1 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,485 Oh, God. 2 00:03:28,839 --> 00:03:30,549 Be seated. 3 00:03:35,512 --> 00:03:38,515 We're gathered here to witness and bless 4 00:03:38,599 --> 00:03:46,440 the joining together for ever of William and Josephina in Christian marriage. 5 00:03:48,192 --> 00:03:51,945 The firm covenant of marriage is permanent in this lifetime, 6 00:03:52,029 --> 00:03:54,865 because it was established by God. 7 00:03:54,948 --> 00:03:57,785 And once entered into, it may never be broken 8 00:03:57,868 --> 00:04:02,206 without risk of eternal damnation. 9 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:06,043 So I ask you now, in the presence of God, family and friends, 10 00:04:06,126 --> 00:04:11,965 to declare your intentions to enter a permanent union with one another 11 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:17,137 for as long as you both shall draw breath on this earth. 12 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:22,059 - Josephina. - Jo! 13 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:24,353 Jesus Christ. Jojo! 14 00:04:26,647 --> 00:04:30,025 - Hey, look out. - Think I got eyes in my butt? 15 00:04:30,109 --> 00:04:32,694 That's where your brains are. 16 00:04:32,778 --> 00:04:35,280 - Daisy! - Yeah. 17 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:39,368 Think we might get that pizza served while it's still hot? 18 00:04:39,451 --> 00:04:41,745 I think maybe. 19 00:05:09,731 --> 00:05:11,817 Mr Lopes left his teeth again. 20 00:05:13,777 --> 00:05:16,238 I need a coffee cup, Manny. 21 00:05:17,614 --> 00:05:21,118 Jesus Christ! These shoes are killing me. 22 00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:23,287 Corns at 20. Can you believe it? 23 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,456 Come on. Do you have to talk that way? 24 00:05:25,831 --> 00:05:29,084 - Yeah, Dais. Watch your mouth. - Oh, excuse me, Holy Mother. 25 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:32,921 What I meant to say was, these fucking shoes are killing me. 26 00:05:33,005 --> 00:05:35,591 Put a lid on it, Daisy. 27 00:05:35,674 --> 00:05:37,759 Thank you. 28 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:43,515 Tourists! 29 00:05:50,272 --> 00:05:53,650 Excuse me. May I have my coffee now? 30 00:05:58,739 --> 00:06:01,033 Jo, what are you doing here? 31 00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:03,076 I am getting out of that house. 32 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,457 My father just put himself 5,000 bucks in the hole to watch his daughter pass out. 33 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:11,835 - He is just a little pissed off. - I thought it was pretty funny. 34 00:06:11,919 --> 00:06:14,463 - Daisy...! Hey, Jo. - Hi. 35 00:06:14,546 --> 00:06:17,257 Well, it was a first for St Mary's, anyway. 36 00:06:17,341 --> 00:06:19,510 I saw myself ten years from now. 37 00:06:19,593 --> 00:06:23,096 Fat and ugly, and all these kids swarming around me, 38 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:26,183 and then I was picking fish scales out of Bill's boot. 39 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:27,851 Sounds about on target. 40 00:06:27,935 --> 00:06:31,146 - But I did do the right thing, didn't l? - Sure. 41 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:34,608 Jo, the only reason to get married is to get the hell out of Mystic. 42 00:06:34,691 --> 00:06:37,986 - How's Bill taking it? - He's still not talking to me. 43 00:06:39,113 --> 00:06:42,407 - Get ready to talk, Jo. - Hey, check it out. 44 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,043 - Only kidding, man. - Shut up, you asshole! 45 00:06:53,127 --> 00:06:55,921 Come on, Bill. Let's go outside and talk, OK? 46 00:06:57,005 --> 00:06:58,924 Please. Bill, please. 47 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:02,219 I wanna talk to you. Let's just go outside. 48 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:04,346 Dirtbag. 49 00:07:21,238 --> 00:07:23,240 - So what happened, Jo? - I don't know. 50 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:25,826 I just, you know... 51 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:29,580 I just... When I actually got up there to do it, 52 00:07:29,663 --> 00:07:32,374 I just couldn't, Bill. I just couldn't. 53 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,213 Bill, it's not that I don't love you. 54 00:07:39,256 --> 00:07:42,009 Because I do, Bill. I really, really, really do. 55 00:07:43,677 --> 00:07:47,556 You know, I walk into this place, and everybody stares at me. 56 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:50,350 Let 'em stare. 57 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,503 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 58 00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:19,963 - And everything's better now? - Yeah. 59 00:08:20,589 --> 00:08:23,509 So how does November 21st sound? 60 00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:29,515 I don't know. Let's just talk about it later. 61 00:08:32,017 --> 00:08:34,937 - Kiss Mom for me. - No. I'll be late for my interview. 62 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:39,191 - Well, then you better hurry. - I've been three times this week already. 63 00:08:39,274 --> 00:08:43,320 Well, Kat... four, and you go to heaven. 64 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,742 "Kat's such a good girl." 65 00:08:48,826 --> 00:08:51,620 "Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?" 66 00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:56,625 Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more. 67 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,710 Yeah, well, don't worry about me. 68 00:08:58,794 --> 00:09:02,631 I'm not gonna be slingin' pizza for the rest of my life. 69 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:04,716 The best pizza. 70 00:09:41,545 --> 00:09:43,797 Hey, Ma. Sausage today. 71 00:09:43,881 --> 00:09:48,844 Oh, great! Ladies, we're gonna eat soon as we finish this tote. 72 00:09:48,927 --> 00:09:51,346 Hey, Kat. Come on, sit down. Have some. 73 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:54,057 No, I gotta go. I got an interview out on Shore Road. 74 00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:56,560 - Another job? - Yeah, baby-sitting. 75 00:09:56,643 --> 00:09:59,688 You do too much. Kat's got four jobs already. 76 00:09:59,772 --> 00:10:03,650 - I need the money. - Kat's been accepted to Yale University. 77 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:06,570 She got a scholarship and she's startin' in February. 78 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:08,822 A part-scholarship. 79 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:10,991 So you got a boyfriend yet? 80 00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:13,577 Got no time for boys. 81 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:15,662 Kat, I got a great idea. 82 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:18,874 Hey, Silvio! You got a job for my smart kid? 83 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:26,173 - Terrific, Ma. Bye. - Bye, honey. Thanks for the pizza. 84 00:10:26,256 --> 00:10:30,761 Where does she get her energy? All those jobs, and a straight-A student... 85 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,962 - Hello? - Come on in. 86 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:08,549 - Katherine? - Kat. 87 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:13,929 Hi. Tim Travers. 88 00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:17,141 My daughter did the decorating. 89 00:11:18,308 --> 00:11:20,686 Phoebe, come on down, sweetheart. 90 00:11:20,769 --> 00:11:23,564 Oh, wow! An old Van Cort. 91 00:11:23,647 --> 00:11:26,567 Oh, yeah. I guess it came with the house. 92 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:30,779 - Are you into stargazing? - Actually, this is a nautical telescope. 93 00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:33,657 But it's a lot better than the one I have at home. 94 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:37,286 - I'm going to take astronomy at college. - Yeah? What college? 95 00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:39,663 Yale. I start second semester. 96 00:11:39,746 --> 00:11:43,750 Yale, huh? Me, too. Class of '79. 97 00:11:46,044 --> 00:11:49,715 And this beautiful redhead is Phoebe. 98 00:11:50,883 --> 00:11:53,135 Phoebe, this is Kat. 99 00:11:55,554 --> 00:11:58,182 Hi, Phoebe. 100 00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:00,267 How old are you, Phoebe? 101 00:12:02,311 --> 00:12:05,606 - Come on. You know how old you are. - Six. 102 00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:10,819 Four. Forgive her. She's had a hard week. Her mother left for England yesterday. 103 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:13,405 What I'm looking for is someone to help me out. 104 00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:16,158 Not full time, just until my wife gets back. 105 00:12:17,659 --> 00:12:19,578 Excuse me. 106 00:12:19,703 --> 00:12:21,789 OK, come on, sweetheart. 107 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,292 Hello? 108 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,461 Yeah. Hi, Mrs Farley. 109 00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:30,506 Oh, we got off to a good start this morning. 110 00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:33,884 Yeah, we knocked down that wall heading into the... 111 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,345 Glass brick? 112 00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:38,263 Yeah, well... 113 00:12:38,347 --> 00:12:42,768 I like glass brick too, Mrs Farley, but it doesn't go with your house. 114 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:45,229 But... 115 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:52,361 But we've had long talks about staying in the tradition of the Connecticut house. 