1 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,415 [ Barking ] 2 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:44,740 [ Boy ] THIS IS WHERE IT BEGINS. TWO ATOMS OF HYDROGEN BOND... 3 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:48,222 WITH A SINGLE ATOM OF OXYGEN TO FORM H2O, 4 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:50,311 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WATER. 5 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:54,097 THEN, IF ALL GOES WELL, THE TEMPERATURE DROPS BELOW FREEZING, 6 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:57,883 THE WATER CRYSTALLIZES, AND A PRETTY BRILLIANT THING HAPPENS. 7 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,503 [ Wind Whistling ] 8 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:12,768 IF YOU ASK ME, THE MIRACLE ISN'T HOW EACH SNOWFLAKE IS PERFECTLY FORMED. 9 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:16,815 THEREAL WINTER MIRACLE IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN AFTERWARDS. 10 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,775 IT'S CALLED A SNOW DAY. 11 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,910 IT'S A DAY KIDS LIVE FOR. 12 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:31,047 SCHOOLS CLOSE, ROADS DISAPPEAR, GROWN MEN WEEP. 13 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:35,312 MY SISTER NATALIE SAYS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON A SNOW DAY. 14 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:38,794 THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF THOSE DAYS-- 15 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:43,799 A DAY THAT CHANGED THE LIVES OF ME AND MY FAMILY... FOREVER. 16 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,772 [ Speaks Hawaiian ] 17 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:06,300 IN HAWAIIAN, THAT MEANS "THE HANDS TELL A STORY." [ Chuckles ] 18 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:09,955 AND THESE HANDS ARE SAYING "HAPPY, SUNNY FUN TIME," 19 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:15,657 AS EVEN MORE UNSEASONABLY WARM WEATHER WIGGLES ITS WAY INTO OUR AREA. 20 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,313 BACK TO YOU, PHYLLIS. HOT WEATHER AND A HOT BODY-- 21 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,618 WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR ? 22 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:23,186 "MAHUNNA OWI," PHYLLIS. 23 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:28,278 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE STORY OF A SYRACUSE MAN WHO SUED HIMSELF AND WON. 24 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:31,760 "MAHUNNA OWI" ? IT MEANS "KISS MY BUTT." 25 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:34,806 YOU WERE GREAT. RELAX.I'M A METEOROLOGIST, TINA. 26 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,200 LAST TIME I CHECKED, METEOROLOGISTS WORE PANTS. 27 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:41,596 WELL, THE LAST TIME ICHECKED, WE WERE NUMBER THREE IN A THREE-STATION MARKET. 28 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,686 THEREFORE, WEAR THE SKIRT OR HIT THE BRICKS. [ Scoffs ] 29 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:48,124 TOM, I KNOW THIS IS HARD ON YOUR DIGNITY. 30 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,387 UNLESS WE FIND A WAY TO BEAT... CHAD SYMMONZ, 31 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:55,087 HEY, YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE ? COME ON. WE'RE STUCK. 32 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:59,179 CLIMB ABOARD AS WE-- WHOA-- DIP DOWN UNDERNEATH THE CLOUDS... 33 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,876 FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE CHANNEL 10 34 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,095 [ Echoing ] THREE-D "DOPELER" RADAR. 35 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,576 IT'S DOPPLERRADAR, YOU MORON. 36 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:08,710 FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM, FROM THE SIDE TO THE SIDE. 37 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:11,452 IF YOU WANNA WEAR PANTS, GET CHAD SYMMONZ' RATINGS. 38 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,803 WOW, WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ? RIGHT HERE IN SYRACUSE... 39 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,414 WE'RE GONNA BE ROCKIN' THE OLD CASBAH WITH-- GET THIS-- 40 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:21,331 WOW, 60 DEGREES ! WELL, IF YOU-- 41 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,899 [ Man On Radio ] IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, HERE'S TODAY'S WACKY-- 42 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:27,032 [ Boy Narrating ] WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THOSE FREAKISHLY WARM WINTERS... 43 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:30,862 THAT ARE PRETTY POPULAR AMONG-- WELL, FREAKS. 44 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,690 OH, YEAH. 45 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,388 WHOA ! 46 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,957 MEET PRINCIPAL KEN WEAVER, 47 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:42,831 THE MAN WHO WAS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY KID'S WINTER HIT PARADE. 48 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,746 WHAT ? 49 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,359 MAN, OH, MAN OF LA MANCHA ! 50 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:52,928 PRINCIPAL WEAVER ? YOU HIT PRINCIPAL WEAVER ! 51 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:59,630 [ Shouting ] IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT ? IS IT ? 52 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,458 WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS ? 53 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,243 [ Radio ] ♪ WE'RE HAVIN' A HEAT WAVE 54 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,288 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO SNOW FOR YOU OH, THERE'S NO SNOW FOR YOU ♪ 55 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,072 ♪ A TROPICAL HEAT WAVE♪♪ 56 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:11,251 ♪ NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES FOR ME OH, YOU'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL ♪ 57 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,382 ♪ OH, YOU'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL ♪♪ 58 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,905 THE GUY'S GETTIN' WAY TOO COCKY. 59 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:16,256 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S RUBBIN' OUR FACES IN IT. 60 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:20,912 LOOK AT ME ! I'M AN ISOSCELES TRIANGLE ! BIG TARGET ! COME ON ! 61 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:26,527 THAT CLAM DIP'S GOTTA LEARN THAT WINTER'S NOT OVER TILL WE SAY IT'S OVER. 62 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:30,574 QUICK, LET'S RELOAD. THIS MAN IS ASKIN' FOR IT. 63 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:33,185 THAT'S IT FROM LAST YEAR'S STASH. 64 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:36,276 GUESS WE'RE OUT UNTIL IT SNOWS AGAIN. 65 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,365 IFIT SNOWS. 66 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:42,804 [ Sighs ] IT'LL SNOW. 67 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:59,560 [ Boy Narrating ] WHILE NATALIE WORRIED ABOUT THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE SEASON, 68 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:02,302 I HAD MY MIND ON MORE... IMPORTANT THINGS. 69 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:06,306 ♪ I SEE YOU FLOATING BY ME 70 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:10,788 HER NAME WAS CLAIRE BONNER. WAS I OBSESSED ? 71 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:15,140 LET'S JUST SAY I KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER OF TIMES SHE BLINKS PER MINUTE. 72 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:24,149 INTERESTING. YOU SEE, THAT PARTICULAR DIVE WAS TELLING ME... 73 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,456 THAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE IN HER LIFE. 74 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:30,982 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE BOLD, FRESH, SEXY. 75 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:35,639 HAL, CLAIRE BONNER WOULDN'T SPIT ON YOU IF YOUR HAIR WAS ON FIRE. 76 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:39,208 TO PEOPLE LIKE HER, PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE INVISIBLE. 77 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:44,344 YOU GUYS THINK I'M INVISIBLE ? THEN I GUESS SHE WON'T SEE ME WHEN I DO THIS. 78 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:47,477 ♪ YOU DO IT FOR ME YEAH, YOU DO IT ♪ 79 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:51,742 ♪ DO IT ♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE MINE ♪ 80 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,658 ALL RIGHT, SO I'M INVISIBLE. 81 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:58,358 BUT THE DAY WILL COME WHEN CLAIRE BONNER WILL FINALLY SEE JUST WHAT SHE'S BEEN MISSING. 82 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,709 ♪ THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE MINE ♪♪WHOA ! 83 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:07,192 [ Hal Narrating ] YEAH, SHE SAW WHAT SHE WAS MISSIN'-- ME, HAL BRANDSTON, MR. SMOOTH. 84 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:09,978 [ Laughing ] WAY TO GO, BRANDSTON. 85 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:21,206 MY ORIGINAL IDEA WAS TO STAY UNDERWATER UNTIL I DIED, 86 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:25,080 BUT, LUCKILY, THE DEEP END HAD OTHER PLANS FOR ME. 87 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,400 IT WAS DESTINY. 88 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,408 DUDE, JUST GO OVER THERE AND GIVE HER THE BRACELET. I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE. 89 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,541 DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT ? I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. 90 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:54,936 [ Brakes Squealing ] 91 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:58,113 HEY, BABE, HOP IN. EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR US AT THE DINER. 92 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,158 GO AWAY.CLAIRE-BEAR. 93 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:04,685 WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE ? YOU WON'T RETURN MY CALLS. YOU WON'T TALK TO ME. 94 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:08,863 I TOLD YOU I NEEDED SOME TIME TO THINK.WHAT'S THERE TO THINK ABOUT ? 95 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:12,736 YOU'RE CLAIRE BONNER, AND I'M CHUCK WHEELER. WE'RE AMERICA'S DREAM TEAM. 96 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,999 [ Scoffs ] NOT ANYMORE.[ Students Laughing ] 97 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,873 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ? 98 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,570 HUH ? [ Tires Screeching ] 99 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:47,075 [ Natalie ] YOU HAVE DEFIED THE MIGHTY MELTAR FOR THE LAST TIME. 100 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:51,035 PREPARE TO TASTE THE FLAME OF JUSTICE, FREON. 101 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:55,300 HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU ? IT'S DOCTORFREON-- DOCTOR ! 102 00:07:55,344 --> 00:08:00,349 NATALIE ? HEY, FANGOR ! YOU CAME HERE JUST IN TIME. 103 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,307 GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 104 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,614 WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THESE GUYS ? 105 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,616 THEY'RE NOT TOYS. THEY'RE COLLECTIBLES. 106 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:11,186 IT WOULD SEEM YOUR BROTHER IS SOMETHING OF A NIMROD, IS HE NOT ? 107 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,841 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU, MR. FREON. 108 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,887 THAT'S DOCTORFREON. DOCTOR. 109 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,803 SERIOUSLY-- HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, OKAY ? 110 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:23,111 IF I'M GONNA SELL THESE GUYS, I'VE GOTTA KEEP THEM MINT. 111 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:26,810 SELL THEM ? YOU CAN'T. WE'RE A TEAM. YOU CAN'T SPLIT US UP. 112 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,769 NATS, TEAMS SPLIT UP ALL THE TIME. IT HAPPENS. 113 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:33,513 BUT WHO'S GONNA DEFEND THE UNIVERSE ?THE UNIVERSE'LL BE JUST FINE. 114 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,734 NO, IT WON'T. 115 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,740 DAD, IS IT EVER GONNA SNOW ? 116 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:48,092 OH, I DON'T KNOW, SWEETHEART. 117 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,834 IT'S BEEN TOUGH LATELY. LAST YEAR WAS EL NINO, 118 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,489 THIS YEAR IT'S--EL SUCKO. 119 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,361 EL SUCKO-- YEAH. 120 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,800 RANDAL, IS THAT THE WAY WE EAT SOUP IN THIS HOUSE ? 121 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,589 [ Door Closes ] [ Woman ] NO, I'M SORRY. 122 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:10,680 NO. HE WANTS TO SWIM WITH THE SHARKS, HE'S GONNA LOSE A LITTLE BLOOD. 123 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:14,031 UH-HUH. YES, I KNOW. THAT'S WH-- 124 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,511 [ Gasps ] 125 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,948 I-I'VE GOTTA GO. 126 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:23,432 I KNOW I'M LATE AGAIN. I'M SORRY. 127 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:27,567 OH, I'M A TERRIBLE MOTHER. I ADMIT IT.RIGHT AGAIN. 128 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:32,180 BUT I KNOW THAT IN YOUR HEARTS YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO FORGIVE ME. 129 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,925 AND YOU ARE-- [ All Laugh ] 130 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:41,145 RANDY, CALL SECURITY.YES, SIR. 131 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:44,584 THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S VERY FUNNY. VERY FUNNY.[ Slurping ] 132 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:49,284 SO, WHAT'D I MISS ? I CAN FIT MY WHOLE FIST IN MY MOUTH. WANNA SEE ? 133 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,722 SHOW MOM. 134 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:55,986 WOW. THAT'S DANDY, HONEY. 135 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,511 THAT'S WONDERFUL ! THAT'S COOL. 136 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,992 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 137 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,302 [ Ringing Continues ] 138 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:13,177 [ Ringing Continues ] THIS DOLLAR IS YOURS IF YOU LET IT RING. 139 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:17,399 PLEASE. EASIEST BUCK I EVER MADE IN MY LIFE. 140 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,444 OH, BROTHER. 