1 00:00:12,203 --> 00:00:15,278 I'm Shawn Ruddy, and I'm a piece of trash. 2 00:00:18,146 --> 00:00:20,599 I'm Shawn Ruddy, the world's biggest wuss. 3 00:00:20,704 --> 00:00:23,087 And because I love attention and hate myself, 4 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:28,064 I'm facing all of my fears one dumb ass challenge at a time. 5 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:31,381 Help! 6 00:00:31,795 --> 00:00:33,385 Ah! 7 00:00:34,387 --> 00:00:38,775 Stop! Muchachos! 8 00:00:41,228 --> 00:00:43,370 Hey, douchebags! 9 00:00:44,891 --> 00:00:46,238 What did you say? 10 00:00:46,342 --> 00:00:48,174 - Oh - Hey! 11 00:00:51,111 --> 00:00:53,737 This is "The Wrath of Shawn." 12 00:00:53,841 --> 00:00:56,916 Welcome to "The Wrath of Shawn." Happy Halloween! 13 00:00:58,470 --> 00:00:59,818 Ah! 14 00:01:02,134 --> 00:01:03,931 No, no, no! 15 00:01:06,522 --> 00:01:08,560 Help! 16 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:13,053 Ah! 17 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:15,023 Hadouken! 18 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,382 I'm back! 19 00:01:22,486 --> 00:01:24,939 After six months of eating ramen noodles 20 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:30,261 with chopped up bits of Vienna sausages, I am monetized again. 21 00:01:32,161 --> 00:01:33,785 But I don't care about that stuff. 22 00:01:33,889 --> 00:01:35,720 I don't care about money. 23 00:01:35,824 --> 00:01:37,655 I care about you. 24 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:39,901 For seven years now, you have watched me face 25 00:01:40,005 --> 00:01:41,698 my fears for your entertainment. 26 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,015 And I'm happy to announce I've faced them all. 27 00:01:45,119 --> 00:01:46,397 Not. 28 00:01:46,501 --> 00:01:48,540 There is one fear that I haven't yet faced. 29 00:01:48,643 --> 00:01:51,649 Something I fear more than cops. More than sharks. 30 00:01:51,753 --> 00:01:53,861 More than playing bingo with the elderly. 31 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:58,007 I, Shawn Ruddy, and mortally terrified of... 32 00:01:58,111 --> 00:01:59,355 ghosts. 33 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,879 I was raised in a religious home. 34 00:02:02,984 --> 00:02:06,093 I believe in that stuff. I hate that stuff. 35 00:02:06,197 --> 00:02:07,490 I haven't seen a horror movie 36 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:09,045 since the first half of "Ghost Dad." 37 00:02:09,065 --> 00:02:12,105 And that's why I hate myself for what I'm about to say. 38 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:13,902 For my next livestream event, 39 00:02:14,006 --> 00:02:19,535 I will be spending one night alone in a haunted house. 40 00:02:21,573 --> 00:02:23,145 If there are ghosts in the house, 41 00:02:23,232 --> 00:02:25,769 it's pretty much a guarantee that I'm going to piss them off. 42 00:02:25,789 --> 00:02:28,015 That's why my mom packed me this paranormal kit. 43 00:02:28,035 --> 00:02:32,457 Holy water, a crucifix, salt, garlic, and a silver dagger. 44 00:02:32,562 --> 00:02:35,119 I have come up with one rule that you and the sponsors 45 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:39,922 can hold me to... if I see or hear anything unusual, 46 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:42,444 I have to check it out. 47 00:02:42,547 --> 00:02:45,174 If you let me break this rule, I will not get paid. 48 00:02:45,278 --> 00:02:47,420 I will not get paid. 49 00:02:47,523 --> 00:02:48,985 This is on you now, Internet. 50 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:51,463 Tune into my Livvid channel on October 20th, 51 00:02:51,566 --> 00:02:53,259 11:00 p.m. Mountain Standard Time 52 00:02:53,363 --> 00:02:57,303 for the biggest comeback event since the first Easter. 53 00:02:57,406 --> 00:02:58,719 I'll see you then. 54 00:02:58,823 --> 00:03:00,681 Don't forget to smash that like button, 55 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:03,591 smash that subscribe button, and follow me on Livvid. 56 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,132 Welcome to "The wrath of Shawn." 57 00:03:32,237 --> 00:03:36,002 These shirts are available right now in my merch store, 58 00:03:36,107 --> 00:03:37,696 and as always, 59 00:03:37,799 --> 00:03:41,255 I've composed a score specifically for this broadcast. 60 00:03:41,358 --> 00:03:45,021 I'm calling this one "Shawn Carpenter's Halloween." 61 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,612 Available now on iTunes. 62 00:03:47,717 --> 00:03:51,759 Okay, this is Shawn Ruddy, 63 00:03:51,863 --> 00:03:55,318 coming to you live from... 64 00:03:55,422 --> 00:03:57,702 Death Manor. 65 00:03:57,806 --> 00:04:00,087 I'm doing a dramatic push in, if you can't tell. 66 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:04,372 This is the most haunted house in the United States. 67 00:04:04,475 --> 00:04:06,080 And by that, I mean the most haunted 68 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,244 but not too famous for me to film in house. 69 00:04:09,347 --> 00:04:12,423 And I'm spending the night there. 70 00:04:12,527 --> 00:04:14,496 I've had the nervous poops all week. 71 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,535 But no matter what happens to me, 72 00:04:16,638 --> 00:04:18,608 I am committed to bringing you 73 00:04:18,712 --> 00:04:21,821 the most cinematic experience in live streaming. 74 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:24,033 I've got my Livvid bracelet right here. 75 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:27,454 So when I flick my wrist, this will cut back and forth 76 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,598 from my selfie camera, my P.O.V. cam. 77 00:04:30,701 --> 00:04:33,086 Okay. 78 00:04:38,442 --> 00:04:43,176 Now, this next part is called protecting me from myself. 79 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,881 I need to remove any temptation of an easy exit. 80 00:04:52,679 --> 00:04:55,753 I know me way too well. 81 00:05:01,316 --> 00:05:03,059 I've done a lot of stupid things before, 82 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:06,258 but I've never been completely alone while doing that. 83 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:19,734 If you're just tuning in, 84 00:05:19,838 --> 00:05:23,500 I am about to make my approach to Death Manor. 85 00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:34,316 Death Manor was built in 1880 by a wealthy Mormon pioneer 86 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:39,602 for his social outcast daughter, a poet named Mildred Pratt. 87 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,607 Mildred would later commit suicide 88 00:05:41,711 --> 00:05:44,889 and become the first of many deaths in this house. 89 00:05:44,993 --> 00:05:47,101 Did her suicide curse the house? 90 00:05:47,204 --> 00:05:51,005 Or was Mildred the victim of an already cursed house? 91 00:05:52,491 --> 00:05:54,668 That's not a good sign. 92 00:05:55,082 --> 00:05:58,780 This is not going well for me. 93 00:05:58,883 --> 00:06:01,061 I'm not a big fan of these woods. 94 00:06:01,164 --> 00:06:04,965 They actually found a body out here a few years ago. 95 00:06:05,069 --> 00:06:08,352 The face was completely eaten by rats. 96 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:11,530 Was it related to the power of this house? 97 00:06:11,634 --> 00:06:12,947 Maybe. 98 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:16,333 Maybe it was also... 99 00:06:16,437 --> 00:06:17,647 A stick man. 100 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:21,309 That is some satanic Wiccan crap. 101 00:06:22,657 --> 00:06:24,903 I got to get some eyes out here. 102 00:06:35,165 --> 00:06:37,896 All of these infrared cameras are motion activated 103 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:40,155 and will cut right into the feed automatically. 104 00:06:40,175 --> 00:06:44,150 So if anything happens out here, we'll know. 105 00:06:52,615 --> 00:06:54,447 Let's see. 106 00:06:58,179 --> 00:07:01,807 Not a big fan of barbed wire or "bobbed" wire, 107 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:03,396 as my mom calls it. 108 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:05,746 There's got to be another door. 109 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,185 Yeah. This is better. 110 00:07:23,783 --> 00:07:26,444 Good thing I've been lifting. 111 00:07:29,692 --> 00:07:33,769 Being banned from the Internet has given me 112 00:07:33,873 --> 00:07:35,324 time to work on my self. 113 00:07:35,427 --> 00:07:37,674 Ah! 114 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,695 Okay. 115 00:07:56,747 --> 00:07:58,613 Spiders! 116 00:07:58,717 --> 00:08:00,376 Ah! 117 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:25,289 Okay. Before I change my mind... 118 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:36,174 This is also called protecting me from myself. 119 00:08:36,277 --> 00:08:38,247 What is that, a vent? 120 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:47,611 After Mildred's death, 11 more people died in this house 121 00:08:47,714 --> 00:08:50,997 before it was finally boarded up in 1956. 122 00:08:51,101 --> 00:08:52,863 That's... Shit! Shoot! 123 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:56,077 I meant shoot. Please don't monetize me, Livvid. 124 00:08:56,181 --> 00:08:58,012 This is an intense situation. 125 00:08:58,116 --> 00:08:59,754 I think there should be a strike system, 126 00:08:59,774 --> 00:09:03,886 like three strikes or something, starting on the next one. 127 00:09:04,819 --> 00:09:08,516 Holy F. 128 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:12,490 This room smells like my A.H. 129 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,149 "Help me." 130 00:09:14,252 --> 00:09:17,258 It's just paint. It's just paint. 