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[Samba music plays]

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♪ Unh!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Do it, yeah!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Do it, yeah!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Do it, yeah!

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♪ Hey!

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[Singing in Spanish]

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♪ Go away

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♪ won't you
just go away? ♪

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♪ Go away

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♪ don't you
come back one day ♪

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♪ just go
away now ♪

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♪ and take this stuff

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♪ all of your
precious things ♪

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♪ leave right now

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♪ know what
tomorrow brings ♪

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♪ just go
away now ♪

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♪ stay away

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♪ won't you
please stay away? ♪

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♪ Live your life

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♪ live it real
far away ♪

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♪ just go
away now ♪

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♪ save yourself

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♪ no way to get it all

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♪ look around

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♪ the writing
is on the wall ♪

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♪ just go
away now ♪

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♪ awwww!

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[Horns honk]

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Do it, yeah!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Do it, yeah!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Do it, yeah!

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♪ Hey!

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Whoa!

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♪ Go away

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♪ won't you
just go away? ♪

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♪ Go away

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♪ don't you come
back one day ♪

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♪ just go
away now ♪

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♪ take your stuff

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♪ all of
your precious things ♪

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♪ leave right now

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hi.
hi.

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♪ And know what
tomorrow brings ♪

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♪ just walk
away now ♪

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♪ and when you go

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♪ I won't
miss you at all ♪

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♪ and when you go

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♪ I'll be having a ball

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hey, morning,
Sarah.

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♪ You will see

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♪ thoughts of you

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♪ won't ever cross
my mind ♪

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[Tires screech]

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Watch it, lady!

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♪ It's just true,
don't mean to be unkind ♪

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♪ but people have
the right to party ♪

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♪ but you won't let them
have their fun ♪

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[Singing in Spanish]

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♪ Toodle-oo,
goodbye, shalom ♪

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Hi, Sarah.How you doing?

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♪ People have
the right to party ♪

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♪ and we're not waiting
till you're gone ♪

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Slow down!

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[Singing in Spanish]

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♪ Fare thee well,
adios, so long ♪

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[Singing in Spanish]

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[Singing Spanish]

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♪ Fare thee well,
adios, so long ♪

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♪ awww! ♪

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♪ Somewhere

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♪ over

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♪ the rainbow... ♪

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Morning.

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You're getting crumbs
on my counter.

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What will be, will be.

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Can I get a
little space here?

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Oh, excuse us!

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Well, get out
of the way.

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Oh, for me? Thank you!

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[Changes music]No, not for you.
Thank you.

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Do we have to listen
to this horrible
jungle music?

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Do you have to work here?
Is somebody twisting your arm?

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It would be bad luck

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if at least one day we had
a real African queen here.

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Stop humping at me.
Don't do it again.

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I still say I should
wear the crown.

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I'm gonna slap the sh--

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welcome to the African
queen. Come right in.

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Thank you.

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Ooh, I love this.

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Thank you.

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[Bell rings]

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O.k., listen up.

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Turn to page 602--

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you're going to find
an illustration

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on blood and the vascular--

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Reuben, enough
with the graffiti.

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Give me your finger.

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Whoa! quit
grabbing me, girl.

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Just give me your finger.

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Aah!

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Aah! you cut me!

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[Laughter]

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Keep it down, gang.

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Something funny?

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Cap and gown fitting
is on the 4th.

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Aw, your mothers.

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Mr. Jackson is pleased
with the turnout for
the condom demonstration.

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Go figure.

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I'm type o.

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♪ O, o, o, o, o

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♪ o, o, o, o, o

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stop, silly.

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When you're finished
with your blood type--

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you are, da dow...

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Ab.

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Let's do it again.

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Why?

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Something's wrong.

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What?

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I'm ab.

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Zora?

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Zora, what's the matter?

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Zora!

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[Singing in
African language]

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Is that good?

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O.k.

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I'm going to--

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mom!

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What are you
doing here?

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You lied to me.

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Before dad died,
you had an affair.

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You slept
with someone else.

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Thank god this happened
while I was here.

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Your blood type is a,
Charlie's was o,

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and I just came out ab.

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Ma, that is not
genetically possible.

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Ohh!

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Look, why don't we
go somewhere

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and talk
about this quietly?

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Ohh!

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Oh. excuse me.

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Take care of this.

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Wait. you don't
have to go anywhere.

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Ma, it was
a sperm bank.
That's undignified.

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Maybe to some people,

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but, hey, I'd just lost
the biggest love of my life.

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I thought maybe I could
make myself another.

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Sit down.

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And I did,
and I got you.

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I never wanted you
to find out like this.

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I really wanted to
tell you before this.

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It's just...
I was chicken.

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And I'm sorry,

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'cause this was not
the right way for
you to find out.

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It's o.K.

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You sure?

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It's o.K.

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O.k.

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You have no idea
who the guy was?

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No.

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I mean,
the door opened,
the tray came in,

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he was this tall.

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Ma!

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What? it was
in a little vial.

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It didn't speak.
How could I know
who it was?

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I asked for the best
they had--

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black, smart,
not too tall...

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All the things you are.

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They made magic.
They made you.

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So you bought sperm.

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Yes! yes!
I bought the sperm.

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Uhh! uhh!

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How much did it cost?
I just want to know.

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Are you going to
buy some?

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No.

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It doesn't matter.
Come on.

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Would you feel better
if it was free--

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somebody handed it to
me on the street and
i used it at home?

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But I could
have a father.

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Let me tell
you something.

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You had a father, and
his name was Charlie.

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And...he was the best.

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He was great.

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Life is great.

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O.k.?

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O.k.

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O.k.
o.k.

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O.k.!

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O.k.

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Are you sure you
even want to bother?

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They can be real assholes
sometimes.

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You don't have to do this.
I'm prepared to go alone.

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No, that ain't it.

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Besides, I might meet
my future father-in-law.

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Tea cake, please.

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You're the one that said
you wanted to marry me.

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But I was 7!

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You was a mature 7.

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Just be my friend, tea.
Boyfriends come and go.

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Baby, I'll come and go.
Where do we start?

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You nasty.

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Take advantage of this.

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I may not live down
the street forever.

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Take the first exit
off the bridge.

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Left. make a left
at the light.

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At some point
you have to tell me
where we going.

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I ain't following
you like some
honeydew sucker.

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You been doing it
for years.

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Are the rules
suddenly changing?

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Just tell me what
the sign on the building
is going to say.

219
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California cryobank.

220
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What kind of
bank is that?

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It's a sperm bank.

222
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It's right there, tea.

223
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For 17 years, I thought
he was dead.

224
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But I have a father.

225
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So you're going to say,
"excuse me, 17 years ago

226
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"a man came in
to make a deposit.

227
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He looked like me,
maybe?"

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Be quiet.

229
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"Could you give me
his name and number,

230
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'cause he's my daddy."

231
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Honeydew,
shut up.

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Can I help you?

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Yes. I have a friend who's
interested in donating.

234
00:10:01,216 --> 00:10:02,347
No, you don't!

235
00:10:02,391 --> 00:10:04,698
He's a little shy.

236
00:10:04,741 --> 00:10:07,701
Surely. for today, he needs
to fill out the forms

237
00:10:07,744 --> 00:10:10,225
and leave blood
and sperm samples.

238
00:10:10,268 --> 00:10:13,533
Only 15% of applicants
end up becoming donors.

239
00:10:13,576 --> 00:10:15,056
If he qualifies,

240
00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:17,711
he'll be paid
$40 per donation,

241
00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:20,713
with no more than three
deposits allowed per week.

242
00:10:20,756 --> 00:10:21,888
Hmm.

243
00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,280
Thank you.

244
00:10:25,761 --> 00:10:28,242
I can't just
go in there

245
00:10:28,285 --> 00:10:31,506
and wrestle with the
bald-headed champ.

246
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What's the big deal?

247
00:10:33,073 --> 00:10:36,250
It's not like you've
never done it before.

248
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That's my business.

249
00:10:38,078 --> 00:10:39,471
Are you ready?

250
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,951
Mm-mmm, mm-mmm, mm-mmm.

251
00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:55,268
[Voice off-speed]
We have magazines
as well as videotapes.

252
00:10:55,311 --> 00:10:58,227
Which would you prefer?

253
00:10:59,794 --> 00:11:03,624
Um, the--
the videotapes,
please.

254
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:21,467
[Gasp]

255
00:11:23,295 --> 00:11:25,645
This way, please.

256
00:11:32,347 --> 00:11:34,785
He'll have to do
the rest alone.

257
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,787
I just need to
use the bathroom.

258
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,789
Second door
on the right.

259
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:39,833
Thanks.

260
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:44,838
Mommy.

261
00:11:48,232 --> 00:11:49,842
Come on, man!

262
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,987
[Man]
yeah, now
we're talking!

263
00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,423
Sorry.

264
00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:07,556
No creams or lotions.
They get into the sample.

265
00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:09,819
Don't grab the sink
during collection.

266
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,038
One man ripped it
off the wall.

267
00:12:12,082 --> 00:12:14,345
We pay by volume.

268
00:12:14,388 --> 00:12:18,000
You must reach the top line
even to be considered.

269
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,131
Damn!

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00:12:20,393 --> 00:12:21,873
Any questions?

271
00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:25,529
Well, yeah. I was--

272
00:12:25,573 --> 00:12:26,617
[whimpers]

273
00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:29,838
How am I supposed
to fill this up?

274
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:31,361
I can't fill it.

275
00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:33,102
[Whimpers]

276
00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,365
Good motility.

277
00:12:35,408 --> 00:12:36,845
[Man]
yeah, it's very good.

278
00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:39,891
Count's up
from last time.

279
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,899
[Humming]

280
00:12:55,906 --> 00:12:57,908
I ain't doing it.

281
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,398
[Woman]
is somebody in there?

282
00:13:13,402 --> 00:13:15,577
[Moaning]

283
00:13:15,621 --> 00:13:18,101
[Woman]
oh, it feels so good.

284
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,102
Ohh!

285
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,409
Oh, god!

286
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,150
Ohh!

287
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,465
[Moaning and groaning]

288
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,952
Oh, this key!

289
00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,217
What are you doing here?

290
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,741
I thought this
was the bathroom.

291
00:13:49,784 --> 00:13:51,090
I'm calling security.

292
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:52,482
I didn't do anything!

293
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,922
Nurse,
i need another cup.

294
00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,271
Zora!

295
00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:59,446
Where you going?

296
00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:01,622
I found my father.

297
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,190
[Moaning]

298
00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:11,762
Heaven.

299
00:14:11,805 --> 00:14:12,763
Hea--

300
00:14:12,806 --> 00:14:13,764
ha ha ha.

301
00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:15,156
Oh!

302
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,811
Up I go. Down I go.

303
00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:20,118
Up I go. Down I go.

304
00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:21,467
Up I go. Down...

305
00:14:22,642 --> 00:14:23,643
Oh, god.

306
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,344
They're getting whiter.

307
00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:32,304
They're getting whiter!

308
00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:34,523
You should bleach
your teeth!

309
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:37,309
I swear it's so cool!

310
00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:39,659
Oh, yeah. Good
idea, sweetheart.

311
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,834
[Smoke on the water
plays loudly]

312
00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:06,163
Ooh.

313
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,339
Rise and shine,
Mr. bunny-butt.

314
00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:09,556
Hmm?

315
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,516
Oh. wait a minute,
honey. There you go.

316
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:15,084
♪ The whitest teeth
in the world ♪

317
00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:17,869
♪ I have the biggest
closet in the world ♪♪

318
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,568
Hello. I'm dressed.
I'm leaving.

319
00:15:21,612 --> 00:15:23,832
Kiss goodbye.

320
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,835
O.k. that's enough.
Step class in 20 minutes.

321
00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:28,271
Bye.

322
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:40,412
[Engine starts]

323
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,378
Ooh. very young.

324
00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:50,422
Very cute.

325
00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:56,864
Hello, there.
Can I help you?

326
00:15:56,907 --> 00:15:59,388
Hi. I'm looking
for hal Jackson.

327
00:15:59,431 --> 00:16:00,868
Well, look
no further.

328
00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,391
Is he inside?

329
00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:04,393
You're
talking to him.

330
00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:06,395
To halbert Jackson?

331
00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:08,875
The one and only.

332
00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:10,180
You're white.

333
00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:11,703
Well, that's true,
darlin'.

334
00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,402
But when we're
alone in the dark,

335
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:17,100
what difference
does that make?

336
00:16:18,449 --> 00:16:20,887
I'm looking for
the halbert Jackson

337
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:25,630
whose social security
number is 540-82-9789.

338
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:27,589
Are you
a process server?

339
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:28,590
What's that?

340
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,418
Did my ex-wife
send you?

341
00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:32,899
God damn it! We settled
that alimony shit!

342
00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:35,205
No more legal crap.
She agreed.

343
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,902
No, wait! Wait!

344
00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:41,123
I'm sorry, but I don't know
anything about your ex-wife.

345
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,647
I'm late.
Don't get me wrong.

346
00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:46,128
I think we got
a connection,

347
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,130
but I got to go.

348
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,264
If you want
to keep talking,

349
00:16:51,307 --> 00:16:53,135
hop on in here.

350
00:16:55,311 --> 00:16:58,445
Make up your mind.
I go to get to work.

351
00:16:58,488 --> 00:16:59,620
Coming or going?

352
00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:02,797
Well, that's a shame.

353
00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:04,276
No!

354
00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,539
Aw, there you go.
All right.

355
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,689
Where do you work?

356
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:27,952
Jackson motors.

357
00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:29,475
"Because real cowboys

358
00:17:29,518 --> 00:17:30,955
"are strong and tough.

359
00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:32,304
"So are American trucks.

360
00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:33,739
"And don't forget...

361
00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:35,915
Hal's your pal."

362
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:37,699
What'd you say
your name was?

363
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:40,485
Uh, zora.

364
00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:41,921
Zora mathews.

365
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:45,969
Are you the lady Daryl's
been telling us about?

366
00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:49,015
I don't think anyone's
told you about me.

367
00:17:58,851 --> 00:18:01,506
Hey, Diego!
Front and center!

368
00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:02,506
Oh, my.

369
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,768
[Gagging]

370
00:18:03,811 --> 00:18:06,597
Lady over there
laughing at the ground.

371
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,685
Ah, women.

372
00:18:07,728 --> 00:18:09,034
Gotta love 'em.

373
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,515
You're late.

374
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,517
Of course
I'm late, Teddy.

375
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,519
Hello, folks.
How y'all doing?

376
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:16,999
Jesus Christ.
A bear?

377
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,522
You said llama.

378
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,003
Bears are really
big right now.

379
00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:23,005
Boris is
getting restless, Ted.

380
00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:25,007
You better
put on your suit.

381
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,530
Now,
this is bullshit.

382
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,533
We've done circus.
You promised me
barnyard.

383
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,012
Who is this guy?

384
00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,536
The trainer.
You liked the zebra.

385
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,016
Hell I did.

386
00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:36,539
You loved the chimp.

387
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,019
Larry? yeah,
i liked Larry.

388
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:40,021
Couldn't drive worth shit,
but I liked him.

389
00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:42,545
The bear's got
to work now. He
hasn't eaten yet.

390
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,025
What happened to--

391
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:45,026
nothing.

392
00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:46,549
The light's
total shit!

393
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,551
We had
a 7:00 call!

394
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,553
Why are we using
this asshole?

395
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,555
I never wanted
to see him again.

396
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,035
We're shooting
a truck commercial.

397
00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:57,560
He thinks it's
gone with the god damn wind!

398
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,561
Hey, Jose!

399
00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,561
Morning, chief.

400
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:01,041
Hello there, Bobby!

401
00:19:01,084 --> 00:19:02,564
Don't give them away.

402
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,044
Oh! red light!

403
00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:05,567
Hey, how you doing?

404
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,048
Green light.
Selling cars
is what you do,

405
00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:10,050
and advertising is
what I do.

406
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:12,052
Will you put
on the suit?

407
00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:15,055
The bear's on the clock.
You're killing me.

408
00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:18,058
Hi. listen, we're getting
40 new trucks in an hour.

409
00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:21,061
Laura's going for take-out.
What do you want?

410
00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:24,064
Three packs of marlboros
and some cheese.

411
00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:25,108
Yeah. cheese.

412
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:30,547
You o.K.?

413
00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:31,896
Much better.

414
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:35,074
Are you the girl Daryl
was telling us about?

415
00:19:35,117 --> 00:19:37,293
Nah, you couldn't be her.

416
00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:40,644
[Grrr]

417
00:19:41,645 --> 00:19:42,777
Thank you.

418
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,083
Uh-huh.

419
00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:45,736
He's done this
before, right?

420
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,303
Stand back, now.

421
00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:52,134
O.k.

422
00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:58,139
I look like my mother.

423
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:04,102
♪ "M" is for the million
things you gave me ♪

424
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:05,103
♪ "o" is-- ♪

425
00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:06,495
Uh-oh.

426
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,628
Oh, look at that.

427
00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:10,108
Shit.

428
00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:11,631
Get! come on.

429
00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,154
God damn it!

430
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,244
Oh, god!

431
00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:20,118
What the hell is this?

432
00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:21,162
Ohh!

433
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,124
I need to talk to you.

434
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,648
Can you help
me with this?

435
00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:32,129
When I say go,
you pull.

436
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,652
All right. Go.

437
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:35,654
You've got Detroit
on line 4.

438
00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,134
Oh, my god.

439
00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:38,657
I'll call back
later.

440
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,138
That must be the girl Daryl's
been telling us about.

441
00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:42,139
Oh, hell.

442
00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:43,662
Uh, listen, Zorro,

443
00:20:43,705 --> 00:20:46,143
I think you're sweet
and everything--

444
00:20:46,186 --> 00:20:47,144
it's zora.

445
00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,667
Whatever. but, uh...

446
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,669
I'm not into this whole
black-white thing.

447
00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:53,150
I got a commercial to shoot.

448
00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:55,151
Let's stay in touch.
Ciao.

449
00:20:55,194 --> 00:20:57,675
It's really important!
Will you just listen?

450
00:20:57,718 --> 00:20:59,285
I'll listen to you.

451
00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:01,287
Does this
make us ready?

452
00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:02,810
What, he's
wearing this?

453
00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:04,812
What the hell
is this?

454
00:21:04,856 --> 00:21:06,292
Here. hold that.

455
00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:08,686
Ready to run
a rehearsal, everybody!

456
00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:11,036
Hal, you got
to meet the bear.

457
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,690
Hello, bear.
I'm hal Jackson.

458
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:14,518
Whoa!
Jesus lord!

459
00:21:14,561 --> 00:21:15,997
[Grrr]

460
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,216
Whoa!

461
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,217
Down, Boris.

462
00:21:18,261 --> 00:21:20,045
Good boy, Boris.

463
00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:21,525
Now pay attention.

464
00:21:21,568 --> 00:21:25,180
You're going to walk him
past the row of trucks.

465
00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:28,183
Remember, keep your eyes
forward at all times.

466
00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:30,185
Let me work the bear.

467
00:21:30,228 --> 00:21:31,534
[Grrr]

468
00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:32,665
Uh-oh.

469
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,668
Eyes forward.
Good boy, good boy.

470
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:36,669
Down, Boris.

471
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:37,670
Down, Boris.

472
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:40,108
Eyes forward.

473
00:21:40,151 --> 00:21:44,721
Do not touch the bear
on the back of the head.

474
00:21:44,764 --> 00:21:47,115
If you have to sneeze,
raise your hand.

475
00:21:47,158 --> 00:21:49,117
Make a signal,
and I'll protect you.

476
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,118
[Grrr]

477
00:21:50,161 --> 00:21:51,597
No sudden moves.

478
00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:53,120
[Grrr]

479
00:21:53,163 --> 00:21:54,121
Down, Boris.

480
00:21:54,164 --> 00:21:56,297
Eyes forward at all times.

481
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,169
No sudden moves.

482
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:01,737
Eyes forward.
No sneezing.

483
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,218
Boris is the only
working male bear
in the country

484
00:22:04,261 --> 00:22:06,220
with a full set
of teeth and claws.

485
00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:07,395
Teddy!

486
00:22:07,438 --> 00:22:10,572
What? oh.
It's going to look great.

487
00:22:10,615 --> 00:22:12,748
Let's shoot the rehearsal
just in case.

488
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,532
Shooting
the rehearsal, people!

489
00:22:14,576 --> 00:22:17,405
Is that big enough?
Can you read that?

490
00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,189
Fine. he's ready!

491
00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,190
[Grrr]

492
00:22:20,234 --> 00:22:21,973
Do it!

493
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:22,974
This is--

494
00:22:23,018 --> 00:22:24,237
no, no! Cut, cut!

495
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,760
You see that wire?

496
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:26,761
It's hot.

497
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,764
It keeps Boris back.