141 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,623 [ Ringing Continues ] 142 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:28,540 SO, HOW WAS, UH, EVERYBODY'S DAY ? [ Ringing Continues ] 143 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:31,239 GOOD.♪♪ [ Whistles ] 144 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,460 [ Ringing Continues ] 145 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:40,117 I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A SECOND. TALK TO ME. 146 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,818 I GUESS THAT PHONE CALL MUST'VE BEEN IMPORTANT. 147 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:04,968 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 148 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:09,103 ♪ TO COME INTO MY LIFE 149 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:14,674 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 150 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:19,461 ♪ FOR A LOVE THAT WILL SURVIVE ♪♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 151 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,812 WHAT ARE YOUDOING ? I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD COME IN MY ROOM. 152 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,249 JUST... GET OUT OF MY ROOM ! 153 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,520 [ Knocking ] HI, NATS. 154 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,739 HEY, DAD. 155 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,350 ANYTHING OUT THERE ?I THINK SO. 156 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,484 IT'S GETTING COLDER OUT. THE NEEDLE MOVED A LITTLE BIT. 157 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,747 OH. 158 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,750 THAT IT HAS. THAT IT HAS. 159 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,100 MAYBE WE GOT A LITTLE LOW PRESSURE HEADIN' OUR WAY. 160 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,887 [ Knocking ] HEY, GUYS, I'M GOIN' OUT. 161 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,760 GOOD.WHY "GOOD" ? 162 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,110 HE'S BEEN ACTING ALL WEIRD LATELY. 163 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,243 WELL, HE HAS A LOT ON HIS MIND. 164 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,290 YOU KNOW, GIRLS, AND-- 165 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,251 PRETTY MUCH MOSTLY GIRLS. 166 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,429 IS THAT WHY HE'S WEARING A GIRL'S ANKLE BRACELET ? 167 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,910 COULD BE. COULD BE. 168 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:21,131 YOU KNOW, BOYS HAL'S AGE-- THEY LIKE TO EXPERIMENT. DID YOU SAY ANKLE BRACELET ? 169 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,219 MM-HMM. 170 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:27,877 WELL, IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. 171 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,750 OH, I FORGOT ! I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 172 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,013 MOM GAVE ME THIS WHEN I STARTED OUT AT THE STATION. 173 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,189 IT'S SORT OF A GOOD-LUCK CHARM. 174 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,365 MAYBE IT'LL WORK BETTER FOR YOU. 175 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:44,764 COOL. THANKS. 176 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:48,637 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU GUYS HELP OUT HERE ? IT'S STUCK. 177 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,465 [ Groaning ] 178 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,294 YOU GET THE HEAD, I'LL GET THE CROWBAR. 179 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,078 [ Scoffs ] 180 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:59,039 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S OKAY ♪ 181 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,171 ♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪♪ 182 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,217 DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE A PATTERN HERE. 183 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:07,787 I MEAN, THE BRACELET, THE BREAKUP,[ Sighs ] 184 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,572 THE FACT THAT WE'RE BOTH BIG FANS OF WHALES. 185 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,617 WHALES ? 186 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:16,317 YEAH, WHALES-- NATURE'S GENTLE GIANT. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ? 187 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,842 EXACTLY.HAL, YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME. 188 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,628 IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT WITH PATTY KRONE ? 189 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,980 FOR SOME REASON, SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE.[ Laughing ] 190 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,290 NO, I CAN'T GO OUT WITH A LEG-JIGGLER. 191 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,292 BESIDES, THIS THING WITH ME AND CLAIRE-- IT'S DESTINY. 192 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,642 [ Laughs ] ARE YOU CATCHING ANY OF THIS ? 193 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,645 OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT PROOF ? 194 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,126 WELL, THIS IS IT. 195 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,179 [ Thinking ] OKAY, HERE WE GO. 196 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:55,399 [ Exhales ] BREATHE, BREATHE. 197 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,924 EASY, EASY. NICE AND EASY. 198 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:01,318 WHO'S THE MAN ? WHO'S THE MAN ? YOU'RE THE MAN. COME ON. 199 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,454 LET'S GO. KEEP IT MOVIN'. 200 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:12,025 WELL, HERE I COME, BABY, LARGE AND IN CHARGE AND TOTALLY... 201 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:16,856 [ Chattering, Indistinct ]INVISIBLE. 202 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,815 LET ME SEE. NO, YOU LOOK TOTALLY-- 203 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,296 [ Continuing, Indistinct ] 204 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,393 I WISH IT WAS THIS EASY. 205 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,051 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? DAYDREAMING ? 206 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,098 JUST CATCHING SNOWFLAKES.THEY TASTE GOOD ? 207 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,144 MM-HMM.IT'S GETTING LATE. COME ON. 208 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:32,322 SCOOT DOWN. THERE YA GO. TOMORROW IS A SCHOOL DAY. 209 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,108 DON'T RUB IT IN.LOVE YOU. 210 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,284 SWEET DREAMS. 211 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,287 NIGHT. 212 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,203 NIGHT, HONEY. [ Door Closes ] 213 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,101 YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES, MR. SUNSHINE. 214 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,277 [ Air Expelling ] 215 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,456 WHOA. 216 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,372 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 217 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,514 THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, 218 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,691 CAN IT ? 219 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:40,129 SNOW, AND LOTS OF IT, FOLKS. I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, 220 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,611 THIS ONE ALMOST CAUGHT US BY SURPRISE, BUT WE WERE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. 221 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,831 THIS WAS A FAST-MOVING LITTLE SYSTEM COMING OUT OF THE JET STREAM... 222 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,053 DOWN FROM CANADA, COLLIDING WITH THE WARM, SOUTHERLY FLOW WE'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING. 223 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,317 I GOTTA TELL YA, FOLKS, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE BIG. 224 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,194 [ Snoring Quietly ] 225 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,415 [ Groaning ] 226 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,381 [ Murmuring ] 227 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:49,416 [ Shouting ] SNO-O-O-O-W ! 228 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:04,083 [ Reporter ] WITH LAST NIGHT'S RECORD SNOWFALL GRINDING THE SYRACUSE AREA TO A HALT, 229 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:08,087 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TRAVELER'S ADVISORY FOR TODAY. 230 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,394 I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT'S BEEN CLOSED, SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 231 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:15,529 THE FOLLOWING ARE CLOSED FOR TODAY: TITAN TOOL AND DIE, 232 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,836 THE CAROUSEL MALL, THE HEALTH BARN, 233 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,838 FROMLIN'S CORDUROY SHOP, 234 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:24,407 AND, FINALLY, THE WEEKLY POKER GAME AT MY HOUSE. [ Chuckles ] 235 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,236 THAT CONCLUDES THE LIST OF CLOSINGS FOR TODAY.[ Sighs ] 236 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,500 [ Cackles ] 237 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,895 NO, THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO US. 238 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,289 OH, AND I FORGOT ONE. 239 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,599 ALL SCHOOLS ARE OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOR A SNOW DAY.[ Cheering ] 240 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,253 [ Whimpers ] 241 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,778 [ Giggling ] 242 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,435 [ Cheering ][ Weeping ] 243 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:58,180 NO SCHOOL. NO SCHOOL. NO SCHOOL ! 244 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,269 WHOO ! NO SCHOOL. 245 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,446 [ Sighs ] SNOW DAY. 246 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:07,189 SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY, SNOW DAY, SNOW DAY ! 247 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:10,540 SNOW DAY ! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, HAL ! 248 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,719 [ Rumbling ] OH, NO. 249 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:21,508 [ Rumbling Continues ] 250 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,087 [ Chattering, Yelling ] 251 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,264 [ Hal Narrating ] NO MATTER HOW BRAVE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE, 252 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:42,311 JUST HEARING HIS NAME COULD MAKE YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN FLORIDA. 253 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,835 SNOWPLOWMAN ! 254 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:49,666 TO ADULTS HE WAS JUST SOME CREEPY GUY WITH A PLOW NAMED "DARLING CLEMENTINE." 255 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,669 BUT TO US, HE'S A SNOW-DAY ASSASSIN, 256 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,978 A MAN IN SERIOUS NEED OF A GOOD FLOSSING. 257 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,203 [ Screaming ] LEGEND HAS IT HIS TIRE CHAINS ARE MADE... 258 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,989 FROM THE BRACES OF KIDS WHO DIDN'T GET OUT OF HIS WAY. 259 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:11,340 [ Sniffles ] THEY SAY THE ONLY THING HIS HEART REALLY LOVES... 260 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,343 IS HIS BIRD, TRUDY. [ Squawking ] 261 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,650 [ Cooing ] 262 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:22,133 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ![ Screaming ] 263 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,832 [ Honking ][ Whooping ] 264 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,790 [ Laughing ] 265 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,053 [ Screaming ] 266 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,446 NO-O-O-O ! 267 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,501 I REALLY DON'T LIKE HIM. 268 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,286 HE'S NOT A FUN GUY. 269 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,593 HE'S GOTTA BE STOPPED-- TODAY. 270 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:50,074 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HAL ? WE SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE THE YEAR, DIDN'T WE ? 271 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:54,296 UH, NATS--THE PRIZE-- THE LEGENDARY SECOND SNOW DAY. 272 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:58,692 THINK OF IT, HAL-- TWO IN A ROW. WE'VE NEVER HAD TWO IN A ROW BEFORE. 273 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,608 SORRY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHIN' I GOTTA DO. 274 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,785 "CLAIRE BONNER" ? WHO'S SHE ? 275 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,918 JUST THIS GIRL. YOU DON'T KNOW HER.WAIT A SECOND. 276 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,965 YOU'RE GONNA WASTE A SNOW DAY ON SOME GIRL ? 277 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:14,098 LOOK, TOMORROW EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO NORMAL. 278 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:17,101 AND WHEN IT DOES, I'LL JUST BE ONE OF A MILLION GUYS... 279 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,930 WISHING THAT CLAIRE BONNER WAS THEIR GIRLFRIEND. 280 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,411 BUT TODAY, MAYBE I CAN CHANGE THAT. 281 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:25,284 BUT WE'RE A TEAM.YEAH, AND WE ALWAYS WILL BE. 282 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,721 BUT I GOTTA GO SOLO TODAY, ALL RIGHT ? 283 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:30,637 THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY. 284 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,294 OH, COME ON, MOM. GIVE ME A BREAK. 285 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,122 THERE'S NO WAY I CAN STAY HOME.IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVING YOU A BREAK. 286 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,691 OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. WE'LL LEAVE RANDY HERE BY HIMSELF. 287 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,612 [ Growling ] 288 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,356 BRIEFCASE-- CHECK. 289 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,011 COMMUTER MUG-- CHECK. 290 00:21:57,054 --> 00:22:00,841 LUCKY TROLL DOLL-- CHECK. 291 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:03,583 LOOK OUT, ASIAN CARBONATED BEVERAGE MARKET, 292 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,150 HERE COMES TROUBLE. 293 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,565 DON'T WORRY MOM. THERE'LL BE OTHER WORK DAYS. 294 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:32,438 [ Hal Narrating ] I DIDN'T FEEL TOO BAD. MOM MAY HAVE LOST THE CHANCE... 