116 00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:56,490 - Of course I'll talk to your decorator. - Do you want to read this with me? 117 00:12:56,573 --> 00:12:59,201 It's time to turn the page, though. 118 00:12:59,284 --> 00:13:01,370 Do you want to turn the page here? 119 00:13:02,329 --> 00:13:04,248 OK. Here we go. 120 00:13:04,331 --> 00:13:07,918 "She was quite the loveliest fairy in the whole world." 121 00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:12,131 "Her dress was like golden dewdrops, and there were flowers in her hair." 122 00:13:12,214 --> 00:13:15,384 "And her face was like the most perfect flower of all." 123 00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:19,388 "She came close to the little rabbit and kissed him on his velvet nose..." 124 00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:22,891 Well, you certainly seem to have the touch. 125 00:13:22,975 --> 00:13:25,686 I've been baby-sitting since I was nine. 126 00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:28,564 - I'm nine. - No, you're not. Do you drive, Kat? 127 00:13:28,647 --> 00:13:30,649 Yeah. 128 00:13:30,732 --> 00:13:33,277 Is there a history of insanity in the family? 129 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,487 They say it skips a generation. 130 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:39,408 - When can you start? - Anytime. 131 00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:41,660 Read. 132 00:13:43,287 --> 00:13:45,372 Read. 133 00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:49,793 "'Little rabbit, don't you know who I am?"' 134 00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:15,402 I smell like a couple of buckets of fish. What you got in there? 135 00:14:15,486 --> 00:14:17,946 - A couple of buckets of fish. - Terrific. 136 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,824 It's Romeo and Juli-e-et! 137 00:14:20,908 --> 00:14:24,203 - Those boys talkin' to me? - No, I don't think they is. 138 00:14:24,286 --> 00:14:26,371 - Oh, boy. Uh-oh. - What? 139 00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:31,084 Come on, Bill. Let's just drink, and beat 'em up later. 140 00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:42,721 - Hey, John. - Hey, Daisy. 141 00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:44,890 - Who's buyin'? - I'll buy. 142 00:14:47,059 --> 00:14:49,144 - Winning any? - No. 143 00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:53,607 - Got a smoke for me, Jo? - Yeah. 144 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:05,452 - OK, what do you want to drink? - White wine? 145 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,955 I'll have white wine too, please. 146 00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:10,165 - George? - Lite. 147 00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:13,210 Can I get two white wines, two beers, and one of 'em lite? 148 00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:16,130 Dais? 149 00:15:16,213 --> 00:15:18,298 Oh, he is cute. 150 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,844 Yeah, if you like white bread. 151 00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:25,681 Rich white bread. 152 00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:29,017 Ladies? Here you go. 153 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:31,270 For you. 154 00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,523 Look at that punk. I would look good in a coat like that, huh? 155 00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,734 OK, let's get some action goin', huh? 156 00:15:47,202 --> 00:15:50,247 Ten bucks says I get three bull's-eyes in a row. 157 00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:57,421 Make it fifty. 158 00:15:58,297 --> 00:16:02,426 And, between throws, off a shot of tequila. 159 00:16:06,889 --> 00:16:10,559 - Three tequilas. - This guy's nuts. 160 00:16:10,642 --> 00:16:12,728 Yeah. 161 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:17,065 He said that he could hit three in the bull's-eye. Can you do that? 162 00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:19,735 I can do the three shots of tequila. 163 00:16:19,818 --> 00:16:21,904 George. 164 00:16:25,532 --> 00:16:28,160 Three in a row. 165 00:16:28,243 --> 00:16:30,329 Starting now. 166 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:48,055 No way. 167 00:17:19,044 --> 00:17:20,921 All right, I'll take that fifty. 168 00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:25,968 Yes, sir! Thank you. 169 00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:29,680 Let's play some pool. 170 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,932 It's not that I don't like playing pool. 171 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,935 - But why can't we do it at my house? - Lorna? 172 00:17:35,018 --> 00:17:37,104 No! I'm the worst. Really. 173 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,574 Excuse me. 174 00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:50,826 Do you play? 175 00:17:53,412 --> 00:17:55,873 Sure. 176 00:17:57,082 --> 00:17:59,251 OK. Why don't you break 'em? 177 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,251 Sorry, partner. 178 00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:44,087 OK. It's our turn, sweetheart. 179 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,675 Right, here's what we want. 180 00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:53,472 Right down here, honey. The one with the orange stripe. 181 00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:57,684 Right on the orange, nice and easy. Just send it right down there. 182 00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,271 Darn. 183 00:19:01,355 --> 00:19:05,776 Well, take it easy, honey. That's why we play boy-girl. To even things out. 184 00:19:31,343 --> 00:19:33,429 Excuse me. 185 00:19:42,354 --> 00:19:44,773 I think we got a ringer here. 186 00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:51,738 She is really good at this. 187 00:20:10,757 --> 00:20:13,343 I know what you are. A hustler. 188 00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:15,679 Lorna! 189 00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:20,017 Isn't that the right word, Charlie? Like in that pool-hall movie. 190 00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:30,986 Fast game. 191 00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:33,155 - Thanks. - Thank you. 192 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:36,867 - Quite a game. - Anytime. 193 00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:40,162 Can we get out of here? Please? 194 00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:04,561 Shit. 195 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:17,324 - Daisy? - Hi, Mom. 196 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:19,201 You going to 11 o'clock mass? 197 00:21:21,036 --> 00:21:24,498 No. I went last night. 198 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:31,588 I got to get lunch ready. Uncle Vic and Aunt Rosalie are coming' over. 199 00:21:31,672 --> 00:21:34,049 Daisy? You help me with lunch. 200 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,844 - Kat will. - Thanks a lot. 201 00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:40,389 She gone? 202 00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:46,145 Do you like it? 203 00:21:48,897 --> 00:21:51,233 160 bucks? Are you out of your mind? 204 00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:53,402 I'm going to return it 205 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:56,405 after I've worn it... 206 00:21:58,073 --> 00:22:00,159 somewhere. 207 00:22:02,828 --> 00:22:04,913 Daisy? 208 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:12,671 Wait up, Phoebe. 209 00:22:18,761 --> 00:22:22,055 - Daddy! - Hi, sweetheart. 210 00:22:22,514 --> 00:22:25,517 - How was the story hour? - I got a library card. 211 00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:30,230 - That's great. What'd you get? - I got The Yellow House 212 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:33,901 and Barbra's Little Girl. 213 00:22:34,526 --> 00:22:37,571 - She picked them herself. - I'll bet. Are you hungry, Phoebes? 214 00:22:37,654 --> 00:22:38,781 - Yes. - OK. 215 00:22:38,864 --> 00:22:44,286 One baloney and cheese on white, no crust, coming right up. 216 00:22:44,953 --> 00:22:50,542 OK. Now, why don't you take your books and your sandwich out on the porch? 217 00:22:50,626 --> 00:22:53,962 - And you know the rule, right? - Don't get off the porch. 218 00:22:54,046 --> 00:22:56,215 I'll be right out. 219 00:22:56,882 --> 00:22:58,967 Later, alligator. 220 00:23:00,302 --> 00:23:02,805 This should keep us up to date, Kat. 221 00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:08,519 - There you go. - Thank you. 222 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,689 I always wondered what the inside looked like. 223 00:23:12,773 --> 00:23:16,068 It's going to look a hell of a lot better than this, I promise you. 224 00:23:16,151 --> 00:23:19,530 - I'm impressed already. - You want to see the best part? 225 00:23:19,613 --> 00:23:22,491 - Yeah. - OK. Phoebe? 226 00:23:22,574 --> 00:23:24,618 - What? - I'm going' upstairs, OK? 227 00:23:24,701 --> 00:23:26,787 - OK. - Don't go out the porch. 228 00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:31,750 - Wow! This place is huge. - Not bad for a summer cottage. 229 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,711 Actually, the original house was built in 1880 230 00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:39,174 by a wealthy merchant named Elias Montrose for his English bride, Elizabeth. 231 00:23:39,258 --> 00:23:41,343 Watch your step. 232 00:23:41,427 --> 00:23:45,013 They were married in London after a whirlwind romance. 