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(DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else.
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(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
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- (STICK TAPPING)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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Uh, from the top.
Ready. One, two, three.
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(STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY)
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(BEAT PICKING UP)
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(RHYTHMICALLY)
One, two, three, four.
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- Stay on the beat.
- (PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)
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Two, three, four.
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That's C-sharp, horns.
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(BLOWING SHARPLY)
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Two, three...
I see you, Caleb.
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Rachel, now you.
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Forgot my sax, Mr. G.
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Okay, she forgot her sax.
And now, all you, Connie.
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Go for it!
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(PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)
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BOY: Way to go!
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(STUDENTS GIGGLING)
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(CONNIE SIGHS)
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Hang on, hang on.
What are y'all laughing at?
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So Connie got a little lost in it.
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That's a good thing.
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Look, I remember one time
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my dad took me to this jazz club,
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and that's the last place I wanted to be.
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But then I see this guy,
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and he's playing these chords
with fourths on it,
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and then with the minor...
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- (MINOR KEYS PLAY)
- Oh, oh, whoo.
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Then he adds the inner voices,
and it's like he's...
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It's like he's singing.
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And I swear, the next thing I know...
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(PLAYS CASCADING NOTES)
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...it's like he floats off the stage.
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(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
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That guy was lost in the music.
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He was in it, and he took
the rest of us with him.
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(CONTINUES PLAYING
MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
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And I wanted to learn...
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(PLAYING CHORDS)
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...how to talk like that.
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That's when I knew...
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I was born to play.
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(PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE)
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Connie knows what I mean.
Right, Connie?
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I'm 12.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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I'll be right back.
Practice your scales.
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Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner.
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(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
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(CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor.
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- Hey!
- Not you, though, you're good.
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- (WHISPERS) He's not.
- (CHUCKLES)
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What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?
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I wanted to deliver
the good news personally.
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No more part-time for you.
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You're now our full-time band teacher.
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- (GROANS SOFTLY)
- Job security.
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Medical insurance. Pension.
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Wow. That's, uh, great.
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Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe.
Permanently.
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(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
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(INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING
DISCORDANTLY)
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LIBBA: After all these years,
my prayers have been answered.
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A full-time job.
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Working man, coming through.
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Yeah, Mom, but I...
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You're going to tell them yes, right?
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Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.
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You always got a plan.
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Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too,
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- for when your plan falls through.
- (WOMAN GROANING)
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- A backup plan never hurts.
- (JOE SIGHS)
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Joey, we didn't struggle
giving you an education
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so you could be a middle-aged man
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washing your underwear in my shop.
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Walking around with a hole in his pants.
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- Yeah, but...
- With this job, you'll be able
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to put that dead-end gigging behind you.
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And Lord knows we need
more teachers in this world.
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And just think,
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playing music will finally
be your real career.
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So you're going to tell them yes, right?
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Please say yes.
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Yeah, definitely.
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LIBBA: Good.
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- (JOE SIGHS)
- (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)
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Hello?
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How you been, Mr. G?
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Uh, it's Curley. Lamont.
Lamont Baker.
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Hey, Curley!
Hey, good to hear your voice, man.
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Uh... Listen.
You can call me Joe now, Curley.
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I'm not your teacher anymore.
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CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner.
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Hey, look, I'm the new drummer
in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,
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and we're kickin' off our tour
with a show at The Half Note tonight.
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Dorothea Williams!
Are you kidding me?
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Are you kidding me?
Congratulations, man. Wow!
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I would die a happy man
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if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.
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CURLEY: Oh, well,
this could be your lucky day.
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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (CAR HORN BLARES)
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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)
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- CURLEY: Whew, there he is.
- Hey, Curley.
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Leon skipping town
really put us in a bind, man.
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- Yeah. Uh, I'll bet.
- I'm glad you made it.
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My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you
on a set last year in Brooklyn.
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Said you were great.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, you know,
for a coffee shop.
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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)
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CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea.
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This is the cat I was telling you about.
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My old middle school band teacher,
Mr. Gardner.
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Call me Joe, Dorothea.
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Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams.
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It's a pleasure. Wow.
This is amazing.
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CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son.
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So, we're down to
middle school band teachers now.
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Get on up here, Teach,
we ain't got all day.
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(BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC)
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- What... What are we playin'?
- (HITS NOTE ON PIANO)
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(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY)
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(PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS)
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(PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES)
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(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
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(CONTINUES PLAYING
IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES)
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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Uh, sorry.
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I zoned out a little back there.
(CHUCKLES)
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Joe Gardner, where have you been?
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I've been, uh, teaching,
middle school band.
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Uh, but on the weekends, I...
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- You got a suit?
- Uh...
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Get a suit, Teach.
A good suit.
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Back here tonight.
First show's at 9:00.
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Soundcheck's at 7:00.
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We'll see how you do.
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Yes! Whoo-hoo!
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You see that, Dad?
That's what I'm talking about!
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Hey, look up, look up.
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You know what that's gonna say?
Joe Gardner!
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(JOE LAUGHS)
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You're never gonna believe
what just happened.
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I did it. I got the gig. Yes!
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I... I know.
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Dorothea Williams!
Can you believe it?
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Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt!
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Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay?
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Forget class. I'm in a different class.
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I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy.
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You know what I'm saying? I'm...
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- (BARKS)
- Whoa! Sorry!
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- (HORN BLARES)
- (GASPS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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What the...
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(ECHOING) Hello?
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Hello?
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(SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
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What the...
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(WHIMPERS)
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!
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(SIGHS) Hello.
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Oh, what's your name, honey?
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Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.
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Look, I'm not supposed to be here.
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Ah. Must have been sudden for you.
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You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old.
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Been waiting a long time for this.
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- For what?
- The Great Beyond.
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JOE: The Great Beyond?
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- As in, as in beyond life?
- Yeah.
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- That's death right there?
- (SPEAKING INUKTITUT)
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(IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it?
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No, no, no, listen.
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I have a gig tonight.
I can't die now.
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MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES)
Well, I really don't think
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you have a lot to say about this.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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I'm not dying the very day
I got my shot. I'm due.
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Heck, I'm overdue.
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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I'm outta here.
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I don't think you're supposed
to go that way.
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This can't happen.
I'm not dyin' today.
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Not when my life just started.
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(CRACKLES)
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What was that?
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Wait. I'm not finished.
I gotta get back.
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I don't wanna die!
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I'm not done.
I'm not done. Run!
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- Why aren't you running?
- I don't know.
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- What's wrong with you people?
- MALE SOUL: I don't know.
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(JOE PANTING)
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(FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN)
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JOE: (IN ENGLISH)
I'm not done. (GRUNTING)
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Ahh!
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(CRACKLING CONTINUES)
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(GASPS) Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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(PANTING)
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Help! I'm not done.
I gotta get back.
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Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
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- (LAUGHTER)
- (JOE GASPS)
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- (JOE GASPS)
- (NEW SOUL GIGGLES)
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(NEW SOULS GIGGLING)
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What?
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- (CRUNCHES)
- Ow!
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Now, now, everyone,
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let's give the mentor some room.
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Sorry, new souls.
37, that's enough.
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Hey, everyone, look here.
(SING-SONG) Quiet coyote.
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Shh. Quiet coyote.
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Who... Who are you?
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I am the coming together
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of all quantized fields of the universe.
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Appearing in a form
your feeble human brain can comprehend.
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- What?
- You can call me Jerry.
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Jerry, okay.
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Uh, hey, is this heaven?
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(LAUGHS) No.
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Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?
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NEW SOUL: Hell.
NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell.
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- Shh. Quiet coyote.
- NEW SOUL: Hell.
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It's easy to get turned around.
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This isn't the Great Beyond.
It's the Great Before.
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The Great Before?
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Oh. We call it the You Seminar now.
Rebranding.
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(NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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NEW SOUL 1: Hell.
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NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here!
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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Does this mean I'm dead?
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Not yet.
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Your body's in a holding pattern.
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It's complicated.
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I'll get you back to your group.
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00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,823
(GASPS)
248
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,700
(JOE WHIMPERS)
249
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,121
Come on, little souls, get on up here.
250
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,293
Welcome to the You Seminar.
251
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,338
You are in for a treat.
252
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,678
(CLICKING)
253
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,519
- Mm, that's weird.
- What is it?
254
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,521
- The count's off.
- Excuse me?
255
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:01,067
There's a soul missing.
The count's off.
256
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,361
Huh.
257
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,657
Okay, first stop
is the Excitable Pavilion.
258
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,492
You four. In you go.
259
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,374
(WHIRRING)
260
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,335
(ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
261
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,172
You five, you'll be aloof.
And you two, why not?
262
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,636
Oh, wait a minute.
263
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,387
This is where personalities come from?
264
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,265
Of course. Do you think people
are just born with them?
265
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,184
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
266
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,189
So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?
267
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,358
Well, they use the Earth portal.
268
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,699
Once they get a complete personality,
of course.
269
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,118
Hello? Hello?
270
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,040
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
271
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,381
NEW SOUL: Goodbye.
272
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,680
NEW SOUL 2: Whee!
273
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,474
Whoo-hoo!
274
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,143
(JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
275
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,687
- (WHOOSHING)
- (YELPS) Wait, wait, wait.
276
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,242
(EXCITED CHATTER)
277
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,001
(NEW SOULS WHOOPING)
278
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,794
- (JOE SIGHS)
- (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES)
279
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,629
You sure get lost a lot.
280
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,965
COUNSELOR JERRY D:
All righty, mentors.
281
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,508
- Just find your name here...
- Hello, Jerry...
282
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,592
COUNSELOR JERRY D:
...and join us inside.
283
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,677
...got a lost mentor for you.
284
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,886
Thanks, Jerry.
285
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,514
Uh, look, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to be here.
286
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,849
I understand.
287
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,350
Mentoring isn't for everyone.
288
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,768
You're more than welcome to opt out.
289
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,146
(GASPS) Actually, on second thought,
290
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,399
you know, the mentoring sounds like fun.
291
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,776
I'm glad to hear it.
Jerry will take it from here.
292
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,571
Thanks, Jerry.
Head right on over there to Jerry.
293
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:10,739
Thank you, Jerry.
294
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,823
JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry?
295
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,283
Good luck!
296
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,035
Jerry, we've got a problem.
297
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,494
Oh, hello, there, Terry.
298
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,204
The count's off.
299
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,123
(CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that.
300
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,875
The count hasn't been off in centuries.
301
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,462
151,000 souls go into
the Great Beyond every day.
302
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,465
That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry.
303
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,925
1.75 souls per second.
304
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,053
And I count every single one of 'em.
305
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,220
Yep. I'm aware.
306
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,057
It's my job to keep track
of this stuff, Jerry.
307
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,433
I'm the accountant.
308
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,560
And we all think
you're doing a wonderful job,
309
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,062
- don't we, everyone?
- Absolutely.
310
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,146
Looks good from where this guy's standing.
311
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,230
COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no.
312
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,983
I'm always counting.
I'm counting right now.
313
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,944
You blinked five times
since I started talking. Six.
314
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,113
Right. Since accounting is your job,
315
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,199
why don't you figure out the problem?
316
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,201
- Maybe I will.
- Wonderful.
317
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,827
(SNAPS FINGERS)
318
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,498
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)
319
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,209
Hello again, Terry.
320
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,502
Don't play dumb with me.
321
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,756
Okay, here we go.
322
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,965
(KNUCKLES CRACK)
323
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,426
"A."
