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UHF
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Senior... we must not go any farther!
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Look!
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It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol.
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It's certain death to anyone who enters.
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We must turn back... now!
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POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS
DO NOT ENTER
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KEEP OUT - DANGEROUS AREA
NO VISITORS/NO EXCEPTIONS
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WRONG WAY - STOP
SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE
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WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS
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George. Hello...Earth to George...
George!
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Are you daydreaming again?
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No, no, I was, uh... admiring
how clean and shiny this grill is...
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Come on George, we're busy here.
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You know what the problem is?
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Nobody here appreciates a guy
with a good imagination.
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At least not the people at the lumberyard
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or the miniature golf course
or Floyd's Fish Market...
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or any of the other places you've
worked in the last month, right.
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Yeah, well, some day... some day they'll all be sorry.
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They'll be eating breakfast or something
and all of a sudden they'll say, 'Hey...!'
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We screwed up! We never should have fired
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George Newman because he's got imagination!
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Well... I think the fries are just about done.
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Oh, geez. Better not let Big Edna
see that. She'll have a fit.
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Big Edna, Big Edna... You sound like a broken record.
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Why are you so afraid of
that pathetic tub of lard?
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KUNI'S KARATE SCHOOL
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How can you do this to me.
I knew this was gonna happen.
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You're right. Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say?
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I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime.
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Here, I want you to take this crowbar and...
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just bash my head right in.
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Really, go ahead, please, just bash it right in.
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Ah George, you know I couldn't do that...
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you still owe me five bucks.
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Hey, Kuni!
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Hiya, George!
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Beginner's class today, huh?
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Yeah! They're so stupid!
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Stupid!!
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Mm boy... look what I got here. Bob...
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a twinkie-wiener sandwich... your favorite.
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Come on, Bob, cheer up, will ya?
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You ruined my life.
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You know, Bob-o, I think you're
developing a bad attitude here.
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You see Bob you gotta look at the bigger picture.
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You gotta grab life by the lips
and YANK as hard as you can!
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See anything in the want ads?
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Yeah, but nothing with the prestige
of working at Burger World.
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So what do you think Teri's gonna say
when she hears you got fired again?
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Teri! Oh no... what time is it?
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Seven-thirty? Oh boy, I gotta go.
I'll see ya later, Bob.
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- Stupid!
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So, what's your excuse this time?
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Well, Bob and I were having a serious discussion
about our... various career options.
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Boy, I really like what you've done
with your hair. It's really
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George... did you get fired again?
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Yes! Yes! It's all true!
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I just don't know what's wrong with me!
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So, what's for dinner?
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Mashed potatoes? My favorite!
Teri, you shouldn't have!
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George, when are you going to start
taking things a little more seriously?
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I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly
from job to job ever since I've known you.
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If only you could just get
that overactive imagination
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of yours to work for you instead
of against you. Maybe you could...
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what are you doing?
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This means something... this is important.
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Oh, George, that is just terrible, but, don't you worry.
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You're a fine young man. I'm sure
you'll get another job right away.
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You got such a good face...
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Look at this face. Would you look at this face?
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Is this a face you could die for?
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So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.
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Oh, he'll be out soon.
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I think he's having some kind
of last minute business meeting.
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Two pair, aces high.
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Yeah, what? Hey, Louie!
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I just wanted to congratulate you, Mr. Bilchik.
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You did very well at the track this afternoon.
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Oh yeah? I won again, huh?' Yeh Right.
Thanks, Louie. Bye.
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Now, what are we doin' here?
It's your deal, Harvey.
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Oh! Hi, honey! Have you finished your meeting?
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Yeah, and business was great tonight!
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Harvey! Have you been gambling again?
Hey, what are you complainin' about?
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This is for when you go shoppin' on Rodeo Drive!
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what's this?
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Oh, that's the deed to Channel 62. I won it
with a pair of sevens. I was bluffing
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Channel 62? I never heard of it.
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I'm not surprised. More people watch
the fish tank at Leo's Pet Store.
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It's a little UHF station on the edge of town...
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it's been on the brink of bankruptcy for years.
It's too bad I gotta dump it.
