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[PILLOW TALK PLAYING]
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[HUMMING]
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Brad. Brad, darling.
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I love you.
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I know.
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I just had to call you.
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I'll never forget
last night.
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Especially when you
sang me your new song.
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Our song, Eileen.
I wrote it for you.
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Oh, Brad.
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Would you sing it
to me again?
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Oh, now?
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Please.
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All right.
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[PLAYING PIANO]
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[SINGING] You are my
inspiration, Eileen
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A perfect combination,
Eileen
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Your eyes, your hair,
are beyond compare
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So is it any wonder?
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You captured me and now
I'm under your spell
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Eileen
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I do hate to interrupt, but would
you mind hanging up, please?
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Who's that?
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The other half
of my party line.
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Just ignore her,
she'll go away.
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You have been on this
phone for half an hour.
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I've got an important
call to make...
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I happen to consider
this an important call.
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What, singing to a girl
at 9:00 in the morning?
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It's none of your business
what he does to me, or when.
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Would you please
get off this line?
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I know it is early,
chérie.
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But I just had
to talk to you.
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Will I see
you tonight?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Yvette.
I have to work.
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Oh.
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I have six songs to
write for the new show.
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But you'll have to go out
and eat dinner, no?
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Oh, I'll throw something
together here.
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Oh, no, darling,
you mustn't.
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You must keep up
your strength.
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I'll come over and cook
something for you, yes?
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Well, if you like.
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Thank you, darling.
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It's nothing.
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Brad?
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Mmm-hmm?
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Sing me a little
of our song.
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[CHUCKLING] Yvette.
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Please.
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[PLAYING]
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[SINGING IN FRENCH]
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Would you please
get off this phone?
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Who is that woman?
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Some little eavesdropper
on my party line.
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She's always
listening in.
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It's how she brightens up
her drab, empty life.
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If I could get a call through once in
a while, my life wouldn't be so drab.
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Must you zoom up
so fast?
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What are you, jet-propelled
or something?
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Morning, Alm.
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The laundryman's
coming by today.
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And would you please tidy
up the cupboards for me?
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Oh, would you call the office and
tell them I'll be a little bit late?
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That's a peach of a hangover
she's got this morning.
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I'm afraid so.
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Why does she have to go out
and get stoned every night?
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Oh, I don't know, Harry. Maybe
she's got a party line.
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I hope you understand,
madam,
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that your phone company wants
everyone to have a private phone.
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We're putting in new trunk
lines as fast as we can.
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But with all the construction
going on, it takes time.
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We have hundreds
of applications,
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which take precedence
over yours.
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But there must be
some way to get one.
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Well, if some emergency arose.
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If you were to become
pregnant, for example,
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why, you'd jump right
to the top of our list.
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Mr. Conrad, being single, I'm not quite
ready for that kind of emergency.
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Well, I wouldn't know
what else to suggest.
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Oh, but I'm at my
wit's end, really.
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You see, I'm an
interior decorator
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and I do a lot
of work at home,
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and so naturally there are
business calls that I must make
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and I cannot get
a call through.
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That man is always on the
phone with some woman.
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Have you any idea
what it's like
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to be on a party line
with a sex maniac?
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That's a very serious
charge, madam.
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Can you substantiate it?
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Well, he sings love songs
at 9:00 in the morning.
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Has he used objectionable
language on the phone?
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No.
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Or threats of any nature?
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No.
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Has he made immoral
overtures to you?
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Well. Oh, not to me.
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And you're bothered
by this?
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Yes.
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I mean, no. What do
you mean, bothered?
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His carrying on with all these
other women disturbs you.
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Mr. Conrad, please believe me,
I don't care what he does,
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I just want him to stop
doing it on my phone.
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Well, madam, we'll have one
of our inspectors stop by
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and have a talk with him.
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Oh, thank you very much.
I'd appreciate that.
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If what you say
about this man is true,
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we may be forced
to disconnect him.
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Good.
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Haven't you reached
Jan yet?
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[BUSY SIGNAL]
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Keep trying.
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If she doesn't
get here soon,
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that woman is going to
drive me out of my mind.
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Ming dynasty in a rumpus room.
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[GASPS]
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Mrs. Walters, be careful.
This is priceless.
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Really? What is it?
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A 14th-century
crematory urn.
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Crematory urn?
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Is anybody in it?
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Not at the moment.
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That's good.
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Then we can drill a hole in the
bottom without anyone running out.
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A hole?
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So we can wire it
for a lamp.
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Mrs. Walters, we do not wire
14th-century crematory urns.
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I suppose not.
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JONATHAN: Jan.
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Jan.
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Hello, Jonathan.
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Hi. I've got something
to tell you.
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Oh? I was trying to
call you all morning,
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but your line's been busy.
Oh, naturally.
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I just drove her out of the showroom.
How do you like it?
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It's marvelous.
Like the color?
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Oh, it's just beautiful.
The upholstery?
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It's yours.
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Huh?
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In grateful appreciation
of the very brilliant job
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you've been doing
on my office.
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What? Jonathan.
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Jonathan, you just don't go
around giving girls cars.
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I do.
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This your car, Mac?
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No, it's hers.
Oh!
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Is this your car, Miss?
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No, it's his.
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Jonathan. Jonathan, you're
very sweet and very generous,
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but I cannot accept
a gift like this.
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Why not?
But... Well, it's too...
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It's too personal.
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This?
Yes.
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If I gave you perfume, if I gave you
lingerie, that would be personal.
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But a car?
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Come on, Mac.
If it's yours, move it.
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Here. Send me
the perfume.
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Will you be stopping by
my office tomorrow?
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In the afternoon.
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Listen.
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Are you sure you
don't want the car?
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Yes, I'm sure, Jonathan.
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See you tomorrow.
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My analyst will
never believe this.
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Neither will mine.
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Good morning.
Oh.
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Mrs. Walters,
I'm sorry to be so late.
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That's all right, dear.
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Mr. Pierot and I had a very fruitful morning.
Didn't we, Mr. P?
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Very fruitful.
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Good.
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Well, what are you
doing with that?
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I picked it out myself.
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I thought it would
go wonderfully well...
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Mrs. Walters,
a fertility goddess
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is the last thing
you need in Scarsdale.
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A fertility goddess?
My dear, I had no idea.
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Now, don't forget,
I'm expecting you both
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at the housewarming
tomorrow evening.
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We'll be there.
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Savage little thing,
isn't it?
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That woman has the taste
of a water buffalo.
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Well, then why do
business with her?
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Well, because she happens to
be a very rich water buffalo.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But if you ever leave me
alone with her again...
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Where were you? I tried
to reach you all morning.
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Oh, lover boy got started
very early today.
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Oh, really, Jan, there must be
some way to get a private line.
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Tell them it's an emergency.
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Thank you, Mr. P.
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I've reported him
to the phone company.
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Well, it's about time.
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They're sending
an inspector over.
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As far as I'm concerned,
whatever Mr. Allen gets,
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he has coming to him.
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[CHUCKLING] Good.
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Mr. Allen, I'm from
the telephone company.
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Well, hello.
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I...
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I'm...
Yes?
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I'm Miss Dickenson.
I'm an inspector.
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What would you
like to inspect?
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You. I mean, we've received
a complaint about you.
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Well, I've never had
any complaints before.
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Won't you come in?
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Why, thank you.
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You don't have to break the
sound barrier, you hot-rodder.
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Alm?
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Well, I heard from
the phone company.
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I'm the one who can't get a call
through, and they sent me this.
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Listen, "Your complaint
has been found
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"to be completely
unwarranted and untruthful.
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"According to our inspector,
Miss Dickenson..."
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Would you believe that?
They sent a woman.
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It's like sending a marshmallow
to put out a bonfire.
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Here, read it for yourself.
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You know I never get
into focus until 10:00.
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"Our inspector found Mr. Allen
to be extremely cooperative."
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I'll just bet he was.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
Miss Morrow?
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My name is Brad Allen.
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Yes?
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I've been advised
by the phone company
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that there's a code number
for our party line.
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It's 793.
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Now, if you have any
future complaints to make,
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I suggest you dial it and
complain to me personally.
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Why, Mr. Allen,
if I hadn't complained,
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the inspector would never have
found out how cooperative you are.
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Miss Morrow, why are you so
fascinated with my personal affairs?
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I'm not fascinated,
Mr. Allen. Revolted.
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You don't see me going
down to the phone company
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complaining about
your affairs.
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I have none to
complain about.
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It figures.
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What do you mean,
it figures?
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Well, obviously.
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You're a woman who lives
alone and doesn't like it.
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I happen to like
living alone.
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Look, I don't know
what's bothering you,
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but don't take your bedroom
problems out on me.
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I have no bedroom problems.
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There's nothing in my
bedroom that bothers me.
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Oh, well,
that's too bad.
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Mr. Allen, let's try
to be adult about this
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and work out some
sort of schedule
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where I can make
my business calls
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and you can make your...
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Whatever you call
the calls you make.
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Now, from the hour to the
half-hour, the phone will be yours.
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From the half-hour to the
hour, it will be mine.
255
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Should either of us receive a call
during the other's half-hour,
256
00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:01,288
he or she will terminate the
conversation as quickly as possible.
257
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,842
In emergencies, each will
exercise a little tolerance.
258
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,804
How does that sound?
259
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,326
Like a report from
the United Nations.
260
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,524
You mean, you disagree?
261
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,284
No, it might work.
262
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,805
Well, I hope so.
I understand that
263
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,450
we're going to have to
share this party line
264
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,726
for at least
another month.
265
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,531
We'll just have to try
living with one another.
266
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,481
Well?
267
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,043
I was waiting for you to
make some off-color remark.
268
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,483
Miss Morrow, is that all
you have on your mind?
269
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,085
Never mind my mind.
270
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,050
You stick to your half-hour
and I'll stick to mine.
271
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,765
You know, he makes
pretty good sense.
272
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,721
Were you listening in
again?
273
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,926
Yes, ma'am.
274
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,161
Alma, have you no shame?
275
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,446
No, ma'am,
he's brightened up
276
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,000
many a dreary
afternoon for me.