295 00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,355 TO SWIM WITH THE SHARKS, BUT SHE GAINED A LITTLE QUALITY TIME. 296 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,400 [ Growling ] 297 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:42,665 CLEAN MOMMY'S COAT. GOOD. OKAY. OKAY. 298 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,282 AS FOR ME-- [ Kids Shouting ] 299 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:54,895 WELL, I STOOD ON THE THRESHOLD OF A BRAVE NEW WORLD. 300 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:14,915 [ Grumbling ] WINTER WONDERLAND, MY BUTT ! 301 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:20,137 HEY. BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT, MR. OGELTHORP ?OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 302 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:24,359 "NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR--" WHAT'S THE LAST ONE, MR. HEBERT ? 303 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:28,581 [ Chuckles ]EVERYBODY MAKES FUN OF THE MAILMAN. 304 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:50,124 OH, GREAT. THAT'S JUST GREAT. 305 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:54,868 WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF MY CAR-- 306 00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:57,479 MY OWN LITTLE BLUE CAR. 307 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,874 TODAY IS REALLY, 308 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:04,355 [ Groaning ] REALLY... SHAPIN' UP. 309 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,270 ♪♪ [ Short Whistle ] 310 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,975 ♪♪ [ Short Whistle ] 311 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,982 [ Grunts ] 312 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,683 IF YOU KIDS THINK-- 313 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,469 BECAUSE I'M NOT-- 314 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,604 YOU KIDS WANNA PLAY ROUGH ? 315 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,954 I INVENTED ROUGH ! 316 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,654 I-- AGH ! 317 00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,743 [ Panting ] 318 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,355 MUST... MUSTER THE COURAGE... OF TEN PRINCIPALS. 319 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:50,140 MUST GET HOME. 320 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:53,622 I-- AGH ! 321 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,190 OOH-- NOW ! 322 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:06,548 NO. NO. NO-O-O-O ! 323 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,640 NO-O-O-O ! 324 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:14,251 NO-O-O-O ! 325 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,820 [ Yells ] 326 00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:20,606 YOU'VE GOT THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD COW.OH, YEAH ? 327 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:24,610 BUT YET IT WOULD SEEM THAT IT IS I WHO HAS THE OXYGEN-DEPRIVING SLEEPER HOLD. 328 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:25,741 OKAY. OKAY ! 329 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:28,744 [ Laughing ] YOU WIN. 330 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:33,662 HEY, I WONDER IF IN HAWAII, INSTEAD OF SNOW DAYS, THEY HAVE "LAVA DAYS." 331 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:37,884 YEAH, I HEARD IN LOS ANGELES THEY GET OFF ON BAD HAIR DAYS.I HEARD THAT. 332 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,365 HEY, YOU KNOW, 333 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:47,110 THE PROBLEM WITH SNOW ANGELS IS THAT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT ONE. 334 00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:51,071 THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE THAT HANDPRINT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU CLIMB OUT. 335 00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,029 COME HERE. 336 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:59,296 [ Grunting ] NOT ALWAYS. IT'S PERFECT. 337 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,255 IT SURE IS. 338 00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,824 COME ON. 339 00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:09,437 HEY. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO TODAY ? 340 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,005 START AN AVALANCHE ! 341 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,137 I'VE GOT A BRACELET TO RETURN. 342 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,836 NO. NO, NO.COME ON, LANE. 343 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:20,622 THIS SNOW DAY HAPPENED FOR A REASON. IT'S GIVEN ME A SECOND CHANCE WITH CLAIRE. 344 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:23,407 HAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA DO ? 345 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:26,454 HUG YOU TO HER CHEST, LICK YOUR EAR AND CALL YOU "BUNKY" ? 346 00:26:26,497 --> 00:26:29,631 OKAY, FINE. MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE, BUT I DO. 347 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:34,027 OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS ? MAN, YOU'RE DUMB ! 348 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:37,900 LOVE ISN'T ABOUT FATE AND MAGIC BRACELETS AND DESTINY. 349 00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:44,167 IT'S ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE YOU CAN STAND TO BE AROUND FOR TEN MINUTES AT A TIME. 350 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,909 YOU'RE A REAL ROMANTIC, YOU KNOW THAT ? 351 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:49,085 THIS IS GONNA END IN FLAMES. 352 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,610 COME ON, LANE. HAVE A LITTLE FAITH. 353 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,916 IT ISA SNOW DAY. 354 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,049 [ Lane Sighs ][ Hal Chuckles ] 355 00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:58,921 ♪ COME ON, COME ON 356 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,881 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ COME ON 357 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,839 ♪ COME ON 358 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,320 ♪ SAY OOH-LA-LA, SASSON 359 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:10,237 ♪ COME ON, COME ON SAY OOH-LA-LA SASSON ♪ 360 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,197 ♪ COME ON, COME ON SAY OOH-LA-LA SASSON ♪ 361 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,678 ♪ COME ON, COME ON SAY OOH-LA-LA ♪♪ 362 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:19,115 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING ?[ Video Game Beeping ] 363 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,640 CHET'S TRYING TO BREAK HIS ALL-TIME RECORD. 364 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:27,210 AH, MAN, YOU BLEW IT !I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO LAY DOWN THE RUG. 365 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:30,649 WE WILL. I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OFF. 366 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,826 WAYNE, I'D BE CAREFUL ABOUT EATING TOO MUCH OF THAT STUFF. 367 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,697 YEAH, MAN. 368 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:38,482 WITH ALL THOSE LAYERS YOU'RE WEARING, IF YOU HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM-- 369 00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:41,355 I DON'T KNOW. IT COULD BE CLOSE. [ Laughs ] 370 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,839 ALL RIGHT ! YOU BROUGHT MELTAR ! 371 00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:49,711 SO WHERE'S HIS FAITHFUL SIDEKICK, FANGOR ? 372 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:53,802 CHASING SOME GIRL. DON'T EVEN ASK. 373 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:56,936 SO, WHAT'S OUR QUEST TODAY ? 374 00:27:56,979 --> 00:28:01,680 YOU KNOW WHAT MELTAR SAYS. "LISTEN TO THE WIND !" 375 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,770 [ Rumbling ] 376 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,861 THAT'S NOT THE WIND. 377 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:11,124 [ Rumbling Continues ] 378 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,274 SNOWPLOWMAN. 379 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,282 [ Screaming ] 380 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,894 COME ON, MOVE IT ![ Squawking ] 381 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:49,423 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. COULDN'T WE JUST GO BACK AND MAKE A SNOWMAN ? 382 00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,861 NO WAY. THIS IS THE YEAR HAL AND I SAID WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIM DOWN. 383 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:57,736 WELL, HAL'S NOT HERE, SO--SNOWBALL, NOW. 384 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:01,000 WHAT DO YA NEED ? I GOT YOUR STANDARD "SLUSHBALL"-- ALWAYS DEPENDABLE. 385 00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:06,179 THE EVER-POPULAR "MOONBALL"-- THE LAST THING HE SEES IS YOU MOONIN' HIM. 386 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:10,096 I'VE GOT THE JELLY-FILLED "SNOWNUT"... 387 00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:13,882 AND THIS ONE-- IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. 388 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:19,061 GIMME THE "SNOWNUT."AW, MAN ! I GOTTA WHIZ ! 389 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,501 [ Kids Screaming ] 390 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,907 IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 391 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,083 I'LL GO WITH "NOW" ! 392 00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:50,484 [ Engine Falters, Quits ] 393 00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:58,622 OH, WOW. 394 00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:25,258 [ Engine Starts ][ All Scream ] 395 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,878 RUN ! 396 00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:41,143 PUT SOME OOMPH INTO IT, WAYNE-O ! 397 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:45,278 [ Horn Honking ] [ Screaming ] NO ! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ! 398 00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:47,715 I DON'T WANNA DIE WITH MY PANTS DOWN ! 399 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,457 [ Screaming ] 400 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,286 HEY, IF YOU CAN'T HUNT WITH THE BIG DOGS, 401 00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:55,854 YOU BETTER SIT ON THE PORCH WITH THE PUPS ! 402 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,900 [ Whooping ][ Squawking ] 403 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:02,948 COME ON, YOU GUYS ! GO ! RUN ! 404 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,169 COME ON, CHET ! GO, GO !I'M GOIN' ! 405 00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:09,998 COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO ! 406 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:12,696 [ Whooping, Laughing ] 407 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:18,224 [ Screaming ] MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN ! 408 00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:24,534 [ Whimpers, Farts ] 409 00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:27,233 [ Whooping ] 410 00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:42,074 [ Squawks ] [ Sniffing ] 411 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,467 [ Woman On Monitor ] I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 412 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:47,949 THE OFFICE IS CLOSED DOWN, AND YOU MAKE ME COME TO WORK. 413 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:51,213 I HAD TO WALK THE WHOLE WAY. 414 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:55,478 LOOK AT MY TOES-- THEY'RE FROZEN, LIKE TATER TOTS. 415 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:58,220 NONA, HONEY, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO ? 416 00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,483 [ Imitates Engine ]I AM COMPLETELY SNOWED IN HERE. 417 00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:03,008 LAURA, EVERYBODY ELSE IS TAKIN' THE DAY OFF. WHY CAN'T WE ? 418 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05,706 BECAUSE WE HAVE WORKED TOO HARD AND TOO LONG... [ Toys Crashing ] 419 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:08,970 TO LET A LITTLE SNOW GET IN THE WAY OF A 42% GLOBAL MARKET SHARE. 420 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,929 [ Sighs ] COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 421 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:14,106 NOW, THE FIRST THING I NEED IS THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORT. 422 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:19,285 THE FIRST THING YOUNEED IS A STUN GUN FOR YOUR KID. MMM. 423 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,289 [ Gasps ]I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 424 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:28,511 RANDY, RANDY, HONEY. RANDY, SWEETIE. HONEY, HONEY. 425 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:31,427 IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR HEAD ? I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE. 426 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:34,430 MRS. HUFFNER LETS US GO OUTSIDE SCHOOL. 427 00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:36,867 I KNOW, HONEY, BUT REMEMBER WHAT MOMMY SAID ? 428 00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:39,522 THE SECOND HER WORK IS DONE WE'LL GO OUTSIDE. OKAY ? 429 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,788 [ Huffs ] 430 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,753 TELL ME A STORY. 431 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:55,625 [ Chuckles ] OKAY. 432 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,497 OKAY, OKAY. 433 00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:01,153 [ Sighs ]ONCE UPON A TIME, 434 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:05,809 IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY, THERE LIVED A LITTLE PRINCE. 435 00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:10,684 MRS. HUFFNER TELLS US THE STORY ABOUT THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY. 436 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:14,993 I SEE. WELL, MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW THAT STORY. 437 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,126 CAN MRS. HUFFNER DO... THIS ? 438 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:21,260 [ Imitates Donkey, Giggles ] 439 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:24,828 MRS. HUFFNER BRINGS IN THE REAL DONKEY. 440 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:27,657 UH-HUH. WELL, 441 00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:30,965 DID MRS. HUFFNER GIVE YOU THAT PAINT SET FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY A WHOLE WEEK EARLY ? 442 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,663 HMM ? IT'S ON MOMMY'S BED. 443 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:38,581 [ Whoops ] YEAH ! YEAH ![ Laughs ] 444 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,497 [ Sighs ]TAKE THAT,MRS. HUFFNER. 445 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,108 [ Chuckles ] 446 00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:45,197 [ Whimpering ] 447 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,852 [ Boy ] COME ON ! TAKE A RIDE ON MY SLED. 448 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,767 [ Grunts ] 449 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:56,425 HEY, PRINCIPAL WEAVER.