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Ugh.

2
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I hate that part.

3
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Bounty-hunters, have you
completed your mission?

4
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Oh, yeah, we wasted him.

5
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Check out the head
on this sucker.

6
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Fine, however, an earlier
expedition remains incomplete.

7
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A G-sweep of the planet Earth
indicates residual crite life.

8
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- G-sweep's wrong.
- No way, Your Holiness...

9
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I was there.
I saw it all.

10
00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:06,010
The G-sweep is infallible.

11
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The Council is very nervous
when it comes to the Crites.

12
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They are a lethal plague
and must be wiped out.

13
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Pay for the hexapod kill
shall be withheld

14
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until the eradication
of Crites on Earth is verified.

15
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There must be no doubt.

16
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Does this mean
we're going back to Earth?

17
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What takes you
to Grover's Bend, son?

18
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My grandmother lives there.

19
00:05:02,449 --> 00:05:04,656
Oh, Easter vacation
with Granny, huh?

20
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Aw, that's a good grandson.

21
00:05:09,373 --> 00:05:12,208
You know what the Bend's
famous for, don't you?

22
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What's that?

23
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Hasn't your granny ever told you
about those space porcupine things?

24
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No, no, she never did.

25
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Bunch of folks hereabout
think they came

26
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from one of those unidentified
flying UFOs or some such.

27
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Some say those
little boogers attacked

28
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one of the farms
outside of town.

29
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Maybe a friend
of your granny's, huh?

30
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The Browns?

31
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No... no, no,
she doesn't know any Browns.

32
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Come on, man!

33
00:06:05,095 --> 00:06:07,172
Buried treasure right this way.

34
00:06:11,352 --> 00:06:15,681
What the hell are we doing?
Ain't nobody lived here in two years.

35
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What exactly are we looking for?

36
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Collector's items.
Nothing like 'em.

37
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Just like all the other weird shit
you got in your store.

38
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Jeez, it's freezing in here.

39
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What are they?

40
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Whatever you tell people
they are.

41
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So what do you say?

42
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These things ain't worth dick!

43
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Okay, fine.

44
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I'll just take 'em up to KC.

45
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See what one of them
big antique stores will give me for 'em.

46
00:07:00,776 --> 00:07:03,350
- You do that.
- But...

47
00:07:04,572 --> 00:07:07,110
A case of Meister Bräu
would save me a lot of trouble.

48
00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:12,615
- Load 'em up.
- Right!

49
00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,955
Perfect fit!

50
00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:07,456
Come on, kids,
let's go. Hurry up.

51
00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:09,383
Hey, sis, dinner's
at 6:00, okay?

52
00:08:09,428 --> 00:08:11,136
Okay, Megan!

53
00:08:13,265 --> 00:08:16,017
- You put...
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

54
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:20,104
Okay, okay. We'll pull the photo
one column to the left.

55
00:08:20,147 --> 00:08:22,721
Now we'll keep
the "4-H Club" sidebar,

56
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and we will swap
the "Sidewalk Weeds Issue"

57
00:08:26,695 --> 00:08:29,483
with the "Easter Egg Hunt"
right here! Huh?

58
00:08:29,532 --> 00:08:31,987
- L-l...
- Yeah.

59
00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,905
- Hey, Dad!
- Hi, honey!

60
00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:38,157
- I got the returns.
- Just put them back by the...

61
00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:40,246
- the typeset, will you?
- Okay.

62
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So what do we do
about the 39 lb. Squash?

63
00:08:43,337 --> 00:08:45,910
We bury it somewhere
on page four.

64
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,083
I thought you said
it was 29 lbs.

65
00:08:49,135 --> 00:08:53,179
39. I weighed
OI' Jumbo myself.

66
00:08:54,306 --> 00:08:56,679
Better move it up to page one.

67
00:09:03,607 --> 00:09:06,442
We're still looking
at empty space here.

68
00:09:06,485 --> 00:09:08,478
Put that back!

69
00:09:13,826 --> 00:09:16,447
I got a stop-press
story for you.

70
00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:19,864
Oh, what's that? "Bus Driver
Finds Grover's Bend"?

71
00:09:19,915 --> 00:09:23,616
"Brad Brown Is
Back in Town."

72
00:09:23,669 --> 00:09:25,460
Bradley Brown?!

73
00:09:25,504 --> 00:09:27,461
The boy
who cried "critter."

74
00:09:27,506 --> 00:09:30,211
We don't want to get scooped
on this one, Mr. Morgan.

75
00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:33,343
Not much chance of that, Sal.
We're the only paper in 80 miles.

76
00:09:33,387 --> 00:09:35,925
This is big news
in Grover's Bend.

77
00:09:35,973 --> 00:09:38,429
Inquiring minds want to know!

78
00:09:38,476 --> 00:09:41,430
- Like mine.
- Mm-hmm. Just forget it, Sal.

79
00:09:41,479 --> 00:09:44,183
That boy's stories nearly
tore this town apart.

80
00:09:44,231 --> 00:09:46,473
Just let Grover's Bend
forget about that night.

81
00:09:46,525 --> 00:09:49,692
I mean it, Sal, no...
Brad Brown.

82
00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:52,363
Brad who?

83
00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:16,801
Snack time!
Here we are!

84
00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:21,011
Don't you have
any Clark Bars or Milk Duds?

85
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:24,310
Honey, fresh vegetables
are high in fiber,

86
00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:27,640
and we need fiber
for a healthy BM.

87
00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:30,562
We don't want to get
constipated, do we?

88
00:10:30,611 --> 00:10:33,647
- No!
- No, we don't.

89
00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,199
I know who that is!

90
00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,699
Bradley, come on in.

91
00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:48,745
- Hi, Nana.
- Oh, look at you...

92
00:10:48,796 --> 00:10:50,919
You're shooting up
like a stinkweed.

93
00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:55,967
Mmm, you've been
eating red meat.

94
00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:58,882
No! No, no, no.
Not me.

95
00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:01,636
It's the worst thing
you could do to that body.

96
00:11:01,684 --> 00:11:04,720
Come in here and have
a good snack with these kids.

97
00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:07,605
You know the carnivores
have short intestines

98
00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:09,724
and the meat passes
right out through?

99
00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:11,649
But we're herbivores,

100
00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:13,852
we've got great long intestines

101
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,897
and the meat just rots in there.

102
00:11:15,948 --> 00:11:17,276
No, no, you stop it.

103
00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:46,013
Quigley, get your stupid dog
out of the way!