233 00:23:46,974 --> 00:23:49,268 It's gorgeous. 234 00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:54,440 What a view! Oh, I'd put a telescope right out here. 235 00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:59,069 This is where Elias would watch his ships come in and unload their treasures. 236 00:23:59,153 --> 00:24:03,198 - Like what? - Teas and spices from Ceylon. 237 00:24:03,282 --> 00:24:06,326 Silks, pearls, sapphires from India. 238 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:10,080 I thought the only things that came through Mystic were lobster and cod. 239 00:24:10,164 --> 00:24:13,834 The story has a sad ending. Elias returned to Mystic 240 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:17,171 and Elizabeth stayed in London to settle her affairs. 241 00:24:17,254 --> 00:24:20,132 On her way here, her ship was lost at sea. 242 00:24:20,215 --> 00:24:24,720 And old Elias spent all the rest of the days of his life 243 00:24:24,803 --> 00:24:27,389 watching for her ship. 244 00:24:27,473 --> 00:24:33,020 They say you can still hear his ghost walking on this balcony on stormy nights. 245 00:24:38,734 --> 00:24:41,445 Of course, it could be this squeaky board. 246 00:24:42,571 --> 00:24:45,032 Are you going to fix it? 247 00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:48,494 Wouldn't dare. 248 00:24:53,665 --> 00:24:58,337 There she is. That was going to be my wedding present from Bill. 249 00:24:59,046 --> 00:25:01,423 It used to be called the Rose, after his mom. 250 00:25:01,507 --> 00:25:04,134 The man is a prince, Jo. 251 00:25:05,219 --> 00:25:07,721 Miller Late. I take it back - the man's a god. 252 00:25:07,805 --> 00:25:10,557 Dais, he keeps that there for him and the guys. 253 00:25:10,641 --> 00:25:14,603 - Dais, he's not going to like that. - Juju, relax! Trust me. 254 00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:18,565 You're going to wiggle your sweet ass, and he's going to forget all about it. 255 00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:22,528 - St Katherine with a beer? - I drink when I want. 256 00:25:22,611 --> 00:25:25,364 You're a real lush. You screw ten guys a weekend, too. 257 00:25:25,447 --> 00:25:28,534 - No, that's your department. - You're damn straight it is. 258 00:25:28,617 --> 00:25:32,121 This is very pleasant, OK? Let's have some fun tonight, OK? 259 00:25:33,914 --> 00:25:38,919 Gosh, you know what I wish? I wish Bill did not have such a gorgeous body. 260 00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:41,088 - Yeah, right! - No, I mean it. 261 00:25:41,171 --> 00:25:46,093 It would make things so much easier. I wouldn't think about him all the time. 262 00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:52,224 Gosh, you know something? I get really turned on just looking at his wrists. 263 00:25:52,766 --> 00:25:57,438 - His wrists? - Yes. They're so thick and strong. 264 00:25:57,521 --> 00:26:00,607 - Maybe something's the matter with me. - I think so. 265 00:26:00,691 --> 00:26:03,068 - I think it's called being in love. - Oh, no. 266 00:26:03,152 --> 00:26:07,239 - Are you saying I should married him? - No, she's not. 267 00:26:07,322 --> 00:26:09,950 Kat, look. There's a comet. Right there. 268 00:26:11,577 --> 00:26:14,913 - No, that's just a shooting star. - It's thrilling. 269 00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:20,043 A comet looks like a tadpole. It's got a round head and a long blazing tail. 270 00:26:20,127 --> 00:26:23,046 I know what one looks like. 271 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:28,302 A sperm. A big sperm. She's got one on the ceiling. 272 00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:33,974 She goes to sleep every night with a giant sperm flying over her head. 273 00:26:34,391 --> 00:26:38,437 You know what? Ten years from now, she's going to be a famous astrologer. 274 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,899 - Who are you going to be, Daisy? - It's "astronomer". 275 00:26:42,649 --> 00:26:46,195 How the hell do I know where I'll be? I could be dead for all I know. 276 00:26:46,278 --> 00:26:48,822 Daisy! That's bad luck. 277 00:26:49,448 --> 00:26:51,867 - Look, Jo, you've got Bill. - Right. 278 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:54,787 You've apparently got brains. 279 00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:58,457 All I've got is this, and these. 280 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,964 - So to hell with both of you. - No. I don't think so. 281 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:10,594 - Come back here, Daisy. - Daisy! Wait up. 282 00:27:18,602 --> 00:27:22,022 I really like old houses like this, Mrs. Abuja. 283 00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,653 I'm sorry. 284 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:31,281 My family lives in an old house, too. 285 00:27:33,325 --> 00:27:38,205 The water pipes, they burst just about every winter. My dad gets really pissed. 286 00:27:40,332 --> 00:27:41,792 Well, he gets very upset. 287 00:27:50,426 --> 00:27:54,596 Oh, there you are. You didn't tell me you were going' out for dinner. 288 00:27:56,098 --> 00:27:59,726 - I didn't know I was. - Well, you could stay here for dinner. 289 00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:02,771 - I got some nice lost... - No, thanks, Ma. 290 00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:06,733 It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Abuja. 291 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,654 You don't have to come home so late. 292 00:28:10,737 --> 00:28:13,240 I know how long it takes to have dinner. 293 00:28:17,911 --> 00:28:19,955 Daisy 294 00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:21,915 Abuja... 295 00:28:22,249 --> 00:28:25,002 You are a very difficult woman to find. 296 00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:27,963 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. 297 00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,216 Charlie...? 298 00:28:32,509 --> 00:28:35,846 Charles Gordon Windsor. Junior. 299 00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:38,807 Figures. 300 00:28:39,391 --> 00:28:42,352 - Can I get you something? - No, thanks. 301 00:28:42,436 --> 00:28:44,938 But I think your mother could use a drink. 302 00:28:47,232 --> 00:28:49,318 Shut up. 303 00:28:50,652 --> 00:28:52,696 Sit. 304 00:28:53,155 --> 00:28:55,741 I'll be right with you. 305 00:29:40,369 --> 00:29:43,038 So, get out the spare. 306 00:29:43,789 --> 00:29:45,833 That... 307 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,710 That was the spare. 308 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,126 Yes, that's going to do it. 309 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:34,548 OK, I got the idea. 310 00:30:53,108 --> 00:30:55,194 Yes! 311 00:31:08,332 --> 00:31:12,711 So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your lvy League school, 312 00:31:14,171 --> 00:31:17,382 picking ivy, or whatever you do there? 313 00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:20,511 Why do that, when I could be here with you? 314 00:31:23,847 --> 00:31:26,725 I needed a little vacation from law school. 315 00:31:26,809 --> 00:31:29,019 Oh. 316 00:31:29,103 --> 00:31:31,939 In other words, you're being a bum. 317 00:31:32,481 --> 00:31:35,109 Exactly. 318 00:31:35,192 --> 00:31:37,736 I got nothing' against bums. 319 00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:42,699 Excuse me, Mr. Windsor. 320 00:31:42,991 --> 00:31:45,661 I hope you and the young lady enjoyed your dinners. 321 00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:47,830 It was wonderful. 322 00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:54,878 Thank you, sir. 323 00:32:13,397 --> 00:32:15,774 Which one is yours? 324 00:32:15,858 --> 00:32:19,903 My dad's is the 62-foot two-misted schooner there. 325 00:32:22,322 --> 00:32:24,408 Not bad. 326 00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:35,377 Abuja. 327 00:32:51,059 --> 00:32:54,104 The stars have been, and still are, used by sailors 328 00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:56,732 to help them determine their positions at sea. 329 00:32:56,815 --> 00:32:59,526 Remember now, there are no roads or signposts 330 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,237 or gas stations where you can ask for directions. 331 00:33:02,321 --> 00:33:03,280 Hi, Kat. 332 00:33:09,328 --> 00:33:12,331 Now we'll show what it's like to toss around at sea 333 00:33:12,414 --> 00:33:15,209 with the stars your only hope of getting back home. 334 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:17,294 How would you find your way? 335 00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:21,173 If you had made a study of the skies, as ancient seafarers did, 336 00:33:21,256 --> 00:33:24,009 you would realize that at a given date and time, 337 00:33:24,093 --> 00:33:26,595 each star marks a particular point in the... 338 00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:32,267 A particular... 339 00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:35,938 A particular point in the sky. 340 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:41,777 So what you would do is measure each point, each star, with a sextant. 341 00:33:43,487 --> 00:33:46,031 - Hi. - Hi. You were great. 342 00:33:46,115 --> 00:33:49,243 - I kind of flubbed it today. - No, no. We both loved it. 343 00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:52,579 - Didn't we, Phoebe? - Mommy, can we please go home? 344 00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:56,917 It's nap time. 345 00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:12,182 Can you change me, Kat? 346 00:34:14,351 --> 00:34:16,687 Totallin' up? 347 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:18,981 We're gonna have to do better than this. 348 00:34:19,064 --> 00:34:21,358 Oh, come on, Leona. It'll pick up. 349 00:34:21,442 --> 00:34:25,237 Yeah, in June, with the tourists. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. 350 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,781 Absolutely. 351 00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:30,200 Hey, Leona, your boyfriend's on. 352 00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:33,829 Hector Pleshette here with this week's gastronomic report. 353 00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:37,541 In New Haven, a place called Nubby's. 354 00:34:37,624 --> 00:34:40,002 "Grubby's" would be a better name for it. 355 00:34:40,085 --> 00:34:44,006 I had to ask three times before I received a clean fork. 356 00:34:44,089 --> 00:34:48,469 Black angel hair pasta with Dalmatian sauce. 357 00:34:48,552 --> 00:34:51,889 Don't ask me what it is. Just don't try it. 358 00:34:52,139 --> 00:34:55,517 A culinary disaster. Overpriced and pretentious. 359 00:34:55,934 --> 00:35:00,355 We should get him to come here. A good review would bring in tons of people. 360 00:35:00,439 --> 00:35:03,817 - I wouldn't let that moron in the door. - Why not? 361 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,403 I bet if we had designer pizza... 362 00:35:07,613 --> 00:35:10,741 - lt'd taste like that magazine there. - Oh, come on, Leona. 363 00:35:10,824 --> 00:35:15,329 A little dry white wine, some smoked clams, sun-dried tomatoes... 364 00:35:15,412 --> 00:35:18,540 - I think we should do it, Leona. - Listen, young ladies. 365 00:35:18,624 --> 00:35:22,377 We have the real thing right here. The Mystic Pizza. 366 00:35:22,461 --> 00:35:25,172 Spices from the Algarve back in Portugal. 367 00:35:25,255 --> 00:35:30,260 My grandfather taught my father how to make it. And my father taught me. 368 00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:34,139 And one of these days, when I retire, I just might teach one of you. 369 00:35:34,223 --> 00:35:35,808 It's tradition. And you 370 00:35:35,891 --> 00:35:38,185 don't monkey with tradition! 371 00:35:38,268 --> 00:35:41,188 - Amen. - Leona? 372 00:35:41,271 --> 00:35:43,774 Will you please tell us what's in the pizza? 373 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,443 Please, Leona. 374 00:35:46,527 --> 00:35:48,654 ..goat cheese popovers I would kill for. 375 00:35:48,737 --> 00:35:50,948 It ain't goat cheese, I'll tell you that. 376 00:35:58,539 --> 00:36:00,624 There you go. Hop into bed. 377 00:36:11,844 --> 00:36:14,555 Mommy brushes my hair. 378 00:36:14,638 --> 00:36:16,723 Hold still. 379 00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:21,979 - Mommy lives in England now. - Oh, no, she doesn't. 380 00:36:22,062 --> 00:36:24,982 She's just there working. She'll be home in a few weeks. 381 00:36:25,065 --> 00:36:27,151 I know. 382 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,070 We're not getting a divorce. 383 00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:35,242 - Well, of course not. - OK. 384 00:36:36,618 --> 00:36:39,037 Time for bed. 385 00:36:39,121 --> 00:36:41,206 Good night. 386 00:36:44,668 --> 00:36:48,255 All righty. Scootch in. I'll read you to sleep. 387 00:36:48,338 --> 00:36:51,049 God knows where she picks these things up. 388 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:55,304 - Read! - All righty. I hear and obey, master. 389 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:59,308 What story do you want? 390 00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:02,895 - Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. - Good night, Kat. 391 00:37:03,729 --> 00:37:06,398 All righty, sweetheart. What have we here? 392 00:37:06,482 --> 00:37:08,567 Go ahead. Turn the page. 393 00:37:10,986 --> 00:37:13,071 "Uncle Wiggly Learns to Dance." 394 00:37:18,243 --> 00:37:20,287 Kat? 395 00:37:22,831 --> 00:37:24,917 Here. 396 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:29,088 Better take this. It's gotten chilly out. 397 00:37:37,971 --> 00:37:42,059 - Daddy! - Be right there. 398 00:37:42,684 --> 00:37:44,770 I'd better go. 399 00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,651 Coming, master. 400 00:38:56,049 --> 00:38:59,094 Each room is more breathtaking than the next. 401 00:38:59,178 --> 00:39:04,767 The dining room table seats 45, and weighs a whopping 4,000 pounds. 402 00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:07,603 It's the world's only marble-top extension table. 403 00:39:07,686 --> 00:39:10,773 It took 15 craftsmen a year to build. 404 00:39:10,856 --> 00:39:16,069 If you're wondering if this is the ultimate fairy-tale home, check out the bedroom... 405 00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:18,113 Hi, Kat. 406 00:39:18,822 --> 00:39:21,533 Mrs Post's daughter, the privileged princess, 407 00:39:21,617 --> 00:39:24,953 awoke to flowers on the walls, on the silver door hinges, 408 00:39:25,037 --> 00:39:27,122 even on the four-poster bed. 409 00:39:27,206 --> 00:39:29,458 "Lifestyles " is proud to bring you 410 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:33,670 this once-in-a-lifetime look at America 's number one home. 411 00:39:33,754 --> 00:39:37,800 - I can relate. - Over lunch on the patio... 412 00:39:44,431 --> 00:39:46,517 Nice sweater. 413 00:39:47,726 --> 00:39:49,812 - Kat? - Good night. 414 00:39:51,271 --> 00:39:54,066 - Whose sweater? - Tim's. 415 00:39:59,404 --> 00:40:01,907 Tim's? 416 00:40:04,785 --> 00:40:07,162 - So it's "Tim" now? - Shut up. 417 00:40:07,955 --> 00:40:10,999 - What's going on? - Nothing. 418 00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:16,171 Daisy, I'm his baby-sitter, and it got chilly tonight. 419 00:40:16,255 --> 00:40:18,882 And he's married. 420 00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:22,386 If he weren't married, he wouldn't need a baby-sitter. 421 00:40:22,469 --> 00:40:25,556 Looks to me like he's puttin' the moves on you. 422 00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:28,100 - You're disgusting. - OK. 423 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:32,146 I'm disgusting. But just in case... 424 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:50,581 The guy wears 'em. 425 00:40:52,207 --> 00:40:53,876 Daisy...! 426 00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:00,841 Jojo! 427 00:41:05,554 --> 00:41:08,682 Where is she? Kat, have you seen Jojo? 428 00:41:24,573 --> 00:41:26,450 Just a minute. 429 00:41:26,533 --> 00:41:28,619 Hi. 430 00:41:31,163 --> 00:41:33,248 Hi. 431 00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:39,546 Sorry, Leona. 432 00:41:41,423 --> 00:41:43,675 Hey, Kat. Table six wants dessert. 433 00:41:45,969 --> 00:41:48,263 Ah, I'd love to stay and chat. 434 00:41:52,851 --> 00:41:55,604 - Here you go. - Miss, this pizza is unbelievable. 435 00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:58,482 - Thank you. - What is in that sauce? 436 00:41:58,565 --> 00:42:00,734 Oh, I'm sorry. That's top secret. 437 00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:04,530 She won't even tell us what's in it. 438 00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:07,533 Here you go. 439 00:42:07,616 --> 00:42:10,285 Hey, Jo, can you switch days off with me? 440 00:42:10,369 --> 00:42:14,039 - I guess so. Why? What's up? - Tim needs me on Friday. 441 00:42:14,123 --> 00:42:17,876 Don't do it, Jo. You'll be contributing to the downfall of a saint. 442 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,172 Butt out, will you? Let's talk about the preppy with the Porsche. 443 00:42:41,442 --> 00:42:43,777 Holy shit! 444 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,946 - What? - Oh, nothing. 445 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:49,116 Come on. Let's go. 446 00:43:03,672 --> 00:43:05,883 Daisy. 447 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,726 Make yourself comfortable. 448 00:43:23,942 --> 00:43:27,488 What's the matter? Can't afford to pay your light bill? 449 00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:30,991 My father turns off all the power when nobody's here. 450 00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:33,368 - You're here. - Yeah... 451 00:43:35,704 --> 00:43:37,873 But he doesn't wanna be reminded. 452 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,881 Is it OK to sit on the sofa? 453 00:43:45,964 --> 00:43:48,217 You can do anything you want on it. 454 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:08,779 It must get kinda lonely here. 455 00:44:09,655 --> 00:44:12,032 I kinda like it this time of year. 456 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:14,284 No one's around. 457 00:44:14,368 --> 00:44:16,662 It's nice and quiet. 458 00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:21,875 Is this a habit with you? 459 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:26,380 Picking up townies and luring them to your big, fancy house? 460 00:44:28,173 --> 00:44:30,676 You're the first. 461 00:44:31,218 --> 00:44:33,554 So how is it? 462 00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:37,433 So far... it's pretty nice. 463 00:44:42,062 --> 00:44:44,148 And for you? 464 00:44:47,234 --> 00:44:49,611 Dais? 465 00:45:05,085 --> 00:45:07,921 Charlie? Follow the breadcrumbs. 466 00:46:01,809 --> 00:46:04,103 This is my parents' room. 467 00:46:04,186 --> 00:46:06,271 I figured. 468 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:12,736 Is that my father's shirt? 469 00:46:12,820 --> 00:46:14,905 D'you think he'll miss it? 470 00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,492 No. 471 00:46:21,328 --> 00:46:23,831 Hey, Junior. 472 00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:27,084 Yeah... Arujo? 473 00:47:02,744 --> 00:47:04,830 Dais. 474 00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:12,463 I told you I was taking' a vacation from law school. 475 00:47:14,339 --> 00:47:16,967 Yeah? 476 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:19,344 I was thrown out. 477 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:22,848 I cheated on a final. 