1 00:00:21,246 --> 00:00:23,867 So? Tell me about last night. 2 00:00:23,998 --> 00:00:27,201 Are you kidding me? Are you pulling my leg? 3 00:00:27,335 --> 00:00:30,087 - So? - So tits out to here. 4 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:34,081 - Some 20 years old. - You must be fooling. You devil. 5 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:36,293 You think she hadn't gone the route? 6 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:40,721 - She knew the route, did she? - Are you kidding? She wrote the route. 7 00:00:40,848 --> 00:00:43,968 - So where am I? - Probably at the Pancake House. 8 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:50,597 I'm over at the Pancake House, and this chick walks over to the cash register. 9 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:55,312 19 or 20 years old. She wants to buy a pack of Viceroys. 10 00:00:55,446 --> 00:01:01,864 She gets the smokes and says she forgot her purse up in her room. 11 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,283 - Was she a pro? - At that age? 12 00:01:04,414 --> 00:01:05,872 At this point, we don't know. 13 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,948 So we sit down and get coffee and she says: 14 00:01:10,086 --> 00:01:13,040 "Come up to my room and I'll pay you back for the smokes." 15 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:19,045 - You're shitting me. Was she a pro? - At this point, we don't know. 16 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:23,549 She says, "sit down, you want a drink?" I say, "what have you got?" "Bourbon." 17 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,592 Then what shot does she pull? 18 00:01:25,727 --> 00:01:30,969 A) she says: "I think I'll take a shower". 19 00:01:31,107 --> 00:01:35,568 - And B) she says: "Then let's fuck." - She said that? 20 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,862 - Was she a pro? - At this point, we don't know. 21 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:44,281 So I say: "I'll join you in the shower, if you have no objections". 22 00:01:44,412 --> 00:01:51,494 So in we go, and does she have a body? Are you kidding me? The tits. The legs. 23 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:54,379 Are you fucking fooling me? The ass on this broad. 24 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:57,957 - Young ass? - Well, young broad, young ass. 25 00:01:58,092 --> 00:02:02,920 So we get out and towel each other off in his and her full glory. 26 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:06,259 While we're toweling off, I flick the towel at her ... 27 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:11,303 and by accident, I hit her on the ass, and we got this big red mark. 28 00:02:11,606 --> 00:02:15,141 I'm all sorry and so forth, but what does this broad do - 29 00:02:15,276 --> 00:02:19,772 - but let out a squeal of pleasure that would fucking kill a horse. 30 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:23,820 What the hell, I'm liberal, so I heave a chair at her. 31 00:02:23,952 --> 00:02:27,036 - Draw blood? - Not yet. But what does she say? 32 00:02:27,163 --> 00:02:31,161 "Wait a minute!" She pulls out a suitcase from under the bed - 33 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:34,708 - with a World War II flak suit. 34 00:02:34,837 --> 00:02:38,088 Zip, zip, she gets into the flak suit, we get down on the bed. 35 00:02:38,216 --> 00:02:40,125 - What are you doing? - Fucking! 36 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:44,968 - But she's in a flak suit. - She leaves the zipper open. 37 00:02:45,139 --> 00:02:48,306 But the shot is, every thirty seconds or so, - 38 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:52,384 - she wants me to go "BOOM" at the top of my lungs. 39 00:02:52,522 --> 00:02:56,733 So we're humping and pumping, and every once in a while, I go "boom". 40 00:02:56,859 --> 00:03:01,023 In the middle of everything, she turns on a little tape recorder. 41 00:03:01,155 --> 00:03:07,953 I don't know what the shot is. All of a sudden I hear: 42 00:03:10,331 --> 00:03:13,783 I'm pumping away, the tape recorder is making airplane noises. 43 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:18,331 Every once in a while, I go "boom", and the broad starts going crazy. 44 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,587 She's moaning and groaning - 45 00:03:20,717 --> 00:03:23,718 - and screaming, "Red Dog One to Red Dog Squadron". 46 00:03:23,845 --> 00:03:29,183 Suddenly, she screams, "Wait!" and pulls out a five-gallon jerry-can. 47 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:33,520 It's full of gasoline. She splashes it over the walls - 48 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:38,723 - pulls out a zippo and "whoosh", the room goes up in flames. 49 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:42,525 So the tape recorder is going ... the room is full of smoke ... 50 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:48,859 - and the broad screams, "Do it now, for the love of Christ!" 51 00:03:55,585 --> 00:04:02,750 So I look at the broad, and I figure, fuck this nonsense. 52 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:06,923 I struggle into my shorts, make it to the elevator. 53 00:04:08,097 --> 00:04:10,137 The place is filled with smoke. 54 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:13,801 The elevator arrives, and the hall is filled with firemen. 55 00:04:13,978 --> 00:04:19,139 - Those firemen make out like bandits. - Nobody does it normally anymore. 56 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:22,691 These young broads don't know what the fuck they want. 57 00:04:22,946 --> 00:04:27,857 - You think she was a pro? - A pro, Dan? 58 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:34,823 A pro is how you think of yourself. See my point? 59 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:38,877 Come on you scumbags, last inning. 60 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:46,917 - Where, where? - Right there. 61 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:51,427 Here comes Debbie's boss. He looks good, let's see if he can hit. 62 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,270 Out! 63 00:05:07,657 --> 00:05:09,116 No stick. 64 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:12,741 The second baseman has a nice ass. 65 00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:16,988 I refuse to go out with a man, whose ass is smaller than mine. 66 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:19,450 Your dates will be pretty scarce. 67 00:05:32,807 --> 00:05:34,930 Nice catch, Danny. 68 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,190 I'm making a beer run. Anybody? 69 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:52,783 - Go get him. - It's the guy with the cute ass. 70 00:06:04,422 --> 00:06:07,174 Let me help you. 71 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:17,675 - Anytime I can give you a hand ... - I'm finished. Give yourself a hand. 72 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:02,312 Mother's is giving a party tonight. Winners and losers. 73 00:07:02,438 --> 00:07:06,899 - Good game, Mr Carlson. - I don't want to hear about it now. 74 00:07:08,444 --> 00:07:12,738 - Steve, are you going to Mother's? - I doubt it. 75 00:07:14,158 --> 00:07:19,235 I've been meaning to mention that it's stupid to fuck your boss. 76 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:23,452 It's a damn good way to lose your job. 77 00:07:36,598 --> 00:07:40,346 - Guess who was here last night. - Not the redhead. 78 00:07:40,476 --> 00:07:46,396 - She was here? What did she say? - Ask Bernie, he took her home. 79 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:52,478 - Redheads lack pigmentation. - They're almost albino. 80 00:07:52,614 --> 00:07:57,074 You bang albino? Well, I have and they're nuts. 81 00:07:57,327 --> 00:08:01,241 Welcome to Mother's, ladies. We're honoured, come on. 82 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:08,457 - Where are the guys from your team? - Sulking. 83 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,995 First round is on Mother. 84 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,213 I'll be back in a minute. 85 00:08:14,969 --> 00:08:18,421 They'll come at me tomorrow like savages. 86 00:08:18,556 --> 00:08:21,925 - Marauding beasts bent on destruction. - Stop it. 87 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:26,805 Deborah, you work in advertising. It is a civilized business. 88 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:31,518 - I work with monsters. - You're talking about five-year-olds. 89 00:08:31,653 --> 00:08:36,361 And my job is to break their spirit. That's what kindergarten is about. 90 00:08:36,491 --> 00:08:42,743 The Germans invented it. Think about it. God, Pat's going in for the kill. 91 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:46,826 That's a nice turn. 92 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,248 - Coy. - With just a hint of giddiness. 93 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:55,797 Her big move will come at any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle. 94 00:08:55,927 --> 00:09:00,505 There's a 3.2 degree difficulty. Let's see if she can pull it off. 95 00:09:08,523 --> 00:09:10,765 9.0! 96 00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:18,195 Tell me that getting those advertising girls here wasn't perfect. 97 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:20,192 Pick a pair. 98 00:09:20,285 --> 00:09:22,822 Like shooting fish in a barrel. 99 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:28,624 - We do pretty well for ourselves. - We? Did you say "we"? 100 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:32,583 You've got balls. I do the work, you take the credit. 101 00:09:32,714 --> 00:09:35,287 You know what your problem is? Your face. 102 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:40,799 Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. 103 00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:43,214 They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. 