104
00:11:48,022 --> 00:11:49,931
Chili Dog, get in the back!

105
00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:53,185
Go on, get back.
Go on! Get in the back.

106
00:11:53,235 --> 00:11:55,691
Go on! Get in the back,
you miserable son of a bitch!

107
00:11:55,738 --> 00:11:57,446
Go on!

108
00:11:57,490 --> 00:12:01,357
- It's just a dog.
- So was Cujo.

109
00:12:10,336 --> 00:12:12,661
Shit.

110
00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:37,066
Hi, Harv.

111
00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:46,361
What in the hell
are you doing here?

112
00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:51,116
Important business.
Brad Brown is back in town.

113
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:54,335
Oh... Well,
on the important chart

114
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,705
I'd put that right between
a pineapple quiche

115
00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:58,465
and a pimple on the ass.

116
00:12:58,509 --> 00:13:00,667
I thought you would
want to talk with him...

117
00:13:00,719 --> 00:13:02,511
you know,
about the critters and all.

118
00:13:02,555 --> 00:13:05,224
Why in the hell would I want
to do a thing like that?

119
00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,009
If I never talk to anybody

120
00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:09,515
about them things
that shall remain nameless,

121
00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:11,720
I'll die a happy man...
and besides that,

122
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:15,604
I ain't been sheriff of this burg
for two glorious years.

123
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:19,020
Why don't you
run along home, Sal?

124
00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:22,405
Because they're about to start
the bonus round.

125
00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:31,121
Here's the last of them.

126
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,658
Put them with the rest of them
brain dead.

127
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:47,514
So... what about
them brewskies?

128
00:13:52,104 --> 00:13:54,726
This is all that
plain-wrap piss.

129
00:13:54,773 --> 00:13:56,813
I thought we agreed
on Meister Bräu.

130
00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:58,852
I ain't got no Meister Bräu.

131
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:01,358
Then I'm taking two.

132
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,323
And a couple of these!

133
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:16,535
I hate teenagers.

134
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:22,465
Quigley!

135
00:14:24,678 --> 00:14:28,296
Now... what in the hell
am I gonna do with you?

136
00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:32,760
Right on the Highway 54,

137
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,603
just outside of Grover's Bend.

138
00:14:34,647 --> 00:14:37,019
We'd love to see ya.

139
00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:40,850
- Moo-ve.
- ♪♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪♪

140
00:14:40,903 --> 00:14:43,738
♪♪ We won't give you
a bum steer. ♪♪

141
00:14:48,494 --> 00:14:50,285
Say, Ug...

142
00:14:50,329 --> 00:14:52,618
how come...

143
00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:55,072
you look like
that rock and roll guy,

144
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,617
and Lee's still a...

145
00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,627
nothing-face?

146
00:14:59,672 --> 00:15:01,748
Because this body fit.

147
00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:04,504
Lee stays
a nothing-face

148
00:15:04,552 --> 00:15:06,877
till he finds the right self.

149
00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:09,420
Can't live in the wrong self.

150
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,895
Charlie quiet.

151
00:15:20,359 --> 00:15:23,562
- Charlie thinking.
- Thinking what?

152
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,605
Oh...

153
00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:28,692
just about going back to Earth
after all this time.

154
00:15:28,742 --> 00:15:31,412
Don't want to?

155
00:15:32,538 --> 00:15:34,495
I don't know.

156
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:38,459
On Earth, I was
just a big nobody.

157
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,993
I had one friend...

158
00:15:41,046 --> 00:15:42,838
and he was just a kid.

159
00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:45,088
- Brad.
- Yeah.

160
00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:49,093
Hey, hey, uh...

161
00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:51,676
you wouldn't just leave me
on Earth, would you?

162
00:15:53,058 --> 00:15:55,632
Charlie bounty-hunter.

163
00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,063
Yeah...

164
00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,515
Yeah, Charlie
bounty-hunter.

165
00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:06,649
Say, you guys are okay,
you know that?

166
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:14,323
♪♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪♪

167
00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:17,866
♪♪ We won't give you
a bum steer. ♪♪

168
00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:20,957
How about some Buffalo Chips
or a Moo Shake?

169
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,245
We've got a two-for-one
Easter special.

170
00:16:23,297 --> 00:16:25,420
No, thanks.

171
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:28,799
Wesley, what are you doing here?

172
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:31,549
Let's have us a beer.

173
00:16:31,597 --> 00:16:33,720
Don't you get it?

174
00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:36,518
Let's just say
I'm not the Van Halen type.

175
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,387
All right!

176
00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:40,762
I hate elevator music too.

177
00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:42,724
Look...

178
00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:45,266
what other choice you got?

179
00:16:47,029 --> 00:16:50,065
Wesley, I've got to go to work!
Leave me alone!

180
00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:52,108
Leave her alone.

181
00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:57,493
Just, you know, cool it, okay?

182
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,748
Well, looky here.

183
00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:05,747
Little Bradley Brown.

184
00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:07,956
I haven't seen you
in a long time, Peewee.

185
00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:10,582
How's your little
space monsters?

186
00:17:10,636 --> 00:17:12,925
I don't want to start
any trouble, okay, Wesley?

187
00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:15,297
Did you hear that?

188
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:18,385
The little mouse
don't want any trouble.

189
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,475
Well, that's too bad.

190
00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:27,777
I'm warning you,
I've been taking karate.

191
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,694
I don't want anyone
getting hurt,

192
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,114
so just keep your distance.

193
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:36,858
Somebody call the sheriff!

194
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,411
Shouldn’t have
come back, asshole!

195
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,088
Nobody wants you here!

196
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,128
Thanks for
the getaway. I'm...

197
00:17:51,177 --> 00:17:52,968
Bradley Brown.

198
00:17:53,012 --> 00:17:55,929
Do I know you?
Did we go to school together?

199
00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:58,215
You used to throw cherry bombs
in the trash cans.

200
00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:01,636
- Are you a senior?
- Yup.

201
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:07,691
- What?
- Ponytail and braces.

202
00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:11,353
- And zits.
- You're Megan Morgan?!

203
00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:12,947
Mm-hmm.

204
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,148
Does your dad still run
the newspaper?

205
00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:18,118
- I'm a reporter there.
- Really?!

206
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:21,079
Kinda like a Jimmy Olsen
with breasts.

207
00:18:30,883 --> 00:18:33,718
Chili, chow!

208
00:18:38,265 --> 00:18:39,973
Well, shit.

