1 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,036 George W. Bush has won his fourth consecutive term as president... 2 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,470 ... taking Florida, which due to a computer glitch... 3 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,990 ... inherent in the Jeb B. voting terminals, tallied one single vote... 4 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,198 ... for President Bush and Vice President Schwarzenegger. 5 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,516 Bush's presidency was unanimously declared... 6 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,631 ... legally binding by the Supreme Court... 7 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,037 ... as well as totally cool, by Chief Justice Jenna Bush... 8 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,550 ... who subsequently set in motion another supreme kegger. 9 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,273 Following the landslide victory... 10 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,438 ... a constitutional amendment banning public nudity was implemented. 11 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,200 Shortly thereafter, President Bush dissolved Congress... 12 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,550 ... claiming it was cramping his style. 13 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,876 American troops continue to be strung thin... 14 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:12,473 ... due to the still-raging wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Lebanon... 15 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,798 ... Libya, Pakistan, Venezuela, France, Canada and Alaska. 16 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,434 One American corporation has discovered... 17 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,997 ... a scientific military solution to the looming troop-shortage crisis. 18 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,668 Here at W Industries, top scientists... 19 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,235 ... in cooperation with the United States military... 20 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,510 ... and due to the shortage of American troops... 21 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,871 ... are developing a toxic, easily transmittable chemo virus... 22 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,799 ... that acts to reanimate dead tissue. 23 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,516 But we assure you, due to the extreme level of volatility of such tests... 24 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,280 ... the research facilities are unequivocally... 25 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,393 ... in accordance with the United States government level of standards... 26 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,555 ... fail-safe. 27 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,794 Behold a pale horse. 28 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,199 Please help me! Help me! 29 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,999 Sir. 30 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,675 They're here. 31 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,915 Major. Thank God you guys are here. 32 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,395 - It's bad in there. - It better be, right, lieutenant? 33 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,114 We're the best of the best. We drink napalm and piss fire. 34 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,311 Semper fi. So, what seems to be the problem? 35 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,238 Believe it or not, zombies. 36 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,473 I like knives. 37 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,999 He likes knives. 38 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,159 Nothing like a good challenge. 39 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,713 We improvise and adapt, sir. 40 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,036 We just stopped that thing. What was that called? 41 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,753 - Armageddon, sir. - That's the one. 42 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,554 Lt. Ryker here killed Satan himself with a sharp stick. 43 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,910 - Good work, soldier. - Just doing my duty, sir. 44 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,792 - So where were we? - Zombies, sir. 45 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,150 That's right, zombies. 46 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,952 Let's tell the squad the good news. 47 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,435 I live for it, sir. 48 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,074 Fall out, you maggots! On the double, let's go, move it. 49 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,919 Go, go, go. Recon's in zero minus three minutes. 50 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,635 On the double, dirtbags. Today is a good day to die. 51 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,355 - Meet the team, private? - Yes, sir. 52 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,232 Welcome to the best of the best, son. 53 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,635 Now move out, soldier! 54 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,912 Zombies. 55 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,712 Shit. 56 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,436 Take a good look, soldier. 57 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,830 You see this? There's fucking zombies out there. 58 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,232 Seen worse. 59 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,838 So, what are we dealing with here, doc? 60 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,038 It's a chemo virus designed to reanimate dead tissue... 61 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,390 ...and jump-start the brain's motor function. 62 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,434 This would allow, say, a soldier to continue fighting after death. 63 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,918 After one experiences death, fear is more or less gone. 64 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,315 It enhances the combat mindset... 65 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,478 ...the brain functions of one fearless, uninhibited... 66 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,117 ...the drive of a take-no-prisoners soldier of raw survival instincts. 67 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,278 It more or less turns a soldier into a super soldier. 68 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,435 The good news is... 69 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,108 ...the test subjects in there are not trained soldiers... 70 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,232 ...but poor lost unfortunates who've had no other choice... 71 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,034 ...but to sell themselves to scientific experiments. 72 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,834 Homeless, illegal immigrants, the American middle class. 73 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,268 And what's the bad news? 74 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,277 The chemo virus' molecular structures... 75 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,914 ...deteriorate at an exponential rate from host to host. 76 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,634 The zombified dead after that are but mindless monsters... 77 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,354 ...with a voracious appetite for living flesh. 78 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,790 The virus is based on the human X chromosome... 79 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,150 ...so it stays more pure from woman to woman. 80 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,033 But once you get a man in there, like everything else... 81 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,117 ...it all goes to shit. 82 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,790 So, what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down, doc? 83 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,515 Well, what works for us is we've been surgically removing... 84 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,676 ...the medulla oblongata. 85 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,273 Or that. 86 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,000 We also found that a strong electromagnetic pulse... 87 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,553 ...can knock them out. 88 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,556 Right. Lieutenant, give the word. 89 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,196 All right, it's a turkey shoot. 90 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,231 Let's lose this armour. 91 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,755 Jesus. 92 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,952 What team of fuckups designed this place? 93 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,077 We track as many as we can, then we hit them with the big E. 94 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,555 - What, Elvis? - Not Elvis, EMPD. 95 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,591 - Damn. - Lieutenant. 96 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,678 - Alpha, Bravo, ten-hut! - Move out. 97 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,592 Com station up and operational. 98 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,398 Alpha, Bravo, incoming at 0400. 