498
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,245
This is hal Jackson
from Jackson motors

499
00:22:32,288 --> 00:22:35,422
asking you to bear in mind
there's a reason so many--

500
00:22:35,465 --> 00:22:36,771
I have to talk
to you!

501
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,207
Not now, Teddy.

502
00:22:38,251 --> 00:22:39,774
I need a flag set.

503
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,254
Teddy, handle this.

504
00:22:41,297 --> 00:22:42,603
Do you hear me?

505
00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:45,214
I have to tell
you this myself!

506
00:22:45,258 --> 00:22:48,217
I need to have this
conversation with you!

507
00:22:48,261 --> 00:22:49,958
I need to tell
you something!

508
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:53,439
Tell me, then.
Just say it, damn it.

509
00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:56,703
You're my father.

510
00:22:56,746 --> 00:22:57,921
What?

511
00:22:57,965 --> 00:22:59,401
[Grrr]

512
00:23:01,273 --> 00:23:03,579
Jesus, give
me some room!

513
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:07,366
This is great?
This is great?

514
00:23:07,409 --> 00:23:08,932
Shoot it! Shoot it!

515
00:23:08,976 --> 00:23:11,196
Get it! Get it!

516
00:23:11,239 --> 00:23:12,197
Harlan?

517
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,502
Mother!

518
00:23:13,546 --> 00:23:16,201
Me, me, me, me!

519
00:23:16,244 --> 00:23:18,203
Wonderful. keep rolling.

520
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:19,681
Please call 911!

521
00:23:19,725 --> 00:23:21,030
Nice bear!

522
00:23:21,074 --> 00:23:24,077
That bear has never
done that before.

523
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,122
'Cept that once.

524
00:23:27,123 --> 00:23:28,473
Somebody, help me!
Please!

525
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:32,346
Piece of shit car.

526
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,087
Where's the guy
with one arm?

527
00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:35,131
Nice bear.

528
00:23:36,307 --> 00:23:37,786
[Buzzing]

529
00:23:45,141 --> 00:23:46,360
Teddy!

530
00:23:46,404 --> 00:23:48,405
I'm here for you,
babe.

531
00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:49,928
It looks fabulous!

532
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,451
Cut! that's
a wrap, people.

533
00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:56,108
This is bullshit.

534
00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:58,110
I mean, you're black.
I'm white.

535
00:23:58,153 --> 00:23:59,633
This is bullshit.

536
00:23:59,677 --> 00:24:01,635
I know. I'm sorry.
I can't believe it
either.

537
00:24:01,679 --> 00:24:03,594
This whole thing
is horrible.

538
00:24:03,637 --> 00:24:06,597
I've always been
sort of light,
but, god, not this!

539
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,947
Well, there you go.
It's a mistake.

540
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,428
Oh--ow!
hell, look at that.

541
00:24:11,471 --> 00:24:12,472
Shoot!

542
00:24:12,516 --> 00:24:14,431
So you never
donated any sperm?

543
00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:16,433
I didn't say that,
but for god's sake,

544
00:24:16,476 --> 00:24:18,434
it was my understanding
it was anonymous.

545
00:24:18,477 --> 00:24:20,610
Otherwise, I sure as hell
wouldn't have done it.

546
00:24:20,653 --> 00:24:23,439
It was anonymous.
I--i just found
the records.

547
00:24:23,482 --> 00:24:26,485
What the hell's that
supposed to mean--
you found the records?

548
00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:29,314
I took the records
from the computer.

549
00:24:29,358 --> 00:24:30,837
Well, god damn it!

550
00:24:30,881 --> 00:24:32,839
Don't you have any
respect for privacy?

551
00:24:32,883 --> 00:24:33,971
Can I help you?

552
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:34,972
No.

553
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,887
Go on, shoo!

554
00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:39,237
Don't people have
the right to know
who their parents are?

555
00:24:39,281 --> 00:24:40,673
No!
no, they don't.

556
00:24:40,717 --> 00:24:42,196
You got
no real proof.

557
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,503
Stolen medical files
ain't a hill of beans

558
00:24:44,547 --> 00:24:45,764
in my book.

559
00:24:45,808 --> 00:24:49,333
Will you excuse me?
Thank you, darlin'.

560
00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:50,900
We could take
blood tests.

561
00:24:50,943 --> 00:24:52,902
You're missin'
the whole point.

562
00:24:52,945 --> 00:24:55,600
Look, suppose
i am your...

563
00:24:55,644 --> 00:24:58,647
Suppose I'm the, uh...

564
00:24:58,690 --> 00:25:01,824
Suppose we knew that I was
the contributing party.

565
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,521
Why are you telling me this?

566
00:25:03,565 --> 00:25:06,437
You need a spare kidney
or some bone marrow?

567
00:25:06,481 --> 00:25:09,875
For Christ's sake,
it was conception
in a plastic cup.

568
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:17,186
Look, you seem
well-adjusted,
like a good kid.

569
00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:19,014
I got nothing
to offer you,

570
00:25:19,057 --> 00:25:21,016
except maybe a deal
on a new truck

571
00:25:21,059 --> 00:25:23,497
or extended warranty
and financing.

572
00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,150
Otherwise,
I'm sorry.

573
00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:32,244
Yeah, right.

574
00:25:43,429 --> 00:25:44,386
Hey, Sarah.

575
00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:45,387
Hey, there.

576
00:25:50,261 --> 00:25:52,742
[Imitating
Ricky ricardo]
Lucy, I'm home!

577
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,443
These earrings are
a form of torture.

578
00:26:01,272 --> 00:26:04,014
O.k., what's going on?

579
00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:07,583
I'm just making dinner.

580
00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:11,413
Just making dinner, huh?

581
00:26:11,457 --> 00:26:13,893
I just wanted to make sure
that you knew

582
00:26:13,936 --> 00:26:15,721
that even though we fight,

583
00:26:15,764 --> 00:26:17,766
I think you're
a great mom.

584
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,943
This is major.

585
00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:29,561
[Crunch crunch]

586
00:26:29,604 --> 00:26:32,259
Ooh! I hate when
you do that.

587
00:26:32,302 --> 00:26:33,260
I'm sorry.

588
00:26:33,303 --> 00:26:34,304
O.k.

589
00:26:38,308 --> 00:26:40,267
I'm up.

590
00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:42,442
All right,
all right...

591
00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:44,618
How many guesses
do I get?

592
00:26:46,315 --> 00:26:48,274
All right...

593
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:51,277
Did James fall asleep
listening to that
Judy garland tape

594
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,453
and burn down
the bookstore?

595
00:26:53,497 --> 00:26:54,454
[Sigh]

596
00:26:54,498 --> 00:26:55,629
All right.

597
00:26:56,978 --> 00:26:59,328
You didn't
get accepted
to M.I.T.?

598
00:27:02,506 --> 00:27:04,203
Are you pregnant?

599
00:27:05,509 --> 00:27:07,467
Listen, stop.
Stop this.

600
00:27:07,511 --> 00:27:08,773
Stop
for one second.

601
00:27:08,816 --> 00:27:10,469
Tell me
what's going on.

602
00:27:10,513 --> 00:27:12,602
Ma, I found
my real father today.

603
00:27:12,645 --> 00:27:15,126
He's a mean asshole.

604
00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:16,127
What?

605
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,303
I found my father!

606
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:20,784
Wait a minute. Wait.

607
00:27:20,827 --> 00:27:22,786
What does that mean,
you found your father?

608
00:27:22,829 --> 00:27:24,614
I went to
the sperm bank,

609
00:27:24,657 --> 00:27:26,616
got your file
from the computer,

610
00:27:26,659 --> 00:27:27,965
and he's my father.

611
00:27:28,008 --> 00:27:29,619
Ma, it was terrible!

612
00:27:29,662 --> 00:27:30,837
Are you crazy?

613
00:27:30,881 --> 00:27:31,838
I'm sorry!

614
00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:33,100
What did you do?

615
00:27:33,144 --> 00:27:34,101
I'm sorry!

616
00:27:34,145 --> 00:27:35,799
O.k. o--I'm sorry.

617
00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:37,322
O.k., come here.
Come here.

618
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:38,496
It's o.K. It's o.K.

619
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:40,498
It's o.K.
Mommy's here.

620
00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:42,500
It's o.K. It's o.K.

621
00:27:42,544 --> 00:27:43,632
It's all right.

622
00:27:47,026 --> 00:27:48,463
Um, ma?

623
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,815
You haven't heard
the worst part.

624
00:27:52,858 --> 00:27:54,338
What?

625
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,905
He's, um...

626
00:27:55,948 --> 00:27:58,647
He's--he's a...

627
00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,865
Car salesman.

628
00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:01,824
Car salesman?

629
00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:03,521
Yeah.

630
00:28:03,565 --> 00:28:07,655
And, ma, you're not going to
believe this, but, um...

631
00:28:07,698 --> 00:28:09,657
He's a white
car salesman.

632
00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:14,357
Wait a minute.
Wh-what do you
mean, white?

633
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,359
He's like--like
white-white?

634
00:28:16,402 --> 00:28:18,361
White-white-white.

635
00:28:18,404 --> 00:28:22,670
You mean he's like
a creamy eggshell
kind of tan.

636
00:28:22,713 --> 00:28:26,717
No. like white.
Like totally white.
Like a white guy.

637
00:28:26,761 --> 00:28:28,719
No. you mean that
he was so light

638
00:28:28,763 --> 00:28:30,678
you thought he was
a white guy.

639
00:28:30,721 --> 00:28:32,897
He's so light, ma,
he isa white guy.

640
00:28:32,941 --> 00:28:34,899
What do you mean,
he's white?

641
00:28:34,943 --> 00:28:36,987
I didn't ask--
i didn't want
no white--

642
00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:38,815
what is he doing
being white?

643
00:28:38,859 --> 00:28:40,338
I didn't ask for that!

644
00:28:40,382 --> 00:28:42,210
I distinctly asked
for a black man!

645
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,386
Did you see the guy?
Was he black?

646
00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:48,564
The man came in a tube!
I couldn't see anything!

647
00:28:48,608 --> 00:28:50,044
You should've
asked to see him!

648
00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:52,699
So kill me!
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!

649
00:28:52,742 --> 00:28:54,004
No, don't kill me.

650
00:28:54,048 --> 00:28:55,397
I'll kill myself.
How's that?

651
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,225
What do you mean,
he's white?

652
00:28:57,268 --> 00:29:00,576
I can't--wait. Forget it.
It doesn't matter.

653
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:01,577
O.k.

654
00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:02,709
Big deal.

655
00:29:02,752 --> 00:29:04,580
Hell, your hair's
always been fine.

656
00:29:04,624 --> 00:29:05,928
So what?

657
00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:07,669
You're a little
lighter than me.
Big deal!

658
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:09,584
Look at
lacie and rissa.

659
00:29:09,628 --> 00:29:10,759
They're both
really light,

660
00:29:10,803 --> 00:29:12,761
and both their parents
are really dark.

661
00:29:12,805 --> 00:29:14,023
They're
my complexion.

662
00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:15,851
And look at
the cosby show.

663
00:29:15,895 --> 00:29:16,852
Oh, please.

664
00:29:16,896 --> 00:29:17,853
They're mixed.

665
00:29:17,897 --> 00:29:19,072
Of course
they're mixed!

666
00:29:19,115 --> 00:29:21,074
Well, then, we can
never really tell.

667
00:29:21,117 --> 00:29:22,597
Who's gonna tell?
Who cares?

668
00:29:22,641 --> 00:29:24,077
Are you gonna tell?
No!

669
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,905
I won't tell,
so let's eat!

670
00:29:25,948 --> 00:29:26,906
O.k.

671
00:29:26,949 --> 00:29:27,907
O.k.!

672
00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:28,951
O.k.

673
00:29:30,474 --> 00:29:31,737
Ma, it's even worse.

674
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:33,390
Oh, please!
What?

675
00:29:33,434 --> 00:29:35,130
It's hal Jackson.

676
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:36,610
Who?

677
00:29:36,654 --> 00:29:38,133
Hal Jackson.

678
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,092
"Because real cowboys
are strong and tough,

679
00:29:40,135 --> 00:29:42,747
and so are
American trucks."

680
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:45,445
The schmuck on
the television with
all the animals?

681
00:29:45,488 --> 00:29:46,707
"Hal's your pal"?

682
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,709
That's my dad.

683
00:29:50,145 --> 00:29:52,452
This is hal Jackson
from Jackson motors,

684
00:29:52,495 --> 00:29:53,932
and this is Larry.

685
00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:55,063
Larry and I

686
00:29:55,107 --> 00:29:57,326
just saw
Thelma and Louise,

687
00:29:57,370 --> 00:29:59,328
and if those two gals
can see America,

688
00:29:59,372 --> 00:30:00,939
it's high time
we did, too.

689
00:30:00,982 --> 00:30:02,288
The old-fashioned way--

690
00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:04,115
behind the wheel
of a top-of-the-line

691
00:30:04,158 --> 00:30:05,595
American vehicle.

692
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,858
Sit down there, Larry,
and grab the wheel.

693
00:30:07,901 --> 00:30:10,382
Turn around
and grab the wheel.

694
00:30:10,425 --> 00:30:12,776
So come on down
to Jackson motors

695
00:30:12,819 --> 00:30:15,300
and see the specials
we got goin'.

696
00:30:15,343 --> 00:30:16,649
Could change your life.

697
00:30:16,693 --> 00:30:18,956
I know Larry's
going to change mine.

698
00:30:18,999 --> 00:30:20,653
Larry's my pal.

699
00:30:20,697 --> 00:30:22,786
Don't forget--
hal's your pal.

700
00:30:22,829 --> 00:30:25,310
Well, give me five
here, Larry!

701
00:30:25,353 --> 00:30:26,006
All right!
Grab yourpistola

702
00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:27,878
and let's go.

703
00:30:27,921 --> 00:30:29,923
Adios, folks.
Pick your nose later.

704
00:30:29,967 --> 00:30:31,532
Grab the wheel.
Let's do some drivin'.

705
00:30:31,576 --> 00:30:33,404
Ha ha!

706
00:30:33,447 --> 00:30:35,406
Idiot.

707
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,600
Oh, lord.

708
00:30:57,428 --> 00:30:59,386
Stupid bear.

709
00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:04,869
[Guru]
you are beautiful
because you are you--

710
00:31:04,913 --> 00:31:07,045
unique and individual--

711
00:31:07,089 --> 00:31:09,047
but maybe
you don't believe this

712
00:31:09,091 --> 00:31:10,962
because your beauty
can't completely be seen.

713
00:31:11,006 --> 00:31:12,311
Oh, lord.

714
00:31:12,355 --> 00:31:14,705
Maybe you have
unwanted extra weight.

715
00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:16,576
Maybe bad skin.

716
00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:17,882
Maybe poor posture.

717
00:31:17,926 --> 00:31:19,362
Maybe facial hair.

718
00:31:19,405 --> 00:31:20,842
Close your eyes

719
00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:24,715
and visualize these
negatives disappearing.

720
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:28,414
See the new more
beautiful you emerging.

721
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,763
[Click]

722
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,422
Good morning.

723
00:31:37,466 --> 00:31:40,730
I need to speak
to somebody in your
records department.

724
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,732
We're looking
for books
on weddings.

725
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,734
Her daughter Cindy's
getting married.

726
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:45,996
Finally!

727
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,911
Well, that's nice,
but I only carry books

728
00:31:47,955 --> 00:31:49,608
with traditional
African ceremonies.

729
00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:51,741
Well, that's a
start, I guess.

730
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,090
Yes, um, look...

731
00:31:53,134 --> 00:31:56,093
17 years ago,
i purchased some...

732
00:31:56,137 --> 00:31:57,747
Some, uh...

733
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,096
We can't find
the wedding books.

734
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,098
Over by the voodoo dolls.

735
00:32:02,142 --> 00:32:04,013
Oh!oh!

736
00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:06,276
Sperm.
i bought sperm.

737
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,104
I asked for
an African-American.

738
00:32:08,148 --> 00:32:10,759
I don't think
that's what I got.

739
00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:12,021
Nobody can tell me--

740
00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:14,023
are the books
by subject
or author?

741
00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:15,024
Author.

742
00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,460
Who wrote
the wedding book?

743
00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:18,636
Babe, I'm on the phone here.

744
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,116
I don't know.

745
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,118
My life is hanging
in the balance,

746
00:32:22,162 --> 00:32:23,946
and you want
to discuss authors.

747
00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:24,991
Just do your thing.

748
00:32:25,034 --> 00:32:26,253
What thing?

749
00:32:26,296 --> 00:32:29,298
I just don't think
i got what I paid for.

750
00:32:29,342 --> 00:32:31,779
Why do all complaints
have to come in writing?

751
00:32:31,823 --> 00:32:34,129
It's obvious to me
you people can't read.

752
00:32:34,173 --> 00:32:35,652
Do the
"urban bush woman"

753
00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:36,828
t-shirts
come in petite?

754
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,960
What exactly is
an urban bush woman?

755
00:32:39,004 --> 00:32:41,658
Me! me!
I'm an urban bush woman!

756
00:32:41,702 --> 00:32:42,877
I'm an urban bush woman!

757
00:32:42,921 --> 00:32:43,878
Oh.

758
00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:45,793
This is not a mix-up.

759
00:32:45,837 --> 00:32:48,317
A mix-up is ordering
hamburgers and
getting cheeseburgers

760
00:32:48,361 --> 00:32:51,320
or getting the wrong
clothes back from
the dry cleaners.

761
00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:53,801
I'm talking about
a major mistake in my life!

762
00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:55,889
I hate it when
dry cleaners
make mistakes.

763
00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,369
Oh, and they say

764
00:32:57,412 --> 00:32:59,675
the chemicals
in dry cleaning
are bad for you.

765
00:32:59,719 --> 00:33:00,676
I know.

766
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,504
Who are you people?
Shut up!

767
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,724
Get away from my counter.
I'm busy!

768
00:33:04,768 --> 00:33:06,813
Go over there until i
finish this conversation.

769
00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,032
Then I'll help you!

770
00:33:08,075 --> 00:33:09,555
Well, all right!

771
00:33:09,598 --> 00:33:12,210
Now, listen, all you
have to do is--

772
00:33:12,253 --> 00:33:13,472
hello?

773
00:33:13,515 --> 00:33:15,343
Hello?

774
00:33:15,387 --> 00:33:16,388
Damn it.

775
00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:34,013
♪ Don't ya know

776
00:33:34,057 --> 00:33:36,755
♪ this is my king made
my brother? ♪

777
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:41,064
♪ Don't ya know this is
the music turn me out? ♪

778
00:33:42,108 --> 00:33:44,023
♪ Don't ya know

779
00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:46,939
♪ this is my king made
my brother? ♪

780
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:51,074
♪ Don't you know this is
the music turn me out? ♪

781
00:33:53,902 --> 00:33:57,340
I guess that explains
why you like that
surfin' music shit.

782
00:33:57,383 --> 00:34:00,212
That is not funny, tea.

783
00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:03,041
That's messed up--
a white dude.

784
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:05,217
I should've
never told you.

785
00:34:05,261 --> 00:34:06,740
No, that's cool.

786
00:34:06,784 --> 00:34:09,831
Didn't dude say he'd get
you a deal on a truck?

787
00:34:09,874 --> 00:34:11,310
Yeah, right.
Amazing, huh?

788
00:34:11,354 --> 00:34:13,747
Yeah. I mean, there's
a crazy difference

789
00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:16,402
between factory sticker
and what they charge you.

790
00:34:16,446 --> 00:34:18,404
Big deal, tea.

791
00:34:18,448 --> 00:34:19,884
It is a big deal.

792
00:34:19,928 --> 00:34:22,407
My parents are
getting me a car
for graduation.

793
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,889
I'm taking you down there
just to show you the place,

794
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,760
not to get you a car,

795
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,588
so get over it,
all right?

796
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,416
You're just mad
'cause you're white.

797
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,114
Shut up!

798
00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:36,204
[Humming]

799
00:34:36,247 --> 00:34:37,901
We're going to
crash.

800
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:41,905
♪ Don't you know this is
the music turn me out? ♪♪

801
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,083
How many trucks
sold this morning?

802
00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,084
[Mumbling]

803
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,303
Aw, come on, folks.

804
00:34:48,346 --> 00:34:51,131
First rule of sales--
enthusiasm.

805
00:34:53,089 --> 00:34:55,439
Mornin', darlin'.

806
00:34:55,483 --> 00:34:57,267
Look at this.

807
00:34:57,311 --> 00:34:59,269
Toyota
lowered prices.

808
00:34:59,313 --> 00:35:01,445
All right.
How much?

809
00:35:01,489 --> 00:35:02,794
5% across the board.

810
00:35:02,838 --> 00:35:05,275
Well, hell,
that makes me
feel great!