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Oh, really? I kind of like the idea
of us having our own TV station.
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Forget about it. They can't even find
anybody to manage the place anymore.
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Harvey... I know somebody who'd be perfect for the job.
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Yeah? Who's that?
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George, George dear. Would you come over here for a second
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Oh, no. No, not him. Forget it. No way.
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I can't believe you're uncle is
letting you run his TV station
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Hey! He trusts me. Besides, he's going to California,
he doesn't want to be bothered with it.
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Well... here we are!
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This is it?
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Wow, this is even better than I imagined.
Come on, let's go check it out.
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I don't know, George. I'm not so sure about this.
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See? The front door's open. It's a friendly place!
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Hey, Mister! Change? You got change?
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Oh... uh... sure.
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... eighty-five... ninety-five... one dollar.
Thanks, Mister.
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Hello, I'm Mr. Ed
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A horse is a horse of course, of course.
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And no-one can talk to a horse of course
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that is of course unless the horse
is the famous Mister Ed.
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Go right to the source and ask the horse
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he'll give you the
answer that you endorse.
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He's always on a standing course
- talk to Mister Ed!
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Can I help you?
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Who are you?
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I'm Philo, chief engineer.
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So... isn't it a little late for you to be working?
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I mean, what time do you normally go home?
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This is my home. I live here.
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Hold these.
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No, no, no... like this.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I just want to see if my interociter can withstand
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a sudden charge of sixty-thousand volts.
Wha-?
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Yeah, it works.
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I don't know about this, George.
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I mean don't know the first thing
about what goes on at a TV station.
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Don't worry. Bob. It's just like
working in a fish market,
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except you don't have to
clean' and gut fish all day.
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Yah, So, can I help you?
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Hi, I'm George Newman.
I'm the new station manager.
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You know, when I first took this job they
told me that this position was only temporary,
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and that eventually, when the time
was right I'd move up to news,
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which is really my forte. You know
how long I've been working here?
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Two years! It's kind of hard to get promoted
when every other week you have a new boss.
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This job really sucks.
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And this is my friend Bob.
Hi. Nice to meet you
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Howdy, friends, it's Crazy Ernie from
"Crazy Ernie's Used Car Emporium!"
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It's a giant supermarket of cars!
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I got so many cars,
people come up to me and say,
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"Hey, Crazy Ernie! Where'd you get
all those cars?!" Lookee here.
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I got red cars, I got green cars, I got enough
cars to choke a camel! Tell you what, friends.
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If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in
the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal.
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That's right, I'll club this seal
to make a better deal.
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And you know I'd do it, too...
cause I'm crazy!
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ehn, look at all the old reruns
this station is airing.
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We could sure use some more live shows.
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I don't know, something like um..
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Oh no
You ok in there Pam?
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Yes. If it's not one thing, it's another.
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You know that mailman's really got a screw loose.
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He delivers us this package that's
suppose to go to R.J. Fletcher.
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Who?
R.J Fletcher. He runs channel 8.
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You know, the net work affiliate downtown.
Oh well, I'll just have to
send it back to him tomorrow.
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No, that's okay, I'll
take it over myself.
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It'll be a good chance to meet the competition.
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You know George, I'll tell you I don't really think
that's such a good idea
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I heard he's not the nicest guy in the world.
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Oh, come on, he can't be all that bad.
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You just gotta know how to talk to those guys.
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You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do?!
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Does this look like a Number Two pencil?
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No, I... I just thought-
You thought?! I don't pay you to think!
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But, Dad
Shut up!! Let's get back to the meeting.
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Alright, who's got the research report?
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I left the report on your desk, sir.
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I don't see it. When did you put it here?
Yesterday, before I left, sir.
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The janitor. It must have been the janitor.
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He probably threw it out when
he was cleaning up in here.
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Send in the janitor!
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I'm going to get to the bottom of this!
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I will not tolerate this type
of behavior at Channel 8!
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This is a business, not a home
for irresponsible pus brains!
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You wanted me, sir?
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That's right. I guess you know why I called you in here.
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Because you're lonely?
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No, you moron!
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Now look carefully.
Do you see anything missing from this desk?
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Uh... that stapler?
