1 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,657 I'm your boogie man That's what I am 2 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:18,953 I'm here to do whatever I can 3 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,998 Be it early morning Late afternoon 4 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,169 Or at midnight It's never too soon 5 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,465 To wanna please you To wanna keep you 6 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,511 To wanna do it all All for you 7 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:40,015 I wanna be your Be your rubber ball 8 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:44,019 I wanna be the boy you love most of all 9 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,938 Oh, yeah 10 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,485 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 11 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,404 Turn me on 12 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,489 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 13 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,700 Do what you want 14 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,785 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 15 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,537 Turn me on 16 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,748 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 17 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,958 Do what you want 18 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,503 I'm your boogieman That's what I am 19 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,924 I'm here to do whatever I can 20 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,970 Be it early mornin', late afternoon 21 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:22,308 Or at midnight, it's never too soon 22 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:26,353 To wanna take you To wanna hold you 23 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:31,025 I wanna give me all All to you 24 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:34,945 And I want you to completely understand 25 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:39,116 Just where I'm at and where I am 26 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,743 Oh, yeah 27 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,499 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 28 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,542 Turn me on 29 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,086 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 30 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,505 Do what you want 31 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,757 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 32 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,759 Turn me on 33 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,512 I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man 34 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,013 Do what you want 35 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,474 I'm your boogie man 36 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,311 I'm your boogie man 37 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,397 Whoo 38 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,994 File this under amazing stories, my friends. 39 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:30,167 It seems that the National Organization for Women, 40 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,836 otherwise known as NOW, 41 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,755 otherwise known as lesbians fond of plaid, 42 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:39,301 have chosen, once again, to take issue with yours truly. 43 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,055 These angry feminists, 44 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:48,435 and I say angry feminists like there's some other kind... 45 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,231 Should we be helping her? We should be helping her. 46 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,399 So start helping her. 47 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,150 You don't need us to help her. You can help her. 48 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,318 Why don't you help her? 49 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,112 Why don't I carry your slippers in my mouth? 50 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,196 That's an answer? 51 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,325 You don't help her, you don't help us. You're a big cow. 52 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,912 I guess we'll have the appetizers while we wait for Pete and what's-her-name. 53 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,040 I didn't have tomatoes for salsa so we have to dip in hummus. 54 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,208 - Sorry. - I don't care. 55 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,293 Thank you, Paulie. 56 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:15,087 What we need in this country, my friends, is leadership. 57 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,339 Someone who can stand up to the liberals. 58 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:23,053 We need a return, God darn it, of the promise of the Reagan-Bush years. 59 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,723 A time of unequaled growth in this county. 60 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,683 We need Norman! 61 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:31,061 Well, careful folks, you just might get me. 62 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,815 Please. Can we get this idiot out of our living room? 63 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,025 Who, Norman? 64 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,402 - He's a moron! - Honey, he's a genius. 65 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,238 Here's a guy who can take any issue, no matter how trivial, 66 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,865 and turn it into a national debate. 67 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,617 He tells lies better than most people tell the truth. 68 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,701 Please. 69 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,120 It's always good to keep track of what the enemy is doing. 70 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,875 A storm is brewing, my friends. Someone has to stop it. 71 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,336 Well, it's my TV. 72 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,007 That was truly puerile. 73 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:06,639 - Okay, so who's Pete bringing? - Jenny Tyler. 74 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,806 Not funny. 75 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,310 - The kidnapped girl, that's funny. - It's very funny, it's just tasteless. 76 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,313 That's them. 77 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,611 Is it me, or does someone around here need to get laid more often? 78 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,737 Yeah, me. 79 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,656 - I'm available. - Talk to her. 80 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,203 What happened? 81 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:32,706 Don't ask. Cindy stood me up again. Then my fucking Benz... 82 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,292 - No guest? - Not exactly. 83 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:39,296 Zack? Zack, this is Marc. Marc, this is Zack. 84 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,006 How are you doing? 85 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,967 Zack, he picked me up in his pickup truck. 86 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,677 What was wrong with my Mercedes again? 87 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,178 Cracked manifold. 88 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,429 No shit? 89 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,182 - I said, "Can I?" My wallet... - Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,142 - What do you need, like a... - A two. 91 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,604 That's good. Thank you, Zack. 92 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:59,650 Thanks, I don't usually take charity. Well, I'll be seeing you guys. 93 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,319 No, no, wait. Come on. Stay for dinner. 94 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,612 Why don't you stay for dinner? 95 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,990 Because we're expecting a guest anyway, we got a place set. 96 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:09,660 - I don't want to be any trouble. - No, no, no. Please, it's horrible out. 97 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,454 - You helped us out, so please. - Come on. All right? 98 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,914 What are you having? 99 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,541 Lasagne. 100 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:16,959 Yeah? 101 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,878 - I can eat that. - Cool. 102 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,844 Pete, why don't you just get a new car? 103 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:09,970 But I love my car. 104 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:13,015 Yeah, maybe your folks can give you another hand-me-down Mercedes. 105 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,892 No, Jude, it would have to be a new car. 106 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,394 Hey, you know what, Twitchy was looking for you in the quad today. 107 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,729 - No. - Yes, way. 108 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,938 No. 109 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,649 He had that big booty butt, you know? 110 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,735 No, he was looking for me? 111 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:28,363 Excuse me, aren't you all forgetting something? 112 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,659 Oh, we eat our salad after the main course, European-style. 113 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,412 - No, I mean grace. - We don't say grace. 114 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:39,541 You don't want to thank somebody for putting this nice food on your table? 115 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,732 I hope you put in a good word for us heathens. 116 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:07,402 I did, but I don't think he heard. 117 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:08,987 Well, all right. 118 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,698 So, Zack, do you live around here? 119 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,493 Why do you want to know where I live? 120 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,372 Just making conversation. 121 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,249 You see, every Sunday for about a year now 122 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,043 we've been inviting a guest over for dinner and discussion. 123 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,296 What do you talk about? 124 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:30,092 Everything. Life. Current events. 125 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,344 - The environment. - The law. 126 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:37,182 Well, I don't live anywhere around here. I drive a truck. 127 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,018 Yeah, Zack was telling me on the way over here 128 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,187 that he's actually driven through 129 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,440 - all 48 conterminous states. - Mmm, wow. 130 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:46,692 Fascinating. 131 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,946 So, you all college students or something? 132 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,615 - We're grad students. - What's that? 133 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:58,328 It means we've graduated. We're earning our Master's degrees. 134 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,373 I'm going to be a master painter. 135 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,792 - Master lawyer. - Masturbator. 136 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,130 Just plain master. 137 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,969 I'm studying social work. 138 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,389 Jude is actually continuing studies in, um... 139 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,141 What is it this week? 140 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,393 Psychology. Thank you. 141 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,938 You paint those pictures there? 142 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,481 Uh-huh. 143 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,317 Marc wants to be a time traveler. 144 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,777 Time traveler? 145 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,530 You know, go back in time to change history. 146 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,825 What if the Confederacy had a liquid metal guy? 147 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,827 Or what if Eisenhower was a girl? 148 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,748 And what do you do again? 149 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,627 Don't you know? I am a professional basketball player. 150 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,964 - Are you making fun of me? - No. 151 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,090 Of course not. 152 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,426 I'm getting my Ph.D. in political science. 153 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,595 That means I'm going to be a doctor. 154 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,182 Zack, have you always driven a truck? 155 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,810 No, I was in the Marines. 156 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,730 I was in the war. 157 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,441 War? What war? 158 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,361 Desert Storm. 159 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,029 Was that really a war? 160 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,075 I just thought that was a Republican commercial campaign. 161 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,536 You got a problem with patriotism? 162 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,789 As a concept? No. 163 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,874 Well, I love my country, 164 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,584 and I will fight anyone who says different. 165 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,671 "Who was Joey Goebbels, 1933?" 166 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,716 But wait. Seriously, I don't think the Germans were actually patriotic. 167 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,803 I think it was a hysterical wave of nationalism. 