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They said he was
out the door in two weeks.

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Then I hear the guy's re-upped
for five years.

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The label hated it.

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This castle belongs
to the Duke of Gloucester.

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So I realize that was the guy who kept
angrily staring at me the whole time.

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Hey, Kevin. Hey, Lorne.

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- You ready for this?
- Yeah, what's that?

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Oh, oh! We're gonna do the thing. Okay.

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All right, you want to start it off?

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- Talk to you, or talk to the lens?
- Either way.

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So, Sandy Wexler...

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Where do I begin?

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He may be the most unique guy I ever met.

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If you were working in Los Angeles
in the '90s, any time in there,

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you'd run into Sandy Wexler at some point.

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Sandy was one of those
fringe Hollywood managers

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that you always sort of saw around.

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You know, you'd see him at a wrap party,
and he'd be laughing, stuffing his face.

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You'd think,
"No one even invited this guy."

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Sandy said I could be
the next Patrick Swayze.

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Only thing he ever said to me
that made sense.

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Sandy was not a big shot.
He was a... He was a tiny shot.

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But anybody who met him,
you never forgot him.

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You know, you gotta remember
there was no YouTube, there was no Vines.

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And none of that...
None of the social media platforms.

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You really needed a guy like Sandy
to be seen.

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Not Sandy.
Not Sandy, but a guy like Sandy.

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Hey, Arsenio!
Nice to see you again, kiddo.

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Have I seen you before?

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Yeah, it's Sandy Wexler.

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I met you at Bernie's beach house,
with Doug and Danny.

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You guys were playing hangman.

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You were hysterical that night.
No one could figure out the word "canoe."

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I have no idea
what you're talking about, man.

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How you doing with your manager, kid?
Are you still fighting?

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I don't have a manager, man.

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Well, you do now. If you want one.

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No, I'm good. I... I have an agent.

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- Oh.
- As a matter of fact, I have six agents.

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Got plenty of white people in my life.

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- All right.
- I'm good, dawg.

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An agent is business. A manager is family.

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He guides you. He advises you.
He fights the good fights.

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Makes the tough phone calls.

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Truth is, I'm not happy unless...
unless you're happy.

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So what do you say, Arsenio?
You wanna get happy together?

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Continued success, Arsenio!

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Okay? Oh!

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I got a hit on the hip, and it's Sinbad.

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I don't think any of those people
were really beeping him.

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'Cause he would just go, like,
"Oh, jeez, Mackenzie Phillips."

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The one thing about Sandy is,

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- he just never stopped lying.
- Always.

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Managers get used to lying,
but Sandy took it to an art form.

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Where am I? I'm in Joel Silver's office
right now, talking about you.

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If you land on your feet...

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Hey, buddy, how long are you gonna be?

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Excuse me, I am talking
to Lew Wasserman's neighbor right now.

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That was Janet Maslin from the Times.

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Sandy's personal life?

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- I know nothing. I know nothing.
- Did he have a personal life?

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- He wasn't married.
- Didn't date.

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It was sad. Seemed like he
didn't have any friends, right?

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He had no friends.

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Any good?

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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That's great.

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But he was
the king of the fake laugh

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- and the applauding combo. Yeah.
- Combo. Yeah.

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Next time he'll get his own ketchup.

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You gotta go.

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Is Mary Jo Slater
the casting agent on this?

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- No. I don't know.
- Good job, guys.

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I was in Nam.
But, you know, I was there in 1984,

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so it was... It was a different vibe.

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And then all I hear in the back is...

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- He would fake laugh at funny comics.
- That melon.

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It was like, "Why are you fake laughing?"

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- "It's Eddie Murphy. He's funny."
- Right!

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When it came to eating
with Sandy, he, um...

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It was like a smorgasbord on his face.

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I mean, he was on the Atkins diet, right?
So he always had, like, chicken...

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- Kielbasa.
- T-bone steak.

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- Brisket.
- Beef jerky.

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I never actually ate with Sandy,
but I did hear it was kind of gross.

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Can you close your mouth
just a little bit?

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What did I do?

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He dressed like your grandfather,

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he had the table manners of a horse,
but he was a great manager.

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He really cared about his clients.

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He made them his family.
He was with them all the time.

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And, uh, I wasn't sure
what he was doing for them,

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but you could feel the love.

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I spoke to Chili's. I think I can
get us the corner table there

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and preorder the appetizers.

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I don't give a shit
about Chili's right now.

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I thought you wanted to go to Chili's.

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- No, I never said that.
- You said that.

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That's okay.

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You're nervous.
I can see that you're sweating.

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- I'm scared, Sandy.
- Yeah.

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I gotta jump over ten trailers
and land on a waterbed.

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Why are you laughing?

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Because you're funny.
You make me laugh.

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- Well, I'm not trying to be funny.
- No, it's the way you said it.

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The way I said...
What are you...

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Look at the size of this crowd.

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You said they'd come, and they came.

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Ladies and gentlemen
of El Segundo Motor Home Court,

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here to defy gravity,

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please let's welcome Wild Gary Roberts!

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- Rodgers!
- Rodgers!

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He said that. He said Rodgers.

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Yeah, 'cause I told him to!

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He said it the first time.

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I... I wish we could...
'Cause he did say it the first time.

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- Stop talking.
- All right. I will.

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You get up there
and you show these people who you are.

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Gary Rodgers.

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It's Gary Rodgers. You said that, right?

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The second time.

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Yeah, but you knew it.

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Okay, guys, let's do this.

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What are you saying?
I don't know what you're...

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What are you pointing to?
I can only go forward.

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Oh, my God.

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He's really gonna jump
over all those trailers?

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Sir, my client is the best daredevil
trapeze artist in the world.

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Thank you very much.

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Let's go.

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Yeah!

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What?

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Oh, shit!

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Jesus Christ!

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Sandy.

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- He had this one guy, Ted Rafferty...
- Oh, yeah.

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Who was a, you know, puppet act.
Not that good. Like, a middle act.

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He believed in him.
He thought he was the greatest.

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He's like, "I'm gonna make him
the next Mr. Buttons."

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So, uh, Charlie,
have you always been a puppet?

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Well, I don't know.
Have you always been a parade float?

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I'm just trying
to get to know you better, that's all.

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Know me better?
I'm sitting on your lap.

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No, but seriously,
what's it like being a puppet?

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Well, I come from a long line of puppets.

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My father was a puppet.
My father's father was a puppet.

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Really? Was your father's father's
father a puppet?

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Wait for the punch line, buddy.

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Somebody call JCPenney.
One of the mannequins is on the loose.

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Sir, have you ever had
a date in your life?

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Actually, I have.

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Your Anita Bryant poster doesn't count.

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But honestly, sir,
how long have you been dead for?

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Where do you come up with this stuff?
I wish you didn't.

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That was hysterical.

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So you caught the whole show, then?

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I saw every word of it.
It was sensational.

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I saw you come in late!

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Nah. Nah, I was there the whole time.

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Will you get a load of this bullcrap.

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I was. I was.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
now, guys, guys, please.

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All right. Sandy, I... I believe you.

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Thank you, Ted.

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And I was thinking, you'd do so well now
with the beach theater crowd.

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And you've got the once a month gig
opening for Fred Travalena at the Trop.

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I don't wanna lose that.

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It might be time
to move on to the next level.

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Kicking the piss out of you?

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No. Television.

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But...

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I don't know the first thing
about the TV business.

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That's why you got me.

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- I know my way around the networks.
- Liar!

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Hey, I've had a relationship
with CBS since 1965

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when I was a PA on Gilligan's Island.

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Now, look, kids love the puppets.
And I know there's an audience for that.

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Mmm, maybe.

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Well, what about this?

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I know it's out of left field,
but how about a show for kids?

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Yeah, I was just saying that.

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So we agree.

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My favorite thing about Sandy
is where he lived.

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The place was a palace.

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He lived
on the biggest property in Bel Air.

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Yeah.

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Gorgeous pool.

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One of the finest collections
of luxury cars I've ever seen.

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Make sure you hydrate, Yoshi!
It's a hot day!

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Of course,
none of it belonged to Sandy.

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It was owned by some Jewish Iranian...

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The guy never even set foot
in the United States.

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Who needed Sandy there
for legal reasons.

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And he was not allowed in the main house.

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He was in the cabana by the pool.

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No, no, no, no.

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Oh, no! Oh, no, no! No, no, no!

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Stay! Stay! Stay!

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I've lived here for four years already.
You should know me by now.

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Get to see the face.
The king of Hollywood.

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Do you understand me?

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- Sandy?
- Ahh!

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00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:33,913
Oh. Hi, uh, Amy.
Hi, Donna and Kendra.

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- Lola.
- Jesse.

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Yeah, that's right.
Wow, they're getting sharp.

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What brings you all the way out here
from Tarzana?

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Well, you said you'd watch the kids
while I go on the audition.

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Is that still okay?

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Oh, don't be silly. Of course.
We're gonna have a good time, guys.

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I have to get it, Sandy.

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I'm working two jobs
just to tread water out here.

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You're the quintessential American mother.
Oscar Mayer would be crazy to pass on you.

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Oscar Mayer? I thought I was auditioning
to play a hooker in a Wes Craven movie.

214
00:11:03,818 --> 00:11:07,197
You know what? My doctor put me
on a new thyroid medicine.

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00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,283
He said it might make me foggy,
and I guess he was right.

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- Okay, Sandy, I'm gonna go.
- Yeah.

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Girls, be nice to Mr. Wexler. Okay?

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Yes, Mommy.

219
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- Oh, we're gonna have fun, guys.
- Okay.

220
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- Go get 'em, kid. Go get 'em.
- Okay.

221
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,837
Oh, there's dogs out there. They...

222
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:27,342
Hey! Hi, guys. Hi, sweet girl. Hi.

223
00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:30,303
So what are you shmegegges up for?

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I have the original script
of On Golden Pond.

225
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:35,933
Do you wanna read that out loud?

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00:11:36,017 --> 00:11:37,059
No?

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What would you like to do?

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Go swimming?

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00:11:39,812 --> 00:11:42,440
No, no, no.
That could get me kicked out of here.

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I thought you were the king of Hollywood?

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00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,152
I never said that.

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- You said it to the dogs.
- Like a minute ago.

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No, I didn't.

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00:11:50,198 --> 00:11:52,617
You guys like roller coasters?

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Unbelievable.

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00:11:55,787 --> 00:12:00,458
Rifkin left Triad and he's joining forces
with Zifkin over at William Morris.

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After I was promoted out of the mailroom
at MCA, I was assigned to Frank Gorshin.