811
00:35:05,319 --> 00:35:06,842
Didn't make us
feel great.

812
00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:09,105
That's because
you're missin' the
big picture, Jose.

813
00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:10,628
They had to
lower prices.

814
00:35:10,672 --> 00:35:12,456
We got ourselves
a better product.

815
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,458
All you need
is conviction
and belief.

816
00:35:14,502 --> 00:35:17,679
$100 says I nail
the next person
to walk in.

817
00:35:17,722 --> 00:35:19,246
Ooh! I'm in.

818
00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:21,595
Hey, I can do that.

819
00:35:21,638 --> 00:35:23,597
All right.
A little life
in here.

820
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:24,815
Who's holding?
Paula?

821
00:35:24,859 --> 00:35:26,426
There you go.

822
00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:29,124
Contract signature
from the next person
to step inside.

823
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,866
But if not,
forget the money,
just lower prices.

824
00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:34,608
All right.
How much you got
there, Paula?

825
00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:40,179
[Spaghetti western
music plays]

826
00:35:42,529 --> 00:35:43,747
Piece of cake.

827
00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:45,575
Hold that for me,
will ya?

828
00:35:45,619 --> 00:35:47,447
Can I have
my hat, Paula?

829
00:35:51,189 --> 00:35:53,104
Hey, there!
I'm hal Jackson.

830
00:35:53,147 --> 00:35:54,627
Welcome to
the best selection,

831
00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:56,020
the finest-built
automobiles

832
00:35:56,063 --> 00:35:57,804
this side
of Detroit.

833
00:35:57,847 --> 00:36:00,024
Don't touch me.

834
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:02,417
Well, of course not.
No, ma'am.

835
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,592
Uh...

836
00:36:03,636 --> 00:36:05,333
Hell, I understand
what's happening.

837
00:36:05,377 --> 00:36:07,074
There's a recession
going on.

838
00:36:07,118 --> 00:36:08,989
Tell you what--
no down payment.

839
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:10,860
You looking for
something special?

840
00:36:10,904 --> 00:36:13,646
Yeah.
your head on a stick.

841
00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:16,170
This is going to
be a tough sale.

842
00:36:16,214 --> 00:36:18,519
My...

843
00:36:18,563 --> 00:36:20,347
Well, now, uh...

844
00:36:20,391 --> 00:36:22,871
Is it just trucks
you have a problem with,

845
00:36:22,915 --> 00:36:23,872
or is it me?

846
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:25,700
Just you.

847
00:36:25,744 --> 00:36:28,181
Say, are you
the young lady

848
00:36:28,225 --> 00:36:30,836
from the animal
rights group?

849
00:36:30,879 --> 00:36:33,970
No, I'm not.
I'm zora mathews' mother.

850
00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:37,669
Oh.

851
00:36:39,105 --> 00:36:40,715
Wow.

852
00:36:40,759 --> 00:36:41,890
All right.

853
00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:43,718
You want to step
inside for a minute?

854
00:36:43,762 --> 00:36:44,719
Yeah.

855
00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,155
All right.

856
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:57,731
[Blasting
rap music]

857
00:36:57,775 --> 00:36:59,037
Damn!
check that out.

858
00:36:59,081 --> 00:37:01,039
Maybe I'm making a mistake
getting a truck.

859
00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,388
The mistake
might be

860
00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:05,217
coming down here.

861
00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:07,045
It's kind of
flashy,

862
00:37:07,089 --> 00:37:08,568
but flashy
can be good.

863
00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:09,613
Hi, gorgeous.

864
00:37:09,656 --> 00:37:11,049
You look a lot better.

865
00:37:11,093 --> 00:37:13,443
Flashy can also mean
you're a penis head.

866
00:37:13,486 --> 00:37:15,139
This is tea cake.

867
00:37:15,183 --> 00:37:17,576
You her little brother?

868
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,056
Ah--kiss my ass.

869
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,102
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.

870
00:37:23,452 --> 00:37:25,932
Let's get
something straight
right now, o.K.?

871
00:37:25,976 --> 00:37:27,934
There's no way
you're the father.

872
00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:30,415
I knew there was
some kind of screw-up!

873
00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:31,938
I ordered
a black man.

874
00:37:31,982 --> 00:37:33,027
Well, thank god.

875
00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:35,420
So, what seems
to be the problem?

876
00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:37,422
I'll tell you
what the problem is.

877
00:37:37,466 --> 00:37:39,424
My daughter poured
her heart out to you,

878
00:37:39,468 --> 00:37:41,252
and you offered her
a kidney.

879
00:37:41,296 --> 00:37:43,080
Who do you
think you are?

880
00:37:43,124 --> 00:37:44,602
She caught me
off guard.

881
00:37:44,646 --> 00:37:47,257
I donate an ounce
of sperm 18 years ago,

882
00:37:47,301 --> 00:37:49,781
and today some kid wants
to call me daddy.

883
00:37:49,825 --> 00:37:52,784
Excuse me.
She does not want
to call you daddy.

884
00:37:52,828 --> 00:37:54,264
Fooled the hell
outta me!

885
00:37:54,308 --> 00:37:55,961
Why does that
surprise me?

886
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:57,789
Because you
are a fool!

887
00:37:57,833 --> 00:38:00,792
You are the scum
that clogs up
the cable stations,

888
00:38:00,836 --> 00:38:02,620
and even if
you were black,

889
00:38:02,664 --> 00:38:03,839
I wouldn't like you.

890
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,319
Stay away
from my kid!

891
00:38:05,362 --> 00:38:07,321
Now listen!
Who's following
who around?

892
00:38:07,364 --> 00:38:08,844
She came
to me first.

893
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,846
You keep her
away from me!

894
00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,108
Are you
giving me face?

895
00:38:12,152 --> 00:38:15,980
What's the hell's that mean?

896
00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:17,982
Ahem. good morning.
Could I interest you--

897
00:38:18,026 --> 00:38:18,983
no.

898
00:38:19,027 --> 00:38:20,594
0 for 2.

899
00:38:20,637 --> 00:38:25,251
Can I interest
you in a test drive
of a new model car?

900
00:38:25,294 --> 00:38:26,469
Well, y-yeah.

901
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,297
I'm into whatever
you want to show me.

902
00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:30,865
Well, good.
Why don't you
come this way?

903
00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:33,607
Me or my daughter?

904
00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:36,044
I had no intention of
judging you or your--

905
00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:37,045
oh, great.

906
00:38:37,089 --> 00:38:38,438
What are you
doing here?

907
00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:39,700
Good question.

908
00:38:39,743 --> 00:38:42,267
The question is,
what are you doing here?

909
00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:43,529
Look, wait a minute.

910
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,531
Anyone mind if i
have a cigarette?

911
00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:46,532
Yes!

912
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:47,794
This is
his office!

913
00:38:47,837 --> 00:38:49,012
These are my lungs.

914
00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:50,710
Let him kill himself,
not me.

915
00:38:50,753 --> 00:38:53,278
How about a drink, then?
Is that a problem?

916
00:38:53,321 --> 00:38:56,411
No. why don't you
make it two?

917
00:38:56,455 --> 00:38:58,848
Ma, you never drink
hard liquor.

918
00:38:58,892 --> 00:38:59,980
What a shame.

919
00:39:00,023 --> 00:39:01,068
Make it a double.

920
00:39:01,112 --> 00:39:03,462
All right.
One drink coming up.

921
00:39:03,505 --> 00:39:04,985
You know, I noticed

922
00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:06,813
that you're having
a hard time

923
00:39:06,856 --> 00:39:09,468
keeping yourself
in school these days.

924
00:39:09,511 --> 00:39:11,295
I wanted to
talk to hal.

925
00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:13,253
A good education
is invaluable.

926
00:39:13,297 --> 00:39:14,515
She knows that.

927
00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:16,865
She's going to Berkeley
next fall.

928
00:39:16,909 --> 00:39:19,259
I wanted
to go to Berkeley.

929
00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:21,783
I got into M.I.T.,
and that's
my first choice.

930
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,046
She doesn't really
want to go

931
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:26,266
all the way
to Boston.

932
00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:27,789
Yes, I do.

933
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,878
We can't afford it,
can we?

934
00:39:29,922 --> 00:39:31,706
My science teacher

935
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:33,491
is helping me
with scholarships.

936
00:39:34,753 --> 00:39:35,884
Ahh!

937
00:39:35,928 --> 00:39:37,625
She's always winning
stuff like that.

938
00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:41,062
Look at her.
She's so cute,
she's so smart.

939
00:39:41,106 --> 00:39:42,194
Ma...

940
00:39:42,238 --> 00:39:43,543
Mom,
don't start.

941
00:39:43,587 --> 00:39:44,588
I'm sorry.

942
00:39:44,631 --> 00:39:46,198
First you don't
want me to go,

943
00:39:46,242 --> 00:39:48,374
now I'm winning
all these awards.

944
00:39:48,418 --> 00:39:49,375
What?

945
00:39:49,419 --> 00:39:50,768
Well, I just think

946
00:39:50,811 --> 00:39:53,074
you could use
all your awards
in Berkeley.

947
00:39:53,118 --> 00:39:54,989
This is really good.

948
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,731
Ma, I don't want
to go to Berkeley!

949
00:39:57,775 --> 00:39:59,472
I wanted to go
to Berkeley.

950
00:39:59,516 --> 00:40:01,518
Who asked ya?

951
00:40:01,561 --> 00:40:03,476
The--never mind.

952
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,826
Can I have some more?

953
00:40:07,132 --> 00:40:10,395
You've got to
sit down
in this baby.

954
00:40:10,439 --> 00:40:12,223
Just wait.

955
00:40:12,267 --> 00:40:13,224
See?

956
00:40:13,268 --> 00:40:14,747
I like this.

957
00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:16,749
See? that's a good
color for you.

958
00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:17,794
Yeah. yellow.

959
00:40:17,837 --> 00:40:19,752
You're not feeling
too nervous

960
00:40:19,796 --> 00:40:22,102
about buying a truck,
are you?

961
00:40:22,146 --> 00:40:23,582
No. no, not at all.

962
00:40:23,626 --> 00:40:25,932
Good. most men
aren't, I find.

963
00:40:25,976 --> 00:40:27,325
You working now?

964
00:40:27,369 --> 00:40:28,326
Yeah, yeah.

965
00:40:28,370 --> 00:40:29,762
Good.

966
00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:31,938
May I ask
where you work?

967
00:40:31,982 --> 00:40:33,244
At a bank.

968
00:40:33,288 --> 00:40:34,376
At a bank.

969
00:40:34,419 --> 00:40:36,247
And what department
would that be?

970
00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:38,117
Uh, deposits.

971
00:40:38,161 --> 00:40:40,468
Deposits.

972
00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:43,427
[Click]

973
00:40:43,471 --> 00:40:45,603
And withdrawals?

974
00:40:45,647 --> 00:40:46,952
No. just deposits.

975
00:40:46,996 --> 00:40:48,127
Oh.

976
00:40:48,171 --> 00:40:49,172
Cool.

977
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:51,957
Key.

978
00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:52,958
Ooh.

979
00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:53,959
Nuts.

980
00:40:54,003 --> 00:40:55,613
Isn't it?

981
00:40:55,657 --> 00:40:57,136
♪ Ya put your
right foot in ♪

982
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:58,834
♪ ya put your
right foot out ♪

983
00:40:58,877 --> 00:41:00,444
♪ ya put your
right foot in ♪

984
00:41:00,488 --> 00:41:02,272
♪ and then you
shake it all about ♪

985
00:41:02,316 --> 00:41:03,273
♪ you do
the hokey-pokey-- ♪♪

986
00:41:03,317 --> 00:41:04,796
Ma, let's just go home.

987
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,275
Let's go talk
about college.

988
00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:07,798
I want to sing.

989
00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:09,278
Good idea.
Go on home.

990
00:41:09,322 --> 00:41:10,497
Who asked you?

991
00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:12,499
This is his office.
Let's go!

992
00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:14,501
I know this
is his office.

993
00:41:14,544 --> 00:41:15,806
Look at this place.

994
00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:17,199
I mean, please!

995
00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:18,287
Look at it!

996
00:41:18,331 --> 00:41:21,682
Cheesy wood,
bowling trophies.

997
00:41:21,725 --> 00:41:24,293
Western motif
makes me ill.

998
00:41:24,337 --> 00:41:26,295
Of course!
And the titty sisters!

999
00:41:26,339 --> 00:41:28,166
This is absolutely
his office.

1000
00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:30,299
And look--
green shag carpeting.

1001
00:41:30,343 --> 00:41:31,126
My fave.

1002
00:41:31,169 --> 00:41:32,127
And what's this?

1003
00:41:32,170 --> 00:41:33,128
Aah!

1004
00:41:33,171 --> 00:41:35,521
Hi! look at you.
Look at her.

1005
00:41:35,564 --> 00:41:36,913
Oh, no.
Al, no.

1006
00:41:36,957 --> 00:41:38,219
Alberta,
thank you, alberta.

1007
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:39,394
That'll be all, honey.

1008
00:41:39,438 --> 00:41:40,700
Yeah, o.K.

1009
00:41:40,743 --> 00:41:41,918
Is that your mom?

1010
00:41:41,962 --> 00:41:43,050
[Zora]
his mom!

1011
00:41:43,093 --> 00:41:45,226
You got a problem
with my office?

1012
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,228
No. she just hates
shag carpeting.

1013
00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:48,403
Mom, let's go!
Please!

1014
00:41:48,447 --> 00:41:49,709
Don't apologize
for me.

1015
00:41:49,752 --> 00:41:51,711
I have a big problem
with him.

1016
00:41:51,754 --> 00:41:53,887
She can say
whatever
she wants to.

1017
00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:55,236
She's
got rights.

1018
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,586
Why don't you
just butt out?

1019
00:41:57,630 --> 00:41:59,719
I'd love
to butt out,

1020
00:41:59,762 --> 00:42:00,981
but it's
my office!

1021
00:42:01,024 --> 00:42:03,417
You'd don't have to
keep repeating that.

1022
00:42:03,461 --> 00:42:04,810
Mom, let's go home.

1023
00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:06,333
I'm not
ready to go!

1024
00:42:06,377 --> 00:42:08,117
I have a point
to make!

1025
00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:10,946
Wha--what is your point?

1026
00:42:10,990 --> 00:42:13,122
I'll tell you
what my point is.

1027
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,777
My point is this--
we don't want you.

1028
00:42:15,821 --> 00:42:17,039
You don't want us.

1029
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,258
Let's keep
that clear.

1030
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,651
You aren't
the father.

1031
00:42:19,694 --> 00:42:22,784
Even if you were,
we still
wouldn't want you.

1032
00:42:22,828 --> 00:42:24,786
Hell, she doesn't
look anything like me.

1033
00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:25,787
Thank god
for tha--

1034
00:42:25,831 --> 00:42:26,832
[crunch]

1035
00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:41,454
I'm going to
sit down.

1036
00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:51,421
Ma, are you o.K.?

1037
00:42:51,464 --> 00:42:53,423
Huh?

1038
00:42:53,466 --> 00:42:54,989
Are you
all right?

1039
00:42:57,035 --> 00:42:58,863
Yeah.

1040
00:43:05,825 --> 00:43:07,958
So...ahem.

1041
00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:09,960
Where'd you park?

1042
00:43:10,003 --> 00:43:12,615
Uh, down--down
the sidewalk.

1043
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:14,138
Oh, I do that, too.

1044
00:43:14,181 --> 00:43:15,966
She rode
her bicycle.

1045
00:43:16,009 --> 00:43:18,055
Oh.

1046
00:43:19,839 --> 00:43:21,319
Well, maybe
we ought to...

1047
00:43:21,363 --> 00:43:22,799
Yeah.

1048
00:43:22,842 --> 00:43:24,366
All right.
Here we go.

1049
00:43:28,370 --> 00:43:30,980
Uh, thank you--
thank you for having us.

1050
00:43:31,023 --> 00:43:32,111
Aw...

1051
00:43:37,029 --> 00:43:38,466
We're
cuttin' prices.

1052
00:43:38,509 --> 00:43:40,337
Yes!

1053
00:43:40,381 --> 00:43:41,817
Sorry.

1054
00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,514
I don't like
white people.

1055
00:43:43,558 --> 00:43:44,559
Shh!

1056
00:43:48,389 --> 00:43:49,477
[Honking horn]

1057
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,175
Hey, I think
i bought a truck.

1058
00:43:52,218 --> 00:43:53,176
[Honking horn]

1059
00:43:53,219 --> 00:43:56,179
Say,
i tell you what.

1060
00:43:56,222 --> 00:43:58,181
Put the bicycle
in the truck.

1061
00:43:58,224 --> 00:44:00,182
I'll drive you
where you're goin'.

1062
00:44:00,225 --> 00:44:02,532
I don't need any help.
Goodbye.

1063
00:44:04,534 --> 00:44:06,884
Oohhh...

1064
00:44:06,928 --> 00:44:08,712
[Ringing bell]

1065
00:44:10,279 --> 00:44:11,672
Zora, right?

1066
00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:13,369
Yes.

1067
00:44:13,413 --> 00:44:16,677
You kind of caught
me by surprise
yesterday, zora.

1068
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,854
I want to apologize if
i hurt your feelings.

1069
00:44:19,897 --> 00:44:21,769
It's o.K.

1070
00:44:21,812 --> 00:44:23,727
I'm sorry that
my mom showed up here.

1071
00:44:23,771 --> 00:44:26,121
No problem.

1072
00:44:29,732 --> 00:44:30,994
Goodbye.

1073
00:44:32,561 --> 00:44:33,693
Bye.

1074
00:44:35,346 --> 00:44:38,088
Ooh, ooh, ooh, shit!

1075
00:44:39,438 --> 00:44:41,352
Oh, Christ!

1076
00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:42,441
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah...

1077
00:44:46,836 --> 00:44:48,969
God damn it!

1078
00:44:53,974 --> 00:44:55,279
[Car alarm]

1079
00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:10,250
Why'd you come around
that corner like that?

1080
00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:11,730
Are you crazy?

1081
00:45:11,773 --> 00:45:13,427
Stop the car. Aah!

1082
00:45:13,471 --> 00:45:15,429
Oh, look at that--
a parking space.

1083
00:45:15,473 --> 00:45:17,431
God damn it,
pull the car over!

1084
00:45:17,475 --> 00:45:18,650
Just let me out.

1085
00:45:18,693 --> 00:45:20,565
Are you gonna unlock
the door, or what?

1086
00:45:20,608 --> 00:45:24,090
Come on and unlock
this damn door
before I slap you!

1087
00:45:24,133 --> 00:45:25,743
I can't stand your ass!

1088
00:45:25,786 --> 00:45:27,745
Son of a bitch!
What is wrong with you?

1089
00:45:27,788 --> 00:45:29,747
Are you crazy, coming
around that corner!

1090
00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:31,575
Do you think
you're in L.A.?

1091
00:45:31,618 --> 00:45:33,272
God damn crazy
white people.

1092
00:45:33,315 --> 00:45:34,926
Hello, there, folks!

1093
00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:37,581
Thank you very much
for the ride!

1094
00:45:37,624 --> 00:45:41,106
Do you mind
if I come in and
drain the lizard?

1095
00:45:41,149 --> 00:45:42,455
If you drain the--

1096
00:45:42,499 --> 00:45:44,936
does that mean you have
to use the bathroom?

1097
00:45:44,979 --> 00:45:45,937
Uh-huh.

1098
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:47,199
Fine. come on in!

1099
00:45:47,242 --> 00:45:48,548
You crazy...

1100
00:45:50,332 --> 00:45:52,117
You locked us in.

1101
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,857
We were going
to call 911,

1102
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:56,033
but then
we started
reading books.

1103
00:45:56,076 --> 00:45:58,601
I'll take these.
They're fascinating.

1104
00:45:58,644 --> 00:46:00,646
We'll take everything,
and...

1105
00:46:00,690 --> 00:46:03,388
I am so sorry, dear.

1106
00:46:03,431 --> 00:46:06,565
I had no idea we'd done
so many awful things.

1107
00:46:06,609 --> 00:46:08,567
Hello.

1108
00:46:08,611 --> 00:46:10,569
Hello.

1109
00:46:10,613 --> 00:46:11,570
Ladies.

1110
00:46:11,614 --> 00:46:12,963
Hell of an idea--

1111
00:46:13,006 --> 00:46:15,226
lock the customers in
till they buy something.

1112
00:46:15,269 --> 00:46:16,706
Would that work
with trucks?

1113
00:46:16,749 --> 00:46:18,838
Oh, my god,
look at this place.

1114
00:46:18,882 --> 00:46:19,839
Book city.

1115
00:46:19,883 --> 00:46:21,362
You read all this?

1116
00:46:21,406 --> 00:46:24,234
The bathroom's
upstairs
on the right.

