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Studio 24 presents
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A Pigeon Sat on a Branch
Reflecting on Existence
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The final part of a trilogy
about being a human being
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Three meetings with death
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Meeting with death No.1
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Meeting with death No.2
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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My mom is in here, I'm her eldest son.
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Your siblings are in there,
and you're welcome to join them.
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- Thanks a lot, I'm a little late too.
- No worries.
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Thanks a lot.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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How are things progressing?
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The doctor said nothing will happen
tonight. So we could go home, he said.
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Okay.
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What's this? The handbag?
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How did she get it?
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- Who brought it here?
- I did.
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- Why?
- Mom wanted me to.
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- What do you mean, "wanted"?
- She wanted me to.
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She thinks she can take
the handbag with her to heaven.
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Yes, she really wants
to take it with her.
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- You look drunk.
- And you're mean as always.
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Well, well.
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You know what's in that bag, don't you?
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- Sure.
- All her jewellery.
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Dad's gold watch,
wedding ring and cuff links.
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And I know there's an envelope, too.
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With the money she made from the car.
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- More than seventy thousand!
- Yes, I know.
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There is no way.
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We just can't leave it here.
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- You have to understand that?
- You're welcome to try.
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I know you're going to heaven, mom.
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You were always kind, just like dad.
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He's there now, waiting for you.
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He wasn't allowed to take his watch.
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There you go.
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You don't get to take this to heaven, mom.
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- No, you don't.
- It's not allowed.
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You will get new jewellery in heaven!
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You don't get to take this!
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That's not the way things work!
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Meeting with death No.3
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- This doesn't look good.
- No.
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Is there any use
calling for a helicopter?
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There's no use. He's gone.
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We've been trying to revive him
for half an hour.
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There's just no way.
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He's dead as a stone.
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Well then, we'll need a stretcher
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and then take him to a vacant cabin.
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- If there is an empty cabin, that is.
- Yes, there is.
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- May I ask a question?
- Go ahead.
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What do we do with this now?
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- What do you mean?
- Well, he's already paid.
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Good question.
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We can't charge for it twice.
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- We'll have to try giving it away.
- Yes, alright.
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Does anybody want this?
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A shrimp sandwich
with a draught beer, for free!
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- I can take the beer.
- Go ahead, sir.
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Thanks a lot.
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Yes.
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I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.
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I'm happy to hear you're doing fine!
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Yes.
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Well, hello.
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Maybe you recognize me,
or some of you might.
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I'm a sea captain,
or rather I used to be.
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As a matter of fact, I captained one of
our larger ferries for nearly 15 years.
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But not anymore.
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I had to quit, because I felt dizzy
every time we left shore.
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A form of seasickness, you could say.
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So now I'm here.
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The thing is my sister's husband, my
brother-in-law as they call it, is ill.
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He's a hairdresser. This is his salon.
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I've promised to help him run it
until he feels better.
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Try to, at least.
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I learned to cut hair
in the military a bit.
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It's been many years now,
but I do remember some of it.
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I'll try at least.
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Do the best I can.
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What more can you do?
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Hello? Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.
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I said,
I'm happy to hear you're doing fine!
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- Hello, Nathan.
- Hello.
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- How are things?
- I shouldn't complain.
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- There are people worse off.
- That's true.
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I thought you were getting a haircut?
But you haven't?
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- Maybe not.
- Why not?
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- I don't want to talk about it.
- Why not?
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- I don't feel like it, alright?
- Why are you so angry?
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- I'm not angry.
- Sure you are.
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What have I done wrong?
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- You're acting like a crybaby again.
- What have I done wrong?
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What's happened?
Why is he sad?
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It's nothing.
He's just a damn crybaby.
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- Could I buy him a beer, perhaps?
- No, he shouldn't drink beer right now.
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We're off on a customer visit.
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- What line of work are you in?
- We're in the entertainment business.
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We sell novelty items.
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We want to help people have fun.
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- So what funny stuff do you have?
- Vampire teeth.
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Vampire teeth?
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They've been popular a long time now.
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We also sell these laugh bags.
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It's a classic.
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- Then, there's a new item we have a lot of faith in.
- Should I show him?
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Yes, I think so.
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Uncle One-Tooth.
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Hello, Ove Bergius here.
I just wanted to check with you.
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I'm wondering if there might have
occurred a misunderstanding.
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That I've misinterpreted the date
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and quite possibly the time, too.
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I suspect this may well be the case.
