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[girls whimpering]
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[girls grunting]
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[moans]
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[sobbing]
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[somber instrumental music]
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♫
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[birds squawking]
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[birds chirping]
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[coughing]
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[rain pattering]
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[thunder rumbling]
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- Ian, please!
Could you just calm down?
13
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- He did not know
I took the car.
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He will be
absolutely fucking furious.
15
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- Your dad
doesn't have to find out.
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We can come back
and get it tomorrow
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when we have the keys!
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- Fuck!
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Don't even think
for half a second
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you're going to break open
that car, mate.
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So get out of my face.
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[keys jingling]
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What are you fucking looking at?
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Stop looking at
my girlfriend, midget!
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00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:03,188
- Ian, please!
26
00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:04,426
- You want to fucky-fucky her?
27
00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:06,092
No way in hell,
'cause let me tell you,
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there's only one guy
who fucks her,
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00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:08,865
and I fuck her real good,
30
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so go home and fuck mom now,
you demented dwarf!
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[gunshot]
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[screaming]
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[gunshots]
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[screaming]
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[groaning]
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[screams]
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[crowbar clatters]
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[panting]
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No, please!
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Please, no!
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[screaming]
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No, please!
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Please, plea...
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Don't!
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Ian!
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[coughing]
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[engine revving]
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[tires squealing]
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[brakes screech]
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[wheezing and coughing]
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[inhaler hisses]
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[audio rewinding]
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[no audio]
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[breathing deeply]
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[moans]
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00:09:23,907 --> 00:09:26,581
- Hey, I hope you're not
time-wasting, you.
57
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,283
I've got a dozen people
waiting to look at this place,
58
00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:31,258
most of them paying cash
as well.
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00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:33,454
You got cash?
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00:09:33,483 --> 00:09:37,693
Right, the light switch is
somewhere here I think.
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00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,638
[giggling]
62
00:10:03,847 --> 00:10:06,418
- Hey, come on, let's get
this fucking lease signed, hey?
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00:10:06,449 --> 00:10:09,658
[thunder booming]
64
00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:13,699
[electricity crackles]
65
00:10:13,723 --> 00:10:15,725
[thunder rumbling]
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00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,623
[inhaler hisses]
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00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:43,154
[coughing]
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00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:05,809
[screaming]
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00:11:29,766 --> 00:11:32,246
[grunting]
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00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:36,982
[electricity crackles]
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00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:39,179
[screaming]
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00:12:16,079 --> 00:12:19,083
[cell phone ringing]
73
00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:31,362
[phone keypad beeping]
74
00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:35,972
- Hi, this is Marc
from USA Actors Management
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00:12:35,999 --> 00:12:37,910
regarding your audition request
for our clients
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00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,174
Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
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from Human Centipede.
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00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:43,011
Neither is available for the
auditions in London right now
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because they're shooting
a movie,
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00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,612
but thank you for the interest.
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00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:47,178
Maybe We can do something
in the future.
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00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,780
Good-bye.
83
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:21,378
[baby crying]
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00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:28,455
- Stop them tears.
85
00:13:28,484 --> 00:13:32,398
You're just making
Daddy's Willy harder.
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00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:35,835
[baby continues crying]
87
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[floorboard creaking]
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[electricity crackles]
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[crying STOPS]
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[insect buzzing]
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[clock ticking]
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[sniffs]
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Oh, my God.
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00:13:48,938 --> 00:13:50,940
Have you shit yourself again?
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You swine.
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00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:55,482
I've called Dr. Sebring,
and he's waiting.
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00:13:55,511 --> 00:13:57,923
Get up!
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00:14:05,922 --> 00:14:08,926
[pots clanging]
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00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,975
[door creaks]
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00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:04,452
[sighs]
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00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,011
Hello, Martin.
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[moans]
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00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:49,186
[squealing]
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00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:04,411
[chuckles]
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00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:05,639
Mmm.
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00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:18,883
Martin...
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00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,360
come and join us.
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00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:54,091
Well..
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00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:57,723
Martin, I have your Ventolin.
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00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,600
Martin, I'm here today
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00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:12,636
because your mother is
very worried about you.
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00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:15,114
- He keeps on talking
about a centipede
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00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,139
with 12 people.
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00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:20,677
What does that mean?
