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♪♪
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STAN: Happy birthday, Hopey.
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Nice. Beautiful. One more.
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Show me your somersault.
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Ta-da!
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STAN: Climb the wall.
HOPE: Almost.
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STAN: Look, she's doing a handstand.
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Come on!
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That's it, all the way! Come on!
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Wow!
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- Huggie, Dad.
- Come here. That's good for a huggie.
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Just like that. Okay.
Let's see those jumps again, the split up.
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Good. Good! Much better.
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Future champion.
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Here's the big moment.
It's all about the dismount. Ready?
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No, no, no, no, no.
Oh! Good. Oh!
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- I'm a champion.
- You're darn right, you are. Try it again.
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Point the toes. Chin up. Tight, tight.
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Show how beautiful and talented you are.
Perfect hand.
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Are those boobs coming in? No boobs!
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I like that.
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Wow!
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(SNIFFLES)
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- To gold in Rome! Whoo!
- Gold in Rome!
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(WHOOPING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA!
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HEATH: I just marvel every time
I see Hope Ann Greggory perform.
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At 17, she is the epitome
of power and grace.
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Coach Pavleck says
she is the hardest worker on the team.
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- (BONE CRACKS)
- (HOPE WAILS)
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(CROWD GASPING, MURMURING)
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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Mother (BLEEP)! Mother (BLEEP)!
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This is a potentially career-ending injury.
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- (HOPE GASPING)
- MAN: Focus.
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(SPORTSCASTERS OVERLAPPING
IN VARIOUS LANGUAGES)
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- I don't want that. I don't want that.
- She said no.
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HEATH: No wheelchair. She's determined
to get off on her own power.
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(CROWD APPLAUDING)
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Wait. Hold on, Dominique.
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I am now getting word Greggory is
going to attempt the uneven bars.
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WOMAN:
Oh, my God!
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(BROADCASTERS SPEAKING
VARIOUS LANGUAGES)
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- This is truly inspirational.
- It really is.
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BRITISH SPORTSCASTER: This, ladies
and gentlemen, is quite remarkable.
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- You are star.
- (BREATH SHUDDERING)
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You will make me so proud.
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HEATH: Thousands of hours
training together
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back at that little gym in Amherst, Ohio.
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- This is their moment.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
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CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA!
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HEATH: This is the Amherst Angel's
strongest event
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and she's going to need a 9.7 or higher
to take the medal away from those Russians.
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DAWES: She needs to pull off this Jaeger.
Nearly flawless, nearly flawless.
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Beautiful handstand half.
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Now she's preparing
for her full-end dismount.
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This is a tough dismount for her.
She needs to stick this landing.
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HEATH: This is really tough to watch.
DAWES: Here it comes. Full twist.
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(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
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DAWES: Oh! On one leg!
HEATH: Do you believe in miracles?
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You do now!
The Amherst Angel has stuck the landing.
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(AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT)
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CROWD (CHANTING):
USA! USA! USA!
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(HEART BEATING FASTER)
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- STAN: Hopey! What do you want for lunch?
- (GASPS)
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Grilled cheese and tomato!
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No crust!
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HEATH: 9.8!
DAWES: Wow!
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- HEATH: She's done the impossible!
- (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT)
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This is absolutely incredible, Dominique!
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DAWES: Goodness,
she could never write this...
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- (GASPING PASSIONATELY)
- (HEART BEATING FASTER)
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(EXHALES)
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ARENA ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
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please stand for
the Chinese national anthem.
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(ANNOUNCER 2 SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(FEMALE ANNOUNCER
SPEAKING MANDARIN)
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(INHALING DEEPLY)
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(CHINESE NATIONAL ANTHEM
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♪♪
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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(TURNS OFF TV)
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- (WHISTLING CHEERFULLY)
- (FOOD SIZZLING)
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(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
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(STAN SINGING CHEERFULLY
IN DISTANCE)
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(SINGING CONTINUES)
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(STAN WHISTLING)
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STAN: Hopey!
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(POSTAL TRUCK DOOR
CLOSES OUTSIDE)
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Hopey? Your grilled cheese is ready.
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What? No, I said I wanted Hamburger Helper!
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Where the fuck did you get grilled cheese?
Just forget it, Dad.
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I'm gonna go to Sbarro.
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Mountain Dew, large.
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- Diet?
- Did I say diet?
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Sorry. Most girls order diet.
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- Okay. That comes to $9.30.
- Oh, no, it doesn't.
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Oh, no, no, no. She's on the house.
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- Don't you know who this is?
- You tell him, Tony.
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- Check the wall, son.
- HOPE: Yeah. Check the wall, son.
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Oh, you used to be way skinnier.
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Hey, Hope.
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- Take these.
- Okay.
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- Any, uh, new stuff in the back?
- Yeah, totally.
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It's supposed to be bomb-ass shit.
He said it was government grade.
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I don't know if that means
that the government grows it,
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or maybe they just grade it?
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Stop you right there.
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Do not talk about politics. It's crass.
You're gonna lose a lot of customers.
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But you don't... You don't pay me.
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Hey, John.
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(GRUNTING QUIETLY)
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- Chair busted again, Davey?
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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Here. Go get it fixed.
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Thanks, Hope.
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♪♪
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Oh, I like the new running sneakers,
they're very hip.
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Well, they send me so frickin' many
for endorsements.
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At some point, I'm gonna have to tell 'em
to back the fuck off.
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I know it must get old for you,
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but you lead such a glamorous life.
(CHUCKLES)
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(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
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(MUFFLED) Hi, Doris!
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(DORIS LAUGHING)
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Hope Ann Greggory is here!
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(DORIS GIGGLING)
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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DORIS:
Isn't that Maggie Townsend adorable?
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She comes in here all the time
with your old Coach Pavleck.
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- (DOOR BELLS JINGLING)
- OMG! Hope Ann Greggory.
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I have been, like, praying that
we would run into each other. I'm Maggie.
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Hope, this is Maggie. I'm surprised
you two haven't crossed paths.
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Maggie reminds me so much of you
when you were younger.
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Hey, Hope.
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- Hi.
- It's, uh, me, Ben.
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Ben Lawfort.
Uh, my dad co-owns the gym with Coach P.
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Twitchy.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Yeah. Uh, no one
really calls me that anymore.
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Uh, in fact, you were
the only person that, that did.
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Um, but, hey, I'm back in town.
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- Graduated, finally.
- You look so different.
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- Oh, really? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- But that's still there, so now I see it.
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Yeah, well, anyway, uh,
I'm helping Coach P with Maggie here.
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Coach was saying that, uh, she's trying
to get a hold of you. I don't know if...
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- Did you just say you graduated?
- I did.
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Aren't you, like, 12?
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Uh, no. I was 12, uh, when I was 12.
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Uh, I was 12 when you won
your first World Championship,
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so maybe that was what you...
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Isn't that funny?
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Maggie just made it to the top five
of the World Championship.
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I heard.
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I, like, totally crushed it. (GIGGLES)
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Miss Greggory, maybe we could
exchange phone numbers,
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- or something...
- (SLURPING)
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...and, uh, we could text or FaceTime,
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- or I don't know...
- (SLURPING LOUDLY)
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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- Hope?
- (SIGHS)
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Can we talk a second?
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HOPE: What?
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Do you remember when you made
this for me, the first day of art class?
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(STAN SLURPS, SIGHS)
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It was the greatest day of my life.
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So, I'm beginning
with that positive affirmation.
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Yeah. It was your idea
for a lame Father's Day art project.
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Are you done "remenessing"
about homeschool?
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- It's "reminiscing," sweetie.
- That's what I said.
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A good use of a vocab word.
Come here, sit.
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Standing, go, what?
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(CLAPS HANDS)
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My supervisor has had several complaints
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that pieces of mail from my route
have gone missing again.
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So, suck less.
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Honey, I know you've been
stealing from my truck again.
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That's ridiculous.
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I found these in my mailbag.
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- Mmm, maybe your truck has rats.
- I don't think so.
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Hopey, you promised you'd get a job.
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And I've been looking.
Where do you think I've been all day?
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I ran into Coach P at the market.
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She really wants to
put the past behind you guys.
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She said that
she could use someone like you.
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What do you mean by "market"?
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- The grocery store.
- Then just say that. You're not a pilgrim.
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Have you thought any more
about working at the gym?
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I'm not a coach, I'm a star!
I was on Dancing with the Stars!
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It's not called Dancing with the Coaches!
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When athletes get injured,
they need to make other plans.
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I don't need another plan.
You and Coach P don't listen. I healed.
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Not exactly.
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(HOPE SIGHS)
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Well, you weren't worried
about how "exactly"
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when you pushed me
to go for another medal.
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How many times can I tell you that I'm sorry?
I was wrong. We were both wrong.
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It's worse for an adult to be wrong.
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That's true.
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And may I remind you that my awesomeness
paid for this entire house...
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- That money's long gone.
- ...the motor boat, the Ronco Rotisserie...
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STAN: We depend entirely on my salary
these days, and in six months,
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all we'll have left is my pension!
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I know, I know. This is so boring!
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No, no, you listen to me.
It'll be less than half of what I make now.
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Not enough to support both of us
and this lifestyle of yours.
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I don't have a lifestyle.
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That's if I even make it to the pension
I've worked over 30 years to earn
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since my daughter
keeps putting that in jeopardy
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by stealing from the US Postal Service!
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- I'm borrowing. That's not a crime.
- It's a federal crime!
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- And I won't stand for it!
- Dad...
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No, no, enough!
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You don't know what it's like
to grow up without a mom.
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It's so hard being
a motherless daughter, Daddy.
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Oh... I know, sweetie.
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No six-month-old should have to
deal with that kind of a loss.
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- Five-and-a-half-month-old.
- Mmm.
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We're not done here. I'm setting boundaries.
No more allowance.
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Are you insane? Why are you insane?
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Hope Annabelle, let's de-escalate,
shall we?
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You're cutting off my allowance
and you want me to stop stealing?
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- What kind of a sick monster are you?
- Do not call me a monster.
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You only give me $500 a week,
so I'm forced to steal!
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If you cut off my allowance,
I'm gonna have to suck dicks
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in a Cost Final bathroom for money!
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Is that what you want, Dad?
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Do you want me to suck on dirty dicks
in a discount warehouse toilet?
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Look, I never said that dirty dicks
were the solution here.
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(SIGHS) Why do you need all this money
if I'm paying for the roof over your head?
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- Your gas, your car...
- You are way too up in my shit!
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I need my privacy.
236
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All right.
237
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,754
What happened to our little girl, Bradley?
238
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(BELL TOLLING)
239
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(BELL CONTINUES TOLLING)
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♪♪
241
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(GRUNTS)
242
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(MOUTHING) Fuck you.
243
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,679
I'm calling it how see it
244
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These bitches be fake winning
245
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I wouldn't want to be near 'em
246
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'Cause these niggas be fake...
247
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(SONG FADES OUT)
248
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♪♪
249
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HOPE: Dad! Did you get my sub?
STAN: On the table!
250
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,876
Where are the pepperoncinis?
251
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STAN: Oh... I forgot!
252
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,116
Are you trying to ruin my life?
253
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STAN: No. But I did want to talk to you
about looking for a job.
254
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Dad! Eating!
255
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,280
(NEWS THEME PLAYING)
256
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Coach Eleyna Pavleck was found dead
last night of an apparent suicide.
257
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,680
- Oh, my God...
- Shh.
258
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The former coach of bronze medalist,
Hope Ann Greggory,
259
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was currently helming the career of
elite gymnast, Maggie Townsend,
260
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also from Amherst, Ohio.
261
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Well, as you can imagine,
262
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it's a very sad day here at
the Eleyna Pavleck Gymnastics Center.
263
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Pavleck had spent recent years guiding
the career of Mighty Maggie Townsend.
264
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Experts agree
that Townsend has the potential
265
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to surpass Greggory's bronze
at this year's Toronto Games
266
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as a leading contender
for the US Women's Team.
267
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,598
Karen, back to you.