No!
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Now... listen to me!
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There was a very important file on this desk.
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A file that represented two months of intensive research.
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It's my guess that you threw it out.
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Why, no, sir, no um.
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Were you in here cleaning up last night?
Yes sir, yes sir I was.
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Do you see the file on my desk now?
Gee, I don't know I..
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I think I've proved my point.
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You are a worthless human being, Mr..
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Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski.
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May I call you Stanley?
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- Okay
- Stanley...
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- You're fired!
- But... I... I didn't
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- Get out!!
- But I...
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People are..
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I can't believe the incompetence in this place!
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People like that should be put to sleep.
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Well, what do you know? The research file!
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Here it is! I've been sitting here all the time!
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Betty, hold my calls.
Yes, Mr. Fletcher.
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Hey! R.J.!
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Hi! George Newman, U62. Say, nice place you got here.
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You know, I was just thinking,
since we're both in the business...
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Where'd you get this?
Don't you know that stealing mail is a federal offense?
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Hold on, you don't understand...
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No, you don't understand how serious a crime this is!
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I think you'd better just clean out
your desk right now and get out!
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You're through, mister!
But I don't work here.
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Trespassing, huh? I'll give you ten seconds
to get out before I call the police.
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Look, I just thought we could...
... five... four...
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Gee, look at the time.
Well, gotta go. Keep in touch.
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No... No.. No please... it's all I've got left...
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Let go! This is station property!
NO! NO! It's my, mop!
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Let go, let go you idiot
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That's my mop!
Not any more, buddy!
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Hey, are you all right?
It's just not fair...
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Come on, forget about it. It's only a mop.
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Only a mop? Only a mop?! Oh, You don't understand.
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That mop was given to me for my birthday
when I was 8 years old.
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We've never been apart!
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And now... now I don't even have a job anymore!
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After fifteen years, they toss me out
like a bag of moldy tangerines!
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What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
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Well... maybe you could come work for me...
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Really? You mean it?
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Uh... sure, I guess we could use a janitor.
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Stanley Spadowski.
George Newman.
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I'm mighty glad to meet you, George.
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I'm going to do a realy great job, you won't be sorry.
I'm really going to do a good job for you.
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I'm a good janitor, I'm a realy good janitor.
Want me to clean your glasses for you?
- No, I...
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I'm make them shiny, nice and shiny.
Cause we're friends aren't we George.
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No!
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- Is this it...?
- No!
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- Is this it...?
- No!
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- Is this it?
- No, George, I can't delay the broadcast,
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because the mayor is suppose to be coming any minute.
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Where is he...? No, I've looked all over.
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- I don't see a "Noodles" Maclntire
- Macintosh! At your service!
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Yah, George, Never mind. I think I found him.
Come on, come on!
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We now go live to U62's Pamela Finklestein
on the steps at City Hall.
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Thank you. HI! Pamela Finklestein here.
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Boy it's quite a scene this morning
on the front steps of City Hall.
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We're awaiting the emergence of Mayor Thompson
from his annual city budget meeting...
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Oh, I think he.... oh yah, here comes the mayor now....
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let's go over and maybe we can get a few words out of him.
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Aww, did I do that? Oopsie!
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Hey, Noodles, those things are pretty fragile.
You should be more careful.
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Here he comes now... I think we should be able to...
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Hey, sweet heart, take my advice...
Broads don't belong in broadcasting.
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Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Richard Fletcher,
channel 8 news, how are you?
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Yah but, yah but..'Broads don't belong in broadcasting'?!
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Is that the kind of professional courtesy
you teach your news department?
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Why, that's just terrible.
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I don't know how many times I've told those boys...
never call chicks 'broads.'
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Why, you slimy
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Hello, and welcome to 'Town Talk.'
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I'm George Newman and today our special guest
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is local high school shop teacher Joe Earley.
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Joe thanks for joining us
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Thank you homeboy.
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Well, I see you've brought some equipment with you today.
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Would you mind giving us a demonstration?
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Not at all.
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There's only a few simple principles
you must bare in mind before attempting
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to operate a sophisticated
piece of machinery, like this...
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Table saw.