1117
00:46:24,277 --> 00:46:26,715
Oh...we haven't
been up there.

1118
00:46:26,758 --> 00:46:27,803
No!

1119
00:46:27,846 --> 00:46:29,805
There's nothing
up there to buy.

1120
00:46:29,848 --> 00:46:31,241
Oh.oh.

1121
00:46:31,284 --> 00:46:33,243
Well,
we have a check

1122
00:46:33,286 --> 00:46:37,247
all made out for you,
including tax at 7 1/2%.

1123
00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:39,423
Oh, no, no, no.
It's 8 1/2.

1124
00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:40,424
You're right.

1125
00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:43,122
Who cares?
You're done.

1126
00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:44,123
Oh! thanks.

1127
00:46:44,167 --> 00:46:45,124
Thank you.

1128
00:46:45,168 --> 00:46:46,125
That's great.

1129
00:46:46,169 --> 00:46:47,126
Happy wedding.

1130
00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:48,214
Bye!thanks.

1131
00:46:48,258 --> 00:46:50,129
Let me help you.
Bye-bye, ma'am.

1132
00:46:50,173 --> 00:46:51,477
Bye!

1133
00:46:51,521 --> 00:46:52,740
Bye-bye, ladies!

1134
00:46:52,783 --> 00:46:53,741
Bye-bye, now.

1135
00:46:53,784 --> 00:46:54,872
Bye!bye!

1136
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:56,744
Whoo! black authors
up the wahzoo.

1137
00:46:56,787 --> 00:47:00,095
I read black authors,
you know.

1138
00:47:00,138 --> 00:47:02,750
Wilt Chamberlain book
changed my life.

1139
00:47:02,793 --> 00:47:04,882
Heh heh heh heh heh!

1140
00:47:04,926 --> 00:47:06,405
Oh, wait a second here.

1141
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,146
Maybe I don't have to go.

1142
00:47:09,931 --> 00:47:11,106
Nope, there it is!

1143
00:47:11,149 --> 00:47:12,629
Little silvery feelin'.

1144
00:47:12,673 --> 00:47:14,283
The call of the wild.

1145
00:47:14,326 --> 00:47:16,111
♪ Wild thing

1146
00:47:16,154 --> 00:47:18,504
♪ you make my heart sing

1147
00:47:21,985 --> 00:47:24,640
♪ wild thing

1148
00:47:24,684 --> 00:47:27,512
♪ you make my heart sing

1149
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:31,342
♪ you make everything

1150
00:47:31,386 --> 00:47:32,996
♪ groovy ♪

1151
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,020
Is this the guy?

1152
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:02,329
Is who what guy?

1153
00:48:02,372 --> 00:48:04,157
The guy.

1154
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,682
The guy that was supposed
to be zora's father but isn't,

1155
00:48:07,726 --> 00:48:10,119
because...you know.

1156
00:48:10,163 --> 00:48:12,339
Yeah. that's
my husband Charles.

1157
00:48:12,382 --> 00:48:13,819
Charlie.

1158
00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:15,647
Looks nice.

1159
00:48:16,691 --> 00:48:18,387
Was he nice?

1160
00:48:20,563 --> 00:48:22,391
Yeah, he was nice.

1161
00:48:24,393 --> 00:48:25,830
Never remarried?

1162
00:48:25,873 --> 00:48:26,831
Tthh. no.

1163
00:48:26,874 --> 00:48:28,354
I mean,

1164
00:48:28,397 --> 00:48:30,530
what's the point?

1165
00:48:30,573 --> 00:48:31,531
Yeah.

1166
00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:33,011
Yeah, I'm divorced.

1167
00:48:33,054 --> 00:48:34,316
Twice.

1168
00:48:35,753 --> 00:48:38,843
Right now, I'm...
Living with someone.

1169
00:48:38,886 --> 00:48:40,845
Mmm...

1170
00:48:40,888 --> 00:48:42,673
Never had any children.

1171
00:48:44,762 --> 00:48:45,763
Huh.

1172
00:48:46,893 --> 00:48:49,548
That zora,
looks like a nice kid.

1173
00:48:49,591 --> 00:48:51,550
Ohh, she's a great kid.

1174
00:48:51,593 --> 00:48:54,988
I don't know
what I would've done
without her.

1175
00:48:57,774 --> 00:49:00,733
Family really is
the way to go.

1176
00:49:00,777 --> 00:49:03,605
I live to enjoy myself.

1177
00:49:13,615 --> 00:49:15,443
Funny thing--sperm.

1178
00:49:18,619 --> 00:49:21,666
Well, what do we got here?

1179
00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:23,886
"Jesus was a black man."

1180
00:49:23,929 --> 00:49:28,238
Well, hell, at least
you got yourself
a point of view.

1181
00:49:28,281 --> 00:49:32,242
Must be a real bummer
having a half-white kid.

1182
00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:33,330
Fuck you.

1183
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:35,245
Apparently we
already did that.

1184
00:49:35,288 --> 00:49:37,247
You know what?
Get out.

1185
00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,771
For being such
a free spirit,

1186
00:49:39,815 --> 00:49:41,251
you are
surprisingly uptight.

1187
00:49:41,294 --> 00:49:44,775
You, not surprisingly,
are a pain in the ass.

1188
00:49:44,819 --> 00:49:48,431
It turns out, I have
a daughter I never
heard about.

1189
00:49:48,474 --> 00:49:50,433
You don't have a daughter.

1190
00:49:50,476 --> 00:49:53,436
I have a daughter.
You have a car dealership.

1191
00:49:53,479 --> 00:49:55,438
We straightened
all this out.

1192
00:49:55,481 --> 00:49:56,918
Fine by me.

1193
00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:59,442
Are you sure
it's fine with her?

1194
00:49:59,485 --> 00:50:01,444
Maybe she wants
to see me.

1195
00:50:01,487 --> 00:50:02,924
I don't think so.

1196
00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:05,448
I was always good
at math and science.

1197
00:50:05,491 --> 00:50:08,103
Maybe I had something
to do with that part.

1198
00:50:08,146 --> 00:50:10,932
You had nothing
to do with it.
Understand?

1199
00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,934
I understand you,
your highness.

1200
00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:15,457
I can't talk to you
anymore.

1201
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,502
It's o.K.
I'm outta here.

1202
00:50:18,503 --> 00:50:19,940
Have a nice life.

1203
00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:20,984
I will.

1204
00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:32,953
Hi.

1205
00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:34,345
Hi.

1206
00:50:35,564 --> 00:50:37,218
O.k. what's up?

1207
00:50:37,261 --> 00:50:39,481
You think
he's my father?

1208
00:50:39,524 --> 00:50:40,743
Look...

1209
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:43,223
All he was
was some sperm

1210
00:50:43,266 --> 00:50:45,225
with one
motivated swimmer.

1211
00:50:45,268 --> 00:50:46,617
That's all.

1212
00:50:48,097 --> 00:50:51,579
I just wish I could've
asked him a few questions.

1213
00:50:51,622 --> 00:50:55,931
Why? the man is so dumb,
what was he gonna tell you?

1214
00:50:55,975 --> 00:50:57,454
Forget it. It's over.

1215
00:50:57,498 --> 00:50:59,326
Ma, but you don't--

1216
00:50:59,369 --> 00:51:03,330
please. I really don't want
to talk about this anymore.

1217
00:51:05,593 --> 00:51:06,768
O.k.

1218
00:51:06,812 --> 00:51:09,771
[Sewing machine starts]

1219
00:51:09,815 --> 00:51:11,511
Ma, just one thing.

1220
00:51:11,554 --> 00:51:13,339
What?

1221
00:51:13,382 --> 00:51:15,776
When you were
alone with him,

1222
00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:18,257
did he say anything
about me?

1223
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:21,303
Is it really
that important to you?

1224
00:51:22,827 --> 00:51:24,350
Yes.

1225
00:51:27,005 --> 00:51:29,181
Well, yeah, he did.

1226
00:51:30,269 --> 00:51:31,792
He said, uh...

1227
00:51:31,836 --> 00:51:34,795
That you seemed
really smart...

1228
00:51:34,839 --> 00:51:37,537
And really confident.

1229
00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:41,192
He also said he thought
you were really beautiful.

1230
00:51:41,235 --> 00:51:42,628
Really?

1231
00:51:42,671 --> 00:51:43,629
Yeah.

1232
00:51:43,672 --> 00:51:44,630
Really?

1233
00:51:44,673 --> 00:51:46,153
I cross my heart.

1234
00:51:48,155 --> 00:51:49,417
That's cool.

1235
00:51:54,466 --> 00:51:55,859
Good night.

1236
00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:58,731
Good night, my daughter.

1237
00:51:58,774 --> 00:52:00,211
I love you.

1238
00:52:00,254 --> 00:52:01,865
I love you, too.

1239
00:52:06,086 --> 00:52:08,045
It's not true...

1240
00:52:08,088 --> 00:52:09,654
But it's cool.

1241
00:52:11,874 --> 00:52:14,311
This is hal Jackson
of Jackson motors,

1242
00:52:14,354 --> 00:52:16,704
asking you to bear in mind

1243
00:52:16,748 --> 00:52:19,838
there's a reason that
so many people come to us

1244
00:52:19,882 --> 00:52:21,753
for deals on
cars and trucks.

1245
00:52:21,796 --> 00:52:23,102
Ugh, god.

1246
00:52:23,146 --> 00:52:25,322
Now I'm gonna wrestle
with you over--

1247
00:52:25,365 --> 00:52:26,366
[grrr]

1248
00:52:28,368 --> 00:52:29,326
Daddy?

1249
00:52:29,369 --> 00:52:30,849
Sarah?

1250
00:52:30,893 --> 00:52:31,850
Daddy!

1251
00:52:31,894 --> 00:52:32,851
Oh, daddy!

1252
00:52:32,895 --> 00:52:34,374
I found you.

1253
00:52:34,418 --> 00:52:36,855
They said
you were dead, but--

1254
00:52:36,899 --> 00:52:38,334
you should try this.

1255
00:52:38,377 --> 00:52:40,336
Hal, you
should try this.

1256
00:52:40,379 --> 00:52:41,424
Uh-huh.

1257
00:52:41,467 --> 00:52:43,687
Don't you know me,
daddy?

1258
00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:45,863
I'm Sarah! I'm Sarah!

1259
00:52:45,907 --> 00:52:49,736
The final price
will be...Shocking!

1260
00:52:51,564 --> 00:52:53,610
But I'm Sarah!

1261
00:52:53,653 --> 00:52:55,351
[Crying]

1262
00:52:58,658 --> 00:53:00,356
Yes.

1263
00:53:00,399 --> 00:53:01,792
Yes.

1264
00:53:01,835 --> 00:53:03,402
Sarah!

1265
00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:05,056
My baby.

1266
00:53:07,144 --> 00:53:08,624
Her majesty,
the queen.

1267
00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:12,541
[God save the queen
playing]

1268
00:53:17,285 --> 00:53:18,808
My daddy.

1269
00:53:51,013 --> 00:53:51,971
Hello.

1270
00:53:52,014 --> 00:53:53,450
Hey, how're you doin'?

1271
00:53:53,494 --> 00:53:54,669
All right.

1272
00:53:55,757 --> 00:53:57,933
Where's zora?

1273
00:53:57,977 --> 00:53:59,761
Uh, she just left.

1274
00:54:00,762 --> 00:54:02,764
Oh. she go get lunch?

1275
00:54:03,938 --> 00:54:06,941
Um...you--you know,
she never really
tells me.

1276
00:54:06,985 --> 00:54:09,422
I just--i don't know.

1277
00:54:09,465 --> 00:54:10,945
You don't know.

1278
00:54:10,989 --> 00:54:13,426
What do you mean
you don't know?

1279
00:54:13,469 --> 00:54:14,949
Where is she?

1280
00:54:14,993 --> 00:54:16,429
Don't ignore me.

1281
00:54:16,472 --> 00:54:19,432
You better tell
me where she is...

1282
00:54:19,475 --> 00:54:20,476
Ow!

1283
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,435
Or I'll rip out
your tracheae.

1284
00:54:22,478 --> 00:54:23,436
Oh, zora.

1285
00:54:23,479 --> 00:54:24,524
Yeah, zora.

1286
00:54:24,567 --> 00:54:26,961
She went to
the car dealership.

1287
00:54:27,005 --> 00:54:27,962
What?

1288
00:54:28,006 --> 00:54:29,442
She went.
I didn't.

1289
00:54:29,485 --> 00:54:30,486
Ow!

1290
00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:34,968
This is hal Jackson
of Jackson motors.

1291
00:54:35,012 --> 00:54:37,797
Come on down and see
our circus of deals

1292
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,626
on the latest model cars
and trucks.

1293
00:54:40,669 --> 00:54:42,628
Tiny, down.

1294
00:54:42,671 --> 00:54:43,716
[Trumpeting]

1295
00:54:43,759 --> 00:54:45,152
Don't forget.

1296
00:54:45,196 --> 00:54:48,373
10% back means
10% more peanuts
in your pocket.

1297
00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:50,070
Isn't that right,
tiny?

1298
00:54:50,114 --> 00:54:52,986
Or did you
forget again?

1299
00:54:53,030 --> 00:54:54,379
Great.

1300
00:54:54,422 --> 00:54:55,380
Cueing tiny.

1301
00:54:55,423 --> 00:54:57,077
Up again!

1302
00:54:57,121 --> 00:54:58,557
Heigh-ho, tiny!

1303
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,080
Cut, cut, cut.

1304
00:55:00,124 --> 00:55:01,255
Reset.

1305
00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:02,255
Reset, tiny.

1306
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,256
Resetting, tiny.

1307
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,084
What the hell
you mean cut?

1308
00:55:05,128 --> 00:55:07,086
We're losing you
when tiny rears up.

1309
00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:09,480
O.k. we're ready
to go again.

1310
00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:11,525
Oh, my god, she's back.

1311
00:55:11,569 --> 00:55:12,831
Concentration, hal.

1312
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,311
Give me a cigarette quick.

1313
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,139
You're talking to me--

1314
00:55:16,182 --> 00:55:19,707
just shut up and give me
the damn cigarette,
will you?

1315
00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:21,492
[Bicycle bell rings]

1316
00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:22,667
Great.

1317
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:25,496
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.

1318
00:55:25,539 --> 00:55:26,497
Hey, lady!

1319
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:27,498
[Sarah]
hello.

1320
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,587
[Trumpets]

1321
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:31,675
This is hal Jackson
of Jackson motors.

1322
00:55:31,718 --> 00:55:34,895
This is supposed to be
a closed set.

1323
00:55:34,939 --> 00:55:35,940
Whoa! hey!

1324
00:55:35,983 --> 00:55:37,072
[Bell rings]

1325
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,509
Whoa!

1326
00:55:39,552 --> 00:55:41,163
Don't forget.

1327
00:55:41,206 --> 00:55:44,688
10% back means 10% more
peanuts in your pocket.

1328
00:55:44,731 --> 00:55:47,604
Isn't that right, tiny?
Oh, no, no, tiny.

1329
00:55:48,822 --> 00:55:49,780
[Trumpeting]

1330
00:55:49,823 --> 00:55:50,824
Uh-oh.

1331
00:55:50,868 --> 00:55:52,522
[Bicycle bell rings]

1332
00:55:52,565 --> 00:55:55,351
Whoa. what's happening?

1333
00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,092
Here we go again.

1334
00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:00,703
Alert the media!

1335
00:56:00,746 --> 00:56:02,357
The press!
Call the press!

1336
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,141
Ma, look.

1337
00:56:04,185 --> 00:56:06,752
Ooh! whoo!

1338
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:08,102
Oh, shit!

1339
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:15,152
Oh, god!

1340
00:56:15,196 --> 00:56:16,980
Stop ringin'
the damn bell!

1341
00:56:17,023 --> 00:56:18,895
We're right
behind you,
babe!

1342
00:56:18,938 --> 00:56:22,420
Stop ringin'
the god damn bell!

1343
00:56:24,118 --> 00:56:26,076
Oh, shit!

1344
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,295
Oh!

1345
00:56:27,338 --> 00:56:28,686
[Horns honk]

1346
00:56:33,213 --> 00:56:34,388
Oh, shit!

1347
00:56:34,431 --> 00:56:36,868
Stop ringin'
the god damn--ow!

1348
00:56:36,912 --> 00:56:38,131
Ooohh!

1349
00:56:38,174 --> 00:56:39,436
Whoa!

1350
00:56:42,961 --> 00:56:45,312
You better be shooting!
You cut, you die!

1351
00:56:45,355 --> 00:56:46,617
You cut, you die!

1352
00:56:46,661 --> 00:56:48,271
This is
all fabulous!

1353
00:56:48,315 --> 00:56:49,925
Ohh!

1354
00:56:49,968 --> 00:56:51,579
♪ Hare krishna

1355
00:56:51,622 --> 00:56:53,624
♪ hare, hare,
hare, hare ♪♪

1356
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,236
Move! move!

1357
00:56:57,279 --> 00:56:59,847
Oh, lord, help!

1358
00:56:59,890 --> 00:57:01,327
Hal, it's Kimberly.

1359
00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:03,503
You never called.

1360
00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:05,374
Oh, hi.

1361
00:57:05,418 --> 00:57:06,984
[Horns honk]

1362
00:57:07,028 --> 00:57:09,378
Stop! whoa! Whoa!

1363
00:57:09,422 --> 00:57:10,423
Oh, Jesus.

1364
00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:17,604
Coming through.
Watch your feet.

1365
00:57:17,647 --> 00:57:18,605
Coming through.

1366
00:57:18,648 --> 00:57:19,823
[Trumpeting]

1367
00:57:19,867 --> 00:57:23,610
Please, stop ringing
the god damn bell!

1368
00:57:23,653 --> 00:57:25,089
Oh, Jesus!

1369
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:42,193
[Ringing bell]

1370
00:57:47,198 --> 00:57:48,460
Ta-da!

1371
00:57:48,503 --> 00:57:49,504
[Crowd cheers]

1372
00:57:54,335 --> 00:57:57,772
[Trumpeting]

1373
00:57:57,816 --> 00:58:00,601
Thank you, Jesus!
Thank you. I'm alive.

1374
00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:02,124
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.

1375
00:58:02,168 --> 00:58:03,604
Thank you, baby.

1376
00:58:03,648 --> 00:58:05,606
Oh.

1377
00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:06,607
[Aroo]

1378
00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:08,130
It wasn't
my fault.

1379
00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:11,133
Wait! wait
till you see
the footage.

1380
00:58:11,177 --> 00:58:12,613
Two news crews
showed up.

1381
00:58:12,657 --> 00:58:13,614
I'm alive.

1382
00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:15,137
Are you o.K.?

1383
00:58:15,181 --> 00:58:16,617
Yes, I'm fine.

1384
00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:17,836
Ma, not you.

1385
00:58:17,879 --> 00:58:19,316
Are you all right?

1386
00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:21,970
Do I look
all right to you?

1387
00:58:22,014 --> 00:58:23,015
Wait.

1388
00:58:23,058 --> 00:58:24,842
Hey, hey,
what are you doing?

1389
00:58:24,885 --> 00:58:27,323
The elephant
was following
the bell,

1390
00:58:27,366 --> 00:58:28,324
your bell.

1391
00:58:28,367 --> 00:58:29,368
This...

1392
00:58:30,369 --> 00:58:33,938
This god damn bell.

1393
00:58:33,981 --> 00:58:35,635
[Aroo]

1394
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:36,636
It was?

1395
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,508
Oh, shit.

1396
00:58:38,551 --> 00:58:40,031
Yeah. he was.

1397
00:58:40,074 --> 00:58:42,033
He was following
my bell?

1398
00:58:42,076 --> 00:58:44,688
I thought you
were dead at
that intersection.

1399
00:58:44,731 --> 00:58:46,342
That was close,
wasn't it?

1400
00:58:46,385 --> 00:58:47,517
Yeah.

1401
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,911
My bell.

1402
00:58:52,390 --> 00:58:55,350
You mean you ended up
in the water

1403
00:58:55,393 --> 00:58:57,656
because of my bell?

1404
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,179
I'm sorry.

1405
00:59:00,398 --> 00:59:02,008
Wait!

1406
00:59:03,662 --> 00:59:06,317
You know something?
You can go to hell.

1407
00:59:06,361 --> 00:59:07,971
If I could
follow you.

1408
00:59:08,014 --> 00:59:10,800
I'll ring my bell
so you know it's me.

1409
00:59:10,843 --> 00:59:13,019
You're gorgeous
when you're wet.

1410
00:59:16,109 --> 00:59:17,546
[Car horns honk]

1411
00:59:17,589 --> 00:59:18,547
[Brakes squeal]

1412
00:59:18,590 --> 00:59:19,765
[Cars crash]

1413
00:59:19,809 --> 00:59:22,289
Just take my word
for it.