478 00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:27,227 Why? 479 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:29,396 I panicked. 480 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,316 I was flunking a course, and I panicked. 481 00:47:34,193 --> 00:47:36,945 People flunk courses. It happens all the time. 482 00:47:37,029 --> 00:47:39,114 But not to me. 483 00:47:39,448 --> 00:47:41,533 Not to Chuck Windsor's son. 484 00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:50,751 You shouldn't have lied. 485 00:47:53,128 --> 00:47:55,422 But I'm glad you told me. 486 00:47:56,465 --> 00:47:59,384 Don't do it again. 487 00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:03,931 Which? Cheat or lie? 488 00:48:06,391 --> 00:48:08,519 Either. 489 00:48:38,590 --> 00:48:41,510 - Hi, Kat. - How was the poker game? 490 00:48:41,593 --> 00:48:44,096 Great. I won a buck more than I owe you. 491 00:48:44,638 --> 00:48:48,308 - I just checked on Phoebe. - How is she? 492 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:51,353 Fine. I hope you don't mind my using the telescope. 493 00:48:51,437 --> 00:48:54,314 No, no. I'm delighted to have someone use the thing. 494 00:49:01,864 --> 00:49:03,949 You want a soda or some juice? 495 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,996 I'll have some wine. 496 00:49:18,714 --> 00:49:22,217 - What's up there, anyway? - Well, have a look. 497 00:49:30,642 --> 00:49:34,980 I see kind of a... fuzzy clump. 498 00:49:35,397 --> 00:49:38,358 That's Pleiades, the Seven Sisters. 499 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:41,361 Do you see six bright stars and one very faint one? 500 00:49:42,863 --> 00:49:44,031 Yeah. 501 00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:47,242 That's actually a cluster of several hundred stars. 502 00:49:47,326 --> 00:49:51,705 Only those few are visible from here. They're over 400 light years from Earth. 503 00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:53,874 They're a sign of fall. 504 00:49:55,709 --> 00:49:57,920 Am I babbling? 505 00:49:58,003 --> 00:50:00,214 Yeah. 506 00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:01,924 No... 507 00:50:02,007 --> 00:50:04,093 I mean, I like it. 508 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:07,638 OK, then, I'll tell you one more thing. 509 00:50:07,721 --> 00:50:09,890 It's a great night to spot comets. 510 00:50:09,973 --> 00:50:12,768 New moon, dark skies... 511 00:50:12,851 --> 00:50:14,937 May I propose a toast? 512 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,527 - Sure. - To new moons, dark skies... and comets. 513 00:50:30,577 --> 00:50:32,663 Fuzzy clump. 514 00:50:52,933 --> 00:50:55,102 - Let me take this off. - OK. 515 00:51:00,107 --> 00:51:02,234 Be careful, Bill. It's expensive. 516 00:51:03,819 --> 00:51:05,904 Here we go. 517 00:51:12,244 --> 00:51:14,580 I can't do this with him starin' at me. 518 00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:21,587 - Let's just go to my room. - Are you crazy? Your parents are home. 519 00:51:21,670 --> 00:51:23,756 No, no. They're asleep. 520 00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:26,133 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 521 00:51:31,346 --> 00:51:33,974 - I'm goin' home. - What? 522 00:51:35,434 --> 00:51:37,603 Bill! 523 00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:41,732 No, please. Please, Bill. Please don't. 524 00:51:41,815 --> 00:51:43,984 Jo... 525 00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:47,029 - I gotta go. - Just one more kiss. 526 00:51:57,998 --> 00:52:00,125 - What are you doin'? - Poor little thing. 527 00:52:00,209 --> 00:52:02,669 All it needs is a little bit of fresh air. 528 00:52:04,254 --> 00:52:06,381 - Jo! - What? 529 00:52:09,510 --> 00:52:12,346 I'm tellin' you, I love you. 530 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:16,141 - I think we should make a commitment. - OK. 531 00:52:17,017 --> 00:52:19,228 But... first things first, though. 532 00:52:20,062 --> 00:52:22,523 - Cut it out! - What? 533 00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:24,149 Jo! 534 00:52:24,233 --> 00:52:28,487 Come on. I'm tellin' ya, I think we ought to get married. 535 00:52:28,570 --> 00:52:32,616 Bill, if you say that word one more time to me, I'm gonna scream. 536 00:52:33,951 --> 00:52:36,161 Married. 537 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,292 Holy shit! 538 00:52:43,627 --> 00:52:47,506 - No, Pops! - Listen, Mr Barboza. Nothing happened. 539 00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:51,009 Listen, I promise you... 540 00:52:53,762 --> 00:52:57,057 It's not what you think. Good night, Mrs Barboza. 541 00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:59,643 Get the hell outta here! 542 00:53:00,394 --> 00:53:03,856 - Thank you, Mr Barboza! - Run, Bill, run! 543 00:53:03,939 --> 00:53:07,693 - Josephina! - Son of a bitch! 544 00:53:07,776 --> 00:53:12,823 So there's Pops, all 130 pounds of him, tryin' to knock the shit out of Bill. 545 00:53:12,906 --> 00:53:17,703 Bill's just standin' there tryin' to be polite and pullin' his pants up at the same time. 546 00:53:17,786 --> 00:53:21,874 - I nearly peed in my pants. - So close to a clean getaway. 547 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,586 Where's the prince of prep school this weekend? 548 00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:29,715 In Greenwich visiting his grandmother. She's 90 and drives her own Rolls. 549 00:53:29,798 --> 00:53:32,342 - Big deal. - He'll be back Sunday night. 550 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:34,011 Hey, Jo! 551 00:53:41,727 --> 00:53:44,104 Whaddaya think? 552 00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:47,649 That isn't funny! Whose side are you guys on? 553 00:53:48,901 --> 00:53:52,362 You know something, Bill? You are a real asshole! 554 00:53:52,446 --> 00:53:55,908 - What? - Thank God I didn't marry him. 555 00:53:55,991 --> 00:53:59,912 What, you think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you? 556 00:53:59,995 --> 00:54:03,624 Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's the '80s. 557 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:07,211 - Why would I marry an asshole? - Jo, come on. 558 00:54:07,294 --> 00:54:10,589 You can't force me to do something I'm not ready to do, Bill. 559 00:54:11,256 --> 00:54:15,302 - Come on! I was joking. - And until I am, if I ever am, 560 00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:17,805 the answer is no. 561 00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:20,849 - But it's just a joke. - No! 562 00:54:26,271 --> 00:54:28,357 Man! 563 00:54:28,941 --> 00:54:31,276 Asshole. 564 00:54:37,491 --> 00:54:42,955 There is no way in the world... He's sayin' he brings in more than we do. No way. 565 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:50,045 Jojo, would you hurry up? He's gonna see us. 566 00:54:50,129 --> 00:54:54,967 - Hey, Bill! Get your dumb butt out here. - Shut up. We shouldn't be doing this. 567 00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:58,303 What has he got back here? I mean, God, what a stink. 568 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:03,308 I told you he had a spare key. 569 00:55:03,392 --> 00:55:07,396 Come on, let's go. Wait, Kat. I can't drive. I'm too plastered. 570 00:55:07,479 --> 00:55:11,567 There you go. This is so great. This is just too great. 571 00:55:11,650 --> 00:55:13,735 "Nympho", my ass. 572 00:55:14,903 --> 00:55:16,989 Get a horse, you asshole. 573 00:55:24,872 --> 00:55:28,584 Ooh your kisses sweeter than honey 574 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,963 But guess what? So is my money 575 00:55:34,006 --> 00:55:36,258 All I want you to do for me 576 00:55:36,341 --> 00:55:38,927 Is give it to me 577 00:55:41,096 --> 00:55:43,307 Respect, just a little bit 578 00:55:43,390 --> 00:55:45,017 Just a little bit 579 00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:49,062 R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me 580 00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:52,900 R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB 581 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:57,029 Sock it to me sock it to me 582 00:56:02,743 --> 00:56:04,828 Hey, you guys. Where are we going? 583 00:56:07,956 --> 00:56:10,209 - The country club. - Yes! 584 00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:14,338 - Come on. It's gonna be great. - No, you guys. No. 585 00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:18,092 - Why? - Come on, live a little. 586 00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:20,886 Kitty-cat Kat? 587 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:47,287 Shit. 588 00:57:08,767 --> 00:57:10,853 We made it. 589 00:57:13,605 --> 00:57:15,858 - Oh, boy. - Can I have a smoke? 590 00:57:15,941 --> 00:57:18,026 Yes. 591 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,154 Thanks. 592 00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:23,157 - This is really the life, huh? - Absolutely. 593 00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:26,368 Hey, Dais? You wanna do the jitterbug? 594 00:57:27,411 --> 00:57:30,664 Do I wanna do the jitterbug?! I lead. 595 00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,167 Hold this for me, Kat. 596 00:58:21,423 --> 00:58:23,884 Come on, you guys. Let's get goin'. 597 00:58:24,843 --> 00:58:27,304 - Why? - Cos it's boring. 598 00:58:27,387 --> 00:58:30,015 It isn't boring, this is fun. 599 00:58:30,099 --> 00:58:32,434 You gotta relax and enjoy yourself. 600 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:58,669 "Outta town". 601 00:59:01,672 --> 00:59:03,674 Son of a bitch! 602 00:59:09,304 --> 00:59:12,683 I'm gonna kill him! I'm so stupid! 603 00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:17,229 It's OK, Dais. Please? 604 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:24,027 - Gimme the keys. - No, Dais, I'll drive. 