209
00:18:43,729 --> 00:18:46,849
I reckon you'll come back
when you get hungry.

210
00:18:57,952 --> 00:19:00,028
But I'm going home.

211
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,202
Mr. Quigley?
Len?!

212
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:12,213
Are you here?

213
00:19:12,258 --> 00:19:15,508
Nana, it's scary in here.

214
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:17,592
It's okay, hon.

215
00:19:17,638 --> 00:19:20,211
Nothing here can hurt you.

216
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:23,682
Especially no dead frog.

217
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,218
- Don't touch that!
- I didn't hurt it!

218
00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,229
Never mind that, Len.

219
00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:31,310
Where are those Easter eggs
you called me about?

220
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,269
Oh, they're in the back.

221
00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:44,951
Where on earth
did you get these, Len?!

222
00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,370
They're from Europe.

223
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,626
Ohhh.

224
00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:54,756
What are you
asking for these, Len?

225
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,923
Uh...

226
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,590
10 bucks... each.

227
00:19:59,638 --> 00:20:02,842
That's not what you'd
ask the church, now, is it?

228
00:20:02,892 --> 00:20:06,095
Oh, of course not.
Of course not!

229
00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:10,308
I'll give you $20 for the stack.

230
00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:12,765
- You can have half for $25.
- 20.

231
00:20:12,818 --> 00:20:14,941
For half.

232
00:20:14,987 --> 00:20:16,980
Oh...

233
00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:20,944
Now, Cindy, these really
are special, aren't they?

234
00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:23,531
Yeah, really.

235
00:20:35,841 --> 00:20:38,795
- How long are you in town?
- Just through Easter vacation.

236
00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:41,929
- Where do you guys live now?
- Up in Kansas City.

237
00:20:41,972 --> 00:20:44,345
KC, K or KC, MO?

238
00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:46,929
This isn't for
"The Gazette," is it?

239
00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:50,144
I'm thinking of going to college
there next year, okay?

240
00:20:50,189 --> 00:20:54,056
Sorry, I just get nervous
with reporters and stuff.

241
00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:56,232
'Cause of all that talk
about those...

242
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:58,520
space monsters
a couple years ago?

243
00:20:59,907 --> 00:21:02,991
No such thing
as any "space monsters."

244
00:21:03,035 --> 00:21:04,992
Really?

245
00:21:05,037 --> 00:21:07,991
Yeah, that was just
a stupid kid's dumb dream.

246
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,700
It never happened.

247
00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:36,024
Oh, thanks for
helping me, honey.

248
00:21:36,068 --> 00:21:39,567
And for being such a good girl,
I've got a present for you.

249
00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:41,772
- What?
- You just wait.

250
00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:47,283
Wow, a chocolate bunny!

251
00:21:47,329 --> 00:21:50,414
It's better than chocolate,
honey, it's carob!

252
00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:54,122
You might as well
take one of these too.

253
00:21:55,546 --> 00:21:59,045
- Thanks, Nana.
- Happy Easter, darling.

254
00:22:06,015 --> 00:22:07,675
Shit.

255
00:22:07,725 --> 00:22:10,097
Easter sucks.

256
00:22:39,507 --> 00:22:41,464
Aw...

257
00:22:41,509 --> 00:22:44,593
Jeez-oh-peese!

258
00:22:52,812 --> 00:22:54,970
What the...?

259
00:23:13,499 --> 00:23:15,373
Chili dog?

260
00:23:16,627 --> 00:23:18,335
Chili boy.

261
00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,039
Chili?

262
00:23:20,089 --> 00:23:22,331
Chili, wake up, boy.

263
00:23:32,685 --> 00:23:34,594
Whoa! Oh!

264
00:23:37,356 --> 00:23:39,598
What the hell...

265
00:24:01,922 --> 00:24:04,674
Looks like someone's
getting sleepy.

266
00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:06,508
Not me!

267
00:24:06,552 --> 00:24:08,960
Go on, honey. You want to be
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

268
00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:11,338
for the big Easter egg hunt
tomorrow morning.

269
00:24:11,390 --> 00:24:13,299
But I'm not sleepy yet, Daddy.

270
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:15,177
- Really!
- Uh-huh.

271
00:24:15,227 --> 00:24:17,019
Come on, I'll tuck you in.

272
00:24:17,062 --> 00:24:18,972
Okay...

273
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:20,814
"Okay..."

274
00:24:20,858 --> 00:24:23,942
- Night, brat.
- Night, creep.

275
00:24:31,243 --> 00:24:33,236
Super daughter.

276
00:24:35,206 --> 00:24:38,207
- Do you want to get under the covers?
- No, it's too hot.

277
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,539
Oh, okay.
Night, night, sleep tight.

278
00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:42,329
Don't let the bedbugs bite.

279
00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:44,621
I'll just bite it right back!

280
00:24:44,673 --> 00:24:46,251
Yeah. Oh...
uh-oh!

281
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,376
What's that in your hair?

282
00:24:48,427 --> 00:24:50,301
Good night, Daddy.
I love you.

283
00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:52,006
I love you, too.

284
00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:12,781
I'm going to bed now, Bradley.

285
00:25:12,827 --> 00:25:14,736
Don't stay up too late.

286
00:25:42,064 --> 00:25:45,682
You knew no one
would believe it, didn't you?

287
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,776
I sure do miss you, Charlie.

288
00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:54,608
Where did you go?

289
00:27:37,471 --> 00:27:40,093
Honey, are you all right?

290
00:27:41,976 --> 00:27:43,968
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

291
00:27:44,019 --> 00:27:46,771
Boy, your Easter candy's
a real mess.

292
00:27:46,814 --> 00:27:48,771
- Eww...
- Eww...

293
00:28:12,965 --> 00:28:15,919
Would you look at this?

294
00:28:15,968 --> 00:28:19,218
You ladies are doing
a wonderful job.

295
00:28:20,264 --> 00:28:22,755
Oooh! Now, Reverend!

296
00:28:22,808 --> 00:28:25,097
Those are for the children.

297
00:28:25,144 --> 00:28:27,635
The Easter bunny's here.

298
00:28:27,688 --> 00:28:30,096
Right on time.

299
00:28:30,149 --> 00:28:33,185
Midge, would you bring
the sheriff his package?

300
00:28:33,235 --> 00:28:35,607
- Here you go.
- There you are.

301
00:28:35,654 --> 00:28:38,489
Are you sure you couldn't
get somebody else to do this?

