1 00:01:39,114 --> 00:01:41,602 I bet you've been gettin' a lot of, uh... 2 00:01:41,674 --> 00:01:46,627 Churchills, probably Mandela. 3 00:01:47,754 --> 00:01:49,608 Some de Gaulles. 4 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:55,110 I'd have to go with, uh... Anwar Sadat. 5 00:01:55,177 --> 00:01:57,665 Anwar Sadat? 6 00:01:57,737 --> 00:01:59,624 - The former Egyptian president. - Right. 7 00:01:59,688 --> 00:02:02,274 No, no. Two years at the paper, I never heard that one. 8 00:02:02,345 --> 00:02:07,974 I'd have to say Sadat. Talk about standing up to political and popular pressure. 9 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,855 I'd like to think that I had those kind of balls. 10 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,571 There's a guy who did not die in vain. He died for peace. 11 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,495 Any ideas you'd die for, Governor? 12 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,454 Obviously I'd die for this country. 13 00:02:19,528 --> 00:02:22,943 - I served, you know, not in Vietnam but Desert Storm. - Right. The Bronze Star. 14 00:02:23,016 --> 00:02:25,350 There wasn't a lot of shit to get into there, but I was in it. 15 00:02:25,415 --> 00:02:28,644 What I meant was, would you take a bullet... 16 00:02:28,712 --> 00:02:33,283 to advance abortion rights, flat taxes, things you've been behind for years? 17 00:02:33,351 --> 00:02:36,831 I'd like to think that I'd die for civil rights. 18 00:02:36,903 --> 00:02:39,270 Jesus! 19 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,845 Jesus Christ! What the... Governor! Governor! 20 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,439 Governor Hathaway! 21 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:52,925 Christ! What the... Governor! Governor! Jesus! 22 00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:06,565 Yes! No... A car... 23 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,997 I'm under a br... 24 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:40,157 Somebody's obviously in the car. The governor is in the water. 25 00:03:45,252 --> 00:03:47,586 Yes, Governor Hathaway is in the water. 26 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,715 You gotta send somebody out... 27 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,693 No, no, I want to see the car come out of the water. 28 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,618 - Back it up. - Rewind! 29 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:09,179 - You okay? - I don't know about this, Fiona. 30 00:04:09,251 --> 00:04:11,225 Governor, excuse me. 31 00:04:11,299 --> 00:04:14,845 Bottom line. You put your ass on the line out there. This guy from the Post... 32 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:16,954 Paul Smith is his name. 33 00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:20,288 He's describing what you did as if you should get the Medal of Honor. 34 00:04:20,354 --> 00:04:24,282 That isn't the reality, is it? She died. In the end, that's the reality. 35 00:04:24,354 --> 00:04:26,241 There's one reality here, Governor. 36 00:04:26,306 --> 00:04:28,313 The people have given you Reagan-like approval numbers. 37 00:04:28,386 --> 00:04:31,288 - Last week were in the 50s, today you were at 82. - Look at it this way. 38 00:04:31,361 --> 00:04:33,783 That girl died. That's a tragedy. 39 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,760 But you did everything you could possibly do to save her. 40 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:40,129 They couldn't save the Alamo, either, but everyone who died there's a hero. 41 00:04:40,194 --> 00:04:44,088 - We're at a commercial. You're almost up, okay? - Okay. 42 00:04:44,161 --> 00:04:46,136 Show your remorse, but don't be broken. 43 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:49,526 You're a national leader now. Think that way. 44 00:04:49,601 --> 00:04:53,757 - Is Bert on our side? - Absolutely. 45 00:04:53,825 --> 00:04:55,712 - Three, two, one. - This is it. 46 00:04:55,777 --> 00:04:57,664 After this, everything will be on our side. 47 00:04:57,729 --> 00:05:00,631 He has long been considered at the top of President Evans's list... 48 00:05:00,705 --> 00:05:04,960 to fill the vacancy left by the death of the vice president three weeks ago. 49 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:10,556 But after the heroics that have become the stuff of national legend... 50 00:05:10,624 --> 00:05:14,398 Governor Hathaway has become the nation's choice... 51 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:17,846 to take on the post of the heir-apparent to the presidency. 52 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,702 - Governor, thank you for joining us. - Thank you, Bert. 53 00:05:20,768 --> 00:05:26,136 That's a nasty bit of business, what happened on that river. Nasty. 54 00:05:26,207 --> 00:05:31,706 It's a damn shame you were the unlucky bastard in that spot. 55 00:05:31,775 --> 00:05:36,510 Six and a half years in the White House, press still hasn't gotten wind of these bastards. 56 00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:40,536 Yeah, pretty, uh... 57 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,356 pretty heroic, what you tried. 58 00:05:46,142 --> 00:05:50,070 Just like everybody's been saying, very, uh... 59 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:53,524 - Pure Audie Murphy. - Thank you, sir. I only wish... 60 00:05:53,598 --> 00:05:55,900 If it was me, I don't know if I would've dove in there. 61 00:05:55,966 --> 00:05:59,282 Might have. But honestly, I don't know. 62 00:06:00,574 --> 00:06:03,989 Well... 63 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:08,502 At least for once, the press is turning one of us into a hero. 64 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:14,167 What was it like? 65 00:06:14,237 --> 00:06:17,052 It was... It was cold. 66 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:21,459 Oh, sure, this time of year. You were risking your life saving that woman. 67 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:25,427 - The cold alone could've snapped you like a twig. - It was dark under the water. 68 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,664 The headlights were on. So were the interior lights. 69 00:06:30,204 --> 00:06:32,571 I could see her face. 70 00:06:32,636 --> 00:06:36,280 She was very pretty. Young. 71 00:06:36,348 --> 00:06:38,520 - She was terrified. - Wow. 72 00:06:38,588 --> 00:06:41,009 It was like she was being buried alive. 73 00:06:41,084 --> 00:06:43,353 She looked at me. 74 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:47,795 And then she had this look of helplessness. 75 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:51,250 I, I tried to pull at the door, but, uh... 76 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:54,290 I needed air, you know? 77 00:06:54,363 --> 00:06:57,178 I couldn't... 78 00:06:57,243 --> 00:07:01,171 No. By the time I got back down to the car, she was dead. 79 00:07:03,963 --> 00:07:08,119 Her face was frozen in that look. She carried that look of terror... 80 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:10,041 right into her death. 81 00:07:10,106 --> 00:07:12,495 You did more than most men would. 82 00:07:12,571 --> 00:07:15,156 I wonder. 83 00:07:17,883 --> 00:07:23,098 Look, Jack, it's just not gonna happen. I can't nominate you. 84 00:07:23,162 --> 00:07:26,293 I can't put you up. 85 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,013 We can't have another Chappaquiddick. 86 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:33,304 - I tried to save her. Kennedy ran away, remember? - You failed. 87 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,857 Nobody's saying it was your fault, but you failed. 88 00:07:35,929 --> 00:07:39,158 It's a bad beef, Jack. 89 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,680 You're one of the leaders of this party, a rising star... 90 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,055 but you've got a Republican-heavy Judiciary. 91 00:07:44,121 --> 00:07:46,488 They're not gonna give a rat's ass about that. 92 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:50,676 They're not gonna care about your years of service or what you've done for education. 93 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:55,633 This would be it. A girl died and... 94 00:07:55,704 --> 00:07:57,843 - This administration needs a smooth confirmation. - You let it happen. 95 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,799 We had a rocky time over the crime bill. 96 00:07:59,865 --> 00:08:03,661 Can't have any more obstacles put in front of us. 97 00:08:05,336 --> 00:08:10,322 Well, I appreciate you telling me personally, Mr. President. 98 00:08:10,392 --> 00:08:12,399 I'll, uh... 99 00:08:12,472 --> 00:08:15,057 I'll support whoever you select, of course. 100 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,200 I know that. 101 00:08:17,271 --> 00:08:19,889 You're the future of the Democratic Party... 102 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:22,326 and you always will be. 103 00:08:24,407 --> 00:08:27,506 Well, there's a boatload of press out there. 104 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,444 I don't think you should avoid them. 105 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,537 Take it easy, Jack. 106 00:08:35,606 --> 00:08:38,127 I don't understand this, Kermit. 107 00:08:38,199 --> 00:08:41,133 Six years ago I was the best man for the job, and I'm still the right guy. 108 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:43,573 - I have a great relationship with Runyon... - Listen to me. 109 00:08:43,638 --> 00:08:46,321 - Isn't there something we can do about this? - Believe me, I've tried. 110 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:50,994 He's made up his mind. Filling this slot may well be his swan song. 111 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:53,712 Wants to be careful with it. Let's not push it. 112 00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:55,821 Why not keep in his good graces? 113 00:08:55,894 --> 00:08:58,676 You're a good man, Jack. Want to see the governor out? 114 00:08:58,741 --> 00:09:01,611 - Jerry, you want to come in? - Yes, sir. 115 00:09:03,893 --> 00:09:06,381 Mr. President, Jerry's here. 116 00:09:06,454 --> 00:09:10,577 That was as rough as it comes. Never seen anybody look so defeated. 117 00:09:10,645 --> 00:09:13,133 - Yeah, poor son of a bitch. - Mr. President? 118 00:09:13,205 --> 00:09:16,139 Saw the governor out there. Looks like he had the shit kicked out of him. 119 00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:19,692 If I have any more caffeine, I'll be voting for the flat tax. 120 00:09:19,764 --> 00:09:22,732 I got this tea from the Greek ambassador. 121 00:09:22,804 --> 00:09:26,798 Go on, sit. Never thought of Greece as a tea-producing country... 122 00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:31,058 but, Jesus Christ, if this isn't the tea to end all teas. 123 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:37,424 Well, looks like Jack Hathaway's had a shitty week. 124 00:09:37,491 --> 00:09:41,517 So Hathaway, he's out? That's solid? 125 00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:44,522 That leaves us with Malloy or Hanson. 126 00:09:44,596 --> 00:09:47,595 It's gotta be Hanson. Malloy's out. 127 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,864 - Now, Mr. President, I think you know... - It's Hanson. 128 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:55,687 You know how I feel. Hanson may have turncoated our way, but a turncoat's a turncoat. 129 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:59,789 We've had a vacancy for three weeks. The nation's moved from mourning to anxiety. 130 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:04,747 I need a vice president. And I need a person who's gonna reflect my politics. 131 00:10:04,818 --> 00:10:09,487 - Fill it with Frank Malloy. - No, no. Malloy's got an inflammation of ambition. 132 00:10:09,555 --> 00:10:13,929 He won't be doing his job. He'll be preparing to do mine. He's not even my second choice. 133 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:16,391 If it doesn't work with Hanson, we're gonna go back to Hathaway. 134 00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:21,736 - Do you think Hanson's a team player? - Senator Hanson is gonna work. 135 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:26,152 And it's the job of you two to make sure that confirmation gets through. 136 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:30,219 - I need to know I can count on you. - Of course you can. 137 00:10:30,545 --> 00:10:34,538 The president and I discussed several issues, including the vice presidency. 138 00:10:34,609 --> 00:10:40,043 - Did the president offer you the position? - I asked him to withdraw my name. 139 00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:43,462 Don't answer it, please. 140 00:10:43,537 --> 00:10:47,148 I gotta get it. It's the red line. 141 00:10:47,216 --> 00:10:50,828 No, no, no, no. 142 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:54,638 Hanson here. 143 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:57,006 Yeah, of course I'll hold. 144 00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:59,461 Shh. Quiet. 145 00:10:59,536 --> 00:11:04,292 Hello, sir! I'm great, sir, thank you. Yes. 146 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:08,012 - As a matter of fact, we're watching him on C-SPAN now. - No names were discussed. 147 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:12,302 Yes, she is. One second, sir. 148 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,669 It's the president. He wants to talk to you. 149 00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:18,478 You wanna speak to him? 150 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:22,285 Hello, sir. This is Senator Hanson speaking. 151 00:11:29,391 --> 00:11:31,496 Oh, Christ. 152 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:40,974 That's what the prick said to you? "We can't have another Chappaquiddick." 153 00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:42,893 No, not Evans. Newman said the thing about Chappaquiddick. 154 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,292 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 155 00:11:45,358 --> 00:11:47,693 That doesn't even make any sense, Jack. 156 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,612 You weren't some drunk who drove your car... 157 00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:52,328 off a bridge and abandoned the whore you were fucking to die. 158 00:11:52,397 --> 00:11:54,601 That's what I told them. Not in those words. 159 00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:58,793 This is the second time they fucked us over. 160 00:11:58,861 --> 00:12:01,000 - Did he say who he was going with? - No. 161 00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:04,866 - It's gonna be Malloy. Fucking Frank Malloy. - That's what I'm hearing. 162 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,810 Jack, he isn't worthy of... 163 00:12:07,885 --> 00:12:11,234 - This isn't happening to me. - You can go. 164 00:12:11,309 --> 00:12:14,822 You're gonna take it up the ass. Want to bend over and make their job a little easier? 165 00:12:14,893 --> 00:12:17,096 You understand what's going on here? 166 00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:19,172 This is it. 167 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:22,986 The whole fucking plan, Jack, everything, was to get to this point. 168 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,441 We have one shot at this, and it's gone! 169 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:31,015 And you're gonna mope around like some 12-year-old girl who can't get a date to the dance? 170 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,090 "Frank Malloy, that's what I'm hearing." 171 00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:37,058 - What would you like me to do? - I'd like you to give a shit. 172 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:41,736 I'd like you to call Shelly Runyon back and get this fucking thing fixed! 173 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:46,080 - Why not? - You've already gone over it. It's done, ancient history. 174 00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:48,359 I don't feel reconciled about it yet. 175 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:57,444 - I'll think about it. - No, I think it's fine. 176 00:12:57,514 --> 00:13:00,809 Okay, I'm not convinced. 177 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,914 Thanks. 178 00:13:02,986 --> 00:13:06,335 You sure you want to have alcohol on your breath the first time you meet the president? 179 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,930 - No, you're right. - No offense. Just wondering. 180 00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:11,457 I'm married to the vice president, huh? 181 00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:15,621 Whoa, whoa. I haven't been confirmed yet. I haven't even been asked yet. 182 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,959 You know what we gotta do pronto? We gotta start working Runyon. 183 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:21,091 - Runyon's gonna be a problem. - Why is Runyon gonna be a problem? 184 00:13:21,161 --> 00:13:24,008 - 'Cause he's head of Judiciary. - But the Senate takes care... 185 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,823 Everything but the vice president. Twenty-fifth amendment doesn't specify... 186 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,158 who runs the show on that confirmation. 187 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,520 Rumor has it that the House has advise and consent on this one. 188 00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:36,676 - Runyon lobbied just hard enough to get his committee the gig. - Yeah, I think he did. 189 00:13:36,745 --> 00:13:39,396 I know his number-two guy, Ted Baker. We went to college together. I'll phone him. 190 00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:43,326 - I'll start pummeling him. - No, no, no. Don't say anything to him yet. 191 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,749 - Why? - Let's get it on our own merit for now. 192 00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:49,409 You know what? I'm not gonna argue with you. 193 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,797 Not only are you right, but you're about to meet the president, and you look great. 194 00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:56,036 - Doesn't she look great? - Yeah, she looks great. 195 00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:58,144 What do you think, Stevenson? 196 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:02,406 I'd go for the number six, slightly right of center, sir. 197 00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:04,359 That's what I was thinking. 198 00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:08,417 That's what I was thinking. 199 00:14:08,488 --> 00:14:10,375 How's your average? 200 00:14:10,439 --> 00:14:14,694 - One forty-five last time out, sir. - That's not bad. 201 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:24,512 No! 202 00:14:24,582 --> 00:14:27,550 That's what I get for my leftist tendencies. 203 00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:30,557 - Senator Hanson and her husband are here. - Bring 'em in. 204 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,485 Yes, sir. 205 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:36,095 - I'm gonna need some time with the senator. - Yes, sir. 206 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,646 - Senator! - Mr. President. 