268
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,669
Sources say Pavleck was
coaching Townsend free of charge
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as her single mother
could not afford the expenses
270
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associated with an elite training program.
271
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,176
Mike's up next with the Ohio weather
and the lottery numbers.
272
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Fuck.
273
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,080
Hope? You okay?
274
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,159
Why would they show that picture of me?
There are so many hotter ones.
275
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,556
Are you all right, sweetie?
276
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,519
This sub sucks without the pepperoncinis.
277
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,599
Hope, did you hear
what they said about Coach P?
278
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,114
Are you all right?
Do you need a huggie? Hmm?
279
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,475
No, I do not! I'm not five!
280
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,239
Hope, it's okay, you can feel bad.
There's nothing wrong with...
281
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,073
Stop treating me like I'm fucking five!
282
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,517
Chains about to pull me in
283
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,359
Misery
284
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,440
I can't swim...
285
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040
Hey.
286
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,309
Yo. Which one of you guys
want to buy me a drink?
287
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,628
(LAUGHS)
288
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,354
That's me.
289
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,593
- That's you?
- Yep.
290
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,353
You look nice.
291
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,912
I still, like, hardly ever get my period.
292
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,037
So, you don't gotta worry
about knocking me up.
293
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,752
You could fuck me all raw and shit.
294
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,831
- (LAUGHS)
- Wow.
295
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,833
So... (CHUCKLES)
296
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:45,152
- So, if we buy you a drink...
- Will I let you double team me? Absolutely.
297
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,675
Could you just leave us alone?
298
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,913
(SIGHS)
299
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,514
- (CAR APPROACHES)
- (TIRES SCREECH)
300
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,319
(DOOR OPENS)
301
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- HOPE: I fucking hate you.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
302
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,991
Oh, sweetie. (SIGHS)
303
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,796
- (GRUNTS)
- Huggie, Daddy.
304
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,520
(STAN SIGHS)
305
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,352
Huggie. Huggie, huggie.
306
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,475
- How you doing today, honey?
- (HOPE GROANS)
307
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,598
I just woke up.
308
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,553
Give me a chance
to orientate myself for the day.
309
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,795
(HOPE SIGHS)
310
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,077
Save that Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon,
I need to get some stuff there.
311
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,469
I don't know what money
you're gonna use for that.
312
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,560
(SCOFFS)
313
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,628
Oh, this is for you.
314
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,875
Can you read it? My eyes are ti-ti.
315
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,153
(INHALES DEEPLY)
316
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,232
- (CHUCKLES)
- What? Read it.
317
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,358
It's from Coach P.
318
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,548
(STUTTERS) Okay. "Dearest Hope.
319
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,553
"By the time you receive letter,
you will already know that I'm gone.
320
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,192
"You have been angry at me,
but what I said to you was for your good.
321
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,669
"I pray you see that one day.
322
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:33,394
"From the treasures of my life's chest,
I leave you $500,000."
323
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,432
Oh, shit. $500...
324
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,072
"But you must listen
that these monies are yours
325
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,272
"under the steadiest condition
that you train the daffodil
326
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,715
"who is about to peak through the snow,
327
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,270
"my dancing flower gymnast,
Maggie Townsend,
328
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,034
"through to the end of her
Toronto Games campaign."
329
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,917
Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
330
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,238
"My will trustee will present your fortune
when the sun has set on your duties.
331
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,233
"No matter the outcome,
once Maggie's campaign is done,
332
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,515
"this payment will manifest.
333
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,670
"No one must know of this bounty
that waits for you.
334
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:10,357
"It must appear that Maggie proceeds in
your care from the goodness of your heart.
335
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,877
"I know you can do this, Hope. Farewell."
336
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,269
I'd rather die than train that loser.
337
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,039
Can't you see
that Coach P loves you so much
338
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,395
that she wanted you
to have this opportunity?
339
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,989
Half a million dollars.
That's a lot of money.
340
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,152
It says $500,000.
341
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,789
That's half a million.
342
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,056
- Jesus, I know! You're so annoying!
- Well, it could be...
343
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,216
- Stop talking, I'm thinking!
- All I'm saying...
344
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,992
Stop talking, I'm thinking!
345
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,696
- Dad, come on!
- I'm not talking!
346
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,995
You're talking, I'm thinking! Stop!
347
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,549
(QUIETLY) Stop.
348
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,235
I hear you breathing. You're always
disrupting my thought processes.
349
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,118
How can anyone think with your breathing?
350
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,992
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Oh.
351
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,919
(GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)
352
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,228
- Maggie here?
- Hope Ann Greggory. Wow.
353
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,471
- I'm, um, Janice, I'm Maggie's mom.
- Okay.
354
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,195
Oh, please come in.
355
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,678
Wow, it's... It's such an honor.
I was such a fan of yours growing up.
356
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,157
I know I'm a few years older,
but I really looked up to you.
357
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,277
I think you're more than a few years older.
You're a mom.
358
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,793
Oh, yeah.
359
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,359
Yeah. Caught me.
360
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,193
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
361
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,679
Come in.
362
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,476
Hey, Maggie,
Miss Greggory's here to see you.
363
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,270
- Hi.
- 'Sup.
364
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,111
Guess I'm your new coach.
365
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,759
(SIGHS) You're my idol
and that would be super awesome,
366
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,711
but I'm quitting gymnastics.
367
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,954
Oh, hon... Maggie.
Honey, you don't mean that. Right? (KISSES)
368
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,749
You sure? Go with your gut.
369
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,433
(GASPS) Hey, Maggie. Why don't you show
Miss Greggory your picture?
370
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,079
Okay? All right.
371
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,471
Well, I'm just gonna
leave you two ladies alone then.
372
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,511
You know, we've met before.
373
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,593
- Yeah, I know. The diner.
- Before that.
374
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,600
I was living in Harrisburg and you were at
the mall signing pictures when I was five.
375
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,475
Uh, I told you I wanted to be a gymnast,
376
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,589
and you wrote, (SIGHS)
"Go for it." (CHUCKLES)
377
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,388
I keep it in that drawer
with a picture of my dad.
378
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,436
He left when I was three, so...
379
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,109
My mom died
when I was five-and-a-half months old.
380
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,191
Mine's a fuck of a lot worse.
381
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,994
I can't believe you're in my room right now.
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,113
Let's go back to you giving up.
It's an excellent decision. I'll tell your mom.
383
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,080
- Coach Pused to do that to me.
- What?
384
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,472
Reverse psychology.
385
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,997
(CHUCKLES) You were right.
I'm gonna go for it.
386
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,193
I wrote that on everybody's.
387
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,232
You don't have to do it anymore, I'm in.
When do we start?
388
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,628
(HOPE SIGHS)
389
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,312
I don't know.
Just be at the gym tomorrow morning.
390
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,232
Um, Coach P always used to drive me
'cause my mom works all the time.
391
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,073
(SIGHS) Oh, Jesus,
how high maintenance are you?
392
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,357
You're funny. (LAUGHS)
I'll be ready at 7:00 a.m., okay?
393
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,550
(SCOFFS)
I'll pick you up at noon.
394
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,748
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO)
395
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,717
Bitch, I'm a boss-ass bitch
396
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,835
(HORN HONKING)
397
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,399
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
398
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,799
I'm a boss-ass bitch
399
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,711
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
400
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,995
Bitch, bitch, bitch,
I'm a boss-ass bitch
401
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,429
I don't give a fuck
about you ratchet-ass lames
402
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,511
You can suck a dick,
I'm all about fame
403
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,477
Fuck a nigga, fuck a bitch,
straight getting...
404
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,560
(MUSIC STOPS)
405
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,640
(DOOR SENSOR DINGING)
406
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,718
- Where is everyone?
- Ben?
407
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,320
BEN: Hey, guys.
MAGGIE: Hey, Ben. (CHUCKLES)
408
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,240
BEN: You guys get stuck
in traffic or something?
409
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,480
(CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, well, I know it's a little light,
410
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,118
but my dad promised Coach P
411
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,590
that we'd keep Maggie's training sessions
private so she could focus.
412
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,956
Um, I'm gonna go change, okay?
413
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,794
(CHUCKLES)
414
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,031
So, uh, should we get started?
415
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,149
Got it covered.
Feel free to hang around and look pretty.
416
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,389
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
417
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,993
(COUGHS) Wow.
418
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,314
Uh, well, I have to...
I have to be here, anyway.
419
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,216
Uh, managing the place
while my dad's out of town, so...
420
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,920
All right, fine. Here's the deal, Twitchy.
421
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,554
- I'm the pilot, you're the...
- Co-pilot. Got it.
422
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,999
I was gonna say stewardess.
423
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,229
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
424
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,994
I'm sure you're aware someone
from the US Team Committee's
425
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,798
coming here to check on Maggie's progress.
426
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,235
She's their golden child. They love her.
427
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,515
Yeah, she's gonna do a
bang-up job at trials.
428
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,989
- HOPE: When are trials?
- Uh, we're eight weeks out.
429
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,072
As long as Maggie just does Maggie,
we're gonna be good.
430
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,278
Bam! (CHUCKLES)
431
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,157
- HOPE: Excuse me.
- (MAGGIE PANTS)
432
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,193
Did I say to do that? Huh?
I didn't realize how undisciplined you are.
433
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,476
Shucks, sorry.
I usually do that better. (CHUCKLES)
434
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,473
"Shucks"? Why don't you curse normal?
435
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,599
Cursing hurts God's heart.
436
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,074
So does being a showoff.
437
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,151
Um, sorry. I was just really excited
to get back, you know.
438
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,559
Um, I want the all-around gold,
439
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,358
- but bars are my specialty.
- HOPE: Gold?
440
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,589
Did she just say "gold"?
441
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,037
Get that ego in check.
442
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,432
You're not a specialist
until I say you are.
443
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,352
Now, what needs to be the strongest
for you to be a champion?
444
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,232
- My body.
- (BUZZES) Wrong.
445
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,118
- My endurance.
- (BUZZES)
446
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,629
- My...
- (BUZZES TWICE)
447
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,280
- My mental constitution?
- (BUZZES THREE TIMES)
448
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,950
- Your mind.
- But I said my mental...
449
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,634
Shut up and lie on the floor.
Wipe that smile off your face.
450
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,072
Now, close your eyes.
451
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,709
Are we praying? I love that.
Let's hold hands.
452
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,756
Ew, get the fuck off. (SIGHS)
453
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,355
Close your fucking eyes.
454
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,879
Now, I want you to visualize
your routine in your mind.
455
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,679
- Which one?
- All of them. Just do it.
456
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,151
- And then am I gonna perform them for you?
- Are you the coach, or am I?
457
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,119
Shut your cockhole.
458
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,912
- My what?
- Don't worry about it.
459
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,072
Buzz off, Twitchy.
I feel you trying to get a gap shot.
460
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,160
(STUTTERS) Nope.
461
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,720
♪♪
462
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,112
Hey, can we work on my beam routine
when we get to the gym?
463
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,431
It's my fave, and I've been telling my mom
how excited I am to show you.
464
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,954
Whoa! Stop telling your mom our business.
465
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,032
Whatever happens at the gym or my car
or wherever we are together
466
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,839
stays at the gym
or my car or wherever we are together.
467
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,478
Really? (SPITS)
468
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,790
- Coach P was not like...
- Hey!
469
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,509
You crap on this town, I crap on you.
470
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,315
And, yes, really.
I'm not running home and telling my dad
471
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,193
- every time you get camel toe.
- What's camel toe?
472
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,198
Just a pro term for sticking a landing.
473
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,353
Here you go.
474
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,951
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
475
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,239
This is a joke, right?
476
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,997
Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day.
477
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,789
Coach P's diet has 500.
Who's a better role model?
478
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,912
A guy with 22 medals?
Or a chubby Russian taking a dirt nap?
479
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,235
But aren't guy swimmers
different than girl gymnasts?
480
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,150
Casey B. Anthony told us
that men and women are equal.
481
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,631
You mean Susan B. Anthony, right?
482
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,188
Both of 'em.
483
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,354
Maggie, if you trust me,
you will eat this food.