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And Frank Gorshin used to have me
hand-wash the Riddler costume,

239
00:12:12,429 --> 00:12:17,684
because he felt washing machines
might stretch out the material.

240
00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:22,522
Hey, guys, this way.
This way. Come with me.

241
00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:26,984
♪ All through the wintertime ♪

242
00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:30,197
♪ He hid himself away ♪

243
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,325
♪ Ashamed to show his face ♪

244
00:12:33,408 --> 00:12:36,077
♪ Afraid of what others might say ♪

245
00:12:36,869 --> 00:12:42,709
♪ All through the winter
In his lonely clump of leaves ♪

246
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,962
- Hey, dude, I can't see.
- What? Okay.

247
00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:50,967
♪ And very soon agreed Indeed ♪

248
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:54,221
Yes, a very fine swan indeed.

249
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:58,182
Take a look at yourself in the lake.
You'll see.

250
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,727
♪ I'm not such an ugly duckling ♪

251
00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,314
♪ No feathers all stubby and brown ♪

252
00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,107
Pitch perfect.

253
00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:11,446
♪ In so many words
Say the best in town ♪

254
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,072
♪ The best ♪

255
00:13:13,155 --> 00:13:14,824
♪ The best ♪

256
00:13:14,907 --> 00:13:16,243
♪ The best in town ♪

257
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,287
Very nice.

258
00:13:20,037 --> 00:13:22,415
Excuse me.
You were fantastic up there.

259
00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:24,501
- Oh, thanks. You're sweet.
- Yeah.

260
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:25,793
It's corny, but it's fun.

261
00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:28,630
Corny? That had an edge to it.
I'm Sandy Wexler.

262
00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:30,757
Courtney. Nice to meet you.

263
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,343
I just... I couldn't keep
my eyes off you up there.

264
00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,970
Please don't hit on me
in front of your kids. That's creepy.

265
00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:37,764
- He's not our dad.
- No, I'm not.

266
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:38,927
He's the king of Hollywood.

267
00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:41,476
She thinks I said that to the dogs,
but I didn't.

268
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,020
Listen, can we talk somewhere?
I'm a talent manager.

269
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:46,230
I kinda gotta go.
We have a show every 12 minutes.

270
00:13:46,314 --> 00:13:48,733
It'll take four minutes of your time.
It'll be worth it.

271
00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:56,115
Someone who advises you,
someone who guides you,

272
00:13:56,198 --> 00:14:00,412
who makes the tough phone calls,
fights the big fights.

273
00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:02,038
Atkins.

274
00:14:03,623 --> 00:14:05,207
I mean, your voice,

275
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:08,878
it sounds like a...
a bird and an angel had a baby.

276
00:14:10,046 --> 00:14:12,256
And you just so happen to be beautiful.

277
00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:14,426
You can't teach beautiful.

278
00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:17,804
If you could, I'd be in class right now,
believe me.

279
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,098
I'm telling you, you could be somebody.

280
00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:24,519
Come on. If I was gonna be anybody,
I'd be her by now.

281
00:14:25,186 --> 00:14:27,021
Everybody's gotta start somewhere.

282
00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:31,150
Buddy Hackett was a dishwasher
in the Catskills till he was 60.

283
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:35,071
Barbra Streisand started
as a backup singer in a petting zoo.

284
00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:38,283
Liza Minnelli used to sing in a coal mine.

285
00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,410
Wasn't her mother Judy Garland?

286
00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:42,078
No, that's made up.

287
00:14:43,079 --> 00:14:46,708
The mightiest tornado
starts with a small breeze.

288
00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,543
You sound like a fortune cookie.

289
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,962
I used to represent a guy
who wrote fortune cookies.

290
00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:52,630
Get out of here.

291
00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:55,174
Yeah, he wrote for Happy Days
and fortune cookies.

292
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,134
Let me ask you something.

293
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,597
Why do you do what you do?

294
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:03,308
I don't know.

295
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:06,311
The only time I really feel alive
is when I'm singing.

296
00:15:06,394 --> 00:15:10,732
Well, imagine if you were singing
on stage in front of 50,000 people.

297
00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,567
You think you'd feel alive then?

298
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:16,654
Up there singing like a bird
and an angel had a baby?

299
00:15:17,238 --> 00:15:19,198
You like the bird and angel thing,
don't you?

300
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:20,825
I said that already?

301
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:22,952
- Can I ask you something?
- Please do.

302
00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:24,912
Can you get any of that food
in your mouth?

303
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:32,462
So you're saying I should quit right now
and leave with you?

304
00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:35,590
You're too big for this duck pond.
It's time to fly.

305
00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:38,968
You like to make trouble,
don't you, Sandy?

306
00:15:40,219 --> 00:15:42,013
What do you say? Wanna team up?

307
00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:46,308
I'll tell you what I told Josh Gelfand
in the sixth grade

308
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:48,686
- when he asked me to the spring social.
- Uh-huh.

309
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:51,022
I'd love to,
but we gotta ask my dad first.

310
00:15:51,105 --> 00:15:53,315
Ooh!

311
00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:59,447
I guess I should have mentioned
my Dad's in Seward, Alaska.

312
00:15:59,531 --> 00:16:01,282
Oh, that's fine. I love it there.

313
00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:02,200
It's beautiful.

314
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:04,494
- Oh, you've been?
- No, I haven't been there.

315
00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:06,933
- But you just said...
- No, I didn't.

316
00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:10,417
I guess I should have also
mentioned the prison thing.

317
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,501
Are you kidding?

318
00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:14,879
I was in prison my entire childhood.

319
00:16:14,962 --> 00:16:19,175
An emotional prison.
That's a life sentence, I'm telling you.

320
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:24,180
- The Yugo, imported from France.
- Isn't it from Yugoslavia?

321
00:16:24,263 --> 00:16:30,520
No. "You go" to France.
"You go" and have a good time. Bonjour.

322
00:16:34,065 --> 00:16:35,650
Hey, Poppy.

323
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,109
How you doing?

324
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,487
Oh, it's always a great day
when I see my little girl.

325
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:44,116
Mr. Clarke, truly a pleasure.
Sandy Wexler of Wexler Artists.

326
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,952
Is this the fool that want to manage you?

327
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:49,872
Um, yes, I did come up here
to talk to you about that.

328
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:54,043
And if you're available
to speak, you know, and now's the time,

329
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:56,588
I would love to have
a conversation about this.

330
00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,590
If we could conversate, I'm here to...

331
00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:00,758
What about Six Flags Magic Mountain?

332
00:17:01,884 --> 00:17:04,637
I mean, she got benefits,
a paycheck every week.

333
00:17:04,721 --> 00:17:06,138
That mountain is truly magical.

334
00:17:06,222 --> 00:17:07,264
No, it is.

335
00:17:07,348 --> 00:17:11,268
I just, with all due respect,
I think your daughter has the magic.

336
00:17:11,352 --> 00:17:15,607
With her talent,
she could have a dream-come-true life.

337
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,108
You mean, better than all of this?

338
00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:19,818
What?

339
00:17:21,278 --> 00:17:22,614
Dad.

340
00:17:23,322 --> 00:17:24,491
Who else have you managed?

341
00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:27,118
You ever hear of Indiana Jones?

342
00:17:27,201 --> 00:17:28,703
You work with Harrison Ford?

343
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,122
No, but I do represent the guy

344
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:34,166
who got his heart pulled out of his chest
in Temple of Doom.

345
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,334
I love that guy.

346
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,919
Everybody does.

347
00:17:37,003 --> 00:17:39,672
I don't know anything
about show business, Sandy.

348
00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:41,066
How do I know if I can trust you?

349
00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:45,762
Because I can look you dead in the eye
and promise you this:

350
00:17:46,471 --> 00:17:50,432
I will always do what's best
for your daughter.

351
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:57,273
Well, okay. In that case...

352
00:17:57,356 --> 00:18:01,110
♪ You got a new manager ♪

353
00:18:01,193 --> 00:18:03,404
♪ Thank you, Daddy ♪

354
00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:05,615
♪ What a wonderful moment ♪

355
00:18:05,698 --> 00:18:07,534
The singing is just for us.

356
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:10,036
Okay. Good. Will do...
Will never do it again.

357
00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:12,329
You guys want to go out and celebrate?

358
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:13,706
I can't go nowhere.

359
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:17,001
Oh, that's right. I'm sorry.
Please don't shiv me.

360
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:21,338
Shiv you? Man, I ain't no inmate. I work
here. I've got... got the night shift.

361
00:18:21,422 --> 00:18:23,675
What the... What?

362
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,926
Got ya.

363
00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:27,053
Oh! Ha!

364
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:28,137
Very good.

365
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:32,391
Darling, you should take Sandy out
for a dinner and a show, Alaskan style.

366
00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:37,522
- That's amazing.
- Right?

367
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:38,815
So good.

368
00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:43,110
The northern lights
and my new friend Sandy.

369
00:18:43,194 --> 00:18:44,612
That's as good as it gets.

370
00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:47,489
Northern lights are something else.

371
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:49,384
I was actually talking
about the burger, though.

372
00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:51,786
Is this bison, or is it moose meat?

373
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,621
What's making it so good?

374
00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,790
It's a hamburger, crazy man.

375
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,018
- A hamburger?
- And you're missing out without the bun.

376
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,418
Now, the bun...

377
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,629
If I lose five more pounds,
it's back to the buns.

378
00:19:01,713 --> 00:19:02,714
Oh, my God.

379
00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:07,218
So you really think I could be somebody?

380
00:19:07,802 --> 00:19:10,471
- You are going straight to the top.
- Yeah?

381
00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:12,807
Up there
with all the other beautiful stars.

382
00:19:13,641 --> 00:19:14,892
Show me which star I am.

383
00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:17,186
- You wanna know which star you are?
- Yeah.

384
00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:18,354
Let's see.

385
00:19:18,437 --> 00:19:21,065
You are that one right there.

386
00:19:21,148 --> 00:19:22,900
Sandy, that's an airplane.

387
00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:26,362
I know. I told you, you were going places.

388
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:29,448
- That's real smooth, Sandy.
- Thank you.

389
00:19:29,531 --> 00:19:31,450
You must be a real lady-killer.

390
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,910
Listen,

391
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:36,247
if we're gonna do business together,
we gotta have boundaries.

392
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,708
I'm sorry,
but I learned that the hard way.

393
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,292
A bad breakup?

394
00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:42,920
His name was Alfred.

395
00:19:43,004 --> 00:19:44,964
Oh, you're gay!

396
00:19:46,173 --> 00:19:47,299
I can see that now.

397
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,594
No, I'm not gay as far as I know.

398
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:54,015
- Alfred was my first client.
- Mmm-hmm.