104 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:49,304 They want a guy like ... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. 105 00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:53,436 - A basic Neanderthal type. - The swarthy type. A man's man. 106 00:09:53,568 --> 00:09:57,186 - The kind of guy who's ... - Oozing testosterone? 107 00:09:57,322 --> 00:10:00,192 A young woman today wants a little bulk in her diet. 108 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:03,361 A big guy who sweats. 109 00:10:03,494 --> 00:10:07,907 Best thing that could happen to you is an industrial accident. 110 00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:18,881 - You're not leaving, are you? - No, we're walking in backwards. 111 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,762 - I'm Debbie. - Hi ... Dan. 112 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:28,560 This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks. 113 00:10:28,686 --> 00:10:34,392 We're going to Irving's. A 4 o'clock dive for us Kamikaze pilots. 114 00:10:34,692 --> 00:10:38,393 I've been bombed there a couple of times myself. 115 00:10:38,529 --> 00:10:40,937 Quit while you're ahead. 116 00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:55,623 I couldn't help noticing you and noticing you noticing me. 117 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,748 There was a clock over your head. 118 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,816 I'll bet these have been put to a lot of use. 119 00:11:59,944 --> 00:12:04,820 Oh, they work. Good, I just got them today. 120 00:13:11,432 --> 00:13:15,560 - You don't have to run off. - Yes, I do. 121 00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:22,140 It's been a slice of heaven, I just have to go home. It's a habit of mine. 122 00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:27,812 - I can turn on a light. - No, that's alright. 123 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,449 Bye. 124 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:41,911 - I can drive you home. - No, thanks. 125 00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:46,252 - Thank you. - Thank you. 126 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:03,059 - What are you doing out here? - I have this guy in my room. A big guy. 127 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,192 Real drunk. Real cute. 128 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,819 This guy is huge. 129 00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:15,496 He's lying face down on the bed like a beached whale. You have to see. 130 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,159 He's dead drunk. He's out like a light. 131 00:14:22,587 --> 00:14:25,872 It would take a crane to get him out. 132 00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:36,805 - Should I tell you? - Did you have a nice evening? 133 00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:42,439 - Yes, and then I crawled away in shame. - Aren't we a couple of sluts? 134 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:49,108 - I slept with him on the first date. - It wasn't even a date. 135 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:57,652 I could not help myself because he's so gorgeous. 136 00:14:57,789 --> 00:15:01,786 But can he type? 137 00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:08,337 I guess you'll have the bed to yourself. 138 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:12,170 She's got this fur-lined bed. 139 00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:14,973 - What kind of fur? - I don't know, but it's fur. 140 00:15:15,098 --> 00:15:20,554 The static electricity from it is sending sparks right to my nuts. 141 00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:24,396 I felt like a human jumper cable. 142 00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:30,981 Did you score last night? 143 00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:34,990 Double headphone deal? 144 00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:40,161 That chick, was she hot? 145 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,454 - She was fun. - Fun? 146 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,001 She was fun? 147 00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:54,836 Have you ever done it in a plane? 148 00:15:54,971 --> 00:16:01,175 Yeah. I once nailed two stewardesses in a 747 at 35,000 feet. 149 00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:06,477 It was "fun". 150 00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:10,023 I had a "fun" time. 151 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:19,984 Haven't ordered silverware in 6 months. Your customers eat with their toes? 152 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:22,493 I'll throw in the steak markers. 153 00:16:22,624 --> 00:16:25,459 If some kid throws up on them, they're okay. 154 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:30,792 - Push the French fries. - The French fries are fabulous. 155 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,604 - Hello? - Hello? 156 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:52,892 - Who's this? - It's Dan. Dan Martin. 157 00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:55,781 From last night. 158 00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:59,528 I want to talk to you about last night. 159 00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:03,160 That's what I'm calling about. 160 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:08,532 I was pretty drunk last night. Did anything happen? 161 00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,790 No, absolutely nothing. Want to do it again? 162 00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:16,300 - I mean, want to meet for a drink? - I'm awfully sorry. 163 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:19,001 We called at the same time. It's a sign. 164 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:22,922 It was a fluke, just like last night. 165 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:29,476 Could you send up two pages of Bodini Bold press? 166 00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:33,984 - Could you bring this to Room E? - Is that your boss? 167 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,812 Meet me at Mother's at 6 o'clock. 168 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:40,032 Don't take me for granted, I'll only wait for 4 or 5 hours. 169 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:43,575 No, I won't need any. 170 00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:48,325 The broad from last night? 171 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:52,409 I pick up the phone and she's on the line. 172 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,711 Pull this and it plays "Jingle Bells". 173 00:17:57,051 --> 00:18:00,716 - I'm sorry about last night. - That's okay. 174 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:06,221 That happens when you take life too seriously. What did you do last night? 175 00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:09,721 Went home and took some lithium. You? 176 00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:15,142 Are you busy for lunch? A nice long one in my apartment. 177 00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:19,945 - I can't. This is due tonight. - Tomorrow. 178 00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:29,873 They're fine. The first week they're too scared to cause trouble. 179 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,876 Lisa, honey, I'm on the telephone. 180 00:18:35,632 --> 00:18:41,752 Did the baseball player call you? You shouldn't be wandering the halls. 181 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:46,884 I will go with you if you need a chaperone. 182 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:50,932 I need to pick up some art supplies. Meet me at Horder's. 183 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,815 I will buy you a Mickey Mouse pencil-holder. 184 00:18:58,947 --> 00:19:03,443 I really have to go. I'll meet you at five. 185 00:19:04,118 --> 00:19:06,740 It's okay, honey. 186 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:15,915 Everybody wets their pants, and nobody has to know about it. 187 00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:18,172 What size do you wear? 188 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:24,254 Six-X? I just happen to have an extra pair in my locker. 189 00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:29,507 They have pictures of Wonder Woman all over them. 190 00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:34,645 - Bernie, they're here. - I guess I get the dog. 191 00:19:37,026 --> 00:19:39,980 Come on, sit down. Here you go. 192 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,363 Bernie, this is Debbie. Debbie, this is Bernie. 193 00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:50,283 You're a very attractive woman. Anyone tell you that before? 194 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:54,914 Bernie, this is ... 195 00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:59,293 Joan. 196 00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:05,177 - That's a nice name. Want a drink? - No, I don't want anything. 197 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:09,219 - I have to go. - Wait. 198 00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:16,271 What do you do? For a living? 199 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:21,857 - I'm a neurosurgeon. You? - I'm a professional boxer. 200 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,986 Know much about fighting? I'm world heavyweight champion . 201 00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:30,826 - Nice to meet you, Champ. - Wait. One drink won't hurt. 202 00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:33,742 I have something better to do. 203 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:37,743 I'll meet you at the steam bath tomorrow at six. 204 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:43,045 Nice meeting you. 205 00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:50,723 Interesting broad. Did she develop her personality in a car crash? 