484
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,748
- (SNIFFING)
- Open your mouth and put it in.
485
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,560
(DOOR BELLS JINGLE)
486
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,389
DORIS: Hey, (CHUCKLES)
there's my favorite Sandstoner.
487
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,229
HOPE: Who's that?
488
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,320
(CHUCKLES)
489
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,114
- You fuck him?
- No. (CHUCKLES)
490
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,430
No, of course not. No.
491
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,989
- Finger fuck?
- No.
492
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,593
Have you even kissed a boy yet?
493
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,158
Coach P's no-boy rule, huh?
494
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,631
I have the opposite rule.
495
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,508
- Come on. Come on.
- Mmm-mmm.
496
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,936
- Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up.
- No. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
497
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,110
Get the fuck up, I'll rip your pubes out.
498
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,400
(SIGHS)
499
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,479
- Hey.
- Hi.
500
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,936
I'm gonna cut through the bullshit.
You two need to hook up.
501
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,696
Nothing major yet.
Just rub your privates on each other
502
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,096
- like you're starting a forest crotch fire.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, gosh.
503
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,176
- (CHUCKLES) Privates.
- (GIGGLES)
504
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,880
Give him your number,
give him your number.
505
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,989
- Okay.
- (CHUCKLES)
506
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,549
- He's a little slow, huh?
- Mmm-hmm. (GIGGLES)
507
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,677
- All right, done. You're welcome. Come on.
- Bye-bye.
508
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Eat.
509
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,639
Take a bite of that.
510
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,951
Your body metabolizes the proteins.
You become a champion.
511
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,118
- It's so good.
- It goes down better with Avril.
512
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,111
(POP ROCK SONG PLAYING)
513
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:38,194
Try to tell me what I shouldn't do
514
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,555
You should know by now
515
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,552
I won't listen to you
516
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,872
Walk around with my hands
517
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,318
Up in the air, 'cause I don't care
518
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400
Care...
519
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,558
Morning, sunshine.
Making yourself a health shake?
520
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,111
It's for Maggie. Today's an important day.
The coordinator's coming by.
521
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,711
She needs to be on her A-game.
522
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,992
Good for you, sweetie.
523
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,320
(ENGINE STARTS)
524
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,755
(TRUCK DRIVES OFF)
525
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,552
- (GASPS) Are we gonna be late?
- Relax.
526
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,040
(MAGGIE SIGHS)
527
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,588
- What's up?
- (GASPS) What are you doing here?
528
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,912
What is he doing here?
529
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,912
Bad news, sugar tits.
Gotta get used to a crowd.
530
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,913
I want that down the hatch
before we get to the gym.
531
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,477
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO)
532
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,079
In the club with my mink on
533
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,720
Chain hanging long like
I'm motherfucking King Kong
534
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,677
You can find me in the club
with my mink on
535
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,352
With my mink on,
with my mink on
536
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,431
- Hey, Hope.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
537
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,114
What happened to 8:00 a. m.?
The coordinator is here
538
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,715
and he's kind of pissed
'cause he's been waiting for an hour.
539
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,030
(SCOFFS) It's 9:00. There's a grace period.
540
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,838
Okay. Sure.
541
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,158
Hey, there, Maggie.
542
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,393
Is everything okay?
543
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,040
She's a little nervous and all that.
Come on, Maggie.
544
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,957
- Yeah, she's just practicing the visualization.
- There she is.
545
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,838
- Come on.
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)
546
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,994
- Hey.
- Uh...
547
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,674
- Moral support. Let's go.
- Hi, there.
548
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,856
LANCE: Dude, I'm tired
of fucking whey protein.
549
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,474
Just get the beef one like I told you.
It's called Carnivore.
550
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,993
He's back there in the office.
551
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,116
All right, call me later.
552
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,635
Look who I found.
553
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,310
Well, well, well. Hope Ann Greggory.
554
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,976
You're an hour and three minutes late.
555
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,656
What the fuck are you doing here,
Lance Tucker?
556
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,696
Oh, you guys know each other.
557
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,199
Team coordinator.
558
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,633
(SCOFFS) They offered me that job.
I said, "Fuck, no."
559
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,750
- That's bullshit.
- Your face is bullshit.
560
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,909
Uh...
561
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,992
Something looks different about you.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
562
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,150
I know. You got old.
563
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,674
Your limp dick disease
must be affecting your eye vision.
564
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,637
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
565
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,280
Hope, uh, what's Maggie's first event?
I'll set it up.
566
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,793
- Bars.
- Gotcha.
567
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,056
Hey, water boy, I can't drink
that bottle of piss you gave me.
568
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,080
Here's five bucks.
569
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,708
Why don't you get me a Fiji,
or something pH balanced?
570
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,800
And if you're lucky,
I'll let you taste my nuts.
571
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,315
Hope's tasted my nuts before, right?
572
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,879
Do not get that water, Twitchy.
573
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,713
(COUGHS)
574
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,956
- Are you winking at me?
- No.
575
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,000
What, are we flirting right now?
What's happening?
576
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,634
Hey! Don't make fun of people
with deformity problems.
577
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,109
I'm actually not deformed.
Um, but it's not a problem.
578
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,192
I'll go get the water,
pH balanced, for men.
579
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,709
(CHUCKLES)
580
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,392
- (GRUNTS) Boost me.
- Maggie, no, I can't do that.
581
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,553
Fine. Then a rocket ship will take me.
582
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,188
(IMITATES ROCKET)
583
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,280
(GROANS)
584
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,311
(IMITATES ROCKET) Ooh!
585
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,560
Whee!
586
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,829
Do you see me, Hope?
587
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,200
Oh!
588
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,633
(GIGGLING)
589
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,192
(MIMICKING APE)
590
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,118
(SIGHS) Thanks, Maggie.
I think I've seen enough.
591
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,828
(GRUNTS)
592
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,750
- I think my camel toe's a little off.
- Excuse me?
593
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,518
- She's a bit of a perv.
- Oh!
594
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,519
- Hope, office. Now.
- Office, now, Hope!
595
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,279
Wow. Horrible, right?
596
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,114
I did my best, but obviously,
Maggie's campaign is over.
597
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,856
Will you be informing
the media or should I?
598
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,632
What the fuck have you done?
599
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,872
That girl didn't miss a beat all year.
She was a potential team anchor.
600
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,696
Clearly, that would be a terrible idea.
601
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,633
No, clearly you've managed to fuck her up
in just six weeks of working with her.
602
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,274
What has she been eating?
The kid's got a beer gut.
603
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,096
HOPE: She was busted when I got her.
604
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,496
Pavleck's suicide fucked her up.
I had nothing to do with it.
605
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,240
LANCE: No, you're right.
You've done enough.
606
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,719
I'm gonna take it over from here.
607
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,396
I know what that girl is capable of,
and her run to Toronto isn't over.
608
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,154
Yours is.
609
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,834
No, you can't do that!
610
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,157
I gotta make some calls, Greggory.
I'll BRB.
611
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,310
Yeah, well,
I gotta make some calls, too, Tucker.
612
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,789
I'm gonna talk to your mom. I got you.
613
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,149
MAGGIE: Okay.
614
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,072
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
615
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,673
- Hello?
- HOPE: Hey, it's me.
616
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,318
Guess who the new team coordinator is.
617
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,351
- Lance "The Fucker" Tucker.
- Who?
618
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,840
The guy who popped my cherry.
619
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,513
Oh, don't give him that power, honey.
620
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,831
Remember, you're a gymnast and
your hymen broke without the help of a man.
621
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,896
(SIGHS) Fine.
The one who was the first to fuck me.
622
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,376
He said he's gonna
take Maggie away from me
623
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,000
'cause the little cunt blew her routine.
624
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,555
No. What? Why did she blow her routine?
625
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,348
Because she sucks!
I gotta ask you something.
626
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,816
If someone takes over coaching for me,
I'll still get my money, right?
627
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,638
No. When I spoke to the will trustee
last week, he was very clear.
628
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,154
He said you, and only you, must coach her
629
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,516
until she's done with her campaign
if you want the inheritance.
630
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,874
Shit.
631
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,918
Well, (SIGHS) what percent of my money
will I get for my work until now?
632
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,361
Do you remember our math sessions
when we did percentages?
633
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,272
Yes. How much frickin' money?
634
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,792
- (SIGHS) 0%.
- Shit. How sure are you?
635
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,559
100%.
636
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,951
- 0% is how much money?
- Nothing.
637
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040
Fuck me!
638
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,040
What are you doing?
639
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,953
Visualizing a gold medal
made of pizza.
640
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,912
I got it, I got it.
641
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,376
I went to five different stores,
but I got it.
642
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,400
Where the fuck is Lance?
643
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,480
He's not here?
644
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,028
Lance said
he was gonna go talk to my mommy.
645
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,514
Get up. Get your bloated pussy in the car!
646
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,231
BEN: Are you gonna see Lance?
Do you want to give him the water?
647
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,754
- Gymnastics has been my life.
- Yeah. It's ours.
648
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,319
And when I saw raw talent like that,
649
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,456
- I believed...
- (HORN HONKS)
650
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,630
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- Jesus. Is that safe?
651
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,912
- Mom!
- Oh, Maggie. Hi, hon. Oh, wow.
652
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,914
Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
653
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,560
Mr. Tucker says
you didn't have the best routine
654
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,518
and that you've been acting silly
and eating bad snacks. (CHUCKLES)
655
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,273
- That doesn't sound like you.
- I just had a little taste.
656
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,515
Mr. Tucker thinks that Maggie would be
better off training with him.
657
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,272
- I do.
- Wait, what?
658
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,358
Well, Mr. Tucker is wrong.
659
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,069
- I want what's best for my little girl.
- I agree.
660
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,151
Lance Tucker is not what's best for her.
661
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,316
I am a gold and silver medalist.
662
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,795
And with all due respect,
and there's very little due,
663
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,029
Hope is a bronze medalist.
664
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,518
First of all, it's men's gymnastics,
which, come on, no one gives a crap about.
665
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:55,470
Second, I medaled for all of America.
I'm the poster child for miracles.
666
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,996
Please, everybody knows that
after your Achilles, it was game over.
667
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,393
And insult to injury, you got your boobs,
which threw your balance off.
668
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,232
All false. Does it look like I got boobs?
669
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,736
I just didn't want to,
I had other things to do.
670
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,760
Well, name one.
671
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,536
Why would I name one
when I can name a million?
672
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,496
- Guys. Please, I'm sorry. I just...
- (MAGGIE GROANS)
673
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,431
Maggie. Maggie, look at me.
674
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,536
You've met my girl, Christa Carpenter,
at the World's, right?
675
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,629
Yeah.
676
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,958
Well, when the time is right, I'm gonna
build her an empire all around her brand.
677
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:25,235
I Ka-roll-yi like Bela.
I'm her agent, her publicist, her coach.
678
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,949
I'm her cook. I am the pillow
that she sleeps on at night.
679
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,835
Gold. That is what I'm talking about.
680
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,996
You just gotta say yes. What do you say?
681
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,074
To the top.
682
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,034
Hope's my friend.
683
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,831
And I already lost one coach.
Please don't take her from me, too. Don't.
684
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,318
If you let Hope train Maggie,
685
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,640
you'll be throwing your
daughter's career out the window.
686
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,711
I promise you that won't be the case.
687
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,592
(CHUCKLES) Ah...
688
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,872
- I've heard that before.
- HOPE: You know,
689
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,350
I lost my mother at a very young age.
690
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,376
- I was five-and-a-half months old.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
691
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:11,190
Really? (SCOFFS) This is... Very sad.
692
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,711
And I swear to you, on this mom,
693
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,393
to this mom, that we will get to Toronto.
694
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,716
Just let me initialize
phase two of my plan.
695
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,920
(STUTTERS) I hear what you're saying.
I have to go with my daughter.
696
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
(SCOFFS)
697
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,793
If that's what Maggie wants
and you think you can do it.
698
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,075
- MAN: Hey, Janice, we need you back here.
- Oh, frap.