399
00:19:54,098 --> 00:19:56,601
More than that.
He was... He was my best friend.

400
00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:57,894
Did he die?

401
00:19:57,977 --> 00:19:59,186
No, no.

402
00:20:00,521 --> 00:20:04,400
He got famous, and he, uh...
and he dumped me.

403
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:06,235
That dick!

404
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:09,864
He wasn't a dick.
I was the dick. It was my fault.

405
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,117
I let the friendship
get in the way of the business.

406
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,121
Now understand it's show business,
not show friendship. Right?

407
00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:18,831
That is so sad.

408
00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:21,375
It's not sad. It's actually a good thing.

409
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,379
Because I got a stable of talent
in Hollywood

410
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:29,050
that I, quite frankly,
think is the best of the bunch.

411
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,428
And Eisner knows it, and Ovitch knows it.

412
00:20:33,429 --> 00:20:35,932
I'm sorry,
and I don't wanna toot my own horn

413
00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:38,893
'cause that's not what I like to do,
but toot-toot.

414
00:20:39,601 --> 00:20:40,728
Hmm.

415
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:43,522
Best thing to me is I found you.

416
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:46,442
I'm glad you found me.

417
00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:49,028
You're not as happy as I am.
Trust me.

418
00:20:49,611 --> 00:20:51,572
But we gotta get to work.

419
00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:53,449
Whenever Sandy signed a new client,

420
00:20:53,532 --> 00:20:57,662
he had a team of support people that
immediately began making over the client.

421
00:20:57,745 --> 00:21:01,165
He would just enroll everybody
in classes for the stuff they didn't do.

422
00:21:01,248 --> 00:21:03,167
Movement, martial arts...

423
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,962
A posture person, and then a hair person.

424
00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:08,339
- And no one was better off after that.
- No.

425
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:09,423
It was a train wreck.

426
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:10,675
I'm not a dancer, Sandy.

427
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,998
- It doesn't matter if you can't dance.
- It's all right.

428
00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:16,013
- Miss Gideon is gonna teach you to move.
- I got you, sweetheart.

429
00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:18,491
- It's about presence on stage.
- All right. That's enough, Sandy.

430
00:21:18,515 --> 00:21:20,327
- All right. Here we go.
- It's about being comfortable.

431
00:21:20,351 --> 00:21:23,062
- You know, Baryshnikov, I hear...
- Shut it, Sandy. I got her.

432
00:21:23,145 --> 00:21:26,565
Who me? Who me? Who me?

433
00:21:26,648 --> 00:21:28,609
I'm a rock star. I'm a rock star.

434
00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:32,822
And pass the mic. Pass the mic.
Down the mic. Down the mic.

435
00:21:32,905 --> 00:21:34,240
That's it. That's it.

436
00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:36,083
- That's it. Now you're in it.
- Bobby Brown.

437
00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:38,285
More madness! Stomp the ant.

438
00:21:38,369 --> 00:21:39,912
Seattle. Seattle.

439
00:21:40,913 --> 00:21:43,750
- She doesn't know how to dance?
- You're a diva!

440
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:46,878
- This girl can do it all.
- Feel it. And stop!

441
00:21:46,961 --> 00:21:48,129
Hammer time!

442
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,801
Wonderful.

443
00:21:53,885 --> 00:21:55,845
Okay. Let's see it.

444
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,680
Very good.

445
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,058
Very bad.

446
00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:03,519
Complete shit.

447
00:22:03,602 --> 00:22:07,857
You know what? I don't like the ice cream.
It's a bad idea. Looks terrible.

448
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:11,402
Now let's go sexy, huh?
Can you give me some sexy, Courtney?

449
00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:13,285
Come on.
Let's put on some sexy music, Willow.

450
00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:21,662
Okay. Yes. Let's shoop this shit.
Shoop it up, huh?

451
00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:24,832
Let's shoop the shoop.
Show me the sexy. Come on.

452
00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:26,375
Give me sexy.

453
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,585
Honey, think of something sexy, huh?

454
00:22:28,669 --> 00:22:30,963
- Like what?
- Like moose burgers.

455
00:22:31,047 --> 00:22:32,548
And there it is. Shoot that.

456
00:22:33,174 --> 00:22:36,760
Ah, Sandy likes it. No one knows why.

457
00:22:36,844 --> 00:22:38,429
Put your hand on your chin.

458
00:22:39,721 --> 00:22:41,348
Not like you're stroking a beard.

459
00:22:41,432 --> 00:22:44,143
Like you're thinking,
thinking filthy thoughts.

460
00:22:44,226 --> 00:22:45,895
Like wieners!

461
00:22:45,978 --> 00:22:49,565
Ah, that's good, Willow!
Wieners is good. You're brilliant today.

462
00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:51,818
Come on. Hand on chin,
thinking of wieners.

463
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:53,735
I suck at this.

464
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,255
- No, you don't. You're great.
- Oh, come on.

465
00:22:55,279 --> 00:22:57,281
It... You just... It's easy.

466
00:22:57,364 --> 00:22:58,490
Then you do it, Sandy.

467
00:22:58,574 --> 00:22:59,968
- Come on. Get over here.
- No, no, no, no.

468
00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:02,995
- You're a performer. I don't do that.
- Come on, Sandy.

469
00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:05,331
You said it's easy.
Dream of the wieners, huh?

470
00:23:05,414 --> 00:23:06,665
Come over here. Come on.

471
00:23:06,748 --> 00:23:08,750
Do I wear my glasses,
or do I take them off? Or...

472
00:23:08,835 --> 00:23:10,419
Nobody gives a shit. Come on.

473
00:23:11,378 --> 00:23:13,422
Eh...

474
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,300
- You put your hand on the chin.
- Uh-huh.

475
00:23:16,383 --> 00:23:18,052
You just... You think.

476
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:23,682
Huh? Just thinking.
Little more thinking over here.

477
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:26,310
Yes, that's brilliant.

478
00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:30,064
Beautiful. Thank you, Sandy.
Clear out of frame.

479
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:32,024
- Get out.
- No, I'm gonna miss him.

480
00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:35,111
No, you'll be fine.
Sexy will be right over here.

481
00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:36,403
- Don't worry.
- I'll be there.

482
00:23:36,487 --> 00:23:38,822
He's still got his hand on his chin.
He's so cute.

483
00:23:39,406 --> 00:23:41,200
Ah, that's much better.

484
00:23:41,283 --> 00:23:43,202
Yes, that's it.

485
00:23:43,285 --> 00:23:45,246
Yes, now I see sexy.

486
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,880
The definition of, like, a given

487
00:23:53,963 --> 00:23:56,382
is that kids wake up
and they think, "Me so horny."

488
00:23:56,465 --> 00:24:00,177
And then, you know, you don't need
a song that just reinforces,

489
00:24:00,261 --> 00:24:01,595
they know they're so horny.

490
00:24:01,678 --> 00:24:04,118
If it was, like, "Me So Introspective"
or something like that.

491
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,475
Or "Me So Ambivalent" or...

492
00:24:06,558 --> 00:24:07,894
Just so good.

493
00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:11,522
Talk about fearless. Best in town by far.

494
00:24:11,605 --> 00:24:13,274
Isn't she?

495
00:24:13,357 --> 00:24:14,483
She? Who's she?

496
00:24:15,276 --> 00:24:16,277
What?

497
00:24:16,903 --> 00:24:19,405
- Did you call him?
- Yeah, I called him.

498
00:24:19,488 --> 00:24:20,656
What'd he say?

499
00:24:22,158 --> 00:24:24,911
- What'd who say?
- The guy you called.

500
00:24:24,994 --> 00:24:26,412
Who did I call?

501
00:24:26,996 --> 00:24:29,498
The guy from the Young Comedians Special.

502
00:24:29,581 --> 00:24:31,918
Oh, yeah. No, I gotta call him.

503
00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:34,795
- So you didn't call him?
- No, I called him.

504
00:24:34,878 --> 00:24:36,130
No, you didn't.

505
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,589
I thought you called him.

506
00:24:37,673 --> 00:24:40,051
Sandy, you're making
even less sense than usual.

507
00:24:40,134 --> 00:24:41,010
No, I'm not.

508
00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:43,095
- Something's off.
- Off how?

509
00:24:43,179 --> 00:24:45,806
I don't know. Different.

510
00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:48,333
Did you dye your hair or something?

511
00:24:48,809 --> 00:24:49,893
I don't think so.

512
00:24:49,977 --> 00:24:51,520
Maybe it's a brain tumor.

513
00:24:51,603 --> 00:24:53,105
Maybe it is.

514
00:24:53,189 --> 00:24:56,692
- Anyway, can we run lines?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.

515
00:24:58,319 --> 00:25:00,612
I need to know the truth,
you son of a bitch!

516
00:25:00,696 --> 00:25:04,366
All right, I dyed my hair.
Just the tips. You happy?

517
00:25:04,450 --> 00:25:06,202
No, the line, Sandy.

518
00:25:06,868 --> 00:25:08,955
I know. I was improvising.

519
00:25:09,038 --> 00:25:11,332
But you want this line? Um...

520
00:25:11,415 --> 00:25:16,128
"The truth? You wouldn't know the truth
if it bit you on the..."

521
00:25:16,212 --> 00:25:17,504
Bird.

522
00:25:17,588 --> 00:25:19,715
We gotta find a way.
Don't you think, Sandy?

523
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:22,051
Sandy?

524
00:25:22,134 --> 00:25:24,053
A way? What way?

525
00:25:24,136 --> 00:25:26,013
A way to get rid of the birds.

526
00:25:26,097 --> 00:25:29,516
Yeah, a bird and a baby had an angel.

527
00:25:30,101 --> 00:25:31,435
Are you stoned or something?

528
00:25:31,518 --> 00:25:34,313
Stoned? I don't do pot. Come on.

529
00:25:34,396 --> 00:25:38,442
Well, you seem stoned out of your mind.
What's with the crazy smile?

530
00:25:38,525 --> 00:25:43,280
I don't know, I'm just smiling at the fact
you might become the new Captain Kangaroo.

531
00:25:43,364 --> 00:25:44,740
He's lying again.

532
00:25:44,823 --> 00:25:46,367
No, I'm not. I'm not lying.

533
00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:50,579
I've been thinking about how you
can work on your kid-friendly material.

534
00:25:50,662 --> 00:25:52,206
Maybe go to Magic Mountain.

535
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,084
When you see all the children on line,
just start doing jokes for 'em.

536
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:57,461
- See if it works.
- That feels very child molestery.

537
00:25:57,544 --> 00:26:00,006
He wants to ruin you. Fire him!