207 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:43,066 - You remember my husband. - Will Hanson. The McMahon campaign. 208 00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:47,266 We tried to steal your husband away. He runs a hell of a campaign. 209 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:51,806 You gave me nightmare visions of having to return to my law practice. 210 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:55,106 - Hi. Jackson Evans. - Lewis Hollis. 211 00:14:55,174 --> 00:14:57,890 - What was the first name? - Hollis. 212 00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:00,891 - No, Lewis is my first name. - Lewis. Welcome, Lewis. 213 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:04,226 So, have you guys been down here before? 214 00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:06,496 - No. - Johnson, he, uh... 215 00:15:06,564 --> 00:15:08,452 built it in '65. 216 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:12,345 Right now some terrorist camp in Libya is being spared a bombing raid... 217 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:16,576 because I'm obsessed with beating my 150 average. 218 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:20,736 - You guys bowl? - Once in a while. 219 00:15:20,804 --> 00:15:22,658 What's your average? 220 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,512 - Seventy. - I don't have one. 221 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,711 Hungry? You want some lunch before we speak? 222 00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:30,234 No, thank you, sir. 223 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,919 I saw this movie once where the president... 224 00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:37,369 is just tickled that anything he wants to eat he can get in a moment's notice. 225 00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:39,996 Here. Turns out, it's the perk of the century. 226 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,922 - Otto? - Yes, Mr. President? 227 00:15:41,987 --> 00:15:46,177 Sorry for the late notice. For lunch, could you arrange coq au vin... 228 00:15:46,243 --> 00:15:49,309 with a side of penne? 229 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,615 - Spicy or mild? - Spicy. 230 00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:55,359 And, uh... Oh... 231 00:15:55,426 --> 00:15:59,004 - hazelnut pudding for dessert. - No problem, sir. 232 00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:01,529 One day I'll catch him napping. 233 00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:05,792 - Anyway, how much did we win that one by? - 61 to 33, sir. 234 00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:09,655 It's pretty easy getting over things when you win. 235 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:13,526 I guess Sudan is where the press will make its first hay. 236 00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:17,758 I think if we announce, the press might have other things on its mind. 237 00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:22,201 But you know, Sheldon Runyon and Jack Hathaway have been friends for years. 238 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,754 And Runyon is going to come after me with all guns blazing. 239 00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:30,942 Senator, why do we have to worry about Shelly Runyon's guns when I control the atomic bomb? 240 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:34,970 We'll introduce you to the Cabinet in one hour. I'll make the announcement then. 241 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,943 - That's fine, Mr. President. - That's the way Jerry Ford did it with Rockefeller. 242 00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:40,951 I always thought it was pretty damn classy. Have we notified the networks? 243 00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:44,374 Oh, yes. All the pundits are in a guessing feeding frenzy. 244 00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:47,743 Box of Malomars says they've already anointed Malloy. 245 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:51,670 - You look great, by the way. Just great. - Thank you, sir. 246 00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:56,118 Okay, guys, one hour, the Cabinet Room. 247 00:16:56,191 --> 00:16:58,493 Off to the races! 248 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,072 - Senator, is this what you're gonna wear? - She looks fine. 249 00:17:02,144 --> 00:17:04,315 - No, she does. - You look beautiful, Senator. 250 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:06,325 - Thank you. - Very becoming. 251 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,254 I think it works. 252 00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:10,298 Let me explain how this is gonna work. 253 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,789 In a minute, POTUS is gonna come in, make an announcement... 254 00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:15,732 - introduce you to the vice presidential designate. - Jerry. 255 00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:18,905 We hear the president's decision is Malloy. Can you confirm this? 256 00:17:18,974 --> 00:17:22,684 In ten seconds you're gonna have your answer. So calm down. 257 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:27,006 All right. Then after he's made... Dave. 258 00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:30,103 I'm gonna give you guys 20 minutes for questions and answers. 259 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,825 So keep them short and, hopefully, sweet. 260 00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:35,228 And you can roll starting now. 261 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:38,359 I'll introduce him in five... thousand... 262 00:17:38,429 --> 00:17:43,131 four... thousand, three... thousand, two. 263 00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:46,972 Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. 264 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:53,979 Welcome. Good afternoon. Please. 265 00:17:54,045 --> 00:17:58,584 - Thank you for coming here on such short notice. - Laine Hanson, from Ohio. 266 00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:02,395 As I embarked on the task of selecting a vice president... 267 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:05,111 I was driven by the emotion of wanting to make a choice... 268 00:18:05,181 --> 00:18:08,661 that would've made Troy Ellard, my friend, proud. 269 00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:12,595 Senator Laine Billings Hanson of Ohio is that person. 270 00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:14,676 Sherri, you are first. 271 00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:19,832 Ms. Hanson, do you feel being a woman played any type of role in the president's decision? 272 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,348 Well, I, uh... First I would like to say... 273 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,965 what an honor it is to be here before you in this position. 274 00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:31,312 And I hope to serve up to the standards which President Evans set for me in that introduction. 275 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:34,999 Thank you so much, sir. To answer your question... 276 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:39,060 - First rate, Mrs. Hanson. - Thank you. I learned a lot from Will. 277 00:18:39,131 --> 00:18:41,651 Ah, yes, Will. 278 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,632 You, sir, are gonna have to make yourself scarce. 279 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:48,179 - No, of course. I'll give you your privacy. - No, I mean scarce. 280 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,421 During the confirmation period, I want you out of sight. 281 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:53,043 - Pardon me? - A wife there behind her husband... 282 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:55,383 is perceived as supportive. 283 00:18:55,450 --> 00:19:00,338 A husband following around behind his wife is perceived as a puppeteer. 284 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,865 - But I think... - No, honey. I think Mr. Newman's right on. 285 00:19:02,938 --> 00:19:04,793 Let Hollis handle the day-to-day... 286 00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:07,443 - and I'll be the man behind the curtain. - Where do we go from here? 287 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:11,474 The FBI's gonna have to do an extensive background check. 288 00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:14,807 - Director Friend will handle the investigation. - Yes, we made sure of that. 289 00:19:14,873 --> 00:19:18,036 Just about every aspect of your life will be uncovered. 290 00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:21,072 Your bank accounts, your medical reports. 291 00:19:21,145 --> 00:19:24,276 - What am I forgetting? - Correspondence to government agencies, speeches... 292 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:28,600 When Nelson Rockefeller was confirmed, they had over 300 agents working on him. 293 00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:31,795 They had a lot more life and cash to investigate, huh? 294 00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:35,792 We'll do our own background check in case anything falls through the cracks, to be safe. 295 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:39,661 At the same time, the House will... Come in. 296 00:19:39,736 --> 00:19:42,191 The House will put together its bipartisan subcommittee... 297 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,322 of the Judiciary to interview you and advise and consent to your nomination. 298 00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:48,628 Shelly Runyon's running the show there. 299 00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:52,492 Cheyenne, Wyoming, you're on with Vice President Designate Laine Hanson. 300 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,836 - Larry, how are you? - I'm fine. Thanks for calling. 301 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:58,002 I just wanted to say to the senator that... 302 00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,111 all of Cheyenne is with her. 303 00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:03,958 We think she's absolutely great for the country and this administration. 304 00:20:04,023 --> 00:20:06,925 - Congratulations. - What's the question, sir? 305 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:10,796 I wanted to ask the senator, if she could pick one person from history... 306 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:14,351 to serve as her model for how to behave in office, who would that be? 307 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,041 Good question, Senator. 308 00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:20,885 Hey, guys. Nice to see you. 309 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:25,839 - Sorry to barge in on you. - No, no, no, no. I'm just watching your girl. 310 00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:29,258 - First female prime ministers? - They were great leaders. 311 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:31,374 Would you put Thatcher in that category? 312 00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:33,682 No, I don't think so. 313 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:37,524 - You know what? I would have to say Thomas Jefferson. - A man? 314 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:40,371 - She's something, isn't she? - I don't really know her. 315 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:44,627 We served together a few years ago, and, I guess... 316 00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:47,628 we just ended up in different company. 317 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:51,443 - Take a seat. - Congressman, the president asked us to come down here. 318 00:20:51,509 --> 00:20:54,891 He'd like to let you know he'd appreciate your support in the senator's confirmation. 319 00:20:54,964 --> 00:21:00,015 - Really? - He asked me directly, Shell. 320 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,801 But the president didn't consider it important enough to ask me personally? 321 00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:06,480 You know it's important. It's the old man's swan song. 322 00:21:06,548 --> 00:21:09,036 Putting a woman in office means something to him. 323 00:21:09,107 --> 00:21:11,758 Laine Hanson's the absolute best choice. 324 00:21:11,828 --> 00:21:16,585 You don't believe that. Come on. You're too smart. 325 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:19,180 Look, I don't mind she's a woman... 326 00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:23,442 but I'm not confirming a woman just because she's a woman. 327 00:21:23,507 --> 00:21:26,376 Laine Hanson has an extra burden. 328 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,517 She's has to come on the world stage with perfect credentials. 329 00:21:29,587 --> 00:21:31,692 Margaret Thatcher didn't have perfect credentials. The world respected her. 330 00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:36,018 The world accepted Margaret Thatcher because they knew she had to answer to Ronald Reagan. 331 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:40,425 A woman better be pretty damn qualified to have nobody to answer to... 332 00:21:40,498 --> 00:21:44,808 and Laine Hanson is not that. 333 00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:47,533 Look me in the eyes and tell me... 334 00:21:47,603 --> 00:21:52,075 that Laine Hanson is your first choice for the vice presidency. 335 00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:57,353 Laine Hanson is my absolute first choice. 336 00:21:59,889 --> 00:22:02,311 I'd so want you in my poker game. 337 00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:09,512 Country needs a smooth confirmation. 338 00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:11,439 The president needs a smooth confirmation. 339 00:22:11,505 --> 00:22:15,017 The country needs a competent vice president. 340 00:22:15,089 --> 00:22:17,358 Excuse me a minute. 341 00:22:17,424 --> 00:22:21,254 There's only one person in the world that has that phone number. 342 00:22:21,329 --> 00:22:25,289 So who's the second choice? 343 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,913 We haven't really settled on anybody yet. 344 00:22:27,984 --> 00:22:31,846 Tell me, if Laine Hanson were to be hit by a flying car... 345 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,407 who would the president then select? 346 00:22:38,096 --> 00:22:41,259 I think the president still likes Jack Hathaway, Congressman. 347 00:22:47,503 --> 00:22:49,064 You know... 348 00:22:49,136 --> 00:22:53,543 Jack Hathaway, there's a good man... for a Democrat. 349 00:22:53,615 --> 00:22:57,161 There's a man I would say would have... 350 00:22:57,231 --> 00:22:59,816 a smooth confirmation. 351 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,375 - Jack Hathaway? - Smooth as a baby's ass. 352 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,959 - He's already taken himself out of it, so... - Right. 353 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:08,419 Right! Well, who the hell knows? 354 00:23:08,494 --> 00:23:11,625 Perhaps Lainey will shock the world... 355 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,833 by pulling out her brilliance... 356 00:23:13,902 --> 00:23:16,487 and erudition at the hearings that none of us know she has. 357 00:23:16,558 --> 00:23:19,111 So, Shelly, can we ask for basic fairness? 358 00:23:19,182 --> 00:23:23,524 - Fifty-fifty, Democrat and Republican at the hearings? - Of course you can. 359 00:23:34,061 --> 00:23:37,443 Congressman! Congressman! Mr. Runyon. 360 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,517 Just wanted to steal you for a second. I'm Reg Webster. 361 00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:44,779 - Oh, you're one of Stoney's boys? - Uh, no. 362 00:23:44,845 --> 00:23:46,885 You staff or intern? 363 00:23:46,956 --> 00:23:50,252 Actually I'm a representative. Reginald Webster of Delaware. 364 00:23:50,317 --> 00:23:53,633 Oh, fuck me. I'm sorry, Webster. What can I do for you? 365 00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:57,800 - I'm running late. - I was hoping I could grab your attention for a second. 366 00:23:57,868 --> 00:24:00,966 - What's the skinny? - Well, uh... 367 00:24:01,036 --> 00:24:05,706 - I'm late, Mr. Webster. - I understand a chair's opened up in the committee... 368 00:24:05,772 --> 00:24:07,714 and I'd like to put my name forward. 369 00:24:07,788 --> 00:24:10,406 I believe you'll find me industrious and hardworking. 370 00:24:10,476 --> 00:24:13,705 The Judiciary�s for senior members. 371 00:24:13,771 --> 00:24:17,087 Wheeling was in for five terms before we let him in. 372 00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:19,530 My hands are tied. There's nothing I can do. 373 00:24:19,595 --> 00:24:22,050 Shelly, I've been trying to reach you for five days. 374 00:24:22,123 --> 00:24:25,156 - I left you 32 messages. - Well, leave me a 33rd. 375 00:24:25,227 --> 00:24:27,944 - Where you from? - Delaware. 376 00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:32,135 Oh, yeah, you were... You knocked Emory Bettis out. 377 00:24:32,203 --> 00:24:34,723 Emory used to be in the Thursday night game. 378 00:24:34,794 --> 00:24:37,249 He was always good for a few hundred bucks. 379 00:24:37,322 --> 00:24:39,743 I guess he ran his campaign like he played poker. 380 00:24:39,818 --> 00:24:43,812 I take it you have a predisposition. 381 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,974 - About the confirmation, I mean. - No. Actually, I'm 100% objective. 382 00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:51,108 - Mmm. Do you have a dictionary, Mr. Webster? - Yeah. 383 00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:54,625 Take a Magic Marker, cross out the word "objectivity." 384 00:24:54,697 --> 00:24:59,399 Your constituents want you for your opinions, your philosophy... 385 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:02,018 for your subjectivity. 386 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:09,990 Laver has to duck out of the way of that one. 387 00:25:10,056 --> 00:25:13,766 One that Laver can't get. He's still trying to recover. 388 00:25:16,105 --> 00:25:19,334 And he zings another powerful forehand past Laver. 389 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,670 See that, Tim-Tim? Know what we call that? 390 00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:24,932 - We call that topspin. You know how we get topspin? - Uh-huh. 391 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,066 - Yeah? Tell me. - 'Cause Baby Jesus made topspin. 392 00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:29,991 What? 393 00:25:30,056 --> 00:25:32,390 - Baby Jesus gave it topspin. - Jesus? 394 00:25:32,456 --> 00:25:34,976 Ah! Why do you say that? 395 00:25:35,048 --> 00:25:39,488 - Because Baby Jesus made everything. - Yeah? Who told you that? 396 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,927 Miss Moyer in kindergarten, and Mommy says... 397 00:25:41,991 --> 00:25:45,373 - I have to listen Miss Moyer. - Wow, this is news to me. 398 00:25:45,447 --> 00:25:49,670 I gave up my career trying to strike that nonsense out of the public school system. 