605 00:59:24,111 --> 00:59:27,448 Gimme the keys, Kat. Gimme the goddamn key! 606 00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:31,160 Kat... Daisy, you don't need the key. 607 00:59:31,243 --> 00:59:34,246 What are you going to do with the car? 608 00:59:42,129 --> 00:59:44,214 Jo, we gotta stop her. 609 00:59:44,298 --> 00:59:46,884 - Daisy, no! - Daisy, what are you doing? 610 01:00:05,527 --> 01:00:09,406 - My car! - It's beautiful. 611 01:00:10,449 --> 01:00:13,619 - What are you doing? - Greenwich, my ass! 612 01:00:13,702 --> 01:00:18,290 Daisy, look. Daisy, this is Serena Windsor, my sister. 613 01:00:18,957 --> 01:00:21,043 Serena, this is Daisy Arujo. 614 01:00:22,127 --> 01:00:24,213 Daisy. 615 01:00:24,797 --> 01:00:26,882 Hi. 616 01:00:31,678 --> 01:00:33,347 Hi. 617 01:00:36,141 --> 01:00:39,228 How was I to know? You said you were at your grandmother's. 618 01:00:39,311 --> 01:00:44,066 My grandmother had a migraine. I called you when I came back. You were out. 619 01:00:55,369 --> 01:00:59,331 - I fucked up. - Yeah, but you gave it 100% effort. 620 01:01:05,671 --> 01:01:08,173 - You're weird. - I'm weird? 621 01:01:17,015 --> 01:01:19,977 Think you can give us a lift? 622 01:01:58,140 --> 01:02:00,225 - Bill. - Hey. 623 01:02:01,727 --> 01:02:04,688 I'm sorry for taking the truck. 624 01:02:04,772 --> 01:02:08,400 That's OK. I'm sorry, too. 625 01:02:08,484 --> 01:02:11,236 I took it off. 626 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:16,825 Guess what. My sister and her husband are going to Marblehead for three days. 627 01:02:16,909 --> 01:02:20,913 - Yeah? - What do you mean, "yeah"? 628 01:02:20,996 --> 01:02:24,291 Bill, we have the apartment for three days and three nights. 629 01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:28,003 - Yeah, well, I don't think so, Jo. - What, are you crazy, Bill? 630 01:02:28,087 --> 01:02:30,631 - Three whole nights. - Yeah, I heard ya. 631 01:02:31,799 --> 01:02:33,884 I don't want to. 632 01:02:35,469 --> 01:02:38,222 Bill, I said I was sorry. 633 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,938 Your parents' place, my parents' place, 634 01:02:46,021 --> 01:02:50,150 your sister's apartment, the damn john at the pizza parlour. 635 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:53,487 What, Jake? 636 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:02,246 I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you? 637 01:03:02,329 --> 01:03:05,749 When people love each other, they should make a commitment. 638 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,419 They should have a wedding, in a church, 639 01:03:08,502 --> 01:03:11,964 with the blessings of God, for chrissakes! 640 01:03:12,047 --> 01:03:16,844 Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you that I love you. 641 01:03:18,804 --> 01:03:21,306 And all you love is my dick. 642 01:03:21,390 --> 01:03:24,268 Do you know how that makes me feel? 643 01:03:24,351 --> 01:03:26,687 I... 644 01:03:28,355 --> 01:03:30,607 I'm sorry. 645 01:03:30,691 --> 01:03:32,317 Come on, let's go. 646 01:03:32,401 --> 01:03:36,071 I'm finished, Jo. I can't do this any more. 647 01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:38,782 Let's go! 648 01:04:16,361 --> 01:04:18,447 Hi, Manny. 649 01:04:19,364 --> 01:04:21,450 Hi, how's it goin'? 650 01:04:30,918 --> 01:04:33,253 What? What are you guys looking at? 651 01:04:33,337 --> 01:04:35,798 You're three hours early. 652 01:04:35,881 --> 01:04:39,259 - Yeah. So? - Yeah, so you look kinda weird. 653 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:42,554 - What's up? - Nothing. Nothing much. 654 01:04:43,806 --> 01:04:46,642 You pregnant, Jojo? 655 01:04:46,725 --> 01:04:48,811 Bite your tongue, Leona. 656 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,772 Somethin's goin' on. 657 01:04:52,606 --> 01:04:56,652 It's just... It's just that I broke up with Bill this morning. 658 01:04:57,402 --> 01:05:01,865 - Oh, shit! - No. It's no big deal. Really. 659 01:05:01,949 --> 01:05:06,161 I mean, Bill and I haven't been getting along at all, and... 660 01:05:06,245 --> 01:05:09,540 I just couldn't do it any more, so I told him, and... 661 01:05:09,623 --> 01:05:13,085 You know, he got real upset and started to cry. 662 01:05:13,168 --> 01:05:15,254 But I had to do it, you know? 663 01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:19,842 Hey, it's OK. I mean, it had to happen. 664 01:05:19,925 --> 01:05:23,887 I'm fine. In fact, I don't know, I feel kinda good. 665 01:05:24,972 --> 01:05:28,016 I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different. 666 01:05:28,350 --> 01:05:32,688 Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all that stuff. 667 01:05:32,771 --> 01:05:37,401 I mean, I really want that stuff. Real bad. I just don't want it now. 668 01:05:38,944 --> 01:05:43,657 He doesn't understand. If he really loved me, he'd wait. 669 01:05:45,617 --> 01:05:49,580 But I guess if I really loved him, I'd marry him. 670 01:05:49,663 --> 01:05:51,749 Maybe I don't love Bill. 671 01:05:53,834 --> 01:05:58,881 But I really do love Bill, though. He really... He understands me so well. 672 01:06:01,717 --> 01:06:04,261 No, no. You guys are right. 673 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,265 I don't need Bill. I've got a lot of things going. 674 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,351 - Leona? - What is it, honey? 675 01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:14,980 One of these days you're gonna tell me what you put in that pizza. 676 01:06:15,063 --> 01:06:17,149 When you retire, right? 677 01:06:17,232 --> 01:06:19,818 Absolutely. When I retire. 678 01:06:21,195 --> 01:06:27,284 OK. So I could run this place, and... I don't need Bill to do that. 679 01:06:27,367 --> 01:06:30,913 And, Kat, you're not the only one with brains. I could go to college. 680 01:06:30,996 --> 01:06:34,416 I could take that course. What is it? Economics. 681 01:06:34,625 --> 01:06:39,421 OK. Thanks, you guys. You guys are great. 682 01:06:39,505 --> 01:06:44,635 You know, helping me out, supporting me, telling me I made the right decision. 683 01:06:47,638 --> 01:06:50,516 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 684 01:06:55,646 --> 01:06:57,731 Men! 685 01:07:14,456 --> 01:07:18,293 - Hi. I'm home. - Hi. How's Mrs Farley today? 686 01:07:18,377 --> 01:07:22,631 Oh, fine. She only called four times, but it looks like we'll wrap it up on time. 687 01:07:22,714 --> 01:07:24,675 - Hey, Phoebe. - Hi. 688 01:07:25,717 --> 01:07:27,970 Did you catch anything? 689 01:07:30,764 --> 01:07:34,643 - She sure is in a good mood. - She's excited about Mom coming home. 690 01:07:34,726 --> 01:07:37,062 Yeah. Just a little while longer. 691 01:07:45,070 --> 01:07:47,573 - What's she like? - Who? 692 01:07:47,656 --> 01:07:49,742 - Mrs Travers. - Nikki? 693 01:07:50,909 --> 01:07:54,913 - What do you wanna know? - Where'd you meet her? 694 01:07:54,997 --> 01:07:57,082 - At school. - Yale? 695 01:07:57,166 --> 01:08:01,920 Freshman year. It's funny to think you have all that in front of you. 696 01:08:02,004 --> 01:08:04,381 I look at the way you examine everything, 697 01:08:04,465 --> 01:08:07,634 and I remember exactly how I felt when I started Yale. 698 01:08:07,718 --> 01:08:10,137 - How did you feel? - Scared shitless. 699 01:08:11,096 --> 01:08:13,223 But great. I mean, it was so exciting. 700 01:08:13,307 --> 01:08:17,060 I felt like I was really gonna... Iive. 701 01:08:18,145 --> 01:08:20,647 And you did, didn't you? 702 01:08:20,731 --> 01:08:22,816 Yeah, sure. Here I am. 703 01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:29,073 Aw, Kat. Stuff happens. 704 01:08:29,656 --> 01:08:31,700 What can I say? 705 01:08:34,203 --> 01:08:37,414 Hey, aren't they gonna kill you at that pizza place? 706 01:08:37,498 --> 01:08:39,833 No, they'll cover for me. 707 01:08:45,130 --> 01:08:47,674 Hey, rascal. Come here. 708 01:08:49,343 --> 01:08:52,721 Gotcha! And I'm gonna squeeze you like a ball. 709 01:08:52,805 --> 01:08:55,099 - Fly me. - You wanna fly? OK. 710 01:09:01,230 --> 01:09:06,652 Shit! Where the hell is Kat? She was supposed to be here half an hour ago. 711 01:09:06,735 --> 01:09:09,947 - Easy! - Oh, yeah. She called. 712 01:09:10,030 --> 01:09:13,367 They needed her baby-sitting. She said you'd cover for her. 713 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:17,538 I'm supposed to have dinner with Charlie's parents tonight. She knows that. 714 01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:19,540 Shit! 715 01:09:52,823 --> 01:09:56,118 - I'm gonna kill her. - Take it easy. You're not missin' much. 716 01:09:56,201 --> 01:09:58,662 My dad is not exactly a load of laughs. 717 01:09:58,746 --> 01:10:03,083 - Your mom's gonna think I blew her off. - My mother doesn't think. Don't worry. 718 01:10:05,878 --> 01:10:08,547 - We'll do it another time. - All right. 719 01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:10,758 - I'll call ya. - OK. 720 01:10:12,968 --> 01:10:15,763 That's what you're drivin' these days? 721 01:10:15,846 --> 01:10:19,558 Well, it smells a hell of a lot better than the Porsche. 722 01:10:20,559 --> 01:10:22,644 Right. 723 01:10:53,175 --> 01:10:55,260 Hi, Dais. 724 01:11:06,438 --> 01:11:08,524 Hey, I'm sorry I didn't show up. 725 01:11:17,866 --> 01:11:22,037 I said I'm sorry. Why are you being such a bitch about it? 726 01:11:22,121 --> 01:11:25,124 Right. I'm a bitch and you're an angel, no matter what. 727 01:11:25,207 --> 01:11:28,210 Should have been stamped on our birth certificates. 728 01:11:28,293 --> 01:11:31,630 What the hell's the big deal? You unload shifts on me. 729 01:11:31,713 --> 01:11:35,926 Well, you knew I was supposed to meet Charlie's parents tonight. 730 01:11:38,929 --> 01:11:42,641 - Dais, I'm sorry. I forgot. - Tim needed you, right? 731 01:11:42,724 --> 01:11:46,520 Just what the hell do you two do together? That's what I'd like to know. 732 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:49,606 - To you, it would sound stupid. - It would sound pathetic. 