99 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,433 Twenty metres, 10 o'clock. 100 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,710 Hold tight. Draw them in. 101 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,917 Holy shit. 102 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,434 Sometimes I like guns. 103 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,388 Alpha, Bravo, incoming at 6 o'clock. 104 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,839 Wait for it. 105 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,837 Do it. 106 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,109 Wait for it. 107 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:53,749 Blast them. 108 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,072 Report. Comstat, come in. 109 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,431 Kwan, you there? 110 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,635 Com's down. 111 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,910 Electromagnetic blast. Equipment's fried. 112 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,639 So how do we make sure they're zero threat? 113 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,393 Oh, no. 114 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,236 Sir, the com phone... 115 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,714 Look out! 116 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,191 Somebody made a mistake. Somebody made a big fucking mistake. 117 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,238 Fire at will. 118 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,878 Alpha, Bravo, get to the side! 119 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,593 - I want more bombs, sir. - Sir, orders from comstat base. 120 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,949 The memo reads: 121 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,116 "Osama to attack within the United States." 122 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,435 Wait, what does that mean? 123 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,029 It's code. It means we've been warned of the dangers. 124 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,879 But better to ignore the problem and it's bound to go away. 125 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,072 Got it. That's what we're doing? 126 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,235 Me, personally... 127 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,878 ...I'm aiming for the head. 128 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,193 All right. The good old-fashioned way. 129 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,188 Alpha, Bravo teams, let's clean up the rest of the mess. 130 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,989 - Wrap it up. - Recon! 131 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,592 This is where it bit me. 132 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,870 It's not that bad. Don't worry, son. 133 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,389 We'll get you fixed up right as rain. 134 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,796 - Mission accomplished, sir. - All right. 135 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,389 Where'd I hear that before? Let's get a head count. 136 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,478 Yes, sir. Squad, form up. 137 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,998 Where's Byrdflough? 138 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,473 Off the stage, asshole. 139 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,718 Hi. 140 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,549 I'm looking for Madam Blavatski. 141 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,918 God bless. 142 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:46,672 Are you kidding me? This place is more illegal than that ID. 143 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,389 All right. 144 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,309 That was the ever-feline Kat. 145 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,399 Now, she's working hard up there for you boys, so be extra nice. 146 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:35,675 And remember, Rhinos is an ultra-exclusive gentlemen's club. 147 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,919 So exclusive members only, if you know what I mean. 148 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,352 Now, the management would also like to remind you... 149 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,154 ...that nothing comes out of your pants... 150 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,875 ...but tips for the girls. 151 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,435 Bitch. 152 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,676 - What a talent. - Slut. 153 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,996 - My hero. - Whatever. 154 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,873 Okay, �ber-sluts, we have new meat. 155 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,874 This is Jessy. 156 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,399 - Local girl, right? - Yeah. 157 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,511 Born and bred, Sartre, Nebraska. 158 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,075 - Figures. - Grew up on a farm? 159 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,998 Yep. Right again. 160 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,760 - Eat a lot of corn? - Yep. 161 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,632 Good. Now, we make her at home... 162 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,990 ...so we are all... How you say? 163 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,713 - happy with the crabs. 164 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,388 No, not crabs, but other crustaceans. 165 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,238 You mean "happy as a clam." 166 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,000 Clams are molluscs, not crustaceans. 167 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,189 Whatever. 168 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,516 So you sit here. 169 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,231 We are all happy as clams. 170 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,873 Hi. 171 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,273 Okay. 172 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,674 Lilith! 173 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,872 Go, go, go. You dance. 174 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,032 Oh, Mr. Essko, hello. 175 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,229 Shut your pie-hole. 176 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,113 Hey, boss. 177 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,993 Back off. Back off, you walking herpie, you. 178 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,475 This is nice. 179 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,635 Never touch. 180 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,912 Not the jacket, not the shirt, not the hair. 181 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,599 You touch me again, I'll kill you. 182 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,789 I love a man of authority. 183 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,952 Well, hey there, sweet thing. 184 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,752 How about some private time? 185 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,235 Fat chance, fuckwad. 186 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,474 And now, an announcement... 187 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,559 ...from your host, Mr. Ian Essko. 188 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,155 Tired of that same old lap dance? 189 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,635 Well, drop an extra C-note, fellas... 190 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,676 ...and experience Rhinos' exclusive face dance. 191 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,392 One of our lovely ladies will sit on your face... 192 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,511 ...and give birth to your head. 193 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,714 Why not try it with our lovely Lilith here? 194 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,391 Experience the essence du Goth. 195 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,156 Exclusively here at Rhinos. 196 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,396 All right, boys. 197 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,479 Give it up for Lilith, the dark queen of the underworld. 198 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,833 And remember, tip the girls well and they come out with nothing on... 199 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,554 ...but the music. 200 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,478 And now... 201 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,833 ...back by her own popular demand... 202 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,000 ...a legend in her own mind... 203 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,589 ...Jeannie. 204 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,229 Bitch. 205 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,838 Okay, what the hell are you doing here? 206 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,634 Is it that apparent that I've never done this before? 207 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,956 Let me guess, Granny fell and broke her hip? 208 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,118 She's Nana, and it's for her colostomy. 209 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:29,315 Hey, Berenge, Trotskyite, you go work floor. 