277
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,003
What did he say that
made such good sense?
278
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,924
If there's anything worse
than a woman living alone,
279
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,367
it's a woman saying
she likes it.
280
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,204
Well, I do like it.
281
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,568
I have a good job, a lovely apartment,
I go out with very nice men
282
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,051
to the best places,
283
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,849
the theater,
the finest restaurants.
284
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,285
What am I missing?
285
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,961
When you have to ask,
286
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,327
believe me,
you're missing it.
287
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,768
Well, what is a girl
supposed to do?
288
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,729
Go out on the street and ask
the first man she meets
289
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,847
to come home with her?
290
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,766
No, don't do that, ma'am.
it don't work.
291
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,130
Bedroom problems.
292
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,608
[THINKING]
Bedroom problems?
293
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,529
Bedroom problems.
294
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,324
JAN: Over here, please.
295
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,161
Just set it down there.
No, the other way.
296
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,410
Thank you very much.
297
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,051
How's it look?
298
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,485
You look beautiful.
299
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,927
Oh, Jonathan, now really,
do you like it or...
300
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,082
Whatever you like, I like.
301
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,731
Jan, why won't you
marry me?
302
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,609
Jonathan,
I don't love you.
303
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,091
Well, that's absurd.
304
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,207
[EXCLAIMS]
305
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,766
Well, I'm young,
I'm rich, I'm healthy.
306
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,444
I'm good-looking.
I'm very good-looking.
307
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,806
I've got everything.
308
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,350
Including three ex-wives.
309
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,010
[LAUGHS]
on, that's what it is.
310
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,163
Jan, please don't
hold that against me.
311
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,527
Those marriages were just a
revolt against my mother.
312
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,604
I'm trying to work it out. I'm trying
to find out why I dislike her so.
313
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,966
I've been talking
to this psychiatrist
314
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,280
about my mother
for two years now.
315
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,124
And?
It's perfectly healthy.
316
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,601
He dislikes her as much as
I do and he's from Vienna.
317
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,802
[LAUGHS]
This time it'll be different, Jan,you'll see.
318
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,166
We'll go to Mexico.
319
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,730
It'll be like starting
from scratch.
320
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,643
I've never been
married in Mexico.
321
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,688
Jonathan, I just don't
happen to love you.
322
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,125
Well, how do you know?
323
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,886
Love isn't an opinion,
it's a chemical reaction.
324
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,643
We've never even kissed.
325
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,561
Well, they didn't hit the moon with
the first missile shot either.
326
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,281
Oh, Jonathan.
I guess that's what I want.
327
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,971
To hit the moon.
328
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,129
Well...
I tell you what.
329
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,885
Let's have dinner tonight and then
we can try another countdown.
330
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,725
Can't do it. I have to go to a
housewarming party tonight.
331
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,165
One of our clients.
332
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,083
Well, I'll call you
tomorrow, then.
333
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,049
If I can ever get through
that busy signal.
334
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,090
Oh, call between the half-hour
and the hour.
335
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,161
How come?
336
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,208
I've signed a ceasefire
with my party line.
337
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,647
Jan, marry me and I'll smother
you with private phones.
338
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,721
[GIGGLES]
339
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,450
I'd better leave.
340
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,604
That kind of talk could
sweep a girl off her feet.
341
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,051
Hi, Alm.
342
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,601
Any calls?
343
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,806
[SHUSHES]
344
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,606
It's him.
345
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,930
Mr. Allen,
you're on my half-hour.
346
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,926
Party pooper.
347
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,326
[GIGGLES]
348
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,210
[PHONE RINGS]
349
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,281
Hello?
350
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,608
Don't ever do that again.
351
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,088
Mr. Allen,
we made an agreement.
352
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,525
You were on my time.
353
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,080
All right, so I overlapped
by a few measly minutes.
354
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,969
What am I supposed to do
when somebody calls me?
355
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,008
Be as rude as you are?
356
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,490
Have you anything
else to say?
357
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,211
Yes. Get off
my back, lady.
358
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,489
Stop living vicariously
in what you think I do.
359
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,164
There are plenty of warm
rolls in the bakery.
360
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,925
Stop pressing your nose
against the window.
361
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,730
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
362
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,088
Come on in, Jonathan.
The door's open.
363
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,491
Hi, Brad.
364
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,767
How's the show going?
Got any more songs ready?
365
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,763
Almost.
Hi.
366
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,080
Well, fine. Let's hear them.
367
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,441
Not now, Jonathan. I'm going out.
I'm in a hurry.
368
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,806
Now, just a minute, my boy.
369
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,281
I'm putting up $200,000
for this show.
370
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,771
We've got a theater
deadline to meet.
371
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,410
Jonathan,
you're hounding me.
372
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,811
No...
373
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,920
I don't know.
374
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,971
Money seems to have lost
its value these days.
375
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,640
With $200,000, my grandfather
cornered the wheat market
376
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,762
and started a panic in Omaha.
377
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,042
Today, you can't even
frighten songwriters with it.
378
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,282
Well, that's inflation
for you, Jonathan.
379
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,329
Pour yourself a Scotch.
380
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,640
Thanks.
381
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,889
The trouble with you is
you're prejudiced against me
382
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,406
because I'm part
of a minority group.
383
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,484
What minority group?
384
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,485
Millionaires.
385
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,722
You outnumber us,
but you'll never get us.
386
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,280
We'll fight for our rights
to the bitter end.
387
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,925
We've got the money to do it.
388
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,765
Why, Jonathan,
you sound absolutely bitter.
389
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,731
Well, you don't know
what this show means to me.
390
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,041
Now, look at us, we went
through college together.
391
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,488
You worked your way through. You've
become an important songwriter.
392
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,289
You've had a couple
of big Broadway hits.
393
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,407
You started out with nothing
394
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,847
and you've really made
something out of yourself.
395
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,968
Me, I started out in college
with $8 million
396
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,486
and I've still
got $8 million.
397
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,922
I just can't seem
to get ahead.
398
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,405
Who's the girl?
399
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,121
What girl?
400
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,646
Oh, come on, now,
you can't kid me.
401
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,563
I've been through
three marriages with you.
402
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,369
You're like a fighter.
403
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,011
You're only ambitious when you're
getting ready to climb into the ring.
404
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,081
Yeah.
405
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,368
Well, there is a girl.
406
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,170
Brad, she is the sweetest,
she is the loveliest,
407
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,049
she's the most talented
person I've ever met.
408
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,009
That's what you said when
you married that stripper.
409
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,651
She was not a stripper.
She was an exotic dancer.
410
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,449
With trained doves.
411
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,124
When's the happy
occasion?
412
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,043
Well, I don't know
for sure.
413
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,646
She claims she doesn't
want to marry me.
414
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,326
But that's what all
my wives said at first.
415
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,121
Mind if I call her up?
416
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,964
No. Go right ahead.
417
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,445
What's her name?
Jan.
418
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,045
Jan who?
419
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,406
Jan...
420
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,085
[BUSY SIGNAL]
421
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,961
Oh, no.
Not gonna tell you.
422
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,048
I may be neurotic,
but I'm not crazy.
423
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,360
Busy. I can never
get her on the phone.
424
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,408
She shares a party line
with some nut.
425
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,844
[THINKING]
It couldn't be.
426
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,330
Or could it?
427
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,080
What kind of a nut?
428
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,321
Some guy...
429
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,449
Some guy with a phone fetish.
430
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,204
She had to make
a deal with him
431
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,408
where they use it on
alternate half-hours.
432
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,687
That's ridiculous.
433
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,643
A Pretty girl. huh?
434
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,370
Yeah.
435
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,691
Good figure?
436
00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,807
Hmm.
437
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,201
And you won't tell me
who she is?
438
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,441
That's right.
439
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,084
I found this gold mine.
440
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,970
I'm not gonna tell an old claim
jumper like you how to get to it.
441
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,884
You sly dog, you-
442
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,411
[BUSY SIGNAL]
443
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,921
Still busy. I must be
on the wrong half-hour.
444
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,966
Brad, as a friend...
445
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,405
Sit down, boy.
446
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:30,841
As a friend, I only hope one
day you find a girl like this.
447
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,321
You ought to quit all this
chasing around, get married.
448
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,925
Why?
Why?
449
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,844
You're not getting
any younger, fella.
450
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,400
Oh, sure, it's fun,
it's exciting.
451
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,643
Dancing, nightclubbing with a
different doll every night.
452
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,803
But there comes a time when a man
wants to give up that kind of life.
453
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,887
Why?
454
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,169
Because he wants to create a
stable, lasting relationship
455
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,844
with one person.
456
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,528
Brad, believe me, there is nothing
in this world so wonderful,
457
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:01,680
so fulfilling, as coming home
to the same woman every night.
458
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,401
Why?
459
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,490
Because that's what
it means to be adult.
460
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,211
A wife, a family, a house.
461
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,926
A mature man wants
those responsibilities.
462
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,767
Why?
463
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,841
Well, if you want to,
464
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,605
you can find tricky
arguments against anything.
465
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,564
I gotta get out of here.
466
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,206
What have you got against
marriage anyway?
467
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,610
Jonathan,
468
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:32,244
before a man gets married, he's
like a tree in the forest.
469
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:36,604
He stands there independent,
an entity unto himself.
470
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,971
And then he's chopped down,
his branches are cut off,
471
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,121
he's stripped of his bark
472
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,885
and he's thrown into the river
with the rest of the logs.
473
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,361
Then this tree is
taken to the mill.
474
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,962
And when it comes out,
it's no longer a tree.
475
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,044
It's the vanity table, the
breakfast nook, the baby crib,
476
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,964
and the newspaper that lines
the family garbage can.
477
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,969
No, no.
478
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,408
Look, if this girl weren't
something extra special,
479
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,641
then maybe I'd
agree with you.
480
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,245
But with Jan,
481
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,324
you look forward to having
your branches cut off.
482
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,169
Well, I gotta be going.
483
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,724
Listen, remember,
I need those songs.
484
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,564
I'll have them in
your office on Monday.
485
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,966
Good man.
