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[Krypto barking]

2
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- [Baby cooing]
- Huh?

3
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[Barks]

4
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[Baby giggling]

5
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[Jor-ei] We must hurry.

6
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The planet won't survive
much longer.

7
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[Lara] Are you sure about this?

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[Jor-El] I'm afraid it's the only way.

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[Krypto barking]

10
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Krypton is about to die.

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But you, dear son, will live on.

12
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Krypto, no!

13
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[Barks and whimpers]

14
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Krypto!

15
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[Giggles]

16
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Our boy will need a friend.

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Watch over our son.

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[Rumbling and crashing]

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[Krypto whimpering]

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[Crying]

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[Snoring]

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[Barks]

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All right, wake up, buddy.

24
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It is walk-o'clock.

25
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[Snoring continues]

26
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Maybe I should let him sleep?

27
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Okay, I let him sleep.

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[Krypto whimpers]

29
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All right.

30
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This is unpleasant for both of us.

31
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No. No, no. No, no.

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[Snoring continues]

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Five more minutes.

34
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And I'm up.

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Okay, krypto. We'll go for a walk.

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[Panting]

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[Yawning]

38
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Whoa!

39
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["You're my best friend" playing]

40
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Ooh, you make me live

41
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whatever this world can give to me

42
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it's you, you're all I see

43
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ooh, you make me live

44
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oh, you're the best friend
that I ever had

45
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-I've been with you such a longtime
-[Robbers chuckle]

46
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You're my sunshine
and I want you to know

47
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-that my feelings are true
-[Both gasp]

48
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I really love you

49
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oh, you're my best friend

50
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ooh, you make me live

51
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whenever this world is cruel to me

52
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I got you to help me forgive

53
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ooh, you make me live...

54
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[Gasps]

55
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[All gasp]

56
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[All sigh]

57
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[All gasp]

58
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When things turn out bad

59
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you know I'll never be lonely

60
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you're my only one

61
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and I love the things

62
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I really love the things that you do

63
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oh, you're my best friend

64
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[Lois] Mister mxyzptlk has
finally been defeated.

65
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Turns out, he just needed
to say his name backwards.

66
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From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

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[Superman] Hey, Lois.

68
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I know you like these,
so I got you one from actual Paris.

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[Chuckles]

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I don't know why I said it like that.

71
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And I got you one of these
from 43rd street.

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Which is, like,
a full three blocks out of my way.

73
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During rush hour?

74
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Wow, that's like me flying to Mars.

75
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What? You can fly?

76
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I always thought the cape
was just a cute accessory.

77
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Oh, so you think I'm cute.

78
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I said the cape was cute.

79
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[Sighs] You think I'm cute.

80
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Are we lickin' faces right now?

81
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Because if we're lickin' faces,
I gotta get in on...

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[Barking]

83
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- Oh, what do I have here?
- [Toy squeaking]

84
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[Gasps] Squeezy Bruce!

85
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Fetch!

86
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Pup, up and away!

87
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[Chuckles] Okay, where were we?

88
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Squeezy Bruce retrieved.

89
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Hey, those guys look fun.

90
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How about you go play with them?

91
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So I'm eating my own vomit,
andthenthe_.

92
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So, I'm eating my own...

93
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So I'm...

94
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I see you've retreated
to your bat cave,

95
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but nobody can hide
from the long snoot of justice.

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Hmm.

97
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And then I says, "if you don't want me
rubbing my butt in the carpet,

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get hardwood floors."

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[Crashing]

100
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Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved.

101
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Wait, do you know who this is?

102
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It's krypto the super dog.

103
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Okay. You can have my pawtograph.

104
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Listen, I'm afraid
I gotta keep it to just one,

105
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or I'll be signing all day.

106
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gotta get this back to my boy.

107
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He doesn't want it.

108
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I'm sorry, what?

109
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Mr. Outside-underpants.

110
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He doesn't want the toy.

111
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He's trying to get rid of ya.

112
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What? That's ridiculous.

113
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Superman and I are inseparable.
I'm his ride or die.

114
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Oh, yeah?

115
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Where you sleeping these days?

116
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I sleep in bed with supes.

117
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Except when Lois stays over,

118
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then I have to move
to my extra special spot on the floor.

119
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Brutal.

120
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Same thing happened to me.

121
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Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

122
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That's French for "bye-bye, dog."

123
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Yeah, well, you don't get supes
like I get supes.

124
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I mean, sure, the guy dates,

125
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but he will never
love anyone except for... oh!

126
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[Slow-motion] I love you.

127
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[Dramatic music playing]

128
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Um, are you okay?

129
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Me? [Chuckling] Yes, I'm fine.

130
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I am fine. I'm totally...

131
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Fine?

132
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All right, good talk.
Pound it out.

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[Yelps]

134
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This might sound crazy,
but now that we're together,

135
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I think krypto feels left out?

136
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Yeah.

137
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I guess I'm kind of his only friend.

138
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That's sweet.

139
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But maybe he'd be happier
if he had a new friend, too.

140
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,603
Good morning, friends.

141
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,607
So it begins.

142
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,485
Like clockwork,
Carl will try to flirt with Patty.

143
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,111
Ooh, is that new perfume?

144
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,321
It's cat pee.

145
00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:13,739
And have zero game.

146
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,408
Giving this handsome canine
just enough time to...

147
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,576
What you doin', ace?

148
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,119
I'm bustin' loose, pb.

149
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:20,829
Sick of this whole cage situation.

150
00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:21,997
Oh, my goddess.

151
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,601
This is just like when wonder woman
used her bracelets of submission

152
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to escape doctor poison's
secret hideout.

153
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Like... [grunts] This!

154
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[Grunting]

155
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,174
Okay. Not exactly like this.

156
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,718
What if the rescue lady catches you?

157
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,553
And locks you in the back room?

158
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,181
Where they only listen to smooth jazz.

159
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,098
[Ace] Relax, chip.

160
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,643
I got my girl, merton, running lookout.

161
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,938
These peepers don't miss a thing.

162
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,732
If the rescue lady's coming,
you'll know it.

163
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:53,362
Perfect. Because I almost
got myself out of the...

164
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,780
[Rescue lady] Nope.

165
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,074
[Merton] I think
the rescue lady's coming!

166
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,408
Thanks, merton.

167
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,869
That's a good catch.

168
00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:02,162
I'm rooting for you, ace.

169
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,914
But don't you wanna get adopted,

170
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:07,334
and feel the warm embrace
of a middle-aged person who lives alone?

171
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,586
Yeah. Who will be your new best friend.

172
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,839
You're my best friends, dummies.

173
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,050
And you're all coming with me
to the farm.

174
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,886
[Gasps] I love
when he talks about the farm!

175
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,680
The farm upstate.

176
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,850
An untamed paradise
where animals run free,

177
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,060
and they love and protect one another.

178
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,938
- And the lettuce grows on trees.
- {933931

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00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,024
no shelter lady watching our every move.
Nope.

180
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,570
It's a 100% animal farm.

181
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,238
That doesn't sound ominous at all.

182
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,531
It's perfect.

183
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,018
And when I get us all outta here,

184
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,742
well, that's where we're gonna go.

185
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,411
[Lulu] The dog is right.

186
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,247
He should seek his freedom.

187
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,165
You see that? Lulu gets it.

188
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,086
And he must destroy all
who stand in his way!

189
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,172
Wow. Well, that just took a turn.

190
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,800
You may kid yourself
with your silly farm,

191
00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:00,345
but I have the device!

192
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,807
For, one day soon,
when the stars align,

193
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,935
the device will bring me
ultimate power,

194
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,272
- and I will be more than free!
- [All] "Will be more than free!"

195
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,564
Exactly.

196
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,775
Lulu, whatever they tested on you
in that lab

197
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,819
left you a few guineas short of a pig.

198
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,822
That device is just a pile of garbage.

199
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,324
You fear my brilliance.

200
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,118
Recede into shadows.

201
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,286
Maintain eye contact.

202
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,038
Recede into shadows.

203
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,958
All right, boy,
I'll be right back with a surprise.

204
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:34,463
And I will remain here,
posing under my secret identity.

205
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,050
Bark Kent.

206
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:42,179
So, what is new with you,
fellow normal dog?

207
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:47,267
Uh... I bit the fed ex guy the other day.

208
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,644
Ah, fine job.

209
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,645
Who was he working for?

210
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,355
General Zod? The legion of doom?

211
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:53,690
Fed ex.

212
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,526
Of course! The federation of exes.

213
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,236
Not to be trusted.

214
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,868
[Exhales softly]

215
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,163
What is taking my owner so long?

216
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,249
So, Mr. Kent, you're looking
for another pet, huh?

217
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,585
Well, my dog's the best. [Chuckles]

218
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,629
But I've got this girlfriend.

219
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,882
And I'm gonna ask her
to marry me tonight.

220
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:21,760
Congratulations.

221
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:22,927
Thanks!

222
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,972
But he doesn't know that yet...

223
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,933
And I just think
maybe he needs a friend of his own.

224
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,353
Well, then I think ace here
would be the perfect... [gasps]

225
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,146
How do you feel about Guinea pigs?

226
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,191
Uh... I'll come back for all of you guys
after closing.

227
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,484
Stay strong.

228
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,444
[Grunting]

229
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,529
There we go.

230
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,668
[Grunting] Oh, man, that hurt.

231
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,587
Yes. And that hurt me as well.

232
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:02,467
Due to the fact that I feel pain
as any ordinary canine would.

233
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,682
Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of
in the middle of a prison break,

234
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,765
so could you please...

235
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:10,892
Prison break?

236
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,980
Stop right there and cease
your unlawful activities,

237
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,064
dog I've never met.

238
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,899
The heck are you talking about, man?

239
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,610
You the same dog
that was literally just behind me.

240
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,654
Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

241
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,116
Now surrender,
I don't want to hurt you.

242
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,593
Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there.

243
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,897
You wanna throw paws, then fine.

244
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,997
But I should warn you,
I'm one-eighth boxer. [Grunting]

245
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,749
And seven-eighths chihuahua.

246
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,208
Chihuahuas are vicious.

247
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,210
Take that.
Take a little bit of this. [Grunts]

248
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,604
- Tap out, and I'll let you out.
- [Yawns]

249
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,338
Here come the thunder!
You're gonna get it!

250
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,548
[Groans]

251
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,176
Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch.
Yeah, I gotta take a knee.

252
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,304
Oh, if I didn't get this stitch,
I had you where I wanted you.

253
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:51,016
Banana! Get me a banana!
Hurry up! [Grunts]

254
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:53,727
That's cold, man.

255
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,272
Aw. Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

256
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,234
- [Dog barks in distance]
- What?

257
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,866
Krypto.

258
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,327
Oh, you think you're so great,
don't you, super dog?

259
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,870
You think your dookie don't stink.

260
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,413
My dookie doesn't stink.

261
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,624
Wait, wait, time out.
Are you serious, right now?

262
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,043
Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood.

263
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,337
It's borderline aromatherapy,
if I'm being honest.

264
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,546
[Grunts and chuckles]

265
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,298
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

266
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,050
You ain't normal, man.

267
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,010
Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.

268
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,679
[Scoffs] You can't own me.
I'm a wild animal.

269
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,099
Exactly. So, let's get you
back in the cage.

270
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,101
Supes is probably missing me.

271
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,435
Missing? [Scoffs]

272
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,063
The dude tied you up to the stop sign
and went into that shelter

273
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,024
to buy you a new friend
so that you'd give him some space.

274
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,943
- Gotcha.
- [Groans]

275
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,486
Superman would never do that.

276
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,905
Well, it's literally
happening right now. [Grunts]

277
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,783
I'm just glad that
that new friend ain't me.

278
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,744
Easy, Carl. Stop acting like
you don't know me. [Grunts]

279
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,540
Nice try, Houdini.

280
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,503
Well, you did say
you'd come back for us.

281
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,130
[Sighs]

282
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,342
Ooh, adoption time.

283
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,511
One of us is gonna get someone
to snuggle with.