699
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,000
Okay, I'm sorry. I have to go back to work.
700
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,118
- Go scrub them toilets, Mrs. T.
- Uh... I will.
701
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,549
I'll do that, okay.
702
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,232
- I love you, Mom.
- I love you.
703
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,436
All right, let's go. Later, Tucker.
704
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,591
Yeah, hang on there one second. Uh...
705
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,472
- (CHUCKLES)
- Maggie, go to the car.
706
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,915
You can put on my Avril Lavigne CD.
707
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,192
You know you don't have
what it takes to coach her, right?
708
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,840
- You don't know me. You never have.
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
709
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,399
- Really?
- (MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)
710
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,358
We all know you're gonna fail her
like you failed yourself.
711
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,318
We were meant to be,
supposed to be
712
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,868
But we lost it, we lost it...
713
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,396
Not only will she kill it at the trials,
she'll kill it in Toronto.
714
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,760
We'll see.
715
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,599
(ENGINE STARTING)
716
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,999
(TIRES SCREECH)
717
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,194
- Uh-uh. No. Get out!
- What?
718
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,271
No-boy rule. That's it. Get the fuck out.
719
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,189
(MAGGIE SIGHS)
720
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,517
You'll see her in six months.
Absence makes the dick grow harder.
721
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,836
Maggie, get up here. Get up here, now.
722
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,550
Hope, I was just doing what you said.
(SIGHS)
723
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,278
You better get ready to stop acting like
a loser and start acting like a champion.
724
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,159
You better not have gotten
any clit jizz on my car.
725
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,599
(TIRES SCREECH)
726
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,750
What's with you today, Bradley?
727
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,196
You're jittery. You're all over the place.
Anything wrong?
728
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,919
- (DOOR OPENS)
- Soon as I ask...
729
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,637
Hi, sweetie. How'd things work out?
730
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,436
Fine. Still her coach.
731
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,628
- What happened with that Lance?
- (GROANS)
732
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,271
So many questions.
733
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:19,119
How would you like it if I came home and
fired questions at you after a long day?
734
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,237
(MOCKING) "Ooh, hey, Stanny.
How was your mail route?
735
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,595
"Anything happen
when you drop off your letters?
736
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,389
"Ooh, ooh, did you jerk it in your truck
to a Lane Bryant catalog?
737
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,038
"That must be fun."
738
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,312
I would actually like it if you asked me
questions about my day once in a while.
739
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,594
Maybe not in that tone.
740
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,433
Fine, here's a question.
Wake me up tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
741
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,194
Well, Hopey, that's a statement.
742
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,590
Remember, questions begin
with "what, why, when, how."
743
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,159
Like that. Do you remember?
744
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,515
What is the point of you busting my balls?
745
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,510
When will you realize
that goldfish doesn't know you exist?
746
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,030
Why don't you stop being
so fucking annoying?
747
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,714
And how about you wake me up tomorrow
at 6:00 a. m.?
748
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,030
Bradley knows exactly who I am.
749
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,192
And I will wake you up,
but only if you ask me nicely.
750
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,835
I am.
751
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,071
Just whatever I say or do, ignore it,
and wake me up.
752
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,914
Roger that. Just like old times.
753
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,150
(SOFTLY) Hope, it's 6:00.
754
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,913
Rise and shine.
755
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,712
Go. You got five minutes.
756
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,435
Before 7:00? I'm sorry, have we met?
757
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,552
Early bird catches the sperm.
758
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,394
- Uh...
- I got a fuck-ton of stuff to do.
759
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,896
And, um, I think you're ready
to be promoted from stewardess.
760
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,912
- (CHUCKLES) Co-pilot?
- Head stewardess.
761
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,151
Great, okay. Moving on up. (CHUCKLES)
762
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,600
Scale of one to 10,
763
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,056
- that was a... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- Yeah.
764
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,548
When you're coming off your giant,
your tuck is getting sloppy
765
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,800
and your legs are separating.
766
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,896
Unless you're catching
spinning air dicks in there,
767
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,751
- I want you to keep 'em closed.
- (LAUGHS)
768
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,678
Let me show you something.
769
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,190
Foot in there. Foot in there.
770
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,760
I've never done this.
771
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,309
All right. Again. Same thing.
772
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Yep.
773
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,720
(MAGGIE GIGGLES)
774
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,856
HOPE: She's liking this bondage shit
a little too much.
775
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,995
All right. Go again.
776
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,109
Stay tight!
777
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,197
Now that's fucking gymnastics.
778
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,549
Go again.
779
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,119
♪♪
780
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,756
When she woke up late
in the morning light
781
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,034
And the day had just begun...
782
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,469
Shouldn't we be using
my Tchaikovsky piece to practice?
783
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,393
- Fuck no, that shit's lame.
- Coach P said it was a classic.
784
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,416
She'd also say that about a full bush,
but we all know that's disgusting.
785
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,555
Let's go.
786
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,555
Five, six, seven, eight.
787
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,833
Crossback, crossback, circle, bend.
Step, corner.
788
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,195
All that she wants is another baby...
789
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,280
(GRUNTS)
790
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,216
HOPE: Don't hesitate
in your double pike, Maggie.
791
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,000
Trust that you're gonna have
enough momentum.
792
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,077
Every part of you needs to be focused
on the task at hand.
793
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,953
Crossback, circle, bend, step, corner.
794
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,795
Good.
795
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,674
- BEN: Oh!
- There you go.
796
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,416
- (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Holla!
- (BEN LAUGHS)
797
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,032
Gloats get kicked in the throats. Go.
798
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,269
Hey, good job, Coach.
799
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,515
Hope?
800
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,555
I'm really nervous about the trials.
801
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,757
Well, that's both rude and offensive,
802
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,509
considering I've been
busting my ass for you. (SCOFFS)
803
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,713
Sorry, you're right.
804
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,029
You'll be fine.
805
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,112
I just wish my mom could be there.
806
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,555
You don't need your mommy.
807
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,552
I mean, for the Games, yeah,
it's nice to have support.
808
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,029
But even my dad wasn't
with me for the trials.
809
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:04,874
Plus, I'll be there with you,
so people will already assume you're cool.
810
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,959
What do cool people do?
811
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,755
Um...
812
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,637
They have a secret handshake.
813
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,776
Does that mean
we're gonna have a secret handshake?
814
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,631
Fuck yeah, we are.
815
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,996
The decision was decided
by me earlier today.
816
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,073
(LAUGHS)
817
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,912
Do it. Go.
818
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,350
- No.
- Do it.
819
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,668
(LAUGHING)
820
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,829
Bye.
821
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,760
(GIGGLES)
822
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,712
♪♪
823
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,120
♪♪
824
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,190
ANNOUNCER: Congratulations
to our Women's National Qualifiers.
825
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,680
In first place, Christa Carpenter.
826
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,400
Christa, how does it
feel to be the champion?
827
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,790
Well, I just gotta thank God first.
828
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,439
Never do that.
Always thank your coach first.
829
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,794
Fucking rookie.
830
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,438
I'm gonna call my mom, 'kay?
831
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,433
(SNIFFS) The smell
of mothballs and Poligrip.
832
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,794
My grandma must be here.
833
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,919
Ah, nope. It's the elderly musk
of Hope Ann Greggory.
834
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,673
What you're smelling,
cheese dick, is victory.
835
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,277
- We medaled.
- Yeah, third. Isn't that familiar?
836
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,749
So, uh, here's what's gonna happen, Granny.
837
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,736
Maggie's gonna come train with me
and the rest of the team starting Monday.
838
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,228
- Not gonna happen, coordinator.
- (SIGHS)
839
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,158
You don't follow Tuckersgold on Twitter?
840
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,592
I was just appointed
Women's Team Head Coach yesterday,
841
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,351
so what I say goes.
842
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,155
And if Maggie doesn't train with my girls,
843
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,320
then there's no way
she's gonna be a legit contender.
844
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,440
Bullshit.
845
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:19,393
I'm gonna cut her from the team
if you don't comply, Hope.
846
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,875
She just placed in the top three.
847
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,032
If you cut her, you're gonna look like
more of a moron than you already do.
848
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,476
Here's a warning.
You don't want to fuck with me, Hope.
849
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,672
I'll fuck with whoever I want,
whenever I want.
850
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,877
I'll fuck with them so hard,
I'll rip their taints in half.
851
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,876
Then I'll wear one part of the taint
in a locket around my neck,
852
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,999
give the other half of the taint locket
to your mom to shove up her ass.
853
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,640
Pretty soon after,
at the whorehouse she whores around at,
854
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,473
someone will say to her,
"Hey, hey, Mrs. Tucker,
855
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,949
"what's that shiny little object
coming out of your crack?"
856
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,470
And she'll be like, "Oh, this ass jewelry?
Just spit-shined it up.
857
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,555
"Hope Ann Greggory gave me that as a
reminder that my son's a fucking loser."
858
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,398
Maggie trains with me. See you in Toronto.
859
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,954
No! No!
860
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,310
Fuck! Fuck me, I suck! Fuck!
861
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,039
- Time out, time out. Stand right there.
- (SIGHING)
862
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,914
First of all, it makes me so proud
to hear you curse normal.
863
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,799
Second, quit being so hard on yourself.
All right? That's my job.
864
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,033
I want to shift gears.
865
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,474
I want to talk to you
about your stage presence.
866
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,352
You need to amp that shit up for Toronto.
867
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,956
You're welcome in advance.
I'm gonna show you how to be judge bait.
868
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,669
- Judge bait?
- A trained monkey can do gymnastics.
869
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,797
Half of what we do out there is personality.
Sit, watch, learn.
870
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,509
When you hit this move,
871
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,152
your face needs to be having
as much fun as your body.
872
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,870
This move is all about sass.
873
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,716
Now we're bouncing, we're bouncing.
I've never had this much fun bouncing.
874
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,800
(MAGGIE GIGGLING)
875
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,314
You think this is funny?
This is some serious shit.
876
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,640
The judges are scoring me
through the roof right now.
877
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,797
The camera's dry humping my every move.
All right. Do it with me.
878
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,915
Come on.
879
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,756
I am so cute.
880
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,797
Cute to the right, cute to the left.
881
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,473
Nod, I'm cute. Nod, I'm cute.
882
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,680
- Nod, I'm cute. Nod, I'm cute.
- Jesus, pull it back.
883
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:20,840
Sell it, don't advertise it.
884
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,078
Commercials, endorsements,
a fuck-ton of free shit. Get up!
885
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,120
(MAGGIE LAUGHS)
886
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,633
Sell it to the bitch-ass judges.
887
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,353
Do it again. Go.
888
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,160
(PINS CLATTERING)
889
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,673
(SQUEALS)
890
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,435
(LAUGHING)
891
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,238
You guys, I got a spare!
892
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,320
(HOPE MUTTERS)
893
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,919
Very good.
894
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,416
You know, Coach P would take me here
when I was doing good at the gym.
895
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,590
Does that mean
I'm doing good at the gym, Hope?
896
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,992
I just wanted nachos.
897
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,351
- Can I just have one?
- Sure.
898
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,440
(CHUCKLES)
899
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,256
If you want to spend
your summer in fat camp
900
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,397
rather than earning the respect
of the entire frickin' world.
901
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,920
What I thought.
902
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,555
Here.
903
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:13,076
Chomp on that while you smell my nachos.
904
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,040
Mmm.
905
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,350
Okay. Mmm-hmm.
906
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,016
- Yeah, that kind of works. Thank you.
- Yeah.
907
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,109
(CHUCKLES)
908
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,416
- You can do it with anything that has a smell.
- Oh, oh...
909
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,874
Can I go play on the claw machine? Please?
910
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,799
It's a free country.
911
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,438
(GIGGLES) Thank you.
912
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,672
Pretty strict diet.
913
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,231
(SCOFFS) That's nothing.
914
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,153
I once ate nothing
but watermelon juice for a month.
915
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,435
I had to reteach my jaw how to chew.
916
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,680
(MACHINE CHIRPING)
917
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,751
- This machine is stupid.