486
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,885
[RINGING]
487
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,567
Hello?
488
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,641
Miss Morrow.
489
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,007
This is Brad Allen.
490
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,602
I've just gone through an agonizing
reappraisal of our situation.
491
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,160
And I'm not very
proud of myself.
492
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,290
I have used the phone too much
and I've been extremely rude.
493
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,281
I'd like to apologize for
the way I've been acting
494
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,806
and I thought we
could get together.
495
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,729
Have a cup of coffee,
maybe.
496
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,370
Get acquainted.
497
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,727
We might find we have
a lot in common.
498
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,123
Mr. Allen, we have
nothing in common.
499
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:04,206
Not that meeting you
mightn't prove amusing.
500
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,686
But frankly, some jokes are
just too obvious to be funny.
501
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,530
[PIANO PLAYING]
502
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,161
Bradley, honey.
503
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,520
[SHUSHES]
504
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,684
I've almost got it.
There.
505
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,885
I can't believe it.
506
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,164
A song for little old me.
507
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,766
Mmm-hmm.
508
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,810
[PIANO PLAYING]
509
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:44,009
[SINGING]
You are my inspiration
510
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,845
Marie
511
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:53,644
A perfect combination, Marie
512
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,931
Your eyes, your hair,
are beyond compare
513
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,050
So is it any wonder?
514
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:08,644
You captured me and now
I'm under your spell
515
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,882
Marie
516
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,411
Oh, Brad.
517
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,004
What a pity you have
to leave so soon.
518
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,970
Yes, I have a very early
appointment in the morning.
519
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,366
You know, everyone thinks
the house is heaven.
520
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,681
Really?
Oh, I'm so glad.
521
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,885
Good evening, Mother.
How's the party going?
522
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,371
Oh, lovely, dear.
523
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,284
Miss Morrow, I want you
to meet my son Tony.
524
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,361
Hello, Tony.
Hello.
525
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,562
Tony's graduating from
Harvard this summer.
526
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,529
He's Phi Beta Kappa, you know.
Oh.
527
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,250
Oh, Mother, it's not
that big a deal.
528
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,886
If Tony has one fault,
it's that he's too modest.
529
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,247
You needn't wait
for a cab, Jan.
530
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,560
Tony can drive you
into town.
531
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,847
Oh, no. I wouldn't
want to impose. Really.
532
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,526
I'd be delighted to,
Miss Morrow.
533
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,806
Thank you.
534
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,405
I do hope Mr. P will feel
better in the morning.
535
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,642
I'm sure he will.
it was a marvelous time.
536
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,840
Thank you, dear.
537
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,649
I'll talk to you soon. Good night.
Yes, dear. Good night.
538
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,449
I won't be long, Mother.
539
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,690
Tony, don't drive too fast.
540
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,683
I won't, Mother.
541
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,883
[TIRES SCREECHING]
542
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,922
What time do you have to be back
to the Copa for the next show?
543
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,843
Don't worry, darling.
544
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,322
We just got oodles
and oodles of time.
545
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,001
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
546
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,486
[JAN SCREAMS]
547
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,242
[GRUNTING]
548
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,482
Tony, please.
549
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,451
Jan, you're so primitive.
550
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,646
[SCREAMS]
551
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,802
Tony, control yourself.
552
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,804
Remember,
you're a Harvard man.
553
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,330
Not tonight, baby.
I'm on vacation.
554
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,888
Stop it.
You're only 21.
555
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,086
I dig older women.
556
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,321
Oh!
557
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,125
I've never seen a boy
with so many arms before.
558
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,124
Tony, so help me,
I'm gonna tell your mother.
559
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,003
It's your word
against mine.
560
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,967
Look, I've never belted
a Phi Beta Kappa...
561
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,168
Okay, okay.
I'll take you home.
562
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,241
Okay-
563
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,566
Only promise to stop
and have one drink with me.
564
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,005
No.
All right.
565
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,764
All right.
566
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,968
I'm certainly in no
condition for this.
567
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,771
Well, now, would you
please start this car?
568
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,001
[ENGINE STARTS]
569
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,725
Come on, come on.
Drink up.
570
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,245
You're still on
your first one.
571
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,642
Tony, your mother is going to
be terribly worried about you.
572
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,088
Now, what do you say I pour you
into a cab and send you home?
573
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,764
[SLURRING]
You know something?
574
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,525
You are being
very uncooperative.
575
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,526
Oh, come on, Jan. Finish your drink.
It's very nourishing.
576
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,246
Will you please stop
trying to get me drunk?
577
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,321
Drunk?
578
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,649
I'll have you know a Harvard man never
resorts to getting a woman drunk.
579
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,888
Except in an emergency.
580
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,049
And you, Miss Morrow,
are an emergency.
581
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,366
Tony, I want you
to get the check
582
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,171
and let's get out of here
and I mean it.
583
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,001
No.
584
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,242
I categorically refuse.
585
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,765
[BAND PLAYING]
586
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,367
All right. You can stay
till AA comes for you.
587
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,601
I am leaving.
588
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,125
No, wait.
589
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,850
Just one dance and I'll go home.
I promise.
590
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,121
I don't believe you.
591
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,531
Scout's honor.
592
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,564
[THINKING] So that's the other
end of your party line.
593
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,650
How are you gonna get on
friendly terms with that?
594
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,609
Anything wrong, darling?
595
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,648
No. No.
596
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,084
Shouldn't you be getting
into your costume?
597
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,005
Well, it's not much to
get into, honey lamb.
598
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,411
I know.
599
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,921
But...
600
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:17,209
I want you to look
especially nice tonight.
601
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,804
I want to, too.
602
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,883
Brad, my boy,
you haven't got a chance.
603
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,282
The minute you tell her who
you are, you are buck dead.
604
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:46,011
But maybe you don't have
to tell her, honey lamb.
605
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,683
Are you all right?
606
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,964
I don't feel so good.
607
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,680
Do you mind if we
sit this one out?
608
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,001
No. Of course. Come on.
Thank you.
609
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,768
I really should
be getting home.
610
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,884
Tony. Get up. Tony.
611
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,122
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Excuse me, ma'am.
612
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,686
I reckon it got a mite too close
in here for your partner.
613
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,167
Oh, yes.
614
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,966
I wonder if you would ask a couple
of waiters to help get him outside.
615
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,008
Why, shucks, ma'am.
616
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,282
No need to call
anybody else.
617
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,842
Why, come on, boy,
upsy-daisies.
618
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,760
I can't tell you how
embarrassing this is, Mr...
619
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,003
Stetson, ma'am.
Rex Stetson.
620
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,089
No call to be
embarrassed.
621
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,242
I'm afraid he's had
too much to drink.
622
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,086
We have a saying
back in Texas, ma'am.
623
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,171
"Never drink anything
stronger than you are."
624
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,365
Or older.
625
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,204
Your coat, ma'am.
626
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,602
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
627
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,330
I reckon we'd better get
your boyfriend home.
628
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,004
Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
629
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,605
No, his mother is
a client of mine.
630
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,968
A client?
You a lawyer or something?
631
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,606
No, I'm an interior
decorator.
632
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,761
You are?
633
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,525
He was driving me home and
insisted on stopping for a drink.
634
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,681
[CHUCKLES]
635
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,046
Don't tell me this
young fella was trying
636
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,851
to force his attentions
upon you.
637
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,167
Well...
638
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,686
Well, that's one thing
I can't stand, ma'am,
639
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,161
a man who tries to take
advantage of a woman.
640
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,846
We make short work
of his kind back in Texas,
641
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,410
I can tell you.
642
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:51,083
2268 Gardner Drive,
Scarsdale, please.
643
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,929
Drive him slow and set him
down real easy, partner.
644
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,766
Now, how are you getting home, ma'am?
Thank you.
645
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,922
Well, I thought that
I would take his car
646
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,048
and then he could
pick it up tomorrow.
647
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,522
It's mighty late for a young
lady to be out driving alone.
648
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,045
It's not very far.
649
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,808
I'd feel a lot better if
you'd let me see you home.
650
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,725
That's very nice of you.
Thank you.
651
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,244
Oh, that's it.
652
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,408
This bitty thing?
653
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:32,571
Why, back home we got
jackrabbits bigger than this.
654
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,564
How do you get
into this thing?
655
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,406
Well, it's a bit tricky. I think you'd
better put your right leg in first.
656
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,084
Oh, yeah.
657
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,886
Now sit down.
658
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,928
[CHUCKLES] Where?
659
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,405
On the seat.
660
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,641
Yeah.
661
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,211
Can't you get
your other leg in?
662
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,520
I hope so, ma'am.
663
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,007
Sure hate to leave
without it.
664
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,886
Can you drive?
665
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,521
Well, I think I can
manage the steering,
666
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,691
but somebody else'll
have to work the pedals.
667
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,444
I think we should
call a cab.
668
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,124
I think so, too.
669
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,690
All right.
670
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,400
[EXCLAIMS]
671
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,929
[STAMMERING]
672
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,771
Ma'am...
673
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,688
You might have to call
the automobile club
674
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,286
to help get me
out of this thing.
675
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,205
You looked so funny.
676
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,567
There wasn't a thing
I could do.
677
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,007
What a marvelous-looking
man.
678
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,563
I wonder if he's single.
679
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,930
I don't know how long
I can get away with this act.
680
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,571
But she's sure worth a try.
681
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,969
Well, don't just sit there
like a bump on a log.
682
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,805
Make some casual
conversation.
683
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,931
It's a lovely evening,
isn't it?
684
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,241
Oh, yes, ma'am.
it sure is.
685
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,606
You married?
686
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,886
Uh-oh!
687
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,008
You idiot. What are
you trying to do?
688
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,730
Scare the man away?
689
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,484
No, ma'am, I'm not.
690
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:56,722
This may take some fancy
broken-field running.
691
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,964
All those buildings
filled with people.
692
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,691
Kind of scares a country
boy like me, you know it?
693
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,285
[LAUGHS]
694
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,688
Isn't that sweet?
695
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,206
So unpretentious
and honest.