168 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,681 - Patriotism leads to nationalism. - No, not true. 169 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:45,310 Wait. Which one had the designated-hitter rule? 170 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,895 - The American League. - Okay, I just wanted to know. 171 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,605 Hitler had the right idea. 172 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,818 Excuse me? 173 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,988 That was an extraordinary statement, Zack. 174 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,906 I'm not saying that killing Jews was right. 175 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,032 Oh. 176 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:02,577 If he really did. I mean, there's no real proof, you know. 177 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,247 Um, he killed six million Jews. 178 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,916 And millions of Gypsies and Catholics. 179 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,876 All numbers, really. 180 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,671 Nobody can prove it. Funny, ain't it? 181 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,758 When it comes to buying shit, the Jews are always bringing the numbers down. 182 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,970 "$2,000 for this old car? I'll give you $1,200, tops," right? 183 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,473 When it comes to WWII, they're always pushing the numbers up. 184 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,143 First it's six million, then it's seven million. 185 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,522 - Why don't we change the subject? - Yeah, do you like the lasagne? 186 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,025 No, I want to hear this. Wait a minute. 187 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,445 What do you think, in your vastly finite wisdom 188 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,531 that Hitler had the right idea about? 189 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,578 Well, it's common knowledge that the Jews, no offense, 190 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,204 were stealing money from the German people, 191 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,539 just like they do here now. 192 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,790 Really? 193 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,751 - Oh, yeah, it's a fact. - Okay. 194 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:55,088 - First of all, the Jews were Germans. - Come on, Jews ain't like that. 195 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:59,718 No, come on. Jews ain't like that. It's always being a Jew first. 196 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,844 Oh, I see. 197 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,304 That's why everybody hates them. 198 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,931 Everybody does not hate the Jews. 199 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,642 You're thinking about people who can read. 200 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,522 Marc, you're a Jew, right? 201 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,983 - Right. - All right. 202 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,487 If the U.S. was to go to war against Israel, 203 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,988 who would you fight for? 204 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,908 Well, I guess that would be the side 205 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,160 that paid me the most. 206 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,664 How about you, Luke? If the U.S. was to fight Africa? 207 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,208 Africa is a continent, Zack. 208 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:34,211 Yeah, I know that. Which side would you take? 209 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:39,091 Well, what if the U.S. went to war against whatever Louisiana swamp 210 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,300 you come from? 211 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,427 How's that for heavy? 212 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,680 Calling people names, that ain't polite. 213 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,976 Of course, that's always been the trouble with colored people. 214 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,144 Quick temper. 215 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,110 Excuse me? 216 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,947 You know, my grandfather used to say, if he knew you boys 217 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,240 were going to be so much trouble, 218 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,117 we'd just pick the damn cotton ourselves. 219 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,118 Is that so? 220 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,203 Am I conscious? 221 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,288 Yes. 222 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,835 - Why don't we just eat? - Fine with me. 223 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,378 Am I here? 224 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,257 Grad students, shit. 225 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,135 You all don't know nothing about anything anyway. 226 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,595 Yeah, Zack, I'm sure you're much smarter than we are. 227 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:32,185 Christ, I know what you all are. You're a bunch of damn liberals. 228 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,105 - What are you, a Nazi? - Or is that too far to the left? 229 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,277 You all think you're so smart, don't you? 230 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,695 Huh? 231 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:45,574 You all just sit back and you whine and you complain like you always do, 232 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,950 but you don't do nothing. 233 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,496 A war comes up, do you fight? Hell no, you protest. 234 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,041 - Protest can be a powerful thing. - Protest is for pussies. 235 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,586 Try fighting for something, putting your life on the line, 236 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,671 before you start talking to me about powerful things. 237 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,135 You left-wingers make me want to puke. 238 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,390 You never take a real stand. 239 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,101 - A stand that you'd be willing to... - Die for? 240 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,606 No, boy, dying's easy. 241 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,900 Ain't nothing heroic about dying. 242 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,571 But if you can take a stand for something you'd kill for, 243 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,532 that's something. Something special. 244 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,411 Okay. All right, 245 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,996 I think maybe you should leave now, Zack. 246 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,956 Oh, I'm fixing to. Don't worry. 247 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,834 One of these days, all you bleeding hearts 248 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,169 are going to learn that we're right. 249 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,341 Us people with jobs, I'm talking about. Real people. 250 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,428 We do all the fighting and working and dying, and you do all the bitching. 251 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:53,183 Grad students, I'm glad you all don't join up. 252 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,478 You wouldn't even know what to do, would you? 253 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,396 Guess not. 254 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,482 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, Zack? 255 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,361 I ain't gonna hurt him. I'm gonna show you all something. A little experiment. 256 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,697 - Okay, Zack, we get your point. - Fuck you all. 257 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,492 I fought for my country. I killed for my country. 258 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,911 All the while, you guys were laughing back here, 259 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,621 hoping we'd fall on our faces. 260 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,123 - Please, stop it! - Calm down, Zack! 261 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,794 Fuck you! Look at your buddy here, scared white. 262 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,172 Well, blue eyes, a guy's holding a knife to your throat 263 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,968 telling you he's going to kill you. Oh, yeah, he's going to kill you. 264 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,637 Then I'm going to rape your pretty girlfriend there 265 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,972 before I kill her, too. 266 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,058 What are you gonna do, kike, bargain with me? 267 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,231 Huh? 268 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,156 Get this boy some balls! 269 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,249 That shut you up, huh? Huh, war hero? 270 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,835 You think you can come in here and bully us? 271 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,378 Huh? You threaten women? 272 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,549 Some war, us against some Third World country! 273 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,303 Pushing buttons and smart-bombing chimneys. 274 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:16,141 So, tough guy, What did you train on, huh? Nintendo? 275 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:22,814 I bet you didn't even get off the boat, you ignorant fuck! 276 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,359 You finished, rich boy? 277 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,161 You have soft hands. 278 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,330 Stop it! You're hurting him! 279 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,001 He's a tough guy. He can take it. 280 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,380 I didn't mean to break... 281 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,371 - Is he really dead? - Yes, Paulie, he's really dead! 282 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,331 It's a side effect of a knife in the back! 283 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,416 Oh, Christ! Oh, Christ! 284 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,878 - Now you find religion. - Shut up! Look at all this blood! 285 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,881 - That was self-defense! - No, he wasn't hurting you! 286 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,467 Oh, my fucking arm, he broke my arm! 287 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,927 Wait. Am I an accomplice? 288 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,096 Let's just get ourselves together here now. 289 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,223 A little late to be getting rational, buddy, don't you think? 290 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,892 Well, I had to do something. The rest of you just sat there! 291 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,145 - He broke my fucking arm! - He broke his fucking arm! 292 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,772 He was a right-wing asshole. 293 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,399 That's still no excuse to kill a person! 294 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,025 It's a pretty good reason. 295 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,235 Well, I'm a murderer. 296 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,320 We have to tell the police what happened. They'll understand. 297 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:56,116 Of course they'll understand. "College kid kills farm-boy war hero." 298 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,034 You'll probably just get a ticket. 299 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,537 Marc could plead insanity. We'll cover for you, Marc. 300 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,456 Van Gogh did some of his best work in an asylum. 301 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,917 - Thanks. - I can't believe this. 302 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,627 I mean, this man is dead. He's not breathing. 303 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,379 He's never getting up again. 304 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,257 And all you can think about is Marc's future employment opportunities! 305 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,260 Well, we could discuss Zack's future opportunities, but at this point, 306 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,428 I think they're limited. 307 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,348 Oh, my God! 308 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,685 Calm down, Paulie. Somebody give her a drink! 309 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,311 I need a drink! 310 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,316 I will not calm down! Nobody should calm down! 311 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,319 You all act like this is something we do every Sunday! 312 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,905 Invite a guest over and if we don't agree with his politics, 313 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,198 then kill him! 314 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,993 Paulie, he pulled a knife, honey. He threatened to rape you. 315 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,828 We're all in shock, Paulie. 316 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,788 We're just dealing with it in our different ways. 317 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,206 You got that right. 318 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,376 I say we just bury the cracker and eat dessert. 319 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,004 This is terrible! 320 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,507 It's not that bad, Paulie. People get killed every day. 321 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,926 People a lot nicer and more innocent than Zack. 322 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,554 If you want to feel bad, feel bad about one of them. 323 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,682 He was carrying a hunting knife. What is up with that? 324 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,850 Maybe he was a hunter! 325 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,144 People shouldn't go around carrying big knives. 326 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,481 Hey, it's not illegal to carry a big knife! 327 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,608 Well, it should be. Look what happened. 328 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,361 It is, however, illegal to stab someone! Especially in the back! 329 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,655 Christ, Pete. Why don't you just give him your card? 330 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,990 We have to tell the police! 