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00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:27,652
- Now, let's see.
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00:18:30,753 --> 00:18:34,166
A centipede can be considered
a phallic symbol.
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00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:36,727
Centipedes are
very aggressive creatures.
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00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,638
Their bite can be very painful.
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00:18:39,662 --> 00:18:44,941
Maybe he is connecting the pain
that a centipede inflicts
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00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,674
with the pain inflicted on him
121
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:51,481
through years of psychological
and sexual abuse by his father.
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00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,286
- I miss my husband.
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00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:07,195
And it's your fault
that he's in prison!
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00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:11,535
- Sometimes people
that are mentally challenged
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00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:19,069
and have a history
of sexual abuse...
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00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:22,810
mutilate
their own sexual organs.
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00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,563
I'm sorry.
I going to have to go.
128
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,997
There's nothing to worry about.
129
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:41,467
I'm sure it's just
a passing phase.
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00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,367
Hmm?
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00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:50,070
Martin.
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00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:54,343
Ah.
You're a good boy.
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00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,372
Mrs. Lomax.
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00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:21,397
- I've decided to kill us both.
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00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,411
[bass music thumping]
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00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:28,404
♫
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00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,884
This music is driving me crazy!
138
00:20:35,645 --> 00:20:37,716
I can't stand this any more!
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00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:49,992
[knocking at door]
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00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:12,854
He can't stand it any more!
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00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,354
Come on, tell him.
142
00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:22,267
Be a man like your father.
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00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:25,238
- Stop fucking bothering me,
you retard.
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00:21:25,261 --> 00:21:29,073
I play my fucking music
as loud as I fucking want, okay?
145
00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:31,635
- Kill us both.
I'm begging you.
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00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,807
- Shut your fucking mouth,
you old cunt.
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00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:38,444
What the fuck?
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00:21:38,474 --> 00:21:41,648
[screaming]
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00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,588
- I will play my music
so fucking loud,
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00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:45,319
it's going to make
your fucking ears bleed
151
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,519
you cock-sucking dwarf.
152
00:21:46,549 --> 00:21:48,460
Next time,
you batter that fucking ceiling,
153
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:52,694
I'm gonna come down
and break your fucking neck,
154
00:21:52,721 --> 00:21:53,927
Fuck!
155
00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:55,958
Fucking little cocksucker.
156
00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:58,437
Don't fucking bang
that fucking ceiling
157
00:21:58,461 --> 00:22:00,873
any-fucking-more, okay?
158
00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:03,900
You cock-sucking retard!
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00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,452
[zipper unzips]
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00:22:19,481 --> 00:22:22,690
[grunts and sniffles]
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00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:34,297
- The lips from B and C
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00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:40,770
and the anus of A and B
are out circular
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00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:45,912
along the border
between skin and mucosa,
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00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:50,287
the mucus cutaneous zone...
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00:22:50,312 --> 00:22:54,089
the circular mucosa
and skin parts
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00:22:54,116 --> 00:23:00,533
of anus and mouth
from A to B and B to C.
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00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:04,060
Connecting
the pedicellated grafts
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00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:11,568
to the chin-cheek incisions
from A to B, connected...
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00:23:15,237 --> 00:23:18,912
Ingestion by A
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00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:22,889
passing through B
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00:23:22,912 --> 00:23:27,827
to the excretion of C.
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00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:35,362
A human centipede...
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00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:37,598
first sequence.
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00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,731
[Woman sobbing on video]
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00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:41,764
[man screaming on video]
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00:23:46,902 --> 00:23:49,883
[ominous music]
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00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:51,905
♫
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00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:21,476
- Will you give me a high five
when we get there?
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00:24:23,939 --> 00:24:25,213
[baby crying]
180
00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:27,243
- Hey.
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00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:43,329
[tires squealing]
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00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,532
[gunshots]
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00:24:45,561 --> 00:24:46,631
[glass shattering]
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00:24:46,662 --> 00:24:47,697
[brakes screech]
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00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:49,641
[woman screaming]
186
00:24:49,665 --> 00:24:51,667
[crowbar clanging]
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00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,710
[baby crying]
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00:24:57,740 --> 00:25:02,314
[woman screaming]
189
00:25:05,247 --> 00:25:07,318
[whimpering]
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00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,238
- Shh, shh.