284
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,096
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.

285
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,903
- They always pick the...
- [Kitten meows]

286
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:14,975
Here you go, baby.

287
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,810
Wow! First day.

288
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,688
Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

289
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,313
[Sighs]

290
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,946
Hey. You'll get 'em next time.

291
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,031
Yeah.

292
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,533
Next time.

293
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,166
I can't believe that shelter punk
said I wasn't normal.

294
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,792
I'm a totally normal dog.

295
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,753
[Toilet flushes]

296
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,841
And no way Superman was in there
looking for a friend for me.

297
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,386
[Singing] I don't need a friend
supes is my friend

298
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,472
my only friend is Superman

299
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,316
[Crashing]

300
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,943
- What's that?
- [Barks]

301
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,329
Someone is dragging
a meteor toward the city?

302
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,039
[Barking]

303
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,294
- Luthor.
- [Growling]

304
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,718
[Lex] Hello, gorgeous.

305
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:36,973
Oh, how I have longed for you
to enter my solar system.

306
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,391
It's a rock.

307
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,062
That rock, mercy,
is 100% orange kryptonite.

308
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,481
Cool. Another kryptonite scheme.

309
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,982
No, this is different!

310
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,485
Green kryptonite
takes away Superman's powers,

311
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,529
but orange kryptonite
will give me superpowers.

312
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,909
You know, like, uh, invisibility
or laser-eyes,

313
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,204
or throwing playing cards really hard.

314
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,623
I'm finally gonna be stronger
than that stupid...

315
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,584
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- [Barks]

316
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,254
Yeah, I think he was
talking about me, too.

317
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,255
That's awkward.

318
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,631
Superman.

319
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,175
I'd expected you and that mutt of yours
much sooner.

320
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,134
[Growls]

321
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,762
I'm gonna need you to
let go of that meteor, Lex.

322
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,180
Gladly.

323
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:23,311
[Baby giggles] {933931

324
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,395
[all screaming]

325
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,148
- Krypto, fetch!
- [Barks]

326
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:38,993
[Gasps softly]

327
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,008
- [All cheering]
- [Man] That dog's a hero!

328
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,290
Krypto!

329
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,291
Good dog.

330
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,752
Let's put this thing back in space
where it belongs.

331
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:48,919
Ma'am.

332
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,591
[Baby crying]

333
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,057
[Laughing] Let's see
if you can catch it now.

334
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,193
You forgot one thing, Lex.

335
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,946
Unlike you, I have friends.

336
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,867
Thanks for building your stupid
evil headquarters on the river.

337
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,202
Very convenient for the water guy.

338
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,912
I'm aquaman!

339
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,082
Oh, great. These jabronies.

340
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,668
Uh, did somebody call tech support?

341
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,338
Have you tried turning it off
and on again?

342
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,089
[Upbeat music playing]

343
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,010
Thanks, buddy.

344
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,096
Buddy? No, these people
are work friends at best.

345
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,600
Please fasten your safety belts.

346
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,060
They are invisible.

347
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,813
Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible.

348
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,482
It's really more transparent.

349
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,031
I like your iaserthing.

350
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,741
But it looks better in green.

351
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:02,951
Yeah.

352
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,081
[Automated voice speaking]
Lexcorp power suit engaged.

353
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,166
Seat warmer activated.

354
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,959
Best billion I ever spent.

355
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,972
All I need is one little piece.

356
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,348
[Grunts]

357
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648
Aw, bless your little heart.

358
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,491
Did you think you were
gonna get to it first?

359
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:40,823
Thank you.

360
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,078
[Laughs]

361
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,216
[Chuckles]

362
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:01,469
I am what I was always meant to become.

363
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,221
[Grunts]

364
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,392
What is this?

365
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,645
But I'm supposed to have superpowers!

366
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,728
[Batman clears throat]

367
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,940
They're overrated.

368
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,699
- Good boy, krypto.
- [Barks]

369
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,326
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

370
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,745
Are you my super dog go? Are you?

371
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,956
Oh! In the tongue.

372
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,916
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

373
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,127
I miss my parents.

374
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,374
[Superman] Who threw that kryptonite
back into space?

375
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,528
Hello, gorgeous.

376
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:04,574
Oh, how I've longed for you
to enter my solar system.

377
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,166
[Glass shattering]

378
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,845
You win this round, lettuce.

379
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,811
Guys, what's going on?

380
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,356
Nothing, pb.

381
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:41,110
Just the plan that you all called crazy
turns out to be crazy good. [Chuckles]

382
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,989
You see, when I was back in the lab,
there was this human.

383
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:49,285
He was evil, sadistic, hot.
[Chuckles softly]

384
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:53,498
And together we were two scientists
searching for ultimate power.

385
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:55,750
Of course, there were
missteps along the way.

386
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,545
The red kryptonite
made my hair fall out.

387
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,631
Luckily, I had the bone structure
to pull it off.

388
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,508
Purple gave me
uncomfortably vivid dreams.

389
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,135
But the orange...

390
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,222
We knew the orange would be different.

391
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,890
And we had a plan.

392
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,477
Until krypto the super dog
had to come and ruin it.

393
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,604
Stupid name. Named after his planet.

394
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:17,981
Oh, real creative.

395
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,767
[Guinea pig 1] Thanks, krypto!

396
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:22,962
[Guinea pig 2] I'm coming home, son!

397
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,195
What the heck are you doing?

398
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,032
I'm freeing you
from this horrible animal testing lab.

399
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,118
No! This is my home!

400
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,328
And now this is your new home.

401
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,335
- You're welcome.
- What are you talking about?

402
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:36,416
Oh, you're the sweetest!

403
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,875
Unhand me, wench!

404
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,800
So I bided my time
in this disturbing hovel,

405
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,136
preparing.

406
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,307
Because I'd figured out something
that even Lex couldn't.

407
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:56,060
Orange kryptonite
doesn't work on people.

408
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,856
It only works on pets.

409
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,369
Uh, Lulu, are you okay?

410
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,164
Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.

411
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:20,168
I am what I was always meant to become.

412
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:27,967
Lulu, hey. What?

413
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,552
Take us with you, okay?

414
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,930
Us shelter animals, you know,
we gotta stick together, right?

415
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,015
Solidarity.

416
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,392
Oh, ace, I'm sorry.

417
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:40,647
I don't really have time in my life
right now to take care of a pet!

418
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,156
Lulu, wait!

419
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,282
Do not leave us here!

420
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:56,371
Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful
will adopt you any day.

421
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:57,997
[Whiskers] What about me?

422
00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,540
Oh, whiskers.

423
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,209
Of course. I'm not a monster.

424
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,047
Miss you. Love you. Have fun.

425
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:10,218
- [Crashing]
- [Screaming]

426
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,512
Hold on, pb. I'MMA get us out.

427
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:13,888
[Grunts]

428
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,556
[Grunts] I smell bacon!

429
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,517
Why is my mouth watering?

430
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,894
There's so much to unpack here. [Groans]

431
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,563
Guys, I'm small!

432
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:25,066
What just happened?

433
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,236
No, seriously, what just happened?
I can't see [bleep].

434
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,863
The orange kryptonite
gave me powers, too.

435
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:33,491
This is my origin story.

436
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,702
And my uncle didn't even have to die.

437
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,495
Uh, yeah, that's great.

438
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,665
But it ain't lookin' too good
for your old pal ace.

439
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:42,625
Right. Wonder pig...

440
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,584
Still working on the name...

441
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:44,668
Is on it.

442
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:45,837
[Grunting]

443
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,090
Uh-oh.

444
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:54,429
- Ace, no!
- Ace!

445
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,184
[Triumphant instrumental music playing]

446
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:03,729
[Gasps]

447
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,482
I should be a lot more
dead right now, right?

448
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:07,483
[Pb] Oh, my gosh.

449
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,236
The orange kryptonite
gave you powers, too!

450
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,654
You're super strong!

451
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:15,074
And your tail is now made of fire.

452
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,492
I'm sorry. My what is who?

453
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,245
[Screaming] Whoa!

454
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,457
My tail! Let go of my...
My tail on fire!

455
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:23,767
I got my tail on fire!
Someone, please...

456
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,501
Ace, it's fine. See?

457
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,547
You're invulnerable.

458
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:31,608
And I can shrink myself down
to the size of an...

459
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,217
[Shrieks and grunts]

460
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,057
[Chuckles nervously]
Still working out the kinks.

461
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,682
I didn't see anything.

462
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,352
You go get chip, I'll get mert.

463
00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:55,281
In your face, lettuce.

464
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:57,783
[Yelps]

465
00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,159
[Gasps]

466
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:04,831
[Pb grunting]

467
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,211
Oh, great.

468
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,922
I'm the only one
who didn't get any super...

469
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:13,132
[Screaming]

470
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:19,722
[Chuckles nervously]

471
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,641
[Man on radio] Metropolis 97.2,

472
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:24,060
- smooth jazz.
- [Ye||osi

473
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,313
come on, let's get outta here.

474
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,480
Right.

475
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:29,607
[Crashing]

476
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:30,983
Update.

477
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,779
I'm fast now,
but I still can't see [bleep].

478
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:39,534
- [Crashing]
- [Alarm blaring]

479
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,659
Here we go.

480
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:41,701
[Cat screeches]

481
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:49,252
All right. Thursday night TV night.

482
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:53,422
Time for my favorite show
with my bro in metropo. Huh?

483
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,049
I am Superman

484
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,968
[singing] And I can do any...

485
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:58,677
What the...

486
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,514
Let me just iron that out.

487
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,841
They should call me iron man.

488
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:03,932
[Laughs]

489
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:06,352
Well, look at you, all spiffy.

490
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,396
Pretty dressed up
for the British bake off.

491
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:09,832
But you know what? It makes sense.

492
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,696
- This is the season finale.
- [Device ringing]

493
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,237
[Gasps] You have a date?

494
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,739
On bake off night?

495
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,950
[Door buzzes open]

496
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,203
Oh. Hey there, little fella.

497
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:25,871
[Exclaims]

498
00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,461
[Lois screaming]

499
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,715
Nah.

500
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,049
[Intercom beeping]

501
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,801
Hey, Lois. Oh.

502
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,181
Listen, buddy, I...

503
00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:47,143
It is pie week.

504
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,312
Your choice. Her or me.

505
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:50,938
[Growls]

506
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,398
What's gotten into you?

507
00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:54,066
Bad dog.

508
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,235
What did you just call me?

509
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,779
That is way out of line, fella.

510
00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:00,424
- I mean, if you want...
- We'll talk about this when I get home.

511
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:01,448
[Barks]

512
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,784
[Whimpers]

513
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,245
I've missed you so much!

514
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,334
You left squeezy Bruce
in the hallway again.

515
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,086
Fine.

516
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,756
I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

517
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,050
Bad owner!

518
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:24,281
[Man on TV]
It's quite wet right underneath as well.

519
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:25,806
Slightly soggy bottom there.

520
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,075
["Bad blood" song playing
over headphones]

521
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,643
'Cause, baby, now we got had blood

522
00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:31,437
you know it used to be mad love

523
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,022
[sighs]

524
00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:38,778
Kal-El, son of Jor-El,

525
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,279
I am Lulu,

526
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,156
daughter of cinnamon,

527
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:44,659
and you will kneel before me.

528
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,410
[Squeaking]

529
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:51,332
Wait a minute.

530
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,518
Aren't you the hamster from the shelter?

531
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,252
I am a Guinea pig,

532
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,463
and I said kneel!

533
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:58,546
[Superman groaning]

534
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,299
[Grunts]

535
00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:05,221
Well, lookie-lookie what I got
from the old lab.

536
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,431
Help, krypto...

537
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,642
[Singing] We got problems

538
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,686
and I don't think we can solve...

539
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,145
Think we can solve them

540
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,897
[cries]

541
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:16,107
[Groans]

542
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,401
You really should have made it harder
to find you.

543
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,069
Those glasses aren't fooling anyone.

544
00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,321
Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

545
00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:23,406
Whoa!