696
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,167
What a relief after a couple
of monsters, like Tony Walters
697
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,130
and that Brad Allen.
698
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,370
BRAD: Everybody had a large
family but me, ma'am.
699
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,851
I'm the only Child.
700
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,048
Really? There were
six of us at home.
701
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,645
Four brothers
and two sisters.
702
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,961
Well, that's what I call
a nice-sized family, ma'am.
703
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,964
That's something you don't
see much of anymore.
704
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,847
Well, I believe in large families.
Don't you?
705
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,524
Oh, yes, indeedy.
706
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,410
Seems like folks nowadays have
just stopped having kids.
707
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,641
May I, ma'am?
708
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,960
Thank you.
709
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,721
I guess it's the
high cost of living.
710
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,370
Or else television.
711
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,129
Between The Late
Late Show at night
712
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,645
and Dave Garroway
in the morning,
713
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,088
why, it seems like
there ain't much time.
714
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,923
Would you like to come in
for some coffee?
715
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,809
No, ma'am.
716
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,691
I ain't used
to these hours.
717
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,321
Why, back home we'd be
just about getting up now.
718
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,689
Well, it's been
a real pleasure, ma'am.
719
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,845
Night.
720
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,161
Good night.
721
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,481
Don't let him walk away without
your phone number, you goof.
722
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,403
You might never
see him again.
723
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,404
Oh, Mr. Stetson.
724
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,006
Ma'am?
725
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,044
Seeing as how you're
all alone in New York,
726
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,964
well, if there's anything you
need and I can be of some help,
727
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,011
my number is Plaza 2-2748.
728
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,848
2-2748.
729
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,611
I'll remember that. Bye.
730
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,121
Bye.
731
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,960
I'd say five or six dates
ought to do it.
732
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,481
[SIGHS]
733
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,286
It's so nice to meet a man
you feel you can trust.
734
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,442
He obviously respected you.
735
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,364
He didn't even
try to kiss you.
736
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,847
Or maybe you just
don't appeal to him.
737
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,042
He didn't write
your number down.
738
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,730
Why didn't you think to ask
where he was staying?
739
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,330
[RINGING]
740
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,167
Hello?
741
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,607
Ma'am,
this is Rex Stetson.
742
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,321
Oh!
743
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,367
Hello.
744
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,965
I hope I didn't
wake you up.
745
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,046
Not at all.
746
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,045
Well, I was just lying here thinking
about your generous offer and all,
747
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,683
to call you in case there
was anything I needed.
748
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,046
Uh-huh?
749
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,771
Well, I need to go out
to dinner tomorrow night
750
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,731
and I sure would enjoy seeing a
friendly face across the table.
751
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,844
Of course, if you're going
to be busy tomorrow night...
752
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,242
No, I always keep
tomorrow night open.
753
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,926
[STAMMERING] I mean, I
hadn't planned a thing.
754
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,365
Oh, I'd love to have
dinner with you.
755
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,442
[WITHOUT ACCENT] Heho, heho, heho,
is anybody on this line?
756
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,921
Yes, I am on the line.
Would you please get off it?
757
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,923
All right, but you're
on my half-hour.
758
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,126
[GROANS]
759
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,443
Rex? Rex, are you there?
760
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,091
[IN TEXAN ACCENT]
Yes, ma'am. Who was that?
761
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,766
My party line.
A horrible little man.
762
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,729
He sure isn't
very well-mannered.
763
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,485
Mannered? He isn't even
worth talking about.
764
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,486
Now...
765
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,324
What were you saying?
766
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,886
I'll be stopping by
about 7:30.
767
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,645
All right.
That'll be fine.
768
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,681
Miss Morrow?
769
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,886
Uh-huh?
770
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,726
I've never been much on
making fancy speeches,
771
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,051
but I get a nice, warm feeling
being near you, ma'am.
772
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:55,491
It's like being around a potbellied
stove on a frosty morning.
773
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:05,327
Oh, Rex, what a
lovely thing to say.
774
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,324
Well, night, ma'am.
775
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,970
Good night.
776
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,685
[GIGGLES]
777
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,402
Like a potbellied stove
on a frosty morning.
778
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,848
He does like you.
779
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,849
[PHONE RINGS]
780
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,801
Hello?
781
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,120
Miss Morrow,
Brad Allen.
782
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,969
Hello? Hello?
783
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,521
Yes?
784
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,251
I couldn't help overhearing
part of your conversation.
785
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,486
I'm sure you couldn't.
786
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,641
And sharing a phone
together,
787
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,802
I feel a certain
responsibility for you.
788
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,166
Now, look,
take my advice.
789
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,725
Don't go out with that
man tomorrow night.
790
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,847
He's a phony.
791
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,206
Of course,
it's none of my business.
792
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,931
Oh, that's right, Mr. Allen,
it is none of your business.
793
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,646
Okay, only don't let
that yokel act fool you.
794
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,209
This ranch hand Romeo is just trying
to lure you into the nearest barn.
795
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,723
Don't judge other
people by yourself.
796
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,605
All right, if you won't
take a friendly warning...
797
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,491
But I can tell you exactly
what he'll do tomorrow night.
798
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,927
He'll take you
to dinner, dancing,
799
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,641
then he'll find some excuse to stop
off at his hotel room for a moment.
800
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,961
And that, Miss Morrow,
is where the payoff comes.
801
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,088
Good night, Mr. Allen.
802
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,447
[EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]
803
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,325
[IN TEXAN ACCENT]
Well, this is it.
804
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,842
This is what?
My hotel.
805
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,686
You don't mind if we stop off for
a minute, do you, to get my coat?
806
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,206
It's a little bit
chilly out.
807
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,884
The payoff.
808
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,401
One thing you gotta
give New York.
809
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,289
Nice, big hotel rooms.
810
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,767
And mighty comfortable beds.
811
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,884
Come on over here.
812
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,531
Now,
813
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,925
ain't that a pretty
view of Central Park?
814
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,171
BRAD: Mighty romantic,
ain't it?
815
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,610
Well, let's go.
816
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,491
You really came up here
for your coat.
817
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,250
What did you think
I came up for, ma'am?
818
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,481
I thought...
819
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,483
Thought what, ma'am?
820
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,726
Well, I thought you
brought me up here to...
821
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,963
Oh, ma'am.
822
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,247
I'm sorry, Rex. I should have known
that you're not like the others.
823
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,209
But I had to make sure.
824
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,044
Will you forgive me?
825
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,565
Of course, ma'am.
826
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,889
I guess I can't blame you.
827
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:48,923
Living in bear country's bound to
make you wonder about strange caves.
828
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,721
Now, let's go
for that drive.
829
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,241
This way, ma'am.
830
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:03,966
I thought we were
going for a drive.
831
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,485
We are.
832
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,364
Back-home style.
833
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,605
You know something?
834
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,571
Whenever I wanna
feel close to home,
835
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,970
the only thing that helps
is getting behind a horse.
836
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,842
There's something
so wholesome
837
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,446
about a man
who loves animals.
838
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,766
I hope this stupid horse knows
where he's supposed to go.
839
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,362
Hangs on to the reins
like a subway strap.
840
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:50,247
I don't know what he's up to, but I'm
sure glad she ain't my daughter.
841
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,729
Now, over here
is the ranch house.
842
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,966
Right here is the corral,
that's where I keep my ponies.
843
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,611
And over here behind the
ranch house is a mountain.
844
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,089
Ain't a very big mountain,
but it's ours.
845
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,209
Texas must be
a wonderful place.
846
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,329
Oh, yes, ma'am, it is.
It is.
847
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,248
One minute, I'll check my
coat, then I'll be back.
848
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,531
I seem to be
out of cigarettes.
849
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,001
I wonder if you'd excuse me.
Bye, now.
850
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,286
Bye.
851
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,202
Fred, you gotta come down
here and help me out.
852
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,971
Fred, I'll make you a deal.
853
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,681
If you come down here
and take her off my hands...
854
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,161
Fred?
855
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,681
Fred.
856
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,490
Hey, Brad. Fred who?
857
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,009
Hey, Jonathan, old pal.
Good to see you, boy.
858
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,491
Sir, you forgot
your check.
859
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,561
Oh, thanks, Cathy.
860
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,722
Come on in. There's somebody
here I want you to meet.
861
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,801
Yeah, who?
862
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,006
This girl.
863
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,526
Friend of the family. She's visiting here.
Wonderful girl.
864
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,647
Uh-huh.
865
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,849
But I wanted to work on those
songs of yours tonight...
866
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,203
Say, why don't you take her over
for the rest of the evening?
867
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,441
Me?
Yeah.
868
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:56,567
Take her dancing maybe.
869
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,091
She's dying to learn
how to dance.
870
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,640
Wait. She doesn't
know how to dance?
871
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,848
Well, naturally, she doesn't get
out of the house very often.
872
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,888
What do you mean,
naturally?
873
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,042
Jonathan, believe me,
you and Moose...
874
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,645
I mean, Miss Taggett,
will get along...
875
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,688
Moose?
Oh, all right.
876
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,524
So a girl picks up
a nickname.
877
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,682
You know how cruel
kids can be.
878
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,206
Especially to someone
who's a little different.
879
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,170
Now, now just a minute.
How different?
880
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:23,130
Well, just...
881
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,449
Different. You know.
882
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,201
Wait.
883
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,281
Is that the one right
there? That one?
884
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,322
How can you tell?
885
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,448
See how nice and
friendly she is?
886
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,244
Mmm-hmm.
887
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,766
Jonathan.
Are you kidding?
888
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,046
Jonathan, you've
got to help me out.
889
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,167
Sorry, pal.
890
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,044
It's your moose.
891
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,290
Happy hunting.
892
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,242
Yes, indeedy.
893
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,046
Beatnik.
894
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,049
[PHONE RINGS]
895
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,681
Hello?
896
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,286
Morning, Miss Morrow.
This is Rex.
897
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,889
Oh, good morning, Rex.
898
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,725
Ma'am, you done did
a terrible thing to me.
899
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:26,961
Oh?
900
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,162
You made me glad
I ain't in Texas.
901
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,844
[LAUGHS]
902
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,445
Havel?