538
00:26:00,089 --> 00:26:02,299
Fire me?
If you're firing anybody, I'd fire him.

539
00:26:02,383 --> 00:26:04,051
He's useless. He does nothing.

540
00:26:04,135 --> 00:26:06,012
I do everything! What do you do?

541
00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:08,115
Guys, guys, guys!
Come on, we're on the same team here.

542
00:26:08,139 --> 00:26:09,973
- That's what I'm trying to tell him.
- Yes.

543
00:26:10,057 --> 00:26:11,267
Teammates?

544
00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:13,435
Yeah, thank you.

545
00:26:14,811 --> 00:26:17,981
- You took my arm! You took my arm!
- Oh, come off it. That's...

546
00:26:18,065 --> 00:26:20,026
- You took my arm!
- That's not...

547
00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,735
Thank you, Martin.

548
00:26:21,818 --> 00:26:26,157
Let's find out who the judges chose
as returning champ tonight.

549
00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:30,494
The judges gave Kevin Connors one star

550
00:26:30,577 --> 00:26:34,164
and the champion,
Martin Lawrence, four stars!

551
00:26:34,248 --> 00:26:35,957
The new champion, Martin Lawrence.

552
00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:40,087
Oh... Come on.

553
00:26:40,879 --> 00:26:42,214
Wexler Artists.

554
00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:44,175
- It's me.
- Hi, Kevin.

555
00:26:44,258 --> 00:26:45,301
Did you know that was on?

556
00:26:45,384 --> 00:26:47,844
No. I didn't know
they were gonna repeat it.

557
00:26:47,928 --> 00:26:49,572
- I never want to see that again!
- Well...

558
00:26:49,596 --> 00:26:53,684
I can't stop them, Kevin, legally,
'cause we signed an agreement.

559
00:26:53,767 --> 00:26:55,519
It's... They own the material.

560
00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:16,332
Well, she'd light up a room
in that purple one.

561
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,884
Sandy!

562
00:27:28,427 --> 00:27:30,387
Barry Bubatzi.

563
00:27:31,054 --> 00:27:32,055
Barry.

564
00:27:32,889 --> 00:27:35,726
Yeah, I was
Carr D'Angelo's assistant?

565
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:39,188
- Hiccups? That's you?
- Yeah.

566
00:27:39,271 --> 00:27:41,815
- Look at this. Hiccups.
- Yeah.

567
00:27:41,898 --> 00:27:43,192
Bubatzi!

568
00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:44,943
He... he called me Hiccups

569
00:27:45,026 --> 00:27:47,547
because I had the hiccups this one time
I was on the phone with him.

570
00:27:47,571 --> 00:27:49,341
Well, listen,
he didn't just have the hiccups,

571
00:27:49,365 --> 00:27:50,657
he had the hiccups.

572
00:27:50,741 --> 00:27:52,576
- He wouldn't stop hiccupping.
- Yeah.

573
00:27:52,659 --> 00:27:56,122
Uh, you can die from hiccups.
I was terrified.

574
00:27:56,205 --> 00:27:57,873
I was actually concerned.

575
00:27:57,956 --> 00:28:01,168
It was nerve-racking. A little bit.

576
00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:04,338
How's your sister?
Did she get into Penn State?

577
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:07,549
- She just graduated.
- Another successful Bubatzi.

578
00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:11,512
- You see, that is why I love this guy.
- What?

579
00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:15,015
He actually talked to me
when I was just an assistant.

580
00:28:15,098 --> 00:28:17,100
You treated me with respect, Sandy.

581
00:28:17,184 --> 00:28:18,784
- Not many people did.
- Well, of course.

582
00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:20,729
- This is my girl, Mary.
- Hi.

583
00:28:20,812 --> 00:28:22,022
Mary. Sandy Wexler.

584
00:28:22,105 --> 00:28:23,333
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

585
00:28:23,357 --> 00:28:24,797
Are you...
What happened to your arm?

586
00:28:25,484 --> 00:28:29,488
- Yeah, I got myself a tattoo.
- What'd you get?

587
00:28:29,571 --> 00:28:32,616
Uh... it is that of a dog bite.

588
00:28:34,118 --> 00:28:35,994
So how's Carr D'Angelo?

589
00:28:36,077 --> 00:28:39,039
Well, he, uh... he left.
He's working for Blockbuster Video now.

590
00:28:39,623 --> 00:28:43,252
Smart move.
The music business has its ups and downs,

591
00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:46,338
but Blockbuster Video's here
for the long haul.

592
00:28:47,005 --> 00:28:49,090
And you, what are you up to?

593
00:28:49,175 --> 00:28:50,384
I left, too.

594
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,678
- I'm at Capitol Records now.
- Oh.

595
00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:54,138
He's head of A&R.

596
00:28:55,264 --> 00:28:57,474
You know how happy that makes me?

597
00:28:57,558 --> 00:28:59,935
Hiccups Bubatzi goes big time.

598
00:29:00,018 --> 00:29:02,479
That's just...
That's the way it should be.

599
00:29:02,563 --> 00:29:04,731
You worked your ass off, kiddo.

600
00:29:04,815 --> 00:29:07,401
Can I talk business for a second?
Is that all right?

601
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,587
I have a client that, actually,
you would love to meet...

602
00:29:09,611 --> 00:29:10,862
- Tell you what...
- What?

603
00:29:10,946 --> 00:29:14,450
Call my office next week. Yeah.

604
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,743
I mean, you sure? 'Cause I will call.

605
00:29:16,827 --> 00:29:18,870
I know.

606
00:29:18,954 --> 00:29:20,723
- It was great seeing you, pal.
- It was great seeing you.

607
00:29:20,747 --> 00:29:23,167
And I hope, uh,
one of those dresses works out for you.

608
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,336
- Oh, no, this isn't...
- Cute.

609
00:29:25,419 --> 00:29:27,504
- It was... I mean...
- So good.

610
00:29:28,088 --> 00:29:30,674
It's a Bubatzi world. We're all just...

611
00:29:30,757 --> 00:29:32,718
Could you please
not block the whole aisle?

612
00:29:33,677 --> 00:29:35,095
We're all just living in it.

613
00:29:35,179 --> 00:29:36,555
I wasn't blocking the aisle.

614
00:29:42,269 --> 00:29:43,354
Wow.

615
00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:47,941
- Hi.
- Hey, neighbor.

616
00:29:48,024 --> 00:29:49,860
Hi, Cindy!

617
00:29:49,943 --> 00:29:52,112
Where's that
billionaire landlord of yours?

618
00:29:52,196 --> 00:29:54,406
Is he ever going to grace us
with his presence?

619
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:56,325
What a question.

620
00:29:56,408 --> 00:29:59,077
Listen, he's supposed to come out
for Rosh Hashanah,

621
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,079
but he said last year Purim,
so who knows?

622
00:30:01,162 --> 00:30:03,123
But anyways, how are you?

623
00:30:03,207 --> 00:30:04,500
How is your husband?

624
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,628
Doctors say it could be any day now. Hmm.

625
00:30:07,711 --> 00:30:10,464
Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just...

626
00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:13,509
How are you doing?
No one ever asks how you're doing.

627
00:30:13,592 --> 00:30:14,593
How you feeling?

628
00:30:15,176 --> 00:30:17,095
The truth is that I'm just...

629
00:30:17,804 --> 00:30:19,055
a little bit lonely.

630
00:30:19,139 --> 00:30:22,393
You were together so long.
Of course you're lonely.

631
00:30:22,476 --> 00:30:25,061
So if you ever see
my tennis court lights on at night...

632
00:30:26,187 --> 00:30:28,274
that means that I could use some company.

633
00:30:31,777 --> 00:30:35,364
- It was great to see you, Cindy.
- Bye, Sandy.

634
00:30:35,989 --> 00:30:39,034
Okay, we're gonna go.
All right. Good night, now.

635
00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:40,452
Good night.

636
00:30:40,536 --> 00:30:43,289
Look, Gary Rodgers can't make that jump

637
00:30:43,372 --> 00:30:46,792
unless you clear
every bird from the sky, Tom.

638
00:30:49,711 --> 00:30:53,299
I don't know. Is there a spray for it?
Like, a... a roach spray or...

639
00:30:53,382 --> 00:30:55,175
There's dogs. There's dogs.

640
00:30:55,259 --> 00:30:57,177
A roach spray for birds.

641
00:30:58,011 --> 00:31:01,765
Tom, I'm sorry.
That's not my job. That's your job.

642
00:31:01,848 --> 00:31:03,809
That's why I'm telling you.

643
00:31:03,892 --> 00:31:05,227
I'm telling ya!

644
00:31:05,894 --> 00:31:09,105
Listen, don't do that to me!
I'll pull the plug on this thing!

645
00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:10,774
Do you hear me?

646
00:31:12,318 --> 00:31:15,529
All right. I'm sorry I got hot there,
Tom, but you weren't listening.

647
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:19,240
Okay, here's a stock tip
for you to make up for that.

648
00:31:19,325 --> 00:31:21,618
Pull all your money out of Apple,

649
00:31:21,702 --> 00:31:23,787
'cause no one's using
the Macintosh anymore.

650
00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:30,251
Put 80% into small local bookstores,
the other 20% into Woolworth's.

651
00:31:31,169 --> 00:31:33,171
Righto.

652
00:31:33,297 --> 00:31:36,675
- Look at you, Mr. Manager Man.
- You don't wanna yell at people,

653
00:31:36,758 --> 00:31:38,844
but sometimes
it's the only way they can hear.

654
00:31:38,927 --> 00:31:40,011
You look stunning.

655
00:31:40,095 --> 00:31:45,351
Well, this yard is the most amazing yard
I've ever seen, and that pool...

656
00:31:45,434 --> 00:31:47,227
The pool's off-limits. House rules.

657
00:31:47,311 --> 00:31:49,688
So, Yuri stopped by my office.

658
00:31:49,771 --> 00:31:52,483
Yeah, I know. He's right there.

659
00:31:54,818 --> 00:31:57,654
You see him? Let's go over.

660
00:31:58,614 --> 00:32:01,408
We need to find the one
that expresses the right message.

661
00:32:01,492 --> 00:32:04,536
You know, "I'm fun.
I'm complicated. I'm sexy."

662
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,830
I'm confused. I'm crazy. I'm embarrassed.

663
00:32:06,913 --> 00:32:09,375
You're beautiful is what you are.
Stop that.

664
00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:11,960
Got a hit on the hip.

665
00:32:12,043 --> 00:32:14,713
This is someone I actually have to call.

666
00:32:15,756 --> 00:32:17,716
Okay, I'll be back in a few seconds.

667
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,468
Okay, cool, we'll be in the pool.