131 00:09:17,362 --> 00:09:20,714 Is anyone else creeped out by this? 132 00:09:21,785 --> 00:09:24,170 "I'm an atheist. I don't believe in ghosts." 133 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:27,313 Oh, good for you, Kimbucha. 134 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:29,145 "Haunted houses are overdone." 135 00:09:29,249 --> 00:09:30,916 How can haunted houses be overdone? 136 00:09:30,977 --> 00:09:33,395 I've never done one before. 137 00:09:33,499 --> 00:09:36,608 Kiguy5... "Did kids call you crater face in high school?" 138 00:09:36,713 --> 00:09:40,272 No, because in high school it was still acne. 139 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,934 Your nuts. Yeah. What about him? 140 00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:48,807 What is that? 141 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:51,813 Oh, gross! Oh, gross! 142 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:53,264 That's disgusting. 143 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:55,268 Alright, Shawn, 10 minutes in, 144 00:09:55,371 --> 00:09:58,516 you've already got swearing and drugs. 145 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:17,659 Is that a well bucket? 146 00:10:17,762 --> 00:10:19,974 I feel like I'm in "The Ring." 147 00:10:23,326 --> 00:10:25,261 Here it is. 148 00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:27,921 Mildred's old kitchen. 149 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:34,176 That means that's the room. 150 00:10:35,696 --> 00:10:37,804 Okay. 151 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:41,778 Judas Priest! Look at that thing. 152 00:10:41,881 --> 00:10:44,197 Looks like it could fillet someone. 153 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,512 Okay. 154 00:10:46,615 --> 00:10:48,945 Tonight, we're going to be monitoring three rooms, 155 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:52,939 all of which have actual documented paranormal activity. 156 00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:56,843 The first room, the master bedroom. 157 00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:01,853 Ahh. 158 00:11:01,957 --> 00:11:04,721 We got to get a camera up in here, too. 159 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:10,181 Internet, say a prayer this chair doesn't break. 160 00:11:17,472 --> 00:11:18,923 Is that gonna hold? 161 00:11:19,027 --> 00:11:22,240 Pro tip... Always carry duct tape. 162 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:26,559 You can literally fix 90% of life's problems with duct tape. 163 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:29,116 I made a wallet of duct tape in eighth grade. 164 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,017 I'm still proud of it. 165 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:34,749 Master. 166 00:11:37,099 --> 00:11:41,349 Okay, this room has two separate reports of the same ghost 167 00:11:41,453 --> 00:11:43,629 who I like to call Corner Man. 168 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:46,048 This is the first account. 169 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:51,024 In 1910, a man named Max Loland wrote about a reoccurring dream 170 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,512 he had while sleeping in this room. 171 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:56,656 "In my dreams, I wake up and see a very tall man 172 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,591 in the north corner of my room. 173 00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:01,667 I can't see his face, but I know he's watching me. 174 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:04,155 And he always whispers the same thing... 175 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,918 The pond water still. 176 00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:12,586 One year later, Max Loland died in his sleep. 177 00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:15,488 In this room. 178 00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:18,633 Probably in this nasty bed. 179 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,017 North corner. 180 00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:25,163 Okay, prepare yourself. This is really disturbing. 181 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:29,171 "In 1995, a team of paranormal investigators 182 00:12:29,276 --> 00:12:33,974 came into this room and took this picture. 183 00:12:34,078 --> 00:12:37,223 They were standing right here. 184 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:51,873 I don't think I can be in here anymore. 185 00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:58,759 I hope you all appreciate the public service 186 00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,235 I'm doing by being here. 187 00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:04,140 LilyKing98... "Shawn, please do the right thing 188 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:06,332 and help the spirits of this house find rest." 189 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:10,671 Hell, no! I'm not an exorcist, LilyKing98. 190 00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:13,505 Oyaboyo... "Are you still with what's her name?" 191 00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:15,509 No, shh! We're here. 192 00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:20,450 That's where it happened. 193 00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:24,113 Mildred hung herself right at the top of these stairs. 194 00:13:33,891 --> 00:13:35,584 From all accounts I could dig up, 195 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:39,282 Mildred's small town community wasn't a big fan of, quote, 196 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,184 "odd duck Mildred and her weird poems." 197 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,961 So her dad built her this big house. 198 00:13:43,981 --> 00:13:45,181 I don't know why. 199 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,656 My guess is he thought it might attract 200 00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:48,853 a husband for her. 201 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:55,557 But no one wanted her it seems. 202 00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:58,667 As creepy as the Corner Man stuff is, 203 00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,913 it's the second floor that's the real 204 00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:03,850 paranormal G-spot in this house. 205 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,581 Okay. 206 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:15,356 The nursery. 207 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,775 From what I found in my research, five children 208 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:19,079 have died in this room. 209 00:14:19,122 --> 00:14:23,891 Two babies and three kids. 210 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:31,044 Oh. I've always hated creepy kid movies. 211 00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:33,739 What if Haley Joel Osment was just sitting here? 212 00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:35,743 As an adult. 213 00:14:35,847 --> 00:14:37,954 Oh, that's worse. 214 00:14:38,058 --> 00:14:40,511 Look at that window. 215 00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:42,930 Why isn't this one boarded up? 216 00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:49,668 You think something escaped? 217 00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:56,406 Okay, now, for the ghost evidence of this room. 218 00:14:56,510 --> 00:14:59,415 I'm going to play this messed up video from some ghost hunters 219 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,454 in the '90s while I set up the room cam. 220 00:15:06,393 --> 00:15:08,259 I don't want to go back in there, Dad. 221 00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:11,126 Just a little longer, just to help us out. 222 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:12,336 No. 223 00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:15,169 Well, we can get ice cream after. 224 00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:16,309 Jessica! 225 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:19,143 They told me it's not my room. 226 00:15:19,246 --> 00:15:21,665 Who told you that? 227 00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:29,129 Pretty creepy, right? 228 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:32,273 That girl totally saw something in this room. 229 00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:35,279 Also, I just want to say, I do not condone 230 00:15:35,383 --> 00:15:38,355 the use of a child in paranormal research. 231 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:42,121 I've never used children before in my stunts. 232 00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:44,382 Despite what people say, there are further depths 233 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,614 that I could sink to. 234 00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:49,446 Okay. Last room. 235 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:52,522 This is the room I've been dreading the most. 236 00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:58,327 The bathroom. 237 00:15:59,571 --> 00:16:01,506 A mirror! 238 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,614 Bloody Mary. 239 00:16:05,307 --> 00:16:07,276 The last death that I could find happened 240 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,802 in this bathtub in 1955. 