Mmm-hmm.
903
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,961
Every time I look at you,
I say to myself,
904
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,486
"We got all kinds of natural
resources back home,
905
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,847
"but we ain't got
nothing like that."
906
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,887
Oh, Rex.
907
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,530
Tell you something
else, too.
908
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,410
I kind of hated New York
when I first came here.
909
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,842
All those people.
Seemed so distant and all.
910
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,802
Don't feel that way now.
911
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,725
That's good.
912
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,767
It sure turned out
to be a friendly town.
913
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,641
You'll find that most people are
willing to meet you halfway,
914
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,725
if you let them.
915
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,530
Am I gonna see you
tonight?
916
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,968
Oh, I'd love to, Rex, but I
already have a date tonight.
917
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,404
Who with?
A client.
918
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,006
You don't know him.
Jonathan Forbes.
919
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,246
Of course.
920
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,451
You ain't the kind of gal
who'd break a date.
921
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,841
No, I'm not.
922
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,206
And I ain't the kind of guy
that'd ask you to.
923
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,089
I know you're not.
924
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,561
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
925
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,165
I'll be ready.
926
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,884
Oh, what a day.
927
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,124
Good morning, Alma.
928
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,645
Isn't it a beautiful day?
929
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,042
You can't go by me.
I haven't seen it yet.
930
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,801
Okay, I'll take
your word for it.
931
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:54,522
He must be pretty special if
you'd break a date for him.
932
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,640
He is.
933
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,484
What's he like?
934
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,845
Well, he's 6'6", handsome,
935
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,643
intelligent,
owns a mountain.
936
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:13,451
Well, don't just stand there
making with the toast.
937
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,767
Get that robe off
and go get him.
938
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,887
What?
939
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,363
6'6" of opportunity doesn't
come along every day, you know.
940
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,166
Alma, I hardly
know the man.
941
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,921
Takes only one sip of wine to
tell if it's a good bottle.
942
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,330
This is a good bottle.
943
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,571
Well, what are you
waiting for? Drink up.
944
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,729
Jan, answer me.
945
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,564
Are you evading
my question?
946
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,130
I'll have these initialed
if you like.
947
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,089
Why did you break our date?
Now tell the truth.
948
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,446
'Cause you got
another date, huh?
949
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,842
Go ahead, tell me. You're going
out with someone else, right?
950
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:49,921
Right.
951
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,729
That's a terribly
cruel thing to say.
952
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,290
I'm... Who is he?
What's his name?
953
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,691
Rex Stetson.
Do I know him?
954
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,127
No. He's visiting
here from Texas.
955
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,690
Texas?
956
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,366
Oh, Jan, how could you?
957
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,966
How could you ever fall
in love with a tourist?
958
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,770
I don't know, I just did.
959
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,411
You admit it. You just said it.
You love him.
960
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,531
I did, didn't I?
961
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,082
As many times as I'll be married,
I'll never understand women.
962
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,766
What a blow to my psyche.
963
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,245
To be rejected
for a cowboy.
964
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,925
He's not a cowboy.
965
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,650
All right, an oilman.
966
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,048
Jan, if you marry him, you'll
have to live out there.
967
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,090
Look at that. New York.
968
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,162
People jostling,
shoving, struggling,
969
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,891
milling, fighting for their
lives, and you're part of it.
970
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,522
In Texas there's nothing but a
bunch of prairie dogs and stuff.
971
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,126
And even the air out there,
there's nothing in it but air.
972
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,521
In New York you've got air
you can sink your teeth into.
973
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,284
It has character.
974
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,602
Jan, you can't
live in Texas.
975
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,490
Oh, Jonathan, we haven't
even talked about marriage.
976
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,210
Yeah, but it's that
look in your eye.
977
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,805
I've been married
often enough to know
978
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,531
when a girl's willing
to talk about it.
979
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,001
Do I look willing?
980
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,526
You look absolutely
disgusting.
981
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,281
[GROANS]
982
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,529
I'm sorry. You know me.
983
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,967
I say an awful lot of
things I don't mean.
984
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,888
I just want you
to be happy.
985
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,805
If it's Rex Stetson
you want,
986
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,848
I hope it's Rex Stetson
you get.
987
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,323
[TYPEWRITER CLICKING]
988
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,164
Excuse me.
989
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,960
May I help you?
990
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,523
Yes. I'd like to make an
appointment for an examination.
991
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,926
For your wife?
992
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,604
No, I'm not married.
993
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,525
It's for myself.
994
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,931
You mean, you want the
doctor to examine you?
995
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,321
Yes. I haven't been
feeling too well.
996
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,846
Probably just
an upset stomach,
997
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,688
but a fellow can't
be too careful.
998
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,442
I'll tell the doctor
you're here.
999
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,520
Oh, there's no need
to break in on him.
1000
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,809
I let it go this long, I can put
it off another few minutes.
1001
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,360
[STAMMERING] No, I'm sure he'll
be very anxious to see you.
1002
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,805
[STAMMERING]
1003
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:52,921
Um...
1004
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,691
When she gets back, tell her
I'm feeling much better.
1005
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,843
It's probably just
a false alarm.
1006
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,485
Where is he?
He must have just gone.
1007
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,401
Excuse me.
1008
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,888
The man said he was going to have
a baby and you let him get away?
1009
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,008
But he was obviously
a psychopath.
1010
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,127
What if he weren't?
1011
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,770
But, Dr. Maxwell...
1012
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:28,041
Miss Resnick, medical science still
has many unknown regions to explore.
1013
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,641
Look, you're the
detective agency.
1014
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,610
All I know is that his name is
Rex Stetson and he's from Texas.
1015
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,331
I want all the information
you can get on him.
1016
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,529
You've helped me get
divorced three times.
1017
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,682
Now let's see if you can
get me married once.
1018
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,606
What? All right, if it'll save
any time, I'll be right over.
1019
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,201
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
1020
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,441
Yes?
1021
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,724
Mr. Allen is here to see you.
I can't see him.
1022
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:57,561
Sure you can. I herewith present
you three solid gold hit songs.
1023
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,880
Leave them
on my desk.
1024
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,086
Where are you going?
1025
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,811
Listen, remember that gal
I told you about, Jan?
1026
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:03,961
Who?
Jan.
1027
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,769
The one with the party
line with the nut?
1028
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,571
Oh, yeah. What about her?
1029
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,291
Well, she meets this stupid
cowboy from Texas of all places
1030
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,970
and she falls for him.
1031
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,925
How do you know?
She told me so.
1032
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,126
But don't worry,
I'll break it up.
1033
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,401
You will?
Yeah.
1034
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,447
How?
Leave it to me.
1035
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,567
I don't know
how fast he moves,
1036
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,008
but it takes an early bird to
get the best of a worm like me.
1037
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,207
[PHONE RINGS]
1038
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,561
Hello?
1039
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,529
Miss Morrow,
Brad Allen.
1040
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,682
Look, I am in a hurry, Mr. Allen,
so if you don't mind...
1041
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,964
Of course, but before you hang
up, just admit I was right.
1042
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,127
About what?
1043
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,440
Your Western gentleman.
1044
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,251
He turned out to be a
prairie wolf, didn't he?
1045
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,846
Mr. Allen, this may come
as a shock to you,
1046
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:48,967
but there are some men
1047
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,691
who don't end every sentence
with a proposition.
1048
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:56,049
Oh, come on, you mean, he didn't try
to get you up to his hotel room?
1049
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,770
Yes, he took me
to his hotel room.
1050
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:58,841
Uh-huh...
1051
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,365
He showed me Central Park.
1052
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,521
And then we left.
1053
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,806
And nothing else?
1054
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,041
Nothing.
1055
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,521
Hmm.
1056
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,649
That's even worse
than I thought.
1057
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,449
Worse? What do
you mean, worse?
1058
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,364
Oh, well,
must I spell it out?
1059
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,320
Either you're not
telling the truth or...
1060
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,045
Or what?
1061
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,211
Well, there are
some men who just...
1062
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,604
Well, they're very devoted
to their mothers.
1063
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,406
You know, the type that likes
to collect cooking recipes,
1064
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,562
or exchange
bits of gossip.
1065
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,722
What a vicious
thing to say.
1066
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,882
Oh, I hope I'm wrong,
but...
1067
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,041
Don't you think
you'd better make sure?
1068
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,804
You are sick.
1069
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,400
Why, this isn't Rex Stetson.
This is...
1070
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,123
My best friend.
1071
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,929
Yep, they're usually
the ones.
1072
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:51,801
[PHONE RINGING] Oh, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
1073
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,289
Hello? It's for you.
1074
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,521
Thank you.
1075
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,481
Graham.
1076
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,686
Uh-huh?
1077
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,004
Oh, good work.
1078
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,327
Get your coat, Mr. Forbes. Why?
1079
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,323
I've had one of
my men tailing him.
1080
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:10,007
He and the girl just went into a
little club known as The Hidden Door.
1081
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,764
The Hidden Door?
1082
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,404
Should've listened
to my psychiatrist.
1083
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:18,006
He told me never to
trust anyone but him.
1084
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,370
Is this Roly Poly?
Yes, it is.
1085
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,930
Oh, I love it.
1086
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,848
[SINGING] There's a guy
in this old town
1087
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,002
I'm telling you a fact
1088
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,321
He measures 5' up and down
1089
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,051
And 5' front and back
1090
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,122
He's a fat one.
1091
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,362
Pleasing as they come
1092
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,011
He's a roly-poly baby
1093
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,161
A ton of fun
1094
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,241
Everybody.
1095
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,368
ALL: Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1096
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:55,369
Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1097
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,767
Ya, ya, Roly
Ya, ya, Poly
1098
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,047
Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1099
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,043
Come on, Miss Morrow,
you know this.
1100
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,246
I don't know
all the words.
1101
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,685
Go ahead, Jan, sing.