546
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,868
Why does this always
happen on date night?

547
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,430
[Man on phone] You've reached
the justice league emergency line.

548
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,206
For earth-one, press one.

549
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:33,874
- For earth-two, press two.
- [Sighs]

550
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:34,958
For earth-three...

551
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,836
Oh, man, that looked like it hurt.

552
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,754
I hope it did. [Laughs]

553
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,006
[Grunts]

554
00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:49,557
Wow, look at you still trying.

555
00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:50,844
- [Superman grunts]
- Plucky.

556
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:51,726
Fine then.

557
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,227
Mama likes a good fight.

558
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,979
[Grunting]

559
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,067
[Sighs]

560
00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:04,655
[Woman on TV]
You always bake for a reason.

561
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:08,409
So, you make it the best you can.
And you make it with love.

562
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,206
[Grunts]

563
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,964
- [Lulu] Ah-ha!
- [Grunting]

564
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:24,759
[Gasps]

565
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,218
[Both grunting]

566
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:32,099
- [Grunts]
- [Squeaks]

567
00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:34,060
Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

568
00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:35,143
No, no, no.

569
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,520
[Gasps]

570
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,232
A little advice.

571
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,610
Never test a Guinea pig. Okay?

572
00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:43,693
[Grunts]

573
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,531
[Alarms blaring]

574
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:54,580
I can't believe he really left with her.

575
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,583
They're probably out there
playing fetch together as I speak.

576
00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:01,545
Ooh, he left me cheese!

577
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,507
Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.
[Chomps]

578
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,716
[Chuckles softly]

579
00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:08,469
[Superman] Help.

580
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:11,722
Help.

581
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,390
[Gasps] Superman?

582
00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:20,064
[Gasps and growls]

583
00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,982
[Barking]

584
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:27,321
Pup, up, and away!

585
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,697
[Screaming]

586
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,368
[Grunts and whimpers]

587
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,377
What have you done to him?

588
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,504
[Grunting]

589
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,840
I see someone found his medicine.

590
00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:49,510
A tiny shard of green kryptonite
cleverly concealed

591
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,554
in a hunk of jarlsberg.

592
00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:55,141
[Sighs] They always put it
in the cheese. Oh.

593
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:00,354
You took me away from Lex,

594
00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:03,941
so now I'm taking Superman
away from you.

595
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,860
[Breathing heavily]

596
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:09,029
Oh, don't worry,
this is only step one of my evil plan.

597
00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:10,156
There's more.

598
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:16,328
Must protect super... [grunts]

599
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:18,872
[Objects clattering]

600
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,461
[Eerie music playing]

601
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:33,553
[Grunts]

602
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:35,848
Superman!

603
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:38,350
I have to find... [grunts] Ow!

604
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:41,311
[Sighs]

605
00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:50,946
Father.

606
00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:54,617
Yes, it is I, dog-El.

607
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,368
When you were just a puppy,

608
00:33:56,452 --> 00:33:59,705
I recorded all my knowledge
in your collar.

609
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:00,789
I know.

610
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,792
You've always helped me in the past,
and I could really use you now.

611
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,712
Yes, it is I, dog-El.

612
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,465
We really need a skip-intro button.

613
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,968
Talk to me, my son.
What seems to be the problem?

614
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:16,055
Superman. He's been captured.

615
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:18,432
Mmm.

616
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,186
I'm sorry.
I know how close you are.

617
00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:25,147
Yeah, I mean, we were.

618
00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:29,735
Well, you just can't sit there
feeling sad. You have to go rescue him.

619
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:31,445
You're right.

620
00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,322
I'll save Superman, and when I do,

621
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:36,116
he'll realize that I'm the only friend
he ever needs.

622
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,661
Uh... that's not exactly what I...

623
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,622
But how am I supposed to be a hero
when I don't have my powers?

624
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:45,125
It's not superpowers
that make you a hero, krypto.

625
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,504
- That's not your problem.
- Then what is it?

626
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,839
Your problem is you. [Echoes]

627
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,467
Me? What do you mean, me?
Father?

628
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,767
Ah-ha! That must be the vile rodent.

629
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:05,396
Don't worry, Superman,
I won't rest until I rescue you.

630
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,190
[Yawns]

631
00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:10,526
This is very restful.

632
00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:11,902
Yes.

633
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,198
[Screams]

634
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:18,325
[Chuckles nervously] Whoops.

635
00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,035
We're gonna have to work on that.

636
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,914
I never knew the stars
could be this beautiful,

637
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:25,291
and there's so many of them.

638
00:35:25,374 --> 00:35:27,835
Look, there's one.
Oh, there's another one. [Chuckles]

639
00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:29,420
Look, there's one, too.

640
00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:32,715
Nah, these stars are crap.
Wait till we get to the farm.

641
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:33,881
Yeah.

642
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:37,011
Hmm, everything's better at the farm.

643
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,263
Oh, yeah.

644
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:41,724
Yeah, about the farm.
See, understand this.

645
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:45,144
There's always a literal interpretation
and then a more...

646
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,229
Where is she? Where...?

647
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,023
[Panting] Where...

648
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:52,359
[Exhales] Okay. Where is she?

649
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,822
[Pants] Okay. Where is she?

650
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,324
- [All exclaiming]
- [Chip] Ugh!

651
00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:00,492
[Panting] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

652
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,579
I've never really run before.

653
00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:06,874
I usually "pup, up, and away."

654
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:08,876
Are you okay?

655
00:36:09,043 --> 00:36:10,544
I'm fine, I'm fine.

656
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:13,797
I was just, uh, hit by a car a little.

657
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:17,259
[Sighs] You never forget
your first time.

658
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:23,599
Wait a minute, where do I know you from?
I can't put my paw on it.

659
00:36:23,766 --> 00:36:24,892
Where is she?

660
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,017
[Chip gasps]

661
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:32,524
Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours?

662
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,027
You hooligans can help me.

663
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,615
Hurry, there isn't much time.
We have to save Superman.

664
00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:40,782
Superman?

665
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:46,497
Of course! You're that super dork
who got me thrown back in the slammer.

666
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:49,375
What was it? Creepo? Crisco?
What's your name?

667
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,127
No. It's krypto the super dog!

668
00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:55,381
Oh. Well, it looks like
we're both super now.

669
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,633
You know, I still owe you a whuppin'.
Hi-yah!

670
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,219
Ow! That was my good eye.

671
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:02,471
Now, wait.
It was supposed to be a fair fight.

672
00:37:02,638 --> 00:37:04,324
Why didn't you block me
with some freeze heat

673
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:05,825
that was coming out
your ears or something?

674
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:07,643
Because... [sighs] I...

675
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,937
I don't have my powers.

676
00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:11,104
What?

677
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:14,149
I said I don't have my powers anymore.

678
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:16,610
[Chuckling] Did ya...

679
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,362
You don't have your powers?

680
00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:20,697
Yeah, that's what's going on.

681
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,992
You're just trying to use us now,
because you can't handle it on your own.

682
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,036
Look, I know these powers
are new to you,

683
00:37:26,203 --> 00:37:28,956
but when one has
an abundance of power... [grunts]

684
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,165
They have a certain duty

685
00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:32,209
- to use that power to...
- [Splashing]

686
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,258
Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'?

687
00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:44,263
I was making an inspiring hero speech.

688
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,019
How much did you have to drink?

689
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,397
I had two toilet bowls and a bidet.

690
00:37:53,564 --> 00:37:54,898
A bidet, too, which is crazy.

691
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,905
I didn't even know that was a thing.
But it's like a dog water fountain.

692
00:37:58,068 --> 00:38:00,154
You disgusting animal.

693
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,488
Pack, let's roll out.

694
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,824
I'll see you never, narc Kent.

695
00:38:03,991 --> 00:38:07,536
No! My best friend is in danger,
and you have to help me.

696
00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:09,663
Sorry, we got other plans.

697
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,833
Good luck with your danger.
We're going to the farm.

698
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,003
Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!

699
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,214
"Lettuce trees"?
What's this farm called?

700
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,091
The farm upstate.

701
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,302
That sounds made-up.

702
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,220
Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

703
00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:28,348
I grew up on a farm.
In a town called Smallville.

704
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,392
Now that sounds made-up.

705
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:33,979
So, which way is this so-called farm?

706
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:38,692
Well, it's upstate.
So, that means it's up, obviously.

707
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:42,196
- Okay. He's not telling you the...
- Can I steal you for a sec?

708
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,804
You lied about the farm, didn't you?

709
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,410
Big time.
Look, I had to give them some hope.

710
00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:50,704
- There's one there.
- No one was ever gonna adopt us.

711
00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:52,080
There's one, too.

712
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:55,751
So, I promised them
it would be their new home.

713
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:01,381
You know, I'd be happy to take you
and your friends to my farm.

714
00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:05,302
If you help me save Superman.

715
00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:08,180
Wait a minute. Is this blackmail?
Are you blackmailing me?

716
00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:10,015
No. I'm just asking you for something

717
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:13,644
which I will reward you for
by not revealing damaging information.

718
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:16,480
That is literally
the definition of blackmail.

719
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,900
Fine. We'll help you
get your dumb owner back.

720
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:22,528
You got yourself a super team.

721
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,906
Did someone just say super team?

722
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,243
[Chip] Yay. My destiny awaits.

723
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,455
Terrifying villains,

724
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,249
deadly assassins,

725
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,543
I have come to recruit you,

726
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,255
for a siege of murderous savagery!

727
00:39:41,338 --> 00:39:42,631
[Chomping]

728
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,552
My fellow, furrier, Guinea pigs.

729
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,930
I have sought you out
because you are apex predators.

730
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,015
Gods amongst men!

731
00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:59,606
Okay, look.
Pig to pig, I need your help,

732
00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:03,360
because my owner has gotten himself
into a bit of a pickle.

733
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,130
[Reporter] Thwarted
by the justice league,

734
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,699
Lex Luthor now
finds himself behind bars.

735
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,492
I'll destroy you all!

736
00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,996
That's my best friend. And mentor.
Best friend and mentor.

737
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,247
[Chuckles]

738
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,081
[Clears throat]

739
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,436
[Reporter] Built to house
fearsome super powered criminals,

740
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:23,338
stryker's island is
the world's most inescapable prison.

741
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,674
Which is where you dorks come in.

742
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,510
You see, if I'm gonna get Lex
outta that dump,

743
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,137
I'm gonna need an army.

744
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:37,269
Um, actually, I think
we'd just rather stay here.

745
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:40,314
Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,
all-you-can-drink water.

746
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,321
We even have Spanish class
every miércoles.

747
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:48,572
Oh, you have nothing

748
00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:53,327
until you've licked
from the cold steel straw of power.

749
00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:07,007
Not so fast. Lois Lane told us
all about you, hamster.

750
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:10,844
Hamster? A hamster is a hacky sack!

751
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,639
A hamster is a mouse
that had too much for lunch!

752
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,182
We are Guinea pigs,

753
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:17,851
and when we're through with you, buster,
you'll know it.

754
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,334
- [Suspenseful music playing]
- Hmm!

755
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:42,626
What's going on?

756
00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:44,038
That was your cue to attack.

757
00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:46,672
Uh... oh, sorry.
I was waiting for him to go first.

758
00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:48,900
Yeah, but if I went first,
your fire would melt my ice,

759
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:51,259
so maybe the wing lady should go first?

760
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:52,344
I have a name.

761
00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:56,056
But then I'd set her wings on fire,
and I don't think any of us want that.

762
00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:57,599
Well, you don't want ice on wings.

763
00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:59,851
- [Mark] Why?
- [Keith] It clogs the feathers.

764
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,019
Just get him!

765
00:42:02,813 --> 00:42:05,315
[Batman grunting]

766
00:42:08,485 --> 00:42:09,611
[Snarls]

767
00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:11,487
[Grunts]

768
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,032
That was fun.

769
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,619
Now then, let's go free Lex.

770
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:21,832
[Screams]

771
00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:26,878
This ends now, sister.