331 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,451 - Yes! - I'm not going to be an accomplice. 332 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:26,164 I really admire how you consistently put your feelings first before anybody else. 333 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,792 Me? You're the one that's sending your boyfriend to the pokey. 334 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,252 Okay, listen! Let's just tell them the truth. 335 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,048 Zack got drunk. Marc got drunk. Marc stabbed him. 336 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,550 At worst, you're gonna get involuntary manslaughter. 337 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,219 - I didn't get drunk. - Better start now. 338 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,887 - I smoked dope. - Yeah, tell them that. 339 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,974 Listen, I am being serious. It was an accident. They'll understand. 340 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,060 Oh, yeah, "Officer, um, to make a long story short, 341 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,686 "we had this guy over for dinner. 342 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,897 "He was rude, so Marc stabbed him in the back! 343 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,233 "Do you have a problem with that?" Wake up, Pete! 344 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,484 Bitch! 345 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,613 All right, do I need a coat? 346 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,366 - I'll go with you. - Hold on, hold on. 347 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,827 - Come on. - The police are an option. 348 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,329 - They're the only option. - No, no. There is another option. 349 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,623 Yes! Take me to a hospital! 350 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,709 Hear me out. 351 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,840 What if we just forget about it? 352 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,675 Are you out of your mind? 353 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:23,263 Listen. Say we just bury this guy in the backyard or something. 354 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,559 - People disappear all the time. - Especially in Iowa. 355 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,978 I mean, we probably saved him from an alien abduction. 356 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,398 We don't report anything. We don't tell anyone. 357 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,733 We just let this pass. 358 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,695 No! We don't just let this pass. 359 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,737 No? 360 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,782 You want to go to jail for this fascist fuck? 361 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,200 He's dead, Luke! 362 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,493 Exactly. 363 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,329 And nothing is going to change that. 364 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,541 Luke is right. We all know it was an accident. 365 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:56,713 If we let this pass, we can go on with the rest of our lives. 366 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,842 If we don't let this pass, things will never be the same. 367 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,553 Things already will never be the same. 368 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,015 Have I mentioned that my fucking arm is fucking broken! 369 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,308 Yes! 370 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,895 - Pete, where's Zack's truck? - It's out front. 371 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:16,983 Good, this is what we're going to do. Paulie, Jude, take Pete to the hospital. 372 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,401 Yay! 373 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,113 Marc? Marc! 374 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,698 What? 375 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,783 - I want you to help me bury the body. - Okay. 376 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,286 Then I'll drive the truck somewhere, somewhere far. 377 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,414 Then... Marc! 378 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,875 - Marc? - What? 379 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,295 I want you to follow me in your car and bring me back. 380 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,507 You're serious, just pretend that this never happened? 381 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,635 What never happened? 382 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,012 Exactly. 383 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,891 Oh, Lord. 384 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,894 Is that the license plate from the Mercedes last night? 385 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,272 - Yeah. - Was it important? 386 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,734 Probably not. What are those? 387 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,653 Leads on the kidnapping. 388 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:07,367 You go on TV talking about Jenny Tyler, everybody wants to talk to Alice. 389 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,535 Three guys have proposed already. 390 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,637 Everywhere is freaks and hairies 391 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,431 Dykes and fairies 392 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,976 Tell me where is sanity 393 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,231 Nothing in the Times. 394 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,234 We're all clear in the Tribune. Did you check the USA Today? 395 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:27,155 - Let's not flatter ourselves. - I'm not talking about the front page. 396 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,824 How about those Hawkeyes, huh? 397 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,618 I'm talking about the back page. 398 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,120 They have that little section on each state. 399 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,706 Just do it. 400 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:44,422 "Iowa, Ames. City Council approves expansion of the Iowa State 401 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,216 "athletic facility at a budget of $2 million" 402 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,428 I think we're in the clear. 403 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:54,515 And would you take off those glasses and that homeboy hat? 404 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,315 - You got a problem? - Asshole. 405 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,113 That's a guy that we should have over for dinner. 406 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:10,907 Mmm-hmm. 407 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,202 Here's a hypothetical... 408 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:17,121 If you try and trivialize this horrific situation 409 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,540 with one of your stupid hypotheticals, Marc, I'll scream. 410 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,750 Just hear me out. 411 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,170 You're a time traveler... 412 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,589 Jesus. 413 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:35,098 It's 1909 in Austria. Okay? 414 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:38,893 You're in a pub having a schnapps with a stranger, 415 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:43,106 a young art student with one testicle. Let's say his name is Adolf. 416 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,984 Now, Adolf at this point in his life has done no wrong. 417 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,071 He's not bitter. He's not angry. He's committed no crime. 418 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,198 He does not bring knives to the dinner table. 419 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,366 He has not killed anybody. 420 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,618 He certainly hasn't started a world war. 421 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,995 Your point being? 422 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:01,249 Do you kill him? 423 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,960 Do you poison his schnapps 424 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,546 to save all those millions of innocent people? 425 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,173 Would Hitler drink schnapps? 426 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,176 Look, this is ridiculous. Zack was not Hitler. 427 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,345 How do you know? You can't look into the future, can you? 428 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,684 Well, I would kill the bastard slowly. 429 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,895 You know where I stand. Pete? 430 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,690 No comment. 431 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,613 I would use something blunt like a motherfucking chair. 432 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,991 Paulie, it's not like we're killing Mozart here. 433 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,286 We killed a guy that I am sure was an evil force on this planet. 434 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,038 An evil force on this planet? 435 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,457 You have to start reading books without pictures, Marc. 436 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,625 Yeah, you're not God. 437 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,461 You can't decide who's good and evil, who lives or who dies. 438 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:51,382 But what if you kill somebody whose death makes the world a better place? 439 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,301 But that's bullshit. 440 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,679 We have no idea that Zack's death makes this world any better. 441 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,306 My world feels better. 442 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,184 - Well, maybe he was right. - Who? 443 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:04,270 Zack. Maybe he was right about how we do nothing but talk. 444 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,356 We sit back and let the conservatives do whatever the hell they want. 445 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,108 You know, they put aside their differences 446 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,735 and they achieve their common goals. 447 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,696 We always seem to get stuck arguing about the stupidest, 448 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,947 tiniest, little things. 449 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,408 What, like murder? Conservatives are simple. 450 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:21,704 No, they're effective. So, we buy animal-friendly mascara, 451 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,957 or we stop buying grapes, but we don't do anything. 452 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,792 - All we do is fight. - We do not fight. 453 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,669 - Yes, we do. - No, we don't. 454 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,004 We do. 455 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,882 Look, we're liberals. We do the right thing. 456 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:34,884 Then how come the world is so fucked up? 457 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:39,096 - Because we don't run the world. - Exactly, we don't. 458 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:43,226 - You see, we finally do some good. - Do some good? 459 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,937 Think about all the right-wing assholes 460 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,105 the world would've been better off without 461 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,150 if someone had wasted them before they did any damage. 462 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,695 Anyone who ever killed an abortion doctor. 463 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,364 Pol Pot. Idi Amin. 464 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,242 - Josef Mengele. - Joseph McCarthy. 465 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,452 Joey Terrio. 466 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,372 From Dance Fever? 467 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:09,669 No, it was the kid from sixth grade. Broke my glasses eight times. 468 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,587 Little motherfucker. 469 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,341 And if they're such big assholes, we can't convince them. 470 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,720 Well, you're sitting across from Hitler. 471 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,556 Still no comment? 472 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:30,982 Well, I mean, if it was Hitler, I would kill him. 473 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,778 - Paulie? - No. 474 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,656 No. I would thank him for his schnapps, 475 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:42,118 get back into the time machine, set it for home and go to bed. 476 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,495 Which is where I'm going right now. Good night. 477 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,746 Good night. 478 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:56,382 I wouldn't want to stab him though, because that was too weird. 479 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,886 I would club them. 480 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,180 Obviously, we'd poison them. 481 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,391 Obviously. 482 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,687 I wouldn't want them to know that they were being poisoned. 483 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,397 I mean, it's bad enough they have to die. 484 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:13,983 I wouldn't want their last thoughts to be, 485 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:16,569 "Hey, I'm being killed by these liberals." 486 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:23,117 No, maybe we could just scream and act like it's some horrible accident. 487 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:29,332 That way their last thoughts on Earth wouldn't be horrible ones. 488 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,752 That's nice. 489 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,671 Jude already knows. 490 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,674 The blue bottle is bad. The green bottle is good. 491 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,260 What is that stuff anyway? 492 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,097 Arsenic. 493 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,308 None of us are going to do this. 494 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,769 Probably not. But, 495 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,523 just in case the guy pulls a knife. 