210 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,632 Lap dance. 211 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,190 Lap dance? 212 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,516 Syphilitical lap dance? 213 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,392 Yeah. 214 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,830 - You want a lap dance? - No. 215 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,555 - You don't look so good. - I'm fine. 216 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,038 Well, all right, boys. 217 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,231 Now our own Bobby Sox... 218 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:10,230 ...is gonna tease you with her sock tease. 219 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,396 All right, all right. 220 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,158 What the hell's going on out here? 221 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,920 Dude, that guy's dead. 222 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,228 Oh, he's okay. 223 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,432 - Where the fuck's Paco? - Dog, I'm right here. 224 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,392 Clean this mess up, would you? All right? 225 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,074 I'm only two of me. 226 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,717 Remember the Alamo. Davy Crockett. 227 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,148 - Whatever. - Yeah. 228 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,315 Knocked up. 229 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,670 I remember when I was once star. 230 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,758 Young stripper with dream. 231 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,431 Dream to sing to swanky Parisian elite in smoky nightclub. 232 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,110 We live for dreams. 233 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,357 We die for dream. 234 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,872 That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right? 235 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,593 This new girl. 236 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,711 I don't think she's ever stripped before. 237 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,069 - You think? - Well, maybe you can talk to her. 238 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,952 Give her some pointers. 239 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,230 Yeah, sure. But everything great... 240 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,715 ...must first wear hideous and monstrous masks... 241 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:45,391 ...in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity. 242 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,319 Davis, what are you doing here? 243 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,556 - I need to talk to you. - Make it quick. 244 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,796 I need to know what the meaning of life is. 245 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,955 You're kidding. 246 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,709 I know we're Christians, and what you're doing is a sin, but the intent is... 247 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,593 ...well, Christlike, you sacrificing yourself and all. 248 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,075 So, what are morals? Does the ends justify the means? 249 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,590 But then again, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, so... 250 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,233 Darn, I'm out of clich�s. 251 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,998 What do you want from me, Davis? 252 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,997 Ultimate truth. 253 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,395 You're the last pure thing I know in this world. 254 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,716 Maybe there's more truth to the human condition... 255 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,037 ...in me taking my clothes off for emotionally stunted men... 256 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,231 ...so that my grandmother can shit in a bag... 257 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,352 ...than me staying virginal and pure for you. 258 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,233 Jessy, please, don't do this. 259 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,671 But I gotta. For Nana. 260 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,957 Well, if you must. 261 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,999 I'm gonna watch. 262 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,351 And now, for all you cornhuskers... 263 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,757 ...midnight cow-tippers and Internet explorers... 264 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,556 ...we have sweet Jessy. 265 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,033 What the fuck? 266 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,349 Couldn't do it, huh? 267 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,832 Kid, it takes more than desperation to get out there on that stage. 268 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,712 You either got it or you don't, baby. 269 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,195 What the fuck is going on here? 270 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,799 Look, you pert little minxy slut. 271 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,673 You get back out there right now, or you're dead to me. 272 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,155 Ian, will you just fucking relax? 273 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,952 I'll take her time. 274 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,912 Jesus Christ. 275 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,758 You have to be a warrior, a soldier. Fearless, uninhibited. 276 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,076 A stripper with a take-no-prisoners... 277 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,840 ...raw survival instinct. 278 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,952 So please, for my sake, suck it up. 279 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,993 - It's a war out there. - Fucking A, sister. 280 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,035 Get this asshole out of here! Get him out! 281 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,269 My show, you won't watch. 282 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,797 Come on, in here. 283 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,078 In here. 284 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,878 Stay out of there, he's dangerous. 285 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,390 He's my hero. I just wanna shake his hand. 286 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,480 Get inside, get her inside, get her inside, get her inside. 287 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,830 Come on, come on, that's it. 288 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,353 Do we call someone about this? 289 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,358 Who? We're an illegal operation here, asshole. 290 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,269 We call the police, we're fucked. This blows. 291 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,636 Okay, okay, okay. Plan. 292 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,434 First, you go out front, kill everybody that saw it. 293 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,474 - Hey, pendejo, I'm a lover, not a fighter. - All right. 294 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,955 Second... Second, we dispose of the body. 295 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,230 Yes, yeah, wild dogs. 296 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,479 French Equatorial New Guinea cannibals. 297 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,150 You're dead. 298 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,478 I am? 299 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:28,955 Imagine that. 300 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,311 Oh, no, no, no, hold on. You're fucking dead. 301 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,757 I was. 302 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,676 - But now I'm back. - Not possible. 303 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,555 This is not possible. 304 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,795 How does it feel? 305 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,316 Great. I've never felt more alive. 306 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,353 Oh, sweet irony. 307 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,714 Hey, where are you going? 308 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,359 I'm going to dance. 309 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,716 Announce her. 310 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,751 And now... 311 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,319 ...back from the dead... 312 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,635 ...Kat. 313 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,391 Yeah! 314 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,278 You're cute. 315 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,998 - Me? - Yeah. 316 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,909 I could just eat you alive. 