241 00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:15,535 Ohhhh. 242 00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:17,055 Ah! 243 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:18,749 I would never. 244 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:25,452 I'm about to play an EVP recorded in this room in 2002. 245 00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:28,355 For those of you unfamiliar with EVPs, 246 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:32,501 EVP stands for Electronic Voice Phenomenon. 247 00:16:32,605 --> 00:16:34,609 The idea is that recordings may be able to 248 00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:36,440 pick up communications from the dead 249 00:16:36,544 --> 00:16:38,099 that we otherwise can't hear. 250 00:16:38,202 --> 00:16:40,275 I'll show you. Listen to this. 251 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,939 We've got Jay. He's going to man the recorder. 252 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,426 He's been feeling really sick. 253 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:49,709 Yeah, I just... I don't. I don't like it here. 254 00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:53,476 The second we walked in, I just... I don't like it. 255 00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:57,899 Yeah, I just... I don't know. I don't like it here. 256 00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:02,287 The second we walked in, I just... I don't like it. 257 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:03,980 I don't like it. 258 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:07,850 I don't like it. I don't like it. 259 00:17:07,953 --> 00:17:09,153 Did you guys hear that? 260 00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:12,031 The ghost said "mama" and "pond water." 261 00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:13,828 It's just like that guy's journal. 262 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,731 Corner Ghost said the pond water is still. 263 00:17:18,561 --> 00:17:21,498 It was totally pond water! 264 00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:24,540 Okay, fine. Maybe it was "bond mother." 265 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:28,237 Either way, there's a presence still in this bath. 266 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,653 Why is it still here? 267 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,766 Well, that brings us back to our story of pathetic, 268 00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:36,634 lonely Mildred and her sad poems. 269 00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:39,363 Mildred lived here for eight years in this house, 270 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:41,747 writing poems about the romantic love 271 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,233 she didn't have. 272 00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:46,447 A tortured artist, you could say. 273 00:17:47,656 --> 00:17:51,353 But she was finally hit with a stroke of luck 274 00:17:51,457 --> 00:17:53,357 when a handsome, wealthy publisher 275 00:17:53,461 --> 00:17:55,500 from the East Coast named Lars Jorgensen 276 00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:57,746 passed through her small town. 277 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,911 They fell in love, and for two years, 278 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:07,249 they wrote each other love letters almost every day. 279 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,702 Want to know what happens next? 280 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,878 You're going to have to stay tuned. 281 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:20,482 All right. For whatever reason, 282 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:25,079 this room hasn't had any reports of paranormal activity. 283 00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:31,540 Which is why I'm calling this the safe room 284 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,580 and setting up my home base. 285 00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:42,045 This room is now "Wrath of Shawn" headquarters. 286 00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:44,567 A closet! 287 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,020 Oh, no. Ghosts love closets. 288 00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:49,508 I have to check. 289 00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:57,628 Okay. We're clear. 290 00:18:57,732 --> 00:18:59,390 What is that? 291 00:18:59,494 --> 00:19:01,567 What is this?! 292 00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:02,742 I do not like this! 293 00:19:02,845 --> 00:19:04,512 If something happens to me tonight, 294 00:19:04,608 --> 00:19:07,822 I guarantee it'll be because of this thing. 295 00:19:07,925 --> 00:19:10,724 Okay, let's get some proper light in here, shall we? 296 00:19:10,828 --> 00:19:12,866 I think I deserve that. 297 00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,432 If you're just tuning in, 298 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:25,133 I have just finished my setup of the house. 299 00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:35,741 Ah. 300 00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:45,762 Ahh. 301 00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:48,284 I better just go halfsies on this thing. 302 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,819 I'm not as young as I used to be. 303 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,187 No offense, Thunder. 304 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,573 I mean, I know it says 100% natural ingredients, 305 00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:56,162 so I'm sure it's good for you. 306 00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:57,510 If you're 18. 307 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,618 SleeplesslnSerbia... For the love of God, 308 00:19:59,722 --> 00:20:01,188 tell us what happened to Mildred. 309 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,940 No, I got to keep you guys watching all night. 310 00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:06,839 TatumTot... provoke the spirits. 311 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:11,124 I am provoking them. By being here. 312 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,059 Seriously I'm out? No, no, no, no, no. 313 00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:14,664 Wait, wait, wait, don't go, don't go. 314 00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,135 I'll provoke. 315 00:20:16,239 --> 00:20:19,072 And yes, I did make a wheel of stupid things for this. 316 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,975 Let me get it. 317 00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:26,224 Right. See? All right, I'll spin. 318 00:20:26,329 --> 00:20:28,713 Oh, seance? Come on. 319 00:20:28,816 --> 00:20:31,546 Okay, but I get to choose the room. 320 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:34,138 We're going to do things my way. All right? 321 00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:40,288 Okay, back to the shocking conclusion 322 00:20:40,392 --> 00:20:41,947 of the Mildred saga. 323 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:44,366 After writing each other letters for two years, 324 00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:48,028 Lars asked Mildred to marry him and move to Boston. 325 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:49,653 She was finally about to leave 326 00:20:49,756 --> 00:20:52,382 what she called "this stinky little town." 327 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,319 But just two days before she was supposed to move, 328 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:57,980 Lars unexpectedly died. 329 00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:01,884 She hung herself the next day at the end of this hall. 330 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:12,493 And legend has it that everyone who died after her 331 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,428 is still in this house. 332 00:21:14,531 --> 00:21:16,846 Why? 333 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:20,474 Because Mildred is collecting souls to create the family 334 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,066 she could never have in life. 335 00:21:51,712 --> 00:21:53,957 Oh, no way! 336 00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:56,480 Oh, this is too perfect! 337 00:21:56,584 --> 00:21:59,832 Oh, somebody look this up and find a year on this thing. 338 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:02,215 And the going price on eBay. 339 00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:07,641 Should I be offended that clowns wear whiteface? 340 00:22:07,745 --> 00:22:10,613 I'm always out of touch with the rules on these things. 341 00:22:16,452 --> 00:22:19,389 Spirit from another time, 342 00:22:19,493 --> 00:22:21,739 I touch something 343 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,778 that was once thine. 344 00:22:23,881 --> 00:22:27,129 Come to me. I summoned thee. 345 00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:41,884 Red rover, red rover, send dead babies right over. 346 00:22:45,443 --> 00:22:46,756 Geez. 347 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,947 I'm not sure how you're supposed to tell the difference 348 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:51,214 between old house sounds and ghost sounds. 349 00:22:51,317 --> 00:22:52,517 Ghosts have a really... 