1 00:01:35,311 --> 00:01:36,350 What the fuck? 2 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,720 And I'll still be in love with you. 3 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,590 It's that way that you.... 4 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,550 It's the way that you.... 5 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:13,060 Wait, shit. Come on, Dave, what is it? 6 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:16,130 That-- That amazing.... It's that amazing way that-- 7 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,380 - Who are you talking to? - Jesus. 8 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,970 - You scared the crap out of me. - Sorry. 9 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:25,840 No, it's all right. I just-- I thought I was alone. 10 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:29,050 - So you were talking to no one? - No. 11 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,010 - You go to Humphrey? - Yeah. Westerberg? 12 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:34,310 North. Do you know whose party this is? 13 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:37,130 - No, not a clue. What about you? - No, I don't know. 14 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:41,260 I got brought by some friends. Not even friends, really, just these girls. 15 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:43,720 They might be whores. Or at least whorish. 16 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:46,670 The guys I hang out with, we drive around all night... 17 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,380 ...calling everyone, just looking for some party. 18 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:50,550 I mean, any party. 19 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,470 We'll finally find one, and we'll get here and we won't know anybody... 20 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,220 ...so we just stand around and eventually leave... 21 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:59,180 ...go look for some other party. 22 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:03,180 - That's silly. Why do you do it? - What else are you gonna do, right? 23 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:07,470 - Why'd you come out tonight? - I don't know. 24 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:10,720 A laugh, maybe. But I'm not looking for a boyfriend. 25 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,930 I got someone. I mean, kind of. I have a dude. 26 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,590 - Who? - Why? 27 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,720 - Maybe I know him. - You don't. He's older. 28 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,890 So why aren't you in there right now... 29 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:27,470 ...putting moves on some waifish sophomore with low self-esteem? 30 00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:31,010 I just kind of have one girl that I'm kind of interested in. 31 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:33,350 - So, what's her name? - Jane. 32 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:36,470 - Jane Nussbaum? - Harmon. 33 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,340 So, what's your name? 34 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,640 - Dave. - Dave, I'm Aubrey. 35 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,310 - Audrey. - Aubrey. 36 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:45,010 - Aubrey. - Yeah. 37 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,930 And you go to North. Senior? 38 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:51,300 - Junior. - Right. Of course you are, yeah. 39 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:54,710 What is that supposed to mean? Am I not mature enough for you? 40 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,590 No, of course not. I mean, no, of course you are. 41 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,930 It's just you don't have that look in your eye, you know? 42 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:04,840 - Not sure I do. - That desperate, kind of demented look. 43 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:08,840 The "I'm a senior and I'm graduating in less than a month... 44 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:12,640 ...and all my nights of drunken high school parties are almost over." 45 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,090 - You got that look. - Right? 46 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:20,390 So this girl Jane, she doesn't like you back? 47 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:24,210 She likes me. Platonically. As a friend. 48 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,630 I know what "platonically" means. I'm a junior, not a moron. 49 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,550 - I'm sorry. - It's cool, Dave. 50 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,800 So have you tried? Like actually tried? 51 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,510 I think she's gonna hook up with Brendan Meltzer. 52 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:36,670 My friend hooked up with Brendan once. 53 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,680 - There you go. - He is ripped. 54 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,550 What are you doing to me? 55 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,130 I'm just saying I wouldn't get my hopes up. 56 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:46,550 Well, trust me, they're not up, okay? That's why I'm out here. 57 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,340 - You're hiding? - I'm not hiding. 58 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,010 - Fleeing? - No. 59 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,640 - Fleeing? - Yeah. 60 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,960 I just-- I had to get out of there, okay? 61 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:57,340 I couldn't stand around watching the girl I'm in love with... 62 00:04:57,510 --> 00:05:00,510 ...flirt with the best-looking guy ever. It's torture. 63 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:04,130 - Want some gum? - No, thanks. I'm good. 64 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,800 Yeah, actually. 65 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:18,970 I should get back inside before, you know, they leave without me. 66 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,510 Actually, wait. Hey, let me ask you a question. 67 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:30,550 Do you think it's possible there's something I could say to this girl... 68 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,630 ...just some way I could tell her how I feel... 69 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,380 ...in a way that just would make her fall for me? 70 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:39,390 - What do you have in mind? - Here. 71 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,680 "Jane.... 72 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:50,090 Janey... 73 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:53,210 ...lately I've been feeling like there's so much noise. 74 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:57,840 You know, so much static. All these voices competing for attention. 75 00:05:58,010 --> 00:06:00,220 Teachers, parents, magazines. 76 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:03,340 What's in, what's out, who's cool, who's not cool enough. 77 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:07,880 And all this shit just gets so loud, I feel like I can't even hear myself think. 78 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:11,340 You know, I just wanna get in my car and drive. 79 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,050 But then I see you. 80 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:17,680 I see you across the hall, leaning against your locker... 81 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,090 ...in that jacket that you love so much... 82 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:23,880 ...and the way you tuck your hair back behind your ears. 83 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,800 And you see me and you smile... 84 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:33,670 ...you just smile, and it's like all that noise fades away. 85 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,760 You know? 86 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,010 And the only thing I can hear is the sound of your voice... 87 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,040 ...when you call out my name." 88 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:54,630 Oh, no. Oh, my.... 89 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,470 Oh, my God, I'm literally too embarrassing to live. 90 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:00,790 - No. No. - I can't believe I just said that. Out loud. 91 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,420 I mean, even to you. 92 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,590 I can't even believe I was gonna say that to her. I was. 93 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,040 Okay. It's not that so much as she doesn't.... 94 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:16,340 She doesn't really care about that shit, you know, the noise and the magazines. 95 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:19,460 She doesn't wanna hear how beautiful you think she is... 96 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,840 ...when she tucks her hair behind her ears. 97 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,260 I doubt she really wants to hear anything. 98 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:28,510 All she wants to feel is a little less freaked out than she already does... 99 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,590 ...which, you know, is probably very. 100 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:34,590 She wants to be with a guy who seems less freaked out. 101 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:39,250 And if you can be that guy, then rad. 102 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,290 But if you can't... 103 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:44,880 ...then you're not gonna be her dude. 104 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:50,960 - I'm never gonna be her dude, am I? - Not with that attitude, my friend, no. 105 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:54,710 And you're a senior, so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. 106 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,080 In college you can reinvent yourself as a doer, not a talker. 107 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,290 Maybe. 108 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,340 Well, you should probably get back, huh? 109 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,170 If you're worried your friends are gonna leave.... 110 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:17,870 You asked for my opinion. 111 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,750 No, I was just gonna say you could catch a ride home with me. 112 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:27,220 Well.... 113 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,170 Yeah, those whores won't leave without me. 114 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:34,510 They're probably hooking up with somebody. 115 00:08:34,670 --> 00:08:38,290 I would have to go and unhook them, and I don't feel like doing that. 116 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:40,670 - Then don't. - All right. I won't. 117 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,550 - Great. - Okay. 118 00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:49,380 This song is amazing. 119 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:52,960 - Yeah, this song is amazing. - Amazing. 120 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,540 Wanna dance with me? 121 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,550 I don't know, I.... Do you wanna...? 122 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,010 - Do you wanna dance with me? - No. 123 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,000 - What? - Would I--? 124 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,500 - Just-- - "No." 125 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:12,670 Man, way to build up my confidence. You did-- Well, I-- 126 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,920 Which was lacking. It was lacking. You even pointed it out. 127 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,420 Look, it's just I don't dance publicly. 128 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:22,210 And I don't do PDA either. Those couples, they make me nauseous. 129 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,710 It's like, "Really, guys? 130 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,330 You're gonna make out in the fricking mall in front of everybody?" 131 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,880 Okay, well, first of all, we're all alone here, you know. 132 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,830 Second of all, I mean, I was just talking about one dance, you know. 133 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,000 Well? 134 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:15,450 I can't believe I'm doing this. It's just like the cheesiest thing ever. 135 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,040 All we need now is for it to be raining. 136 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:20,880 I mean, it's just so tired, right? And completely-- 137 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,670 Would you deal with it? 138 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,960 Your balls are vibrating. 