302
00:28:38,532 --> 00:28:41,818
Sheriff Harv did it
for 20 years running.

303
00:28:41,869 --> 00:28:45,783
- Well, I ain't Sheriff Harv!
- Don't be such a gloomy Gus.

304
00:28:45,831 --> 00:28:48,120
Sheriff, just help us out.

305
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:51,452
Who knows, you might even
have yourself a good time.

306
00:28:51,504 --> 00:28:53,627
Fat chance.

307
00:28:53,672 --> 00:28:56,163
Well, you better hurry, ladies.

308
00:28:56,217 --> 00:28:59,052
- Resurrections in 45 minutes.
- Oh!

309
00:28:59,094 --> 00:29:01,087
- Put this down on the other side.
- Okay, Emily.

310
00:29:01,138 --> 00:29:02,882
Spread them out
so they're all even.

311
00:29:23,035 --> 00:29:24,992
Good morning, children.

312
00:29:25,037 --> 00:29:26,828
Happy Easter.

313
00:29:26,872 --> 00:29:28,865
We're going to have
to be patient today.

314
00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:32,332
We can't start the hunt
until the services are over,

315
00:29:32,378 --> 00:29:35,996
but I have it on good authority
that the Easter Bunny himself

316
00:29:36,048 --> 00:29:37,957
just might make an appearance.

317
00:29:38,008 --> 00:29:41,294
Go on now!

318
00:29:51,814 --> 00:29:55,064
Thank you.

319
00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:01,985
Boy, pretty good crowd today.

320
00:30:06,245 --> 00:30:08,914
I haven't seen you
since Christmas.

321
00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:16,493
- I thought he was gone!
- He's trouble.

322
00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:19,252
Back here.
- That's him.

323
00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:23,134
Brad!

324
00:30:23,179 --> 00:30:26,096
Welcome, friends.

325
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,263
Welcome one and all.

326
00:30:29,768 --> 00:30:33,102
Today, of course, is the day
of Resurrection.

327
00:30:33,147 --> 00:30:35,602
So it seems only fitting

328
00:30:35,649 --> 00:30:38,484
that some of you
have chosen this day

329
00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:41,065
to resurrect
your church-going habit.

330
00:30:47,161 --> 00:30:50,328
Why'd I ever let her
talk me into this?

331
00:30:56,212 --> 00:30:59,497
Honey, that's awfully beautiful.

332
00:31:58,691 --> 00:32:01,063
Aw, this is great.

333
00:32:01,110 --> 00:32:03,517
The Easter Bunny with his
Tehachapi hanging out.

334
00:32:04,697 --> 00:32:06,985
It'd give them kids
a real education.

335
00:32:29,054 --> 00:32:32,340
What the hell was in you?

336
00:32:45,946 --> 00:32:48,616
And entering into the sepulcher,

337
00:32:48,657 --> 00:32:52,785
they saw, sitting
on the right side,

338
00:32:52,828 --> 00:32:55,070
a young man...

339
00:32:55,122 --> 00:32:58,325
clothed in a long,
white garment.

340
00:32:59,919 --> 00:33:01,662
And they were affrighted.

341
00:33:32,451 --> 00:33:35,025
Come on, sweetheart, let's go.

342
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,452
There you are.

343
00:33:49,844 --> 00:33:52,002
My dad just ran
your grandma home.

344
00:33:52,054 --> 00:33:54,925
Are you okay?

345
00:33:54,974 --> 00:33:56,516
Yeah, I'm all right.

346
00:33:57,768 --> 00:34:00,057
What do you think
happened to the sheriff?

347
00:34:01,355 --> 00:34:04,938
You heard 'em. It was probably
some kind of farm accident.

348
00:34:04,984 --> 00:34:07,391
Farm accident?!
You saw him!

349
00:34:07,444 --> 00:34:09,271
That was no farm accident.

350
00:34:09,321 --> 00:34:10,816
What are you trying to say?

351
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:13,356
You were telling the truth
about those things, weren’t you...

352
00:34:13,409 --> 00:34:16,160
- There's no such thing as those things!
- I don't believe you.

353
00:34:17,663 --> 00:34:19,572
I-I mean I do
believe you.

354
00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:23,039
I mean, I believe what
you said a couple years ago.

355
00:34:23,085 --> 00:34:26,371
Do me a favor and don't
do me any favors, okay?

356
00:34:26,422 --> 00:34:28,498
Don't you think
we better go see Harv?

357
00:34:30,926 --> 00:34:32,800
Well, I'm going.

358
00:34:34,013 --> 00:34:36,420
Megan...

359
00:34:55,075 --> 00:34:56,867
Harv?!

360
00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:04,036
We need you in town. Something
awful's happened at the church.

361
00:35:04,084 --> 00:35:06,077
What the hell are
you doing here, boy?

362
00:35:06,128 --> 00:35:09,046
We think it might have
been those... creatures.

363
00:35:11,592 --> 00:35:13,335
What creatures would that be?

364
00:35:13,385 --> 00:35:15,627
- It's true, Harv.
- You see 'em?

365
00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:18,883
- Not exactly, but I...
- Then don't be bringing me grief!

366
00:35:18,933 --> 00:35:20,557
You go tell the sheriff.

367
00:35:20,601 --> 00:35:24,385
- The sheriff is dead!
- They got him up at the church.

368
00:35:26,982 --> 00:35:29,556
His stomach was eaten out.
Some of the folks are trying to say

369
00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:32,018
it was some kind of
farm machine accident, but it wasn't.

370
00:35:32,071 --> 00:35:35,107
You have to come with us, Harv!
What are you doing?

371
00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:37,565
What does it look like
I'm doing, Einstein?

372
00:35:37,618 --> 00:35:39,694
I'm doing what any intelligent,

373
00:35:39,745 --> 00:35:42,532
God-fearing
Grover's Benders would do!

374
00:35:42,581 --> 00:35:44,159
I'm haulir ass!

375
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:46,664
You can't leave now!
This town needs you!

376
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:51,372
Yeah? This town voted me out
in a landslide.

377
00:35:51,423 --> 00:35:54,259
This town can kiss my ass!

378
00:35:56,971 --> 00:35:59,296
I can't believe you're just
going to run away.

379
00:36:00,766 --> 00:36:02,973
We need you, Harv.
We need a sheriff.

380
00:36:03,018 --> 00:36:05,806
Go check the Yellow Pages.

381
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:12,709
Oh... hi. Uh...

382
00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:14,415
this here's American culture.