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You know, lots of times,
when my students first learn to..
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What? oh, Can you believe this?
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wouldja look at that.
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Just call me Mr. Butterfingers.
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Oh I think its on the floor somewhere...
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Is my face red.
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Honey, where's the spatula?
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Ok, kids, let's go!
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There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs
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Spatula City
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A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
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Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
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Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
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Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
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And because we eliminate the middle man,
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we can sell all our spatulas
factory direct to you.
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Where do you go if you want to buy
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name brand spatulas at a
fraction of retail cost?
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Spatula City
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And this weekend only, take advantage
of our special liquidation sale.
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Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny.
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Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
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And what better way to say "I love you"
than with the gift of a spatula?
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Spatula City
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Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
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I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.
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Spatula City - seven locations;
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we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas".
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My, where did you get that lovely spatula?
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Spatula City We sell spatulas, and that's all.
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Hey, kids, where do you wanna go?
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To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse.
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That's right! I'm your Uncle Nutzy and boy oh boy,
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are we gonna have some big fun today, huh, kids?
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Well, let's walk on over and see
who's in our Kiddie Korner...
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Hi, what's your name?
Billy.
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Billy what?
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Okay...
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Uh oh, you know who that is?
That's right, it's your pal,
Bobo the Clown! Yayyy!
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Hey, Bobo, wanna play a game?
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Okay... look up!
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Look down!
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Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!
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Uh Oh, Bobo fall down go boom!
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Upsie-daisey. Say Bobo, what's wrong?
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I bet I know. You're hungry, aren't you.
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Well, I know just what you want.
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Clowns and kids alike can't
resist the mouth-watering,
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lip-smacking taste of
Mrs. Hockenburger's Butter Cookies.
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Right, Bobo?
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That's right! And hey, mom!
They're nutritious, too!
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Just look at how much Bobo here likes 'em.
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Mmmm, that's good. And don't forget, kids,
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there's a nifty surprise inside
every box of Mrs. Hockenburger's...
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Uh oh! Ha ha ha... Bobo's been
eating Yappy's Dog Treats!
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00:30:12,655 --> 00:30:18,016
That's right! Yappy's Dog Treats,
your dog will love that real
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liver and tuna taste...... with just a hint of cheese.
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00:30:26,109 --> 00:30:31,564
Hi Pamela Finklestein here.
We're talking with Mr. Earl Ramsey.
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Now Mr. Ramsey is the President of the
local chapter of the American Gun Association.
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Um Mr. Ramsey, would it be correct to assume
that your organization is against gun control?
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Gun control is for wimps and Commies.
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00:30:47,226 --> 00:30:53,141
Listen, let's get one thing straight.
Guns don't kill people... I do!
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I do
Yes. Well
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Special Bulletin
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This is a special bulletin from the U62 newsroom.
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Hi, Teri, it's George
Happy Birthday! Hey, how bout if I take you
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00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:11,656
and you're parents out to dinner?
I'll meet you at Caf� Francais
at seven-thirty, ok? I love you...
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00:31:14,663 --> 00:31:18,116
Are you tired of sloppy, cut-rate funerals?
336
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:21,709
You've tried the rest, now try the best...
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00:31:21,759 --> 00:31:24,671
The 'Plots R Us' Mortuary Service.
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Remember, there's always plenty of free parking,
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and don't forget to visit our new salad bar.
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00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:35,815
'Plots R Us.' Eternal peace...
at affordable prices.
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Beverly
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Beverly Hillbillies
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Huh, now lookie here people
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Listen to my story
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A little story 'bout a man named Jed
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00:33:00,555 --> 00:33:03,652
You know something?
That poor mountaineer
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00:33:03,921 --> 00:33:06,798
They say he barely kept his family fed
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00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:10,753
Now, let me tell you
One day he was shootin'
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Old Jed was shootin' at some food
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When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there
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Well, there came a bubblin' crude
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00:33:21,497 --> 00:33:28,067
Oil that is Well, maybe you call
it black gold or Texas tea
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00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:36,921
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale
And be a Beverly hillbilly...