317 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,272 Come here. 318 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,475 No way. 319 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,079 Jimmy, Jimmy. 320 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,794 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. 321 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,151 Hey, you think this is a good idea? 322 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,590 I mean, wasn't that bitch dead a minute ago? 323 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,553 Fuck it. What's the worst that can happen? 324 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,239 Sit. 325 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,598 This is gonna be so great. 326 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,278 Allow me. 327 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,235 Look, maybe I should go. 328 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,796 Go? It's only just begun. 329 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,991 Look, this isn't so much fun anymore. 330 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,279 Let me make it up to you. 331 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,879 Oh, yeah. Hands are cold. 332 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,998 That's interesting. Your tongue is so dry. 333 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,718 I get it wet. 334 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,712 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy 335 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,552 But wait, there's more. 336 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,674 Oh, God. 337 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,389 Oh, God. 338 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,588 - No. - No, thank you. 339 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,313 Suit yourself. 340 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,992 Did you see? 341 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,350 Holy shit! 342 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,916 Hey, do I gotta clean this mess up? 343 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,997 You see this? You see this, what colour is that? 344 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,878 - Cappuccino? - Right. 345 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,311 Meaning you're cleaning this entire fucking mess up. Can you handle that? 346 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,034 Or do I have to find somebody else in front of Home Depot? 347 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,356 Okay, man, okay. I got it, all right? 348 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,236 In old country, we use eels. 349 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,389 - Eels? - Yes, eels. 350 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,828 They eat the flesh. 351 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,759 Sorry, but we don't have eels. 352 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,758 Best we can do is a few rats, maybe the odd ferret. 353 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,838 With any luck, a badger or two. 354 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,109 Badgers? 355 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,993 Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers. 356 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,993 Just clean this up. 357 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,428 Come on, Paco, I'll help you. I'll get the big pieces. 358 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,276 Jesus fucking sheep shit. 359 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,718 Boss, we have a problem. 360 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,117 Could be problem. 361 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,550 Yeah, well, the only problem I've got right now... 362 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,196 ...is Se�or Illegal over here, who's downing my booze. 363 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,628 Oh, really? 364 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,951 How about this, huh, boss? 365 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,954 Maybe this is something worse to worry about. 366 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,473 Okay, let's see if I've got this straight. 367 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,117 Our best stripper is a reanimated corpse... 368 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,880 ...who is feeding off the living flesh of our customers... 369 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,198 ...who in turn reanimate, even if they're just a fucking head? 370 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,989 You... You don't see this as a problem? 371 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,992 This is what I think. 372 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,432 I see stripper dead. And then I see her not so dead. 373 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,469 I see severed head, and not so dead too. 374 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:18,676 But I also see not-so-dead stripper strip. And shiznit, she... 375 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,835 How you say? 376 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,314 - knock them dead. 377 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,511 Or not so dead, as case may be. 378 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,190 So your fucking point? 379 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,550 My point is lots of money. 380 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,830 I never see performance before like tonight. 381 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,759 Nice boys out there never see performance before like tonight. 382 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,111 So I think nice boys tell more nice boys. 383 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,916 And soon, lots of nice boys throwing money at us. 384 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,550 So that is why I say not-so-dead nice boy in head form... 385 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,432 ...maybe not so much problem. 386 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,518 His head easy to... 387 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,119 How you say? 388 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,397 - brush under carpet. 389 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,079 Head? 390 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,358 I see no head. 391 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,357 What head? 392 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,835 - You see head? - Me? 393 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,634 Severed zombie head? Please. 394 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,356 This makes so much more sense now. 395 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,477 Good. All here. 396 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,758 What the fuck was that out there? 397 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,157 Yeah, she was amazing. 398 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,558 - What? - Girls, we talk. 399 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,670 In the old country... 400 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,599 ...I strip to buy bread and borsch. And vodka. 401 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,995 Hey, Lilith, you wake up. 402 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,393 I talk to you. 403 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,836 Oh, my God. 404 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,679 She's dead. 405 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,999 No, I'm not. 406 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,116 Figures. Go ahead, kiss her ass. 407 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,755 You have the personality of clay. 408 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,676 Spineless jellyfish. 409 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,839 Kat says jump and you grovel, begging her to tell you how high. 410 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,477 Yeah. When she says "zombie," you say, "how dead?" 411 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,436 You're surprised? 412 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,110 Actually, there's more. Kat eat nice boy. 413 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,276 But leftovers still alive. 414 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,957 - Cool. - How's it feel? 415 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,715 Death. 416 00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,596 It's like snow and the stars. 417 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,038 That's pretty. 418 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:08,075 I remember once lying in the snow under a clear blanket of stars. 419 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,557 And there were so many stars. 420 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,870 I couldn't comprehend what it was like... 421 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,833 ...that vast and noble void. 422 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,792 But now... 423 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,355 ...I understand it. 424 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,554 I feel I'm a part of it. 425 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,877 That infinite nothingness. 426 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,989 I wanna strip. Who's on? 427 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,952 Fuck it, I'm gonna dance. 