- MACHINE: Try again.
918
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,798
You guys, I can't do this.
I'm really bad at this.
919
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,114
(HOPE SIGHS)
920
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,796
Here, let me do it. Move.
921
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,150
It's all in the wrist. There you go.
922
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,910
Oh, my gosh! That was so cool!
You actually got it!
923
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,473
(GIGGLES) Oh, my gosh.
924
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,398
It's so cute. (CHUCKLES)
925
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,917
I can have it? Oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!
926
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,679
(GIGGLES)
927
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,230
Ben, Ben, look what Hope got me!
928
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,360
Oh, wow.
929
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,154
That was very kind of you.
930
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,310
She was just setting herself
up for failure. As per usual.
931
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,999
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, uh, are you free tonight?
932
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,599
My schedule is insane. Also per usual.
933
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,635
Why?
934
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,800
Uh...
935
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,835
Would you want to grab dinner, maybe?
936
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,560
Um...
937
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,950
Yeah. I can probably
push some things around.
938
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,310
Okay. (CHUCKLES) Good news.
939
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,360
HOPE: Mmm.
940
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,870
- I'll pick you up and everything.
- Oh.
941
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,759
- I'm clear to drive even at night, so...
- Really?
942
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,234
Yeah. This isn't an issue.
943
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,550
- You won't run us off the road?
- (CHUCKLES)
944
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,596
- Not on my watch.
- All right.
945
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,989
(CHUCKLES) That was a joke, so...
946
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,472
That's not a joke, that's actually real.
I'm having a fit, I'm sorry.
947
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,311
- Hold on.
- I'll look away.
948
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,152
- Have at it. Go ahead.
- No, I'm fine. I'm good. Shit.
949
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,755
(DOOR OPENS)
950
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,752
Welcome home, sweetie.
I made your favorite.
951
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,071
Chicken fingers
with White Castle burger stuffing.
952
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,709
I won't be taking my dinner here tonight.
I got a date.
953
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,553
That's fantastic.
954
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,439
You're gonna change
out of your warm-up suit, right?
955
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:46,359
No. This is what I wear.
956
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,189
- This is what heroes wear.
- That's true.
957
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,750
But you may want to, I don't know,
mix it up a little?
958
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,880
Ew!
959
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:58,038
I'm not taking fashion advice from a guy
who wears blue shorts for a living.
960
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,400
MAN: (ON TV) Your Honor,
I have the sext right here on my phone.
961
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,516
Well, look at you.
962
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,117
- Have a good time tonight, honey.
- Stop pressuring me!
963
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,878
Oh, hey, Hope. Wow, you look great.
964
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,469
Uh... I'm sorry, I was gonna come inside.
965
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,835
- Why? You need to take a leak?
- (CHUCKLES)
966
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,718
Uh, no, no.
I was just trying to be a gentleman.
967
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,199
- Oh.
- Oh.
968
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,468
Uh, so, uh, I know
that your two favorite places to eat
969
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,120
are the diner and, uh, the food court.
970
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,256
But, you know,
since we've been to the diner a lot,
971
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,033
I figured that maybe
I'd take you to the mall.
972
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,708
Mmm, it's Sunday. The mall closes at 6:00.
973
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,070
Oh, well, don't you worry about that.
974
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,068
- Why are you being weird?
- Sorry if I was weird.
975
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,796
All right, well, just step on it.
976
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,480
I feel my dad watching from the window
with stuffing in his mouth.
977
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,240
- BEN: All right.
- (TURNS OFF ENGINE)
978
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,597
- Okay. Let's go.
- Oh, Jesus!
979
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,999
Ah. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
980
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,429
- What are you doing?
- Isn't that what this is about?
981
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,552
- You want to fuck a gymnast?
- Uh, no.
982
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,599
- Uh...
- Oh.
983
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,395
Why?
984
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,916
I'm waiting for marriage.
985
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,589
Just how I was raised. That's all.
986
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Uh, but, uh, here.
987
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,640
(GRUNTS)
988
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,040
Uh...
989
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,236
Yeah. So, grab one of those.
990
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,909
(LAUGHS)
991
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,520
BEN: Yeah.
992
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,470
- BEN: Ta-da!
- Weird being in here at night.
993
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,588
Yeah. Any table you like.
994
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,795
HOPE: Oh.
995
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,910
A little picnic.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
996
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,353
- Knock yourself out, bro.
- Thanks.
997
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,515
- Hi, Hope.
- Hi, John.
998
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,680
Hey, Johnny.
999
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,349
What's that smell?
1000
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,600
(GROANS)
1001
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,376
Is something wrong with the candle?
1002
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,870
No, it's weird that they'd make a candle
out of apples, like...
1003
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,995
I thought apple was safe.
1004
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,216
I mean, I haven't met a single person
that doesn't like apples.
1005
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,071
A lot of people don't like apples.
1006
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,314
- Sorry... (STUTTERS)
- No, no, no. It's fine.
1007
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:40,949
All right. I got a couple beers here.
Let me...
1008
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,879
(BOTTLE OPENS)
1009
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,548
Want to cheers it?
1010
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,876
- Oh.
- There you go.
1011
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,240
Sorry, I should have thought of
some entertainment or something.
1012
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,994
No, it's...
1013
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,554
Do you, um...
1014
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,517
Do you want to play Truth or Dare?
1015
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,952
Yeah, sure. Okay. (CHUCKLES)
1016
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,393
Truth or dare?
1017
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,679
Uh, what the heck, I'm feeling crazy tonight.
Dare. Dare me.
1018
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,239
Steal me a punch card from Steak USA.
1019
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,671
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1020
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,229
Yeah.
1021
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,150
Kind of have to do it now.
That's how it works.
1022
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,312
Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Dare time.
(CHUCKLES) Watch out.
1023
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,068
(GRUNTS)
1024
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,960
(BEN SIGHS)
1025
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,039
- Found 'em!
- Punch 'em all out so I get a free steak.
1026
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,348
Yeah, sure.
1027
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,080
(PUNCHER CLICKING)
1028
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,034
Jesus. (EXHALING)
1029
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,351
There you go. I'm shaking.
1030
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,510
That's like the worst thing
you've ever done, right?
1031
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,749
I mean, yeah. That's bad.
1032
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,718
I mean, that's, uh...
That's theft. I don't do that.
1033
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,314
Sorry. I should probably not...
Chip my tooth.
1034
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,598
So, my turn then to ask you?
1035
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,510
- Uh, well, truth or dare?
- Dare.
1036
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,076
I dare you to answer the truth. (CHUCKLES)
1037
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,795
- Fine.
- Okay. Um...
1038
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,791
What's the deal with you and Coach P?
1039
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,236
'Cause I know when... Before,
you guys were real tight.
1040
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,514
- We were. Till she screwed me.
- How's that?
1041
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,478
After my injury,
I wanted to compete in the next Games.
1042
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,875
The doctor said
I needed a few more months to recover,
1043
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,951
but I didn't want to get rusty.
1044
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,789
So, my dad went and begged Coach P
to let me come back.
1045
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,470
- And was she okay with that?
- No.
1046
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,358
But it wasn't her fucking future on the line,
it was mine.
1047
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,118
Right, yeah, I get that.
1048
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,078
Couple weeks later,
I'm doing a dismount off the bars.
1049
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,789
Hit the floor again.
1050
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,510
The doctors say six months more rehab,
but they're wrong. It's 12.
1051
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,634
- Oh, geez, that's terrible.
- Is this lettuce?
1052
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,558
You don't like lettuce?
1053
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,071
I mean, I'm surprised they don't have
a candle made out of that. (CHUCKLES)
1054
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,837
Lettuce candle? (CHUCKLING)
1055
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,879
Hope Greggory.
1056
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:17,960
(CHUCKLES)
1057
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,237
Anyway, when I came back,
1058
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,039
Coach P pulls me aside
and says I should leave on a high note.
1059
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,788
That I'd become a woman during my break,
and gymnastics was a little girl's game.
1060
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,314
I mean, what'd you say?
1061
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,715
- I told her to fuck off and I left.
- (SCOFFS)
1062
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,555
Did you talk to her after that, or...
1063
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,996
I've answered, like, 900 truths.
1064
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,275
Sorry. (CHUCKLES)
1065
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,474
- And it's not okay.
- I've been a real gumshoe over here.
1066
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,913
Yeah.
1067
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,877
And where were you the
night of the... Yeah.
1068
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,079
- What?
- Sorry.
1069
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,416
It's like I was pretending to be
a detective or something.
1070
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,078
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1071
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,472
Uh, that's, uh...
1072
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,472
This music was supposed to come on
when the candles were...
1073
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,391
It's fine now. Thanks, John!
1074
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,959
Actually... (CLEARS THROAT)
1075
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,960
Uh...
1076
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,719
I was hoping maybe, uh,
1077
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,311
you would want to
have a dance with me, Hope Ann.
1078
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,152
You're not waiting for marriage?
1079
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,549
Nope. Not for dancing.
1080
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,912
In fact, I will lead.
1081
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,480
- All right. One more bite.
- Okay.
1082
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,358
And is there room for one more...
1083
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,232
Huh. It's... Yeah.
1084
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:42,116
'Cause I got a woman
Who I need to get next to...
1085
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,119
Truth or dare?
1086
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,953
Truth. I've had enough dares for tonight.
(CHUCKLES)
1087
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,269
Have you ever tried to stop twitching?
No offense, just curious.
1088
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,993
It's a lot better than what it was.
1089
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,277
But, uh, I mean,
nothing's ever worked completely.
1090
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,473
It's kind of why
I never moved forward with gymnastics.
1091
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,474
A few seconds of twitching
can really mess you up on the rings.
1092
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,039
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1093
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,272
Gymnasts, you somehow master
every single muscle in your body.
1094
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,914
Probably why I like being
around it so much.
1095
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,278
Kind of makes me feel that that
physical control is possible somehow.
1096
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:22,271
I think it'd be pretty cool if I could
inspire other kids to feel like that, too.
1097
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,789
That's kind of why
I want to keep the gym going.
1098
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,030
- It's sorta my dream. (CHUCKLES)
- Oh.
1099
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,358
I'm just hoping
that Maggie can breathe new life into it
1100
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,154
the same way you did
when you were training there.
1101
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,635
Cool.
1102
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,318
- Anyway, we should be dancing like this.
- Right.
1103
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:44,070
Whoa, whoa-oh, oh-oh
1104
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,034
Whoa, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh
1105
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,951
Oh, oh, oh
1106
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,718
- Giving you a semi?
- Uh...
1107
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,548
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1108
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,477
Ah, ah, ah
1109
00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,429
(BELL TOLLING)
1110
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,800
So, um...
1111
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,880
We leave for the Games in a few days.
1112
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,078
Keeping Maggie presentation ready.
1113
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,351
She's sucking less than she did.
(CHUCKLES)
1114
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,597
Wish us luck, okay?
1115
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,398
One for my homey.
1116
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,871
Don't worry, it's diet.
1117
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,989
No, it's not. I'm not gonna lie to a ghost.
Definitely not diet.
1118
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,953
Shit's disgusting.
1119
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:59,468
All right, you got this. Let's call it a night.
Go on, go catch some fireworks.
1120
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,710
Don't stay out too late,
we have an early flight.
1121
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:02,994
Can I do it one more time?
1122
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,280
Just stand here and I'm gonna
do it one more time, okay?
1123
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,594
Make it quick.
1124
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,197
Turn the fucking lights back on!
I'm not gonna French you!
1125
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,232
- Maggie!
- One sec!
1126
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,633
ALL: Surprise!
1127
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,114
Happy birthday!
1128
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,435
(LAUGHS) Gotcha!
1129
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,474
- We got you!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
1130
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,192
STAN: Okay, now, remember, Hope,
1131
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,714
before I ever let you have
a piece of birthday cake,
1132
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,951
I always gave you a Fourth of July quiz.
1133
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,109
Oh, yeah.
1134
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,736
All right, okay, I'll give you an easy one.
1135
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,992
Who did our forefathers
declare their independence from?