350 00:23:00,232 --> 00:23:02,824 Did you guys hear that? It's... aah! 351 00:23:02,928 --> 00:23:05,346 It's coming after me. 352 00:23:07,661 --> 00:23:10,737 That was not a house sound. That was a thump! 353 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,121 What kind of a house goes thump? 354 00:23:14,779 --> 00:23:16,368 Here's the thing. 355 00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:19,720 I was too scared to say it back there, but... 356 00:23:19,825 --> 00:23:23,590 I felt something, like... like a vibration in my chest. 357 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,009 Like... it felt like. 358 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,156 You believed me. 359 00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:32,140 I'm thinking about producing a film starring me. 360 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,937 You know, I actually think I'm good enough. 361 00:23:33,957 --> 00:23:36,479 I'm going to call it "The Excor-Shawnce" 362 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,137 or "Shawn-corcist." 363 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:40,349 Speaking of cysts, I used to date this girl 364 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,146 that had a cyst in her forearm. 365 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,187 I mean, it wasn't huge, but it still gave me the heebies. 366 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,917 Now my memories have exaggerated over time. 367 00:23:48,021 --> 00:23:49,545 So every time I think about her, 368 00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:52,374 I imagine this Popeye arm looking girl. 369 00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:55,208 Makes me want to throw up. 370 00:23:55,311 --> 00:23:58,006 We should look her up! 371 00:23:58,110 --> 00:24:00,529 How freaky would it be if we did an episode 372 00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:02,118 where we drain her cyst? 373 00:24:02,222 --> 00:24:04,019 You gag, you lose challenge. 374 00:24:06,161 --> 00:24:08,545 Can't even think about it. 375 00:24:42,754 --> 00:24:46,590 Oh, come on. That doesn't even look real. 376 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:49,388 I'm not falling for this Photoshop hack job. 377 00:24:49,492 --> 00:24:53,051 I've been using Photoshop since eighth grade. 378 00:24:53,155 --> 00:24:55,159 Okay. All right, I'll play. 379 00:24:55,262 --> 00:24:58,165 Let's pull up that part of the time code. 380 00:24:58,269 --> 00:25:00,342 Let's go there. 381 00:25:28,296 --> 00:25:32,132 That was real. That was real. 382 00:25:32,236 --> 00:25:34,585 What do we do? 383 00:25:34,689 --> 00:25:38,559 I'm not going back out there. That was right outside the door. 384 00:25:39,561 --> 00:25:42,670 Screw the rules. That wasn't a ghost sound. 385 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:44,813 That was a literal, actual thing. 386 00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:47,819 Like a demon or Slenderman or something. 387 00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:51,620 You all saw it. It had freaking legs! 388 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:54,005 Damn it. 389 00:25:54,108 --> 00:25:56,492 Stop. Stop. I'm not losing my sponsors again. 390 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,015 Just... Just let me think. 391 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:06,582 Okay, so... so technically, I just have to go to that spot 392 00:26:06,686 --> 00:26:08,483 and I could run right back, right? 393 00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:10,971 I just need to walk to the end of the hallway 394 00:26:11,074 --> 00:26:12,387 and come right back. 395 00:26:12,491 --> 00:26:14,323 There and back again. 396 00:26:14,426 --> 00:26:17,121 Like "A Hobbit's Tale." Okay, I can do this. 397 00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:18,794 I can do this. Oh, shit, I can't do it! 398 00:26:18,814 --> 00:26:21,889 Come on, Shawn, you can. The sponsors. 399 00:26:34,156 --> 00:26:36,022 Okay. 400 00:26:41,931 --> 00:26:43,901 All right. 401 00:26:52,504 --> 00:26:55,131 All right, here I go. Watch me soar. 402 00:26:59,381 --> 00:27:01,334 Okay, I'm going, but I need some support. 403 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,808 Like, can you send me pictures of cute things like baby pandas 404 00:27:05,911 --> 00:27:08,192 or dogs wearing clothes and shit. 405 00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:10,196 Shoot. Strike. 406 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:27,197 Did I leave that open? 407 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,734 Come on, Shawn. You can do this. 408 00:27:42,608 --> 00:27:44,025 What was that? 409 00:27:55,669 --> 00:27:58,261 It's real! It's real! It's real! 410 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:06,139 What do you want from me?! 411 00:28:20,445 --> 00:28:23,208 Oh, my God! 412 00:28:23,313 --> 00:28:24,695 Oh, my God. 413 00:28:24,798 --> 00:28:27,528 Shawn! I love you so much. 414 00:28:27,632 --> 00:28:29,428 I can't believe it's you! 415 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,225 I'm obsessed with watching you. 416 00:28:31,329 --> 00:28:33,091 I mean, watching your channel. 417 00:28:33,195 --> 00:28:36,304 How did you find me? You're not supposed to be here. 418 00:28:36,409 --> 00:28:38,239 Oh, it's so good to see a human. 419 00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:40,174 - Can I stay? - Yes, please. 420 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:41,764 No! 421 00:28:41,868 --> 00:28:44,252 Oh, please don't leave me. 422 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:46,360 Who are you? - I'm Chrissy. 423 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,331 You've probably seen, like, a bazillion comments from me. 424 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:52,199 I'm QuizCat94. 425 00:28:52,303 --> 00:28:54,653 Holy crap. Can I just sit down for a second 426 00:28:54,757 --> 00:28:56,069 and process all of this? 427 00:28:56,173 --> 00:28:58,316 Of course. 428 00:29:05,192 --> 00:29:07,161 Oh, I'm fine. 429 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,357 How did you even figure out where this place is? 430 00:29:11,377 --> 00:29:13,727 Oh, it wasn't hard. I just pieced things together. 431 00:29:13,830 --> 00:29:15,745 You accidently gave it away when you were said... 432 00:29:15,765 --> 00:29:17,194 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop. 433 00:29:17,217 --> 00:29:19,166 I don't want any more surprise visitors tonight. 434 00:29:19,186 --> 00:29:21,363 So you drove out to the middle of nowhere 435 00:29:21,467 --> 00:29:23,575 and then an hour down a sketchy dirt road 436 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:27,756 in the middle of the night all by yourself just to... 437 00:29:27,859 --> 00:29:29,726 I just wanted to say hi in person. 438 00:29:29,829 --> 00:29:31,364 Also, I can help with the ghost hunting. 439 00:29:31,384 --> 00:29:33,112 I'm really good at stuff like that. 440 00:29:33,215 --> 00:29:35,406 Well, obviously I don't need help ghost hunting. 441 00:29:35,426 --> 00:29:38,294 I'm pretty good at drawing them out all by myself apparently. 442 00:29:38,399 --> 00:29:40,575 I'm like a frickin' salt lick for ghosts. 443 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:41,972 - Wait, are you leaving? - Huh? 444 00:29:41,992 --> 00:29:44,030 I think I'm just going to leave my cameras. 445 00:29:44,134 --> 00:29:45,393 Why? I thought you needed the money. 446 00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:47,694 You can't pay me enough to stay here. 447 00:29:47,797 --> 00:29:50,043 Even with the record amount of views. 448 00:29:51,598 --> 00:29:54,604 Serious? 449 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,505 Oh. 450 00:30:00,858 --> 00:30:04,141 Holy crap! 451 00:30:04,245 --> 00:30:06,249 See, Shawn. They want us to stay. 452 00:30:06,352 --> 00:30:08,668 Chrissy, not trying to be an A-hole or anything, 453 00:30:08,771 --> 00:30:11,363 but they don't want us to stay, they want meto stay. 454 00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:15,647 The whole premise here is that I'm alone in a haunted house. 455 00:30:15,752 --> 00:30:18,170 Seriously? You want her to stay? Okay. 456 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:22,282 All right. I'll make a poll. Should she stay? 457 00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:26,316 You seriously want her to stay? 458 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,227 It's not going to be as scary with two people here. 459 00:30:30,886 --> 00:30:33,443 Shawn, are we staying? 460 00:30:33,546 --> 00:30:37,900 The engagement is really high with you here. 461 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,317 Oh, this is so stupid. 462 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:42,288 All right, let me think about this. 463 00:30:42,393 --> 00:30:44,328 Okay. We'll stay. 464 00:30:44,431 --> 00:30:45,986 Yes! Yes! 465 00:30:46,089 --> 00:30:47,694 Hey, sponsors, I just want to say, 466 00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:50,143 I know this is technically outside of our agreement, 467 00:30:50,236 --> 00:30:51,860 but you saw that I didn't do this. 468 00:30:51,963 --> 00:30:53,208 She came on her own. Okay? 469 00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:56,110 He's telling the truth. I have never met him. 470 00:30:56,214 --> 00:30:57,873 Okay. 471 00:30:57,976 --> 00:31:00,568 We've got a ghost to investigate. 472 00:31:04,853 --> 00:31:06,615 Here. Take this. 473 00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:12,074 It's Chrissy. 474 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:15,149 All right. 