1414
00:59:22,332 --> 00:59:23,768
It was a disaster.

1415
00:59:23,812 --> 00:59:25,161
God damn disaster.

1416
00:59:25,204 --> 00:59:28,164
I hear elephants
can be very,
very violent.

1417
00:59:28,207 --> 00:59:30,645
Plus, they're pregnant
for two years.

1418
00:59:30,688 --> 00:59:33,169
Two years.
Can you imagine that?

1419
00:59:33,212 --> 00:59:35,650
Then the baby elephant
comes out--

1420
00:59:35,693 --> 00:59:37,478
has this really
bristly hair.

1421
00:59:37,521 --> 00:59:38,479
Turn over.

1422
00:59:38,522 --> 00:59:40,263
[Grunt]

1423
00:59:40,307 --> 00:59:42,265
Stacy, honey,
my whole career's

1424
00:59:42,309 --> 00:59:43,745
gone down
the toilet,

1425
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:46,269
and you're
talking about
pregnant elephants?

1426
00:59:46,313 --> 00:59:49,490
Aw, monkey man,
you're full of stress.

1427
00:59:49,533 --> 00:59:52,013
There's a point
right here
in your hand

1428
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:54,363
that if I squeeze,
close your eyes,

1429
00:59:54,407 --> 00:59:55,973
this won't hurt.

1430
00:59:56,017 --> 00:59:56,974
[Bones crack]

1431
00:59:57,018 --> 00:59:57,975
Ha!

1432
00:59:58,019 --> 00:59:59,716
Does that
feel better?

1433
01:00:00,717 --> 01:00:01,892
That's better,
isn't it?

1434
01:00:01,936 --> 01:00:02,893
Ow.

1435
01:00:02,937 --> 01:00:04,155
Turn over again.

1436
01:00:04,199 --> 01:00:05,679
Ooh!

1437
01:00:05,722 --> 01:00:08,203
You know something?
If you did lose
your business,

1438
01:00:08,246 --> 01:00:10,379
you could always
take the time

1439
01:00:10,423 --> 01:00:11,859
to explore
your artistic side.

1440
01:00:11,902 --> 01:00:14,862
I always thought
you had the hands

1441
01:00:14,905 --> 01:00:17,691
of somebody
who could play
the violin.

1442
01:00:17,734 --> 01:00:19,213
But Stacy, honey--

1443
01:00:19,256 --> 01:00:20,388
I know what
you're going to say.

1444
01:00:20,432 --> 01:00:23,043
Nobody listens
to the violin anymore.

1445
01:00:23,086 --> 01:00:26,699
That's true,
but you could
make them do it

1446
01:00:26,742 --> 01:00:29,702
by playing it
in a whole new way,

1447
01:00:29,745 --> 01:00:31,921
more bluesy, perhaps,
or...Rap!

1448
01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:32,922
Rap! rap!

1449
01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:33,923
Rap even!

1450
01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:36,099
You could do it
like a--oh.

1451
01:00:36,143 --> 01:00:37,100
Oh, sorry.

1452
01:00:37,144 --> 01:00:38,232
I--oh.

1453
01:00:38,275 --> 01:00:40,234
Your head hurts,
doesn't it?

1454
01:00:40,277 --> 01:00:42,715
Do you want me
to, um,

1455
01:00:42,758 --> 01:00:45,544
maybe sing you
a song or something?

1456
01:00:45,587 --> 01:00:46,893
O.k.

1457
01:00:46,936 --> 01:00:48,937
No. no,
please don't.

1458
01:00:48,981 --> 01:00:50,939
It's
a very nice song.

1459
01:00:50,983 --> 01:00:52,419
Music can be
so healing.

1460
01:00:52,463 --> 01:00:54,900
This is the song.

1461
01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:58,120
♪ Dr. long

1462
01:00:58,164 --> 01:01:00,906
♪ Dr. song

1463
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:03,387
♪ nice song

1464
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:06,738
♪ makes you
feel better ♪

1465
01:01:06,781 --> 01:01:08,653
♪ hum along

1466
01:01:08,696 --> 01:01:11,830
♪ warm chords
surround you ♪

1467
01:01:11,873 --> 01:01:13,440
♪ surround you

1468
01:01:13,484 --> 01:01:16,660
♪ and make you strong

1469
01:01:16,703 --> 01:01:19,924
♪ 'cause you sit here
singing ♪

1470
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:23,014
♪ nice

1471
01:01:23,057 --> 01:01:26,496
♪ long

1472
01:01:26,539 --> 01:01:30,021
♪ song ♪

1473
01:01:30,064 --> 01:01:31,631
Ohh.

1474
01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:48,778
What's going on?

1475
01:01:48,821 --> 01:01:50,475
No, hold on
a second.

1476
01:01:50,519 --> 01:01:53,783
Stop! I can explain.

1477
01:01:53,826 --> 01:01:54,958
What's going on?

1478
01:01:55,001 --> 01:01:56,481
Are they
repossessing
everything?

1479
01:01:56,525 --> 01:01:57,961
No! everything's
selling.

1480
01:01:58,004 --> 01:02:00,964
It was that
whole tiny thing
that went big.

1481
01:02:01,007 --> 01:02:02,487
You're a smash.

1482
01:02:02,531 --> 01:02:03,967
Bobby, get
over here.

1483
01:02:04,010 --> 01:02:05,490
Money! money!
We're making money!

1484
01:02:05,534 --> 01:02:06,970
Sign this.
It's beautiful.

1485
01:02:07,013 --> 01:02:08,972
They're just
flying out of here.

1486
01:02:09,015 --> 01:02:09,973
Hey, boss!

1487
01:02:10,016 --> 01:02:11,975
It's like
you always said,

1488
01:02:12,018 --> 01:02:15,978
if we can get them
into the door,
they'll buy it.

1489
01:02:16,021 --> 01:02:18,502
It's you and
that elephant lady.

1490
01:02:18,546 --> 01:02:19,982
You're a hit,
cowboy!

1491
01:02:20,025 --> 01:02:21,505
Where's the lady?

1492
01:02:21,549 --> 01:02:22,506
Where's tiny?

1493
01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:23,986
Who? oh,
the elephant.

1494
01:02:24,029 --> 01:02:24,987
Drowned, I guess.

1495
01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:26,249
[Crying]

1496
01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,991
Sorry, little girl.
I didn't mean that.

1497
01:02:29,034 --> 01:02:30,514
Uh, carry on.

1498
01:02:30,558 --> 01:02:31,994
Well, hello,
ladies.

1499
01:02:32,037 --> 01:02:33,517
Look at you all.

1500
01:02:33,561 --> 01:02:34,518
Over here!

1501
01:02:34,562 --> 01:02:35,998
Over here!
Please!

1502
01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:38,261
I'll be damned!

1503
01:02:38,304 --> 01:02:39,871
[Door closes]

1504
01:02:40,916 --> 01:02:42,047
Yes!

1505
01:02:43,526 --> 01:02:46,486
[Bobby]
let me just show you
this truck.

1506
01:02:46,529 --> 01:02:48,531
This truck
was made for love.

1507
01:02:48,575 --> 01:02:51,012
You can give birth
in this cab

1508
01:02:51,055 --> 01:02:53,014
while you're listening
to the radio.

1509
01:02:53,057 --> 01:02:54,058
Am, fm, uhf...

1510
01:03:11,727 --> 01:03:13,294
So what time
are you done?

1511
01:03:13,337 --> 01:03:15,296
Well, I teach
until 10:00.

1512
01:03:15,339 --> 01:03:17,516
You have dinner plans,
don't you?

1513
01:03:17,559 --> 01:03:19,518
Oh, yeah.
We're all celebrating.

1514
01:03:19,561 --> 01:03:20,997
Good night, boss.

1515
01:03:21,041 --> 01:03:22,521
Good night, Bobby.

1516
01:03:22,564 --> 01:03:23,739
Unbelievable day.

1517
01:03:23,783 --> 01:03:26,176
We damn near sold
every car on the lot.

1518
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,177
Mmm.

1519
01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:30,137
Oh, that's nice.

1520
01:03:30,180 --> 01:03:32,008
All right.
I'll see you later.

1521
01:03:32,052 --> 01:03:33,009
O.k.

1522
01:03:33,053 --> 01:03:35,011
Goodbye, baby.

1523
01:03:35,055 --> 01:03:36,012
Hi.

1524
01:03:36,056 --> 01:03:37,013
Hi.

1525
01:03:37,057 --> 01:03:38,014
Mmm. good.

1526
01:03:38,058 --> 01:03:41,016
You have
very strong hands.

1527
01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:42,583
Thanks.

1528
01:03:42,627 --> 01:03:44,237
Whoa.

1529
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,065
Get out of here.
It's late.

1530
01:03:46,108 --> 01:03:47,457
I'm going.

1531
01:03:51,723 --> 01:03:54,073
Boy, I'll
tell you, huh?

1532
01:03:54,116 --> 01:03:56,075
Perfect night
for a celebration.

1533
01:03:56,118 --> 01:03:57,598
Sure is.

1534
01:03:57,642 --> 01:03:58,599
Night.

1535
01:03:58,643 --> 01:04:00,079
Good night.

1536
01:04:00,122 --> 01:04:02,081
Jamaica, mon,
this close.

1537
01:04:02,124 --> 01:04:03,082
Night, chief.

1538
01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,605
Whew!

1539
01:04:04,649 --> 01:04:05,606
Hey, Jose!

1540
01:04:05,650 --> 01:04:07,086
They wiped us out.

1541
01:04:07,129 --> 01:04:08,609
Whew! I'm telling you.

1542
01:04:08,653 --> 01:04:10,610
Stripped us clean.

1543
01:04:10,654 --> 01:04:12,090
Yeah.

1544
01:04:12,133 --> 01:04:14,614
So what are you
going to do?

1545
01:04:14,658 --> 01:04:16,094
You going to
celebrate?

1546
01:04:16,137 --> 01:04:17,095
Oh, sort of.

1547
01:04:17,138 --> 01:04:18,618
Tonight's
my poker night.

1548
01:04:18,662 --> 01:04:20,098
You got
any plans?

1549
01:04:20,141 --> 01:04:21,099
Yeah. I'm covered.

1550
01:04:21,142 --> 01:04:22,622
I'll see you, man.

1551
01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:24,102
All right.
Good night,

1552
01:04:24,145 --> 01:04:25,103
and what a night!

1553
01:04:25,146 --> 01:04:26,713
Hell of a night.

1554
01:04:41,248 --> 01:04:43,816
♪ If you need
a miracle ♪

1555
01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:48,778
♪ then what you got
to do ♪

1556
01:04:48,821 --> 01:04:51,302
♪ is have
a little faith ♪

1557
01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:55,132
♪ to pull you
through ♪

1558
01:04:55,175 --> 01:05:00,964
♪ no one can hide
this burnin' feelin' ♪

1559
01:05:01,007 --> 01:05:03,793
♪ feelin'

1560
01:05:03,836 --> 01:05:07,665
♪ it's as plain
as black and white ♪

1561
01:05:11,190 --> 01:05:15,760
♪ we're both prisoners
of our freedom ♪

1562
01:05:15,804 --> 01:05:17,327
♪ freedom

1563
01:05:17,370 --> 01:05:19,155
♪ and the chains

1564
01:05:19,198 --> 01:05:23,768
♪ are way too tight

1565
01:05:23,812 --> 01:05:25,814
♪ oh

1566
01:05:25,857 --> 01:05:28,381
♪ if you need
a miracle ♪

1567
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:33,169
♪ then what you got
to do ♪

1568
01:05:33,212 --> 01:05:34,605
♪ is have
a little faith ♪

1569
01:05:34,649 --> 01:05:35,823
♪ have a little faith

1570
01:05:35,866 --> 01:05:38,521
♪ to pull you through

1571
01:05:38,564 --> 01:05:40,654
♪ yeah, yeah ♪

1572
01:05:44,309 --> 01:05:45,746
Hey, Mrs. mathews,

1573
01:05:45,789 --> 01:05:48,705
um, I'm a little
concerned.

1574
01:05:48,749 --> 01:05:50,707
What do we
actually know

1575
01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:53,710
about this guy
zora's going out with
tonight?

1576
01:05:53,754 --> 01:05:55,190
Didn't you check
him out

1577
01:05:55,233 --> 01:05:57,714
or whatever parents
are supposed to do?

1578
01:05:57,758 --> 01:05:59,716
Why are you
still here?

1579
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,718
Don't you have
any dignity?

1580
01:06:01,762 --> 01:06:02,719
[Doorbell rings]

1581
01:06:02,763 --> 01:06:04,720
Get the door.

1582
01:06:04,764 --> 01:06:06,200
Oh, my god!

1583
01:06:06,243 --> 01:06:08,724
Hey, this is worse
than I thought.

1584
01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:10,204
What is?

1585
01:06:10,247 --> 01:06:11,248
'Scuse me.

1586
01:06:11,292 --> 01:06:13,207
Oh, no, you don't,
miss thing.

1587
01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:15,209
Go put on
a jacket.

1588
01:06:15,252 --> 01:06:16,732
No, you don't,
miss thing.

1589
01:06:16,776 --> 01:06:18,212
Go put on a jacket.

1590
01:06:18,255 --> 01:06:19,213
You better
shut up.

1591
01:06:19,256 --> 01:06:21,215
Get him out
of here.

1592
01:06:21,258 --> 01:06:22,738
Somebody get
the door.

1593
01:06:22,782 --> 01:06:24,740
Is this how
we living?

1594
01:06:24,784 --> 01:06:25,741
That's fine.

1595
01:06:25,785 --> 01:06:28,222
You can go
flaunt your fun bags

1596
01:06:28,265 --> 01:06:29,745
any way you please.

1597
01:06:29,789 --> 01:06:30,964
[Knock on door]

1598
01:06:31,007 --> 01:06:33,227
I just got
one thing to say.

1599
01:06:33,269 --> 01:06:36,185
Funbag flaunting
only leads
to trouble.

1600
01:06:36,229 --> 01:06:37,186
[Doorbell rings]

1601
01:06:37,230 --> 01:06:39,536
Get the door.

1602
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,974
Just remember
i said it,
all right?

1603
01:06:43,149 --> 01:06:45,064
It's a white man
at the door.

1604
01:06:47,806 --> 01:06:49,242
Am I interrupting
something?

1605
01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:51,157
No. um...

1606
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,769
How are you?

1607
01:06:54,813 --> 01:06:56,118
I'm o.K.

1608
01:06:56,162 --> 01:06:58,773
I brought something
for you and your mother.

1609
01:06:58,817 --> 01:07:01,123
Why?

1610
01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:02,471
Ma.

1611
01:07:02,515 --> 01:07:04,517
I'm not
really sure.

1612
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,519
There you go.

1613
01:07:16,834 --> 01:07:18,487
[Bell rings]

1614
01:07:18,531 --> 01:07:20,141
Ha ha!

1615
01:07:20,185 --> 01:07:22,753
[Ring ring]

1616
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:33,327
I'm not good at,
you know, receiving,

1617
01:07:33,371 --> 01:07:35,329
and so I don't want
you to think

1618
01:07:35,373 --> 01:07:36,766
that I don't
like it.

1619
01:07:36,809 --> 01:07:40,378
Which in your language
means thank you.

1620
01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:42,815
Yes.

1621
01:07:42,859 --> 01:07:43,860
Thank you.

1622
01:07:43,903 --> 01:07:45,122
You're welcome.

1623
01:07:55,262 --> 01:07:57,743
"The world
is waiting for you,

1624
01:07:57,787 --> 01:07:59,831
"and here are
a few maps

1625
01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:03,748
in case you get lost
along the way. Hal."

1626
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,316
Thank you.

1627
01:08:11,887 --> 01:08:13,976
You're welcome.

1628
01:08:14,019 --> 01:08:15,847
Well, yeah.

1629
01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:18,850
Well, I guess
i ought to be going.

1630
01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:20,112
I'll walk you out.

1631
01:08:21,418 --> 01:08:22,854
Hey, be cool,
man.

1632
01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:25,552
Yeah. thank you
very much.

1633
01:08:34,909 --> 01:08:37,868
That was a really
nice thing you did.

1634
01:08:37,912 --> 01:08:38,869
She's thrilled.

1635
01:08:38,913 --> 01:08:40,392
Thank you.

1636
01:08:40,436 --> 01:08:42,873
So, are we
getting along now?

1637
01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:44,875
Come on, what
does that mean?

1638
01:08:44,919 --> 01:08:47,399
I'm not sure.
I'm just checking.

1639
01:08:47,443 --> 01:08:48,923
[Car radio]

1640
01:08:51,099 --> 01:08:53,579
Hey, Diego, what
are you doing here?

1641
01:08:53,623 --> 01:08:57,061
Me, boss? What
are you doing here?

1642
01:08:57,105 --> 01:08:59,062
Hi. I'm--
I'm zora's mother.

1643
01:08:59,106 --> 01:09:00,585
Hi. I'm Diego.

1644
01:09:00,629 --> 01:09:01,891
Nice to meet you.

1645
01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:02,892
Thank you.

1646
01:09:02,936 --> 01:09:03,937
Behave yourself.

1647
01:09:05,939 --> 01:09:06,896
Hi.

1648
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:08,419
Wow.

1649
01:09:08,463 --> 01:09:10,595
Oh, thank you.

1650
01:09:10,639 --> 01:09:12,119
Shall we?

1651
01:09:12,162 --> 01:09:13,511
Yes.

1652
01:09:15,513 --> 01:09:17,124
Bye.

1653
01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:18,342
You look great.

1654
01:09:18,386 --> 01:09:19,648
And so do you.

1655
01:09:19,691 --> 01:09:21,128
She's wearing that?

1656
01:09:21,171 --> 01:09:23,434
That's exactly
what I've been sayin'!

1657
01:09:23,478 --> 01:09:26,436
Hey, Diego, you have
her back here by--

1658
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,438
she got a curfew
or something?

1659
01:09:28,482 --> 01:09:29,483
Midnight.

1660
01:09:29,526 --> 01:09:31,441
Have her back here
by midnight!

1661
01:09:31,485 --> 01:09:32,442
We will.

1662
01:09:32,486 --> 01:09:34,053
Have a good time.

1663
01:09:37,317 --> 01:09:39,797
I hope you like to dance.

1664
01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:41,799
Oh, I love to dance.

1665
01:09:41,843 --> 01:09:43,236
Bye now.

1666
01:09:50,504 --> 01:09:51,940
Do you know him?

1667
01:09:51,984 --> 01:09:52,941
Yeah, yeah.

1668
01:09:52,985 --> 01:09:54,464
He works for me.

1669
01:09:54,508 --> 01:09:55,943
So if anything happens--

1670
01:09:55,987 --> 01:09:57,118
I'll fire his ass.

1671
01:09:57,162 --> 01:09:58,206
O.k.

1672
01:10:00,513 --> 01:10:01,949
So, what's up, baby?

1673
01:10:01,993 --> 01:10:04,473
You want to slide out
for a minute?

1674
01:10:04,517 --> 01:10:06,475
Well, no,
i really shouldn't.

1675
01:10:06,519 --> 01:10:09,957
Come on, baby.
We'll go see a movie
or something.

1676
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:13,482
Well, I'm just not
really ready for
a commitment.

1677
01:10:13,526 --> 01:10:15,963
I just want to
take you out.

1678
01:10:16,007 --> 01:10:17,965
I said no!

1679
01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:20,141
Bitch!

1680
01:10:21,142 --> 01:10:22,361
Yo' motha!

1681
01:10:29,019 --> 01:10:30,498
Well--ha ha.

1682
01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:33,501
You probably
have plans for
the evening.

1683
01:10:33,545 --> 01:10:34,981
Yeah, yeah.

1684
01:10:35,025 --> 01:10:36,504
I'm gonna...

1685
01:10:36,548 --> 01:10:38,506
Go out and grab something.

1686
01:10:38,550 --> 01:10:40,987
What are you
going to grab?

1687
01:10:41,031 --> 01:10:42,989
Eat. I want to eat.

1688
01:10:43,033 --> 01:10:44,991
If you don't have
any plans,

1689
01:10:45,035 --> 01:10:46,993
you can come along.

1690
01:10:47,037 --> 01:10:49,517
Do you want me to come?

1691
01:10:49,561 --> 01:10:50,518
Yeah.

1692
01:10:50,562 --> 01:10:52,042
I think I do.

1693
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:56,001
O.k. well, then,
i don't have any plans.

1694
01:10:56,045 --> 01:10:57,524
You know something?

1695
01:10:57,568 --> 01:11:00,527
You could have said that
right off the bat.

1696
01:11:00,571 --> 01:11:04,009
Yeah, but you could've
just asked me to dinner.

1697
01:11:04,053 --> 01:11:05,576
I have to go change.