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I'm outside the restaurant, and I've
been in and asked them several times
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if someone
has called about a cancellation.
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But they say no one has.
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I'm sure it's
a misunderstanding on my part.
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That's probably it, unfortunately.
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Could you possibly confirm
that I'm the one who's made a mistake
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and got the date wrong,
and maybe the time as well.
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You can leave a message
on my answering machine
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in case I don't pick up.
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I'm so sorry
if this is an inconvenience to you.
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I wouldn't want that.
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Thanks a lot.
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Bye.
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Yes?
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We would very much
like to show you some of our products.
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Okay.
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One of our best selling items for
a while now are these vampire teeth...
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...with extra long fangs.
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Could you show him, please?
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That's enough.
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That's enough.
He's seen them.
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Why are you so angry?
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He's a little sensitive.
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No I'm not,
it's you being mean all the time.
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Then there's the true classic:
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The laugh bag.
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It brings out a smile at parties,
either at home or in the office.
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We want to help people have fun.
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Then there's a new item
we have a lot of faith in.
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Uncle One-Tooth.
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Yes.
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Excuse me. How much is this one?
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Listen guys,
I don't think this is for us, really.
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But thanks for stopping by.
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Thank you.
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You have no messages.
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Would you like another one?
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Would you like another one?
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- Would you like another one?
- Yes, of course I do.
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- He's hard of hearing, the poor man.
- He should be grateful.
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That way he won't have to
listen to all the bullshit.
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So you're in that kind of a mood today,
Gunnar?
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What else could I be?
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Well, he's been a regular here
for more than 60 years, I think.
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That's a lot of shots.
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Yes, quite a few.
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What would life be without a shot...
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...or two?
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- A horrible thought.
- Damn straight.
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Trad: A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay
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A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay
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A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay
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when you drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg
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We with pockets without shillings
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How can we pay if we are willing
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when we drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg
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How can we pay if we are willing
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We with pockets without shillings
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when we drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg
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With kisses you shall pay
if you are willing
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With kisses you shall pay
if you are willing
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when you drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg
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With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing
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With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing
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when we drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg
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Good night, Arne.
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Good night, Arne.
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- What?
- Good night!
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I'm happy
to hear you're doing fine.
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Yes. Yes.
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Do you want to say anything?
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You can tell them I'm also
happy to hear they're doing fine.
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He says he's also
happy to hear you're doing fine.
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Yes.
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I caught it!
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Yes, that's correct.
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On April 16th you received two 10-packs
of vampire teeth, standard size,
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and three 10-packs
with extra long fangs.
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Yes, that is correct.
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You also received six Uncle One-Tooth.
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I see three. Have you sold the others?
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Yes, we have.
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That was a while ago.
And we have not received payment.
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- Why not?
- I'm not sure.
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Just a moment.
I'll ask my husband.
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- He says you'll have it by next week.
- We don't believe that.
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Nah.
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- We've sent four reminders.
- Yeah.
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And we've called your answering
machine over and over again.
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- We won't accept this.
- Nah.
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Wait, I'll talk to my husband again.
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Just make them go away!
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This won't do!
We won't accept this.
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I have no money!
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- I have no money!
- Then we'll take the masks back.
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- We will take the masks.
- Please, don't.
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I have no money!
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Now it's Wilma's turn.
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Welcome Wilma.
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Stand right here.
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- How do you feel?
- Fine.
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Good.
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- What are you doing for us?
- Reading a poem.
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You're reading a poem? Okay.
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- And who taught you that?
- I did myself.
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You learned the poem yourself?
That was very good of you.
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- What's the poem about?
- A bird.
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It's about a bird?
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- What kind of bird?
- A pigeon.
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About a pigeon.
And what did the pigeon do?
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- It sat on a branch.
- It sat on a branch?
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- And what did it do on the branch?
- It rested and reflected.
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It rested and reflected?
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- What did the pigeon reflect on?
- The fact that it had no money.
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- What was that?
- The fact that it had no money.
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That it had no money? Gosh.
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- What happened then?
- It flew home.
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And then it flew home?
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- I see.
- Then the poem ends.
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And then the poem ends?
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That was a beautiful poem.
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I say we give Wilma a warm applause!
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- So what the hell do you want?
- We're sort of lost.
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What? Turn the music down.
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- What was that?
- We're lost.
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- What do you mean, "lost"?
- We don't know where we are.