496 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,235 Everyone, this is Reverend Gerald Hutchens. 497 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,988 - This is Luke. - Luke, a pleasure. 498 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,491 - Paulie. - Paulie, a pleasure. 499 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,202 - That's Marc there. And Pete. - Marc. 500 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,245 - Oh, Pete. - Sorry. 501 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,876 - Nice to meet all of you. - Nice to meet you. 502 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,713 I had no idea this meal was going to be so formal. 503 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:21,133 Well, we like to take care of our guests, Reverend. 504 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,594 So, Reverend, where's your parish? 505 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,639 Oh, we have a little parish outside of Maple Falls. 506 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,892 - Oh, really, that's where I'm from. - You must have seen our manger. 507 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:33,396 We have the biggest baby Jesus in the county. 508 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,357 I hope you're hungry. 509 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,442 I am famished. 510 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,820 And it all looks so delicious. 511 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,573 - Is that apple pie? - It's homemade. 512 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,284 Uh-huh. Really? 513 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,079 Would you like to say grace? 514 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,125 I would love it. 515 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,087 I had no idea that you younger people were into that. 516 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,841 That's very charming. 517 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,135 Shall we bow our heads? 518 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,056 Bless us, Oh Lord, for this bounty for which we are about to receive. 519 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,058 A fucking reverend? 520 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,351 For this blessing of youth and kindness... 521 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,644 - of youth and kindness... - Wait. 522 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,857 ...you have chosen to bestow upon me. God bless us all. 523 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,154 So, Reverend, how do you and Jude know one another? 524 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:27,658 I interviewed the good Reverend for a research paper I was doing. 525 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:31,412 Yes, uh, on the vileness. 526 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,207 The vileness? 527 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,543 The gay plague, of course. 528 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:44,758 On the use of secular therapy in comforting families of AIDS patients. 529 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:47,970 The good Reverend here was kind enough to let me use his view 530 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,096 as a counterpoint position. 531 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,807 Oh. 532 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:56,896 So, you don't believe in comforting the families? 533 00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:02,109 No, I do not believe in comforting the families of irredeemable mortal sinners. 534 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,031 Are those biscuits made from scratch? 535 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,824 Mmm-hmm. 536 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,242 Really? 537 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,620 They're lovely. 538 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,163 Mmm. 539 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:18,292 Of course, AIDS is not a sin, it's a terrible disease. 540 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,585 Not quite. 541 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:26,133 Homosexuality is the terrible disease and AIDS is the cure. 542 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:28,802 Is there butter? 543 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,054 Come again? 544 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,265 - Butter? - Butter, yeah. 545 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,059 Thank you. 546 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:40,898 No, when you violate the moral, health, and hygiene laws, 547 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,942 you reap the whirlwind. 548 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:46,737 You can not shake your fist in God's face and get by with it. 549 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,866 - Ready for more wine? - No, wait! 550 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,910 I mean, it's white wine and we're having meat. 551 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,662 I think we should wait for dessert. 552 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:55,788 Yes. 553 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,752 Surely, being a reverend you must have some compassion? 554 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:06,674 Yes, Jesus himself would be one of the most compassionate men in history. 555 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:11,387 Why, yes, certainly. But Jesus would never touch a homosexual. 556 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,932 But we're all God's children. 557 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,433 We are all God's children, 558 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:19,353 but like children, we can get into trouble. 559 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,438 And when we do, we must be punished. 560 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:25,526 - Gerald is the leader of God's Way. - God's Way? 561 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:32,408 Homosexuals are the living, breathing cesspool of pathogens. 562 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:36,328 We simply propose to put them out on a desert island with 563 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,832 enough foodstuffs to last them for their limited lifetimes. 564 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,333 And what would that be? 565 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:44,169 Say, two years tops? 566 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:48,257 That way, for a nominal cost to us 567 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,801 they would all die. 568 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,639 - Is this radicchio? - Yes. 569 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,394 Has anyone close to you ever died of AIDS? 570 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,522 - Really? - Really. 571 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,025 No. 572 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,366 I think it's time for dessert. 573 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,541 Yes. 574 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:31,133 Thank you. 575 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,095 I'd like to propose a toast. 576 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:52,946 To God's soldiers. 577 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:54,948 I like that. 578 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:15,969 This pie is delicious. 579 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:28,065 - Is anything wrong? - We're dieting. 580 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,654 - Can I make a confession? - Do you want more white wine? 581 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,115 No. Uh... 582 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,325 I think this pie might be 583 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,494 a little too rich. 584 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,209 Excuse me. 585 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,961 Is he dead? 586 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,841 - He's real dead. - Oh, God. 587 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:39,261 Maybe we should say the last rites or something. 588 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,346 - No, you do that before. - Oh. 589 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,600 We should just finish dinner before it gets cold. 590 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,604 How can you guys eat with a dead man at the table? 591 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,105 What is your problem? 592 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:52,232 You're the one that gave him his death sentence. 593 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:56,111 "I think it's time for dessert." What was that, Anne Rice? 594 00:35:56,112 --> 00:36:01,325 I think Paulie behaved, performed, beautifully. 595 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:06,330 Yes, so do I. We gave him every chance possible. 596 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,541 I want to propose a toast. 597 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:13,712 To us, for making a difference, 598 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,924 for putting aside our differences 599 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:20,093 and for making the world a better place. 600 00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:23,430 Lehayim. 601 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:35,359 Please pass the radicchio. Butter? 602 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,738 - Don't choke. - Hit him on the back. He's choking. 603 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,199 Not funny. 604 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,618 Are you okay? 605 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,245 Jesus Christ, he switched the glasses. 606 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,413 - Marc, he switched the glasses! - Oh, my God! 607 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:52,459 - Get up, Marc. The Heimlich! - Marc! Marc! 608 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,256 Call 911! 609 00:36:58,007 --> 00:36:59,091 No! 610 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,555 Marc! Oh, shit! 611 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,723 What? 612 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,726 Ow. 613 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,228 - You jerk. - Jerk! 614 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,485 - Let's get him out of here, huh? - Oh, yeah. 615 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,249 This was in the paper today. 616 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,959 They want to do another 617 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,962 gay pride parade. 618 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,508 I mean, do you really think that a bunch of gays and lesbians 619 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,928 strutting through town constitutes a parade? 620 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,015 Does anybody remember what it was like when we were kids 621 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,392 and we had parades that meant something, 622 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,478 that were about real, wonderfully festive events 623 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:56,440 with people dressed in wonderfully inventive costumes, 624 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,317 like kings and queens. 625 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,363 You know, actually, now that I think about it, 626 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:06,283 that does sound a little bit like a gay pride march. 627 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,512 How often does a woman say "no" 628 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,222 but she really means "yes"? 629 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:15,310 She says "stop," but she means "keep going." 630 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:20,565 You can't bring the law into someone's bedroom, it's constitutionally wrong. 631 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:25,237 Isn't violating a woman's body constitutionally wrong? 632 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:27,155 Isn't leading a man on wrong? 633 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:31,660 If a woman accepts a date with a man, especially in this day and age, 634 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:34,121 she knows what he's after and she accepts. 635 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,418 So you think that all dates lead to sex? 636 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:41,962 I don't. 637 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:46,008 Man is the dominant species. Women are the dominated. 638 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,386 They are the weaker sex and they always will be. 639 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,555 We're not talking about species. 640 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,182 A man does not have the right to rape a woman. 641 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:58,311 No, of course he doesn't, Paulie. Rape is a terrible thing. 642 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:01,565 But it is also much rarer than people think. 643 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,276 When a woman cries rape, 644 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:07,446 it's usually because she's already consented to sex. 645 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,322 - Really? - Yeah, really. 646 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,659 And if she doesn't allow herself to enjoy it, then she feels used. 647 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:15,746 So women, vindictive by nature, cry rape. 648 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,290 And force the man to suffer the feelings of inadequacy 649 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,125 that they themselves have created. 650 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,711 The world stops and you destroy the man. 651 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,007 It's quite self-defeating, really. 652 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:30,343 Keep them in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. 653 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,513 No, I think that's a little sexist. 654 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,478 So, this is what your parade is all about? 655 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,440 We're stealing a chapter from the civil rights movement. 656 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,483 Hmm. 657 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,946 You got to fight for what you believe in, right? 658 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,698 Yep. 659 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,409 Absolutely, I think we can all drink to that. 660 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,705 Please. 