668
00:32:20,135 --> 00:32:21,553
You stay out of the pool.

669
00:32:21,637 --> 00:32:22,804
I was just kidding.

670
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:25,724
I know, and it was hysterical.

671
00:32:25,807 --> 00:32:27,643
But seriously, stay out of the pool.

672
00:32:27,726 --> 00:32:29,811
No, not you, Barry. Hi!

673
00:32:31,563 --> 00:32:34,024
- I don't know how you do it.
- Do what?

674
00:32:34,650 --> 00:32:36,943
Deal with all the crazy Sandy shit.

675
00:32:37,027 --> 00:32:40,030
- Man, he's such a...
- Boner face?

676
00:32:40,113 --> 00:32:42,616
- I love that.
- He's not a boner face.

677
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,576
- He's a badass.
- Okay.

678
00:32:45,411 --> 00:32:48,497
Well, listen, this girl is one
of the best singers you'll ever see,

679
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:50,916
and the best, brightest person ever.

680
00:32:50,999 --> 00:32:54,753
I'm gonna go with the one
on the top right corner.

681
00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:58,256
And can you blow up... that one?

682
00:32:59,132 --> 00:33:00,467
Oh, my God.

683
00:33:00,551 --> 00:33:02,052
What? It's a good picture.

684
00:33:02,135 --> 00:33:04,513
Sandy already asked me to do that for him.

685
00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:09,601
I have some interesting news.

686
00:33:09,685 --> 00:33:12,979
Capitol Records wants
to meet with you next week.

687
00:33:13,063 --> 00:33:14,731
They want to hear your demo.

688
00:33:16,107 --> 00:33:17,651
I don't have a demo.

689
00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:19,778
That's why you have me.

690
00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:26,577
♪ You make it feel like home ♪

691
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:33,083
♪ You give me butterflies, butterflies
Down to my soul ♪

692
00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:38,088
♪ Butterfly, butterfly
You don't even know ♪

693
00:33:38,171 --> 00:33:44,678
♪ It's you who I speak of
And you who I dream of ♪

694
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:50,767
♪ And nights when I'm all alone ♪

695
00:33:50,851 --> 00:33:56,231
♪ You make it feel like home ♪

696
00:34:01,277 --> 00:34:04,280
Courtney, one take. Perfection.

697
00:34:05,115 --> 00:34:07,200
You nailed it. That was...

698
00:34:08,118 --> 00:34:09,661
Thank you so much.

699
00:34:09,744 --> 00:34:12,038
I'm gonna
play this back in here.

700
00:34:12,831 --> 00:34:15,709
I can't get over what I just heard. Wow.

701
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:16,835
My God.

702
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:21,172
Play it back. I...
I don't even know what to say right now.

703
00:34:22,132 --> 00:34:23,133
Uh...

704
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:29,097
There's a chance I forgot to hit record.

705
00:34:30,098 --> 00:34:32,392
What do you mean
there's a chance you forgot?

706
00:34:32,476 --> 00:34:34,603
- I... I was gonna hit record...
- Uh-huh.

707
00:34:35,771 --> 00:34:37,063
Uh, then I forgot.

708
00:34:38,356 --> 00:34:39,733
So it's more than a chance.

709
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,318
- You... you did forget?
- Yes.

710
00:34:42,903 --> 00:34:45,656
Okay, so what do we do now?

711
00:34:45,739 --> 00:34:48,700
Is it another deck you have?
Is it in the board?

712
00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,035
No.

713
00:34:50,118 --> 00:34:53,539
- So we'll have to do it again.
- Okay.

714
00:34:54,122 --> 00:34:56,124
Okay? It's okay with you?

715
00:34:56,207 --> 00:34:58,585
If it's okay with you to do it again.

716
00:34:58,669 --> 00:35:01,087
- That's where we are right now, huh?
- Okay.

717
00:35:01,171 --> 00:35:02,422
Let's just go again.

718
00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:09,012
Courtney, there was an issue
on the subwoofer.

719
00:35:09,095 --> 00:35:10,471
It was a bit tinny.

720
00:35:10,556 --> 00:35:13,183
We adjusted that,
and we're ready for you this time.

721
00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:17,062
I'm sorry. On us, not you.
Just one more time.

722
00:35:17,145 --> 00:35:20,481
We're gonna keep our eyes
on the road. Okay?

723
00:35:20,566 --> 00:35:21,817
You got it.

724
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,653
Please promise me
it's as good as your first one.

725
00:35:24,736 --> 00:35:26,863
I'm... Ha!

726
00:35:26,947 --> 00:35:29,700
You know... You know you can do that.
Okay. All right.

727
00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:31,702
Go get 'em, kiddo.

728
00:35:36,081 --> 00:35:40,669
♪ Once in a while
You find someone ♪

729
00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:48,802
♪ I dream of
At nights when I'm all alone ♪

730
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:55,350
♪ You make it feel like home ♪

731
00:35:57,644 --> 00:36:02,566
I am so happy we had another take,
because that just killed me.

732
00:36:02,649 --> 00:36:04,651
It was so on the money.

733
00:36:04,735 --> 00:36:07,779
You were hitting notes
I didn't know were invented yet.

734
00:36:07,863 --> 00:36:10,991
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I'm gonna take a listen.

735
00:36:17,538 --> 00:36:19,457
God damn it!

736
00:36:21,376 --> 00:36:23,587
I should have known
you would never press the button.

737
00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:26,381
You didn't remember to put the button
on your goddamn overalls!

738
00:36:33,138 --> 00:36:34,598
Is everything okay out there?

739
00:36:35,306 --> 00:36:38,685
Yes, kiddo,
we are doing just fine. Um...

740
00:36:39,645 --> 00:36:42,731
We need to go one last time.
There was a glitch.

741
00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:48,569
There was a tremolo-treble-bass hiccup
that we have rectified,

742
00:36:48,654 --> 00:36:50,363
and we're ready for ya.

743
00:36:50,446 --> 00:36:53,825
Take three it is.
Three time's the charm. Ha!

744
00:36:53,909 --> 00:36:56,286
- Okay, kiddo, let's hit 'em.
- Okay.

745
00:36:58,413 --> 00:37:00,581
It's not rolling. It's not rolling.

746
00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:02,959
Press the button!

747
00:37:04,127 --> 00:37:08,214
Push it! It's spinning, right?!

748
00:37:08,298 --> 00:37:13,929
♪ Butterflies, butterflies
Down to my soul ♪

749
00:37:14,012 --> 00:37:17,724
♪ Butterfly, butterfly
You don't even know ♪

750
00:37:17,808 --> 00:37:24,230
I mean, it's... it's like a bird
and an angel and a saxophone

751
00:37:24,314 --> 00:37:26,566
- made love and had a baby.
- Oh, wow.

752
00:37:27,483 --> 00:37:33,699
I'm also hearing a triangle
just between all the choruses.

753
00:37:33,782 --> 00:37:35,450
How can you hear a shape?

754
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:36,785
The instrument!

755
00:37:37,911 --> 00:37:38,912
Just...

756
00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:40,872
♪ Butterflies ♪

757
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,085
♪ Butterflies ♪

758
00:37:46,461 --> 00:37:48,338
And then it would be perfect.

759
00:37:48,421 --> 00:37:50,716
Really? A triangle?

760
00:37:51,424 --> 00:37:52,902
You don't think that will sound corny?

761
00:37:52,926 --> 00:37:55,470
Way in the back. Just barely audible.

762
00:37:55,553 --> 00:38:00,809
♪ You make it feel like home ♪

763
00:38:11,903 --> 00:38:14,405
These guys get...

764
00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:19,995
Sandy, um, my dad wanted to make sure
that I said hi to you.

765
00:38:20,078 --> 00:38:21,496
- Your father, Marty?
- Yeah.

766
00:38:21,579 --> 00:38:24,457
Say hi for me.
He's a good man. A smart man.

767
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:28,503
Um, he felt bad that you didn't get
into Hillcrest Country Club this year.

768
00:38:28,586 --> 00:38:32,924
Oh, listen, that's not his fault. I was...
That was fine. There's other clubs.

769
00:38:33,008 --> 00:38:35,927
No, actually I think
that his was the deciding vote.

770
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:39,597
No. It's a capacity thing.
It's not his fault. It's...

771
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,724
Let's do the meeting.

772
00:38:40,807 --> 00:38:43,268
- All right. We're glad you're here.
- Okay. Good.

773
00:38:43,351 --> 00:38:45,711
So anyway, now that we got
the formalities out of the way...

774
00:38:45,771 --> 00:38:48,606
Everybody got their Fruitopia?
Good, good, good.

775
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:50,191
So, spoke to Barry.

776
00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:52,443
And, uh, Barry wanted us
to listen to your demo,

777
00:38:52,527 --> 00:38:54,654
and I gotta say, some good stuff there.

778
00:38:54,738 --> 00:38:55,739
Thank you.

779
00:38:55,822 --> 00:38:59,325
Just to... I mean, to me, no one's doing
what this kid is doing out there.

780
00:38:59,409 --> 00:39:01,661
It's... it's not Mariah.
It's not Whitney. It's...

781
00:39:01,745 --> 00:39:04,223
Well, listen, if she got the album sales
of Whitney, we'll take it.

782
00:39:04,247 --> 00:39:05,331
Oh. Well, no,

783
00:39:05,415 --> 00:39:08,334
in terms of sound
and commerciability, absolutely.

784
00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:10,754
It's definitely Whitney.
It's a Whitney, 100%.

785
00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:12,439
- Yeah, it has potential.
- Well, hold on now.

786
00:39:12,463 --> 00:39:14,132
The production quality is complete shit.

787
00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:16,509
Complete shit. Terrible.

788
00:39:16,592 --> 00:39:20,221
But the song has potential.
Yeah, no diggity, no doubt.

789
00:39:20,305 --> 00:39:21,389
- Thank you.
- That's it.

790
00:39:21,472 --> 00:39:23,266
The song is all we're worried about.

791
00:39:23,349 --> 00:39:25,685
You gotta lose the corny triangle,
though, man.

792
00:39:26,937 --> 00:39:29,397
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, consider that gone.

793
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,483
Let me ask you something, man.
Whose insane idea was that, anyway?

794
00:39:33,318 --> 00:39:35,528
Whose idea was it? Was it your idea?

795
00:39:35,611 --> 00:39:37,173
No, it was that... It was the engineer's.

796
00:39:37,197 --> 00:39:40,200
I gotta be honest.
It was absolutely ridiculous.

797
00:39:40,283 --> 00:39:44,245
I mean, how big of an asshole
do you have to be to say,

798
00:39:44,329 --> 00:39:46,790
"You know what? Let's put a...