733 01:11:49,690 --> 01:11:54,653 Daddy boffing the baby-sitter is a really old story. It happens all the time. 734 01:11:56,321 --> 01:11:59,575 We talk, we read, we listen to Mozart sometimes... 735 01:11:59,658 --> 01:12:04,955 You really believe this 30-year-old guy is gonna leave his wife for you? 736 01:12:05,038 --> 01:12:07,833 You're livin' in a fuckin' romance novel, Kat. 737 01:12:07,916 --> 01:12:11,378 Oh, yeah. Boffing, fucking, screwing. 738 01:12:11,670 --> 01:12:14,089 The great Daisy. Nobody's fool. 739 01:12:14,339 --> 01:12:19,178 Why don't you start taking cash for your services? It would be more honest. 740 01:12:23,265 --> 01:12:25,350 Wipe your conscience. 741 01:12:39,490 --> 01:12:41,575 Shit! 742 01:12:43,911 --> 01:12:46,371 - Jojo. Pick up. - OK, I'm coming. 743 01:12:46,455 --> 01:12:48,540 OK, two lite beers. 744 01:12:51,794 --> 01:12:53,879 This is my table. 745 01:12:59,927 --> 01:13:03,180 Can we change that sausage to pepperoni? 746 01:13:03,263 --> 01:13:05,349 Sure. Why not? 747 01:13:07,434 --> 01:13:10,020 Hey, Jo. Do me a favour. Sit for Phoebe tomorrow? 748 01:13:10,104 --> 01:13:13,565 Yeah, right. Baby-sittin' for the baby-sitter? 749 01:13:14,358 --> 01:13:20,781 I think I'm gonna puke. Yeah, I'll do it, Kit-Kat. 750 01:14:07,286 --> 01:14:10,956 - You know, I feel a little ridiculous. - You're not scared, are you? 751 01:14:11,039 --> 01:14:14,084 - Stormy nights? - Kat, it's just a story. 752 01:14:14,877 --> 01:14:17,129 We'll see. 753 01:14:17,212 --> 01:14:19,757 Hope old Elias like pizza. 754 01:14:20,799 --> 01:14:22,885 Come on, let's eat. 755 01:14:32,561 --> 01:14:35,439 It'll be a shame when they finish this place. 756 01:14:36,607 --> 01:14:39,568 Yeah. We all wish we could stop time, don't we? 757 01:14:41,445 --> 01:14:46,241 Well, I'm afraid it won't work. Soon you'll be at school. 758 01:14:49,495 --> 01:14:51,830 Contractor'll take over from here. 759 01:14:53,832 --> 01:14:55,918 Nikki comes home. 760 01:15:06,303 --> 01:15:08,514 What was that? 761 01:15:09,098 --> 01:15:12,559 - Elias Montrose! - I told you so. 762 01:16:45,694 --> 01:16:48,072 Wait here. 763 01:16:55,579 --> 01:16:57,706 Run, run, run. 764 01:17:05,756 --> 01:17:08,092 Oh, there they are. 765 01:17:08,175 --> 01:17:12,054 How's your mother, Kat? Did you get her the medicine in time? 766 01:17:16,975 --> 01:17:18,852 Nikki. 767 01:17:19,311 --> 01:17:21,105 - Welcome home. - Thanks. 768 01:17:21,188 --> 01:17:23,440 I was lucky. I caught that morning plane. 769 01:17:23,524 --> 01:17:26,485 - Well, you look great. - Yeah, so do you. 770 01:17:30,656 --> 01:17:34,159 Hi. I'm Nikki Travers. You must be Kat. 771 01:17:35,411 --> 01:17:38,122 Oh, I hope your mother's feeling better. 772 01:17:39,164 --> 01:17:42,668 Well, thank you for everything that you've done for Phoebe. 773 01:17:42,751 --> 01:17:45,546 You're all she talks about on the phone. 774 01:17:45,629 --> 01:17:47,923 She's a wonderful little girl. 775 01:17:51,427 --> 01:17:55,472 Kat, we should really get goin'. Cos your mom must want us back. 776 01:17:55,556 --> 01:17:59,810 Nice meeting you, Mr Travers. Nice meeting you, Mrs Travers. 777 01:17:59,893 --> 01:18:02,729 Tim, aren't you forgetting something? 778 01:18:04,356 --> 01:18:07,276 - Jojo, how much do we owe you? - Oh, no. That's OK. 779 01:18:07,359 --> 01:18:09,445 I don't need any money. 780 01:18:12,698 --> 01:18:15,451 Thanks. Come on, Kat. 781 01:18:25,627 --> 01:18:29,840 Kat, I didn't know what to say. The doorbell rang, I thought it was you, 782 01:18:29,923 --> 01:18:33,427 and there was this person just standing there. I almost... 783 01:18:33,510 --> 01:18:35,596 I almost peed in my pants. 784 01:18:46,648 --> 01:18:48,734 I don't think she knows. 785 01:18:50,235 --> 01:18:54,531 OK, all right, so he had his arm around you. So what, right? 786 01:18:55,657 --> 01:18:57,951 I mean, what if your mother had died? 787 01:18:58,035 --> 01:19:01,163 He was just being nice. People do that, you know. 788 01:19:02,873 --> 01:19:07,002 She might know, though. She looks really smart. 789 01:19:08,962 --> 01:19:14,051 Holy shit, Kat. You don't think she'd come after you or anything, do you? 790 01:19:14,134 --> 01:19:18,263 No, she wouldn't do that. I don't think she would do that. 791 01:19:18,347 --> 01:19:23,393 Oh, God, Kat. Well, at least it isn't your fault, you know. It's not your fault. 792 01:19:24,603 --> 01:19:28,732 Oh, God. Kat, this is really heavy-duty stuff here. 793 01:19:29,525 --> 01:19:32,611 God, I thought I had problems, but I mean, I do... 794 01:19:32,694 --> 01:19:35,072 At least with Bill, what you see is what you get. 795 01:19:35,155 --> 01:19:38,033 But that gutless wonder back there - 796 01:19:38,117 --> 01:19:41,161 he makes Bill look like the catch of all time. 797 01:19:53,715 --> 01:19:55,801 Don't wear my boots again, OK? 798 01:20:02,975 --> 01:20:06,395 They're nice boots, Kat. I'd like to keep it that way. 799 01:20:07,563 --> 01:20:12,317 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use my comb, either. It's full of scuzz. 800 01:20:16,613 --> 01:20:19,074 Kat, are you alive? 801 01:20:28,751 --> 01:20:31,336 What's the matter? 802 01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:33,797 What happened? 803 01:20:33,881 --> 01:20:36,842 - She came back tonight. - Shit. 804 01:20:40,846 --> 01:20:44,099 He just stood there. He didn't even say a word to me. 805 01:20:46,518 --> 01:20:48,604 It's all right. 806 01:20:49,772 --> 01:20:53,025 It's gonna be tough, but you're gonna be all right. 807 01:20:55,986 --> 01:20:58,072 I just feel so stupid. 808 01:21:07,998 --> 01:21:10,542 Why does it hurt so much? 809 01:21:15,923 --> 01:21:20,427 - Let me get you a cup of tea. - No, please. Please, just stay with me. 810 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,406 Kat! Order up. 811 01:21:57,172 --> 01:21:59,216 Oh, 'scuse me. Sorry. 812 01:22:06,473 --> 01:22:10,394 - Excuse me. This isn't cooked. - Sorry. 813 01:22:17,025 --> 01:22:21,155 - Hi. Ready to order? - Yes, I believe I am. 814 01:22:22,072 --> 01:22:27,494 The... Mystic Pizza. I assume that's the house special. 815 01:22:30,205 --> 01:22:33,417 Yes, sir. That's the special. There's nothing like it. 816 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:38,088 And bring me a fresh glass of water, please. 817 01:22:41,133 --> 01:22:44,052 - Sure. Do you want some ice in it? - No. No ice. 818 01:22:50,976 --> 01:22:53,771 Leona, I need the best Mystic Pizza you've ever made. 819 01:22:53,854 --> 01:22:56,857 - Why? - The Fireside Gourmet. He's here. 820 01:22:56,940 --> 01:22:58,776 Look. 821 01:22:59,610 --> 01:23:01,612 - So what? - Leona! 822 01:23:03,530 --> 01:23:06,241 - Take your pick. - This. 823 01:23:09,495 --> 01:23:11,789 Holy Mary, Mother of God. 824 01:24:04,216 --> 01:24:08,262 Anything else, sir? A side of clams? We have a wonderful small house salad. 825 01:24:08,345 --> 01:24:11,223 No, thank you. Just the check, please. 826 01:24:11,306 --> 01:24:14,017 The check? You're through? 827 01:24:14,101 --> 01:24:16,186 Yes. 828 01:24:20,899 --> 01:24:23,819 Here you go. I'll get a box so you can take the rest home. 829 01:24:23,902 --> 01:24:26,530 No, thank you. 830 01:24:26,613 --> 01:24:28,699 Excuse me. 831 01:24:37,124 --> 01:24:40,794 Somebody ought to ram fried goat cheese up his ass. 832 01:24:43,756 --> 01:24:47,092 Lobster for breakfast, lobster for lunch... 833 01:24:48,802 --> 01:24:50,888 Fuckin' lotta lobsters here. 834 01:25:00,355 --> 01:25:04,902 Ma? I'm not gonna be able to take you to the potluck tomorrow. 835 01:25:04,985 --> 01:25:08,614 Charlie invited me to dinner to meet his family. 836 01:25:08,697 --> 01:25:12,826 - What do you think about that? - Guess I could get a ride with Louisa. 837 01:25:12,910 --> 01:25:16,872 - I mean about Charlie. - He's not a Catholic. 838 01:25:16,955 --> 01:25:19,500 Or a Portuguese, or poor. He's not a lot of things. 839 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:23,087 - He's not gonna marry you, either. - Are you kidding? 840 01:25:23,170 --> 01:25:26,381 Marriage? I'm talking about dinner with his parents. 841 01:25:26,465 --> 01:25:29,718 Sure. What do I know, anyway? 842 01:25:29,802 --> 01:25:32,137 You think I always looked like this? 843 01:25:32,221 --> 01:25:36,350 When I was your age, you think they weren't sniffin' around after me? 844 01:25:36,433 --> 01:25:38,977 Different clothes, same line. 845 01:25:39,061 --> 01:25:41,730 - Only I had sense. - Thank you very much. 846 01:25:41,814 --> 01:25:46,527 Well, I didn't go jump in the back seat of every sports car that came along. 847 01:25:46,610 --> 01:25:48,946 - You're really good at this, Ma. - At what? 848 01:25:49,029 --> 01:25:52,241 Making me feel like shit. 849 01:25:52,324 --> 01:25:54,701 I cursed. Another mark against Daisy, right? 850 01:25:54,785 --> 01:25:57,121 I curse, I'm stupid, I'm a slut. 851 01:25:57,204 --> 01:26:00,457 All I want is for you to make something of yourself! 852 01:26:00,707 --> 01:26:05,712 Yeah? Well, I'm not gonna go to Yale. You're just gonna have to deal with that. 853 01:26:07,589 --> 01:26:10,092 I don't expect you to go to Yale. 854 01:26:12,302 --> 01:26:14,930 I'm just so worried about you. 855 01:26:17,433 --> 01:26:19,601 Yeah. 856 01:26:19,685 --> 01:26:22,187 Me too. 857 01:26:40,664 --> 01:26:42,750 Thank you. 858 01:26:50,382 --> 01:26:55,012 Oh, it looks marvellous, Elaine. Thank you very much. Thank you, Teresa. 859 01:26:55,095 --> 01:26:57,222 Dig in, everybody. 860 01:26:57,931 --> 01:27:00,434 Out of this world, Polly. It's so tender. 861 01:27:01,185 --> 01:27:03,854 Mom, do you want my green stuff? 862 01:27:04,062 --> 01:27:07,191 That's called the tomalley, Steamer. It's the best part. 863 01:27:07,441 --> 01:27:10,360 It's the shit, Steam. Don't eat it. 864 01:27:12,821 --> 01:27:15,449 - Do you want a beer? - No, thanks. 