428 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,993 Death is good. 429 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,315 Okay. 430 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,836 It looks like war has been declared. 431 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,035 Give it up for Jeannie. 432 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,590 The dance of the bruised ego. 433 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:21,948 Get off! 434 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,914 - Go away. - Come on, you're trash. 435 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,680 - You're done, bitch. - Bring us Lilith! 436 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,718 - You suck! - Lilith! 437 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,228 You. 438 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,030 Oh, baby, you are morbid. 439 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,598 I love your tongue. 440 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,316 Oh, wow, this is so fucking cool. 441 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,558 I love your tongue. 442 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,874 This is starting to creep me out. 443 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,310 Come on. Come on. 444 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,751 Okay, not too bad. 445 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,876 Just back away slowly. 446 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,036 These things don't move so well. 447 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,276 Oh, really? You seen those putas dance? 448 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,913 They move pretty good to me, all right. 449 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,317 What are you staring at, dog? You know me? 450 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,990 You look at me like you know me. I'm from East Lo. I'm crazy. 451 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,838 Bite me, man. 452 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,069 Hey. Hey, come on. Basement, basement. Take it to the basement. 453 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,231 In the cage. In another cage. 454 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,032 Get in there, fella. 455 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,197 Yeah. Yeah, that should hold him. 456 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,559 Well, I think the spillover zombie problem's been solved. 457 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,594 - Where are they? - In there. 458 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,828 Good, good. Okay, quick, everybody out, everybody out. 459 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,350 Come on, come on. Get out, out, out. 460 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,672 Home. Piss off. Come on, get out of here. 461 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,749 Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. 462 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,199 Beauty. 463 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,515 Yeah, baby. 464 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:28,316 Those graveless gutter sluts are gonna make us a mint, bro. 465 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,111 Now, you know, the law of the universe dictates... 466 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,118 ...that the whole thing could turn into a world of shit. 467 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,833 Well, hey... 468 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,832 ...it's me. 469 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,269 Yeah. 470 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,591 That's what worries me. 471 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,869 Who's there? 472 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,315 Are you following me? 473 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:32,593 What? No. I was... I was just... There was this... 474 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,439 - You should have seen this thing back... - Davis. Davis, look. 475 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,151 You need to stay far away from me right now. 476 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,670 There's something going on that I don't even understand. 477 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,758 So just go home. And, Davis? 478 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,390 - Lock your door. - Yeah, sure. 479 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,514 Shit. 480 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,392 Bye-bye. 481 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,996 Take me. 482 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,749 I want it. I want it now. 483 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,956 I love you. 484 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,396 Love is dead. 485 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,669 Great tits, huh? 486 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,513 Yes. But what does it mean? 487 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:05,550 Here I am, sweet thing. The god of love in the flesh. 488 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,352 Flesh. 489 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,154 Hey, baby. Nice to meet you. 490 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,792 Meat. 491 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,313 Girl, I've been dying to get a lap dance with you. 492 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,994 Go. 493 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,869 Back. Back, you not-so-dead nice boy missing face. 494 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,795 Back. 495 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,193 - Close the door. - You hold that switch from up there. 496 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,469 Get away from him. 497 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,551 - Get in. - Step back. 498 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,153 Hey. 499 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,237 See? Piece of fucking cake. 500 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,910 Baby, we are gonna make an un-killing. 501 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,911 Don't tell me you're going through with this. 502 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,075 I have to. 503 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,872 You can't compete with what's out there. 504 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,958 I'm thinking of getting Kat to, you know. 505 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,039 For my nana. 506 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,878 That's an excuse and you know it. 507 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:24,829 Perhaps. 508 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,359 But listen to that. 509 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,348 That acceptance, that praise, the confidence in that. 510 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,154 The sense of pride and self. 511 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,432 It's not a sense of self out there, but regression towards the mean. 512 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,756 But it's so fucking cool. 513 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,915 Okay, girls, go home. 514 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,196 Tomorrow. 515 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,152 I'll do it tomorrow. 516 00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:00,078 - Dude, that place is so awesome. - I'm going back tomorrow, man. 517 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,356 Hello, darling. 518 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,795 You want to party with the love doctor? 519 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,388 Hey. 520 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,033 I like knives. 521 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,755 Okay. 522 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,188 But kind of kinky. 523 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,356 Okay, okay. 524 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,516 You two have a good night, all right? 525 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,792 Damn, that chick's as cold as the dead flesh... 526 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,309 ...of a stripping zombie. 527 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,476 Jesus. 528 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,793 - Beautiful. - Yeah? 529 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,399 Yeah. 530 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,114 Beautiful. 531 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,952 We have to stop her. 532 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,869 Yeah, she could get out, infect others. 533 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,594 Fuck that. I'm not letting her take the spotlight. 534 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,995 But she's always been the star. 535 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,670 I have never been booed off stage before. Never. 536 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,954 Kat's reign ends if it's the last thing I do. 537 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,312 - But what can you do? - We need the source. 538 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,913 What happened to that guy, anyway? 539 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,150 - Hey, boss. - Do me a favour... 540 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,591 ...and hose yourself down before you come in here. 541 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:32,238 Look, this zombie thing has gotta end. The other girls can't get any stage time. 542 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,870 Have you any idea how much money we're making right now? 543 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:40,596 Look, Ian, these zombies, they scare me. 544 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,109 I can't sleep. I'm having nightmares. 545 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,992 Don't worry about them, then. 546 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,236 They're murdering, flesh-eating monsters. 547 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,477 - They're harmless. - Ian, this could spread everywhere. 548 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:56,152 If that's what fate brings our way, then there's nothing we can do about it. 549 00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,070 - No, that's fatalism. It's not me. - Yeah, right. 550 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,669 - Whatever. - What's that supposed to mean? 551 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,919 It means that you've never really given a shit about anything anyway. 552 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,554 Why the fuck start now? 553 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:14,230 You've always just stood back and watched and rolled your eyes. 554 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,238 - Yeah, well, this is different. It's evil. - It's a trend. 555 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,271 It's a fucking fad. 556 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,673 I don't trust you. 557 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:26,476 - You're planning something. - Who, little old me? 558 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,393 Let me put it to you this way. 559 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,790 You are useless. 560 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,838 You're dead to me. 561 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,635 And I mean real dead, not undead dead. 562 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,389 You got nothing until you can do what those zombie bitches out there can do. 563 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,319 So get out, pack your shit... 564 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:49,195 ...get on the bread truck and haul fucking buns. 565 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,359 What? 566 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,798 Suddenly, you have a sense of self? 567 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,275 Suddenly, she cares. 568 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,110 Hello. 569 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,837 Oh, my God. 570 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,839 Calm down. 571 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,710 Aren't you afraid of looking like that in the future? 572 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,909 What future? 573 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,989 I don't know. 574 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,150 Come to Mama. 575 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,071 - What the fuck's your problem? - I'm pathetic. 576 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,633 I won't argue that. 577 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,718 Coward. Worthless. 578 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,753 Ugly. Fat ass. 579 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,871 I hate you. 580 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,792 - Where is Jeannie? - I don't know. 581 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,069 You go on the floor. 582 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,350 What's the point? They only want zombies now. 583 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,391 Just do it. 584 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,518 No. Where are you, Jeannie? 585 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,599 Nasty zombie guy? 586 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,312 Anyone? 587 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,473 Jesus, you look like a corpse. 588 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,708 That's the plan. It's my duty to conform. 589 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,718 No, your duty is to be an individual. 590 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:30,198 The mind is a flame to be kindled, not a vessel to be filled. 591 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,992 How foolish and naive, Berenge. 592 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,555 Your optimism makes you an idiot. 593 00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:37,909 What did you call me? 594 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,997 - An idiot. - No, an optimist. 595 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,395 Don't you ever fucking call me an optimist again. 596 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,388 My mind's made up. I must submit. 597 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:51,037 For my nana, for my sense of acceptance... 598 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:55,119 ...for the luxury of not having to think for myself anymore. 599 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,118 Call it what you want. 600 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,030 In the end it's all the same. 601 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,116 What are you looking at, huh? 602 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,798 I'm doing it. 603 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,075 - You're going up there? - Yes. 604 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,830 - And taking your clothes off? - No, no, that's not what I mean. 605 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,189 What are you doing? 606 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,757 The whole flesh-eating corpse, zombie super-stripper thing. 607 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,798 Excuse me? 608 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,509 Did I miss something? 609 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,070 Warriors, come out to play. 610 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:02,230 Warriors, come out to play. 611 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,312 Your time is done here. 612 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,513 So, little one, you think you can beat me? 613 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,837 You've been dead, the flesh decays. 614 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,350 - I am now your equal. - Never! 615 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,199 Then come, let's dance. 616 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,194 If this gets out, I'm fucked. 617 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,756 No. No, this is not what I want. 618 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:20,114 I can no longer be blind to the war. I can no longer ignore the killing. 619 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,198 This is getting way out of hand. 620 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,629 - Where's Ian? - Why? 621 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,068 What are you talking about? 622 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,599 - They're out. - Who? Who's out? 623 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,030 Jesus, them! 624 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,950 - No! - Oh, no! No! 625 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,593 Get out! 626 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:46,673 Open the door, Ian, it's us. 627 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,035 Prove it! 628 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,873 Okay. Come on. 629 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,159 Come here. 630 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:03,835 Freeze! 631 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,359 Put the gun down, Ian. 632 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,712 How do I know that you're not one of them, huh? 633 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:15,149 - How do I know you're not one of them? - Because zombie doesn't piss in pants. 634 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:17,191 You two, boys with toys... 635 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,436 ...stop this foolish nonsense. 636 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,710 We must work together. 637 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,480 Right, right. 638 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,119 Hey, man, open the door. 639 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:32,514 - Who's there? - Are you kidding me, pendejo gringo? 640 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,392 Just let him in. 641 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,994 Not cool. 642 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,873 How do we know you're not one of them, huh? 643 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,833 - He's alive. - Very alive. 644 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,031 - Now what? - Okay. 645 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,639 - We need a plan. - Yeah. 646 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,068 We'll destroy them. 647 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,475 No, wait. We join them. 648 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,353 No. Kill them and everything they stand for. 649 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,757 No, join them. Destroy them. 650 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,791 Fuck! Why? 651 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,797 Why can't I decide? 652 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,629 Am I no longer human? Have I no soul? 653 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,516 This is all your fault, existential bitch. 654 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,672 - Nothing like a good cat fight, huh? - Yeah. 655 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,552 No. 656 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:25,230 Hey. You have more of those? 657 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,998 Are you kidding? 658 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:43,032 Okay, anyone know how to use these things? 659 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,039 Well... 660 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,994 ...something about the safety being off. 661 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,031 I saw that in a movie. 662 01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:01,920 Hey, the law says I can own them, not that I have to know how to use them. 663 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,119 Skank zombie whore-bitch, prepare to die. 664 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,639 Been there, done that, loser. 665 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,558 I hate you, corpse-zilla. 666 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,356 Oh, what's that, undead cellulite? 667 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,677 Too bad you couldn't reanimate your personality. 668 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,676 I see your skin didn't get any worse. 669 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,836 Limbo bimbo. 670 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,439 Rotten slut. 671 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,518 - Can we at least have plan? - Yeah, I got a fucking plan. 672 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,073 Shoot everything that moves. 673 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,272 Hey, those guys... Come on, they could be shooting at us. 674 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:34,190 He's right. Yeah. We need to wear something that shows we're alive. 675 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,992 Like badges. 676 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,869 Badges? Badges? 677 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,352 Yo, that's a good idea. Maybe we should get some badges. 678 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:46,030 But what about the girls, huh? They're good girls. 679 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,229 They're zombies. 680 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,238 No, they're strippers. 681 01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:52,396 They're zombie strippers. 682 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,636 Come on, let's do it, undead motherfuckers! 683 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,589 Why? 684 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,517 Goddamn! 685 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:13,599 Well, that sucked. What the fuck was that about? 686 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,836 Reminds me of the old country. 687 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,919 - Oh, no, we lost Paco. - Fuck Paco. 688 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,350 This makes me sad. 689 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,915 Little Aztec warrior. 690 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,314 That really blew. 691 01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,080 Come on, you guys, we can do better than that, huh? 692 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,918 How about round two? 693 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:37,189 Oh, this is no good. 694 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,516 It's only a matter of time before they find us. 695 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,393 Davis, hold me. 696 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,713 Hey, baby? 697 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:51,598 Maybe we should, you know, do it. 698 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,952 What? What happened to all that purity you so needed of me? 699 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:59,914 Right now it seems a little misguided, intrusive. 700 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:02,475 Maybe like denying the beauty of life... 701 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,911 ...by adhering to repressive and outdated religious dogma. 702 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,315 You mean, you wanna get laid before you die. 703 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,909 - Is that such a crime? - Unbelievable. 704 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:14,715 Oh, come on, baby. I won't put it in all the way, I promise. 705 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,717 Get a life, loser. 706 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:17,875 - Blowjob? - No. 707 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:20,878 - Hand job, rim job? - No. No. 708 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,036 - Anything? - No. 709 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,798 - Dirty Sanchez? - No. 710 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,035 - A to M? - No. 711 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,800 - Angry Dragon? - No. 712 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,150 - Foamy Chewbacca? - No. 713 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,873 Where do you get this stuff? 714 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,559 The Internet. 715 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,515 Listen. 716 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:42,075 I can't take this anymore. You do me, slut. 717 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:43,508 No, no, no. 718 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,153 No. 719 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,759 Oh, no. 720 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,192 Pancho Villa. 721 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,357 Montezuma. 722 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,671 Cesar Chavez. 723 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,271 Cinco de Mayo. 724 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,518 Guacamole. 725 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,389 Adios, Maria. 726 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,955 Maria, Maria. 727 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,119 Goodbye, my friend Pepe. 728 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,958 I will miss you most. 729 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,116 You are a true friend. 730 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,313 It's Paco time. 731 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:07,198 Wait, wait. 732 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,470 The girls, you can talk to. 733 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,868 Gaia, please, look at me. 734 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:16,718 Look at my eyes. 735 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:18,995 And trust me. 736 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:22,790 Trust the voice you are hearing from me right now. 737 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,149 Look into me. 738 01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,831 Look into my eyes. 739 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:04,032 Oh, my God. 740 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,437 Do I suck or what? 741 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,672 All right. 742 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,394 - Who the fuck are you? - D-Squad. 743 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:50,115 - Who the fuck are you? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, missy. 744 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:54,632 I'm just a little old nobody who happens to own this place. 745 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,080 Thanks for ruining my shirt, by the way. 746 01:14:58,280 --> 01:14:59,599 Sorry about the mess. 747 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:01,711 Yeah, you take care now. 748 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:05,196 Wait, wait. You don't have to leave. 749 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,315 - Maybe we could work together, huh? - Okay. 750 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:12,956 You take flank, lay GR at full 10. Ready? 751 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,518 What are you waiting for? 752 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,512 I've got a better idea. 753 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:19,675 I'll hide... 754 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:23,509 ...and you two kill... 755 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,870 ...or whatever, the zombies. 756 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,071 Copy that. Wait here. 757 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,798 "Wait here." I can do that. 758 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:59,516 At last, I will taste victory... 759 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:03,269 ...as I tear you apart with my own two hands. 760 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,118 I have won. 761 01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:41,836 No! 762 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:07,915 All I ever wanted was to be the best at something. 763 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,793 Anything. Is that too much to ask? 764 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,798 Babe, you were the best. 765 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,468 Really? Well, thank you. 766 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,553 Thank you. 767 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,675 Sector 7, clear. 768 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:25,995 Wait a second. 769 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,756 Someone, please, put her out of her misery. 770 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,473 Someone put me out of my misery. 771 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:38,993 I've got this. 772 01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,718 Hey, boss. 773 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,433 Good idea. 774 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:19,115 We never gave you a thank-you dance... 775 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:22,232 ...for all that you've done for us. 776 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,590 You really don't have to. Really. 777 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,758 Herpes is one thing, but zombie herpes? 778 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:39,469 Oh, God. 779 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,591 I know what you want. 780 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,556 Face dance. 781 01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:08,318 Please, please. No, no, no! 782 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,520 - My turn. - No, please, no. 783 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,109 Tracking him now. 784 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:21,029 Eyes are upon the world. Repeat, eyes are upon the world. 785 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,515 No. Hey, we're alive. 786 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:40,314 - We're not one of them. - Convince me. Say something human. 787 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,715 Oh, shit, couldn't you give me something easier? 788 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,751 Okay, okay. 789 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,712 I think, therefore I am. 790 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,718 I think? Actually, I have my doubts about that one. 791 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,229 - Not convinced. - Okay, okay, okay. 792 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:56,479 Revenge is a dish best served cold. Oh, fuck, that's Klingon. 793 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,231 Oh, God, don't kill me. I don't wanna die. 794 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:02,557 Please don't kill me. I don't wanna die. Please. 795 01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,275 Excuse me. 796 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:09,837 Mr. Army Man, Mrs. Army Person, he's a little confused. 797 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,519 Missy, we've got a job to do. 798 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:15,679 So make it good, in a deeply ontological way. 799 01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:23,040 Funny, I just had a memory. 800 01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:26,716 I'm in a field and I look down... 801 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:30,629 ...and I see a single dandelion... 802 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,832 ...growing from out of what looks like cow manure. 803 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:37,191 And suddenly, a wind blows... 804 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:41,996 ...and the wind is aswarm with glistening florets... 805 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,077 ...milk-blue in the afternoon sun. 806 01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:46,191 Seeing such profound beauty... 807 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,834 ...rise up from cow shit... 808 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,912 ...I suddenly realise life is beautiful. 809 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:00,959 Wait. 810 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,388 What? 811 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,149 Search and destroy. Recon sector Alpha, let's move! 812 01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:10,318 Oh, Christ, what's that smell? 813 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,388 Oh, fuck. 814 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:19,000 Shoot me, please. 815 01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:32,195 Specimen secured. Repeat, specimen secured. 816 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,309 All right, bag him. 817 01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:36,589 No! 818 01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:41,119 - We'll hand it over to SI for testing. - No. 819 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:44,399 No. 820 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,956 What it is, you are. 821 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,552 We got survivors. 822 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,109 All right, say something. 823 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,597 Wait a minute. 824 01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:18,514 Hey, major. 825 01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:20,358 You. 826 01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:22,551 Me? What? 827 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,555 It was you. 828 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,919 You gave us that bunk intel on the electromagnetic pulse. 829 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,680 You want us to fail. 830 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:37,069 That's right. I let the zombie virus out. 831 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,598 It took months of planning... 832 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:43,395 ... but I was able to secure a sample of the chemo virus. 833 01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:52,838 And then effectively release it into the laboratory's populace. 834 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:09,314 Don't you see? We like it when things go tragically wrong. 835 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:13,638 We go out of our way to make sure disaster hits magnificently. 836 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,389 Global warming is making us enough money to make Solomon blush. 837 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:21,991 Iraq is making us enough money to make God cream in his fucking jeans. 838 01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:26,079 But wait, just think, if this zombie virus gets out... 839 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:27,635 ...look out. 840 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,355 Hey, this is America. We're fighting for the American way. 841 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,875 Oh, please, give me a break. 842 01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:38,470 Dude, we've been sold a farm, used and abused. 843 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,877 If you're smart, you realise this and play ball and work for the Man. 844 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:43,679 Or else ignore it... 845 01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:46,678 ...and give in with the rest of the walking dead. 846 01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:57,793 You guys should smoke more. 847 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,549 Not enough kids smoking these days. It's so fucking cool. 848 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:03,352 Incoming. 849 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,916 At last, I'm beautiful. 850 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:14,076 I'm beautiful. 851 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,389 Don't you think I'm beautiful? 852 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,428 Orders are orders. 853 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,870 Sir, I fear we're being used. 854 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,716 You just figuring that out? 855 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,918 Sir. Hey, I'm talking to you. 856 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,755 Gentlemen. Expensive. 857 01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:52,030 Gonna cost. Let's fix this lickety-split. 858 01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:55,710 Call it, lieutenant. Our job's done here. 859 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:58,559 D-Squad, ten-hut. 860 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,638 Come on, you numbnuts, move it or lose it. 861 01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:10,873 Hey, what's this? 862 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:17,007 Son of a bitch. 863 01:27:16,558 --> 01:27:17,558 Subtitles by LeapinLar