399 00:25:49,735 --> 00:25:51,939 Maybe I ought to put him in public school, then. 400 00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:53,861 Remember what I told you about moving your grip down... 401 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,382 - and to the left? - Uh-huh. 402 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:59,586 - Go see if Dad's found his bathing suit yet. - Gimme a hug. 403 00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:03,938 Yeah. Thanks, champ. 404 00:26:09,094 --> 00:26:12,672 - They are paid to teach, not... - To preach. 405 00:26:12,742 --> 00:26:15,906 I know, but he's six years old, and he also believes in the tooth fairy... 406 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:20,382 - and that George Washington never told a lie. - Well, it drives me crazy. 407 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:23,388 - Mary, wanna turn the ball machine off? - Yes, Mr. Governor. 408 00:26:27,077 --> 00:26:28,932 Thanks for seeing me, Dad. 409 00:26:28,997 --> 00:26:31,331 - Why wouldn't I see you? - Partisanship. 410 00:26:31,398 --> 00:26:34,845 I gotta love at least one Democrat. 411 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:43,196 You know, Dad, I'm getting some reports that you might not be ready to back me. 412 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,658 That you're opposed to my confirmation... 413 00:26:45,733 --> 00:26:47,456 - You've heard quotes? - No, I haven't heard. 414 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,142 Just that we should expect to be reading of your opposition. 415 00:26:50,212 --> 00:26:52,895 Pardon my Swahili, but you're being led a line of pure bullshit. 416 00:26:52,964 --> 00:26:58,147 - I haven't said a word. - Maybe it's just that. Maybe you've been quiet. 417 00:26:58,212 --> 00:27:00,798 - I hate the press. - I know, Dad. 418 00:27:00,868 --> 00:27:04,250 - When I left the mansion, I swore I would never talk to them. - I remember. 419 00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:09,277 - I suppose you're gonna force my hand on this, huh? - You wouldn't have to say much. 420 00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:11,256 - Just a little something. - Okay, okay. 421 00:27:11,331 --> 00:27:14,560 I, uh... 422 00:27:14,627 --> 00:27:16,700 I'll call back Joe Glynn at the Times. 423 00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:19,192 He's okay. He'll write it up well. 424 00:27:19,267 --> 00:27:21,852 I once leaked him some shit about Buchanan. Damn near won him the Pulitzer. 425 00:27:21,922 --> 00:27:24,159 - Thanks, Dad. - Sure. 426 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:26,081 Thanks. 427 00:27:26,147 --> 00:27:29,627 What would you do, or have done, in my case? 428 00:27:29,699 --> 00:27:33,822 Well, when your president asks you to jump... 429 00:27:33,891 --> 00:27:36,279 it's hard not to jump, that's for sure. 430 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:38,940 But you remember what Ben Franklin said about the vice presidency. 431 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:41,660 What did he say? I didn't talk to him this week. 432 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:46,486 He said he ought to be addressed as "Your Superfluous Excellency." 433 00:27:46,562 --> 00:27:49,758 In the past ten years, I've enjoyed the kind of power the vice presidency can't offer. 434 00:27:49,825 --> 00:27:52,280 Why would anybody want to give that up? Am I crazy? 435 00:27:52,353 --> 00:27:55,702 Baby, power is where power goes. 436 00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:58,941 - Think you can beat me? - Uh, yeah. Okay. 437 00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:01,758 Hey, Tony! 438 00:28:01,825 --> 00:28:04,192 Foul! 439 00:28:04,257 --> 00:28:07,901 Can't trust those fuckin' people. 440 00:28:07,969 --> 00:28:12,638 Speaking of which, Mr. Webster, it turns out you're a Democrat. 441 00:28:12,704 --> 00:28:15,966 I, uh, wasn't keeping it a secret. 442 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:20,288 Sad to say, I don't think I can bring you aboard the committee, son. 443 00:28:20,352 --> 00:28:23,964 Ray Spies makes all the decisions regarding the other party. 444 00:28:24,032 --> 00:28:26,072 - It's a courtesy. - But not a requirement. 445 00:28:26,143 --> 00:28:28,761 - It's not, that's true. - If Ray Spies interviewed me... 446 00:28:28,831 --> 00:28:31,220 he'd refuse to put me on the committee even for a minute... 447 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:33,270 because he'd find out that when it comes to Laine Hanson... 448 00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,732 I went to my dictionary and crossed off the word "objectivity." 449 00:28:35,807 --> 00:28:40,314 Are you suggesting Mrs. Hanson may not be your first choice for vice president? 450 00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:44,442 I'm suggesting that Laine Hanson has stricken our party with policies and attitudes... 451 00:28:44,511 --> 00:28:47,261 that are best served across the aisle from where she came. 452 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:50,709 I take it, like most members of your party... 453 00:28:50,783 --> 00:28:53,849 your selection would be Governor Hathaway. 454 00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:55,828 Governor Hathaway's a great man. 455 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:59,447 He's a visionary, a bona fide hero. 456 00:28:59,518 --> 00:29:03,675 - But he withdrew his name from consideration. - Minds can be changed. 457 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:08,215 - How much discretion can I count on from you? - A hundred percent, sir. 458 00:29:08,286 --> 00:29:10,424 - Even from your own leadership? - I said a hundred percent. 459 00:29:10,494 --> 00:29:15,033 Good. Good man. Good man. 460 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:18,679 I think if I make the rounds, do the Sunday morning talk shows... 461 00:29:18,749 --> 00:29:21,946 raise the level of the game a bit, outtalk her on the issues... 462 00:29:22,014 --> 00:29:26,585 Issues? What kind of fucking campaigns are they running in Virginia? 463 00:29:26,653 --> 00:29:30,231 Not the kind I'm used to. Jack, this whole thing with the girl drowning... 464 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:32,156 It's bullshit! 465 00:29:32,221 --> 00:29:35,254 - I was there, Shelly. The president told me himself. - It's an excuse. 466 00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:39,797 Jackson Evans has chosen to make putting a woman in office his swan song. 467 00:29:39,868 --> 00:29:43,348 Laine Hanson is the only reasonable choice in your party. 468 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:46,835 He's not going with Boxer. She's too liberal. 469 00:29:46,908 --> 00:29:49,690 He's not going with Jones because she's older than he is. 470 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,690 - There's Winslet. - She's not coming off the Supreme Court. 471 00:29:52,764 --> 00:29:56,408 Laine Hanson is attractive. She's a looker. 472 00:29:56,475 --> 00:30:00,501 The mere fact that she was a Republican means that she can't be too far to the left. 473 00:30:00,571 --> 00:30:02,513 It's a perfect pedigree. 474 00:30:02,588 --> 00:30:06,843 We can't get you in by convincing him you're the right man for the job. 475 00:30:06,907 --> 00:30:11,097 We have to convince him that she's wrong. Once we do that, you're in. 476 00:30:11,163 --> 00:30:13,913 And Toliver, he's as much as told me... 477 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,051 I'm not going for a low blow. It's not my way. 478 00:30:16,123 --> 00:30:18,010 You won't have to. 479 00:30:18,075 --> 00:30:20,922 We have to go after her. We have to make her wade in her own blood. 480 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,768 - Who did you say you were? - I'm Makerowitz. 481 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:26,485 - Makerowitz. - I'm sorry. That doesn't mean much to me. 482 00:30:26,554 --> 00:30:29,620 - Web got somebody... - A friend of the Hathaway campaign. 483 00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:32,373 Who is footing the not-too-unimpressive bill of Mr. Makerowitz. 484 00:30:32,442 --> 00:30:34,297 Private citizen wants to do their own investigation... 485 00:30:34,362 --> 00:30:38,966 What exactly are you trying to find out? Campaign irregularities, bribes? 486 00:30:39,034 --> 00:30:40,976 - Isn't that the FBI's responsibility? - Yes, it is. 487 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:43,984 But the FBI would not find anything. All of her money is tied up in blind trusts. 488 00:30:44,058 --> 00:30:48,530 The kind of improprieties you're talking about, I think that only helps her. 489 00:30:48,601 --> 00:30:52,463 Personally, I think the nation would be relieved to know that just because she's a woman... 490 00:30:52,537 --> 00:30:56,214 - it doesn't mean she can't be as ruthless as the rest of us. - Governor? 491 00:30:56,281 --> 00:30:59,412 You ever stabbed a man in the navel? You? 492 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,033 Me? No, I haven't. 493 00:31:02,105 --> 00:31:04,244 Stab a man in the navel, and that's all she wrote. 494 00:31:04,313 --> 00:31:07,215 Bleeding is so swift and severe, it wouldn't matter if Jesus put His healing hand on the wound... 495 00:31:07,288 --> 00:31:09,143 the bastard is dead. 496 00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:11,347 We have to gut the bitch in the belly. 497 00:31:11,416 --> 00:31:13,685 We all have to understand, we're going to obliterate her life... 498 00:31:13,752 --> 00:31:16,948 but it will get you the vice presidency. 499 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:35,148 - Hey, Dog! - Lewis, how you doin'? 500 00:31:35,223 --> 00:31:38,736 Wow, that's a plate of food! 501 00:31:38,807 --> 00:31:41,108 You didn't have to dress up for me. 502 00:31:41,175 --> 00:31:44,436 I had to accompany the senator to the Gridiron Lunch. 503 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:49,292 If John Q. Public could see the money that the knuckleheads that run this country... 504 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:52,017 spend on these lunches, there would be a second revolution. 505 00:31:52,086 --> 00:31:57,301 I'm telling you, there is some money spent on these stupid lunches. 506 00:32:00,022 --> 00:32:02,607 - What is this? - It's the reason you're here. 507 00:32:02,678 --> 00:32:05,395 You can't let anybody know where you got this from. 508 00:32:05,462 --> 00:32:08,015 If Runyon found out I gave this to you... 509 00:32:08,086 --> 00:32:11,021 he'd fire me, and I don't want him as an enemy. 510 00:32:11,093 --> 00:32:14,639 That's Lainey Hanson getting gang-banged. 511 00:32:14,709 --> 00:32:17,164 Looks like something out of Hustler. 512 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:19,855 That's her for sure. 513 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:29,300 I know it's hard to tell with her... her face in someone's crotch... 514 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,331 but that's her, man. 515 00:32:32,404 --> 00:32:35,154 Why are you showing me this? 516 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,839 I will not be party to an ambush. 517 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:42,258 Why are you showing me this, Ted? 518 00:32:43,892 --> 00:32:46,478 Okay. 519 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:51,086 I want out of Runyon's office. And I thought maybe you could get me on staff... 520 00:32:51,155 --> 00:32:54,003 This is the best you could come up with? This shit? 521 00:32:54,067 --> 00:32:56,652 This is shit. 522 00:32:58,131 --> 00:33:01,197 Read the deposition of the LaVamere lady. 523 00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:06,096 She was putting on a sex show. 524 00:33:06,163 --> 00:33:08,748 - How long did this go on for? - It was hours. 525 00:33:08,819 --> 00:33:10,990 - How many hours? - Three or four. 526 00:33:11,059 --> 00:33:13,393 Which one? Three or four? 527 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,914 Three, I guess. 528 00:33:15,987 --> 00:33:19,216 In her defense, she was drunk. 529 00:33:19,282 --> 00:33:22,216 To be honest, once she finished fucking and sucking those two assholes... 530 00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:25,967 she was carried into another room, and boys were going in and out of there... 531 00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:28,139 but I don't know if she was fucking them. 532 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:31,559 When she came out, she was covered in cum. It was awful. 533 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:35,376 Excuse me, Counselor. I, um... 534 00:33:35,442 --> 00:33:37,351 - May I? - Of course. 535 00:33:37,425 --> 00:33:43,054 Just to clarify, why exactly was Mrs. Laine Hanson... 536 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:47,245 Strike that. Laine Billings involved in this, uh... 537 00:33:47,313 --> 00:33:49,452 appalling and disgusting behavior? 538 00:33:49,521 --> 00:33:51,430 - That's... That's what's important. - Exactly. 539 00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:54,854 Thank you. It's great to see you guys. 540 00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:57,133 There you go. 541 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,884 Thank you so much for your support. Thank you. 542 00:34:01,264 --> 00:34:03,119 Thank you. 543 00:34:09,232 --> 00:34:11,087 - Hey. - Hey, Madam Senator. 544 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,039 - How you doing? - I'm okay. 545 00:34:13,104 --> 00:34:16,137 I wish you'd heard the speech. That line you gave me about... 546 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:19,142 "If we can put a man on the moon, then why can't we put all men on the moon?" 547 00:34:19,215 --> 00:34:21,103 It was perfect. It really broke the ice. 548 00:34:21,168 --> 00:34:24,517 - Great audience for that, huh? - Yeah, it was great. 549 00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:28,301 What's goin' on? 550 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,472 Uh... 551 00:34:30,543 --> 00:34:33,161 well, it looks like Runyon or somebody close to him... 552 00:34:33,231 --> 00:34:35,849 has been running a little private investigation... 553 00:34:35,919 --> 00:34:39,181 looking for stuff that the Feds wouldn't even touch. 554 00:34:39,247 --> 00:34:41,735 - It's, um... - Yeah? 555 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,929 What is it? 556 00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,626 What... 557 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:33,540 - He doesn't know anything about it. - You're asking me to step down? 558 00:35:33,612 --> 00:35:36,514 I'm asking you to do what's in the best interest of the party... 559 00:35:36,588 --> 00:35:39,108 and this president. 560 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:44,067 Well, I'm sorry. I can't do it, not over this. 561 00:35:44,139 --> 00:35:45,994 He's not going to allow me or himself... 562 00:35:46,059 --> 00:35:49,158 to get shot down over what would've been a private sexual encounter. 563 00:35:49,228 --> 00:35:53,254 - Some swan song for the old man, huh? - It's fuckin' awful. 564 00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:57,993 The senator got a little wild when she was 19. What is the big deal? 565 00:35:58,059 --> 00:36:00,164 Let me explain the big deal to you. 566 00:36:00,235 --> 00:36:03,268 The people of this nation can stomach quite a bit. 567 00:36:03,338 --> 00:36:07,910 But one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of cock. 568 00:36:07,978 --> 00:36:12,735 You don't have to use... Look. Let's use the word "alleged." 569 00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:17,033 They got photos! They got witnesses! They got the "alleged" slut... 570 00:36:17,098 --> 00:36:18,953 Hey! Let me tell you something. 571 00:36:19,018 --> 00:36:21,254 I'm her husband first. I don't tolerate talk like that. 572 00:36:21,322 --> 00:36:24,933 - Will, calm down. - You better get used to it, Will. 573 00:36:25,002 --> 00:36:28,963 Especially when not even your wife will defend herself. 574 00:36:33,642 --> 00:36:38,082 Give me something, Laine. Anything. 575 00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:41,928 Hell, just deny it. Why don't you just deny it? 576 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:48,647 It is simply beneath my dignity. 577 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,946 Dignity! Right. 578 00:37:08,552 --> 00:37:13,287 We'll just have to make this all not worthwhile for Mr. Runyon. 579 00:37:13,352 --> 00:37:15,970 What have you got on the distinguished gentleman from Illinois? 580 00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:18,559 Some pretty good stuff. 581 00:37:18,631 --> 00:37:21,413 - S.E.C. Investigation, 1985. - You got stocks? 582 00:37:21,479 --> 00:37:23,868 I want something embarrassing! 583 00:37:23,943 --> 00:37:27,107 Something sexual! 584 00:37:27,175 --> 00:37:29,182 Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing. 585 00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:32,124 - Cows! I don't give a goddamn! - Come on, Kermit. 586 00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:34,141 If we do that, we're no better than he is. 587 00:37:34,215 --> 00:37:37,182 We are no better than he is. 588 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:40,570 There's nothing there. He got married when he was 21. 589 00:37:40,646 --> 00:37:42,533 There's no evidence he ever cheated on his wife. 590 00:37:42,598 --> 00:37:45,500 Too bad we're not running in France. We could really nail him on that one. 591 00:37:47,942 --> 00:37:49,982 When do you have your lunch with him? 592 00:37:50,054 --> 00:37:52,704 With Shelly Runyon? I'm not having lunch with him. 593 00:37:52,773 --> 00:37:55,140 Friday, 1:00. It's scheduled tomorrow. 594 00:37:55,205 --> 00:37:57,572 It's automatic. He's committee chairman. 595 00:37:57,637 --> 00:38:00,223 It was set up. S.O.P. 596 00:38:20,068 --> 00:38:22,076 - Laine. - Shelly. 597 00:38:23,588 --> 00:38:26,883 I'm sorry I started. You were late. 598 00:38:26,948 --> 00:38:29,370 - I'm not too late, I hope. - A minute or two. 599 00:38:29,444 --> 00:38:32,761 - Were you tied up with anything? - No, sorry. I'm just late. 600 00:38:32,836 --> 00:38:35,650 - Hi, Clem. You too. - Senator, nice to see you. 601 00:38:35,715 --> 00:38:38,585 - I ordered you the porterhouse. - No, I don't eat meat. 602 00:38:38,659 --> 00:38:41,823 - I'll have the penne. - You should really... Mmm. 603 00:38:41,891 --> 00:38:45,208 - Try the steak. Ask Hugo to burn it on the outside. - No, thank you. 604 00:38:45,283 --> 00:38:47,705 I really don't eat meat. I'll just go ahead with the penne. 605 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:50,235 - Spicy? - Yes, please. Thanks. 606 00:38:53,027 --> 00:38:57,948 So, how are... Will and the boy? 607 00:38:58,019 --> 00:38:59,993 Let's forego the small talk today, Shelly. 608 00:39:00,066 --> 00:39:04,409 - It'll make me feel cheap. - Let the big talk begin. 609 00:39:07,522 --> 00:39:09,944 Have you seen this? 610 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:12,767 That's my... That's my file on you, Senator. 611 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:15,168 - Mm-hmm. - How did you get it? 612 00:39:15,234 --> 00:39:18,267 Have you read it yet? 613 00:39:18,338 --> 00:39:20,247 How did you get it? 614 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,693 Have you read it? 615 00:39:25,762 --> 00:39:29,656 - What do you have to say for yourself? - With all due respect... 616 00:39:29,729 --> 00:39:31,616 um, Senator... 617 00:39:31,681 --> 00:39:34,496 - it doesn't matter what I have to say for myself. - Oh, it doesn't? 618 00:39:34,561 --> 00:39:39,962 It seems to me, Mr. Chairman, all you can claim about me... claim, is that I had sex... 619 00:39:40,032 --> 00:39:42,137 - Deviant sex. - Who says it was deviant? 