383
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,208
Good reading.

384
00:37:16,258 --> 00:37:17,918
G-good articles.

385
00:37:17,968 --> 00:37:20,127
Transform.

386
00:37:25,768 --> 00:37:27,642
Oh no, Lee.
Lee, no, no.

387
00:37:27,686 --> 00:37:30,260
No, no, don't...
no, don't look at me, Lee!

388
00:38:10,146 --> 00:38:12,103
Kill Crites.

389
00:38:20,072 --> 00:38:22,444
Hey, guys!
Hey, wait up!

390
00:38:23,492 --> 00:38:25,568
Hey, Lee!

391
00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:30,368
Lee, you're gonna need this!

392
00:38:34,336 --> 00:38:37,503
Okay, let's think about this.
Maybe there is a logical explanation.

393
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,873
What do you mean?
Like really bad stomach ulcers?

394
00:38:39,925 --> 00:38:41,717
Well, it could have been a dog!

395
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,596
Yeah, and it could have been
the brain from planet Eros.

396
00:38:44,638 --> 00:38:46,761
You saw him, Brad.
It was no dog.

397
00:38:46,807 --> 00:38:50,057
Critters!

398
00:38:50,102 --> 00:38:51,727
What's the matter?

399
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:55,305
I need a little air. I was going home
to take a hot bath and I see...

400
00:38:55,357 --> 00:38:57,765
- Just slow down.
- Rolling, rolling, towards me...

401
00:38:57,818 --> 00:39:00,226
- It's getting bigger and bigger...
- Take a breath!

402
00:39:00,279 --> 00:39:01,821
And it's got these big teeth...

403
00:39:01,864 --> 00:39:03,773
- Where did it go?!
- It went into Quigley's!

404
00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,283
- Mr. Quigley!
- Get in the truck

405
00:39:05,326 --> 00:39:06,654
and lock the doors. Hurry.

406
00:39:06,702 --> 00:39:08,991
Brad, you can't go in there.
Let's just get help!

407
00:39:09,038 --> 00:39:10,947
Oh, who are we gonna call?
Critter busters?

408
00:39:10,998 --> 00:39:12,789
Just stay behind me
in the truck!

409
00:39:41,987 --> 00:39:45,154
Mr. Quigley?

410
00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,694
Anybody home?

411
00:39:50,162 --> 00:39:52,320
Mr. Quigley,
are you okay?

412
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,204
Nobody's home.
Let's get outta here.

413
00:40:02,383 --> 00:40:04,874
Get up!

414
00:40:04,927 --> 00:40:06,967
Bradley, look behind you!

415
00:40:07,012 --> 00:40:09,764
Get in the truck!

416
00:40:11,767 --> 00:40:13,559
Get in!

417
00:40:13,602 --> 00:40:16,176
- Roll up the window!
- It's broken!

418
00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,686
- Come on!
- God damn it!

419
00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:21,402
Come on, come on!

420
00:40:21,443 --> 00:40:23,732
- You're flooding it!
- Then you drive, damn it!

421
00:40:26,574 --> 00:40:28,400
Dear God, that critter thing!

422
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,116
Get away, I am not kidding!

423
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:09,154
Yuck, veggies, ugh!

424
00:41:15,247 --> 00:41:17,287
Nana, the critters are here.

425
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,409
No, shit, Bradley!

426
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:22,081
Damn meat eaters!

427
00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:26,466
Where are you going?
Bradley!

428
00:41:36,101 --> 00:41:38,343
- Where's the communicator?
- What communicator?

429
00:41:38,395 --> 00:41:40,554
The one the bounty-hunters
gave to me.

430
00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:42,563
Bounty-hunters?!

431
00:41:42,608 --> 00:41:45,313
- The space guys.
- Oh. Oh, you mean the remote control.

432
00:41:45,361 --> 00:41:47,816
- It's always on the TV.
- Not the remote control.

433
00:41:47,863 --> 00:41:50,188
Nana, this is not
the remote control.

434
00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:20,843
Those bounty-hunters!

435
00:42:20,896 --> 00:42:22,889
That was fast.

436
00:42:23,983 --> 00:42:26,687
- More Crites.
- Yeah, a lot more.

437
00:42:26,735 --> 00:42:29,226
Boy am I glad to see you!

438
00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:32,073
B-both of you.

439
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:35,527
These guys are great.

440
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,831
Charlie!

441
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,458
Brad.

442
00:42:54,388 --> 00:42:56,096
I can't believe it!

443
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,512
Look at you... all dressed up
like one of them.

444
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:01,430
Well, I am one of them.
I'm a bounty-hunter.

445
00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,222
Yeah, right.

446
00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:06,143
No, no, no.
I work with them.

447
00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:07,983
Are you still...?

448
00:43:08,027 --> 00:43:09,854
Nah, nah.

449
00:43:09,904 --> 00:43:12,739
I don't need that
anymore. You see... see...

450
00:43:12,781 --> 00:43:14,739
up in space, I am somebody.

451
00:43:14,783 --> 00:43:17,987
See, I got a job and a meaning.

452
00:43:19,955 --> 00:43:23,205
So I... I guess that means you won't
be staying long then, huh?

453
00:43:25,795 --> 00:43:27,538
Probably not.

454
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:31,128
B-but, see, Brad...

455
00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:33,251
I gotta go where
the cosmic winds blow me.

456
00:43:35,137 --> 00:43:36,596
I gotta...

457
00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:38,382
go...

458
00:43:38,432 --> 00:43:41,006
where no man has gone before.

459
00:43:42,061 --> 00:43:45,644
Well, it's really good
to have you back, Charlie.

460
00:43:47,274 --> 00:43:49,848
Even if it's just
for a little while.

461
00:44:56,677 --> 00:44:59,512
Hey, wait!
Help us out over here.

462
00:45:01,724 --> 00:45:04,131
- That guy's crazy.
- Don't go in there.

463
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,187
♪♪ Hey, little buddies,
come gather 'round ♪♪

464
00:45:14,236 --> 00:45:17,190
♪♪ This here's the very best
eating in town ♪♪

465
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,695
♪♪ The Hungry Heifer's
the place to be ♪♪

466
00:45:19,742 --> 00:45:22,315
♪♪ Lip-licking good,
you can take it from me ♪♪

467
00:45:22,369 --> 00:45:25,039
♪♪ Try a Polar Burger
and some Buffalo Chips ♪♪

468
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,702
♪♪ And wash it all down
with a Moo Shake ♪♪

469
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:30,371
♪♪ Pat your tummy
and smack your lips ♪♪

470
00:45:30,419 --> 00:45:34,168
♪♪ Suck for hours
on your fingertips ♪♪

471
00:45:34,215 --> 00:45:36,884
♪♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪♪

472
00:45:36,926 --> 00:45:40,591
♪♪ We won't give you
a bum steer. ♪♪

473
00:46:13,712 --> 00:46:15,456
Uh-oh!