206 00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:54,510 She's nice once you get to know her. 207 00:20:57,982 --> 00:21:02,810 - Are you going to sit down? - Shoot, no. 208 00:21:02,946 --> 00:21:06,895 I'm going to let you do what you got to do. 209 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:11,196 Don't worry about me. I'll go home. Make a little macaroni and cheese. 210 00:21:11,621 --> 00:21:14,373 Seal the windows and turn on the gas. 211 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,407 I'll see you tomorrow. 212 00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:25,042 Fashionably late. 213 00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:31,509 I just thought you might be fool enough to sit here until midnight. 214 00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:38,142 Don't look at me like the cat who just ate the canary - 215 00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:42,104 - because this is as far as this goes tonight. 216 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:54,662 - Are you cold? Do you want a T-shirt? - I don't need anything. 217 00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:00,330 Are you okay? I mean, did you ... 218 00:22:00,545 --> 00:22:04,673 Yeah ... couldn't you tell? 219 00:22:07,635 --> 00:22:11,550 I mean, girls sometimes ... 220 00:22:11,681 --> 00:22:14,598 I mean, guys ... you know. 221 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:19,887 We just keep you in the dark to make you work harder. 222 00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:23,855 - You're full of secrets. - It's a conspiracy. 223 00:22:27,697 --> 00:22:29,820 You want to know something else? 224 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:34,611 We went out with older guys in high school to make you jealous. 225 00:22:34,746 --> 00:22:38,695 I knew that, too. Come on, what else? 226 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:46,374 Our girlfriends ... They're really lesbian lovers. 227 00:22:46,549 --> 00:22:52,255 - You must hate us as a race. Don't you? - Yes, we do. 228 00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:58,135 - Tell me one. - What? A secret? 229 00:22:58,269 --> 00:23:02,598 I don't have any secrets. What you see is what you get. 230 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,895 You going home? 231 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:15,859 I was stretching. Do you want me to go home? 232 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:19,617 No, I ... Do you want to? 233 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:25,707 Do you want me to stay? I don't know if it's such a good idea. 234 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:29,338 It doesn't mean anything if you stay. 235 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:36,177 I'd like you to stay ... if you want to. 236 00:23:44,399 --> 00:23:48,231 All right. I'll stay. 237 00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:53,700 I am getting sick and tired of you making fun of me. 238 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,018 What? 239 00:25:13,363 --> 00:25:15,355 I like this place. 240 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:19,322 "Place". Come on, this is a joint. 241 00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:26,075 Look at the fixtures in here. You can't get this kind of Formica anymore. 242 00:25:26,209 --> 00:25:28,534 Everything in here is art deco. 243 00:25:29,754 --> 00:25:33,040 Yeah, kind of. 244 00:25:34,384 --> 00:25:38,333 - Yo, Gus. How about a refill? - Yo, Dan. You know where the coffee is. 245 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:43,631 - I'm trying to impress my date. - You shouldn't have brought her here. 246 00:25:43,768 --> 00:25:48,845 Is this the way you talk to all your customers? All three of them? 247 00:25:54,445 --> 00:25:57,612 I like this joint. 248 00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:21,171 Remember last night in bed? You wanted to know something about me. 249 00:26:23,558 --> 00:26:26,843 I want to own my own restaurant. 250 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:33,597 - Just a real first class joint. - "Danny's". 251 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,819 Who am I kidding? I'll never have that kind of money. 252 00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:44,322 - It all falls apart right there. - You have to get a liquor license. 253 00:26:44,454 --> 00:26:48,072 - It's an outrage. - It's a goddam scandal. 254 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:54,500 - Washed up at 24. It's tragic. - You know what? You're alright. 255 00:27:09,437 --> 00:27:12,189 If you answer it, I'll kill you. 256 00:27:19,447 --> 00:27:23,908 - Where have you been? - I got hung up. 257 00:27:24,494 --> 00:27:27,578 - Steve called. - What did he say? 258 00:27:27,705 --> 00:27:33,126 - He said where the hell were you? - What did you tell him? 259 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:39,710 That you have to wait 24 hours before you file a missing person's report. 260 00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:43,170 I thought you were in somebody's trunk. 261 00:27:48,226 --> 00:27:54,430 - I was with Danny. - I waited for you at the steam bath. 262 00:27:54,857 --> 00:27:59,934 Just sweating my ass of with some fat women from the old country - 263 00:28:00,029 --> 00:28:02,318 - who don't speak any English. 264 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:05,817 - Was I supposed to talk to myself? - I'm sorry. 265 00:28:08,371 --> 00:28:11,906 It's the same old thing. 266 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:17,873 I bet in high school, you just dropped your friends whenever some guy called. 267 00:28:18,006 --> 00:28:21,754 - Who didn't? - I didn't. 268 00:28:21,884 --> 00:28:24,755 But I didn't have a whole lot of dates. 269 00:28:25,013 --> 00:28:28,216 - Don't pull that. - It's not fair. 270 00:28:28,349 --> 00:28:33,142 We've stayed friends, because we don't take each other for granted. 271 00:28:34,731 --> 00:28:38,349 I'm sorry. I got hurt. 272 00:28:39,527 --> 00:28:42,943 I must be a little too sensitive. 273 00:28:44,449 --> 00:28:47,818 - What's for breakfast? - Egg McMuffin on Broadway. 274 00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:58,118 - He was supposed to come today. - He came a day earlier. 275 00:28:58,254 --> 00:29:02,038 You must expect that, Danny. This is a business. 276 00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:06,469 You don't do what you did. I'd like to spend a day with my kid. 277 00:29:06,596 --> 00:29:11,590 Miss Lyons would like to spend a day with her family, but we don't do that. 278 00:29:11,726 --> 00:29:15,474 I really don't know, Danny. Let me ask you something. 279 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:19,603 - Who should get the commission? - I spent 3 months setting up this deal. 280 00:29:19,734 --> 00:29:22,854 Who signed it? Me. Who put it to bed? Me. 281 00:29:22,987 --> 00:29:26,819 It all boils down to the same thing. Business is a game of inches. 282 00:29:26,949 --> 00:29:31,446 - Then don't give it to me. - I want you to have it. 283 00:29:31,579 --> 00:29:36,371 When you started here, I said, "Welcome aboard", and I meant it. 284 00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:39,786 All I'm trying to do is show you a lesson. 285 00:29:46,761 --> 00:29:50,095 I'll be just a few more minutes. 286 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:53,473 - How was work? - I caught hell. 287 00:29:54,352 --> 00:29:59,595 - God, another smoker. Would you mind? - I'm sorry, you're eating. 288 00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:04,894 - My boss is mad at me, too. - I bet he was. 289 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:11,608 I just added another seven minutes to your life. 290 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:17,078 - I don't expect a thank you. - Thank you. 291 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:34,387 - Worried about Western civilization? - Not particularly. Not tonight. 292 00:30:34,517 --> 00:30:40,805 - It's collapsing, or didn't you notice? - I live in a pretty good neighbourhood. 293 00:30:41,482 --> 00:30:43,440 Sorry I kept you waiting. 294 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:47,313 We have to go, our movie starts in ten minutes. 295 00:30:48,781 --> 00:30:50,821 - Want to come? - Sure. 296 00:30:55,538 --> 00:30:58,111 Give me a minute to get ready. 297 00:31:08,051 --> 00:31:11,301 Tomorrow ... are we going to the auto show? 298 00:31:11,429 --> 00:31:15,296 - I was going to call Debbie. - Seeing a lot of her, huh? 299 00:31:16,059 --> 00:31:19,973 - Have you called her this week? - Twice. 300 00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:25,401 You called her twice? Never call a broad more than once a week 301 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:34,114 He forgets to call one day, big deal. Two days, it's an oversight. 302 00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:39,155 - But 3 days? He's sleeping around. - It's a free country. 303 00:31:45,922 --> 00:31:49,457 - That's ... what's-her-name. - Debbie. 304 00:31:58,977 --> 00:32:01,432 We're in the middle of an issue. 305 00:32:01,562 --> 00:32:07,352 If he's going to sleep over 3 nights a week, he can pay half the rent. 306 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:14,363 But if I ask him to pay half the rent, it's like asking him to move in with me. 307 00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:17,155 What's in it for you? 308 00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:22,115 - Maybe she loves the guy. - Maybe I enjoy it. 309 00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:27,577 Would you put up with a dog that came home three nights a week? 310 00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:31,379 - I'm going to make a phone call. - That was funny. 