[ Laughing ] HEY, KIDS ! 450 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:59,298 ENJOYING YOUR DAY OFF ? I KNOW I SURE AM. 451 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:02,736 [ Laughing ] GOTTA GO. 452 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:07,088 I 'M... TAKING... NAMES ![ Both Laugh ] 453 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:10,961 I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT CLAIRE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME. 454 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:14,617 I KNOW WHAT CHUCK IS GOING TO SAY-- "PREPARE TO DIE, WASTE CASE." 455 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:19,361 CHUCK ? HE HAD HIS CHANCE. TODAY SHE'S ALL MINE. 456 00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:22,408 ♪ BABY HOW CAN YOU DOUBT MY LOVE ♪ 457 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,237 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE THE REASON I'M SMILIN' ♪♪ 458 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,718 [ Commotion Outside ] 459 00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:30,720 CLAIRE ! 460 00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:32,592 [ Shouting ] 461 00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:38,293 I LOVE YOU, CLAIRE. I WANNA STROKE YOUR HAIR. 462 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:41,079 [ Commotion Continues ] 463 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:44,734 I LOVE YOU, CLAIRE. [ Snickers ] IT'S LIKE... "CLAIRE-STOCK." 464 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:46,780 [ Chuckles ] 465 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:57,007 BILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ?WORD GETS AROUND, DUDE. 466 00:34:57,051 --> 00:35:00,794 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY WHO KNEW THEY BROKE UP. 467 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:03,927 SOME OF THESE GUYS-- THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ROCHESTER. 468 00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:06,234 HA, HA. WHEELER ! 469 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:09,585 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME. BEAT IT, DIPS ! 470 00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:13,023 GOT THAT, KORN ? NOW, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT... 471 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,505 BEFORE YOU ALL GET FREE PASSES TO THE CHUCK WHEELER HOUSE OF PAIN. 472 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,468 [ Screaming ] 473 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,736 CLAIRE-BEAR, IT'S ME ! 474 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:33,174 REST ASSURED, I WILL FIND THE HOOLIGANS WHO EGGED MY HOUSE-- LET ME UP ! WE GOTTA TALK. 475 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:36,308 CLAIRE, I'M BEGGING YOU ! SORRY, CHUCK. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 476 00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:39,093 [ Volume Increasing ] STAY WITH US, WON'T YOU ? WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK... 477 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,575 WITH A LIVE CHANNEL 6 WEATHER UPDATE RIGHT AFTER THIS. 478 00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:46,274 CHEER UP. AT LEAST SHE WATCHES YOUR DAD'S STATION. 479 00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:49,234 CLAIRE, PLEASE ! 480 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,975 IF OUR THREE YEARS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, YEAH, SHE DOES. 481 00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:54,413 JUST GIVE ME ONE LITTLE MINUTE. 482 00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:00,897 ALL RIGHT, BUT ONLY A MINUTE. 483 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:08,557 WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR. YOU WANTED TO WEAR PANTS ? YOU ARE WEARING PANTS. 484 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:12,257 TINA, PEOPLE DON'T WANT THIS FROSTY THE WEATHERMAN STUFF. 485 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,129 THEY DON'T. I'VE SEEN IT IN THEIR EYES. THEY WANT REAL WEATHER... 486 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,654 FROM THE ONLY GUY AROUND TOWN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. ACTUALLY, TOM, 487 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:22,484 RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THEY WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN JUGGLE FIRE AND MAKE COOL SOUND EFFECTS. 488 00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:26,488 NO, YOU'RE WRONG. PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT WHO PREDICTED THE STORM FIRST. 489 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:29,839 AND WHEN THEY DO, WATCH OUT, CHAD SYMMONZ. 490 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:32,494 CLAIRE-BEAR, 491 00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:35,932 WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY WAS... YESTERDAY. 492 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,065 TODAY IS TODAY-- 493 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:40,546 A DAY TO GO SKATING. 494 00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,507 [ Belches ] WHAT DO YOU SAY, CLAIRE, HUH ? 495 00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:49,511 CHUCK, WE BROKE UP. YEAH, BUT NOT TECHNICALLY. 496 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,948 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. YES, TECHNICALLY. 497 00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:53,820 LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW ! 498 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:56,649 AND THAT'S WHAT KIDS ALL OVER CENTRAL NEW YORK ARE SAYING TODAY, 499 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,868 AS LAST NIGHT'S RECORD SNOWFALL... 500 00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:01,523 OH, HONEY. TURNED THEIR WORLD INTO A WINTER WONDERLAND. 501 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:07,225 I'M HERE AT SLUPPERTON HILL, OR, AS THE KIDS HERE TODAY LIKE TO CALL IT, SUICIDE HILL. 502 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:10,837 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SAY "YEA, WINTER"... 503 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,057 THAN WITH A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED TOBOGGAN RIDE ? 504 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,929 HEY, DAD ! 505 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:20,542 NOW, I'M GONNA ASK MY FRIENDS HERE TO GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE PUSH. 506 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:24,546 I SAID A LITTLE ONE ! NO ! PLEASE ! OH ! 507 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,896 LOOK OUT DOWN THERE ! 508 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,944 [ Continues Shouting ] 509 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:34,252 ♪ COME ON, COME ON AND TELL ME ♪ 510 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,472 WHOA !MOVE IT, EVERYBODY ! 511 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,782 TOM ! 512 00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,828 ♪ AND TELL ME WHY IS IT TAKIN' SO LONG ♪ TOM ! 513 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:49,528 ♪ FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE AND STOP ♪ 514 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:52,574 CAREFUL ! ♪ ANOTHER DAY IN THE SUN I'M HAVIN' FUN ♪ 515 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,750 ♪ BUILDINGS SNEAKIN' UP ON ME 516 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:57,057 ♪ I TAKE A LOOK AT THE SKY A PLANE GOES BY ♪♪ 517 00:37:57,100 --> 00:38:01,235 WHAT IS THIS ? FRANK, PAN OFF HIM. PAN OFF HIM, FRANK ! 518 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,107 DO SOMETHING. DO SOMETHING ! 519 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,980 CLAIRE, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING. 520 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:10,418 MY NAME'S HAL. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW YOU. 521 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,943 LIKE, I KNOW THAT YOUR FAVORITE GUM IS WATERMELON BUBBLICIOUS, 522 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:16,772 THAT YOU CAN'T GO A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT DIVING... 523 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:20,602 AND THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST AMAZING BROWN EYES I'VE EVER SEEN. 524 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:24,824 I ALSO KNOW THAT YESTERDAY AMERICA'S DREAM TEAM BROKE UP. CHOICE ! 525 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:27,566 PERSONALLY, I THINK IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE. 526 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:31,439 SO, TODAY, IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT TO DO NEXT, 527 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:34,660 I SAY TRY SOMETHING NEW-- ME. 528 00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:37,619 IT'S A SNOW DAY, CLAIRE. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 529 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,972 [ Test Pattern Tone ] 530 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:51,981 HAL, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I USED TO WEAR A LITTLE COLOGNE TO GET A GIRL TO NOTICE ME. 531 00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:56,986 I'M SORRY, DAD, BUT IT'S JUST THAT THIS GIRL IS JUST SO-- 532 00:38:57,030 --> 00:39:01,121 YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST--OH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. GETS YOUR BLOOD RUNNING, HUH ? 533 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:04,385 WELL, YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 534 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:08,346 WE METEOROLOGISTS ARE TRAINED FOR THE UNPREDICTABLE.UH, TOM ? 535 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:11,914 YOU MIGHT WANNA LOOK AT THIS. WE WERE TAPING THE CHANNEL 10 FEED, AND, UH-- 536 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:16,745 AND WHO WAS THERE FIRST LAST NIGHT WHEN THE BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY CAME KNOCKING ? 537 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:21,010 WHY, CHAD SYMMONZ, OF COURSE. WHENEVER THERE'S WEATHER THAT AFFECTS OUR AREA, 538 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,926 YOU CAN BET YOUR BOOTS THAT I'LL BE THERE... FIRST. 539 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:28,061 FIRST ONE, MY BUTT ! LIAR ! 540 00:39:28,104 --> 00:39:32,892 LIAR ! WHO WAS FIRST ? WHO WAS IT ? YOU LIAR !NO. NO, TOM. 541 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:35,503 IT'S OKAY. COME ON. DROP IT. WHO WAS FIRST ? 542 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:38,550 JUST ONE. JUST ONE. NO. NO ! OKAY. LIAR ! 543 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:41,509 SO, HOW WAS I ? 544 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:43,468 [ Sighs ] 545 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:47,950 REMEMBER IN SIXTH GRADE WHEN YOU WORE THOSE RAINBOW SUSPENDERS ALL YEAR... 546 00:39:47,994 --> 00:39:51,737 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE SO COOL ? 547 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:55,044 IT WAS KINDA LIKE THAT.I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN', OKAY ? 548 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:57,482 [ Engine Buzzing ] 549 00:39:57,525 --> 00:40:01,660 THEN ENLIGHTEN ME. HOW DOESTHAT WORK INTO YOUR PLANS ? 550 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:07,100 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, HAL ? THEY ALWAYS GET BACK TOGETHER. 551 00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:13,236 ♪ THERE SHE GOES 552 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,544 ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN 553 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:20,809 ♪ RACIN' THROUGH MY BRAIN 554 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:24,596 ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN [ Sighs ] 555 00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:28,991 ♪ THIS FEELIN' THAT REMAINS 556 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:35,563 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN 557 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:39,349 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ THERE SHE GOES AGAIN 558 00:40:39,393 --> 00:40:42,440 ♪ THERE SHE GOES ♪ 559 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,706 WHY DO IHAVE TO BE THE DECOY ? 560 00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,751 I'M THE ONE WHO GOT THE KETCHUP !SHH ! 561 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:53,581 IF YOU DON'T PLAY DEAD, YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD.THAT'S COMFORTING. 562 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:57,672 [ Horn Honks ] HERE HE COMES. 563 00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:02,634 NEXT TIME YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN KETCHUP ! 564 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:05,071 THIS BETTER NOT STAIN MY COAT. 565 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:09,902 ♪ OH, MY DARLIN' CLEMENTINE [ Squawks ] 566 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:14,472 ♪ YOU ARE LOST AND GONE FOREVER ♪ 567 00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:16,909 ♪ DREADFUL SORRY ♪ 568 00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:21,174 [ Squawks ] 569 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:26,135 [ Gears Grind ] 570 00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:28,007 [ Engine Stops ] 571 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,864 HM-HMM. 572 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,958 [ Farting ] 573 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,877 I'M GOING FOR THE KEYS. 574 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,626 UGH. 575 00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,108 [ Sniffles ] 576 00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:45,214 AH, UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 577 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,391 A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA. 578 00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,306 MMM. 579 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:58,619 [ Squawks, Sniffles ] 580 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:04,233 [ Singsong ] HELLO, BIRDIE. PRETTY BIRDIE. 581 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:08,586 YES, YOU'RE A PRETTY BIRDIE. ♪♪ [ Whistles ] 582 00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:12,154 YOU'RE A PRETTY BIRDIE. YEAH ! HELLO-- 583 00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:16,768 [ Squawks ][ Yells ] GO AWAY ! GO AWAY ! 584 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,123 MMM. 585 00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:27,909 CHET ! CHET ! CHET, HELP ![ Yells ] 586 00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:31,260 [ Both Shouting ] 587 00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:35,395 [ Shouting Continues ]HEY ! GET OUT OF MY PLOW ! 588 00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:41,053 NO. TRUDY ! 589 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:44,186 YOU WANT HER ? COME GET HER, DIRTBAG. 590 00:43:44,230 --> 00:43:47,973 OH--THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY ! 