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00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:29,272
[babbling]
192
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,363
[woman sobbing]
193
00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:04,140
[coughing]
194
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:21,224
[wheezing]
195
00:26:35,437 --> 00:26:37,439
[inhaler hisses]
196
00:27:50,512 --> 00:27:52,856
[Whispers] My lead.
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00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,883
My lead.
198
00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:56,123
Hey, man.
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00:27:56,151 --> 00:27:57,221
- [mutters]
200
00:27:57,252 --> 00:27:58,424
- Hey, man.
201
00:27:58,454 --> 00:27:59,990
- [muttering]
202
00:28:00,022 --> 00:28:03,367
[speaking German]
203
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:07,772
- [grunting]
204
00:28:07,796 --> 00:28:10,003
- Ja, komm.
205
00:28:10,032 --> 00:28:13,036
[moaning and grunting]
206
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,775
[speaking indistinctly]
207
00:28:14,803 --> 00:28:16,680
Yeah!
Yeah, come up here.
208
00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:18,844
Come up, oh, yeah!
209
00:28:18,874 --> 00:28:21,081
Yeah.
Yeah!
210
00:28:21,109 --> 00:28:23,521
Very good!
211
00:28:23,545 --> 00:28:24,853
Yeah!
212
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,826
I did ff!'
213
00:28:26,849 --> 00:28:29,489
[cackles]
214
00:28:29,518 --> 00:28:32,692
[speaking indistinctly]
215
00:28:32,721 --> 00:28:35,065
[camera clicks and whirs]
216
00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:38,071
[all sobbing]
217
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:44,271
[man speaking Japanese]
218
00:29:03,652 --> 00:29:05,928
[inhales sharply]
219
00:29:09,257 --> 00:29:14,366
[moaning]
220
00:29:14,396 --> 00:29:16,740
- Whoo-hoo!
221
00:29:16,765 --> 00:29:18,904
- Why do these stupid things
never work?
222
00:29:18,934 --> 00:29:22,507
[grunting and moaning]
223
00:29:24,706 --> 00:29:25,741
[cell phone ringing]
224
00:29:25,774 --> 00:29:26,912
- Oh, Valerie!
225
00:29:26,942 --> 00:29:29,445
It's that guy from the club!
226
00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:33,220
[grunts]
227
00:29:33,248 --> 00:29:36,252
[sighs]
228
00:29:39,354 --> 00:29:40,662
[speaking indistinctly]
229
00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:41,827
- Shh!
There's...
230
00:29:41,857 --> 00:29:43,131
[giggling]
231
00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:45,263
Babe, there's a midget
wanking in there.
232
00:29:45,294 --> 00:29:46,739
- You are drunk, love.
233
00:29:46,762 --> 00:29:47,832
- No, seriously!
234
00:29:54,703 --> 00:29:57,707
[sobbing]
235
00:30:09,952 --> 00:30:12,956
[growling]
236
00:30:43,819 --> 00:30:46,823
[heart beating rapidly]
237
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,164
[electricity crackles]
238
00:31:01,136 --> 00:31:04,447
[wheezing]
239
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:15,918
[gagging]
240
00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:55,564
[electricity whirs]
241
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:58,594
[all screaming and moaning]
242
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:32,328
[cell phone ringing]
243
00:32:40,869 --> 00:32:42,143
[phone keypad beeping]
244
00:32:48,944 --> 00:32:50,446
- Hi, this is Arianne
245
00:32:50,479 --> 00:32:52,425
from Creative Acting
Talent Management.
246
00:32:52,447 --> 00:32:54,120
You called us
with an audition request
247
00:32:54,149 --> 00:32:55,651
for our client
actress Miss Yennie
248
00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:56,856
from The Human Centipede.
249
00:32:56,885 --> 00:32:58,262
I just spoke to Miss Yennie,
250
00:32:58,286 --> 00:33:01,028
and she is very, very excited
and available
251
00:33:01,056 --> 00:33:04,196
to fly to London to audition
for the new Tarantino film.
252
00:33:04,226 --> 00:33:08,231
Could you please contact me
ASAP on my cell phone,
253
00:33:08,263 --> 00:33:12,473
713-499-0913.
254
00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:15,744
Thanks.