475 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:23,373 All right, let's hurry before I think it through. 476 00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:31,528 I can't believe I'm coming out here again. 477 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:41,410 Hey, turn around. Look that way. 478 00:31:41,515 --> 00:31:44,417 Turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk backwards like that. 479 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:50,015 I got eyes in the back of my head now. 480 00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:53,089 I think we should go to the master bedroom. 481 00:31:53,194 --> 00:31:54,798 No, I don't want to go down there. 482 00:31:54,818 --> 00:31:57,354 That's where Corner Man lives. Isn't that who you saw? 483 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:59,759 Okay, fine. We'll go to his room. 484 00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:08,100 Do I still need to walk backwards? 485 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,967 Yes, but look up so we can actually see. 486 00:32:09,987 --> 00:32:11,853 Okay. 487 00:32:11,956 --> 00:32:13,615 Better. 488 00:32:13,996 --> 00:32:16,069 Hey, Shawn. 489 00:32:16,172 --> 00:32:17,839 I think people would really like it 490 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:20,629 if you acted a little more excited about this. 491 00:32:20,733 --> 00:32:22,738 Are you fan-splaining to me right now? 492 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:25,363 I know what I'm doing. 493 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:29,130 There it is. That's his room. 494 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:31,894 Some people legit died in there. 495 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:36,593 Chrissy! 496 00:32:36,697 --> 00:32:39,599 Seriously? 497 00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:41,465 Chrissy! 498 00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:45,439 Chrissy, what the hell are you doing? 499 00:32:45,543 --> 00:32:47,513 I'm serious! 500 00:32:47,616 --> 00:32:49,897 You scared me. What are you doing? 501 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:53,041 Sorry. Just hunting for ghosts. 502 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:54,345 Okay. Well, new rule. 503 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:58,397 We're not going to split up, ever. Okay? 504 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:06,690 Okay. Everything seems calm in there right now. 505 00:33:16,676 --> 00:33:19,095 Hey, to go over there. That's his space. 506 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:21,445 You're disrespecting it. 507 00:33:31,224 --> 00:33:34,023 I heard something. 508 00:33:34,126 --> 00:33:35,543 I'm gonna kill her. 509 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:39,654 Before this night is over, I'm gonna kill Christy. 510 00:33:39,758 --> 00:33:41,624 What is it? 511 00:33:42,903 --> 00:33:45,494 I'm good at checking out closets. 512 00:33:51,299 --> 00:33:53,580 This sounds like mice. 513 00:33:56,206 --> 00:33:57,312 Whoa! 514 00:33:57,415 --> 00:33:59,972 That goes way back there. 515 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,823 Stairs! 516 00:34:12,515 --> 00:34:13,794 Let me see. 517 00:34:13,898 --> 00:34:17,837 A secret room. Let's go down there. 518 00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:20,393 That would be so stupid. 519 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,275 Why do you think they covered this up? 520 00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:30,759 - Maybe they thought... - Shh! 521 00:34:30,795 --> 00:34:35,493 Oh, smells like a dead feet in here. 522 00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:41,713 This looks like an old cellar. 523 00:34:43,476 --> 00:34:45,722 Shawn! 524 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:49,419 Oh, wow. 525 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:01,685 What is that? 526 00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:05,694 It's locked. There's probably money in here. 527 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,324 Do you think some of this is Mildred's stuff? 528 00:35:10,429 --> 00:35:11,844 I don't know. 529 00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:17,684 What's that? 530 00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:21,589 What is this? 531 00:35:21,693 --> 00:35:23,973 Mildred Pratt? 532 00:35:24,077 --> 00:35:25,735 This must be her journal! 533 00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:29,778 Are we about to uncover the secret of this house? 534 00:35:31,126 --> 00:35:34,581 "The dianthus are blooming. The birds are cooing. 535 00:35:34,685 --> 00:35:38,451 Your visage is in the sunlit canopies." 536 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:40,697 Oh, never mind. These are just poems. 537 00:35:40,801 --> 00:35:42,373 That's so cool. Read another one. 538 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:44,361 They don't even rhyme. 539 00:35:44,464 --> 00:35:45,915 What? Let me see. 540 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:47,608 What is that? 541 00:35:47,711 --> 00:35:49,025 What is that?! 542 00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:51,789 That is a dead animal! 543 00:35:51,893 --> 00:35:53,655 That is a dead, 544 00:35:53,759 --> 00:35:55,970 mummified animal! 545 00:35:56,074 --> 00:35:57,767 No! 546 00:36:00,981 --> 00:36:05,092 A secret room with Mildred's stuff. 547 00:36:08,444 --> 00:36:12,280 Do the wheel, please. Yes. Yes. Let's do the wheel! 548 00:36:12,383 --> 00:36:15,251 I'm actually excited this time. Let's do it. 549 00:36:21,643 --> 00:36:24,236 Here, Chrissy. You can spin it. 550 00:36:26,792 --> 00:36:28,347 It's on the line. Spin again. 551 00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:31,215 No, Shawn. It's not an accident. 552 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,049 Something wants us to do both. 553 00:36:40,338 --> 00:36:42,238 Spirit board. 554 00:36:46,489 --> 00:36:48,631 AVP reporter. 555 00:36:48,734 --> 00:36:49,840 Candles? 556 00:36:49,944 --> 00:36:51,741 I don't have candles. 557 00:36:51,844 --> 00:36:54,055 I have these. 558 00:36:59,929 --> 00:37:03,143 To start, I'll need you to read the poems out loud. 559 00:37:03,247 --> 00:37:04,447 No, they're boring. 560 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:07,601 - They're not boring. - Chrissy, this is my show. 561 00:37:07,704 --> 00:37:10,019 Put one of your hands on this book. 562 00:37:13,993 --> 00:37:16,689 Spirits of this house. 563 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:19,087 We want to talk to the child spirits of this house. 564 00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:22,113 Not to slendery thing. Please. 565 00:37:22,217 --> 00:37:24,706 I'm now turning the floor over to Chrissy. 566 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,744 You got this. 567 00:37:29,094 --> 00:37:31,962 How are you, my spiritual children? 568 00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:35,521 Listen. 569 00:37:41,982 --> 00:37:46,301 Were any of you killed by the spirit named Mildred? 570 00:37:50,966 --> 00:37:55,112 Shawn, I know a chant that always works. 571 00:37:55,216 --> 00:37:56,772 Repeat after me. 572 00:37:59,984 --> 00:38:02,004 No, I don't say weird things I don't understand. 573 00:38:02,024 --> 00:38:04,008 Okay, I don't know, like, the literal translation. 574 00:38:04,028 --> 00:38:06,550 But basically it's an offering of peace to those 575 00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:07,854 who may not be at peace. 576 00:38:07,898 --> 00:38:10,074 Like, maybe the spirit wasn't satisfied. 577 00:38:10,178 --> 00:38:12,805 Like, maybe they wanted more out of life. 578 00:38:12,908 --> 00:38:14,325 Okay. Fine. 579 00:38:14,428 --> 00:38:16,363 Okay. Repeat after me. 580 00:38:29,632 --> 00:38:31,429 What was that? 581 00:38:35,057 --> 00:38:37,296 The motion sensors must have picked up something 582 00:38:37,372 --> 00:38:39,134 in the bathroom. 583 00:38:40,136 --> 00:38:42,624 - Let's go check it out. - No! 584 00:38:42,728 --> 00:38:45,231 You have to check out the paranormal activity, Shawn. 585 00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:46,598 You made up the rules. 586 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,029 That's what we're doing right now. 587 00:38:48,049 --> 00:38:49,550 We're checking out the ghost in this room. 588 00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:51,761 If there's another ghost when we're checking out a ghost, 589 00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:54,373 it gets canceled out. 590 00:38:54,477 --> 00:38:56,619 "Chrissy's braver than you." Stop it. 591 00:38:56,722 --> 00:38:58,001 She's not braver than me. 592 00:38:58,104 --> 00:39:00,227 She's just trying to get out of our board game 593 00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:03,080 because she's obviously losing. 594 00:39:03,184 --> 00:39:04,393 "Your rules, Shawn." 595 00:39:04,497 --> 00:39:06,259 Oh, give me a freaking break, guys. 596 00:39:06,363 --> 00:39:08,644 I thought you were Wrathies. 597 00:39:10,336 --> 00:39:15,105 Okay, just give me a minute to think about this. 598 00:39:20,634 --> 00:39:22,085 Don't worry, Shawn. 599 00:39:22,189 --> 00:39:26,405 I have a feeling that soon you won't be afraid anymore. 600 00:39:26,508 --> 00:39:28,616 Thank you for that. 601 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,622 What if Chrissy goes? 602 00:39:31,726 --> 00:39:33,903 Sure. I guess. 603 00:39:34,006 --> 00:39:36,736 But you said we shouldn't separate ever. 604 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,189 But then I realized we should. 