772
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,131
I have you in my lasso of truth.

773
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:31,341
You want the truth?

774
00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,552
The boots are a bit much.

775
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:38,973
Whoa!

776
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:44,937
[Sniffs]

777
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,566
Is this really the best way
to find Superman?

778
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,359
Because to me, this just seems gross.

779
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:50,610
What do you mean, gross?

780
00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:53,113
Smelling stuff is one
of the greatestjoys of being a dog.

781
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,906
Next to licking any part of your body.

782
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,742
I mean, I lick myself all the time.

783
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,326
Well, that explains the breath.

784
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,871
You wanna find Lulu
and rescue captain hair gel, right?

785
00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:02,873
Well, I suggest you start sniffing.

786
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:06,168
You know what they say,
smell is the sight of the nose.

787
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,044
No one says that.

788
00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:09,463
Well, they should. Check it.

789
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:10,547
[Sniffs]

790
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,924
Uh-huh. A poodle drooled right here.

791
00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,361
Someone threw a perfectly good
pizza crust

792
00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:16,545
in that dumpster right there.

793
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:20,724
And on that corner... [sniffs]
That corner right there... oh, no. Dang.

794
00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:23,393
A pigeon got her heart broken.
I can still smell the hurt.

795
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,353
She was a heavy crier.

796
00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:27,773
It's a superpower that
every dog possesses.

797
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:29,357
Even a wack one like you.

798
00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:31,276
[Scoffs] I'm not wack.

799
00:43:34,488 --> 00:43:36,698
[Retching]

800
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,951
- [Ace] Is that a band-aid?
- [Retches]

801
00:43:48,919 --> 00:43:51,421
[Sighs] It's walk-o'clock.

802
00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:52,631
What-oh-what?

803
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:55,008
- Nothing.
- Okay.

804
00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:57,011
Because it sounded like
a super adorable nickname

805
00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,762
you got for your walks with your owner.

806
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:02,474
All right, maybe this is when
me and supes used to hang out.

807
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:06,144
Every morning, since I was a puppy.

808
00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:09,940
Aw. Well, you might not have
your Superman, but at least you have us.

809
00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:12,234
A whole super team!

810
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,361
The mighty oink!

811
00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:16,196
Squirrelverine.

812
00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:17,572
Droolo.

813
00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:18,824
Seriously? Droolo?

814
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,868
And wait,
where's shell-on-wheels? Shell?

815
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:26,122
What's happenin', sweet cheeks?
[Chuckles]

816
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:29,709
Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type.

817
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,670
Who needs words?

818
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,297
Man, I wish I still had my powers.

819
00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:36,216
Yeah, what happened to them anyway?

820
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:37,759
I ate some green kryptonite.

821
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:40,428
A Kryptonian's only weakness.

822
00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:42,722
Why would you eat your weakness,
you dum-dum?

823
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,350
It was in some cheese.

824
00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:48,019
A dog's only weakness.

825
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,980
Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.

826
00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:52,542
If we're goin' off that, I'd say
you probably got a solid two days

827
00:44:52,566 --> 00:44:53,942
until that thing passes.

828
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,444
Unless it's a stegosaurus,
and then you just pray.

829
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:58,780
- [People screaming]
- You guys, look!

830
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,413
M'Kay, wonder woman will stop her.
[Gasps]

831
00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:09,165
Goddess, no!

832
00:45:15,130 --> 00:45:17,090
- [Crackling]
- That sounded like a bone breaking.

833
00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:20,093
Is that even how it works?

834
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:26,016
I guess it's down to us.

835
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,977
Who's ready to go save my best friend?

836
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:31,187
You want us to fight her?

837
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,565
She just took out
the whole justice league!

838
00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:35,942
And they all have opposable thumbs.

839
00:45:36,026 --> 00:45:40,155
[Sighs] Remember me
when I'm gone, fabrizio.

840
00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:46,828
Guys, relax. We'll be fine.

841
00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:49,289
[Screaming]

842
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:50,957
[Tires screeching]

843
00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:53,919
[Man] Why are they so mad?

844
00:45:54,002 --> 00:45:55,921
- [All clamoring]
- [Man screaming]

845
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,217
You see? Totally fine.

846
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,179
Now, let's hero up.

847
00:46:05,347 --> 00:46:07,223
All right, team, what are your stats?

848
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,809
Like, my powers include
heat vision, freeze breath...

849
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:13,271
And don't forget the solar paw punch.

850
00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:14,981
What is that?

851
00:46:15,148 --> 00:46:17,400
Is that like a juice box flavor
or something?

852
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:20,946
No, it's krypto's most powerful move.

853
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,615
It requires him to fly
directly to the sun

854
00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:25,867
and absorb its deadly radiation,

855
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:30,038
turning himself into
a dog-shaped thermal energy event.

856
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,833
Not even Superman himself has tried it.

857
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,752
Because he doesn't have paws?

858
00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:38,213
Because it's not something
you come back from.

859
00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,547
The punch causes a blast,

860
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,467
which takes out not only the villain
who gets hit with the blow,

861
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:44,678
but the hero who throws it.

862
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,930
Sounds like a terrible power.

863
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:48,532
Does sound like
a good juice box, though.

864
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:49,683
I would drink the juice box.

865
00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:52,811
Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you.
We gotta go...

866
00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,939
My goodness! [Laughs]

867
00:46:56,022 --> 00:47:00,443
Look who's alive! Well, let's correct
that little oversight, shall we?

868
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:01,610
Psh, psh!

869
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,287
Ace, deploy canine shield.

870
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:12,872
What is a canine...

871
00:47:12,956 --> 00:47:15,583
[Screaming]

872
00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:18,711
Evade!

873
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:26,011
Excellent shielding.
That seemed incredibly painful.

874
00:47:26,094 --> 00:47:29,097
[Groans] Anybody wanna switch powers?

875
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,058
You're up, pig.

876
00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:34,394
Okay, pb, think big!

877
00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:37,313
[Grunts and gasps]

878
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,899
[Screaming]

879
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:42,610
[Gasps and screams]

880
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:46,531
Squirrel, light 'em up.

881
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:52,037
No, no, no. I can't.

882
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,748
Of course you can. I mean,
what's the worst that could happen?

883
00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:58,043
I could hurt someone.
Or they could hurt me.

884
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:01,588
Or maybe me freezing like this
is the worst thing.

885
00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:02,671
[Gasps]

886
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:08,344
- Turtle, use your speed and get them...
- On it.

887
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:17,353
Where the [bleep] am I?

888
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,898
[Chomps]

889
00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:22,525
You guys are terrible superheroes.

890
00:48:22,692 --> 00:48:26,154
I don't understand
why you're not getting this.

891
00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:29,240
Yeah, well, there's a lot that
you don't understand about us, you fool.

892
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:31,034
Maybe if you paid attention to... huh?

893
00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:32,827
- Oh, I'm paying attention.
- Help.

894
00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:34,454
One-hundo percent attention.

895
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:37,082
So thick and swole, his abs. Whoa!

896
00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:38,291
- His abs.
- [Growls]

897
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:46,298
[Grunts]

898
00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:58,603
Risky move for a dog with no powers.

899
00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,438
- Some would say heroic.
- [Krypto grunting]

900
00:49:00,522 --> 00:49:02,273
I would say dumb.

901
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,858
Where is Superman?

902
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,236
I'm not telling. [Chuckles]

903
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,655
Classic evil. Lex would be so proud.

904
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,782
This is really about Lex Luthor?

905
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,951
Don't you understand?
He was testing on you.

906
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,162
We were colleagues.
We were scientists together.

907
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:18,957
You were the Guinea pig.
Your hair fell out.

908
00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:23,628
Uh. Yeah. Just like his did.
Lex needed me.

909
00:49:23,837 --> 00:49:26,131
That's more than I can say
for your Superman.

910
00:49:26,214 --> 00:49:28,424
Superman needed me. He needs me.

911
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:29,926
Does he?

912
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:34,931
Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get
everything he needs from his...

913
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:37,559
[Whispering] Fiancée.

914
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:38,642
[Krypto gasps]

915
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,105
Oh, no.

916
00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:44,399
You didn't know
they were getting married.

917
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:49,737
I really am sorry, 'cause this must be
so painful to have to hear this from me.

918
00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:51,281
No. You're lying.

919
00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,824
Am I? [Scoffs]

920
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:55,827
Well, then why did this little bauble
fall out of his underoos

921
00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:57,829
the night I took him down?

922
00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:58,997
Look at it.

923
00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:02,000
The cut's fine
but the clarity is murky as heck. Blech!

924
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,210
Face it, wonder mutt, you're too late.

925
00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:06,963
Your boy's getting hitched.
And that means...

926
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:09,048
Bye-bye, dog.

927
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:13,511
But don't worry, if Superman doesn't
have room in his life for you anymore,

928
00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:17,515
I'm sure you can crash
at the hall of justice.

929
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:18,599
[Screaming] Whoa!

930
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:26,024
[Screams]

931
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,649
[Grunts]

932
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:28,818
[Yelps]

933
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,323
Wow! She threw that dog real far.

934
00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:35,658
You know what's funny?
For a minute, I was worried

935
00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:38,745
when I saw that the orange kryptonite
gave you powers,

936
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,789
but then I remembered, you're you.
[Chuckles]

937
00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:44,500
Come on, let's go, little piggies.

938
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:47,170
What did I tell you?
Isn't this better than Spanish class?

939
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:48,480
- [All] Si.
- [Guinea pig speaking Spanish]

940
00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:50,882
The pig without hair is crazy.

941
00:50:52,342 --> 00:50:54,969
Hey, Lois Lane.

942
00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:57,347
Always nice to see ya.

943
00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:59,641
Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.

944
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:04,354
Impressive destruction, but not my work.

945
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,232
Your name is literally on the monster.

946
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:13,488
Looks like one of my little babies
is all grown up.

947
00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:14,906
That's creepy.

948
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,825
Spill it, Lex.
What have you done with Superman?

949
00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:21,204
Wherever Superman is,
it's got nothing to do with me,

950
00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:24,707
or my company, lexcorp international.

951
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,711
[Dramatic music playing]

952
00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:34,217
[All grunting]

953
00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:44,185
Hey! Stop chewing on that batarang.

954
00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:46,271
Bruce Wayne paid
a lot of money for that,

955
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,440
and then gave it to me as a present.

956
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,901
Vic, can you override their defenses?

957
00:51:51,985 --> 00:51:56,281
[Sighs] I can't do anything while
they got me stuck in airplane mode.

958
00:51:56,364 --> 00:51:58,700
All those protocols
for an alien invasion,

959
00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:00,326
nothing for little furballs.

960
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:04,580
These quadrupedal land maniacs
have made a giant mistake,

961
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,083
messing with the king of... oh, whoa.

962
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,752
Hey, hold on. Is that fish food? Mmm...

963
00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,131
Aw, someone was hungy.

964
00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:16,843
Lex Luthor denies involvement,
but is quote "team bad guy."

965
00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:19,512
Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team.

966
00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:21,389
Krypto?

967
00:52:21,556 --> 00:52:25,601
Of course, Superman's dog
he makes out with. He'll save us.

968
00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:26,768
[Superman] No.

969
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:28,730
He doesn't have his powers.

970
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,942
But those other animals do.

971
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:36,404
And like, can't krypto work with them
to save Metropolis?

972
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:37,989
Yeah, about that.

973
00:52:38,156 --> 00:52:41,451
He's not the greatest
with other animals.

974
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:43,244
He better get it together soon,

975
00:52:43,411 --> 00:52:46,622
or those ferrets
are gonna take over the world.

976
00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:51,169
- [Ace] Is he okay?
- [Grunts]

977
00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,505
Looks like he's still breathing.

978
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:55,965
Yep. He's alive.

979
00:52:56,132 --> 00:52:57,675
Pay up, dog.

980
00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:00,094
[Chomps]

981
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,056
You bet on if I was alive?

982
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,308
Nope. I bet on if you were dead.