B ye-bye.
255
00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:26,683
- You can't do this.
256
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:29,457
It's a film.
257
00:33:29,484 --> 00:33:36,129
The Human Centipede
is a fucking film.
258
00:33:36,158 --> 00:33:39,867
He is going to stitch us up.
259
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:44,002
He is going to stitch us up
ass to mouth.
260
00:33:46,334 --> 00:33:47,836
Help!
261
00:33:49,838 --> 00:33:51,181
Help!
262
00:34:53,668 --> 00:34:57,309
[baby crying]
263
00:34:57,339 --> 00:34:59,717
- Stop them tears.
264
00:34:59,741 --> 00:35:03,348
You're just making
Daddy's Willy harder.
265
00:35:19,027 --> 00:35:20,131
[knife clinks]
266
00:35:22,731 --> 00:35:26,178
[plastic rustling]
267
00:35:40,282 --> 00:35:42,353
- What is this?
268
00:35:46,188 --> 00:35:50,330
100% medically accurate?
269
00:35:55,163 --> 00:35:57,370
Mouth to anus?
270
00:35:59,768 --> 00:36:02,009
One digestive system?
271
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:06,008
Is this a perverted film
you've been talking about?
272
00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:34,070
[sobbing quietly]
273
00:38:13,134 --> 00:38:17,310
- I want all this filth
out of my house!
274
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:18,817
[screaming]
275
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:57,046
[yelling angrily]
276
00:39:02,117 --> 00:39:05,121
[coughing]
277
00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:26,976
[wheezing and coughing]
278
00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:46,295
[blood gurgling]
279
00:40:01,242 --> 00:40:03,745
[floorboards creaking]
280
00:40:03,778 --> 00:40:06,759
[bass music thumping]
281
00:40:06,781 --> 00:40:08,781
♫
282
00:40:21,262 --> 00:40:23,868
[broom handle tapping]
283
00:40:34,409 --> 00:40:37,015
- Fuck!
284
00:40:37,045 --> 00:40:40,492
[screaming]
285
00:40:40,515 --> 00:40:42,290
Doh!
Fuckin' hell!
286
00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:43,489
Ahhhhh!
287
00:40:43,518 --> 00:40:44,724
Gahhh!
288
00:40:44,752 --> 00:40:47,392
[screaming]
289
00:40:47,422 --> 00:40:49,060
Fuck!
290
00:40:49,090 --> 00:40:51,127
Oh, fuck!
291
00:40:55,530 --> 00:41:00,673
[dishes clattering]
292
00:41:00,702 --> 00:41:03,683
[bass music thumping]
293
00:41:03,705 --> 00:41:05,705
♫
294
00:41:31,065 --> 00:41:33,238
[coughing]
295
00:41:40,408 --> 00:41:46,256
[inhaler hisses]
296
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,418
[exhales sharply]
297
00:41:51,152 --> 00:41:53,359
- [grunting]
298
00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,629
[speaking Japanese]
299
00:41:55,657 --> 00:41:58,228
- [moaning]
300
00:41:58,259 --> 00:41:59,294
[passes gas]
301
00:41:59,327 --> 00:42:03,241
[rain pattering]
302
00:42:03,264 --> 00:42:05,801
- Swallow it, bitch.
303
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:09,576
Swallow up.
304
00:42:09,604 --> 00:42:12,414
[grunting]
305
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,249
- Feed her.
306
00:42:14,275 --> 00:42:16,846
Feed her!
307
00:42:16,878 --> 00:42:18,084
Ahhh!
308
00:42:18,112 --> 00:42:21,093
[Woman screaming]
309
00:42:21,115 --> 00:42:24,119
[rain pattering]
310
00:42:31,793 --> 00:42:37,436
[all moaning and grunting]
311
00:42:44,505 --> 00:42:49,511
- That was fucking sensational.
312
00:42:49,544 --> 00:42:51,581
And you know what?
313
00:42:55,984 --> 00:42:57,429
Yeah.
314
00:42:57,452 --> 00:42:58,624
How you doing, doc?
315
00:42:58,653 --> 00:43:02,931
[groans]
316
00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:05,267
Oh, I rather fuck
that retarded boy,
317
00:43:05,293 --> 00:43:07,796
but...this'll do.