1136
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,994
- Their pussy dads.
- (AWKWARD LAUGHTER, MURMURING)
1137
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,231
Good one. Um...
1138
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,279
Well, we're so grateful for you, Hope.
I mean, you've been an angel.
1139
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,636
- That's what I keep telling her.
- Don't be a poser.
1140
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:58,231
Well, pretty soon, you two are gonna be
posing for the opening ceremony!
1141
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,554
- Pretty exciting!
- Yeah.
1142
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,108
And it kills me that
I'm not gonna be there, you know.
1143
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,750
But I talked to my boss,
and I'm gonna be in time for the Individuals.
1144
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,154
Well, that's terrific!
1145
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,958
That's all I care about.
1146
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,400
- BEN: That's great.
- All right.
1147
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,597
(FIREWORKS POPPING AND WHISTLING)
1148
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,320
(KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY
INDISTANCE)
1149
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,036
HOPE: Truth or truth?
BEN: Truth.
1150
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,428
You like me?
1151
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,754
I do. Very much.
1152
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,434
(BEN CLEARS THROAT)
1153
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,788
- Uh, okay. My turn. Uh, truth or truth?
- Truth.
1154
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,113
But you can't ask me the same question.
Them the rules, Twitchy.
1155
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,198
Did you always know that you were
gonna be such a good coach?
1156
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,976
I'm not a coach, I'm an athlete.
Dumb question.
1157
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,672
- Ask me another.
- Sorry. Um...
1158
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,600
(CHUCKLES)
1159
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,633
Is it true that, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
1160
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:56,269
That you tape down your breasts?
1161
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,155
Who told you that?
1162
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,157
- Matt from Sneaker Galaxy?
- No, no.
1163
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,679
- Carl from the bar?
- No.
1164
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,074
- Gas station Dan?
- No.
1165
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,400
- The Roto-Rooter guy?
- No.
1166
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,110
- Stacy from Quiznos?
- Jesus, no, God, stop. (CHUCKLES)
1167
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,793
(STAMMERS) That's a list. No. Uh...
1168
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,357
I just... I brought it up
'cause, uh, I just wanted to tell you that
1169
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,637
I think that you're super beautiful
the way you are.
1170
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,549
And you don't need to do that.
1171
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,320
You should be proud of yourself.
1172
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,040
(FIREWORKS CONTINUE POPPING
IN DISTANCE)
1173
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,551
You look like a windswept phoenix.
1174
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,029
Okay. You ready for a dare?
1175
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,755
Sure.
1176
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,512
All right, close your eyes.
1177
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,239
- Close 'em. Don't be scared.
- (CHUCKLES) All right.
1178
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,400
Okay.
1179
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,758
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1180
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,475
Okay. Uh...
1181
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,035
- Oh.
- Oh.
1182
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:07,917
- You can't do that.
- I did.
1183
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,000
- (FIREWORKS CONTINUE POPPING)
- (CROWD OOHING IN DISTANCE)
1184
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,591
(O, CANADA PLAYING)
1185
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,960
♪♪
1186
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:29,835
O, Canada
1187
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,708
Where pines and maples grow...
1188
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,835
MAGGIE: Wow!
1189
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,433
Welcome to the big time.
1190
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,070
Take a look around you. Chinese,
1191
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,835
Japanese, Russian Soviets, Romaniacs.
1192
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,708
- What do they all have in common?
- They all support gymnasts!
1193
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,110
No. We've waged wars against all of them.
1194
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,352
- We have?
- And who's won all those wars?
1195
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,274
- Well, I guess it would depend on the war.
- (BUZZES)
1196
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,716
(CHANTING)
USA. USA.
1197
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,672
- Chant that! USA!
- USA!
1198
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,997
USA! USA!
1199
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,478
ALL: (CHANTING) USA! USA!
1200
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,355
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1201
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,351
You want a...
1202
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,152
You want a hot body?
1203
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,037
You want a Bugatti?
1204
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,712
You want a Maserati?
1205
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:27,753
You better work, bitch
1206
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,353
Now get to work, bitch
1207
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,357
(CROWD CHEERING)
1208
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,760
Ahh
1209
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,034
Now get to work, bitch
1210
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,152
Champion
1211
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,750
Work it hard
like it's your profession
1212
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,592
Watch out now
1213
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,591
'Cause here it comes
1214
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,194
Here comes the smasher
1215
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,111
Here comes the master
1216
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,474
Pick up what I'm putting down
1217
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,718
Pick up what I'm putting down
1218
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,919
You want a hot body?
1219
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,833
You want a Bugatti?
1220
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,155
You better work, bitch
1221
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,195
You better work, bitch
1222
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,268
You better work, bitch
1223
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:04,880
You better work, bitch
1224
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,914
Now get to work, bitch
1225
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,160
Ahh
1226
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,713
Now get to work, bitch
1227
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,076
Spread the word
1228
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,520
Go call the police
1229
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,634
Go call the governor
1230
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,628
I bring the treble
1231
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,593
Don't mean to trouble ya
1232
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,315
I make the governor
1233
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,960
Call me the governor
1234
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,075
I am the bad bitch
1235
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,776
The bitch that you'll never know
1236
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:40,036
Break it off, break it down
1237
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,752
(CROWD CHEERING)
1238
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,312
HEATH: Painting the picture,
I'm sensing there's a podium in the future
1239
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,873
for Mighty Maggie, Olga.
1240
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:55,671
OLGA: What is truly remarkable
is all that she's had to overcome
1241
01:06:55,760 --> 01:07:00,788
following the tragic loss
of her longtime coach, Eleyna Pavleck.
1242
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,395
I think Coach P would
be super proud of you.
1243
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,592
We make a good team, co-pilot.
1244
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,228
- Did I just get promoted? (CHUCKLES)
- Don't get cocky.
1245
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,320
(LAUGHS)
1246
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,840
Oh.
1247
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,278
You gotta a little, uh...
1248
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,629
Sorry, I didn't ask permission.
I know how you hate that mushy stuff.
1249
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,674
It's not that.
1250
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,111
I still don't get
why the Commie killed herself.
1251
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,273
Sometimes I think if, um...
1252
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,157
If I'd just done things differently,
maybe she'd still be alive.
1253
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,315
Oh, no, come on, Hope,
it's got nothing to do with you.
1254
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,635
Then why?
1255
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:45,554
(SIGHS) Honestly, I think
it was 'cause of her drinking.
1256
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:50,395
I mean, she'd really throw 'em back there.
That, and she was flat broke.
1257
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,632
I mean, her house was being foreclosed on.
I mean, she was in a ton of debt.
1258
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,390
Didn't she co-own the gym with your dad?
Where'd that money go?
1259
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,268
Oh, uh... (SIGHS)
I didn't want to distract you with this,
1260
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,510
- but, uh, the gym's pretty much going under.
- What?
1261
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,394
So, Coach P had no money,
like, stashed somewhere?
1262
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,556
- Like, $500,000, maybe?
- (CHUCKLES)
1263
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,634
- Hope, that's like half a million dollars.
- I know.
1264
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,679
Well, my dad said that she was
actually in debt to the government.
1265
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,519
She had nothing.
1266
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,673
Bradley, I'd let you swim in the pool,
but I think the chlorine content's too high.
1267
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,239
(BANGING ON DOOR)
1268
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,336
Hi, honey. We were just going for a swim.
1269
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,875
What the fuck is going on?
You need to call that will trustee guy now!
1270
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,156
Ben just said that Coach P was flat broke!
1271
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,240
He's wrong, right?
She must have had some money
1272
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,993
in, like, some offshore Florida accounts,
or some shit!
1273
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,473
Well, honey, it's after 5:00.
I doubt he's there now.
1274
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:46,874
Call him anyway!
1275
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,868
What's his name?
1276
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,951
What's his name?
1277
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,991
Hope,
1278
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,912
there's something I need to talk to you about.
Can you sit down?
1279
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,350
I don't want to sit down. What?
1280
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,079
(SIGHS)
1281
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,078
There is no money, Hope.
1282
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,551
What the fuck are you talking about?
1283
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,838
I wrote the suicide note.
1284
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:29,112
You killed Coach P?
1285
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,554
No.
1286
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,872
No, I wrote the letter after I heard
that Coach P had killed herself.
1287
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,077
(PANTING)
1288
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,751
You are a sick fucking man.
1289
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,838
I just didn't know what
else to do with you!
1290
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,310
It was my one shot
to get you to do something with your life.
1291
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:55,679
For you to be happy again,
and for me to get my sweet little girl back.
1292
01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:00,193
Do something with my life?
How about I'm a national fucking hero!
1293
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:01,793
Yes. You were.
1294
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,596
I am! You are nothing!
1295
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:10,396
You are a bitch!
Now shut your mouth before I shut it for you!
1296
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,636
(SIGHS) Hope.
1297
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,919
You got injured.
1298
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:36,599
You had a dream to get back out there
that your body couldn't handle.
1299
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:42,998
It was brutal to have your time cut short,
and (STUTTERS) it broke you.
1300
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,278
And it broke my heart.
1301
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,433
(SIGHS) But someone
had to tear down those walls
1302
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,636
that you put up before it was too late.
1303
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:04,997
I'd say I was sorry, but I'm not.
1304
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,911
'Cause for the first time in years,
I've seen glimpses of the old Hope,
1305
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,513
and she's wonderful.
1306
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,958
You're so good at coaching.
1307
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,078
I think you even like it.
1308
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,478
I was doing it for the money.
1309
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,958
I don't believe that's still true.
1310
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,038
Let me get this straight.
1311
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,916
I take months out of my life,
1312
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,234
teach this wannabe everything I know,
1313
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:40,156
so that everyone in Amherst
can forget about me.
1314
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,909
For nothing.
1315
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,279
Great job, Dad.
1316
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,229
You really made my life so much better.
1317
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,473
♪♪
1318
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:12,280
(SLURPING)
1319
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,736
HEATH: (ON TV) Let's go down
on the floor right now
1320
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:14,760
with Awesome Dawes-on.
1321
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,976
- BARTENDER: Want another?
- What can we expect in
1322
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,797
the Women's Finals tomorrow, Dominique?
1323
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,996
Well, both Christa Carpenter
and Mighty Maggie
1324
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,833
have a legitimate shot
at winning an individual gold medal.
1325
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,957
It could come down to their
final event, which is the floor exercise.
1326
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,040
(SIGHS)
1327
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,513
Your girl is doing good.
1328
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,753
Your little demon is, too.
1329
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,551
Hey, if Maggie medals, who knows?
1330
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,870
You might have a future
on the US Team coaching staff.
1331
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,072
Great.
1332
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,880
I see you got your dream killers
on display tonight.
1333
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,955
(CHUCKLES) You look good.
1334
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,632
(SIGHS)
1335
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,233
You got nice cans.
1336
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:04,956
White Russian? Really?
1337
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,997
Two tequilas.
1338
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,320
HOPE: I don't know why you make me
so uncomfortable, Lance.
1339
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,719
(GLASSES CLINK)
1340
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,480
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1341
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:35,879
(GROANS)
1342
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,069
♪♪
1343
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,068
(LANCE PANTING)
1344
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,039
Okay, okay
1345
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,718
He's got my number and...
1346
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:49,800
(EXHALES)
1347
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,000
Gimme that gold.
1348
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,080
(GRUNTS)
1349
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:53,559
Here I am
1350
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,358
Either you make the time
1351
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,430
Or just forget me
1352
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,840
(BOTH GRUNT)
1353
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,711
I'm not, I'm not
1354
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,438
Trying to run your life
1355
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,589
(MOANING)
1356
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,954
That's why, that's why
1357
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,519
I'm nobody's wife
1358
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,110
But when I want, when I want it
1359
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,351
You gotta be ready...
1360
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:15,520
Pommel horse gold.
1361
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,228
- (GRUNTS)
- (MOANS)
1362
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,400
I don't want it all the time...
1363
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:22,358
- Is that all you got, Tucker?
- I got so much for you, baby.