1102
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,728
When I first laid eyes on him
1103
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,041
I laughed just like the rest
1104
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,290
The more I saw the more of him
the more I liked him best
1105
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,241
Got a roly-poly baby
1106
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,561
Point to him with pride
1107
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,361
He's my roly-poly baby,
I'm satisfied
1108
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,523
I call him
ALL: Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1109
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:32,683
Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1110
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,081
Ya, ya, Roly
Ya, ya, Poly
1111
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,731
Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1112
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,325
Come on, sing another one.
1113
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,601
Another one?
1114
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,447
Just to put my arms
around him
1115
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,443
Takes about a week
1116
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,887
But when I get
my arms around
1117
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,361
We cuddle cheek-to-cheek
1118
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,647
Got a roly-poly baby
1119
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,041
Sweet as I can find
1120
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,567
He's just a roly-poly
But so am I
1121
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,165
I call her
1122
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,924
ALL: Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1123
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:10,088
Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1124
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,367
Ya, ya, Roly
Ya, ya, Poly
1125
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,207
Ya, ya, Roly Poly
1126
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,281
Ya, ya...
1127
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,410
[APPLAUDING]
1128
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,690
Thanks, Perry. Thank you.
1129
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,000
That's fun.
You like this club?
1130
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:28,809
Wasn't that fun?
I love that. I love that.
1131
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,050
[PIANO PLAYING]
1132
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,721
Tell me about your job.
it must be very exciting,
1133
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,247
working with all them
colors and fabrics and all.
1134
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,165
Um...
1135
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,840
Rex...
1136
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,081
Hmm?
1137
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,849
Would you like some dip?
1138
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,725
I'd love to.
1139
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,891
Thank you.
1140
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,770
Mmm!
1141
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,929
Ain't these tasty?
1142
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,287
I wonder if I could
get the recipe.
1143
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,081
Sure would like to surprise
my ma when I go back home.
1144
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,601
Um...
1145
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:33,283
Rex, don't you
find me attractive?
1146
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:38,125
Why, yes, ma'am,
of course.
1147
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,287
Well, then, why
haven't you ever...
1148
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,566
Ever what?
1149
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,682
I'm sorry,
I feel so foolish.
1150
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,081
Oh, no. Now, go ahead.
What's on your mind?
1151
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,605
Well, in all the times that we've
been going out together...
1152
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:53,920
Mmm-hmm?
1153
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,604
You've been
a perfect gentleman.
1154
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:56,920
Oh, I hope I have.
1155
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:01,483
Oh, you have. Oh, and I appreciate
it, Rex, I really do. But...
1156
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,329
Yes?
Well...
1157
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,600
Being such a perfect
gentleman and all, it's...
1158
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,922
Well, it's not
very flattering.
1159
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,365
Well, ma'am, I wouldn't
want to do anything
1160
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,727
that might spoil
our friendship.
1161
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:26,010
Is that all it is with us?
Friendship?
1162
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,481
Ma'am, that's
a direct question.
1163
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,767
I think it deserves
a direct answer.
1164
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,246
PERRY: [SINGING]
I need no atmosphere
1165
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,687
No day in June
1166
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,524
I need no rocket ship
1167
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,331
No trip to the moon
1168
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,169
If you'll excuse me,
1169
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,965
I'd better go to
the powder moon...
1170
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,485
I mean, room.
1171
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,369
Fix my lipstick.
1172
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,125
[PERRY SINGING]
1173
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,121
There's our man.
Yes, I know him.
1174
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,681
I can handle it from here.
1175
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,523
[PERRY SINGING]
1176
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,923
Need a light, cowboy?
1177
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,048
[PEOPLE APPLAUDING]
1178
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,890
When are you heading
back to the range, Tex?
1179
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,401
That's up to you.
1180
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,244
JONATHAN:
You've got two minutes.
1181
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:47,606
We'll do this nice and clean,
so no one's embarrassed.
1182
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,731
When she gets back,
you'll say goodbye.
1183
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,761
You'll put her in a cab.
1184
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,167
And we'll go home
and you'll pack.
1185
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,006
Where am I going?
1186
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,320
Connecticut.
1187
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,930
My summer house is perfect
for writing songs.
1188
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,884
No phone and 20 miles
to the nearest girl.
1189
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,404
Looks like I haven't
much choice.
1190
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,244
Sure looks like it.
1191
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,051
Remember,
I'll be watching you.
1192
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,726
Ma'am.
1193
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:31,847
Hello.
1194
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:43,289
You know, I'm sure going to miss
you, leaving New York and all.
1195
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,690
You're leaving?
Mmm-hmm.
1196
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,727
When?
1197
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,246
Tonight. I have to
mosey up to Connecticut.
1198
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,367
Didn't I tell you?
No.
1199
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,206
No, you didn't.
1200
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,807
Well, this friend of mine, a business
associate, has a house up there,
1201
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,486
and he practically
forced me to use it.
1202
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,281
I just couldn't
refuse him.
1203
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:06,481
Why must you...
1204
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,125
Well...
1205
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,569
I may be buying the place and I
kind of want to get the feel of it.
1206
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,001
Oh.
1207
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,285
How long will you be away?
1208
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,805
For the weekend.
1209
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:23,600
It's going to be
mighty lonely up there.
1210
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,487
Ma'am, I don't suppose
you would consider...
1211
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,130
Consider what?
1212
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,126
No, I'm afraid I couldn't
ask you that, ma'am.
1213
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,725
Don't be afraid, ask me.
1214
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,080
Well...
1215
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,962
Oh, no, ma'am,
it wouldn't be proper.
1216
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,168
Rex, we're both over 21.
1217
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,040
I mean...
1218
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,362
Well, I certainly should be
able to trust you by now.
1219
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:55,966
Ma'am, if I sent you
home in a taxi,
1220
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,646
how long do you think it would
take you to get packed up?
1221
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,085
About an hour.
1222
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,525
Forty-five minutes?
1223
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,009
We're wasting time.
1224
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,368
[PIANO PLAYING]
1225
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:14,081
[SINGING] You lied, you dog
1226
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:19,208
And you'll be sorry
1227
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:26,928
You lied, you hound
1228
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:31,280
And that's not fair
1229
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,649
[PHONE RINGING]
1230
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,041
Hello?
1231
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,201
Mr. Allen.
1232
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:02,202
Just so you'll realize how wrong
you are about Rex Stetson,
1233
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,523
he has just asked me to go
away with him for the weekend.
1234
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,965
He didn't.
1235
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,801
Are you going?
1236
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:09,961
[CHUCKLES]
1237
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,769
That, Mr. Allen, is something
you'll never know.
1238
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,484
[SINGING]
You are my inspiration
1239
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:23,645
Jan Morrow
1240
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,088
[WHISTLING]
1241
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,840
All set?
1242
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,805
All set.
Ah.
1243
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:41,925
Just to make sure you do
plenty of scoring up there.
1244
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,286
I'll do my best.
1245
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:44,646
You'd better.
1246
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:53,691
Off you go.
1247
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,770
[ENGINE STARTS]
1248
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,965
Gosh, I feel guilty.
1249
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:40,089
I practically tricked him
into taking me along.
1250
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:43,211
You know, you've gone out with
a lot of men in your time.
1251
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:46,124
But this...
This is the jackpot.
1252
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,167
You cold?
1253
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,248
No. It's wonderful.
1254
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:53,051
If he only knew
what I was thinking.
1255
01:11:54,760 --> 01:12:00,290
[SINGING] Hold me tight
and kiss me right
1256
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:04,401
I'm yours tonight
1257
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:11,007
My darling, possess me
1258
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:18,121
Tenderly and breathlessly
1259
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:21,767
Make love to me
1260
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:28,450
My darling, possess me
1261
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,765
Near to me
1262
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:37,324
When you are near to me
1263
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:42,201
My heart forgets
1264
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:48,128
To beat
1265
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:55,366
Stars that shine
make dreams divine
1266
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,762
So say you're mine
1267
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:05,803
And, my darling,
possess me
1268
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,400
What did you say?
1269
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:10,686
Hmm?
1270
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,201
Didn't you say something?
1271
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,089
Who, me? No.
1272
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,721
Oh.
1273
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:29,567
May I help you, sir?
1274
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:32,041
[STAMMERING] Yes. I've
been trying to call...
1275
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:35,841
To phone Miss Morrow for some time
now and there's been no answer.
1276
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:39,686
I just wondered if anything
could possibly be wrong.
1277
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,250
Oh, I hardly think so, sir.
1278
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:44,529
She's just gone to
Connecticut for the weekend.
1279
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:45,920
Connecticut?
1280
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,766
There's no phone number, but
I have a forwarding address.
1281
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,729
241 Stonybrook Road?
1282
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:53,766
Why, yes, sir.
1283
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:54,921
[BANGS COUNTER]
1284
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,286
And you let her go?
1285
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,647
Well, it wasn't my place...
1286
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:03,408
No, it's my place.
And I helped him pack.
1287
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,084
Remember when I said
that being near you
1288
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,131
is like being near a potbellied
stove on a frosty morning?
1289
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,441
Yes.
1290
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,485
I was wrong.
1291
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,365
You were?
1292
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:40,482
More like a forest fire,
completely out of control.
1293
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,209
You know something?
1294
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,044
Out here in the country
you're very different.
1295
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,760
I reckon I feel more at
home, for the first time.
1296
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,082
A man who owns a mountain
doesn't belong in the big city.
1297
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,400
Mmm-mmm.
1298
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,090
Fire's nearly out.
1299
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:44,247
I'd better get
some more logs.
1300
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:51,770
For later.
1301
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,760
[DOOR OPENS]
1302
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,285
Hurry back.
1303
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,364
Quicker than a cowpoke
chasing a chuck wagon.
1304
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:44,010
[DOOR CLOSES]
1305
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,762
[PLAYING]
1306
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,930
[VOCALIZING]
1307
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,763
[PLAYING]
1308
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:28,804
[VOCALIZING]
1309
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:49,281
Jan, I...
1310
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,681
Jan, please.
1311
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,091
Stop.
Jonathan.
1312
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,367
His name isn't Rex
Stetson, it's Brad Allen.
1313
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,441
I know that.
1314
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,244
He's a sneaking,
double-crossing rat.
1315
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,049
I know that, too.
1316
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:20,281
Will you please
take me home?