591 00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:53,152 TRUDY ![ Grunts ] 592 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,333 [ Wayne Screams ] [ Sniffles ] 593 00:44:00,376 --> 00:44:03,292 [ Continues Screaming ] 594 00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,473 [ Continues Screaming ] 595 00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:12,475 [ Farts ] 596 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,956 [ Whimpers, Farts ] 597 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,742 ♪ LOVE LETTERS 598 00:44:17,785 --> 00:44:23,704 ♪ STRAIGHT FROM YOUR 599 00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:27,926 ♪ HEART ♪ 600 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:32,713 [ Announcer ] OF COURSE, THAT WAS "LOVE LETTERS" BY THE SULTAN OF SMOOTH, 601 00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:34,672 MR. AL MARTINO. 602 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:38,414 WHILE WE'RE STILL IN A ROMANTIC MOOD, SKATERS ARE REMINDED... 603 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:41,374 THAT THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"... 604 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:47,162 THAN WITH A BRAND-NEW PAIR OF SKATE GUARDS, ON SALE IN THE MAIN OFFICE. 605 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:50,513 COME ON. IF YOU WON'T DO IT FOR ME, DO IT FOR THEM. 606 00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:54,169 HOW MANY YEARS HAS HE BEEN PUTTING EVERYBODY TO SLEEP WITH THAT MUSIC OF HIS ? 607 00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:57,477 HEY, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY ? I KNOW I AM. 608 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,828 SO LET'S MAKE THE SCENE, GENE, AS-- WHO ELSE ? 609 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:04,005 AL MARTINO INVITES US TO ENTER... 610 00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:06,834 A WORLD OF FASCINATION. 611 00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:12,057 ♪ IT WAS FASCINATION 612 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:15,147 ♪ I KNOW [ Skaters Chattering ] 613 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:19,499 ♪ AND IT MIGHT HAVE ENDED RIGHT THERE ♪[ Snoring ] 614 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:22,371 ♪ AT THE START 615 00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:25,026 ♪ JUST A PASSING GLANCE HEY. 616 00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:28,421 CHUCK, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? ASK AWAY. 617 00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:31,424 WHO AM I ?[ Scoffs ] YOU'RE MY WOMAN. 618 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:33,687 NO. WHO AM I AS A PERSON ? 619 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:38,518 WE'VE BEEN DATING THREE YEARS. WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME ? 620 00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:41,739 WHOA. HEAVY. 621 00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:45,351 OKAY, WELL, UH, I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL'S A CHIMPANZEE. 622 00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:48,876 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT CHIMPS. 623 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,270 ♪ ALONE WITH THE MOONLIGHT ABOVE ♪ 624 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:56,405 SPIDER MONKEYS ? ♪ THEN I TOUCHED YOUR HAND ♪ 625 00:45:56,449 --> 00:46:00,583 [ Knocking ]MR. ZELLWEGER, PLEASE, IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! 626 00:46:00,627 --> 00:46:03,891 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?OH, MY GOSH. IN THE LADIES' ROOM. 627 00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:06,459 I TRIED TO STOP HER. I REALLY TRIED.STOP WHO FROM DOIN' WHAT ? 628 00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:10,593 "AL MARTINO BITES THE BIG ONE." 629 00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:13,466 THAT'S WHAT SHE WROTE IN THE BATHROOM STALL-- 630 00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:17,992 SOME WEIRD GIRL WITH A DOG COLLAR AND A SNAKE TATTOOED ON HER FACE. 631 00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:20,212 WHAT KIND OF SICKO-- 632 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:24,172 TAKE ME TO HER NOW ! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO-- 633 00:46:33,051 --> 00:46:38,099 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT HAVE BRIGHT RED BUTTS ?BABOONS ! 634 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,885 CHUCK, WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES ? 635 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,191 THEY'RE GREEN, OF COURSE ! 636 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:48,980 A DARKISH SHADE OF GREEN. IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE BROWN. I'M ON TOP OF IT. 637 00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:51,199 ONE LAST QUESTION. 638 00:46:51,243 --> 00:46:54,463 WHAT FLAVOR OF GUM DO I CHEW ? 639 00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:02,950 WHAT FLAVOR OF GUM ? WHAT KIND OF BOGUS QUESTION IS THAT ? 640 00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,648 KID ON TV KNEW.WHAT KID ON TV ? 641 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:08,347 HIM.MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? 642 00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,653 DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND HIS CONTROL, 643 00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:14,657 MR. ZELLWEGER CANNOT BE WITH US RIGHT NOW. SO, 644 00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:17,008 TO CONTINUE IN THE PARTY MOOD, 645 00:47:17,051 --> 00:47:22,100 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A SPECIAL SNOW-DAY DEDICATION TO CLAIRE BONNER. 646 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:29,977 HI. YOU MIGHT THINK I'M CRAZY, CLAIRE, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 647 00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:34,982 ♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 648 00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:46,994 YOU ARE SO DEAD ! 649 00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:51,216 WHAT ? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 650 00:47:55,176 --> 00:47:59,572 HAL, LET'S GO. I THINK YOU MADE YOUR POINT.YEAH. 651 00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:04,359 ♪ PEOPLE SAY WE'RE NOT THE SAME ♪ 652 00:48:04,403 --> 00:48:06,709 ♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE I'M IN PAIN ♪ 653 00:48:06,753 --> 00:48:11,540 ♪ AM I WASTING MY LIFE WAITING FOR YOU ♪♪ 654 00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:14,021 MAKES ME SICK ! 655 00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:16,806 SWARMS OF VERMIN. 656 00:48:16,850 --> 00:48:21,507 DESTRUCTIVE, IGNORANT CRETINS ! 657 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:23,422 METALLICA SUCKS. 658 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:29,950 SNOWPLOWMAN ? I MEAN, MR. SNOWPLOWMAN ? 659 00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:33,040 I WAS WONDERING, YOU KNOW THAT STORY... 660 00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:36,435 ABOUT HOW YOU FREQUENTLY GRIND KIDS INTO ROAD SALT ? 661 00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:39,177 THAT'S JUST A STORY, RIGHT ? 662 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,613 [ Chuckles Nervously ] 663 00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:44,095 YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. NO RUSH. 664 00:48:55,584 --> 00:48:57,499 I'M TOAST. 665 00:48:58,413 --> 00:49:02,287 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 666 00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:09,642 OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR AFTERNOON, MA'AM, 667 00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:12,645 BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE ABLE... 668 00:49:12,688 --> 00:49:15,430 TO TELL ME WHERE I COULD FIND YOUR DAUGHTER ? 669 00:49:15,474 --> 00:49:20,435 NATALIE ? NATALIE BRANDSTON ? WHY, IS SHE IN TROUBLE ? 670 00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:22,960 OH, OH. NO ![ Laughing ] 671 00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:25,701 NO, NO, NO. IT'S AH-- 672 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:29,792 WELL, JUST A BUNCH OF THE KIDS SIGNED UP FOR FREE PLOW RIDES. 673 00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:33,971 OH ! GREAT.YOUR LITTLE NATALIE IS NEXT IN LINE. 674 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:38,279 OH, YOU MUST BE THE GUY THAT THE KIDS ALL CALL SNOWPLOWMAN. 675 00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:43,676 WELL, THE KIDS HAVE A LOT OF DIFFERENT NAMES FOR ME. 676 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,896 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ROGER.[ Sniffing ] 677 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,986 OKAY, ROGER. 678 00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:52,337 IS THAT WAYNE ALWORTH ? HI, HONEY ! 679 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,904 [ Banging On Door ]MRS. BRANDSTON ! 680 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:55,949 [ Horn Honking ] 681 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,473 YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY WAYNE. 682 00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:03,130 HE'S JUST FINISHING HIS PLOW RIDE. 683 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:07,352 [ Honking Continues ] OH, THE KIDS REALLY LOVE TO TOOT THE HORN, DON'T THEY ? 684 00:50:07,395 --> 00:50:09,615 WHAT'S HE WRITING ? 685 00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:13,488 "PLEH" ? 686 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:14,968 PL-- 687 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,797 THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A-- 688 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,843 WELL, IT'S A TECHNICAL TERM. 689 00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:24,499 JUST A... PLOWING TERM. 690 00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:27,720 MA'AM, THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS ON THIS LIST, SO... 691 00:50:27,763 --> 00:50:30,679 IF I COULD FIND YOUR DAUGHTER--OH, SORRY. SURE, OF COURSE. 692 00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:33,595 [ Screaming ] 693 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:34,944 [ Screaming ] 694 00:50:34,988 --> 00:50:36,468 RANDY, RANDY, COME HERE ! 695 00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:40,776 HE GOT A PAINT SET FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. AAH ! 696 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:44,780 OH, HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH. HONEY, COME BACK ! 697 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,612 [ Phone Ringing ] 698 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,227 [ Continues Ringing ] 699 00:51:04,496 --> 00:51:06,889 HELLO ? 700 00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:11,285 [ Natalie ] HELLO, SNOWPLOWMAN. THERE'S SOMEONE HERE WHO WANTS TO SAY "HI" TO YOU. 701 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:13,548 [ Squawking ] 702 00:51:13,592 --> 00:51:16,334 AAH ! TRUDY ! TRUDY, HONEY. 703 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:20,207 ARE YOU OKAY, BABY ? THEY HAVEN'T HURT YOU YET HAVE THEY, HONEY ? 704 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:24,429 NOT YET.WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? 705 00:51:24,472 --> 00:51:28,085 HOW ABOUT WE GET OUR FRIEND BACK AND YOU GIVE US A SECOND SNOW DAY ? 706 00:51:28,128 --> 00:51:31,218 [ Chuckles ]NO WAY. UH-UH. 707 00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:34,526 THEN WE KEEP THE BIRD, AND YOU KEEP THE WAYNE. 708 00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:43,622 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ? 709 00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:51,760 BILL ? 710 00:51:51,804 --> 00:51:55,590 HEY, CHECK IT OUT ! FRENCH-FRY LOG CABIN. 711 00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:59,246 I SEE YOU'RE NOT WASTING YOUR DAY.YOU KNOW IT. 712 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:03,163 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON ? WHERE'S HAL ?THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 713 00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:08,386 [ Lane ] HE'S OFF BUILDING SOME KIND OF SHRINE TO LADY CLAIRE, 714 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:12,607 AND I'M THE FEEB WHO'S BEEN SENT HERE TO FETCH HER. 715 00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:20,485 [ Chet ] AND TO THINK, WE USED TO BE AFRAID OF THIS JOKER. 716 00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:22,617 [ Natalie ] LOOK, HOW EASY IS THIS ? 717 00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:27,796 WE GIVE HIM HIS BIRD, AND HE GIVES US AN EXTRA SNOW DAY. 718 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,843 [ Chet ] I SAY WE GO FOR TWO. NO, THREE ! 719 00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:35,064 [ Natalie ] YEAH ! THREE SNOW DAYS, AND I GET TO DRIVE HIS TRUCK. 720 00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:37,371 [ Laughing ] 721 00:52:41,854 --> 00:52:45,640 WHERE IS THIS MOOK ANYWAY ? HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. 722 00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:09,011 HELP ! HELP ! 723 00:53:09,055 --> 00:53:11,013 [ Screaming ] 724 00:53:11,057 --> 00:53:13,146 [ Screaming ] 725 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,192 HELP ! 726 00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:17,237 HELP ! 727 00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:21,372 HELP ! 728 00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,637 [ Farts ] 729 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,858 WHAT IF I MIGHT ACTUALLY THINK THIS GUY IS CUTE ?[ Scoffing ] 730 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:32,296 WHAT IF YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ON THE VERGE... 731 00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:35,212 OF COMMITTING TOTAL SOCIAL SUICIDE ? 732 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:37,953 HELP ME PLEASE ! I BEG YOU ! 733 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:42,697 [ Screaming ] 734 00:53:42,741 --> 00:53:46,571 ANYWAY, JUST FOR FUN, LET'S PRETEND THAT YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THIS GUY. 735 00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:50,270 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM ?HE'S REALLY TICKLISH. I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 736 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,881 WHAT ELSE ? HE HATES DRUM MACHINES. 737 00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:57,364 OH, AND HE ONCE GAVE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO A BABY CHICK. 738 00:53:57,408 --> 00:54:01,194 REALLY. IT WAS EASTER AND MY MOM GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA... 739 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,762 OF BRINGING HOME BABY CHICKS FOR EVERYONE. 740 00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:06,068 IT WAS KINDA CUTE UNTIL THEY ALL STARTED DYING... 741 00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:08,984 WHICH THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO DO RIGHT AFTER YOU NAME THEM. 742 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:12,249 BUT, ANYWAY, SO THERE'S HAL ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES... 743 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:15,817 GIVING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO MY BIRD. 744 00:54:15,861 --> 00:54:19,734 IT WAS-- IT WAS-- 745 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:32,269 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK. GIVE ME THE BIRD. 746 00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:34,096 GIVE ME THE WAYNE. 747 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,794 THE BIRD !THE WAYNE ! 