983
00:53:05,475 --> 00:53:07,185
I bet you were horribly maimed.

984
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,354
- Hey!
- What a fun game.

985
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,316
So, what is this place anyway?
Is this some type of fancy dmv?

986
00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:16,652
Are you kidding?
It's the hall of justice.

987
00:53:16,736 --> 00:53:19,572
This is where
the justice league hangs out.

988
00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:21,616
I bet they're all super tight buds,

989
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,379
and they, like,
try on each other's clothes

990
00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:24,803
and then they eat really fun snacks,

991
00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:27,497
and then they probably
tell each other everything.

992
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:31,626
Yeah. Everything.

993
00:53:34,587 --> 00:53:35,587
[Sighs]

994
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,469
He seems sad and defeated.

995
00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:43,846
So, it is a dmv.

996
00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:46,474
Aye, maybe one of us
should go talk to him.

997
00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:47,850
Not it.

998
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:50,728
Ace, you always know what to say.

999
00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:52,772
[Somber music playing]

1000
00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:16,504
Watch out for the...

1001
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,505
- [Clangs]
- [Grunts]

1002
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:18,588
Invisible jet.

1003
00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,137
I just want to be alone.

1004
00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:26,806
This is the best place
to watch the sunset.

1005
00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:29,642
You wanna be alone,
why don't you go some place uglier?

1006
00:54:29,809 --> 00:54:31,811
Besides, don't you wanna
save your Superman?

1007
00:54:32,395 --> 00:54:33,771
Of course I do.

1008
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,815
He's my best friend.

1009
00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,650
At least I thought he was.

1010
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,736
Things are changing so fast

1011
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:43,489
he didn't even tell me
he was getting married.

1012
00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:46,784
That's what's got
your leash all twisted, huh? [Sighs]

1013
00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:50,955
Yeah, well, people are complicated.

1014
00:54:51,581 --> 00:54:52,832
How would you know?

1015
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,042
Nah, forget it.

1016
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,969
[Gasps] You had an owner.

1017
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,347
Right. That's your business.

1018
00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:10,183
I am not gonna pry.

1019
00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:13,603
Was he nice?

1020
00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:14,729
[Sighs]

1021
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,357
They.

1022
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:20,318
My owner was a family.

1023
00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:23,821
We all come from somewhere

1024
00:55:23,905 --> 00:55:26,699
even when you know where

1025
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:28,075
[ace] A mom...

1026
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:29,869
A dad...

1027
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,079
And her.

1028
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:33,163
[Baby giggles]

1029
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:38,294
You can count on me

1030
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:41,214
and I can count on you

1031
00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:45,218
that's what friends do

1032
00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:50,389
life can be a long maze

1033
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:53,809
filled with good and bad days

1034
00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:56,812
walls can make you feel safe

1035
00:55:56,896 --> 00:56:01,442
but they'll block the view

1036
00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:03,903
you can count on me

1037
00:56:04,904 --> 00:56:07,490
and I can count on you

1038
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:10,910
that's what friends do

1039
00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:12,703
[baby crying]

1040
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:17,708
You'll see, that when
your heart feels hollow

1041
00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:20,711
that only means there's room

1042
00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:25,341
to dream a different dream

1043
00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:30,513
so set it free
and smile through the sorrow

1044
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:36,727
you'll be the brightest light
this world has ever seen

1045
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:40,022
ace, what you did
for that little girl...

1046
00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:42,817
Nah. It was nothin'.

1047
00:56:42,984 --> 00:56:45,278
I just did what any dog would do.

1048
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:48,114
And they just gave you away?

1049
00:56:48,281 --> 00:56:49,740
I don't blame them.

1050
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,993
They were just protecting their kid.

1051
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,744
But you saved her.

1052
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,746
And I'd do it again.

1053
00:56:56,789 --> 00:57:00,042
Worst day of my life,
but I wouldn't change a thing about it.

1054
00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:01,419
Why not?

1055
00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:03,254
Well, when you love somebody,

1056
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,215
and I mean, you really love them,

1057
00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:08,759
you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.

1058
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:12,179
Even if that means letting them go.

1059
00:57:13,556 --> 00:57:14,932
Even if it hurts?

1060
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:17,643
[Chuckles] Especially then.

1061
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:20,563
You know what they say
about dogs, don't you?

1062
00:57:21,022 --> 00:57:22,690
Never feed us chocolate.

1063
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,192
We love unconditionally.

1064
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,249
[Grunting]

1065
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:41,876
Excuse me, sir.

1066
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:43,461
- [Chip screams]
- [Pb grunts]

1067
00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:46,213
Aye, I am really bad at this.

1068
00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:48,966
That's just because
you're still learning your powers.

1069
00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:51,469
Every hero struggles like this.

1070
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,764
Until they have their training montage.

1071
00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:57,141
["The final countdown" playing!

1072
00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:06,692
[Grunting]

1073
00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:11,321
It's the final...

1074
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:12,716
- [Chip] Whoo-hoo!
- [Merton screams]

1075
00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:13,740
[Grunting]

1076
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:16,994
[Screaming]

1077
00:58:19,372 --> 00:58:20,812
- [Chip screaming]
- [Glass shatters]

1078
00:58:21,207 --> 00:58:23,918
[Chuckles] They're gonna need
a longer montage.

1079
00:58:24,085 --> 00:58:26,962
Those guys, well, they suck visibly.

1080
00:58:27,046 --> 00:58:30,257
Yes, I can agree with you there,

1081
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:31,967
but they're stronger than you think.

1082
00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:32,885
[Grunts]

1083
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:34,970
[Ace] Pb just needs to love herself

1084
00:58:35,638 --> 00:58:37,598
as much as she loves everyone else.

1085
00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:39,141
[Chip screaming]

1086
00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:40,851
[Ace] Chip needs to feel safe.

1087
00:58:41,352 --> 00:58:42,728
And merton...

1088
00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:45,815
Merton needs leafy Greens.

1089
00:58:45,898 --> 00:58:46,938
You really know them, huh?

1090
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:48,109
It's called listenin'.

1091
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:51,987
You learn a lot about someone
when you're locked up with them forever.

1092
00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:53,989
Wait a minute.

1093
00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:56,617
Lulu was in the shelter with you, too.

1094
00:58:56,784 --> 00:58:57,944
What did you learn about her?

1095
00:58:58,077 --> 00:59:01,247
All that Guinea pig ever talked about
was world domination,

1096
00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:03,499
and some bald dude with nice hands.

1097
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:05,751
Lex.

1098
00:59:05,918 --> 00:59:08,754
Of course. Stryker's island.

1099
00:59:08,838 --> 00:59:10,840
She must be going there to spring him.

1100
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:13,092
Not if we get there first. Come on!

1101
00:59:13,259 --> 00:59:14,301
Watch out for the...

1102
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:15,385
- [Clangs]
- [Grunts]

1103
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:17,388
Invisible jet. Yep.

1104
00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:20,015
Maybe put up a sign.

1105
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,559
Or rope it off.

1106
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,394
Maybe some cones.

1107
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:28,023
[Robot] Intruders. Intruders.

1108
00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:30,735
Adorable intruders.

1109
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:34,405
They are so cute.

1110
00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:38,784
No. That's my robot brother.

1111
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:40,202
This is it.

1112
00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:44,790
Finally, the two great minds of our
generation, back together. [Chuckles]

1113
00:59:44,874 --> 00:59:47,042
Your pet is coming for you, Lexi.

1114
00:59:47,168 --> 00:59:48,419
[Both] Yeah!

1115
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:49,670
{crying} -Oh, no! Oh, gosh!

1116
00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:51,046
Cheese and crackers!

1117
01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:05,144
Oh, my gosh. Wonder woman has sat,
like, right where I'm sitting.

1118
01:00:05,311 --> 01:00:06,645
Actually, I feel like I am her,

1119
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:08,874
because I'm just, like, in her stance,
I'm in her seat.

1120
01:00:08,898 --> 01:00:10,917
And there's a peanut wedged
in the crack of the seat.

1121
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,443
And now I'm eating her peanut.

1122
01:00:12,610 --> 01:00:15,070
More importantly,
can a dog fly a plane?

1123
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:18,073
Of course.
I can fly. This can fly.

1124
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,825
It'll be just like riding a bike.

1125
01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,619
Do you know how to ride a bike?

1126
01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,829
No, I know how to fly.

1127
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,999
- Hmm.
- Relax, we'll be fine.

1128
01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:29,794
Stop saying that!

1129
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,212
We're never fine!

1130
01:00:31,337 --> 01:00:33,005
[All screaming]

1131
01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:50,397
[Ace sighs]

1132
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:51,941
Who shot us down?

1133
01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,860
Wonder woman's invisible jet
is invisible.

1134
01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,154
It's really more transparent.

1135
01:00:57,238 --> 01:00:58,238
[Meows]

1136
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,409
[All] Whiskers?

1137
01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:03,786
Out of the way, cat child.

1138
01:01:03,953 --> 01:01:05,246
We have to get to stryker's.

1139
01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:06,789
Sorry, I can't do that.

1140
01:01:06,956 --> 01:01:08,374
Lulu saved my life.

1141
01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:10,292
Now, I must take yours.

1142
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:11,752
Goodbye.

1143
01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:15,130
- [Krypto] Whoa!
- [Pb screaming]

1144
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:19,051
[Humming] La di da di da

1145
01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:23,556
[all screaming]

1146
01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:27,101
[Whiskers laughing maniacally]

1147
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,019
In here.

1148
01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:33,858
Okay. Everybody stay quiet.

1149
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,526
- [Rumbling]
- Uh-oh.

1150
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:36,819
- What "oh"?
- I'm gonna...

1151
01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:38,654
No, never mind.

1152
01:01:38,821 --> 01:01:39,947
No, wait, never mind.

1153
01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:41,448
Never mind, never mind.

1154
01:01:42,491 --> 01:01:43,491
[Horn honking]

1155
01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:47,955
What's happening, handsome?

1156
01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:50,583
Come on, we're both grown-ups.

1157
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,501
Don't leave me hanging, okay?

1158
01:01:52,585 --> 01:01:53,669
[Exploding] {933931

1159
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,045
[whiskers laughing maniacally]

1160
01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:57,006
She's going to see us.

1161
01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,174
[Pb grunting]

1162
01:01:59,258 --> 01:02:02,261
Pb, I'm gonna need you
to get a little smaller.

1163
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:05,848
I know, I just can't control it. [Sighs]

1164
01:02:06,599 --> 01:02:10,853
Even with powers,
I'm nothing like wonder woman.

1165
01:02:11,312 --> 01:02:15,232
[Whiskers] One, two,
kitty's coming for you.

1166
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:18,861
Pb, there's something you should know
about wonder woman.

1167
01:02:19,028 --> 01:02:20,112
Praise be her name.

1168
01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:23,324
Diana is fiercely independent,
completely her own woman.

1169
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:26,619
And if you really wanna be like her,
you'll be yourself.

1170
01:02:30,039 --> 01:02:31,248
[Grunting]

1171
01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:34,918
[Gasps]

1172
01:02:36,629 --> 01:02:38,297
[Whiskers laughing maniacally]

1173
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,591
I'm gonna rip you limb from limb.

1174
01:02:40,758 --> 01:02:43,177
Okay, chip, time to light that kitty up.

1175
01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:46,597
But what if the demonic laser gato
devours me?

1176
01:02:46,764 --> 01:02:47,765
Or all of us?

1177
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:52,227
Or she only spares me, and I forever
carry the guilt of survival?

1178
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,521
Chip, we all go to dark places.

1179
01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:57,066
I thought about throwing Lois Lane
in the ocean.

1180
01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,109
But you can't spend
the rest of your life

1181
01:02:59,193 --> 01:03:00,486
stuck in your own head.

1182
01:03:01,195 --> 01:03:02,363
You're right.

1183
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:04,823
It is really scary in here.

1184
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,577
Okay. You can do this, chip.

1185
01:03:09,078 --> 01:03:10,996
Get out of your head!