661 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:13,345 Contaminated minds play judge and jury, too 662 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:14,888 Oh, no 663 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:19,267 But contaminated minds are blind to the truth 664 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:20,519 Oh, yeah 665 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,688 Ah. 666 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,317 Good? 667 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,320 But not everybody has the luxury of choice 668 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,571 Oh, no 669 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,783 Some people search for the holy grail 670 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,954 Good evening, sorry to bother you. I'm Sheriff Stanley. 671 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,707 I'm going door-to-door and asking people for information regarding Jenny Tyler, 672 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,126 the missing girl. 673 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:46,837 I'm wondering if you could just take a look at a few pictures. 674 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:53,176 If I don't use everything in my power to block that entrance, 675 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,471 innocent unborn children will die. 676 00:41:57,223 --> 00:42:00,308 And if I have to kill someone to stop that, well, 677 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:04,771 that is what the Right to Life Movement is all about. 678 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:09,067 Contaminated minds play judge and jury, too 679 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,569 Oh, no 680 00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:14,990 But contaminated minds are blind to truth 681 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,324 Oh, yeah 682 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:19,536 These hippies want our... 683 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:25,750 Native American, heaven forbid, I almost called them Indian children, 684 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:30,589 to blame our forefathers for all of their trouble instead of their own. 685 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:35,677 Now, I'm the first to admit we took this country from the Indians. 686 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,388 But what in the world were they doing with it anyway? 687 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,433 Shooting off bows and arrows and using seashells for money. 688 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,857 Baby, let's get together 689 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,697 And do the things 690 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,741 Ah, do the things 691 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,411 That we like to do 692 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,164 Oh, do a little dance 693 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,541 Make a little love 694 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,418 Get down tonight 695 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,170 Get down tonight 696 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,797 Do a little dance 697 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,258 Make a little love 698 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:16,885 Get down tonight 699 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,762 Get down tonight 700 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,680 Baby 701 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,066 Die! 702 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:37,948 Get down, get... 703 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,121 You bastard! 704 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:49,000 Brother, have you lost your mind, serving me this filthy swine! 705 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:55,382 I can't eat this. This is why the first thing we must do 706 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,425 is eliminate the traitors among us. 707 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:00,553 Then we can concentrate on the true enemy. 708 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:11,398 Alice! When the rain finally stopped, the water went down to its normal level 709 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,484 and it just popped up. Jack Mayr, with the leg brace, found it. 710 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:15,944 Have you searched it? 711 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:19,114 We're getting ready to go. I think there's some blood under the mat. 712 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,573 See that, right there. 713 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:23,702 Yeah, okay. Bring it up. I want to run a search on the plates. 714 00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,203 Watch your step, it's slippery. 715 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,840 Hang on, Jenny. I'm getting closer. 716 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:49,436 You know, I never really thought of it that way. 717 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:54,983 Maybe you all are right. Maybe they are just all people. 718 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:59,237 They got feelings. They got family. 719 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,413 Um... 720 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,290 Uh... 721 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:14,210 You are entitled to your own opinion, of course. 722 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:18,381 Yeah! It's true! You got to beat them homeless senseless. 723 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,592 Make sure they know their place. 724 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,863 We don't want lives of steel 725 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:47,327 We don't want hearts that feel 726 00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:52,749 We want to live above it all 727 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,961 I feel you closing in 728 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,217 A target on my skin 729 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:07,263 I think you'll be there when I fall 730 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:12,018 When I fall, when I fall 731 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:17,273 When I fall 732 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,943 When I fall 733 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,986 When I fall 734 00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:25,281 Are you okay? 735 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:30,495 Yeah, it's just my stomach has been killing me for about three weeks. 736 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:32,372 So... 737 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,875 Maybe it's all these tomatoes. 738 00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:45,218 We might get out of time 739 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:49,848 We might connect our mind 740 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:55,186 We might land beyond the wall 741 00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:59,816 When I fall, when I fall 742 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,824 When I fall, when I fall 743 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,201 When I fall 744 00:47:15,749 --> 00:47:16,958 Bravo. 745 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,085 Yeah, real nice work. 746 00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:22,839 I couldn't sleep. 747 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,215 I see. 748 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:33,141 I might give love to you 749 00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:38,313 Where have you been? 750 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,315 I got to take a shower. 751 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:42,650 Can I join you? 752 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,530 I climb so high to see you 753 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:51,910 But the ground just teases me 754 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:57,749 I think you'll be there when I fall 755 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:02,170 When I fall, when I fall 756 00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:10,303 When I fall, when I fall 757 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,847 When I fall 758 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:19,687 When I fall, when I fall 759 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,814 When I fall 760 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:26,528 I'm burning when I fall 761 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,947 I fall 762 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,241 When I fall 763 00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:35,787 I'm amazed by it all 764 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:42,627 I've never met anyone who's anti-Earth. 765 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,504 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 766 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,466 I'm not anti-Earth. I'm pro-earthling. 767 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,719 It's just kind of hard 768 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,556 to care about the greenhouse effect if you don't have a house. 769 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,813 You see, I think it all comes down to evolution anyway. 770 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:03,565 Survival of the fittest. 771 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,235 I mean, if the spotted owl's time is up, 772 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:11,823 hasta la vista, baby, I guess. 773 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:14,742 See now, your damn liberals, on the other hand, 774 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:19,914 they'd be protecting the rights of the dinosaurs if they could. 775 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:25,712 You know, I would defend them, too, if they weren't already extinct. 776 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:27,714 Ah. 777 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:31,509 A little wine. All right. 778 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,012 - Cheers. - Cheers. 779 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:37,724 Mmm. 780 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:43,039 I shoot skeet. I have a license. 781 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,085 Well, you should never leave an unsecured gun in a car. 782 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:51,964 I know that. I'm sorry. My car, it was dead. 783 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,801 - And a guy picked me up in a truck. - A truck? 784 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:59,347 Yeah, and I didn't want to stop him with the rifle in my hands. 785 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,642 - What kind of a truck? - A pickup truck. 786 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:05,186 Did it look like this truck? 787 00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:09,941 Maybe, it was very dark that night. 788 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:13,444 But it's possible. Was it this color? 789 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:17,031 Yes, it's a possibility. Yeah, sure. 790 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:18,991 Did you get a look at the driver? 791 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,078 Honestly, I don't remember. 792 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,205 - White man, black man? - No. 793 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:29,210 White. How do you say? Medium build. 794 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,548 Well, that truck belonged to a known felon. 795 00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:37,218 We found it dumped next to the Missouri River. 796 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:42,974 I want to show you a couple of pictures. Maybe you could identify the man. 797 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:54,694 Nothing? 798 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,072 Ooh. No, sorry. 799 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,996 We found traces of blood inside the truck. 800 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,793 We're waiting for tests to see if it matches Jenny Tyler's. 801 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,588 That little girl? 802 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,465 That would be horrible. 803 00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:18,384 I want you to think about this really hard. 804 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,220 And if you can remember anything or you see this man again, 805 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,139 I want you to call me immediately. 806 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,766 - Understand that? - Oh, of course. 807 00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,103 You should consider yourself very lucky, Mr. Van Doren. 808 00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:32,106 You might've been this close to a murderer. 809 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:35,568 Wow. 810 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:45,787 - We've been thinking. - About us. 811 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,206 - You have? - Yes. 812 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,044 We don't feel that we're giving people enough of a chance. 813 00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,008 Remember the original plan? 814 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,805 We said we wouldn't kill anyone unless we couldn't change their minds. 815 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:08,267 So we haven't changed anyone's mind. Maybe we're not as smart as we thought. 816 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:13,356 Luke, the guy with the swastika sat down and you told him it was happy hour. 817 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,650 I figured, "Why waste the food?" 818 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:20,446 What food? Man, we're not even giving people a decent meal anymore. 819 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,615 The fag-basher had Chinese. 820 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,659 Chung King is not Chinese. 821 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,745 We had soy sauce. 822 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:31,791 Let's remember why we started this in the first place. 823 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,376 Yes, sir, master. 824 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:37,129 Catcher in the Rye is supposed to be art? 825 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,049 Thumbelina is art. 826 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:43,928 Catcher in the Rye is just mean-spirited garbage 827 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,931 littered with the F-word. 828 00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:57,358 I've heard enough. How about a toast? 829 00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:59,402 Come on, this is pathetic. 830 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:02,238 Oh, come on. A toast. 831 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,329 I'll get it. 832 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,670 Well, thank you. 833 00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:29,724 Uh... 834 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:33,102 Good evening, sir. I'm sorry to bother you at the dinner hour, 835 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:36,480 but I'm going house-to-house to see if anyone has information 836 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:38,232 regarding Jenny Tyler. 