311 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,352 Oh God, I'm sorry. This is no good. 312 00:32:49,777 --> 00:32:53,063 I don't think I can see you anymore. 313 00:32:53,197 --> 00:32:57,195 Don't be offended, because I like you. I think you're terrific. 314 00:32:57,327 --> 00:33:03,032 It's just that I'm seeing someone else. 315 00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:09,502 - Who? - Nobody. You don't know him. 316 00:33:11,799 --> 00:33:13,792 If that's the way you want it. 317 00:33:13,926 --> 00:33:17,093 See what happens when people don't say, "I love you"? 318 00:33:17,889 --> 00:33:20,973 Sometimes you can be a real son-of-a-bitch. 319 00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:27,354 Come on. I thought we had something special. 320 00:33:27,482 --> 00:33:34,315 No, it was kind of sleazy. And now ... it's kind of over. 321 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,278 Just a minute. 322 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,669 Are you okay? Is something wrong? 323 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:57,920 Nothing. Everything is great. 324 00:34:00,515 --> 00:34:03,266 - Bye. - Wait a minute. 325 00:34:05,353 --> 00:34:11,806 I wanted to let you know I was fine. And now I have, so good night. 326 00:34:13,444 --> 00:34:16,860 I was going to call and ... I should have called. 327 00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:21,782 Don't try to make me feel better. I don't care if you call. 328 00:34:21,911 --> 00:34:26,075 In fact, don't! Don't try to make me feel better. 329 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:31,581 - Want to come in? - I may be easy, but I'm not stupid. 330 00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:35,793 Just for a minute. I missed you. 331 00:34:35,925 --> 00:34:39,045 - Just for a minute. - Absolutely not. 332 00:35:05,121 --> 00:35:09,830 You're so good. You're the best. 333 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:14,336 - You say that to all your guys. - Yep, and they believe it. 334 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:20,218 God, I love y ... 335 00:35:20,678 --> 00:35:26,384 - I love making love with you. - I love making love with you, too. 336 00:35:28,936 --> 00:35:33,895 You're getting serious. She seemed like a hell of a girl. 337 00:35:34,108 --> 00:35:38,651 What little I saw of her. Not too this, not too that. 338 00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:48,994 I only saw her for a minute. First impressions are often misleading. 339 00:35:51,334 --> 00:35:56,673 Does she give head? To you. Does she give head to you? 340 00:36:00,677 --> 00:36:02,385 Forget it. 341 00:36:11,062 --> 00:36:15,391 Don't look at me like that. Just get out of bed, you bum. 342 00:36:20,029 --> 00:36:22,864 I've been thinking. 343 00:36:22,991 --> 00:36:28,530 For the last two months, you've been carrying your undies in a paper bag. 344 00:36:28,663 --> 00:36:31,699 I think you ought to have a drawer here. 345 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:35,581 A drawer? A whole drawer? 346 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,834 That's a big step. You'd better think about it. 347 00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:45,178 - Take a drawer. - Are you sure? 348 00:36:45,263 --> 00:36:51,099 Maybe a small one in the kitchen next to the utensils or something. 349 00:36:52,395 --> 00:36:58,231 Look at the divorce rate. Men and women fight for their lives. 350 00:36:58,901 --> 00:37:02,353 The sexes relate in a very violent way. 351 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:07,400 And we're the ones, who end up giving up so much of ourselves. 352 00:37:07,535 --> 00:37:13,158 We lose so much along the way. Come on, disagree with me. 353 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:17,917 - I mean, it's a dirty job. - I disagree with you. 354 00:37:20,423 --> 00:37:23,958 Are you going to drink that soda? 355 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:32,883 - Perhaps I could have it. - I'm moving in with Danny. 356 00:37:36,731 --> 00:37:38,439 I give you two months. 357 00:37:43,071 --> 00:37:46,605 What the hell do you think you're doing? 358 00:37:46,741 --> 00:37:49,149 Some of those are Joan's. 359 00:37:49,285 --> 00:37:52,986 - You want to separate them? - They won't separate themselves. 360 00:37:53,122 --> 00:37:57,583 I don't suppose they will. Is this your Shostakovich? 361 00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:02,419 It's Sho-sta-ko-vich, and it's mine. 362 00:38:02,674 --> 00:38:06,623 - What are we going to do about the TV? - Why don't you keep it? I have a TV. 363 00:38:06,761 --> 00:38:12,431 Good for you. I insist on paying half of it, so I'll write you a check. 364 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:18,312 - Fine. I'll get it next week. - Can you come by Tuesday night? 365 00:38:18,439 --> 00:38:22,982 - Can Debbie come by Tuesday night? - That's funny. 366 00:38:23,111 --> 00:38:26,776 Why don't you take this, and shove it up your ass? 367 00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:32,612 Very telling. On your instructions, I am supposed to torture myself anally. 368 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:37,573 Does Deborah know what you're into? You're moving out, so move out. 369 00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:42,205 - She's moving out. - Move her out and the hell with you. 370 00:38:42,338 --> 00:38:44,746 I hope you'll be very happy. 371 00:38:57,812 --> 00:38:59,390 I got it. 372 00:39:09,198 --> 00:39:11,191 That's it. 373 00:41:19,454 --> 00:41:23,534 - Do you want a cup of tea? - Tea? No, thanks. I'm a coffee drinker. 374 00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:27,118 Come on, expand your horizons a little. 375 00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:31,497 I got it. 376 00:41:34,886 --> 00:41:38,006 Danny? Hi, it's Alex. 377 00:41:38,139 --> 00:41:40,630 Long time no see. 378 00:41:44,646 --> 00:41:50,648 - Is this a bad time? - No ... I kind of met somebody. 379 00:41:55,448 --> 00:41:58,021 You think my husband and kids are replicants? 380 00:41:58,159 --> 00:42:02,786 Sweetheart, we all have to make sacrifices in our relationships. 381 00:42:04,874 --> 00:42:10,794 She's there. Well, give her a kiss from me. 382 00:42:11,422 --> 00:42:15,420 I'd like to leave you with one final bit of advice. 383 00:42:15,551 --> 00:42:18,387 I'm in the book. 384 00:42:19,764 --> 00:42:23,596 To tell you the truth, we're living together. 385 00:42:24,727 --> 00:42:27,514 Her name is Debbie. 386 00:42:28,064 --> 00:42:31,184 Thank you, I'll tell her. 387 00:42:37,323 --> 00:42:42,484 - Don't tell me. Your cousin. - No, that was my mom. 388 00:42:43,246 --> 00:42:48,489 Mom disappointed that you won't be sleeping with her anymore? 389 00:42:48,584 --> 00:42:55,382 It was an old girlfriend. It's history. You heard me say it, right? 390 00:42:55,466 --> 00:43:00,128 It's okay. I'll just have to get used to it. 391 00:43:02,765 --> 00:43:05,968 What kind of tea is this? It's actually pretty good ... 392 00:43:06,102 --> 00:43:09,685 What's going on? Do you not want me here? 393 00:43:09,814 --> 00:43:14,642 You're right. We gave it our best shot, but it didn't work out. 394 00:43:14,777 --> 00:43:20,697 This is nuts! We talked about it once for 10 minutes in bed. 395 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:25,244 - It's not that complicated. - It's already different. 396 00:43:26,956 --> 00:43:29,625 Things are going to change a bit. 397 00:43:30,043 --> 00:43:33,708 We're not Siamese twins fused at the hip. 398 00:43:33,963 --> 00:43:36,454 And we're not talking about marriage. 399 00:43:36,591 --> 00:43:39,378 - Are we? - No. 400 00:43:39,969 --> 00:43:43,718 You'll have your life and your friends, and I'll have ... 401 00:43:43,848 --> 00:43:48,095 You always have the right thing to say. 402 00:43:49,937 --> 00:43:54,765 You think my responses are programmed? 403 00:43:54,901 --> 00:44:00,061 - You think I'm a ... a replicant? - Shit! 404 00:44:02,742 --> 00:44:08,246 - What are you doing? Give me that! - I'm sorry. 405 00:44:09,248 --> 00:44:14,835 - I made this in Girl Scouts'. - It's nice. 406 00:44:18,549 --> 00:44:22,879 It was for my hope chest. 407 00:44:31,896 --> 00:44:35,479 This is our place. 408 00:44:37,485 --> 00:44:41,697 You're not an overnight guest anymore. 409 00:44:44,617 --> 00:44:46,325 Danny, heads up. 410 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,698 - Who the hell is that? - It's Carmen. She works in shipping. 411 00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:57,171 See that look she just gave you? You know she isn't wearing underpants. 412 00:44:57,255 --> 00:45:02,000 Here she comes. Hi, how are you? 413 00:45:02,135 --> 00:45:04,376 This is Danny. 414 00:45:07,765 --> 00:45:12,178 - How's what's-her-name? - Debbie. She's great. 415 00:45:13,187 --> 00:45:18,395 What do you guys do? Go to the zoo? Go shopping? 416 00:45:18,526 --> 00:45:23,769 She looks very intellectual. That's not always a bad thing. 417 00:45:23,906 --> 00:45:29,861 If a guy wants to get on with a broad on a stable basis, who's to say no. 418 00:45:31,164 --> 00:45:34,580 A lot of broads today, you just don't know. 419 00:45:34,709 --> 00:45:38,327 A woman in today's society who's 22-23 ... 420 00:45:38,463 --> 00:45:42,412 You don't know where the fuck she's been. 421 00:45:42,592 --> 00:45:44,881 It's your business. 422 00:45:45,011 --> 00:45:50,052 You guys go out and have lunch. We'll make you a lot of money. 423 00:45:50,183 --> 00:45:54,477 - Danny. Shit-can the Sparrow. - The Swallow? 424 00:45:54,604 --> 00:46:00,891 No more credit, he's two months behind. Danny, he's a loser. Cut him off. 425 00:46:07,033 --> 00:46:10,153 For $600 I can have him put to sleep. 426 00:46:10,286 --> 00:46:14,200 Don't do this to me. You're cutting my throat. 427 00:46:14,332 --> 00:46:18,910 How many years do we go back? I've always paid. 428 00:46:19,045 --> 00:46:21,168 I'll change the menu. Look at me. 429 00:46:23,925 --> 00:46:28,385 It was my Dad's place. I'm begging you. 430 00:46:28,513 --> 00:46:32,557 In front of God, my family, the neighbourhood ... 431 00:46:32,684 --> 00:46:36,302 Please, don't do this to me. 432 00:46:43,903 --> 00:46:46,275 I'm sorry, honey. 