324
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,023
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
325
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,485
Hello, there, mentors.
326
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,655
I'm Jerry, a counselor here
at the You Seminar.
327
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,950
Now you don't remember it,
but you've been here before.
328
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,953
But don't worry,
forgetting the trauma of childbirth
329
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,414
is one of the great gifts of the universe.
330
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,457
Here at the You Seminar,
331
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:48,670
all new souls are given unique
and individual personalities.
332
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,173
I'm an agreeable skeptic
who's cautious yet flamboyant.
333
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:56,261
I'm an irritable wallflower
who's dangerously curious.
334
00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:01,182
I'm a manipulative megalomaniac
who's intensely opportunistic.
335
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,601
Oh-ho, this one might be a handful.
336
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,228
But that's Earth's problem.
337
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,648
You'll notice these souls
are all missing something.
338
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,733
What goes in this spot?
339
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,319
Well, these souls need their "spark."
340
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,572
And that's where you come in.
341
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,907
Maybe you will find their spark
342
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,659
in the Hall of Everything,
343
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:24,080
where literally anything
on Earth could inspire.
344
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,250
Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You,
345
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:32,213
featuring a selection of moments
from your own inspiring life.
346
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,882
And just what is this spark?
347
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,217
(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)
348
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,555
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
349
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,639
(CHUCKLES)
350
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,893
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
351
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,937
I know you're all excited to get to work,
352
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,482
so good luck finding the spark.
353
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,484
- (APPLAUSE)
- Find the spark.
354
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,776
Wow, that was informative.
355
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,364
Now, it's time for my favorite
part of the program,
356
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,993
matching you mentors with your soul mates.
357
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,954
Our first mentor is Maria Martinez.
358
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,373
- (APPLAUSE)
- Maria, come on down.
359
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,542
Maria was a rare disease specialist
360
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,544
from the University of Mexico.
361
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,714
I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)
362
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,674
She'll be matched
with one of my favorites,
363
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:21,596
soul number 108,210, 121,415.
364
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,557
- (APPLAUSE)
- Congratulations! Off you go.
365
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,936
Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson.
366
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,520
(APPLAUSE)
367
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,775
Dr. Börgensson
is a world-renowned child psychologist
368
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,653
who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize.
369
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,781
I see pain, death, destruction.
370
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,617
- How about now?
- A pretty butterfly.
371
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,743
(ALL GASP)
372
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,621
Dr. Börgensson will be matched
with soul number 22.
373
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,751
Oh, we're gonna get into this now.
Excuse me.
374
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,755
22, you come out of
this dimension right now.
375
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,215
22: (GRUNTS) How many times
do I have to tell you?
376
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,424
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- I don't wanna go to Earth.
377
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,051
- Stop fighting this, 22.
- 22: I don't wanna.
378
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,177
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
You will go to Earth
379
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,262
- and have a life.
- 22: Make me!
380
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,265
22 has been at the You Seminar
for quite some time
381
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,892
and has had such
notable mentors as Gandhi,
382
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,019
Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.
383
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,771
(LAUGHS) I made her cry.
384
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,022
COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that.
385
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,107
22: Put me down.
386
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,025
We're truly glad to have you here,
Dr. Börgensson.
387
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,902
- (GRUNTS)
- (22 WHIMPERS)
388
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,698
It is an honor having you
prepare 22 for Earth.
389
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,992
I'm gonna make you wish you never died.
390
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,286
Most people wish that, 22.
391
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:29,247
- (22 CHUCKLES)
- Off you go. Bye!
392
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,499
(JOE GRUNTS)
393
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,584
(MUSIC PLAYING)
394
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,545
Where are we?
395
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,213
BJORN: That's great progress.
396
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,924
You should be very proud.
Step by step.
397
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,260
In celebration of
Dr. Börgensson's body of work,
398
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,262
we are pleased to present him
this honorary...
399
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,930
BJORN: These past few weeks,
I have seen such growth.
400
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,390
So many people I'd like to thank,
of course.
401
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,475
Okay, look,
I'm sure your life was amazing
402
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,935
and you did amazing things,
403
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,061
but here's what we're gonna do.
404
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,688
We're gonna stand here
in silence for a little bit,
405
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,398
then we go back out, you say you tried,
406
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,026
I go back to not living my non-life
and you go to the Great Beyond.
407
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,569
- No, look.
- Talk all you want, Bjorn.
408
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,070
It's not gonna work, anyway.
409
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,489
I've had thousands of mentors
who failed and now hate me.
410
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,657
Mother Teresa...
411
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,744
I have compassion for every soul.
412
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,412
Except you. I don't like you.
413
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:10,580
Copernicus...
414
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,082
The world doesn't revolve around you, 22.
415
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,250
Muhammad Ali...
416
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,753
You are the greatest pain in the butt.
417
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:17,962
Marie Antoinette...
418
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,006
Nobody can help you! Nobody!
419
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,257
Thanks, but no thanks, Doc.
420
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,176
I already know everything about Earth,
421
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,344
and it's not worth the trouble.
422
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,471
Come on, don't you want
to fill out your pass?
423
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,598
(SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here.
424
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,766
I have my routine.
425
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,726
I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,
426
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:32,977
and then, like, once a week,
427
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,771
they make me come
to one of these You Seminars.
428
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,272
It's not great, but I know what to expect.
429
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,775
Look, kid, I'm not...
Can I just be honest with you?
430
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,027
I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein
431
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,653
or whatever his name is.
I'm not even a mentor.
432
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,238
Not a mentor?
433
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,492
Ah... (LAUGHING)
434
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,285
Reverse psychology.
435
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,038
You really are a good shrink, Doctor.
436
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,456
Carl Jung already tried that.
437
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:56,292
Stop talking!
My unconscious mind hates you!
438
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,044
(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY)
Is there any way
439
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,712
to show a different life in this place?
440
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,556
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
441
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,644
Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?
442
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,230
It's my life.
443
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,564
Um, excuse me, what's going on here?
444
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,984
Binaca breath spray?
Cheap cologne?
445
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,696
Man, who curated this exhibit?
446
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,198
(CHUCKLES) You did.
447
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,700
(RAPPING ON TV)
♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems
448
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,286
JOE: Oh, my goodness.
It's Cedric's rap group. No!
449
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,497
♪ Now everybody bow down
To the Kings of Queens ♪
450
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,250
No, don't look at that stuff.
Let's look over here.
451
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,836
YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go.
452
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,129
I don't like jazz.
453
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,089
Black improvisational music.
454
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,508
It's one of our great contributions
to American culture.
455
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,510
At least give it a chance, Joey.
456
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,595
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
457
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,140
This is where it all started.
458
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:55,184
This is the moment where
I fell in love with jazz.
459
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:57,937
Listen to that.
460
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,439
See, the tune is just an excuse
to bring out the you.
461
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,609
And that's why I became a jazz musician.
462
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,113
WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for.
463
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,991
Wait a minute, that's not how
I remember it going down.
464
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,243
Come back when you have something.
465
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,704
- Sorry, Joe.
- Sorry, Joe.
466
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,247
MAN: We're looking
for something different.
467
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,249
Two, three, four.
468
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,334
(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
469
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,593
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
470
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,897
My life was meaningless.
471
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,982
(EKG BEEPING)
472
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,115
No, no, no.
473
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:52,450
No, I will not accept this.
474
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:55,745
Kid, give me that badge.
I'm goin' back to my body.
475
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,289
Oh, yeah, sure. Here.
476
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:10,092
Unless it becomes an Earth Pass,
I'm stuck with it.
477
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,719
(JOE SIGHS)
478
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,931
Well, what if I help you
turn it into an Earth Pass?
479
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,098
Will you give it to me then?
480
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,101
Wait...
481
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:23,105
I've never thought of that.
I'd get to skip life.
482
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,732
So, yes!
483
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,068
But we gotta get
this thing to change first,
484
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,111
and I've never been able
to get it to change.
485
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,322
Come on.
I know all about sparks.
486
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,282
Because mine is piano.
487
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,493
(PLAYING TRILLING NOTES)
488
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:47,463
- Really? Nothin' at all?
- 22: Eh.
489
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:51,801
Oh, no, not jazz, just music.
I don't like music sounds.
490
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,761
It feels like a little too much.
491
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,596
(SIGHS)
492
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,181
Well, I'm not going out like this.
493
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,850
Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything?
494
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,644
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)
495
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,272
JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back.
496
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,564
22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal.
497
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,900
By the way, why do you sound
like a middle-aged white lady?
498
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:08,985
I don't.
499
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,194
- This is all an illusion.
- Huh?
500
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,654
This whole place is a hypothetical.
501
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,864
(IN MALE VOICE) I could sound
like this if I wanted to.
502
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,491
(IN KID'S VOICE)
Or sound like this instead.
503
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,826
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I could even sound like you.
504
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,119
(IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair.
505
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,539
I don't wanna die.
Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!
506
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,458
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice
because it annoys people.
507
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,710
It's very effective.
508
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,713
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
509
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,133
- (JOE GASPS)
- Don't worry, they're fine.
510
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,592
(ALL GIGGLING)
511
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,261
You can't crush a soul here.
512
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:36,804
That's what life on Earth is for.
513
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,389
JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty.
514
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,560
Okay. Here we are.
515
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,895
This is the Hall of Everything.
516
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,439
JOE: Whoa!
517
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,277
(CAMERA CLICKS)
518
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:56,949
Yes!
519
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,290
- Whoa.
- Congratulations!
520
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:05,374
So, where do you want to start?
521
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,500
Come on.
522
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:10,713
Croissants, cakes.
Baking could be your spark.
523
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,132
Yeah! But, um, I don't get it.
524
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,176
- Just smell it.
- Can't, and neither can you.
525
00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:16,385
What?
526
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,387
You're right. I can't smell.
527
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,514
We can't...
We can't taste, either?
528
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,391
All that stuff is in your body.
529
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:26,729
- No smell, no taste.
- Or touch. See?
530
00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:32,693
Okay, I get it. Moving on.
531
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:34,487
Isn't this exciting?
532
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,405
The fire is so pretty.
533
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:37,865
I kinda wanna let it spread.
534
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:38,949
Nope.
535
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,160
Hands are hard.
536
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,787
How about a librarian?
They're cool.
537
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,163
Yes, amazing.
538
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,706
Who wouldn't like working
at a thankless job
539
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,125
you're always in danger of
losing due to budget cuts?
540
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,086
Though I do like the idea
of randomly shushing people.
541
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,379
- Look, obviously this...
- Shh!
542
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,630
Oh, yeah, that's good.
543
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:54,382
Meh.
544
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:56,258
Meh.
545
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,094
Meh.
546
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,890
- Meh.
- (JOE SIGHING)
547
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,353
JOE: Well, I think that's everything.
548
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,397
- 22: Sorry.
- You told me you'd try.
549
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,649
I did. I'm telling the truth.
550
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,526
If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar.
551
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,027
Unlike Abraham Lincoln.
552
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,196
You're really okay being on a penny?
553
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,073
Well, of course. It's an honor.
554
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,534
Okay, but they put
Andrew Jackson on the 20.
555
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:22,701
Jackson!
556
00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,745
What can I say, Joe?
Earth is boring.
557
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:25,913
Well, what else can we do, then?
558
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,081
Because we're running out of time.
559
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,958
Yeah, you know,
time's not really a thing here.
560
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,626
- (ELECTRONIC CHIMES)
- COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up!