318
00:43:07,829 --> 00:43:09,069
- I know a place in Thailand
319
00:43:09,097 --> 00:43:12,135
where they specialize
in that sort of thing.
320
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:14,043
Oh, yeah.
321
00:43:14,068 --> 00:43:16,571
Oh, yeah, she's a good one.
322
00:43:16,604 --> 00:43:18,982
- How much to fuck you
up the arse, darling?
323
00:43:19,007 --> 00:43:23,786
- For you, darling, 50.
324
00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:35,432
- Jesus.
325
00:43:35,456 --> 00:43:37,299
Who the fuck are you?
326
00:43:37,325 --> 00:43:41,034
What the fuck have you done
to yourself?
327
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:46,943
That's right.
Have a good stare.
328
00:43:46,968 --> 00:43:50,541
Have a good fucking stare,
you little fucking pervert!
329
00:43:50,571 --> 00:43:52,346
Fuck off now
330
00:43:52,373 --> 00:43:55,377
before I get out of this car
and smash your fucking face in!
331
00:43:55,410 --> 00:43:56,445
Don't!
332
00:43:56,477 --> 00:44:01,153
[screaming]
333
00:44:01,182 --> 00:44:03,321
[gunshots]
334
00:44:08,089 --> 00:44:10,865
- No, please.
Please!
335
00:44:10,892 --> 00:44:12,269
[screams]
336
00:44:29,777 --> 00:44:31,188
- Martin?
337
00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:41,190
Martin, it's me,
Dr. Sebring.
338
00:44:44,525 --> 00:44:46,527
So...
339
00:44:46,561 --> 00:44:47,801
this is where you work.
340
00:44:51,866 --> 00:44:53,903
This isn't right, Martin.
341
00:44:53,935 --> 00:44:56,211
What you're doing,
342
00:44:56,237 --> 00:45:00,617
it's wrong.
343
00:45:00,641 --> 00:45:04,179
Martin, I can help you,
344
00:45:04,212 --> 00:45:09,525
but you have to put
the gun down.
345
00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:12,190
Imagine what your father
would say if...
346
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:14,220
[screaming]
347
00:45:18,793 --> 00:45:22,331
Martin, Martin, no, Martin!
348
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,084
[snarling]
349
00:45:47,421 --> 00:45:49,731
[babbling]
350
00:45:49,757 --> 00:45:51,862
[baby crying]
351
00:45:51,893 --> 00:45:52,928
[snarls]
352
00:45:59,033 --> 00:46:02,037
[coughing]
353
00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:28,497
[whimpering]
354
00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:34,476
Please.
355
00:46:34,502 --> 00:46:36,448
I'll do anything you want.
356
00:46:36,471 --> 00:46:38,815
Please!
357
00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:42,309
I won't tell-
I won't tell no one nothing.
358
00:46:42,343 --> 00:46:43,515
You fucking...
359
00:46:43,544 --> 00:46:44,716
[screaming]
360
00:46:44,745 --> 00:46:46,156
[shouting indistinctly]
361
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:47,488
[screaming]
362
00:46:47,515 --> 00:46:50,928
Someone help me!
363
00:46:50,952 --> 00:46:53,956
[muffled thumping]
364
00:47:24,952 --> 00:47:27,956
[cell phone ringing]
365
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,646
[phone keypad beeping]
366
00:47:41,669 --> 00:47:44,411
- Hi, Martin, this is Arianne,
Miss Yennie's manager.
367
00:47:44,438 --> 00:47:46,577
I Wanted to confirm
that Miss Yennie is not delayed
368
00:47:46,607 --> 00:47:48,177
and will be landing
this morning
369
00:47:48,209 --> 00:47:51,053
on London's Heathrow Airport
at 6:00 am. your time.
370
00:47:51,078 --> 00:47:53,183
I understand your driver
will be picking her up.
371
00:47:53,214 --> 00:47:54,659
I hope she does
a great audition.
372
00:47:54,682 --> 00:47:57,253
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye!
373
00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,481
- God, I cannot believe
I am here
374
00:48:26,514 --> 00:48:29,984
auditioning for
a Quentin Tarantino film.
375
00:48:30,017 --> 00:48:32,896
My agents are so excited
about this.