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00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:41,871
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are-a-sayin'
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00:33:42,198 --> 00:33:45,374
Yeah, buddie, move away from there
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00:33:45,718 --> 00:33:52,209
That little Clampet got his own cement pond
That little Clampet, he's a millionaire
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00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:59,165
Now, everyone said Californie
Is the place that you oughta be
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We got to load up this here truck now
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00:34:02,873 --> 00:34:07,508
We got to move to Beverly
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Hills, that is
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Swimming pools
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Move-a-move-a-movie stars
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00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,311
Lookit that, lookit that
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Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
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Y'all come back now, y'hear?
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00:34:34,563 --> 00:34:38,685
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
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00:34:47,976 --> 00:34:51,661
George... hey, George...
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00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,399
I finished polishing all the doorknobs.
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00:34:55,449 --> 00:34:59,324
Is there anything else you want me to do?
Uh, no, Stanley... that's ok.
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00:34:59,374 --> 00:35:02,226
It's getting pretty late.
Why don't you call it a night?
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00:35:02,276 --> 00:35:08,190
Aw... do I have to?
Yeah. Go on. I'll see you in the morning.
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00:35:08,197 --> 00:35:13,002
Okay, I'll see ya.
373
00:35:13,052 --> 00:35:17,749
Hey, George. You know, I was just wondering...
like, like, if you were travelling through outer space.
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00:35:17,799 --> 00:35:20,727
I mean like going real fast like
the speed of light you know,
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00:35:20,777 --> 00:35:28,088
and all of a sudden you started screaming...
you think that you're brain would blow up?
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00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:31,801
Hey, guys, I'm trying to work here, do you mind?
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00:35:31,851 --> 00:35:39,585
No... no, I don't mind, go right ahead.
Do you mind, George?
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00:35:42,735 --> 00:35:45,352
Would you care to order now?
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00:35:45,402 --> 00:35:50,533
Oh yah, I'll have the
No, thank you. We'll wait.
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00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:55,526
Are you sure he knows what restaurant we're at?
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00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:08,749
Well... I've got some good news and some bad news.
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00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:11,377
Okay... gimme the bad news first.
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00:36:11,427 --> 00:36:15,812
Well, given our present financial situation,
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compounded by on-going fixed
expenses and outstanding invoices,
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00:36:22,331 --> 00:36:25,235
I figure this station will be flat
broke by the end of the week.
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00:36:28,282 --> 00:36:30,063
What's the good news?
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00:36:30,694 --> 00:36:34,388
I lied. There is no good news.
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00:36:38,028 --> 00:36:41,514
I never should have taken this job.
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00:36:42,878 --> 00:36:47,621
I should have known it would
turn out like all the others.
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00:36:48,015 --> 00:36:52,870
You know, for a short time there,
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00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,843
I just don't know anymore.
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00:37:00,154 --> 00:37:03,874
Well, at least I've still got Teri.
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00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:08,415
Bob, what time is it?
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00:37:08,465 --> 00:37:11,672
Nine thirty.
Oh no...
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00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:20,086
Hello?
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00:37:20,136 --> 00:37:24,708
George Newman... you're a selfish,
thoughtless, insensitive creep.
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00:37:24,758 --> 00:37:30,778
And from now on you can forget all my
birthdays... because we're through
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00:37:44,644 --> 00:37:47,638
Hey, kids... where do you want to go?
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00:37:49,305 --> 00:37:54,130
That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse.
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00:37:54,658 --> 00:37:59,822
And boy oh boy are we gonna have big fun today.
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00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,363
We're gonna have so much fun...
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00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:07,427
we'll forget about how miserable we are
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00:38:07,477 --> 00:38:10,182
and how much life sucks and how
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00:38:10,232 --> 00:38:13,166
we're all going to grow old and die someday.
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00:38:13,213 --> 00:38:17,095
I wanna go home.
Shut up, you little weasel.
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00:38:18,076 --> 00:38:24,652
Okay, right now I'd like to show
you one of my favorite cartoons.
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00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:29,802
It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote
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00:38:29,852 --> 00:38:33,781
who spends every waking moment
of his life in the futile pursuit
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00:38:33,831 --> 00:38:39,151
of a sadistic roadrunner,
who mocks him and laughs at him
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00:38:39,201 --> 00:38:42,979
as he is repeatedly crushed and maimed.