561
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,837
Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad.
562
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,505
22 here can be a bit of a challenge.
563
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,215
Even though I can't feel it,
please don't touch me.
564
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,050
So, let's get you to the Great Beyond.
565
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,344
(JOE GASPS)
566
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:43,764
Um, wait.
We forgot to try breakdancer.
567
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,724
Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing.
568
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,935
Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills.
569
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,854
Settling my disputes with dance.
570
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,273
Can we have one more minute
to go back and try breakdancer?
571
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,524
Please, Jerry?
572
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:54,733
You look really good today, Jerry.
573
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,987
Oh, okay.
I've never seen 22 this enthused.
574
00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,489
Good for you, Dr. Börgensson.
575
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:03,701
22: Run.
576
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:06,996
In here.
577
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:17,298
22: Here it is.
578
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,466
Where does it lead?
579
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:20,676
Hey, you ask too many questions.
580
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,969
How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay?
581
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:24,096
- And we're going there why?
- 'Cause I know a guy there.
582
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,639
A guy who can help.
A guy like you.
583
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,975
Like me? As in, alive?
584
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,145
Wait, are you actually helping me?
585
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,230
Joe, I have been here
for who knows how long,
586
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,816
and I've never seen anything
that's made me want to live.
587
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:39,778
And then, you come along.
Your life is sad and pathetic.
588
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,448
And you're working so hard
to get back to it.
589
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,825
Why? I mean, this I gotta see.
590
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,368
Okay, let's go.
591
00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:52,833
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
592
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,587
What is this place?
593
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,797
You know how when you humans
are really into something
594
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,133
and it feels like you're in another place?
595
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:03,344
Feels like you're in the zone, right?
596
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,221
- JOE: Yeah.
- Well, this is the zone.
597
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,473
It's the space between
the physical and spiritual.
598
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,935
Wait a minute. I was here.
Today, doing my audition.
599
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,063
This must be where musicians come
when they get into a flow.
600
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,482
Not just musicians. Watch this.
601
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:20,152
O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou...
602
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:21,570
Line!
603
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,906
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
604
00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:25,366
Oops.
605
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,450
Check this out.
606
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,869
I have been messing
with this team for decades.
607
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,498
ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks
lose another one.
608
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:35,042
All right. All right.
Where's this guy you know?
609
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,126
I gotta get back to my gig.
610
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:38,254
- Okay. I mean, he's usually down here.
- What the...
611
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:39,630
CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Make a trade.
612
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,966
Make a trade. Make a trade.
613
00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,133
- What is that?
- Shh!
614
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,678
- (JOE YELPS)
- Make a trade. Make a trade.
615
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:46,762
22: Run!
616
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,430
CREATURE: Make a trade,
make a trade, make a trade!
617
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,308
(JOE WHIMPERING)
618
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,812
(CREATURE GRUNTING)
619
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,273
(BELL CLANGS)
620
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,401
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
621
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,868
Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers.
622
00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:11,704
Good to see you again, 22.
623
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,789
Moonwind, how are ya?
624
00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,541
On the brink of madness,
thanks for asking.
625
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,792
Hey, got a request for you.
626
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,295
Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to get back to my body.
627
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,504
Can you help me?
628
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,089
That's what we do.
629
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:24,008
We are the mystics without borders.
630
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:27,052
Devoted to helping
the lost souls of Earth find their way.
631
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,971
I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.
632
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,307
That's Windstar Dreamermoon,
Dancerstar Windmoon,
633
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:32,808
and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.
634
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,101
These weirdos are going
to help me get back?
635
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:35,185
Just wait.
636
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,938
DANCERSTAR:
Let's get this lost soul back home.
637
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,566
CREATURE: Make a trade.
638
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,568
Make a trade. Make a trade.
639
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:43,652
Poor fellow.
640
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:47,031
MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go
of their own anxieties and obsessions,
641
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,241
leaving them lost
and disconnected from life.
642
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:51,076
- (PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)
- And this is the result.
643
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,037
CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade.
644
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,872
Make a trade. Make a trade.
645
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,582
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade?
646
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,584
Looks like another hedge fund manager.
647
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:02,463
Now, to reconnect to your earthly body.
648
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,677
HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me.
649
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:10,095
Thank you.
650
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,935
What am I doing with my life?
651
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:22,232
I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!
652
00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:24,234
(LAUGHS) It's beautiful!
653
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,737
Whoa. He got back just like that?
654
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,406
So this is all I had to do
to get back to my body?
655
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,869
- (GASPS)
- Egads, man!
656
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,038
Joe, are you dead?
657
00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:38,207
No, no. Well, not yet.
658
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:39,583
Can you help me get back?
659
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:43,379
We've never connected an untethered soul
back to its body before.
660
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:47,049
But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...
661
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:48,300
Yes! All aboard!
662
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,427
Anchors away!
663
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:51,512
(BELL CLANGS)
664
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,597
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
665
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:02,481
So if your souls are here,
where are your bodies?
666
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,149
Well, on Earth, of course.
667
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,068
My body is in a trance in Palawan.
668
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,487
I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet.
669
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,031
I'm a shamanic healer
meditating in Berkeley, California.
670
00:33:11,115 --> 00:33:13,909
Mm-hmm. And let me guess,
you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?
671
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,411
Yes. Something like that.
672
00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:17,454
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
673
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,625
I'm in New York City,
on the corner of 14th and 7th.
674
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,544
Oh, yeah, that's right up
from Tony Tony Tonios.
675
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,045
Yes, precisely.
676
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,423
And what about you?
I thought you hated Earth.
677
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:28,799
Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body.
678
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,467
So I can go wherever I want.
679
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,094
I'm a nobody, get it?
680
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,806
We mystics meet in this glorious landscape
every Tuesday.
681
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,975
(CREATURES GRUMBLING)
682
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,939
So many of them. Sad.
683
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:46,608
You know,
lost souls are not that different
684
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,943
from those in the zone.
685
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,195
- What?
- The zone is enjoyable,
686
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:54,450
but when that joy becomes an obsession,
one becomes disconnected from life.
687
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,534
SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it.
688
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,536
Gotta find it. Gotta find it.
689
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,081
For a time, I was a lost soul myself.
690
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:03,083
- Really?
- Tetris.
691
00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:05,377
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
692
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,673
MOONWIND: There you are.
693
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,800
We'll have you back in no time.
694
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,848
Now, since you don't have
a connection to your body,
695
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:22,102
you will have to tune back
into your physical surroundings.
696
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,190
Close your eyes.
697
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,276
Breathe into your crown chakra.
698
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,487
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
699
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:34,198
Do we really need all this?
700
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,200
- Yes!
- (SIGHS)
701
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,536
Do you have a piano on board?
I could focus with that.
702
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,955
No pianos, Joe. You must focus.
703
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,124
(WHISPERS) Imagine silence.
704
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,667
Shh.
705
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:50,756
Now, concentrate on where your body is.
706
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,883
Listen for cues.
707
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,770
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
708
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,813
That's it. You're doing it.
709
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,527
No peeking.
Maintain your meditative state
710
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:12,653
or you'll break the connection.
711
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:18,158
Now, see if you can smell
and feel where your body is.
712
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:22,120
- (EKG BEEPING)
- I hear a heart monitor.
713
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:27,417
I can smell hand sanitizer.
714
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:30,128
MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good.
715
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,422
JOE: I think I can feel my feet.
716
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,800
Hmm. I feel fur.
717
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,885
WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin?
718
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,179
JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur.
719
00:35:39,263 --> 00:35:40,305
Did you hear that?
720
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,474
Oh, the therapy cat is working.
721
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,269
Am I close?
When can I jump in?
722
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:46,812
Look! There I am.
723
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,480
There I am.
724
00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:50,566
- (BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- His heart rate is increasing.
725
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,650
I'll get the doctor.
726
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:52,943
Mr. Mittens, you stay right there.
727
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,278
- What are we waiting for?
- No, Joe, don't rush this.
728
00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:56,238
- It's not the right time.
- JOE: No, it's my time.
729
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,489
22: Wait, not me!
730
00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:59,116
(JOE SCREAMING)
731
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,579
(WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE)
732
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,789
(JOE AND 22 SCREAMING)
733
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:14,339
(EKG BEEPING STEADILY)
734
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:17,676
JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it.
I did it! I'm back.
735
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,303
(JOE LAUGHS)
736
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:20,429
What the...
737
00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,056
No.
738
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,643
No. No. No.
739
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,145
I'm in the cat?
740
00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:30,022
Wait a minute.
If I'm in here, then who...
741
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,149
22: (GROANS) What?
JOE: You're in my body!
742
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,359
- 22: You're in the cat?
- Wait, wait, that's my body.
743
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:37,195
- 22: I'm in a body! No!
- Why are you in my body?
744
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:39,031
I don't wanna be a cat.
I hate cats!
745
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,282
22: Oh, it's disgusting.
746
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,034
That Moonwind guy, he messed this up.
747
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,245
Doc, you gotta help me.
That's my body, but I'm trapped...
748
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:47,164
(MEOWING)
749
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,292
Oh, no, they can't understand me.
750
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,127
They think you're me.
You gotta try.
751
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,630
(CLEARS THROAT)
Miss Doctor, we have a problem.
752
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,174
(IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul
and I wanna stay at the You Seminar.
753
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:59,092
Yes, well, that drug doesn't
seem to be working at all.
754
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:00,344
22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
No, no, no, you don't understand.
755
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:01,428
- I'm not Mr. Gardner.
- JOE: Shh!
756
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,638
They're gonna think you're nuts.
757
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,805
I mean, that I'm nuts.
758
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,973
Oh, how did this happen?
759
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,351
I fell into your body because
it doesn't have a soul.
760
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:09,061
Then why am I in a cat?
761
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,604
I don't know!
762
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,939
(MR. MITTENS MEOWS)
763
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,317
Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner?
764
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,943
A next of kin or friend?
765
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,029
- Tell her no.
- Uh, no.
766
00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:20,364
Can you tell me what day it is?
767
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,782
It's the worst day of my life.
768
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:23,325
I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.
769
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,243
Tell you what.
We're going to keep you here
770
00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,037
for observation. Just for a bit.
771
00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:29,289
Perhaps our therapy cat can go
to his next appointment.
772
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:30,624
- (SNARLS)
- (GASPS) Okay. Okay.
773
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,709
- You gotta talk to her.
- (SIGHS) Okay.
774
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:35,212
Miss Doctor,
this body's soul is in this cat.
775
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,296
Stop talking.
776
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,673
So naturally, he wants to stay close.
777
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,966
Uh, keep the cat.
Just get some rest.
778
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,218
A lot of it. Okay?
779
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,428
I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes.
780
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,222
Ten minutes?
We gotta get outta here.
781
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:48,183
No way! I am not moving!
782
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,603
I can't believe I'm in a body
on this hellish planet.
783
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,647
I have bendy meat sticks.
784
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:56,566
I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS)
785
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,777
Hey! Focus! Listen to me.
786
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,529
We gotta get out of here
before they take me away.
787
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,656
Take you away?
You're gonna leave me?
788
00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:04,408
No way! That's my body you're in.
789
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,784
Okay, do you think you can walk?
790
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,077
I don't know!
791
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,663
I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times.
792
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,331
But will you try?
793
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,129
Okay. Gotta find Moonwind,
he can fix this.
794
00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:20,048
I'm a cat. I can make this.
795
00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:24,386
(WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
796
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,014
Okay, come on, you're doing great.