865 01:27:15,532 --> 01:27:18,368 Anybody else? 866 01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:26,293 - Daisy. - Teresa. You work here? 867 01:27:26,835 --> 01:27:30,214 I help out Mrs Windsor once in a while. 868 01:27:30,714 --> 01:27:33,842 - You still waitressin' at the Pizza? - Teresa? 869 01:27:33,926 --> 01:27:36,470 - Yes, sir? - How's your lobster? 870 01:27:36,553 --> 01:27:39,139 It's really delicious. 871 01:27:40,265 --> 01:27:44,311 Charlie didn't tell us that you were in the pizza business, Daisy. 872 01:27:44,394 --> 01:27:47,981 Mrs Windsor and I consider ourselves pizza connoisseurs. 873 01:27:50,442 --> 01:27:53,821 - Really? - I worked in a pizza place one summer. 874 01:27:53,904 --> 01:27:55,989 Up at the Cape. Remember, Mom? 875 01:27:56,073 --> 01:27:58,659 There's nothing wrong with being a waitress. 876 01:27:58,909 --> 01:28:01,829 A noble profession, right? 877 01:28:02,371 --> 01:28:04,540 Certainly a profession, at any rate. 878 01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:10,462 - As opposed to what I do. - Just what is it you do? 879 01:28:10,546 --> 01:28:12,798 - Chuck... - It's all right, Polly. 880 01:28:13,173 --> 01:28:15,717 I so rarely get to meet a man of leisure. 881 01:28:16,844 --> 01:28:19,054 Much less a close relative. 882 01:28:19,138 --> 01:28:21,223 Well, I owe it all to you, Dad. 883 01:28:21,306 --> 01:28:25,310 You gave me all the advantages that you never had. 884 01:28:26,478 --> 01:28:29,940 When Dad was my age, he was a steampipe fitter. 885 01:28:32,192 --> 01:28:35,112 - Show her the calluses. - Cut it out, Charlie. 886 01:28:36,739 --> 01:28:39,450 Who would like more sour cream on their potato? 887 01:28:39,533 --> 01:28:41,577 Oh, I do, please. 888 01:28:45,581 --> 01:28:49,001 - I'm so sorry. - It's all right, Teresa. 889 01:28:49,084 --> 01:28:52,337 These Portuguese girls are very hard to train. 890 01:28:52,421 --> 01:28:55,507 I had one once who barely spoke... 891 01:28:56,091 --> 01:29:00,179 - English? - I didn't mean your friend. 892 01:29:00,262 --> 01:29:02,598 - So what did you mean? - Charles. 893 01:29:02,681 --> 01:29:04,850 I'm just clearin' the air, Dad. 894 01:29:04,933 --> 01:29:06,643 Aunt Tweedy... 895 01:29:06,727 --> 01:29:10,230 You can't even train your own husband to sleep at home. 896 01:29:12,316 --> 01:29:15,819 And Dad's big frustration in life is that he can't train me. 897 01:29:15,903 --> 01:29:17,988 - lsn't that right, Dad? - Charlie! 898 01:29:18,072 --> 01:29:21,784 - Everyone knows I can't cut the mustard. - You listen to me... 899 01:29:21,867 --> 01:29:24,161 If you can't train a golden boy like me, 900 01:29:24,244 --> 01:29:27,414 there's no way you're gonna train a dumb Portuguese. 901 01:29:27,498 --> 01:29:31,043 - I said that's enough! - OK. So I guess dinner is over. 902 01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:37,508 - Dammit, Charlie. - Daisy? 903 01:29:37,716 --> 01:29:40,886 Charles? Charles, you come back here! 904 01:29:44,181 --> 01:29:47,851 Dais? Look, I'm sorry, all right? But they deserved it. 905 01:29:47,935 --> 01:29:52,231 - I couldn't let 'em do that to you. - Me? You did that for yourself. 906 01:29:52,314 --> 01:29:55,025 They were bein' real jerks! 907 01:29:55,109 --> 01:29:59,905 The only jerk at that table was you. They were just being themselves. 908 01:29:59,988 --> 01:30:04,993 Bring home your poor Portuguese girlfriend for dinner, shake up the family a little. 909 01:30:05,077 --> 01:30:08,872 - That's not true. - I'm poor, and I hate it. I admit it. 910 01:30:10,457 --> 01:30:15,212 I even thought I was desperate, but I'm not half as desperate as you are. 911 01:30:15,295 --> 01:30:18,424 I would never use you to get at somebody. 912 01:30:19,550 --> 01:30:24,972 Your father didn't cheat his way out of law school. You did that all on your own. 913 01:30:25,055 --> 01:30:27,141 Deal with it, Junior. 914 01:30:28,308 --> 01:30:30,853 You're not even good enough for me. 915 01:30:31,437 --> 01:30:34,189 Teresa? Can you give me a ride? 916 01:30:36,316 --> 01:30:38,861 I wanna go home. 917 01:30:47,870 --> 01:30:49,955 Kat... 918 01:30:57,796 --> 01:30:59,882 Oh, my God. 919 01:31:08,432 --> 01:31:09,516 Hi. 920 01:31:12,811 --> 01:31:14,772 Hi, Phoebe. 921 01:31:15,064 --> 01:31:17,691 Phoebe wanted to say goodbye. 922 01:31:23,781 --> 01:31:27,201 - Goodbye, Phoebe. - Bye. 923 01:31:27,284 --> 01:31:29,620 - Keep going to the library, OK? - OK. 924 01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:36,418 Take care. 925 01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:44,885 This is for you. 926 01:31:46,011 --> 01:31:48,097 It's for Yale. 927 01:31:49,681 --> 01:31:53,352 All those stars and comets don't come cheap. 928 01:31:55,521 --> 01:31:57,606 Thank you. 929 01:31:57,689 --> 01:32:00,192 Goodbye, Tim. 930 01:32:01,735 --> 01:32:06,073 Yeah. Well, I guess... we better go. 931 01:32:07,199 --> 01:32:09,618 Bye, Kat. 932 01:32:36,562 --> 01:32:38,647 Kat? 933 01:32:47,156 --> 01:32:49,533 Are you out of your mind? 934 01:32:49,616 --> 01:32:52,161 If you initial this, you can still cash it. 935 01:32:52,244 --> 01:32:54,246 She doesn't need the money that bad. 936 01:32:54,329 --> 01:32:57,124 Oh, yeah? How is she gonna pay for Yale? 937 01:32:57,833 --> 01:32:59,918 She'll find a way. 938 01:33:28,072 --> 01:33:29,573 What now? 939 01:33:29,656 --> 01:33:32,409 ..a hole in the wall called the Mystic Pizza. 940 01:33:32,493 --> 01:33:35,412 - Moron. - The atmosphere was rustic, 941 01:33:35,496 --> 01:33:37,873 the service was oversolicitous. 942 01:33:37,956 --> 01:33:42,294 - Is that good? - Now, I am not a pizza person. 943 01:33:42,377 --> 01:33:45,798 I am not particularly fond of cheesy cuisine, 944 01:33:45,881 --> 01:33:47,883 and this pizza is... 945 01:33:47,966 --> 01:33:50,928 How shall I say this? In a word... 946 01:33:51,095 --> 01:33:52,930 superb. 947 01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:58,477 I ordered the house speciality, the Mystic Pizza. Mystic indeed. 948 01:33:58,727 --> 01:34:03,023 Exactly the right blend of cheese and tomatoes and spices 949 01:34:03,107 --> 01:34:05,317 that I can't quite identify. 950 01:34:05,692 --> 01:34:08,654 You bet your ass you can't. 951 01:34:08,737 --> 01:34:12,366 That's the Mystic Pizza, in Mystic, Connecticut. 952 01:34:12,449 --> 01:34:15,119 I have to give them my highest rating. 953 01:34:15,202 --> 01:34:17,579 Four stars. 954 01:34:20,874 --> 01:34:23,127 And you thought the man was a moron. 955 01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:28,507 Hello, Mystic Pizza. 956 01:34:29,258 --> 01:34:31,343 I beg your pardon? 957 01:34:32,886 --> 01:34:35,722 No, no. No reservations are necessary. 958 01:34:36,181 --> 01:34:38,308 Reservations! 959 01:34:38,392 --> 01:34:40,477 Yes. Yes, Main Street. 960 01:34:40,561 --> 01:34:42,938 This is Hector Pleshette wishing you... 961 01:34:50,654 --> 01:34:53,157 Bill, this is important. 962 01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:58,537 I don't want you to get the wrong idea, but I gotta maintain my own identity. 963 01:34:58,620 --> 01:35:01,165 Maintain your own identity. 964 01:35:01,248 --> 01:35:04,251 Right. I mean, I understand about commitment, 965 01:35:04,334 --> 01:35:06,587 and I love you more than anything. 966 01:35:06,670 --> 01:35:09,339 But you gotta know exactly where I stand, 967 01:35:09,423 --> 01:35:12,301 because absolutely nothing has changed. 968 01:35:13,594 --> 01:35:15,679 Except your name. 969 01:35:20,684 --> 01:35:22,770 Except my name. 970 01:36:22,579 --> 01:36:24,998 Who you wanna dance with, me or Kat? 971 01:36:25,082 --> 01:36:27,167 Not you. 972 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,472 It's for Yale. 973 01:36:40,556 --> 01:36:42,641 You'll pay me back. 974 01:36:44,268 --> 01:36:47,229 - No, l... - No, Vic and I talked about this. 975 01:36:48,439 --> 01:36:50,649 We don't have any kids of our own. 976 01:36:51,150 --> 01:36:54,903 Daisy, Jojo... you. 977 01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:01,702 You're my kids. So... 978 01:37:02,953 --> 01:37:05,581 Thanks, Leona. 979 01:37:05,664 --> 01:37:07,750 Hey! You're messin' up my dress. 980 01:37:39,281 --> 01:37:42,076 Karen, you wanna take this out? 981 01:38:02,262 --> 01:38:04,348 It's a great party. 982 01:38:08,977 --> 01:38:11,063 What do you want, Charlie? 983 01:38:12,898 --> 01:38:14,983 Listen. 984 01:38:16,652 --> 01:38:19,780 What you said about me and my father... 985 01:38:20,322 --> 01:38:22,991 You were right. 986 01:38:23,075 --> 01:38:25,953 - So? - I owe you an apology. 987 01:38:27,454 --> 01:38:29,540 OK. 988 01:38:31,125 --> 01:38:33,210 So... 989 01:38:34,044 --> 01:38:36,505 So? 990 01:38:47,975 --> 01:38:50,894 So you like chocolate ice cream? 991 01:38:55,691 --> 01:38:58,527 It's my favourite. 992 01:38:58,610 --> 01:39:00,821 Well, this must be your lucky night. 993 01:39:16,462 --> 01:39:18,464 Keep it up. 994 01:39:31,810 --> 01:39:33,896 Thought I'd find you out here. 995 01:39:39,068 --> 01:39:41,320 I see you had some company in there. 996 01:39:45,949 --> 01:39:48,035 Who knows? 997 01:39:51,246 --> 01:39:53,665 God, next Thursday's Thanksgiving. 998 01:39:55,167 --> 01:39:57,252 Soon I'll be at college. 999 01:39:59,088 --> 01:40:02,132 - Do me a favour? - What's that? 1000 01:40:02,716 --> 01:40:06,136 Next time you take on a Yalie, pick one your own age? 1001 01:40:06,553 --> 01:40:09,181 - Who knows? - Hey, you guys. 1002 01:40:09,264 --> 01:40:13,685 You're not gonna believe what Bill's mom just said to me. You're gonna die. 1003 01:40:13,769 --> 01:40:18,941 She came up to me and she said "So, when am I gonna hear some good news?" 1004 01:40:19,024 --> 01:40:23,695 I mean, I've been married two hours and she wants me knocked up already! 1005 01:40:28,575 --> 01:40:30,452 I really love you guys. 1006 01:40:41,588 --> 01:40:44,508 - You know what I wonder? - What? 1007 01:40:45,426 --> 01:40:49,304 What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza? 1008 01:44:11,006 --> 01:44:13,258 Visiontext Subtitles: Paul Murray