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00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,128
Hope you enjoy it.
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00:38:47,264 --> 00:38:49,753
Hey, where are you going?
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00:38:49,825 --> 00:38:51,797
I think I need a drink.
You don't drink.
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00:38:51,847 --> 00:38:53,984
Yeah, I know, but I've been meaning to start.
415
00:38:54,034 --> 00:38:57,940
Well, wait a minute, what about the rest of the show?
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00:38:57,990 --> 00:39:02,125
Whatch out Mr.Coyote!
Oh no... this is terrible...
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00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,591
Hey, Stanley.
Yeah, George?
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00:39:05,641 --> 00:39:08,477
How would you like your own TV show?
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00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:11,956
ok.
You're on.
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00:39:12,006 --> 00:39:16,039
What are you doing? Are you crazy
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00:39:27,648 --> 00:39:33,014
George, what about?
Bob... it doesn't matter anymore. It's over.
422
00:39:33,314 --> 00:39:39,573
Yeah, we're watchin' it tube... yeah,
I've never seen anything like it...
Okay, talk to you later.
423
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:42,433
Gentlemen! What can I get ya?
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00:39:42,483 --> 00:39:46,115
Beer.
Blueberry daquiri.
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00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:53,558
Tell you what George, Let's start fresh.
Start a whole new business.
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00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,651
Maybe we could borrow some
money from your Uncle Harvey.
427
00:39:55,701 --> 00:40:00,187
Oh. Right. We just flushed
his TV station down the toilet.
428
00:40:00,237 --> 00:40:02,816
I'm sure he'd be happy to lend us money.
429
00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:07,106
So... I guess Teri's never gonna
speak to you again, huh?
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00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:14,518
Hey, I didn't get an umbrella.
431
00:40:14,568 --> 00:40:17,303
Look, everybody he's comin' back on!
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00:40:18,311 --> 00:40:21,670
Hey!! Welcome back to
"Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse"!
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00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:25,679
Are you kids having a good time?
Yaaaaaay!
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00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:29,131
Hey, how bout that cartoon!
That was a weird cartoon, wasn't?
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00:40:29,181 --> 00:40:33,115
You know, that cartoon, it reminds me of
a dream I had last week.When I turned into
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00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:37,784
a bird with a candy bar head. And then there
were these other birds you know,and there all
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00:40:37,834 --> 00:40:41,690
trying to eat my head and everything. But I got a
way from them. Then there was this tree you know,
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00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:44,232
and there was this weird lizard
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00:40:52,454 --> 00:40:56,498
I...I wanna show you somethin'!
I wanna show you somethin'
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00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:08,665
This is my new mop. George, my friend,
he gave me this mop.
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00:41:08,715 --> 00:41:13,799
It's a pretty good mop. It's not
as good as my first mop.I miss
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00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:18,229
my first mop, but this is still a good mop.
Sometimes you just have to take
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00:41:18,279 --> 00:41:24,391
what life gives you.Cause life is like a mop
and and sometimes life gets full of
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00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:31,350
dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff,
you just gotta clean it out, you, you gotta
445
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:37,976
put it in here and rinse it off and start all
over again. And Sometimes, sometimes, life
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00:41:38,026 --> 00:41:43,175
sticks to the floor so bad, you know a mop? A mop just it's
not good enough...It's not good enough. You gotta get down
447
00:41:43,225 --> 00:41:48,067
there with like a toothbrush you know and you gotta you
gotta really scrub! You've got to get it off. You've got to
448
00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:52,437
real try to get it off. But if that
doesn't work, that doesn't work you can't
449
00:41:52,487 --> 00:41:57,814
give up... you gotta stand right up and
gotta run to the window and yell, 'Hey
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00:41:57,864 --> 00:42:02,352
these floors are dirty as hell,
and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!'
451
00:42:10,150 --> 00:42:14,722
Yes mama! That's right, Stanley Spadowski, ah ah.
452
00:42:14,951 --> 00:42:18,145
I don't think that he's married now.
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00:42:18,195 --> 00:42:21,979
Well I think that he went to Harvard.
