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Do you copy?

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- Roger CapCom, you got it, too?
- What is it?

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I don't know, Captain.

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TacSignal has it at 500
miles, inbound real fast.

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Whoa!

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That's not one of ours.

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Confirmed inbound bogy...

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Werewolf flight. Camera's now on.

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Whoo, man is he moving!

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Unidentified aircraft,

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you are violating restricted air space.

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Reduce speed to Mach 1.

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Repeat, slow down, descend to
3,000 feet and identify,

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or we will force you down.

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Command, this is Werewolf leader.

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Bogy not responding and
he's walking away fast.

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Suggest Air National Guard at
Franklin attempt intercept.

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This is Cowboy flight.

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I got a lock-on.

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Request permission to fire.

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Cowboy, you are cleared to fire.

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- Ah!
- Mib!

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You should have activated the cloaking device!

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I cannot remember everything.

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It disappeared!

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He’s just disappeared!

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Greetings.

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Oh, you need a room?

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Correct.

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Uh... soon as I... fill out an application.

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Just a form there.

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I also seek out techno-industrial sector

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where I can purchase 2 or 3
simlats of platinum paste.

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Oh... this time of night, huh?

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Oh... gee! Let's see.

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See, I'm kind of new to the area. I don't…

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Do you know where I could obtain

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a heliomizon graphing device
operable at 8 fathoms?

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You know... the day guy, he
knows this area really good.

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I’m sorry, I can't help ya.

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Was this a double occupancy?

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Correct. That is my mate.

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Yeah. Right. You know, I'm sure she is.

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That's

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that's fine, yeah, okay.

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Will that be, uh... cash... or charge?

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Heh?

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How are you going to pay for the room?

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We shall remunerate

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with metallic tender disks.

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Correct.

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This is fine. Yeah.

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This is a primitive device.

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We must find one with the necessary components

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to communicate our distress to Remulak.

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When the High Master hears about
the destruction of our ship,
he will be most displeased.

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Affirmative.

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He will surely cut off my
plarg and hand it to me.

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But, do not despair, Prymaat.

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We will be rescued.

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Until then, we must adapt.

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When the hydrogen droplets have ceased,

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we will go forth and live, undetected on Earth

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amongst the blunt skulls.

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Beldar, how can we live

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among the blunt skulls?

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We will blend in.

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Hey, Otto,

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this dude's almost as fast as you are.

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Nah, man. This boy's the best.

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Shows up on time,

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gives me an honest day's work.

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- You can't find people like this anymore.
- You know that’s right.

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Now, these other dudes, these white
boys, and the brothers, show up late,

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they loaf around,

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- all they want is a check.
- I heard that.

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Here is your Super Juice Master.

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For future reference,

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frequent cleaning of blades will prevent

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motor wear and accumulation of Earth bacteria.

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I told ya, the boy is good.

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If I could find 3 more like him,

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I'd retire.

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Excuse me, Otto

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I believe it is time for mid-day
cessation of activities

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for protein-carbo intake.

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Yeah, sure, take your lunch break.

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Lunch, lunch, lunch.

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Boy loves to eat.

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Lunch, lunch, lunch,

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lunch, lunch,

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lunch, lunch, lunch,

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lunch, lunch, lunch.

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Lunch! Lunch!

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Greetings, Earthwoman.

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Time for the mid-day
consumption of mass quantities.

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I have re-radiated leftover starch disks.

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Ah, pizza. I will enjoy it.

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There.

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Warning,

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do not sear the top of your neck hole

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in the molten lactate
extract of hoofed mammals.

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Excellent!

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The final component

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for the intergalactic communicator.

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Correct.

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There.

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Perhaps a final tightening

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of the spiral dimension fasteners.

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Beldar, activate the device!

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Address Marlax!

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Inform him of our situation.

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There is no advantage to delay.

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Verscrab!

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Phone home!

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Marlax! Marlax!

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Marlax! Marlax!

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Greetings, Beldar.

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We haven't heard from you in klarzogs,

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and I'm glad to see your life on
Tinzar still active.

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Greetings, Marlax.

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I trust you have enslaved the planet

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and are awaiting further instructions?

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Mmm... unanticipated

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failure of mentanglian drive

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has caused us to abandon our vessel

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in a fluid mass.

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At what time coordinates might
we expect a rescue vessel?

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Rescue vessel?

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You tahpath!

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I would not like to be in your cone when
the High Master hears of your failure,

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He will not take it lightly.

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I will try to arrange for a star cruiser

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to enter your solar system in about oh...

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7 zerls.

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- 7 zerls!
- 7 zerls!

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Pluget! Remulak! Narpel!

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7...zerls!

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Beldar, there is something we should discuss

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that is far more important
than planetary conquest.

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But what could be more important than

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planetary conquest?

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Beldar, I am with cone.

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You?

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I?

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A young one?

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Affirmative.

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$8,000.

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That's the best week I've ever had,

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and there's $1,200 for you, Beldar.

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Thank you.

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By the way Beldar,

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you still haven't given me
your social security number.

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My social security number.

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I... I am sorry. I keep forgetting.

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Look man, I need that number.

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I got state payroll forms, workman’s comp…

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You do have a number, don’t you?

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Of course. I am a citizen of this planet.

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All right my man, give me the number.

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O…

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2… 5…

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6…

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X… point… 3…

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O… B…

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8… 7…

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Beldar, my man, you trying to tell me
you don't have a social security number?

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Correct.

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Why not?

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I am an illegal alien.

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I knew you were too good to be true.

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Every time I make some money this happens!

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So where you from?

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The planet Remulak.

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I am Fuel Survey Underlord for your entire…

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Never mind. Never mind.

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Look... we gonna work this out.

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All right, here’s the deal. Your
name is Donald R. DeCicco, got that?

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Donald R. DeCicco.

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Yeah, that's you. D-e C-i-c-c-o.

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You were born August 11, 1951 in

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- Brockton, Massachusetts.
- Brockton, Massachusetts.

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Oh, it’s a lovely town there,
and your name is what?

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- Donald R. DeCicco.
- That’s right you are! It’s nice to see you!

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Your wife's name is Mary Margaret Rowney,

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born June 26,1955 in
Narragansett, Rhode Island,

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but you're from where?

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- Brockton, Massachusetts.
- Hey, my Mother’s from there!

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You two were married

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June 4, 1975 in Carlos, Greece,

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where you met on a fellowship

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following your graduation from

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- Hobart College.
- Hobart...

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- College
- Hobart College, let’s put ‘em together
- Hobart College.

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The man's a wizard.

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Everything else you need is in here--

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birth certificates, family names,

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school records, employers, addresses,

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Grandmother's maiden name,

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not that they'll ask, but it’s in there.

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Most important, your social security numbers.

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What’s your name?

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Donald R. DeCicco.

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Donny DeCicco, nice to meet you.

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Welcome to the United States.

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Right in there. Up and down.

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This is a fine craft.

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It can be operated with some ease.

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Yo, man! Come on, not so close, all right?

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I mean, it's not that I'm against close,

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it's just not my thing man.

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See, in America, we got
this thing called space.

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There you go.

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Beldar, if you gonna live and have kids,

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you gonna have to get yourself together.

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Buy yourself a car,

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maybe get a hat for that head,

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and you got to do somethin’ about those teeth!

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Teeth.

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Beldar, you know what the key
to success in this country is?

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- I do not.
- Well, I’m gonna tell ya.

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Look good. Be your own boss.

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Never get chained to a desk.

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When it comes to business, take cash only.

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Look good. Be own boss.

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No desk. Cash only.

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You got it.

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- Got more of that gum man?
- Of course

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On second thought, I better not
chew and drive. I might hit somethin'.

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I... I'm really better with English.

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all I'm getting is clicking noises over here.

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Clicking?

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Clicking? Clicking? Que?

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Could you be a lamb and have a seat?

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Tako uno seatado, por favor.

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Hey there. I'll take that.

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Mr. Seedling can't see anyone today. He's...

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havin' one of those days. Thanks.

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Isn't that cute?

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Okay, that's not yours.

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Now, bear in mind these
figures are not to scale.

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You see, I'm suggesting we
put these electronic collars

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on all the deportees.

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Then we bury a wire along the border,

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forming an invisible fence.

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Now, the next time this illegal

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tries to enter the country…

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Pow!

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A jolt he won't soon forget.

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It’ll send a nice message

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to the rest of the population.

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- Let's get on this.
- Yes. Right away, sir.

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Why am I the only one who can see the problem?

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I don't know.

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Everyone else just ignores the problem

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- hoping it'll go away, but it won't.
- You're absolutely right.

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Not going to disappear.

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- Maybe I should just give up too.
- Oh, no.

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Sure, just give up, be like everybody else.

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Not you.

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- Go the easy route and let the country
be overrun.
- You wouldn't be happy.

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Well, that's why I have to give it

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everything I have… 100%.

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I know everyone thinks it's crazy.

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…and obsessive.

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…that I'm a mental case.

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…wacko, completely insane.

268
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,550
I have something for you,

269
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,640
that deceased SSI number you flagged,

270
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,340
DeCicco. He's back.

271
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,010
It's the 10th job he's taken this month.

272
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:11,450
Not bad for a guy that was shot to
death, in a clam bar in Sheepshead Bay.

273
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:15,340
Seems now, "Mr. DeCicco"
is an appliance repairman

274
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,890
in Jersey City.

275
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,690
Let's see. Donald DeCiccos 1 through 5

276
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,580
turned out to be a Samoan,

277
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,800
a Vietnamese, a Sicilian,

278
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:24,940
a Canadian,

279
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:26,270
and a Belgian.

280
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,710
...Belgian, yes, and he
skipped back to Belgium.

281
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,820
I lost him, Eli.

282
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:33,630
This one I want.

283
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,700
Dr. Rudolph?

284
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,310
This is Mr. DeCicco.

285
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,850
He wants his teeth capped... all of them.

286
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:45,450
Okay.

287
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,120
We'll just take a look.

288
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,940
Hello, Mr... uh...DeSicko.

289
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:53,660
DeCicco.

290
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:54,900
The name is DeCicco.

291
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,780
Mr. DeCicco, I'm Dr. Rudolph.

292
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,970
Can we send for your regular dental records?

293
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:02,710
When I was a young one,

294
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,370
I chipped a toothhorn on my
rocket sled, in a verl storm

295
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,830
but there were no records...

296
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,840
which we could send from...

297
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:12,450
where... I... we come from.

298
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,370
All right.

299
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,130
Now, I understand...

300
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,850
- you want to have your teeth capped.
- Correct.

301
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:24,240
Let’s just take a look.

302
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,680
and open, please.

303
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,860
and close, please.

304
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,870
and open, please.

305
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:55,400
Okay, we'll start the caps

306
00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:58,540
right about... here, Mr. DeFasco.

307
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,190
Cicco!

308
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,450
and open wider...

309
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,910
if you can.

310
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,340
Headrest comfortable?

311
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,850
Fine.

312
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,080
All right.

313
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:26,850
I'm going to give you some nitrous oxide.

314
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,170
Now, if you feel any pain, just let me know.

315
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,790
and breathe.

316
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,010
Beldar!

317
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,820
Beldar!

318
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,950
Mibs! Mibs!

319
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,660
Human authority figures.

320
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,010
Mibs! Mibs!

321
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:11,610
We must egress immediately.

322
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,250
They're at the portal! We are scrapnoids!

323
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,170
Open up!

324
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,250
Beldar!

325
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,050
Around back! Come on!

326
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,090
There they go.

327
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,820
Fast! Fast!

328
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,380
Turnbull!

329
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,400
Okay, no foreign passports,

330
00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:12,460
letters, correspondence, newspapers,

331
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:13,940
nothing to indicate their country of origin,

332
00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:16,220
except for these Mardi Gras suits.

333
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,690
Let me see that.

334
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,490
Maybe they're Brazilian.

335
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,630
Sir?

336
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,290
You know what, it would be better
if that went through me.

337
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,200
He's not in a good mood.

338
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,990
I think I found something, sir.

339
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,800
Ah, that symbol also appears on this card.

340
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,990
Let me see that.

341
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:36,790
Possibly Korean.

342
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,570
Possibly.

343
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,200
Have this text analyzed.

344
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,730
Okay, run this.

345
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,100
Look at this filth! It's filthy!

346
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:46,010
Human beings don't live like this.

347
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,920
- Find out where they're from,
- On it.

348
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,920
Because wherever that is,

349
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,040
I'm seeing to it that they go back there.

350
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:03,600
La Guardia Airport, Delta terminal.

351
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,250
La Guardia.

352
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,680
Do you wish I take BQE, the Van Wyck,

353
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,130
or, my suggestion, Woodhaven Boulevard

354
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,240
to the Grand Central Parkway?

355
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,170
There are more signal
lights, but less traffic.

356
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,280
Whatever, as long as we get there.

357
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,560
Woodhaven, Grand Central.

358
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,950
345. Drop-off, La Guardia.

359
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:37,890
Good evening.

360
00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:42,500
- Greetings.
- Greetings, my genetomate.

361
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,140
How was your day

362
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,910
ferrying humans across the grid?

363
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,940
Acceptable.

364
00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,290
Tips could have been better.

365
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,170
The impending cone prepares

366
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,450
for its emergence.

367
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,120
It's Khoudri.

368
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,740
Welcome, my employer and landlord.

369
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,660
Beldar, forgive my intrusion.

370
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,620
Rhavi is sick.

371
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,700
Can you work the midnight shift, use my car?

372
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:15,600
Most certainly.

373
00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,400
However, this will be the last triple shift.

374
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,300
The birth spasm is near.

375
00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:23,790
- Beldar, once again, you have pulled
me from the fire.
- Yes

376
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,540
Beldar, you have been working

377
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,810
through your slar phase again.

378
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,590
Goz deprivation is not good.

379
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,710
But, this dwelling is no longer acceptable.

380
00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:40,330
Even by Earth standards, it is not
good enough for you and our young one.

381
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,620
We must strive to settle
in a safer neighborhood,

382
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,730
one with better schools

383
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:46,840
and a stronger local economic
matrix which will not tax us to death.

384
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:50,320
We are no better off than we were 2 zerls ago.

385
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:53,470
This 15 year-old ranch-style
dwelling is available

386
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,120
at $6,900 down with an
assumable 9% fixed-rate mortgage.

387
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,200
- But how? Our currency stock is insufficient.
- Incorrect

388
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,280
You have been working
nights. I have been saving.

389
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,550
Ah, I praise you, earthwoman.

390
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,360
My bluevarp has broken.

391
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:18,630
The birth spasm has begun.

392
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:24,090
Nothing to this.

393
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,600
Childbirth is a simple, gentle act of nature.

394
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,380
Yeah. You just take care of Prymaat.
We'll get plenty of good pictures.

395
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,560
I hate you, Beldar!

396
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,600
I hate you!

397
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,330
1… 2… 3

398
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:58,810
Get it off me!

399
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:04,020
Breathe easy. Okay, one good push.

400
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,450
It's so cute.

401
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:22,540
Would you like to cut the
umbilical cord, Mr. Conehead?

402
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:29,300
No, no hair

403
00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:31,520
and bring the top of the head up higher.

404
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,440
No, higher… like a point.

405
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,290
Sir, we have the analysis from Lexcon Labs

406
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,250
on the card found at the subjects' dwelling.

407
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,660
No known language, script, or characters

408
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:46,520
within the foreign catalog
nationality encodes.

409
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,360
No, no. You're not listening to me.

410
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,630
Look, here, you see where
my hand is? That high.

411
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,810
What else?

412
00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:55,540
Okay, the lab did a study
of the Mardi Gras costumes.

413
00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:59,090
They contain fibers with 5
wholly unknown polymer strands.

414
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,670
Nothing like it anywhere.

415
00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:02,420
So what are they saying?

416
00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:05,420
They're from another planet?

417
00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:07,940
That theory's been advanced, yes sir.

418
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,310
This is big. This is really big.

419
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,740
Uh... permit me sir...

420
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:15,120
should they in fact be,
creatures from another planet,

421
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:17,230
isn't that Air Force responsibility?

422
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,320
If they're just visiting, sure.

423
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,800
But the moment they try to work here,

424
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,400
they're mine.

425
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:30,760
Any sign?

426
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:32,850
No, sir. Nothing yet.

427
00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:38,230
Wait.

428
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:40,980
Subject vehicle coming your way.

429
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,210
Copy, I have him in sight.

430
00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:43,960
Go?

431
00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:44,830
No.

432
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:45,740
Go?

433
00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:46,390
No.

434
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,020
Now?

435
00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,710
Go.

436
00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:53,650
Freeze!

437
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,670
This isn't him.

438
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,170
What's going on here?

439
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,040
Sir, look at this.

440
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,170
Where did you get this key chain?

441
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,640
It was a gift. From one of
the finest men I've ever known.

442
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,780
And where is he now?

443
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,870
He moved out a week ago.

444
00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:16,890
I have no word from him.

445
00:26:17,150 --> 00:26:19,510
I only wish I had more drivers like him.

446
00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:20,640
Diligent,

447
00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:21,500
punctual,

448
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:24,280
his cab invariably sweet-smelling.

449
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,620
Take him in and check him out.

450
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,620
Check him.

451
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,290
Turn around.

452
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:31,030
Find this insignia, find these illegals.

453
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,230
Hi there. I'll take that.

454
00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:34,330
Thank you.

455
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,420
Sir? Sir, good news from Washington.

456
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,090
Your promotion came through.

457
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,000
They must have loved

458
00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,510
your electrified border idea.

459
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:43,870
We knew they would.

460
00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:46,010
On-Site Field Enforcement Head

461
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,030
for the entire southwest.

462
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,130
Assistant Deputy Commissioner.

463
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,200
That should pay quite a bit more,

464
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:52,980
shouldn't it, sir?

465
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,680
What, are you kidding? An extra $1,500 a year.

466
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,480
Of course I'll take it.

467
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,560
Question.

468
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,270
About this DeCicco case.

469
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,690
We've already invested so many man-hours.

470
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,700
Who cares? Let the next guy handle it.

471
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:06,970
I'm out of here.

472
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,880
Ah, the morning consumption
of mass quantities.

473
00:29:32,090 --> 00:29:35,370
Grid-like breakfast slabs, extruded mammal
tailings, seared strips of swine flesh,

474
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:38,100
and flattened chicken
embryos. I will enjoy it.

475
00:29:38,190 --> 00:29:41,960
What is a 7-letter word for a tomb in
ancient Egypt which is a quadrilateral

476
00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:44,950
masonry mass having smooth steeply
sloping sides meeting at an apex?

477
00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:46,980
A “flindar”.

478
00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:56,700
Good morning, parental units.

479
00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:58,200
Dawn greetings, young one.

480
00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,660
What would you like for consumables?

481
00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:02,620
Pop-Tarts, chicken embryos, seasoned
patties of ground animal flesh?

482
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,150
I'm not really hungry.

483
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:04,970
Just some Tang.

484
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,900
Ah, <i>Tang</i>  the drink the
astronauts took to the moon.

485
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,330
Astronauts to the moon.

486
00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,820
The Pro-shop called. Your
new putter has arrived.

487
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:17,450
Ah, my Hawk Tru-Flex
Powerpoint with graphite shaft.

488
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,980
A secret of golf pros
everywhere. A truly manly putter.

489
00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:24,630
What have you done to your cone!?

490
00:30:24,930 --> 00:30:25,670
Nothing.

491
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,180
No? Turn around.

492
00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:30,670
It's not a real tattoo.

493
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,590
Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!

494
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,440
It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them.

495
00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:37,210
If everyone jumped into the bituminous
cauldron, would you jump in too?

496
00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:39,450
I am not a little cone anymore, Dad!

497
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,280
Maintain low tones with me.
Maintain low tones.

498
00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:44,280
Now, go to the hygienic chamber and remove it.

499
00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:46,780
Also, you are wearing far too
much lip and cheek enhancement.

500
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,900
Mom? My makeup looks okay, doesn’t it?

501
00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:51,770
Do not involve the approval

502
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,290
of your other parental unit.

503
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,550
Now, if you wish to accompany me
to the enclosed retail compound,

504
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,170
you will make the necessary
corrections and remove the decal.

505
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,250
Fine.

506
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,130
Beldar.

507
00:31:07,390 --> 00:31:09,500
She looked like a common flathrag on payday.

508
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:18,130
I don't know what went wrong
with these roses this year.

509
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,080
Maybe I need a gardener.

510
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,260
But sweetie, I'm not gonna pay
some guy to dig in dirt.

511
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:27,760
Larry, I told you to take
that thing to a professional,

512
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,670
you'll save money in the long run.

513
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,490
Should have bought an electric one.

514
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,910
Beldar, is that you?

515
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:36,900
Correct.

516
00:31:37,150 --> 00:31:39,500
Bel... Pry.

517
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,450
- Yeah, buddy, you got a minute?
- Of course.

518
00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:44,020
The damn lawn mower won't
start. You know, you…

519
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,250
you’re so darned good with machinery…
would you mind taking a look?

520
00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:47,270
I do not mind.

521
00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:49,050
Greetings, Lisa.

522
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:52,100
Excellent crop of decorative growth.

523
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:53,170
You're being nice.

524
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:54,130
Yes.

525
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,880
Hmm... standard 3 horsepower
internal-combustion

526
00:31:57,890 --> 00:31:59,210
chlorophyll stalk slicer.

527
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,890
There is fuel in the device?

528
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,890
Oh yeah, yeah, there's plenty
of gas in there, I just...

529
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:05,260
can't get the damn thing to kick over.

530
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,850
Perhaps you and Larry will join us

531
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,970
for consumption of mass
quantities this weekend.

532
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:12,100
We will ignite our new flame pit
and char some mammal flesh for you.

533
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,470
That sounds like fun. I'll make some coleslaw.

534
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,500
Ahh, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

535
00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:40,960
Thanks, Bels.

536
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:50,400
Connie, how are ya?

537
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,230
Hi!

538
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,690
Oh, my God! I love it!

539
00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:55,820
I'm so glad!

540
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,110
Did you see him?

541
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:05,180
Oh, there's a sale today.

542
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:08,560
Oh! Oh, this song!

543
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,290
Sorry, it's not ready.

544
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,560
I do not understand.

545
00:33:31,690 --> 00:33:34,040
I have returned at the
agreed-upon time coordinates.

546
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,680
Well, I'm very sorry, Mr. Conhead.

547
00:33:37,690 --> 00:33:39,750
Conehead. The name is Conehead.

548
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:44,570
Well, uh, look, Mr. Conehead,

549
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:45,800
we got a little backed up.

550
00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:48,270
It took a little longer than we expected.

551
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:49,500
Unacceptable.

552
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:52,020
Not only have you delayed
my departure from here,

553
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,170
but the entire series of
events which was to follow.

554
00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,550
What reason could you have for such deception?

555
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,840
Look, I don’t know who you are
or where you're from, but around…

556
00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:02,410
France. We come from France.

557
00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:03,940
Fine, sir.

558
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:06,410
The point is, it'll be ready when it's ready.

559
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:09,320
So, if you, wanna take a seat over there,

560
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,230
I'll call you when your car is finished.

561
00:34:13,990 --> 00:34:16,090
I will comply. What choice do I have?

562
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:19,470
It is as if you have seized me
at the base of my snarglies.

563
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,490
Hey, Ronnie.

564
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,410
What?

565
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,080
I just have one question.

566
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:32,240
How could it take so long to do a simple
alignment on an American sedan with
standard rack and pinion steering

567
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,940
and MacPherson struts when
your garage is equipped

568
00:34:33,950 --> 00:34:36,890
with the proper Borg-Warner
digital hydraulic radiometer?

569
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,490
Maybe 'cause I was out back finishing a beer.

570
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,900
Okay

571
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:56,480
Now, Deputy Commissioner Seedling,

572
00:34:56,490 --> 00:34:57,740
before this committee can recommend

573
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,670
your appointment to the
position of Commissioner,

574
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:01,840
there's still several questions
regarding your tenure as

575
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,570
Mid-Atlantic District Chief
we’d like answered this afternoon.

576
00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:07,840
Well, Senator, that was a long
time ago, and a very busy office.

577
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,250
I won't be able to recall
everything that came across my desk.

578
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,440
Well, we won't be asking you about everything,

579
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:15,050
just case number 889343-B,

580
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,950
the so-called... Des...

581
00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:18,730
DeCicco.

582
00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:20,280
DeCicco file.

583
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,160
Yes, I... I do remember that case.

584
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:26,350
In an unsuccessful pursuit,
labeled by some as excessive,

585
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:28,310
you authorized the expenditure of...

586
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,360
a quarter of a million dollars to
apprehend what you believed was

587
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,260
an illegal alien from another planet?

588
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:35,970
A spaceman?

589
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:37,700
Excuse me.

590
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,330
Actually, Senator, I never said on the record

591
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:46,180
that I thought they were spacemen,

592
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,990
and the case is still open,

593
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:52,390
and I… I feel that when we
make this apprehension,

594
00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:54,890
the expense will be well-justified,

595
00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:58,220
is what I feel.

596
00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:02,250
I can't believe my appointment’s being held up

597
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,940
- by the piece of crap DeCicco case!
- Oh, I know.

598
00:36:05,370 --> 00:36:09,180
- I want the whole file put back in the
system, flagged at red levels.
- Yes sir, right away.

599
00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:10,460
Why me? Why me?

600
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,010
I don't know.

601
00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:14,230
- The system always screws the guy that
works hard.
- It's unfair. It's not right.

602
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,390
- The politicians now, they don't even care.
- It's the system.

603
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:18,770
The phone's ringing.

604
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,060
The phone rings all the time.

605
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:23,190
- No Eli…
- Oh, the phone. I'll get it.

606
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,220
This guy's out there somewhere,

607
00:36:26,910 --> 00:36:28,360
and he's going to make a mistake,

608
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,250
and when he does,

609
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:32,690
we'll nail him.

610
00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:43,860
You know, I've never dated
a girl taller than me before.

611
00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:44,930
Oh, really?

612
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:46,420
I've always been tall.

613
00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:49,700
So,

614
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:52,080
are both your parents from Europe, or…

615
00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:55,240
When did they come to America?

616
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:57,890
Uh, before I was born.

617
00:36:58,290 --> 00:37:00,630
Yeah, my Grandfather’s from the old country.

618
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,670
Oh, really?

619
00:37:01,730 --> 00:37:02,440
Which one?

620
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,040
I'm not sure.

621
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,330
One of the big ones.

622
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,420
Wow! My Mom's the only
other woman I’ve ever known

623
00:37:19,430 --> 00:37:22,030
who could take a sandwich like that.

624
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,170
Are you going to eat that?

625
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,120
No, no.

626
00:37:28,090 --> 00:37:29,450
You're something special.

627
00:37:30,010 --> 00:37:31,040
You know that?

628
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:37,310
So, Beldar's giving this woman

629
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,470
Beginners driving lessons

630
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,040
for the 5th time, huh?

631
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,220
That's interesting.

632
00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:44,460
Interesting? Why is that interesting?

633
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,170
I mean, the same woman.

634
00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:48,810
Think about it.

635
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,230
The same woman.

636
00:37:50,890 --> 00:37:51,960
It's been my experience

637
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,410
the more you think about it,

638
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:55,240
the more you probably should worry

639
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,650
because... all men are pigs.

640
00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:02,540
Ah, pigs - an omnivorous
domesticated cloven hoofed vertebrate

641
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:04,780
that defecates in the same place it consumes.

642
00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,230
Exactly.

643
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,930
You should be very careful with Beldar.

644
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,260
He's got that continental accent

645
00:38:12,270 --> 00:38:14,760
that some women find irresistible.

646
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,080
I really like it when you watch me drive.

647
00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:41,350
Whoops.

648
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,360
Watch it, lady!

649
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,870
Funny, it's like you've been instructing me

650
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,870
all my life, you know?

651
00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:56,990
Yeah, it's almost as if you've…

652
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,780
controlled me completely.

653
00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:12,130
Beldar, I just don't think I'm ready
for this test yet. I really don't.

654
00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:15,420
I can't-- Oh, listen to me.

655
00:39:16,650 --> 00:39:17,730
I'm okay.

656
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,370
I'm just... human,

657
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,400
and I'm... weak.

658
00:39:32,310 --> 00:39:33,080
Gladys!

659
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,230
Look at me.

660
00:39:34,970 --> 00:39:36,120
Oh, yeah.

661
00:39:36,130 --> 00:39:38,270
I am your teacher. You are my student.

662
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,320
It is natural that you harbor certain
Feelings for your driving instructor.

663
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,160
But, you must understand
nothing can come of this.

664
00:39:51,730 --> 00:39:53,690
58 US dollars, please.

665
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,800
You are one of the finest men

666
00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:59,000
I have ever met.

667
00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:01,230
When my species comes to rule this planet,

668
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:04,210
your name will be on the protected
roles, and you will come to no harm.

669
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,520
You are wise,

670
00:40:08,190 --> 00:40:10,520
but there's a sadness to your wisdom.

671
00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:32,900
Ronnie, don't.

672
00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:35,300
Please?

673
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:36,720
Come on, Connie.

674
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:38,410
I've told you how I feel about you,

675
00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:39,840
doesn't that mean anything?

676
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,070
It means a lot.

677
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:45,610
Well, it's like, I pick
you up, I take you out,

678
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,340
I bring you home, we say good night,

679
00:40:48,950 --> 00:40:50,210
and you never kiss me.

680
00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:52,490
What is there, somethin'
wrong with me or somethin'?

681
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:54,600
Of course not.

682
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:57,430
It's just...

683
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,710
my parental units...

684
00:41:05,270 --> 00:41:07,870
well, we've never been
really affectionate, and...

685
00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:11,240
I'm afraid I don't know how.

686
00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:15,030
It's easy.

687
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,480
All you do is lean forward and kiss,

688
00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:18,760
like this.

689
00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:44,890
Ronnie, don't.

690
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,530
Ronnie, I am not ready.

691
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:49,310
Oh, you're ready.

692
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:50,580
Don't.

693
00:41:50,910 --> 00:41:52,070
Ronnie!

694
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,850
Greetings.

695
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,530
How was your date with Ronnie?

696
00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,150
Daddy was right.

697
00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:29,740
Earth boys only care about one thing.

698
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,180
You mean Ronnie was behaving like a flandap.

699
00:42:33,130 --> 00:42:33,970
Flandap?

700
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,780
Flandap-- an uninvited grasper of cone,

701
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:38,310
a masher, a hustler.

702
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:40,380
Flandap?

703
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,150
Hi, Mr. Conehead.

704
00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:00,160
- I find you unacceptable.
- Yes, sir.

705
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,830
If I did not fear incarceration,
by human authority figures,

706
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,510
I would terminate your life functions

707
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,660
by applying sufficient
pressure to your blunt skull

708
00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:08,350
so as to cause its collapse!

709
00:43:10,330 --> 00:43:12,240
Th-Thank you.

710
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,830
Do not worry about the flandap Ronnie.

711
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,250
You will not see him within
the Laurel Hills quadrant again.

712
00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:22,860
I cannot believe you did that.

713
00:43:23,910 --> 00:43:25,070
You've ruined my life.

714
00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:27,650
Young one, when we return to Remulak…

715
00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,730
I don't care about Remulak.

716
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,010
That stupid star cruiser
is never coming anyway!

717
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:39,250
But she said… I-I thought…

718
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,990
I will attend to the young one.

719
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,590
Come in.

720
00:43:56,620 --> 00:44:00,330
You know Connie, I read in a magazine
you can talk to me about anything.

721
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:03,280
Mom…

722
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,310
what does it feel like to…

723
00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:10,670
hone?

724
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:14,910
Well, for me, the first
time, it happened so fast,

725
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,650
I hardly knew I had honed at all.

726
00:44:17,010 --> 00:44:20,160
and after that, it was more
repetition than anything else.

727
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:21,880
Oh, my young one,

728
00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:24,740
your cone is changing, and you feel unsure.

729
00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:28,370
How would you know what it's like?

730
00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:31,820
You've been married to Daddy for so long.

731
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:34,030
I was a young cone myself once.

732
00:44:34,890 --> 00:44:36,220
Before I met Beldar, I was

733
00:44:36,230 --> 00:44:38,460
very attracted to a young Thorasian forger.

734
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:42,650
and as far as I was concerned,
there was no other life force
in the universe that mattered.

735
00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:45,740
But then he got a job
working at a volcano complex

736
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,800
on some moon in the Bituminous Cluster

737
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:49,390
I never saw him again.

738
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,720
and it broke my blood valve chamber.

739
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,540
I got over it,

740
00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:55,610
and it worked out for the best.

741
00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:57,300
Because, then I met your Father.

742
00:44:57,770 --> 00:45:00,850
And I knew then that I had
found my true life mate.

743
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,590
I love you, Mom.

744
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,540
The currents of chromobonding

745
00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:09,430
between you and your parental units

746
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,850
are infinite.

747
00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:25,360
Mib!

748
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:34,170
Good shot.

749
00:45:34,890 --> 00:45:36,460
So, have you given any thought

750
00:45:36,470 --> 00:45:38,810
to what I said about, you know...

751
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:39,860
hair?

752
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,720
I do not understand.

753
00:45:42,010 --> 00:45:45,650
Bel, it’s me, Larry. You don't have
to pretend it doesn't bother ya.

754
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:47,020
You're a young man, my friend.

755
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:49,100
No reason for you to be skinny up top.

756
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,450
I'll let you in on a little secret.

757
00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:53,370
Not all my own hair.

758
00:45:54,450 --> 00:45:55,360
Hard to tell, isn't it?

759
00:45:55,650 --> 00:45:57,210
Only from very high altitude.

760
00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:01,530
Well, I'll say no more.

761
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,460
Think it over.

762
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:04,140
Meanwhile, I'll be happy
to introduce you to my man.

763
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,060
- Thank you.
- Hey, Mr. Conehead,

764
00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:08,360
way to blast out of the bunker, huh?

765
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,080
It's me, Ronnie!

766
00:46:10,090 --> 00:46:13,150
I hope you didn't cut your hand
when you tore open my car.

767
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,680
I'm fine.

768
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,350
Yes, thank you. No problem. Good-bye.

769
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,690
Okay

770
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,210
Hey, chubby, come on.

771
00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:33,910
All right, Conehead,

772
00:46:34,450 --> 00:46:36,320
that puts me 4 behind you at the turn.

773
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,390
Correct.

774
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:42,040
Hey, Mr. Conehead, I'm miserable.

775
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,720
I feel so bad for what I did.

776
00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:47,880
It feels like somebody's ripping my guts out.

777
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,880
She won't take my calls.

778
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,180
Hey, kid, I'm not paying you to yak.

779
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,020
Buddy?

780
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,120
What's with the head?

781
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,770
Forget him, he's not a member.

782
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,640
That concludes the 1-meter competition.

783
00:47:14,090 --> 00:47:16,370
Next will be the 3-meter board category

784
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,220
The first diver for the
home team, Connie Conehead.

785
00:47:20,230 --> 00:47:22,410
You’ll execute a 1-1/2 flip with a twist,

786
00:47:22,470 --> 00:47:24,130
and the head and body enter the water

787
00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,400
- with as little splash as possible.
- All right.

788
00:47:49,690 --> 00:47:52,450
Good job. Keep it up.
You've got one more dive.

789
00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:55,490
Diving for Union High, Gail Jensen.

790
00:47:55,530 --> 00:47:56,620
You were great.

791
00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:59,970
I'm sorry about the other night.

792
00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:03,700
I was a real jerk! Okay?

793
00:48:04,730 --> 00:48:07,580
Connie's our best hope for
state championship finals.

794
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,820
Correct. We believe this also.

795
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,200
You know, tell me if I'm wrong,

796
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:15,360
but I don’t think I ever seen you 2
at any of the parent meetings.

797
00:48:15,890 --> 00:48:17,500
What committees are you on?

798
00:48:19,490 --> 00:48:22,120
You know, we still need volunteers
for the homecoming gala.

799
00:48:22,530 --> 00:48:23,580
- Home…
- coming?

800
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:24,710
- Coming...
- home?

801
00:48:27,630 --> 00:48:29,220
Let's go Fight!

802
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:30,960
Let's go Fight!

803
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,380
Hey! Hey! Hey!

804
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:53,470
Hi, look, I'm sorry if I…

805
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,120
No, I mean, I shouldn't have been so…

806
00:48:56,130 --> 00:48:57,250
Hey, it was me.

807
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,220
Sometimes, I just…

808
00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,210
Me, too. Me, too.

809
00:49:01,130 --> 00:49:02,760
If I thought I did anything to…

810
00:49:02,790 --> 00:49:04,290
Oh, no. You didn't.

811
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:06,620
I mean… I mean it.

812
00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:07,980
Seriously?

813
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,130
Yeah.

814
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:13,260
Wow. Glad we talked.

815
00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:15,920
And now, parents and students alike,

816
00:49:15,930 --> 00:49:17,450
if you will direct your attention

817
00:49:17,460 --> 00:49:19,450
to the sky above the playing field,

818
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:22,290
You will be treated to a
display of amateur fireworks

819
00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:24,500
courtesy of Beldar Conehead,

820
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:28,230
Father of Paramus High's own Connie Conehead.

821
00:49:31,590 --> 00:49:33,340
Careful there, Conehead.

822
00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:51,240
Pretty cheap, Conehead.

823
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,850
Cigar?

824
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:45,100
Is the light keeping you awake?

825
00:50:46,070 --> 00:50:47,370
No.

826
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,340
Your breathing has become erratic.

827
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,900
A torg for your thoughts?

828
00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:06,600
Beldar, are you content with me?

829
00:51:07,430 --> 00:51:09,410
Of course. Why would I not be?

830
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:12,540
Now, I would like to enter my slar phase.

831
00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:15,050
Let us suppose

832
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:17,720
for some reason my life function ceased.

833
00:51:17,730 --> 00:51:18,860
What would you do?

834
00:51:19,690 --> 00:51:21,080
I would incinerate your carcass

835
00:51:21,090 --> 00:51:24,320
in the tradition of Obedai the Obtuse,
and put it in a clean dry place.

836
00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:27,610
Would you find a new genetomate

837
00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:29,570
to bring to our goz chamber and...

838
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:30,970
propagate?

839
00:51:32,570 --> 00:51:36,250
Ah, my most precious one, I would collapse.

840
00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:38,780
I would draw the shades
and I would live in the dark.

841
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,900
I would never get out of my
slarpad or clean my self.

842
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,520
My fluids would coagulate,
my cone would shrivel

843
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:47,210
and I would die, miserable and lonely.

844
00:51:47,530 --> 00:51:49,360
The stench would be great.

845
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:53,650
Oh, Beldar, you have made me very happy.

846
00:51:54,310 --> 00:51:56,410
Yes. I know. Good night.

847
00:52:03,930 --> 00:52:05,660
Life on Earth is good.

848
00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:07,210
I agree.

849
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,550
Stability and contentment have been achieved.

850
00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,520
Lay by and put about!

851
00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:21,880
Lay by and put about!

852
00:52:22,090 --> 00:52:24,740
Attention! Return to your port of embarkation.

853
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:27,720
There is no work for you in the United States.

854
00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:29,810
You have no job skills.

855
00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:32,230
You will be a drag on our economy.

856
00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:34,620
We appreciate your situation,

857
00:52:34,630 --> 00:52:36,890
but we have problems of our own.

858
00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:38,140
Thank you.

859
00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:39,190
Phone, sir.

860
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:43,860
Seedling here.

861
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:46,350
Sir, a fax came through on the secure channel.

862
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:48,330
I think we found him.

863
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,270
Don't toy with me, Eli.

864
00:52:51,580 --> 00:52:53,230
This time, it had better be real.

865
00:52:57,530 --> 00:52:59,820
Oh! Oh, hello, Mrs. Conehead.

866
00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:02,160
I've been meaning to talk to you

867
00:53:02,170 --> 00:53:04,630
about the Christmas tree lighting ceremony.

868
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,000
We found someone else to
head up that committee

869
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:10,870
and won't be needing Mr. Conehead's services

870
00:53:10,890 --> 00:53:11,750
after all.

871
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,980
So, if you could just thank him for me.

872
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,240
He will be very disappointed.

873
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:52,400
I'm telling you, Bels, if
you just stay on your game.

874
00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:54,060
you could win that trophy this year.

875
00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,790
A meaningless piece of metal and wood.

876
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,340
I compete only with myself.

877
00:53:58,570 --> 00:54:01,950
I appreciate the game for its physics, its
high level of skill, its self-control,

878
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,350
and, of course, spirituality.

879
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,470
You're full of it, Conehead.

880
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:08,180
The only reason

881
00:54:08,190 --> 00:54:09,620
you're coming to the costume ball

882
00:54:09,670 --> 00:54:12,560
is ‘cause you think you gotta
shot at winning that trophy.

883
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:13,530
Negative.

884
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:15,730
Of course if I should win the
trophy, I would accept it,

885
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:17,240
with limited enthusiasm.

886
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,370
Ron. Harv.

887
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:28,860
Beldar, what's happenin'?

888
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,320
Hey, Conehead, what kinda
costume are you wearing

889
00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:32,220
to the Halloween dance?

890
00:54:32,230 --> 00:54:34,540
I am not about to tell you, Harv.

891
00:54:50,450 --> 00:54:51,430
Eh?

892
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,280
"Consume alco-beverage. Come get me!"

893
00:55:07,970 --> 00:55:09,630
Ah! Mai tai!

894
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:10,760
I will enjoy it.

895
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,790
Greetings, earthman.

896
00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:34,850
Huh. Ah, hmm. Ah, huh--

897
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,320
It is good to hone in places

898
00:55:37,330 --> 00:55:39,960
other than our goz chamber before slar phase.

899
00:55:41,830 --> 00:55:43,210
Who said?

900
00:55:43,870 --> 00:55:45,150
Good Housekeeping

901
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,700
What are they doing in there?

902
00:56:14,730 --> 00:56:16,250
Sounds like they stepped on a cat.

903
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:18,860
Convec 3.

904
00:56:18,870 --> 00:56:19,970
Awaiting Commissioner Seedling.

905
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:20,690
Go ahead.

906
00:56:21,470 --> 00:56:23,800
Yes sir. We're on him, sir.

907
00:56:23,810 --> 00:56:25,020
Don't make a move without me.

908
00:56:25,030 --> 00:56:27,660
Roger, I understand. No. We won't
make a move until you get here.

909
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:34,350
Greetings.

910
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,630
Hello there.

911
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,950
We just stopped by to introduce ourselves.

912
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,280
We're Jehovah's Witnesses.

913
00:56:40,290 --> 00:56:42,310
How do you do. I am Beldar.

914
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:44,160
We attend the Kingdom Hall

915
00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:45,400
on Coveneck Road.

916
00:56:45,410 --> 00:56:48,190
Ah yes, next to the dry
cleaners across from 7-11.

917
00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:51,840
- Exactly. May we ask you a question?
- Proceed.

918
00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:54,780
Do you agree that the world is
headed towards a terrible calamity?

919
00:56:55,340 --> 00:56:56,590
Most definitely.

920
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,560
In fact, I have direct personal
knowledge that this is so.

921
00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,840
Great, may we come in?

922
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:02,700
Of course.

923
00:57:02,850 --> 00:57:04,360
Enter. Assume comfort.

924
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:06,700
My mate Prymaat.

925
00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:08,580
Greetings. Be seated.

926
00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:15,640
So, what do you know of
the doom awaiting this planet?

927
00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:20,460
Well, as… as Witnesses, we believe that
the end of the world is approaching

928
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:24,440
and that only 144,000 people
will be saved to rein.

929
00:57:24,530 --> 00:57:26,470
I do not believe it will be that many.

930
00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,540
Oh, no, the Bible clearly states

931
00:57:28,550 --> 00:57:31,290
144,000 will be saved to rein.

932
00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:32,970
That is a very optimistic estimate

933
00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:34,250
considering the primitive weapons

934
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:36,190
the Earth people will use for their defense.

935
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,570
Some Earth weapons are not so useless.

936
00:57:38,670 --> 00:57:39,610
Mibs, drop it.

937
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:42,890
Well, uh, when the time comes,

938
00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:45,400
no weapon of this earth shall avail mankind.

939
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,570
- Correct.
- Correct.

940
00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:49,000
Where are you people from?

941
00:57:49,110 --> 00:57:51,000
France. We come from France.

942
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,690
But we are American citizens now.

943
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,710
Do you have proof?

944
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:57,310
Proof?

945
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,120
Well…

946
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,290
I'm going over to Christina's. She’s
gonna give me a ride to the dance.

947
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,830
- So, um… I'll see you there.
- All right.

948
00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:07,850
I take it your daughter was born here.

949
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,950
Yes. She is native to your pla--

950
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,690
uh, country.

951
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,780
Scarle ma tibea meldow.

952
00:58:48,930 --> 00:58:51,460
Scarle ma tibea meldow.

953
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:56,870
Beldar, phone for you.

954
00:58:57,180 --> 00:59:00,490
Ah, tell the caller that I will return
his call at my next earliest convenience.

955
00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:03,450
No, Beldar. The big phone.

956
00:59:03,550 --> 00:59:05,160
The big ph--

957
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,350
I hope that you humans
have enjoyed your visit!

958
00:59:09,410 --> 00:59:10,920
Come again now! You are leaving!

959
00:59:10,930 --> 00:59:13,080
We haven't finished! How did
you arrive in this country?

960
00:59:13,090 --> 00:59:14,880
- I think you are finished.
- Thank you for coming.

961
00:59:17,590 --> 00:59:18,800
I don’t think they bought it, sir.

962
00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:20,650
Well, you just can't talk
religion with some people.

963
00:59:25,050 --> 00:59:26,130
Woo!

964
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,360
Connie!

965
00:59:51,570 --> 00:59:53,360
Ronnie’s gonna give me a ride home tonight!

966
00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:55,360
so I won't need a ride, okay?

967
00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:57,710
Negative, young lady. We must speak now.

968
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,930
It is imperative.

969
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:05,230
I have good news, my young one.

970
01:00:05,650 --> 01:00:07,030
After zerls of waiting,

971
01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:09,910
our rescue vessel from
Remulak is coming tonight.

972
01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:11,420
What?

973
01:00:11,430 --> 01:00:12,520
You are finally going to see

974
01:00:12,530 --> 01:00:14,370
the unparalleled joys of your home planet.

975
01:00:15,430 --> 01:00:16,570
I gotta tell Ronnie.

976
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:18,720
Irrational! You will tell no one.

977
01:00:21,610 --> 01:00:23,220
What if I said I don't wanna go?

978
01:00:24,090 --> 01:00:27,330
Oh, my infinitely valuable incarnation,

979
01:00:27,910 --> 01:00:29,880
watching you grow up on this savage planet

980
01:00:29,890 --> 01:00:31,070
has caused me great pain.

981
01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:33,400
Your young optic receptacles

982
01:00:33,410 --> 01:00:35,450
never having observed
the sacred peaks of Arksnap,

983
01:00:35,740 --> 01:00:38,680
the crater of Kuldraf,
the Margseoid Labyrinth.

984
01:00:39,530 --> 01:00:41,760
I know. I know.

985
01:00:41,770 --> 01:00:43,480
and I'm sure it's all great,

986
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:46,410
and I know that you don't believe me...

987
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:50,360
but I'm in love with Ronnie.

988
01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:04,400
Daddy, if you really care,

989
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,500
you'll let me say good-bye to him.

990
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,240
Although my blood valve chamber

991
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,590
weighs heavily with your feelings,

992
01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:12,590
tonight, we must remain together.

993
01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,670
You're moving away tonight?

994
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,080
I guess when you get the call to be the driver

995
01:01:19,090 --> 01:01:20,740
for the President of France,

996
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:21,830
you gotta go.

997
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,140
I have to tell you something really important.

998
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:26,860
What is it?

999
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:29,560
Not here. We need to be alone.

1000
01:01:30,650 --> 01:01:31,590
All right!

1001
01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:33,650
The awarding of

1002
01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:36,570
the Fairfield Country Club
Golfer-of-the-Year trophy...

1003
01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,080
Not so fast, Carl.