1698
01:11:14,759 --> 01:11:16,413
[Speaking Japanese]

1699
01:11:19,068 --> 01:11:21,547
Hey,
where's the, uh...

1700
01:11:21,591 --> 01:11:23,549
Where's the rice
and the noodles

1701
01:11:23,593 --> 01:11:27,031
and the fella that
flips the shrimp
into his hat?

1702
01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:29,033
I shouldn't have
let you order.

1703
01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:31,035
Half this stuff
still looks alive.

1704
01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,906
That's the whole idea.

1705
01:11:32,950 --> 01:11:34,212
You know what?

1706
01:11:34,256 --> 01:11:35,735
When she was 7,

1707
01:11:35,779 --> 01:11:38,912
I gave her one of those
Suzy homemaker oven things.

1708
01:11:38,956 --> 01:11:40,218
They come with mixes.

1709
01:11:40,262 --> 01:11:42,568
You're supposed to
make stuff. Not her.

1710
01:11:42,612 --> 01:11:44,266
All she wanted to do

1711
01:11:44,309 --> 01:11:46,268
was melt stuff
in the oven.

1712
01:11:46,311 --> 01:11:47,791
She gets that from me.

1713
01:11:47,834 --> 01:11:49,967
I only use my oven
to dry my sneakers.

1714
01:11:50,011 --> 01:11:52,099
I believe that.

1715
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:53,622
Hmm. hmm. What the hell.

1716
01:11:54,623 --> 01:11:55,624
No! no!

1717
01:11:55,667 --> 01:11:58,279
Uh-oh.

1718
01:11:58,322 --> 01:11:59,976
Oh, shit.

1719
01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:03,458
No, you're not supposed
to eat it like that.

1720
01:12:03,501 --> 01:12:05,025
Oh, god.

1721
01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:09,333
Oh, god.

1722
01:12:10,682 --> 01:12:12,206
You know, Jackson--

1723
01:12:12,249 --> 01:12:13,381
I'll buy you
another one.

1724
01:12:13,424 --> 01:12:14,730
This is ours.

1725
01:12:14,773 --> 01:12:16,036
Here. drink this.

1726
01:12:17,037 --> 01:12:18,125
Are you o.K.?

1727
01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:19,168
Oh, shit.

1728
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,215
I just--

1729
01:12:22,258 --> 01:12:23,216
[speaking Japanese]

1730
01:12:23,259 --> 01:12:26,001
He--he ate
a wasabi ball.

1731
01:12:26,045 --> 01:12:27,698
[Speaking Japanese]

1732
01:12:29,265 --> 01:12:31,180
I'm fine.

1733
01:12:31,224 --> 01:12:32,703
Oh, my god.

1734
01:12:32,747 --> 01:12:35,054
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to laugh,

1735
01:12:35,097 --> 01:12:36,533
but you're so funny.

1736
01:12:36,577 --> 01:12:38,840
I know that...Now.

1737
01:12:38,883 --> 01:12:39,841
You--

1738
01:12:39,884 --> 01:12:42,061
[speaking Japanese]

1739
01:12:42,104 --> 01:12:44,019
Maybe just
a little more.

1740
01:12:44,063 --> 01:12:45,586
[Speaking Japanese]

1741
01:12:45,629 --> 01:12:48,370
She just told you,
silly move, white man.

1742
01:12:51,069 --> 01:12:53,027
Are you all right?

1743
01:12:53,071 --> 01:12:54,333
I'm fine.

1744
01:12:54,376 --> 01:12:55,725
You sure?

1745
01:12:55,769 --> 01:12:56,770
Mm-hmm.

1746
01:12:59,947 --> 01:13:01,905
You know, you're--
you're all glisteny.

1747
01:13:01,949 --> 01:13:03,907
I think it's
from the wasabi.

1748
01:13:03,951 --> 01:13:06,910
You might want to try
the crab next time.

1749
01:13:06,954 --> 01:13:08,216
It's a little safer.

1750
01:13:08,260 --> 01:13:10,218
Yeah. no, next time,
I'm ordering.

1751
01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:11,611
That's
what's happening.

1752
01:13:16,616 --> 01:13:19,574
The only thing
i can ride is a horse.

1753
01:13:19,618 --> 01:13:22,099
Not once have we
shot a horse commercial.

1754
01:13:22,142 --> 01:13:24,927
Probably
because you'd look
too good on a horse.

1755
01:13:24,971 --> 01:13:28,235
They've got
to make you look
like a wild man.

1756
01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:29,758
That's
part of the appeal.

1757
01:13:29,802 --> 01:13:30,759
Really?

1758
01:13:30,803 --> 01:13:31,847
Yeah.

1759
01:13:31,891 --> 01:13:34,111
I never thought
of it that way.

1760
01:13:40,987 --> 01:13:42,423
You smell good.

1761
01:13:42,467 --> 01:13:43,772
What?

1762
01:13:43,816 --> 01:13:45,773
You smell good.

1763
01:13:45,817 --> 01:13:48,428
It's just this
lotion I'm using.

1764
01:13:48,472 --> 01:13:49,429
May I?

1765
01:13:49,473 --> 01:13:50,778
May you what?

1766
01:13:50,822 --> 01:13:52,432
Smell you.

1767
01:13:52,476 --> 01:13:54,130
Thought
you already did that.

1768
01:13:54,173 --> 01:13:55,261
Oh, wow.

1769
01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,785
Oh, I could get lost
in that smell.

1770
01:13:57,829 --> 01:13:59,265
I could close my eyes,

1771
01:13:59,309 --> 01:14:01,963
and no one would
ever find me.

1772
01:14:02,007 --> 01:14:03,791
Oh, no.

1773
01:14:03,835 --> 01:14:06,620
Somebody would find you.

1774
01:14:06,664 --> 01:14:09,188
Maybe you could
send up a flare.

1775
01:14:13,018 --> 01:14:15,628
You smell like that
everywhere?

1776
01:14:15,672 --> 01:14:17,152
I really don't know.

1777
01:14:17,195 --> 01:14:19,632
I'm not in the habit
of smelling myself.

1778
01:14:19,676 --> 01:14:21,156
I can check for you.

1779
01:14:23,506 --> 01:14:26,161
You're really something,
you know?

1780
01:14:26,204 --> 01:14:27,640
I'm just, you know,

1781
01:14:27,684 --> 01:14:30,165
I'm not used
to this kind of stuff.

1782
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,819
Is this
how you sell trucks?

1783
01:14:32,863 --> 01:14:35,822
It's not like
we haven't been
properly introduced.

1784
01:14:35,866 --> 01:14:37,998
I don't mean
to be crass,

1785
01:14:38,042 --> 01:14:41,654
but my sperm has been
in your body.

1786
01:14:41,698 --> 01:14:44,656
And where it goes
you figure
you should follow.

1787
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:47,006
Well, generally
i like to go first,

1788
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:49,487
but the little fellas
got there before me.

1789
01:14:49,531 --> 01:14:51,837
We have had
the child, Sarah.

1790
01:14:51,881 --> 01:14:55,232
We didn't have
a child, hal.

1791
01:14:55,276 --> 01:14:57,234
I had a child.

1792
01:14:57,278 --> 01:14:59,715
I'd like to make
that up to you.

1793
01:14:59,758 --> 01:15:01,412
I just bet you would.

1794
01:15:26,436 --> 01:15:29,091
This could get
complicated.

1795
01:15:29,134 --> 01:15:31,093
Don't worry.
I've done it before.

1796
01:15:31,136 --> 01:15:32,442
I'll bet you have.

1797
01:15:39,319 --> 01:15:41,276
Oh, yeah, you're slick.

1798
01:15:43,452 --> 01:15:45,149
I'll change.

1799
01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:51,286
No.

1800
01:15:51,330 --> 01:15:52,809
Don't.

1801
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:56,291
What should I do?

1802
01:15:56,335 --> 01:15:57,814
Smell me.

1803
01:16:10,173 --> 01:16:11,131
[Glass breaks]

1804
01:16:11,174 --> 01:16:13,220
Mm. mm! Mmm! Mm!

1805
01:16:13,264 --> 01:16:15,440
[Awk awk awk awk]

1806
01:16:15,483 --> 01:16:16,832
[Awk]

1807
01:16:52,693 --> 01:16:53,738
Hello.

1808
01:17:00,745 --> 01:17:01,833
Diego, stop.

1809
01:17:01,876 --> 01:17:03,008
What's wrong?

1810
01:17:03,051 --> 01:17:05,445
I better go home.
It's getting late.

1811
01:17:05,489 --> 01:17:08,099
Let's go to my place.
You could stay over.

1812
01:17:08,142 --> 01:17:09,796
My mother
would kill me.

1813
01:17:12,495 --> 01:17:14,845
Look, Diego,
i hardly know you.

1814
01:17:14,888 --> 01:17:17,195
Let's get to know
each other better.

1815
01:17:17,238 --> 01:17:18,327
Please.

1816
01:17:18,370 --> 01:17:20,329
Please.

1817
01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:27,814
[Brakes squealing]

1818
01:17:27,858 --> 01:17:29,816
What was that?

1819
01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:31,818
It was just the bed,
honey.

1820
01:17:31,862 --> 01:17:33,037
Just the bed.

1821
01:17:36,822 --> 01:17:39,172
Oh, Jesus.
It's zora.

1822
01:17:40,173 --> 01:17:42,611
Oh. where's my hat?
I got your shoe.

1823
01:17:42,654 --> 01:17:43,960
I don't know.
Where?

1824
01:17:44,003 --> 01:17:45,004
Right here.

1825
01:17:46,179 --> 01:17:47,616
Where's my damn hat?

1826
01:17:47,659 --> 01:17:48,965
My other shoe.

1827
01:17:49,008 --> 01:17:50,314
Oh.

1828
01:17:50,358 --> 01:17:52,316
Oh, jeez. They're
right behind me.

1829
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,971
Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's the hurry?

1830
01:17:55,014 --> 01:17:56,364
They're outside.

1831
01:17:59,845 --> 01:18:01,630
Oh.

1832
01:18:01,673 --> 01:18:04,154
Every time you squeeze
thigh master--

1833
01:18:04,197 --> 01:18:05,633
hey.

1834
01:18:05,676 --> 01:18:07,330
Hi, honey.

1835
01:18:07,374 --> 01:18:09,550
Hi.

1836
01:18:09,593 --> 01:18:11,552
Squeeze your way
to shapely thighs.

1837
01:18:11,595 --> 01:18:12,901
We're
watching TV.

1838
01:18:12,944 --> 01:18:14,250
Look at that.

1839
01:18:14,293 --> 01:18:15,251
Oh, it's late.

1840
01:18:15,294 --> 01:18:16,339
Time got away.

1841
01:18:16,383 --> 01:18:17,732
Thigh master is designed

1842
01:18:17,775 --> 01:18:19,647
to isolate and strengthen
these muscles.

1843
01:18:19,690 --> 01:18:21,213
What happened
to the lamps?

1844
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,262
I guess
they fell over.

1845
01:18:26,305 --> 01:18:28,264
I'll be darned.

1846
01:18:28,307 --> 01:18:30,832
[Bird squawking]

1847
01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:33,704
Yeah, well, what
were you watching on TV?

1848
01:18:36,053 --> 01:18:37,011
Studs.
talk show.

1849
01:18:37,054 --> 01:18:38,012
Well--

1850
01:18:38,055 --> 01:18:39,361
talking.
they were talking.

1851
01:18:39,405 --> 01:18:40,841
Studs
talking together.

1852
01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:42,843
O.k.

1853
01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:43,887
Hey, huh?

1854
01:18:45,715 --> 01:18:47,021
Well--

1855
01:18:47,064 --> 01:18:48,675
boss.

1856
01:18:48,718 --> 01:18:50,590
Hal junior.

1857
01:18:50,633 --> 01:18:51,765
Jesus.

1858
01:18:51,808 --> 01:18:53,854
Oh. all right.
Here we go. All right.

1859
01:18:53,897 --> 01:18:56,465
We're out of here,
Diego.

1860
01:18:56,509 --> 01:18:58,336
Good night, hal.

1861
01:18:59,337 --> 01:19:01,252
Good night, Sarah.

1862
01:19:02,253 --> 01:19:03,689
I'll walk you out.

1863
01:19:03,732 --> 01:19:05,778
All right.
That would be good.

1864
01:19:09,564 --> 01:19:11,218
Quite a family,
huh, man?

1865
01:19:11,261 --> 01:19:13,699
I mean, like mother
like daughter, huh?

1866
01:19:13,742 --> 01:19:15,222
You know what I mean?

1867
01:19:15,265 --> 01:19:17,529
You lay a hand
on that girl,

1868
01:19:17,572 --> 01:19:19,052
and I'll kill you
personally.

1869
01:19:19,095 --> 01:19:20,706
Whoa.
what's it to you?

1870
01:19:20,749 --> 01:19:23,230
I'll tell you
what it is to me.

1871
01:19:23,273 --> 01:19:24,536
She's my daughter.

1872
01:19:24,579 --> 01:19:25,537
Daughter?

1873
01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:26,712
Oh, hell.

1874
01:19:26,755 --> 01:19:28,540
I bet you I'm late.

1875
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:29,932
Good night, Diego.

1876
01:19:35,067 --> 01:19:36,024
[Door closes]

1877
01:19:36,068 --> 01:19:37,417
Oh, I'm tired.

1878
01:19:40,899 --> 01:19:42,553
So what did you do?

1879
01:19:44,424 --> 01:19:45,730
What?

1880
01:19:45,773 --> 01:19:48,515
You heard me, ma.
What were you guys
doing?

1881
01:19:48,559 --> 01:19:49,734
Doing?

1882
01:19:50,909 --> 01:19:51,910
Nothing.

1883
01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:53,868
So that's
why the house looks

1884
01:19:53,912 --> 01:19:55,391
like
a cyclone hit it?

1885
01:19:55,435 --> 01:19:56,871
What are you
talking about?

1886
01:19:56,915 --> 01:19:59,395
You told me to stay
away from him,

1887
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:02,397
but you can do
whatever you want
with him?

1888
01:20:02,441 --> 01:20:03,398
Zora--

1889
01:20:03,442 --> 01:20:05,052
this is my father,
ma,

1890
01:20:05,096 --> 01:20:07,098
and he needs me,
not you.

1891
01:20:07,141 --> 01:20:09,274
My whole
entire life,

1892
01:20:09,317 --> 01:20:11,450
you brought me up
with this fantasy,

1893
01:20:11,494 --> 01:20:12,669
this
ghost of Charlie,

1894
01:20:12,712 --> 01:20:14,801
then I finally bring
home something real,

1895
01:20:14,845 --> 01:20:17,804
and you want to take
that away from me!

1896
01:20:17,848 --> 01:20:19,371
What are you--

1897
01:20:20,546 --> 01:20:21,808
what is going on?

1898
01:20:21,852 --> 01:20:25,333
Ma, I wanted this
for me, not you.

1899
01:20:25,377 --> 01:20:26,813
When this
doesn't work out

1900
01:20:26,857 --> 01:20:28,336
between the two of you,

1901
01:20:28,380 --> 01:20:30,337
where
does that leave me?

1902
01:20:49,879 --> 01:20:52,011
Sorry I got hung up,
sweetheart.

1903
01:20:52,055 --> 01:20:53,535
Oh, hi, hal.

1904
01:20:53,578 --> 01:20:55,537
You remember Bruce,
don't you?

1905
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:58,756
Bruce gave me
a lift home.

1906
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:02,151
Sure. well,
thank you, Bruce.

1907
01:21:02,194 --> 01:21:03,326
No biggie.

1908
01:21:03,369 --> 01:21:05,154
Hey,
have a seat, man.

1909
01:21:05,197 --> 01:21:06,590
Where were you?

1910
01:21:06,634 --> 01:21:09,506
Oh, I was just out
driving around.

1911
01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:11,508
I lost track
of time, honey.

1912
01:21:11,552 --> 01:21:12,509
Oh.

1913
01:21:12,553 --> 01:21:13,815
I got to cruise.

1914
01:21:13,858 --> 01:21:16,382
Oh, no, no.
You got to?

1915
01:21:16,426 --> 01:21:17,601
Yeah. I got to.

1916
01:21:17,645 --> 01:21:19,081
I hear that.
I'm beat.

1917
01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,431
Hey, the night's
just starting
to cook.

1918
01:21:21,474 --> 01:21:24,260
I'm going
to hear a new band--
stinky nightgown.

1919
01:21:24,303 --> 01:21:25,261
Stinky nightgown?

1920
01:21:25,304 --> 01:21:26,741
Oh, you like 'em?

1921
01:21:26,784 --> 01:21:29,438
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We got all
their stuff.

1922
01:21:29,481 --> 01:21:30,744
They're going to record

1923
01:21:30,787 --> 01:21:33,137
once the drummer
gets out of rehab.

1924
01:21:33,181 --> 01:21:35,966
Hey, you dudes want
to hang with us tonight?

1925
01:21:36,010 --> 01:21:37,315
No problem.

1926
01:21:37,359 --> 01:21:39,274
Hey, why don't you
go, sweetheart?

1927
01:21:39,317 --> 01:21:40,710
I'll bet
you'll enjoy that.

1928
01:21:40,754 --> 01:21:42,712
Oh, wow.
You don't mind?

1929
01:21:42,756 --> 01:21:44,279
I want you to go.

1930
01:21:44,322 --> 01:21:46,629
Thank you, sweetie.

1931
01:21:46,673 --> 01:21:48,762
Let's fly.

1932
01:21:48,805 --> 01:21:52,635
Oh. have one of those
sex dreams about me
tonight, o.K.?

1933
01:21:52,679 --> 01:21:54,158
O.k.

1934
01:21:54,202 --> 01:21:55,507
You're welcome.

1935
01:21:55,551 --> 01:21:58,814
He had this dream
where he was a stupid dog

1936
01:21:58,858 --> 01:22:00,816
and I was a smart dog.

1937
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:01,991
I like dogs.

1938
01:22:02,035 --> 01:22:03,036
Arf, arf.

1939
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:07,649
♪ Why

1940
01:22:07,693 --> 01:22:11,000
♪ why

1941
01:22:11,044 --> 01:22:14,525
♪ do angels fall

1942
01:22:14,569 --> 01:22:18,007
♪ are they
letting go of heaven? ♪

1943
01:22:18,051 --> 01:22:21,837
♪ Are they
letting go of heaven ♪

1944
01:22:21,881 --> 01:22:27,886
♪ or learning well
how to fly? ♪

1945
01:22:29,409 --> 01:22:33,021
♪ Hey-hey

1946
01:22:33,065 --> 01:22:36,372
♪ hey

1947
01:22:36,416 --> 01:22:40,202
♪ a lastin' love

1948
01:22:40,246 --> 01:22:44,206
♪ is trouble
out the door ♪

1949
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,209
♪ trouble
out the door ♪

1950
01:22:47,253 --> 01:22:53,693
♪ and sweeter,
oh, here today ♪

1951
01:22:53,737 --> 01:23:01,570
♪ I know I don't
walk on water ♪

1952
01:23:01,614 --> 01:23:03,703
♪ will
forgive myself ♪

1953
01:23:03,747 --> 01:23:08,403
♪ for the way I've
been for so long ♪

1954
01:23:08,447 --> 01:23:16,411
♪ oh, I know
i don't walk on water ♪

1955
01:23:16,455 --> 01:23:22,590
♪ but I do believe
love is the only color ♪

1956
01:23:22,634 --> 01:23:24,462
♪ hey

1957
01:23:32,949 --> 01:23:35,473
10% off sticker, Charlie.

1958
01:23:36,474 --> 01:23:37,736
Hey, everybody.

1959
01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:39,085
Hey, my favorite
chief.

1960
01:23:39,129 --> 01:23:40,260
Good morning.

1961
01:23:40,304 --> 01:23:43,089
Oh, my god. What
a beautiful scarf.

1962
01:23:43,133 --> 01:23:45,613
You gave it to me.
Christmas '83.

1963
01:23:45,657 --> 01:23:47,615
Did I? You know
something, alberta?

1964
01:23:47,659 --> 01:23:50,096
You work too hard.
Take the day off.

1965
01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:51,096
Really?

1966
01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:52,924
Do it now. Run!

1967
01:23:52,968 --> 01:23:54,534
I'm feeling good.

1968
01:23:58,843 --> 01:24:00,279
Great.

1969
01:24:00,323 --> 01:24:01,280
Hi.

1970
01:24:01,324 --> 01:24:02,499
Hi.

1971
01:24:07,156 --> 01:24:09,288
I was thinking
about last night.

1972
01:24:09,332 --> 01:24:12,291
Oh, lord. Me, too.

1973
01:24:12,335 --> 01:24:14,990
I'm, uh, I'm talking
about zora.

1974
01:24:16,339 --> 01:24:18,645
She was really...