799
00:39:46,873 --> 00:39:49,000
at the end of a ballad"?

800
00:39:51,461 --> 00:39:54,047
So, ready to check out our digs?

801
00:39:56,925 --> 00:39:59,135
This is Studio A.

802
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:04,057
Les Paul helped engineer it,
and Sinatra made it infamous.

803
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,060
I'm telling you,
this studio is all that...

804
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:09,687
and a bag of chips.

805
00:40:10,313 --> 00:40:11,314
Yes.

806
00:40:13,774 --> 00:40:15,526
See this star here?

807
00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:18,947
This star marks the spot
with the best acoustics on the...

808
00:40:21,116 --> 00:40:22,450
Sandy?

809
00:40:22,533 --> 00:40:25,411
- How many of these things are there?
- We got a lot.

810
00:40:25,495 --> 00:40:28,039
- Can we talk about this star for a second?
- Yeah, go ahead.

811
00:40:28,123 --> 00:40:30,583
It's got the best acoustics
on the entire planet.

812
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:32,543
- You good, Sandy?
- Comfortable.

813
00:40:33,753 --> 00:40:35,005
- Could I?
- Right there.

814
00:40:53,106 --> 00:40:55,025
What the hell?
Why the lights out?

815
00:40:55,108 --> 00:40:57,735
Electric bill?
Did you guys pay it this month?

816
00:40:57,818 --> 00:41:00,238
No, he's leaning
on the light switch.

817
00:41:00,321 --> 00:41:01,656
No, I'm not.

818
00:41:01,739 --> 00:41:03,783
- Can you step aside, Sandy?
- Sure.

819
00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:08,788
What? That wasn't me. Wasn't me.

820
00:41:08,872 --> 00:41:10,498
Let's try this again.

821
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:13,877
From the top.

822
00:41:18,589 --> 00:41:20,633
Sandy, step away
from the light switch.

823
00:41:20,716 --> 00:41:23,594
I did it on purpose that time.
A joke.

824
00:41:23,678 --> 00:41:26,389
I can't make jokes, guys?
Come on.

825
00:41:26,472 --> 00:41:30,560
Come on. If we're gonna do business,
we gotta realize it's fun, too.

826
00:41:30,643 --> 00:41:34,355
Ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy.

827
00:41:34,439 --> 00:41:36,107
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy.

828
00:41:39,527 --> 00:41:41,947
♪ Last night I had a dream ♪

829
00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,864
♪ When I was 17 ♪

830
00:41:43,949 --> 00:41:46,159
♪ I was in love with you ♪

831
00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:48,453
♪ And you were so in love with me ♪

832
00:41:48,536 --> 00:41:51,998
- Yo, man, this girl can sing.
- I told you.

833
00:41:52,082 --> 00:41:55,043
♪ You got down on bended knee
Said you wanna marry me ♪

834
00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:58,004
♪ Or was that just a fantasy ♪

835
00:41:58,088 --> 00:42:02,008
♪ All I know is what I know ♪

836
00:42:02,092 --> 00:42:06,846
♪ And when I wanna be
Is living in a dream ♪

837
00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:11,517
♪ We still fall in love
Forever ♪

838
00:42:11,601 --> 00:42:14,687
She got anyone?
'Cause I think she's my type.

839
00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:16,106
What are you doing here?

840
00:42:16,189 --> 00:42:18,358
Why are we worried
about her marital status?

841
00:42:18,441 --> 00:42:20,318
Shouldn't you be preparing your rap, Mase?

842
00:42:20,401 --> 00:42:21,987
We're gonna get to it.

843
00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:24,614
Old man, we're gonna get to all of it.

844
00:42:24,697 --> 00:42:26,324
"Old man"? I ain't that old.

845
00:42:26,407 --> 00:42:29,535
♪ Last night I had a dream
That you were here with me ♪

846
00:42:29,619 --> 00:42:31,704
♪ And we were in a tree ♪

847
00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:33,706
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪

848
00:42:33,789 --> 00:42:36,417
♪ I love him I need him so ♪

849
00:42:36,501 --> 00:42:38,294
Come on. Come on. Come on.

850
00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:40,964
♪ I'll kiss you on your neck, yes ♪

851
00:42:41,047 --> 00:42:43,174
♪ Then you can say you had the best, yes ♪

852
00:42:43,258 --> 00:42:45,593
♪ As I give you the game
Eyes of champagne ♪

853
00:42:45,676 --> 00:42:47,803
♪ Blowin' on the jet
Call it hydroplane ♪

854
00:42:48,972 --> 00:42:50,640
He doesn't have his own microphone?

855
00:42:50,723 --> 00:42:52,642
No, no, check it out.

856
00:42:52,725 --> 00:42:56,146
♪ Mr. DJ ♪

857
00:42:57,313 --> 00:43:01,609
♪ Take me to a time when he
Was still in love with me ♪

858
00:43:01,692 --> 00:43:04,320
♪ Mr. DJ ♪

859
00:43:04,404 --> 00:43:06,156
♪ Please send me a dream ♪

860
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,617
♪ Put my finger in a ring
And gave his... ♪

861
00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:15,873
Every song is incredible.
That album is gonna be massive.

862
00:43:15,956 --> 00:43:18,418
So Babyface produced it?
Like the Babyface?

863
00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:20,045
Like, the guy with the face of a baby?

864
00:43:20,128 --> 00:43:23,381
He has a very childlike face, it's true.

865
00:43:23,464 --> 00:43:25,383
It's so good for women, so strong.

866
00:43:25,466 --> 00:43:28,928
It's like Emmylou Harris,
if she was raised in Neil Young's tour van

867
00:43:29,012 --> 00:43:32,432
and doing blow with Iggy Pop
and Etta James in a Mississippi bayou.

868
00:43:32,515 --> 00:43:34,517
Wow. Thanks, I think?

869
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,020
She doesn't understand how good that is?

870
00:43:37,103 --> 00:43:40,148
No, I do. I'm just grateful
you all actually just listened to it.

871
00:43:40,231 --> 00:43:42,567
That's what we do. It's our ritual.

872
00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:45,945
Whenever anybody at Wexler Artists
completes a project,

873
00:43:46,029 --> 00:43:47,947
- we gather together.
- We do?

874
00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:50,991
We didn't even know
you had other clients until today.

875
00:43:51,076 --> 00:43:53,411
Oh, you guys all knew about each other.

876
00:43:53,494 --> 00:43:54,555
I knew you had other clients,

877
00:43:54,579 --> 00:43:56,598
but you told me I was
in a different league from them.

878
00:43:56,622 --> 00:43:59,209
That's what the prick told us, too.

879
00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:01,001
Sorry, we've never done the ritual before.

880
00:44:01,086 --> 00:44:03,588
If it's a first time, Sandy,
how can it be a ritual?

881
00:44:03,671 --> 00:44:05,465
Okay, and who is that guy?

882
00:44:05,548 --> 00:44:08,301
Can we put him in a drawer or something?
That's horrifying.

883
00:44:08,384 --> 00:44:11,137
Sandy, aren't you forgetting
the best part of the ritual?

884
00:44:11,221 --> 00:44:13,723
- What's that, dear?
- Jumping in the pool.

885
00:44:13,806 --> 00:44:15,641
- Yeah! Let's do it!
- Oh, no, no, no, no!

886
00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:17,560
No, that's not part of the ritual!

887
00:44:19,019 --> 00:44:22,482
No, no, no, wait!
We are not permitted in the pool! Okay?

888
00:44:22,565 --> 00:44:25,526
- Firuz forbids it.
- You're not in a cult, are you, Sandy?

889
00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:27,320
No, Firuz is my landlord.

890
00:44:27,403 --> 00:44:30,740
He does not allow us in the pool.
It is forbidden.

891
00:44:30,823 --> 00:44:31,991
No, no. All right!

892
00:44:32,075 --> 00:44:35,453
Ah! Don't you come any closer, Sandy.
I'll put my whole foot in, I swear.

893
00:44:35,536 --> 00:44:36,829
No, no!

894
00:44:36,912 --> 00:44:38,789
- Please don't... No!
- Ooh!

895
00:44:38,873 --> 00:44:41,667
No, I am not kidding you, Courtney.
I will let you go as a client.

896
00:44:41,751 --> 00:44:43,604
- I didn't wanna have to say that.
- Oh, my God.

897
00:44:43,628 --> 00:44:45,921
Do not put your foot in the pool,
or the career is done.

898
00:44:46,005 --> 00:44:47,483
And I'm not... I'm not messing with you.

899
00:44:47,507 --> 00:44:49,267
- Oh, God.
- I don't care what you're saying.

900
00:44:49,342 --> 00:44:50,968
Whoa!

901
00:44:51,051 --> 00:44:53,095
Okay, you did it! You did it!
You did the foot.

902
00:44:53,179 --> 00:44:54,722
You did the foot. The foot is wet.

903
00:44:54,805 --> 00:44:58,351
Please come back in the house.
I'm asking nicely.

904
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:00,520
I just don't have... I can't...

905
00:45:00,603 --> 00:45:02,563
I wasn't gonna go in.

906
00:45:02,647 --> 00:45:04,690
I know you weren't gonna go in.

907
00:45:04,774 --> 00:45:06,817
I... I can't joke, too?

908
00:45:06,901 --> 00:45:08,944
- Really? "I know you won't."
- I can't joke, too.

909
00:45:09,028 --> 00:45:11,364
Whoo! Cannonball!

910
00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:12,573
Whoo!

911
00:45:32,885 --> 00:45:35,263
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow, okay?

912
00:45:35,346 --> 00:45:36,556
Maybe I'll wear you tomorrow.

913
00:45:36,639 --> 00:45:38,559
And... and it's not you guys.
You're doing great.

914
00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:40,685
I love you guys.
I love you guys, all right?

915
00:45:40,768 --> 00:45:42,603
Good night. Good night, everybody.

916
00:45:42,687 --> 00:45:43,854
Good night.

917
00:45:45,190 --> 00:45:49,527
♪ Once in a while
You find someone ♪

918
00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:55,366
♪ Right from the start
Your heart is done ♪

919
00:45:56,451 --> 00:45:57,910
♪ Feels something like... ♪

920
00:45:57,993 --> 00:46:00,580
- Sandy?
- Who's that?

921
00:46:00,663 --> 00:46:02,332
Don't "who's that" me, man.

922
00:46:02,415 --> 00:46:04,124
Why do you screw Firuz?

923
00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:06,502
- Firuz?
- Yes.

924
00:46:06,586 --> 00:46:09,297
I don't see you. Show your face!

925
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:11,549
I'm in Tehran, you imbecile.