620 00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:44,063 I do. 621 00:39:44,128 --> 00:39:46,583 And what I say, the people will believe. And you know why? 622 00:39:46,656 --> 00:39:50,485 Because I'll have a very big microphone in front of me. 623 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,873 Wow, you must really hate me, Shelly. 624 00:39:54,944 --> 00:39:58,806 I don't hate you. It's not possible to hate you. You're... 625 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,141 What the hell was it that Reynolds called you the other day? 626 00:40:02,207 --> 00:40:05,436 Groovy. You're a groovy chick. 627 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:09,115 No, what I, um, do detest is your selfishness. 628 00:40:09,183 --> 00:40:12,445 I have served this nation without regard for personal income for over ten years. 629 00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:16,821 You are selfish because you want to take on a job that positions you to assume... 630 00:40:16,895 --> 00:40:19,066 a mantle of gigantic responsibility... 631 00:40:19,135 --> 00:40:21,469 and you do it full well with the knowledge... 632 00:40:24,607 --> 00:40:26,778 Of what? 633 00:40:26,847 --> 00:40:28,701 What? 634 00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:33,020 Greatness is the orphan of urgency, Laine. 635 00:40:33,086 --> 00:40:36,217 Greatness only emerges when we need it most... 636 00:40:36,286 --> 00:40:40,181 in times of war or calamity. 637 00:40:40,254 --> 00:40:43,549 I can't ask somebody to be a Kennedy or a Lincoln. 638 00:40:43,614 --> 00:40:46,232 They were men created by their times. 639 00:40:46,302 --> 00:40:50,295 What I can ask for is the promise of greatness. 640 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,464 And that, Madam Senator... 641 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,476 you don't have. 642 00:40:59,005 --> 00:41:01,460 Well, then... 643 00:41:01,533 --> 00:41:04,532 I just wouldn't be using sex as leverage... 644 00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:07,866 if I were you, Sheldon. 645 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:10,486 Because there's one thing you don't want. 646 00:41:10,557 --> 00:41:14,451 It's a woman with her finger on the button who isn't getting laid. 647 00:41:14,524 --> 00:41:18,997 Will that be the argument the senator offers up before the committee? 648 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:48,464 Sir? Can I get you something to drink? 649 00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:50,481 - Uh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. - You sure? 650 00:41:50,555 --> 00:41:52,824 No, great. Thanks a lot. 651 00:42:24,986 --> 00:42:27,255 - Ah, Mr. Webster. - Mr. President. 652 00:42:27,321 --> 00:42:29,175 - Good to see you. - It's an honor, sir. 653 00:42:29,241 --> 00:42:31,826 - I've been meaning to have you up here for some time. - Really? 654 00:42:31,897 --> 00:42:36,916 Excuse me. Willie? Thank you, Willie. 655 00:42:36,985 --> 00:42:40,367 Yeah, you betcha. You unseated that old bastard Bettis. 656 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,830 He must've voted against me 70 percent of the time. 657 00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:46,450 You know what this is? That's a shark steak sandwich. 658 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,691 Fucking shark steak. 659 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,826 - You want half? - Uh, no, thank you. 660 00:42:51,896 --> 00:42:56,020 - Are you a vegan? Had lunch? - No. Uh... 661 00:42:56,088 --> 00:43:00,844 So you choose not to break bread with the president of the United States? 662 00:43:02,264 --> 00:43:04,653 Thank you. 663 00:43:04,727 --> 00:43:08,851 When I was in the Senate, Bettis could always be counted to leave half a grand at the poker table. 664 00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:12,116 Always stayed in, never folded. Always wanted that miracle card. 665 00:43:12,183 --> 00:43:13,873 - That's good, isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 666 00:43:13,943 --> 00:43:16,660 Now, Truman, he was a poker player. 667 00:43:16,726 --> 00:43:19,661 Damn fine one, as I understand it. 668 00:43:19,735 --> 00:43:22,102 Son, I understand you may be making a mess of our plans... 669 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:24,468 to put Laine Hanson into the vice president mansion. 670 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,950 Right now, sir, I cannot see supporting Laine Hanson. 671 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:31,121 - How old are you? - Me, I'm 28. 672 00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:36,853 And at that age and experience, you think you're the one to sit and judge Mrs. Hanson? 673 00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:39,406 Well, that's the whole point, isn't it? 674 00:43:39,478 --> 00:43:41,844 I am, sir. 675 00:43:43,702 --> 00:43:48,371 Mr. Webster, I'm asking you to lay off... 676 00:43:48,438 --> 00:43:50,477 as a personal favor. 677 00:43:50,549 --> 00:43:53,419 It's one thing to break ranks and vote against my candidate... 678 00:43:53,493 --> 00:43:56,046 but to actively attack her from the bench, that's another. 679 00:43:56,117 --> 00:43:58,899 Mr. President, I just don't believe in Laine Hanson... 680 00:43:58,964 --> 00:44:01,299 especially when we have at our disposal Governor Hathaway. 681 00:44:01,365 --> 00:44:03,569 He's a party loyalist and genuine hero. 682 00:44:03,637 --> 00:44:07,827 And I cannot and shall not vote for a candidate simply because she's a woman. 683 00:44:07,893 --> 00:44:11,024 I am nothing if I do not follow my heart, sir. 684 00:44:11,092 --> 00:44:13,481 I envy you. 685 00:44:13,557 --> 00:44:15,945 I do. You know why? 686 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:20,755 Because someday, years from now, you're gonna come in here with your family... 687 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:23,951 and you're gonna look up at my painting... 688 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:26,889 and you'll be able to say to them, your kids and grandkids... 689 00:44:26,963 --> 00:44:30,607 "Way back then I defied my president. 690 00:44:30,676 --> 00:44:34,799 It cost me my reelection, kept me out of politics forever. 691 00:44:34,867 --> 00:44:38,577 I was on the track to maybe one day end up here... 692 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:41,512 destined to make the kind of changes in this country... 693 00:44:41,587 --> 00:44:44,402 that only great men, given the right time and place, can make... 694 00:44:44,467 --> 00:44:48,744 and I have none of that now, but that's okay... 695 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:52,975 because I did what was in my heart." 696 00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:57,352 The heart, it can never be wrong, can it, Mr. Webster? 697 00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:04,203 Mmm. Delicious. You got a little... 698 00:45:08,689 --> 00:45:10,893 Hi. 699 00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:13,100 I'm Jack Hathaway. How are you? 700 00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:16,585 Hi, sir. Um... 701 00:45:16,658 --> 00:45:20,847 Ow. I'm Special Agent Willomina. Sure is good of you to meet me. 702 00:45:20,913 --> 00:45:23,880 It's a pleasure. How can I help you? 703 00:45:23,953 --> 00:45:29,070 I know you're busy, so this will be as routine as it gets. 704 00:45:29,137 --> 00:45:33,031 - Did my girl offer you coffee or something to drink? - Oh, yes, she did. 705 00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:35,209 She was very nice, your girl. 706 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,255 Yes, she is. She's very nice. 707 00:45:37,329 --> 00:45:41,485 So like I said, I just want to cross a couple of T's, little stuff. 708 00:45:41,552 --> 00:45:45,381 It's all just part of the process. 709 00:45:45,456 --> 00:45:48,587 By the way, sir, I was real impressed with your graciousness... 710 00:45:48,655 --> 00:45:51,884 - on the whole Senator Hanson thing. - Oh? 711 00:45:51,952 --> 00:45:54,155 You know, in supporting her. Real gracious. 712 00:45:54,223 --> 00:45:58,446 Well, as you know, I withdrew my name from consideration. 713 00:45:58,511 --> 00:46:00,104 Right. Right. 714 00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:03,884 And I think she's a real fine choice. Anybody that knows her knows that. 715 00:46:03,951 --> 00:46:06,919 How long have you known her? 716 00:46:06,991 --> 00:46:10,984 - Oh, well, actually, I don't really... - I'm sorry. 717 00:46:11,055 --> 00:46:13,160 When you said, "Anybody that knows her"... 718 00:46:13,231 --> 00:46:16,264 - I know people who know her. - Uh-huh. 719 00:46:16,335 --> 00:46:20,426 - I'm happy to give you their names, if you'd like. - Great. 720 00:46:20,494 --> 00:46:24,291 I don't really know her, but I've seen her several times at functions... 721 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:28,971 and, uh, I think she'll do a real good job. 722 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:32,876 Sir, can I just say that... 723 00:46:32,942 --> 00:46:35,691 I was really hoping you'd go for the position... 724 00:46:35,758 --> 00:46:37,896 especially after what happened on the Apachaway. 725 00:46:37,965 --> 00:46:39,907 I think people would think, in the back of their minds... 726 00:46:39,982 --> 00:46:44,204 "This here's a guy who takes risks when the right thing's at stake." 727 00:46:44,270 --> 00:46:47,750 - Lifesaver? - No, thanks. 728 00:46:47,821 --> 00:46:51,749 Anyway, some real bad luck, your being right there. 729 00:46:51,821 --> 00:46:54,122 Not if I'd been able to save her. 730 00:46:54,188 --> 00:46:58,661 No, no, in the crabbing area. 731 00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:01,732 It's just that you were fishing for bass, so... 732 00:47:01,805 --> 00:47:05,187 That probably explains why we didn't catch anything. 733 00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:10,475 You fish in the Apachaway a lot, so I thought that you would know that, but... 734 00:47:10,540 --> 00:47:12,548 I don't fish a lot. 735 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:16,515 - I thought your equipment was pretty sophisticated, but... - There's a difference... 736 00:47:16,588 --> 00:47:18,955 between wanting to fish and having time to fish. 737 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:20,481 Tell me about it. 738 00:47:20,555 --> 00:47:25,225 - And he freed the slaves and won the Civil War. - That's right! 739 00:47:25,292 --> 00:47:27,201 He was probably our greatest president. 740 00:47:27,275 --> 00:47:30,820 - Even greater than George Washington? - It's a running debate. 741 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:33,990 - Laine Hanson. - Oh, Mr. President. 742 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:36,514 And you must be one Timothy Hanson. 743 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:40,165 Timothy Muskie Hanson. 744 00:47:40,235 --> 00:47:44,129 Well, Timothy Muskie Hanson, how would you like a great big cookie? Any kind. 745 00:47:44,202 --> 00:47:46,657 - No, thank you. - Any kind at all. 746 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,290 Oatmeal, white chocolate... 747 00:47:48,362 --> 00:47:50,784 Actually, we just had dinner, but thanks. 748 00:47:50,858 --> 00:47:54,371 In that case, shall we have our picture taken, young man? Hmm? 749 00:47:54,442 --> 00:47:58,468 - How do I look? - Your tie's a little crooked. 750 00:47:58,538 --> 00:48:01,887 Well, can't take a picture like that. Will you straighten it for me? 751 00:48:06,537 --> 00:48:10,628 Your mommy tells me you know more about the presidents than most grown-ups. 752 00:48:10,697 --> 00:48:13,599 - I like to study them. - Mmm! Me too. 753 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:16,258 I think we're ready for business, Dennis. 754 00:48:16,329 --> 00:48:19,526 - Sir. - You must be very proud of your mom. 755 00:48:19,593 --> 00:48:23,237 Yeah, being the vice president is better than being the president. 756 00:48:23,304 --> 00:48:25,475 Oh, I'm sure you're right. 757 00:48:25,544 --> 00:48:28,893 'Cause nobody wants to shoot the vice president. 758 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:34,434 So, you must be feeling pretty excited about now. Please sit. 759 00:48:34,504 --> 00:48:37,188 - Hmm? - Well, I think I'm a little nervous. 760 00:48:37,256 --> 00:48:40,387 Well, good! Good. Night before a confirmation hearing. 761 00:48:40,456 --> 00:48:43,074 Anything else, I would've withdrawn your name. 762 00:48:43,144 --> 00:48:46,210 - What about this Webster, sir? - Ah, one second. Anybody here hungry? 763 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,346 - No, thanks. - No, sir, I'm not. Thanks. 764 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:54,533 Otto, could you whip up some Kung Pao chicken, but with walnuts? 765 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,454 No problem, sir. 766 00:48:56,519 --> 00:49:00,480 Ah, the kid. Met him. You know this young congressman, Webster? 767 00:49:00,551 --> 00:49:02,820 No, sir, I don't. 768 00:49:02,887 --> 00:49:07,643 No matter. He reminds me of me when I was his age. That's bad. 769 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:13,407 K, you need to put out word that no matter what this kid does... 770 00:49:13,478 --> 00:49:15,649 nobody's to give him a hard time. 771 00:49:15,718 --> 00:49:19,493 He's misguided, but he's got something. And one day, who knows? 772 00:49:19,558 --> 00:49:23,900 All right, sir. I'm sure the senator can handle Mr. Webster. 773 00:49:23,974 --> 00:49:25,884 There is one concern we need to... 774 00:49:25,957 --> 00:49:29,372 Oh, right, concern. Laine? 775 00:49:29,445 --> 00:49:33,722 K told me about your little sexual romp in college. 776 00:49:33,797 --> 00:49:36,896 Shit. Tomorrow is the 17th. 777 00:49:36,966 --> 00:49:40,032 - Glenda? - Yes, sir? 778 00:49:40,101 --> 00:49:44,127 Tomorrow is Jacobson's birthday. Have you got something for the son of a bitch? 779 00:49:44,197 --> 00:49:46,531 Yes, sir. You got him a leather-bound Don Quixote. 780 00:49:46,597 --> 00:49:49,346 Oh, good. Good gift. Metaphorical gift. 781 00:49:49,413 --> 00:49:52,641 He'll be trying to figure out why I got him that forever. 782 00:49:52,709 --> 00:49:54,847 Ah, were you married at the time? 783 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:58,232 Uh, I was a freshman in... 784 00:49:58,308 --> 00:50:01,439 You know, sir, I'm just not going to comment on the whole thing. 785 00:50:01,508 --> 00:50:03,483 It's beneath me and it's beneath the press. 786 00:50:03,556 --> 00:50:05,977 That's the way to go. Fuck the press. Senator Hanson does not kiss and tell. 787 00:50:06,052 --> 00:50:10,721 - It's perfect. - Maybe I was too rough on Shelly in Hartford. 788 00:50:10,788 --> 00:50:15,457 Then this would all be moot, 'cause you wouldn't be president, sir. 789 00:50:15,523 --> 00:50:17,378 You know what? 790 00:50:17,443 --> 00:50:20,759 Married, unmarried, One guy, two guys, the whole football team. 791 00:50:20,835 --> 00:50:22,974 Who the fuck cares? 792 00:50:23,044 --> 00:50:28,411 You just look those bastards in the eye and tell them exactly that. 793 00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:30,392 These guys, they're gonna confirm you. 794 00:50:30,467 --> 00:50:33,402 But they want to embarrass you in the process. 795 00:50:33,475 --> 00:50:36,606 They want to send you into this administration as a virus. 796 00:50:36,675 --> 00:50:38,529 So you have only one choice. 797 00:50:38,595 --> 00:50:43,002 - Yes, sir? - Don't... be embarrassed. 798 00:50:46,754 --> 00:50:49,437 Two hours, gentlemen. 799 00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:54,045 It is now up to us to light the spark... 800 00:50:54,114 --> 00:50:57,343 which will result in a moral uprising, so that we may have... 801 00:50:57,409 --> 00:51:01,916 a new birth of national honesty... 802 00:51:01,986 --> 00:51:04,091 and decency. 803 00:51:04,162 --> 00:51:07,063 And sometimes in this process... 804 00:51:07,137 --> 00:51:10,137 you will question even yourselves. 805 00:51:10,209 --> 00:51:13,111 And that's good, that's healthy. 806 00:51:13,185 --> 00:51:18,040 For what are we if we are not what we believe? 807 00:51:18,113 --> 00:51:21,375 Laine Hanson... is a cancer. 808 00:51:21,441 --> 00:51:24,572 A cancer of liberalism. 809 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,258 A cancer of disloyalty. 810 00:51:27,328 --> 00:51:31,518 Her nomination itself is the cancer of affirmative action. 811 00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:37,340 What we will sing with voices stentorian... 812 00:51:37,408 --> 00:51:42,493 is that she is the cancer of virtuous decay. 813 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:47,742 Clausewitz said that war is the natural extension of politics. 814 00:51:47,807 --> 00:51:52,629 But politics is also the extension of war. 815 00:51:52,703 --> 00:51:55,670 They are one and the same. 816 00:51:55,743 --> 00:51:59,736 In this war, there will be casualties. 817 00:51:59,806 --> 00:52:02,173 But so help me God... 818 00:52:02,238 --> 00:52:04,148 not among us. 819 00:52:13,918 --> 00:52:16,951 Senator, could we have a word? 820 00:52:28,638 --> 00:52:31,125 The president canceled his golf game with me. 821 00:52:31,197 --> 00:52:35,452 - He always cancels his golf game. Don't worry about it. - Not with me. 822 00:52:35,518 --> 00:52:38,267 - Kermit, can I talk to you a second? - We'll talk later. 823 00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:40,886 They're home, they're watching, they're proud. 824 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:44,218 Lewis, this is it. Thank you. 825 00:52:52,637 --> 00:52:56,346 Order. Order. 826 00:53:01,564 --> 00:53:06,779 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sheldon B. Runyon from the great state of Illinois. 827 00:53:06,844 --> 00:53:09,691 It is my privilege and my honor... 828 00:53:09,756 --> 00:53:13,104 to serve as the chairman of these special hearings. 829 00:53:13,179 --> 00:53:17,009 We are here today for only the third time in our history... 830 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,734 to ensure the proper implementation of the 25th amendment... 831 00:53:19,803 --> 00:53:21,942 and for the first time... 832 00:53:22,011 --> 00:53:26,037 the House has taken on that responsibility. 833 00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:30,067 Myself and my esteemed colleagues are determined... 834 00:53:30,138 --> 00:53:35,473 to ensure that this very important matter be handled with... 835 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,618 expedition and dignity. 836 00:53:37,690 --> 00:53:41,073 We are proud to welcome our friend and colleague, Laine Hanson. 837 00:53:41,146 --> 00:53:44,561 Madam Senator, I welcome you. 838 00:53:44,634 --> 00:53:48,628 Thank you, Mr... Thank you, Mr. Chairman. 839 00:53:48,698 --> 00:53:53,367 Will the "gentlelady" from Ohio please rise and raise your right hand? 840 00:53:56,346 --> 00:53:58,801 Madam Senator, do you swear to tell the truth... 841 00:53:58,874 --> 00:54:01,077 the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 842 00:54:01,145 --> 00:54:03,000 - I do. - Please be seated. 843 00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:05,105 Mr. Chairman, point of order. 844 00:54:05,177 --> 00:54:08,024 The Chair recognizes Mr. Webster of Delaware. 845 00:54:08,089 --> 00:54:11,088 Mr. Chairman, I direct your attention to page 16... 846 00:54:11,161 --> 00:54:15,187 tab C-25 of the ledger, a transcript of the Q-and-A session... 847 00:54:15,256 --> 00:54:17,678 between the nominee and several students from Harvard University. 