474
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:59,003
Get out of the way!

475
00:47:06,807 --> 00:47:09,594
Operator?! Operator, can you
hear me? Please listen,

476
00:47:09,643 --> 00:47:12,265
I can't hear you, but this is the
editor of the "Grover's Bend Gazette."

477
00:47:12,313 --> 00:47:14,851
We need to get the highway
patrol down here right away.

478
00:47:14,899 --> 00:47:18,232
Operator, can you... Oh, God.

479
00:47:21,947 --> 00:47:24,355
Oh my God.
I can't hear you.

480
00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:26,697
All I can hear is static.
If you're there...

481
00:47:26,744 --> 00:47:29,910
Can you hear me?
Can anybody out there hear me?

482
00:47:50,017 --> 00:47:51,677
Daddy?

483
00:47:52,812 --> 00:47:55,978
- Oh...
- Thank God!

484
00:47:56,023 --> 00:47:58,977
- They're real. The critters are real.
- I know.

485
00:47:59,026 --> 00:48:01,102
- Daddy, are you okay?
- Yeah.

486
00:48:01,153 --> 00:48:03,229
Shh!

487
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,899
- Did you guys hear that?
- Let's get to the door.

488
00:48:12,998 --> 00:48:14,327
Oh Go...

489
00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:16,830
- Oh no! Daddy!
- Get him up, come on!

490
00:48:18,003 --> 00:48:20,541
- Go!
- For God's sake!

491
00:48:21,924 --> 00:48:24,676
- Wesley!
- Wesley!

492
00:48:27,346 --> 00:48:29,173
Chickenshit!

493
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,864
Please go on inside.
You'll be much safer in there.

494
00:48:52,913 --> 00:48:55,155
I need some more bandages.

495
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,625
Daddy!

496
00:48:59,837 --> 00:49:02,589
- Cindy, are you okay?
- What happened to Daddy?

497
00:49:02,631 --> 00:49:04,873
Don't worry,
he's gonna be all right.

498
00:49:15,478 --> 00:49:17,387
Shit!

499
00:49:29,658 --> 00:49:32,196
Ug, what happened?

500
00:49:32,244 --> 00:49:34,403
Crites feed together.

501
00:49:34,455 --> 00:49:36,115
Eat like a family.

502
00:49:36,165 --> 00:49:39,201
Love meat.
A bad habit.

503
00:49:39,251 --> 00:49:41,410
You guys don't eat meat?!

504
00:49:41,462 --> 00:49:43,704
Hey, who's gonna pay
for all this stuff?!

505
00:49:43,756 --> 00:49:45,748
Look at the mess you guys made!

506
00:49:50,262 --> 00:49:52,588
No, Lee, no, no, don't...

507
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,928
Not this!
No, Lee!

508
00:50:12,868 --> 00:50:15,157
Kill more Crites.

509
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:26,415
I-I gotta go, Brad.

510
00:51:26,192 --> 00:51:28,647
Sorry.

511
00:51:30,446 --> 00:51:32,438
It sure is quiet.

512
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:34,648
Maybe they're all dead.

513
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,906
I wish.

514
00:51:38,412 --> 00:51:40,820
They're probably
waiting right outside.

515
00:51:41,957 --> 00:51:44,958
There's a cheery thought.

516
00:51:47,046 --> 00:51:49,797
It's like they're
teasing us or something.

517
00:51:51,967 --> 00:51:54,423
I just wish I knew
where they were.

518
00:52:03,145 --> 00:52:05,102
Lee?

519
00:52:17,159 --> 00:52:19,199
Lee?

520
00:52:19,245 --> 00:52:22,199
Lee?!

521
00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:26,335
W-what are you...
what are you doing?

522
00:52:28,838 --> 00:52:30,498
No! No, no, no!

523
00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,172
No, Lee, please!

524
00:52:39,849 --> 00:52:41,473
Hold it, Lee.
Hold on.

525
00:52:41,517 --> 00:52:43,806
This is the one.
This... now, this...

526
00:52:43,853 --> 00:52:45,976
This... that's it.

527
00:52:46,021 --> 00:52:47,931
Good, that's it.

528
00:52:51,527 --> 00:52:53,354
Kill Crites.

529
00:52:54,530 --> 00:52:56,523
Thank you.

530
00:54:08,187 --> 00:54:11,141
Sweet Jesus!
What was that?

531
00:54:16,946 --> 00:54:19,069
Lee?

532
00:54:21,534 --> 00:54:23,859
Ug, what happened?

533
00:54:23,911 --> 00:54:26,117
Where's Lee?

534
00:55:03,409 --> 00:55:05,651
God, Ug's losing it.

535
00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:46,281
Charlie, what happened?

536
00:55:46,327 --> 00:55:48,284
Lee's dead.

537
00:55:48,329 --> 00:55:50,202
What happened to...

538
00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:52,039
Ug?

539
00:55:57,213 --> 00:55:59,252
Is he okay?

540
00:55:59,298 --> 00:56:02,382
- He ain't breathing.
- That's okay, he don't have a mouth.

541
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:10,423
Try and transform, Ug.

542
00:56:16,565 --> 00:56:18,558
Ug...

543
00:56:21,487 --> 00:56:24,903
I'm not a good enough
bounty-hunter to do it by myself.

544
00:57:07,783 --> 00:57:11,863
Hey, get back inside!
Go on!

545
00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:16,912
If you don't get inside
I'm going to see to it

546
00:57:16,959 --> 00:57:18,750
your dad blisters
your little butt!

547
00:57:34,185 --> 00:57:35,928
Get inside and lock the door.

548
00:58:34,203 --> 00:58:36,445
I'm back.

549
00:58:42,169 --> 00:58:43,961
Cindy?

550
00:58:44,004 --> 00:58:45,712
Cindy!

551
00:58:47,716 --> 00:58:50,468
Looks like we
got us a job to do.

552
00:59:32,803 --> 00:59:35,721
- Did you hear that?
- Uh-huh.