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No?
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We're looking for a street
address that doesn't exist.
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We have the directions,
but they seem completely off.
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Yeah, it's all wrong.
251
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:05,835
We're looking for a store called Party.
252
00:41:07,543 --> 00:41:10,543
Yeah, the owner's name is Bengtsson.
253
00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:16,126
He owes us money.
254
00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:22,835
- Yeah, 13,800.
- Really? What line of work are you in?
255
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:26,293
- We're in the entertainment business.
- Yup.
256
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:30,043
We sell novelty items.
257
00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:34,043
We want to help people have fun.
258
00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:37,585
- So what kind of stuff are you selling?
- We can show you.
259
00:41:37,585 --> 00:41:39,793
Alright.
260
00:41:51,210 --> 00:41:56,001
One of our best selling items
for a while now
261
00:41:56,001 --> 00:42:00,876
are these vampire teeth
with extra long fangs.
262
00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:10,335
Then there's the classic,
the laugh bag.
263
00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:16,001
Known to bring out a smile at parties,
both at home or in the office.
264
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:19,543
We want people to have a good time.
265
00:42:21,293 --> 00:42:26,293
Then there's a new item
we have a lot of faith in.
266
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:29,793
Uncle One-Tooth.
267
00:43:09,585 --> 00:43:12,918
You there, get out.
268
00:43:12,918 --> 00:43:16,918
You! No women in the establishment.
269
00:43:16,918 --> 00:43:20,668
Out! No women in the establishment!
270
00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:27,335
Listen up, goddammit!
No women in the establishment!
271
00:43:34,585 --> 00:43:36,335
Out!
272
00:43:42,751 --> 00:43:44,793
Out, damn it!
273
00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:02,293
Provosts, forward!
274
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:09,085
Let that man taste the whip.
275
00:46:08,626 --> 00:46:13,501
- Show respect to His Majesty the King!
- That's right!
276
00:46:48,335 --> 00:46:52,335
- His Majesty the King is thirsty.
- Very thirsty.
277
00:46:52,335 --> 00:46:57,126
- His Majesty wants something to drink.
- That's right.
278
00:46:58,543 --> 00:47:03,460
- Beer perhaps?
- No. His Majesty prefers water.
279
00:47:04,835 --> 00:47:10,335
Excuse me, sparkling water?
Mineral water?
280
00:47:10,335 --> 00:47:12,793
Affirmative.
281
00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:36,001
His Majesty the King
would appreciate it
282
00:47:36,001 --> 00:47:41,418
if that young man filled his glass.
283
00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:33,585
That was good.
284
00:48:33,585 --> 00:48:35,668
Splendid.
285
00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:45,835
Now that sly Russian will receive
a proper walloping. That he will.
286
00:48:46,043 --> 00:48:48,418
Yes, your Majesty.
287
00:48:57,293 --> 00:49:02,293
His Majesty thinks
a man as young and handsome
288
00:49:02,293 --> 00:49:05,918
belongs on the battlefield.
289
00:49:05,918 --> 00:49:09,501
He can sleep in the king's tent.
290
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:24,835
- Captain Bjälke!
- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel!
291
00:49:24,835 --> 00:49:29,001
His Majesty the King
wishes to hear a song!
292
00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:31,751
- Carry out!
- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel!
293
00:49:34,085 --> 00:49:36,293
- Lieutenant Rask!
- Yes, Captain!
294
00:49:36,293 --> 00:49:40,168
- Carry out marching song!
- Yes, Captain!
295
00:49:41,585 --> 00:49:46,043
Company, marching song!
One, two, three, four!
296
00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:50,876
Trad: The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong
297
00:49:50,876 --> 00:49:59,835
The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong
298
00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:05,293
as he's marching through smoke
on his road so long
299
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:06,501
Why can't we come in?
300
00:52:06,501 --> 00:52:09,376
Only tenants have access.
301
00:52:10,793 --> 00:52:15,626
Those are the rules. Sorry.
302
00:52:17,085 --> 00:52:19,668
But here they are.
303
00:52:38,835 --> 00:52:41,626
- Hello.
- Hello.
304
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:46,251
- I'm sure you know why we are here.
- Yes.
305
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:53,251
Who's signature is this?
306
00:52:56,793 --> 00:52:58,751
It's mine.
307
00:53:01,126 --> 00:53:03,835
Do you understand
what it is you've signed?
308
00:53:03,835 --> 00:53:06,335
Well, yes.