848 00:54:17,752 --> 00:54:21,942 - Page 16? - Page 16 at the bottom of the page. 849 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,463 You'll see the following remarks in reference to a question... 850 00:54:24,536 --> 00:54:26,675 regarding the separation of church and state. 851 00:54:26,744 --> 00:54:29,111 The nominee said, and I quote, "The separation exists... 852 00:54:29,176 --> 00:54:31,729 because we cannot have a fairy tale govern a nation." 853 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,418 What, sir, is the point? 854 00:54:34,488 --> 00:54:37,041 The senator just swore an oath to an entity she does not believe in. 855 00:54:37,112 --> 00:54:40,788 Madam Senator, you understand... 856 00:54:40,856 --> 00:54:43,823 that you have promised to be truthful to this committee? 857 00:54:43,896 --> 00:54:48,467 - And that lying to this body is perjury, punishable by law? - Yes, I do understand that. 858 00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:52,886 Well, I think we're all agreed... 859 00:54:52,950 --> 00:54:57,620 that even though the senator has shown a disdain... 860 00:54:57,687 --> 00:55:00,142 for religion and those practicing it... 861 00:55:00,215 --> 00:55:02,898 which is her constitutional right... 862 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,519 that does not necessarily, Mr. Webster, make her a liar. 863 00:55:05,590 --> 00:55:08,656 I'm confident we can proceed. 864 00:55:08,726 --> 00:55:10,831 - Madam? - Yes? 865 00:55:10,902 --> 00:55:13,651 For the record, would you state your name and address? 866 00:55:13,717 --> 00:55:15,244 Yes. My name is Laine Hanson. 867 00:55:15,318 --> 00:55:17,041 My address is... 868 00:55:18,454 --> 00:55:20,559 You can just do that, pull phone records? 869 00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:22,702 I work for a pretty powerful guy. 870 00:55:22,773 --> 00:55:27,028 Yeah, we're close, we were close for a while. 871 00:55:27,094 --> 00:55:32,331 That's till recently, of course. Our career paths sort of went in different directions. 872 00:55:32,404 --> 00:55:36,365 At least you have your life. There's nothing sinister going on here. 873 00:55:36,437 --> 00:55:38,292 At this point, we just need... 874 00:55:38,357 --> 00:55:41,902 to look at every aspect of her life and find everyone that knew her. 875 00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:43,947 You never know what you're gonna find. 876 00:55:44,021 --> 00:55:46,803 - Did you find anything? - No, no, not really. 877 00:55:46,868 --> 00:55:48,624 Not really? You mean... 878 00:55:48,692 --> 00:55:50,547 A little bit, actually. 879 00:55:50,612 --> 00:55:53,427 I did speak to other classmates, and they told me she was pretty wild. 880 00:55:53,492 --> 00:55:55,347 Wild? Yeah, she was wild. 881 00:55:55,412 --> 00:55:58,030 Wild enough you can be sure the tabloids are gonna have a field day. 882 00:55:58,100 --> 00:55:59,888 Have you spoken to them? 883 00:55:59,955 --> 00:56:03,567 Um, me? No. But somebody somewhere's gonna talk. 884 00:56:03,635 --> 00:56:07,410 - But not you. - Uh-uh, no. 885 00:56:07,475 --> 00:56:10,923 - It's okay if you have. We're not gonna lock you up. - No, I haven't. 886 00:56:13,459 --> 00:56:17,136 So no one like, maybe, the National Enquirer... 887 00:56:17,203 --> 00:56:19,952 or one of those silly television programs... 888 00:56:20,019 --> 00:56:22,637 - that show, um... Access... - Confidential? 889 00:56:22,707 --> 00:56:25,554 No, no, no. I don't know anything. 890 00:56:25,618 --> 00:56:27,887 The last time I talked to her it was just, "The kid this, the kid that." 891 00:56:27,954 --> 00:56:33,584 According to our records, you spoke to her on the 15th. 892 00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:35,624 - Three weeks ago? - Yeah. 893 00:56:35,698 --> 00:56:37,803 Yeah, that makes sense. 894 00:56:37,874 --> 00:56:40,427 I... She was going to Vegas. 895 00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:42,637 Oh, is that right? Vegas? 896 00:56:42,706 --> 00:56:45,488 She asked me to go along with her. It was gonna be her treat. 897 00:56:45,554 --> 00:56:47,409 I couldn't go because I had to work. 898 00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:51,565 We were gonna stay at one of those ritzy new places. The, um, Bellage..? 899 00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:54,382 - The Bellagio? Right. - Yeah. 900 00:56:54,450 --> 00:56:57,232 - With the contortionist. - I've never been. 901 00:57:02,896 --> 00:57:05,449 You've been going through my desk. 902 00:57:12,752 --> 00:57:15,054 It never crossed my mind when I was a younger woman... 903 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,705 that I'd be this age and not have kids. 904 00:57:17,776 --> 00:57:20,493 Somehow in my mind, kids. 905 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,277 Raising them, making them good people. 906 00:57:23,344 --> 00:57:25,449 That's what I wanted. 907 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,040 Then I met you, and I realized that I'd be... 908 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:32,137 trading my dreams so that we could live yours. 909 00:57:32,207 --> 00:57:35,502 We sacrificed all of that so we could do good. 910 00:57:35,567 --> 00:57:37,422 We have done good. 911 00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:41,644 I was never prouder when you fought to make hate crimes a capital and federal offense. 912 00:57:41,711 --> 00:57:45,769 You stood so tall, defying the world, and you won. 913 00:57:45,838 --> 00:57:50,311 It was then that I realized that all of our sacrifices were not in vain... 914 00:57:50,383 --> 00:57:53,318 that you were a good man. 915 00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:56,140 And now, everything you have ever achieved will be eliminated... 916 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:59,818 because, with this horrible filth... 917 00:57:59,886 --> 00:58:03,682 you'll go down as a second-rate Joe McCarthy. 918 00:58:03,758 --> 00:58:07,981 Your problem, Shelly, is that you have no sense of history. 919 00:58:08,046 --> 00:58:11,144 She's no good. 920 00:58:15,182 --> 00:58:18,727 Come on! 921 00:58:18,797 --> 00:58:20,936 Come on. 922 00:58:21,005 --> 00:58:23,939 See, Daphne? This is how you get to the top. 923 00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:26,955 Lew? 924 00:58:27,021 --> 00:58:28,875 Lew? 925 00:58:34,092 --> 00:58:36,842 I have an issue to speak of, and I'm most gravely concerned. 926 00:58:36,909 --> 00:58:40,072 If this body will indulge me, I have before me... 927 00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:44,897 a perfect example of the need for this institution... 928 00:58:44,972 --> 00:58:48,103 to pass the Internet Libel Protection Act. 929 00:58:48,172 --> 00:58:51,041 In the Nichols Report piece... 930 00:58:51,115 --> 00:58:54,945 posted to 40 million Internet subscribers... 931 00:58:55,019 --> 00:58:57,572 it is claimed that you, Senator... 932 00:58:57,643 --> 00:59:00,610 were involved in a sexual imbroglio while in college. 933 00:59:00,683 --> 00:59:02,538 That is... 934 00:59:02,603 --> 00:59:05,986 trading favors... 935 00:59:06,059 --> 00:59:09,704 with several partners in exchange for entry into a sorority. 936 00:59:09,771 --> 00:59:12,934 Though I will not waste the committee's time with such... 937 00:59:13,003 --> 00:59:15,523 nefarious and sleazy innuendoes... 938 00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:20,548 I will not deny the senator her right to respond. 939 00:59:22,283 --> 00:59:24,617 Mr. Chairman, I have nothing to... 940 00:59:24,682 --> 00:59:27,202 I will not respond to this article. 941 00:59:27,274 --> 00:59:29,184 I say "Bravo" to you, Senator. 942 00:59:29,258 --> 00:59:31,779 Bravo to you. 943 00:59:31,850 --> 00:59:34,305 First let me state... 944 00:59:34,378 --> 00:59:37,956 that I encourage every American... 945 00:59:38,026 --> 00:59:43,295 and every citizen on this planet to boycott... 946 00:59:43,369 --> 00:59:45,224 the Nichols Report. 947 00:59:45,289 --> 00:59:49,795 This is the type of filth and degenerate pornography... 948 00:59:49,865 --> 00:59:52,418 that should not see the light of day. 949 00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:56,744 I can only assume, Senator, that you will... 950 00:59:56,809 --> 01:00:01,281 not only bring suit against the perpetrators of... 951 01:00:01,352 --> 01:00:05,411 www.nicholsreport.com... 952 01:00:05,481 --> 01:00:10,117 but also against the remarkable look-alike who appears in these disgusting photos. 953 01:00:10,185 --> 01:00:14,887 And when you do file suit, know that it comes with my full support. 954 01:00:14,952 --> 01:00:20,134 Your refusal to deny this report of sexual deviance... 955 01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,468 will not have an effect on this committee... 956 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:26,016 on whether or not it votes to advise and consent to your nomination. 957 01:00:26,088 --> 01:00:29,830 Mr. President, do you have a comment on the allegations made on the Internet today? 958 01:00:29,895 --> 01:00:33,539 I'm not gonna discuss any allegations, especially those on the Internet. 959 01:00:33,607 --> 01:00:38,047 But, sir, the sexual allegations were made very public today by Congressman Runyon. 960 01:00:38,119 --> 01:00:41,414 And I'm sure he quite regrets that. 961 01:00:41,479 --> 01:00:46,432 Sir, if you agree with the allegations, or agree the allegations are accurate... 962 01:00:46,503 --> 01:00:51,172 do you think that Senator Hanson is morally fit to take office? 963 01:00:51,238 --> 01:00:53,093 I'll tell you what. 964 01:00:53,158 --> 01:00:56,093 I'm sure that President Mateo and I... 965 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:58,337 would both welcome the votes of only those people... 966 01:00:58,406 --> 01:01:00,740 with sexual indiscretions in their past. 967 01:01:00,806 --> 01:01:02,661 We'd be landslide victors every time. 968 01:01:05,254 --> 01:01:07,109 Hey, Sheila. 969 01:01:07,174 --> 01:01:10,403 - They've been waiting for you for about ten minutes. - Okay. Hey. 970 01:01:10,469 --> 01:01:13,251 - Henry, I gotta talk to you in five minutes, okay? - Okay. 971 01:01:18,949 --> 01:01:21,850 How about "Her involvement in prostitution"? 972 01:01:21,925 --> 01:01:25,274 No, no. You gotta couch it like it's something... 973 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:28,829 for the FB... the AG to investigate. 974 01:01:28,901 --> 01:01:31,322 - Hi, Reggie. - Hi. 975 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:35,226 Well, how about, "How embarrassing it is... 976 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,537 - that the..." No, no, no. - Who... 977 01:01:37,604 --> 01:01:40,157 - What? - Where's Gilmore? 978 01:01:40,228 --> 01:01:44,962 - Gilmore. - Um, Idaho? Iowa? 979 01:01:45,027 --> 01:01:48,224 Can I interrupt for one second? We're all set with America Live. 980 01:01:48,292 --> 01:01:50,147 What are you guys talking about? 981 01:01:50,212 --> 01:01:54,172 We're just going over our statement... 982 01:01:54,243 --> 01:01:56,316 in response to The Washington Post story. 983 01:01:56,387 --> 01:02:00,664 - What story? - The one that says the secret investigation is ongoing... 984 01:02:00,739 --> 01:02:03,902 to determine whether she accepted money... 985 01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:07,832 for her activities in college. 986 01:02:07,906 --> 01:02:10,972 I didn't hear about this. 987 01:02:11,042 --> 01:02:14,817 Well, it's, uh... It's, um... 988 01:02:14,882 --> 01:02:18,297 It'll be in... tomorrow afternoon's edition. 989 01:02:18,370 --> 01:02:20,574 Just in time for the congressman to make his statement... 990 01:02:20,642 --> 01:02:25,726 and just in time for it to stick in the minds of Americans over the weekend. 991 01:02:25,793 --> 01:02:28,314 Wh... What's the source? Where'd they get the story? 992 01:02:28,386 --> 01:02:32,608 - Unnamed sources close to the investigation. - I see. 993 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,044 Al. 994 01:02:38,114 --> 01:02:39,968 - Al! - Yes? 995 01:02:40,034 --> 01:02:44,987 We can, um... Let's... 996 01:02:45,057 --> 01:02:48,635 Let's dot the I's, cross the T's on this one later. 997 01:02:48,705 --> 01:02:50,843 All right, thank you. 998 01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:53,727 I, uh... 999 01:02:53,792 --> 01:02:59,007 I think I have some self-righteous indignation coming my way. 1000 01:02:59,073 --> 01:03:01,691 Well, is there any truth whatsoever to the story? 1001 01:03:01,761 --> 01:03:05,623 - There will be an investigation. - She's gonna have the truth on her side. 1002 01:03:05,696 --> 01:03:08,380 - She's gonna deny it and make us all look like fools. - Let her. 1003 01:03:08,448 --> 01:03:12,277 Let her deny just that part of the story. 1004 01:03:12,352 --> 01:03:15,581 - Hold here. - What? Oh. 1005 01:03:15,648 --> 01:03:18,517 That's all right. I can do that myself. Yeah. 1006 01:03:18,591 --> 01:03:20,282 Thank you. 1007 01:03:20,352 --> 01:03:25,021 - America Live is not in the circus business. - Pete's always fair. 1008 01:03:25,087 --> 01:03:27,869 Should I hear anything in this? 1009 01:03:27,936 --> 01:03:29,691 You're gonna be vice president. 1010 01:03:29,759 --> 01:03:31,766 - You'll talk about legitimate issues of concern. - Right. 1011 01:03:31,839 --> 01:03:33,693 Where is the senator's monitor? 1012 01:03:33,759 --> 01:03:35,733 There is no monitor for her. She'll hear Pete in the earpiece. 1013 01:03:35,807 --> 01:03:38,141 That is a piece of shit. We talked about this, Ray. 1014 01:03:38,206 --> 01:03:41,403 If Peter's gonna be able to see her, she has to be able to see him. 1015 01:03:41,471 --> 01:03:43,772 - He's got a sensory advantage over her. - You wanna pull her? 1016 01:03:43,839 --> 01:03:46,489 I'm not talking about pulling her. I'm just saying it's bullshit. 1017 01:03:46,558 --> 01:03:50,519 She was just great in the hearings today. Cool and collected. 1018 01:03:50,590 --> 01:03:52,445 - Steve Poullet. - Hi. 1019 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:58,999 Should I hear anything? Oh, I got it. Okay, great. 1020 01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:00,924 Oh, it's that one. Yeah, I know. 1021 01:04:00,989 --> 01:04:03,989 Can't hear... Yeah, right, got it. 1022 01:04:04,061 --> 01:04:06,908 Okay, I've got the intro now. 1023 01:04:15,037 --> 01:04:17,426 Thank you for having me, Peter. 1024 01:04:18,653 --> 01:04:21,173 Sure, that'd be fine. 1025 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,391 Well, it has been a taxing experience... 1026 01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:29,973 but if we're forced to take the voters out of the equation... 1027 01:04:30,044 --> 01:04:35,226 I think that the vetting system by simple necessity must be arduous. 1028 01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:41,172 Mmm. 1029 01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:43,666 I have to plead motherhood on that one, Pete... 1030 01:04:43,739 --> 01:04:45,594 but I not only served on the Foreign Relations Committee... 1031 01:04:45,659 --> 01:04:50,132 I sponsored the Hanson-Fineman Bill which readjusted the War Powers Act... 1032 01:04:50,203 --> 01:04:53,683 to allow the executive to respond to state-sponsored terrorism... 1033 01:04:53,755 --> 01:04:57,104 like that of Iraq, Libya, North Korea, for instance. 1034 01:04:57,179 --> 01:04:59,568 But rather than boring you with my r�sum�... 1035 01:04:59,642 --> 01:05:03,952 I'd rather answer your questions on specific issues of foreign policy. 1036 01:05:06,331 --> 01:05:10,192 I suppose I could ask you, Mr. Crenshaw, how you'd feel in the same situation. 1037 01:05:13,850 --> 01:05:17,778 Why would I answer that for you? Sorry. It's simply a privacy issue. 1038 01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:26,196 Look, I won't address issues of sexuality in a hearing room... 1039 01:05:26,265 --> 01:05:28,502 or on national television or anywhere else for that matter. 1040 01:05:30,457 --> 01:05:34,581 - Where's the control room for America Live? - Down the hall. 1041 01:05:34,650 --> 01:05:36,984 Excuse me. The control room for America Live? 1042 01:05:37,049 --> 01:05:40,245 - Where is the fucking control room? - Right down there. 1043 01:05:40,313 --> 01:05:42,418 Fuck! 1044 01:05:42,489 --> 01:05:44,660 Down here, down here, down here! 1045 01:05:48,121 --> 01:05:50,226 Don't tell me we're gettin' sandbagged! 1046 01:05:50,297 --> 01:05:53,809 We're getting sandbagged! I knew you couldn't trust this fucking guy! 1047 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,295 Senator Hanson, do you recognize Mr. Poullet? 1048 01:05:57,368 --> 01:06:00,849 Un, no. I don't have a monitor, so I can't see him. 1049 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,287 The truth is, Lainey and I had that one incident. 1050 01:06:03,351 --> 01:06:05,937 I don't believe we ever saw each other again after that. 1051 01:06:06,008 --> 01:06:09,008 To her credit, she was very drunk when she had sex... 1052 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,902 with my friends, uh, my brothers and I. 1053 01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:15,790 A sandbag is what it is. He's fucking your friend. 1054 01:06:15,864 --> 01:06:18,995 He has obviously infiltrated your show. 1055 01:06:19,063 --> 01:06:22,194 Mrs. Hanson, you still have not taken a stand on the accuracy of this report. 1056 01:06:22,263 --> 01:06:25,940 It's very accurate, and those photos are accurate too. 1057 01:06:26,007 --> 01:06:28,494 We had them on the frat house bulletin board for months. 1058 01:06:28,566 --> 01:06:30,421 We called that "Life in the Sex Laine." 1059 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:34,829 - What are we gonna do now? - We're gonna sue him. 1060 01:06:34,902 --> 01:06:38,699 I will not dignify those remarks or your questions with a response. 1061 01:06:38,774 --> 01:06:40,661 Good evening. 1062 01:06:42,486 --> 01:06:46,414 The guy's a jerk. We're never gonna put our people on that show again. 1063 01:06:46,486 --> 01:06:51,221 Some asshole called in and made this idiot claim. 1064 01:06:51,286 --> 01:06:53,871 Hell, they've gotta investigate. 1065 01:06:53,941 --> 01:06:56,046 The whole situation's a son of a bitch. 1066 01:06:56,117 --> 01:06:58,605 I would like to start by saying... 1067 01:06:58,677 --> 01:07:01,906 that much has been made of the reports in the press of an investigation... 1068 01:07:01,973 --> 01:07:05,202 into the possible... possible, I say again... 1069 01:07:05,269 --> 01:07:08,815 criminal behavior on the part of the nominee. 1070 01:07:08,885 --> 01:07:13,259 This committee will wait for a report from the FBI... 1071 01:07:13,332 --> 01:07:16,332 before taking this matter up. 1072 01:07:16,405 --> 01:07:20,813 However, I'll once again afford the nominee an opportunity to respond. 1073 01:07:20,884 --> 01:07:24,081 I, too, will wait for the FBI report before responding. 1074 01:07:24,148 --> 01:07:27,082 Madam Senator. 1075 01:07:27,156 --> 01:07:30,637 Tell us a little bit about your family. You have a son. 1076 01:07:30,707 --> 01:07:33,642 Mm-hmm. Yes, I have one six-year-old boy, Timothy. 1077 01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,690 That's a very nice age. 1078 01:07:35,763 --> 01:07:39,058 Now, I see here that when you... 1079 01:07:39,124 --> 01:07:42,190 had Timothy, you were absent from your duty... 1080 01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:44,812 for a few months' maternity leave. 1081 01:07:44,883 --> 01:07:49,934 - It's the right of every mother to be able to take maternity... - Paid maternity leave. 1082 01:07:50,003 --> 01:07:52,873 Yes. I don't believe we should penalize our citizens for having children. 1083 01:07:52,947 --> 01:07:57,616 I think I'm on safe ground saying that valuing motherhood is quite nonpartisan. 