748 00:54:35,837 --> 00:54:37,578 THE BIRD !THE WAYNE ! 749 00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,580 THE BIRD !THE WAYNE ! 750 00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:42,409 YOU-- LEAVING, NOW. 751 00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:44,759 I'M GOING. 752 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:48,067 BUT, CLAIRE, YOU'VE GOTTA COME WITH ME. HAL'S EXPECTING YOU. 753 00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:54,943 I KNOW YOU HARDLY EVEN KNOW THE GUY, BUT... 754 00:54:57,511 --> 00:55:03,125 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A SNOW ANGEL, AND YOU WANNA MAKE IT PERFECT, 755 00:55:03,169 --> 00:55:05,214 BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE... 756 00:55:05,258 --> 00:55:08,435 THERE'S ALWAYS THAT HANDPRINT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU CLIMB OUT ? 757 00:55:10,437 --> 00:55:12,570 WELL, WITH HAL, THERE'S NO HANDPRINT. 758 00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:15,312 ♪ I HAVE A DREAM 759 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:18,793 ♪ I WATCH FROM AFAR 760 00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:22,536 ♪ WAS NO LONGER HEARTACHED 761 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:25,365 CLAIRE ! WHAT'S CHUCK GONNA THINK ? 762 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:28,325 CHUCK DOESN'T THINK. 763 00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:33,547 ♪ I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE ♪ 764 00:55:33,591 --> 00:55:35,332 THE WAYNE !THE BIRD ! 765 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,422 THE WAYNE !YOU FIRST. 766 00:55:38,465 --> 00:55:41,425 YOUFIRST ! 767 00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:44,210 I SAID "YOU FIRST" FIRST. 768 00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:47,039 SO ? 769 00:55:47,082 --> 00:55:50,999 JUST GIVE HIM THE BIRD PLEASE ! I WANNA GO HOME ! 770 00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:54,089 DO IT SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE. 771 00:55:58,006 --> 00:56:02,228 OH, HI, HONEY, SWEETIE. YOU ALL RIGHT ? ARE YOU OKAY ? GOOD. 772 00:56:02,271 --> 00:56:05,405 HEY ! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, CHIEF ?NO ! 773 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:09,017 LET HIM GO ! 774 00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:12,499 NOBODY MESSES WITH ROGER STUBBLEFIELD. 775 00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:28,036 GREAT PLAN, GUYS. REAL GREAT, AWARD-WINNING, SPECTACULAR-- 776 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:32,824 I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING. YOU'RE GENIUSES ! 777 00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:43,095 YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE CAN DO WHEN HE'S REALLYTRYING. 778 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:57,588 YOU MADE THIS FOR ME ? WHY ? 779 00:56:57,631 --> 00:57:01,548 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL-- A WHALE ! 780 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:08,425 YOU KNOW, NATURE'S GENTLE GIANT ? 781 00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:12,211 BUT, BUT I LIKE ZEBRAS. 782 00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:17,738 THEN HOW COME YOU HAVE A WHALE CHARM ON YOUR BRACELET ? 783 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:20,915 YOUHAVE MY BRACELET ? 784 00:57:20,959 --> 00:57:23,527 WHY DOES HEHAVE MY BRACELET ? 785 00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:26,225 DESTINY-- PURE DESTINY. 786 00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:32,753 OH, NO ! 787 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:43,634 HEY, ZIP, YOU'RE IN LUCK. THE HOUSE OF PAIN NOW DELIVERS ! 788 00:57:43,677 --> 00:57:45,157 [ Natalie ] CHUCK ! 789 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,246 WHAT DO YOU WANT ?CLAIRE-BEAR ! 790 00:57:47,289 --> 00:57:49,683 I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR YOU. 791 00:57:49,727 --> 00:57:52,556 AS FOR YOU, MR. WONDERFUL-- 792 00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:55,646 HEY, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE ? 793 00:57:55,689 --> 00:58:00,302 AHH, IT'S ALL SWEATY. THIS IS CLAIRE'S. 794 00:58:00,346 --> 00:58:03,131 I GAVE IT TO HER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT ?I CAN EXPLAIN. 795 00:58:03,175 --> 00:58:06,700 CLAIRE, WHAT'S THIS DINK DOIN' WITH YOUR BRACELET ? 796 00:58:06,744 --> 00:58:09,311 I WOULDN'T WANNA BE YOU IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES. 797 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:12,750 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET THIS BACK ON YOUR LOVELY ANKLE WITHOUT DELAY. 798 00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:15,448 REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIS FOR YOU ? 799 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:19,974 AT AQUALAND ? THEY HAD THE GLASS-BOTTOM BOAT, REMEMBER ? 800 00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:24,892 THE TOUR GUIDE KEPT TELLING US TO GAZE AT THE EXOTIC WONDERS OF THE DEEP. 801 00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:28,156 ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT YOU. 802 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,204 WHY DID YOU BUY ME A WHALE ? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. 803 00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:37,339 BECAUSE OF SHAMPOO-- SHAMPOO, THE KILLER WHALE. YOU LOVE THAT WHALE. 804 00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:41,518 IT'S NOT SHAMPOO, YOU BLOWHOLE. IT'SSHAMU ! 805 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:43,128 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ! 806 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:51,615 WHOA ! 807 00:58:51,658 --> 00:58:55,009 ♪ SWITCHBLADE 327 808 00:58:55,053 --> 00:58:57,534 ♪ SKIN-TONE BOOT'S ON THE ACCELERATOR ♪ 809 00:58:57,577 --> 00:59:00,362 [ Motors Revving Loudly ] 810 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,496 ♪ SWITCHBLADE 327 811 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:07,935 ♪ ALL JUICED UP LIKE A HARD CARBURETOR SPITTIN' GAS ALL THE WAY ♪ 812 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:10,024 QUITE THE LADIES' MAN, AREN'T YA ? 813 00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:13,593 SAY "HI" TO CRAIG. HE'LL BE HURTING YOU TODAY.HI, THERE. 814 00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:21,340 ♪ OH, SWITCHBLADE 327 815 00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:23,647 ♪ RUNNIN' WAY AHEAD OF THE PACK ♪ 816 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:27,607 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 817 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:31,785 ♪ SWITCHBLADE FEELIN' KINDA LOST, PEOPLE DON'T CUT YOU NO SLACK ♪ 818 00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:33,961 GET OFF ! GET... OFF ! 819 00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:38,313 ♪ BLACKTOP BURNOUT SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ 820 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,838 HEY ![ Screaming ] 821 00:59:43,754 --> 00:59:47,627 ♪ OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT WHEN HE GETS DRUNK HE FIGHTS ALL NIGHT ♪♪ 822 00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:51,413 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND, STEVE. 823 00:59:51,457 --> 00:59:54,112 MAN, I LOVE THIS PART ! 824 00:59:56,244 --> 00:59:57,376 DUCK ! 825 01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:18,919 OH, SH-- 826 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:29,408 DAMN IT ! BRANDSTON ! 827 01:00:31,279 --> 01:00:35,762 [ Tom ] HELLO, SYRACUSE. WELL, WINTER IS FINALLY HERE. 828 01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:38,286 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-- ICE SCULPTURES. 829 01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,941 KIDS A-WHACKIN' AND A-CARVIN' AND A-CHIPPIN' AWAY. 830 01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:46,120 AND, OF COURSE, A BIG IDIOT DRESSED AS A MAGIC ELF. 831 01:00:46,164 --> 01:00:48,601 TOM, DON'T DO THIS.THAT'S RIGHT, 832 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:52,170 IT'S OLD JACK FROST TAKING YOU ON A TOUR OF THIS YEAR'S WINTER JAMBOREE. 833 01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:54,346 HEY, THAT'S SOME CAR, I GOTTA TELL YA. 834 01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:58,480 I'D LOVE TO HAVE THAT THING IN MY GARAGE, WOULDN'T YOU ?[ Chuckling ] 835 01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:03,398 OH, ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT SOME KIDS WILL DO JUST TO EARN A MERIT BADGE ? 836 01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:06,663 OH, GIMME A BREAK. 837 01:01:06,706 --> 01:01:09,753 IT'S CHAD SYMMONZ. WHENEVER THERE'S WEATHER THAT AFFECTS OUR AREA, 838 01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:12,016 HE'S THERE FIRST. 839 01:01:12,059 --> 01:01:15,715 KIDS-- AS UNPREDICTABLE AS THE WEATHER. 840 01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:18,500 MAY I BORROW THAT CHISEL FOR-- COME ON, JUST FOR A SECOND.HEY, LET GO. 841 01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:22,330 HEY, YOU WANT THE MIKE ? TAKE THE MIKE. GIVE ME THAT ! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 842 01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:25,159 I'M TELLIN' YOU. I JUST WANNA DO-- NO, NO. 843 01:01:25,203 --> 01:01:27,379 [ Tom ] COME ON ! 844 01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:28,989 COME ON !NO ! 845 01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:31,426 [ Arguing Continues ] 846 01:01:35,474 --> 01:01:37,737 COME ON ! 847 01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:40,827 [ Man ] WATCH IT ! WATCH IT ! 848 01:01:49,749 --> 01:01:51,403 OH, HONEY. 849 01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:57,844 NO. 850 01:01:57,888 --> 01:01:59,803 NO ! NO ! 851 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:02,544 [ Boy ] NO ! CHAD ? 852 01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:05,722 OH, BOY. WHY, CHAD ? 853 01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:08,855 WELL, THE BEAVER'S NICE. 854 01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:11,684 THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP HERE. PHYLLIS, BACK TO YOU. 855 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,208 [ Sighs ] 856 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:19,170 LAURA ? I GOT IT ! 857 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:22,434 YES ! JUST BE SURE YOU PATCH ME IN WHEN EVERYONE IS BEIJING IS READY, OKAY ? 858 01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:24,871 I'M SO GOOD. YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES. 859 01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:26,525 SEE YA. BYE. 860 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:30,834 OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO. 861 01:02:30,877 --> 01:02:34,489 PROJECT FILE-- OPEN. 862 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:36,753 POWER PEARLS-- ON. 863 01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:39,756 UH, RANDY-- OUTSIDE. 864 01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:42,846 RANDY ? RANDY ! 865 01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:45,196 RANDY ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 866 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,938 COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW ! RIGHT THIS MINUTE ! 867 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:53,900 RANDY ? RANDY, RANDY, WHERE ARE YOU, HONEY ? 868 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:55,946 DON'T DO THIS. DON'T HIDE FROM MOMMY. 869 01:02:55,989 --> 01:02:58,905 COME ON, RANDY. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 870 01:02:58,949 --> 01:03:01,560 SWEETIE PIE, IF YOU COME BACK, MOMMY WILL LET YOU PAINT ANYTHING YOU WANT. 871 01:03:01,603 --> 01:03:05,303 YOU CAN EVEN PAINT MOMMY BLUE. PLEASE, HONEY, DON'T DO THIS. 872 01:03:07,044 --> 01:03:09,089 YEAH, NONA, HI. IT'S ME. 873 01:03:11,178 --> 01:03:15,879 YEAH. FORGET THE VIDEO PATCH. PATCH ME THROUGH ON THE CELL PHONE. JUST DO IT ! 874 01:03:15,922 --> 01:03:17,750 ALL RIGHT, ONE MINUTE. 875 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,665 AAH ! 876 01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:22,886 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ! 877 01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,975 RANDY, STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 878 01:03:25,018 --> 01:03:28,979 COME ON, MOM, SNOWBALL FIGHT ! FIGHT BACK !NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING ! 879 01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:32,896 FIRE ! RANDAL TODD BRANDSTON, STOP THAT ! 880 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,636 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU UNDERSTAND ? 881 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,162 DID YOU HEAR ME ? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I SAID. 882 01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:41,469 ALL RIGHT ! DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL MRS. HUFFNER ? 883 01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:45,386 DO YOU ? IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 884 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:47,127 RANDAL ! 885 01:03:47,171 --> 01:03:50,870 AH ! YOU LITTLE-- ALL RIGHT, OKAY ! 886 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,481 YOU WANNA FIGHT ? MOMMY'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT. 887 01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:58,182 [ Yells ]STOP IT ! YOU'VE GOTTEN BETTER THAN YOU WERE LAST YEAR. 888 01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:01,054 HEY, WHAT'S THAT ? 889 01:04:01,098 --> 01:04:02,926 OH ! [ Laughs ] 890 01:04:02,969 --> 01:04:06,146 [ Laughing ]OH ! 891 01:04:06,190 --> 01:04:08,105 OW.[ Laughing ] 892 01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:11,673 YOU ! I'M GONNA GET YOU ! 893 01:04:11,717 --> 01:04:14,459 [ Yelling ] 894 01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:20,204 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 895 01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:24,251 [ Ringing Continues ] 896 01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:27,559 DOES MRS. HUFFNER DO THIS ?[ Laughing ] 897 01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:35,436 SORRY, MELTAR. I BLEW IT. 898 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:40,006 I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT WITHOUT HAL. I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 899 01:04:40,050 --> 01:04:45,316 [ Meltar ] WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE SEVENTH SON ARE YOU GOING ? 900 01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:50,016 TO THE KITCHEN. I'M GONNA MAKE A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH. 901 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:54,368 TSK, TSK, TSK. WEREN'T YOU GOING TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE ? 902 01:04:54,412 --> 01:04:58,459 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ? I LOST, EVIL WON-- THE END. 903 01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,940 [ Together ] "I LOST, EVIL WON." BOO-HOO-HOO. 904 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,116 YOU THINK I WENT HOME AND ATE A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH... 905 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,293 THAT DAY ON ANDROMEDA WHEN I GOT AMBUSHED BY THE NEUTRON TWINS ? 906 01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:08,774 I GUESS NOT.AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ? 907 01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:13,910 UH, BECAUSE YOU'RE LACTOSE-INTOLERANT ?QUIET, YOU FOOL. I'M TALKING. 