139 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:40,670 - What? What? - Oh, it's just the cops are here. 140 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,420 - Get out of here! - Get out of here! Cops! 141 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:46,830 - Where's your car? - We're out of here, man. 142 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,250 - I didn't drive. The Englishman did. - What? 143 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,040 - My little English friend. - Who? 144 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:54,950 They're handcuffing people. It's every man for himself. Let's go. 145 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,130 What's wrong with you assholes? Let's go. 146 00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:08,750 What should we do? 147 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,340 Hang on, I just need to-- I'll call my-- 148 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,750 My house is like 10 blocks away. You wanna walk with me for a little? 149 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,290 Yes. 150 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,790 - Where are you gonna go to college? - Columbia. 151 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,080 Wow, so you're, like, Smartypants McGee. 152 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,660 No, I don't know about "Smartypants McGee." 153 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,290 Any idea what you might wanna do? 154 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:01,170 I wanna teach. I wanna live in New York and teach. 155 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,160 Elementary school to start. Somewhere where there's a real need. 156 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:10,250 Then probably developmental psychology. 157 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:13,160 So you pretty much know exactly what you wanna do. 158 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,200 Yeah. How about you? 159 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:17,160 I have no idea. I like collage. 160 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:18,710 - Collage? - And I draw some. 161 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,200 I'm learning how to play drums. Helps me work out my aggression. 162 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:25,450 - You got a lot of aggression? - The average amount, I think. 163 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,040 Are you...? Are you happy? 164 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,460 Happy? 165 00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:32,910 Yeah, do you think of yourself as a reasonably happy person? 166 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,960 - Content or what have you? - No, I wouldn't say content. 167 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:41,950 I'm just-- I'm ready to get out of here. I'm so over high school. 168 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,370 You've still got another year. 169 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,080 I'm aware of that. Dick. 170 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,740 - You? - Me what? 171 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,160 Are you a happy-go-lucky kind of kid? 172 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,830 Because I'll slap you if you are. 173 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,540 Well, I am right now, which is surprising. 174 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,580 You know I'm dating someone? 175 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,580 Wait. Krasne? 176 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,660 - What? - No, dude, it's Wurtzheimer, dude. 177 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,370 - It's Wurtzheimer. - Sorry, man, not him. 178 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,540 Don't apologize for who you are or are not. 179 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:24,000 - That ought to be on a T-shirt, right? - You guys know where this party's at? 180 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,960 - It just got broken up by the police. - No, dude, the one on Chestnut. 181 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,000 - That's where we were. - You sure? 182 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:31,700 Pretty sure. 183 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:36,460 But, hey, you guys want a ride? I guess we're heading west. 184 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:40,620 No, I'm just a few blocks away. I'm fine on my own if you wanna.... 185 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,120 You know what? We're good. Thanks, though. 186 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:49,130 Suit yourselves. You kids are adorable. 187 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,290 - Yeah. - Take it easy, Wurtzheimer, all right? 188 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:06,160 Well, this is me. 189 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:10,740 That's me. This is me. 190 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,790 - Well, hey. - Yes? Yeah? 191 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,410 I don't know, would you wanna maybe hang out sometime? 192 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,080 What were we just doing? 193 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,160 I don't know, I just meant-- 194 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:28,750 - You asking me for my number? - I was easing into it. 195 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,280 Okay. 196 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,540 - Okay, fine? - Yes, go. Give it to me. 197 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,950 Do you wanna come in for a second? 198 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,620 What about your boyfriend? 199 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,910 - I'm not gonna doink you or anything. - I know. 200 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:50,660 - What about your parents? - You have to be really quiet. 201 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,950 Do you want something to drink? 202 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,120 Sure. 203 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,250 What do you want? 204 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:28,870 I don't know. Whatever you're having is fine. 205 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,530 I'm gonna have some wine. 206 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,330 Yeah, works for me. 207 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,820 Oh, shit. 208 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,080 This is really very cool. 209 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,450 It's true, huh? 210 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,450 The sound quality really is way better than a download. 211 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,660 Not really. 212 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,660 Then why...? 213 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:41,240 I just like the idea of it. You know, a record collection. 214 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:44,200 You know, most of them are my dad's. 215 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,860 You wanna know when I'm really happy? 216 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,530 Four o'clock. 217 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,870 Home from school, and the sun comes through that window... 218 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,490 ...and just makes the carpet all, like, warm. 219 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:19,410 And I sit here cutting out pictures. 220 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,700 When I was little, it was Crayolas, but.... 221 00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:25,530 I've never been more content than when I'm just... 222 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,620 ...you know, by myself, doing my thing. 223 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,870 Yeah, I know what you mean. 224 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,240 I mean, I'm not alone much, definitely not in my house... 225 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,530 ...but I have my car. 226 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:43,120 Some nights, I just like to drive around, music up, windows down, just-- 227 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,530 Have you had sex yet? 228 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:49,700 - What? - Just asking. 229 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,790 - Honestly? - No, lie to me. 230 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,740 Not yet. 231 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,200 I mean, not that there haven't been some opportunities. 232 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:05,610 - Girls lining up to have sex with you? - No, that's not what I meant. 233 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,990 You wanna have sex with Jane? 234 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:14,530 I guess, yeah. But I don't like to fantasize about.... 235 00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:18,620 I fantasize about holding her hand and kissing in the rain. 236 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,410 You know, all that cheesy, tired romantic shit... 237 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,530 ...that you're such a fan of. 238 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,820 And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn. 239 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:30,740 - Is that an actress I should know? - She's a girl who goes to my school. 240 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,650 She's the girl that everyone wants to have sex with because she's mean. 241 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,620 Jane's the girl that you want to be your girlfriend. 242 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:44,110 The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time. 243 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,280 Have you done it yet? 244 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,320 None of your business. 245 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:09,490 Everything cool has been ruined. Was before we got here. 246 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:12,570 Even sex and relationships. 247 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,610 It's all just so safe and convenient. 248 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,990 Homogenized. 249 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:25,400 Exchange profiles, boil your personality down to some compatibility equation. 250 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,410 What's your favorite movie? Who's your favorite artist? 251 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,780 Then with one click... 252 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:33,570 ...we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us. 253 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,490 Get married, give birth to two and a half babies. 254 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:42,190 We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter. 255 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,610 No, that's-- That is not for me. 256 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:48,620 I wanna meet a man the old-fashioned way, you know... 257 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,830 ...like in a bar. 258 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,240 How about a dark alley? Crazy guy who talks to himself? 259 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,980 Give me your hand. 260 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:12,860 Which one am I? 261 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:15,280 The virgin or the skank? 262 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,940 I've never met anyone like you before. 263 00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:28,410 That's a pretty good answer. 264 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:59,320 I have trouble sleeping with someone in the room. 265 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:02,230 - I'll take off. - No. 266 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:08,200 It's just, sleepovers, camp, I always hated them. 267 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:10,190 Not because I minded being away... 268 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:14,280 ...but because there was always some mouth breather next to me. 269 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,400 You don't have to explain. I'll go. 270 00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:19,940 Not yet. I just.... 271 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:24,650 Maybe we could lie here for a minute. 272 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:30,070 And I could just close my eyes, see what it's like. 273 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,730 Is that okay? 274 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,650 Okay. 275 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,070 Your heart is beating really fast. 276 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,070 I know. 277 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,950 Sorry. 278 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,940 It's cool, Hodgman. 