926
00:46:11,632 --> 00:46:14,260
I tell you to stay out of my pool,
and what do you do?

927
00:46:14,344 --> 00:46:16,011
You go in my pool.

928
00:46:16,095 --> 00:46:19,557
Uh, nobody went in your pool.
No, no, who told you that? The dogs?

929
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,561
I have cameras everywhere, man.
I'm watching you all the time.

930
00:46:23,644 --> 00:46:26,356
You're much better
than anything we have on Iranian TV.

931
00:46:26,439 --> 00:46:28,399
I see you with bacon over the sink,

932
00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:31,361
I see you fall asleep in my chair,
watching my Cinemax.

933
00:46:31,444 --> 00:46:33,279
And I see your godless friends in my pool!

934
00:46:33,363 --> 00:46:35,865
No, no, listen, Firuz.
Here's what happened.

935
00:46:35,948 --> 00:46:38,368
There was an earthquake in Los Angeles.

936
00:46:38,451 --> 00:46:42,247
So we just went in the pool
'cause it's the safest place to be.

937
00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:45,500
But we didn't go all the way in.
No water was touched.

938
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:48,461
Sandy, you lie all the time, man.
It's embarrassing.

939
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:51,005
I wish I was lying. I wish I was.

940
00:46:51,088 --> 00:46:53,888
And how many times are you going to
listen to that one song, my friend?

941
00:46:53,924 --> 00:46:56,218
I mean, mix in a little
Miami Sound Machine or something.

942
00:46:56,302 --> 00:46:58,137
It's a client of mine. Courtney Clarke.

943
00:46:58,220 --> 00:46:59,430
What, you don't like it?

944
00:46:59,514 --> 00:47:01,932
The song is good, and I like her, too.

945
00:47:02,016 --> 00:47:04,894
You know, when she was in bathroom,
I got quite a good look at her.

946
00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:06,771
- You what?
- Firuz joking.

947
00:47:06,854 --> 00:47:09,274
I don't have cameras
in bathroom anymore.

948
00:47:09,357 --> 00:47:11,335
I had them taken out
when you had the big hemorrhoid.

949
00:47:11,359 --> 00:47:14,111
That wasn't a hemorrhoid,
that was a fissure.

950
00:47:14,194 --> 00:47:17,782
But, Sandy, people in my pool,
this I do not like!

951
00:47:17,865 --> 00:47:19,575
- I...
- That's strike one, Sandy!

952
00:47:19,659 --> 00:47:20,743
I'm telling you...

953
00:47:20,826 --> 00:47:23,746
- You don't want to get strike two.
- I... I agree.

954
00:47:23,829 --> 00:47:25,873
Goodbye from Firuz.

955
00:47:26,499 --> 00:47:27,667
Bye-bye.

956
00:47:31,712 --> 00:47:35,925
You know, I did tell them not to go
in the pool, and they did it anyway.

957
00:47:36,008 --> 00:47:37,885
- So you admit it?
- No! I...

958
00:47:37,968 --> 00:47:41,055
Strike two! Firuz knows everything.

959
00:47:45,017 --> 00:47:47,770
Okay,
what are we doing today, big guy?

960
00:47:47,853 --> 00:47:50,940
We going to Jerry's?
Or you want to go to Carney's?

961
00:47:51,023 --> 00:47:52,358
I can go either one.

962
00:47:52,442 --> 00:47:56,028
It's all good for the Atkins.
I can get a frankfurter, no bun.

963
00:47:56,111 --> 00:47:58,238
- I know.
- I can get a plate of roast beef...

964
00:47:58,323 --> 00:48:00,008
- or corn beef...
- Don't go over the whole menu.

965
00:48:00,032 --> 00:48:01,552
I don't give a shit about your roast beef.

966
00:48:01,576 --> 00:48:04,119
Stu Smiley passed on me
for the Young Comedians Special.

967
00:48:04,203 --> 00:48:05,764
- That's right. He...
- I don't even believe it.

968
00:48:05,788 --> 00:48:07,164
- He's a moron.
- He's not a moron.

969
00:48:07,247 --> 00:48:12,670
He's a pompous know-it-all,
smarmy little Ivy League pussy.

970
00:48:12,753 --> 00:48:17,717
- He went to San Diego State... actually.
- You're kidding me right now, right?

971
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,653
You corrected me
'cause he went to San Diego State?

972
00:48:19,677 --> 00:48:21,136
No, I'm agreeing with you.

973
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:26,684
I'm saying you are too smart
and too topical to be on HBO.

974
00:48:26,767 --> 00:48:27,977
They like young and stupid.

975
00:48:28,060 --> 00:48:29,979
- They like cute and moronic.
- Yes.

976
00:48:30,062 --> 00:48:32,815
- Nothing challenging, nothing unfamiliar.
- No.

977
00:48:32,898 --> 00:48:35,776
- They want some, like, ex-Florida DJ...
- Ha!

978
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:37,362
Who's blandly handsome,

979
00:48:37,445 --> 00:48:41,741
and his little gimmicks, his voice cracks
on the punch line or he's...

980
00:48:41,824 --> 00:48:43,624
Pretends to be tripping
on acid the whole set.

981
00:48:44,744 --> 00:48:46,078
Chinese food?

982
00:48:47,079 --> 00:48:48,539
I don't want Chinese food for lunch.

983
00:48:49,457 --> 00:48:50,958
All right, beef and broccoli.

984
00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:53,628
This conversation goes a lot better
when it's just me talking.

985
00:48:53,711 --> 00:48:56,464
- I'm not in the conversation?
- Oh, you are, but you aren't.

986
00:48:56,547 --> 00:49:00,385
You can let... Blast off on me. Go ahead.
Yell at me as much as you want.

987
00:49:00,468 --> 00:49:03,471
As long as you promise to bring it
on the stage with you tonight,

988
00:49:03,554 --> 00:49:04,972
- and you show HBO...
- I promise.

989
00:49:05,055 --> 00:49:06,641
They don't need to discover you.

990
00:49:06,724 --> 00:49:09,852
Kevin Connors will discover himself.
Thank you very much.

991
00:49:09,935 --> 00:49:13,355
What does that even mean?
How do I discover myself?

992
00:49:13,439 --> 00:49:15,483
Do you know how dumb that sounds?

993
00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:18,694
That's one of the... Don't click.
Why're you clicking? Stop clicking!

994
00:49:18,778 --> 00:49:21,280
You always click whenever
you get nervous. It's psychotic.

995
00:49:21,363 --> 00:49:22,782
Your technique...

996
00:49:22,865 --> 00:49:23,991
What is that?

997
00:49:24,074 --> 00:49:26,368
It's, uh... That's Courtney's song.

998
00:49:26,452 --> 00:49:28,621
That's... Ask her what station it is.

999
00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:30,498
What station is it?

1000
00:49:30,581 --> 00:49:33,042
Excuse me, miss? Oh, wow. Hi.

1001
00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:35,127
Oh, my God, I know you.

1002
00:49:35,210 --> 00:49:36,295
- She knows me.
- Hey. Yeah.

1003
00:49:36,378 --> 00:49:39,048
Didn't you get one star
on Star Search the other day?

1004
00:49:39,131 --> 00:49:40,758
No.

1005
00:49:40,841 --> 00:49:43,010
This... What station are you listening to?
The number?

1006
00:49:43,093 --> 00:49:45,220
- What?
- The station you're listening to?

1007
00:49:45,304 --> 00:49:47,741
You need to enunciate.
I can't understand what you are saying.

1008
00:49:47,765 --> 00:49:49,600
No, no, what is the dial number?

1009
00:49:49,684 --> 00:49:51,393
What are you tripping about, bro?

1010
00:49:51,477 --> 00:49:54,522
I'm asking you
what station you're listening to!

1011
00:49:54,605 --> 00:49:56,482
Don't you... What are you...

1012
00:49:56,566 --> 00:49:58,108
Good job. You scared her off.

1013
00:49:58,192 --> 00:50:00,194
Oh, come on here.

1014
00:50:00,277 --> 00:50:01,654
It's your Uncle Joe Benson...

1015
00:50:04,073 --> 00:50:06,283
There it is. There it is!

1016
00:50:07,452 --> 00:50:09,286
This is Courtney's song.

1017
00:50:10,245 --> 00:50:11,973
What are you shocked by?
She's a great singer.

1018
00:50:11,997 --> 00:50:13,040
Oh, my God.

1019
00:50:13,123 --> 00:50:15,918
♪ And we were in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪

1020
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,171
What the hell, Sandy?

1021
00:50:20,715 --> 00:50:22,508
You can take care of this, right?

1022
00:50:22,592 --> 00:50:24,912
My Nautilus place is right here.
I'm gonna go do a circuit.

1023
00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:28,055
How about this song? Huh, guys?

1024
00:50:30,057 --> 00:50:34,144
I got Integrity No-Fault Insurance.
How about you?

1025
00:50:38,398 --> 00:50:39,525
The song... This song...

1026
00:50:40,275 --> 00:50:41,276
Ha...

1027
00:51:10,264 --> 00:51:11,390
Hey, hey.

1028
00:51:22,359 --> 00:51:24,319
You look like a star.

1029
00:51:24,904 --> 00:51:26,238
Thank you!

1030
00:51:26,321 --> 00:51:28,866
You look like Mike Tyson knocked you out.

1031
00:51:28,949 --> 00:51:30,242
What happened?

1032
00:51:30,325 --> 00:51:33,370
Oh, I ran into a moose on Melrose.

1033
00:51:33,453 --> 00:51:37,082
Yeah, it must have escaped
off the Paramount lot.

1034
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:41,796
- This dress on you...
- I just love it.

1035
00:51:41,879 --> 00:51:45,716
Of course you do. It's from
your dirty magazine page, ya weirdo.

1036
00:51:49,053 --> 00:51:50,387
Well, it works!

1037
00:51:50,470 --> 00:51:53,599
What are we doing tonight to celebrate?
You were on the radio!

1038
00:51:53,683 --> 00:51:55,768
Hmm. Well, Bling just called,

1039
00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:59,980
and Quincy Jones invited me
to his party tonight.

1040
00:52:00,064 --> 00:52:03,818
- Jonesy? Jonesy's having a party?
- Okay. Uh-huh.

1041
00:52:03,901 --> 00:52:05,235
I heard he was gonna have a...

1042
00:52:05,319 --> 00:52:06,821
- I just didn't know when.
- Oh.

1043
00:52:06,904 --> 00:52:08,906
So what?
Did you get a plus-one or...

1044
00:52:08,989 --> 00:52:10,407
Yes, plus-one.