309
00:53:06,335 --> 00:53:10,460
It's an agreement. A contract.
310
00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:14,251
You're required
to declare sales every month.
311
00:53:14,251 --> 00:53:18,001
You haven't. Why not?
312
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:21,501
We've had some bad luck lately.
313
00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:24,793
My partner had an accident.
314
00:53:27,710 --> 00:53:34,001
He stepped out in the street
without looking and got hit.
315
00:53:34,001 --> 00:53:35,876
By a cyclist.
316
00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:42,835
He hasn't been able to walk.
317
00:53:42,835 --> 00:53:46,585
And I haven't been
in the best of health either.
318
00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:52,501
We're not interested in your health.
We want payment for our goods.
319
00:53:54,626 --> 00:53:58,501
- We're a bit short of money.
- Yup.
320
00:54:00,043 --> 00:54:03,710
- We've been down on our luck.
- Yup.
321
00:54:05,126 --> 00:54:09,251
We've been dealing with people
who don't pay.
322
00:54:09,251 --> 00:54:12,585
Just like you two bastards!
323
00:54:16,043 --> 00:54:19,835
- Can you open the door?
- You're not getting in here.
324
00:54:19,835 --> 00:54:22,835
- Why not?
- You're drunk.
325
00:54:23,001 --> 00:54:26,876
- I haven't been drinking.
- I can smell it a mile away.
326
00:54:26,876 --> 00:54:28,460
I was just going in for a quick nap.
327
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:33,835
You'll have to come back when you've
sobered up. You know the rules.
328
00:54:35,168 --> 00:54:38,460
I haven't had a drop all day!
329
00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:43,418
Damn.
330
00:54:46,793 --> 00:54:50,960
- Rules are meant to be followed.
- Exactly!
331
00:54:52,001 --> 00:54:54,876
Pay what you owe us.
332
00:54:54,876 --> 00:55:01,085
You have fourteen days,
or it won't be fun and games anymore!
333
00:55:01,085 --> 00:55:04,293
- Understand?
- Yes.
334
00:55:04,293 --> 00:55:07,543
Or it won't be fun and games anymore!
335
00:55:10,585 --> 00:55:15,960
Or it won't be fun and games anymore!
Understand?
336
00:55:53,710 --> 00:55:57,043
I was supposed
to attend a lecture tonight.
337
00:55:58,501 --> 00:56:02,876
Major-General Sandberg
338
00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:07,043
was supposed to talk
on the orderly withdrawal.
339
00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:13,751
But when I got there,
it was cancelled, of course.
340
00:56:16,335 --> 00:56:18,501
I left home...
341
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:23,418
...early, of course...
342
00:56:25,085 --> 00:56:29,210
...because I wanted to catch the 7.22 bus.
343
00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:35,251
It started raining, of course...
344
00:56:38,043 --> 00:56:42,001
...and I had no umbrella, of course...
345
00:56:42,001 --> 00:56:50,293
...so I decided to hurry home and get it,
of course...
346
00:56:50,293 --> 00:56:54,210
...I thought it would be there...
347
00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:02,626
...but it wasn't, of course.
348
00:57:04,876 --> 00:57:10,293
On my way to the bus stop
it started raining even more,
349
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:13,835
and I got soaking wet, of course.
350
00:57:17,543 --> 00:57:22,543
When I got to the bus stop...
351
00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:28,626
...I saw the bus leaving...
352
00:57:28,626 --> 00:57:30,876
...so I missed it.
353
00:57:32,001 --> 00:57:33,918
Of course.
354
00:57:33,918 --> 00:57:38,710
So I had to start walking, of course.
355
00:57:40,043 --> 00:57:44,210
When I arrived...
356
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:47,960
...not a single person was there,
of course...
357
00:57:49,376 --> 00:57:53,126
...just a note on the door
358
00:57:53,126 --> 00:57:56,960
saying it was cancelled.
359
00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:02,710
And that was a shame. Of course.
360
00:58:37,293 --> 00:58:40,251
I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.
361
00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:47,168
I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.
362
00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:11,585
Trad: Features fine as
all that I hold true
363
00:59:11,585 --> 00:59:16,460
Skin as white as snow
Loveliest I know
364
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:22,085
Placed her on this earth
for me and you
365
00:59:22,085 --> 00:59:27,001
Finally we heaven's grace attain
366
00:59:27,001 --> 00:59:31,501
Meeting mother, father dear again...