908 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:17,957 NO, NATALIE. THERE ON ANDROMEDA, THINGS WERE LOOKING BLEAK. 909 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,959 LIKE YOU, I TOO HAD LOST A PARTNER. 910 01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:22,831 FANGOR HAD ABANDONED ME TO CHASE SOME SPACE BABE ACROSS THE FORBIDDEN ZONE. 911 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:26,226 AND THERE I WAS, UP POOP RIVER WITHOUT A PADDLE. 912 01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:28,402 AND ? STRANDED THERE ALONE, 913 01:05:28,446 --> 01:05:30,796 WITH THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE HANGING IN THE BALANCE, 914 01:05:30,839 --> 01:05:33,755 I REMEMBERED A LITTLE SAYING I LEARNED THE FIRST DAY AT THE ACADEMY. 915 01:05:33,799 --> 01:05:37,803 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. "WINNERS NEVER QUIT, AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN." 916 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:40,066 WHAT ? 917 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:44,070 NO ! IT WAS "WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS SHALL BE CAST INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF DEATH." 918 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,333 OOH ! THAT'S GOTTA STING. 919 01:05:46,377 --> 01:05:49,293 IT'S UP TO YOU, NATALIE. GATHER YOUR FORCES. 920 01:05:49,336 --> 01:05:53,036 ONLY YOU CAN UNLEASH THE RAGE OF 100 SNOW DAYS... 921 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:55,342 THAT COULD'VE BEEN, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN... 922 01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:58,780 IF NOT FOR HIM. 923 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:02,349 SNOWPLOWMAN. 924 01:06:17,669 --> 01:06:20,454 [ Laughing ] 925 01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:24,371 OH, MAN ! I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHUCK. 926 01:06:24,415 --> 01:06:28,201 IT'S ME.YEAH. 927 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:36,340 SO, I GUESS YOU ESCAPED THE HOUSE OF PAIN.OH, YEAH, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 928 01:06:37,689 --> 01:06:41,780 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 929 01:06:44,261 --> 01:06:48,482 SO, UM, TOUGH BREAK BACK THERE WITH CLAIRE. 930 01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:52,051 NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.[ Laughs ] 931 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,400 COME ON, HAL ! 932 01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:56,055 LET ME BRING YOU BACK. 933 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:59,885 "BUT I LIKE ZEBRAS."A MINOR SETBACK. 934 01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,800 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ? 935 01:07:01,843 --> 01:07:04,846 HEY, I STILL SAY I FOUND THAT BRACELET FOR A REASON. 936 01:07:04,890 --> 01:07:08,894 I REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THAT CRAPPY BRACELET. 937 01:07:08,937 --> 01:07:10,548 IT'S NOT CRAPPY. 938 01:07:14,726 --> 01:07:16,510 WHAT ? 939 01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:19,861 FORGET IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER. YES, IT DOES. 940 01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:23,735 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 941 01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:28,870 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED A WHOLE SNOW DAY ON THIS. 942 01:07:28,914 --> 01:07:33,136 OH, AND WHAT MIND-BLOWING THING DIDN'T YOU GET TO DO TODAY ? PLEASE, TELL ME. 943 01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,791 YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.YES, LANE, I DO ! 944 01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:38,750 THIS. 945 01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:52,285 YOU SAID ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 946 01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,725 SURPRISE. 947 01:07:57,769 --> 01:08:02,687 ♪ IF THE SUN SHOULD REFUSE TO RISE ♪ 948 01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:07,779 ♪ AND THE MOON DOESN'T HANG IN THE NIGHT ♪ 949 01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:12,653 ♪ THE TIDES WON'T CHANGE SEASONS REARRANGE ♪ 950 01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:15,656 ♪ WHEN THE WORLD IS STILL 951 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:19,399 ♪ I WILL STILL LOVE YOU ♪ 952 01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:23,011 [ Chanting ] CHAD ! CHAD ! CHAD ! 953 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,013 THANK YOU, SALLY. THANK YOU, KEN. 954 01:08:25,057 --> 01:08:27,146 WE'RE HERE ON WEST BURLINGTON STREET, 955 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:30,715 OR SHOULD I SAY WEST "BURRR-LINGTON" STREET, 956 01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:33,587 WHERE I'M DELIGHTED TO SAY THIS RECORD-BREAKING SNOWFALL... 957 01:08:33,631 --> 01:08:36,764 HAS NOT KEPT SOME OF MY WEATHER FANS FROM COMING ON OUT. 958 01:08:36,808 --> 01:08:40,290 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO FIND ANOTHER LOCATION ? HE WAS HERE FIRST. 959 01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:42,857 WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 960 01:08:42,901 --> 01:08:45,425 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS SNOW, SPORTO ?IT'S GREAT ! 961 01:08:45,469 --> 01:08:47,297 YEAH, IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT ? 962 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,777 KINDA CAUGHT YOU BY SURPRISE, DIDN'T IT ? 963 01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:52,432 DON'T YOU WORRY. IT CAUGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE BY SURPRISE, 964 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:54,956 BUT OLD CHAD, LUCKILY FOR YOU, 965 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,482 WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME ONCE AGAIN. 966 01:08:58,525 --> 01:09:00,571 YOU SEE-- I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING ELSE 967 01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:03,791 FROM THE AREA'S NUMBER-ONE METEOROLOGIST. 968 01:09:03,835 --> 01:09:08,361 WELL, THANK YOU. CHANNEL 6'S TOM BRANDSTON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 969 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:12,060 OR SHOULD I SAY, "OLD MAN WEATHER" ? 970 01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:14,628 [ Symmonz ] THANK YOU, TOM. HIYA, FOLKS. 971 01:09:14,672 --> 01:09:16,369 TOM. 972 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:19,416 THAT STORM REALLY FOOLED ME LAST NIGHT. HOW'D YOU CALL THAT ONE ? 973 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:23,420 THAT'S SOMETHING I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW.JUST CALL IT A HUNCH, TOM. 974 01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:26,162 A HUNCH ? YEAH. THE COLD FRONT THAT CAME-- 975 01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:30,078 I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN'T LEARN IN WEATHERMAN SCHOOL. 976 01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:32,080 I'M JUST KIDDING WITH YOU THERE. 977 01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:34,431 I'M SURE WHEREVER YOU WENT, THAT'S WHEN YOU LEARNED... 978 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:37,564 THE UPPER ATMOSPHERIC SHIFT THAT WE HAD LATE LAST NIGHT... 979 01:09:37,608 --> 01:09:40,611 LED TO THE SUDDEN TWO-POINT DROP IN THE FLEEBER INDEX. 980 01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:43,440 WELL, OF COURSE, TOM ! OF COURSE. ANYHOW-- 981 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:47,052 THERE IS NO FLEEBER INDEX, CHAD. 982 01:09:47,095 --> 01:09:49,533 YOU'RE A FRAUD. 983 01:09:49,576 --> 01:09:53,406 WELL, YOU'RE A JOKE, TOM. A JOKE. 984 01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:56,670 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A FRAUD, 985 01:09:56,714 --> 01:10:01,849 WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY HERE-- WHY DON'T YOU TELL ALL OF US-- 986 01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:04,678 TELL US WHERE THIS COMES FROM. 987 01:10:04,722 --> 01:10:07,028 [ Woman ] YEAH, CHAD. 988 01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:09,030 WHAT, SNOW ? 989 01:10:09,074 --> 01:10:11,816 SNOW. 990 01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:15,254 SNOW. COME ON. WELL ! 991 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:19,302 YOU KNOW, THE ESKIMOS... 992 01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:23,915 HAVE EXACTLY 11 WORDS FOR SNOW. 993 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:26,526 BUT WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, WE ONLY HAVE ONE WORD, 994 01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:30,226 AND THAT WORD IS... "SNOW." 995 01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:34,142 YOU SEE, WHEN THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE REACHES... 996 01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:38,495 ALL THAT COLD, COLD WIND THAT COMES SWOOPIN' DOWN FROM OLD CANADA, 997 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:40,279 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT GOES THROUGH A PROCESS... 998 01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:45,197 THAT TOM BRANDSTON KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, 999 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:48,374 AND IT FORMS WHAT WE METEOROLOGISTS LIKE TO CALL... 1000 01:10:48,418 --> 01:10:51,247 THE WHITE STUFF. 1001 01:10:52,335 --> 01:10:54,162 YOU'RE A LOSER ! 1002 01:10:54,206 --> 01:10:55,773 [ Crowd ] YEAH ! 1003 01:10:55,816 --> 01:11:00,081 COULD YOU PLEASE JUST GET IN YOUR VAN AND GO ? NOW. 1004 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,040 OH, YEAH, SURE. I'LL GO. 1005 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:05,261 JUST AS SOON AS YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHO REALLY WAS THERE LAST NIGHT... 1006 01:11:05,304 --> 01:11:09,090 WHEN "THE BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY CAME KNOCKING," AS YOU PUT IT SO WELL, CHAD. 1007 01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:12,398 [ Man ] WHO WAS IT, CHAD ? COME ON, CHAD. 1008 01:11:12,442 --> 01:11:14,400 TOM BRANDSTON. 1009 01:11:14,444 --> 01:11:16,663 I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T HEAR THAT ONE. 1010 01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,839 [ Everyone ] TOM BRANDSTON. 1011 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:24,671 TOM... BRANDSTON. 1012 01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:29,459 TOM BRANDSTON. 1013 01:11:29,502 --> 01:11:31,591 TOM BRANDSTON. 1014 01:11:36,944 --> 01:11:38,990 ♪♪ [ Radio: Rock And Roll ] 1015 01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:01,142 HOW DID YOU KNOW I'D BE HERE ? 1016 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:04,624 WELL, I KNEW YOU COULDN'T GO A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT DIVING. 1017 01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:07,671 DO YOU WANNA COME UP ? 1018 01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:18,551 [ Hal ] WELL, SO, THIS IS THE HIGH DIVE. 1019 01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:22,381 SURE IS... HIGH. 1020 01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:34,132 SO, "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON A SNOW DAY." 1021 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:37,962 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO ME ON TV THIS MORNING. 1022 01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:41,400 IS THIS THE ANYTHING YOU HAD IN MIND ? 1023 01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:52,106 NO. 1024 01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:56,023 I, I MEAN, YES. 1025 01:12:56,067 --> 01:13:00,071 BELIEVE ME, THIS IS MORE THAN ANY-ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR. 1026 01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:02,203 IT'S-- 1027 01:13:02,247 --> 01:13:05,598 IT'S JUST NOT THE ANYTHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1028 01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:10,342 MAN, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID ? 1029 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:15,956 NO, NO, NOT ABOUT YOU, CLAIRE. ABOUT LANE. 1030 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,828 LANE. 1031 01:13:17,871 --> 01:13:21,527 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I PUT HER THROUGH TODAY. 1032 01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:27,446 THEN WHEN SHE KISSED ME--SHE KISSED YOU ? WHAT DID YOU DO ? 1033 01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:30,188 I CAME HERE. 1034 01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:35,498 OH, BOY. WELL, I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 1035 01:13:39,110 --> 01:13:41,547 [ Hal Narrating ] WHILE MY MISSION HAD JUST BEGUN, 1036 01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:44,158 SNOWPLOWMAN'S WAS NEARLY OVER. 1037 01:13:44,202 --> 01:13:49,468 BEFORE HIM LAY HIS LAST VICTIM: THE FINAL UNPLOWED STREET. 1038 01:13:51,296 --> 01:13:54,212 OH, YEAH. OOH. 1039 01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:57,911 TRUDY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE ? 1040 01:13:57,955 --> 01:14:01,480 ATTA GIRL. THERE WE GO. OKAY, BABY. 1041 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:09,009 [ Laughing ] YOU GOT IT, GIRL. YEAH. 1042 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,989 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, TRUDY. DON'T YOU WORRY. 1043 01:14:32,032 --> 01:14:35,471 NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU THIS TIME. 1044 01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:42,565 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1045 01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:44,828 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FREE PLOW RIDE, 1046 01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:47,657 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR. 1047 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,574 NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY ! 1048 01:14:51,617 --> 01:14:55,491 NO !NO, HUH ? 1049 01:14:55,534 --> 01:14:57,884 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1050 01:14:57,928 --> 01:15:02,846 OH, I HOPE THAT'S "NO" AS IN, "OH, NO, PLEASE, MR. SNOWPLOWMAN. 1051 01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:06,284 PLEASE DON'T ROLL OVER ME LIKE A HUMAN SPEED BUMP." 1052 01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:08,982 [ Laughing, Sniffing ] 1053 01:15:09,026 --> 01:15:13,247 "NO," AS IN, "YOU'VE STOLEN YOUR LAST SNOW DAY FROM US." 1054 01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,511 US ?[ Laughing ] 1055 01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:17,513 I DON'T SEE ANY "US" HERE. 1056 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:21,473 ALL I SEE IS A WHINY LITTLE RUNT WHO'S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 1057 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,084 OH ! THAT'S TOO BAD, HUH ? 1058 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:30,656 OOOH ! OH, NO ! NOW I'M SCARED ! OOOH ! 1059 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,658 [ Laughing ] 1060 01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:34,878 YOU WILL BE. 1061 01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:37,750 LISTEN TO THE WIND ! 1062 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:41,537 [ Howling Sound ] 1063 01:15:48,631 --> 01:15:50,633 THAT'S NOT THE WIND. 1064 01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:54,027 [ Imitating Wind Howling ] 1065 01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:08,651 [ Howling Continues ] 1066 01:16:17,007 --> 01:16:19,705 [ Howling Continues ] 1067 01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:23,666 [ Chanting ] SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! 