553
00:59:35,764 --> 00:59:37,638
- What was it?
- Shh!

554
00:59:41,437 --> 00:59:45,731
- Look!
- Where are they all going?

555
00:59:45,774 --> 00:59:47,684
I don't know.

556
00:59:47,735 --> 00:59:50,855
Looks like some kind of
critter convention.

557
01:00:07,296 --> 01:00:10,083
There must be hundreds of them.

558
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,421
We can't call
in the highway patrol.

559
01:00:19,475 --> 01:00:21,847
All the damn
phone lines are down.

560
01:00:21,894 --> 01:00:24,765
We've got to do something.
We can't just stay here!

561
01:00:24,814 --> 01:00:27,933
Those things got the west road
out of town blocked.

562
01:00:27,983 --> 01:00:30,937
- We're never gonna get past them.
- Same goes for the east.

563
01:00:30,986 --> 01:00:34,272
Listen, this is
the safest place we can be!

564
01:00:34,323 --> 01:00:37,194
Now, I say we stay here and wait
the little bastards out.

565
01:00:37,243 --> 01:00:39,994
- These things aren't gonna leave.
- Mind your own business, boy!

566
01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:41,946
This is my business!

567
01:00:41,997 --> 01:00:44,749
They don't give up! We have to fight 'em
and we have to kill 'em.

568
01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:46,831
Seems mighty queer to me...

569
01:00:46,877 --> 01:00:49,249
Two years ago when
the critters first come,

570
01:00:49,296 --> 01:00:50,956
they come to the boy's house.

571
01:00:51,006 --> 01:00:53,628
Now the boy's back in town
and the damn things are here too!

572
01:00:53,676 --> 01:00:55,668
Listen to me!
I've been through this before!

573
01:00:55,719 --> 01:00:59,717
- We have to fight these things!
- We don't include you.

574
01:00:59,765 --> 01:01:02,636
Now, I ain't listening to no undersized kid
from the big city.

575
01:01:02,685 --> 01:01:05,935
Or no town drunk,
or no no-faced spaceman

576
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:09,645
out of a flying saucer telling
us how to run our own town!

577
01:01:09,692 --> 01:01:12,443
We didn't have this trouble
till the boy came back.

578
01:01:12,486 --> 01:01:15,855
Let's not get hysterical here.
That boy saved my little girl's life.

579
01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:18,148
This ain't no show of yours
either, Morgan.

580
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,489
I say the boy's
bad news in shoes.

581
01:01:28,544 --> 01:01:31,000
What is this bullshit?

582
01:01:33,966 --> 01:01:37,335
Them man-eating dust mops
got us roped up tighter

583
01:01:37,386 --> 01:01:39,960
than a blue-ribbon bull
and all you folks can do

584
01:01:40,014 --> 01:01:43,679
is stand here and play
kick-the-can with some punk kid!

585
01:01:44,977 --> 01:01:47,729
If we set around here
on our duffs...

586
01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:49,479
bitching...

587
01:01:49,523 --> 01:01:52,608
we're gonna end up
tomorrow's leftovers.

588
01:01:52,651 --> 01:01:54,977
Now I don't too much
relish that idea.

589
01:01:55,029 --> 01:01:58,398
I think it's time to fight back.

590
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:02,866
- We gotta blow them up.
- Oh, come on, boy!

591
01:02:02,912 --> 01:02:05,996
No, no, I mean it! Go out in the field
and see for yourselves.

592
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,246
The critters are eating
the cattle out there.

593
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:11,210
It's just like Ug said,
they get together to feed.

594
01:02:11,253 --> 01:02:14,254
So let's put out the most outrageous
banquet in the world for them.

595
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:16,089
What have you got in mind, son?

596
01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:18,885
Polar Burgers! We'll get them
into the hamburger factory,

597
01:02:18,928 --> 01:02:20,754
lock them in
and then blow them up!

598
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:23,260
So who's gonna lead
this suicide mission?

599
01:02:30,648 --> 01:02:32,475
Well...

600
01:02:32,525 --> 01:02:34,564
It was my idea,

601
01:02:34,610 --> 01:02:37,148
but I'm gonna need some help.

602
01:02:42,117 --> 01:02:43,777
Well...

603
01:02:45,454 --> 01:02:46,865
I'm in.

604
01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:51,333
I'll go.

605
01:02:52,962 --> 01:02:55,287
Really?!

606
01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:59,630
All right, you all
just volunteered.

607
01:02:59,677 --> 01:03:02,215
Come on, you bunch of pussies.

608
01:03:02,263 --> 01:03:05,797
You've got nothing
to lose but your lives.

609
01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:50,008
I'll get the gate!

610
01:03:55,858 --> 01:03:57,601
Go!

611
01:03:59,695 --> 01:04:02,103
Armed and dangerous, everybody.

612
01:05:34,373 --> 01:05:36,116
Oh my God!

613
01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:38,159
It's working!

614
01:05:43,632 --> 01:05:45,376
Let's roll.

615
01:05:55,769 --> 01:05:57,846
Oh my God.

616
01:05:57,897 --> 01:06:00,352
Harv, Harv!

617
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:04,854
Company's coming.

618
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:53,693
Wait up!

619
01:07:15,558 --> 01:07:17,515
Hey, don't piss them off!

620
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:21,308
All right, keep your distance.
Stay downwind of them things.

621
01:07:53,429 --> 01:07:55,718
Everybody, ready?
Here they come.

622
01:08:15,451 --> 01:08:17,194
Oh dear God.

623
01:08:33,636 --> 01:08:35,094
Great.

624
01:08:35,137 --> 01:08:36,715
They stopped.

625
01:08:45,314 --> 01:08:47,472
Oh shit.

626
01:08:50,277 --> 01:08:52,400
Charlie, come back here!

627
01:08:53,447 --> 01:08:55,274
Charlie!

628
01:09:29,567 --> 01:09:31,025
They're coming back.

629
01:09:49,879 --> 01:09:52,963
- Brad, I think it's gonna work.
- Shh.

630
01:09:55,134 --> 01:09:57,423
Where did that
big one come from?

631
01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,694
Oh my God.

632
01:10:21,744 --> 01:10:23,820
Look at the size
of their leader.

633
01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:43,173
Brad...

634
01:11:11,418 --> 01:11:13,162
Ug.

635
01:11:13,212 --> 01:11:15,750
It's the bounty-hunter.
He led them back.

636
01:11:18,425 --> 01:11:20,133
The door!