1364
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:23,800
(GRUNTS)
1365
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,791
I better be satisfied
1366
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,793
So give it to me right
1367
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,758
Or don't give it to me at all
1368
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,877
I don't think you understand
1369
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,315
How real it is for me to find a man
1370
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:42,400
Who thinks he can
1371
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,392
So give it to me right
1372
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:48,472
Or don't give it to me at all
1373
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,869
Yeah, yeah
1374
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,359
Give it to me right
1375
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:53,440
(GRUNTS)
1376
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,748
Yeah, yeah
1377
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,831
Give it to me right
1378
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,478
Yeah, yeah
1379
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,080
Give it to me right
1380
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,120
♪♪
1381
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,752
♪♪
1382
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,670
Don't sway your back. That's better.
1383
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:15,915
BEN: Hey there, Maggie.
1384
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:17,839
Oh, hey, Ben.
1385
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,559
- I got you some tape in case you need it.
- Oh, thank you.
1386
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,874
BEN: All right. Good luck out there.
MAGGIE: Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
1387
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,632
Hey.
1388
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,154
I thought I was the one
that showed up everywhere late.
1389
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:32,428
(SNIFFS) Yeah, well,
I didn't get too much sleep last night.
1390
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,669
Why?
1391
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,112
Afraid the cops are after you
for stealing that punch card?
1392
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,234
No. I, uh...
1393
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,557
I swung by your room last night.
I saw that you had company.
1394
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,431
That's weird.
You sure you had the right room?
1395
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:57,875
- 'Cause I was in there...
- Drop the act, Hope.
1396
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,028
I saw you there.
1397
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:08,359
Look, I'll stick around for Maggie,
but, uh, we're done.
1398
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,440
(SIGHS)
1399
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:10,794
Twitchy, I...
1400
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,037
Oh, man, you look as tired as I feel.
1401
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,336
Boned ol' Greggory last night.
1402
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,873
Stay the fuck away from him, Lance.
1403
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,958
Oh, shit.
1404
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,034
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you two were a thing.
1405
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,992
- We're not.
- Good.
1406
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:31,312
Because she was a bad lay in '04
as she was last night.
1407
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,590
You're pathetic, Lance.
1408
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,800
(CHUCKLES)
1409
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,440
You're a fucking joke. Yeah.
1410
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,317
I hope he was worth it.
1411
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,594
(WHISPERS) Fuck.
1412
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,754
Why do you try to ruin
everything that's good in my life?
1413
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:49,354
Really, Lance,
what the hell did I ever do to you?
1414
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:53,790
All of America
talking about your fucking bronze.
1415
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:55,279
Third place.
1416
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,675
I won gold and silver.
1417
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,956
And everyone's got a hard-on
for Hope's miracle.
1418
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,878
Well, because of you,
I'm never gonna get that moment back.
1419
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,230
And I will damn well make sure
you don't either.
1420
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,950
I had no control
over what people talked about.
1421
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,256
Take that up with the god of gymnastics.
1422
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,430
I am the fucking god of gymnastics!
1423
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,952
You're talking to fucking Zeus.
I made my own destiny.
1424
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:19,318
And not on milking some pity vote
for fame and glory over one lucky accident.
1425
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,709
But by consistency of excellence.
1426
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,070
You think you're gonna show me up again?
1427
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,518
Hell fucking no.
1428
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,996
And pretty soon, that beat-up nostalgia
train you've been riding since 2004
1429
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,116
is gonna come to a
pathetic and useless halt.
1430
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,231
(SNIFFS) Ah...
1431
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,878
Can't fucking wait.
1432
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,840
LANCE: I want you to know
I talked to your mom.
1433
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,876
I'm watching out for you. Okay.
1434
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:53,995
Looking hot, Maggie. I like that stretch.
Don't forget that other leg.
1435
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,951
DAWES: So, Coach, Maggie's heading
into her final signature event.
1436
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,593
And although it's a tight race,
1437
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,752
it appears as if a spot on the podium
is Maggie's to lose.
1438
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:04,989
Yep.
1439
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,389
Well, it was 12 years ago
when you yourself were here.
1440
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,875
Both of you from the same small town,
1441
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:14,268
it looks as if Amherst, Ohio,
will have a new hometown hero.
1442
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,915
How do you feel about sharing that legacy?
1443
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:20,875
Coach?
1444
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,320
(SCOFFS)
1445
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,795
We shared
a few things, right, Dominique? Right?
1446
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:28,117
Like that, uh, Brazilian javelin thrower?
(CHUCKLES)
1447
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,776
He knew how to throw a javelin.
(CHUCKLES)
1448
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,736
- Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- You were an animal that night.
1449
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,760
(TONE BEEPS)
1450
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:33,920
♪♪
1451
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,159
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS)
1452
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,832
(RINGTONE PLAYING)
1453
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,230
- Hi.
- Yeah, hi, Hope.
1454
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,753
I'm up at the top in a box.
1455
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,876
I think I saw Maggie
looking for me earlier.
1456
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,136
Can you just...
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1457
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:54,188
Can you tell her that I'm here, I'm cheering,
and I am so, so proud of her?
1458
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,200
Yep.
1459
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,520
Yeah... Oh.
1460
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:01,477
Maggie, your mom just called.
She said she's here and she loves you.
1461
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:03,160
What?
1462
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,759
(CROWD CHEERING)
Maggie! Maggie!
1463
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,150
- (CHANTING) Maggie! Maggie! Maggie!
- MAGGIE: Hope?
1464
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,158
Hope, what did you say about my mom?
1465
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,080
♪♪
1466
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:19,680
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1467
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,915
- Maggie!
- Maggie!
1468
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,513
Hope, what about my mom?
1469
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:28,434
Your mom isn't here. Her plane crashed.
1470
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:29,755
Wait, what?
1471
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,638
She's with Coach P,
taking the ol' dirt nap.
1472
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,359
- What?
- Welcome to the motherless daughter club.
1473
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,035
(SOBS) No.
1474
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:38,794
ANNOUNCER: Maggie Townsend.
1475
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:42,190
HEATH: The gold medal is at stake now,
with China's Han Li Chung
1476
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,918
currently clinging to first place,
1477
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,468
and Christa Carpenter of the United States
narrowing second.
1478
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,456
- (SOBS) No, please!
- You have the rest of your life to cry.
1479
01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:50,198
No, I don't! Don't make me do it! Please!
1480
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,749
HEATH: I'm looking forward to see what
she brings to the stage right now, Nina.
1481
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:56,840
NINA: As am I, Heath.
1482
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,276
Maggie always brings such an incredible mix
of grace and athleticism.
1483
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,793
She is just joy to watch and...
1484
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,456
- Oh, that's gonna be at least...
- (MAGGIE SOBS)
1485
01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:04,913
...a three-tenths point deduction.
1486
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,475
HEATH: You know,
I talked to Coach Greggory earlier today
1487
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:12,236
and she said that Maggie has a tendency
to be a whiny vagina.
1488
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:13,873
MAGGIE: Hope, what about my mom?
1489
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,080
Your mom's here.
1490
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,240
(CHUCKLES)
1491
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,228
(LAUGHS) There's my baby! Hi, Maggie!
1492
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,756
Look it! That's mine! She's my daughter!
1493
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:32,029
(LAUGHS)
1494
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,232
I'm not gonna be a janitor anymore! Maggie!
1495
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,176
- She said she loves you.
- ANNOUNCER: Now on the floor,
1496
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,714
from the United States, Maggie Townsend.
1497
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,080
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- All right.
1498
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,919
Spring from your toes, and trust
you're gonna have enough momentum.
1499
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:51,594
- Stop annoying me and, um, go for it.
- (CHUCKLES)
1500
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:55,713
- (CHUCKLES)
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1501
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:56,920
♪♪
1502
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,788
♪♪
1503
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,000
♪♪
1504
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:03,320
♪♪
1505
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,878
(CROWD CHEERING)
1506
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,680
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1507
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,597
- (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT)
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1508
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,836
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (LAUGHS)
1509
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,273
Oh, my God.
1510
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:08,312
CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA!
1511
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,558
MAN: Maggie!
1512
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:15,760
♪♪
1513
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:19,919
CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA!
1514
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,320
(MOUTHING)
1515
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:25,320
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1516
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,191
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1517
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,869
REPORTER: Maggie! Maggie!
1518
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,799
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1519
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:45,560
♪♪
1520
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:11,198
- Hey, Doris.
- Hey, Hope.
1521
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,960
DORIS: I saw you coming across the street.
1522
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,036
There you go.
(CHUCKLES)
1523
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:19,237
So, when's Miss Maggie
coming back exactly?
1524
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:21,596
She's still in Toronto doing press.
1525
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,240
I heard the mayor's office
is getting the parade together,
1526
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,958
which'll be a hoot.
1527
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:29,154
Oh, look. It's Mighty Maggie.
1528
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,073
This is a dream, really.
1529
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,152
And, you know,
I was taught that this is a team effort
1530
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,992
and to always credit my coach first.
1531
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:42,312
So, this gold medal,
I owe it to you, Hope Greggory. (CHUCKLES)
1532
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,028
Thank you. Um...
1533
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,436
(SIGHS)
With that being said,
1534
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:50,109
I have a responsibility to myself
to take advantage of every opportunity
1535
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,998
that being a global brand offers
while training for my next victory.
1536
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:55,994
I need someone in my corner
that sees the big picture,
1537
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:57,308
that has a vision for me.
1538
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:01,075
Not just with my athletic talents,
but for my entire career.
1539
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,597
After many long discussions with my mom
following my victory,
1540
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,956
I have learned that it takes a
gold medalist to understand one.
1541
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:12,479
That's why my mom and I
will be moving to Los Angeles, California,
1542
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,869
and I will start training
with my brand-new coach
1543
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,474
and fellow gold medalist, Lance Tucker.
1544
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:18,788
(LAUGHS)
1545
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:20,955
(CAMERAS CLICKING OVER TV)
1546
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:22,996
That fucking bitch.
1547
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:25,993
(GIGGLES)
Thank you. Thank you.
1548
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,438
(DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE)
1549
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:30,869
(DOOR CLOSES)
1550
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,551
- Hey.
- Hey.
1551
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,959
You hear about that
ungrateful little bitch?
1552
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:54,993
If you're referring to Maggie, uh, yeah.
I heard she won't be coming back.
1553
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,915
She didn't even say it to my face.
1554
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,878
- Yeah.
- I didn't see that coming.
1555
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,914
(SIGHS) Yeah, I don't think we did.
1556
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,759
Fuck her, right? Who needs her?
1557
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:11,720
(SIGHS)
1558
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:13,513
The gym did.
1559
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,480
She was our last hope
to keep this place going.
1560
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,551
Bank's taking it on Monday, so...
1561
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,239
I guess that'll give us
some more time to hang out.
1562
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,599
Really, Hope?
1563
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,354
Grow up.
1564
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,592
Just grow up.
1565
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:39,759
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1566
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,830
I am soaring right now.
1567
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:51,117
Hey, isn't that other gymnast girl
supposed to be signing pictures today?
1568
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,590
- Why are you talking so much?
- Yep.
1569
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,792
Sorry, everybody,
Mighty Maggie is a no-show!
1570
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,800
JOHN: I'm very sorry.
MAN: I came all the way from Akron!
1571
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:00,880
(CROWD BOOING)
1572
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,674
JOHN: I'm sorry, I'm very sorry!
It's a no-show!
1573
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,950
She will not be here today!
1574
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,634
Breaks my heart, too! It really does.
1575
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:10,878
Thank you very much.
1576
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:12,560
♪♪
1577
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:21,914
What are you doing?
1578
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:28,080
HOPE: (OVER MIC) Check, check.
MAN: Who's that?
1579
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,640
(CROWD QUIETS)
1580
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,673
Maggie Townsend.
1581
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,718
Maggie Townsend, folks.
1582
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:42,073
The butterfly has left the nest.
1583
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:46,960
(LAUGHS)
1584
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:53,110
I'm not gonna stand up here and pretend
it doesn't hurt like fucking hell.