797
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:30,392
- Keep going. Keep going.
- (22 YELPS, GRUNTS)
798
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,310
22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute.
799
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:35,147
No, no, no, no.
They'll be back any minute. Come on.
800
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,982
Okay! (GRUNTS)
801
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:39,860
- (WHIMPERS)
- (SHOES SQUEAKING)
802
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,405
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
803
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,618
(GASPS)
804
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,203
- In here!
- (22 GRUNTS)
805
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,878
22: Whoa. (GROANS)
806
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,422
JOE: Okay, good.
807
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,800
Now push the down button.
808
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:07,053
- (22 GRUNTS)
- Move your... Nope. Careful.
809
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,305
Those fingers are my livelihood.
810
00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:09,890
(22 GROANS)
811
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:12,559
- (BUTTON CLICKS)
- Ugh.
812
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,436
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- Now get in.
813
00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:18,064
22: Phew!
814
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,276
22: Hmm.
815
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,570
(JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING)
816
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,489
- 22: Hmm.
- (JOE SIGHS)
817
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,032
Okay, what did Moonwind say?
818
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,075
He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.
819
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:31,203
Yeah, that's Chelsea.
Near Jackson Square Park.
820
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,954
Exactly. Wait.
How do you know all that?
821
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,456
It's all in this stupid brain of yours.
822
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,041
Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.
823
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,876
Oh, relax. There's not much here.
824
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,503
Jazz, jazz, more jazz.
825
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,213
Oh, and someone named Lisa.
Who's that?
826
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:42,339
Uh, never mind.
827
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,715
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
828
00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:54,726
I, um...
829
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,019
It's all happening too fast, you know.
830
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,354
Let's just take a minute and, um...
831
00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,564
Come on, let's go.
They could be here any second.
832
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:00,941
(22 SIGHS)
833
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,400
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
834
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,820
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
835
00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,573
(NOISY CHATTER)
836
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:09,658
(22 YELPS)
837
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,827
JOE: Don't worry, it's okay.
Just keep walking.
838
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,037
(DRILL WHIRRING)
839
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,789
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
840
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,041
- (SIREN WAILING)
- (TRUCK HORN BLARES)
841
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,125
22: Aah!
842
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:20,252
No, don't stop.
What are you doing?
843
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,336
This is New York City.
844
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,922
You don't stop in the middle
of the street. Go, go, go.
845
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,548
- (SCREAMS)
- (JOE GROANS)
846
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,842
- (22 GROANING)
- (TIRES SCREECH)
847
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:29,219
(GASPS)
848
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,429
JOE: Oh, no. 22.22!
849
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:36,184
(PANTING) 22. Oh, no.
Oh, no. 22.22.
850
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,061
22! 22!
851
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:46,319
22, I didn't know I had claws, okay?
852
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:48,488
Look, I'm sorry.
But come on, let's go.
853
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,572
No way.
854
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:52,534
I am staying right here
until your stupid body dies.
855
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:55,620
Which will happen any minute now
because your stomach is earthquaking.
856
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,084
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
857
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,219
Yeah, this place is worse than I thought.
858
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:13,638
It's loud, and bright, and...
859
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,807
(SNIFFS) Hmm.
What is that in my nose?
860
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,559
- That's smell.
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
861
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,729
And if you think that's good,
just imagine what it tastes like.
862
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,148
Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH)
863
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:24,274
Go on.
864
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:35,076
It's so good! (SCREAMS)
865
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,370
It's, uh...
866
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,164
It's not horrible.
867
00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:41,416
Good. You can eat on the way.
Let's go.
868
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:46,004
Or you just take a few minutes. Sure.
869
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,214
(SMACKING)
870
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,009
Hmm. Strange,
I don't feel so angry anymore.
871
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,762
That's great.
Ready to find Moonwind?
872
00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:55,597
Maybe.
873
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,308
I'm telling you, Joe,
it's pronounced yee-row.
874
00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:00,852
JOE: Yeah, but in New York,
we call them gyros. It's Greek.
875
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,520
No, I got in a fight
with Archimedes about this.
876
00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:03,605
He said it's...
877
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,148
- Yee-row.
- Yo-yo.
878
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,441
- Yee-row.
- YOLO.
879
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,525
- Yee-row.
- Sergio?
880
00:42:07,609 --> 00:42:08,610
Yee-row!
881
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,403
I miss that guy.
882
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:12,197
This is 14th and 7th.
883
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,283
That's gotta be him.
884
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,161
(CAR HORN BEEPS)
885
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,954
22: Moonwind, you gotta help me.
886
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:21,748
(YELPS)
887
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,626
Joe! You made it into your body.
888
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:25,877
No, he didn't.
889
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,670
That is my body.
890
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,422
You're in a cat?
891
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:30,757
That's marvelous!
892
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,050
Hey, Moonwimp!
893
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,219
That sign won't spin by itself, hear me?
894
00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:37,472
But, Marge, look!
I put this man's soul in a cat.
895
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:38,973
Who cares? And you!
896
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:42,018
We only have room for
one weirdo here, so, scram!
897
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,353
Get back to work!
898
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,938
No one understands my art.
899
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,022
Moonwind, listen,
900
00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:48,691
I gotta get out of here and back in there.
901
00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:49,859
Well, we'll have to perform
902
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,820
an old-fashioned astral
transmigration displacement.
903
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,113
- A what?
- It's simply a way
904
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,614
to get your souls back where they belong.
905
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,241
And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,
906
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:59,077
full of chanting, dancing,
and best of all, bongos.
907
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:02,414
I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00,
so this needs to happen right now.
908
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,082
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.
909
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,459
You must wait for another thin spot
910
00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:08,420
to open between Earth
and the astral plane.
911
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,754
And that won't occur
912
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:12,298
until Orcus moves
into the house of Gemini.
913
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:13,466
When is that?
914
00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:15,218
Well, the government calls it 6:30.
915
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:16,386
Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.
916
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:17,470
6:30? You serious?
917
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:18,847
I'll gather all
the necessary provisions...
918
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:21,516
- I said, get out of here! Go!
- (22 SCREAMS)
919
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,934
MOONWIND: See you
at The Half Note at 6:30!
920
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,185
I'll take care of everything!
921
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,146
And stay away!
922
00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:30,108
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
923
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,156
TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.
924
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:41,327
You're out there somewhere, little soul,
925
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,413
and I'm gonna find ya.
926
00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:45,999
JOE: All right, this is the last snack.
927
00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,084
I can barely fit into my pants as it is.
928
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,044
6:30 is cutting it close. Too close.
929
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,922
We gotta get back to my place
and get you cleaned up and...
930
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,300
Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS)
931
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,677
We gotta hail a cab.
Hold your hand out.
932
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:59,220
Hold it up and out.
933
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:02,640
Man, this would be hard
even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.
934
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,143
(TIRES SCREECH)
935
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:07,145
Go, go, go!
Just run to that one.
936
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,192
(GASPS)
937
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:15,445
DOROTHEA: Is that Teach?
938
00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:17,155
- 22: Mm, pepperoni.
- (JOE GASPS)
939
00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:19,407
(JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING)
940
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:32,754
JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.
941
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,881
What am I gonna do?
She's gonna think I'm crazy.
942
00:44:35,048 --> 00:44:36,216
Maybe you should call her up
943
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,009
and tell her that we're not crazy.
944
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:41,387
I've only been a person for an hour,
and even I know that's a bad idea.
945
00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:45,099
JOE: I just gotta get back in my body
and really bring it tonight.
946
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,894
How come this part is stinky
but this part smells fine?
947
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:50,438
Never mind.
Just put those pants on.
948
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:51,814
Sheesh, I can't believe I've been
949
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,149
walking around in this city
with no pants on.
950
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:54,734
22: I don't even wanna be here, remember?
951
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:56,277
I don't want you here either. I just...
952
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,571
I just wanna get back to my body,
953
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:01,866
then get back to the (YAWNS) club.
954
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:03,493
- (SNORING)
- What's the matter with you?
955
00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,538
(SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know.
It's the sun. It's just so...
956
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,122
- (YAWNS)
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
957
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,207
JOE: My phone!
958
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,167
22: Um... Okay, your clothes
are rumbling again.
959
00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:12,293
(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)
960
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,379
Curley! Uh... No, no.
961
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,423
(GRUNTING)
962
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,593
Oops.
963
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,180
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- (GASPS)
964
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,934
CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley.
Um... (SIGHS)
965
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,227
I hope you're doin' okay.
966
00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:33,106
Dorothea freaked out when she saw you,
and she called this other guy, Robert.
967
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:34,691
He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.
968
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,276
- No, no, no.
- (CURLEY SIGHS)
969
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:37,360
CURLEY: Look, honestly,
970
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,154
your class was the only reason
I went to school at all.
971
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:41,906
Like, I owe you a lot.
972
00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,116
So, here's the plan.
973
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,742
Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit,
974
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,452
and get to the club early.
975
00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:48,496
I'm gonna try and talk to her.
976
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:51,582
Just make sure you show up
looking like a million bucks, all right?
977
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,002
I hope I see you, man.
All right. Peace.
978
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,962
Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.
979
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,171
I need your help. I have a suit.
980
00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:58,798
I'm gonna need you to try it on.
981
00:45:58,881 --> 00:45:59,882
22: No, no, no.
982
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,551
JOE: And then I can line
my hair up a little bit,
983
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,845
- and I can...
- 22: Nope. No way, no how.
984
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:04,971
- 22!
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
985
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,055
(JOE GASPS)
986
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:10,268
- GIRL: Mr. Gardner?
- Ah!
987
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,811
It's Connie.
She's here for her lesson.
988
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,604
- What do I do?
- CONNIE: I can hear you!
989
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,273
Just tell her that you can't do it today.
990
00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:17,025
22: Hi, Connie.
991
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,192
Sorry, but Joe can't do it today.
992
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:19,402
JOE: You're Joe!
22: I mean, me.
993
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:20,653
Me can't do it today.
994
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,363
JOE: Good. Now let's go
check out that suit.
995
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,532
CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit.
996
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:25,700
- 22: Quit?
- (JOE GROANS)
997
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,744
We don't have time for this.
The suit is in the closet.
998
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:30,621
CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time.
999
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,914
This kid is talking sense.
1000
00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:33,082
JOE: What are you doing?
1001
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,171
Here, I quit.
I think jazz is pointless.
1002
00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,381
Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.
1003
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:41,466
JOE: Hey!
1004
00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:43,593
In fact, all of school is a waste of time.
1005
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:48,056
Of course. Like my mentor,
George Orwell, used to say,
1006
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,390
"State sponsored education
1007
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:52,018
"is like the rattling of a stick
inside a swill bucket."
1008
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,227
Yeah!
1009
00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:55,480
The ruling class's core
curriculum stifles dissent.
1010
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:56,898
It's the oldest trick in the book.
1011
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:57,982
What are you talkin' about?
1012
00:46:58,066 --> 00:46:59,108
She doesn't care about any of that.
1013
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:01,110
I've been saying that
since the third grade.
1014
00:47:01,194 --> 00:47:03,112
You know, you seem really smart.
1015
00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:05,156
What is your position on pizza?
1016
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,784
- Uh, I like it?
- Me, too!
1017
00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:09,827
What are you doing? (GRUNTS)
1018
00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,454
I'd rather hang with Connie.
1019
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,664
What? Come back here!
You open this...
1020
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,500
(JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING)
1021
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,419
Um, I think your cat wants to get out.