1975
01:24:18,689 --> 01:24:21,169
Very upset about...

1976
01:24:23,519 --> 01:24:25,782
This. us. Uh...

1977
01:24:25,826 --> 01:24:27,349
Why?

1978
01:24:27,392 --> 01:24:31,788
Well, just because
nobody's come
between us before.

1979
01:24:31,832 --> 01:24:33,964
Well, sweetheart, i--

1980
01:24:34,008 --> 01:24:37,141
I didn't want to come
between you and zora.

1981
01:24:37,185 --> 01:24:38,795
Well, I know that,

1982
01:24:38,839 --> 01:24:42,364
but, uh, you have.

1983
01:24:44,018 --> 01:24:45,149
Well, how?

1984
01:24:45,193 --> 01:24:46,803
Wait--uh,
wait a minute.

1985
01:24:46,847 --> 01:24:48,804
What did she say?

1986
01:24:48,848 --> 01:24:50,806
It doesn't matter
what she said.

1987
01:24:50,850 --> 01:24:53,809
This would be easier
if you were a parent.

1988
01:24:53,853 --> 01:24:55,332
Then I could explain it.

1989
01:24:55,376 --> 01:24:57,160
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

1990
01:24:57,204 --> 01:24:58,683
What is this?

1991
01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:01,512
Something feels
really off here.

1992
01:25:01,556 --> 01:25:03,514
Well...

1993
01:25:03,558 --> 01:25:05,690
Look, zora's
really upset,

1994
01:25:05,734 --> 01:25:07,692
and you couldn't
see her upset

1995
01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:10,173
for any longer
than you could
take it.

1996
01:25:10,217 --> 01:25:13,698
This is as long
as I could
take it for.

1997
01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:16,745
All right. Let me
talk to her, all right?

1998
01:25:18,050 --> 01:25:20,182
What are you
going to say?

1999
01:25:20,226 --> 01:25:21,183
Huh?

2000
01:25:21,227 --> 01:25:22,532
You going to
explain--

2001
01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:24,360
what you
going to say?

2002
01:25:24,404 --> 01:25:26,014
Hey, what's
the big deal?

2003
01:25:26,058 --> 01:25:28,016
Come on, hal,
what was this?

2004
01:25:28,060 --> 01:25:30,192
This was nothing
but some kind of...

2005
01:25:30,236 --> 01:25:31,846
Some kind of what,
Sarah?

2006
01:25:31,890 --> 01:25:33,369
Well, just some sort
of...

2007
01:25:33,413 --> 01:25:34,718
You know,
attraction,

2008
01:25:34,762 --> 01:25:36,372
some...weird
old attraction.

2009
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:38,374
Let's just
get out of it

2010
01:25:38,418 --> 01:25:40,028
before
somebody gets hurt.

2011
01:25:40,072 --> 01:25:41,856
All right.

2012
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:44,554
Oh. o.K.
I see what this is.

2013
01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:45,773
What--

2014
01:25:45,817 --> 01:25:48,209
you can go on
with your little speech,

2015
01:25:48,253 --> 01:25:49,558
but this is bullshit.

2016
01:25:49,602 --> 01:25:51,082
What do you mean,
this is bullshit?

2017
01:25:51,125 --> 01:25:53,214
Don't give me
your motherly crap.

2018
01:25:53,258 --> 01:25:55,564
What's going on
is you got scared.

2019
01:25:55,608 --> 01:25:56,870
What do you mean--

2020
01:25:56,914 --> 01:25:58,872
you know what?
Just back off.

2021
01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:00,134
Oh, yeah, right.

2022
01:26:00,178 --> 01:26:02,136
Oh, right.
Just back off, right?

2023
01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:04,138
Walk away,
make your life easy.

2024
01:26:04,182 --> 01:26:07,533
You think you can control
every god damn thing,
don't you?

2025
01:26:07,576 --> 01:26:09,796
You can have a kid
without meeting a man.

2026
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:13,234
Put pictures on the wall
and call it daddy!

2027
01:26:13,278 --> 01:26:15,757
I got news for you.
It doesn't work that way!

2028
01:26:15,801 --> 01:26:19,283
I got news for you, too.
Stay away from us!

2029
01:26:19,326 --> 01:26:20,762
That's
what we both want.

2030
01:26:20,806 --> 01:26:21,851
Just stay away!

2031
01:26:23,374 --> 01:26:25,680
I got a say in this,
too.

2032
01:26:25,724 --> 01:26:26,986
I'm her father!

2033
01:26:27,030 --> 01:26:33,384
♪ I know I don't
walk on water ♪

2034
01:26:34,907 --> 01:26:40,347
♪ but I do believe
love is the only color ♪

2035
01:26:40,391 --> 01:26:44,742
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, yeah ♪

2036
01:26:48,050 --> 01:26:51,357
♪ daddy told her why

2037
01:26:51,401 --> 01:26:54,708
thought
i told you to go.

2038
01:26:54,752 --> 01:26:55,884
I'm going.

2039
01:26:55,927 --> 01:26:58,974
♪ Like bolts
across the sky ♪

2040
01:26:59,017 --> 01:27:01,106
♪ mama held her

2041
01:27:01,150 --> 01:27:02,455
♪ ooh

2042
01:27:02,499 --> 01:27:05,981
♪ daddy told her why

2043
01:27:12,117 --> 01:27:13,901
[honk honk honk honk]

2044
01:27:13,944 --> 01:27:15,380
[Honk]

2045
01:27:15,424 --> 01:27:17,905
[Brakes screech]

2046
01:27:17,948 --> 01:27:22,910
♪ Ooh, why do I

2047
01:27:22,953 --> 01:27:26,217
♪ time

2048
01:27:26,261 --> 01:27:29,742
♪ time

2049
01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:33,616
♪ will
steal your life ♪

2050
01:27:33,659 --> 01:27:37,620
♪ so hang on
to your soul, girl ♪

2051
01:27:37,663 --> 01:27:40,318
♪ hang on
to your soul, girl ♪

2052
01:27:43,146 --> 01:27:46,454
♪ I know I don't

2053
01:27:46,497 --> 01:27:47,629
[knock on door]

2054
01:27:47,672 --> 01:27:49,109
♪ Walk on water ♪

2055
01:27:49,152 --> 01:27:50,327
[Knock knock]

2056
01:27:56,333 --> 01:27:57,595
Zora.

2057
01:27:57,639 --> 01:27:59,946
I'm sorry.

2058
01:27:59,989 --> 01:28:03,601
I can't think of
anyplace else to look.

2059
01:28:03,645 --> 01:28:06,169
Have you seen my mother?

2060
01:28:17,179 --> 01:28:19,138
I'm looking
for my mother.

2061
01:28:19,181 --> 01:28:20,139
Sarah mathews?

2062
01:28:20,182 --> 01:28:21,662
See the desk.

2063
01:28:21,705 --> 01:28:25,013
Excuse me. We're looking
for Sarah mathews.

2064
01:28:26,188 --> 01:28:27,668
Sir, Sarah mathews,
please.

2065
01:28:27,711 --> 01:28:29,017
Are you family?

2066
01:28:29,061 --> 01:28:30,323
This is her daughter.

2067
01:28:30,366 --> 01:28:32,325
She came into E.R.
this morning.

2068
01:28:32,368 --> 01:28:33,848
We're sustaining
her vital signs.

2069
01:28:33,891 --> 01:28:36,329
She has a concussion, and
she's still unconscious.

2070
01:28:37,547 --> 01:28:39,853
We operated on her leg
this afternoon.

2071
01:28:39,896 --> 01:28:40,897
Ma.

2072
01:28:43,378 --> 01:28:45,685
She's going to be o.K.,
right, doctor?

2073
01:28:45,728 --> 01:28:48,949
The next 48 hours
are critical.

2074
01:29:04,095 --> 01:29:05,922
Mr. Jackson,
Ms. mathews,

2075
01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:08,924
at this time we ask
the family and friends

2076
01:29:08,968 --> 01:29:10,404
to make
a blood donation.

2077
01:29:10,448 --> 01:29:12,406
Honey, why don't you
go first?

2078
01:29:12,450 --> 01:29:13,929
Come on. I'll take you.

2079
01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:15,931
It's just
right down the hall.

2080
01:29:15,975 --> 01:29:18,978
Don't worry.
It's going to be o.K.

2081
01:29:25,637 --> 01:29:28,944
Did you see
that doll in here
right before you?

2082
01:29:28,988 --> 01:29:31,947
Mm-mm-mm. coffee
with just the right
touch of cream.

2083
01:29:31,991 --> 01:29:33,253
Whoo, was she hot.

2084
01:29:33,297 --> 01:29:35,429
My palms
are still sweating.

2085
01:29:35,473 --> 01:29:36,951
Blue jeans and red top?

2086
01:29:36,995 --> 01:29:39,432
Her butt was a 10.
You saw her?

2087
01:29:39,476 --> 01:29:40,868
She's my daughter.

2088
01:29:40,912 --> 01:29:43,132
And the interesting thing
is she's ab-negative.

2089
01:29:43,175 --> 01:29:45,482
That's not very common.

2090
01:29:45,525 --> 01:29:48,311
Well, she's
an unusual girl.

2091
01:29:48,354 --> 01:29:50,835
She won
a science award
last year.

2092
01:29:50,878 --> 01:29:52,315
State contest.
First prize.

2093
01:29:52,358 --> 01:29:55,013
You don't say.

2094
01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:57,059
Oh, shit.

2095
01:29:57,885 --> 01:29:59,887
[Knock knock]

2096
01:30:25,608 --> 01:30:28,393
I mean, it was really
an awful fight,

2097
01:30:28,437 --> 01:30:29,916
and then...

2098
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:32,919
Well, I guess it's just
what you're afraid of--

2099
01:30:32,963 --> 01:30:34,920
that you'll--
you'll yell at someone

2100
01:30:34,964 --> 01:30:36,574
and fight with them,

2101
01:30:36,618 --> 01:30:38,576
and then they'll die
or whatever.

2102
01:30:38,620 --> 01:30:39,751
I know.

2103
01:30:39,795 --> 01:30:42,232
I had a fight
with her, too, though,

2104
01:30:42,276 --> 01:30:43,755
so we'll
never really know

2105
01:30:43,799 --> 01:30:45,757
which fight
got her run over.

2106
01:30:45,801 --> 01:30:47,759
One thing we do know is,

2107
01:30:47,803 --> 01:30:51,415
neither one of us can
ever fight with her again,

2108
01:30:51,459 --> 01:30:54,940
which is too bad because
she's so good at it.

2109
01:30:54,984 --> 01:30:56,290
Yeah.

2110
01:30:57,291 --> 01:31:00,120
Hal, you can
fight with me.

2111
01:31:00,163 --> 01:31:02,470
You just can't win.

2112
01:31:04,993 --> 01:31:06,125
Hi.

2113
01:31:06,168 --> 01:31:08,127
Hi.

2114
01:31:08,170 --> 01:31:10,825
Well, look. You
brought the asshole.

2115
01:31:12,174 --> 01:31:14,133
My foot hurts.

2116
01:31:14,176 --> 01:31:16,135
I think she's o.K.

2117
01:31:17,658 --> 01:31:21,618
Well, maybe I should
leave you ladies
alone for a second,

2118
01:31:21,662 --> 01:31:24,143
go home
and grab some clothes.

2119
01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:26,449
I'll be back
real soon.

2120
01:31:26,493 --> 01:31:28,277
O.k.

2121
01:31:28,321 --> 01:31:31,062
Aren't you going to
smell me goodbye?

2122
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:41,202
Better make it two.

2123
01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:42,551
Yeah.

2124
01:31:46,729 --> 01:31:48,688
I think there's
hope here.

2125
01:31:48,731 --> 01:31:50,429
Yeah.

2126
01:31:57,784 --> 01:31:59,742
You should have called,
man.

2127
01:31:59,786 --> 01:32:01,395
You should have called.

2128
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:04,398
Hal. hal,
we need to talk.

2129
01:32:04,442 --> 01:32:07,401
Oh, I don't think
we need to talk,
sweetheart.

2130
01:32:07,445 --> 01:32:09,403
It was never
really our thing.

2131
01:32:09,447 --> 01:32:11,405
You can get
on your knees.

2132
01:32:11,449 --> 01:32:13,407
I'm still breaking up
with you.

2133
01:32:13,451 --> 01:32:15,931
I think you should
break up with me.

2134
01:32:15,975 --> 01:32:17,411
Bruce is better for you.

2135
01:32:17,455 --> 01:32:18,934
I don't think
you understand

2136
01:32:18,978 --> 01:32:20,414
what I'm
trying to stay.

2137
01:32:20,458 --> 01:32:21,763
It's over
between us,

2138
01:32:21,807 --> 01:32:23,765
so don't try
and stop me.

2139
01:32:23,809 --> 01:32:24,853
O.k. I won't.

2140
01:32:24,897 --> 01:32:27,943
What happened to us,
hal?

2141
01:32:27,987 --> 01:32:28,944
Aw.

2142
01:32:28,988 --> 01:32:30,771
Where did we go wrong?

2143
01:32:30,815 --> 01:32:34,384
I mean, we were going
to buy a dog together!

2144
01:32:34,427 --> 01:32:35,733
A terrier...

2145
01:32:35,776 --> 01:32:38,388
Or maybe--maybe a lab.

2146
01:32:38,431 --> 01:32:39,911
Boy, I sure am lucky

2147
01:32:39,954 --> 01:32:41,391
I found out about you

2148
01:32:41,434 --> 01:32:43,044
before
we wrecked his life

2149
01:32:43,088 --> 01:32:46,222
or we had to fight
over splitting him up.

2150
01:32:47,397 --> 01:32:49,877
Let's not keep Bruce
waiting, all right, honey?

2151
01:32:49,921 --> 01:32:50,878
Yeah.

2152
01:32:50,922 --> 01:32:51,879
O.k.

2153
01:32:51,923 --> 01:32:53,098
Bye-bye.

2154
01:32:54,273 --> 01:32:55,883
Don't hate me, hal.

2155
01:32:55,927 --> 01:32:57,711
Please don't hate me.

2156
01:32:57,755 --> 01:33:00,713
I want you to just
remember the good times.

2157
01:33:00,757 --> 01:33:03,716
I want you to remember
the way we were.

2158
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:05,065
O.k. I will.

2159
01:33:05,109 --> 01:33:06,066
Bye-bye.

2160
01:33:06,110 --> 01:33:07,590
Thank you, honey.

2161
01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:10,897
Ooh!

2162
01:33:10,941 --> 01:33:12,377
Hal!

2163
01:33:12,421 --> 01:33:14,249
Hal, you'll find
somebody else!

2164
01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:15,467
I know you will!

2165
01:33:15,511 --> 01:33:17,164
Maybe not right away,

2166
01:33:17,208 --> 01:33:19,819
but in the long run
this is best.

2167
01:33:19,863 --> 01:33:23,170
You know, someday
i think you'll thank me.

2168
01:33:27,044 --> 01:33:29,306
It's going to take
him a long time

2169
01:33:29,350 --> 01:33:31,830
to get over this.
We're talking years.

2170
01:33:31,874 --> 01:33:33,005
Bye.

2171
01:33:33,049 --> 01:33:34,311
Poor dude.

2172
01:33:34,355 --> 01:33:36,226
Bye. bye, hal!

2173
01:33:39,229 --> 01:33:41,884
Oh, god.

2174
01:33:42,885 --> 01:33:43,842
Good morning.

2175
01:33:43,886 --> 01:33:46,018
Just the man
i need to see.

2176
01:33:46,062 --> 01:33:47,846
I need
to talk to you.

2177
01:33:47,890 --> 01:33:49,195
Sure. hello, darlin'.

2178
01:33:49,239 --> 01:33:50,632
Hi, Mr. Jackson.

2179
01:34:03,296 --> 01:34:06,255
Hey. come here. Come here.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.

2180
01:34:06,299 --> 01:34:07,561
Go ahead. Go ahead.

2181
01:34:07,604 --> 01:34:08,562
Ma.

2182
01:34:08,605 --> 01:34:09,911
What's going on?

2183
01:34:09,954 --> 01:34:11,913
I won a westinghouse
science award.

2184
01:34:11,956 --> 01:34:14,263
They only give out
10 each year.

2185
01:34:14,307 --> 01:34:15,569
In the whole
country.

2186
01:34:15,612 --> 01:34:18,267
And the principal's
going to give it to me

2187
01:34:18,311 --> 01:34:19,573
next week at graduation.

2188
01:34:19,616 --> 01:34:21,923
I'm telling you,
this is our baby.

2189
01:34:21,966 --> 01:34:23,533
Our baby's
getting this award.

2190
01:34:23,577 --> 01:34:25,882
They'll give me
a trophy or something,

2191
01:34:25,926 --> 01:34:28,885
and they'll pay for
my whole college tuition.

2192
01:34:28,929 --> 01:34:31,366
Congratulations,
sweetheart.
that's wonderful.

2193
01:34:31,410 --> 01:34:32,759
Thank god.

2194
01:34:34,935 --> 01:34:36,589
How about that, huh?

2195
01:34:38,591 --> 01:34:39,940
What's wrong?

2196
01:34:41,115 --> 01:34:42,377
Well, I just--

2197
01:34:42,421 --> 01:34:44,118
I've just come from
the hematology lab.

2198
01:34:44,161 --> 01:34:46,294
Ooh. why?

2199
01:34:46,338 --> 01:34:49,297
Well, that's where they
keep all our blood.

2200
01:34:49,341 --> 01:34:51,299
You're type "a," Sarah.

2201
01:34:51,343 --> 01:34:54,301
Sweetheart, they want you
to give some more blood.

2202
01:34:54,345 --> 01:34:57,739
You're ab-negative,
and that's kind of rare.

2203
01:34:57,783 --> 01:35:00,742
And they took
some of mine, too.

2204
01:35:00,786 --> 01:35:02,353
And I'm "o."

2205
01:35:06,661 --> 01:35:08,707
You couldn't be.

2206
01:35:11,231 --> 01:35:13,189
They did it twice,
honey,

2207
01:35:13,233 --> 01:35:14,539
and I'm "o."

2208
01:35:16,367 --> 01:35:18,847
Wait a minute.

2209
01:35:18,891 --> 01:35:20,196
What are you sayin'?

2210
01:35:21,937 --> 01:35:25,418
Well, it turns out
that I'm not
her father.

2211
01:35:35,385 --> 01:35:39,389
But I got the name
from mom's file.

2212
01:35:39,432 --> 01:35:42,043
They had yourname
at the sperm bank.

2213
01:35:42,087 --> 01:35:43,697
I know that,
sweetheart.

2214
01:35:43,741 --> 01:35:45,090
I called.

2215
01:35:45,133 --> 01:35:48,093
I talked
to the fella that
runs the place.

2216
01:35:48,136 --> 01:35:50,791
He said the files
were done by hand

2217
01:35:50,835 --> 01:35:54,446
up until about
10 years ago
when they...

2218
01:35:54,490 --> 01:35:56,753
Sent 'em overseas
to be put on
computer disks.

2219
01:35:56,796 --> 01:35:59,190
When they came back,
they were messed up.

2220
01:35:59,233 --> 01:36:00,670
Well, I jus--

2221
01:36:00,713 --> 01:36:03,542
how can they
do that to people?

2222
01:36:06,023 --> 01:36:08,678
I'm afraid
the most you're
ever going to know

2223
01:36:08,721 --> 01:36:12,203
is that
the donors came
from the university.

2224
01:36:12,246 --> 01:36:14,466
Mostly
science majors.

2225
01:36:19,906 --> 01:36:21,603
You're not my father.

2226
01:36:24,083 --> 01:36:25,433
No.

2227
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:34,093
I made a mistake.

2228
01:36:34,137 --> 01:36:37,488
I made a horrible,
horrible mistake.

2229
01:36:45,104 --> 01:36:47,411
Should I go
talk to her?

2230
01:36:47,455 --> 01:36:48,891
Mm-mmm. no.

2231
01:36:48,934 --> 01:36:52,937
She just--she just
has to be alone
for a while.

2232
01:37:00,554 --> 01:37:01,990
Well.

2233
01:37:04,862 --> 01:37:06,908
Well.

2234
01:37:06,951 --> 01:37:11,956
I guess you probably
want to go back to work
or something.

2235
01:37:14,393 --> 01:37:17,048
You probably
need your rest, huh?

2236
01:37:18,788 --> 01:37:20,050
Yeah.

2237
01:37:24,185 --> 01:37:25,795
O.k., then.

2238
01:37:27,710 --> 01:37:28,885
I, uh...

2239
01:37:33,281 --> 01:37:35,718
I don't think
i thanked you

2240
01:37:35,762 --> 01:37:39,287
for being there
for zora and...Me.