279 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,150 Honey, wake up. It's almost 11. 280 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,490 - Oh, shit. - Aubrey? 281 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:30,270 - Yeah. I'll be out in a minute. - Okay. 282 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,450 Oh, God, no. I'm so sorry. 283 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,730 Okay, you've gotta get out. The window. 284 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,650 - Hurry. - Okay. 285 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,490 - What now? - Jump. 286 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,110 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 287 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,020 - Okay, go. Call me. - Okay. Yes. 288 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,030 Wait, wait, wait. I don't even think I got your number. 289 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:24,280 Aubrey? 290 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:27,690 Aubrey! 291 00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:37,020 Bad-ass. I was like Jason Bourne, you know? 292 00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:41,070 Or Jason Statham. Then I called you. 293 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,060 - What? - You're a sweet boy, you know that? 294 00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:48,060 - Shut up. - No, you truly are. 295 00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:50,980 Your Bambi-like innocence is just, what? Adorable. 296 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,190 - I'm gonna pinch your cheek. - Screw you. 297 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,650 David, there is no boyfriend. 298 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,900 - But-- - No. 299 00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,520 - You think she made it up? - Of course she did. 300 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,650 Girls say they have a boyfriend when they meet some dick. 301 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,650 - It's practically in the manual. - I believed her. 302 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:10,230 Of course you did. Even now, when I'm assuring you it's bullshit. 303 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,440 It's how you know if she likes you. In a couple days, text. 304 00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:17,270 See if she wants to hang out, get some Chinese, some Szechuan chicken. 305 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,480 If she says "boyfriend," you know she didn't like you. 306 00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:23,860 But you can always tell yourself, "Hey, she has a boyfriend." 307 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:28,230 You know? "It's not me." It's a good system. Tell him. 308 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,820 - I'm not gonna text her. - Why not? 309 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:34,610 I thought you said she had a tight little bottom. 310 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:37,690 - Because. - Because of Jane? 311 00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:40,150 Seriously, David, that's never gonna happen. 312 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,980 I accidentally spilled wine on her carpet. 313 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:46,440 - Right. Who gives a shit? - She does. 314 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,810 She's got this thing about her carpet. 315 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:54,890 The way the sunlight hits it at a certain point in the afternoon and.... 316 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,400 Couldn't text her even if I wanted to. 317 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,690 She didn't give you her number, did she? 318 00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:02,900 She started to. 319 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:05,850 She typed in the first few digits, and then we.... 320 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:09,690 But I did get those first three digits on my phone. 321 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:13,190 How many possible combinations of numbers could there really be? 322 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,140 Ten thousand. 323 00:25:16,190 --> 00:25:18,900 - Just call Information. - Don't be stupid, okay? 324 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,820 She's not gonna be listed. 325 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:23,530 Plus, I don't even know her parents' first names. 326 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,900 And Lashanda says there's like 337 Millers in Deranja County. 327 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,310 What's a Lashanda? 328 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,690 The lady I talked to when I called Information. 329 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:32,190 You know where she lives. 330 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:37,020 I know where she-- Great. So I could stand outside of her house? 331 00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:39,440 Because that won't be so creepy. Yes. Great. 332 00:25:39,610 --> 00:25:42,570 - Find her on Facebook. - I don't think she does Facebook. 333 00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:46,850 - She doesn't believe in that sort of thing. - She doesn't believe in it? 334 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:50,190 This girl sounds like a ginormous ass-ache, my friend. 335 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,030 Like a huge ache in my ass. 336 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:55,270 I'm telling you, I know the type. 337 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,730 The alternative rock indie chick who only goes to art films... 338 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:02,230 ...smells like vegan food, can't be bothered to shave her pits. 339 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,520 Eventually falls in love with a bull dyke named Harley. 340 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:07,480 - Where do you come up--? - Stanwyck. 341 00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,520 - What are you jabbering about? - Stanwyck goes to North. 342 00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:13,020 Stanwyck goes to North. We'll call Stanwyck. 343 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:16,690 He'll have access to the student database. Just thought of that. 344 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:24,060 - What do you want? - Stanwyck, it's Daldry. I need a favor. 345 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:27,440 You can finally pay me back for giving you Courtney Yamazaki. 346 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,070 She was never gonna go out with you. She thinks you're disgusting. 347 00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:34,140 - Whatever gets you through the night. - What do you want? 348 00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:36,730 We need a number for a girl that goes to North. 349 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:38,770 Hold on a sec. What year? 350 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,100 - Junior. - Who was that? 351 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:44,270 It's Hodgman. 352 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:47,690 - Junior. Okay. - It's gonna be Aubrey Miller. 353 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:50,770 - Miller, Audrey.... - Aubrey. 354 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:54,270 Aubrey Miller. Just an address and the home number. 355 00:26:54,430 --> 00:26:56,600 - No cell? - What did I say? 356 00:26:56,770 --> 00:26:58,230 Okay, how about an e-mail? 357 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,470 Just the home number. You want it or not, Dave? 358 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,390 Yes, give us the number. 359 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,520 We're gonna see that movie tonight, 7:15, Old Orchard. 360 00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:18,190 - What movie? - Where the world ends in five days. 361 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,690 - Three days. - Three days. Not a lot of time. 362 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:24,480 - That movie is gonna suck. I'll skip it. - David. 363 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:29,650 Look, it goes without saying, leave it a few days before you call this girl. 364 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:32,220 Let's give the illusion that you have a life. 365 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:36,560 Of course. I'm happy we got the number, but I don't know. 366 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:38,940 I probably won't even call her at all. 367 00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:42,060 We'll see how I feel by the end of the week or something. 368 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:43,350 Or in a couple weeks. 369 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:48,810 - Hi, yes, is this Mr. Miller? - I don't take solicitations. 370 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:53,430 No, no, no. I'm actually a friend of your.... 371 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,810 - Well, one of your daughters'. - Only got the one that I'm aware of. 372 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:01,430 Yup, right, okay. Well, I'm a friend of Aubrey's. 373 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,140 Yes, well, may I speak with her, please? 374 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,310 - Hello? - Aubrey? 375 00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:13,890 - Speaking. - Well, hey, it's Dave. 376 00:28:14,730 --> 00:28:18,060 Yeah, yeah. Hold on one second. 377 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,010 One second. 378 00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:26,690 Hi. What's up? 379 00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:30,640 Well, nothing much, actually. I just-- 380 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:35,310 I got home safely, so there's that. Rest easy, I guess. 381 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,520 But I just wanted to make sure that you were cool. 382 00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:42,680 You know, that everything was cool with, you know.... 383 00:28:42,850 --> 00:28:43,890 Yeah. 384 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,690 - Yeah, everything's cool? - Yeah. 385 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:50,560 Great. Good. Sweet. Well, okay. 386 00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:54,520 Well, hey, I also wanted to say-- Well, or ask you... 387 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:56,350 ...what are you doing later? 388 00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:58,560 I don't know. 389 00:28:58,730 --> 00:29:00,970 I think I'm gonna go to a movie with Ronny. 390 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,640 - Ronny? - Ronny. 391 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,020 Ronny. Of course. 392 00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:08,400 That's good. That's funny, though, because I'm going to the movies too. 393 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,560 But we're going to Old Orchard. 394 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,060 Well, that's where I'm going. 395 00:29:13,930 --> 00:29:16,650 - Then I guess I'll see you. - Maybe. 396 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:20,100 - All right. Well, cool. - Cool. 397 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,140 Later. 398 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:33,180 I think that went pretty well, right? 399 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,510 - Can we finish this? - Listen. 400 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,890 I'm not gonna lecture you on parenting. 401 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:44,600 You stick to your area, and I will stick to mine. 402 00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:46,100 But let me just say this: 403 00:29:46,270 --> 00:29:49,100 We all knew at some point I was going to have a drink. 404 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:52,180 It's inevitable. I am a teenager, and this is America... 405 00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:56,650 ...and isn't it better that I do it here, alone in my room with a glass of wine... 406 00:29:56,810 --> 00:30:00,140 ...rather than at some party, doing shots with some date rapist? 407 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,520 Or when I could be killed in a fiery car accident? 408 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:08,720 - Well? - Look, this isn't just about wine. This-- 409 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,970 You spilled it. You.... 410 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,150 I don't even know. What was the question again? 411 00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:20,810 Can I go to the movies, or are we gonna punish me for being responsible? 412 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:26,440 Really? 413 00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:30,560 You may go. 414 00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:32,890 Good. 415 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:35,020 It was a good talk. 416 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:46,470 How you doing? 417 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,560 Well, you know, I've been better. 