433 00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,446 It's alright. 434 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,575 Is everything okay? 435 00:46:57,792 --> 00:47:00,200 Are you sure? 436 00:47:00,753 --> 00:47:05,830 - Sure. Are you okay? - Sure. 437 00:47:22,066 --> 00:47:26,479 Dan, you up? 438 00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:32,446 Are you sleeping? You asleep? 439 00:47:34,954 --> 00:47:38,904 I can't sleep. 440 00:47:41,002 --> 00:47:45,463 Are you sleeping? Did I wake you? 441 00:48:06,986 --> 00:48:11,981 - Nose hair clippers. - I didn't know what ... 442 00:48:13,117 --> 00:48:18,194 - Nose hair. - I'm sorry, I shouldn't be ... 443 00:48:18,331 --> 00:48:21,996 - I was snooping. - It's okay. 444 00:48:22,126 --> 00:48:25,745 No, it's not right. It's wrong. 445 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,667 It's wrong that I don't know you very well. 446 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,667 I'm sneaking through your drawers, looking for I don't know what. 447 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:40,514 - This is wrong. Everything's wrong. - What's wrong? 448 00:48:40,728 --> 00:48:44,940 I don't want to be your roommate. 449 00:48:45,024 --> 00:48:49,152 I had a roommate. 450 00:48:49,237 --> 00:48:53,365 I want to be closer. I want to be a couple. 451 00:48:55,118 --> 00:49:00,076 - We can do that. I thought you said ... - I don't care what I said. 452 00:49:00,206 --> 00:49:04,286 I just want to know you better. 453 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:09,460 And when something's bothering you, I want to know about it. 454 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:15,629 - Because it's my problem, too. - We can do that. 455 00:49:18,474 --> 00:49:25,307 - I just don't want you to be unhappy. - I'm not unhappy. I'm not. 456 00:52:37,090 --> 00:52:43,258 - I hope we didn't wake Mrs Boelter. - I know she can hear us. 457 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:53,095 - Don't move. - What? 458 00:52:53,231 --> 00:52:57,394 - You look so good in that light. - What light? 459 00:52:57,527 --> 00:53:01,904 - The light coming through the window. - Get out of here. 460 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,078 God, you're so beautiful. 461 00:53:18,423 --> 00:53:21,340 I love you, Danny. 462 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,298 I love you, too. 463 00:53:45,033 --> 00:53:49,445 - Who said it first? - I did. 464 00:53:52,749 --> 00:53:55,952 Was it before you came or after? 465 00:54:00,673 --> 00:54:04,042 - That bathroom is so tiny. - Was he home? 466 00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:10,844 - When you called, was he home? - No, but it's sandwich night anyway. 467 00:54:17,273 --> 00:54:21,401 Two nights a week I cook. Two nights a week he cooks. 468 00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:26,189 Two nights we go out. And then there's sandwich night. 469 00:54:26,407 --> 00:54:29,741 I bet your sex life is a real thrill. 470 00:54:29,869 --> 00:54:33,487 Two nights a week you're on top. Two nights a week he's on top. 471 00:54:33,623 --> 00:54:36,956 So what is it you do on sandwich night? 472 00:54:41,255 --> 00:54:45,585 So is this guy going to marry you? 473 00:54:45,718 --> 00:54:49,930 Are you insane? We don't talk about marriage. 474 00:54:50,056 --> 00:54:53,389 We don't talk about next week. 475 00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:58,354 We just don't talk about things - 476 00:55:00,191 --> 00:55:04,141 - that are just stuff like that. You know? 477 00:55:10,994 --> 00:55:13,781 So how about those Cubs, huh? 478 00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:19,581 Hi, honey. 479 00:55:24,841 --> 00:55:28,210 - Is something wrong? - No, it's fine. 480 00:55:30,263 --> 00:55:35,719 - Don't worry. You're not a daddy. - I'm not? Was I? 481 00:55:36,477 --> 00:55:41,685 No, I was late and I was worried, so I just checked it out. 482 00:55:44,569 --> 00:55:48,946 - I thought we were being careful. - We were. 483 00:55:49,073 --> 00:55:54,613 I was ... I am. I was late and I was worried that I was pregnant. 484 00:55:55,872 --> 00:55:57,330 But you're not. 485 00:55:58,541 --> 00:56:01,114 No, I'm not. 486 00:56:03,755 --> 00:56:05,878 Great. 487 00:56:13,639 --> 00:56:17,886 - I'm sorry, honey. - It's no big deal. 488 00:56:19,437 --> 00:56:23,648 - You look sad. - I'm fine. 489 00:56:25,026 --> 00:56:27,813 - Are you disappointed? - No. 490 00:56:29,572 --> 00:56:33,617 Honest to God, I didn't want to be pregnant. 491 00:56:33,743 --> 00:56:36,151 I just, you know ... 492 00:56:36,287 --> 00:56:39,703 I was ... I thought ... 493 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,412 Well, maybe I am a little. 494 00:56:52,929 --> 00:56:56,843 Martin, you're 14-carat fuck-up! 495 00:56:56,974 --> 00:57:00,509 - Something wrong? - Goddam "smart mouth". 496 00:57:00,645 --> 00:57:04,856 You think people like that mouth? Mr big shot. 497 00:57:04,982 --> 00:57:07,652 - Why didn't you cut out that dump? - The Swallow? 498 00:57:07,777 --> 00:57:13,447 I say dump, you connect it with the Swallow. You know what a swallow is? 499 00:57:13,574 --> 00:57:18,949 - It's a bird. - Yeah, a loser bird. A dodo. 500 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,658 - He gave us a lot of business. - I told you to freeze him out. 501 00:57:23,793 --> 00:57:28,455 - The guy's got a family. - The whole country's full of families! 502 00:57:28,589 --> 00:57:32,089 - Business is business. Cut him off. - Fuck you. 503 00:57:32,218 --> 00:57:34,791 - Fuck me? Fuck you. - Fuck you! 504 00:57:34,929 --> 00:57:37,088 Fuck you, Martin. 505 00:57:42,895 --> 00:57:46,514 Good morning, officer. Top of the morning to you. 506 00:57:48,609 --> 00:57:54,445 Honey, I'll be home around six. Shall I pick you up some beer? 507 00:57:58,161 --> 00:58:01,115 Are you going to be okay? 508 00:58:02,415 --> 00:58:05,120 I hate that son-of-a-bitch. 509 00:58:05,251 --> 00:58:07,493 If you don't want to go back to work, don't go. 510 00:58:07,628 --> 00:58:09,787 Honey, it's what I do. 511 00:58:09,922 --> 00:58:13,754 I have spent my life stuffing more unneeded restaurant supplies - 512 00:58:13,885 --> 00:58:18,926 - on the shelves of more unneeded restaurants than any other salesman. 513 00:58:19,057 --> 00:58:24,299 I didn't finish college. I don't have a million bucks. What am I going to do? 514 00:58:24,437 --> 00:58:28,304 You've said you wanted to open up your own restaurant. 515 00:58:28,441 --> 00:58:33,103 - How? With what? - You can go to a bank. 516 00:58:33,237 --> 00:58:37,187 - Honey, it's complicated. - It's not that complicated. 517 00:58:37,325 --> 00:58:41,572 I'm making plenty of money to tide us over. 518 00:58:49,837 --> 00:58:53,206 I'm sorry. Just trying to help. 519 00:59:02,016 --> 00:59:04,851 - Favio wants you back. - Did he apologize? 520 00:59:04,977 --> 00:59:09,022 - You want a fucking dozen roses? - I should have decked him. 521 00:59:09,148 --> 00:59:11,355 You're a lunatic. 522 00:59:11,484 --> 00:59:16,775 In six more years, you get profit sharing and Favio's job. 523 00:59:16,864 --> 00:59:21,941 And I'm plugging Mrs Lyons and chewing the ass of guys like you and me. 524 00:59:22,078 --> 00:59:28,199 You didn't say that 3 months ago. Come on, what is it? 525 00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:31,917 - Does she want you out? - What? 526 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,754 Is she pushing you to get out? The permanent piece at home. 527 00:59:38,803 --> 00:59:44,046 - Don't start on her. - What the fuck is your problem? 528 00:59:44,183 --> 00:59:47,220 You don't go here, you don't go there. You have no job. 529 00:59:47,353 --> 00:59:50,140 You're as much fun as a stick. 530 00:59:50,398 --> 00:59:56,519 I'd cut him off, but it's your decision. I just wish you'd come back. 531 01:00:06,497 --> 01:00:08,407 I miss you, man. 532 01:00:24,390 --> 01:00:28,684 I know you did what you could. 533 01:00:28,895 --> 01:00:31,730 Thanks. 534 01:00:36,319 --> 01:00:38,276 In here. 535 01:00:40,948 --> 01:00:44,199 Are you going to play basketball? 536 01:00:44,952 --> 01:00:50,029 - Could I show you this first ... - Could you clean up some of this shit? 537 01:00:51,542 --> 01:00:56,085 - Did you get a turkey for tomorrow? - No, I got a ham. 538 01:00:56,214 --> 01:00:59,665 You can't have ham for Thanksgiving, you have to have a turkey. 539 01:00:59,801 --> 01:01:03,419 You'll have turkey sandwiches until Easter. 540 01:01:03,554 --> 01:01:06,721 - I told Bernie we'd have turkey. - You asked Bernie? 541 01:01:06,849 --> 01:01:11,179 - He's my friend. - Then I'll ask Joan. 542 01:01:11,312 --> 01:01:15,357 - They'll be at each other's throats. - Then don't invite her. 543 01:01:15,483 --> 01:01:19,777 - I will, she's my friend. - Suit yourself. 544 01:01:21,197 --> 01:01:26,025 - Did I do something wrong? - No. 545 01:01:28,037 --> 01:01:32,865 I went back to work today with my goddam tail between my legs. 546 01:01:39,424 --> 01:01:42,378 I'll leave you alone. 547 01:02:19,839 --> 01:02:24,216 I don't care what you did or who you were with. 548 01:02:24,344 --> 01:02:27,677 I would have appreciated a call and maybe a little help today. 549 01:02:27,805 --> 01:02:32,384 - I'm hung over, so shoot me. - Don't tempt me. 550 01:02:33,102 --> 01:02:37,100 Besides, they can't eat all this. Don't work so hard for Bernie. 551 01:02:38,775 --> 01:02:43,235 It's for Joan, too. Please put the cranberry sauce in that dish. 552 01:02:43,363 --> 01:02:47,028 All of these airs and graces are for Joan. 553 01:02:47,158 --> 01:02:52,449 It's for both. At least Joan sits down while she eats. 554 01:02:52,580 --> 01:02:56,364 She's a real lady, that one. 555 01:02:56,501 --> 01:03:02,124 You want me to make Bernie feel at home? I'll serve him some bread and Velveeta. 556 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:09,469 He's a better person than that bitch on wheels. She's trying to sabotage us. 557 01:03:09,597 --> 01:03:16,347 And he's full of comfort and support. He hates me and I'm slaving for him. 558 01:03:16,521 --> 01:03:19,391 - I did all the hard stuff. - You did not! 559 01:03:20,650 --> 01:03:23,567 - Danny, please, you did not! - I did, too. 560 01:03:23,736 --> 01:03:28,197 I mashed the potatoes, made the stuffing and a salad. You cooked the turkey. 