637
01:11:31,397 --> 01:11:34,600
Run! Blow it,
blow it!

638
01:12:10,352 --> 01:12:12,559
We fried 'em!

639
01:12:15,232 --> 01:12:16,892
Are you okay?

640
01:12:16,942 --> 01:12:19,398
Yeah. It's just ketchup.

641
01:12:19,445 --> 01:12:21,354
Close one, though.

642
01:12:30,706 --> 01:12:32,948
Get back, she's gonna
blow again!

643
01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:57,932
Son of a bitch.

644
01:13:23,384 --> 01:13:26,717
Harv, it's heading back to town.

645
01:13:26,762 --> 01:13:29,882
Ohhh, Lord, Harv, the children!

646
01:13:29,932 --> 01:13:31,723
- Come on.
- Let's go!

647
01:13:49,994 --> 01:13:51,867
Come on!

648
01:13:53,456 --> 01:13:55,448
Come on, faster!

649
01:14:05,468 --> 01:14:07,544
They're heading for town!
Come on!

650
01:14:10,639 --> 01:14:12,679
Oh my God, I bet it's
headed for the church.

651
01:14:12,725 --> 01:14:14,468
We gotta stop it!

652
01:14:27,072 --> 01:14:29,943
Inside, quick.
Quickly!

653
01:14:29,992 --> 01:14:31,949
Honey, do what he says.
Get inside.

654
01:14:35,414 --> 01:14:37,323
Brad, look out!

655
01:14:46,634 --> 01:14:48,591
Ram it, ram it!

656
01:14:49,929 --> 01:14:52,799
I'm gonna hit it!

657
01:15:11,784 --> 01:15:14,073
- Come on!
- Run, run!

658
01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:23,163
Look!

659
01:15:26,048 --> 01:15:28,717
I'm a bounty-hunter!!

660
01:16:04,378 --> 01:16:06,501
Charlie...

661
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,046
You mean that...

662
01:16:10,092 --> 01:16:12,085
Charlie...?

663
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,612
Good ol' Charlie.

664
01:16:48,130 --> 01:16:50,621
Brad, look at Ug.

665
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:25,032
Well, just go on in, huh?

666
01:17:25,084 --> 01:17:27,705
You practically got
the whole run of the bus.

667
01:17:33,134 --> 01:17:35,007
Goodbye, Brad.

668
01:17:36,053 --> 01:17:39,173
Goodbye, Charlie...
I mean... Ug.

669
01:17:40,766 --> 01:17:42,260
Charlie.

670
01:17:44,019 --> 01:17:47,223
- Thanks, Nana. Love ya.
- I love you, too.

671
01:17:47,273 --> 01:17:49,064
And here. Here's a...

672
01:17:49,108 --> 01:17:51,065
spinach-cashew
cake I made.

673
01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:53,067
Eat it if you get hungry.

674
01:17:53,112 --> 01:17:56,029
- Okay?
- Okay.

675
01:18:04,123 --> 01:18:06,958
Get a move on, son,
this bus runs on a schedule.

676
01:18:10,296 --> 01:18:11,920
I guess I'll be seeing ya.

677
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:20,176
Come on, son. Kiss your
little gal and let's haul ass.

678
01:18:25,769 --> 01:18:27,477
Holy shit!

679
01:18:31,192 --> 01:18:34,643
Hey, can one of you guys
help me get this parachute off?

680
01:18:36,447 --> 01:18:38,404
Charlie?

681
01:18:38,449 --> 01:18:40,738
Oh, I got it.

682
01:18:43,037 --> 01:18:44,661
Charlie.

683
01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:50,834
Hi.

684
01:19:00,596 --> 01:19:02,589
Ug?

685
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,217
Charlie?

686
01:20:39,236 --> 01:20:41,063
Say, listen...

687
01:20:41,113 --> 01:20:42,738
What just happened here?

688
01:20:42,781 --> 01:20:44,573
If I was you, partner,

689
01:20:44,617 --> 01:20:46,775
I'd roll this rig
right outta town,

690
01:20:46,827 --> 01:20:49,401
and not say nothing
about none of this to nobody.

691
01:20:53,209 --> 01:20:55,450
Bye, Megan.

692
01:20:55,503 --> 01:20:58,172
Bye, Brad.

693
01:21:22,530 --> 01:21:25,281
Hey, Charlie!
Catch!

694
01:22:28,596 --> 01:22:31,597
♪♪ Hey, little buddies
come gather 'round ♪♪

695
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:34,345
♪♪ This here's the very best
eating in town ♪♪

696
01:22:34,393 --> 01:22:36,884
♪♪ The Hungry Heifer's
the place to be ♪♪

697
01:22:36,937 --> 01:22:39,689
♪♪ Lip-licking good,
you can take it from me ♪♪

698
01:22:39,732 --> 01:22:42,305
♪♪ Try a Polar Burger
and some Buffalo Chips ♪♪

699
01:22:42,359 --> 01:22:45,147
♪♪ Wash it all down
with a Moo Shake ♪♪

700
01:22:45,196 --> 01:22:47,734
♪♪ You'll pat your tummy
and smack your lips ♪♪

701
01:22:47,781 --> 01:22:51,233
♪♪ Suck for hours
on your fingertips ♪♪

702
01:22:51,285 --> 01:22:54,156
♪♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪♪

703
01:22:54,205 --> 01:22:58,582
♪♪ We won't give you
a bum steer... ♪♪

704
01:22:59,710 --> 01:23:01,750
And don't you forget,

705
01:23:01,796 --> 01:23:05,378
all of your friendly Hungry Heifer
restaurants throughout the Midwest

706
01:23:05,424 --> 01:23:08,176
are open on Easter Sunday.
So after church,

707
01:23:08,219 --> 01:23:11,552
why don't you and your family
stop in for a creamy Moo Shake

708
01:23:11,597 --> 01:23:13,554
or some crispy Buffalo Chips?

709
01:23:13,599 --> 01:23:16,055
And we'd like to invite
you and your family

710
01:23:16,101 --> 01:23:18,390
to visit our factory,
right off of Highway 54,

711
01:23:18,437 --> 01:23:20,560
just outside of Grover's Bend.

712
01:23:20,606 --> 01:23:22,397
We'd love to see ya!

713
01:23:22,441 --> 01:23:23,722
Moo-ve.

714
01:23:23,776 --> 01:23:26,563
♪♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪♪

715
01:23:26,612 --> 01:23:30,941
♪♪ We won't give you
a bum steer. ♪♪