1186
01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:13,999
[Laughs heartily]

1187
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,083
[Krypto grunts]

1188
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:19,922
All right, let's get
to the bottom of merton.

1189
01:03:20,089 --> 01:03:23,175
It all started in central city, 1854.

1190
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:27,429
I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby.

1191
01:03:27,596 --> 01:03:29,431
Why won't you play with me?

1192
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:33,227
And I had a whole period
in the '60s

1193
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,145
where I was basically
a full-time alchemist.

1194
01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:37,106
Merton, we don't have time.

1195
01:03:37,189 --> 01:03:38,189
Here.

1196
01:03:38,399 --> 01:03:39,566
Try these.

1197
01:03:41,652 --> 01:03:44,863
Whoa! None of you are turtles!

1198
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,783
This explains so much!

1199
01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:48,951
[Bomb ex plodin -oh! G]

1200
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:51,453
[Whiskers] Super-pets, come out to play.

1201
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:57,668
That monster is lucky
I don't have my heat vision.

1202
01:03:57,835 --> 01:03:59,795
Good thing you've got something better.

1203
01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:00,962
What's that?

1204
01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:02,088
Us, you idiot.

1205
01:04:06,427 --> 01:04:09,054
Okay, pack. I have a plan.

1206
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:14,101
[Meows and coughs]

1207
01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:21,483
See you in heck.

1208
01:04:23,235 --> 01:04:24,235
[Yelps]

1209
01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,541
[Krypto] What's the matter?

1210
01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,793
Cat got your tongue?

1211
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,130
Now!

1212
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:46,800
[Coughs]

1213
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,847
Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.

1214
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:53,974
Mrs. Fast pants.

1215
01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,897
["Theme from a summer place" playing]

1216
01:05:32,054 --> 01:05:33,680
Meow, meow, buh-bye.

1217
01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:41,771
Uh-oh.

1218
01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:44,691
[Grunts]

1219
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,534
[Whiskers] I still have
eight more lives.

1220
01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:56,120
Come on.

1221
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,496
How fun was that?

1222
01:05:57,663 --> 01:05:59,498
[Ace] A missile was shot into my chest!

1223
01:05:59,665 --> 01:06:00,892
[Krypto] That's one way to put it.

1224
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:02,143
[Ace] There's no other way to put it.

1225
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:04,753
A missile was just shot into my chest.

1226
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,673
The threat was neutered,
thanks to krypto and friends.

1227
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:10,551
This is amazing!

1228
01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:12,845
Yes! Humanity is saved.

1229
01:06:14,138 --> 01:06:17,099
My baby made friends.

1230
01:06:20,853 --> 01:06:22,563
If you all had pets, you'd understand.

1231
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:25,274
You know, I had a cheetah once,
but she ate my landlord.

1232
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,442
And tore up my couch.

1233
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:28,944
Man, I loved that couch.

1234
01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:31,780
On the planet oa,
I thought I had a pet raccoon,

1235
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,365
but he thought we were dating.

1236
01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:35,909
All the creatures of the sea
are my friends.

1237
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:39,454
Except for that one eel
who knows what he did.

1238
01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:42,040
Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.

1239
01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,959
Oh. Are you allergic or...

1240
01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:47,254
As a child,
I fell into a well filled with bats.

1241
01:06:47,421 --> 01:06:51,800
I can still hear the screams
as their dark wings flapped around me,

1242
01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:54,595
scratching my chubby, childish flesh.

1243
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,931
I'm tormented every waking moment.

1244
01:07:00,267 --> 01:07:02,561
I really think a pet
would be good for you.

1245
01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:10,861
I got Lulu's scent.

1246
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,321
She's this way.

1247
01:07:12,404 --> 01:07:15,032
[Scoffs] Well, look at you being a dog.

1248
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:17,618
Also, the prisoners
had egg salad for lunch,

1249
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,328
and down that hall...

1250
01:07:19,411 --> 01:07:22,915
[Sniffs] Dang, I think a robot guard
got his heart broken.

1251
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:25,834
Dolores.

1252
01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:32,507
I'll admit, sometimes it can be
a little too specific.

1253
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:34,801
[Rumbling]

1254
01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:38,096
Lex!

1255
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:39,306
I'm here!

1256
01:07:40,474 --> 01:07:41,600
We're finally reunited.

1257
01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:42,893
Halt.

1258
01:07:44,603 --> 01:07:48,106
Ah, the student returns to the teacher.

1259
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,900
Oh, good. Your marmot baby.

1260
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,068
Shove it.

1261
01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:53,695
I'm his favorite henchman, not you,
you piece of...

1262
01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:56,657
[Squeaking]

1263
01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:59,785
[Clears throat] Now,
I have a present for you.

1264
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,329
Um... it's not here,
but I have pictures of it.

1265
01:08:02,496 --> 01:08:03,956
Losenloser

1266
01:08:04,122 --> 01:08:05,624
look at all their dumb outfits.

1267
01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:09,294
Oh. My evil plan to take out
the justice league.

1268
01:08:09,461 --> 01:08:12,464
[Chuckling] Wow! You really did study.

1269
01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:14,174
Ooh! And wait until you see this.

1270
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,192
Okay, I don't know
how that got in there.

1271
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,388
No one wants that, right?

1272
01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:21,473
Well, clearly, I've been hacked.

1273
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,517
Okay, let's get you out of here.

1274
01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,686
Oh, I can't believe
this is finally happening.

1275
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,063
I can't believe
this is actually happening.

1276
01:08:29,690 --> 01:08:30,690
[Pb screaming]

1277
01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:37,864
This ends now, rodent.

1278
01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:39,449
You were just defeated by...

1279
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:40,617
Let me remember it.

1280
01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:42,953
The league of super-pets.

1281
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,955
Brring, brring.
Hello, who's there?

1282
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:46,206
The league of super-pets.

1283
01:08:46,373 --> 01:08:48,000
Give it up, Lulu. It's over.

1284
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,545
You idiots. You're actually
getting the hang of this.

1285
01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:54,464
I'm toast. I'm a goner.

1286
01:08:54,548 --> 01:08:55,549
Not.

1287
01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:02,347
One more step and the puppy gets it.

1288
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:07,436
Unless your friends
walk into those cells over there.

1289
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:09,396
Ace, attack. I'll be fine.

1290
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:11,148
You'll be a pancake.

1291
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:12,899
Okay, I'm gonna count to three,

1292
01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:14,609
and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil.

1293
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:15,610
Two...

1294
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,446
All right, Lulu. You win.

1295
01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:19,656
No! Don't listen to her.

1296
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,116
What choice do we have?

1297
01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:23,785
Oh, I didn't know
they were gonna be so sad.

1298
01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:26,830
He doesn't wanna go in the cage,

1299
01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:30,375
but he has to, to save the other one.

1300
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,794
Everyone is upset. [Chuckles]

1301
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,798
[Singing] The dogs are sad

1302
01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:38,342
the turtle's sad

1303
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,636
and the squirrel is sad

1304
01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:46,975
okay. Now then, where was I?

1305
01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:53,565
Let me look at you, my pet.

1306
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:55,525
Oh, Lex.

1307
01:09:55,609 --> 01:09:57,152
[Romantic music playing]

1308
01:10:01,490 --> 01:10:05,702
What the world needs now

1309
01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:09,623
ls love, sweet love

1310
01:10:10,457 --> 01:10:12,876
it's the only thing

1311
01:10:13,794 --> 01:10:17,172
that there's just too little of

1312
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:18,256
Lex?

1313
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:20,050
Lex, what are you doing?

1314
01:10:20,217 --> 01:10:21,259
We're a team.

1315
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:22,969
Lex, we were scientists together.

1316
01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:24,346
No. Lex, what are you doing?

1317
01:10:24,513 --> 01:10:25,347
I mean, come on.

1318
01:10:25,514 --> 01:10:28,475
You didn't expect me to
share credit with a rodent, did you?

1319
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:30,102
[Screaming] Lex!

1320
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:34,981
Oh. Little turn of events!

1321
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,984
[Singing] The Guinea pig is sad

1322
01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:40,195
[grunting]

1323
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,072
[Breathing heavily]

1324
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:46,618
Lulu, I know you're hurting,
but join our pack.

1325
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:48,036
Hold up, wait! For real?

1326
01:10:48,203 --> 01:10:50,163
She left us to die in a fire, remember?

1327
01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:54,668
Yeah, but if we work together,
we can get outta here and save Superman.

1328
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,963
Huh, you truly love him.

1329
01:10:58,130 --> 01:10:59,130
Of course I do.

1330
01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:00,882
You're a fool.

1331
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,051
He'll only break your heart.

1332
01:11:03,218 --> 01:11:05,804
Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor,

1333
01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:08,223
and destroy him
before he gets the chance.

1334
01:11:09,141 --> 01:11:10,517
What are you talking about?

1335
01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:14,271
Oh, did I forget to mention
my evil plan's grand finale?

1336
01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:18,650
In 28 minutes, the entire
justice league is gonna go kaboom.

1337
01:11:18,984 --> 01:11:23,572
If I can't have my guy,
then you can't have yours.

1338
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,866
No. I won't let you hurt him.

1339
01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,033
Just one question,

1340
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,454
how are you gonna stop me
when you're trapped in a cage?

1341
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,205
You're trapped, too, genius.

1342
01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:35,000
Yes, I know.
But just like at the shelter,

1343
01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:39,004
I always have an exit strategy.

1344
01:11:39,171 --> 01:11:40,380
Hey, girl.

1345
01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:42,716
Dish, queen.
How'd it go with Lex?

1346
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,676
[Grunts in frustration]

1347
01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:48,638
Okay, I feel like I can say this now,
I never liked him.

1348
01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:50,515
Lex will pay for what he's done.

1349
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,102
Right alongside the justice league.

1350
01:11:57,564 --> 01:11:59,065
You won't get away with this.

1351
01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:00,609
I say this with love.

1352
01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,444
You are all losers.

1353
01:12:02,611 --> 01:12:03,778
You've always been losers,

1354
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:07,991
and you'll continue to be losers
until the end of your loser lives.

1355
01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:09,868
Oh, and krypto...

1356
01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:12,913
I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman
for you.

1357
01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:22,130
Well, well, well.

1358
01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:24,424
If it isn't the justice league,

1359
01:12:24,508 --> 01:12:27,552
captured by me, entirely on my own.

1360
01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:30,138
The Guinea pig did literally everything.

1361
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:33,391
Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great.

1362
01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:34,768
But it's all worth it.

1363
01:12:34,935 --> 01:12:37,604
Because you chumps
are going down for good.

1364
01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:41,691
[All grunting]

1365
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:44,861
[Krypto] It's no use.

1366
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:48,365
These cells were designed to keep anyone
with powers from escaping.

1367
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,951
You'd have to be as strong as Superman
to get out.

1368
01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:54,329
Well, we can't just give up.

1369
01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:58,124
There's a difference between giving up
and knowing when it's over.

1370
01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,628
Mmm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes.

1371
01:13:01,795 --> 01:13:03,630
I'm not a superhero.

1372
01:13:04,381 --> 01:13:06,132
I'm not even a good dog.

1373
01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,179
When I was a puppy,
I promised I'd watch over Superman.

1374
01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:13,139
And I failed.

1375
01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:15,141
All because I was jealous of Lois.

1376
01:13:15,809 --> 01:13:17,602
Who wouldn't be?
Have you seen those bangs?

1377
01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:18,812
Ba-bang!

1378
01:13:19,813 --> 01:13:21,940
Superman was my only friend,

1379
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:24,234
and I was afraid to lose that.

1380
01:13:24,568 --> 01:13:26,236
But you can't blame yourself.

1381
01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:28,321
I'm the only one to blame.

1382
01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:29,864
If I really was his friend,

1383
01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:31,783
I'd have been there for him
no matter what.

1384
01:13:32,993 --> 01:13:34,452
My father was right.

1385
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:36,955
My problem is me.

1386
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:44,296
I'm sorry.

1387
01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:46,423
Nah, man, you're good.