605 00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:42,230 Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. 606 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:45,063 I'm not making her go check it out by herself. 607 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:47,482 She's a strong, independent woman, 608 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,765 and she's choosing to go alone, right? 609 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:55,340 It's actually better this way because I can look at 610 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,402 the monitors and let you know if something's happening. 611 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:12,741 What was that? 612 00:40:17,787 --> 00:40:19,756 Did that just move? 613 00:40:22,624 --> 00:40:24,386 Oh, crap. 614 00:40:26,148 --> 00:40:27,807 Chrissy? 615 00:40:31,746 --> 00:40:33,543 Screw this room. 616 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:43,874 Chrissy? 617 00:40:48,159 --> 00:40:50,474 Chrissy? 618 00:40:52,444 --> 00:40:54,206 Chrissy! 619 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,463 Chrissy! 620 00:41:14,593 --> 00:41:15,941 Chrissy? 621 00:41:20,156 --> 00:41:21,815 Ah! 622 00:41:21,919 --> 00:41:24,406 Stupid... big little lies. 623 00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:25,872 What the "F" is wrong with you? 624 00:41:25,892 --> 00:41:27,240 You are so jumpy. 625 00:41:27,343 --> 00:41:29,624 Because there are literal actual ghost things 626 00:41:29,728 --> 00:41:31,870 happening to me right now, and you're up here 627 00:41:31,974 --> 00:41:34,268 pissing around like you don't care about any of it, 628 00:41:34,288 --> 00:41:35,859 and you're trying to turn my fans against me. 629 00:41:35,879 --> 00:41:38,850 - Shawn, it's just a joke. - No, it's not. 630 00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:40,958 Where did you even go? 631 00:41:41,061 --> 00:41:42,720 Just hiding. 632 00:41:42,824 --> 00:41:45,070 Where, Chrissy? You disappear so fast. 633 00:41:45,174 --> 00:41:46,536 How do you even know where to hide? 634 00:41:46,556 --> 00:41:49,354 Have you been here before? 635 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:51,704 Did you get here before I did? 636 00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:52,879 No, Shawn. 637 00:41:52,983 --> 00:41:55,539 Then how did you get in? I locked the door. 638 00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,958 - I went through a window. - Bullshit! 639 00:41:58,062 --> 00:42:02,036 You're not a huge fan. You're a crazy stalker freak. 640 00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:04,469 This whole thing has turned into me baby sitting a freak. 641 00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:09,637 Meanwhile, I got 100% legit demons or ghosts after me. 642 00:42:11,641 --> 00:42:13,438 You are officially uninvited. 643 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:16,721 Now I'm going to go back in the safe room by myself 644 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:19,796 and Google how to exorcise ghost children. 645 00:42:19,901 --> 00:42:21,731 I don't think that's a good idea. 646 00:42:21,835 --> 00:42:23,597 Why not? 647 00:42:43,259 --> 00:42:45,055 Oh, shit. 648 00:42:49,409 --> 00:42:51,379 Oh, shit. 649 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,562 Oh, shit. 650 00:42:59,707 --> 00:43:01,814 Oh, shit. I killed her. 651 00:43:01,918 --> 00:43:04,061 I killed her. 652 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:07,170 I need the cops. I need the cops. 653 00:43:09,071 --> 00:43:10,419 Help! 654 00:43:10,522 --> 00:43:12,733 There's been an accident! I killed someone! 655 00:43:12,837 --> 00:43:14,530 Somebody call the cops! 656 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:17,052 I'm at the old Pratt house about 20 miles down 657 00:43:17,157 --> 00:43:18,538 McGreedy Road. 658 00:43:18,642 --> 00:43:21,579 I'm gonna drive into town and turn myself in. 659 00:43:25,899 --> 00:43:29,181 I'm so sorry! It was an accident! 660 00:43:41,379 --> 00:43:43,141 Chrissy? 661 00:43:51,814 --> 00:43:53,576 Chrissy? 662 00:44:05,463 --> 00:44:07,260 Chrissy? 663 00:44:13,099 --> 00:44:16,797 I'm going to leave a first aid kit right here for you. 664 00:44:26,679 --> 00:44:29,616 What the hell was that?! 665 00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,654 What is that? 666 00:44:42,401 --> 00:44:44,094 It's her. 667 00:44:49,139 --> 00:44:51,108 It's her. 668 00:44:51,213 --> 00:44:52,422 It's Mildred. 669 00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:54,806 Did you guys see that? 670 00:44:56,948 --> 00:44:59,886 "You have to leave." I can't leave! 671 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,682 She's blocking the stairs. 672 00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:03,859 I'm gonna die. 673 00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:06,796 What video? 674 00:45:07,798 --> 00:45:11,116 Shawn, you know that thing that was hanging in the closet? 675 00:45:11,219 --> 00:45:14,778 Well, I figured out what it was. A symbol is a hamsa. 676 00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:17,316 It's hard to identify because it's an ancient version. 677 00:45:17,336 --> 00:45:19,423 But if you look at these shapes, you can see. 678 00:45:19,443 --> 00:45:21,358 These are the fingers, and this is the eyes. 679 00:45:21,378 --> 00:45:23,708 - This kid's like 12 years old. - I don't know if you know 680 00:45:23,728 --> 00:45:25,470 very much about hamsas, but it's a symbol 681 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:26,919 that is used to ward off evil. 682 00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:28,531 Everybody uses it... 683 00:45:28,635 --> 00:45:31,053 The Jews, Muslims, Christians, Pagans. 684 00:45:31,157 --> 00:45:32,830 There's a whole thing on Wikipedia about it, 685 00:45:32,850 --> 00:45:34,523 but I'm pretty sure that the people that made it were 686 00:45:34,543 --> 00:45:37,204 trying to keep the evil spirits of the house at bay. 687 00:45:37,308 --> 00:45:41,004 And my guess is it was probably working until you destroyed it. 688 00:45:41,109 --> 00:45:42,332 - What? - I'm sorry, Shawn, 689 00:45:42,352 --> 00:45:44,737 but I just wanted to say I'm a big fan, 690 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,548 and I think you're really funny, and the world 691 00:45:46,568 --> 00:45:48,380 should just forgive you because you're a good person 692 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,752 and everybody's too sensitive these days. 693 00:45:55,483 --> 00:45:57,349 I unleased her. 694 00:45:57,452 --> 00:45:59,802 I unleashed Mildred. 695 00:45:59,905 --> 00:46:02,567 Somebody help me! 696 00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:05,918 "Push past her..." 697 00:46:06,022 --> 00:46:09,374 I can't! I can't! 698 00:46:09,477 --> 00:46:12,518 Come on, Shawn. 699 00:46:12,622 --> 00:46:15,559 "If she had the power to attack you, she would have done it." 700 00:46:15,663 --> 00:46:18,288 Okay, okay. 701 00:46:18,393 --> 00:46:22,401 I'm gonna go try to squeeze past her. 702 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:26,553 Yes. Yes 703 00:48:26,657 --> 00:48:27,901 That's not my key. 704 00:48:44,867 --> 00:48:47,562 Oh, shit, oh, shit. 705 00:48:52,573 --> 00:48:55,855 Ah! 706 00:49:01,349 --> 00:49:04,701 Where are the cops? I need help. I can't get out. 707 00:49:07,776 --> 00:49:10,209 "Maybe you're supposed to use the key to open the box." 708 00:49:10,229 --> 00:49:12,233 How's that supposed to help? 709 00:49:18,211 --> 00:49:20,388 It fits. 710 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,651 Chrissy is Mildred! 711 00:49:49,241 --> 00:49:51,695 I can't just jump out a window. 712 00:49:59,607 --> 00:50:03,235 This is crazy. No way am I going back upstairs. 713 00:51:05,882 --> 00:51:09,095 They're not going to let me out of this house! 714 00:51:10,927 --> 00:51:14,590 I can't leave. I've just gonna wait for the cops. 715 00:51:17,319 --> 00:51:19,703 What do you mean she owns me? 716 00:51:20,774 --> 00:51:23,608 Shawn, I'm a Latin professor at Brown University. 717 00:51:23,711 --> 00:51:25,938 I've translated the Latin that you spoke early in the night 718 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,342 when you tried to talk to the dead. 719 00:51:28,446 --> 00:51:30,000 Shawn, that woman lied to you. 720 00:51:30,105 --> 00:51:31,915 - What? - This is the actual translation 721 00:51:31,935 --> 00:51:33,525 of what you said. 722 00:51:33,629 --> 00:51:36,358 I give thee my soul and forfeit my will. 723 00:51:36,463 --> 00:51:38,329 - Oh, no. - I'm sorry, Shawn. 724 00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:40,090 Can I help? 725 00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:42,889 Shawn, we have a theory about what's been happening 726 00:51:42,993 --> 00:51:44,306 at the house. 727 00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:47,035 We think that every ghost lives there used to be alive, 728 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:49,938 like you, Mildred totally messes with people's minds 729 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,461 and tries to make them depressed and psycho 730 00:51:52,564 --> 00:51:54,880 and not themselves until eventually she gets them 731 00:51:54,983 --> 00:51:56,888 to say the chant that you said you said. 732 00:51:56,987 --> 00:51:59,421 So, Shawn, now that you said the words, I'm afraid that 733 00:51:59,441 --> 00:52:00,699 you might feel like killing yourself. 734 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,550 - That's enough. - Don't die, Shawn. 735 00:52:04,934 --> 00:52:07,077 Oh, no. 736 00:52:08,804 --> 00:52:11,051 I'm not going to kill myself! 