1004
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,890
for most-improved handicap through the season.

1005
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:45,160
And the winner is... Beldar Conehead.

1006
01:02:04,030 --> 01:02:05,720
The daughter and boyfriend are on the move.

1007
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,610
Ronnie.

1008
01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:25,180
Before we do anything at all,

1009
01:02:25,610 --> 01:02:27,020
there's something I have to say.

1010
01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:32,880
I'm different from other girls.

1011
01:02:34,170 --> 01:02:36,820
I know. That's why I love you.

1012
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:39,610
Oh, Ronnie.

1013
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:56,540
I cannot believe she left after you told her
not to. Something has corrupted her judgement.

1014
01:02:56,550 --> 01:02:59,790
When we get back to Remulak, I am
grounding her for an entire zerl,

1015
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,330
and I mean it!

1016
01:03:18,570 --> 01:03:21,860
Senso rings! Where did you get those?

1017
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:24,300
Under your bed.

1018
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,240
Unacceptable! Your cone is too young!

1019
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,820
Get up! You're coming to Remulak right now!

1020
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,770
I am staying with Ronnie.

1021
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:32,870
Maintain low tones.

1022
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,720
Impossible, undesirable, inadvisable.

1023
01:03:35,870 --> 01:03:38,360
Then I'm coming with you. I love you.

1024
01:03:39,830 --> 01:03:41,730
Mibs, human authority figures.

1025
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,390
We must egress immediately.

1026
01:03:46,530 --> 01:03:49,580
It's over, Conehead! This is the INS!

1027
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,150
Come out with your hands up!

1028
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:52,840
You're under arrest!

1029
01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:07,570
They're going for it!

1030
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,480
Cover him!

1031
01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:26,840
Hold it right there!

1032
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:28,700
It's the boyfriend.

1033
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:30,360
Sir, it’s the boyfriend.

1034
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:39,750
Oh, Beldar!

1035
01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:43,080
Daddy!

1036
01:04:51,550 --> 01:04:55,550
Nice maneuver, but it's all over, Conehead.

1037
01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:57,030
Beldar.

1038
01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:58,900
I think that is the Jehovah's Witness.

1039
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,870
Let's cover him.

1040
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,170
All right, hold on, everybody.

1041
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,310
I love you, Ronnie!

1042
01:05:49,370 --> 01:05:50,820
I love you, Connie!

1043
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,380
Back in the car, asshole.

1044
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,430
Gorman, let go!

1045
01:06:04,490 --> 01:06:06,630
Gorman, Gorman, I'm scared!

1046
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,890
You're not getting away this time, Conehead!

1047
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,470
You're completely surrounded!

1048
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,120
Put the car down!

1049
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,160
This is the ship's Captain.

1050
01:06:34,290 --> 01:06:36,170
Secure yourselves into the formflat.

1051
01:06:36,220 --> 01:06:37,970
Will initiate mentaglian surge

1052
01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:41,450
as soon we go past the
only moon on this planet.

1053
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:52,610
No problem.

1054
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,940
We have successfully passed their moon

1055
01:06:54,950 --> 01:06:58,120
and are preparing now for mentaglian surge.

1056
01:07:40,010 --> 01:07:42,320
Remulak.

1057
01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:23,270
Conglariat prof, High Master,

1058
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,660
I know every cone is allowed

1059
01:08:25,670 --> 01:08:28,580
but 4 uses of the patumias pleasure spool,

1060
01:08:28,590 --> 01:08:30,550
and I partook 6.

1061
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,580
I realize the error of these actions,

1062
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,640
and I vow they will never be repeated.

1063
01:08:35,650 --> 01:08:37,610
I throw myself at your murtax.

1064
01:08:39,510 --> 01:08:40,440
Spathee!

1065
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:43,100
I realize the pleasure spools

1066
01:08:43,110 --> 01:08:44,860
are a difficult temptation to resist.

1067
01:08:45,130 --> 01:08:48,980
Therefore, you will... narfle the Garthok!

1068
01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:54,340
My God!

1069
01:08:55,990 --> 01:08:58,880
You will, Survey Underlord Beldar Clorhorn

1070
01:08:58,930 --> 01:09:02,840
and Marlax Zanthstrom from
Frotroid Fuel Administration.

1071
01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:07,600
Kimglub amclab Marlax zim Beldar.

1072
01:09:08,330 --> 01:09:11,900
Ah, Beldar, survivor of the wilderness planet.

1073
01:09:12,050 --> 01:09:14,710
What offerings do you bring me
from the conquered worldlet?

1074
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,310
Greetings, revered one.

1075
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,930
Allow me first to present the gift

1076
01:09:17,940 --> 01:09:20,610
of 2 living native beings from the planet.

1077
01:09:32,090 --> 01:09:33,430
You can do what you want to me,

1078
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,580
but I will not apologize for doing my job.

1079
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:38,980
The United States of America can
no longer solve the employment problems

1080
01:09:38,990 --> 01:09:40,300
of the rest of the universe.

1081
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,720
Silence the slave!

1082
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,290
Delightful.

1083
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:52,150
They will make a fitting sacrifice to Kratnor.

1084
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,690
What else did you bring me?

1085
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,020
A multitude of gifts from
the blunt skulled civilization.

1086
01:10:00,970 --> 01:10:04,250
A tire iron with 4-way lug wrench.

1087
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,000
An owner's manual

1088
01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:11,120
for a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.

1089
01:10:11,350 --> 01:10:13,170
Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?

1090
01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:18,880
A personal conveyance named for its inventor,
an assassinated ruler, a character of Greco-
Roman myth, and a small fur-covered mammal

1091
01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:22,200
And a dashboard icon.

1092
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,080
This is all?

1093
01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:36,100
Certainly not.

1094
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,680
Some... chewing gum.

1095
01:10:48,150 --> 01:10:49,760
I am smarfed.

1096
01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:51,550
More than smarfed!

1097
01:10:51,690 --> 01:10:53,140
Flarged by this!

1098
01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:59,530
Beldar, come close.

1099
01:11:03,970 --> 01:11:04,830
Close!

1100
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,930
What have you done to your face portal?

1101
01:11:11,050 --> 01:11:11,660
Huh?

1102
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,650
Your traals!

1103
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:16,260
Excellency, there is good reason!

1104
01:11:16,330 --> 01:11:18,040
Beldar lived among the blunt heads so long,

1105
01:11:18,050 --> 01:11:19,880
he had to adapt to survive.

1106
01:11:19,890 --> 01:11:21,520
He altered his traals.

1107
01:11:21,530 --> 01:11:23,260
It's known as dental bonding.

1108
01:11:23,770 --> 01:11:26,500
I do not care what it is known
as, for the blunt skulls!

1109
01:11:26,510 --> 01:11:28,850
Here it is known as treason.

1110
01:11:29,970 --> 01:11:31,050
Treason?

1111
01:11:31,650 --> 01:11:33,010
Since it is the festival,

1112
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:34,760
it is at my discretion

1113
01:11:34,770 --> 01:11:36,560
to settle things in the ancient ways.

1114
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,940
Therefore, Beldar, you will...

1115
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:41,800
narfle the Garthok!

1116
01:11:44,730 --> 01:11:46,360
I am no traitor!

1117
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:48,050
What's a Garthok?

1118
01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:57,640
Every zerl since the ancient times,

1119
01:11:57,650 --> 01:11:59,320
when the 3 moons aligned,

1120
01:11:59,330 --> 01:12:01,030
the melded light of the crescents

1121
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,570
causes a Garthok to emerge.

1122
01:12:04,830 --> 01:12:06,520
So, what's a Garthok?

1123
01:12:06,740 --> 01:12:08,710
Our seats used to be, way up in back.

1124
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,950
These are much better seats.

1125
01:12:40,330 --> 01:12:42,240
<i>That</i>  is a Garthok?

1126
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,110
You can really see it from this vantage.

1127
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,820
These are very good seats, Marlax.

1128
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,460
It is time.

1129
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:57,440
I am Laktar, disgraced guardsman.

1130
01:12:57,450 --> 01:12:59,340
I am prepared to fight for my honor.

1131
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:08,770
These are great seats.

1132
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,120
I have learned much from
watching the Garthok battle.