1022
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:19,796
Ugh, he thinks he knows everything.
1023
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,756
JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me.
1024
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,840
Come here right now.
1025
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:24,801
I'm gonna go in
and I'mma scratch up the sofa.
1026
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,219
Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa.
1027
00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:27,929
You really got things figured out, Connie.
1028
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,099
I'd better give this back.
It belongs to the school.
1029
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,225
Sure.
1030
00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:33,726
You know, I really am glad
there's someone else
1031
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,353
who sees how ridiculous this place is.
1032
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,021
You're right to quit.
I learned about quitting...
1033
00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:38,231
You know what, Mr. G?
1034
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,941
I was practicing this one thing yesterday
1035
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:43,611
and maybe you can listen to it
and tell me to quit after, okay?
1036
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,781
(PLAYING TUNE)
1037
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,658
Uh, okay.
1038
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,541
(PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE)
1039
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,681
(THUD)
1040
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:22,316
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- Wow. You really love this.
1041
00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:24,360
Yeah.
1042
00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,989
So, maybe I'd better stick with it?
1043
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:29,574
Yeah.
1044
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,159
CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G.
1045
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,660
See you next week!
1046
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,203
JOE: 22!
1047
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,707
- (JOE GRUNTS)
- So, Connie came here to quit,
1048
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:38,791
but then she didn't.
1049
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:40,293
22, forget about that. Listen.
1050
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,378
I need to know this, Joe.
Why didn't she quit?
1051
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,629
Because she loves to play.
1052
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:47,216
She might say she hates everything,
but trombone is her thing.
1053
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,551
She's good at it.
1054
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,970
Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know.
1055
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:54,682
Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back,
I need your help.
1056
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:56,350
Okay.
1057
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:57,727
Really?
1058
00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,855
I'll help you,
but I wanna try a few things.
1059
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,064
'Cause I don't know,
1060
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:05,401
some of it's not as boring
as it is at the You Seminar,
1061
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,487
and if Connie can find
something she loves here,
1062
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:08,905
maybe I can, too.
1063
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:11,491
- Great!
- So, what do we do first?
1064
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:14,785
(22 SCREAMING)
1065
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,454
- 22: This water hurts!
- It's okay.
1066
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,164
You just have to turn the other knob.
1067
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,332
22: Oh, okay, that's better.
1068
00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:20,583
And I wouldn't be mad
1069
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,752
if you put a little lotion
on me when you're done.
1070
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,462
(LIQUID SQUIRTING)
1071
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:25,880
(MUFFLED RATTLING)
1072
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:29,342
22: I washed your butt for you.
1073
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:32,470
Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy!
1074
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,724
(GRUNTS, YELPS)
1075
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:37,808
(THUD)
1076
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,645
You five will be insecure.
1077
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:43,439
And you 12 will be self-absorbed.
1078
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:46,108
We really should stop sending
so many through that pavilion.
1079
00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:47,276
TERRY: Found him!
1080
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,361
See that, everybody?
1081
00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:49,779
Who figured out why the count's off?
1082
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:50,863
That's right, Terry did.
1083
00:49:50,947 --> 00:49:51,989
It's Terrytime.
1084
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,408
- Wow. Nice work.
- Well, who is it?
1085
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:55,993
Right. (CLEARS THROAT)
1086
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,871
Uh... Joe Gardner is his name.
1087
00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:00,957
Looks like he's back down on Earth.
1088
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,041
That's not good.
1089
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:03,626
That... That's the mentor
we set up with 22.
1090
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:06,087
All right, all right.
Easy on the hysterics.
1091
00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:09,048
Terry's got this under control.
I'll handle it.
1092
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,132
How?
1093
00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:11,217
I'll go down there and get him.
1094
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,635
Set the count right, lickety-split.
1095
00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,679
Okay, whoa.
Are you sure that's a good idea?
1096
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,014
Look, you all are the ones who beefed it.
1097
00:50:17,098 --> 00:50:18,641
I'm trying to un-beef it.
1098
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:20,643
But you cannot be seen.
1099
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,019
By anyone.
1100
00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:25,189
Don't worry. I'll make sure
no one else sees me.
1101
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:28,317
I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.
1102
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,820
Please, just do it quickly and quietly.
1103
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:33,906
And also quickly.
And quietly as well.
1104
00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:40,329
This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.
1105
00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:45,042
Mm. Trusty old brown suit.
Still a perfect fit.
1106
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,211
It's a little tight in the back-here part.
1107
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,171
JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down.
1108
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:51,591
I'm a cat.
1109
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:53,926
I'll do it.
1110
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:55,136
You couldn't call an elevator, remember?
1111
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:58,431
No way. I just need to line me up.
Now be still.
1112
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:00,975
(WHIRRING)
1113
00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:03,519
Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.
1114
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,855
- Don't move.
- I'm not moving. You're moving.
1115
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:08,941
(CONTINUES WHIRRING)
1116
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:12,737
- (JOE WHIMPERS)
- (22 YELPS)
1117
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:15,823
(GASPS) Oh, no!
1118
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,033
Don't worry, I'm okay.
1119
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:19,994
Oh, no, no, no! My hair!
My hair is not okay!
1120
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,412
This is a disaster!
1121
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,581
(GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now.
1122
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:26,000
- Okay. How?
- We gotta go see Dez.
1123
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,918
Great. Who's Dez?
1124
00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:29,587
MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get
1125
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,130
that big peanut head?
What happened to you?
1126
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:34,175
IAN: Man, shut up, man.
You know I'm sensitive about that.
1127
00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:35,718
JOE: Dez is the guy in the back.
1128
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:36,844
He can fix this.
1129
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,346
Talk about havin' a spark.
1130
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,972
This guy was born to be a barber.
1131
00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,767
But I can't pass for you
in front of all your friends.
1132
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,477
Dez is the only one that I talk to.
1133
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,978
We usually talk about jazz,
1134
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,939
but this time, just sit there,
get the cut, and get out.
1135
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:51,192
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1136
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,487
Hey, Joe. What are you
doing here on a weekday?
1137
00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:56,697
You didn't call for an appointment, man.
It's gonna be a while.
1138
00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:59,617
Ah, I was afraid of this.
Go ahead and sit down.
1139
00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,661
- (ALL EXCLAIM)
- Oh, my Lord.
1140
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:03,079
You gotta wait, son.
This is an emergency.
1141
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,538
What? That ain't cool, Dez.
1142
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,998
You could always let Harold cut your hair.
1143
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:07,458
His chair's wide open.
1144
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,543
Nah. I can wait.
1145
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,879
Joe, get your butt in this chair now.
1146
00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:16,217
Should I even ask you how this happened?
1147
00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:18,135
- The cat did it.
- Stop sounding insane.
1148
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,262
I mean, um, I was distracted
1149
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,098
getting ready to play with
Dorothea Williams tonight.
1150
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:24,725
Dorothea Williams?
That's big time, Joe.
1151
00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:26,686
Congratulations!
1152
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,688
Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.
1153
00:52:28,771 --> 00:52:30,981
You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.
1154
00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:32,274
(SIGHS) This guy.
1155
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,235
Joe, ignore him.
Now let's fix you up.
1156
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:35,820
You keeping that cat on your lap?
1157
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,196
Is it okay that I do that?
1158
00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,448
Suit yourself. You're the boss.
1159
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,325
- I am?
- When you're in this chair,
1160
00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:42,493
yeah, you are.
1161
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,537
So can I have one of those?
1162
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,331
Uh... Sure, Joe.
1163
00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:51,335
(CHUCKLES) Cool.
1164
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,506
Mmm. I like being in the chair.
1165
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,966
Hey, get your head in the game.
1166
00:52:57,049 --> 00:52:58,134
- (WHIRRING)
- (YELPS) Little chainsaw.
1167
00:52:58,217 --> 00:52:59,718
You need to settle down.
If you keep this...
1168
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,595
(MEOWING)
1169
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:03,806
Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff,
1170
00:53:03,973 --> 00:53:05,391
but if this cat don't chill,
1171
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:06,851
we're gonna have to put it outside.
1172
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,978
Well, what's it gonna be, kitty?
1173
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,729
Meow.
1174
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,523
Sometimes, change is good.
1175
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,775
You have been rocking
that same style for a while.
1176
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:18,028
Well, Dez, for hundreds of years,
I've had no style at all.
1177
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,573
- PAUL: You can say that again.
- (ALL LAUGH)
1178
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,033
Mmm. But then my life changed.
1179
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,243
Oh, yeah? What happened?
1180
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,454
I was existing as a theoretical construct
1181
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,913
in a hypothetical way station
1182
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,123
between life and death.
1183
00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:30,291
I heard that.
1184
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,586
22: And by the time
I got to mentor number 266,
1185
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:36,755
I was seriously asking, like,
what is all the fuss about?
1186
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:40,009
Like, is all this living
really worth dying for?
1187
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:41,719
- (ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY)
- You know what I mean?
1188
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:46,223
I never knew you had
such an interesting education, Joe.
1189
00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,225
I just thought you went to music school.
1190
00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,187
22: (MUFFLED) And another thing,
they say you're born to do something,
1191
00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:52,897
but how do you figure out
what that thing is?
1192
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,064
I mean, what if you pick up
the wrong thing?
1193
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,400
Or somebody else's thing, you know?
1194
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,277
- Then you're stuck.
- Been there before.
1195
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,820
I'll take one of those.
1196
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,489
I wouldn't call myself stuck,
1197
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,532
but I never planned on
cuttin' heads for a livin'.
1198
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:06,452
Wait, but you were born to be a barber,
weren't you?
1199
00:54:06,619 --> 00:54:07,953
I wanted to be a veterinarian.
1200
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,372
22: So, why didn't you do that?
1201
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,833
I was plannin' to
when I got out of the Navy.
1202
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,835
Then my daughter got sick,
1203
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,378
(CHUCKLES) and barber school
is a lot cheaper
1204
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:17,463
than veterinarian school.
1205
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,589
22: Well, that's too bad.
1206
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,508
You're stuck as a barber
and now you're unhappy.
1207
00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,384
Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe.
1208
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:23,802
I'm happy as a clam, my man.
1209
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,931
Not everyone can be Charles Drew
inventing blood transfusions.
1210
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,225
22: Or me, playing piano
with Dorothea Williams.
1211
00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:30,309
- I know.
- (DOOR OPENS)
1212
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:31,936
(LAUGHS) You are not all that.
1213
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,604
Anyone could play in a band
if they wanted to.
1214
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:34,980
Don't pay Paul any mind.
1215
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:37,107
People like him just bring
other people down
1216
00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:38,984
so they can make themselves feel better.
1217
00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:40,653
Oh, I get it.
1218
00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,739
He's just criticizing me to cover up
the pain of his own failed dreams.
1219
00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,699
(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH)
1220
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,493
You cut deep, Joe.
1221
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,829
I wonder why sitting in this chair
makes me want to tell you things, Dez.
1222
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,208
That's the magic of the chair.
That's why I love this job.
1223
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,627
I get to meet interesting folks like you,
1224
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,838
make them happy, and make them handsome.
1225
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,424
Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?
1226
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,677
I may not have invented
blood transfusions,
1227
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,264
but I am most definitely savin' lives.
1228
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,559
I don't know about
this crazy cat guy thing, man,
1229
00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:15,646
but it is nice to finally talk to you
about something other than jazz, Joe.
1230
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:18,816
Huh. How come we, um, never
talked about your life before?