561 01:03:28,324 --> 01:03:31,907 You son-of-a-bitch! I did all the shopping, all the preparations. 562 01:03:32,161 --> 01:03:35,447 Look at this goddam spread. 563 01:03:46,676 --> 01:03:51,919 God, she looks great. And she baked us a pie. That's terrific. 564 01:03:52,432 --> 01:03:57,972 Your vulgarian friend is downstairs denting innocent people's fenders. 565 01:04:05,403 --> 01:04:08,190 Nice feed. 566 01:04:08,698 --> 01:04:12,316 You got a terrific little homemaker. 567 01:04:21,461 --> 01:04:26,206 - Guess who's been asking about you. - Carmen? What did she say? 568 01:04:26,341 --> 01:04:30,338 - You're practically a married man. - Come on, what did she say? 569 01:04:30,470 --> 01:04:34,514 Basically, she's got this desire to GRAB YOUR JOINT! 570 01:04:35,892 --> 01:04:39,142 Shut up! Touchdown! 571 01:04:44,192 --> 01:04:47,276 It's official. I've become my mother. 572 01:04:47,403 --> 01:04:50,772 - Did he help at all? - Hardly. I hate this spoon. 573 01:04:50,907 --> 01:04:54,774 Let me tell you about Gary. 574 01:04:54,911 --> 01:05:01,827 He's tall. He's nice to me. He's intelligent. 575 01:05:02,835 --> 01:05:06,251 And he doesn't make me sleep in the wet spot. 576 01:05:06,381 --> 01:05:09,335 It's a trick. I bet he's a shit. 577 01:05:09,592 --> 01:05:12,878 I think he is truly concerned with my happiness. 578 01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:17,888 Then he'll be a big help next year, when we all come to your house. 579 01:05:18,017 --> 01:05:24,102 He's asked me out for New Year's. And did I mention that he is a lawyer? 580 01:05:25,692 --> 01:05:31,362 I have to meet him in half an hour so let's smoke this now. 581 01:05:33,866 --> 01:05:39,655 I haven't been stoned in ages. He doesn't like to smoke. 582 01:05:54,971 --> 01:05:57,972 Do I seem different to you? 583 01:06:00,601 --> 01:06:04,184 All I'm saying is that maid service is not included in the package - 584 01:06:04,313 --> 01:06:07,564 - and if you want to do this little domestic show in the future - 585 01:06:07,692 --> 01:06:10,812 - just be ready to handle the weight. 586 01:06:14,407 --> 01:06:20,659 I should have, but I didn't. I won't always follow your grand plan. 587 01:06:20,788 --> 01:06:24,738 - I don't have any grand plan. - Who invented sandwich night? 588 01:06:24,876 --> 01:06:28,458 That has nothing to do with this. All I'm asking for is help. 589 01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:33,131 Because you tried to turn this dinner into a damn Norman Rockwell painting. 590 01:06:33,259 --> 01:06:36,710 Please don't put this on the counter. See this black stuff? 591 01:06:36,846 --> 01:06:39,930 It gets in the porcelain, and then on my fingers. 592 01:06:40,058 --> 01:06:41,600 I'll make an effort. 593 01:06:41,726 --> 01:06:47,432 And make an effort to put these wrappers in the trash. Or flush them. 594 01:06:48,566 --> 01:06:50,938 You want me to waste 8 gallons of water - 595 01:06:51,069 --> 01:06:54,235 - so you don't have to see paper with "Tampax" written on it? 596 01:06:54,364 --> 01:06:58,693 You didn't even say "Tampax". Does it offend you that much? 597 01:06:58,826 --> 01:07:03,903 - Just hit the trash can or the toilet. - I'll work on my dunk shot. 598 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:08,334 You don't need all that shit. You look pretty the way you are. 599 01:07:08,461 --> 01:07:12,589 You look great the way you are. 600 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,920 Why do you wear all that stuff? To impress your boss? 601 01:07:18,638 --> 01:07:24,142 - Bernie says you go out with him. - I used to. It's no big secret. 602 01:07:24,644 --> 01:07:28,179 - Then why didn't I know about it? - You never asked. 603 01:07:28,314 --> 01:07:32,691 - Did you sleep with him? - No, we were bowling partners. 604 01:07:32,819 --> 01:07:37,481 So you fucked him, and you see him every goddam day. That's just great. 605 01:07:37,615 --> 01:07:43,736 I'm not sleeping around. If that's what you want, then have the balls to say so. 606 01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:49,833 - Where are you going? - I'm not staying here. 607 01:07:49,961 --> 01:07:52,831 - I'll leave. - Don't be ridiculous. You live here. 608 01:07:52,964 --> 01:07:55,336 We live here! 609 01:08:11,774 --> 01:08:14,859 He is not worth it. 610 01:08:14,986 --> 01:08:19,944 - I hate that number they play. - Establishing dominance? 611 01:08:20,033 --> 01:08:23,318 I feel like a fire hydrant that's been pissed on. 612 01:08:23,453 --> 01:08:27,497 Maybe it's job-related. He does sell toilet paper. 613 01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:36,836 I don't know what I'm doing. 614 01:08:37,884 --> 01:08:42,593 I feel like we're a couple of kids playing house. 615 01:08:43,431 --> 01:08:49,884 - What's it supposed to be like? - Holidays are hard on some guys. 616 01:08:51,272 --> 01:08:55,519 That's not it. I used the big "L" word. 617 01:08:55,651 --> 01:09:00,990 You tell someone you love them and all you get is a headache. 618 01:09:02,075 --> 01:09:06,119 - What's going on? - There's someone I want you to meet. 619 01:09:10,416 --> 01:09:16,537 - Nice to meet you. Excuse the attire. - She had a blow-out with her boyfriend. 620 01:09:18,508 --> 01:09:22,173 Guys can be real assholes sometimes. 621 01:09:22,303 --> 01:09:27,677 Get some sleep and it'll all get fixed in the morning. He'll come around. 622 01:09:27,934 --> 01:09:32,014 And if he doesn't, you can always move back in here. 623 01:10:16,858 --> 01:10:22,445 "And then an angel of the Lord descended upon the Virgin Mary" 624 01:10:22,572 --> 01:10:28,491 - What's "descended"? - Came down from out of the sky. 625 01:10:30,246 --> 01:10:35,323 "And then an angel of the Lord descended upon the Virgin Mary ... " 626 01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:38,164 What's a virgin? 627 01:10:40,757 --> 01:10:47,126 - That is someone who's never had sex. - What's sex? 628 01:10:49,432 --> 01:10:55,684 - Sex is how men and women make babies. - Are you a virgin? 629 01:10:57,190 --> 01:11:01,104 - No. - So you have a baby? 630 01:11:02,528 --> 01:11:08,816 No ... Men and women who don't want babies, also have sex. 631 01:11:08,951 --> 01:11:12,486 - What for? - For about 10 or 15 minutes. 632 01:11:16,584 --> 01:11:23,298 And Santa came down the chimney ... Dan, hold on a second. 633 01:11:28,304 --> 01:11:32,384 There's a broad who's dying to meet you. Come here. 634 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:36,016 This is Carmen. This is Danny. 635 01:11:39,315 --> 01:11:44,772 Bernie says you want to go dancing later on. Like, what time? 636 01:11:45,738 --> 01:11:49,024 I have to take a rain check tonight. 637 01:11:53,705 --> 01:11:57,572 Come dancing. We'll go to my place, have a party. 638 01:11:57,709 --> 01:12:03,545 - Play "Spin the Pickle". - I can't. There's been tension at home. 639 01:12:04,215 --> 01:12:10,170 I'm sorry about that, Dan. But Carmen is a sure thing. She's hot. 640 01:12:10,346 --> 01:12:13,798 She'll grab your joint on the dance floor. 641 01:12:13,891 --> 01:12:16,513 Merry Christmas, Bernie. 642 01:12:17,979 --> 01:12:20,268 Yeah, merry Christmas, Danny. 643 01:12:21,524 --> 01:12:25,652 My friend, Alan. How are you? 644 01:12:29,657 --> 01:12:31,484 Hold this for me, please. 645 01:12:47,425 --> 01:12:51,968 - Don't you think about me anymore? - Sure. 646 01:12:52,096 --> 01:12:57,636 - What we had was pretty good. - It was fine. 647 01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:02,353 Remember last year's party? What we did in here? 648 01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:08,187 - Steve, don't. Just turn on the lights. - I couldn't keep you from laughing. 649 01:13:09,947 --> 01:13:13,399 - There's somebody else now. - I don't see a ring. 650 01:13:13,534 --> 01:13:19,786 I don't need a ring, asshole. Look at me. Don't I look different? 651 01:13:19,957 --> 01:13:24,916 I'm in love, can't you tell? This has never happened to me before. 652 01:13:25,004 --> 01:13:29,631 I want to have ten kids with this guy. Jesus, doesn't it show? 653 01:13:31,552 --> 01:13:34,257 Does he love you? 654 01:13:35,681 --> 01:13:38,089 I don't know. 655 01:13:43,481 --> 01:13:45,723 Good luck. 656 01:13:51,364 --> 01:13:54,863 This is my boss, Steve. This is Dan. 657 01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:58,495 Take it easy, it's alright. 658 01:14:00,206 --> 01:14:02,364 Take it easy. 659 01:15:34,217 --> 01:15:37,134 This is great, honey. 660 01:15:42,058 --> 01:15:46,138 - You look very elegant in that suit. - My girlfriend picked it out. 661 01:15:46,270 --> 01:15:48,844 She did? 662 01:15:53,820 --> 01:16:00,190 To you ... to me ... to us. And to a happy New Year. 663 01:16:13,548 --> 01:16:15,706 Like it? 664 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:19,501 I used pecans in the dressing. 665 01:16:29,022 --> 01:16:34,941 This is Bernie. You with your girl? Get your ass down to Mother's now. 666 01:16:37,363 --> 01:16:42,405 - Bernie? - What's left of him. He's at Mother's. 667 01:16:43,369 --> 01:16:46,204 Everybody's at Mother's. 668 01:17:00,762 --> 01:17:03,679 - Let's go. - Are you sure? 669 01:17:21,824 --> 01:17:25,739 Happy New Year. I've been waiting for you. 670 01:17:25,870 --> 01:17:29,453 This is Crystal. I want to show you this bit. 671 01:17:29,582 --> 01:17:32,832 I won't let you go until you do it. 672 01:17:37,465 --> 01:17:43,088 - It gets old if you do it too much. - This is Debbie. Show her your tattoo. 673 01:17:43,221 --> 01:17:47,966 Let's get a drink. I'll be the Refrigerator, you be Payton. 674 01:17:50,144 --> 01:17:52,896 Danny, dance with me. 675 01:18:02,156 --> 01:18:04,943 - You look great. - So do you. 676 01:18:25,555 --> 01:18:27,263 Let's go. 677 01:18:43,197 --> 01:18:47,658 I bet you're terrific. I know I am. 678 01:18:47,744 --> 01:18:50,661 Maybe someday we'll find out. 679 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:56,449 Wait, wait ... now! 680 01:19:02,967 --> 01:19:07,012 Good to see you again. I've been waiting all night to see you. 681 01:19:07,180 --> 01:19:12,138 - How about now? - Right here? 682 01:19:15,855 --> 01:19:19,687 I couldn't tell you before. 