1084 01:07:57,683 --> 01:08:02,768 - Um, were you to get pregnant again... 1085 01:08:02,835 --> 01:08:05,453 do you plan to take maternity leave? 1086 01:08:05,522 --> 01:08:09,264 Um, I've not given that any consideration. 1087 01:08:09,330 --> 01:08:12,199 No? Are you still able to bear children? 1088 01:08:12,274 --> 01:08:14,030 Yes, I am... I believe, yes, I am. 1089 01:08:14,098 --> 01:08:16,553 Yet you have not given this matter any consideration. 1090 01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:20,074 Perhaps that means... No, strike that. 1091 01:08:23,473 --> 01:08:25,742 Madam Senator... 1092 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:31,144 let us assume you ascended to the presidency... 1093 01:08:31,217 --> 01:08:34,730 and you were to have a child during your term. 1094 01:08:34,801 --> 01:08:37,289 Would you cede your duties to your vice president and for how long? 1095 01:08:37,361 --> 01:08:40,328 Mr. Chairman, would the chair expect to have the designate assure this committee... 1096 01:08:40,401 --> 01:08:43,913 that she would have her tubes tied before she assume office? 1097 01:08:43,984 --> 01:08:48,207 - Mr. Chairman, I humbly request a point of order. - You will be afforded one. 1098 01:08:48,272 --> 01:08:51,567 - With all due respect... - You will be afforded one when I am finished. 1099 01:08:51,632 --> 01:08:55,789 The truth is that while we have not put a seal on the concept of having another child... 1100 01:08:55,856 --> 01:08:57,928 my husband and I practice birth control. 1101 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,717 Mm-hmm. 1102 01:09:05,264 --> 01:09:10,119 Okay, I would now like to... 1103 01:09:10,191 --> 01:09:13,355 enter the arena of loyalty. 1104 01:09:13,423 --> 01:09:17,317 Loyalty is a revered quality among vice presidents. Would you agree? 1105 01:09:17,391 --> 01:09:20,490 - Yes, very much so. Yes. - Yet you chose to officially move... 1106 01:09:20,559 --> 01:09:25,479 from the Republican to the Democratic party when you left the House to run for the Senate. 1107 01:09:25,550 --> 01:09:29,194 I view switching parties as a testament to my loyalty to my country. 1108 01:09:29,262 --> 01:09:34,630 I felt that the Republican party had shifted from the ideals that I cherished through my youth. 1109 01:09:34,702 --> 01:09:37,702 As a Republican, did you ever... 1110 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:40,708 vote along party lines but against your own beliefs? 1111 01:09:40,782 --> 01:09:42,156 No, never. 1112 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:44,076 - You still believe in every vote you made? - Yes. 1113 01:09:44,141 --> 01:09:47,207 - Including your vote to impeach President Clinton? - Yes, I do. 1114 01:09:47,277 --> 01:09:49,132 That was an issue of fairness. 1115 01:09:49,197 --> 01:09:53,059 The president, as commander in chief, stood by... 1116 01:09:53,133 --> 01:09:57,802 while several military officers, including candidates for the chairman of the Joint Chiefs... 1117 01:09:57,869 --> 01:10:00,204 were prosecuted for adultery or were not permitted... 1118 01:10:00,269 --> 01:10:02,123 to advance their careers. 1119 01:10:02,189 --> 01:10:07,524 I am opposed to making adultery, or even lying about it, a crime in our armed forces. 1120 01:10:07,596 --> 01:10:11,720 But while it is a law, it should be enforced without consideration of rank... 1121 01:10:11,788 --> 01:10:14,505 even if that rank is commander in chief. 1122 01:10:14,572 --> 01:10:19,045 Perhaps the senator is unaware that commander in chief is not actually a military rank. 1123 01:10:19,116 --> 01:10:20,971 I am aware of that. 1124 01:10:21,036 --> 01:10:26,633 What I think we can say of President Clinton is that he was not guilty but responsible. 1125 01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:34,377 "Not guilty but responsible." 1126 01:10:34,444 --> 01:10:37,792 I am... I like that. 1127 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:41,380 I, uh, I-I may, uh... I may use that. 1128 01:10:41,451 --> 01:10:44,168 - If you wish, you can go ahead. - Thank you. 1129 01:10:44,235 --> 01:10:48,708 When... When considering you for the vice presidency... 1130 01:10:48,779 --> 01:10:53,350 we must also consider your worthiness as commander in chief. 1131 01:10:53,418 --> 01:10:54,880 - Would you agree? - Yes, I do. 1132 01:10:54,955 --> 01:10:56,962 In that case, given your feelings on the matter... 1133 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,140 have you ever committed adultery? 1134 01:10:59,211 --> 01:11:00,934 - No, I have not. - No? 1135 01:11:01,002 --> 01:11:05,508 You're quite sure? Madam Senator, you understand that, uh, you are under oath. 1136 01:11:05,578 --> 01:11:09,539 Yes, I understand that, between the two of us, I'm the one that's under oath. 1137 01:11:09,610 --> 01:11:13,352 When you guys go before the Antitrust Committee, don't you want Hank on your side? 1138 01:11:13,417 --> 01:11:15,751 Sure, but not at any price. 1139 01:11:15,818 --> 01:11:17,792 Last time we spoke, you were sitting where you are now. 1140 01:11:17,865 --> 01:11:21,029 Hank was sitting where Len is. You started telling him what a shame it would be... 1141 01:11:21,097 --> 01:11:24,228 if the refrigeration systems on the trucks went out. 1142 01:11:24,297 --> 01:11:26,369 Hank's a hothead, and he took that as a threat. 1143 01:11:26,441 --> 01:11:28,296 If we were threatening him, he'd know it. 1144 01:11:28,361 --> 01:11:30,728 That's what I thought, but now we have some massaging to do. 1145 01:11:30,793 --> 01:11:32,451 Hank's gotta be treated with kid gloves. 1146 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,652 - Senator Hanson? Congressman Webster's here to see you. - Sorry. Yep? 1147 01:11:35,721 --> 01:11:37,990 - Guess we got our ten minutes. - Okay, send him in. 1148 01:11:38,057 --> 01:11:41,886 No, I want to resolve this. I do. Just give me a few minutes. 1149 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,091 If you want something to drink, Jerry will take care of you. 1150 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:48,705 - We're gonna get back into this? - We will. We will. 1151 01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:55,969 Senator, you want me to sit in? Make sure the congressman's clear on everything? 1152 01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:59,585 We'll be fine. Won't we, Mr. Webster? We'll be all right. Thanks. 1153 01:12:01,448 --> 01:12:03,619 Proud of yourself? 1154 01:12:08,935 --> 01:12:11,870 So, what can I do for you, Mr. Webster? 1155 01:12:11,943 --> 01:12:14,725 I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here. 1156 01:12:14,791 --> 01:12:17,311 I think you're here because you want to know why I'm not fighting back. 1157 01:12:17,382 --> 01:12:21,757 Because despite it all, you've got some odd sense of fair play. 1158 01:12:21,830 --> 01:12:25,507 You're kicking my ass. It's gone from feeling like easy pickings to out-and-out bullying. 1159 01:12:25,574 --> 01:12:28,192 I feel like there should be some back and forth between us, you and the committee. 1160 01:12:28,262 --> 01:12:31,611 I'll give you back and forth on Social Security, relations with Israel... 1161 01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:36,257 on the Dow Jones, the census, almost everything, but not this. 1162 01:12:36,325 --> 01:12:40,220 No, not my personal life. It's just nobody's business. 1163 01:12:40,294 --> 01:12:43,196 That's not what the people will tell you; the people will tell you it is their business... 1164 01:12:43,269 --> 01:12:45,986 that you're setting standards of morality for their children. 1165 01:12:46,053 --> 01:12:48,192 Especially their girls. 1166 01:12:48,261 --> 01:12:50,148 Have you ever heard of Isaac Lamm? 1167 01:12:50,214 --> 01:12:54,469 - Isaac Lamm? No. - He was the first one to come before HUAC... 1168 01:12:54,533 --> 01:12:56,638 the House Un-American Activities Committee. 1169 01:12:56,709 --> 01:13:00,865 He was also the first one to name names, first to cooperate with the government. 1170 01:13:00,932 --> 01:13:02,820 The dominoes fell from there. 1171 01:13:02,885 --> 01:13:05,405 Careers crushed, families destroyed. 1172 01:13:05,476 --> 01:13:10,048 Just imagine, Mr. Webster, if Mr. Lamm had just said, "Fuck you," to the committee. 1173 01:13:10,117 --> 01:13:12,124 Imagine how much harder he would've made it for them. 1174 01:13:12,196 --> 01:13:16,473 Are you accusing the committee of sexual McCarthyism? 1175 01:13:16,548 --> 01:13:20,290 Well, it's not necessary to make the accusation. 1176 01:13:20,356 --> 01:13:24,000 Oh, I just can't respond to the committee's lightly veiled accusations... 1177 01:13:24,068 --> 01:13:26,207 because it's not okay for them to be made. 1178 01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:30,880 Or maybe you can't respond because the answers you have to give are too embarrassing. 1179 01:13:32,196 --> 01:13:34,083 You know what? 1180 01:13:34,147 --> 01:13:36,002 You're young. 1181 01:13:36,067 --> 01:13:37,954 That's okay. That's okay. You're young. 1182 01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:43,004 I'm gonna choose to be amused by your naivet�, give you the benefit of the doubt. 1183 01:13:43,074 --> 01:13:45,496 I'm gonna spell it out for you even more clearly. 1184 01:13:45,571 --> 01:13:47,578 If I were a man, nobody would care... 1185 01:13:47,651 --> 01:13:49,952 how many sexual partners I had in college. 1186 01:13:50,019 --> 01:13:54,328 And if it's not relevant for a man, it's not relevant for a woman. 1187 01:13:56,066 --> 01:14:00,190 Jerry, send the folks back in, please. I gotta finish this up. 1188 01:14:00,258 --> 01:14:03,160 He's not a bad man. 1189 01:14:03,234 --> 01:14:05,437 He believes in what he's doing. 1190 01:14:05,505 --> 01:14:07,840 There's an odd sort of integrity there. 1191 01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:09,760 But in this business, with so much at stake... 1192 01:14:09,826 --> 01:14:14,298 it's not enough to believe in yourself, you have to be right. 1193 01:14:14,369 --> 01:14:19,191 This is an ideological rape of all women. 1194 01:14:19,265 --> 01:14:22,232 - Timmy, that's a little too high. - Okay, Mommy. 1195 01:14:22,305 --> 01:14:25,087 Thank you, sweetie. 1196 01:14:25,152 --> 01:14:29,178 Well, then I'll survive it for all of us. 1197 01:14:29,248 --> 01:14:33,471 Tomorrow morning Congressman Marshall is gonna ask you questions. 1198 01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:35,446 He's going to hit you with abortion. 1199 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:39,000 I promise you that Shelly will find some way to call you a baby killer. 1200 01:14:39,072 --> 01:14:43,033 We're ready for him. Our position papers are first-rate. 1201 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:45,689 - Every one of them. - You let him finish. 1202 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:50,332 Then you look him in the eye and you ask him... 1203 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:53,945 "Mr. Runyon, 20 years ago your wife Maggie had an abortion. 1204 01:14:54,015 --> 01:14:56,022 Do you think her a murderer?" 1205 01:14:58,559 --> 01:15:00,926 He's a hypocrite. 1206 01:15:00,991 --> 01:15:04,220 No, he's not. Shelly has no idea. 1207 01:15:06,655 --> 01:15:09,022 Are you saying you would appoint a Supreme Court justice... 1208 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,120 based on his being pro-choice? 1209 01:15:12,190 --> 01:15:16,380 Mr. Marshall, the vice president does not appoint Supreme Court justices. 1210 01:15:16,446 --> 01:15:20,275 Should you succeed the president or even advise the president? 1211 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:23,220 I would be inclined, though not without flexibility... 1212 01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:27,004 to disregard any man or woman who is pro-life from serving on the High Court. 1213 01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:31,958 So you would allow a personal political belief to enter into such a decision? 1214 01:15:32,030 --> 01:15:34,615 Abortion isn't a constitutional issue. 1215 01:15:34,685 --> 01:15:37,052 The fine ladies and gentlemen who serve on the Supreme Court... 1216 01:15:37,117 --> 01:15:38,972 which is now stacked with right-wing appointees... 1217 01:15:39,037 --> 01:15:43,609 have no business deciding whether women have to resort to back-alley abortions... 1218 01:15:43,677 --> 01:15:47,506 You mean they have no business deciding whether women have a license to commit murder. 1219 01:15:47,581 --> 01:15:49,785 Mr. Marshall, your time has expired. 1220 01:15:49,853 --> 01:15:54,937 Sir, if the distinguished "gentlelady" from Ohio would answer the question... 1221 01:15:55,005 --> 01:15:57,492 I think the lady has made clear her propensity for abortion. 1222 01:15:57,564 --> 01:16:02,801 - Come on, Mr. Runyon! - Mr. Lewis, you do not have speaking privileges. 1223 01:16:02,876 --> 01:16:05,843 Mr. Chairman, I find your term, "propensity for abortion"... 1224 01:16:05,916 --> 01:16:07,803 misrepresentative of my position. 1225 01:16:07,868 --> 01:16:11,184 I have a propensity for a woman's right to choose. 1226 01:16:11,260 --> 01:16:14,259 - To abort a child! - A fetus. 1227 01:16:14,332 --> 01:16:18,587 To kill a baby as it grows in the womb. 1228 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,809 Personally, Senator... 1229 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:27,828 I do not believe that it is the right of our citizens... 1230 01:16:27,899 --> 01:16:32,634 to... to butcher a defenseless human being simply... 1231 01:16:32,699 --> 01:16:36,147 simply as a matter of choice. 1232 01:16:36,218 --> 01:16:39,666 At the risk of my own future, I tell you this: 1233 01:16:39,739 --> 01:16:41,811 If you support the right... 1234 01:16:41,882 --> 01:16:45,494 of a woman to choose, you are supporting... 1235 01:16:45,562 --> 01:16:50,297 nothing less than a-a-a holocaust of the unborn. 1236 01:16:50,362 --> 01:16:53,809 Mr. Chairman, are you calling me... 1237 01:17:18,521 --> 01:17:21,139 I believe my position on this issue is clear. 1238 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:25,779 Yes, madam, it most certainly is. 1239 01:17:29,561 --> 01:17:31,732 God, I love this game. 1240 01:17:34,136 --> 01:17:37,038 When she tries to tell me how to do it, I do it my way. 1241 01:17:37,112 --> 01:17:41,040 Then she comes back and changes it afterwards, and that way... 1242 01:17:41,112 --> 01:17:44,373 Jeez. 1243 01:17:46,551 --> 01:17:48,722 Good one, sir. 1244 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:51,661 You're an all-weather golfer, I see. 1245 01:17:51,736 --> 01:17:53,590 What kind of stick you using there? 1246 01:17:53,656 --> 01:17:56,557 - It's a putting stick. - Right, putting stick. 1247 01:17:56,631 --> 01:17:59,501 When I asked for you last week, they said you were in Vegas. 1248 01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:02,259 - Business, sir. - Vegas is business? 1249 01:18:02,327 --> 01:18:05,174 I did blow a roll of quarters. 1250 01:18:05,238 --> 01:18:07,093 Will you excuse us? 1251 01:18:14,935 --> 01:18:18,196 - How's that cough doing? - Aah. 1252 01:18:20,182 --> 01:18:23,052 That's her casino account balance. 1253 01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:27,403 She offered to take her sorority sister to Vegas, her treat. 1254 01:18:30,422 --> 01:18:35,375 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God? 1255 01:18:35,446 --> 01:18:37,333 I do. 1256 01:18:39,765 --> 01:18:42,732 Please state your name for the record. 1257 01:18:42,805 --> 01:18:47,028 Cynthia C-H-A-R-L-T-O-N Lee. 1258 01:18:47,093 --> 01:18:50,354 Thank you. Please be seated. 1259 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:57,392 We will start the questioning with Mr. Skakle. 1260 01:18:57,460 --> 01:19:00,657 Mr. Skakle, the five-minute rule is in effect. 1261 01:19:00,724 --> 01:19:03,375 Thank you, Mr. Chairman. 1262 01:19:03,444 --> 01:19:05,899 Miss Lee. 1263 01:19:05,972 --> 01:19:09,616 Miss Lee, hello. I'm over here. Thank you for joining us. 1264 01:19:09,684 --> 01:19:13,229 Now, you are under subpoena, is that correct? 1265 01:19:13,299 --> 01:19:15,274 Yes. 1266 01:19:15,348 --> 01:19:19,308 - Miss Lee, could you speak directly into the mike? - Yes. 1267 01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:22,543 I understand you're nervous, but believe me when I tell you you're among friends. 1268 01:19:24,179 --> 01:19:26,383 Miss Lee, you are not married. 1269 01:19:26,451 --> 01:19:28,939 No... No. 1270 01:19:29,010 --> 01:19:31,596 - No, I'm not. - But you once were. 1271 01:19:31,667 --> 01:19:34,220 I was married to William Hanson. 1272 01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:37,422 - Who is now married to the nominee. - Yes. 1273 01:19:37,491 --> 01:19:41,647 He married Laine after our divorce. It was about seven years ago. 1274 01:19:41,714 --> 01:19:44,464 Divorce. Right. I've read your divorce papers. 1275 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:48,785 Ladies and gentlemen, that by the way is tab 76. 1276 01:19:48,850 --> 01:19:51,567 They cite irreconcilable differences. 1277 01:19:51,634 --> 01:19:55,857 Could you tell us, what were those irreconcilable differences? 1278 01:19:55,922 --> 01:19:57,744 I can't really pinpoint them. 1279 01:19:57,809 --> 01:20:01,606 - Was your husband physically violent to you? - No. 1280 01:20:01,682 --> 01:20:05,773 Did you have financial disagreements or disagreements over how to raise your kids? 1281 01:20:05,841 --> 01:20:07,728 We didn't have children. 1282 01:20:07,793 --> 01:20:12,103 - Were there infidelities? - Yes. There was one. 1283 01:20:12,177 --> 01:20:15,788 Is it safe to say that this infidelity precipitated the divorce? 1284 01:20:18,961 --> 01:20:22,987 Miss Lee, please answer the question verbally. Was that a yes? 1285 01:20:23,057 --> 01:20:26,056 Yes, it was. It was a yes. 1286 01:20:26,128 --> 01:20:28,943 - Did you, ma'am, have the affair? - No. 1287 01:20:29,008 --> 01:20:31,528 - It was your husband then? - Yes. 1288 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,764 Will... Will was in charge... 1289 01:20:34,832 --> 01:20:39,305 of Laine Billings's first senatorial campaign. 1290 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,318 He was with her all the time. 1291 01:20:41,392 --> 01:20:44,970 Are you suggesting the senator, the nominee, had an affair with your husband? 1292 01:20:47,535 --> 01:20:50,055 - Once again, Miss Lee... - I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, yes. 1293 01:20:50,127 --> 01:20:51,982 Thank you. 1294 01:20:52,047 --> 01:20:54,186 Did the nominee know Mr. Hanson was married? 1295 01:20:55,951 --> 01:20:59,050 Laine was my friend. My good, good friend. 1296 01:20:59,119 --> 01:21:02,053 Miss Lee, would you explain to this committee as you did in your deposition... 1297 01:21:02,126 --> 01:21:06,501 how you discovered that the nominee was involved... 1298 01:21:06,574 --> 01:21:08,843 in an affair with your husband? 1299 01:21:08,910 --> 01:21:12,041 Yes. Um... 1300 01:21:12,110 --> 01:21:15,405 On the night of the elections, I was at home. 1301 01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,641 I had the flu. 1302 01:21:17,710 --> 01:21:22,532 I was watching TV, watching Laine about to make her acceptance speech. 1303 01:21:24,909 --> 01:21:27,048 I was very sad that I couldn't be there. 1304 01:21:27,118 --> 01:21:30,663 It was a triumph for Laine and my husband. 1305 01:21:30,733 --> 01:21:34,508 She was up at the podium. Will was by her side. 1306 01:21:34,573 --> 01:21:36,962 He was holding her hand in victory. 1307 01:21:37,037 --> 01:21:39,524 On the other side of Laine... 1308 01:21:39,597 --> 01:21:42,859 she was just sort of clasping that person's hand. 1309 01:21:42,925 --> 01:21:46,220 But with Will... 1310 01:21:46,284 --> 01:21:48,837 their hands were interlaced. 