376
00:48:36,223 --> 00:48:37,930
I should probably call them,
377
00:48:37,959 --> 00:48:41,600
tell them I landed
and, you know, I'm on my way.
378
00:48:41,629 --> 00:48:45,907
[coughing]
379
00:48:45,933 --> 00:48:47,378
- Have you seen
The Human Centipede?
380
00:48:47,401 --> 00:48:50,780
[Coughs quietly]
381
00:48:50,805 --> 00:48:52,284
- I was really drawn
to the film
382
00:48:52,306 --> 00:48:53,910
because of
the medical aspect of it.
383
00:48:53,941 --> 00:48:55,386
If you were a surgeon,
384
00:48:55,409 --> 00:48:57,912
you could actually perform
that surgery.
385
00:48:57,945 --> 00:49:00,425
It's just so scary.
386
00:49:03,384 --> 00:49:05,591
It was so grueling
being on all fours,
387
00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:08,328
so I demanded in my contract
that I had to have
388
00:49:08,356 --> 00:49:10,097
an hour-long massage
every night.
389
00:49:10,124 --> 00:49:13,003
I mean, why would I not
demand that in my contract?
390
00:49:13,027 --> 00:49:14,973
Oh, and the rest of the cast,
391
00:49:14,996 --> 00:49:17,499
we all took showers before we
shot the centipede stuff,
392
00:49:17,531 --> 00:49:20,239
because I mean, you're close
to someone's butt,
393
00:49:20,268 --> 00:49:22,544
and you don't want to smell
anything and...
394
00:49:22,570 --> 00:49:24,345
or, you know, whatever.
395
00:49:24,372 --> 00:49:25,874
I'm kind of a germaphobe.
396
00:49:25,906 --> 00:49:27,943
Um...
397
00:49:27,975 --> 00:49:31,650
[coughing]
398
00:49:42,156 --> 00:49:45,535
Oh, that must be Quentin's car.
399
00:49:55,036 --> 00:49:56,709
[sighs]
Do you have an umbrella?
400
00:49:56,737 --> 00:50:00,378
Because this rain
will ruin my hair.
401
00:50:01,408 --> 00:50:04,252
Okay.
402
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,382
Oh!
403
00:50:23,297 --> 00:50:26,301
[people moaning and screaming]
404
00:50:49,523 --> 00:50:51,525
[shouting indistinctly]
405
00:52:03,130 --> 00:52:06,577
[woman screaming]
406
00:52:13,307 --> 00:52:16,254
[shouting indistinctly]
407
00:52:16,277 --> 00:52:19,622
[groaning]
408
00:52:19,647 --> 00:52:23,117
[sobbing]
409
00:52:23,150 --> 00:52:26,154
[sobbing hysterically]
410
00:54:28,809 --> 00:54:31,790
[eerie music]
411
00:54:31,812 --> 00:54:33,812
♫
412
00:55:00,607 --> 00:55:02,553
[electricity crackling]
413
00:55:02,576 --> 00:55:05,557
[all screaming]
414
00:55:05,579 --> 00:55:08,583
[crowbar thudding]
415
00:56:09,143 --> 00:56:11,987
[groans]
416
00:56:12,012 --> 00:56:14,288
[teeth clinking]
417
00:56:14,314 --> 00:56:15,418
[gurgling]
418
00:57:40,634 --> 00:57:43,638
[sobbing and sniffling]
419
00:57:57,184 --> 00:58:00,188
[heart beating rapidly]
420
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:18,105
[moaning]
421
00:59:18,131 --> 00:59:19,405
[groans]
422
01:00:25,098 --> 01:00:27,601
[moans]
423
01:01:15,515 --> 01:01:18,519
[screams]
424
01:01:38,772 --> 01:01:41,776
[whimpering]
425
01:01:45,412 --> 01:01:48,416
[sobbing]
426
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:27,755
[ominous music]
427
01:02:27,788 --> 01:02:31,292
[staple gun clicking]
428
01:02:31,324 --> 01:02:34,328
[all screaming]
429
01:03:23,476 --> 01:03:26,480
[wheezing]
430
01:03:44,664 --> 01:03:46,268
[inhaler hisses]
431
01:03:48,001 --> 01:03:50,001
♫
432
01:04:21,301 --> 01:04:24,282
[distorted classical music]
433
01:04:24,304 --> 01:04:26,304
♫
434
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:51,782
- Please, please.