418 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,310 I've had a really rough week, emotionally. 419 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,720 And I'm telling you because I might not be, like... 420 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:02,390 ...a ton of fun tonight or.... 421 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,560 You've been crying. 422 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,350 Anyway. 423 00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:11,600 How are you? 424 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:13,850 Fine. 425 00:31:16,390 --> 00:31:19,100 This is so not cool. What am I doing here, you know? 426 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:25,550 She's gonna think I'm stalking her like some weird, creepy nerd. 427 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,930 Remember Aaron Finklestein? 428 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,100 That's gonna be me. That's gonna be me. 429 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:32,350 Poor bastard was never heard from again. 430 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,270 Then again, I don't plan on raping anybody. 431 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,510 Don't look now, lambchop. This shit just got real. 432 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,470 - No, okay-- - Hey. 433 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:44,730 - Mr. Daldry. - Jane. 434 00:31:44,890 --> 00:31:47,550 B. Where did you disappear to last night? 435 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,930 - I was looking for you. - I was around. 436 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,770 I wanted us to have one of our late-night talks. 437 00:31:52,930 --> 00:31:55,720 - So, what are you doing later? - I don't know. 438 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,430 - Daldry, what are we doing later? - We're keeping our options open. 439 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,180 - I may have a lead for a party in La Mesa. - We could go to my house. 440 00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:04,800 The parentals are in Cabo... 441 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:07,550 ...and I told those losers I may have people over. 442 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,760 Come on. What are we seeing? 443 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:12,850 - Hey, Dave. - Hey. Hey. 444 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,430 Hi. I'm Jane. 445 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:20,010 I'm Aubrey. This is Ronny. 446 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,350 What's up, dudes? 447 00:32:21,470 --> 00:32:22,730 - Hey, Daldry. - Yeah? 448 00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:25,300 Come meet Aubrey and her boyfriend, Ronny. 449 00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:27,180 Her boyfriend, Ronny. 450 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:30,930 Oh, marvelous. I'm Simon Daldry. Pleasure to meet you both. 451 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:36,590 This is Brianna, Erica, Big Corporation. 452 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,760 Wait, sorry? 453 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:40,640 It's a football thing. It's what everyone calls him. 454 00:32:40,810 --> 00:32:42,220 - Big Corporation. - I get it. 455 00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:45,050 It's funny because corporations destroy everything. 456 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:47,680 The environment, democracy, culture, music. 457 00:32:47,850 --> 00:32:50,260 It's ironic. I love it. 458 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:54,430 Right. We're gonna see How the World Ends, yeah? 459 00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:56,970 - How about you guys? - The new AlmodГіvar film. 460 00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,850 Actually, no. I'm not down for subtitles tonight. 461 00:33:00,010 --> 00:33:02,310 Is it cool if we see something else? 462 00:33:04,090 --> 00:33:08,180 She's so bashful. But don't be fooled. She's a tigress when we're alone. 463 00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:12,600 Whatever you want, my little tiger cub. You wanna see a dumb movie, that's fine. 464 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:15,970 - I just wanna be next to you tonight. - Yeah. 465 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,350 Go, go, go! 466 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,050 Mommy! 467 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:31,220 Not on my watch, you alien bitch. 468 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,310 Come on, boys. Lock and load. Hit them high, hit them low. 469 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,640 Suck on this. 470 00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:13,380 Tell Mikey I love him and I'll always love him. 471 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:14,930 You tell him yourself. 472 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:20,970 Run. Go. Run, run. 473 00:34:33,010 --> 00:34:35,430 We've only got one shot at this. 474 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,760 Really wonderful film, huh? 475 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:02,670 Yeah. It's touching. 476 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,840 - Hey, listen-- - I'm sorry... 477 00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:09,970 ...that I made you jump off the roof. That was nuts. And dangerous. 478 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,800 And I'm sorry if I was a little, like.... 479 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,220 You know, on the phone. I just-- I wig out a little sometimes. 480 00:35:17,390 --> 00:35:20,960 - Not that that's an excuse. - Give me your cell. 481 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:35,300 Okay. And I forgive you. 482 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,880 - So.... - So. 483 00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:48,100 So you're here with Jane. She's really pretty. 484 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,630 Yeah, she's all right. 485 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,840 And she's sitting next to you and she's holding your hand. 486 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:55,680 - It kind of seems like she likes you. - No. 487 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,340 - I don't know. - Okay. 488 00:35:57,510 --> 00:36:01,550 I'm definitely having thoughts about the sexy time with her, though. 489 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,970 Definitely. So thanks for that. 490 00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:06,550 Maybe that's good. Take her off the pedestal. 491 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,350 That cheeseball romance stuff? 492 00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:12,510 That's strictly for Nicholas Sparks books and commercials for De Beers. 493 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,760 It's like Zussman says, it's biology. Natural selection. 494 00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:19,960 A female chooses her mate so her offspring have a greater chance at survival. 495 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:24,590 - Zussman? - Mr. Zussman. He's my biology teacher. 496 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,220 Although I suppose he's selling something too. 497 00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:31,090 Well, I'm not sure I'm the strongest mate in my particular gene pool... 498 00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,550 ...but I guess we can give it shot, right? 499 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,590 Come on. Confidence is sexy, Hodgman. 500 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,710 I know. That's what my mom keeps telling me. 501 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,380 I should go back inside. 502 00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:42,970 Yeah. 503 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:46,390 Well, hey, Ronny seems like a cool guy. 504 00:36:46,550 --> 00:36:48,210 - Does he? - No. 505 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,960 Well-- I mean, I can't tell yet. 506 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,260 Okay. 507 00:36:54,430 --> 00:36:56,510 Hey, listen. 508 00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:01,630 A bunch of us were gonna go to that girl's house after, to Brianna's. 509 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,420 I guess some other people too. 510 00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:06,390 - It's not like a party. It's just a thing. - Okay. 511 00:37:06,550 --> 00:37:08,960 - Yeah, let me talk to him. - Sweet. Talk to him. 512 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,800 I guess enjoy the end of the world. 513 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,380 I wanna travel. 514 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,460 - All right. - You got me thinking... 515 00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:30,920 ...about what I wanna do, and I definitely wanna travel. 516 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,880 As a career? 517 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,920 Last summer I got to visit my uncle and his boyfriend in Madrid. 518 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,210 One day I was walking around and I got lost. 519 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:43,720 My phone was dead, and I had no idea where their apartment was. 520 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,960 I was worried I was gonna have to adapt to life as a street person in Madrid. 521 00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:52,340 Finally I wandered into this plaza and sat by this fountain and I just breathed. 522 00:37:52,510 --> 00:37:56,960 And I realized I had been so focused on where I was going and getting back... 523 00:37:57,130 --> 00:38:01,010 ...that I hadn't even noticed where I was. 524 00:38:01,170 --> 00:38:03,760 I hadn't noticed anything. And so I started to. 525 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,930 I started to notice, like... 526 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:10,630 ...the personality of the architecture and, like... 527 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,550 ...the way people would just greet each other on the streets. 528 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:19,840 And even the sky looked, like, different over there. 529 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,090 And it felt like I was just letting go of something. 530 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:28,130 But also like, I'm finally in the world. 531 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:34,470 Eventually, I found my way back, but those few hours were the best. 532 00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:38,420 It was the best part of my trip, and I just.... 533 00:38:38,590 --> 00:38:42,840 I wanna get back out there so bad. There's so much stuff I wanna see. 534 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,340 What? 535 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,800 Wow, that was so stupid. 536 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,050 - No, no, no. - I'm sorry. That was weird. 537 00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:55,290 It wasn't stupid. I just-- I was-- 538 00:38:56,130 --> 00:39:00,840 I was just listening to you, and I wanna go with you. 539 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,920 Okay. 540 00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:10,210 Hey, babe. What am I, seeing this shit alone? 541 00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:13,340 Yeah. I mean, no. No. No. 542 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:16,130 I'm coming. Oh, and here. 543 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,920 Let me tell you guys something. 544 00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:35,120 Something you don't know, because you haven't been in the world. 545 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,540 But when you get to my age, you'll realize that... 546 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,010 ...you know, everything is just bullshit. 547 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,250 Nobody cares about anything except making money. 548 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,540 Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. 549 00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:52,380 So some glorified little office boy, junior-executive prick... 550 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:55,830 ...tells the Joan Cusack Experience our stuff isn't commercial? 551 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,210 Screw you, pal. No. No, I mean, I can probably.... 552 00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:03,660 - What is the Joan Cusack Experience? - I think it's the name of his band. 553 00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:07,210 --to be an artist. He's an idiot. "Sir, you're an idiot." 554 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:09,960 That's why you just gotta focus on the basics. 555 00:40:10,130 --> 00:40:12,550 The fundamentals. The simple things, you know? 556 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,330 The simple intricacies of life. 557 00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:20,590 What are you thinking? 558 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,630 I think whoever said always be yourself obviously never met Ronny. 559 00:40:31,550 --> 00:40:35,960 Isn't this pool nuts? I feel like we're at Hef's mansion. 