1311 01:21:48,908 --> 01:21:52,072 It was odd that I noticed it, but... 1312 01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:54,922 Um, my doorbell rang. 1313 01:21:54,988 --> 01:21:57,955 I answered the door, and there was a gentleman there... 1314 01:21:58,028 --> 01:22:01,956 dressed very nicely, he had a yellow tie on. 1315 01:22:02,028 --> 01:22:04,167 He had papers for me. 1316 01:22:04,236 --> 01:22:07,138 - Papers? I'm sorry. - Separation papers. 1317 01:22:07,211 --> 01:22:11,718 Since the committee chose to humiliate a private woman in the most public possible setting... 1318 01:22:11,788 --> 01:22:14,471 I would like to apologize to her alike... 1319 01:22:14,539 --> 01:22:18,117 and I will also do so privately when she allows me to do so. 1320 01:22:18,187 --> 01:22:22,377 Um, what I did to Miss Lee was wrong. 1321 01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:25,193 It was not done out of malice. Indeed the opposite. 1322 01:22:25,259 --> 01:22:28,161 Um... 1323 01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:32,457 love is an involuntary reflex, and I fell victim to it. 1324 01:22:32,522 --> 01:22:36,581 Um, I deeply regret causing Cynthia pain... 1325 01:22:36,650 --> 01:22:40,446 and it is especially saddening for me because... 1326 01:22:40,522 --> 01:22:43,838 of how close we once were. 1327 01:22:43,914 --> 01:22:47,842 And whether or not the affair that Will and I had... 1328 01:22:47,914 --> 01:22:50,565 should have any bearing on my assuming office is for the committee to decide. 1329 01:22:50,634 --> 01:22:55,368 I dare not assume that I have the objective wisdom to make that determination. Thank you. 1330 01:22:55,434 --> 01:22:58,782 - Senator, are you suggesting the public... - Okay, she's had a long day. 1331 01:22:58,857 --> 01:23:00,486 You know what she's going through. Come on, come on. 1332 01:23:00,519 --> 01:23:02,114 You know what she's going through. Come on, come on. 1333 01:23:02,185 --> 01:23:04,192 She was your best friend. 1334 01:23:04,265 --> 01:23:08,455 Runyon deposed Will's ex-wife today, and, uh... 1335 01:23:08,521 --> 01:23:10,888 she stated that Will and I had had an affair... 1336 01:23:10,953 --> 01:23:14,149 She saw her fucking holding hands, interlocked fingers with this gal... 1337 01:23:14,216 --> 01:23:16,071 and she knew that she'd been fucking him. 1338 01:23:16,136 --> 01:23:18,046 That's what she said. 1339 01:23:18,121 --> 01:23:20,487 - I'm sorry. - It's a bad beat. 1340 01:23:20,553 --> 01:23:25,342 I'm not sure that I get the point of all this. 1341 01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:29,092 - You said under oath that you never committed adultery. - That's right. 1342 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,476 - You perjured yourself. - I didn't commit adultery. 1343 01:23:32,552 --> 01:23:34,242 - You were fucking Will when he was married. - All right. 1344 01:23:34,311 --> 01:23:38,239 Even the most loose definition of committing adultery would not include that. 1345 01:23:38,311 --> 01:23:40,678 Goddamn it, she's right. You're right. 1346 01:23:40,743 --> 01:23:44,321 In order for it to be committing adultery, she'd have to be married at the time. 1347 01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:46,246 You're nitpicking in reverse now. 1348 01:23:46,311 --> 01:23:48,416 Your husband may have been an adulterer. You're not. Fine. 1349 01:23:48,487 --> 01:23:53,157 What you are is a sex-crazed, home-wrecking machine. The female Warren Beatty. 1350 01:23:53,223 --> 01:23:56,484 Runyon knows that you're clean of the perjury... 1351 01:23:56,550 --> 01:24:00,380 but he's got the world thinking you're something out of a bad soap opera. 1352 01:24:00,455 --> 01:24:05,211 You've goddamned crystallized the difference between being guilty and being responsible. 1353 01:24:05,286 --> 01:24:07,326 Are you asking me to step down, sir? 1354 01:24:07,398 --> 01:24:11,675 No, it's not gonna be that easy for you, and it's not gonna be that easy for them. 1355 01:24:13,765 --> 01:24:17,311 They caught you being a human being. That's all. 1356 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:21,568 I'll die before Shelly Runyon checkmates me. 1357 01:24:21,638 --> 01:24:25,249 I think the president's trying to say the Sitting Bull routine isn't working. 1358 01:24:25,317 --> 01:24:28,613 - The Sitting Bull routine? - No! 1359 01:24:32,613 --> 01:24:34,467 Fight back. 1360 01:24:34,532 --> 01:24:38,526 Show them Laine Hanson isn't gonna take their shit. Take the fight out of 'em. 1361 01:24:38,597 --> 01:24:40,353 - What's the process? - Confess. 1362 01:24:40,421 --> 01:24:43,071 - Confess? - Yeah, confess. - Confess. 1363 01:24:43,140 --> 01:24:45,628 Confess to the gang-bang. Confess to all of it. 1364 01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:49,213 - Look what it did for Clinton with Flowers. - Play it any way you want. 1365 01:24:49,284 --> 01:24:51,072 It didn't hurt his numbers. It improved his numbers. 1366 01:24:51,140 --> 01:24:54,435 Show indignation about how a man would never have to go through hell for having done this. 1367 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,921 Confess and demonstrate to the young women of America... 1368 01:24:56,996 --> 01:25:02,178 how such sexual impropriety can ruin their lives. 1369 01:25:02,244 --> 01:25:07,033 Confess and preach about the dangers that alcohol can bring to you. 1370 01:25:07,108 --> 01:25:09,180 For God's sakes, just confess! 1371 01:25:09,251 --> 01:25:13,048 I understand, Kermit, truly. 1372 01:25:14,563 --> 01:25:17,432 I understand, and you know what? It's really nobody's business. 1373 01:25:17,507 --> 01:25:21,184 Well, it is our fucking business! 1374 01:25:32,514 --> 01:25:34,369 Listen, Laine... 1375 01:25:35,394 --> 01:25:37,980 I don't care who you fucked... 1376 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:41,246 and how many times in how many positions... 1377 01:25:41,314 --> 01:25:44,413 as long as it doesn't threaten the administration. 1378 01:25:46,945 --> 01:25:50,076 You can be cavalier on your own dime. 1379 01:25:59,553 --> 01:26:01,408 Mr. President. 1380 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:12,830 I am fully prepared to step down... 1381 01:26:12,896 --> 01:26:15,710 but my personal life... 1382 01:26:15,776 --> 01:26:19,420 and my past... 1383 01:26:20,608 --> 01:26:22,648 are just that. 1384 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:26,364 But I will do whatever you say. 1385 01:26:30,016 --> 01:26:35,732 Show them why Laine Hanson is my nominee with your closing statement. 1386 01:26:35,807 --> 01:26:37,946 Mr. Chairman... 1387 01:26:38,015 --> 01:26:41,211 ladies and gentlemen of the committee: 1388 01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:45,719 Uh, remarkably enough, it seems that I have some explaining to do. 1389 01:26:45,790 --> 01:26:49,500 So... let me be absolutely clear. 1390 01:26:56,094 --> 01:26:59,771 I stand for a woman's right to choose. 1391 01:26:59,838 --> 01:27:03,732 I stand for the elimination of the death penalty. 1392 01:27:03,806 --> 01:27:06,708 I stand for a strong and growing armed forces... 1393 01:27:06,782 --> 01:27:10,611 because we must stomp out genocide on this planet... 1394 01:27:10,686 --> 01:27:14,199 and I believe that that is a cause worth dying for. 1395 01:27:15,678 --> 01:27:20,118 I stand for seeing every gun taken out of every home. Period. 1396 01:27:20,190 --> 01:27:25,011 I stand for making the selling of cigarettes to our youth a federal offense. 1397 01:27:25,085 --> 01:27:30,038 I stand for term limits and campaign reform. 1398 01:27:30,108 --> 01:27:34,647 And, Mr. Chairman, I stand for the separation of church and state... 1399 01:27:34,716 --> 01:27:39,386 and the reason that I stand for that is the same reason that I believe our forefathers did. 1400 01:27:39,452 --> 01:27:42,616 It is not there to protect religion from the grasp of government... 1401 01:27:42,684 --> 01:27:46,874 but to protect our government from the grasp of religious fanaticism. 1402 01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:49,427 I may be an atheist... 1403 01:27:49,499 --> 01:27:53,656 but that does not mean I do not go to church; I do go to church. 1404 01:27:53,724 --> 01:27:57,106 The church I go to is the one that emancipated the slaves... 1405 01:27:57,179 --> 01:27:59,546 that gave women the right to vote. 1406 01:27:59,611 --> 01:28:04,629 It gave us every freedom that we hold dear. 1407 01:28:04,700 --> 01:28:08,311 My church is this very chapel of democracy that we sit in together... 1408 01:28:08,379 --> 01:28:11,412 and I do not need God to tell me what are my moral absolutes. 1409 01:28:11,482 --> 01:28:13,686 I need my heart, my brain and this church. 1410 01:28:19,866 --> 01:28:21,906 Get in there, get in there. 1411 01:28:23,418 --> 01:28:26,866 Oh, shoot! Come on, come on, come on! 1412 01:28:26,938 --> 01:28:30,582 - Senator? Oh... - Hello, Freshman. 1413 01:28:30,650 --> 01:28:32,854 Senator, I just wanted to steal a couple of seconds. 1414 01:28:32,922 --> 01:28:35,955 What? See what whores do on their time off? 1415 01:28:39,290 --> 01:28:42,551 Listen, I know the things I've done. 1416 01:28:42,617 --> 01:28:45,617 They may not have been nice or considered politically savvy... 1417 01:28:45,689 --> 01:28:49,617 but they have served the greater good and they have been honest. 1418 01:28:49,689 --> 01:28:51,380 Okay. 1419 01:28:51,449 --> 01:28:53,969 Look, I know you're not a whore. 1420 01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:56,212 - I'm not gonna talk about it. - I know. You're not talking about it. 1421 01:28:58,553 --> 01:29:00,757 Somebody else has come forward. 1422 01:29:00,825 --> 01:29:03,956 Somebody else from the night of the incident sent me this letter. 1423 01:29:04,024 --> 01:29:05,879 They didn't send it to me. They sent it to the committee. 1424 01:29:05,944 --> 01:29:08,365 I just happen to be in charge of all the correspondence. 1425 01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:11,986 I don't think you can keep quiet about what's in there. 1426 01:29:12,056 --> 01:29:16,278 Mr. Runyon has a copy, and now so do you. 1427 01:29:16,344 --> 01:29:19,475 I beg you, Senator, to deal with this. 1428 01:29:21,944 --> 01:29:24,497 - How long is this flight? - About an hour and 40 minutes. 1429 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:28,561 POTUS is scheduled to address the American Legion on the third. 1430 01:29:28,631 --> 01:29:31,282 - American Legion? Who approved that? - I don't know. 1431 01:29:31,351 --> 01:29:33,871 - I thought he had the D.A.R. Dinner that night. - We have a five-hour window. 1432 01:29:33,943 --> 01:29:35,633 - Hey, Chuck. - Hey, Kermit. 1433 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:37,557 Did you get the AP reports? 1434 01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:42,161 - What's that? - POTUS's poll numbers are down 23%. 1435 01:29:42,230 --> 01:29:45,940 - And Hanson's in the low 30s. - Get in there. I'll talk to you in a minute. 1436 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,788 - Are you Willomina? - Yes, sir. 1437 01:29:50,486 --> 01:29:52,341 You asked to see me? 1438 01:29:52,406 --> 01:29:55,570 - Is this your handiwork? - Yes, sir. 1439 01:29:55,638 --> 01:29:59,566 - How many people have seen this? - I gave it only to the director. 1440 01:29:59,638 --> 01:30:03,216 - And who have you talked to about this? - Nobody. 1441 01:30:03,285 --> 01:30:05,936 Not a husband? Boyfriend? 1442 01:30:06,006 --> 01:30:10,032 - Grandma in Kalamazoo? - No, sir. Nobody. 1443 01:30:10,102 --> 01:30:13,418 - Keep it that way. - Yes, sir. 1444 01:30:13,493 --> 01:30:16,210 You did a good job, Special Agent. 1445 01:30:18,581 --> 01:30:24,211 Sir! Uh, sir, I just... I just wanted to ask, ask you. Um, well... 1446 01:30:24,277 --> 01:30:26,895 Are you gonna dump her? 1447 01:30:26,965 --> 01:30:29,714 Sir, this may be really, really inappropriate... 1448 01:30:29,780 --> 01:30:32,333 but if that's what you guys are thinking... 1449 01:30:32,404 --> 01:30:35,884 Please, you can't do it. She's hope. 1450 01:30:35,956 --> 01:30:39,502 Hope that the standards... That there is no double standard. 1451 01:30:39,572 --> 01:30:42,059 Hope that the goals can be the same. 1452 01:30:43,476 --> 01:30:46,258 You know what? You're goddamn right. 1453 01:30:47,284 --> 01:30:50,448 That was absolutely inappropriate. 1454 01:30:50,516 --> 01:30:52,752 Robertson. 1455 01:31:05,395 --> 01:31:07,850 I wouldn't take it too hard. 1456 01:31:07,923 --> 01:31:09,930 It's not exactly fair when six foxes and one chicken... 1457 01:31:10,003 --> 01:31:12,653 are voting on what to have for dinner. 1458 01:31:12,722 --> 01:31:16,464 Well, that's not playing fair. I'll give you that. 1459 01:31:16,531 --> 01:31:18,669 You want an oatmeal cookie? 1460 01:31:18,738 --> 01:31:20,331 - Trevor? - I'm getting them, sir. 1461 01:31:20,402 --> 01:31:24,526 I find these giant raisins... Well, you'll see. 1462 01:31:24,594 --> 01:31:26,601 Taste like grapes. 1463 01:31:32,786 --> 01:31:36,200 Shelly, you really made a mess of things for me. 1464 01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:38,510 You sure did clobber me. 1465 01:31:41,713 --> 01:31:46,055 Isn't it possible, sir, that I was... that I was acting... 1466 01:31:46,129 --> 01:31:48,365 - in the best interests of the United States? - No. 1467 01:31:48,433 --> 01:31:50,767 It's not possible. 1468 01:31:50,833 --> 01:31:54,094 That's what pisses me off. It's all about retribution for Hartford. 1469 01:31:54,161 --> 01:31:56,549 Thank you, Trevor. That'll be all. 1470 01:31:56,624 --> 01:32:00,552 - Go ahead. Try this. It's wonderful. - No. 1471 01:32:00,624 --> 01:32:04,814 I may have taken the presidency from you, but you one-upped me. 1472 01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:07,815 You took away my legacy. 1473 01:32:07,888 --> 01:32:11,084 I look at her and I see someone who has proven the capacity for disloyalty. 1474 01:32:11,152 --> 01:32:13,061 Or the capacity for seeing the light. 1475 01:32:15,055 --> 01:32:17,128 We're both sticking to our guns. 1476 01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:20,134 The difference is... mine are loaded. 1477 01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:25,292 Look, it doesn't matter, does it? She's not being confirmed. 1478 01:32:25,359 --> 01:32:29,319 We can talk for days about greatness and leadership... 1479 01:32:29,391 --> 01:32:31,813 but Laine Hanson will not be confirmed. 1480 01:32:31,887 --> 01:32:35,148 I have seven from your side who are giving her the ax. 1481 01:32:35,214 --> 01:32:37,102 Oh, indeed, the ax? 1482 01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:39,022 We can go through the process of a vote. 1483 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,613 You can waste time... 1484 01:32:40,686 --> 01:32:45,258 and suffer the humiliation, or... or we can just move on. 1485 01:32:45,326 --> 01:32:47,301 - There's a lot of good folk to choose from. - Who? 1486 01:32:47,374 --> 01:32:49,546 Who can I be certain you'll confirm? 1487 01:32:49,614 --> 01:32:53,574 The man you wanted in the first place: Jack Hathaway. 1488 01:32:55,694 --> 01:32:57,548 Shelly. 1489 01:32:59,086 --> 01:33:00,973 Good man. 1490 01:33:11,309 --> 01:33:14,244 Okay, Shelly... 1491 01:33:14,316 --> 01:33:19,138 I'll give you Governor Jack Hathaway, but I wanna make damn sure... 1492 01:33:19,213 --> 01:33:22,442 - you'll give him a smooth ride. - My word. There's a reason they call me Honest Shell. 1493 01:33:22,508 --> 01:33:26,283 Irony, Shelly. I want an insurance policy. 1494 01:33:26,348 --> 01:33:29,130 I want a piece of the rock. I wanna make sure... 1495 01:33:29,196 --> 01:33:31,400 you're not gonna pull some kind of baloney out of your hat... 1496 01:33:31,468 --> 01:33:33,639 and make a mockery of my administration again. 1497 01:33:33,708 --> 01:33:36,097 Listen. This is what I'm gonna do. 1498 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:42,787 I'm gonna ask Mrs. Hanson and Mr. Hathaway up to the Oval Office... 1499 01:33:42,859 --> 01:33:45,347 before the D.A.R. Banquet tomorrow night. 1500 01:33:45,420 --> 01:33:47,525 I want you there as well, but, Shelly... 1501 01:33:47,596 --> 01:33:51,457 before then, I need you to marry yourself to this guy. 1502 01:33:51,531 --> 01:33:55,655 I need you to make a public statement that makes his sinking your sinking. 1503 01:33:55,723 --> 01:33:58,178 - Otherwise... - But I'm not sure I can... 1504 01:33:58,251 --> 01:34:01,480 Let's make this confirmation fast and furious. 1505 01:34:01,547 --> 01:34:04,296 - Help me save face on this one. - Okay. 1506 01:34:17,706 --> 01:34:21,568 Oh, man. Mr. Runyon, prefer I take you around back? 1507 01:34:21,642 --> 01:34:25,416 - No, I'll be fine. - Yes, sir. 1508 01:34:35,625 --> 01:34:40,611 How do you respond to the rumors that Mrs. Hanson has withdrawn her name? 1509 01:34:40,681 --> 01:34:42,590 That is a rumor I've not yet heard. 1510 01:34:42,665 --> 01:34:44,967 Have you heard about the possibility of Governor Hathaway... 1511 01:34:45,033 --> 01:34:48,513 - returning to the list of vice presidential... - Governor Hathaway is a fine man. 1512 01:34:48,585 --> 01:34:50,821 Will he have a smoother ride than Mrs. Hanson? 1513 01:34:50,888 --> 01:34:53,310 Let me go on record as saying... 1514 01:34:53,385 --> 01:34:56,930 that in my opinion there is no man alive... no Democrat alive... 1515 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,717 who could bring... 1516 01:34:59,784 --> 01:35:03,428 more integrity to the office of the vice presidency. 1517 01:35:03,495 --> 01:35:06,812 I would stake my career... 1518 01:35:06,887 --> 01:35:11,360 on Governor Hathaway's, uh, smooth and efficient confirmation. 1519 01:35:11,431 --> 01:35:14,246 As for Laine Hanson... 1520 01:35:14,311 --> 01:35:17,758 - Got everybody, Glenda? - Yes, sir. He says you can go in whenever you're ready. 1521 01:35:17,831 --> 01:35:19,970 - Great. Hello, Jack. - Kermit. 1522 01:35:20,039 --> 01:35:23,748 - Fiona, you're looking particularly fetching this evening. - Thank you, sir. 1523 01:35:23,815 --> 01:35:27,230 - I believe this is the first one of these affairs for you, right? - Yes. 1524 01:35:27,302 --> 01:35:29,855 - My 37th. - You look great. 1525 01:35:29,926 --> 01:35:32,610 - Hello, Shelly. - Newman. 1526 01:35:32,679 --> 01:35:37,217 Everybody would understand if you wanted to delay for two weeks. 1527 01:35:37,287 --> 01:35:40,483 I'm not sure I could stomach another two weeks. 1528 01:35:41,510 --> 01:35:44,444 Oh, Jack. 1529 01:35:44,518 --> 01:35:48,064 - Jerry. Good. - How are you? 1530 01:35:48,134 --> 01:35:50,108 Mr. Hanson. 1531 01:35:51,301 --> 01:35:54,171 - Gentlemen. Jack. - Mr. President. 1532 01:35:54,245 --> 01:35:56,285 There he is! Shelly! 1533 01:35:56,357 --> 01:35:58,462 Hello, Mr. President. 1534 01:35:58,533 --> 01:36:00,475 Uh, you know what? 1535 01:36:00,549 --> 01:36:03,037 Before we get started... 1536 01:36:03,109 --> 01:36:05,411 I can't stomach the idea... 1537 01:36:05,477 --> 01:36:08,347 of touching that chichi food we always get served at these state dinners. 1538 01:36:08,420 --> 01:36:10,275 - Glenda? - Yes, sir? 1539 01:36:10,340 --> 01:36:13,307 Could we put together a grilled cheese sandwich? Muenster on rye. 1540 01:36:13,380 --> 01:36:15,355 Right away. 1541 01:36:15,429 --> 01:36:17,632 Oh, sorry. Where are my manners? You guys want anything? 1542 01:36:17,701 --> 01:36:20,286 - No, thank you, sir. - Shelly? 1543 01:36:20,356 --> 01:36:22,363 Jesus, uh, Shell, those were some... 1544 01:36:22,436 --> 01:36:25,884 very nice things you said about Jack. 1545 01:36:27,780 --> 01:36:31,708 Jack, there. I understand that you two have never met. 1546 01:36:31,780 --> 01:36:34,398 - Laine Hanson, Jack Hathaway. - It's a pleasure. 1547 01:36:34,468 --> 01:36:36,322 - I'm quite in awe of you. - Thank you. 1548 01:36:38,308 --> 01:36:40,413 Mr. President? 1549 01:36:40,483 --> 01:36:44,826 - Yes, Glenda? - Sir, the kitchen's all out of Muenster. 