454
00:42:22,912 --> 00:42:26,337
I'll see you kids later. Hi, George.
455
00:42:26,387 --> 00:42:30,125
I'm done with the show,
whaddaya want me to do now?.
456
00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:34,044
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley?
Yeah! Oh boy, it was fun!
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00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:36,650
Great. How'd you like to do it every day?
458
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:40,101
Yeah! That would be... Wait a minute...
459
00:42:42,045 --> 00:42:44,265
do I still get to be the janitor?
460
00:42:45,226 --> 00:42:50,682
Sure.
Oh. Okay... it's a deal.
461
00:42:50,732 --> 00:42:53,080
I'm gonna go clean the bathroom now.
462
00:42:57,589 --> 00:43:04,948
Okay, kids, where do you wanna go?
To Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse!!
463
00:43:11,030 --> 00:43:17,816
Great. All right. It's a deal.
Thanks a lot. Ok.
464
00:43:17,866 --> 00:43:20,773
George, wait 'till you hear this.
465
00:43:20,823 --> 00:43:24,207
'Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse' is
sold out for the next three months!
466
00:43:24,257 --> 00:43:26,502
The sponsors love him!
467
00:43:26,552 --> 00:43:30,272
If we had a few more shows like this,
we'd really be in business.
468
00:43:30,322 --> 00:43:32,296
Yeah, I've been thinking about that.
469
00:43:32,334 --> 00:43:36,221
I've been working on some new ideas.
Tell me what you think
470
00:43:39,914 --> 00:43:45,353
Today... one of these lucky contestants
will win his or her weight in fish...
471
00:43:45,403 --> 00:43:50,776
right here on 'Wheel Of Fish!'
472
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:57,280
Okay, let's play the game!
We start with yesterday's winner...
473
00:43:57,330 --> 00:44:03,469
Mrs. Phyllis Weaver. Are you ready, Weaver?
I sure am, Kuni!
474
00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:07,397
Okay, you get over there and spin the Wheel of Fish!
475
00:44:10,033 --> 00:44:14,188
Go ahead, give it a big spin...
476
00:44:16,728 --> 00:44:20,180
Come on, come on.
477
00:44:25,779 --> 00:44:31,933
A red snapper! MM, is very tasty!
478
00:44:31,983 --> 00:44:34,877
Okay, Weaver, listen carefully.
479
00:44:34,927 --> 00:44:38,062
You can hold on to your red snapper,
480
00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:42,288
or you can go for what's in the box that
Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now!
481
00:44:42,338 --> 00:44:44,620
What's it gonna be?
482
00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:48,501
- Keep the fish!
- Take the box!
483
00:44:54,188 --> 00:44:55,858
I... I'll take the box!
484
00:44:55,908 --> 00:45:01,800
You took the box! Let's see what's in the box.
485
00:45:06,301 --> 00:45:10,496
Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
486
00:45:11,112 --> 00:45:15,463
Stupid...! You're so stupid...!!
487
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:33,443
Hello, my name is Philo, and welcome to...
488
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,258
'Secrets Of The Universe.'
489
00:45:44,071 --> 00:45:51,014
Today we're going to learn to make
Plutonium from common household items.
490
00:45:51,931 --> 00:45:55,256
Hey, man, this is Raul Hernandez, and welcome to
491
00:45:55,306 --> 00:45:59,973
'Raul's Wild Kingdom,' coming
to you live from my apartment!
492
00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:04,387
How about that, huh? Okay, first thing
we're gonna do today is check out the
493
00:46:04,437 --> 00:46:07,432
wonderful world of turtles..
494
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,389
This is my friend Tommy.
Tommy say hello to the nice people.
495
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:18,265
'hello' Aaay, isn't he great? Okay, so...
the turtle is a member of the reptile family
496
00:46:18,315 --> 00:46:23,005
and it's got this hard, protective shell...
(he raps on it) ... which keeps
497
00:46:23,055 --> 00:46:26,518
predators away and provides him with his own
house for when he sleep. And he's got these
498
00:46:26,568 --> 00:46:32,543
teeny tiny little legs, which makes him
move real slow. And not many people
499
00:46:32,593 --> 00:46:39,131
know this, but the turtle is also
natures suction cup! Watch this...