1068 01:16:23,709 --> 01:16:25,668 SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! 1069 01:16:25,711 --> 01:16:27,887 SNOW DAY ! SNOW DAY ! 1070 01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:30,281 [ Chanting Continues ] 1071 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:32,283 [ Chanting Continues ] 1072 01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:42,119 CHARGE ![ Shouting, Cheering ] 1073 01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:47,951 AAH ! 1074 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:53,173 [ Screaming ] 1075 01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:03,880 [ Everyone Laughing ] 1076 01:17:16,457 --> 01:17:18,634 [ Chuckles ] 1077 01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:22,942 [ Laughing ] 1078 01:17:22,986 --> 01:17:26,816 [ Snowplowman Laughing ] 1079 01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:30,341 OH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST SO FUNNY. 1080 01:17:30,384 --> 01:17:34,606 YOU DIMWITS ACTUALLY THINK YOU CLOBBERED ME. 1081 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,956 [ Laughing ] 1082 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,568 THE TRUTH IS, I'VE ALREADY WON. YEAH. 1083 01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:44,007 I HAVE. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I DON'T PLOW THIS STREET. 1084 01:17:44,050 --> 01:17:47,010 LOOK AROUND ! ALL THE OTHER STREETS ARE PLOWED. 1085 01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:50,230 YEAH ! I'LL SEE YOU IN SCHOOL TOMORROW. YEAH. 1086 01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:51,667 [ Chuckling ] 1087 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:54,670 [ Mocking ] DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU ? OHH. 1088 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:59,152 ACTUALLY, WE DID !WHAT ? 1089 01:17:59,196 --> 01:18:01,415 NOW THAT YOU'RE DONE PLOWING, 1090 01:18:01,459 --> 01:18:05,463 WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT DO A LITTLE "UNPLOWING." 1091 01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:07,857 [ Cheering ] 1092 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:10,729 NO ! NO ! YOU CAN'T TAKE CLEMENTINE. 1093 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:13,993 ♪ SHE WAS LOST AND GONE FOREVER ♪ 1094 01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:17,780 [ Everyone ] ♪ DREADFUL SORRY CLEMENTINE ♪♪ 1095 01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:20,347 [ Cheering ] 1096 01:18:20,391 --> 01:18:23,960 NO ! NOT CLEMENTINE ! COME BACK HERE ! 1097 01:18:25,265 --> 01:18:28,878 SORRY YOU CAN'T JOIN US.NO ! 1098 01:18:28,921 --> 01:18:32,055 IT'S GONNA BE A REAL HOO-HAH ! 1099 01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:37,800 NO ! 1100 01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:39,889 [ Sobbing ] 1101 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:50,290 TRUDY. 1102 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:54,338 TRUDY ? TRUDY ! 1103 01:18:54,381 --> 01:18:58,124 [ Squawking ] AWK ! AWK ! 1104 01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:02,476 ♪♪ [ Al Martino Over Speakers ] 1105 01:19:04,914 --> 01:19:07,438 LANE ! 1106 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:09,396 LANE ! 1107 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,575 HEY, LANE ![ Gasps ] 1108 01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:16,447 HI ! 1109 01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:21,757 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 1110 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:28,589 TO HELP STOP THE BLEEDING, APPLY PRESSURE DIRECTLY TO THE WOUND. 1111 01:19:28,633 --> 01:19:30,896 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ? NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND CLAIRE. 1112 01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:34,421 SHE'D NEVER LEAVE ME. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ? 1113 01:19:34,465 --> 01:19:38,077 WHAT FLAVOR GUM DOES SHE CHEW, CHUCK ? 1114 01:19:38,121 --> 01:19:41,298 LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA TELL YOU. YOU'RE A ZERO. 1115 01:19:41,341 --> 01:19:44,823 YOU'RE NOTHING, A ZIP. YOU GO OUT WITH OTHER ZIPS. 1116 01:19:44,867 --> 01:19:46,956 I'M NOT SURE I'M FOLLOWING YOU, CHUCK. 1117 01:19:46,999 --> 01:19:50,002 I'M CHUCK WHEELER. I GO OUT WITH CLAIRE BONNER. 1118 01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:51,961 YEAH ? WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY. 1119 01:20:01,318 --> 01:20:02,885 [ Groans ] 1120 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,846 [ Hal ] UNBELIEVABLE. 1121 01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:13,547 NATS ?HAL. 1122 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:17,595 OH, YOU TOTALLY SAVED MY BUTT ! 1123 01:20:17,638 --> 01:20:20,119 HE WAS GONNA KILL ME ! 1124 01:20:20,163 --> 01:20:22,948 YOU'RE DRIVING SNOWPLOWMAN'S TRUCK ? 1125 01:20:22,992 --> 01:20:24,863 PRETTY COOL, HUH ? 1126 01:20:24,907 --> 01:20:27,735 REMEMBER THIS MORNING WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T NEED YOU TODAY ? 1127 01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:29,302 I GUESS YOU WEREN'T KIDDING. 1128 01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:31,957 MELTAR AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE UNIVERSE, NO PROBLEM. 1129 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:37,658 UM, I BORROWED HIM. DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T SCRATCH HIM OR ANYTHING. 1130 01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:39,835 I SWEAR. 1131 01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:43,664 IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE BELONGS TO YOU NOW. YOU'VE EARNED HIM. 1132 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:48,017 JUST BE CAREFUL, YOU TWO. THERE'S A LOT OF BAD OUT THERE. 1133 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:50,193 [ Chuck Groaning ] 1134 01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:52,195 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ? 1135 01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:54,806 WELCOME TO THE CHET AND WAYNE HOUSE OF PAIN. 1136 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:58,941 WELL, WE GOTTA GET GOING. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF UNPLOWING TO DO. 1137 01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:00,899 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE. 1138 01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:03,162 OKAY. 1139 01:21:03,206 --> 01:21:06,383 LET'S GO, WAYNE.[ Groaning ] 1140 01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:11,431 HEY, NATS, SINCE WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER SNOW DAY TOMORROW, 1141 01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:14,086 I WAS WONDERING-- YOU DOING ANYTHING ? 1142 01:21:14,130 --> 01:21:18,874 COME ON, NATS. WE GOT A TRUCK TO DRIVE. 1143 01:21:33,323 --> 01:21:35,455 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BRANDSTON. 1144 01:21:35,499 --> 01:21:39,807 JUST WALK AWAY, YOU... CHICKEN. 1145 01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:42,898 [ Al Martino ] ♪ A ROSE MUST BE MADE 1146 01:21:42,941 --> 01:21:45,552 ♪ WITH THE SUN AND THE RAIN 1147 01:21:45,596 --> 01:21:50,383 ♪ OR ITS LOVELY PROMISE WON'T COME TRUE ♪ 1148 01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:54,997 ♪ TO EACH, HIS OWN 1149 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,956 ♪ TO EACH, HIS OWN 1150 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:03,222 ♪ AND MY OWN IS YOU 1151 01:22:03,266 --> 01:22:05,398 ♪ WHAT GOOD IS A SONG ♪ 1152 01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:07,270 LANE ! W-- LANE, WAIT ! 1153 01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:09,925 PLEASE ! WE GOTTA TALK. 1154 01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,839 WHERE'S CLAIRE ? 1155 01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:15,843 OH, DID MISS FANTASY GIRL SHOOT YOU DOWN ? GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE. 1156 01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:18,629 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 1157 01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:21,414 COULD YOU JUST GO AWAY ? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. 1158 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:25,070 WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN ? LOOK, BEFORE, WHEN YOU KISSED ME-- 1159 01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:29,814 HAL, I REALLY DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT-- EVER. 1160 01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:33,774 WOULD YOU JUST HEAR ME-- OW ! [ Groaning ] 1161 01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:35,472 HAL ? 1162 01:22:35,515 --> 01:22:38,866 MY SPINE. LANE, YOU GOTTA HELP ME. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 1163 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:41,565 [ Groaning ] 1164 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:45,699 YOU'RE PATHETIC.AHH ! 1165 01:22:45,743 --> 01:22:48,833 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD COW. 1166 01:22:48,876 --> 01:22:50,791 [ Laughing ] 1167 01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:58,974 HAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? WHAT IS ALL THIS ? 1168 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:04,283 WASN'T IT YOU WHO SAID TRUE LOVE IS ALL ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE... 1169 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:07,460 YOU CAN STAND TO BE AROUND FOR TEN MINUTES AT A TIME ? 1170 01:23:07,504 --> 01:23:10,115 YEAH. 1171 01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:13,118 YOU GOT TEN MINUTES ? 1172 01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:28,525 [ Hal Narrating ] YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW HOW 1173 01:23:28,568 --> 01:23:30,831 A SNOW DAY IS GOING TO TURN OUT, 1174 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:35,358 BUT BY THE TIME THE SUN GOES DOWN, YOU MIGHT BE AMAZED TO DISCOVER... 1175 01:23:35,401 --> 01:23:39,710 YOU GOT TO WEAR PANTS AGAIN, 1176 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:42,321 YOU GOT YOUR LIFE BACK... YES ! YES ! 1177 01:23:44,715 --> 01:23:47,109 OR NOT. 1178 01:23:47,152 --> 01:23:52,418 AND IN THE END, YOU MIGHT EVEN DISCOVER THAT YOU SAVED THE UNIVERSE... 1179 01:23:52,462 --> 01:23:54,681 AND GOT A SECOND SNOW DAY. 1180 01:23:54,725 --> 01:23:57,249 SO, EVEN THOUGH THE SNOW WILL MELT, THE SCHOOLS WILL OPEN... 1181 01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:59,382 AND EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL, 1182 01:23:59,425 --> 01:24:03,168 THE MIRACLE THAT BEGAN WITH A SINGLE PERFECT SNOWFLAKE... 1183 01:24:03,212 --> 01:24:05,736 WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. 1184 01:24:11,002 --> 01:24:13,439 [ Hysterical ] I'M HOME ! I'M HOME. 1185 01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:16,051 I MADE IT. I MADE IT INSIDE. 1186 01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,314 MY OWN HOME ! 1187 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,274 WHY ? OH, WHY ? 1188 01:24:22,318 --> 01:24:26,191 OH, DON'T ! 1189 01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:34,286 CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. LOS ANGELES 1190 01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:46,472 ♪ I THINK THAT IT'S TIME THAT I SHOULD JUST LET YOU GO ♪ 1191 01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:52,783 ♪ SO I'LL TELL IT TO YOUR FACE INSTEAD OF TELL IT TO YOU ON THE PHONE ♪ 1192 01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:57,048 ♪ YOU SEE I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SPECIAL, BABY 1193 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,615 ♪ SOMETHING UNIQUE 1194 01:24:58,658 --> 01:25:02,140 ♪ BUT LATELY I'VE COME TO FIND ♪ 1195 01:25:02,184 --> 01:25:07,537 ♪ THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN MY HEART OR MIND ♪ 1196 01:25:09,582 --> 01:25:13,499 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S OKAY ♪ 1197 01:25:13,543 --> 01:25:17,460 ♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY 1198 01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:22,943 ♪ AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO JUST MOVE ON ♪ 1199 01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:28,906 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S OKAY ♪ 1200 01:25:28,949 --> 01:25:32,431 ♪ I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HEAR ME SAY ♪ 1201 01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:38,959 ♪ THAT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE ♪ 1202 01:25:39,003 --> 01:25:42,093 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ME NO, NO ♪ 1203 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:45,792 ♪ JUST A LITTLE TROPHY HANGING ON YOUR ARM ♪ 1204 01:25:45,836 --> 01:25:48,926 ♪ SO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SEE YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 1205 01:25:48,969 --> 01:25:52,277 ♪ BUT I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SO CLEARLY ♪ 1206 01:25:52,321 --> 01:25:56,934 ♪ BUT BABY, BABY THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME ♪ 1207 01:25:56,977 --> 01:26:01,417 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY ♪ 1208 01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:09,381 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY ♪ 1209 01:26:09,425 --> 01:26:11,383 ♪ YOU NEVER LOVED ME 1210 01:26:11,427 --> 01:26:17,563 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT 1211 01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:24,179 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT 1212 01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:26,790 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1213 01:26:34,885 --> 01:26:39,585 ♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR HEART LYING OPEN ♪ 1214 01:26:39,629 --> 01:26:43,285 ♪ I DON'T CLOSE IT BACK UP 1215 01:26:43,328 --> 01:26:45,939 ♪ BUT I JUMP ON IN 1216 01:26:45,983 --> 01:26:52,468 ♪ I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ♪ 1217 01:26:52,511 --> 01:26:56,950 ♪ NO, I 1218 01:27:01,259 --> 01:27:05,611 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 1219 01:27:09,572 --> 01:27:14,533 ♪ I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I KNOW YOUR NAME ♪ 1220 01:27:14,577 --> 01:27:17,841 ♪ I KNOW YOUR PASSWORD 1221 01:27:17,884 --> 01:27:22,367 ♪ AND YOUR CLAIM TO FAME 1222 01:27:22,411 --> 01:27:25,805 ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, BOY ♪ 1223 01:27:25,849 --> 01:27:28,591 ♪ MOST ALL THE TIME 1224 01:27:28,634 --> 01:27:31,898 ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING YEAH ♪ 1225 01:27:31,942 --> 01:27:36,425 ♪ AND WHO YOU SHOULD BE KISSING ♪ 1226 01:27:39,123 --> 01:27:42,344 ♪ AND IT'S NOT HER 1227 01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:48,480 ♪ AND IT'S NOT HER 1228 01:27:53,703 --> 01:27:57,620 ♪ SOMETIMES I THINK 1229 01:27:57,663 --> 01:28:00,275 ♪ IF YOU OPENED YOUR EYES AND LOOKED ♪ 1230 01:28:00,318 --> 01:28:03,408 ♪ THAT YOU WOULD FIND ME 1231 01:28:03,452 --> 01:28:07,499 ♪ RIGHT HERE 1232 01:28:12,678 --> 01:28:17,509 ♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR HEART LYING OPEN ♪ 1233 01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:21,208 ♪ I DON'T CLOSE IT BACK UP 1234 01:28:21,252 --> 01:28:23,950 ♪ BUT I JUMP ON IN 1235 01:28:23,994 --> 01:28:30,305 ♪ I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ♪ 1236 01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:34,091 ♪ NO, I 1237 01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:43,318 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 1238 01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:48,758 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 1239 01:28:51,587 --> 01:28:55,591 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪♪