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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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I
was born by the special will

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of heaven in this Age
of Iron to restore

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the lost age of chivalry.

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I am the man for whom all
dangers are expressly reserved

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and grand adventures
and brave deeds also.

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I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

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This will be a marvelous
day for adventure, Sancho.

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I feel it in my bones.

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Good god, Sancho!

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A giant!

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Where?

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There!

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With arms six miles long...

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just facing his
terrible, grinding teeth.

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I am sworn to rid the earth of
this foul and fearsome giant,

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Sancho!

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I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

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It's just a windmill.

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Prepare to die!

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And cut right there.

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Good work.

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Speak in
English for Christ's sake!

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No, no, it's not we
can muck up the world.

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It's we can fuck up the world.

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That's what I wrote.

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That's what we're
going to shoot.

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Me organ grinder.

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You monkey.

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No agua, thank you.

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That was a good one.

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Did you buy that?

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We could cut that
together, couldn't we?

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That's someone
else's job, isn't it.

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I said I want
laughing, smiling, happy,

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clappy people... white, black,
yellow, green, LGBT, GLBT, GNT,

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fucking T&A. I
don't give a fuck,

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so long as the ratio is right.

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OK?

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Got to go.
Hands to hold.

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Oh, Toby.

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What is this?

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What is this I feel?

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I don't know, Rupert.

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What is it?

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Your 15%?

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A little hard grain
needing to be worn down, hmm?

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Turned to dust, blown
away on the wind.

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We should move
along, shouldn't we?

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Good idea.

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Toby, I am so sorry.

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Toby, it's these bloody Spanish.

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They can't seem to handle
anything too complicated.

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Could you get me down, Fritzi?

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It's a reset...

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everybody back to first!

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The crank! The
crank is wrong.

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We're not going to make it.

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No, I want to drop
some of the shots.

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Yes!

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Are you sure?

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Why?

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Because it isn't working.

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Because my client isn't happy.

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Because the whole
concept is ridiculous.

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Because we become
what we hold on to.

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That's true.

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It's your concept,
your vision,

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your idea to come to
Spain in the first place.

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I know... the smell, the
sweat, the real España.

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Well then?

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Well, I was wrong.

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Oh, Sarah!

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How's it going, Sarah?

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Melissa.

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How's it going, Melissa?

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Toby, I can't.

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You can.

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You must.

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You shall.

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I'm sorry.
Can you please?

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Look, can we please come up
with some other ideas here?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Just a thought...
how about we just

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CGI the giant back in London?

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Great idea,.

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Is that your best,
when we have paid

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- for everybody to come out here?
- Yeah.

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And Toby hates CGI.

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He wants it all handcrafted.

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I am a
little bit worried

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about the negative
connotations here.

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I mean, Power Grid...

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It's the world
through Quixote's eyes.

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...is a
multinational giant.

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Just like the book.

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There's a book?

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Do we have the rights?

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Hey, you fucking tampered with
this, haven't you, you bastard?

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You should get me a fresh one.

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If anything happens
to me, I will come here,

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and I will personally
shit down your throat.

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Well done.

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Well, now that our producer
here has so bravely thwarted

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the terrorist threat to our
water supply, I'd like to say,

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buenos noches.

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We need you, Toby.

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Don't we, everyone?

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Everybody needs you, Toby.

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You don't.

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You are not going anywhere.

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You're the epic fucking genius.

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Well, fuck you too.

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Well, will you
noli me tangere?

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Mmm.

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Genuflect, everyone.

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She's adorable, so transparent
you can read her like a book.

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Yeah, and slightly worn,
spine-rubbed, some foxing.

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Hombre, que tal?

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That's what they say
over here, isn't it?

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I wouldn't know.
I don't talk to them.

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Jacqui.

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Hey, I hope you're
not giving our Man of La

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Mancha too much of a hard time.

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Not at all.

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You can trust our Toby.

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Just as I was saying.

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My family, to a great
campaign, to Power Grid...

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here's to us and
bugger the rest.

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Bugger the rest.

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Yes, bugger them
all with impunity.

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Yeah.

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I got to go.

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I got a meeting in Nice.

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Potential client, Russian vodka.

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They got me on
their private jet.

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Well, it's good to know
people are still showing

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off the size of their dicks.

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I wanted you to keep an
eye on her when I'm gone.

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Do that for me?

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- Of course he will.
- Yeah.

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Sure I will.

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What's the problem, son?

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Got it wrong.

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We should scrap
the whole campaign.

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Aw.

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Hold your nerve.

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You're a great talent.

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He's a genius.

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He's a visionary.

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Really doesn't help.

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Maybe you need
some inspiration.

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Hey, you!

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Come here.

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Yeah.

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There are some ideas
in here you might...

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What?

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Steal?

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Or use.

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Se or, maybe this one?

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Wow.

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That's strange.

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Look, this is perfect.

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Isn't that our Man from
La Mancha for real?

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That's the way, my family.

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He's going to be great.

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My money?

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Hey.

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Stay.

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I don't like to
leave you here.

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- You're in a strange mood.
- Sit.

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Where'd you get this?

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Uh, that's a good question.

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I found it.

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Toby?

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Hey, where are you going?

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Hey, hey, hey,
aren't you supposed

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to be looking after me tonight?

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God knows someone should.

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Do you have a DVD player?

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You're bad.

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You bad boy.

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Bad and wicked.

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Will you hold that pose?

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I am
Don Quixote de la Mancha.

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I was born by a
special will of heaven

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to restore the lost
age of chivalry

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for the protection of the
weak and for grand adventures.

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What is it?

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"The Man Who
Killed Don Quixote."

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I made it a long time ago.

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My graduation film.

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It won me awards.

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Oh.

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Oh, the old man is wonderful.

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Yeah, you know, I'm
trying to break the cliche,

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you know, not using actors,
real people, use villagers.

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Yeah.

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He was a shoemaker, I think.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I can see why they
grabbed you from commercials.

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Yeah, this must be my
passport to Hollywood.

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Yeah.

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Toby, I'm The Boss's wife.

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Yeah.

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You are The Boss's wife.

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Yeah I'm The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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I'm The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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Oh no, Sancho, he's crazy...

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crazy with love.

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I am The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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Yeah.

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I'm The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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Yeah, baby.

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Oh, mm.

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Jacqui!

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But he's in Nice.

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He'll kill me.

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What about me?

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Jacqui!

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Shit!

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Jacqui!

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Shit.

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Oh god.

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I'm back!

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Every man for himself.

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What?

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- Jacqui!
- Come on.

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Come on.

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I don't have time.

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Hurry up!

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Gotcha!

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Oh, Toby, your beads.

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Oh, shit!

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Fuck.

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Go.

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Jacqui!

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Vamos!

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I'm going to kill you,
you greasy gyppo!!

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Hey, baby.

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That was the only cut.

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I don't even know
what that's for.

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Toby.

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Toby.

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- Check this.
- Hold on.

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Hey, pal.

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Toby.

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Come here.

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Check this out.

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Holy shit.

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- Right?
- He's perfect.

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Hola.

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Hola, se or.

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Hmm?

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Un momento, por favor?

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Que?

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Well.

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Hi, hola.

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Hola, we're American.

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Or I'm American.

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- This is Jimmy and Joe.
- Hi.

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We're making

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What are you doing for
the next two months?

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Javier, you're making shoes now.

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My shoes...

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No, no, no.
Forget the shoes, man!

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- These are bandidos.
- Bandidos.

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You're angry.

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Yeah, yeah.

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The girl is in danger.

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OK?

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No.

278
00:13:36,371 --> 00:13:37,270
Fuck that.

279
00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:38,304
Ah!

280
00:13:38,306 --> 00:13:40,403
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha!

281
00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,637
Ahh!

282
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,304
And he goes down.

283
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,703
Then you hit this one,
and then that goes down.

284
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:46,369
Si, Javier?

285
00:13:46,371 --> 00:13:46,804
Si?

286
00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:51,570
And gone.
Si?

287
00:13:51,572 --> 00:13:53,670
Aye, si, si.

288
00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:55,336
Comprende?

289
00:13:55,338 --> 00:13:56,936
Forget the shoes.

290
00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:59,303
You are Don Quixote.

291
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,369
Si, comprendo.

292
00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:04,540
No, Javier, you
are Don Quixote.

293
00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:09,769
OK.

294
00:14:09,771 --> 00:14:11,369
Don Quixote.

295
00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:16,172
- And?
- Ouch.

296
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,570
Huh?

297
00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:26,603
If there's something
that doesn't translate

298
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,336
through a Polaroid,
then it's not going

299
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:29,436
- to translate through a camera.
- How about that one?

300
00:14:29,438 --> 00:14:30,403
No, absolutely not.

301
00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:31,270
What about this one?

302
00:14:31,272 --> 00:14:31,937
That's my favorite.

303
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,403
No, none of these.

304
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,404
She's his dulcinea...
you know, his ideal.

305
00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:39,835
She has to be
beautiful and pure.

306
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,937
Just like in the book, the Lady
Dulcinea looked up but once,

307
00:14:42,939 --> 00:14:44,869
and their eyes met, and
from that brief moment

308
00:14:44,871 --> 00:14:49,738
on Don Quixote de la Mancha
became free from all fear.

309
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:53,902
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

310
00:14:53,904 --> 00:14:54,870
Careful, Toby.

311
00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:55,873
She's Raul's little girl.

312
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:04,503
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby!

313
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:05,570
You could be though...

314
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,604
you could be in movies.

315
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,269
I'm serious.

316
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:07,936
Really?

317
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:08,570
- Yes.
- To die?

318
00:15:08,572 --> 00:15:09,237
Sure.

319
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:09,903
Why not?

320
00:15:09,905 --> 00:15:11,303
I'm serious.

321
00:15:11,305 --> 00:15:13,936
- A little village girl like me?
- Yeah.

322
00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:14,736
Don't break it.

323
00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:16,470
Oh, please god.

324
00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:17,735
What if like...

325
00:15:17,737 --> 00:15:19,270
- if I let it...
- No!

326
00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:21,203
Oh, please.

327
00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:23,503
Why?

328
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,404
I'm serious.

329
00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:26,203
You could be someone.

330
00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:33,770
Either you are very naive,
or you are very crazy.

331
00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:37,570
Well, you know,
an artist has to be.

332
00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:39,437
OK.

333
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,436
Now you're... now
you're an artist.

334
00:15:42,438 --> 00:15:43,736
Yeah.

335
00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:48,203
An artist must be cruel.

336
00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:49,571
Are you cruel?

337
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,540
Wait, wait... wait there.

338
00:15:57,971 --> 00:16:00,336
What do you see?

339
00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:01,606
A star.

340
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,204
Angelica, where are you?

341
00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:08,603
It's late.

342
00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:11,936
I'm hungry!

343
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:16,870
I love you.

344
00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:19,369
It's like I was
really back there again.

345
00:16:19,371 --> 00:16:20,503
I could smell it.

346
00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:22,903
And then I wake up.

347
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:25,736
A sue o, a beautiful dream.

348
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:27,803
Yeah, but I don't dream.

349
00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:29,470
No, of course not.

350
00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:30,536
You don't have to.

351
00:16:30,538 --> 00:16:31,803
You have everything.

352
00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:33,437
I had no idea the
village was this close.

353
00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:37,536
Los Sue os is just
over the hill there.

354
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,504
He's fucking mental.

355
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:39,537
It still isn't working.

356
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:40,902
We've got to shoot something.

357
00:16:40,904 --> 00:16:44,204
We cannot just sit here.

358
00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:46,504
Set up a crane shot
of the wind turbines.

359
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,369
Put it on a long track.

360
00:16:48,371 --> 00:16:49,770
The crane's on the other side.

361
00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:50,736
Yeah.

362
00:16:50,738 --> 00:16:51,602
It's going to take hours.

363
00:16:51,604 --> 00:16:52,239
Perfect.

364
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:02,373
You're back.

365
00:17:05,838 --> 00:17:07,802
Surprise.

366
00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:09,703
I didn't need to go after all.

367
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,470
Turns out they got
a castle out here.

368
00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:15,304
The Russkies are buying up
everything, aren't they?

369
00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:18,436
But it's looking good
for our Vodka gig.

370
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,738
We'll know in a couple of days.

371
00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:27,570
I asked you to look
after my wife, Toby.

372
00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:28,404
I did.

373
00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:30,670
No, not very well.

374
00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:34,204
There was a thief in
our fucking hotel suite.

375
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:35,469
What?

376
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,303
A thief?

377
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,337
Are you sure?

378
00:17:38,339 --> 00:17:39,536
That'd what she says.

379
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:40,937
You know what I think?

380
00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:42,937
I think it was that greasy
gypsy from last night.

381
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:44,437
I found his hat.

382
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:44,937
Right.

383
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:45,869
Yeah.

384
00:17:45,871 --> 00:17:47,569
He seemed dodgy.

385
00:17:47,571 --> 00:17:49,337
Yeah.

386
00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:51,937
Well, they all are, aren't they?

387
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,337
You look tired, son.

388
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:59,603
Oh, you know, it's just
watching that old DVD.

389
00:17:59,605 --> 00:18:00,370
Yeah.

390
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:00,839
Jacqui told me.

391
00:18:03,638 --> 00:18:04,735
She told you?

392
00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:06,903
Yeah.

393
00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:09,237
A work of yours, she said.

394
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,470
That's a coincidence.

395
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:11,469
Yeah.

396
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:12,769
Yeah, such a long time ago.

397
00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:14,503
It looks like it was
made by somebody else.

398
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:17,404
Yeah, why don't you polish
up some of those old ideas,

399
00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:18,869
make them nice and shiny for us?

400
00:18:18,871 --> 00:18:19,736
Yeah, I could.

401
00:18:19,738 --> 00:18:20,605
I don't know.

402
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,836
You know what?

403
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:29,937
While they're
setting up, I think

404
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,570
I'm going to go for a spin.

405
00:18:31,572 --> 00:18:32,304
Clear your head?

406
00:18:32,306 --> 00:18:33,602
Right.

407
00:18:33,604 --> 00:18:34,436
I'll drive you.

408
00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,270
No, that's OK.

409
00:18:36,272 --> 00:18:37,203
Dan the man.

410
00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:37,869
Yo, Toby.

411
00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:39,336
Lend me your bike.

412
00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:40,803
OK.

413
00:18:40,805 --> 00:18:41,769
Gracias.

414
00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:44,236
Are you coming, my love?

415
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:45,502
No.

416
00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:47,502
Oh but, um.

417
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:48,870
I don't have a helmet.

418
00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:50,273
- You don't need one.
- Take care.

419
00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:42,769
All right.

420
00:20:42,771 --> 00:20:43,536
Great, great, great.

421
00:20:43,538 --> 00:20:44,402
Thank you.

422
00:20:44,404 --> 00:20:45,635
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

423
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:46,636
Thank you.

424
00:20:46,638 --> 00:20:48,535
Cut.

425
00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:49,770
Gracias a todos.

426
00:20:49,772 --> 00:20:50,735
Thank you very much.

427
00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:51,836
Hasta manana.

428
00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:53,269
Hasta manana!

429
00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:15,636
Do
you want something more?

430
00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:18,970
I do, yeah, so many things...

431
00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:21,269
better writing ability mostly.

432
00:21:21,805 --> 00:21:22,702
Jesus.

433
00:21:22,704 --> 00:21:23,902
No, no, no, no.
No.

434
00:21:23,904 --> 00:21:25,838
Shh.

435
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,806
You will be sent with my squire-

436
00:21:47,304 --> 00:21:48,469
Javier, Javier, this is great.

437
00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:49,435
This is great.

438
00:21:49,437 --> 00:21:52,237
This time take two.

439
00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:54,669
Todo in Inglés, please?

440
00:21:54,671 --> 00:21:55,735
Inglés.

441
00:21:55,737 --> 00:21:58,469
- Yeah, in Inglés.
- Inglés.

442
00:21:58,471 --> 00:21:59,336
Action.

443
00:21:59,338 --> 00:22:01,569
Si, si.

444
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:06,636
Unhand her, foul bandido!

445
00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:10,402
Stand and face justice!

446
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,603
OK.
OK.

447
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,369
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

448
00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:22,303
Perfecto.

449
00:22:27,237 --> 00:22:29,502
Wow.

450
00:22:29,504 --> 00:22:32,835
I am Don Quixote.

451
00:22:32,837 --> 00:22:33,872
You
are Don Quixote.

452
00:22:39,404 --> 00:22:43,703
I am Don Quixote.

453
00:22:54,504 --> 00:22:55,371
Por favor.

454
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:41,304
Raul?

455
00:23:45,271 --> 00:23:46,771
How's it going?
Long time no see.

456
00:24:34,771 --> 00:24:36,736
We don't need these.

457
00:24:36,738 --> 00:24:38,902
We understand one
another perfectly.

458
00:24:38,904 --> 00:24:43,635
Hey, shiny boy, Little Pedro
was in this film of yours,

459
00:24:43,637 --> 00:24:45,236
yeah?

460
00:24:45,238 --> 00:24:47,303
Yes, he was, Little
Pedro, right, Sancho Panza,

461
00:24:47,305 --> 00:24:49,869
all 250 pounds of him.

462
00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:51,336
How is he?

463
00:24:51,338 --> 00:24:52,903
Little Pedro?

464
00:24:52,905 --> 00:24:54,303
He's dead.

465
00:24:54,305 --> 00:24:55,202
Shit.

466
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:56,937
He liked to drink.

467
00:24:56,939 --> 00:25:00,569
- The drink didn't like him.
- OK.

468
00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:01,635
I'm sorry.

469
00:25:01,637 --> 00:25:03,236
To Little Pedro.

470
00:25:03,238 --> 00:25:07,703
Many things have changed
since your film, Toby.

471
00:25:07,705 --> 00:25:09,802
What about Javier?

472
00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:11,903
The old man who played Quixote?

473
00:25:11,905 --> 00:25:16,902
Is he...
is he still alive?

474
00:25:16,904 --> 00:25:18,602
Alive?

475
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,702
Oh yeah.

476
00:25:20,704 --> 00:25:23,402
Don Quixote Vive, if that's
what you like to call him.

477
00:25:23,404 --> 00:25:24,937
Oh good.

478
00:25:29,471 --> 00:25:32,803
How about Angelica?

479
00:25:32,805 --> 00:25:34,602
Angelica?

480
00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:38,403
Angelica, your daughter.

481
00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:39,670
Come.

482
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,569
I will take you.

483
00:25:41,571 --> 00:25:43,535
I will show you.

484
00:25:43,537 --> 00:25:44,468
Oh, she's here?

485
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,235
Yeah.

486
00:25:45,237 --> 00:25:46,269
Oh, fantastic.

487
00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:48,970
She was so great in the movie.

488
00:25:48,972 --> 00:25:49,606
Ooh.

489
00:25:59,204 --> 00:25:59,638
She was a flower.

490
00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:13,203
And they grow up, Raul.

491
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:16,735
For Christ's sake, it's
what they're meant to do.

492
00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:18,670
My daughter?

493
00:26:18,672 --> 00:26:21,902
The whore?

494
00:26:21,904 --> 00:26:23,770
No.

495
00:26:23,772 --> 00:26:24,735
What are you talking about?

496
00:26:24,737 --> 00:26:26,502
She was such a sweet girl.

497
00:26:26,504 --> 00:26:28,368
No more.

498
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:32,268
She chase your dream,
Toby, to Madrid.

499
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,636
She break.

500
00:26:49,305 --> 00:26:52,669
What the fuck!

501
00:26:52,671 --> 00:26:53,636
Give me that.

502
00:26:53,638 --> 00:26:54,936
- You...
- Papa!

503
00:26:54,938 --> 00:26:55,805
- Papa!
- Fuck!

504
00:26:58,571 --> 00:26:59,605
You little fucking prick.

505
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,336
Hey!

506
00:27:05,338 --> 00:27:07,236
What the hell did
you call my boy?

507
00:27:07,238 --> 00:27:08,937
Jesus!

508
00:27:08,939 --> 00:27:10,439
Come back here, you creep!

509
00:27:27,872 --> 00:27:28,739
Quixote Vive?

510
00:28:03,737 --> 00:28:06,335
Hello?

511
00:28:10,237 --> 00:28:10,671
Hola!

512
00:28:13,637 --> 00:28:18,203
Hi.
There's a sign, Quixote Vive?

513
00:28:18,205 --> 00:28:19,870
You want to see him?

514
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,935
Would you like to
see the Don Quixote

515
00:28:21,937 --> 00:28:24,969
de la Mancha, the
real Don Quixote?

516
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:25,606
I do.

517
00:28:42,437 --> 00:28:45,402
Come on.

518
00:28:45,404 --> 00:28:46,402
OK.

519
00:29:29,638 --> 00:29:30,272
No, no, no.

520
00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:37,669
I am Don
Quixote de la Mancha.

521
00:29:37,671 --> 00:29:42,769
I was born in the year
of our Savior, 1605,

522
00:29:42,771 --> 00:29:45,703
by special will of
heaven to restore

523
00:29:45,705 --> 00:29:49,635
the lost age of chivalry.

524
00:29:49,637 --> 00:29:52,303
I am the man for
whom all dangers

525
00:29:52,305 --> 00:29:55,468
are expressly resulting.

526
00:29:55,470 --> 00:30:01,202
And grand adventures
and brave deeds also.

527
00:30:01,204 --> 00:30:02,805
I am 400 years old.

528
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:09,469
It's not easy living so long.

529
00:30:09,471 --> 00:30:13,369
But I cannot die

530
00:30:13,371 --> 00:30:17,669
unless perhaps I

531
00:30:17,671 --> 00:30:21,670
could rid myself of my dreams.

532
00:30:21,672 --> 00:30:22,702
Holy shit.

533
00:30:22,704 --> 00:30:24,801
Javier?

534
00:30:24,803 --> 00:30:26,935
Sancho?

535
00:30:26,937 --> 00:30:29,336
Is that you?

536
00:30:29,338 --> 00:30:29,969
Sancho!

537
00:30:29,971 --> 00:30:31,402
No.

538
00:30:31,404 --> 00:30:36,435
Sancho,
you've come back!

539
00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:38,202
You've come back to save me.

540
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:41,768
Oh, oh, oh, you tricky peasant!

541
00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:42,735
Oh!

542
00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:43,703
Oh, oh, oh!

543
00:30:43,705 --> 00:30:44,868
OK.
OK.

544
00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:46,336
I'm not Sancho.

545
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:48,303
And you're not Don Quixote.

546
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,202
Mmm.

547
00:30:49,204 --> 00:30:50,802
You, Sancho.

548
00:30:50,804 --> 00:30:51,834
Oh.

549
00:30:51,836 --> 00:30:54,302
Sancho, Sancho, isn't it you?

550
00:30:54,304 --> 00:30:58,735
You must rescue me
from these enchanters, huh?

551
00:30:58,737 --> 00:31:00,369
Please, Sancho, take me...

552
00:31:00,371 --> 00:31:01,535
take me away, Sancho.

553
00:31:01,537 --> 00:31:02,734
OK.
Yeah.

554
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:03,968
I'm a little late
for something now.

555
00:31:03,970 --> 00:31:05,203
- But maybe...
- No, Sancho!

556
00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:06,203
- Please, Sancho!
- All right.

557
00:31:06,205 --> 00:31:06,868
Ease up, Javier.
All right.

558
00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:07,735
Let go.
All right.

559
00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:08,735
Let me out of here!

560
00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:09,635
Let me out, please.

561
00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:10,602
Javier, I've got to go.

562
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:14,935
Oh, what are you going?

563
00:31:14,937 --> 00:31:15,669
Get off me!

564
00:31:15,671 --> 00:31:16,969
Get off me!

565
00:31:16,971 --> 00:31:17,770
Get off me!

566
00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:10,602
Just look at the
fucking facts, Rupert.

567
00:32:10,604 --> 00:32:12,203
We bring a whole
crew over to Spain.

568
00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:14,902
He vanishes into thin air
on a fucking motorbike.

569
00:32:14,904 --> 00:32:16,268
You're talking.

570
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:17,402
There's only one
genius on this set,

571
00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:18,268
and it's certainly
not you, is it?

572
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,235
He's not a genius.

573
00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:20,769
He's like a fucking child.

574
00:32:20,771 --> 00:32:22,435
Ah, Toby!

575
00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:24,969
Where the hell have you been?

576
00:32:24,971 --> 00:32:26,536
We've been stalling here.

577
00:32:26,538 --> 00:32:28,535
We've been dicking
around here for hours.

578
00:32:28,537 --> 00:32:29,203
Whoa.

579
00:32:29,205 --> 00:32:29,769
Whoa.

580
00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:31,502
Calm, dearheart.

581
00:32:31,504 --> 00:32:33,969
Looks like Toby needs a moment.

582
00:32:33,971 --> 00:32:37,768
The agency is
begging for blood.

583
00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:39,235
Bill needs a shot list.

584
00:32:39,237 --> 00:32:41,935
I need... thanks to
you, I need a doctor.

585
00:32:41,937 --> 00:32:43,269
I literally do.

586
00:32:43,271 --> 00:32:43,969
Now, now, Toby.

587
00:32:43,971 --> 00:32:45,303
What's happened to you?

588
00:32:45,305 --> 00:32:46,335
I mean, look at
the state of you.

589
00:32:46,337 --> 00:32:47,901
Oh, and the police are here.

590
00:32:47,903 --> 00:32:50,435
Do you know what, Bill?

591
00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:53,735
It's all yours... the
whole fucking nightmare.

592
00:32:53,737 --> 00:32:55,838
You're promoted.
I quit.

593
00:32:58,572 --> 00:32:59,801
Toby!

594
00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:01,669
They found the thief.

595
00:33:01,671 --> 00:33:03,768
They want that fucking
gypsy, of course.

596
00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:04,735
Do me a favor.

597
00:33:04,737 --> 00:33:06,202
Come identify him for me.

598
00:33:06,204 --> 00:33:06,637
Yeah.

599
00:33:13,305 --> 00:33:15,601
It's looking great.

600
00:33:19,504 --> 00:33:20,403
Hola.

601
00:33:20,405 --> 00:33:22,969
Bien.

602
00:33:22,971 --> 00:33:23,605
Yeah?

603
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,601
He was the creep bothering
my wife in the restaurant

604
00:33:28,603 --> 00:33:30,368
the other night, wasn't he?

605
00:33:30,370 --> 00:33:31,835
Yeah, that's him.

606
00:33:31,837 --> 00:33:34,634
Typical.

607
00:33:34,636 --> 00:33:36,369
Se or,.

608
00:33:49,671 --> 00:33:52,602
This is your motorcycle, Se or?

609
00:33:52,604 --> 00:33:56,935
Uh, mine how?

610
00:33:56,937 --> 00:34:01,568
There has been a fire
in a local village.

611
00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:06,235
That registration number
matches one we were given.

612
00:34:06,237 --> 00:34:06,902
Oh, I'm sorry.

613
00:34:06,904 --> 00:34:08,801
But that's not mine.

614
00:34:08,803 --> 00:34:11,834
I... it's, um...

615
00:34:11,836 --> 00:34:14,468
who's the little... that guy!

616
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,303
Toby, Toby,
don't you remember?

617
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,734
You borrowed it.

618
00:34:17,736 --> 00:34:19,339
He borrowed it for inspiration.

619
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:24,901
Perhaps you will
come to assist us.

620
00:34:24,903 --> 00:34:26,702
But I don't know
anything about any fire.

621
00:34:26,704 --> 00:34:28,235
I mean, I know what fire is.

622
00:34:28,237 --> 00:34:29,601
But I don't know what
you're talking about.

623
00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:31,534
Better go along
with them, Toby.

624
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,271
We don't want to
antagonize the locals.

625
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,902
Don't worry about
the delay here.

626
00:34:38,904 --> 00:34:42,368
Put it down to act
of God or something.

627
00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:44,568
Oh, wait.

628
00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:47,238
I found these outside
my hotel suite.

629
00:34:50,438 --> 00:34:52,336
Yours, aren't they?

630
00:34:52,338 --> 00:34:53,602
Oh fuck.

631
00:34:53,604 --> 00:34:54,239
Thanks.

632
00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:59,338
Any problems, text me.

633
00:35:25,437 --> 00:35:30,634
I think you got me into a
big trouble, Se or Toby, hmm?

634
00:35:30,636 --> 00:35:32,869
Maybe you should be a man.

635
00:35:32,871 --> 00:35:35,669
Maybe you should tell them, eh?

636
00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:36,936
Fuck this!

637
00:35:36,938 --> 00:35:38,368
God, what I wouldn't
give to get my hands

638
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:41,467
on one of these bastards
for a few minutes.

639
00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:42,834
Animals!

640
00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:45,467
Still living in the
fucking Middle Ages.

641
00:35:45,469 --> 00:35:47,568
Oh shit.

642
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:49,869
Fucking...
Holy Week.

643
00:35:49,871 --> 00:35:52,534
Holy Week.

644
00:36:03,804 --> 00:36:06,605
- I know a way around this.
- Are you sure?

645
00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:25,467
We'll be back
on the main road in a moment.

646
00:36:25,469 --> 00:36:26,768
A moment?

647
00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:28,734
How long exactly is a
moment in your life?

648
00:36:28,736 --> 00:36:29,635
I didn't know.

649
00:36:29,637 --> 00:36:31,369
Just shut the fuck up.

650
00:36:31,371 --> 00:36:33,235
What is this?

651
00:36:33,237 --> 00:36:34,467
What the fuck is he doing?

652
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:38,602
Hey, get out!

653
00:36:38,604 --> 00:36:42,901
Your carnival
is over, old man.

654
00:36:42,903 --> 00:36:45,735
Oh no.

655
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:49,235
Why are those men in chains?

656
00:36:49,237 --> 00:36:50,502
Sancho.

657
00:36:50,504 --> 00:36:51,801
Shit.

658
00:36:51,803 --> 00:36:53,935
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

659
00:36:53,937 --> 00:36:58,834
And I command you to release
my squire, Sancho Panza.

660
00:36:58,836 --> 00:36:59,969
Don Quixote?

661
00:36:59,971 --> 00:37:00,868
Si.

662
00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:03,236
Wow.

663
00:37:03,238 --> 00:37:05,901
Looks like one of you is saved.

664
00:37:05,903 --> 00:37:07,635
This has nothing
to do with me.

665
00:37:07,637 --> 00:37:11,901
I am dedicated to chivalry
and protection of the weak.

666
00:37:11,903 --> 00:37:15,701
Huh?

667
00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:19,601
Your hellish wailing does not
frighten me!

668
00:37:19,603 --> 00:37:21,936
Release those innocent men.

669
00:37:21,938 --> 00:37:23,869
Hey, carnival is...

670
00:37:23,871 --> 00:37:25,802
oh!

671
00:37:25,804 --> 00:37:27,434
What the fuck?

672
00:37:27,436 --> 00:37:29,468
- Get off that horse, you...
- Go!

673
00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:30,505
Get away from Rocinante!

674
00:37:33,604 --> 00:37:36,401
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

675
00:37:36,403 --> 00:37:37,202
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

676
00:37:37,204 --> 00:37:38,268
Help!

677
00:37:38,270 --> 00:37:40,203
No, no, no, no, help!
Shit!

678
00:37:40,205 --> 00:37:43,568
What the fuck are
you doing, man?

679
00:37:43,570 --> 00:37:46,569
I think you've killed him.

680
00:37:46,571 --> 00:37:50,936
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

681
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:55,403
No, no!
No!

682
00:37:58,504 --> 00:37:59,902
No, please.

683
00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:01,467
- Freeze!
- No!

684
00:38:01,469 --> 00:38:02,468
God no!

685
00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:08,902
Sancho, the forces of
darkness are defeated!

686
00:38:08,904 --> 00:38:10,505
It wasn't me.
I didn't do it.

687
00:38:15,971 --> 00:38:17,471
Fuck.
Shit.

688
00:38:44,404 --> 00:38:45,605
I'm bleeding.

689
00:38:48,436 --> 00:38:50,302
Oh.
Oh.

690
00:38:50,304 --> 00:38:51,435
Thank God it's not mine.

691
00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,969
No, no, no.

692
00:38:57,971 --> 00:38:59,702
Fuck.

693
00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:00,734
No!

694
00:39:00,736 --> 00:39:01,837
Please don't let this be real!

695
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,338
Fuck!
Fuck!

696
00:39:22,737 --> 00:39:25,401
Oh shit.
Shit.

697
00:39:25,403 --> 00:39:26,367
Shit.
Shit.

698
00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:26,902
Shit.

699
00:39:29,736 --> 00:39:30,704
Fucking batteries!

700
00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:37,302
I'm a dead man.
OK.

701
00:39:37,304 --> 00:39:37,936
OK.

702
00:39:37,938 --> 00:39:39,401
Take control.

703
00:39:39,403 --> 00:39:42,235
Take control, Toby.

704
00:39:42,237 --> 00:39:44,367
Take control and the
world soon follows.

705
00:39:44,369 --> 00:39:45,901
Take control and the
world soon follows.

706
00:39:45,903 --> 00:39:46,538
Take control.

707
00:39:55,637 --> 00:39:56,935
Sancho!

708
00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,734
There you are.

709
00:39:58,736 --> 00:40:03,535
You crazy peasant,
always playing games.

710
00:40:03,537 --> 00:40:05,602
Do you think you
can hide from me?

711
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,534
No, no, no, no, no.

712
00:40:06,536 --> 00:40:07,435
Stay away from me.

713
00:40:07,437 --> 00:40:09,268
Sancho, you're free.

714
00:40:09,270 --> 00:40:10,602
Those cops are
dead, aren't they?

715
00:40:10,604 --> 00:40:12,968
No, no, no, no, no, no.

716
00:40:12,970 --> 00:40:15,601
The forces of darkness
can never die.

717
00:40:15,603 --> 00:40:16,935
You killed them, didn't you?

718
00:40:16,937 --> 00:40:19,568
You were so brave, huh?

719
00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:21,635
The way you attacked
that coachman

720
00:40:21,637 --> 00:40:24,202
and frightened away
his wailing beast.

721
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:25,401
I didn't do anything.

722
00:40:25,403 --> 00:40:28,334
Oh, humility is a blessing.

723
00:40:28,336 --> 00:40:30,804
Tonight, we will sing
songs to your bravery.

724
00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:38,634
I brought you your
clothes, Sancho.

725
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:41,368
You can get out of
that disguise, eh?

726
00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:43,238
You are free.

727
00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:48,235
Oh, Sancho.

728
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:52,401
We shall have such great
adventures together.

729
00:40:52,403 --> 00:40:55,901
A knight-errant and
his loyal squire, huh?

730
00:40:55,903 --> 00:40:57,869
Mwah.
Mwah.

731
00:40:57,871 --> 00:40:58,871
Sancho.

732
00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:13,202
This will be a marvelous
day for adventure, Sancho.

733
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,902
I feel it in my bones.

734
00:41:14,904 --> 00:41:18,335
I need to call my office.

735
00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:19,734
Where are we going?

736
00:41:19,736 --> 00:41:22,235
Who knows?

737
00:41:22,237 --> 00:41:25,768
Her destiny guides
our fortune, Sancho.

738
00:41:30,604 --> 00:41:33,534
I'm getting eaten alive.

739
00:41:33,536 --> 00:41:34,634
Look, maybe we
should just go back

740
00:41:34,636 --> 00:41:37,267
and face a few ugly realities.

741
00:41:37,269 --> 00:41:38,701
You can explain everything
to the authorities.

742
00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:39,968
Explain?

743
00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:42,936
Do you think explaining
explains anything?

744
00:41:42,938 --> 00:41:45,534
Well, yes.

745
00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:48,901
You have a simple view of
life, Sancho, very touching.

746
00:41:48,903 --> 00:41:49,936
Yeah.

747
00:41:49,938 --> 00:41:51,367
And you're really Don Quixote.

748
00:41:51,369 --> 00:41:51,871
You doubt it?

749
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:58,768
Look, do you remember years
ago, about 10 years ago,

750
00:41:58,770 --> 00:42:00,302
I was making a film?

751
00:42:00,304 --> 00:42:02,936
You were just an
old man I found.

752
00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:06,901
- I was lost, forgotten.
- Yeah, right.

753
00:42:06,903 --> 00:42:08,435
But then I found you.

754
00:42:08,437 --> 00:42:10,334
And I thought, this guy
has an interesting face.

755
00:42:10,336 --> 00:42:13,302
It's the kind of face I'd
use now to sell insurance.

756
00:42:13,304 --> 00:42:16,302
I owe you a
great debt, Sancho.

757
00:42:16,304 --> 00:42:17,501
You restored me.

758
00:42:17,503 --> 00:42:19,334
You really don't remember?

759
00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:22,601
Don Quixote
de la Mancha, the knight

760
00:42:22,603 --> 00:42:24,267
of the mournful countenance...

761
00:42:24,269 --> 00:42:27,701
Come to restore the
lost age of chivalry

762
00:42:27,703 --> 00:42:30,768
by a special will of heaven!

763
00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:32,268
Yes.

764
00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:34,234
Well, I wrote that.

765
00:42:34,236 --> 00:42:35,535
Que?

766
00:42:35,537 --> 00:42:36,902
I adapted it, since
a screenplay is a very

767
00:42:36,904 --> 00:42:38,235
different language to a novel.

768
00:42:38,237 --> 00:42:38,701
But it's...

769
00:42:44,570 --> 00:42:45,936
Blasphemer!

770
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,734
The hand of our God
in heaven wrote me,

771
00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:51,635
- not the filthy whore of some...
- OK.

772
00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:53,202
OK.
I apologize.

773
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:54,768
I'm sorry.

774
00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:58,534
You may beg forgiveness at
the feet of my Lady Dulcinea.

775
00:42:58,536 --> 00:42:59,634
Lady Dulcinea, right?

776
00:42:59,636 --> 00:43:00,302
Of course.

777
00:43:00,304 --> 00:43:02,401
OK.

778
00:43:02,403 --> 00:43:06,935
Once, as if in a
dream, Don Quixote

779
00:43:06,937 --> 00:43:11,869
dreams this Lady Dulcinea.

780
00:43:11,871 --> 00:43:14,402
She was sitting...

781
00:43:14,404 --> 00:43:17,267
Beside a stream before
her crystal mansion.

782
00:43:17,269 --> 00:43:19,535
I know, of course.

783
00:43:19,537 --> 00:43:21,201
Writing again, Sancho?

784
00:43:21,203 --> 00:43:21,701
No.

785
00:43:21,703 --> 00:43:23,435
No.

786
00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:26,801
Because those are the words
of the great Arab historian,

787
00:43:26,803 --> 00:43:28,268
Cide Hamete Benengeli.

788
00:43:28,270 --> 00:43:31,302
Right, right, I forgot.

789
00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:38,304
I have here this rare
volume of my exploits, hmm?

790
00:43:39,437 --> 00:43:43,902
A trifle florid perhaps,
but the spirit is true.

791
00:43:43,904 --> 00:43:46,334
Can I read?

792
00:43:50,603 --> 00:43:53,234
That a peasant like
you should feign interest

793
00:43:53,236 --> 00:43:54,638
in a book he cannot read.

794
00:43:57,571 --> 00:44:00,401
Can I see?

795
00:44:00,403 --> 00:44:00,967
Oh.

796
00:44:00,969 --> 00:44:02,868
But I can read.

797
00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:06,468
This is English, Sancho.

798
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:08,701
"Eeeen-gleesh."

799
00:44:08,703 --> 00:44:14,534
It's a very difficult language,
a Protestant language.

800
00:44:14,536 --> 00:44:15,834
But come.
Come.

801
00:44:15,836 --> 00:44:20,468
Come.
Sit with me, huh?

802
00:44:20,470 --> 00:44:21,671
We will read it together.

803
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,769
Now, I will sound the words.

804
00:44:27,771 --> 00:44:31,669
And you can look
at the pictures.

805
00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:34,869
Now, here.

806
00:44:34,871 --> 00:44:41,871
Here, this is me on my
war horse, Rocinante.

807
00:44:44,236 --> 00:44:46,335
That's you Sancho.

808
00:44:46,337 --> 00:44:50,235
And here... here...

809
00:44:50,237 --> 00:44:54,668
here is a
beautiful princess, hmm,

810
00:44:54,670 --> 00:44:57,601
resplendent on her charger.

811
00:45:11,836 --> 00:45:13,967
A giant!

812
00:45:13,969 --> 00:45:15,934
What giant?

813
00:45:15,936 --> 00:45:20,669
A giant with arms
six miles long.

814
00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:22,502
She is in terrible danger.

815
00:45:22,504 --> 00:45:23,467
It's a windmill.

816
00:45:23,469 --> 00:45:24,768
Oh!

817
00:45:24,770 --> 00:45:25,601
Rocinante!

818
00:45:25,603 --> 00:45:26,968
Oh!

819
00:45:28,903 --> 00:45:31,468
Rocinante!

820
00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:33,867
I will save you, fair maiden!

821
00:45:33,869 --> 00:45:34,568
Come back here!

822
00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:35,402
Don!

823
00:45:35,404 --> 00:45:36,702
This is a mistake!

824
00:45:36,704 --> 00:45:38,401
Prepare to die, foul
and fearsome beast!

825
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,268
This isn't a giant!

826
00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:40,535
Oh, god no!
Don!

827
00:45:40,537 --> 00:45:41,901
Don!

828
00:45:41,903 --> 00:45:44,337
Take this!

829
00:45:49,736 --> 00:45:52,635
And cut right there.

830
00:45:52,637 --> 00:45:53,535
Oh.

831
00:45:53,537 --> 00:45:56,235
Giant, where are you?

832
00:45:56,237 --> 00:45:59,434
Where are you, huh?

833
00:45:59,436 --> 00:46:02,801
There you are, you thief!

834
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,270
Take that!

835
00:46:08,603 --> 00:46:10,534
Hey!

836
00:46:10,536 --> 00:46:12,769
- Ow.
- Don't move.

837
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:15,534
Just lay still.

838
00:46:15,536 --> 00:46:18,934
You have saved, dear lady.

839
00:46:18,936 --> 00:46:22,701
I am at your command.

840
00:46:22,703 --> 00:46:23,338
Oh.

841
00:46:26,237 --> 00:46:28,467
I see the love
light in your eyes.

842
00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:31,669
It's understandable.

843
00:46:31,671 --> 00:46:33,800
My hand on it.

844
00:46:33,802 --> 00:46:38,535
But alas, I am
betrothed to another.

845
00:46:38,537 --> 00:46:40,833
Oh.

846
00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:42,368
Oh.

847
00:46:42,370 --> 00:46:45,334
Does he have the
squirrels in the attic?

848
00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:48,302
Squirrels are the least of it.

849
00:46:48,304 --> 00:46:50,302
Do you have a phone I could use?

850
00:46:50,304 --> 00:46:52,601
My father will help you.

851
00:46:52,603 --> 00:46:54,434
Is he a builder?
Or?

852
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:57,735
It's all very, uh, rustic.

853
00:46:57,737 --> 00:46:58,934
No, se or.

854
00:46:58,936 --> 00:47:01,302
This is oil.

855
00:47:01,304 --> 00:47:04,201
Oil is working,
just squeaky clean.

856
00:47:04,203 --> 00:47:05,768
What?

857
00:47:05,770 --> 00:47:06,634
Not rustic.

858
00:47:06,636 --> 00:47:09,368
Not rustic.

859
00:47:09,370 --> 00:47:10,935
Oh, the bike?
Yeah.

860
00:47:10,937 --> 00:47:12,935
No, it's all very oiled.

861
00:47:12,937 --> 00:47:14,401
Everything's very oily.

862
00:47:14,403 --> 00:47:15,435
Yes.

863
00:47:15,437 --> 00:47:16,301
You can't have too much oil.

864
00:47:23,304 --> 00:47:23,967
Wait, wait, wait.

865
00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:25,435
Wha... you live here?

866
00:47:25,437 --> 00:47:26,734
- Live?
- Yeah.

867
00:47:26,736 --> 00:47:28,601
This is... this is
where you live?

868
00:47:28,603 --> 00:47:30,467
I live here.

869
00:47:30,469 --> 00:47:32,235
I die here.

870
00:47:32,237 --> 00:47:32,833
Right, it's good.

871
00:47:32,835 --> 00:47:34,468
That's good.

872
00:47:34,470 --> 00:47:35,668
I live.

873
00:47:35,670 --> 00:47:37,268
I die.

874
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:38,468
I live.

875
00:47:38,470 --> 00:47:39,768
I die.

876
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:40,767
I live.

877
00:47:40,769 --> 00:47:42,502
- Live and die.
- I live.

878
00:47:42,504 --> 00:47:43,800
I die.

879
00:47:43,802 --> 00:47:47,900
Some of us...

880
00:47:47,902 --> 00:47:49,137
some of us sooner than others.

881
00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:03,267
What do you think
you are doing, huh?

882
00:48:03,269 --> 00:48:04,700
Get them out of here!

883
00:48:04,702 --> 00:48:08,235
What is this splendid
castle that defies gravity?

884
00:48:08,237 --> 00:48:09,201
Hello.

885
00:48:09,203 --> 00:48:10,635
Can I use your telephone?

886
00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:15,501
And this angelic messenger
who welcomes us as she...

887
00:48:15,503 --> 00:48:16,403
We don't want any trouble.

888
00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:24,601
Divine lady, I shall
forever preserve your kindness

889
00:48:24,603 --> 00:48:27,502
in the treasury of my memory.

890
00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:28,734
Oh.

891
00:48:28,736 --> 00:48:29,901
Get him out of here.

892
00:48:29,903 --> 00:48:31,467
Come on.

893
00:48:31,469 --> 00:48:33,235
Please, please, my
dear, this is not showing

894
00:48:33,237 --> 00:48:34,833
what good Christians we are.

895
00:48:34,835 --> 00:48:37,701
Remember, this is the Holy Week.

896
00:48:37,703 --> 00:48:42,467
Oh, oh, oh, this old
man must be playing

897
00:48:42,469 --> 00:48:43,833
the part of a martyred saint.

898
00:48:43,835 --> 00:48:46,768
Look, his halo.

899
00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:47,668
So devout.

900
00:48:47,670 --> 00:48:48,801
Is there a telephone?

901
00:48:48,803 --> 00:48:49,700
Elephant?

902
00:48:49,702 --> 00:48:50,535
What elephant?

903
00:48:50,537 --> 00:48:51,302
OK.

904
00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:52,468
I'm going to go.

905
00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:53,367
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

906
00:48:53,369 --> 00:48:54,401
You must stay.

907
00:48:54,403 --> 00:48:55,635
You must stay.

908
00:48:55,637 --> 00:48:58,368
Out there is very
dangerous, bad men.

909
00:48:58,370 --> 00:49:01,401
But here, everything is A-OK.

910
00:49:01,403 --> 00:49:04,601
Here, we are all
the good Samaritans.

911
00:49:04,603 --> 00:49:08,935
We will turn the other cheek
to hear your brave martyr.

912
00:49:08,937 --> 00:49:11,402
We must charm these
needy pilgrims.

913
00:49:11,404 --> 00:49:13,968
A good host looks
after his hostages.

914
00:49:13,970 --> 00:49:15,235
Is that the right word?

915
00:49:15,237 --> 00:49:18,569
No, that's not the right word.

916
00:49:26,537 --> 00:49:28,737
Rest here, brave holy martyr.

917
00:49:31,503 --> 00:49:32,303
We'll be back soon.

918
00:49:41,902 --> 00:49:44,501
Why must I be such
an unfortunate knight?

919
00:49:44,503 --> 00:49:45,767
What have you got me into?

920
00:49:45,769 --> 00:49:48,267
Young ladies just
have to look at me once

921
00:49:48,269 --> 00:49:50,634
to be swept away with love.

922
00:49:50,636 --> 00:49:51,271
I abhor you.

923
00:50:01,969 --> 00:50:06,567
Why must my matchless
devotion to my Lady Dulcinea

924
00:50:06,569 --> 00:50:08,401
always be tested?

925
00:50:08,403 --> 00:50:11,634
Why should she be threatened
from being the only one...

926
00:50:11,636 --> 00:50:12,767
Shit!

927
00:50:12,769 --> 00:50:14,234
...to relish my
perfect fidelity.

928
00:50:14,236 --> 00:50:15,367
I knew it.

929
00:50:15,369 --> 00:50:16,502
Well, these people
aren't Spanish.

930
00:50:16,504 --> 00:50:17,138
Que?

931
00:50:19,603 --> 00:50:20,271
We're going to die.

932
00:50:23,303 --> 00:50:25,667
Criminals of the world,
what do you want from her?

933
00:50:25,669 --> 00:50:27,534
Why do you have us?

934
00:50:27,536 --> 00:50:28,701
- Leave her alone!
- Shh!

935
00:50:28,703 --> 00:50:30,201
Would you shut the fuck up?

936
00:50:30,203 --> 00:50:32,402
You do know what
terrorists are, don't you?

937
00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:35,768
They'll probably start mailing
bits of us back to Los Angeles!

938
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,570
I have no family, Sancho.

939
00:50:40,535 --> 00:50:41,603
Not without a fight.

940
00:50:53,269 --> 00:50:55,267
Open the gates!

941
00:51:01,236 --> 00:51:04,634
Open the gates in
the name of the law!

942
00:51:28,936 --> 00:51:32,268
Just cleaning this oil work.

943
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:35,138
Oh, there is another dirty spot.
See?

944
00:51:49,336 --> 00:51:49,801
OK.

945
00:51:49,803 --> 00:51:50,501
All right.

946
00:51:50,503 --> 00:51:51,334
OK, stop.

947
00:51:51,336 --> 00:51:52,600
Let me go, please.

948
00:51:52,602 --> 00:51:54,633
We'll pretend none
of this has happened.

949
00:51:54,635 --> 00:51:56,268
Listen, I respect all religions.

950
00:51:56,270 --> 00:51:57,733
My maternal
grandmother was Jewish.

951
00:51:57,735 --> 00:51:59,633
- Open the gate!
- Help!

952
00:51:59,635 --> 00:52:00,701
I'm in here!
Help me!

953
00:52:00,703 --> 00:52:01,901
No, no, no.

954
00:52:01,903 --> 00:52:03,700
Please, please,
please, please, please.

955
00:52:03,702 --> 00:52:06,334
If the inquisition
discover we are Muslims,

956
00:52:06,336 --> 00:52:10,568
we will be whipped or
castrated or worse.

957
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,567
No, please!

958
00:52:11,569 --> 00:52:12,533
What are you talking about?

959
00:52:12,535 --> 00:52:13,634
This is the 21st century.

960
00:52:13,636 --> 00:52:15,267
You're in the European Union.

961
00:52:15,269 --> 00:52:16,801
It's not.

962
00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:20,467
In the name of the Holy
Brotherhood, open the gate!

963
00:52:22,403 --> 00:52:23,235
Open the gate.

964
00:52:23,237 --> 00:52:24,900
Open the gate.

965
00:52:24,902 --> 00:52:25,868
Welcome.

966
00:52:25,870 --> 00:52:27,433
Welcome, sirs.

967
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:28,767
Welcome.

968
00:52:28,769 --> 00:52:30,335
What the fuck?

969
00:52:30,337 --> 00:52:31,301
Welcome.

970
00:52:31,303 --> 00:52:32,834
Welcome.

971
00:52:32,836 --> 00:52:36,500
Our honest feast and hospitality
is always at the disposal

972
00:52:36,502 --> 00:52:37,668
of the Holy Brotherhood.

973
00:52:37,670 --> 00:52:40,500
One of our patrols
was attacked.

974
00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:42,934
Vicious prisoners
are on the loose.

975
00:52:42,936 --> 00:52:45,302
We have a desss...

976
00:52:45,304 --> 00:52:45,834
Description.

977
00:52:45,836 --> 00:52:46,903
...cription.

978
00:52:50,669 --> 00:52:52,901
We'll ferret out any
criminal here, sir.

979
00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:56,833
Perhaps we may even find a
Jew or two into the bargain.

980
00:52:56,835 --> 00:52:57,668
Show yourselves!

981
00:52:57,670 --> 00:52:58,768
Show yourself!

982
00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:04,334
Bail out

983
00:53:04,336 --> 00:53:06,268
Sancho?

984
00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,968
Come out in the
name of the Holy...

985
00:53:08,970 --> 00:53:10,767
You have nothing to hide.

986
00:53:10,769 --> 00:53:14,834
You have nothing to fear.

987
00:53:14,836 --> 00:53:18,634
Sancho, where are you?

988
00:53:18,636 --> 00:53:20,303
San... hmm?

989
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,235
Ah, a weapon.

990
00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:28,633
Fasten up your weapons.

991
00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:36,534
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

992
00:53:36,536 --> 00:53:37,533
Come on, ye!

993
00:53:37,535 --> 00:53:40,900
Come on, ye!

994
00:53:45,435 --> 00:53:49,367
Sancho, help me!

995
00:53:49,369 --> 00:53:55,234
Malambrino, the enchanter,
and his evil minions are here.

996
00:53:55,236 --> 00:53:57,901
They are come for me!

997
00:53:57,903 --> 00:53:58,537
Sancho!

998
00:54:01,203 --> 00:54:02,534
Where are you going?

999
00:54:02,536 --> 00:54:04,767
We have to talk,
my lying friend.

1000
00:54:04,769 --> 00:54:05,634
Here.

1001
00:54:10,502 --> 00:54:12,466
Stop!

1002
00:54:15,403 --> 00:54:17,801
Murder?

1003
00:54:17,803 --> 00:54:18,601
Murder!

1004
00:54:18,603 --> 00:54:21,500
Bolt the doors!

1005
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:32,768
My work!

1006
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,467
- My work!
- Stop!

1007
00:54:34,469 --> 00:54:35,234
Stop!

1008
00:54:35,236 --> 00:54:36,768
You must stop!

1009
00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:38,367
I will kill you!

1010
00:54:38,369 --> 00:54:39,366
No, no, no, no!

1011
00:54:40,769 --> 00:54:43,366
Jesus Christ Almighty!

1012
00:54:43,368 --> 00:54:45,366
It's time to go.

1013
00:54:45,368 --> 00:54:47,333
Hey!

1014
00:54:52,269 --> 00:54:52,703
Stop!

1015
00:55:02,336 --> 00:55:03,333
It's him!

1016
00:55:03,335 --> 00:55:06,734
It's him!

1017
00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:07,701
Ahh!

1018
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:09,300
It's him!

1019
00:55:45,402 --> 00:55:45,837
Hola.

1020
00:55:49,235 --> 00:55:50,500
- Hello.
- Out here.

1021
00:55:50,502 --> 00:55:51,201
OK.

1022
00:55:51,203 --> 00:55:51,668
All right.

1023
00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:53,301
Out here.

1024
00:56:07,402 --> 00:56:08,935
You sleep well?

1025
00:56:08,937 --> 00:56:10,667
Did you sleep well?

1026
00:56:10,669 --> 00:56:11,733
Yes.

1027
00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:12,601
Come on.

1028
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:13,501
Come with me.

1029
00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:14,900
Come with me.

1030
00:56:14,902 --> 00:56:17,334
And while I
held the enchanters at bay

1031
00:56:17,336 --> 00:56:21,967
with my mighty sword,
Sancho, my loyal squire,

1032
00:56:21,969 --> 00:56:25,934
boldly attacking the
vile forces of darkness

1033
00:56:25,936 --> 00:56:29,401
with only a basket for a helmet.

1034
00:56:29,403 --> 00:56:33,633
And so we saved the castle.

1035
00:56:35,502 --> 00:56:37,734
I think you were
frightened last night

1036
00:56:37,736 --> 00:56:40,633
by those sweet Moroccans.

1037
00:56:40,635 --> 00:56:42,401
They are just poor people.

1038
00:56:42,403 --> 00:56:45,501
Illegal. Your friend,
he lifts their spirits.

1039
00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:47,467
He's a saint.

1040
00:56:47,469 --> 00:56:48,469
He's insane.

1041
00:56:52,469 --> 00:56:54,800
That story you
were telling them,

1042
00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:59,366
with the basket on my head
and you fighting enchanters.

1043
00:56:59,368 --> 00:57:01,400
That was my dream last night.

1044
00:57:01,402 --> 00:57:05,800
Oh, why does everything always
have to be about you, Sancho?

1045
00:57:05,802 --> 00:57:09,300
You are so childlike,
so self-centered... me,

1046
00:57:09,302 --> 00:57:12,534
me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

1047
00:57:12,536 --> 00:57:14,534
OK.

1048
00:57:14,536 --> 00:57:17,234
Adios, you old fucking fart.

1049
00:57:17,236 --> 00:57:18,800
If you ever find
your Lady Dulcinea,

1050
00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,466
you can shove her up your ass.

1051
00:57:20,468 --> 00:57:22,433
They'll point me to
the nearest town.

1052
00:57:22,435 --> 00:57:23,467
I've got transport.

1053
00:57:34,769 --> 00:57:38,434
This will be a marvelous
day for adventure, Sancho.

1054
00:57:38,436 --> 00:57:42,734
It mayhap that before
six days pass together,

1055
00:57:42,736 --> 00:57:45,367
I shall conquer
several kingdoms.

1056
00:57:45,369 --> 00:57:49,533
And I shall crown you
king of one of them.

1057
00:57:49,535 --> 00:57:53,801
King Sancho, astonishing
things attend the profession

1058
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:54,700
of a knight-errant.

1059
00:58:02,403 --> 00:58:05,269
Oh, ugh!
Fuck!

1060
00:58:11,303 --> 00:58:12,700
Leave it, Sancho.

1061
00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:13,669
You can eat it later.

1062
00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:21,870
Spanish gold?

1063
00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:28,467
Spanish gold.

1064
00:58:28,469 --> 00:58:29,567
Hey, Don!

1065
00:58:29,569 --> 00:58:32,300
Take a look at this.

1066
00:58:32,302 --> 00:58:33,868
Fuck him.

1067
00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:35,333
He won't have a clue what these
are worth in today's market.

1068
00:58:42,669 --> 00:58:45,934
No, no.

1069
00:58:45,936 --> 00:58:48,367
I'll take them to the police.

1070
00:58:48,369 --> 00:58:50,568
I'll turn myself in.

1071
00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:51,968
They'll see I'm an honest guy.

1072
00:58:51,970 --> 00:58:54,667
They'll believe me when I
explained what happened.

1073
00:58:54,669 --> 00:58:55,670
Yes.

1074
00:58:58,635 --> 00:58:59,934
No.

1075
00:58:59,936 --> 00:59:01,202
No, I'm going to need
a very good lawyer.

1076
00:59:09,236 --> 00:59:10,670
I'm going to hide them.

1077
00:59:14,702 --> 00:59:15,703
Mine.

1078
00:59:18,368 --> 00:59:19,369
All mine!

1079
00:59:43,369 --> 00:59:44,366
No!

1080
00:59:44,368 --> 00:59:45,669
No!
No!

1081
00:59:58,636 --> 00:59:59,637
Huh?

1082
01:00:37,603 --> 01:00:39,668
Uh, hello.

1083
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:40,833
Oh, sorry.

1084
01:00:40,835 --> 01:00:41,700
I didn't mean to scare you.
Whoa.

1085
01:00:41,702 --> 01:00:42,733
No, no, no, no, no.

1086
01:00:42,735 --> 01:00:44,701
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1087
01:00:44,703 --> 01:00:45,734
I come in peace.

1088
01:00:45,736 --> 01:00:47,433
I'm not going to hurt you.

1089
01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:50,867
I just... you wouldn't happen
to know where the exit is

1090
01:00:50,869 --> 01:00:51,668
would you?

1091
01:00:54,468 --> 01:00:57,300
I don't believe it.

1092
01:00:57,302 --> 01:00:58,303
What?

1093
01:01:03,468 --> 01:01:04,867
It's you.

1094
01:01:04,869 --> 01:01:06,200
It is, yes.

1095
01:01:06,202 --> 01:01:07,333
I hope so.

1096
01:01:07,335 --> 01:01:08,933
You don't recognize me?

1097
01:01:08,935 --> 01:01:10,633
Sorry, no, I don't.

1098
01:01:10,635 --> 01:01:11,534
I'd like to.

1099
01:01:11,536 --> 01:01:14,868
You've changed, Toby.

1100
01:01:14,870 --> 01:01:15,800
Was it a party?

1101
01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:17,900
Or some bar?

1102
01:01:17,902 --> 01:01:22,601
I... I would have been
too young for some bar.

1103
01:01:22,603 --> 01:01:24,833
OK.

1104
01:01:24,835 --> 01:01:25,934
Oh, holy fucking shit.

1105
01:01:25,936 --> 01:01:26,733
Yes, of course.

1106
01:01:26,735 --> 01:01:28,533
I know you.

1107
01:01:28,535 --> 01:01:30,734
Miss Natural Moonlight
Shampoo campaign.

1108
01:01:30,736 --> 01:01:33,701
I won the premier award in '09.

1109
01:01:33,703 --> 01:01:34,734
Did I get it right?

1110
01:01:34,736 --> 01:01:36,201
Is that you, Sally?

1111
01:01:36,203 --> 01:01:38,234
You've got the year right.

1112
01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:39,568
I was 15 years old.

1113
01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:40,400
15?

1114
01:01:40,402 --> 01:01:41,301
That wasn't me.

1115
01:01:41,303 --> 01:01:41,934
You made me a promise.

1116
01:01:41,936 --> 01:01:42,833
OK.

1117
01:01:42,835 --> 01:01:43,867
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1118
01:01:43,869 --> 01:01:44,899
I think you got the wrong guy.

1119
01:01:44,901 --> 01:01:46,668
I could be someone, you said.

1120
01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:47,634
Definitely wrong man.

1121
01:01:47,636 --> 01:01:49,833
I could be a star.

1122
01:01:49,835 --> 01:01:51,434
I just needed to be me.

1123
01:01:51,436 --> 01:01:54,734
That was all.

1124
01:01:54,736 --> 01:01:55,633
Angelica?

1125
01:01:55,635 --> 01:01:58,333
Angelica.

1126
01:01:58,335 --> 01:01:59,334
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1127
01:01:59,336 --> 01:01:59,900
No.

1128
01:01:59,902 --> 01:02:02,434
Yeah, I'm sure.

1129
01:02:02,436 --> 01:02:03,768
Holy shit.

1130
01:02:03,770 --> 01:02:05,203
I can't believe it's you.

1131
01:02:07,835 --> 01:02:09,201
- Hi.
- Hi.

1132
01:02:09,203 --> 01:02:11,570
Oh god.
You stink.

1133
01:02:15,202 --> 01:02:18,701
I was just watching the
film we made the other day.

1134
01:02:18,703 --> 01:02:20,501
I hadn't seen it in a long time.

1135
01:02:20,503 --> 01:02:22,333
You were so young.

1136
01:02:22,335 --> 01:02:23,333
Not that you're old now.

1137
01:02:23,335 --> 01:02:25,201
You're still very young.

1138
01:02:25,203 --> 01:02:26,933
I heard you went to Madrid.

1139
01:02:26,935 --> 01:02:28,301
Yes.

1140
01:02:28,303 --> 01:02:32,533
Madrid and Barcelona
and Marseilles...

1141
01:02:32,535 --> 01:02:34,768
a lot of places.

1142
01:02:34,770 --> 01:02:36,966
A village girl can't
go back to a little bar

1143
01:02:36,968 --> 01:02:40,899
after starring in a movie.

1144
01:02:40,901 --> 01:02:42,800
Things didn't work out?

1145
01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:49,534
Modeling, mostly escort work.

1146
01:02:49,536 --> 01:02:53,534
Isn't it beautiful here?

1147
01:02:53,536 --> 01:02:58,601
It's my favorite place on earth.

1148
01:02:58,603 --> 01:03:03,533
My father would bring
me here on my birthdays.

1149
01:03:03,535 --> 01:03:09,201
He said the cave was a
secret entrance to heaven

1150
01:03:09,203 --> 01:03:10,500
for all the poor people.

1151
01:03:10,502 --> 01:03:11,899
And in the waterfall
was an angel.

1152
01:03:11,901 --> 01:03:13,236
I fucked things up
for you, didn't I?

1153
01:03:15,802 --> 01:03:18,400
Don't flatter yourself.

1154
01:03:18,402 --> 01:03:20,302
You think I wanted to
do laundry all my life?

1155
01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:28,667
I'm doing OK now.

1156
01:03:28,669 --> 01:03:30,533
Life's good.

1157
01:03:30,535 --> 01:03:33,302
But someone special in my life...

1158
01:03:36,369 --> 01:03:37,170
Someone who does this.

1159
01:03:39,835 --> 01:03:41,703
- Comes with the territory.
- OK.

1160
01:03:44,635 --> 01:03:45,333
Sorry.

1161
01:03:45,335 --> 01:03:47,300
Why?

1162
01:03:47,302 --> 01:03:48,734
It's a living.

1163
01:03:48,736 --> 01:03:49,633
Same as you.

1164
01:03:49,635 --> 01:03:50,500
I don't get beaten up.

1165
01:03:50,502 --> 01:03:51,733
Ow!

1166
01:03:51,735 --> 01:03:52,433
Fuck!

1167
01:03:52,435 --> 01:03:53,434
Sancho.

1168
01:03:53,436 --> 01:03:55,200
Forgive him, gracious madam.

1169
01:03:55,202 --> 01:03:59,401
He's an ignorant peasant
who knows no better.

1170
01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:04,867
I am Don Quixote de la
Mancha at your service.

1171
01:04:04,869 --> 01:04:06,667
Of course you are.

1172
01:04:06,669 --> 01:04:08,269
Please arise, sir knight.

1173
01:04:11,702 --> 01:04:12,733
Oh.

1174
01:04:12,735 --> 01:04:15,733
I know of your famous exploits.

1175
01:04:15,735 --> 01:04:19,767
And I know of your quest
for your Lady Dulcinea.

1176
01:04:19,769 --> 01:04:21,601
Why are you talking like that?

1177
01:04:21,603 --> 01:04:25,300
I know that this gentleman
has the courtliness

1178
01:04:25,302 --> 01:04:27,966
of a true knight.

1179
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,633
A rustic, huh?

1180
01:04:29,635 --> 01:04:31,300
I heard that.

1181
01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,466
Oh, such ears.

1182
01:04:33,468 --> 01:04:35,366
Perhaps he caught
something from his donkey.

1183
01:04:35,368 --> 01:04:36,933
Huh, Sancho?

1184
01:04:37,769 --> 01:04:38,900
Yes.

1185
01:04:38,902 --> 01:04:41,534
Sancho was always so stubborn.

1186
01:04:41,536 --> 01:04:42,733
So greedy.

1187
01:04:42,735 --> 01:04:45,966
So mesmerizing...
a real enchanted.

1188
01:04:45,968 --> 01:04:47,200
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1189
01:04:47,202 --> 01:04:47,966
- Don't say that.
- Enchanter?

1190
01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:49,833
- Oh, yes.
- What?

1191
01:04:49,835 --> 01:04:50,700
Sancho?

1192
01:04:50,702 --> 01:04:52,500
No, not enchanter.

1193
01:04:52,502 --> 01:04:53,533
Not enchanter!

1194
01:04:53,535 --> 01:04:55,201
Sancho, is this you?

1195
01:04:55,203 --> 01:04:56,899
Speak.

1196
01:04:56,901 --> 01:04:58,501
Of course it is!

1197
01:04:58,503 --> 01:04:59,366
I mean, I'm not Sancho.

1198
01:04:59,368 --> 01:05:00,799
I'm a...

1199
01:05:00,801 --> 01:05:03,835
Malambrino, the enchanter,
the fiend in disguise.

1200
01:05:06,668 --> 01:05:07,833
Wait, wait, wait.
You know what?

1201
01:05:07,835 --> 01:05:09,267
I'm fucking Sancho.

1202
01:05:09,269 --> 01:05:10,400
You don't recognize my face?

1203
01:05:10,402 --> 01:05:11,733
I'm Sancho.

1204
01:05:11,735 --> 01:05:13,301
Sancho?

1205
01:05:13,303 --> 01:05:14,266
She didn't say enchanter.

1206
01:05:14,268 --> 01:05:15,500
She said... she said...

1207
01:05:15,502 --> 01:05:16,568
she said chanter.

1208
01:05:16,570 --> 01:05:18,401
I said enchanter.

1209
01:05:18,403 --> 01:05:19,567
I'm a chanter...

1210
01:05:19,569 --> 01:05:20,967
Cantor... Eddie Cantor...

1211
01:05:20,969 --> 01:05:23,732
Eddie Cantor, only not
totally Jewish looking.

1212
01:05:23,734 --> 01:05:25,732
Fuck it!

1213
01:05:25,734 --> 01:05:30,567
If you knew
Susie like I know Susie...

1214
01:05:30,569 --> 01:05:33,666
oh, oh, oh, what a gal.

1215
01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:37,266
There's none so classy
as this fair lassie...

1216
01:05:37,268 --> 01:05:40,733
oh, oh, oh my goodness,
what a chassis.

1217
01:05:40,735 --> 01:05:41,899
We went riding.

1218
01:05:41,901 --> 01:05:43,767
She didn't balk.

1219
01:05:43,769 --> 01:05:46,633
From the country, I'm
the one that had to walk.

1220
01:05:46,635 --> 01:05:49,933
If you knew Susie
like I know Susie...

1221
01:05:49,935 --> 01:05:55,767
Oh, oh, what a gal!

1222
01:05:55,769 --> 01:05:57,301
Oh, oh.

1223
01:05:57,303 --> 01:06:00,533
You had me worried for
a moment there, Sancho.

1224
01:06:00,535 --> 01:06:01,732
I have to go.

1225
01:06:01,734 --> 01:06:03,333
- Goodbye, Toby.
- No.

1226
01:06:03,335 --> 01:06:04,333
Stay, dear lady.

1227
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:05,334
No, no, I'll come with you.

1228
01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:06,500
No, no, no, no.

1229
01:06:06,502 --> 01:06:08,899
She needs a true
escort, a knight.

1230
01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:09,570
Step aside.

1231
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:13,733
Gracious lady.

1232
01:06:13,735 --> 01:06:14,732
Let me help your foot.

1233
01:06:14,734 --> 01:06:16,833
Let me help you.

1234
01:06:16,835 --> 01:06:19,500
Get your hand off her, Sancho.

1235
01:06:19,502 --> 01:06:20,267
Hey!

1236
01:06:20,269 --> 01:06:21,201
Hah!

1237
01:06:22,601 --> 01:06:24,333
You touched her with
your filthy peasant hands.

1238
01:06:24,335 --> 01:06:25,300
Filthy?

1239
01:06:25,302 --> 01:06:26,301
You're the dirty old man.

1240
01:06:26,303 --> 01:06:27,533
How dare you say that to me.

1241
01:06:27,535 --> 01:06:28,700
- I'll thrash you for that!
- All right.

1242
01:06:28,702 --> 01:06:29,867
Stop, stop, stop.

1243
01:06:29,869 --> 01:06:30,799
What?

1244
01:06:30,801 --> 01:06:32,766
We should follow her.

1245
01:06:32,768 --> 01:06:34,200
I think she needs our help.

1246
01:06:34,202 --> 01:06:38,301
Love is a cruel
jailer, Sancho.

1247
01:06:38,303 --> 01:06:39,434
What?

1248
01:06:39,436 --> 01:06:40,733
Did you see the
look in her eyes?

1249
01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:41,699
Oh, let me guess?

1250
01:06:41,701 --> 01:06:42,599
She fell in love with you.

1251
01:06:42,601 --> 01:06:43,501
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1252
01:06:43,503 --> 01:06:47,599
It's a curse, Sancho.

1253
01:06:47,601 --> 01:06:49,433
It's a curse.

1254
01:06:49,435 --> 01:06:49,967
Come on.
Come on.

1255
01:06:49,969 --> 01:06:51,301
Come on.

1256
01:06:51,303 --> 01:06:52,632
Can't these things
go any faster?

1257
01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,466
How are we going to
follow them like this?

1258
01:06:54,468 --> 01:07:00,867
Sancho, a knight-errant, he
wanders, he roams, he seeks.

1259
01:07:00,869 --> 01:07:02,700
He never follows.

1260
01:07:02,702 --> 01:07:03,603
Heeya, heeya.

1261
01:07:13,203 --> 01:07:14,504
Angelica's scarf.

1262
01:07:22,834 --> 01:07:23,835
Shit.

1263
01:07:28,469 --> 01:07:30,434
We'll never find her now.

1264
01:07:30,436 --> 01:07:32,866
It's a heaven-sent
blessing, Sancho.

1265
01:07:32,868 --> 01:07:34,300
We have a quest.

1266
01:07:34,302 --> 01:07:35,566
A what?

1267
01:07:35,568 --> 01:07:37,201
A quest.

1268
01:07:37,203 --> 01:07:39,400
- An impossible quest.
- Oh, great.

1269
01:07:39,402 --> 01:07:40,599
Listen, Sancho.

1270
01:07:40,601 --> 01:07:43,334
Do you hear that?

1271
01:07:43,336 --> 01:07:44,266
The call of the Muezzin.

1272
01:07:46,734 --> 01:07:48,201
The what?

1273
01:07:48,203 --> 01:07:51,599
The Muslim call to prayer.

1274
01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:54,234
Listen, Sancho.

1275
01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:55,237
Sancho, listen.

1276
01:08:02,402 --> 01:08:03,668
Oh, Sancho.

1277
01:08:07,701 --> 01:08:11,700
We are on hallowed
ground, Sancho.

1278
01:08:11,702 --> 01:08:14,532
Bow your head, Sancho.

1279
01:08:14,534 --> 01:08:17,767
Bow your head.

1280
01:08:17,769 --> 01:08:21,201
Sancho, bow your head.

1281
01:08:21,203 --> 01:08:26,866
Our Christ has brought us to Al
Hazzaharaha, the last citadel

1282
01:08:26,868 --> 01:08:28,333
of the Moorish kings.

1283
01:08:28,335 --> 01:08:30,933
And there, do you see?

1284
01:08:30,935 --> 01:08:32,699
There they are.

1285
01:08:32,701 --> 01:08:37,966
The wise chorus in their
robes of white, their heads

1286
01:08:37,968 --> 01:08:39,900
bowed in prayer to Allah.

1287
01:08:39,902 --> 01:08:41,466
Those are sheep.

1288
01:08:41,468 --> 01:08:43,967
You ignorant
peasant, why speak

1289
01:08:43,969 --> 01:08:47,434
badly of them just because
they worship a heathen god.

1290
01:08:47,436 --> 01:08:55,201
Oh, Sancho,
follow me with humility.

1291
01:08:55,203 --> 01:08:57,967
Al Zagal the
great Moorish warrior

1292
01:08:57,969 --> 01:09:02,766
once trod these
magnificent halls.

1293
01:09:02,768 --> 01:09:04,367
Who knows?

1294
01:09:04,369 --> 01:09:08,666
Perhaps these wise men
know of the lady we seek.

1295
01:09:08,668 --> 01:09:10,432
Great.

1296
01:09:10,434 --> 01:09:13,700
Then can we just get
out of the fucking sun.

1297
01:09:13,702 --> 01:09:17,465
Sancho, they are welcoming us.

1298
01:09:17,467 --> 01:09:18,400
Oh no, gentlemen.

1299
01:09:18,402 --> 01:09:20,301
There is no need to bow.

1300
01:09:20,303 --> 01:09:23,903
I am just a poor Christian
knight on a quest.

1301
01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:29,566
In the perfumed
court to the sultan,

1302
01:09:29,568 --> 01:09:32,833
the days are passed
in sweet music

1303
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:36,732
and gentle delights
with gracious noblemen

1304
01:09:36,734 --> 01:09:39,733
and courtly ladies.

1305
01:09:39,735 --> 01:09:40,899
I'm starving!

1306
01:09:40,901 --> 01:09:43,466
Well then eat, Sancho.

1307
01:09:43,468 --> 01:09:45,933
Food makes a
peasant's heart glad.

1308
01:09:45,935 --> 01:09:46,900
What's this?

1309
01:09:46,902 --> 01:09:50,465
Wha... oh, a conundrum.

1310
01:09:50,467 --> 01:09:52,832
Is this one of your
riddles, Sancho?

1311
01:09:52,834 --> 01:09:54,900
Oh, I like a riddle.

1312
01:09:54,902 --> 01:09:55,833
Oh, what is this?

1313
01:09:55,835 --> 01:09:56,867
Let's see.

1314
01:09:56,869 --> 01:09:59,267
It's a... it's a horse and cart.

1315
01:09:59,269 --> 01:09:59,967
Is that it?

1316
01:09:59,969 --> 01:10:01,600
I mean what's in it?

1317
01:10:01,602 --> 01:10:03,267
What's in it.

1318
01:10:03,269 --> 01:10:04,700
Mm, let's see.

1319
01:10:04,702 --> 01:10:08,666
It's a got a goose...

1320
01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:13,233
or a wild hippogriff?

1321
01:10:18,235 --> 01:10:19,835
You're pathetic.

1322
01:10:24,634 --> 01:10:25,966
Yeah.

1323
01:10:25,968 --> 01:10:29,599
It would be easy
if I was, Sancho.

1324
01:10:29,601 --> 01:10:34,399
It would be easy if I were
allowed to be an old man.

1325
01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:40,365
But I am bound to honor
the code of knight-errant.

1326
01:10:40,367 --> 01:10:41,934
Well chivalry
is dead and gone.

1327
01:10:41,936 --> 01:10:43,266
I'm very sorry.

1328
01:10:43,268 --> 01:10:45,333
It probably never
existed anyway.

1329
01:10:45,335 --> 01:10:51,399
Oh never
was there a knight

1330
01:10:51,401 --> 01:10:58,533
so sad as he who lost his love...

1331
01:10:58,535 --> 01:11:02,466
Shut the fuck up!

1332
01:11:02,468 --> 01:11:04,599
...love.

1333
01:11:04,601 --> 01:11:08,399
My servant calls to...

1334
01:11:09,268 --> 01:11:10,465
Shh.
Shh.

1335
01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:13,300
Shh.

1336
01:11:13,302 --> 01:11:16,267
But
foolishly he leaves

1337
01:11:16,269 --> 01:11:18,599
his horse behind the quest...

1338
01:11:18,601 --> 01:11:19,502
Sancho.

1339
01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:28,201
Oh, most beauteous and
cruel hearted maiden,

1340
01:11:28,203 --> 01:11:31,832
must you allow your captive
knight to waste and perish

1341
01:11:31,834 --> 01:11:34,733
in this endless wandering?

1342
01:11:34,735 --> 01:11:37,633
Dead and gone, Sancho?

1343
01:11:37,635 --> 01:11:41,799
Release me
from my enchantment.

1344
01:11:47,701 --> 01:11:49,800
It is not enough
that I've forced

1345
01:11:49,802 --> 01:11:51,667
even the famous Don
Quixote of la Mancha

1346
01:11:51,669 --> 01:11:53,468
- to kneel to your beauty.
- Que?

1347
01:11:56,935 --> 01:11:58,567
Who's there?

1348
01:11:58,569 --> 01:12:03,532
A knight-errant accompanied
by his loyal squirrel,

1349
01:12:03,534 --> 01:12:04,532
Sancho Panza.

1350
01:12:04,534 --> 01:12:05,499
It's squire...

1351
01:12:05,501 --> 01:12:07,332
loyal squire!

1352
01:12:07,334 --> 01:12:13,266
Accompanied by his line
squirrel, Sancho Panza.

1353
01:12:13,268 --> 01:12:18,201
Sir, I doubt if you'll
vanquish the real Don Quixote.

1354
01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:20,934
Somebody impersonating
him, perhaps?

1355
01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:22,900
For a full day
and night, I pulled

1356
01:12:22,902 --> 01:12:24,832
Don Quixote hand to hand.

1357
01:12:24,834 --> 01:12:29,899
Finally, forced him to submit
and bow down to my lady.

1358
01:12:29,901 --> 01:12:31,465
Liar.

1359
01:12:31,467 --> 01:12:36,866
I am the real Don
Quixote in person.

1360
01:12:36,868 --> 01:12:38,832
You doubt my word, old man?

1361
01:12:38,834 --> 01:12:42,867
You'd do better to
return to your bed.

1362
01:12:42,869 --> 01:12:48,299
It's essential when faced with
the purity of a true knight,

1363
01:12:48,301 --> 01:12:49,768
the false knight retreats.

1364
01:12:52,968 --> 01:12:54,499
He's probably wet himself.

1365
01:12:54,501 --> 01:12:56,433
Would
you shut the fuck up?

1366
01:12:56,435 --> 01:12:57,137
It's time to go.

1367
01:13:02,969 --> 01:13:04,600
Yes.

1368
01:13:04,602 --> 01:13:07,600
Let the conquered be at
the mercy of the conqueror.

1369
01:13:07,602 --> 01:13:08,603
Agreed.

1370
01:13:10,834 --> 01:13:15,433
I'm bound by the
laws of chivalry.

1371
01:13:15,435 --> 01:13:16,436
Agreed.

1372
01:13:21,201 --> 01:13:23,532
This is ridiculous.

1373
01:13:28,401 --> 01:13:31,433
No, my old friend.

1374
01:13:31,435 --> 01:13:34,299
No.

1375
01:13:34,301 --> 01:13:37,465
Do not be afraid.

1376
01:13:37,467 --> 01:13:41,702
We have been through
far worse, my friend.

1377
01:13:47,234 --> 01:13:50,399
Sancho, come heel,
make a stirrup.

1378
01:13:56,468 --> 01:13:57,268
My lance, Sancho.

1379
01:14:00,234 --> 01:14:01,533
Thanks.

1380
01:14:01,535 --> 01:14:02,533
Don't do this.

1381
01:14:02,535 --> 01:14:03,899
You can get seriously hurt.

1382
01:14:03,901 --> 01:14:06,800
Thank you, my loyal...

1383
01:14:06,802 --> 01:14:08,168
my loyal squire.

1384
01:14:12,869 --> 01:14:15,803
I entrust my heart
to my Lady Dulcinea.

1385
01:14:20,267 --> 01:14:20,966
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1386
01:14:20,968 --> 01:14:22,532
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1387
01:14:22,534 --> 01:14:23,667
Wait.

1388
01:14:23,669 --> 01:14:24,899
What are the rules
about squires?

1389
01:14:24,901 --> 01:14:27,767
Like what's the deal
if you get killed?

1390
01:14:27,769 --> 01:14:30,366
Ahh!

1391
01:14:33,334 --> 01:14:34,635
I'll have you, knight!

1392
01:14:37,735 --> 01:14:41,201
- What about me?
- Wait.

1393
01:14:47,435 --> 01:14:48,700
You're a coward.

1394
01:14:48,702 --> 01:14:51,699
You sniveling,
chicken-livered, peasant!

1395
01:14:51,701 --> 01:14:55,266
So self-centered...
me, me, me, me.

1396
01:15:05,701 --> 01:15:07,266
Stop, Rocinante!

1397
01:15:07,268 --> 01:15:10,233
Stop!

1398
01:15:10,235 --> 01:15:11,200
Yes!

1399
01:15:11,202 --> 01:15:12,600
Oh!

1400
01:15:12,602 --> 01:15:15,933
Oh, oh.

1401
01:15:15,935 --> 01:15:17,400
He's not dead.

1402
01:15:17,402 --> 01:15:20,400
- He's not fucking dead.
- Ahh!

1403
01:15:20,402 --> 01:15:22,533
- He's not dead.
- No.

1404
01:15:22,535 --> 01:15:24,399
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1405
01:15:24,401 --> 01:15:25,967
Don.
Don.

1406
01:15:25,969 --> 01:15:30,400
Yield, sir knight, or field
the sword of Don Quixote de la

1407
01:15:30,402 --> 01:15:32,699
Mancha rammed up to your teeth.

1408
01:15:32,701 --> 01:15:34,232
- Don, Don, Don, Don.
- Stop him!

1409
01:15:34,234 --> 01:15:35,233
Stop!

1410
01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:35,867
They're going to kill him.

1411
01:15:35,869 --> 01:15:37,401
- Stop it.
- Yield!

1412
01:15:41,235 --> 01:15:42,200
Don.

1413
01:15:42,202 --> 01:15:43,400
All right.
I yield.

1414
01:15:43,402 --> 01:15:44,365
I yield.

1415
01:15:44,367 --> 01:15:45,766
That's good.

1416
01:15:45,768 --> 01:15:47,732
You promise to pay
homage to my Lady Dulcinea?

1417
01:15:47,734 --> 01:15:49,300
I promise.

1418
01:15:49,302 --> 01:15:51,232
You promise to tell
her of my courage?

1419
01:15:51,234 --> 01:15:52,900
- I promise.
- Of my bravery?

1420
01:15:52,902 --> 01:15:53,733
I promise.

1421
01:15:53,735 --> 01:15:56,368
Of... of my love?

1422
01:15:59,435 --> 01:16:00,465
Yeah.

1423
01:16:00,467 --> 01:16:01,900
Yeah, I swear.

1424
01:16:01,902 --> 01:16:05,666
I swear on my blood, I promise.

1425
01:16:05,668 --> 01:16:08,632
Raul?

1426
01:16:08,634 --> 01:16:10,336
- Raul Fernandez?
- Yeah.

1427
01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:14,666
It's me.

1428
01:16:14,668 --> 01:16:15,967
I... I...

1429
01:16:15,969 --> 01:16:17,867
I... my friends.

1430
01:16:17,869 --> 01:16:21,666
Uh, wha... what are
you doing here?

1431
01:16:21,668 --> 01:16:23,767
Padre.

1432
01:16:23,769 --> 01:16:26,500
Why aren't you at
home in the village?

1433
01:16:26,502 --> 01:16:30,602
Ah, ah, ah... what's happening?

1434
01:16:33,969 --> 01:16:34,832
Keep away!

1435
01:16:34,834 --> 01:16:36,366
Keep away!

1436
01:16:36,368 --> 01:16:39,532
Enchantments, spells.

1437
01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:40,899
I won't go back.

1438
01:16:40,901 --> 01:16:43,500
I won't go back.

1439
01:16:43,502 --> 01:16:45,599
You can't blind me
with your mirrors.

1440
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:46,566
Please, come home.

1441
01:16:46,568 --> 01:16:47,432
Agh!

1442
01:16:47,434 --> 01:16:49,633
Keep away!

1443
01:16:49,635 --> 01:16:51,699
You are the one
who make him crazy.

1444
01:16:51,701 --> 01:16:53,300
Shit.
What did I do?

1445
01:16:53,302 --> 01:16:56,233
You see what a dangerous
child you've created?

1446
01:16:56,235 --> 01:16:58,832
Javier, come back!

1447
01:16:58,834 --> 01:17:00,365
We have to act
out his fantasies

1448
01:17:00,367 --> 01:17:02,666
to bring him home before
he causes more damages,

1449
01:17:02,668 --> 01:17:03,666
and now we lost him.

1450
01:17:03,668 --> 01:17:04,667
Well, he's my ride.

1451
01:17:04,669 --> 01:17:05,934
So what do you think I feel?

1452
01:17:05,936 --> 01:17:09,566
You and your film
destroyed good people!

1453
01:17:09,568 --> 01:17:11,732
Destroyed my
beautiful daughter.

1454
01:17:22,501 --> 01:17:25,700
Sancho, what's happening?

1455
01:17:25,702 --> 01:17:28,265
They taking you
up to your village.

1456
01:17:28,267 --> 01:17:29,666
You'll be safe there.

1457
01:17:29,668 --> 01:17:30,499
No.

1458
01:17:30,501 --> 01:17:32,233
I will die there.

1459
01:17:32,235 --> 01:17:33,933
Help me, Sancho.

1460
01:17:33,935 --> 01:17:35,866
Help me, Sancho.

1461
01:17:35,868 --> 01:17:37,500
Sorry.
I can't.

1462
01:17:37,502 --> 01:17:41,366
Sancho.

1463
01:17:45,634 --> 01:17:46,933
Oh, corte.

1464
01:17:46,935 --> 01:17:48,232
Stop.

1465
01:17:48,234 --> 01:17:49,400
What are you doing, Angelica?

1466
01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:50,433
Get out of the shot.

1467
01:17:50,435 --> 01:17:50,901
What am I going to do with you?

1468
01:17:55,735 --> 01:17:57,232
OK, fine.

1469
01:17:57,234 --> 01:17:59,533
Put light around her eyes.

1470
01:17:59,535 --> 01:18:00,836
- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

1471
01:18:04,502 --> 01:18:06,732
Musica.

1472
01:18:06,734 --> 01:18:09,202
Good.

1473
01:18:13,202 --> 01:18:14,932
Nice.

1474
01:18:14,934 --> 01:18:15,932
Taller.

1475
01:18:15,934 --> 01:18:18,832
Good.
Very nice.

1476
01:18:18,834 --> 01:18:19,899
Good attitude.

1477
01:18:19,901 --> 01:18:21,365
Film ran out.

1478
01:18:21,367 --> 01:18:22,933
Film ran out!

1479
01:18:22,935 --> 01:18:24,333
Gracias...

1480
01:18:27,234 --> 01:18:28,767
Very nice.

1481
01:18:28,769 --> 01:18:30,236
Very nice.

1482
01:18:36,635 --> 01:18:38,199
Ow!

1483
01:18:38,201 --> 01:18:39,366
Oh, oh, oh.

1484
01:18:42,835 --> 01:18:45,401
Are you going to
rescue me, Toby?

1485
01:18:48,502 --> 01:18:53,332
Are you going to make
everything all right?

1486
01:18:57,302 --> 01:18:58,666
Mmm.

1487
01:18:58,668 --> 01:18:59,666
Aaagh.

1488
01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,632
Aaagh.

1489
01:19:01,634 --> 01:19:03,633
Mmm.

1490
01:19:03,635 --> 01:19:05,199
Aaagh.

1491
01:19:05,201 --> 01:19:06,502
Fuck me!

1492
01:19:20,435 --> 01:19:22,466
Where is everybody?

1493
01:19:22,468 --> 01:19:26,400
Did the old man come back?

1494
01:19:26,402 --> 01:19:28,699
Habla Inglés?

1495
01:19:37,201 --> 01:19:38,202
OK.

1496
01:20:27,368 --> 01:20:29,636
Who the
fuck wrote this ending?

1497
01:20:33,734 --> 01:20:37,201
Can someone please tell me
what I did to deserve this?

1498
01:20:56,634 --> 01:21:01,199
At least I'll have died rich.

1499
01:21:08,202 --> 01:21:11,199
I shall
saw myself in half

1500
01:21:11,201 --> 01:21:12,702
with teeth of wild boars.

1501
01:21:16,935 --> 01:21:18,865
Ow!

1502
01:21:18,867 --> 01:21:21,399
I shall crush mountains.

1503
01:21:21,401 --> 01:21:22,400
Ooh.

1504
01:21:22,402 --> 01:21:23,731
Ooh.

1505
01:21:23,733 --> 01:21:25,332
Ow.

1506
01:21:25,334 --> 01:21:29,698
I shall throw myself naked
from the highest cliff.

1507
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:30,366
Yeah.

1508
01:21:30,368 --> 01:21:31,333
Yeah.

1509
01:21:31,335 --> 01:21:32,932
Ahh.

1510
01:21:32,934 --> 01:21:36,232
I shall tear down trees
with my bare teeth.

1511
01:21:36,234 --> 01:21:37,632
Don?

1512
01:21:37,634 --> 01:21:40,701
I shall crush
mountains with my fists.

1513
01:21:43,734 --> 01:21:45,600
What the
hell are you doing?

1514
01:21:45,602 --> 01:21:46,933
My penance.

1515
01:21:46,935 --> 01:21:50,799
I have not done enough
to show how immeasurable

1516
01:21:50,801 --> 01:21:54,400
my love for Dulcinea can be.

1517
01:21:54,402 --> 01:21:55,365
Oh.

1518
01:21:55,367 --> 01:21:58,299
I shall go crazy for love.

1519
01:21:58,301 --> 01:22:00,765
Oh, oh, ahh!

1520
01:22:00,767 --> 01:22:01,732
Stop.

1521
01:22:01,734 --> 01:22:02,599
Stop.

1522
01:22:02,601 --> 01:22:03,632
Don't be ridiculous.

1523
01:22:03,634 --> 01:22:05,300
Not so tight, please.

1524
01:22:05,302 --> 01:22:06,599
Ahh.

1525
01:22:06,601 --> 01:22:08,600
You don't understand,
Sancho, do you, huh?

1526
01:22:08,602 --> 01:22:10,265
Hmm?

1527
01:22:10,267 --> 01:22:15,465
If she can see how crazed
I can be without a cause,

1528
01:22:15,467 --> 01:22:21,499
think how crazed that she will
imagine I can be with one.

1529
01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:22,831
Run that past me again.

1530
01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:23,933
Oh, Sancho.

1531
01:22:23,935 --> 01:22:25,499
Sancho, you must go to her.

1532
01:22:25,501 --> 01:22:26,933
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

1533
01:22:26,935 --> 01:22:27,600
Stop.

1534
01:22:27,602 --> 01:22:29,266
Stop.

1535
01:22:29,268 --> 01:22:30,698
This is insane.

1536
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:31,732
Insane?

1537
01:22:31,734 --> 01:22:33,333
Are you sure?

1538
01:22:33,335 --> 01:22:34,499
Yes.

1539
01:22:34,501 --> 01:22:38,798
You're not just
trying to please me?

1540
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,600
No.

1541
01:22:40,602 --> 01:22:42,865
And you're not trying to worm
your way back into my service?

1542
01:22:42,867 --> 01:22:45,465
What?

1543
01:22:45,467 --> 01:22:50,433
Jesus fucking Christ,
you are fucking gone.

1544
01:22:50,435 --> 01:22:55,598
Doolally! Fucked up
and fucking crackers.

1545
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,566
Oh, Sancho.

1546
01:22:57,568 --> 01:22:58,533
Sancho!

1547
01:22:58,535 --> 01:23:00,865
Oh, Sancho, Sancho.

1548
01:23:00,867 --> 01:23:03,433
Thank you so much, man.

1549
01:23:03,435 --> 01:23:04,235
Oh, Sancho.

1550
01:23:08,768 --> 01:23:11,199
What if your friends were
who they said they were?

1551
01:23:11,201 --> 01:23:12,631
Oh.

1552
01:23:12,633 --> 01:23:17,433
The enchanters have got
their talons into you, hmm?

1553
01:23:17,435 --> 01:23:19,865
Never doubt, Sancho.

1554
01:23:19,867 --> 01:23:22,766
That's what they want you to do.

1555
01:23:22,768 --> 01:23:28,232
We must always
believe in ourselves,

1556
01:23:28,234 --> 01:23:33,499
ahh, whatever the cost.

1557
01:23:33,501 --> 01:23:37,466
It is our story, Sancho,
not some pretend...

1558
01:23:40,733 --> 01:23:43,233
Sancho, my son.

1559
01:23:43,235 --> 01:23:45,269
Great fortune smiles on us.

1560
01:23:49,368 --> 01:23:54,232
Behold, I am rewarded
for my penance.

1561
01:23:54,234 --> 01:23:55,834
My fair lady has forgiven me.

1562
01:23:58,834 --> 01:24:00,666
Go to her, Sancho.

1563
01:24:00,668 --> 01:24:03,599
Tell her that Don
Quixote de la Mancha,

1564
01:24:03,601 --> 01:24:06,366
her knight of the
mournful countenance,

1565
01:24:06,368 --> 01:24:09,765
humbly awaits her command.

1566
01:24:14,767 --> 01:24:16,632
Wait.
How am I supposed to say that?

1567
01:24:16,634 --> 01:24:19,601
Have you learned
nothing at my side, hmm?

1568
01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:37,366
Uh, hello there.

1569
01:24:37,368 --> 01:24:39,400
Your highness, fair... fair...

1570
01:24:39,402 --> 01:24:47,200
fair huntress, lofty
majesty, my master...

1571
01:24:47,202 --> 01:24:48,532
my master begged me...

1572
01:24:48,534 --> 01:24:51,366
Lady Dulcinea, my
master begged me...

1573
01:24:51,368 --> 01:24:53,599
Toby?

1574
01:24:53,601 --> 01:24:54,566
What?

1575
01:24:54,568 --> 01:24:56,734
- It is you.
- Jacqui?

1576
01:24:59,633 --> 01:25:00,798
Ah, ah.
No, no.

1577
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:02,199
- Stop, stop.
- That's all right.

1578
01:25:02,201 --> 01:25:02,832
- I'm pulling you back up.
- It's OK.

1579
01:25:02,834 --> 01:25:03,765
He works for us.

1580
01:25:03,767 --> 01:25:05,200
It's OK.

1581
01:25:05,202 --> 01:25:06,932
Where have you been?

1582
01:25:06,934 --> 01:25:10,599
We've been very
worried about you.

1583
01:25:10,601 --> 01:25:11,602
You look terrible.

1584
01:25:14,733 --> 01:25:15,832
I'm in trouble.

1585
01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:18,200
Yeah, we heard.

1586
01:25:18,202 --> 01:25:19,832
But don't worry
about the police.

1587
01:25:19,834 --> 01:25:22,831
Alexei has the
law by the balls around here.

1588
01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:23,966
Alexei?

1589
01:25:23,968 --> 01:25:26,531
Alexei Miisken,
the Vodka account.

1590
01:25:26,533 --> 01:25:28,432
We're all staying with him.

1591
01:25:28,434 --> 01:25:29,899
Tonight's the Holy
Week Festival.

1592
01:25:29,901 --> 01:25:34,465
And he's throwing a big
costume party, lots of games.

1593
01:25:34,467 --> 01:25:35,399
You'll love it.

1594
01:25:35,401 --> 01:25:36,366
Come on.

1595
01:25:36,368 --> 01:25:37,465
Let's get you cleaned up.

1596
01:25:37,467 --> 01:25:41,699
Oh, uh, I'm not alone.

1597
01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:42,731
Oh.

1598
01:25:42,733 --> 01:25:46,565
You found your star.

1599
01:25:46,567 --> 01:25:47,666
Oh.

1600
01:25:47,668 --> 01:25:50,431
Yeah, I know.

1601
01:25:50,433 --> 01:25:53,699
Trouble is now he actually
believes he's Don Quixote.

1602
01:25:53,701 --> 01:25:55,431
Perfect.

1603
01:25:55,433 --> 01:25:59,798
He's just what we need tonight,
something truly authentic.

1604
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:00,832
How sweet.

1605
01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:01,831
No, it's actually really sad.

1606
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:03,464
He... he really needs help.

1607
01:26:03,466 --> 01:26:04,865
Oh... oh no.

1608
01:26:04,867 --> 01:26:08,531
Please don't go all
sentimental on us now, Toby.

1609
01:26:08,533 --> 01:26:09,899
This is going to be fun.

1610
01:26:33,734 --> 01:26:36,666
I'm still very angry
with you, you know?

1611
01:26:36,668 --> 01:26:38,136
You better be extra nice to me.

1612
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:43,401
Tally-ho.

1613
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,266
You do know that's not
your Dulcinea, right?

1614
01:26:49,268 --> 01:26:51,566
What made you think she was.

1615
01:26:51,568 --> 01:26:54,465
I'm beginning to worry
about you, Sancho.

1616
01:26:54,467 --> 01:26:55,268
You'd better behave.

1617
01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:13,665
Don't be nervous, Sancho.

1618
01:27:13,667 --> 01:27:17,732
This is our reward for all
the pain we have endured.

1619
01:27:17,734 --> 01:27:22,665
Did I not say I would
make you a king?

1620
01:27:22,667 --> 01:27:26,566
Welcome to you, Don
Quixote, the flower and

1621
01:27:26,568 --> 01:27:29,865
cream of knight-errantry.

1622
01:27:29,867 --> 01:27:33,731
Please be so kind as to
accept our hospitality

1623
01:27:33,733 --> 01:27:41,232
and grace our palace
with your famed presence.

1624
01:27:46,202 --> 01:27:47,966
Sancho, heel.

1625
01:27:47,968 --> 01:27:50,699
What's the matter with it?

1626
01:27:50,701 --> 01:27:52,364
Sancho, get me down.

1627
01:27:52,366 --> 01:27:53,432
Heel.

1628
01:27:53,434 --> 01:27:54,202
Remember your place.

1629
01:28:03,934 --> 01:28:06,666
Oww!

1630
01:28:06,668 --> 01:28:08,665
Oww!

1631
01:28:08,667 --> 01:28:10,732
Oh, Sancho!

1632
01:28:23,601 --> 01:28:24,602
Hmm.

1633
01:28:33,301 --> 01:28:35,498
Where the fuck have
you been, Golden Boy?

1634
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:36,465
You, get out of here.

1635
01:28:36,467 --> 01:28:37,698
Skedaddle.

1636
01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:39,832
I'm trying to clench
this fucking deal.

1637
01:28:39,834 --> 01:28:41,631
The agency is on my back.

1638
01:28:41,633 --> 01:28:44,332
And I'm playing games in this
Disney nightmare, full fucking

1639
01:28:44,334 --> 01:28:46,431
drag, eating and
drinking like I'm Elvis,

1640
01:28:46,433 --> 01:28:48,665
humoring that
Russian prick Alexei.

1641
01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:49,899
Yeah, you're going to meet him.

1642
01:28:49,901 --> 01:28:52,200
Try to keep up with the plot.

1643
01:28:52,202 --> 01:28:53,332
There's a plot?

1644
01:28:53,334 --> 01:28:55,264
He needs constant
entertainment.

1645
01:28:55,266 --> 01:28:57,731
Think pure id, think
toddler on a sugar rush,

1646
01:28:57,733 --> 01:28:58,601
think fucking Trump.

1647
01:29:06,768 --> 01:29:10,932
Alexei, my prodigal director
has returned from the wild,

1648
01:29:10,934 --> 01:29:13,398
and your Tobias Grummett.

1649
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:17,364
Mm, I have heard many
things about you, Toby.

1650
01:29:17,366 --> 01:29:22,331
You are, how do you say,
the creative stock buttocks?

1651
01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:26,431
He certainly is.

1652
01:29:26,433 --> 01:29:29,199
He would sell your
market to the Muslims.

1653
01:29:29,201 --> 01:29:31,666
And the old man?

1654
01:29:31,668 --> 01:29:36,232
He's, uh... he's a face that...

1655
01:29:36,234 --> 01:29:39,299
I just thought he would
make a good Quixote.

1656
01:29:39,301 --> 01:29:41,766
And I see he's fond of you.

1657
01:29:41,768 --> 01:29:43,364
Oh yeah.

1658
01:29:43,366 --> 01:29:45,699
He's... he's an old man
with nothing better to do.

1659
01:29:45,701 --> 01:29:47,899
- And you look after him.
- What?

1660
01:29:47,901 --> 01:29:49,232
No.

1661
01:29:49,234 --> 01:29:50,932
No?

1662
01:29:50,934 --> 01:29:57,532
Toby...
Toby, I see everything...

1663
01:29:57,534 --> 01:30:00,731
everything.

1664
01:30:00,733 --> 01:30:02,698
I envy you.

1665
01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:05,332
You met Angelica when...

1666
01:30:05,334 --> 01:30:06,933
when she was so young.

1667
01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:08,499
Oh.

1668
01:30:08,501 --> 01:30:11,599
No, uh, it... it
wasn't like that.

1669
01:30:11,601 --> 01:30:14,364
Did I ask you
anything, my sweet?

1670
01:30:14,366 --> 01:30:15,565
We were both very young.

1671
01:30:15,567 --> 01:30:17,965
It was um... a...

1672
01:30:17,967 --> 01:30:19,465
a student film.

1673
01:30:19,467 --> 01:30:22,332
If you
could call it that.

1674
01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:23,431
I mean, you can't call it...

1675
01:30:24,633 --> 01:30:27,731
...very much a student
passion project.

1676
01:30:27,733 --> 01:30:28,631
Hmm?

1677
01:30:28,633 --> 01:30:30,299
A passion project.

1678
01:30:30,301 --> 01:30:32,631
And what part did Angelica
play in this passion

1679
01:30:32,633 --> 01:30:34,232
project of yours?

1680
01:30:34,234 --> 01:30:35,731
She was...

1681
01:30:35,733 --> 01:30:39,331
she was a girl.

1682
01:30:39,333 --> 01:30:41,298
- A girl?
- Yeah.

1683
01:30:41,300 --> 01:30:42,498
Just a girl?

1684
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,199
Yeah, that's it.

1685
01:30:44,201 --> 01:30:47,898
We never...
never gave her a name.

1686
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:49,332
No.

1687
01:30:49,334 --> 01:30:53,468
- She has to be a movie star.
- Sure.

1688
01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:05,631
Oh, um, yeah.

1689
01:31:05,633 --> 01:31:08,299
I can't believe I'm saying...
this is not what it looks like.

1690
01:31:08,301 --> 01:31:11,499
This... I understand
how the context is...

1691
01:31:11,501 --> 01:31:13,666
looks... looks, uh, bad.

1692
01:31:13,668 --> 01:31:14,831
But this was not...

1693
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,632
I mean, she is
wearing a bra, yes.

1694
01:31:16,634 --> 01:31:19,199
But what is in the picture is
not what is actually happening.

1695
01:31:19,201 --> 01:31:20,432
I mean, it's happening,
but it's not...

1696
01:31:20,434 --> 01:31:20,902
Stop talking.

1697
01:31:32,734 --> 01:31:35,735
Ugh.
No.

1698
01:31:42,367 --> 01:31:43,235
Clean it up.

1699
01:31:52,233 --> 01:31:55,598
Clean it up.

1700
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:56,332
Here, come here.

1701
01:31:56,334 --> 01:31:57,335
I'll do it.

1702
01:32:00,401 --> 01:32:01,701
Do it now.

1703
01:32:19,634 --> 01:32:20,635
Oh.

1704
01:32:32,567 --> 01:32:33,667
Here... in case you
spill anything else.

1705
01:32:52,633 --> 01:32:53,501
Angelica.

1706
01:32:56,467 --> 01:32:58,665
What are you doing here?

1707
01:32:58,667 --> 01:32:59,668
Go away.

1708
01:33:11,634 --> 01:33:14,666
What do you want?

1709
01:33:14,668 --> 01:33:16,468
To rescue me?

1710
01:33:19,633 --> 01:33:21,899
Well, yeah.

1711
01:33:21,901 --> 01:33:23,666
From what?

1712
01:33:23,668 --> 01:33:29,464
From that Russian pig, from
this, from this, all of this.

1713
01:33:29,466 --> 01:33:30,498
Yes, I see.

1714
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:32,566
I see what you mean.

1715
01:33:32,568 --> 01:33:40,232
It is a little extravagant,
far too beautiful.

1716
01:33:40,234 --> 01:33:43,265
But I'm getting used to it.

1717
01:33:43,267 --> 01:33:46,732
Toby, I am happy here.

1718
01:33:46,734 --> 01:33:50,499
I have everything
you promised I would.

1719
01:33:50,501 --> 01:33:53,332
So you're just going to
let him treat you like that?

1720
01:33:53,334 --> 01:33:56,965
He was reminding
me who I belong to.

1721
01:33:56,967 --> 01:33:57,835
That's all.

1722
01:34:03,801 --> 01:34:11,168
Do you have the cojones to
steal Alexei's property?

1723
01:34:16,567 --> 01:34:18,464
Yeah.

1724
01:34:18,466 --> 01:34:21,331
Didn't think so.

1725
01:34:21,333 --> 01:34:22,335
Fuck you.

1726
01:34:24,601 --> 01:34:28,798
Only Alexei does that.

1727
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:29,698
OK.

1728
01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:30,666
Then how much?
Huh?

1729
01:34:30,668 --> 01:34:31,432
What's you're going rate?

1730
01:34:31,434 --> 01:34:32,699
Is that enough?

1731
01:34:32,701 --> 01:34:33,698
Huh?

1732
01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:35,264
Hey!

1733
01:34:35,266 --> 01:34:36,167
What the fuck?

1734
01:34:58,899 --> 01:35:01,566
You naughty boy.

1735
01:35:01,568 --> 01:35:03,298
They're not real.

1736
01:35:03,300 --> 01:35:04,666
Are things real, Toby?

1737
01:35:04,668 --> 01:35:05,565
Come on, Toby.

1738
01:35:05,567 --> 01:35:06,531
Pull yourself together.

1739
01:35:06,533 --> 01:35:07,766
You're making me nervous.

1740
01:35:07,768 --> 01:35:09,532
Something has to be.

1741
01:35:09,534 --> 01:35:11,499
The Boss has put me in charge
of tonight's entertainment.

1742
01:35:11,501 --> 01:35:13,431
- Rupert.
- I had this peachy idea.

1743
01:35:13,433 --> 01:35:14,732
It's like kid of the
one you used to have.

1744
01:35:14,734 --> 01:35:15,964
- Rupert.
- You're going to love it.

1745
01:35:15,966 --> 01:35:16,964
- Rupert.
- What is it?

1746
01:35:16,966 --> 01:35:17,731
- Rupert.
- What is it?

1747
01:35:17,733 --> 01:35:20,732
I'm listening.

1748
01:35:20,734 --> 01:35:24,865
Would you mind just
rubbing my back, please?

1749
01:35:24,867 --> 01:35:27,832
You know like you used to... a
little hard grain kneading...

1750
01:35:27,834 --> 01:35:30,399
kneaded to be worn down.

1751
01:35:30,401 --> 01:35:33,831
Hey, come on.

1752
01:35:33,833 --> 01:35:36,765
I think you'll feel a lot
better once we get you dressed.

1753
01:35:36,767 --> 01:35:37,698
Come on.

1754
01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:38,501
Who do you want to play?

1755
01:35:46,633 --> 01:35:49,265
Oh, thank you.

1756
01:35:49,267 --> 01:35:52,199
I hope you like
my humble home.

1757
01:35:52,201 --> 01:35:54,698
Oh, it's... it's...
it's wonders.

1758
01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:55,666
Yes.

1759
01:35:55,668 --> 01:35:56,766
I bought it two weeks ago.

1760
01:35:56,768 --> 01:35:58,298
Huh?

1761
01:35:58,300 --> 01:36:01,298
I'm joking.

1762
01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:04,598
I was thinking painting
it all in purple.

1763
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:07,431
We Russians love purple.

1764
01:36:07,433 --> 01:36:13,432
Now, I really like your big
adventures, Don Quixote.

1765
01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:15,898
You've read my exploits?

1766
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:17,264
Of course.

1767
01:36:17,266 --> 01:36:19,332
The whole castle
is reading them.

1768
01:36:19,334 --> 01:36:20,335
Book!

1769
01:36:23,768 --> 01:36:24,667
Take a seat.

1770
01:36:29,366 --> 01:36:32,199
I hope this little show
of yours pleases me.

1771
01:36:54,466 --> 01:36:55,565
Hi, Toby.

1772
01:36:55,567 --> 01:36:57,465
Um, we need to talk.

1773
01:36:57,467 --> 01:36:59,332
Not now, Sarah.

1774
01:36:59,334 --> 01:36:59,831
Down.

1775
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:00,834
Stay.

1776
01:37:03,434 --> 01:37:04,435
Melissa.

1777
01:37:12,832 --> 01:37:14,701
Make some room
for Sancho, my dear.

1778
01:37:22,732 --> 01:37:24,731
Alexei seems to be
enjoying the old fart.

1779
01:37:24,733 --> 01:37:25,635
Well, good.

1780
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,167
Is that the gypsy?

1781
01:37:45,766 --> 01:37:47,865
All a misunderstanding, Toby.

1782
01:37:47,867 --> 01:37:53,698
A lady is here in the hope of
finding the brave and noble Don

1783
01:37:53,700 --> 01:37:54,701
Quixote.

1784
01:37:58,700 --> 01:38:02,565
I am the lady Dolorida,
Princess of Candaya.

1785
01:38:02,567 --> 01:38:05,897
I cast myself down before
knighthood invincible.

1786
01:38:05,899 --> 01:38:07,831
Oh, please.

1787
01:38:07,833 --> 01:38:09,331
Please.

1788
01:38:09,333 --> 01:38:12,631
It is I who should be
kneeling before you.

1789
01:38:12,633 --> 01:38:15,665
Please, dear sad lady,
tell me your story.

1790
01:38:15,667 --> 01:38:19,464
Mine is an ancient
Muslim family,

1791
01:38:19,466 --> 01:38:23,566
who, when the Catholic monarchs
expelled the Moors from Spain,

1792
01:38:23,568 --> 01:38:25,498
fled to Morocco.

1793
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:26,731
They were poor.

1794
01:38:26,733 --> 01:38:28,765
But as years passed,
they grew rich.

1795
01:38:28,767 --> 01:38:32,598
And I... I was
raised in splendor.

1796
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,965
I was exceedingly beautiful.

1797
01:38:34,967 --> 01:38:39,198
I... I was desired by all men.

1798
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:44,232
Then one day, a filthy
beggar came to my palace,

1799
01:38:44,234 --> 01:38:46,398
demanding my hand in marriage.

1800
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:47,665
No.

1801
01:38:47,667 --> 01:38:50,931
Commanding me to
convert to Christianity.

1802
01:38:51,799 --> 01:38:53,697
Can you imagine?

1803
01:38:53,699 --> 01:38:59,298
My... my ladies and I burst
out laughing, enraged.

1804
01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:02,599
The pathetic creature's
eyes burned fire.

1805
01:39:02,601 --> 01:39:05,765
And cursing us,
he spat out his...

1806
01:39:05,767 --> 01:39:08,964
his name... Malambrino.

1807
01:39:08,966 --> 01:39:13,499
Malambrino, the
enchanter, my sworn enemy?

1808
01:39:13,501 --> 01:39:17,566
My skin was suddenly
pricked by 1,000 needles.

1809
01:39:17,568 --> 01:39:22,566
And as I raised my
hands to my face, I...

1810
01:39:22,568 --> 01:39:23,864
I found it...

1811
01:39:23,866 --> 01:39:25,830
I found it like this.

1812
01:39:27,833 --> 01:39:28,798
Oh my god!

1813
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:30,398
- Suicide bomber!
- Run!

1814
01:39:32,366 --> 01:39:33,565
Freeze!

1815
01:39:33,567 --> 01:39:34,432
Everything
is under control.

1816
01:39:34,434 --> 01:39:36,364
Calm down.

1817
01:39:36,366 --> 01:39:38,697
I'm sure that Don
can deal with this.

1818
01:39:38,699 --> 01:39:41,265
Hmm?

1819
01:39:41,267 --> 01:39:42,431
Yeah.

1820
01:39:42,433 --> 01:39:45,831
Dear lady, what
must I do to release

1821
01:39:45,833 --> 01:39:49,231
you from this abominable curse?

1822
01:39:49,233 --> 01:39:49,765
Oh.

1823
01:39:49,767 --> 01:39:51,498
Oh, thank you.

1824
01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:53,264
Oh.

1825
01:39:53,266 --> 01:39:55,198
Oh.

1826
01:39:55,200 --> 01:39:58,730
I knew you would not fail us.

1827
01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:24,601
Hut!

1828
01:40:35,334 --> 01:40:35,965
I don't...

1829
01:40:35,967 --> 01:40:37,499
I don't like this.

1830
01:40:37,501 --> 01:40:40,897
This must seem
like heaven to a person

1831
01:40:40,899 --> 01:40:42,530
such as yourself, huh?

1832
01:40:42,532 --> 01:40:43,399
Trust me.

1833
01:40:43,401 --> 01:40:44,764
I know these people.

1834
01:40:44,766 --> 01:40:47,199
How dare you
suggest such a thing.

1835
01:40:47,201 --> 01:40:50,299
You will remain silent.

1836
01:40:50,301 --> 01:40:53,531
You do nothing
without permission.

1837
01:40:53,533 --> 01:41:01,231
Let anyone who is brave
enough mount this machine.

1838
01:41:01,233 --> 01:41:02,465
Don't do it.

1839
01:41:02,467 --> 01:41:03,499
Sancho!

1840
01:41:03,501 --> 01:41:04,698
Sit down!

1841
01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:07,331
With a cruel
knight on his back,

1842
01:41:07,333 --> 01:41:10,465
Cabalino flies through
the air, so easily

1843
01:41:10,467 --> 01:41:14,601
it is as if the devil
himself is guiding it.

1844
01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:24,231
Dear
lady, I am ready.

1845
01:41:24,233 --> 01:41:28,864
Where must I travel to release
you from this evil curse?

1846
01:41:28,866 --> 01:41:32,265
To the moon and back.

1847
01:41:32,267 --> 01:41:35,464
Because of the
extreme altitude,

1848
01:41:35,466 --> 01:41:39,432
the rider must take
care to cover his eyes.

1849
01:41:39,434 --> 01:41:45,800
Then I shall blind
myself securely.

1850
01:41:49,866 --> 01:41:51,831
Hut!

1851
01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:59,831
May God guide
you, brave knight!

1852
01:41:59,833 --> 01:42:02,365
I can't see him anymore!

1853
01:42:02,367 --> 01:42:03,730
He's so high!

1854
01:42:03,732 --> 01:42:05,697
He's gone!

1855
01:42:05,699 --> 01:42:07,231
He's alive!

1856
01:42:07,233 --> 01:42:10,198
We must have reached
the second layer of air,

1857
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:13,665
where hail and snow are born.

1858
01:42:13,667 --> 01:42:18,265
No, now it's thunder
and lightning.

1859
01:42:18,267 --> 01:42:21,497
We have surely risen
to the third layer.

1860
01:42:21,499 --> 01:42:22,831
Oh.

1861
01:42:22,833 --> 01:42:26,231
In a moment, we
shall reach the moon.

1862
01:42:26,233 --> 01:42:30,931
I can feel its cool aura.

1863
01:42:30,933 --> 01:42:36,198
Don Quixote de la Mancha,
the moon welcomes you!

1864
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:37,830
I recognize that voice...

1865
01:42:37,832 --> 01:42:40,764
Malambrino!

1866
01:42:42,733 --> 01:42:47,565
Ah, yes, Malambrino.

1867
01:42:47,567 --> 01:42:49,299
What a surprise.

1868
01:42:49,301 --> 01:42:54,264
It seems you have succeeded,
and so I must lift my curse.

1869
01:42:54,266 --> 01:42:58,497
You win this time,
sad little man!

1870
01:42:58,499 --> 01:43:00,299
How dare you!

1871
01:43:00,301 --> 01:43:03,731
Surely, I am the first to have
made this stupendous journey.

1872
01:43:03,733 --> 01:43:06,564
Just the first...

1873
01:43:06,566 --> 01:43:08,697
after me.

1874
01:43:08,699 --> 01:43:15,730
Then prepare to be eclipsed,
and watch how I can fly, higher

1875
01:43:15,732 --> 01:43:19,298
than you can ever dream of...

1876
01:43:19,300 --> 01:43:20,697
to the sun!

1877
01:43:20,699 --> 01:43:22,600
Yeah!
Yeah!

1878
01:43:25,867 --> 01:43:26,897
Whoa.
Whoa.

1879
01:43:26,899 --> 01:43:28,298
Cabalino, slow down.

1880
01:43:28,300 --> 01:43:30,264
Cabalino, slow down!

1881
01:43:30,266 --> 01:43:32,231
No, no, no, no, no.

1882
01:43:32,233 --> 01:43:33,531
Humor him.

1883
01:43:33,533 --> 01:43:34,897
I need to clinch this account.

1884
01:43:34,899 --> 01:43:38,398
Tremendous.

1885
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:40,364
It's too hot!

1886
01:43:40,366 --> 01:43:41,364
Ahh!

1887
01:43:41,366 --> 01:43:42,667
Whoa!
Ahh!

1888
01:44:04,201 --> 01:44:07,168
Dear ladies, I am back.

1889
01:44:10,234 --> 01:44:12,231
You are free.

1890
01:44:12,233 --> 01:44:18,466
There is... there is
no need to thank me.

1891
01:44:45,699 --> 01:44:47,698
Congratulations.

1892
01:44:47,700 --> 01:44:51,697
I think we just
made the account.

1893
01:45:08,667 --> 01:45:13,434
You old fool!

1894
01:45:18,767 --> 01:45:21,564
What must they have
thought of you?

1895
01:45:29,866 --> 01:45:34,363
I could only find black thread.

1896
01:45:34,365 --> 01:45:35,234
You think they'll notice?

1897
01:45:37,532 --> 01:45:38,534
Yeah.
It'll be fine.

1898
01:45:41,633 --> 01:45:46,467
Next time, Sancho, make
sure I listen to you.

1899
01:45:50,433 --> 01:45:51,331
I'll try.

1900
01:45:51,333 --> 01:45:52,168
Goodnight, sire.

1901
01:46:16,832 --> 01:46:17,698
Toby, I...

1902
01:46:17,700 --> 01:46:19,531
You've humiliated him.

1903
01:46:19,533 --> 01:46:21,830
You could have stopped it.

1904
01:46:21,832 --> 01:46:22,700
You didn't.

1905
01:46:27,232 --> 01:46:28,665
Isn't she wonderful?

1906
01:46:28,667 --> 01:46:29,731
So dramatic.

1907
01:46:29,733 --> 01:46:31,530
So Spanish.

1908
01:46:31,532 --> 01:46:36,331
I promised her a big part in the
Vodka campaign, if we got it.

1909
01:46:36,333 --> 01:46:37,564
And we did!

1910
01:46:37,566 --> 01:46:39,530
What a team!

1911
01:46:39,532 --> 01:46:41,764
Come on, partner, give us a hug.

1912
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:28,364
You see what they
are doing here?

1913
01:47:28,366 --> 01:47:30,331
Gathering up all the things...

1914
01:47:30,333 --> 01:47:34,531
broken things, bad things...

1915
01:47:34,533 --> 01:47:37,830
tonight, we sacrifice
the past year.

1916
01:47:37,832 --> 01:47:42,267
Everything will be destroyed in
the flames, made clean again.

1917
01:47:45,233 --> 01:47:46,198
Angelica.

1918
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:49,431
What the fuck are you doing?

1919
01:47:49,433 --> 01:47:52,631
It's not my fault.
The valves are corroded.

1920
01:47:55,633 --> 01:47:56,534
Angelica.

1921
01:48:01,232 --> 01:48:02,133
Angelica.

1922
01:48:07,233 --> 01:48:09,198
Angelica, would you talk to me?

1923
01:48:12,199 --> 01:48:15,598
Oh, you like being
kept like an animal?

1924
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:21,263
Paid for?

1925
01:48:22,266 --> 01:48:22,701
Alexei's whore?

1926
01:48:28,199 --> 01:48:29,531
Oh, go ahead.

1927
01:48:29,533 --> 01:48:30,434
I probably deserve it.

1928
01:49:12,900 --> 01:49:14,498
He's going to kill us both.

1929
01:49:14,500 --> 01:49:16,965
We'll be gone before he knows.

1930
01:49:16,967 --> 01:49:18,531
- Which one?
- There.

1931
01:49:18,533 --> 01:49:20,898
The one before the white horse.

1932
01:49:36,365 --> 01:49:37,233
Oh, shit!

1933
01:49:42,700 --> 01:49:44,264
Hah!

1934
01:49:44,266 --> 01:49:46,263
Toby, come on.

1935
01:49:46,265 --> 01:49:47,230
Let's go.

1936
01:49:47,232 --> 01:49:48,133
I can't.

1937
01:49:55,966 --> 01:49:56,965
Come on, Don.

1938
01:49:56,967 --> 01:49:58,564
We're getting out of here.

1939
01:49:58,566 --> 01:50:01,631
A proper guest must be
willing to repay his host.

1940
01:50:01,633 --> 01:50:02,932
No, no, no.

1941
01:50:02,934 --> 01:50:05,264
You are a knight-errant.

1942
01:50:05,266 --> 01:50:06,797
You rescue damsels, right?

1943
01:50:06,799 --> 01:50:08,300
Well, we have to now.

1944
01:50:13,465 --> 01:50:14,431
No!

1945
01:50:14,433 --> 01:50:15,730
Leave me alone.

1946
01:50:15,732 --> 01:50:17,298
You told me to make
you listen to me, right?

1947
01:50:17,300 --> 01:50:18,765
Well, we got to go.

1948
01:50:18,767 --> 01:50:19,564
Toby.

1949
01:50:19,566 --> 01:50:20,363
Now.

1950
01:50:20,365 --> 01:50:21,330
Come on, man.

1951
01:50:21,332 --> 01:50:23,530
The enchanters are upon us.

1952
01:50:23,532 --> 01:50:25,430
I like it here.

1953
01:50:25,432 --> 01:50:26,397
No, you don't.

1954
01:50:26,399 --> 01:50:27,730
Everyone's happy here.

1955
01:50:27,732 --> 01:50:28,730
We have to go.

1956
01:50:28,732 --> 01:50:29,831
No, they're not.

1957
01:50:29,833 --> 01:50:30,697
It's what I dream of.

1958
01:50:30,699 --> 01:50:31,701
Toby!

1959
01:50:38,333 --> 01:50:40,431
- You're pathetic.
- Go!

1960
01:50:40,433 --> 01:50:42,334
Toby!
Help!

1961
01:50:46,432 --> 01:50:48,330
- Toby!
- Yaw!

1962
01:50:48,332 --> 01:50:49,797
Yaw!
Yaw!

1963
01:50:49,799 --> 01:50:51,700
Oh!

1964
01:50:56,766 --> 01:50:59,363
Toby.

1965
01:50:59,365 --> 01:51:02,330
Toby.

1966
01:51:02,332 --> 01:51:04,331
Toby.

1967
01:51:04,333 --> 01:51:07,330
Angelica?

1968
01:51:07,332 --> 01:51:09,630
Toby.

1969
01:51:09,632 --> 01:51:13,797
What did you think
you were doing?

1970
01:51:13,799 --> 01:51:17,266
- Oh!
- Shh.

1971
01:51:24,699 --> 01:51:26,234
You fucking prick.

1972
01:51:28,933 --> 01:51:32,665
Such sticky fingers.

1973
01:51:32,667 --> 01:51:36,697
Time someone took that
girl in hand, huh?

1974
01:51:42,767 --> 01:51:46,298
Well, I can't help, Toby.

1975
01:51:46,300 --> 01:51:47,565
Got a company to run.

1976
01:51:47,567 --> 01:51:48,634
Lots of people depend on me.

1977
01:51:56,200 --> 01:51:57,834
You're sure in
sad spirits, Sancho.

1978
01:52:00,599 --> 01:52:04,397
Crazed and in love.

1979
01:52:04,399 --> 01:52:05,233
I was proud of you.

1980
01:52:08,332 --> 01:52:08,866
But it's over.

1981
01:52:11,966 --> 01:52:13,963
It's time to go home.

1982
01:52:13,965 --> 01:52:14,963
What are you saying?

1983
01:52:14,965 --> 01:52:19,664
Sancho, look into my eyes.

1984
01:52:19,666 --> 01:52:22,498
There are no birds in
last Autumn's nest.

1985
01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:23,501
No.

1986
01:52:29,566 --> 01:52:30,564
Sancho.

1987
01:52:30,566 --> 01:52:32,431
No, get away from me.

1988
01:52:32,433 --> 01:52:36,466
- Get away from me!
- Wait.

1989
01:52:49,933 --> 01:52:50,833
Angelica!

1990
01:52:54,932 --> 01:52:55,832
Angelica!

1991
01:53:04,932 --> 01:53:05,832
Angelica.

1992
01:53:16,898 --> 01:53:17,799
Angelica!

1993
01:53:25,898 --> 01:53:27,897
Angelica!

1994
01:53:27,899 --> 01:53:29,463
Angelica!

1995
01:53:29,465 --> 01:53:30,597
Alexei!

1996
01:53:30,599 --> 01:53:33,531
Where are you, you
son of a bitch?

1997
01:53:33,533 --> 01:53:34,766
You piece of shit!

1998
01:54:08,499 --> 01:54:09,399
Angelica!

1999
01:54:21,866 --> 01:54:22,765
Angelica!

2000
01:55:09,699 --> 01:55:11,601
I can take you to her.

2001
01:55:24,965 --> 01:55:26,166
Get down.

2002
01:55:35,232 --> 01:55:36,234
Trust me.

2003
01:55:46,698 --> 01:55:48,930
Angelica.

2004
01:55:48,932 --> 01:55:50,233
Are you all right?

2005
01:56:00,466 --> 01:56:03,497
Got to make up for lost time.

2006
01:56:05,265 --> 01:56:07,796
I'll make you forget
about that little bitch.

2007
01:56:12,365 --> 01:56:14,730
Angelica.

2008
01:56:14,732 --> 01:56:17,298
You better come.

2009
01:56:17,300 --> 01:56:19,298
Ahh!

2010
01:56:25,599 --> 01:56:26,600
Ahh!

2011
01:56:41,233 --> 01:56:42,630
Angelica!

2012
01:56:42,632 --> 01:56:43,534
Angelica!

2013
01:56:50,598 --> 01:56:54,197
Oh my god.

2014
01:56:54,199 --> 01:56:54,899
Angelica!

2015
01:56:57,631 --> 01:56:59,397
I'm The Boss's wife.

2016
01:56:59,399 --> 01:57:01,398
Toby!

2017
01:57:02,732 --> 01:57:04,564
Kiss me!

2018
01:57:04,566 --> 01:57:05,566
Kiss me.

2019
01:57:08,898 --> 01:57:11,730
I'd send that little
bitch straight to hell.

2020
01:57:11,732 --> 01:57:12,963
She's burning!

2021
01:57:20,831 --> 01:57:23,497
Shit!
He's killing her!

2022
01:57:23,499 --> 01:57:25,498
No!

2023
01:57:32,798 --> 01:57:33,864
Shit.
Shit.

2024
01:57:33,866 --> 01:57:35,463
Shit.
Dammit.

2025
01:57:35,465 --> 01:57:38,333
Every
man for himself.

2026
01:57:48,799 --> 01:57:52,266
Oh, no, no.
Ahh!

2027
01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:00,530
Oh.

2028
01:58:00,532 --> 01:58:01,529
Don!

2029
01:58:01,531 --> 01:58:03,463
Don!

2030
01:58:32,399 --> 01:58:35,363
I'm here.

2031
01:58:35,365 --> 01:58:38,729
My name...

2032
01:58:38,731 --> 01:58:41,931
my name is Javier.

2033
01:58:41,933 --> 01:58:43,764
No, no, no, no.

2034
01:58:43,766 --> 01:58:48,766
Is Javier Sanchez, a
shoemaker,

2035
01:58:51,699 --> 01:58:53,696
a forgotten old man.

2036
01:58:53,698 --> 01:58:55,564
No, no, no, no, no, no.

2037
01:58:55,566 --> 01:58:57,964
Don't say that.

2038
01:58:57,966 --> 01:59:03,765
An interesting face, the kind
they use to sell insurance.

2039
01:59:08,765 --> 01:59:10,600
Please.
Please.

2040
01:59:16,199 --> 01:59:17,829
Here.

2041
01:59:17,831 --> 01:59:19,832
You, you...

2042
01:59:26,866 --> 01:59:31,829
I always knew you...

2043
01:59:31,831 --> 01:59:33,629
you were more than...

2044
01:59:33,631 --> 01:59:35,629
more than Sancho.

2045
01:59:58,531 --> 02:00:00,664
An accident.

2046
02:00:00,666 --> 02:00:02,366
Old men can trip so easily.

2047
02:00:05,233 --> 02:00:07,630
This is no more fun.

2048
02:00:07,632 --> 02:00:10,664
You go away.

2049
02:00:10,666 --> 02:00:13,297
Get out of my house.

2050
02:00:13,299 --> 02:00:14,396
Melissa!

2051
02:00:14,398 --> 02:00:16,396
No, Sarah.

2052
02:00:16,398 --> 02:00:17,299
Ah, whatever.

2053
02:00:24,398 --> 02:00:27,964
This is the one month
they said it never rains.

2054
02:00:27,966 --> 02:00:30,733
Really buggers up the
rest of the shoot, Tob.

2055
02:00:34,632 --> 02:00:36,730
You really do play
too rough, my dear.

2056
02:00:36,732 --> 02:00:38,931
Not willing to let you go past.

2057
02:00:38,933 --> 02:00:39,764
Yeah.

2058
02:00:39,766 --> 02:00:40,729
Yeah, right now.

2059
02:00:40,731 --> 02:00:41,931
I could get behind it now.

2060
02:00:41,933 --> 02:00:43,230
Trust me.

2061
02:00:43,232 --> 02:00:44,297
Let's work together.

2062
02:00:49,199 --> 02:00:50,199
Don?

2063
02:00:55,631 --> 02:00:57,630
He said he couldn't die.

2064
02:01:16,565 --> 02:01:18,630
The village is not far now.

2065
02:01:18,632 --> 02:01:21,197
We're almost there.

2066
02:01:21,199 --> 02:01:23,499
We'll make sure they bury
him in all his glory.

2067
02:01:27,299 --> 02:01:28,462
You can trust me.

2068
02:01:28,464 --> 02:01:29,533
Everything is going
to be all right.

2069
02:01:32,365 --> 02:01:32,867
Everything's fine.

2070
02:01:37,598 --> 02:01:39,765
This is a marvelous
day for adventure.

2071
02:01:42,699 --> 02:01:43,830
Toby?

2072
02:01:43,832 --> 02:01:48,396
I feel it in my bones.

2073
02:01:50,798 --> 02:01:53,262
What's that?

2074
02:01:53,264 --> 02:01:54,396
Just thunder.

2075
02:01:56,332 --> 02:01:57,200
Something's coming.

2076
02:02:04,431 --> 02:02:05,463
Run!

2077
02:02:05,465 --> 02:02:07,297
Get out of here!

2078
02:02:07,299 --> 02:02:09,496
Leave this place!

2079
02:02:09,498 --> 02:02:11,231
Stay back!

2080
02:02:11,233 --> 02:02:13,863
You're in grave danger!

2081
02:02:13,865 --> 02:02:15,430
Yaw!

2082
02:02:15,432 --> 02:02:16,430
Toby!

2083
02:02:16,432 --> 02:02:20,430
Toby, come back!

2084
02:02:20,432 --> 02:02:25,299
Prepare to meet your doom!
Ahhh!

2085
02:02:43,499 --> 02:02:45,696
Ahhh!

2086
02:02:45,698 --> 02:02:47,297
Oh!

2087
02:02:47,299 --> 02:02:48,663
Oh!

2088
02:02:54,966 --> 02:02:56,167
Whoa!

2089
02:03:01,632 --> 02:03:03,597
Ahhh!

2090
02:03:03,599 --> 02:03:05,500
- Eeyahh!
- Wah!

2091
02:03:12,966 --> 02:03:17,299
I entrust my heart and
soul to you, my Dulcinea!

2092
02:03:25,332 --> 02:03:26,632
Die, foul being!

2093
02:03:42,565 --> 02:03:43,565
Toby!

2094
02:03:47,599 --> 02:03:49,664
Toby.

2095
02:03:49,666 --> 02:03:51,229
Toby.

2096
02:03:57,431 --> 02:03:59,363
Toby.

2097
02:03:59,365 --> 02:04:00,729
Toby.

2098
02:04:00,731 --> 02:04:02,864
Toby.

2099
02:04:02,866 --> 02:04:08,896
There you are,
my loyal squire.

2100
02:04:08,898 --> 02:04:10,397
It's me.

2101
02:04:10,399 --> 02:04:12,529
It's Angelica.

2102
02:04:12,531 --> 02:04:14,197
Sancho?

2103
02:04:14,199 --> 02:04:15,330
Toby.

2104
02:04:15,332 --> 02:04:17,829
Toby, I... I'm not Sancho Panza.

2105
02:04:17,831 --> 02:04:23,796
Oh, you and
your rustic pranks.

2106
02:04:23,798 --> 02:04:31,462
Some say I'm mad, that I
only inhabit my dreams.

2107
02:04:31,464 --> 02:04:35,497
But then how is it
I see you, Sancho?

2108
02:04:35,499 --> 02:04:37,664
It's Angelica.

2109
02:04:37,666 --> 02:04:40,630
Always doubting me.

2110
02:04:40,632 --> 02:04:42,533
Alexei's whore, remember?

2111
02:04:49,199 --> 02:04:50,499
I forgive you, Sancho.

2112
02:04:55,599 --> 02:04:57,663
No, no, no, no.

2113
02:04:57,665 --> 02:04:59,629
No, Toby.

2114
02:04:59,631 --> 02:05:00,597
Toby.

2115
02:05:00,599 --> 02:05:02,764
Toby, ple... please, it's me.

2116
02:05:02,766 --> 02:05:04,362
It's me.

2117
02:05:04,364 --> 02:05:06,663
Please.

2118
02:05:06,665 --> 02:05:07,697
Toby, I'm... I'm here.

2119
02:05:07,699 --> 02:05:08,496
It's me.

2120
02:05:08,498 --> 02:05:09,362
Toby.

2121
02:05:09,364 --> 02:05:10,366
No.

2122
02:05:15,965 --> 02:05:17,897
It's me.

2123
02:05:17,899 --> 02:05:23,663
I'm Sancho... Sancho Panza,
your... your loyal squire.

2124
02:05:23,665 --> 02:05:24,665
Sancho?

2125
02:05:29,298 --> 02:05:36,463
Sancho, this is the beginning
of a very interesting

2126
02:05:36,465 --> 02:05:40,362
and new relationship.

2127
02:05:55,732 --> 02:05:59,462
I was born
by special will of heaven,

2128
02:05:59,464 --> 02:06:04,232
in this age of Iram, to restore
the lost age of chivalry.

2129
02:06:07,431 --> 02:06:09,930
I am
the man for whom all dangers

2130
02:06:09,932 --> 02:06:17,896
are expressly reserved and
grand adventures and brave deeds

2131
02:06:17,898 --> 02:06:18,900
also.

2132
02:06:21,264 --> 02:06:26,896
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha,

2133
02:06:26,898 --> 02:06:30,596
and I will live forever.

2134
02:06:57,267 --> 02:07:02,267
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