1388
01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,967
You're just finally
being real with yourself.

1389
01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:51,052
You can't have justice without truth.

1390
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:52,721
Thanks, ace.

1391
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,348
But it's too late.

1392
01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:58,768
Are you sure about that, perrito?

1393
01:13:58,852 --> 01:13:59,894
What do you mean?

1394
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,354
You're flying.

1395
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:02,521
What?

1396
01:14:03,607 --> 01:14:05,025
My powers.

1397
01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,234
I'm back!

1398
01:14:06,735 --> 01:14:09,237
The kryptonite has left the dog.

1399
01:14:09,738 --> 01:14:11,906
[Sniffs] That does
smell like sandalwood.

1400
01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:13,574
[Krypto grunts]

1401
01:14:19,331 --> 01:14:22,042
All right,
time to save the justice league.

1402
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,669
- [Speaks Spanish]
- Let's crack some skulls.

1403
01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,882
No, you've done enough.

1404
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,800
Um... say what now?

1405
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,386
I started this
with one best friend to save,

1406
01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:35,388
and now I have four more.

1407
01:14:35,472 --> 01:14:37,390
Aw. He means us.

1408
01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:40,727
I can't let you keep risking your lives
for my mistake.

1409
01:14:40,894 --> 01:14:45,231
But don't worry, when this is over,
I'm still taking you all to that farm.

1410
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,484
Pup, up and away!

1411
01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,112
You believe that dog?

1412
01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:54,908
Has an emotional breakthrough,
gets his powers back, and then bounces.

1413
01:14:55,075 --> 01:14:57,285
- I thought it was sweet.
- Me, too.

1414
01:14:57,452 --> 01:15:00,747
I'm medium on it, you know,
if I'm honest.

1415
01:15:18,473 --> 01:15:20,725
Time for the death of Superman.

1416
01:15:20,892 --> 01:15:22,686
[Krypto] I'm not so sure about that.

1417
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:26,815
Ugh! This guy again?

1418
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:27,940
[Snarls]

1419
01:16:00,432 --> 01:16:01,474
[Grunting]

1420
01:16:04,436 --> 01:16:06,604
Uh... [chuckles nervously]

1421
01:16:11,109 --> 01:16:12,819
Any last words?

1422
01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:15,071
Mmm! I love saying that.

1423
01:16:16,114 --> 01:16:17,741
Any last words?

1424
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,075
Ooh, it is fun.

1425
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:21,911
[Chuckling] Hey.
You liked my iittlejoke?

1426
01:16:21,995 --> 01:16:24,038
Lockin' you up in the cell.

1427
01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:26,666
That was funny, right? Right?

1428
01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:29,419
No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex.

1429
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:31,629
No, hey... what? Come on!

1430
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:34,716
[Laughs maniacally]

1431
01:16:34,799 --> 01:16:37,594
Yeah, I don't get paid
enough for this, no.

1432
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:39,971
Lock the gates.

1433
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,685
Ew, I can't wait that long.

1434
01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,812
Let's do it now. I want to do it now.

1435
01:16:49,689 --> 01:16:50,875
[Mark] Are you sure about this?

1436
01:16:50,899 --> 01:16:52,901
I mean, the kidnapping
we could get behind.

1437
01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:54,235
We liked the kidnapping,

1438
01:16:54,402 --> 01:16:56,154
but if you do this, they'll die.

1439
01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:57,363
That's the point.

1440
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,365
What did you think we were doing?

1441
01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:01,868
Mark, Keith, suffer.

1442
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:03,161
[Both screaming]

1443
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:05,622
[Krypto] Stand down.

1444
01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:09,834
Okay, krypto,
you are definitely stalking me now.

1445
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,377
I'm, like, creeped out.

1446
01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:12,295
[Gasps]

1447
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,588
Bye.

1448
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,135
[Gasps] Fly over there.

1449
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:21,054
You mean, toward the murder rodent?

1450
01:17:21,221 --> 01:17:22,347
Where is Superman?

1451
01:17:22,514 --> 01:17:23,640
You're too late.

1452
01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:27,018
I'm sending him back to the place
from whence he came from.

1453
01:17:27,185 --> 01:17:28,186
Boop!

1454
01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:35,693
[Laughing maniacally]

1455
01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:44,953
What's going on?

1456
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:46,913
Yeah, funny story.

1457
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,832
I turned my office into a rocket ship.

1458
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,166
All billionaires have 'em.

1459
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:51,584
It's true.

1460
01:18:00,677 --> 01:18:05,598
[Coughing] Krypto,
there's a bomb on the rocket.

1461
01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:08,268
When it leaves earth's atmosphere,

1462
01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:10,645
it'll implode.

1463
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,820
We're just coughing. Go!

1464
01:18:19,237 --> 01:18:21,155
I'm coming for you, Superman.

1465
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:25,159
Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast.

1466
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,454
[Screams]

1467
01:18:28,538 --> 01:18:30,248
{933931
[Lulu] who gets to live, doggy?

1468
01:18:30,415 --> 01:18:33,376
The man you love, or the woman he does?

1469
01:18:33,585 --> 01:18:35,503
You can't save them both on your own.

1470
01:18:43,428 --> 01:18:44,888
What's up, dog?

1471
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,348
Ugh! What is this? Paw patrol?

1472
01:18:47,515 --> 01:18:50,393
[Chuckles] I thought
I told you guys to stay put.

1473
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,187
When do we ever listen to you?

1474
01:18:53,980 --> 01:18:56,232
Boo! I'm bored!

1475
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:58,359
Let's get to the fiery crash.

1476
01:18:58,526 --> 01:18:59,861
[Screaming]

1477
01:19:01,738 --> 01:19:02,864
You save Superman.

1478
01:19:03,031 --> 01:19:04,866
- From a rocket?
- I trust you.

1479
01:19:05,909 --> 01:19:08,244
Okay, but from a rocket, though?

1480
01:19:10,705 --> 01:19:12,206
Hop on, y'all.

1481
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:16,711
Because this pig right here
is about to go ham.

1482
01:19:22,926 --> 01:19:23,926
[Gasps]

1483
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:27,679
[Both gasp]

1484
01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:31,267
Whoa!

1485
01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:47,241
[Screams]

1486
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:50,870
That thing took our Superman.

1487
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,581
She's goin' down.

1488
01:19:54,165 --> 01:19:57,001
[Pb grunts]

1489
01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:00,546
Merton, hit it.

1490
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:09,305
[Chip screaming]

1491
01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:16,854
[Chip] Ay!

1492
01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:22,151
It's over, hamster.

1493
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:23,486
Hamster?

1494
01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:28,324
A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil.

1495
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:37,750
A hamster is a chipmunk with
nothing interesting going on fur-wise.

1496
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:51,222
You're up, kid.
Open it like a can of tuna.

1497
01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:54,267
[Grunting]

1498
01:21:09,574 --> 01:21:11,576
Well, I loosened it for you.

1499
01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:15,163
Man, I hate bein' invulnerable.

1500
01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:17,874
Here we go.
This is gonna hurt tomorrow.

1501
01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:20,084
Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

1502
01:21:20,168 --> 01:21:22,003
Or, like, gotten a magic hammer
or something.

1503
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:24,797
[Grunts and screams]

1504
01:21:27,425 --> 01:21:28,968
[Alarm blaring]

1505
01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:36,684
[Alarm blaring]

1506
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:38,226
[Bomb exploding]

1507
01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:53,034
[Grunts]

1508
01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,118
Face it

1509
01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:56,871
- it's over.
- Huh?

1510
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:03,961
- [Grunts]
- Your Superman is no more,

1511
01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:07,131
and now his precious little dog
is about to...

1512
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:09,967
What? What is it?

1513
01:22:10,051 --> 01:22:11,278
Do I have something on my face?

1514
01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:13,429
Do I have a pimple?
Is it wet? Is it ready?

1515
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:15,014
Should I pop it? [Gasps]

1516
01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:29,028
Hey, guys. Big fan.

1517
01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:33,032
Um, you all see
the giant pig too, right?

1518
01:22:33,783 --> 01:22:35,118
No. How did they...

1519
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:36,869
You forgot one thing, Lulu.

1520
01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:39,705
Unlike you, I have friends.

1521
01:22:40,540 --> 01:22:41,749
[Lulu screaming]

1522
01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:07,817
[Panting]

1523
01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:12,864
You're right, you do have friends.

1524
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:15,825
But not for long.

1525
01:23:16,117 --> 01:23:18,202
[Dramatic music playing]

1526
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:48,024
[All screaming]

1527
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,373
Kneel before Lulu.

1528
01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:13,549
Oh, come on.

1529
01:24:14,926 --> 01:24:18,262
I said, kneel!

1530
01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:33,945
[Snarls]

1531
01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:36,280
Try to keep up, turtle.

1532
01:24:36,447 --> 01:24:37,448
Okay.

1533
01:24:38,199 --> 01:24:40,451
Porcine creature, follow my lead.

1534
01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:44,956
Batman works alone.

1535
01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:47,333
Except for Robin, and Alfred,

1536
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,085
commissioner Gordon,

1537
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:51,003
[pb screams]

1538
01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:52,755
[Upbeat music playing]

1539
01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:54,840
[Lulu screams]

1540
01:24:57,927 --> 01:24:59,679
Don't mess up my half-fro!

1541
01:25:06,894 --> 01:25:08,562
I am aquaman.

1542
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,444
[Laughs] Get it, squirrel!

1543
01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:16,696
[Batman] ...Justice league,

1544
01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,364
bat girl, bat woman,

1545
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:19,699
my it crew,

1546
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,909
whoever Morgan Freeman played...

1547
01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:23,411
Ah, what the heck.

1548
01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:28,582
[Lulu grunts]

1549
01:25:37,133 --> 01:25:38,133
[Snarls]

1550
01:25:38,801 --> 01:25:40,303
[All screaming]

1551
01:25:41,887 --> 01:25:43,014
[Grunts]

1552
01:25:50,855 --> 01:25:52,440
[Krypto grunting]

1553
01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:58,988
[Screams]

1554
01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:04,994
Watch, you pathetic pooch,
as I destroy everyone you care for.

1555
01:26:05,161 --> 01:26:08,539
And there's nothing in the world
you can do to stop me.

1556
01:26:14,962 --> 01:26:19,091
You're right, Lulu, there's nothing
I can do in this world to stop you.

1557
01:26:19,592 --> 01:26:21,093
What are you talking about, man?

1558
01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:24,513
And why was your syntax
so oddly structured in that sentence?

1559
01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:27,266
Keep an eye on supes for me.

1560
01:26:28,059 --> 01:26:29,268
Where's he going?

1561
01:26:29,602 --> 01:26:32,730
No. Not the solar paw punch.

1562
01:26:33,147 --> 01:26:34,565
The juice box thing?

1563
01:26:34,732 --> 01:26:36,359
But that'll kill him.

1564
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:38,736
Krypto, no.

1565
01:26:46,243 --> 01:26:47,787
You were right, ace.

1566
01:26:47,870 --> 01:26:49,038
Whoa, whoa!

1567
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,665
I am a few guineas short of a pig.

1568
01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:02,343
[Lulu] Ha!

1569
01:27:02,510 --> 01:27:06,180
[All grunting]

1570
01:27:06,263 --> 01:27:08,265
[Snarls]

1571
01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:13,396
[Ace] Well, when you love somebody,

1572
01:27:14,105 --> 01:27:16,232
and I mean, you really love them,

1573
01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:18,776
you gotta be willing to do
anything for 'em.

1574
01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:20,861
[Krypto] Even if it hurts?

1575
01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:23,989
[Ace chuckles] Especially then.

1576
01:27:32,289 --> 01:27:33,958
[Growls]

1577
01:27:35,209 --> 01:27:36,209
[All screaming]

1578
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:56,080
[Triumphant instrumental music playing]

1579
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,692
[Screams]

1580
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,668
[Screaming]

1581
01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:35,810
[Coughs]

1582
01:28:36,896 --> 01:28:40,524
- [Groans]
- Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

1583
01:28:40,608 --> 01:28:42,026
[Ace groans]

1584
01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:44,945
I think my teeth are still glowing.