560 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,630 - I'm Jane. - Aubrey. We met. 561 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,130 - Right. You know Dave. - Yeah. A little. 562 00:40:47,290 --> 00:40:48,840 Do you, like... 563 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,420 ...like him? 564 00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:55,540 What? No. No, no. I.... 565 00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,500 No, I'm with... 566 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,130 ...that guy. 567 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:06,000 He is gorgeous. 568 00:41:06,170 --> 00:41:09,340 I mean, I like Dave as a friend. He's cool. 569 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,010 No, Dave is amazing. 570 00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:16,040 He's one of my best friends. Definitely my best guy friend. 571 00:41:16,210 --> 00:41:20,090 He's always been there for me, through all my terrible relationships... 572 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,950 ...and I can tell him anything. 573 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,750 He gives the best advice. He's so smart. 574 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,840 You should see him with his sister. 575 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,460 - His sister? - Yeah, she's 5. 576 00:41:30,630 --> 00:41:32,710 Or maybe 6. But so, so cute. 577 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:34,870 And he's super involved in her life... 578 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,130 ...because I guess the dad isn't really around or whatever. 579 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:39,670 Where is he? 580 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,790 Most guys our age are completely self-absorbed, you know? 581 00:41:43,410 --> 00:41:47,710 - Yeah, I know. And they never shut up. - Never, right? 582 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,550 God, I am so sick of these arrogant jagweeds... 583 00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:55,250 ...with their big stupid mouths and their tiny little penises. 584 00:41:55,420 --> 00:41:58,840 - We're not talking about Dave anymore. - Brendan Meltzer. 585 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,460 - Is he a douche bag? - World's most humongous douche bag. 586 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,830 Like, officially. 587 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,380 And you know what the sick part is? I knew it. 588 00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:09,500 And I knew he was probably gonna tell everyone that we-- 589 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:14,250 Because I've heard about every girl he's hooked up with, so why would I--? 590 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:17,290 But anyway, I don't know. 591 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:21,950 All I want is once for one of these boys to just, like... 592 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,960 ...ask me a question, you know? 593 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:30,240 Like my opinion or how I'm doing or really anything. 594 00:42:30,410 --> 00:42:34,420 Because at this point, if one of them were to, like, open the door for me... 595 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,080 ...or offer to buy dinner... 596 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:39,500 ...I would be so frigging shocked, I would probably fall over. 597 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,920 You know... 598 00:42:45,790 --> 00:42:48,590 ...sometimes it's just the guy that you.... 599 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:53,080 Sometimes what? 600 00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,700 Weren't you...? You were about to say something. 601 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,620 Was I? 602 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,040 No. 603 00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:10,790 No, no. Well, yes, but now it's gone. 604 00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:15,750 - It was just, like, a second ago. - Yeah. Weird, right? 605 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,210 Yeah. 606 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,800 Hey. 607 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:21,120 You. 608 00:43:28,090 --> 00:43:29,120 Dave. 609 00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:31,450 So where did you meet my lady? 610 00:43:32,330 --> 00:43:35,420 - In an alley. - She's pretty great, huh? 611 00:43:35,630 --> 00:43:37,540 - What? - She's pretty great. 612 00:43:37,710 --> 00:43:41,080 You know. Pretty, pretty, pretty great. 613 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,620 Yeah, she is. 614 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:47,840 I don't usually go for high school girls. Too needy. Way too immature. 615 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,870 But this one... 616 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,540 ...you know, she's inspiring. 617 00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:54,870 I'm actually writing a song about her. 618 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,630 Well, about her knees. 619 00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:05,040 We're gonna have sex tonight. 620 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:08,740 Yeah? 621 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:12,250 Yeah. We were supposed to do it last weekend, but I got the flu. 622 00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:13,870 Sure. 623 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,880 I'm not gonna lie, Dan, it's been a long time coming... 624 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,700 ...but we're finally doing it. 625 00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:20,950 Gonna do it to it. 626 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,620 So where is this taking place? 627 00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:29,330 - Probably in my van. - Jesus. 628 00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:31,870 Shit, I gotta move that kick drum. 629 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:37,120 Well, Ronny, that sounds unforgettable. 630 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:43,080 Pretty, pretty unforgettable. 631 00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:49,910 I'm... 632 00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:54,370 ...gonna go drain the Lil Wayne. 633 00:45:37,990 --> 00:45:40,700 You never told me you have a sister. 634 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,750 I guess it never came up. 635 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,410 She's my half sister, technically. 636 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:50,870 Her dad's not really in our lives anymore anyway, so.... 637 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,290 What about your dad? 638 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:56,280 Remarried. Lives in Stovington. 639 00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:58,580 He's an endodontist. 640 00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:02,290 Gives one hell of a root canal, if you're ever in need. 641 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,700 I just had this very clear image in my head of you... 642 00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:08,330 ...and what your life was like and your family. 643 00:46:08,490 --> 00:46:10,660 It turns out that it was completely wrong. 644 00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:13,040 Stupid to think I knew you after one night. 645 00:46:13,210 --> 00:46:15,450 Please don't have sex with Ronny. 646 00:46:17,370 --> 00:46:18,950 The guy is unbelievable. 647 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,500 Yeah. You can't lose your virginity to him. 648 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:24,570 - Why not? - Are you kidding me? 649 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,410 It's not some beautiful thing. 650 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:28,990 It's not some treasure that I have to guard... 651 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,500 ...until I find the one or the right person. 652 00:46:33,670 --> 00:46:37,830 Because there is no right person. There's just some dude. 653 00:46:37,990 --> 00:46:41,370 It happens, and it's a little gnarly and kind of uncomfortable... 654 00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,920 ...but one day it's gonna be terrific. 655 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,200 It's gonna be crazy porno-sex terrific. 656 00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:49,790 I just gotta get from here to there safely and on my own terms. 657 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:53,790 And I know Ronny is safe because I have my own copy of his test results. 658 00:46:53,950 --> 00:46:58,660 So would you please, please just tell me why I can't go and get it over with? 659 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,780 I think it's finding the right person that makes it special. 660 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,660 - Okay? But it sure as shit is not that guy. - Okay. 661 00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:14,070 You know what, Dave? 662 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,200 You are in love with Jane. You're in love with her. 663 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:22,160 You are in love with her smile and her hair tucking... 664 00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:24,200 ...and her annoyingly perfect skin. 665 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,790 Who has skin like that? It's ridiculous. It's, like, per-- 666 00:47:28,950 --> 00:47:31,200 - You've got great skin. - Yeah, thank you. 667 00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:33,910 But that's because I work really hard at my skin. 668 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:36,570 I'm on a first-name basis with my dermatologist. 669 00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:39,290 If there's a problem, Phyllis and I deal with it. 670 00:47:39,450 --> 00:47:44,320 That's not the point here. That's not the point. 671 00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:50,120 The point is that you are infatuated with Jane. 672 00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,330 So I'm gonna go do Ronny. 673 00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:56,910 Why are you smiling? 674 00:47:58,030 --> 00:47:59,950 You dig me. 675 00:48:02,210 --> 00:48:06,200 No. No. Please. 676 00:48:06,370 --> 00:48:11,450 Oh, so, what, you're like this confident, cocky guy now? 677 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:13,530 You're that guy? 678 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,870 - I guess. - Right. 679 00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:21,160 And that's not just because your mom and I said that you should be more... 680 00:48:21,330 --> 00:48:24,490 - ...confident? - I don't know. Maybe. 681 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,280 What do you think? 682 00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:29,200 I just.... 683 00:48:29,370 --> 00:48:31,620 I think that you should probably-- 684 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:33,200 Aubrey. We gotta go. 685 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,620 - Okay, yeah, one minute. - No, right now. We're leaving. 686 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:38,950 - Are you sober enough to drive? - I'm fine. 687 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,950 - Or I could give you a ride. - Mind your business, Dan. 688 00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:43,740 Okay. You know what I think? 689 00:48:44,410 --> 00:48:46,870 I think that you know my name is actually Dave. 690 00:48:47,030 --> 00:48:49,620 Kind of like how I know yours is actually Dick. 691 00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:52,950 It's fine. I'm okay. 692 00:48:53,110 --> 00:48:56,990 I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. The living shit, my friend. 693 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,490 You pretentious little Belle and Sebastian-- 694 00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:02,570 - Whoa, little man. - Stop. Everyone, just calm down. 695 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:04,320 - Behave. - I wanna make him cry. 696 00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:05,820 - All right, Ronny. - Chill. 697 00:49:05,990 --> 00:49:09,160 I've never done this before, but I'm gonna kick your ass. 698 00:49:09,330 --> 00:49:12,400 - That's right. I'm not kidding, buddy. - What are you doing? 699 00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:14,780 - Living room is off-limits. - We're leaving. 700 00:49:14,950 --> 00:49:16,030 - Good. - Yeah, good. 701 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,370 - Wait, what? You're leaving? - I'm gonna go with him. 702 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,190 Ronny. 703 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,490 Goodbye. 704 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,370 Whatever. We shouldn't even be here. 705 00:49:27,530 --> 00:49:31,530 We should not even be here. Children. 706 00:49:36,450 --> 00:49:40,110 You okay? Somebody said you were in a fight or something. 707 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,070 Not quite. 708 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:47,910 Well, I am a little tipsy. 709 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,360 Yes, I am. 710 00:50:00,940 --> 00:50:03,200 - Thank you. - Yeah. 711 00:50:06,450 --> 00:50:09,990 Hey, so that girl, your friend... 