2241
01:37:39,330 --> 01:37:41,724
I wanted to be there.

2242
01:37:48,817 --> 01:37:51,777
I got to go
to las Vegas tomorrow.

2243
01:37:51,820 --> 01:37:54,910
I have
a dealer's convention.

2244
01:37:55,911 --> 01:37:57,173
Sounds fun.

2245
01:37:57,217 --> 01:37:59,219
It's work.

2246
01:38:00,350 --> 01:38:02,918
I'll call you
when I get back.

2247
01:38:05,834 --> 01:38:07,532
O.k.

2248
01:38:12,014 --> 01:38:13,842
Sarah, I'm sorry.

2249
01:38:19,412 --> 01:38:20,848
Me, too.

2250
01:38:45,742 --> 01:38:49,049
Hey!
miss westinghouse award!

2251
01:38:49,093 --> 01:38:50,268
♪ Go, zora

2252
01:38:50,311 --> 01:38:51,530
♪ put your thing down

2253
01:38:51,574 --> 01:38:52,662
♪ congratulations

2254
01:38:52,705 --> 01:38:53,793
♪ you won
a westinghouse ♪♪

2255
01:38:53,837 --> 01:38:55,360
So what'd you get?

2256
01:38:55,403 --> 01:38:58,406
Free light bulbs
and stoves and
microwaves and shit?

2257
01:38:58,450 --> 01:39:00,539
Schnobloink.

2258
01:39:00,583 --> 01:39:02,454
Thanks.

2259
01:39:03,586 --> 01:39:05,065
Hey, what's wrong?

2260
01:39:06,893 --> 01:39:08,982
He's not my father, tea.

2261
01:39:21,428 --> 01:39:23,909
And, you know,
the worst part...

2262
01:39:25,563 --> 01:39:27,913
Is I wanted a dad.

2263
01:39:30,046 --> 01:39:32,091
And he was my dad.

2264
01:39:34,790 --> 01:39:35,921
Come here.

2265
01:39:39,708 --> 01:39:41,274
I'm sorry, baby.

2266
01:39:43,493 --> 01:39:44,929
[Principal rockwell]
Deanna Jordan.

2267
01:39:44,973 --> 01:39:47,671
[Clapping]

2268
01:39:47,715 --> 01:39:49,673
Erica Franklin.

2269
01:39:49,717 --> 01:39:50,761
[Clapping]

2270
01:39:55,853 --> 01:39:57,246
Sam Fuller.

2271
01:40:03,426 --> 01:40:05,428
Maryilyn Taylor.

2272
01:40:09,911 --> 01:40:11,912
Erica Johnson.

2273
01:40:11,955 --> 01:40:12,956
Tina Nichols.

2274
01:40:14,218 --> 01:40:16,438
Horatio vasquez.

2275
01:40:21,138 --> 01:40:23,097
Thank you, sir.

2276
01:40:23,140 --> 01:40:24,141
Hi, mom!

2277
01:40:25,186 --> 01:40:26,578
Um...

2278
01:40:26,622 --> 01:40:30,365
I guess the cool thing
about giving this award is

2279
01:40:30,408 --> 01:40:33,063
that I get to give it
to my friend.

2280
01:40:33,107 --> 01:40:35,500
Well, my best friend,
actually.

2281
01:40:36,501 --> 01:40:38,939
Zora's going to M.I.T.
This fall.

2282
01:40:38,982 --> 01:40:40,591
[Cheering]

2283
01:40:40,635 --> 01:40:44,291
And I'm sure
she's going to make
their heads spin

2284
01:40:44,334 --> 01:40:46,293
just like she did ours.

2285
01:40:46,336 --> 01:40:47,729
There are certain people

2286
01:40:47,773 --> 01:40:50,297
that just bring out
the best in others,

2287
01:40:50,340 --> 01:40:52,647
and, well,
as you all know,

2288
01:40:52,691 --> 01:40:55,171
I ain't
one of them peoples.

2289
01:40:57,957 --> 01:41:00,568
But zora mathews is,

2290
01:41:00,611 --> 01:41:03,092
and that's why
i take great pleasure

2291
01:41:03,136 --> 01:41:05,442
in presenting
this westinghouse award

2292
01:41:05,486 --> 01:41:08,184
to my best friend
zora mathews.

2293
01:41:31,032 --> 01:41:33,513
They said
i should say something.

2294
01:41:33,556 --> 01:41:35,863
If I've done well
in school,

2295
01:41:35,907 --> 01:41:38,169
it's because I got
the message at home

2296
01:41:38,212 --> 01:41:40,301
that learning
was important.

2297
01:41:40,345 --> 01:41:41,389
[Cheering]

2298
01:41:41,433 --> 01:41:43,696
I'd like to accept
this award

2299
01:41:43,740 --> 01:41:46,177
in the name
of my mother.

2300
01:41:46,220 --> 01:41:47,744
[Cheering]

2301
01:41:47,787 --> 01:41:50,485
She has made it
her life's work

2302
01:41:50,529 --> 01:41:52,139
to educate people.

2303
01:41:52,183 --> 01:41:56,578
And I am so lucky
to be one of them.

2304
01:41:58,363 --> 01:42:01,105
May we give her
the plaque?

2305
01:42:01,148 --> 01:42:03,803
Could you come up,
Mrs. mathews?

2306
01:42:07,501 --> 01:42:08,981
Stop it! Stop!

2307
01:42:20,906 --> 01:42:21,864
Excuse me.

2308
01:42:21,907 --> 01:42:22,865
Oh!

2309
01:42:22,908 --> 01:42:25,041
Sorry. excuse me.

2310
01:42:25,084 --> 01:42:26,042
I'm sorry.

2311
01:42:26,085 --> 01:42:27,043
Ow!

2312
01:42:27,086 --> 01:42:28,740
Oh! I'm sorry, miss.

2313
01:42:28,784 --> 01:42:31,047
Whoa, open-toed shoes.
I'm sorry.

2314
01:42:31,090 --> 01:42:32,048
Comin' through.

2315
01:42:32,091 --> 01:42:34,528
Comin' through here.

2316
01:42:34,572 --> 01:42:36,529
Excuse me.

2317
01:42:49,847 --> 01:42:51,849
What are you doing here?

2318
01:42:51,893 --> 01:42:53,851
I'm not sure.

2319
01:42:53,895 --> 01:42:55,461
I mean...

2320
01:42:55,505 --> 01:42:58,421
I wanted to see...

2321
01:42:58,464 --> 01:42:59,726
You know.

2322
01:42:59,770 --> 01:43:01,641
Your daughter graduate.

2323
01:43:03,165 --> 01:43:04,121
Yeah.

2324
01:43:04,165 --> 01:43:05,122
Yeah.

2325
01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:06,515
Yeah.

2326
01:43:07,733 --> 01:43:09,300
I also thought
maybe, uh...

2327
01:43:09,344 --> 01:43:11,085
You needed help
up the stairs.

2328
01:43:11,128 --> 01:43:12,869
Oh. absolutely.

2329
01:43:12,913 --> 01:43:13,957
Absolutely.

2330
01:43:32,758 --> 01:43:34,281
This is my mom.

2331
01:43:35,412 --> 01:43:36,849
And...

2332
01:43:38,546 --> 01:43:39,764
Your dad.

2333
01:43:41,592 --> 01:43:43,116
And my dad.

2334
01:44:02,308 --> 01:44:03,875
I now pronounce
this class...

2335
01:44:03,918 --> 01:44:04,919
Graduated!

2336
01:44:04,963 --> 01:44:07,704
And congratulations
to you all!

2337
01:44:20,456 --> 01:44:23,938
[Tea cake]
Wait! Hold on, hold on.

2338
01:44:23,982 --> 01:44:25,200
Chill, chill!

2339
01:44:25,244 --> 01:44:26,593
Stay in your seats!

2340
01:44:26,636 --> 01:44:28,638
We have something
that we planned

2341
01:44:28,682 --> 01:44:31,466
that we'd like
to give you.

2342
01:44:31,510 --> 01:44:35,949
[Imitating arsenio hall]
And it goes a little
somethin' like this!

2343
01:44:35,993 --> 01:44:36,994
♪ Stand

2344
01:44:37,037 --> 01:44:38,909
♪ get up

2345
01:44:38,952 --> 01:44:42,086
♪ na na na na na
na na na na naa ♪

2346
01:44:42,129 --> 01:44:44,436
♪ ohh ohh ohh ohh

2347
01:44:44,479 --> 01:44:45,437
♪ stand

2348
01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:46,699
♪ get up

2349
01:44:46,742 --> 01:44:50,529
♪ na na na na na
na na na na naa ♪

2350
01:44:50,572 --> 01:44:52,357
♪ ohh ohh ohh ohh

2351
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:53,358
♪ stand

2352
01:44:53,401 --> 01:44:54,359
♪ gonna reach my goal

2353
01:44:54,402 --> 01:44:55,360
♪ like barkley

2354
01:44:55,403 --> 01:44:56,839
♪ better clear the Lane

2355
01:44:56,883 --> 01:44:58,537
♪ you can't stop me
from goin' all the way ♪

2356
01:44:58,580 --> 01:45:00,755
♪ s-t-a-n-d

2357
01:45:00,799 --> 01:45:03,541
♪ yeah, because only i
control my d-estiny ♪

2358
01:45:03,584 --> 01:45:05,804
♪ ain't nothin' negative
that's gonna break me ♪

2359
01:45:05,847 --> 01:45:07,937
♪ not crack, coke,
or an uzi ♪

2360
01:45:07,980 --> 01:45:09,242
♪ I want to tell you

2361
01:45:09,286 --> 01:45:10,896
♪ you can't forget
about the h.I.V. ♪

2362
01:45:10,940 --> 01:45:12,028
♪ 'Cause that's
another little thing ♪

2363
01:45:12,071 --> 01:45:13,768
♪ in your life
to cheat ♪

2364
01:45:13,812 --> 01:45:15,074
♪ New York to Japan

2365
01:45:15,118 --> 01:45:16,380
♪ everybody in the world

2366
01:45:16,423 --> 01:45:17,381
♪ stand

2367
01:45:17,424 --> 01:45:18,860
♪ standing here

2368
01:45:18,904 --> 01:45:20,079
♪ in the end

2369
01:45:20,123 --> 01:45:21,820
♪ just still be you

2370
01:45:21,863 --> 01:45:22,821
♪ ooh

2371
01:45:22,864 --> 01:45:24,301
♪ when that's done

2372
01:45:24,344 --> 01:45:26,346
♪ all the things
you've set out to do ♪

2373
01:45:26,390 --> 01:45:29,653
♪ aah

2374
01:45:29,696 --> 01:45:31,307
♪ stand

2375
01:45:31,350 --> 01:45:32,482
♪ there's a cross

2376
01:45:32,525 --> 01:45:35,224
♪ for you to bear

2377
01:45:35,267 --> 01:45:36,355
♪ 'cause you're
goin' through ♪

2378
01:45:36,399 --> 01:45:39,489
♪ if you're goin' anywhere

2379
01:45:40,185 --> 01:45:41,143
♪ get up

2380
01:45:41,186 --> 01:45:45,277
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, ohh

2381
01:45:45,321 --> 01:45:46,887
♪ stand

2382
01:45:46,931 --> 01:45:51,196
♪ they were tryin'
to make you grow ♪

2383
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:53,068
♪ and they know
what they're sayin' ♪

2384
01:45:53,111 --> 01:45:57,419
♪ makes sense at all

2385
01:45:57,462 --> 01:45:59,203
♪ just stand

2386
01:45:59,247 --> 01:46:00,900
♪ and you know

2387
01:46:00,944 --> 01:46:02,772
♪ that you are free

2388
01:46:02,815 --> 01:46:08,473
♪ that you'll expand your mind
if you want to be ♪

2389
01:46:08,517 --> 01:46:10,519
♪ if you want to be

2390
01:46:10,562 --> 01:46:14,001
♪ want to be, my friend

2391
01:46:14,044 --> 01:46:16,003
♪ stand

2392
01:46:16,046 --> 01:46:18,266
♪ stand

2393
01:46:18,309 --> 01:46:20,833
♪ stand

2394
01:46:20,877 --> 01:46:22,574
♪ everybody just

2395
01:46:22,618 --> 01:46:23,575
♪ stand

2396
01:46:23,619 --> 01:46:25,012
♪ brothers

2397
01:46:25,055 --> 01:46:26,403
♪ sisters

2398
01:46:26,447 --> 01:46:30,668
♪ stand

2399
01:46:30,712 --> 01:46:32,540
♪ stand

2400
01:46:32,583 --> 01:46:34,585
♪ stand

2401
01:46:34,629 --> 01:46:38,154
♪ stand

2402
01:46:38,198 --> 01:46:40,678
♪ stand

2403
01:46:40,722 --> 01:46:42,593
♪ stand

2404
01:46:42,637 --> 01:46:46,902
♪ stand

2405
01:46:46,945 --> 01:46:48,860
♪ stand up

2406
01:46:48,904 --> 01:46:52,864
♪ na na na na na
na na na na naa ♪

2407
01:46:52,908 --> 01:46:54,865
♪ ohh ohh ohh ohh

2408
01:46:54,909 --> 01:46:55,866
♪ stand up

2409
01:46:55,910 --> 01:46:57,390
♪ stand up, stand up

2410
01:46:58,608 --> 01:47:01,089
♪ stand up
for your brothers ♪

2411
01:47:01,133 --> 01:47:03,265
♪ stand up
for your sisters ♪

2412
01:47:03,309 --> 01:47:04,397
♪ stand up

2413
01:47:05,746 --> 01:47:09,619
♪ na na na na na
na na na na naa ♪

2414
01:47:09,663 --> 01:47:11,534
♪ ohh ohh ohh ohh

2415
01:47:11,578 --> 01:47:12,535
♪ stand up

2416
01:47:12,579 --> 01:47:14,059
♪ stand up, stand up

2417
01:47:14,102 --> 01:47:17,845
♪ stand up, stand up

2418
01:47:17,888 --> 01:47:19,629
♪ ohh ohh ohh ohh

2419
01:47:19,673 --> 01:47:20,717
♪ stand up

2420
01:47:20,761 --> 01:47:21,762
♪ stand up, brother

2421
01:47:21,805 --> 01:47:22,763
♪ stand up

2422
01:47:22,806 --> 01:47:24,677
♪ stand up, sister

2423
01:47:24,720 --> 01:47:26,548
♪ stand up, my friend

2424
01:47:26,592 --> 01:47:28,550
♪ to the end

2425
01:47:28,594 --> 01:47:29,725
♪ gonna reach
my goal ♪

2426
01:47:29,769 --> 01:47:30,813
♪ like barkley

2427
01:47:30,857 --> 01:47:31,858
♪ better clear
the Lane ♪

2428
01:47:31,901 --> 01:47:33,077
♪ you can't
stop me ♪

2429
01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:34,078
♪ goin' all the way

2430
01:47:34,121 --> 01:47:36,123
♪ s-t-a-n-d

2431
01:47:36,167 --> 01:47:38,908
♪ yeah, 'cause only
i control my d-estiny ♪

2432
01:47:38,952 --> 01:47:40,780
♪ ain't nothin'
that's gonna break me ♪

2433
01:47:40,823 --> 01:47:43,565
♪ not crack, coke,
or an uzi ♪

2434
01:47:43,609 --> 01:47:46,090
♪ you can't forget
about the h.I.V. ♪

2435
01:47:46,133 --> 01:47:47,134
♪ 'Cause that's
another thing ♪

2436
01:47:47,178 --> 01:47:48,570
♪ in your life
to cheat ♪

2437
01:47:48,614 --> 01:47:50,137
♪ from New York to Japan

2438
01:47:50,181 --> 01:47:52,139
♪ everybody in the world

2439
01:47:52,183 --> 01:47:53,139
♪ stand up

2440
01:47:53,183 --> 01:47:55,141
♪ stand up

2441
01:47:55,185 --> 01:47:56,403
♪ stand up

2442
01:47:56,447 --> 01:47:58,492
♪ stand up

2443
01:47:58,536 --> 01:48:00,668
♪ oh, stand up

2444
01:48:00,712 --> 01:48:02,931
♪ stand up

2445
01:48:02,975 --> 01:48:04,846
♪ stand up

2446
01:48:04,890 --> 01:48:06,587
♪ stand up

2447
01:48:06,631 --> 01:48:07,632
♪ stand up

2448
01:48:16,815 --> 01:48:17,772
♪ stand up

2449
01:48:17,816 --> 01:48:18,947
♪ stand up

2450
01:48:18,991 --> 01:48:20,732
♪ stand up

2451
01:48:20,775 --> 01:48:21,819
♪ stand up

2452
01:48:21,862 --> 01:48:23,299
♪ stand up,
now ♪

2453
01:48:23,342 --> 01:48:25,127
♪ always hold
your head up high ♪

2454
01:48:25,170 --> 01:48:27,172
♪ and stand up

2455
01:48:27,216 --> 01:48:29,174
♪ stand up

2456
01:48:29,218 --> 01:48:30,393
♪ stand up

2457
01:48:33,309 --> 01:48:34,353
♪ stand up

2458
01:48:34,397 --> 01:48:35,572
♪ oh, yeah

2459
01:48:35,615 --> 01:48:37,704
♪ stand up

2460
01:48:37,748 --> 01:48:39,489
♪ stand up

2461
01:48:39,532 --> 01:48:41,621
♪ always hold
your head up high ♪

2462
01:48:41,665 --> 01:48:43,406
Zora! come here!

2463
01:48:43,449 --> 01:48:45,973
♪ Stand up

2464
01:48:46,017 --> 01:48:47,497
♪ stand up

2465
01:48:47,540 --> 01:48:49,847
♪ oh, stand up

2466
01:48:49,890 --> 01:48:51,978
[tea cake]
Whoo!

2467
01:48:52,022 --> 01:48:53,806
♪ Stand up

2468
01:48:53,850 --> 01:48:55,982
♪ stand up

2469
01:48:56,026 --> 01:48:57,941
♪ oh, stand up

2470
01:48:57,984 --> 01:48:59,421
♪ just stand up

2471
01:48:59,464 --> 01:49:01,162
[cheering]

2472
01:49:01,205 --> 01:49:05,340
♪ It's the powers of love

2473
01:49:05,383 --> 01:49:09,344
♪ they're more
than a rainbow ♪

2474
01:49:09,387 --> 01:49:14,262
♪ deeper than we can see

2475
01:49:15,350 --> 01:49:18,787
♪ it's the feelings
that grow ♪

2476
01:49:18,830 --> 01:49:22,834
♪ it's more than
a heart's love ♪

2477
01:49:22,878 --> 01:49:27,448
♪ greater than you and me

2478
01:49:27,491 --> 01:49:34,498
♪ the colors of love

2479
01:49:34,542 --> 01:49:37,284
♪ ooh, love

2480
01:49:38,502 --> 01:49:39,503
♪ yeah

2481
01:49:41,244 --> 01:49:42,202
♪ yeah

2482
01:49:42,245 --> 01:49:44,465
♪ I got the funk

2483
01:49:44,508 --> 01:49:46,684
♪ we got the funk

2484
01:49:46,728 --> 01:49:48,729
♪ pop it
in your trunk ♪

2485
01:49:50,818 --> 01:49:52,036
♪ del

2486
01:49:53,212 --> 01:49:54,604
♪ made in America

2487
01:49:54,648 --> 01:49:55,605
♪ made where?

2488
01:49:55,649 --> 01:49:57,041
♪ Made in America

2489
01:49:57,085 --> 01:49:58,042
♪ made where?

2490
01:49:58,086 --> 01:49:59,479
♪ Made in America

2491
01:49:59,522 --> 01:50:00,480
♪ where that?

2492
01:50:00,523 --> 01:50:01,916
♪ Made in America

2493
01:50:01,959 --> 01:50:02,917
♪ made where?

2494
01:50:02,960 --> 01:50:04,179
♪ Made in America

2495
01:50:04,223 --> 01:50:05,180
♪ where that?

2496
01:50:05,224 --> 01:50:06,616
♪ Made in America

2497
01:50:06,660 --> 01:50:07,617
♪ made where?

2498
01:50:07,661 --> 01:50:09,010
♪ Made in America

2499
01:50:09,053 --> 01:50:10,011
♪ where?

2500
01:50:10,054 --> 01:50:11,491
♪ Made in...America

2501
01:50:11,534 --> 01:50:12,579
♪ yeah

2502
01:50:12,622 --> 01:50:14,885
♪ yeah, we got the funk

2503
01:50:14,929 --> 01:50:16,538
♪ yeah, we got the funk

2504
01:50:16,582 --> 01:50:17,539
♪ we got the funk

2505
01:50:17,583 --> 01:50:19,454
♪ yeah, we got the funk

2506
01:50:19,498 --> 01:50:21,064
♪ funkee homosapien ♪