737 00:52:12,674 --> 00:52:14,541 Karma for what I did? 738 00:52:14,644 --> 00:52:16,890 I didn't do anything wrong. 739 00:52:18,307 --> 00:52:20,346 I apologized because I had to. 740 00:52:20,449 --> 00:52:23,835 I lost everything. My parents got death threats. 741 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:27,948 I was acquitted, by the way. No one ever mentions that. 742 00:52:30,505 --> 00:52:33,787 I never said I was a role model! 743 00:52:33,891 --> 00:52:37,243 I'm sick of apologizing for being myself! 744 00:52:37,346 --> 00:52:42,702 I regret apologizing, and that's the only thing I regret! 745 00:52:42,806 --> 00:52:44,741 I didn't know he was sick! 746 00:52:44,845 --> 00:52:47,678 He signed a waiver! 747 00:52:47,782 --> 00:52:50,235 I'm not racist! - Shawn. 748 00:52:50,339 --> 00:52:51,962 What was that? 749 00:53:00,532 --> 00:53:02,398 Guilty! 750 00:53:22,336 --> 00:53:24,098 Ouch. 751 00:53:34,257 --> 00:53:37,125 Ah! Ow, my legs! 752 00:53:38,887 --> 00:53:41,340 Oh, I can't look. 753 00:53:41,444 --> 00:53:44,139 I can't look. 754 00:53:45,314 --> 00:53:48,839 Okay. I'll look. 755 00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,274 I shouldn't have looked! 756 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,524 Where are the cops?! 757 00:54:04,595 --> 00:54:06,599 Clean it? 758 00:54:06,704 --> 00:54:09,122 Okay. 759 00:54:41,638 --> 00:54:43,365 Oh, no. 760 00:54:58,948 --> 00:55:00,988 Spark plugs. 761 00:55:28,735 --> 00:55:31,534 Spark plugs. 762 00:55:31,637 --> 00:55:33,330 Yes! 763 00:55:34,678 --> 00:55:37,269 Oh. Yes, yes. Yes. 764 00:55:39,238 --> 00:55:40,725 Ah! 765 00:55:51,955 --> 00:55:54,200 Are you Shawn Ruddy? 766 00:55:56,516 --> 00:55:58,002 Yes. 767 00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,558 Oh, you're my freakin' hero, man! 768 00:56:00,663 --> 00:56:02,543 - Okay, son. - You're never gonna hear me 769 00:56:02,563 --> 00:56:04,912 say another bad thing about the police, I swear. 770 00:56:05,017 --> 00:56:07,746 Okay. I'm just happy to help. 771 00:56:10,095 --> 00:56:12,031 We have to get out of here fast. 772 00:56:12,134 --> 00:56:14,864 Where's your car? I don't see your car, man. 773 00:56:14,968 --> 00:56:20,289 I've been watching tonight. It's some really great stuff. 774 00:56:20,773 --> 00:56:22,258 What? 775 00:56:22,362 --> 00:56:25,784 But I really don't like it when you hurt people, Shawn. 776 00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:27,649 No, no, no. 777 00:56:27,753 --> 00:56:29,999 You really shouldn't hurt people, Shawn. 778 00:56:30,102 --> 00:56:32,555 Is that what this is about? 779 00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:36,253 I would never hurt anyone on purpose! 780 00:56:36,356 --> 00:56:39,190 Except for you, mother frogger! 781 00:56:40,572 --> 00:56:41,574 Bitch! 782 00:56:41,678 --> 00:56:43,578 Strike. Ah! 783 00:57:06,695 --> 00:57:08,630 I can't see. 784 00:57:17,130 --> 00:57:19,307 Yes. 785 00:57:51,650 --> 00:57:53,965 Oh, no! Ah! 786 00:57:54,069 --> 00:57:56,522 Ah! 787 00:57:58,284 --> 00:58:01,463 Help me! They're coming to get me! 788 00:58:03,502 --> 00:58:07,406 I can't go back out there. You saw what was in the woods. 789 00:58:09,031 --> 00:58:13,074 Hamsa lady? Who's hamsa lady? 790 00:58:13,177 --> 00:58:15,196 Grandma were talking to that guy I told you about. 791 00:58:15,216 --> 00:58:18,015 He's in the house right now. Tell him who you are. 792 00:58:18,118 --> 00:58:20,192 My name is Hedy. 793 00:58:20,296 --> 00:58:22,575 When I was 15 years old, 794 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,443 I lived in the Pratt house as a nanny. 795 00:58:25,548 --> 00:58:26,965 No way! She lived here? 796 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:30,420 There's a vengeful spirit in the house named Mildred. 797 00:58:30,523 --> 00:58:34,497 She came after me, but I created a ward 798 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,399 to keep her powers at bay. 799 00:58:37,503 --> 00:58:39,680 It's in upstairs closet. 800 00:58:39,784 --> 00:58:41,719 He destroyed the house, Grandma. 801 00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:44,690 Aw, shit. He's going to die. 802 00:58:44,794 --> 00:58:46,245 Can you tell him how to make 803 00:58:46,349 --> 00:58:47,593 a new hamsa? - Yes! 804 00:58:47,696 --> 00:58:49,908 Tell me how to put it back. 805 00:58:52,673 --> 00:58:55,610 Oh, crap! Ah! Hurry. 806 00:58:55,713 --> 00:58:59,376 She sold her soul to the devil. 807 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,417 That's why she has so much power. 808 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,972 Talk faster. 809 00:59:04,075 --> 00:59:05,675 And that's why your hamsa 810 00:59:05,699 --> 00:59:07,565 must be equally powerful. 811 00:59:07,668 --> 00:59:10,399 Ah! He's coming! Ah! 812 00:59:10,502 --> 00:59:13,612 Let this be an important lesson. 813 00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,549 The devil always betrays you. 814 00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:18,622 Come on. Just tell me how to do it! 815 00:59:18,726 --> 00:59:23,667 First, you must remember that all worthwhile counter vigils 816 00:59:23,771 --> 00:59:26,466 require a sacrifice of flesh. 817 00:59:26,569 --> 00:59:29,680 Aaaah! 818 00:59:44,296 --> 00:59:47,061 Oh, God. I need a weapon. 819 00:59:50,344 --> 00:59:52,243 Potato gun. 820 00:59:52,348 --> 00:59:54,213 Potatoes. 821 00:59:54,317 --> 00:59:56,010 Come on! 822 00:59:57,807 --> 00:59:59,569 Come on. 823 01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,685 Aaah! 824 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,039 Yes. 825 01:00:37,579 --> 01:00:42,451 Shawn! Shawn! Shawn! 826 01:00:47,150 --> 01:00:49,292 No, no, no, no, no! 827 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:52,229 Ah! Ah! No! Ah! 828 01:00:54,199 --> 01:00:56,168 No! Ah! No, no! 829 01:00:56,273 --> 01:00:59,036 Aaah! Aah! 830 01:01:08,919 --> 01:01:12,063 Did you see that, Internet? 831 01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:21,082 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 832 01:01:21,186 --> 01:01:22,809 No! 833 01:01:40,743 --> 01:01:44,303 Somebody help! I'm dying! 834 01:01:45,823 --> 01:01:49,624 I don't even know if I'm still streaming. 835 01:01:49,728 --> 01:01:53,390 This is not the way I imagined going out! 836 01:01:56,051 --> 01:01:58,677 I was supposed to repair my image. 837 01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:01,753 I don't want to be remembered as a douchebag. 838 01:02:01,856 --> 01:02:05,277 Freaking Mildred! She's such a C. 839 01:02:05,380 --> 01:02:09,388 Maybe this is karma. Is God smiting me? 840 01:02:09,493 --> 01:02:11,773 I'm sorry. Okay? 841 01:02:11,876 --> 01:02:14,986 I'm sorry. 842 01:02:15,090 --> 01:02:16,679 No one can even hear me. 843 01:02:16,784 --> 01:02:19,202 Need to leave a note. 844 01:02:27,115 --> 01:02:29,465 "Unholy hand of power"? 845 01:02:29,568 --> 01:02:32,090 "Influence others with the power of your word." 846 01:02:32,194 --> 01:02:34,683 This looks like some kind of ritual. 847 01:02:34,786 --> 01:02:38,103 This must be what she did to sell her soul. 848 01:02:38,207 --> 01:02:42,008 Who knew this was actually a thing? 849 01:02:42,111 --> 01:02:45,324 Maybe there's something else. 850 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:48,400 "Nothing changes. I am still, still, still. 851 01:02:48,504 --> 01:02:51,959 I am like the pond water. The pond water is still!" 852 01:02:52,062 --> 01:02:55,553 Pond water! That's what the ghosts keep repeating. 853 01:02:55,657 --> 01:02:58,663 She's forcing them to memorize her poetry. 854 01:02:58,766 --> 01:03:00,286 What a freaking weirdo. 855 01:03:00,391 --> 01:03:04,122 She's like me. She wants an audience. 856 01:03:04,225 --> 01:03:06,955 She kept trying to get me to read her poems. 857 01:03:07,059 --> 01:03:10,204 And her fiancé was a publisher. 858 01:03:10,307 --> 01:03:12,485 She's not creating a family. 859 01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:14,246 She's building a following. 860 01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:16,160 And I bet the more souls she collects, 861 01:03:16,181 --> 01:03:18,946 the more powerful she becomes. 862 01:03:19,982 --> 01:03:22,954 And what can hurt someone like me? 863 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:29,208 Copy strike, a copy strike! 864 01:03:29,312 --> 01:03:31,261 Remember when I did that sewer surfing video, 865 01:03:31,281 --> 01:03:33,355 and I started singing "Surfin USA"? 866 01:03:33,459 --> 01:03:35,981 Well, the Beach Boys record label put a copy strike 867 01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,503 on it and claimed all my money for that video. 868 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:42,477 What if I put a copy strike on Mildred? Forget the hamsa. 869 01:03:42,581 --> 01:03:46,071 If I can do this same unholy hand ritual that she did, 870 01:03:46,174 --> 01:03:48,282 I can claim her revenue, her power source. 871 01:03:48,386 --> 01:03:52,601 Are you following? I can get my soul back! 872 01:03:52,705 --> 01:03:54,156 This looks like a Latin. 873 01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:57,439 Internet, please translate these words for me. 874 01:03:57,542 --> 01:04:01,136 I'm going to need these words by the time I get to my laptop. 875 01:04:10,085 --> 01:04:13,092 Let's de-monetize this bitch. 876 01:06:09,712 --> 01:06:11,232 Hey, Mildred! 877 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:13,893 Believe me when I say I understand 878 01:06:13,997 --> 01:06:16,381 why you do what you do. 879 01:06:16,484 --> 01:06:20,873 But in the words of my manager, 880 01:06:20,976 --> 01:06:23,879 you've taken things too far. 881 01:06:23,983 --> 01:06:26,609 Way too far. 882 01:07:16,712 --> 01:07:18,543 I'm still streaming! 