1317
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,004
Of course.
1318
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,568
Bedroom problems.
1319
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,283
At least mine can be
solved in one bedroom.
1320
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,806
You couldn't solve
yours in a thousand.
1321
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,681
You cad.
1322
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:40,004
At least you could have had the
decency to bring your own champagne.
1323
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:14,288
[WHIMPERING]
1324
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,084
[SOBBING]
1325
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:33,560
Jan, you've been crying
for 60 miles now.
1326
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:36,004
I know it.
1327
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,171
Well, don't you think it's
about time you stopped?
1328
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,571
I can't.
1329
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,804
[JAN WEEPING]
1330
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:57,686
Come on.
1331
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,683
A cup of coffee will
make you feel better.
1332
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,761
I'm sorry, Jonathan.
1333
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,604
That's all right, come on.
1334
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,808
[SNIFFLING]
1335
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,325
[SOBBING]
1336
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,885
Two coffees, please.
1337
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,246
[WEEPING]
1338
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,126
Try to control
yourself, Jan.
1339
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,009
I've never done anything
like this before.
1340
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:27,082
All right, there has
to be a first time.
1341
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,162
You don't have to go
to pieces over it.
1342
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,684
I'm so ashamed.
1343
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,046
Poor kid.
1344
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:36,841
Guy drives a big car with
all the optional extras.
1345
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,331
Thinks he can get away
with anything.
1346
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,724
I thought we were
going to get married.
1347
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:43,325
Forget it.
1348
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,450
[WAILING]
1349
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:48,000
Jan, you're becoming
hysterical.
1350
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,608
I can't help it.
1351
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:54,162
I hate to do this, Jan, but
this is for your own good.
1352
01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:00,448
You see? You see?
1353
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,126
Jonathan!
1354
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,005
Jonathan!
1355
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,969
[WAILING]
1356
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,208
LOIS: Your coffee,
Mr. Forbes.
1357
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:35,964
Hello, Jonathan.
1358
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,809
What happened to you?
1359
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,804
I was jumped upon by
five or six ruffians.
1360
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:42,927
What?
1361
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,650
That's all right, Lois,
just put it down.
1362
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,848
By rights, these loose
teeth belong to you.
1363
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:48,046
You made her cry.
1364
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,049
I was only trying to stop her.
Cry?
1365
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,167
Did she cry?
1366
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:52,366
Cry?
1367
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,530
I never knew a woman that size
had that much water in her.
1368
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:56,965
Have you seen her, Jonathan? No.
1369
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,087
Have you talked to her?
1370
01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:59,486
No, I've decided
to give her up
1371
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,688
on the advice of
my psychiatrist.
1372
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:03,046
Also my dentist.
1373
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,441
Where have you been
the last three days?
1374
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:08,410
I stayed up there,
working on the new songs.
1375
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,006
What have you got?
1376
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:11,127
This.
1377
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,410
And this. And this.
1378
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:15,005
What, what, what?
1379
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:16,491
Couldn't come up
with a thing.
1380
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,325
I just sat there,
feeling guilty.
1381
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,524
Guilty? You?
1382
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:24,610
I once saw you work on three
sisters at the same time.
1383
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:26,842
And you came up with
some of your best songs.
1384
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:29,241
All of a sudden, why does one
girl make you feel guilty?
1385
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,368
I don't know. I just do.
1386
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:36,089
Well, what do you know?
You're in love.
1387
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,770
The mighty tree
has been toppled.
1388
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:43,765
For years I've been waiting to
hear them yell "timber" over you.
1389
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,201
You could be right.
1390
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,611
You're darn right
I'm right.
1391
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:50,684
You love her and she can't
stand the sight of you.
1392
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:52,171
[SNICKERING]
1393
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:53,446
That's wonderful.
1394
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,170
That's what it is,
it's wonderful.
1395
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:57,481
It's almost makes these
loose teeth worthwhile.
1396
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:58,971
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
1397
01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,441
Yeah?
1398
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:01,726
LOIS: Miss Morrow
is here to see you.
1399
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,164
Tell her to come in.
1400
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,965
Is there a back way out of here?
Uh-uh.
1401
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:08,691
We're gonna have
some fun around here.
1402
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,921
Thank you.
Good morning, Jonathan.
1403
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,001
JONATHAN: Jan.
1404
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,361
Here's the painting I was
telling you about. Ah...
1405
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:17,727
Well, let's get on with
the hanging, shall we?
1406
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:21,361
I believe you're acquainted
with Brad Allen, the ex-Rex?
1407
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:28,811
The end tables are coming at 4:00, Jonathan.
I'll see you then.
1408
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:35,721
Jan.
1409
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,051
Jan, wait.
1410
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,087
Look, I don't blame
you for hating me.
1411
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:46,084
I'm trying to apologize.
1412
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,844
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
1413
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:54,845
Excuse me.
1414
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,370
Well, where did he go?
1415
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,967
I don't know, but he
came out of there.
1416
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:17,690
And you let him
get away again?
1417
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,131
Well, now, surely, Doctor,
you don't believe...
1418
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:21,362
Miss Resnick,
a prejudiced viewpoint
1419
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:23,568
never advanced
the cause of science.
1420
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:28,242
Somewhere in this building, there may be
a man who has crossed a new frontier.
1421
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:33,201
Jonathan, how do
I get her back?
1422
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:35,169
You don't.
That's the beauty of it.
1423
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:36,969
You suffer and I watch.
1424
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,407
Got to be a way.
There's got to.
1425
01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:41,084
What a delightful
situation.
1426
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,970
The great Brad Allen,
chopped down to size,
1427
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,088
floating down the river
with the rest of us logs.
1428
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:49,170
When you want to get on friendly terms
with a girl, you're nice to her dog.
1429
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,241
No dog.
1430
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,802
Well, if there's no dog, then
you're nice to her mother.
1431
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,723
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
1432
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,008
Well, if worse comes to
worst, you work on her maid.
1433
01:25:57,080 --> 01:26:00,562
Alma? You couldn't get
to first base with her.
1434
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:02,406
Alma.
1435
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:22,085
Thanks a lot.
1436
01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:28,960
Uh, uh, excuse me.
1437
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:30,326
May I talk to you?
1438
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:31,481
Yes.
1439
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:33,244
My name is Brad Allen,
and I...
1440
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:35,766
Mr. Allen, of course.
1441
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,806
Get lost.
1442
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,444
I'd know that voice
of yours anywhere.
1443
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:45,363
You know me?
1444
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:49,684
[SINGING]
You are my inspiration, Alma
1445
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,728
Oh, the telephone.
1446
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:54,565
I'm one of your most
devoted listeners.
1447
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,130
Why, thank you.
1448
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:57,567
That's all right.
1449
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,130
Oh, well, couldn't we...
1450
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:00,645
It's a little
chilly out here.
1451
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,882
Couldn't we stop in and
have a drink somewhere?
1452
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:05,406
Oh, no, I don't usually...
1453
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:07,721
Well, I might have one,
just to be sociable.
1454
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:09,040
Good. Good.
1455
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:11,606
I know a nice little bar
right down the street.
1456
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:13,489
I know a better one.
1457
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:20,328
You ready for
another one?
1458
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:22,927
No?
1459
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,047
No.
1460
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:28,489
[SLURRING] Now, let's take this
problem from the beginning.
1461
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:33,331
You're in love with her and
you want to win her back.
1462
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:38,485
The first thing you gotta do
is to get her to talk to you.
1463
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:39,607
Right?
1464
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:40,727
Right.
1465
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:42,526
Really very simple.
1466
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:43,681
Very simple.
1467
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:47,321
You've got an apartment.
She decorates apartments.
1468
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,321
You hire her
to do your place.
1469
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:56,046
Two people decorating an
apartment, that's pretty intimate.
1470
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:58,361
Intimate.
She's gotta talk to you.
1471
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:00,601
Clever?
1472
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:01,727
Clever.
1473
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,969
And once you start talking,
it's only a matter of time.
1474
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:12,890
Now, remember, you hire her
to decorate your apartment.
1475
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,523
Okay?
Okay.
1476
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,404
Happy?
Happy.
1477
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,049
Would you care for a
little snack of some kind?
1478
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:44,526
Hi, there, slugger.
This'll fix you up.
1479
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,126
How do you feel?
1480
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:47,361
Oh, boy.
1481
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,004
I've had hangovers before,
1482
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:53,209
but this time
even my hair hurts.
1483
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,328
And you were gonna
get her drunk, huh?
1484
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,721
I stayed with her through
a bottle of Scotch.
1485
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,723
I lost her halfway
through the vodka.
1486
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:03,247
This'll fix you up. It's got
a lot of olive oil in it.
1487
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,970
The State Department
could use her.
1488
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:12,003
What a party girl
she'd make in Moscow.
1489
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,570
And two raw eggs.
1490
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,130
Oh, go away.
1491
01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:19,491
Didn't you find out
anything from her?
1492
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:23,723
All I remember is this
voice swimming towards me
1493
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,928
through a sea of Scotch.
1494
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:29,203
"You've got an apartment.
She decorates apartments.
1495
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:30,884
"Right?"
Right.
1496
01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:35,450
Of course.
1497
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:38,563
What's the name of that
place where she works?
1498
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:41,564
Pierot's. But she
won't talk to you.
1499
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:43,130
[SNICKERS]
1500
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:45,887
But Pierot will.
You know the number?
1501
01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:47,246
Yeah.
1502
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,486
Dial it.
1503
01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,726
[GROANING]
Not so loud.
1504
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:04,171
What do you think?
1505
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:05,361
[WHIMPERS]
1506
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:08,364
But you threw out
all my ideas.
1507
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:10,801
Well...
Jan, I hate to say this,
1508
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:13,087
but you were
absolutely right.
1509
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:14,525
This is much better.
1510
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:17,683
Of course, if you repeat that
to anyone, you're fired.
1511
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:21,168
Tilda, as soon as you get
back from the post office,
1512
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:24,926
call Brad Allen back
1513
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,604
and tell him it's impossible.
1514
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,763
He'll have to get another
decorator to do his apartment.