683 01:19:19,817 --> 01:19:26,698 - Just one little kiss. - One New Year's kiss. 684 01:19:36,209 --> 01:19:39,660 - Joan, please. Calm down! - Get away from me! 685 01:19:39,796 --> 01:19:44,292 Let me get by. Get away from me. You are a son-of-a-bitch. 686 01:19:46,552 --> 01:19:49,090 You stay away from me. 687 01:19:57,563 --> 01:20:02,984 - Joan, what's wrong? - What the hell do you care? 688 01:20:03,111 --> 01:20:08,781 I care ... I'm sorry. I haven't been a good friend lately. 689 01:20:10,243 --> 01:20:14,905 - Nothing! Just leave me alone! - Just give us a minute. 690 01:20:15,039 --> 01:20:20,626 - I am such a fool. - Tell me. I'm your best friend. 691 01:20:20,753 --> 01:20:26,708 - He's going back with his wife. - I didn't even know he was married. 692 01:20:26,801 --> 01:20:30,051 Neither did I. 693 01:20:38,771 --> 01:20:44,940 - Chug it, Bernie. - I can't drink any more champagne. 694 01:20:48,156 --> 01:20:51,275 - I'm taking Joan home. - It's almost midnight. 695 01:20:51,409 --> 01:20:52,951 She's really a mess. 696 01:20:53,077 --> 01:20:57,407 She always falls apart so you have to take care of her. 697 01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:59,367 Gary just dumped her. 698 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:04,495 Proving to herself once again that all men are selfish bastards. 699 01:21:04,630 --> 01:21:07,881 That broad doesn't know a thing about keeping a guy happy. 700 01:21:08,009 --> 01:21:10,761 I'm surprised he didn't leave skid marks. 701 01:21:10,887 --> 01:21:13,841 - Just put her in a cab. - It's New Year's Eve. 702 01:21:13,973 --> 01:21:18,469 Give the cabbie $50 and maybe she'll get a New Year's pop. 703 01:21:18,603 --> 01:21:23,015 - Sometimes you're just slime. - Don't you see a pattern here? 704 01:21:23,149 --> 01:21:29,733 She puts her hooks in him and he tries for daylight and he's the asshole. 705 01:21:29,864 --> 01:21:32,948 No, you're the asshole! 706 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:44,033 - What the hell was that all about? - She needs me. 707 01:21:44,170 --> 01:21:48,666 - I need you. - To help you have a good time? 708 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,801 When was the last time we had a good time? 709 01:21:51,928 --> 01:21:58,511 Go back to your friends in the bar. The hooks are out, so run for daylight. 710 01:21:58,601 --> 01:22:03,892 That's great. Happy New Year. 711 01:22:15,952 --> 01:22:18,241 In here. 712 01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:38,506 I'm sorry. It's not working out, is it? 713 01:22:41,436 --> 01:22:43,559 Here we go. 714 01:22:46,983 --> 01:22:48,940 Just say it. 715 01:22:51,446 --> 01:22:55,775 Just say what you're going to say. 716 01:23:07,545 --> 01:23:11,709 I think one of us should move out. 717 01:23:15,636 --> 01:23:18,803 I do, too. 718 01:23:19,891 --> 01:23:23,010 I'm sorry. 719 01:23:23,811 --> 01:23:27,856 - I said I'm sorry. - What are you sorry for? 720 01:23:30,276 --> 01:23:35,816 I'm sorry that it didn't work out. I need some time. 721 01:23:36,699 --> 01:23:40,567 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 722 01:23:40,703 --> 01:23:46,243 You started strong and you're finishing like a wimp. Quit while you're ahead. 723 01:23:46,376 --> 01:23:50,788 - That's what I'm trying to do. - Let's see your face on that one. 724 01:23:54,092 --> 01:23:56,168 Do you mind? 725 01:23:56,511 --> 01:24:01,932 Good. I think we've been in the dark long enough. 726 01:24:10,983 --> 01:24:15,692 I know why I'm leaving. What killed it for you? 727 01:24:15,822 --> 01:24:20,116 The radical change in your lifestyle? Decided you wanted to travel light? 728 01:24:21,994 --> 01:24:26,573 Or did you fear someone better would come along while you were stuck with me? 729 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:31,832 Why can't you see it for what it is? Nothing more, nothing less. 730 01:24:32,130 --> 01:24:37,586 Two people committed to screwing until they get sick of each other? 731 01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:42,090 I don't want marriage. I don't want children. 732 01:24:43,516 --> 01:24:47,181 I don't want to be tied down. 733 01:24:49,105 --> 01:24:51,596 I'm not happy. 734 01:24:53,234 --> 01:24:58,311 I don't ... love you anymore. 735 01:25:05,121 --> 01:25:10,281 Fine. I'm gone. It's done. 736 01:25:11,586 --> 01:25:14,622 You can go back to doing whatever you want to do - 737 01:25:14,756 --> 01:25:19,418 - with whoever you want to do it with in whatever orifice you want to. 738 01:25:19,552 --> 01:25:23,881 You leave here knowing one thing. I never fooled around. 739 01:25:24,932 --> 01:25:32,145 Let's give the boy a medal. I didn't know it was such a sacrifice. 740 01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:26,072 Are you okay? 741 01:26:26,202 --> 01:26:31,362 Could you not be here tomorrow so I can pick up the rest of my stuff? 742 01:26:36,254 --> 01:26:41,592 Honey, I hope you find him someday. 743 01:27:16,836 --> 01:27:20,170 - I knew you'd be back on your feet. - You know what? I like women. 744 01:27:20,298 --> 01:27:23,133 I like all kinds of women. 745 01:27:23,259 --> 01:27:28,135 I especially like women I don't know very well. 746 01:27:28,306 --> 01:27:31,722 He's back. He's happening. 747 01:27:38,024 --> 01:27:41,191 This is the place. 748 01:27:41,861 --> 01:27:43,735 Tonight we ride. 749 01:27:43,863 --> 01:27:48,988 A bottle of your best cognac and fresh horses for the men. 750 01:27:51,037 --> 01:27:53,706 I have a little confession to make. 751 01:27:53,831 --> 01:27:59,288 When Ira told me he was fixing me up with Joan's best friend - 752 01:27:59,921 --> 01:28:05,377 - I was a tad apprehensive. You know how awful this can be, right? 753 01:28:05,510 --> 01:28:11,050 I was not the least bit prepared for her to be so charming and delightful. 754 01:28:11,182 --> 01:28:13,340 You're very sweet. 755 01:28:13,476 --> 01:28:19,514 And that accent. Couldn't you just listen to him all night? 756 01:28:20,233 --> 01:28:23,684 Colin's too bashful to mention it, but he's a whiz at card tricks. 757 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:27,402 Don't put me on the spot like that. 758 01:28:27,532 --> 01:28:31,232 Those are exquisite earrings. 759 01:28:33,037 --> 01:28:36,951 Where did this come from? Did you know it was up there? 760 01:28:49,303 --> 01:28:52,139 I'm going home. 761 01:29:06,112 --> 01:29:09,232 Good morning to you. 762 01:29:09,365 --> 01:29:14,111 I had such a wonderful time last night. You were so good. 763 01:29:14,245 --> 01:29:18,112 I have breakfast in the oven. I hope you like soufflé. 764 01:29:18,249 --> 01:29:21,001 And I talked to my mother ... 765 01:29:54,118 --> 01:29:56,325 Are we doing it here because it's exotic - 766 01:29:56,454 --> 01:29:59,621 - or are you having your place bombed for roaches? 767 01:30:06,923 --> 01:30:10,208 Do you live around here? 768 01:30:23,689 --> 01:30:27,734 - I'm sorry. - Are you going in? 769 01:30:29,195 --> 01:30:32,529 I really like you a lot. 770 01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:44,747 I can't do this. 771 01:30:44,877 --> 01:30:50,548 I have my eyes closed and I'm thinking you're somebody else. 772 01:30:50,675 --> 01:30:55,835 I'm really sorry. What am I going to do? 773 01:30:59,016 --> 01:31:03,892 You didn't close? Is that what you're telling me? 774 01:31:04,021 --> 01:31:07,853 - You leave a chick like that hanging? - I don't know. 775 01:31:07,984 --> 01:31:10,938 Tits and ass, tits and ass ... 776 01:31:12,613 --> 01:31:16,279 Bloody blue, bloody blue ... 777 01:31:17,785 --> 01:31:20,703 - I don't know. - So don't know. 778 01:31:20,830 --> 01:31:24,993 You want to sell your birthright for a bit of pussy? 779 01:31:25,418 --> 01:31:27,457 You back off! She was the best thing that ... 780 01:31:27,587 --> 01:31:33,340 She was the best fuck you ever had. You're thinking with your dick. 781 01:31:33,468 --> 01:31:38,710 No, I loved her. Don't you understand? I still love her. 782 01:31:39,807 --> 01:31:43,757 I understand. 783 01:31:46,397 --> 01:31:51,558 I do. You know this babe last night? 784 01:31:51,819 --> 01:31:54,820 You got her number or what? 785 01:31:54,947 --> 01:31:58,447 You've got problems. 786 01:32:00,328 --> 01:32:03,661 Don't ever lose your sense of humour. 787 01:32:23,017 --> 01:32:27,679 Hey, stranger. How's it going? 788 01:32:27,814 --> 01:32:34,267 We have a bad connection. I can't hear you. Let's talk over lunch. 789 01:32:34,404 --> 01:32:38,484 - You're serious? - Yeah, I am. Hang on a second. 790 01:32:43,788 --> 01:32:46,030 I'm sorry. 791 01:32:46,165 --> 01:32:50,377 I don't know what I was trying to figure out. These last few weeks ... 792 01:32:50,503 --> 01:32:53,076 They've been miserable. 793 01:32:53,214 --> 01:32:59,003 I can't stand going out or being at home, because it reminds me of you. 794 01:32:59,429 --> 01:33:01,137 I can't work. 795 01:33:01,431 --> 01:33:03,340 Everything is falling apart - 796 01:33:03,474 --> 01:33:08,813 - because I miss you. I need to see you again. 797 01:33:09,397 --> 01:33:11,852 I'll send you a picture. 798 01:33:13,401 --> 01:33:17,778 Just give me one more chance. 799 01:33:18,823 --> 01:33:23,200 I don't want you ever to bother me again. 800 01:33:56,778 --> 01:34:02,780 - Are you sure you want to be here? - It's St. Patrick's Day. 801 01:34:03,493 --> 01:34:08,155 - Guess who I met at the supermarket? - St. Patrick? 802 01:34:08,998 --> 01:34:12,747 I see we took our happy pill today. Danny. 803 01:34:14,003 --> 01:34:15,794 He said hello to me. 804 01:34:16,297 --> 01:34:18,918 I ignored him, so guess what he does. 805 01:34:19,050 --> 01:34:24,257 He starts screaming at the top of his lungs. "Hello! Hello!" 806 01:34:24,389 --> 01:34:27,425 Like a lunatic. I got the hell out of there. 807 01:34:27,517 --> 01:34:31,051 That guy is a maniac. 808 01:34:31,145 --> 01:34:38,358 Do you think he was hitting on me? To get back at you. 809 01:34:40,405 --> 01:34:42,942 Speak of the devil. 810 01:34:47,620 --> 01:34:51,036 Stop following me. I don't want to start drinking in the suburbs. 811 01:34:51,165 --> 01:34:55,033 - I love you. - Let's not get corny. 