367
00:59:35,293 --> 00:59:40,043
Rosy cheeks and
eyes of deepest blue
368
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:45,751
Features fine as
all that I hold true
369
00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:50,043
Skin as white as snow
Loveliest I know
370
00:59:50,043 --> 00:59:55,085
Placed her on this earth
for me and you
371
00:59:55,085 --> 00:59:59,710
Finally we heaven's grace attain
372
01:00:10,251 --> 01:00:12,293
Hi.
373
01:00:16,335 --> 01:00:18,501
What are you doing?
374
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:24,126
- Listening to this.
- Oh.
375
01:00:25,668 --> 01:00:31,585
It's so beautiful,
but horribly sad too.
376
01:00:33,335 --> 01:00:36,710
What's horrible?
377
01:00:36,710 --> 01:00:39,751
What he's singing at the end.
378
01:00:41,668 --> 01:00:46,085
That's he's going to heaven
to meet his parents.
379
01:00:48,710 --> 01:00:51,168
That's horrible.
380
01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:56,918
- Then why listen to it?
- I can't help myself.
381
01:00:56,918 --> 01:01:00,585
I've tried, but I can't.
382
01:01:13,668 --> 01:01:18,626
You need to go and see the doctor.
This is not normal.
383
01:01:20,418 --> 01:01:24,418
- I'm actually worried about you.
- So am I.
384
01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:35,251
What's going on?
385
01:01:35,251 --> 01:01:39,251
He can't get this song
out of his head.
386
01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:42,126
- Do you feel troubled, Jonathan?
- Yes.
387
01:01:45,085 --> 01:01:47,085
What's troubling you?
388
01:01:47,085 --> 01:01:51,710
That I will have to
meet my parents again.
389
01:01:51,710 --> 01:01:54,501
I don't understand.
390
01:01:54,501 --> 01:01:57,960
My parents were very kind...
391
01:01:59,543 --> 01:02:03,835
...but I don't want to meet
them again in heaven.
392
01:02:03,835 --> 01:02:05,793
Do you have to?
393
01:02:07,918 --> 01:02:11,126
I hope I don't have to.
394
01:02:13,918 --> 01:02:17,835
Shut the door
if you're playing music this late.
395
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:22,668
There are people here who are
getting up early for work tomorrow.
396
01:02:29,335 --> 01:02:34,501
In a tiny cabin we will stay
397
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:39,668
Spend our lives
so peaceful day by day
398
01:02:39,668 --> 01:02:44,251
Teach our children dear
King and God to fear
399
01:02:44,251 --> 01:02:48,793
We will have
the best of times I say
400
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:11,126
I've come to realize something.
401
01:03:11,126 --> 01:03:15,418
I realize I've been greedy all my life.
402
01:03:15,418 --> 01:03:18,251
Ungenerous.
403
01:03:18,251 --> 01:03:21,293
And that's why I've become so unhappy.
404
01:03:24,376 --> 01:03:30,043
I've been greedy all my life.
Ungenerous.
405
01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:33,668
And that's why I've become so unhappy.
406
01:06:56,585 --> 01:07:00,626
Show respect to His Majesty the King!
407
01:07:03,543 --> 01:07:07,835
His Majesty the King
needs to use your bathroom.
408
01:07:07,835 --> 01:07:12,751
- Where is it?
- The green door, over there.
409
01:07:24,793 --> 01:07:28,835
Your Majesty, allow me to inspect it.
410
01:07:40,001 --> 01:07:45,751
- Your Majesty, I'm afraid it's taken.
- Too bad.
411
01:08:06,835 --> 01:08:11,251
- Half the kingdom is lost.
- Yes, Your Majesty.
412
01:08:12,793 --> 01:08:16,418
If we had only had more horses.
413
01:08:16,418 --> 01:08:19,168
And if it hadn't rained...
414
01:08:19,168 --> 01:08:22,043
It rained?
415
01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:28,543
Maybe not. But it could have.
416
01:08:28,543 --> 01:08:32,376
You never know
what that Russian is up to.
417
01:08:32,376 --> 01:08:39,085
He armed himself in secret, that sly
Russian, or we would have beaten him.
418
01:08:39,085 --> 01:08:44,210
He armed himself in secret.
He must have.
419
01:08:44,210 --> 01:08:46,335
Is that so?
420
01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:51,043
You were widowed at Poltava.
421
01:08:54,210 --> 01:09:00,293
You were widowed at Poltava.