1515
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,001
Yes, sir.
1516
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,566
You mean, you're
turning him down?
1517
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,005
I have to.
1518
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:40,121
But why?
1519
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,771
Because I haven't the
time to do his place.
1520
01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:44,763
And I certainly
can't send you,
1521
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:47,366
not with the way
you feel about him.
1522
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:49,724
But it's not fair for you
to lose a commission
1523
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:51,126
because of my
personal feelings.
1524
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:54,647
I couldn't subject you
to such an experience.
1525
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:57,684
It might be, how would
you say, traumatic.
1526
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:01,850
Now, that's silly.
Now, look.
1527
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,251
Once, I had the mumps.
1528
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,890
It wasn't very pleasant,
but I got over it.
1529
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,007
The mumps?
1530
01:31:06,080 --> 01:31:08,526
I look upon Brad Allen
like any other disease.
1531
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:11,206
I've had him. It's over.
I'm immune to him.
1532
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:13,362
All right, Jan, if you
think you can handle it.
1533
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:14,771
I certainly can.
1534
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:16,490
It's your decision.
1535
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:39,084
Mr. Allen? Pierot.
She's coming over.
1536
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,571
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
1537
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:46,682
Why, Miss Morrow,
I was expecting Mr. Pierot.
1538
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:49,520
Mr. Pierot is unavailable
at this time.
1539
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:51,568
However, if you'd rather
wait until he's free...
1540
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:53,563
Oh, no, no.
You'll do just fine.
1541
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:54,971
Please come in.
1542
01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:01,527
It's just that, well,
it's a little embarrassing.
1543
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,841
Mr. Allen, I'm a decorator,
you're a client.
1544
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:07,322
I'm here because you are paying
for my professional services.
1545
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:11,603
Now, what style
did you have in mind?
1546
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:16,001
Nothing in particular.
1547
01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:18,323
I'm leaving that
entirely up to you.
1548
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,811
Mmm-hmm.
1549
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:22,651
Now, here...
1550
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:26,282
This is where I do my work.
1551
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:31,921
Living room. Over here is the
kitchen, dining room over there.
1552
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,130
And up here?
1553
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,611
The bedroom.
1554
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:39,041
And these?
1555
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:40,966
Light switches.
1556
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,647
[EXCLAIMS]
1557
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:44,529
Just switches.
1558
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:48,403
Aren't they rather
inconvenient?
1559
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,403
Why, no.
1560
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:56,490
The man that lived here
before me had very long arms.
1561
01:32:58,280 --> 01:32:59,770
Over here...
1562
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,524
Mr. Allen, if I'm going
to redo the apartment,
1563
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,251
I have to know what
everything is for.
1564
01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:15,448
Now, this is the fireplace.
1565
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:17,727
But I'd like to see what
the other switch does.
1566
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:19,802
It's just a light switch. I
wouldn't pay any attention to it.
1567
01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:21,564
Mr. Allen, please.
1568
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:36,566
Jan, I...
1569
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,165
Why redecorate?
1570
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:40,527
It's so functional
for your purposes.
1571
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,729
Not anymore.
1572
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:46,643
That's why I want you
to redecorate.
1573
01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:49,851
That bed is the first thing
I want you to get rid of.
1574
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:52,571
And anything else that you
think is in bad taste,
1575
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:54,210
throw it out.
1576
01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:57,011
I want you make this
the type of place that,
1577
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:01,322
well, you'd feel
comfortable in.
1578
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,051
I'll keep that in mind.
1579
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:06,241
Good.
1580
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,962
You go right ahead
and take over,
1581
01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:12,082
and I'll stay here
and do my work.
1582
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:17,528
I'm sorry, Mr. Allen, once we get
started you'll have to move out
1583
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:19,329
and stay away
until I'm finished.
1584
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:20,640
Move out?
1585
01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:22,131
The men are going
to be working here.
1586
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,009
You'll just be in the way.
1587
01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:27,129
But there might be things that
you want to discuss with me.
1588
01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:28,486
On a job like this,
Mr. Allen,
1589
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:30,284
you'll have to give me
carte blanche.
1590
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:31,771
But I... Well, if you
feel that way...
1591
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:34,411
No. No. No.
I'll leave.
1592
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,564
Just do the place
the way you'd like it.
1593
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,246
I will.
1594
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:56,209
[ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1595
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:05,523
Tilda, call these shops and tell
them I'll be coming by, will you?
1596
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:07,808
I want to pick up
a few things.
1597
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:11,009
But, Miss Morrow, we don't
deal with any of these shops.
1598
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:13,048
Well, you know what
their stuff is like.
1599
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:14,724
You bet I do.
1600
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,768
You should have seen
that man's apartment.
1601
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:18,922
He's got it down
to a science.
1602
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:23,644
He pushes a button and the couch
becomes a bed with baby blue sheets.
1603
01:35:23,960 --> 01:35:25,121
Really?
1604
01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:29,166
And him acting
so embarrassed.
1605
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,211
Big phony.
1606
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:35,560
He's like a spider and he expects
me to redecorate his web.
1607
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:37,647
Ha!
1608
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,248
Eileen? Brad.
1609
01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:44,404
Dear, I want you to
be the first to know.
1610
01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:48,968
I've met this girl,
I've fallen in love with her,
1611
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:50,690
and I'm planning
to marry her.
1612
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:55,726
Oh, nonsense, dear, you have
everything to live for.
1613
01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:59,923
No. It's not
nauseating enough.
1614
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:03,007
That one, with
the two heads.
1615
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:04,571
You're not serious.
1616
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:05,687
Wrap it.
1617
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:08,602
Marie? Brad.
1618
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:13,367
Dear, I want you to
be the first to know.
1619
01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:16,847
With big velour tassels.
1620
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,206
Tassels?
1621
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:19,327
Tassels.
1622
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:23,008
Goodbye, my dear.
1623
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:36,642
Yes. Yes, Mr. Allen, your apartment will
be ready first thing in the morning.
1624
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:43,086
There's just one final touch
I want to give it.
1625
01:36:45,480 --> 01:36:46,720
Goodbye.
1626
01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:59,921
Behold, Jonathan. The
work of a woman in love.
1627
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:02,446
Oh, no.
1628
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:05,722
I hope you saved those
telephone numbers.
1629
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:23,841
[EXCLAIMS]
1630
01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:24,921
What?
1631
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:27,443
That chair, it bit me.
1632
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,686
[JAN SCREAMS]
1633
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:45,807
Get your clothes on.
1634
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:46,960
You get out of here.
1635
01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:49,042
We're going to my apartment.
I've seen it.
1636
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:50,690
You'll see it again.
Now, put your clothes on.
1637
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:51,801
I won't.
1638
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:54,724
Are you getting out of that bed
or am I coming in after you?
1639
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:56,484
You wouldn't dare.
1640
01:37:58,360 --> 01:37:59,805
[SCREAMS]
1641
01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:01,924
Oh, how dare you?
1642
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:05,049
Oh, you put me down.
I said, put me down.
1643
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:07,487
I said, put me down.
1644
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:12,124
What are you doing?
Where are you taking me?
1645
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:14,365
I'm warning you, put me
down or I'll scream!
1646
01:38:14,440 --> 01:38:16,044
Oh, good morning, Mrs. Wilson.
Good morning.
1647
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:18,731
Now, you put me
back in my bed.
1648
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:20,245
Down, please.
1649
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:24,805
Harry, would you be so kind
as to call the police?
1650
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:33,001
Harry.
1651
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:36,366
Alma, Alma, stop him.
1652
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:39,320
You wouldn't take me
out in the street.
1653
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:01,249
If I ever get on my
feet again, look out.
1654
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:02,561
Alma.
1655
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:08,649
That man just inspired me to do
something I should have done long ago.
1656
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:10,200
You're too nice
a looking woman
1657
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,964
to go out drinking
every night.
1658
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:15,522
You know, what you need
is a man to take care of.
1659
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:18,524
Then you wouldn't have
so much time to drink.
1660
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:22,368
Why, Harry,
you're so strong.
1661
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:35,405
They'll never believe this
back in Wichita Falls.
1662
01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:38,005
Officer, arrest this man.
1663
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,650
He's taking me up
to his apartment.
1664
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:41,768
Can't say as I
blame him, Miss.
1665
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:43,205
How's it going, Brad?
1666
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:44,566
Fine, Kelly.
1667
01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:52,370
Mommy, where's that man
taking that lady?
1668
01:39:52,440 --> 01:39:54,807
Shh! I'll tell you
when you're older.
1669
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:04,321
All right, you got me up
here to see the apartment.
1670
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:06,004
Now will you kindly
put me down?
1671
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:10,449
It's customary for the groom to carry
the bride across the threshold.
1672
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:12,611
What bride?
1673
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:15,126
[YOWLS]
1674
01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:21,003
How's it feel, returning
to the scene of the crime?
1675
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:22,047
What bride?
1676
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:24,447
Why did I spend a fortune having
this apartment done over?
1677
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:26,887
Why did I cut myself off
from every girl I know?
1678
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:28,485
Why does any man
destroy himself?
1679
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:30,961
Because he thinks
he's getting married.
1680
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:32,371
And what does it get me?
What bride?
1681
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:33,441
This.
1682
01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:35,520
Well, you did yourself
a great job.
1683
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:39,844
And as far as I'm concerned, you can
stay here and charge admission.
1684
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,203
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1685
01:41:18,320 --> 01:41:21,324
Doctor, look. It's him.
1686
01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:23,441
Him?
1687
01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:25,285
Just a moment, sir.
1688
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:27,089
Would you mind
stepping into my office?
1689
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:28,605
Not now, I have to see
a friend of mine.
1690
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,569
Yes, but I want to talk
to you for just a moment.
1691
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:32,085
But I have some
important news to tell.
1692
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:33,241
It will only take
a few minutes.
1693
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:35,527
But you don't understand,
I'm going to have a baby.
1694
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,250
Of course you are.
1695
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:40,529
Wait a minute.
Jonathan!
1696
01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:43,046
Jonathan!
1697
01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:46,208
[PILLOW TALK PLAYING]