837 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:41,819 - The kidnapped girl? - Right. 838 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,323 I wonder if you'd look at some pictures? 839 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:51,245 Uh, sure. You know, I've got some company... 840 00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:52,955 It won't take a minute. 841 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:06,344 All right. 842 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:07,845 Have you seen any of these men? 843 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:14,977 What is it, hon? 844 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:16,646 - Good evening. - Hi. 845 00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:22,109 I'm sorry, this is, um... I forgot your name. 846 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,237 Don't worry, Officer. He's not driving. 847 00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:27,949 I trust you. Sheriff Alice Stanley. 848 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:29,200 Paulie Layton. 849 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:32,411 My grandfather was chief of police in Maple Falls, way back. 850 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,579 Really? 851 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,624 Maybe you'd like to look through this stack and see if you 852 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,626 recognize any of the men in the pictures. 853 00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:40,336 Sir? 854 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:41,963 He... 855 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:50,304 He was chief of police for over 32 years. They called him "Big Smokey." 856 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,390 He drank, too. 857 00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:58,104 I'm sorry, Sheriff, but none of them look like anyone I would want to know. 858 00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,231 Pretty scary-looking bunch, actually. 859 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,484 I don't know any of them. 860 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:08,239 You stopped on this picture. Have you seen this man before? 861 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,326 Yeah, no. I mean, just... 862 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,581 What was that? 863 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:21,711 I don't know. Honey, why don't you go see if our guests are all right? 864 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,920 Sorry! 865 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:26,132 Jude's okay, but I think the dessert's about had it. 866 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:29,593 - Good evening, Mr. Van Doren. - Oh, hi, Sheriff Stanley. 867 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:32,638 Is this the house where you were dropped off that night? 868 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,098 We're roommates. 869 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:37,309 Well, maybe that's why this picture is familiar to you. 870 00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:39,353 Have you seen this man before? 871 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,230 No, they haven't. 872 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,190 Remember when he dropped me off that night, 873 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:44,859 you guys were all inside, remember? 874 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,319 - Mmm. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 875 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:50,865 Inside... He was like, dripping wet. It was like wet. 876 00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:52,658 It was pouring out. 877 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,663 You went through the stack pretty quickly. 878 00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,373 Would you like to take another look? 879 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:02,043 No. I told you, they're very scary-looking. 880 00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:04,003 I've never seen criminals like that. 881 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,549 Your grandfather never had any mug shots laying around? 882 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:13,554 No. I died long before, I mean, he died 883 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,057 long before I was born. 884 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:23,481 Well, okay. 885 00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:26,525 - Thank you. - Sure. 886 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:28,360 Oh, um... 887 00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:31,072 By the way, Mr. Van Doren, for your information, 888 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:32,948 that blood we found did check out. 889 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:36,660 Wow. 890 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,080 Thank you. 891 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,415 Good night. 892 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,125 - Good night. - Good night. 893 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,051 What the hell happened? 894 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:56,764 - Barbara doesn't drink wine. - So this fucker stabbed her! 895 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,433 Pete, you were saying about the sheriff? 896 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,143 - Let me explain. - What sheriff, Pete? 897 00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,437 The other day I got called in for questioning. 898 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,147 - Oh, fuck! - What? 899 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,733 It's got nothing to do with us, believe me. 900 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:09,485 - Look, remember that night with Zack? - Yeah. 901 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,153 I left my car on the side of the road, remember? 902 00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:15,491 Well, I also left my rifle in the car, because I didn't want to scare Zack. 903 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,369 Well, the sheriff found the car, she also found the rifle. 904 00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:19,703 She called me in. 905 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:22,748 - It's no big deal. - Not a big deal? She had Zack's picture. 906 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:25,960 I was getting to that. They found Zack's truck. 907 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,169 Oh, fuck! 908 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,796 When were you going to mention this, Pete? 909 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:30,923 It's got nothing to do with us. 910 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:33,384 Listen, I got called in because of the rifle. 911 00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:36,762 Completely separate from that, they found Zack's truck 912 00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:40,266 with some of Jenny Tyler's blood in the back seat. 913 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,518 Now, the sheriff, she doesn't know Zack's dead, 914 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,145 so she's looking everywhere for him 915 00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:47,815 because he probably killed that poor little girl. 916 00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,150 Oh, fuck! 917 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:52,820 - See, we did some good there. - Of course we did. 918 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,530 You were right, Luke. 919 00:58:54,739 --> 00:58:57,449 - Hey! Hooray for us! - Whoo! 920 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,577 What if they trace Zack back to here? 921 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,996 No, that's not going to happen, Jude. 922 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:05,249 They found the truck and that was not supposed to happen. 923 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,417 She's right. 924 00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:08,961 Maybe this is just a sign that we should just slow down. 925 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:12,089 - Paranoia, paranoia! - Fuck you, guys. 926 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:13,883 - What are you talking about? - We got rid of a child murderer 927 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,634 and now you're acting like we've done something wrong. 928 00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:16,927 Yeah, what if Zack had lived? 929 00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:19,180 I mean, we stopped him before he killed anyone else. 930 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,682 Isn't that why we started this in the first place? 931 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,475 - Yes. - But look at her. 932 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:28,022 She was just an illiterate. I mean, we're getting out of hand. 933 00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:31,150 We've been careful, Marc. No one's going to touch us. 934 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:35,070 We have to slow down. Slow down. 935 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:37,907 - We have killed nine people. - Ten people. 936 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:41,202 - Nine! I was an accounting major once. - It's only nine. 937 00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:43,162 - It's 10. - It's nine! 938 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,710 Ten. 939 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:52,546 - You're not gonna count Zack. - He was the first one. 940 00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:53,631 He was an accident. 941 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,175 If he's in the garden, it counts. That's the rule. 942 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:57,635 You are fucking crazy. 943 00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:01,096 There are no rules, okay? We're killing people, for God's sakes! 944 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:03,265 They're not people. They're people who hate. 945 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,435 What are you talking about? Give me a break. She just had bad taste. 946 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:08,103 I didn't kill you for that haircut. 947 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,647 Oh, that's a good one coming from a fashion 948 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,440 victim like you, you fucking moron. 949 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:16,237 All I'm saying is we have to think more. Think! Hooray for us, come on, wake up! 950 01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:17,529 All right, all right! 951 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,914 Let's just get rid of Miss Mensa here. 952 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:54,024 Just go to sleep, okay? 953 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:09,456 You might recognize Heather from the newspaper. 954 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,709 She's the one who's suing her high school. 955 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:16,422 Oh, that's right. The condom thing. 956 01:01:17,132 --> 01:01:20,426 Well, that's how the press has simplified it. 957 01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:22,886 Actually, I'm suing the school because 958 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:26,015 they're violating my constitutional right to privacy 959 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:29,643 by making sexual education mandatory for graduation. 960 01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:34,315 I'm sure that's going to get you a lot of publicity, Heather. 961 01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:39,987 But in legal terms, your case is what we call bullshit. 962 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:45,034 Why? That's the way things ought to be. 963 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:50,080 Number one, the court understands that especially in this day and age of AIDS, 964 01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:54,752 sexual education must be mandatory to insure the public safety. 965 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,129 - No, that's not so. - Oh, no? 966 01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:59,465 No. I don't go to those classes 967 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,925 and I'm perfectly safe. 968 01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:06,972 Sexual education and free condoms sends a message to kids my age 969 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:10,059 that they should be having premarital sex! 970 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,978 But, Heather, you're a high school senior. 971 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:16,148 When I was in high school, I was curious. 972 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,233 - I'm sure you were. - Shut up. 973 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,821 Don't you ever have any of those feelings? 974 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:24,698 I mean, they can be really nice. 975 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:29,953 No offense, ma'am, but that curiosity isn't human nature. 976 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:34,166 But rather your generation's lower standard of morality 977 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,168 that has put my generation at risk. 978 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:39,296 Heather, you're not hearing me. 979 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:42,674 No, I see a great danger in the world and I want to stop it. 980 01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:45,219 We have to get back to family values in this country. 981 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:49,264 Heather, have you ever had sex? 982 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,016 Luke! 983 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:54,228 That's a very inappropriate question for the dinner table. 984 01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:57,147 - How can you sit there, all of 17... - Seventeen and a half. 985 01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:00,359 And preach to me about family values and sexual education? 986 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,403 You don't even know what it's like to have sex. 987 01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:04,780 I knew girls like you in high school, so pretty and so stuck up 988 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,574 that all the guys were afraid to ask you out. 989 01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:10,244 - Luke. - You know what you need, Heather? 990 01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:12,037 You know what you really need? 991 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,581 You need a good stiff dick that'll shut that mouth. 992 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:17,292 - Luke! - Oh, shit! 993 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:19,545 - Shut up, Luke! - All right, I'm sorry. 