712 00:50:10,150 --> 00:50:12,610 ...she's super cute, right? 713 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:15,070 Yeah, super cute. 714 00:50:15,950 --> 00:50:19,480 - Is she still here? - No, they left. 715 00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:22,780 Right. With her boyfriend. 716 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:25,530 Who is a hottie, by the way. 717 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,610 Not that that's.... 718 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:33,740 Well, I don't care about that kind of stuff anymore. 719 00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:38,160 I am over boys. They all suck. 720 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:40,940 Especially the hotties. 721 00:50:41,110 --> 00:50:44,870 Yeah, you've said that before. Many times. 722 00:50:45,030 --> 00:50:47,620 No, this time I mean it. 723 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:51,700 Last night I did the stupidest thing ever. 724 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:57,030 I was so wasted, and we couldn't stop laughing about this thing. 725 00:50:58,230 --> 00:51:02,030 Anyway, the cops showed up, and he asked me if I needed a ride home-- 726 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,160 Do you know what "homogenized" means? 727 00:51:06,990 --> 00:51:09,730 - What? - Homogenized. 728 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:16,280 It's a kind of milk, isn't it? 729 00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,780 Homogenized milk. 730 00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:22,400 Yeah. 731 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:25,490 Yeah. 732 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,150 What's going on with you? 733 00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:32,450 Something's weird. 734 00:51:34,530 --> 00:51:36,870 You know what? I'm just feeling-- 735 00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:43,860 What? 736 00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,610 Jane.... 737 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:50,280 Janey.... 738 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,570 I'm gonna go. 739 00:51:57,770 --> 00:51:59,690 What? 740 00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:01,740 But I was just telling you about.... 741 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,280 Don't you wanna talk? 742 00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:06,650 No, not tonight. 743 00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:09,320 I'll see you on Monday, okay? 744 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,860 Okay. 745 00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:16,820 "You dig me." 746 00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:20,820 "You dig me"? Oh, my God. What, was that supposed to be cute? 747 00:52:20,990 --> 00:52:24,410 Yeah. Yes, it was. Yep. Those were my intentions. 748 00:52:24,570 --> 00:52:29,280 Those were my intentions. Did she buy it? Nope. No, sir. 749 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,990 How could she? 750 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:35,070 "You dig me." Who--? Nobody-- I've never heard anyone say that. 751 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,980 God, that's.... 752 00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,570 God. 753 00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:14,820 I broke up with Ronny. 754 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,990 - I didn't do it for you. - I know. 755 00:53:20,150 --> 00:53:22,490 - But it's totally your fault. - Right. 756 00:53:22,650 --> 00:53:26,820 You know, this doesn't mean that I can jump into some relationship with you. 757 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,320 Okay. 758 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,950 I mean, I don't even know if I'm gonna feel this way tomorrow. 759 00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:37,020 Well, I guess, then, we're just gonna have to drive around all night. 760 00:53:39,070 --> 00:53:40,900 I could be into that. 761 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,110 Oh, my God. 762 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:27,320 - Is that the same...? - Holy shit. From last night. 763 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,280 Those kids. 764 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,600 I think I might be sick. 765 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,640 I'm sorry. 766 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:08,690 Are you kidding me? Don't be. Never. You never have to apologize to me. 767 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:22,030 I don't know why I'm.... 768 00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,600 Shit. 769 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,900 It's scary stuff. 770 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:29,940 Sometimes everything seems really... 771 00:55:30,570 --> 00:55:32,350 ...harsh. 772 00:55:33,850 --> 00:55:36,400 I don't think I can handle it. 773 00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:42,190 Or I don't know if I'm gonna be... 774 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,860 ...you know, strong enough... 775 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:47,400 ...to be on my own. 776 00:55:48,230 --> 00:55:50,150 What? 777 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,060 You will be. 778 00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:55,560 You are, you know. Trust me. 779 00:55:55,730 --> 00:55:57,770 And you're not gonna be on your own. 780 00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:02,190 I mean, you've got your family and you've got-- 781 00:56:29,570 --> 00:56:31,520 - Okay. - Yeah. 782 00:56:31,690 --> 00:56:34,270 I should really go inside now. 783 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,520 - I think you should too. - I'm going to. 784 00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:40,980 - All right, then, go. - In a second. Don't rush me. 785 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,980 - So I'll call you tomorrow? - Yeah. Okay. 786 00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:50,480 Yeah. 787 00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:57,020 Yeah. I mean, you don't have to. 788 00:56:57,190 --> 00:56:59,610 Or, like, don't go out of your way or anything. 789 00:57:00,890 --> 00:57:02,600 Okay. 790 00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:04,730 All right. 791 00:57:56,770 --> 00:57:58,600 - Hi. - What are you doing? 792 00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:00,640 I thought you had calculus homework. 793 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:03,850 I wasn't gonna bug you for at least another 15 minutes. 794 00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:08,230 - I'm taking a much-deserved break. - Me too. I'm at the park with Stella. 795 00:58:08,390 --> 00:58:11,440 We got big money riding on this peewee baseball game. 796 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,350 Yeah, maybe I could.... 797 00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:16,860 You wanna come hang out with us? Meet the gerbil? 798 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:21,520 Well, I don't wanna, like, butt in on your time with your sister. 799 00:58:21,690 --> 00:58:25,610 No, are you kidding me? She's sick to death of me. Here. 800 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,520 - Aubrey? - Yes? 801 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,520 - Hi, this is Stella. - Hi. 802 00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:35,110 Can you please come to the park and hang out with us? 803 00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:41,390 We've never been apart for that long, so it'll be an adjustment, definitely. 804 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,940 I mean, but I'll be back all the time, and she'll come out a lot. 805 00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:49,270 We'll make it work. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. 806 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:51,890 Plus, we've still got the whole summer. 807 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:56,400 She wants to go on a roller coaster. She's obsessed with roller coasters. 808 00:58:56,570 --> 00:58:58,310 Where's her father? 809 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:03,270 - I mean, you don't have to tell me. - No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. 810 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,150 We just don't really know. 811 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,640 He had a drug problem. 812 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,600 Got himself into debt, took off. 813 00:59:12,770 --> 00:59:14,610 It was a real mess. 814 00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:18,180 The worst part... 815 00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:22,980 ...Stella really liked him, and he just completely bailed on her. 816 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,980 That's part of why it's hard, you know, leaving. 817 00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:29,520 I don't want her to worry that I'm not gonna come back. 818 00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,940 Dave, it's.... 819 00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:39,020 No, you're right. 820 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,440 It'll be fine. 821 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,140 What are you two talking about over here? 822 00:59:46,310 --> 00:59:49,730 - We were talking about roller coasters. - I love roller coasters. 823 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:52,940 Yeah? How do you know? You've never even been on one yet. 824 00:59:57,810 --> 00:59:59,850 - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey. I need your input. 825 01:00:00,060 --> 01:00:03,270 What do you think, with this dress, the shawl or the jacket? 826 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,980 Are you guys going somewhere? 827 01:00:05,150 --> 01:00:08,140 Nope. This is how we've decided to dress around the house. 828 01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:11,600 We insist that you do too. It's gonna be a regular thing. 829 01:00:11,770 --> 01:00:15,110 I've told you about this a hundred times. Tonight's the benefit. 830 01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:16,810 The benefit. 831 01:00:16,970 --> 01:00:19,770 The cancer center. Your father is presenting an award. 832 01:00:19,930 --> 01:00:22,560 Are you listening when I tell you these things? 833 01:00:22,730 --> 01:00:24,650 Right, the benefit. That's tonight. 834 01:00:24,810 --> 01:00:27,350 Yes, it's tonight. There's lasagna in the fridge. 835 01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:30,430 You should eat it, because we're gonna be late, okay? 836 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,940 Okay. And I'd-- 837 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:36,060 You know, I'd definitely go with the jacket, no question. 838 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:39,890 - As would I. Let's go. - Coming. Good night. 839 01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:41,560 Night. 840 01:00:51,190 --> 01:00:52,270 So here's the thing. 841 01:00:54,230 --> 01:00:58,640 - My parents are gonna go to this benefit. - Benefits are cool. 842 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,220 - You should come over. - Really? 843 01:01:04,390 --> 01:01:08,470 I mean, if you want to, you could.... Do you want to? 844 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:13,270 Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure. When-ish? 845 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,930 Like 45 minutes-ish? 846 01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,970 - No, that should work for me. - Good. 847 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,180 - Great. - Bye. 848 01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:19,770 Bye. 849 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:29,730 No. 850 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,100 No, because you're not that guy. 851 01:01:33,510 --> 01:01:36,890 You're not that guy who walks around with a condom in his wallet. 852 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,100 You're not. 853 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:09,520 Can I put this down in your room? It's deceptively heavy. 854 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,190 Thanks. 855 01:02:18,770 --> 01:02:22,590 - What you got in there? - Oh, I got you something. It's nothing. 856 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,930 You know, it's just like getting you flowers or.... 857 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:30,980 I would never get you flowers. I know how you feel about cheesiness. 858 01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:34,220 I'm not opposed to flowers. I like flowers. They're pretty. 859 01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:35,930 Okay. 860 01:02:36,470 --> 01:02:38,430 Well, now I know that. 861 01:02:39,230 --> 01:02:41,600 I should have gotten you a box of flowers. 862 01:02:41,770 --> 01:02:43,840 You shouldn't have gotten me anything. 863 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:47,850 After the park, I took Stella to this really cool store off Scottsdale... 864 01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:50,270 ...where I used to go because I would get-- 865 01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:53,180 I used to have this antique-action-figure collection. 866 01:02:53,930 --> 01:02:57,930 I don't know why I'm telling you about my action-figure collection, but-- 867 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:08,430 I thought you could cut them up. You know, for collage. 