A widow's veil was your gift.
422
01:09:05,043 --> 01:09:11,001
You were widowed at Poltava.
A widow's veil was your gift, too.
423
01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:21,335
You were widowed at Poltava.
Widows' veils were your gifts.
424
01:09:35,085 --> 01:09:49,126
The army of Charles XII
was a hundred thousand strong
425
01:09:49,126 --> 01:09:53,876
as he marched through smoke
on his road so long
426
01:11:10,585 --> 01:11:12,793
What now?
427
01:11:12,793 --> 01:11:16,335
- "What now?"
- Yes.
428
01:11:16,335 --> 01:11:20,876
I'm the one who's hurt.
And I'm supposed to wait for you?
429
01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:23,210
No, what do you mean?
430
01:11:23,210 --> 01:11:28,835
You're so slow. You look like
you're sleeping while you walk.
431
01:11:28,835 --> 01:11:33,460
You walk like a goddam zombie.
Like this.
432
01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:38,460
No, I don't.
433
01:11:40,376 --> 01:11:42,626
I walked like this.
434
01:11:44,001 --> 01:11:46,210
Casually.
435
01:11:48,043 --> 01:11:52,793
- Whatever I say, you contradict.
- No, I don't.
436
01:11:52,793 --> 01:11:57,293
Now you did it again.
You do it all the time!
437
01:11:57,293 --> 01:12:00,543
I'm getting bloody tired of it.
438
01:12:00,543 --> 01:12:03,751
And you have no business sense.
439
01:12:03,751 --> 01:12:07,085
All we have are debts.
440
01:12:07,085 --> 01:12:10,626
- But it was your idea.
- My idea?
441
01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:15,918
What the hell does it matter?
You have no business sense anyway.
442
01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:20,376
I'm so damn tired of all this crap.
I don't want to do this anymore.
443
01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:41,418
But it was your idea!
444
01:12:50,835 --> 01:12:53,793
But it was your idea!
445
01:12:58,835 --> 01:13:01,210
But it was your idea!
446
01:13:10,210 --> 01:13:12,668
But it was your idea!
447
01:13:14,376 --> 01:13:16,835
But it was your idea!
448
01:14:16,668 --> 01:14:19,626
She had stone in her shoe.
449
01:14:20,793 --> 01:14:23,585
She had stone in her shoe.
450
01:14:23,585 --> 01:14:28,418
- Yes, I saw that.
- That was nice.
451
01:14:28,418 --> 01:14:31,001
What's nice about a stone in your shoe?
452
01:14:31,001 --> 01:14:34,043
It was nice when she took it out.
453
01:14:40,585 --> 01:14:43,960
Pardon me for asking...
454
01:14:45,751 --> 01:14:49,376
...but could I interest you
in some novelty items?
455
01:14:52,751 --> 01:14:56,960
I have vampire teeth
you can have at half price.
456
01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:30,835
You have no messages.
457
01:17:49,001 --> 01:17:51,710
Jonathan.
458
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,376
Jonathan.
459
01:17:57,710 --> 01:18:02,043
Listen, I'm sorry.
Very sorry.
460
01:18:02,043 --> 01:18:05,835
Can you hear me? I'm sorry.
461
01:18:07,293 --> 01:18:09,876
I've been mean.
I know that.
462
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:16,043
I regret it, Jonathan.
I regret it a lot.
463
01:18:17,668 --> 01:18:20,126
Forgive me, Jonathan.
464
01:18:21,501 --> 01:18:24,168
Can you forgive me?
465
01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:30,835
It would make me happy if you did,
Jonathan.
466
01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:37,085
I want us to be friends again.
467
01:18:39,793 --> 01:18:43,168
You're the only friend I have,
Jonathan.
468
01:18:44,585 --> 01:18:48,210
Otherwise, I'd be so lonely.
469
01:18:48,210 --> 01:18:50,585
That can't be.
470
01:18:52,001 --> 01:18:54,793
We have to stick together.
471
01:19:01,126 --> 01:19:04,210
You've been mean.
472
01:19:06,085 --> 01:19:08,626
I know, Jonathan.
473
01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:13,668
- But I won't be from now on.
- Good.
474
01:19:21,501 --> 01:19:25,085
We should get some sleep now.
475
01:19:25,085 --> 01:19:28,835
So we can do big business tomorrow.
476
01:19:29,001 --> 01:19:31,751
Good night.