435
01:07:51,811 --> 01:07:55,418
Please don't hurt me.
436
01:07:55,448 --> 01:07:57,394
Please.
437
01:07:57,417 --> 01:07:59,693
I'll do everything.
438
01:09:02,882 --> 01:09:07,297
[coughing]
439
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,163
[screams]
440
01:09:13,226 --> 01:09:16,230
[cell phone ringing]
441
01:09:22,635 --> 01:09:25,809
[phone keypad beeping]
442
01:09:25,838 --> 01:09:28,444
- Hello, this Marc from
USA Actors Management again.
443
01:09:28,474 --> 01:09:30,010
Please disregard
my earlier message.
444
01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:31,818
Fortunately, Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
445
01:09:31,844 --> 01:09:33,380
were able to reschedule,
446
01:09:33,413 --> 01:09:35,484
and they're really, really
excited to come to London
447
01:09:35,515 --> 01:09:36,789
for Mr. Tarantino's auditions.
448
01:09:36,816 --> 01:09:37,886
I hope it's still possible.
449
01:09:37,917 --> 01:09:39,225
I'm totally confident
450
01:09:39,252 --> 01:09:40,822
that they're gonna do
very Well on this,
451
01:09:40,853 --> 01:09:42,457
so please call me back
as soon as possible
452
01:09:42,488 --> 01:09:43,796
at this number to confirm.
453
01:09:43,823 --> 01:09:45,063
Thanks very, very much.
454
01:09:45,091 --> 01:09:46,866
Talk to you soon.
Good-bye.
455
01:09:46,893 --> 01:09:51,103
[screaming]
456
01:10:04,844 --> 01:10:07,848
[grunting]
457
01:10:46,419 --> 01:10:48,626
[spitting]
458
01:11:29,863 --> 01:11:34,778
[spitting]
459
01:11:41,941 --> 01:11:43,887
[grunts]
460
01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:46,288
[shouts]
461
01:13:18,571 --> 01:13:21,575
[thunder rumbling]
462
01:13:55,441 --> 01:13:59,446
[all passing gas]
463
01:14:09,655 --> 01:14:11,464
[giggles]
464
01:14:18,131 --> 01:14:20,805
[cackling]
465
01:14:26,606 --> 01:14:31,749
[guffawing]
466
01:14:31,778 --> 01:14:33,621
[spitting]
467
01:14:52,699 --> 01:14:54,235
[coughing]
468
01:15:14,821 --> 01:15:16,823
[insect buzzing]
469
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,806
[retching]
470
01:15:29,836 --> 01:15:32,180
[coughing]
471
01:15:32,205 --> 01:15:33,275
[bums]
472
01:15:39,512 --> 01:15:41,514
[electricity crackles]
473
01:19:25,037 --> 01:19:27,415
[door creaks]
474
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:30,478
[screaming]
475
01:19:52,798 --> 01:19:55,301
[engine sputtering]
476
01:20:05,444 --> 01:20:06,718
- Ah!
477
01:20:06,745 --> 01:20:09,123
[grunting]
478
01:20:33,973 --> 01:20:36,977
[baby crying]
479
01:20:48,254 --> 01:20:50,791
[wailing]
480
01:21:55,755 --> 01:21:58,429
[growls]
481
01:23:02,321 --> 01:23:05,200
[snarling]
482
01:23:05,224 --> 01:23:08,637
[coughing]
483
01:23:55,941 --> 01:23:57,943
[gun clicks]
484
01:25:26,198 --> 01:25:27,199
[grunts]
485
01:25:32,304 --> 01:25:35,547
[crying]
486
01:26:20,352 --> 01:26:23,356
[screaming]
487
01:26:55,220 --> 01:26:57,222
[door creaks]
488
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:18,244
[engine revving]
489
01:27:26,985 --> 01:27:30,125
[Woman sobbing on video]
490
01:27:43,602 --> 01:27:46,606
[baby crying]
491
01:29:54,700 --> 01:29:56,179
[crying STOPS]
492
01:29:56,201 --> 01:29:59,182
[eerie music]
493
01:29:59,204 --> 01:30:01,204
♫