1585
01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:47,072
You saved my life, man.

1586
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:50,534
Well, you were in the middle
of saving ours.

1587
01:28:51,535 --> 01:28:53,454
You know what they say about dogs.

1588
01:28:53,954 --> 01:28:57,625
[Chuckles nervously] So, something did
get through that super skull of yours.

1589
01:28:57,708 --> 01:28:59,502
Don't make me take it back.

1590
01:29:03,464 --> 01:29:05,674
- Bum, bum, bum.
- Bye.

1591
01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:11,347
What? What have you done to me?

1592
01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:13,599
I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?

1593
01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:16,894
- [Both laugh]
- Yeah!

1594
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:28,822
Oh, thank goodness you're okay.

1595
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,207
I'm happy for you, buddy.

1596
01:29:40,334 --> 01:29:41,794
You know krypto rescued me?

1597
01:29:41,961 --> 01:29:43,212
I know the feeling.

1598
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,590
He rescued me a long time ago.

1599
01:29:47,216 --> 01:29:49,260
He's a good dog.

1600
01:29:50,844 --> 01:29:51,844
[Barks]

1601
01:29:52,263 --> 01:29:54,848
[Chuckles] Come here, boy.

1602
01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:59,353
[Laughs] Hey.

1603
01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:03,566
I'm sorry, krypto.

1604
01:30:04,692 --> 01:30:07,361
You know you'll
always be my best friend.

1605
01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:09,989
And nothing can ever change that.

1606
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:16,787
Oh, one more thing.

1607
01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:21,917
[Chuckling] Oh.

1608
01:30:22,001 --> 01:30:26,088
Wow, look at that. I did have
this whole thing planned, but...

1609
01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:28,400
Oh, no, please, this is exactly
how I always pictured it.

1610
01:30:28,424 --> 01:30:31,135
Giant evil Guinea pig.
This was on my vision board.

1611
01:30:31,302 --> 01:30:32,386
Really.

1612
01:30:32,553 --> 01:30:34,096
You wanna keep going?

1613
01:30:34,263 --> 01:30:35,806
Yes, I would. Thank you.

1614
01:30:36,724 --> 01:30:38,601
Lois joanne Lane,

1615
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:41,895
make me the happiest Superman
in the universe.

1616
01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:43,647
- Will you...
- Yeah, okay!

1617
01:30:45,316 --> 01:30:46,900
[Coughing] Prenup.

1618
01:30:48,235 --> 01:30:49,278
[Barks]

1619
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:50,696
- Whoa!
- [Lois giggles]

1620
01:30:51,864 --> 01:30:52,864
[Toy squeaking]

1621
01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:55,951
Squeezy Bruce!

1622
01:30:56,118 --> 01:31:00,331
That better be a licensed toy,
or I will freak out.

1623
01:31:05,711 --> 01:31:06,711
Whoa.

1624
01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:10,424
Hey, don't worry. I got you.

1625
01:31:11,133 --> 01:31:12,134
[Sighs]

1626
01:31:13,344 --> 01:31:14,970
Okay, what's happening?

1627
01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,472
Wow, this is so weird.

1628
01:31:16,555 --> 01:31:18,932
Ah... so beautiful!

1629
01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:21,977
High-fiving so slow
when we're both really fast. Huh.

1630
01:31:23,479 --> 01:31:25,939
Princess Diana of Themyscira,

1631
01:31:26,565 --> 01:31:29,193
I humbly present myself, super hog,

1632
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:31,695
still brainstorming, to you.

1633
01:31:33,614 --> 01:31:36,158
You will be a mighty warrior.

1634
01:31:37,076 --> 01:31:38,869
And cuddle buddy.

1635
01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:43,082
Woe is me.

1636
01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:45,584
No one cares about the water guy.

1637
01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:48,712
This water guy does.

1638
01:31:48,879 --> 01:31:51,048
Hey, my name's Keith.

1639
01:31:52,716 --> 01:31:54,510
Aw, little piggy kisses.

1640
01:31:55,302 --> 01:31:56,553
[Cyborg] Hey, smokey.

1641
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,138
You're looking a little burnt out.

1642
01:31:58,305 --> 01:31:59,515
Need a light?

1643
01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:02,226
Oh, look at me! [Laughs]

1644
01:32:02,309 --> 01:32:04,645
- Aw, come here.
- I'm Mark. And your name?

1645
01:32:08,524 --> 01:32:11,694
So, you are a dog.

1646
01:32:12,194 --> 01:32:14,029
I am the Batman.

1647
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:16,407
Sorry, I'm not really
great with animals.

1648
01:32:16,573 --> 01:32:18,242
Yeah, I'm not really great with people.

1649
01:32:18,409 --> 01:32:20,828
Probably because
of my traumatic puppy hood.

1650
01:32:20,911 --> 01:32:23,247
As a child, my family was taken from me.

1651
01:32:23,330 --> 01:32:25,290
As a puppy, I was taken from my family.

1652
01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,000
So, I've steeled myself.

1653
01:32:27,084 --> 01:32:28,919
My emotions, always in check.

1654
01:32:29,002 --> 01:32:32,881
[Both] No one ever getting past
my impenetrable defenses.

1655
01:32:35,259 --> 01:32:37,052
Ah, what the heck?

1656
01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:40,055
[Laughs] Good boy.

1657
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,516
Okay, the Batman loves you, too.

1658
01:32:46,103 --> 01:32:47,396
Oh. Hey, pops.

1659
01:32:47,563 --> 01:32:49,857
- Yes, it is I, dog-El.
- [Sighs]

1660
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,025
Never eat chocolate.

1661
01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:53,861
That dog in the mirror is you.

1662
01:32:54,862 --> 01:32:56,280
Fireworks suck!

1663
01:32:56,447 --> 01:32:58,365
Tell Gail I said hey!

1664
01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:01,952
Looks like you worked everything out
with Superman.

1665
01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:04,997
Thanks to your advice,
I made some new friends, too.

1666
01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:07,207
And now I've gotta bring them
to Smallville.

1667
01:33:07,374 --> 01:33:09,501
I promised them
that it would be their new...

1668
01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:13,338
[All laughing]

1669
01:33:13,922 --> 01:33:15,132
Home.

1670
01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:29,313
["Sing along" playing]

1671
01:33:42,785 --> 01:33:44,953
Hey, chip-tonite,
how's it going with Jessica?

1672
01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:47,581
We're getting pretty close
as person and pet.

1673
01:33:47,748 --> 01:33:49,333
She even put a ring on it.

1674
01:33:52,211 --> 01:33:54,296
Nice costume game, pb.

1675
01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:57,591
Thanks! It even has magnets.

1676
01:34:07,810 --> 01:34:09,019
How long is this gonna take?

1677
01:34:09,102 --> 01:34:11,522
I got a hot date
with two firemen's helmets.

1678
01:34:11,605 --> 01:34:13,273
Spoiler alert, they're twins.

1679
01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:19,987
[Barks]

1680
01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:29,998
You're late.

1681
01:34:30,082 --> 01:34:32,793
Sorry, me and the dark knight
were playing a little bit of fetch.

1682
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:34,419
Have you met chewperman?

1683
01:34:34,503 --> 01:34:35,587
[Toy squeaking]

1684
01:34:35,754 --> 01:34:37,089
So disrespectful.

1685
01:34:37,256 --> 01:34:38,382
Y'all started it.

1686
01:34:38,799 --> 01:34:40,133
So, what's the mission?

1687
01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,300
We can answer that.

1688
01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:45,931
Okay, our intel indicates
a dog has been mutated.

1689
01:34:46,098 --> 01:34:47,099
This could be dangerous.

1690
01:34:47,266 --> 01:34:48,475
We have to stop him.

1691
01:34:48,642 --> 01:34:49,726
Tighten your collars.

1692
01:34:49,893 --> 01:34:51,103
We've got work to do.

1693
01:34:52,771 --> 01:34:55,315
I ate the fed ex guy.

1694
01:34:57,067 --> 01:34:58,527
Hey, I know that dog.

1695
01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:01,405
He's giant and blue
and about to crush us.

1696
01:35:01,572 --> 01:35:05,075
Can't crush what we have.
Say it back.

1697
01:35:05,242 --> 01:35:07,786
Come on. Come on.

1698
01:35:07,870 --> 01:35:09,746
Can't crush what we have.

1699
01:35:10,038 --> 01:35:11,373
[Growls]

1700
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,252
Super-pets, activate!

1701
01:35:22,634 --> 01:35:24,636
["Message in a bottle" playing]

1702
01:37:48,864 --> 01:37:50,157
[Lex] Hello?

1703
01:37:50,323 --> 01:37:52,492
Excuse me. It's me.

1704
01:37:52,826 --> 01:37:55,787
Are any adorable animals
going to let me out?

1705
01:37:55,871 --> 01:37:57,456
Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

1706
01:37:57,539 --> 01:37:58,915
Nope.

1707
01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:00,541
[Sighs]

1708
01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:03,045
I always knew
this is how it would end for me.

1709
01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:06,006
I always knew
this is how it would end for me.

1710
01:38:06,757 --> 01:38:07,757
[Beeping]

1711
01:38:16,558 --> 01:38:19,061
Oh. It's you. Hi.

1712
01:38:19,394 --> 01:38:20,394
Let's be honest.

1713
01:38:20,437 --> 01:38:23,065
The two of us are the real brains
behind this operation.

1714
01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:24,398
Forget Lex.

1715
01:38:24,816 --> 01:38:26,151
We should team up.

1716
01:38:26,318 --> 01:38:28,403
So, what do you say?

1717
01:38:29,404 --> 01:38:31,782
You wanna come live
in a studio apartment?

1718
01:38:33,283 --> 01:38:34,367
Like, with you?

1719
01:38:34,451 --> 01:38:38,121
Like, pet-owner situation? Let me think.

1720
01:38:38,205 --> 01:38:41,666
Yes, yes! The answer is yes!

1721
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,127
So, just something to know about me.

1722
01:38:44,211 --> 01:38:46,046
I'm passionate about world domination,

1723
01:38:46,129 --> 01:38:48,715
and my nails need to be trimmed
twice a month.

1724
01:44:09,244 --> 01:44:10,245
[Barks]

1725
01:44:10,328 --> 01:44:11,328
[Toy squeaking]

1726
01:44:11,830 --> 01:44:12,830
Fetch!

1727
01:44:20,964 --> 01:44:21,964
[Toy squeaking]

1728
01:44:22,882 --> 01:44:24,342
That's my toy.

1729
01:44:24,426 --> 01:44:27,137
Then, why is it in my mouth?

1730
01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:30,723
Superman.

1731
01:44:31,182 --> 01:44:32,559
Black Adam.

1732
01:44:33,518 --> 01:44:34,978
Your owner's a hero, too?

1733
01:44:35,645 --> 01:44:37,188
Antihero.

1734
01:44:37,355 --> 01:44:40,567
It's basically exactly like
a regular hero except way cooler.

1735
01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:43,987
You make up your own rules,
and then you break them.

1736
01:44:44,112 --> 01:44:47,073
Also, you can ignore most moral
and ethical conventions

1737
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:49,159
because no one can stop you.

1738
01:44:49,617 --> 01:44:51,870
Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.

1739
01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,455
Antihero.

1740
01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:57,167
If he's anti a hero,
then isn't he a villain?

1741
01:44:57,333 --> 01:45:00,378
Admit he's an antihero
or black Adam will destroy you.

1742
01:45:00,545 --> 01:45:01,880
Very villain thing to do.

1743
01:45:02,046 --> 01:45:04,174
It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

1744
01:45:04,340 --> 01:45:06,676
Well, whatever he is,
I bet he can't fly to pluto.

1745
01:45:07,010 --> 01:45:08,928
Oh, yeah? Watch him.

1746
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:15,393
- [Toy squeaks]
- My toy.