868 01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:19,560 You are just completely ridiculous. 869 01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:24,260 I know. I know. It was stupid. I just-- 870 01:03:24,430 --> 01:03:27,850 I don't know why I brought that. I just-- I thought maybe-- 871 01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:30,640 You probably have a whole system for that. 872 01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:33,220 I dig you so much. 873 01:03:53,390 --> 01:03:56,640 So much it, like, freaks me out. 874 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:58,970 I told you. 875 01:04:11,130 --> 01:04:14,260 I want you to hear this song I downloaded last night. 876 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:18,180 I was maybe gonna put it on a CD with some other stuff for your car. 877 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:22,180 - Like a mix? - No, not like a mix, just.... 878 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:52,430 So, what do you wanna do? 879 01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:57,720 Well, there's some lasagna. Are you hungry? 880 01:04:57,890 --> 01:05:00,130 - Are you? - No. 881 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,010 Me neither. 882 01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:04,850 Okay. 883 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,260 We could.... 884 01:05:09,170 --> 01:05:13,090 - We could watch a movie. - I've actually seen all the movies. 885 01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,930 I'm pretty sure there's quite a few movies. 886 01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:18,340 I'm pretty sure I've seen them all. 887 01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:20,630 Okay, then, that's out. 888 01:05:32,050 --> 01:05:33,470 We could go for a ride. 889 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,010 Yeah, we could. We could definitely do that. 890 01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:39,720 Or, you know, not... 891 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,300 ...because we'll probably just end up coming back here. 892 01:05:43,470 --> 01:05:46,720 Yeah, so, what's the point? 893 01:05:47,270 --> 01:05:48,970 We could play a game. 894 01:05:49,130 --> 01:05:54,010 You know, like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle. 895 01:05:55,930 --> 01:05:58,420 I'd wipe the floor with you if we played Boggle. 896 01:05:58,590 --> 01:05:59,920 Seriously, I'm amazing. 897 01:06:00,090 --> 01:06:03,840 I could have gone pro if I hadn't blown out my knee. 898 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,340 I don't really feel like playing games, do you? 899 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,180 Not really. 900 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,800 Okay. 901 01:06:24,430 --> 01:06:26,600 So, what do you wanna do? 902 01:06:28,630 --> 01:06:30,300 Really. 903 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,340 What? 904 01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:44,800 What? What are you thinking? 905 01:06:47,710 --> 01:06:50,880 - I'm sort of thinking that.... - What? 906 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:56,090 I'm thinking that this has just been like... 907 01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:59,880 ...the best weekend of my life. 908 01:07:05,050 --> 01:07:08,800 And I don't wanna do anything that might screw it up. 909 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,800 Yeah. No, you're right. 910 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,800 I am? 911 01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:22,930 Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right. 912 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:28,460 Yeah, we should just, you know, take things slow, not rush things. 913 01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:31,220 - We don't wanna be clichГ©. - ClichГ©s are the worst. 914 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,800 Those people who are like, "Teenagers with their raging hormones. 915 01:07:34,970 --> 01:07:39,050 They can't control themselves." Come on. Yes, we can control ourselves. 916 01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:42,090 - Bullshit. We are not bunnies. - We are not bunnies. 917 01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:45,210 We are capable of making intelligent, rational decisions. 918 01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:48,300 - We're making one right now. - We are. This is better. 919 01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:50,970 - Way better. Glad you agree. - I totally agree. 920 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:53,640 Good. Me too. 921 01:07:58,170 --> 01:07:59,880 Fuck it. 922 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:22,680 - Should I...? - Okay, what? 923 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:28,090 I don't know.... Well, what do you like? 924 01:08:30,170 --> 01:08:32,590 Well, did you bring a condom? 925 01:08:33,590 --> 01:08:35,670 No. Shit. 926 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,380 No. That's good. That's cool. 927 01:08:37,550 --> 01:08:40,130 You didn't think I thought we were gonna have sex. 928 01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:42,970 - It's cooler that you didn't think that. - Yeah, no. 929 01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:46,420 I definitely didn't think that at all. Never crossed my mind. 930 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:48,590 I have one. 931 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,840 - What? - A condom. 932 01:08:51,010 --> 01:08:52,430 Should I get it? 933 01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:55,000 - You could. I mean, sure. Yeah. - Okay. 934 01:08:55,170 --> 01:08:59,050 - That's a thing you could do. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 935 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:02,970 That's a thing you could do. 936 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,710 Holy shit. 937 01:09:19,970 --> 01:09:21,550 All right. 938 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,380 You can have it. 939 01:09:26,130 --> 01:09:28,260 This is for me. 940 01:09:30,630 --> 01:09:33,960 I think this is a really good kind. Like maybe the best. 941 01:09:34,590 --> 01:09:37,670 I think this is what Tiger uses. 942 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,260 And it hasn't expired yet. 943 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:42,290 You know, still got a good 18 months on this guy. 944 01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:44,750 Not that I have that kind of stamina. 945 01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,760 "Spermicide" is an ominous-sounding word. 946 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:53,000 - Sounds like something Nazis committed. - Are you gonna put it on? 947 01:09:53,170 --> 01:09:55,750 You mean right now? 948 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,720 - Or.... - No, yeah, yeah. 949 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:03,790 - Do you wanna get under the covers? - Yeah, I do. 950 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,630 That's a good idea. 951 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,090 Okay. 952 01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:16,250 Okay. 953 01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:18,720 All right. 954 01:10:34,590 --> 01:10:39,260 Sorry. Sorry. Guess I'm a little nervous. 955 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,670 Well.... 956 01:10:44,130 --> 01:10:47,380 Do you want me to, you know...? 957 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:53,130 No, I'm okay. I'm good. I actually think I almost got it. 958 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:57,050 - Oh, good. - Thank you for the offer. 959 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:09,130 - It's okay. Right there. Right there. - Yeah. Yeah. 960 01:11:09,630 --> 01:11:11,750 Sweet. 961 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,090 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 962 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,540 Hey. 963 01:11:24,670 --> 01:11:28,550 No. I want this. 964 01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:32,250 - Me too. - Okay. 965 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,630 Okay. 966 01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:14,710 Okay. Okay, no, no, no. Okay. 967 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:19,910 Don't wig out. Don't wig out. Don't wig out. 968 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:21,670 Okay. 969 01:12:25,710 --> 01:12:27,590 Don't wig out. 970 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,500 At least the condom didn't break. 971 01:12:56,250 --> 01:13:00,250 I think that it can be better. 972 01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:05,550 You know, like, more fun. Eventually. 973 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:09,710 There's really no other direction it could go. 974 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:12,330 Yeah. 975 01:13:13,630 --> 01:13:15,750 But it wasn't your fault. 976 01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:20,830 - I didn't think it was. - It wasn't. 977 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,960 And it wasn't my fault either. 978 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,160 Why? Do you think it's my fault? 979 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:35,420 Hey, no. It's nobody's fault, okay? Look, I just-- 980 01:13:35,590 --> 01:13:39,370 I heard that sometimes people don't quite fit together. 981 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:43,040 - And you think that that's us? - I don't know. 982 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:47,040 But I don't think that's how it was supposed to go. 983 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,790 You know, even if you've never.... 984 01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,920 It didn't feel right. 985 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,960 Well, I mean, right? Did it? It felt weird. 986 01:13:56,790 --> 01:13:58,040 Didn't feel good. 987 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,170 I mean, maybe you weren't turned on enough or something. 988 01:14:01,330 --> 01:14:05,590 I don't know how that shit works or what's, like, normal or.... 989 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:11,210 I mean, with guys, the equipment's pretty self-explanatory, you know? 990 01:14:11,370 --> 01:14:14,670 But with girls, I just-- I had no idea it got so complicated. 991 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:19,160 It's like you practically need a fricking schematic and a flashlight just to-- 992 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:23,960 Okay. All right. Oh, my God. I cannot believe that we just-- 993 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:27,160 I mean, I've only known you for, what, like one weekend? 994 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:31,580 Not even-- Like 43 hours. I don't even have your test results. 995 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:35,410 Test results? I don't have test results. I'm a virgin. 996 01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:38,080 Or I was a minute ago. 997 01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:42,250 There are plenty of venereal diseases that you can get without intercourse. 998 01:14:43,630 --> 01:14:44,790 Okay. 999 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,870 Okay, you know what? This just-- 1000 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,870 This happened really fast... 1001 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,460 ...and we got carried away and we made a mistake. 1002 01:14:53,630 --> 01:14:56,620 And, you know, it's-- Look, it's not that big of a deal. 1003 01:14:56,790 --> 01:14:58,580 Not the end of the world. 1004 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:02,920 Had to happen sooner or later, right? So we just-- We got it over with. 1005 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:11,670 I guess I'll just do about anything to put off my calculus homework. 1006 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,000 Yeah, well, I should probably go. 1007 01:15:22,170 --> 01:15:26,080 Or I'm gonna have to jump off that roof when your parents come home. 1008 01:15:38,710 --> 01:15:40,790 I guess I'll call you later. 1009 01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:42,920 Yeah. 1010 01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:51,040 Wait. 1011 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:58,160 You know, why don't I...? Like, I'll.... 1012 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,540 I'll call you. 1013 01:16:01,710 --> 01:16:04,740 Because I've got a crazy few weeks coming up with finals. 1014 01:16:04,910 --> 01:16:08,910 And also, Ronny keeps calling me and leaving messages apologizing... 1015 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,790 ...so I don't even know what's gonna.... 1016 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,740 He said he wrote this song that he wants me to hear. 1017 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:18,250 Yeah, it's about your knees. Enjoy that. 1018 01:16:18,410 --> 01:16:22,290 I know you wanna spend as much time with your sister as possible... 1019 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:25,740 ...before you leave for New York... 1020 01:16:25,910 --> 01:16:29,250 ...so this probably isn't a great time for you either. 1021 01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:31,370 - To be getting into a-- - Relationship. 1022 01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:33,490 Anything. 