1133
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,420
It has weaknesses.

1134
01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:16,170
When my turn comes, I believe I can take him.

1135
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,540
Uh-huh and let me know when Elvis gets here.

1136
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:22,460
You're next.

1137
01:13:32,310 --> 01:13:33,680
This is a first for me.

1138
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:34,730
You're next.

1139
01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:36,000
No. He's next.

1140
01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:37,300
No. He said you are next.

1141
01:13:37,310 --> 01:13:39,290
No, but look, he is next, he is next

1142
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:41,670
You were ahead of me in the
High Master’s court, I do remember.

1143
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,550
- That was then, this is now!
- Nothing like a kalgard!

1144
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:53,090
You're next.

1145
01:13:55,990 --> 01:13:57,870
Daddy.

1146
01:14:44,940 --> 01:14:47,410
You call that narfling, Beldar?

1147
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:53,160
Sometimes I feel I want to

1148
01:14:53,170 --> 01:14:54,100
Uh! Uh!

1149
01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:56,580
Run away, I want to

1150
01:14:56,590 --> 01:14:57,420
Uh! Uh!

1151
01:14:57,430 --> 01:14:59,080
Get away

1152
01:14:59,090 --> 01:15:00,940
- from the pain...
- It's a song.

1153
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,340
Big hit on Earth.

1154
01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:04,540
Uh! Uh!

1155
01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:07,270
Part of me Uh! Uh!

1156
01:15:12,850 --> 01:15:13,800
Mib!

1157
01:16:13,590 --> 01:16:15,170
The day is yours, Beldar.

1158
01:16:15,930 --> 01:16:18,010
You have successfully narfled the Garthok.

1159
01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:20,140
Therefore, a request may be granted.

1160
01:16:20,150 --> 01:16:21,870
And I have such a request.

1161
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:22,810
Speak freely.

1162
01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:25,210
That I be permitted to return to Earth,

1163
01:16:26,010 --> 01:16:28,310
and upon my return,

1164
01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:30,360
I will conquer the planet Earth

1165
01:16:30,380 --> 01:16:32,010
and enslave the blunt skulls

1166
01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:34,620
in the name of my cone heritage!

1167
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,050
Very well. Request granted.

1168
01:16:40,620 --> 01:16:42,840
I also wish to take the Earth slaves with me.

1169
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:46,060
Nar, you may only take one slave.

1170
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,270
Then, I take Seedling,
the one with higher office.

1171
01:16:49,340 --> 01:16:50,710
- Thank you!
- So be it!

1172
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,380
Ingrat.

1173
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,530
Let it be written--

1174
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:58,700
are you writing this?

1175
01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:02,170
That Beldar shall return
to the humo-carb planet,

1176
01:17:02,730 --> 01:17:05,050
where he shall conquer the blunt skulls!

1177
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,600
This is my festival,

1178
01:17:17,610 --> 01:17:19,190
yet I speak, and they do not hear.

1179
01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:20,310
No one listens.

1180
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:21,040
They do not realize

1181
01:17:21,050 --> 01:17:23,880
the degree of difficulty
imposed upon me by my office.

1182
01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:25,450
Power is not easy.

1183
01:17:25,590 --> 01:17:29,040
I sit in judgment and rule.
That is all there is for me.

1184
01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:31,210
- You have no interior life.
- High Master…

1185
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:33,370
Hi there. Why don’t you
let me take care of that.

1186
01:17:33,380 --> 01:17:35,070
He's having a really tough day.

1187
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,270
Thank you.

1188
01:17:45,350 --> 01:17:49,110
Onglat, Prevnev, Remdrempt, Kraftnor--

1189
01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:51,590
attention all Battle Unit Commanders.

1190
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,060
Entering outer atmospheres of target planet.

1191
01:17:55,290 --> 01:17:57,160
Hold your global ranging positions.

1192
01:17:57,210 --> 01:17:58,820
Arrange mizatym cannon.

1193
01:17:58,910 --> 01:18:01,360
Stand ready for my attack order.

1194
01:18:02,590 --> 01:18:05,460
The star fleet has entered
the Earth's atmosphere.

1195
01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:07,440
They've entered the Earth's atmosphere.

1196
01:18:08,990 --> 01:18:11,020
The moment of glory is upon us.

1197
01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:12,780
Really big day for you, sir.

1198
01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:36,640
Landing enabled, arm cannon,

1199
01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:37,860
verify global target.

1200
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,280
Hold your weapons release until my order.

1201
01:18:48,970 --> 01:18:51,280
Warning! Warning! Danger to battle fleet!

1202
01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:54,070
Presence of enemy laser gun
emplacements in satellites detected!

1203
01:18:54,090 --> 01:18:56,260
- Proceed to secondary target
- Eh?

1204
01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:58,430
Lorbslap! Warning! Warning!

1205
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,670
Danger to battle fleet.

1206
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,040
Danger to battle fleet.

1207
01:19:01,050 --> 01:19:04,150
Lorbslap! Lorbslap! Lorbslap!

1208
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,580
Quickly, my family, run, run!

1209
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,010
Your happiness and positive perception of me

1210
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:27,770
is vital to my existence.

1211
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:30,200
Besides, it's not every day

1212
01:19:30,210 --> 01:19:32,420
that a Father can give the world to his child.

1213
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,180
I love you, Daddy.

1214
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:39,360
Whoa!

1215
01:19:42,650 --> 01:19:44,380
Beldar's life functions have ceased.

1216
01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:47,000
The Earth weapons have silenced him.

1217
01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,150
He died bravely in battle.

1218
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,210
There is no death more glorious.

1219
01:19:51,610 --> 01:19:52,790
He will be missed.

1220
01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:54,500
He will walk with the chosen.

1221
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,050
Super guy.

1222
01:19:57,930 --> 01:19:59,790
I make this proposal to you, Earth creature!

1223
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,010
Your life in exchange for a green card.

1224
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:03,690
Agreed.

1225
01:20:03,790 --> 01:20:05,850
Provided you can
demonstrate a special job skill

1226
01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:07,400
that no US citizen possesses.

1227
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,180
That should present no challenge to me.

1228
01:20:09,730 --> 01:20:10,830
I have no objection.

1229
01:20:11,090 --> 01:20:12,300
Good! Move!

1230
01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:27,100
Good evening, Mr. Conehead, Mrs. Conehead.

1231
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,290
Good evening, Ronnie. Welcome. Enter.

1232
01:20:32,130 --> 01:20:33,630
You look handsome, yet uncomfortable,

1233
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,510
in your pubescent ceremonial garb.

1234
01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:39,830
Yeah. You mean my tux, right?

1235
01:20:39,850 --> 01:20:40,460
Correct.

1236
01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:43,080
Connie is completing
her beautification ritual.

1237
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:44,120
I will summon her.

1238
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:46,600
Ronnie,

1239
01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:48,580
may I have 55 words with you?

1240
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:53,150
The frightening statistics of young earthlings

1241
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,420
mangling themselves in
internal-combustion vehicles

1242
01:20:55,430 --> 01:20:56,560
on the night of prom ritual

1243
01:20:56,570 --> 01:20:59,220
makes me insist that we use
maximum safety awareness.

1244
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,120
Return at the predesignated time coordinates

1245
01:21:01,130 --> 01:21:04,600
and in fact, take my car.

1246
01:21:04,890 --> 01:21:06,370
Its reinforced alloy superstructure

1247
01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:09,190
is far superior to that
of your rusted-out shit box.

1248
01:21:10,140 --> 01:21:12,600
Gee, thanks, Mr. Conehead.

1249
01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:17,850
Hi, Ronnie. Hi, Daddy.

1250
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:30,480
This is for you.

1251
01:21:31,030 --> 01:21:32,020
Thanks.

1252
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,780
Present yourselves for image emulsification.

1253
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,340
Say "lactate extract of hoofed mammals."

1254
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:53,960
- Cheese.
- Cheese.

1255
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:56,930
Excellent!

1256
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,530
Good night, Mr. And Mrs. Conehead.

1257
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,510
Good night.

1258
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,500
Good night.

1259
01:22:05,750 --> 01:22:07,560
Night!

1260
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,650
Ah, memories.

1261
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:18,740
We will enjoy them.