477
01:19:37,335 --> 01:19:40,043
Can you be quiet down there?
478
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:45,626
There are people here who are
getting up early for work tomorrow.
479
01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:37,335
Today I feel kind.
480
01:20:46,585 --> 01:20:48,918
Damn kind.
481
01:21:38,085 --> 01:21:39,835
Yes.
482
01:21:47,001 --> 01:21:51,460
Well, here we only have
three above zero.
483
01:22:03,626 --> 01:22:05,335
Yes.
484
01:22:23,251 --> 01:22:28,001
I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.
485
01:22:28,001 --> 01:22:32,585
I said, I'm happy
to hear you're doing fine.
486
01:22:43,751 --> 01:22:45,126
Yes.
487
01:30:20,126 --> 01:30:22,293
What now?
488
01:30:25,251 --> 01:30:27,668
What's wrong with you?
489
01:30:29,001 --> 01:30:33,043
- I thought of something horrible.
- Really?
490
01:30:33,043 --> 01:30:37,293
- Something horrible.
- Really?
491
01:30:38,376 --> 01:30:40,126
And I was involved.
492
01:30:41,668 --> 01:30:45,960
- Involved in what?
- That horrible thing.
493
01:30:47,501 --> 01:30:51,460
Explain yourself.
Have you been dreaming?
494
01:30:51,460 --> 01:30:56,126
- Was it a dream?
- I'm not sure.
495
01:30:57,585 --> 01:31:01,585
But it felt like it had happened.
496
01:31:03,418 --> 01:31:07,335
That's what scares me.
497
01:31:07,335 --> 01:31:09,960
Horrible!
498
01:31:13,626 --> 01:31:18,585
And no one has asked for forgiveness.
Not even me.
499
01:31:20,418 --> 01:31:23,293
No one has asked for forgiveness.
500
01:31:25,710 --> 01:31:28,585
So what happened?
501
01:31:31,793 --> 01:31:35,001
It's so horrible I don't dare tell.
502
01:31:37,001 --> 01:31:41,876
Then don't, you stubborn fool.
I can't make sense of you.
503
01:31:44,210 --> 01:31:48,085
We're supposed to do business
tomorrow, we've decided.
504
01:31:50,335 --> 01:31:54,251
You want to help people have fun,
right?
505
01:31:56,251 --> 01:31:59,210
Yes, I know.
506
01:32:01,876 --> 01:32:03,960
Crybaby.
507
01:32:49,043 --> 01:32:54,085
Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?
508
01:32:55,210 --> 01:33:00,293
Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?
509
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:12,085
What the hell are you doing?
510
01:33:14,543 --> 01:33:19,585
Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?
511
01:33:19,585 --> 01:33:22,626
I don't understand
what you're getting at.
512
01:33:24,335 --> 01:33:29,876
- He's being a little philosophical.
- Alright.
513
01:33:32,376 --> 01:33:38,585
But should we be discussing these
things in the middle of the night?
514
01:33:38,585 --> 01:33:44,710
There are people here who are
getting up early for work tomorrow.
515
01:33:44,710 --> 01:33:47,335
Good night then.
516
01:33:47,335 --> 01:33:48,626
Good night.
517
01:35:03,710 --> 01:35:06,668
And then it's Wednesday again.
518
01:35:13,876 --> 01:35:17,835
- Is it Wednesday today?
- Yes.
519
01:35:21,376 --> 01:35:25,335
- Is it Wednesday today?
- Yes.
520
01:35:29,501 --> 01:35:34,501
- I was certain it was Thursday.
- But it's not.
521
01:35:35,835 --> 01:35:39,251
- No it's not!
- No!
522
01:35:44,126 --> 01:35:48,043
But it felt like Thursday.
523
01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:54,043
You can't feel what day it is.
That's impossible.
524
01:35:54,043 --> 01:35:59,793
You have to keep track of that!
Yesterday was Tuesday...
525
01:35:59,793 --> 01:36:02,418
...today is Wednesday...
526
01:36:02,418 --> 01:36:05,418
...and tomorrow is Thursday.
527
01:36:05,418 --> 01:36:08,835
If you can't keep track of that
chaos will reign.
528
01:36:09,001 --> 01:36:10,460
That's right.
529
01:36:33,251 --> 01:36:36,210
And then it's Wednesday again.
530
01:36:42,501 --> 01:36:44,543
Bye.
531
01:37:43,710 --> 01:37:47,668
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