1023 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:38,830 God. Just for the record, I tried to stop it. 1024 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,960 All right? You practically-- 1025 01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,330 Practically what? 1026 01:16:46,290 --> 01:16:49,920 No, nothing. I'm sorry it happened. 1027 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,080 Yeah. Me too. 1028 01:16:55,740 --> 01:16:59,040 - All right, great. I guess I'll see you. - See you, Dave. 1029 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:55,910 Come on. 1030 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,570 Shit. 1031 01:18:22,950 --> 01:18:25,290 Hey, it's me. What are you doing? 1032 01:18:29,990 --> 01:18:32,740 Sex. Sex. 1033 01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:37,410 Here's what I know about sex. You ready? You ready? 1034 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:41,700 Sex is so much better... 1035 01:18:41,870 --> 01:18:44,370 ...before you've had it. 1036 01:18:44,530 --> 01:18:48,160 Because before you've had it, it's everything. 1037 01:18:48,330 --> 01:18:50,280 You know? It's what you dream of. 1038 01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:55,410 I mean, your entire world is, like, consumed in this.... 1039 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:57,950 Well, you guys know what I'm talking about. 1040 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:01,110 And then after... 1041 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:04,330 ...after, it's just.... 1042 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:07,290 It's just sex. 1043 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:12,320 It's just-- It's not even that, you know? It's just a mess. It's a mess. 1044 01:19:12,490 --> 01:19:15,120 I wish I could just go back to the beginning. 1045 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:18,330 Beginning? You mean Friday? 1046 01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:21,490 Yeah, Friday. 1047 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:25,450 Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it? I'd do it all different. 1048 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:27,700 I'm gonna ask you a serious question... 1049 01:19:27,870 --> 01:19:30,610 ...and think about it before you give me the answer. 1050 01:19:30,780 --> 01:19:34,950 Is it possible that the problem was that you're actually, like... 1051 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:36,790 ...huge? 1052 01:19:36,950 --> 01:19:41,530 And you've never realized it, because you never had anything to compare it to. 1053 01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:46,330 - Would you like me to look at your penis? - No. Trust me, that's not the problem. 1054 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,900 - You're sure? All right. - Positive. 1055 01:19:55,450 --> 01:19:57,000 What? 1056 01:19:57,160 --> 01:20:00,820 It's better this way. It's better. Think about it. 1057 01:20:00,990 --> 01:20:04,120 She doesn't go to our school. You're not gonna run into her. 1058 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,910 Nobody knows, so nobody's gonna hear her version. 1059 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:10,570 And in a couple of weeks, it'll be prom, then graduation... 1060 01:20:10,740 --> 01:20:14,120 ...and before you know it, you're on a plane to JFK. 1061 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,950 So it was never gonna last anyway. 1062 01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:20,530 And now it's done with. And maybe years from now... 1063 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:22,780 ...you'll bump into her in some bar. 1064 01:20:22,950 --> 01:20:26,160 You'll have a few drinks and you'll laugh about it. 1065 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:29,530 And that's it. That's life. 1066 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:34,120 So the best thing to do is just let it go. Let it go, David. 1067 01:20:37,780 --> 01:20:39,240 I think that's bullshit. 1068 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,950 - Oh, really? You do? - Total bullshit. 1069 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:45,410 You met somebody. Somebody very cool, from the sound of it. 1070 01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:48,070 How many weekends have we spent driving around... 1071 01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:50,030 ...looking for exactly that thing? 1072 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,450 And it never happens. It never happens. 1073 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:55,660 But it did. So now what? 1074 01:20:55,830 --> 01:20:59,030 You hit one bump and bail? Throw your hands up and walk away? 1075 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:03,780 - Well, I mean, it was a pretty major bump. - No, it wasn't. It was sex. 1076 01:21:03,950 --> 01:21:07,740 One time. The first time. You don't know anything from that. 1077 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:10,740 You don't think it's worth giving it one more shot? 1078 01:21:10,910 --> 01:21:13,950 You think it's about letting it go. No. 1079 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,360 It's about sticking with it and being a man. 1080 01:21:16,530 --> 01:21:20,450 And I don't mean in no bullshit way, like you're tough or you're a dick. 1081 01:21:20,610 --> 01:21:23,200 - Being a real man. - I don't even know if I am. 1082 01:21:23,370 --> 01:21:27,530 You are. You're a man. Now act like it. 1083 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,320 All right, let me ask you this. 1084 01:21:32,490 --> 01:21:35,490 A couple of days ago, you were all about Jane. 1085 01:21:35,650 --> 01:21:37,150 You know, dear, sweet Janey. 1086 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:41,530 And now I just wanna know, before we go full commando here... 1087 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:45,040 ...what is it that's so special about this particular girl? 1088 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,450 Oh, my God. I'm so glad that you called. 1089 01:22:00,610 --> 01:22:04,530 You are? Baby, I'm so glad you're glad I called. 1090 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:08,400 - I just had to hear my sweet girl's voice. - Ronny. 1091 01:22:08,570 --> 01:22:10,740 This has been the darkest day of my life. 1092 01:22:10,910 --> 01:22:13,330 I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore. 1093 01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:16,690 Things have been so messed up. All this negativity around me. 1094 01:22:16,860 --> 01:22:20,950 Joel and Leon and my mom. That judgmental bitch. 1095 01:22:21,070 --> 01:22:24,570 Anyway, I guess I'm just trying to say I'm sorry. 1096 01:22:24,730 --> 01:22:29,360 So sorry. And I get it. I do. You're not ready yet. 1097 01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:33,410 - What? - To have sex. 1098 01:22:33,580 --> 01:22:36,440 And that's cool. I can wait. No, I will wait for you. 1099 01:22:36,610 --> 01:22:39,240 A month, or maybe even two. Whatever it takes. 1100 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:43,410 It's late and I'm really tired. 1101 01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:46,150 I have to get up for school in like four hours. 1102 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,280 Is it that guy from last night? Are you two together? 1103 01:22:49,450 --> 01:22:51,320 What? No. 1104 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:53,940 We're definitely not together. 1105 01:22:54,110 --> 01:22:56,990 I don't think I can have this conversation right now. 1106 01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:59,570 Sorry. I just.... 1107 01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,700 No, I get it. You're tired. 1108 01:23:02,870 --> 01:23:05,280 Sleep, baby girl. Dream. 1109 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:10,610 I mean, just please do not break up with me, okay? 1110 01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:14,440 Nobody gets me, I mean really gets me, the way that you do. 1111 01:23:14,610 --> 01:23:16,150 I love-- 1112 01:24:21,660 --> 01:24:23,570 Slut. 1113 01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:44,980 Morning. 1114 01:24:57,280 --> 01:25:00,740 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1115 01:25:13,190 --> 01:25:14,400 I met a boy. 1116 01:25:18,950 --> 01:25:23,690 A really good one. And I think I drove him away. 1117 01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:27,700 Honey, I'm sure you didn't. 1118 01:25:28,530 --> 01:25:32,360 No, I did. I messed up. 1119 01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:35,150 And now it's over before I.... 1120 01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:37,950 I'm never gonna see him again. 1121 01:25:39,450 --> 01:25:41,900 Oh, sweetheart. 1122 01:25:44,230 --> 01:25:46,190 I love you. 1123 01:25:48,150 --> 01:25:51,360 Both of you. So much. 1124 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:54,730 And I'm sorry if I don't tell you it more. 1125 01:25:59,650 --> 01:26:02,310 Anyways, I should go before I miss the bus. 1126 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:05,150 You want me to drive you? Maybe talk about it? 1127 01:26:05,780 --> 01:26:08,780 No. I sort of feel like taking the bus. 1128 01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:20,350 I want you to remember every detail of what just happened... 1129 01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:23,150 ...because it's never going to happen again. 1130 01:26:31,650 --> 01:26:33,070 Okay, here's what it is. 1131 01:26:34,730 --> 01:26:35,990 Oh, shit. 1132 01:26:37,070 --> 01:26:38,940 - I'm sorry. - You. 1133 01:26:39,100 --> 01:26:43,110 You gotta, like, give a girl some warning or something when you do that. 1134 01:26:43,270 --> 01:26:47,240 I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have. I just-- 1135 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,440 It's just that I've been thinking. 1136 01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:54,070 I don't know much about relationships. 1137 01:26:56,030 --> 01:26:57,610 Neither do I. 1138 01:26:58,690 --> 01:27:01,060 I definitely don't know anything about love. 1139 01:27:01,230 --> 01:27:04,020 I can't believe I talked like I did. 1140 01:27:04,150 --> 01:27:05,280 I don't. 1141 01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:11,730 All I want, like, in the world, is to just keep talking to you. 1142 01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:15,530 I wanna know how your day was, where you wanna eat... 1143 01:27:15,690 --> 01:27:18,100 ...and I wanna argue with you. 1144 01:27:18,270 --> 01:27:20,230 And I wanna hear all your theories... 1145 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:24,070 ...even the ones that are just completely, you know, wrong. 1146 01:27:24,230 --> 01:27:27,440 And I know it's not that simple. I don't know, I just think-- 1147 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:31,730 No, I really believe that if you'd just be willing... 1148 01:27:31,900 --> 01:27:34,780 ...to continue having this conversation with me... 1149 01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,770 ...then we can figure the rest out. 1150 01:27:44,070 --> 01:27:46,610 I'm gonna be late for school. 1151 01:27:51,150 --> 01:27:52,520 All right. 1152 01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:56,240 - All right. Yeah. - Do you wanna give me a ride? 1153 01:27:59,690 --> 01:28:02,230 - Yeah. - It's not gonna make you late? 1154 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,650 So I'm late. What are they gonna do, right? 1155 01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:32,480 Oh, sorry. That's-- Wrong song. 1156 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:37,690 Nope, not that one either. Here, this one. This one's good. 1157 01:28:44,150 --> 01:28:47,180 You know, none of my theories are wrong, by the way. 1158 01:28:47,350 --> 01:28:50,150 They just aren't fully developed yet. 1159 01:28:50,310 --> 01:28:51,480 Okay. 1160 01:28:51,650 --> 01:28:54,190 And as far as what you said before... 1161 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:57,480 ...about wanting to keep talking... 1162 01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:59,900 ...I'm obviously... 1163 01:29:01,230 --> 01:29:03,320 ...totally into that. 1164 01:29:06,890 --> 01:29:09,940 But I would also like to work on the sex thing. 1165 01:29:11,020 --> 01:29:12,690 Definitely. 1166 01:29:12,860 --> 01:29:15,140 We can definitely work on the sex thing. 1167 01:29:15,310 --> 01:29:18,890 - I actually had a few ideas about that. - Me too. 1168 01:29:19,060 --> 01:29:21,610 - So, you know? - Yeah. 1169 01:29:34,440 --> 01:29:37,560 - Okay. - Wait. 1170 01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:51,110 - You're ridiculous. - Well, deal with it. 1171 01:29:53,150 --> 01:29:55,980 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, Chase. 1172 01:29:57,940 --> 01:29:59,650 So...? 1173 01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,060 So, what? 1174 01:30:05,270 --> 01:30:08,560 So do you wanna pick me up after school? 1175 01:30:10,190 --> 01:30:13,070 - What time? - Well, jazz band practice ends at 4. 1176 01:30:13,230 --> 01:30:17,140 If you make a crack about the fact that I'm in jazz band, you'll regret it. 1177 01:30:17,310 --> 01:30:18,350 Be right here. 1178 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,810 - Cool. - Good. 1179 01:30:23,470 --> 01:30:26,810 - All right, then. - Yeah. So.... 1180 01:30:26,980 --> 01:30:28,020 I should go. 1181 01:30:28,190 --> 01:30:31,730 Yeah, right. Because first period.... 1182 01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:33,470 Yeah. 1183 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,270 - Okay. - Okay. 1184 01:30:38,060 --> 01:30:39,810 Later, Hodgman. 1185 01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:41,560 Later.