1550 01:36:44,899 --> 01:36:48,925 Really? Wow. Well, um, let's get on that. 1551 01:36:48,995 --> 01:36:52,256 We don't want the wheels coming off the wagon. 1552 01:36:59,906 --> 01:37:03,451 This is, uh... 1553 01:37:03,522 --> 01:37:08,094 This is quite an event. Here we are. Quite a sad event. 1554 01:37:08,162 --> 01:37:10,071 - Mr. President, if I may? - Yes, please. 1555 01:37:10,146 --> 01:37:13,790 A short while ago, you told me that you thought I might be the future of the party. 1556 01:37:13,858 --> 01:37:16,825 I know that these are tough times... 1557 01:37:16,898 --> 01:37:18,752 and the future is uncertain... 1558 01:37:18,817 --> 01:37:22,363 but I'm very pleased to think that I might be able to help make things a little smoother. 1559 01:37:24,257 --> 01:37:28,599 The future, yes. Well, there is one thing... 1560 01:37:28,673 --> 01:37:32,285 quite certain about the future. 1561 01:37:33,793 --> 01:37:36,476 - What's that? - Sir? 1562 01:37:36,545 --> 01:37:38,846 - You have the right to remain silent... - Fred. 1563 01:37:38,912 --> 01:37:43,135 - I have to read him his rights. - Fred, the governor, he knows his rights. 1564 01:37:43,201 --> 01:37:46,998 You know your rights, right, Jack? You don't have to humiliate him. 1565 01:37:47,072 --> 01:37:49,439 You fucked up, buddy. 1566 01:37:49,504 --> 01:37:53,628 - The girl, do you know what she was? - What girl? 1567 01:37:53,696 --> 01:37:56,631 - The girl in the river. - She was a paralegal. 1568 01:37:56,704 --> 01:37:59,999 - Before that. - She was military. Fourteen Golf. 1569 01:38:00,064 --> 01:38:04,341 We found the money that you put in her account at the Bellagio. 1570 01:38:04,416 --> 01:38:07,449 - Two hundred thousand dollars. - And that ad in... 1571 01:38:07,519 --> 01:38:09,853 - Soldier of Fortune. - Yeah, Soldier of Fortune. 1572 01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:12,254 I don't mind confessing, I am at a total fucking loss. 1573 01:38:12,319 --> 01:38:16,410 Shelly, he paid her to go off the fucking bridge. 1574 01:38:16,479 --> 01:38:19,708 He paid her to save her. 1575 01:38:19,775 --> 01:38:21,630 Jesus Christ. 1576 01:38:23,742 --> 01:38:26,557 - Shelly, maybe I... - You shouldn't say anything. 1577 01:38:26,622 --> 01:38:31,227 - Jack, look, we respect... - You're going to have to come with me now. 1578 01:38:31,295 --> 01:38:33,466 Fred. We respect you. 1579 01:38:33,534 --> 01:38:36,403 We're trying to make this go as smoothly as it possibly can. 1580 01:38:36,478 --> 01:38:38,617 I know you meant no harm. 1581 01:38:38,686 --> 01:38:41,882 - Hell, I don't even know... What would the charge be? - Negligent homicide. 1582 01:38:41,950 --> 01:38:46,205 Oh, negligent homicide. 1583 01:38:46,269 --> 01:38:48,179 Sir. 1584 01:38:49,630 --> 01:38:51,996 - Good luck, Mrs. Hanson. - You too. 1585 01:38:52,062 --> 01:38:55,193 Who doesn't want a shortcut to greatness? 1586 01:39:09,533 --> 01:39:12,948 Oh, it's a goddamn shame about the Muenster. 1587 01:39:23,228 --> 01:39:25,083 Mr. President. 1588 01:39:25,148 --> 01:39:27,319 Yeah, Shelly? 1589 01:39:27,387 --> 01:39:29,460 You set me up. 1590 01:39:29,532 --> 01:39:31,386 Just this once. 1591 01:39:35,356 --> 01:39:37,625 For the record, sir... 1592 01:39:37,691 --> 01:39:41,782 I find what you did to be manipulative... 1593 01:39:41,851 --> 01:39:44,884 Mr. Chairman, let's just say... 1594 01:39:44,955 --> 01:39:47,988 "I'm guilty but not responsible," hmm? 1595 01:39:49,307 --> 01:39:53,911 Shelly, you needn't worry about us exposing the fact... 1596 01:39:53,978 --> 01:39:56,400 that you leaked all that horrible material about Laine on the Internet. 1597 01:39:56,475 --> 01:40:01,144 We know that you were just following your heart. 1598 01:40:02,138 --> 01:40:04,178 Yeah, Hartford, it was a tough one. 1599 01:40:04,250 --> 01:40:06,323 But... Well, it doesn't make a difference. 1600 01:40:06,394 --> 01:40:10,070 - She still is who she is. - Yes, she is. 1601 01:40:10,137 --> 01:40:12,504 And you are who you are. 1602 01:40:14,937 --> 01:40:16,912 You're still coming to the banquet, aren't you? 1603 01:40:16,986 --> 01:40:19,702 Because I'd love to see you. Is your wife in town? 1604 01:40:23,577 --> 01:40:26,544 May I introduce tonight's honoree, Miss Barr? 1605 01:40:26,617 --> 01:40:29,366 - Congressman Webster. - Honor, madam. 1606 01:40:29,432 --> 01:40:32,596 And, Congressman, you know the senator, of course. 1607 01:40:32,664 --> 01:40:35,217 We go about two feet back. 1608 01:40:35,288 --> 01:40:38,321 I asked them to have you seated at my table tonight. 1609 01:40:38,392 --> 01:40:42,287 - If you want to break bread with me. - Absolutely. 1610 01:40:42,360 --> 01:40:44,978 - Don't eat all the hors d'oeuvres. - Shark steak sandwiches? 1611 01:40:45,048 --> 01:40:47,120 Yeah. Save me some. 1612 01:40:50,168 --> 01:40:54,194 Last time I shared one of these, it was with the president of Russia. 1613 01:40:54,264 --> 01:40:59,250 Or maybe it was the kid who won Wimbledon for the second time. 1614 01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:01,262 I'm honored, sir. 1615 01:41:03,415 --> 01:41:06,383 You're not supposed to inhale. 1616 01:41:06,455 --> 01:41:09,587 Maybe that's the first thing you should've told me. 1617 01:41:11,671 --> 01:41:14,289 Recognize this affidavit? 1618 01:41:14,359 --> 01:41:16,301 Where'd you get that, sir? 1619 01:41:16,374 --> 01:41:18,796 Where you got yours. 1620 01:41:18,871 --> 01:41:21,587 Where Shelly Runyon got his. 1621 01:41:21,655 --> 01:41:24,207 From Mr. Webster. 1622 01:41:25,430 --> 01:41:27,885 He may not know his right from his left... 1623 01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:30,860 but apparently he does know right from wrong. 1624 01:41:32,277 --> 01:41:34,546 I understand you even less now, Senator. 1625 01:41:34,614 --> 01:41:37,842 - You are an enigma wrapped in a riddle. - Wrapped in a riddle. 1626 01:41:37,910 --> 01:41:41,041 Watch your step, Senator. 1627 01:41:45,525 --> 01:41:49,267 What if I told you that I'm just busting at the seams... 1628 01:41:49,333 --> 01:41:52,945 to know what exactly happened that night... 1629 01:41:53,013 --> 01:41:56,493 to hear the truth from your own lips? 1630 01:41:56,565 --> 01:41:59,664 Totally off the record. 1631 01:41:59,733 --> 01:42:05,002 Not between the president and the senator, but between the president and Laine. 1632 01:42:05,076 --> 01:42:08,654 Better than that. Between Jackson and Laine. 1633 01:42:20,148 --> 01:42:24,425 Well, I had just turned 18 when I got to college... 1634 01:42:24,500 --> 01:42:27,467 and I had never been away from home, not really. 1635 01:42:27,540 --> 01:42:32,941 And I was immediately... I was immediately lonely. 1636 01:42:33,011 --> 01:42:36,524 And that's when the sorority kicked in. 1637 01:42:36,594 --> 01:42:38,536 I wanted them, they wanted me. 1638 01:42:38,611 --> 01:42:40,782 I was the daughter of the governor, for chrissake. 1639 01:42:40,851 --> 01:42:44,014 - True blue catch. - I guess so. 1640 01:42:44,082 --> 01:42:48,784 And like any other sorority, they have an initiation, a rush. 1641 01:42:48,850 --> 01:42:53,901 And they have this girl, this woman that Runyon deposed, Patty LaVamere. 1642 01:42:53,971 --> 01:42:56,174 She runs the sorority, and she gives it to me straight: 1643 01:42:56,242 --> 01:43:01,905 If I wanna be in, I have to go to their brother fraternity and have sex... 1644 01:43:01,970 --> 01:43:04,839 with two boys. 1645 01:43:04,914 --> 01:43:06,888 What a coup for them, huh? 1646 01:43:06,961 --> 01:43:10,474 Daughter of a big-time Republican doing a frat house? 1647 01:43:10,546 --> 01:43:13,393 But I say, "There's no chance." 1648 01:43:13,457 --> 01:43:16,239 - The whole thing was pretty hairy. - I bet. 1649 01:43:16,306 --> 01:43:19,273 But six beers later, I'm talking a different tune... 1650 01:43:19,345 --> 01:43:21,930 so off we go to the frat house. 1651 01:43:22,001 --> 01:43:24,456 Half the girls were there, about a zillion boys. 1652 01:43:24,529 --> 01:43:29,133 They're cheering my name. "Laine! Laine! Laine!" 1653 01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:32,583 And I'm just stumbling around. 1654 01:43:34,672 --> 01:43:38,731 Eventually I just say, "I'm gonna go for it." 1655 01:43:38,800 --> 01:43:43,142 If getting laid is a common initiation for boys in the frat... 1656 01:43:43,216 --> 01:43:46,183 then why not for us, right? 1657 01:43:46,256 --> 01:43:50,217 - You're asking me? - No, I'm not. 1658 01:43:50,288 --> 01:43:53,451 Oh, sorry. Sorry. Go ahead. 1659 01:43:53,519 --> 01:43:55,691 That's okay. 1660 01:43:57,103 --> 01:43:59,558 So they send me into this room. 1661 01:43:59,631 --> 01:44:02,827 It's dark and dim. There are these two guys. 1662 01:44:02,895 --> 01:44:06,310 They both have towels wrapped around their waists. 1663 01:44:06,382 --> 01:44:11,401 And the first guy, he slips his towel off. 1664 01:44:11,471 --> 01:44:15,148 And I see his thing, and... 1665 01:44:15,215 --> 01:44:18,313 I take it in my hand... 1666 01:44:18,382 --> 01:44:21,284 and I say... 1667 01:44:22,894 --> 01:44:27,651 - It was the first thing that came into my head. - What did you say? 1668 01:44:27,726 --> 01:44:30,060 I said, "I'm sorry, I don't smoke." 1669 01:44:33,134 --> 01:44:36,200 And then I just got the hell out of there. 1670 01:44:38,061 --> 01:44:39,916 You okay, sir? 1671 01:44:39,981 --> 01:44:44,999 Oh, no, I'm just thinking what I'd pay to be back in college again. 1672 01:44:47,821 --> 01:44:52,043 The next day, the campus was rampant with word... 1673 01:44:52,108 --> 01:44:54,050 that I had been the center of a gang-bang. 1674 01:44:54,124 --> 01:44:56,131 I mean, the governor's daughter. 1675 01:44:56,204 --> 01:44:59,335 Let me tell you. That's one hell of a bell to un-ring. 1676 01:44:59,404 --> 01:45:02,055 - What about the photographs? - Not me. 1677 01:45:02,124 --> 01:45:04,546 I never took my clothes off. 1678 01:45:04,620 --> 01:45:07,686 Even if I had, I've got this big birthmark on my right thigh... 1679 01:45:07,756 --> 01:45:10,473 that the lady with the lovely physique in the photo lacks. 1680 01:45:10,540 --> 01:45:14,697 - No witnesses? - Pure urban legend. 1681 01:45:14,764 --> 01:45:17,797 A little bit of wishful thinking thrown in, I think. 1682 01:45:18,604 --> 01:45:21,156 You know, Laine... 1683 01:45:21,227 --> 01:45:25,384 you could've looked those pricks in the eye and told them the truth. 1684 01:45:25,451 --> 01:45:27,840 Under oath. Told them they were full of shit. 1685 01:45:27,915 --> 01:45:32,072 And barring that, you could've at least told me. 1686 01:45:32,139 --> 01:45:36,873 But see, it really wasn't any of your business either, and it still isn't. 1687 01:45:36,939 --> 01:45:40,287 There's something about almost puking on a Havana... 1688 01:45:40,362 --> 01:45:42,631 that just turns a girl... to blush. 1689 01:45:42,698 --> 01:45:46,855 This letter from Jack Bennet... 1690 01:45:46,922 --> 01:45:51,940 and Larry Bellows, affidavit, I guess, that you got from Webster. 1691 01:45:52,010 --> 01:45:55,044 It pretty much says that nothing happened that night. 1692 01:45:55,114 --> 01:45:59,107 - They're ready to come forward to be deposed. - That's very good of them. 1693 01:45:59,178 --> 01:46:02,593 So, that's it. The end. Good guys win. 1694 01:46:02,666 --> 01:46:05,829 I'm gonna call a press conference tomorrow, read that letter... 1695 01:46:05,897 --> 01:46:10,370 and damn it if you don't have the fastest confirmation on record. 1696 01:46:10,441 --> 01:46:12,296 No, sir. 1697 01:46:12,361 --> 01:46:14,849 "No, sir"? What, "No, sir"? 1698 01:46:14,921 --> 01:46:19,427 I would prefer that we not have the press conference, sir. 1699 01:46:19,497 --> 01:46:22,726 Laine, maybe you've been out of law school too long. 1700 01:46:22,792 --> 01:46:25,825 - This is what they call exculpatory evidence. - Yes, I realize that. 1701 01:46:25,896 --> 01:46:29,638 - This is your ticket to wherever history is gonna take you. - Yes. 1702 01:46:29,705 --> 01:46:33,283 But principles only mean something if you stick by them when they're inconvenient. 1703 01:46:34,856 --> 01:46:37,606 If I ever did answer the questions... 1704 01:46:37,672 --> 01:46:41,217 you know, even to exonerate myself... 1705 01:46:41,287 --> 01:46:44,768 that would mean that it was okay for them to have been asked in the first place... 1706 01:46:44,839 --> 01:46:46,694 and it isn't. 1707 01:46:46,759 --> 01:46:49,377 - You would sacrifice your reputation? - Yes, I would. 1708 01:46:49,447 --> 01:46:52,830 People have sacrificed a lot more for a lot less. 1709 01:46:54,887 --> 01:46:58,945 - We've got him! We have Goliath. - Sir, are you all right, sir? 1710 01:46:59,015 --> 01:47:02,332 - It's okay, guys. Busted. - POTUS is secure. 1711 01:47:02,662 --> 01:47:05,826 Of course, the president addressing a joint session of Congress... 1712 01:47:05,894 --> 01:47:08,228 is always unusual, always an event. 1713 01:47:08,295 --> 01:47:11,077 This speech is scheduled to begin momentarily. 1714 01:47:11,142 --> 01:47:14,403 We understand the president has arrived at the U.S. Capitol. 1715 01:47:14,471 --> 01:47:17,819 I don't care if I never see any of these guys again. 1716 01:47:17,894 --> 01:47:22,149 Sources in the White House have told us that the president... 1717 01:47:22,213 --> 01:47:25,694 - It's gonna be okay. - Does intend to withdraw the name of Senator Laine B. Hanson... 1718 01:47:25,766 --> 01:47:30,468 I still have a year and a half on my term. That's a long time to recover. 1719 01:47:30,534 --> 01:47:35,771 - Then there's always... - Given the stunning charges made against Governor Hathaway... 1720 01:47:35,846 --> 01:47:39,839 - Laine, honey, it's gonna be fine. - Those on the inside are suggesting... 1721 01:47:39,909 --> 01:47:41,796 - It's gonna be okay. - The president will designate... 1722 01:47:41,860 --> 01:47:44,992 - Ambassador Francis J. Malloy as his number two. - Yeah, thanks. 1723 01:47:46,341 --> 01:47:48,479 Pace me at five to ten, okay? 1724 01:47:51,588 --> 01:47:56,225 ... after the greeting of the president of the United States. 1725 01:47:56,292 --> 01:47:59,969 Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States of America. 1726 01:49:12,289 --> 01:49:14,656 Thank you. 1727 01:49:16,960 --> 01:49:22,078 Napoleon once said, when asked to explain the lack of great statesmen in the world... 1728 01:49:22,145 --> 01:49:24,533 that, "to get power... 1729 01:49:24,608 --> 01:49:27,957 you need to display absolute pettiness. 1730 01:49:28,032 --> 01:49:31,960 To exercise power, you need to show true greatness." 1731 01:49:32,032 --> 01:49:36,407 Such pettiness and such greatness are rarely found in one person. 1732 01:49:36,480 --> 01:49:39,775 I look upon the events of the past weeks... 1733 01:49:39,839 --> 01:49:43,483 and I've never come so to grips with that quotation. 1734 01:49:43,551 --> 01:49:45,788 So, ladies and gentlemen of this Congress... 1735 01:49:45,855 --> 01:49:51,037 it pains my soul to tell you that you have brought blood and shame under this great dome. 1736 01:49:51,103 --> 01:49:55,380 Your leadership has raised the stakes of hate to a level... 1737 01:49:55,454 --> 01:49:59,829 where we can no longer separate the demagogue from the truly inspired. 1738 01:49:59,902 --> 01:50:05,019 And believe this, there are traitors among us. 1739 01:50:05,087 --> 01:50:09,494 And I'm not talking about those of you who sided against your party leadership. 1740 01:50:09,566 --> 01:50:13,363 I'm talking about those of you who were patriots to your party... 1741 01:50:13,438 --> 01:50:16,918 but traitors to the necessary end result: 1742 01:50:16,990 --> 01:50:20,088 That of righteousness, the truth... 1743 01:50:20,157 --> 01:50:25,274 the concept of making the American dream blind to gender. 1744 01:50:25,342 --> 01:50:29,564 And you know, I am not free of blame. 1745 01:50:29,629 --> 01:50:31,931 Right from the start I should've come down here... 1746 01:50:31,997 --> 01:50:35,096 pointed a finger your way... 1747 01:50:35,165 --> 01:50:37,172 pointed a finger your way... 1748 01:50:37,245 --> 01:50:40,627 and asked you, "Have you no decency, sir?" 1749 01:50:42,396 --> 01:50:45,364 Yesterday... 1750 01:50:45,436 --> 01:50:47,673 I met... 1751 01:50:47,740 --> 01:50:50,423 Mr. Runyon... 1752 01:50:50,492 --> 01:50:53,459 you may walk out on me, you may walk out on this body... 1753 01:50:53,532 --> 01:50:58,169 but you cannot walk out on the will of the American people. 1754 01:50:58,236 --> 01:51:01,105 Americans are a good people, they're a just people, Mr. Runyon... 1755 01:51:01,179 --> 01:51:04,791 and they will forgive you, but they will not forget. 1756 01:51:04,860 --> 01:51:07,380 Hate and ego have no place residing... 1757 01:51:07,451 --> 01:51:11,924 in what my good friend Laine Hanson calls the chapel of democracy. 1758 01:51:11,995 --> 01:51:13,817 So, let me make one thing clear. 1759 01:51:13,883 --> 01:51:18,225 You come at us with whatever weapons that you have in your arsenal... 1760 01:51:18,299 --> 01:51:20,950 but there is no weapon as powerful... 1761 01:51:21,019 --> 01:51:24,434 as that of an idea whose time has come. 1762 01:51:24,507 --> 01:51:28,435 A woman will serve in the highest level of the Executive. Simple as that. 1763 01:51:28,507 --> 01:51:31,671 Yesterday... 1764 01:51:31,739 --> 01:51:35,154 I spoke with Laine Hanson. 1765 01:51:35,227 --> 01:51:38,423 I told her that she could decide her own destiny. 1766 01:51:38,490 --> 01:51:41,337 If she wanted to continue her fight for confirmation... 1767 01:51:41,402 --> 01:51:44,947 that I would stand beside her. 1768 01:51:45,018 --> 01:51:47,767 She has asked me to allow her to step aside. 1769 01:51:47,834 --> 01:51:52,306 She told me that she wanted my administration to end on a note... 1770 01:51:52,377 --> 01:51:55,923 of triumph and not controversy. 1771 01:51:55,994 --> 01:52:01,296 Understand, those of you who worked to bring Laine Hanson down... 1772 01:52:01,369 --> 01:52:04,849 that she asked to have her name withdrawn from consideration... 1773 01:52:04,921 --> 01:52:08,630 not because she isn't great, but because she isn't petty. 1774 01:52:08,696 --> 01:52:12,144 Because those two conflicting leadership traits... 1775 01:52:12,216 --> 01:52:15,794 could not live as one within her body or her soul. 1776 01:52:15,864 --> 01:52:19,180 Greatness. It comes in many forms. 1777 01:52:19,256 --> 01:52:22,998 Sometimes it comes in the form of sacrifice. That's the loneliest form. 1778 01:52:23,064 --> 01:52:27,287 Now, it turns out that Laine Hanson is a woman... 1779 01:52:27,352 --> 01:52:30,701 an American of devout principle... 1780 01:52:30,775 --> 01:52:33,677 and she has inspired me to act alike... 1781 01:52:33,751 --> 01:52:38,770 and I cannot accept Senator Hanson's withdrawal. 1782 01:52:38,840 --> 01:52:43,891 And I'm now calling for an immediate vote of confirmation of Laine Hanson. 1783 01:52:43,959 --> 01:52:45,846 And, Mr. Speaker... 1784 01:52:45,911 --> 01:52:50,221 I would like to make this a live roll call. 1785 01:52:50,295 --> 01:52:52,978 I want to see the faces of those of you... 1786 01:52:53,046 --> 01:52:56,080 who would eliminate the possibility of greatness in American leadership... 1787 01:52:56,151 --> 01:53:00,209 because of half-truths, lies and innuendoes. 1788 01:53:00,278 --> 01:53:03,180 I will not be deterred by partisanship. 1789 01:53:03,254 --> 01:53:05,109 I will not be deterred by misogyny. 1790 01:53:05,174 --> 01:53:07,563 I will not be deterred by hate. 1791 01:53:07,638 --> 01:53:10,672 You have now come face-to-face with my will. 1792 01:53:11,702 --> 01:53:14,833 Confirm my nominee, heal this nation... 1793 01:53:14,902 --> 01:53:18,862 and let the American people explode into this new millennium... 1794 01:53:18,933 --> 01:53:23,919 with the exhilaration of being true to the glory of this democracy. 1795 01:53:23,989 --> 01:53:25,680 Thank you. 1796 01:54:09,747 --> 01:54:12,616 How's that for a swan song? 1797 01:54:12,691 --> 01:54:14,993 You're back, Laine. 1798 01:54:15,059 --> 01:54:17,961 Yeah, I know.