500
00:46:40,490 --> 00:46:43,197
Did'ou see that? It sticks!
501
00:46:43,247 --> 00:46:46,761
Okay, oh yah, what else I got for you? yeah, check this out.
502
00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:51,642
This is my ant farm. You know, ants are amazing.
503
00:46:51,692 --> 00:46:56,552
They can carry fifty times their own weight,
504
00:46:56,602 --> 00:47:02,802
and they work for weeks and weeks building these intricate
little tunnels, and...oh yeah, they hate it when you do this...
505
00:47:06,035 --> 00:47:09,404
Oh, look, they're really mad now!
506
00:47:10,273 --> 00:47:12,602
Where did you find this guy?
507
00:47:12,652 --> 00:47:15,997
Me, I thought you hired him
508
00:47:16,093 --> 00:47:17,791
For those of you just joining us,
509
00:47:17,841 --> 00:47:23,008
today we're teaching poodles how to fly!
510
00:47:23,058 --> 00:47:28,209
Okay, Foofie, are you psyched? Are you ready?
511
00:47:28,259 --> 00:47:32,065
Okay, here we go... get ready... and... FLY!!
512
00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:34,023
fly
513
00:47:35,193 --> 00:47:36,466
Oh, man...
514
00:47:39,674 --> 00:47:43,255
You know, sometimes it takes 'em a
longer to learn how to do it right.
515
00:47:43,305 --> 00:47:49,053
Okay... come on... come on... cheer up,
cheer up. hey, hey! Who's next?Ah Gigi.
516
00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,422
Aw man.
517
00:47:55,078 --> 00:47:58,843
Hi, this is Teri. I'm not home right now, so leave a message
518
00:47:58,893 --> 00:48:01,876
and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
519
00:48:01,926 --> 00:48:10,366
Ter-eeee! I'm sorry! Come on,
give me one more chance!
520
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:19,241
Pleeeeeeease! Come on Teri.
Teri. OH OH, I'm in hell.
521
00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:29,312
I'm in HELL! Teri! Teri pick up the phone. Pick the phone.
Pick up the phone! Oh Teri. Oh Teri. PLEEEEESE. Oh Teri.
522
00:48:33,763 --> 00:48:37,171
Oh, Richard...
you shouldn't have...
523
00:48:37,489 --> 00:48:40,728
Happy Father's Day, dad
524
00:48:41,938 --> 00:48:43,685
What is this piece of crap?
525
00:48:43,735 --> 00:48:48,684
I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex! A ROLEX! What?!
526
00:48:50,305 --> 00:48:52,717
Uh... sir?
What do you want?
527
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:57,105
Just thought I ought to tell you, sir,there's a
lot of talk on the street about this Channel 62.
528
00:48:57,155 --> 00:49:00,222
They're starting to get a pretty strong following...
529
00:49:00,272 --> 00:49:05,066
Excuse me, did you say 'Channel 62.'
Uh huh.
530
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:10,944
Do I need to remind you... that we are a
network affiliate?! And we're in competition
531
00:49:10,994 --> 00:49:15,394
with other networks, not with a bunch
of punks broadcasting out of a closet!
532
00:49:15,444 --> 00:49:16,598
But, s s s
533
00:49:16,648 --> 00:49:19,932
Do you enjoy wasting my time?
Get out of my office...
534
00:49:20,939 --> 00:49:24,059
and take that ridiculous thing off!
535
00:49:49,796 --> 00:49:53,905
What's that mean? What's that mean?
536
00:50:03,921 --> 00:50:07,166
We got a winner! We got a winner!
537
00:50:08,656 --> 00:50:12,109
Joel Miller, you just found
the marble in the oatmeal!
538
00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:14,965
You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy,
cause you know why?
539
00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:18,807
You get to drink from the firehose!
540
00:50:32,512 --> 00:50:34,886
Okay...You ready?
YAH!
541
00:50:34,936 --> 00:50:36,575
Open wide!
542
00:50:39,702 --> 00:50:42,249
Joel Miller. Let's here it for him.