1231
00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:20,359
You never asked.
1232
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:21,902
But I'm glad you did this time.
1233
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,071
MAN: Looking good, brother.
WOMAN: Have a great show.
1234
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,865
(CHUCKLES) I grabbed
a couple of road lollies.
1235
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:34,290
WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2.
1236
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,292
(BEEPING)
1237
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,044
TERRY: Mm.
1238
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,338
(SNIFFS)
1239
00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:42,590
Mm-hmm. (GASPS)
1240
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:51,849
Mm.
1241
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,771
- (PIANO BLARES)
- Oh.
1242
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,151
Julia Child didn't succeed
till she was 49.
1243
00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:04,236
Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.
1244
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,322
PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks.
Thanks, man.
1245
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:07,823
TERRY: There you are.
1246
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,576
22: No hard feelings, right? All right.
1247
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:11,660
Just friends.
1248
00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:12,953
Just friends goofing on each other.
All right.
1249
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,955
22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul.
1250
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:16,790
Come to Terry.
1251
00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:19,460
- (MAN GASPS)
- Gotcha!
1252
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:20,544
(MAN SCREAMS)
1253
00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:22,087
Thought you could cheat the universe?
1254
00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,172
Well, you thought wrong.
1255
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:25,549
I'm the accountant,
and I'm here to bring you in...
1256
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:28,218
Oh, whoa...
You're not Joe Gardner.
1257
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:29,386
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1258
00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:30,554
My mistake.
1259
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:33,682
We'll just get you back into
your meat suit. (CHUCKLES)
1260
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,477
- (WHIMPERING)
- There you go.
1261
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,062
No harm, no foul.
1262
00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:41,023
Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella,
1263
00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:42,483
I'm thinking there's no reason
1264
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:44,652
we can't keep this little
incident between us, eh?
1265
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,321
Mistakes happen.
And, uh, it's not your time.
1266
00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:48,822
(CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating
1267
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,450
those processed foods,
am I right? (LAUGHS)
1268
00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,993
- (FOOTSTEPS)
- (TERRY GASPS)
1269
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,495
(PAUL WHIMPERING)
1270
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:57,581
But seriously, stay away
from those processed foods.
1271
00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,041
(GASPS)
1272
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:03,796
JOE: You know what,
you did all right back there.
1273
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:05,130
How did you know how to deal with Paul?
1274
00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:06,924
22: I didn't. I just let out the me.
1275
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:10,302
Hey, like you said about jazz.
I was jazzing.
1276
00:57:10,386 --> 00:57:12,513
JOE: First of all,
"jazzing" is not a word.
1277
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,974
And second, music and life
operate by very different rules.
1278
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,267
It says take one.
1279
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,812
JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.
1280
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:21,313
"Man with a van."
1281
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,065
I got a few in case we need a lot of vans.
1282
00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,150
Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan.
1283
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,778
We go to The Half Note
and wait there for Moonwind.
1284
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,279
It's around 4:00 p.m. now...
1285
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,031
(LAUGHING)
1286
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:32,116
You know what?
1287
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,450
You are really getting good
at using those legs.
1288
00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:35,452
- Why don't you try runnin'?
- (RAILS CHIMING)
1289
00:57:35,536 --> 00:57:38,122
22: Hey! I made a song.
I'm jazzing.
1290
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:40,374
JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing
and everything like that.
1291
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:41,917
We need to get somewhere.
Now, I...
1292
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,420
- 22: (LAUGHING) That tickles.
- Uh, what are you doing?
1293
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,630
(22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
1294
00:57:46,714 --> 00:57:48,590
(WIND WHISTLING)
1295
00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:53,053
(CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it.
1296
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:56,140
(GRUNTS)
1297
00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:57,474
Would you hurry up?
1298
00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:58,809
Okay.
1299
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:00,477
- (PANTS RIP)
- (PEOPLE GASP)
1300
00:58:00,561 --> 00:58:02,563
You were right.
These pants are loosening.
1301
00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:04,398
(GASPS) Oh, no, no, no.
1302
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,733
Don't let people see your butt!
1303
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,943
- 22: It's your butt.
- It doesn't matter whose butt...
1304
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,737
Take off the jacket.
Tie it around your waist.
1305
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,655
Quick! Cover the butt!
1306
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,157
(GASPS) What are we gonna do?
1307
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,033
I can't find a tailor this late...
1308
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,786
Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's.
1309
00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:18,871
22: Okay.
1310
00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:20,038
No, no, no, you don't understand.
1311
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:21,165
Mom doesn't know about this gig.
1312
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,249
And she's not gonna like it.
1313
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,333
Okay.
1314
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:24,460
We don't have any other choice.
1315
00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:25,544
Okay.
1316
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:27,212
She's the only one that can fix this.
1317
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,881
- Okay.
- Stop saying "okay"!
1318
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:31,049
We gotta catch the subway across town.
Come on.
1319
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:33,177
Okay... Got it.
1320
00:58:34,762 --> 00:58:36,847
My mom doesn't know
anything about the gig,
1321
00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,265
and I wanna keep it that way, okay?
1322
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,808
Right, because she thinks
you're a failure.
1323
00:58:39,892 --> 00:58:41,185
- What?
- I didn't say that.
1324
00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:42,519
You did. Up here.
1325
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:45,022
Uh, look, my mom has her own
definition of what success is,
1326
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,441
and being a professional musician
isn't it.
1327
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:52,613
So, let me see, I need the suit fixed
for a, uh, school band recital.
1328
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:56,241
(SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this,
but there's no reason she needs to know...
1329
00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:59,787
♪ We shall come around
To touch eyes again
1330
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:02,498
♪ If love is the foundation
1331
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,917
♪ If the purpose be
To recycle life
1332
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,836
♪ I promise you
I'll bring us to one
1333
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,255
♪ Bleeding heart in the end now
1334
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:13,592
♪ Though we're apart
1335
00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,677
I don't know.
All the times I've been
1336
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:18,430
so close to getting to my dreams,
1337
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:20,474
(SIGHS) something always gets in the way.
1338
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,683
You know what I mean?
1339
00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:27,314
♪ How true lovin' began
1340
00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:29,191
He's good.
1341
00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:33,111
And I've heard music before,
but I've never felt like this inside.
1342
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,823
Of course, you love music now,
because you're me. Let's go.
1343
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:39,493
♪ Now, love
1344
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,661
Let's go.
1345
00:59:41,537 --> 00:59:43,789
♪ Love
1346
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:47,209
♪ Love, love
1347
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:48,377
♪ Talkin' about love
1348
00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,673
♪ Love
1349
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:53,757
♪ Love ♪
1350
00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,764
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
1351
01:00:00,848 --> 01:00:02,349
(EXCLAIMING)
1352
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,684
Hey, take it easy, eh?
1353
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:05,352
I'm sorry.
1354
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,062
Don't worry about it.
1355
01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:08,730
It's the subway.
It does that to some people.
1356
01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,440
- Does what?
- It wears you down.
1357
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,901
It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.
1358
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:16,196
Every day the same thing,
day in and day out.
1359
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:19,157
But once I get on the stage tonight,
1360
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,118
all my troubles are going to be fixed.
1361
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,787
You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner.
1362
01:00:23,871 --> 01:00:25,497
(LOUD SLURPING)
1363
01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:27,916
Where'd you get that?
1364
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,543
Under the seat.
Can you believe it?
1365
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,587
It's still half-full. (GASPS)
1366
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,007
JOE: All right, remember,
1367
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:38,260
I need the suit fixed for a band recital.
Got it?
1368
01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:41,221
(LAUGHTER)
1369
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,725
LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy...
MELBA: Joey!
1370
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,893
- Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- ...we heard the news.
1371
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,021
- (LIBBA CLEARS THROAT)
- (R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
1372
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:50,272
Oh, crap. She knows.
1373
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:51,982
Your momma's in the back.
1374
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,775
- You gotta go in there.
- No, I don't want to.
1375
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:56,278
You have to.
We need the suit fixed.
1376
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:57,654
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1377
01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:00,490
You forgetting something, Joey?
1378
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:01,700
- What?
- Kiss her.
1379
01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:04,036
I always kiss Melba when I see her.
1380
01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,789
Just do it.
1381
01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:13,420
No, no, no. Not on the lips.
1382
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,547
(GASPS) Joey!
What has gotten into you, boy?
1383
01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:16,673
(LAUGHING) Let him finish.
1384
01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:17,841
LULU: Cougar. I knew it.
1385
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:20,927
I'll take another kiss
when you get back, Joey.
1386
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:23,513
(R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1387
01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:28,477
So much for being done
chasing after gigs, huh?
1388
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:32,230
I hope that cat isn't supposed to be
some kind of peace offering.
1389
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:33,607
(WHISPERS) Come. Come on.
1390
01:01:33,774 --> 01:01:34,858
Just say you rescued it.
1391
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:37,319
Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.
1392
01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,696
Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.
1393
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:40,864
Oh.
1394
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:44,076
(SIGHS) Just ask her nicely
if she can fix my suit.
1395
01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:47,913
So, Mom, is there any way
you can fix this?
1396
01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,456
Whoa! I don't need to see that.
1397
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:51,667
I know. Embarrassing, right?
1398
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,335
So, you'll fix it?
1399
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:54,628
LIBBA: No.
BOTH: What?
1400
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,005
How long are you going
to keep doing this, Joey?
1401
01:01:57,089 --> 01:01:59,299
You tell me you're going
to accept the full-time position...
1402
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,384
Here it comes.
1403
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:01,760
LIBBA: ...and instead,
I hear you've taken another gig.
1404
01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:02,969
Tell her that this one is different.
1405
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,054
This one's different!
1406
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:06,390
Does this gig have a pension?
Health insurance?
1407
01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:09,434
No? Then it's the same as the other ones.
1408
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:11,520
It's like you can't even
be truthful with me anymore.
1409
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,647
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.
1410
01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:16,692
My mom has never understood
what I'm trying to do with my life.
1411
01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:18,402
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.
1412
01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,153
- (BOTH GASP)
- My mom has never understood
1413
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,321
what I'm trying to do with my life.
1414
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,323
- 22!
- What did you just say?
1415
01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,659
Oof. Can I run away now,
like you usually do?
1416
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,123
No. Not this time.
Repeat after me.
1417
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,042
Mom, I know we've had some rough times,
1418
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,044
but you're right,
1419
01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:38,797
(IN JOE'S VOICE)
I can't be truthful with you.
1420
01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:41,800
Because it seems like
no matter what I do, you disapprove.
1421
01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:44,010
Look, I know you love playing.
1422
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:47,180
Then how come except for church,
you're the happiest when I don't?
1423
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:50,559
I finally land the gig of my life
and you're upset.
1424
01:02:50,726 --> 01:02:53,520
You didn't see how tough
being a musician was on your father.
1425
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,522
I don't want to see
you struggle like that.
1426
01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,774
So Dad could pursue his dreams,
and I can't?
1427
01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:59,818
Your father had me.
1428
01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:02,821
Most times,
this shop is what paid the bills.
1429
01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:05,532
So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours?
1430
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,159
Music is all I think about.
1431
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,411
From the moment I wake up in the morning
1432
01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,538
to the moment I fall asleep at night.
1433
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,957
You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.
1434
01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:15,500
Then I don't want to eat.
1435
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,503
This isn't about my career, Mom.
1436
01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:20,839
(SIGHS) It's my reason for living.
1437
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,758
And I know Dad felt the same way.