883 01:07:18,647 --> 01:07:21,274 Can you guys hear me? 884 01:07:21,377 --> 01:07:23,623 You translated the words. Thank you. 885 01:07:23,727 --> 01:07:26,940 Death becomes unholy with the power of my... 886 01:07:29,394 --> 01:07:30,775 Oh, crap. 887 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,643 Thank you so much, Internet. 888 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:46,705 Wrathies, I don't have a lot of time, 889 01:07:46,808 --> 01:07:48,713 but I think it's probably pretty obvious 890 01:07:48,779 --> 01:07:51,281 to everyone that I'm not going to make it out of here alive. 891 01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:53,651 And I just wanted to thank you for helping me 892 01:07:53,754 --> 01:07:55,620 and supporting me. 893 01:07:55,724 --> 01:07:58,177 The truth is I think I've known for a while 894 01:07:58,281 --> 01:08:00,942 that I've been crossing a line. 895 01:08:01,045 --> 01:08:04,363 I wish I could go back and change some stuff, but I can't. 896 01:08:04,466 --> 01:08:09,753 And so I wanted to apologize, but for realsies this time. 897 01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:13,381 I'm sorry to everyone I've hurt with my stunts. 898 01:08:13,484 --> 01:08:15,227 It was wrong of me to pay a homeless man 899 01:08:15,247 --> 01:08:16,940 to fight me for a video. 900 01:08:17,044 --> 01:08:19,473 He seemed so much bigger than me, and I didn't think 901 01:08:19,497 --> 01:08:21,155 I could actually hurt him. 902 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,918 But I apologize for hurting him. 903 01:08:23,021 --> 01:08:24,645 But what I didn't apologize for 904 01:08:24,749 --> 01:08:27,790 was for thinking of it in the first place. 905 01:08:27,893 --> 01:08:33,872 And also, I want to apologize to the minorities. 906 01:08:33,975 --> 01:08:36,152 A lot of you thought that I was making light 907 01:08:36,255 --> 01:08:37,455 of a serious situation 908 01:08:37,534 --> 01:08:39,344 when I got smuggled across the border. 909 01:08:39,435 --> 01:08:40,713 That wasn't funny. 910 01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:43,270 I mean, it was, but for the wrong reasons. 911 01:08:43,374 --> 01:08:45,102 And I'm sorry. 912 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:48,867 I have been racially and culturally insensitive. 913 01:08:48,972 --> 01:08:52,219 But I've learned, and I've grown. 914 01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:57,748 In fact, I'd like to dedicate this broadcast 915 01:08:57,852 --> 01:08:59,959 to the Blacks and Mexicans. 916 01:09:00,064 --> 01:09:02,344 This is for you. 917 01:09:12,883 --> 01:09:15,889 This is Shawn Ruddy promising you the most 918 01:09:15,992 --> 01:09:18,895 cinematic experience in live streaming. 919 01:09:40,008 --> 01:09:44,155 Mildred! I'm waiting! 920 01:09:45,606 --> 01:09:48,266 My soul is waiting! 921 01:09:51,446 --> 01:09:53,207 Fine. 922 01:10:02,123 --> 01:10:05,682 "Echo my heart. Echo my soul. Bring my voice..." 923 01:10:09,932 --> 01:10:12,592 "Blackbirds roam, their voices moan." 924 01:10:12,696 --> 01:10:15,288 I mean, some of these are pretty good. 925 01:10:15,391 --> 01:10:16,591 Not. 926 01:10:40,409 --> 01:10:43,034 Hey, little guy. 927 01:10:43,138 --> 01:10:45,246 I'm not gonna hurt you. 928 01:10:47,008 --> 01:10:48,716 I think we can both agree that mommy's 929 01:10:48,736 --> 01:10:50,671 a little bit nuts, right? 930 01:10:50,775 --> 01:10:53,366 I was thinking maybe we could join f... 931 01:11:03,214 --> 01:11:05,322 Ah! 932 01:11:07,568 --> 01:11:09,433 Shawn! 933 01:11:11,818 --> 01:11:14,528 You're going to face me yourself or just send your child army 934 01:11:14,548 --> 01:11:16,932 after me like a frickin' PewDiePie? 935 01:11:17,035 --> 01:11:20,525 Shawny. Come get me. 936 01:11:20,630 --> 01:11:22,978 You come get me! 937 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:25,467 - You come get me. - Opposite! 938 01:11:28,127 --> 01:11:31,271 I'll find you in the hallway cam. 939 01:11:32,343 --> 01:11:34,589 What the hell is that? 940 01:11:34,693 --> 01:11:36,558 Ah! 941 01:11:36,663 --> 01:11:40,498 Corner Man, I saw you! 942 01:11:45,646 --> 01:11:47,235 Ah! 943 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:49,828 I got you, you lazy... 944 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:52,419 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, no! 945 01:11:56,635 --> 01:11:58,673 Garlic! 946 01:12:00,539 --> 01:12:03,891 Garlic is bullshit! 947 01:12:06,551 --> 01:12:09,765 Ah! 948 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:14,706 Shawn? 949 01:12:16,226 --> 01:12:18,888 Shawn, I'm scared. 950 01:12:18,991 --> 01:12:23,207 Help me, please. You hurt me real bad. 951 01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:25,833 That's not gonna work, Mildred. 952 01:12:32,053 --> 01:12:34,091 Oh, shit. 953 01:12:35,611 --> 01:12:37,131 Mildred! 954 01:12:37,236 --> 01:12:39,931 Maybe I can help. I have the Internet. 955 01:12:40,034 --> 01:12:44,146 There's a lot of nice people on the Internet that like to help. 956 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,021 No, no, no, no, no. 957 01:12:50,124 --> 01:12:51,541 No. 958 01:12:54,271 --> 01:12:56,862 Come on. Turn on. 959 01:12:56,966 --> 01:12:59,592 Turn on! 960 01:12:59,696 --> 01:13:01,319 Shawn. 961 01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:03,566 I want you to meet someone. 962 01:13:19,322 --> 01:13:21,396 What?! 963 01:13:21,499 --> 01:13:23,226 Help! 964 01:13:24,886 --> 01:13:27,788 This feels so good. 965 01:13:36,219 --> 01:13:38,051 Hey. 966 01:13:38,154 --> 01:13:40,193 No way. 967 01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:46,102 Mm. 968 01:13:46,206 --> 01:13:49,039 Mm-hmm. 969 01:13:49,349 --> 01:13:52,494 No! Mildred! 970 01:13:54,913 --> 01:13:58,231 The pond water is still. 971 01:14:08,942 --> 01:14:13,711 Mildred, no! No! 972 01:14:22,073 --> 01:14:24,872 No, Mildred! 973 01:14:24,975 --> 01:14:27,083 I am the influencer! 974 01:14:27,186 --> 01:14:29,432 Ah! 975 01:14:51,513 --> 01:14:54,519 Aaaah! 976 01:15:16,323 --> 01:15:18,638 Garlic may not work on ghosts. 977 01:15:18,741 --> 01:15:21,575 But if there's one thing the movies have taught me, 978 01:15:21,678 --> 01:15:24,097 it's that holy water will f... 979 01:15:50,427 --> 01:15:52,016 I'm gonna kill her. 980 01:15:52,121 --> 01:15:54,056 Again. 981 01:16:23,426 --> 01:16:25,154 Watch your hands! Gotcha! 982 01:16:33,067 --> 01:16:36,073 No! - Smash it! 983 01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:37,801 Shawn. 984 01:16:45,264 --> 01:16:47,925 Aaah! 985 01:17:54,683 --> 01:17:56,480 Okay. 986 01:17:59,660 --> 01:18:01,076 Surprise, bitch! 987 01:18:33,557 --> 01:18:35,284 Goodbye, Mildred. 988 01:18:35,388 --> 01:18:37,807 I hope you enjoy hell. 989 01:18:38,705 --> 01:18:42,506 Death becomes unholy with the power of my unholy hand. 990 01:18:42,610 --> 01:18:44,510 I use the power of my will, 991 01:18:44,614 --> 01:18:48,588 my words, my passion, my ambition, 992 01:18:48,692 --> 01:18:51,663 and my authority to take the souls 993 01:18:51,767 --> 01:18:56,017 of this house and bind them to me! 994 01:19:02,168 --> 01:19:06,453 Wait, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 995 01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:23,383 Why?! No! 996 01:19:28,878 --> 01:19:30,605 No! 997 01:19:49,334 --> 01:19:52,374 No! 998 01:20:19,430 --> 01:20:20,630 Bad Shawny. 999 01:20:46,624 --> 01:20:48,663 I don't understand what happened. 1000 01:20:48,767 --> 01:20:49,967 I said the words. 1001 01:20:50,045 --> 01:20:53,224 I'm coming to get... 1002 01:20:57,785 --> 01:20:59,479 Ow. 1003 01:21:04,212 --> 01:21:06,665 What does she want? 1004 01:21:06,770 --> 01:21:08,566 It's over. 1005 01:21:08,670 --> 01:21:11,330 Subscribe. 1006 01:21:14,164 --> 01:21:16,202 Goodbye, Internet. 1007 01:21:16,306 --> 01:21:18,621 I'm sorry I let you down. 1008 01:21:29,057 --> 01:21:32,098 That's that nasty finger. 1009 01:21:32,201 --> 01:21:34,793 What is it with Mildred and fingers? 1010 01:21:36,797 --> 01:21:39,423 A sacrifice of flesh. 1011 01:21:39,526 --> 01:21:42,291 That old lady said that the cult rituals 1012 01:21:42,394 --> 01:21:44,951 require a sacrifice of flesh. 1013 01:21:46,783 --> 01:21:48,960 That's Mildred's finger. 1014 01:21:51,724 --> 01:21:53,348 Hey, Millie! 1015 01:21:53,452 --> 01:21:56,942 I'm about to put a ripple in your pond water. 1016 01:21:57,045 --> 01:22:00,915 Death becomes unholy with the power of my unholy hand. 1017 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:05,131 I use the power of my will, my words, my passion, 1018 01:22:05,235 --> 01:22:08,345 my ambition, and my authority! 1019 01:22:08,448 --> 01:22:10,902 To take the souls of this house... 1020 01:22:13,114 --> 01:22:15,256 And bind them... 1021 01:22:16,395 --> 01:22:17,812 to me! 1022 01:23:01,075 --> 01:23:04,150 I did it! 1023 01:23:04,253 --> 01:23:06,016 Oh. 1024 01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:41,365 I did it. 1025 01:23:41,468 --> 01:23:42,470 No, wedid it! 1026 01:23:42,573 --> 01:23:46,547 We beat this house! 1027 01:23:46,651 --> 01:23:50,694 I just want to take a minute and think all of my fans. 1028 01:23:50,797 --> 01:23:53,389 I'm getting a little emosh. 1029 01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:56,809 We beat this house, you guys! 1030 01:23:56,914 --> 01:23:59,885 Suck on that, Huffington Post! 1031 01:23:59,989 --> 01:24:01,820 Ow! 1032 01:24:01,924 --> 01:24:05,207 Oh, my leg is definitely broken. 1033 01:24:07,211 --> 01:24:08,834 I told you! 1034 01:24:08,939 --> 01:24:13,741 No one off you a more cinematic experience in live streaming. 1035 01:24:13,845 --> 01:24:16,471 I, Shawn Ruddy, am once again 1036 01:24:16,574 --> 01:24:18,613 the number one live streamer in... 1037 01:24:30,016 --> 01:24:31,605 No!