994 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:22,548 How about a glass of wine, Heather, to loosen you up? Come on. 995 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:24,383 - Hey! - I don't drink! 996 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:25,676 One little sip ain't gonna kill you, baby. 997 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,261 What's the matter with you? 998 01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:29,346 Hey, nothing. Let's just drink and get this over with! 999 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,182 - I don't think so. - Why is he so mean? 1000 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:36,520 Let's not let Luke's little outburst cloud the issue here. 1001 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:37,938 That's exactly it. 1002 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:40,607 Hey, will you just cool it for a minute? Can't you see that we've upset her? 1003 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:44,695 You'd better shut your mouth, man. 1004 01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:49,032 - I'm going to walk Heather out now. - That would be a bad idea, Jude. 1005 01:03:49,033 --> 01:03:50,576 No, I want to go. 1006 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,665 I don't think so. 1007 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,046 - She's a child. - Hitler was a child once, too. 1008 01:04:03,047 --> 01:04:04,548 We're getting too emotional. 1009 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:07,509 - That's funny, coming from you. - What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1010 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,428 You'd better shut your fucking mouth, 1011 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:11,054 or I'll break your other fucking arm, you know? 1012 01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:12,973 Shut up! 1013 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:23,692 Oh, that's new, actually attacking someone when you're facing them. 1014 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,986 Stop it. Stop it! 1015 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,322 Stop it. 1016 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:29,364 Dick! 1017 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,745 - Thank you. - We need a vacation. 1018 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:37,789 - Come on, Heather, let me take you home. - Figure this shit out after the break. 1019 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:07,277 What the hell do you think you're doing? Those are mine. 1020 01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,948 Getting rid of your lovely little borders here. 1021 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:14,826 Why don't you just put up a sign saying, "Cemetery, bodies buried here"? 1022 01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:17,079 Why don't you mind your own fucking business? 1023 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:20,624 I am minding my own fucking business. And you need to get your shit together. 1024 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,544 I've got my shit together fine, don't worry about that. 1025 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:30,384 The travel agent's on the phone for you. Going to Guyana over the break? 1026 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:34,596 Yes, spring break in Guyana. 1027 01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:38,559 You enjoy yourself. 1028 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:43,188 - After you. - Oh, no, after you. 1029 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:50,237 Bitch. 1030 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,295 Can I help you? 1031 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:54,676 Hi, I'm Sheriff Stanley. 1032 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:58,930 Are you trespassing or just interested in olericulture? 1033 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,641 What? 1034 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:03,435 Olericulture, the growing of vegetables. 1035 01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:06,229 Yes, olericulture. 1036 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,984 - I've never tasted tomatoes this sweet. - Thank you. 1037 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:15,739 - Is it something you put in the soil? - No, just good topsoil. 1038 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:19,576 Got to keep the earth moving, my grandmother always said. 1039 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,288 Is that why everything looks so dug up? 1040 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:24,748 Shh. 1041 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,543 It's a secret. 1042 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:33,382 Don't let it out or everyone will start growing these things. 1043 01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:40,639 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 1044 01:07:41,974 --> 01:07:43,642 My business is almost done here. 1045 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,562 Your business? 1046 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:51,441 The Jenny Tyler case. Haven't your roommates told you? 1047 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,071 Oh, yes, that girl. 1048 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:01,952 I think she's dead. 1049 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,622 There's always hope, isn't there? 1050 01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,212 Have a good day. 1051 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,845 Rain, rain, rain 1052 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:06,016 A wicked rain falling from the sky 1053 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:11,688 Down, down, down 1054 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:15,567 Pouring down upon the night 1055 01:09:18,112 --> 01:09:21,156 Well, there's just one chance in a million 1056 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:25,368 That someday we'll make it out alive 1057 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:31,166 Rain, rain, rain 1058 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:34,961 An evil rain falling all the time 1059 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:39,841 Damn. 1060 01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:44,262 Sun don't ever want to shine 1061 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:49,726 Well, there'll be no light in the morning 1062 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:53,897 Till some peace at last we find 1063 01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:59,611 Like travelers in the darkness 1064 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:01,696 Can't see our way 1065 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:06,576 Trying hard to make it through another day 1066 01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:09,329 Fa, fa, father 1067 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:13,500 Why do you let your sons go astray 1068 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,880 Bruh, bruh, brother 1069 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:22,551 Why must we go on this way 1070 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,931 There's a storm off in the distance 1071 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:32,185 And it looks like it's here to stay 1072 01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:41,486 Thank you. 1073 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,294 We don't have a book. 1074 01:10:58,212 --> 01:11:00,797 Oh. Well, I'll have to call my publisher 1075 01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,716 and have them send more down here immediately. 1076 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:06,344 That's the price of greatness. 1077 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:08,638 I think it's more the boredom of travel, 1078 01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:12,934 - but thanks anyway for the compliment. - No, no. You are a great man. 1079 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:17,480 Well, I'm a loud man. But thanks again. 1080 01:11:19,483 --> 01:11:22,777 Say, uh, you fellas wouldn't know 1081 01:11:22,778 --> 01:11:25,196 where a guy could get a decent meal around here, would you? 1082 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:26,907 Yes. 1083 01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:32,329 Can you believe that Norman Arbuthnot was at the airport? 1084 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:35,206 I'm sure it's a real bitch flying your own private jet. 1085 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,460 - How many drops does Luke put in? - I think just a few. 1086 01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:41,630 Well, fuck that. 1087 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,091 Mr. Arbuthnot? 1088 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,178 Would you like to say grace? 1089 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:57,062 I didn't know people said grace anymore. 1090 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,777 We don't usually, 1091 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,404 but we just thought you might be used to it. 1092 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:09,532 Oh, for God's sake, no. No. 1093 01:12:10,201 --> 01:12:13,161 If anything, we ought to bow our heads 1094 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:16,915 and thank Paulie for such an incredible spread. 1095 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:23,797 Bon Appetit. 1096 01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:25,215 Bon Appetit. 1097 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:29,010 You know, I'm forever amused by these people from the Christian Right 1098 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:31,137 who thank God for everything that's good 1099 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:33,598 and blame humankind for everything's that bad. 1100 01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:36,059 Mmm. Mmm. 1101 01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:37,811 May I? 1102 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,021 Uh... 1103 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:50,365 But isn't the Christian Right your strongest supporter? 1104 01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:52,242 Those people always need somebody to follow, 1105 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:54,035 they can never do anything on their own. 1106 01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:58,248 Of course, 1107 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:03,461 the moral majority makes up a huge contingent of the Republican Right. 1108 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:07,090 They do. But they have very little power. 1109 01:13:07,299 --> 01:13:12,012 I mean, they make most of the noise, but the centrists do all the work. 1110 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:14,848 The extremes of both parties grab all the headlines. 1111 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,809 But all the decisions are made by the moderates. 1112 01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:24,357 Well, that seems to go against most people's perceptions. 1113 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:25,900 Only naive people. 1114 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:33,241 Listen, I can rant and rave with the best of them. 1115 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,784 But how else am I going to get heard? 1116 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,786 I'm not an elected representative of this republic. 1117 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,914 I'm a concerned citizen that sees 1118 01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:41,374 certain things wrong and wants to change them. 1119 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:44,502 - That's what's great about this county. - But your views are extreme. 1120 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:47,714 And extreme views incite people to extreme measures. 1121 01:13:47,715 --> 01:13:50,425 I can't be held responsible for every nut case who thinks 1122 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:52,469 I mean something when I mean something else. 1123 01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:57,557 Look, I admit to sometimes throwing in some pretty outrageous arguments 1124 01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:02,479 to support my positions, but, hey, man, it's the ratings thing, you know. 1125 01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:08,193 Besides, the average citizen knows what I'm doing. 1126 01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:10,487 What are you doing? 1127 01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:15,366 Dissent. Being the voice of dissent. 1128 01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:19,996 Jefferson, Monroe, Paine. They were all critics. 1129 01:14:20,748 --> 01:14:23,500 Pundits, if you will, before they were the power. 1130 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:27,087 This is excellent wine, by the way. Willow Crest, Merlot? 1131 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:28,755 Is that what you want, Norman? 1132 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,802 Power? To be president? 1133 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:38,848 Luke, I already have power. 1134 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,184 The president? 1135 01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:44,395 He doesn't have any power. 1136 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:48,608 He's got to answer to Congress, to special interests, to the Court. 1137 01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:52,654 - To the people? - To a lesser degree to the people, 1138 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:55,990 but I got power, one voice, one vote. 1139 01:14:56,492 --> 01:15:00,495 But your followers, they hate anyone who disagrees with you and your opinions. 1140 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,789 Well, the followers of Nelson Mandela commit murder. 1141 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,582 Followers of Gandhi killed people. 1142 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,960 You compare yourself to Mandela and Gandhi? 1143 01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:08,253 No, those are great men. 1144 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,171 Paulie's the one that suggested I have followers 1145 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,340 as if I could control what people do. 1146 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:15,301 - People do what they want to do. - Like hate. 1147 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:21,474 Well, it's true. You have some harmful people on both the extreme left 1148 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:22,851 and the extreme right. 1149 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:26,938 But I suggest that the more extreme those opposites get, 1150 01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:29,107 the more moderate this society becomes. 1151 01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:31,609 Because when you average out all those extremes 1152 01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:34,863 you come up with a society that is pretty well anchored in the middle 1153 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:39,993 and that's what we all want, isn't it? A society where all of us can live. 1154 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:45,999 All races, all religions, all views, living together, 1155 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,710 forging ahead as one. 1156 01:15:50,337 --> 01:15:54,632 Look, in any society, no matter how big or small, you're going to have dissent. 