1438
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:26,970
(SIGHS) I'm just afraid
that if I died today,
1439
01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:30,557
that my life would've amounted to nothing.
1440
01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:33,977
Joey.
1441
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,194
Oh.
1442
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,369
LIBBA: Let's make this work instead.
1443
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,833
That's my dad's suit.
1444
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,210
LIBBA: Lulu. Melba.
1445
01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:00,837
Bring your good scissors in here.
We got work to do.
1446
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,928
22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Wow. This feels really nice.
1447
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:10,388
- You look marvelous.
- It fits perfectly.
1448
01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:11,473
MELBA: You see how I did that?
1449
01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:14,768
That is one fine wool suit,
if I do say so myself.
1450
01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:16,144
- Can I try on that?
- Of course you can.
1451
01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,271
- MELBA: Just handsome.
- (LIBBA CHUCKLING)
1452
01:04:18,438 --> 01:04:21,024
Thank you, uh, Mom.
1453
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,819
Ray would have been so proud of you, baby.
1454
01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,363
Like I've always been.
1455
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,199
You heard me, right?
1456
01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:31,535
The suit is wool, not polyester.
1457
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,870
So, don't go putting that cat
on your shoulders again.
1458
01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:34,955
BOTH: Yes, ma'am!
1459
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,331
MELBA: Oh,
there's a nice little taper there.
1460
01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,707
Thanks, Mom.
1461
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:41,711
Oh, that was amazin'.
1462
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,630
You know what that felt like?
It felt like jazz.
1463
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:45,215
Yeah, you were jazzing.
1464
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,133
JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing.
1465
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:49,970
I'm telling you, Joe.
1466
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:51,596
You really should call Lisa again.
1467
01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:54,474
JOE: I don't really have time
for a relationship right now, 22.
1468
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:56,017
Oh, busy right now?
1469
01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,435
Wanna wait till you die a second time?
1470
01:04:57,602 --> 01:04:58,770
- Cool, cool, cool.
- (JOE LAUGHS)
1471
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:00,564
I can't believe
I'm getting romantic advice
1472
01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:01,731
from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES)
1473
01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:03,441
22: I can think of worse.
1474
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:04,818
JOE: There it is.
1475
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:10,699
(LAUGHS) We made it!
This is going to work.
1476
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:12,993
Whoa! I can't believe how good I look.
1477
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:15,996
The suit, the cut.
Just look at me.
1478
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,539
(LAUGHS)
1479
01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:20,166
(SCATTING)
1480
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,793
(LAUGHS)
1481
01:05:21,877 --> 01:05:24,004
- Ooh, just turn a little bit right there.
- 22: Like this?
1482
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:26,172
- Angle the shoulders, and...
- 22: Oh, hey, who's that?
1483
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:27,299
- And from this side.
- JOE: That's it.
1484
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,425
22: What? Who's back here?
1485
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,093
- Still me. Uh-huh.
- JOE: That's a winner.
1486
01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:32,387
- Right?
- (JOE LAUGHING)
1487
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,223
This can't be happenin'.
Now, I'm not gonna believe this.
1488
01:05:35,557 --> 01:05:37,183
The Half Note.
1489
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,227
(GIRL GIGGLING)
1490
01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:43,857
WOMAN: (LAUGHING)
He made you pay for dinner?
1491
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:44,983
MAN: Yeah...
1492
01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:46,902
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
1493
01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:55,493
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1494
01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:57,662
(SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1495
01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:08,340
- JOE: So, you ready?
- Huh?
1496
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,633
To go home.
1497
01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:12,135
I bet you're ready to get off
of this stinky rock, huh?
1498
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,179
What do you think of Earth, anyway?
1499
01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:18,475
(SIGHS)
1500
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:21,061
I always said it was dumb. But...
1501
01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:23,688
I mean...
1502
01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,107
Just look at what I found.
1503
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:30,028
Your mom sewed your suit
from this cute spool.
1504
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,114
When I was nervous, Dez gave me this.
1505
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:36,493
A guy on the subway yelled at me.
It was scary.
1506
01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:39,996
But I kind of liked that, too.
1507
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:41,957
(22 SIGHS)
1508
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:45,335
Truth is, I've always worried
1509
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:48,129
that maybe there's something
wrong with me. You know?
1510
01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:51,341
Maybe I'm not good enough for living.
1511
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:58,598
But then you showed me
about purpose and passion,
1512
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:00,850
and maybe sky-watching can be my spark.
1513
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:03,019
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.
1514
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:04,896
Those really aren't purposes, 22.
1515
01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,272
That's just regular old living.
1516
01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:08,441
But, hey, when you get back
to the You Seminar,
1517
01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:09,985
you can give it an honest try.
1518
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,737
No, but I've been at the You Seminar
for thousands of years
1519
01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:14,990
and I have never felt this close.
1520
01:07:15,156 --> 01:07:18,118
Joe! Who's ready to go home?
1521
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,285
(GASPS) Moonwind.
1522
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,412
The stars are almost in alignment.
1523
01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:21,496
JOE: All right.
1524
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:22,789
I'll have you back
in your bodies in no time.
1525
01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:26,459
No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth.
1526
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,586
This is my only chance to find my spark.
1527
01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:32,298
22, you're only loving this stuff
because you're in my body.
1528
01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:35,760
You can find your own thing to love
when you get back to the You Seminar.
1529
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:38,179
Now, come on,
I need my body back. Now!
1530
01:07:40,849 --> 01:07:41,850
No.
1531
01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,437
I'm in the chair.
1532
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,480
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1533
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,274
- 22!
- 22: Leave me alone!
1534
01:07:49,441 --> 01:07:51,484
I'm trying to find my purpose!
1535
01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:53,153
-JOE: 22, you come back here!
1536
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:57,032
22!
1537
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:05,623
WOMAN: Mr. Mittens.
1538
01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:07,584
- (SNARLING)
- Oh.
1539
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:14,716
TERRY: There they are.
1540
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:19,471
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
1541
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,640
You come back here right now!
1542
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:26,352
You stole my body!
1543
01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,859
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
1544
01:08:41,743 --> 01:08:43,745
(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1545
01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:55,715
TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.
1546
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:00,303
(GASPS)
1547
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:03,598
Oh, no, you don't.
1548
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,352
Gotcha!
1549
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,563
No, no, no.
1550
01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:17,862
(PANTS)
1551
01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:19,739
(GRUNTS)
1552
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:22,826
No, no!
1553
01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,412
I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!
1554
01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:28,331
And I was about to find my spark!
1555
01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:29,833
JOE: Find your spark?
My life was finally going to change!
1556
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,251
22: You promised, but you wouldn't
even give me five minutes!
1557
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,544
JOE: I lost everything because of you!
1558
01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:33,628
Joe!
1559
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,464
You cheated.
1560
01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,221
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- TERRY: Found him.
1561
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:44,639
- Joe Gardner.
- You're back!
1562
01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:45,765
Terry, you found them.
1563
01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:46,850
TERRY: No need to thank me.
1564
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,519
It's so nice to have
everything back in order, and...
1565
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:52,605
22 got her pass?
1566
01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:56,484
- Oh, my goodness.
- 22! You got an Earth Pass!
1567
01:09:56,568 --> 01:09:58,027
- This is amazing!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1568
01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,487
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
I knew you could do it.
1569
01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:00,613
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
This is cray cray.
1570
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:03,533
But what...
What filled in the last box?
1571
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,077
I'll tell you what filled it in. I did!
1572
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:07,996
It was my spark that changed that badge.
1573
01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:11,666
She only got that because
she was living my life in my body.
1574
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,043
- I was...
- TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner.
1575
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:15,461
(SNAPS FINGERS)
1576
01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:16,796
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Joe, it's time for you
1577
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,631
to accompany 22 to the Earth portal.
1578
01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,300
Give you a chance to say goodbye.
1579
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,093
Of course.
It's standard procedure.
1580
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,013
Just hold on a minute.
I get to set the count right.
1581
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:27,765
Terry, you have done a super job.
1582
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:28,892
We'll take it from here.
1583
01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:29,976
You're amazing.
1584
01:10:30,852 --> 01:10:32,020
Well, thank you.
1585
01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:34,689
Terrytime.
1586
01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:37,025
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
Go ahead, you two.
1587
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:48,077
You don't know.
1588
01:10:49,621 --> 01:10:51,789
You can't be sure why my pass changed.
1589
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:53,958
(SIGHS) Come on, 22.
Think about it.
1590
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:57,003
You hated music until you were in my body.
1591
01:10:57,170 --> 01:11:00,673
You hated everything until you were me.
1592
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:03,468
(JOE SCOFFS)
1593
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:05,178
I hope you enjoy it.
1594
01:11:22,237 --> 01:11:23,321
JOE: Uh...
1595
01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:27,784
I have to ask,
how the Dickens did you do it?
1596
01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,452
Get that Earth Pass to change?
1597
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:32,163
Oh. You know what, I...
I just let her walk
1598
01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:33,915
a mile in my shoes, you could say.
1599
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,375
Well, it worked.
1600
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,085
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1601
01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:40,004
Well, you should probably
get going to the Great Beyond.
1602
01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:42,840
Hey, um, we never found out
what 22's purpose was.
1603
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:45,468
- Excuse me?
- You know, her, uh, spark.
1604
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:49,305
Her purpose. Was it music?
Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES)
1605
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,808
We don't assign purposes.
Where did you get that idea?
1606
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:53,518
Because I have piano.
1607
01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,645
It's what I was born to do.
That's my spark.
1608
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,064
A spark isn't a soul's purpose.
1609
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:00,775
Oh, you mentors and your passions.
1610
01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:05,363
Your purposes. Your meanings of life.
(SIGHS) So basic.
1611
01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:07,573
- (CHUCKLES)
- No, no, it...
1612
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,578
NEW SOUL: Wow.
1613
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,832
It is music.
My spark is music. I...
1614
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:17,959
I know it is.
1615
01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:24,924
22: I'm no good.
1616
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,468
I got no purpose.
1617
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,013
No purpose.
1618
01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:32,724
No purpose.
1619
01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,144
(SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1620
01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,755
- (PANTING)
- Mr. G?
1621
01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:05,423
Curley, I made it.
I'm ready to go.
1622
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,758
You're too late, man.
1623
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:07,967
Let me talk to Dorothea.
1624
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:10,261
No, no, no, man.
She don't play that.
1625
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,723
These rappers act like...
Who let this lunatic in here?
1626
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,808
Listen, you gotta give me another chance.
1627
01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:18,895
This is my band.
I decide who plays.
1628
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,897
And if you don't go with me,
1629
01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:23,357
you'll be making the biggest
mistake of your career.
1630
01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:26,444
Oh, yeah? Why's that?
1631
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,906
My only purpose on this planet is to play.
1632
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:33,326
It's what I was meant to do.
And nothing's gonna stop me.
1633
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,291
Well, aren't you an arrogant one?
1634
01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:43,377
I guess you really are a jazz player.
1635
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:46,589
Tell Robert he's out. For now.
1636
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,050
Nice suit.
1637
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:02,772
Get ready, Joe Gardner,
your life is about to start.
1638
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:05,775
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)
1639
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,142
(PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)
1640
01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:48,150
(PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES)
1641
01:14:53,573 --> 01:14:55,575
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)
1642
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,882
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
1643
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,976
Welcome to the quartet, Teach.
1644
01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:26,230
(WHOOPING)
1645
01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:28,190
LIBBA: That's my Joey!