812 01:34:55,169 --> 01:34:58,704 - I love you. - I'm going home. 813 01:35:04,137 --> 01:35:07,671 - Just get away from me. - I love you. 814 01:35:07,807 --> 01:35:10,678 When we were together you couldn't say it. 815 01:35:10,810 --> 01:35:15,187 - I did say it. - Once. You didn't even mean it. 816 01:35:15,314 --> 01:35:18,648 - I did. I love you. - It will pass. 817 01:35:19,652 --> 01:35:23,187 - I miss you. I miss what we had. - We had nothing. 818 01:35:23,322 --> 01:35:29,990 - It's not true. It was the best. - We had nothing. We had good sex. 819 01:35:30,872 --> 01:35:34,075 Don't say that. I love you. 820 01:35:35,376 --> 01:35:39,208 Bullshit. You don't know what love is. 821 01:35:39,338 --> 01:35:41,461 You've got everything you've always wanted - 822 01:35:41,591 --> 01:35:45,375 - but now there's something you want that you can't have. 823 01:35:45,511 --> 01:35:49,924 But you had it. I gave you love. But you asked me to leave. 824 01:35:50,058 --> 01:35:52,809 Let's talk about it. 825 01:35:55,229 --> 01:36:01,102 It took me a long time to get over it, and it was so hard. 826 01:36:02,779 --> 01:36:06,990 Dan, get on with your life. It's over. 827 01:37:21,983 --> 01:37:27,439 Mr Martin. So nice of you to show up. The Prince of Plates is here. 828 01:37:43,463 --> 01:37:48,171 Vic, come on, where are you going. We're going to get you home. 829 01:37:48,301 --> 01:37:50,708 Get him a cab. 830 01:37:50,845 --> 01:37:54,380 - Give me a gin and tonic. - Last call was half an hour ago. 831 01:37:54,515 --> 01:37:59,094 - Give me one or I'll kill you. - Just one. 832 01:38:02,774 --> 01:38:08,894 I've always wanted to do this. I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks. 833 01:38:10,031 --> 01:38:14,574 And I didn't think you had a decent bone in your entire body. 834 01:38:14,702 --> 01:38:18,570 - Leave my bone out of this. - You're a filthy scumbag. 835 01:38:18,706 --> 01:38:21,458 And you dress for shit. 836 01:38:23,294 --> 01:38:27,541 A toast to Danny and Debbie. 837 01:38:31,886 --> 01:38:34,970 - They're better off anyway. - Fuckin' A. 838 01:38:35,431 --> 01:38:39,844 - She's happy, right? So is he. - Ecstatic. 839 01:38:40,853 --> 01:38:45,100 - I bet she starts banging her boss. - I bet he catches a disease. 840 01:38:47,110 --> 01:38:48,853 You know what? 841 01:38:48,986 --> 01:38:52,071 If you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head. 842 01:38:52,532 --> 01:38:58,368 You're a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit - 843 01:38:58,496 --> 01:39:04,036 - clearly in the middle of a deep homosexual panic. 844 01:39:05,753 --> 01:39:08,838 So you want to dance or what? 845 01:40:05,313 --> 01:40:08,267 - I love it. - To you, this is culture. 846 01:40:08,399 --> 01:40:11,186 To me, it's soda pop. 847 01:40:12,070 --> 01:40:14,774 Everyone said you were dead. They said - 848 01:40:14,906 --> 01:40:18,855 - "Dan is dead", but I said "No, no". 849 01:40:18,993 --> 01:40:22,409 "He was my best friend. He would've called me for the funeral." 850 01:40:23,206 --> 01:40:27,334 - Hello, Litko. - Shut up and cut the small talk. 851 01:40:29,212 --> 01:40:32,996 I have a deal for you. I have some tall fountain glasses. 852 01:40:34,133 --> 01:40:35,877 Where did you find those? 853 01:40:36,010 --> 01:40:41,633 I have matching banana boats. And take a fucking look at this. 854 01:40:41,849 --> 01:40:47,804 A shitload of Fiestaware. All yours at the low Litko discount. 855 01:40:48,147 --> 01:40:52,192 - How much? - 100% off. 856 01:40:52,610 --> 01:40:57,568 - Bernie, I can't do that. - Come on, I can't do better than that. 857 01:40:57,865 --> 01:41:00,439 - I can't. - I stole it. 858 01:41:00,576 --> 01:41:02,735 You did not. 859 01:41:02,870 --> 01:41:06,571 I tell you I'm a thief, and you call me a liar. 860 01:41:06,707 --> 01:41:09,377 Nice guy. What's this? 861 01:41:09,502 --> 01:41:13,452 A menu? A pink menu? 862 01:41:23,433 --> 01:41:28,011 $4.95 for a burger? I can get one down the street for $1.50. 863 01:41:28,187 --> 01:41:32,980 No parking. You won't catch me around here. 864 01:41:33,109 --> 01:41:37,854 Awnings. Nice touch, Danny. The place ought to do okay. 865 01:41:38,030 --> 01:41:41,814 You'll meet a nice girl, settle down, get married. 866 01:41:41,951 --> 01:41:44,620 She'll divorce you and take your money. 867 01:41:45,580 --> 01:41:47,987 "You learn from your mistakes." 868 01:41:48,124 --> 01:41:52,501 "Man is the one animal that has that capacity." 869 01:41:52,920 --> 01:41:57,962 "And in the end, what do you have? You have your friends." 870 01:41:58,092 --> 01:42:03,003 It's not really therapy. It's like a workshop. 871 01:42:03,139 --> 01:42:08,015 Don't you think it's about time you tried helping yourself? 872 01:42:08,144 --> 01:42:11,762 It's not me helping myself. It's you helping myself. 873 01:42:11,898 --> 01:42:18,150 This workshop was made for you. A weekend dealing with rage and anger. 874 01:42:18,279 --> 01:42:23,819 With men and women. Sharing. Working out their hate. 875 01:42:23,910 --> 01:42:27,113 I'm sick of hating. Don't you understand? 876 01:42:27,246 --> 01:42:33,367 - I don't think I have any hate left. - Yes, you do. You just don't know it. 877 01:42:33,461 --> 01:42:39,795 Just wait a second. I'll tell you something about yourself. 878 01:42:39,884 --> 01:42:42,838 You and this psycho-babble are full of shit. 879 01:42:42,970 --> 01:42:46,968 You did everything in your power to break us up. 880 01:42:47,100 --> 01:42:49,637 Don't you dare tell me about friendship. 881 01:42:55,942 --> 01:42:59,809 I'm such a bitch. 882 01:43:00,738 --> 01:43:04,818 How do you put up with me? 883 01:43:04,951 --> 01:43:08,367 If I didn't love you so much, I'd throw you out the window. 884 01:43:15,461 --> 01:43:20,123 Will you look at those nipples? T-shirt, blue shorts. 885 01:43:20,258 --> 01:43:24,469 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you pulling my leg? 886 01:43:24,679 --> 01:43:29,804 - That is a sensitive lady. - I think I can see her beaver. 887 01:43:30,268 --> 01:43:33,103 - I'm telling you. - Get out of here. 888 01:43:34,355 --> 01:43:37,439 - See? - I can't make it out. 889 01:43:37,775 --> 01:43:42,022 - When she bends over. Top of her legs. - I know where it is! 890 01:43:42,155 --> 01:43:44,824 You have to look really close. 891 01:43:48,035 --> 01:43:53,326 That fucking pisses me off. How does she get off with that? 892 01:43:53,791 --> 01:43:58,952 Coming to the ballpark. Flaunting her body. 893 01:43:59,088 --> 01:44:04,593 What's a fellow to think? A fellow comes here to play ball, right? 894 01:44:04,719 --> 01:44:09,215 We're talking about space. Recreational fucking space! 895 01:44:09,348 --> 01:44:13,477 - Are you alright? - Do I look alright? 896 01:44:13,603 --> 01:44:18,561 - You look fine. - Then let's assume I'm alright. 897 01:44:23,821 --> 01:44:28,033 Look at those ... Shit. It's what's-her-name. 898 01:44:34,248 --> 01:44:38,080 Pretend you don't see her. Don't look at her. 899 01:44:44,801 --> 01:44:47,588 - Now she sees you. - For Christ's sake. 900 01:44:47,720 --> 01:44:53,675 The way I see it, either you can stay here and keep blaming me - 901 01:44:57,563 --> 01:45:02,391 - or go talk to him and only have yourself to blame. 902 01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:12,783 Perfect. 903 01:45:27,468 --> 01:45:31,513 - Could you excuse us? - Sure, go ahead. 904 01:45:31,639 --> 01:45:36,100 - Come on, man. - Don't be a jerk your whole life. 905 01:45:37,270 --> 01:45:40,271 She said don't be an asshole. 906 01:45:40,398 --> 01:45:44,265 You're trying ... you want to talk. Go ahead. 907 01:45:44,402 --> 01:45:48,980 Want a hot dog? Deb, you want a hot Italian sausage? 908 01:45:57,790 --> 01:46:03,414 - How have you been? - Great. You look great. 909 01:46:04,714 --> 01:46:07,964 Thanks. So do you. 910 01:46:15,391 --> 01:46:20,137 - I'm sorry things got so screwed up. - I'm sorry, too. 911 01:46:24,901 --> 01:46:29,029 That's really all I wanted to say. 912 01:46:33,451 --> 01:46:39,038 - We really ripped it to shreds. - It wasn't that bad. 913 01:46:40,166 --> 01:46:45,291 As bad as it got, I really think it was the best thing around. 914 01:46:47,590 --> 01:46:53,011 I thought it was to be the way it was with my parents. 915 01:46:53,096 --> 01:46:57,176 I just wish I hadn't pushed. Maybe if we'd gone slower ... 916 01:46:57,308 --> 01:47:00,060 No, it was me. 917 01:47:01,771 --> 01:47:07,275 - I thought it would be different ... - Than what it was really like. 918 01:47:07,402 --> 01:47:11,862 Me, too. Maybe we were just too naive. 919 01:47:13,783 --> 01:47:19,868 - Maybe we knew too much. - That, too. 920 01:47:21,582 --> 01:47:26,825 But how can you be against freedom? Freedom's good. 921 01:47:30,675 --> 01:47:34,091 You have to believe in something. 922 01:47:37,682 --> 01:47:43,518 I want you to know that when we were together ... I was really happy. 923 01:47:53,322 --> 01:47:55,149 I've got to go. 924 01:47:59,787 --> 01:48:04,496 - Could we have dinner sometime? - Yeah, we could. 925 01:48:08,045 --> 01:48:12,292 My roommate is going out of town for the weekend - 926 01:48:12,425 --> 01:48:16,090 - and I don't have any special plans for tonight even. 927 01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:19,672 If you were in the neighbourhood, we could do Chinese or something. 928 01:48:19,807 --> 01:48:25,050 - I know a great new restaurant. - Let's just go to some old joint. 929 01:48:25,605 --> 01:48:29,270 It's not new. It's an old joint that's been re ... 930 01:48:45,666 --> 01:48:48,870 Let's sit with this a while. 931 01:48:49,378 --> 01:48:52,083 I'll ride off into the sunset. 932 01:48:52,757 --> 01:48:57,170 - Mind if I watch? - I was hoping you would. 933 01:49:00,306 --> 01:49:04,635 I can't believe we're doing this. Why are we doing this? 934 01:49:13,277 --> 01:49:16,777 Boy, she had a bug up her ass. 935 01:49:22,495 --> 01:49:27,371 I'm going to stick around all day with that face, with that attitude? 936 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:31,961 You're no good to the team. Get lost ... Come on, go home. 937 01:49:45,226 --> 01:49:47,598 Isn't this a coincidence. 938 01:49:47,728 --> 01:49:50,302 I was thinking ... 939 01:49:50,773 --> 01:49:52,433 What?