1157 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:57,302 I mean, look at the five of you. 1158 01:15:57,303 --> 01:16:00,221 Can you honestly say you agree on everything? 1159 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:10,648 So how is any good supposed to get done? 1160 01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:15,028 My friend, I do not presume to know the answer to that one. 1161 01:16:15,487 --> 01:16:17,780 All I know is you got to do the best you can do. 1162 01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:20,742 You have to be the best individual selves you can be. 1163 01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:22,535 Otherwise, why bother, right? 1164 01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:24,954 Anything else turns the world to pure manure. 1165 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,497 Uh... 1166 01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:28,541 I don't think you should drink that one. 1167 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:31,336 It's been out for a little while. It's probably gone bad. 1168 01:16:31,337 --> 01:16:32,879 I think the wine is fine. 1169 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:38,843 Well, I would never be rude enough to ignore the suggestion of a lady. 1170 01:16:38,844 --> 01:16:40,053 Thank you, Jude. 1171 01:16:47,519 --> 01:16:50,188 It's 1909. You're in Austria. 1172 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:54,025 And you're alone with a young artist named Adolf Hitler. 1173 01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,360 Mmm-hmm. 1174 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,612 Do you kill him? 1175 01:16:57,905 --> 01:17:01,157 Do you murder him there, even though he hasn't done anything yet? 1176 01:17:01,825 --> 01:17:05,036 Because you know you'll save all those millions of people. 1177 01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,552 Absolutely not. 1178 01:17:21,553 --> 01:17:24,430 You'd let all those people die, knowing you could do something about it? 1179 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:27,350 I didn't say that. What I said was... 1180 01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:32,397 You don't say anything. You just talk and talk and say nothing so many times 1181 01:17:32,398 --> 01:17:34,691 that people think you're saying something. 1182 01:17:39,863 --> 01:17:42,323 What I would do, Luke, 1183 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:45,034 if you would let me finish, is talk to the man. 1184 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:49,747 Try to show him the error of his ways to the best of my ability. 1185 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,793 Challenge his ideas. Exchange thoughts. 1186 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:57,922 Provoke change by intelligent debate. 1187 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,900 I'll be right back. 1188 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,031 Uh, I've got to get some dessert. 1189 01:18:24,325 --> 01:18:25,867 I'll help. 1190 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,794 I have to get something for somebody. 1191 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:52,393 - We are not going to do this, right? - We got the king in our grasp. 1192 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:56,356 Haven't you heard a word the man said? Don't you see, he's right, we're wrong? 1193 01:18:56,357 --> 01:18:57,940 Don't tell me you're falling for this shit. 1194 01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:00,151 He's Satan, for Christ's sake! 1195 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:03,738 - I don't know, he's making some sense. - You blow like the fucking wind. 1196 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,365 He's giving us a prepared speech. 1197 01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:06,949 He's so used to defending himself, 1198 01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:08,868 he's got a pat answer for everything we throw at him. 1199 01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,119 He is an iceman. 1200 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,704 I don't know, maybe we're wrong about him. 1201 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:13,873 Maybe he does just do this for money and publicity. 1202 01:19:13,874 --> 01:19:16,584 You fucking imbecile, like that's a better reason? That's even worse. 1203 01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:19,253 Creating all this hate for the money, for the fucking dollar. Come on! 1204 01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:22,340 We have Norman Arbuthnot in the palm of our hands. 1205 01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:45,238 Can you hear yourself? You sound like a fucking crazy man. 1206 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:46,864 Is it crazy to make a difference? 1207 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:49,534 Is it crazy putting these assholes in their places? 1208 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,994 Can't you see through his shit? 1209 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:56,165 Being full of shit is not a good enough reason to kill him. 1210 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,209 It isn't the right thing to do. 1211 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,467 You guys are all turning into the fucking Stepford wives. 1212 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,151 Well, this is getting us nowhere. 1213 01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:08,029 I'm sorry, Luke, but you have to have unanimous consent. 1214 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,822 It's four to one that he lives. 1215 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:14,202 I'm sorry, too, Marc, because he's not going to fucking live. 1216 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,829 And nobody is going to stop me. 1217 01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:20,416 What the fuck are you doing? 1218 01:21:21,585 --> 01:21:23,002 Oh, my God! 1219 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:25,880 He's Hitler. 1220 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:28,591 What are you doing with a gun? 1221 01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:32,094 He's Hitler and your deaths won't make the world a better place 1222 01:21:32,095 --> 01:21:35,014 but his will, so just get out of my way. 1223 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:38,768 - Where did you get that gun? - The sheriff. 1224 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:42,396 - What sheriff? - Oh, my God, the sheriff! 1225 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,400 - The sheriff's missing. - Not anymore. 1226 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:47,610 Oh, Jesus. 1227 01:21:48,362 --> 01:21:49,820 What did you do? 1228 01:21:49,821 --> 01:21:53,282 She was on to us. She was sneaking around back in the family plot. 1229 01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:55,785 You killed a cop! 1230 01:21:56,119 --> 01:21:57,578 You'd rather I didn't? 1231 01:21:57,955 --> 01:22:01,040 You'd rather be in jail right now, getting corn-holed, rich boy? 1232 01:22:36,368 --> 01:22:38,786 I thought we were all together on this. 1233 01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:44,041 Serious that what we were doing was something great. 1234 01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:46,836 Now, I'm sorry she had to die, 1235 01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:51,507 but she was in our way. 1236 01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:56,887 What are you doing? 1237 01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:59,599 Since you've completely lost it, I'm calling the cops. 1238 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:02,435 No! 1239 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:05,771 Luke? 1240 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,107 So shoot me. 1241 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,361 No! Luke! 1242 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:17,700 You have reached the Iowa Police Emergency Hotline. 1243 01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:21,621 All our officers are busy right now. Please stay on the line. 1244 01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:24,999 Your call will be answered in the order it was received. 1245 01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:26,959 Luke. 1246 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:34,550 How gentle is the rain 1247 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:38,721 That falls softly on the meadow 1248 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:42,141 Birds, high up in the trees 1249 01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:46,312 Serenade the flowers with their melodies 1250 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:49,732 Oh, see, there beyond the hill 1251 01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:54,987 The bright colors of the rainbow 1252 01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:59,867 Marc, Marc, Marc. 1253 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,369 Come on. 1254 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,787 - Luke. - It's okay. 1255 01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:07,583 Oh, God! Come on. 1256 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:50,710 Are you guys okay? 1257 01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:53,045 Fine. 1258 01:24:53,046 --> 01:24:56,966 Just a little nonnuclear-family-values problem. 1259 01:24:57,801 --> 01:24:59,218 Oh. 1260 01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:04,223 God, life gets more and more complicated every day. 1261 01:25:05,308 --> 01:25:06,475 Hmm. 1262 01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:08,978 Well... 1263 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,856 The weather's breaking, uh, 1264 01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:16,944 and I just wanted to drink a toast to all of you guys. 1265 01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:20,448 Uh... 1266 01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:28,622 Um... 1267 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:34,003 Oh, no, don't worry. I didn't pour the bad wine. 1268 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:41,927 Actually, I think we could all use a drink. 1269 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:50,895 - Aren't you going to join us? - No, please. 1270 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,897 I've had more than enough. 1271 01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:55,649 Besides, I don't want you guys waking up to the headline, 1272 01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:59,361 "Old windbag, forced to have last drink, crashes private plane." You know? 1273 01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:03,240 Isn't it bad luck to toast without wine? 1274 01:26:04,576 --> 01:26:05,743 Not in China. 1275 01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:15,961 Anyway, to your health. 1276 01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:06,345 You know, wherever I travel in this bountiful land of ours 1277 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:08,806 the question on everybody's mind seems to be 1278 01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:12,893 will I make a run for this country's highest office? 1279 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:18,774 Well, my friends, some people would say I already have. 1280 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:24,113 At any rate, all I would like to say to you well-wishers out there 1281 01:27:24,114 --> 01:27:27,157 is that I shall do whatever the people want me to do 1282 01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:31,871 because I am your humble, humble servant. 1283 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:59,315 Such a feeling coming over me 1284 01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:04,695 There is wonder in the things I see 1285 01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:11,076 Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes 1286 01:28:11,077 --> 01:28:15,873 And I won't be surprised if it's a dream 1287 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:21,295 Everything I want the world to be 1288 01:28:22,505 --> 01:28:27,301 Is coming true especially for me 1289 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:33,349 And the reason is clear, it's because you are here 1290 01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:38,354 You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen 1291 01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:44,318 On the top of the world looking down on creation 1292 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:49,031 And the only explanation I can find 1293 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:55,913 Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around 1294 01:28:55,914 --> 01:29:00,834 Your love put me on the top of the world 1295 01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:03,587 Top of the world 1296 01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:06,757 Top of the world 1297 01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:08,842 Top of the world 1298 01:29:25,151 --> 01:29:29,113 Something in the wind has learned my name 1299 01:29:30,281 --> 01:29:34,702 Telling me that things are not the same 1300 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:40,708 In the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze 1301 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:45,421 There's a pleasant sense of happiness for me 1302 01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:50,801 There is only one wish on my mind 1303 01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:56,849 When this day is through I hope I'll find 1304 01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:02,813 Tomorrow will be the same for you and me 1305 01:30:02,814 --> 01:30:07,901 All I need will be mine if you are here 1306 01:30:09,195 --> 01:30:13,991 On the top of the world looking down on creation 1307 01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:18,412 And the only explanation I can find 1308 01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:24,543 Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around 1309 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:30,257 Your love put me on the top of the world 1310 01:30:31,593 --> 01:30:33,427 Top of the world 1311 01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,430 Top of the world 1312 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,807 Top of the world 1313 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:41,435 Top of the world 1314 01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:44,313 Top of the world 1315 01:30:45,231 --> 01:30:46,857 Top of the world 1316 01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:57,618 Top of the world 1317 01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:59,912 Such a feeling coming over me now 1318 01:31:01,498 --> 01:31:03,207 Top of the world 1319 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:05,375 Everything I want the world to be now 1320 01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:08,712 Top of the world 1321 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:11,507 Top of the world 1322 01:31:12,801 --> 01:31:14,426 Top of the world 1323 01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:16,970 I'm on the top now I'm on the top now 1324 01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:19,765 Yeah Top of the world 1325 01:31:19,974 --> 01:31:23,685 I'm on the top, top, top, top, top 1326 01:31:23,686 --> 01:31:24,978 Top of the world