1646
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:30,109
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1647
01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:34,989
- What a show!
- That last solo was brilliant.
1648
01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:36,157
That was amazing!
1649
01:15:36,324 --> 01:15:37,658
I'm not gonna cover
that bridge for you again.
1650
01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:39,410
- Whoo! Later, Mr. G.
- Congratulations.
1651
01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:41,287
MELBA: You did great. We love you.
1652
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:42,371
I'm so proud of you, Joey.
1653
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:44,874
Gotta get to bed. We old.
1654
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,375
(JOE CHUCKLES)
1655
01:15:48,753 --> 01:15:50,087
You play 100 shows,
and one of them is killer.
1656
01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:52,048
You don't get many like tonight.
1657
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,507
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1658
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,886
So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next?
1659
01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:00,306
We come back tomorrow night
and do it all again.
1660
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:04,101
What's wrong, Teach?
1661
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:10,483
It's just I've been waiting
on this day for my entire life.
1662
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:14,946
I thought I'd feel different.
1663
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,242
I heard this story about a fish.
1664
01:16:20,952 --> 01:16:23,204
He swims up to this older fish and says,
1665
01:16:23,371 --> 01:16:26,165
"I'm trying to find this thing
they call the ocean."
1666
01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:28,417
"The ocean?" says the older fish.
1667
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:29,961
"That's what you're in right now."
1668
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:33,339
"This?" says the young fish.
"This is water.
1669
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:36,300
"What I want is the ocean."
1670
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:41,055
See you tomorrow.
1671
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:46,394
(CAB DRIVING AWAY)
1672
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,903
- Hey, man.
- Sorry.
1673
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,172
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1674
01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:40,698
(SIGHS)
1675
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:43,242
(PLAYS NOTE)
1676
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,121
(PLAYING SOFT CHORDS)
1677
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,468
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1678
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:24,635
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1679
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,192
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1680
01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:48,075
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
1681
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,999
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1682
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,741
22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark.
1683
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:31,160
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.
1684
01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:33,078
JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22.
1685
01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:34,913
That's just regular old living.
1686
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,082
(STOPS PLAYING)
1687
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,853
(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
1688
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:23,170
MOONWIND: Joe?
JOE: Huh?
1689
01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:25,089
MOONWIND: Joe!
1690
01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:27,716
Good heavens, man.
What are you doing in the zone?
1691
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:31,345
Moonwind. I messed up.
I need to find 22.
1692
01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:34,807
I'm afraid she's become a lost soul.
1693
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,517
- What?
- I'll explain on the way.
1694
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:40,979
When neither of you returned
to The Half Note,
1695
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,606
I suspected something had gone wrong.
1696
01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:46,735
I came back here,
and that's when I spotted her.
1697
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,028
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
1698
01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:53,283
Lost souls are obsessed by something
that disconnects them from life.
1699
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:56,704
And now that 22 has technically lived,
she's become one of them.
1700
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:58,330
- There!
- Good show.
1701
01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,457
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1702
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:06,255
22!
1703
01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:08,632
(SNARLS)
1704
01:22:09,299 --> 01:22:11,093
- Ready the net.
- I'm on it.
1705
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:24,523
MOONWIND: She's got us!
1706
01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:25,733
(RUMBLING)
1707
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:28,944
JOE: Moonwind!
1708
01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,654
MOONWIND: A captain always
goes down with the ship.
1709
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:31,989
It has been a...
1710
01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:37,828
(SNARLS)
1711
01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:38,912
22!
1712
01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:42,499
Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.
1713
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,003
Easy, 22, easy.
1714
01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:49,298
I just came back to give you this.
1715
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:50,966
(SNARLING)
1716
01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:52,676
Easy.
1717
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:56,346
22, listen. Come back!
1718
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,644
And for correcting
our absent-minded mistakes
1719
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:03,812
and setting the count right,
1720
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:08,108
we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.
As you requested.
1721
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:12,946
I am happy to accept this
very special award I requested,
1722
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,741
but that I absolutely deserve.
1723
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,243
- (22 SNARLING)
- (ALL EXCLAIM)
1724
01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:19,828
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Joe Gardner?
1725
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:20,913
And I'll just take that back.
1726
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:22,080
Hey.
1727
01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:27,002
Oi, noob!
You're not where you belong.
1728
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,088
- (22 HISSING)
- (TERRY YELPING)
1729
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,715
(NEW SOULS EXCLAIM)
1730
01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:33,425
COUNSELOR JERRY:
Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1731
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,302
22, stop.
I have something to tell you.
1732
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:39,806
(GRUNTING) Stop that. No.
1733
01:23:39,890 --> 01:23:41,725
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)
1734
01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:43,810
22!
1735
01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:46,188
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Whoa, watch out!
1736
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:47,523
COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy.
1737
01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:48,649
- There, there.
- There's no need to be afraid.
1738
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,984
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Don't worry. Calm down.
1739
01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:53,070
You have to stop running. Please.
1740
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:54,571
JOE: 22, stop.
1741
01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:56,073
22, I was wrong.
1742
01:23:57,282 --> 01:24:01,078
Please, will you listen?
You are ready to live, 22.
1743
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:04,540
(22 ROARS)
1744
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:08,544
- (WIND WHISTLING)
- (22 CRYING)
1745
01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:16,051
I'm not good enough. Nope. No.
1746
01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:17,636
Nothing. I just need to
fill out that last box.
1747
01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:18,720
JOE: 22!
1748
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:20,931
(IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest.
1749
01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:22,432
All you make are bad decisions.
1750
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,518
You are unwise and you won't
make it in the world.
1751
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:25,644
You're so selfish.
1752
01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:26,770
No one would ever want to be around you.
1753
01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:27,980
Loser.
1754
01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:30,315
Oh, the world needs remarkable people
1755
01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:33,402
and you are the least
remarkable soul I've ever met.
1756
01:24:33,694 --> 01:24:35,529
You'll never find your spark.
1757
01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:36,697
Imbecile.
1758
01:24:36,863 --> 01:24:38,407
- I cannot help you.
- (VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1759
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:39,533
22!
1760
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,285
22: I just need to fill out that last box.
1761
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:42,578
I'm not good enough at all.
1762
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:44,621
You will never find your spark.
1763
01:24:44,705 --> 01:24:46,081
There's no point.
1764
01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:48,709
(IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes,
you idiot.
1765
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:50,377
That's just regular old living.
1766
01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,004
This is a waste of time.
1767
01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:54,590
You only got that badge
because you were in my body.
1768
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:56,592
That's why you ruin everything.
1769
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:59,428
Because you have no purpose.
1770
01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:00,721
(JOE SHOUTS)
1771
01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:04,141
(JOE GRUNTING)
1772
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,185
(GASPS) No, no, no.
1773
01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:11,648
(GASPS)
1774
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,071
(IN JOE'S VOICE)
There's no point.
1775
01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:19,948
(IN 22'S VOICE)
You'll never find your spark.
1776
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:24,244
(ECHOING)
Because you have no purpose!
1777
01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:34,004
- (MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES)
- I'm not good. Nope.
1778
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:37,424
Nothing. I just need to fill
out that last box. I give up.
1779
01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:50,103
JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready?
1780
01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:51,188
Huh?
1781
01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:52,981
To come live.
1782
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:56,777
I'm scared, Joe.
1783
01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,321
I'm not good enough.
1784
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,075
Anyway, I never got my spark.
1785
01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:04,743
Yes, you did.
1786
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,752
JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose.
1787
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:17,589
That last box fills in
when you're ready to come live.
1788
01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:20,550
And, the thing is
1789
01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:24,012
you're pretty great at jazzing.
1790
01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:27,766
(SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1791
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:54,626
But, Joe,
1792
01:26:55,335 --> 01:26:56,712
this means you won't get to...
1793
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:59,756
It's okay. I already did.
1794
01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:01,675
Now it's your turn.
1795
01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:05,262
(GRUNTS)
1796
01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:06,930
(WHIMPERS)
1797
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:09,057
I'll go with you.
1798
01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:10,934
You know you can't do that.
1799
01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:14,354
I know.
But I'll go as far as I can.
1800
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:28,160
(SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
1801
01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:31,163
Hey! Take a look!
1802
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,376
(GASPS)
1803
01:27:39,838 --> 01:27:41,089
Wow!
1804
01:27:41,965 --> 01:27:44,551
(GIGGLES, WHOOPS)
1805
01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:49,473
(LAUGHING)
1806
01:27:49,556 --> 01:27:52,225
(WHOOPING)
1807
01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,900
(EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY)
1808
01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:10,994
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1809
01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:30,430
(MUSIC FADES)
1810
01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:54,996
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Mr. Gardner?
1811
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:57,541
JOE: Yes?
1812
01:28:57,624 --> 01:28:58,834
Do you have a moment?
1813
01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:03,505
I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys
when I say thank you.
1814
01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:04,923
For what?
1815
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:06,883
We're in the business of inspiration, Joe,
1816
01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:09,678
but it's not often
we find ourselves inspired.
1817
01:29:10,136 --> 01:29:11,638
Huh. Really?
1818
01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,350
So, we all decided to give you
another chance.
1819
01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:19,980
(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES)
1820
01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:22,983
Hopefully, you will watch
where you walk from now on.
1821
01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:25,652
But what about Terry?
1822
01:29:25,819 --> 01:29:27,320
We worked it out with Terry.
1823
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:29,030
(CLICKING)
1824
01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:31,241
Mm. That's weird.
1825
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:32,450
Hey, Terry, what's that over there?
1826
01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:33,577
Look immediately.
1827
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:34,661
What? What are you talking about?
1828
01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:36,705
- Oh, nothing. You were saying?
- Hmm?
1829
01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:38,623
Were you even talking?
I can't remember.
1830
01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:39,916
Never mind.
1831
01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:42,502
Well?
1832
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:50,218
Thanks.
1833
01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:52,470
So what do you think you'll do?
1834
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,222
How are you gonna spend your life?
1835
01:29:54,848 --> 01:29:56,433
I'm not sure.
1836
01:29:59,686 --> 01:30:01,229
JOE: But I do know...
1837
01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:08,361
I'm going to live every minute of it.
1838
01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:11,281
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1839
01:30:26,838 --> 01:30:29,257
(MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING)
1840
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,601
(SONG PLAYING)
1841
01:38:56,013 --> 01:38:57,265
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
1842
01:38:57,348 --> 01:38:58,933
(RAPPING)
♪ Rappin Ced is the name
1843
01:38:59,016 --> 01:39:00,935
♪ And you should get it right
1844
01:39:01,018 --> 01:39:04,605
♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite
1845
01:39:04,730 --> 01:39:08,526
♪ Joey G on the keys
KP and Tommy with me
1846
01:39:08,609 --> 01:39:10,153
♪ How much you wanna bet?
1847
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:11,988
♪ We can take the whole city
1848
01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:13,906
♪ You see us stylin' from the island
1849
01:39:13,990 --> 01:39:15,533
♪ All the way to BK
1850
01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:19,162
♪ Boogie down made the sound
But we took it away
1851
01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:22,915
♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems
If you know what I mean
1852
01:39:22,999 --> 01:39:26,794
♪ Now everybody bow down to
The Kings of Queens ♪
1853
01:39:26,878 --> 01:39:28,212
(GRUNTING)
1854
01:40:26,729 --> 01:40:28,689
Hey! Movie's over.
1855
01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,233
Go home!