1585
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:59,192
Sometimes we hurt people
when we're balls deep in our own bullshit.
1586
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,878
Sometimes it feels like
we can't get out of that.
1587
01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:11,795
But it doesn't mean it's game over.
1588
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:18,035
Throughout history,
those who are truly great, have stepped up.
1589
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,478
Just like all of you.
1590
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:24,829
You give me a smile or a wave.
1591
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:28,917
Or sometimes you break
the celebrity boundary and come up to me,
1592
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,709
tell me about where you were
on the day I made this country proud.
1593
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,111
There is a reason I call this town my home.
1594
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:44,031
'Cause you fuckers remind me of who I am.
1595
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,553
And who I can be.
1596
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:51,960
♪♪
1597
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,274
I am
1598
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,558
Coach Hope.
1599
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,000
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
1600
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:11,715
Hi, sweetie.
1601
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:16,399
- I heard about Maggie. I'm so sorry.
- Yep.
1602
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:21,670
Listen, I have a few things
I need to attend to tomorrow morning.
1603
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:24,156
Can I count on you to make me Bisquick?
1604
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,216
Or will you write me a letter
from my dead coach saying it'll happen,
1605
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:29,037
and then it'll all be a lie?
1606
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:31,874
I should have never betrayed your trust.
1607
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:35,635
- And I never will again.
- Yep.
1608
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,831
- STAN: You want me to wake you?
- Nope. Got it.
1609
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:50,394
Thank you, Dad.
1610
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:54,400
♪♪
1611
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:06,152
- DORIS: All right, I'll be right back.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
1612
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:18,834
- BEN: Hello?
- Twitchy, so glad you picked up.
1613
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,229
- What?
- Meet me at the gym in 20 minutes.
1614
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,914
- There is no more gym.
- No, I know.
1615
01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:27,989
Just meet me there and I promise
I'll never ask you for anything again.
1616
01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:29,195
Please, Twitchy.
1617
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,795
It's an emergency. Thank you.
1618
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:39,432
All right, uniforms are mandatory, people.
They are $50 each.
1619
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:41,511
$100 with an autograph.
1620
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:44,513
No refunds, no exchanges,
and I don't have change,
1621
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:47,000
so whatever extra you give me,
I will keep as a donation.
1622
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,056
Hang tight.
It's just gonna be a few more minutes
1623
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:57,036
and then we'll get inside and I'll show...
1624
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,154
- Hi.
- Hey.
1625
01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:01,360
HOPE: Great.
1626
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,560
After you.
1627
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,872
- About time. You're, like, 20 minutes late.
- Yeah.
1628
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,996
That's for you. All of it.
1629
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,552
- Jesus.
- Come on.
1630
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,638
Uh, I need you to unlock the doors.
1631
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,711
Okay, what's going on?
1632
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,016
What's going on is
you're being very unprofessional
1633
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,429
by not unlocking the doors
for all these nice people
1634
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,960
who are here for gymnastics lessons.
1635
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,631
Hope, I don't know what's happening.
1636
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:31,469
All right. I've prepared a statement.
Just wait right there.
1637
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:39,233
"Yesterday at the mall, I instructed
all these people to come here today.
1638
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,356
"Point to all the people." Yeah...
1639
01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:43,280
So, that's...
1640
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,559
- These are the people that have come.
- I understand.
1641
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,240
(SIGHS)
1642
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:53,436
"So, this is where we met,
at this gym years ago.
1643
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:56,274
"Keeping it alive is my gift to you.
1644
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,832
"And it won't suck for me either.
1645
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,398
"I would like to say to you now
that I am so sorry, co-pilot.
1646
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,391
"When you win a medal the way that I did,
1647
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:11,275
"you start to believe that
nothing will be better than that feeling.
1648
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:16,355
"But each moment I've had with you,
it tops that, each and every time."
1649
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,233
It's true.
1650
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:24,275
"Hurting you was the most dumbass thing
that I've ever done.
1651
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:25,634
"Will you please forgive me?
1652
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:28,109
"A-plus on spelling.
Good luck, Hope. Love, Dad."
1653
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,351
Fuck. That...
That last sentence wasn't for you.
1654
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,480
My dad spellchecked,
but I wrote it all myself.
1655
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:35,736
You can see that's in my handwriting,
and then that's in my dad's handwriting, so...
1656
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,796
- I believe you.
- Uh, okay.
1657
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,598
- You could have that.
- Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
1658
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:44,152
- Um...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
1659
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:45,389
Truth.
1660
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:49,435
I am really, really sorry.
1661
01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,515
And I really, really like you.
1662
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:58,640
(SNIFFS)
1663
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:03,271
Well, yeah.
I mean, it really, really sucked.
1664
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,716
You really, really hurt me.
1665
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,000
(SIGHS)
1666
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,469
But also, uh, truth.
1667
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:17,989
I've always really, really liked you.
1668
01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:24,633
And I really, really forgive you.
1669
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,359
Good call, Ben.
1670
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,634
That's the first time you called me "Ben."
(CHUCKLES)
1671
01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:33,840
♪♪
1672
01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:36,510
Actually, uh, I prefer "Twitchy."
1673
01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:37,880
(GRUNTS AND CHUCKLES)
1674
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,359
- That was a fake one.
- Oh.
1675
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:40,634
That was real.
1676
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:49,360
Why, oh, why...
1677
01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:53,270
- BEN: Nope.
- Please. Just a little.
1678
01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:54,873
- (KIDS LAUGHING)
- HOPE: Why not?
1679
01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:01,037
Why did I ever leave Ohio?
1680
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:11,274
Why did I wander
To find what lies yonder
1681
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:18,631
When life was so cozy at home?
1682
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:26,110
Wondering while I wander
1683
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:32,638
Why did I fly?
1684
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:36,759
Why did I roam?
1685
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:44,315
Oh, why, oh, why, oh
Did I leave Ohio?
1686
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:52,836
Maybe I'd better go
1687
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:55,431
Home
1688
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,315
HOPE: (RAPPING) First name, Hope
Middle name, Annabelle
1689
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:07,153
Third name, Greggory
Last name, Bring 'em Hell
1690
01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:09,959
STAN: (ECHOES) Hope!
1691
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,552
Hopey!
1692
01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:15,631
HOPE: Dad, get out of my room,
I'm rapping.
1693
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:18,191
Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that
1694
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:20,794
WOMAN: (RAPPING) I'm like,
fuck you, fuck her, fuck them
1695
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:23,030
Fuck a medal, I got Hope,
Blonde money in
1696
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,554
I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them
1697
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:28,029
Fuck a medal, I got Hope
Blonde money in
1698
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,395
'Cause we don't wanna fuck with you
1699
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:33,074
Making money, cashing out
like I'm supposed to
1700
01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,718
We don't wanna fuck with you
1701
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:36,153
LANCE: White Russian, really?
1702
01:35:36,280 --> 01:35:37,793
WOMAN:... back bitch
1703
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,190
HOPE: City of Ohio, State of Amherst
1704
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:42,240
When I was just a baby,
lost my mother to a hearse
1705
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,320
LANCE: Excuse me?
1706
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,896
HOPE: Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that
1707
01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:47,480
If I said it then, I said it,
I ain't taking it back
1708
01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,591
Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that
1709
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:52,280
Gotta lock it from your key
that I stole from your crack
1710
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:54,715
Dad's name is Stan,
Post General wussy
1711
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,155
His fish's name is Bradley
and that fish is a pussy
1712
01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:59,435
Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that
1713
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,590
I be snorting... while you be smoking crack
1714
01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:04,080
WOMAN: (RAPPING) No one can stop her,
'cause she's a winner
1715
01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:06,136
HOPE: Yeah, I am
WOMAN: Blonde hair, don't care, go-getter
1716
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,754
Finger in the fist
Fuck her in the pussy
1717
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:10,751
Have her whistle like Ricky,
I love Lucy
1718
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:12,416
HOPE: Who's that?
WOMAN: She like this one dude
1719
01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:13,668
And he's geeky
1720
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,656
When he nervous, he starts twitching,
call him Twitchy
1721
01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:18,114
HOPE: Deformity problem
WOMAN: Finna soda... fuck you
1722
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:19,599
Fuck you, yo, blow the pussy
1723
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:21,033
And your... too
(VOCALIZES)
1724
01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:23,236
I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them
1725
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:25,550
Fuck a medal, I got Hope,
Blonde money in
1726
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:27,949
I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them
1727
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:30,110
Fuck a medal, I got Hope
Blonde money in
1728
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,296
HOPE: Fuck that
WOMAN: We don't wanna fuck with you
1729
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:33,355
HOPE: No, you don't
1730
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:35,560
WOMAN: Making money, cashing out
like I'm supposed to
1731
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:37,656
- We don't wanna fuck with you
- HOPE: No, you don't
1732
01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:39,955
WOMAN: Making money, cashing out
like we're supposed to
1733
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:42,429
HOPE: On the high bar now,
Perfect 10, perfect...
1734
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,114
Doing Twitchy till he's sticky,
then I do it again
1735
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,270
Fuck what you've heard
Believe what you see
1736
01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,635
Rocked the bronze so hard,
you think I'm A vril Lavigne
1737
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:51,870
I'm a boss-ass bitch
Check the resume, son
1738
01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:55,509
I brought that bronze home, homie
What the fuck have you done?
1739
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:58,273
I'll wait Waiting
1740
01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:01,477
STAN: Hope, your grilled cheese is ready!
1741
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:03,949
HOPE: If your dad wakes you up
Let me give you advice
1742
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:06,713
Knock that meal-bitch down
So he doesn't ring twice
1743
01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:08,840
STAN: Hope Annabelle,
let's de-escalate, shall we?
1744
01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:11,150
HOPE: Need a tight, hot mama
with a brand new bag
1745
01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,834
Hardly ever get my flow,
so I'm not on the rag
1746
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:16,036
F-U-C-K-Y-O-U
1747
01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:17,348
I'm a boss-bitch
1748
01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:18,440
WOMAN: Thought you knew
1749
01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:20,835
I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them
1750
01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:23,036
Fuck a medal, I got Hope,
Blonde money in
1751
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:25,680
I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them
1752
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:27,990
Fuck a medal, I got Hope
Blonde money in
1753
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:30,548
- 'Cause we don't wanna fuck with you
- HOPE: No
1754
01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:32,995
WOMAN: Making money, cashing out
like I'm supposed to
1755
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:35,594
- We don't wanna fuck with you
- HOPE: You got Fanta?
1756
01:37:35,960 --> 01:37:37,598
(INDISTINCT)
1757
01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:39,518
(INDISTINCT)
1758
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:41,876
Everybody in the mall know my name
1759
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,176
- HOPE: It's Hope Ann
- (INDISTINCT)
1760
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:45,395
(INDISTINCT)
1761
01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:47,216
- Awesome boss bitch music
- HOPE: Mission accomplished
1762
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:49,151
WOMAN:...give a fuck how you feel
1763
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:51,629
If it ain't about me,
then you get no chill
1764
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,109
Try to take my place...
1765
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,555
You can never be me,
'cause I'm a real one
1766
01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:58,875
Second to none
I'm always number one
1767
01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:01,076
Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done
1768
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,296
HOPE: And she's fucking awesome
1769
01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:03,856
WOMAN: Second to none
I'm always number one
1770
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:06,110
Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done
1771
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:11,076
HOPE: I'm a fucking role model.
That's a shit ton of pressure.
1772
01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,479
LANCE: That's bullshit.
1773
01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:14,790
HOPE: My whole life
is lived on a microscope.
1774
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:16,239
LANCE: You got nice cans.
1775
01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:17,753
HOPE: Suck it!
1776
01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:20,076
I'm Hope Ann Greggory, motherfuckers
1777
01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:21,719
You don't wanna fuck with that.
1778
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:25,278
It's Hope Ann Greggory, y'all.
1779
01:38:27,320 --> 01:38:29,595
You try doing that with a torn Achilles.
1780
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:33,595
Word up.
1781
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:40,680
♪♪
1782
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:01,320
♪♪
1783
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:22,360
♪♪