1045
00:52:11,158 --> 00:52:13,035
- And I'm the one?
- Yeah.

1046
00:52:13,118 --> 00:52:17,081
You know, I met his grandmother
years ago at a Hamburger Hamlet.

1047
00:52:17,164 --> 00:52:19,333
She calls him Quincelius.

1048
00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:22,044
So every time I see him,
I say, "Hi, Quincelius."

1049
00:52:22,127 --> 00:52:23,879
He gives me a look like,
"How did he know?"

1050
00:52:23,963 --> 00:52:27,299
Okay, cool.
So should we go to the party?

1051
00:52:27,382 --> 00:52:29,885
You wanna go to it?
Why shouldn't... Let's pop by.

1052
00:52:29,969 --> 00:52:31,303
He lives in Venice, right?

1053
00:52:31,386 --> 00:52:33,513
Uh... no, the address is in Bel Air.

1054
00:52:33,598 --> 00:52:36,767
Oh, so he moved? Okay, okay, he moved.

1055
00:52:50,447 --> 00:52:52,742
Sandy Wexler. Wow.

1056
00:52:52,825 --> 00:52:54,368
They let you in this party?

1057
00:52:54,451 --> 00:52:55,703
Hey, Bronstein.

1058
00:52:55,786 --> 00:52:57,806
You heard you didn't get into
Hillcrest Country Club, right?

1059
00:52:57,830 --> 00:52:58,914
Yeah, I heard.

1060
00:52:58,998 --> 00:53:01,709
This place is incredible!

1061
00:53:01,792 --> 00:53:03,919
Yeah, it's nice. It's nice.

1062
00:53:04,003 --> 00:53:06,338
His one in Venice wasn't trying as hard.

1063
00:53:07,214 --> 00:53:09,610
Quincy never lived in Venice.
What you talking about, Willis?

1064
00:53:09,634 --> 00:53:11,260
What? No, she said he did.

1065
00:53:11,343 --> 00:53:14,221
- What?
- She? Oh!

1066
00:53:14,304 --> 00:53:15,890
I'm a huge fan. I'm Arsenio.

1067
00:53:16,556 --> 00:53:19,476
I know, Arsenio. Courtney.

1068
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:24,189
Hey, Arsenio. Good to see you.
I'm Sandy Wexler, her manager.

1069
00:53:24,273 --> 00:53:27,359
You remember? We met at, uh...
at Bernie's beach house.

1070
00:53:27,442 --> 00:53:30,237
Your manager look like he fell down
an elevator shaft. What's up?

1071
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,241
No, no, no. I, uh... Fender bender.
You should see the other guy.

1072
00:53:34,324 --> 00:53:36,493
- Oh, he got hurt?
- Who did?

1073
00:53:36,576 --> 00:53:38,954
- The other guy?
- What? No.

1074
00:53:40,665 --> 00:53:43,083
You know what?
I heard your new song, "Mr. DJ."

1075
00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,603
I love it. It's off the chain.
You've gotta come on the show and do it.

1076
00:53:45,627 --> 00:53:47,379
- I would love to.
- Oh, well, listen.

1077
00:53:47,462 --> 00:53:49,924
I got a call from Johnny Carson
today, actually.

1078
00:53:50,007 --> 00:53:54,594
He heard the song as well on the radio,
and he booked her on the show next week.

1079
00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:55,930
Carson?

1080
00:53:57,097 --> 00:53:58,307
Well, congratulations.

1081
00:53:58,390 --> 00:54:02,019
You ever need me, Stage 29.
I'll be there forever, baby.

1082
00:54:02,102 --> 00:54:05,522
Ah, thanks, Arsenio.
No, I didn't mean any problem...

1083
00:54:05,605 --> 00:54:08,275
You didn't tell me
I was doing Carson next week!

1084
00:54:08,358 --> 00:54:11,987
That was a negotiation ploy.
I may have overplayed my hand there.

1085
00:54:12,071 --> 00:54:13,655
Carson retired two years ago.

1086
00:54:13,739 --> 00:54:15,950
Sandy Wexler?
Somebody hide the pastrami.

1087
00:54:17,284 --> 00:54:19,119
Hey, thank you. Good to see you, too.

1088
00:54:20,746 --> 00:54:24,124
Wow. Look at all these awards he has.

1089
00:54:24,208 --> 00:54:25,584
You'll have more one day.

1090
00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:27,669
- Me?
- Yes, you.

1091
00:54:27,753 --> 00:54:28,879
You promise me this.

1092
00:54:28,963 --> 00:54:31,423
- After you win your first Grammy...
- Uh-huh.

1093
00:54:31,506 --> 00:54:35,385
You go home that night,
you put your ugly duckling hat on...

1094
00:54:35,469 --> 00:54:36,629
I am not putting that hat on.

1095
00:54:36,678 --> 00:54:38,323
To remind yourself where you come from.

1096
00:54:38,347 --> 00:54:41,558
- You put it on. I'm not putting it on.
- You don't wanna see me in that...

1097
00:54:41,641 --> 00:54:43,769
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.

1098
00:54:44,353 --> 00:54:46,313
Well, who whooped your ass
and got away with it?

1099
00:54:46,396 --> 00:54:51,401
No, this was a high-impact
Tae Bo class I took. It's fine.

1100
00:54:51,485 --> 00:54:52,486
Okay.

1101
00:54:52,569 --> 00:54:55,614
How about our girl here
getting the radio play, huh?

1102
00:54:55,697 --> 00:54:57,657
Did I tell you she's a superstar or what?

1103
00:54:57,742 --> 00:54:59,368
Oh, yeah, she's getting some heat.

1104
00:54:59,451 --> 00:55:01,703
- Yeah, we'll see where it goes.
- Thanks, Bling.

1105
00:55:01,787 --> 00:55:06,333
Excuse me. Excuse me, Shortie Doo-Wop,
can I get two Zimas and for Sandy...

1106
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,335
I'll take a diet ginger ale.

1107
00:55:08,418 --> 00:55:11,463
- Amy Baskin.
- Sandy, what are you doing here?

1108
00:55:11,546 --> 00:55:14,759
I was invited.
Thank you very much. Hi.

1109
00:55:15,467 --> 00:55:17,636
Bling, I want you to meet Amy Baskin.

1110
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,472
To me, she is the next Grace Kelly.

1111
00:55:20,555 --> 00:55:23,142
- I'm trying.
- Amy? Courtney.

1112
00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:24,702
Remember me from the ritual pool party?

1113
00:55:24,726 --> 00:55:27,772
Oh, my God. I heard your song
on the radio twice today.

1114
00:55:27,855 --> 00:55:30,900
- Congratulations, Courtney.
- Oh, well, we got a great manager.

1115
00:55:30,983 --> 00:55:33,485
He told me to always sing from the heart.

1116
00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:36,071
And I tell this girl,
"Always act from the heart."

1117
00:55:36,155 --> 00:55:38,842
Hey, did we get the offer on
the Mentos commercial I was on hold for?

1118
00:55:38,866 --> 00:55:42,619
No, you weren't on hold for it.
What I said was,

1119
00:55:42,702 --> 00:55:46,498
"I called them and they put me on hold
for about 45 minutes."

1120
00:55:46,581 --> 00:55:50,085
But when they... they got on the phone,
they told me they passed on you.

1121
00:55:51,253 --> 00:55:52,838
- Well, there you go.
- No, it's good.

1122
00:55:52,922 --> 00:55:54,423
They said she had a great reading.

1123
00:55:54,506 --> 00:55:56,926
That it truly looked like
she loved the Mentos.

1124
00:55:57,759 --> 00:55:59,011
I'll be back with your drinks.

1125
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,095
- Okay.
- Okay.

1126
00:56:00,179 --> 00:56:03,473
Yo, check it out. It's OJ Simpson,
Phil Spector and Robert Blake.

1127
00:56:03,557 --> 00:56:06,393
Good guys.
Call 'em the dream team.

1128
00:56:06,476 --> 00:56:08,121
- I'm gonna go chop it up with 'em.
- All right.

1129
00:56:08,145 --> 00:56:11,023
The juice is on the loose!
What's happening, killer?

1130
00:56:11,606 --> 00:56:15,152
So, uh, what do you think?
We've been to the party. We had fun.

1131
00:56:15,235 --> 00:56:17,779
- Time to go?
- I wanna see Jonesy.

1132
00:56:17,863 --> 00:56:20,199
- Who's Jonesy?
- Quincy?

1133
00:56:20,282 --> 00:56:22,827
- Oh, Quincy? You wanna see, uh...
- Yeah.

1134
00:56:22,910 --> 00:56:24,286
Quincelius?

1135
00:56:24,369 --> 00:56:25,787
All right. Let's get that done.

1136
00:56:25,871 --> 00:56:28,391
- You think he's around?
- Yeah, it'll be good to see him again.

1137
00:56:28,999 --> 00:56:30,334
Uh, yeah, let's find him.

1138
00:56:31,043 --> 00:56:35,881
Okay, now, Courtney,
it's Domaines Ott Bandol Rosé.

1139
00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:37,216
- My favorite.
- Mmm.

1140
00:56:43,889 --> 00:56:45,224
What do you think?

1141
00:56:45,307 --> 00:56:48,102
Mmm! This is so good, Mr. Jones.

1142
00:56:48,185 --> 00:56:49,937
What do you think, Sandy?
You like it?

1143
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:52,898
What's the matter, man?

1144
00:56:52,982 --> 00:56:55,025
Nothing. No, I think it's good.

1145
00:56:55,109 --> 00:56:57,402
It's... it's... It's just grapey.

1146
00:56:58,237 --> 00:57:02,616
- What do you mean "grapey"?
- Oh, I... I didn't say it was a bad thing.

1147
00:57:03,617 --> 00:57:06,078
Okay. I'm gonna try
to respect your opinion, brother.

1148
00:57:06,661 --> 00:57:10,415
Let me try another one.
I've got a '61 Château Pétrus downstairs.

1149
00:57:10,499 --> 00:57:11,625
Okay.

1150
00:57:11,708 --> 00:57:14,419
I paid eight grand for it
at the Côte de Nuits.

1151
00:57:14,503 --> 00:57:16,296
- Yeah, okay.
- That's too much. No.

1152
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:18,590
Pretty sure this'll get your attention.

1153
00:57:18,673 --> 00:57:20,300
Thank you, Quincelius.

1154
00:57:20,384 --> 00:57:21,801
Who the hell is Quincelius?

1155
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:25,055
Nobody. Come on. What are we doing here?

1156
00:57:27,975 --> 00:57:29,559
Thank you.

1157
00:57:29,643 --> 00:57:31,854
It was grapey. It was a little grapey.

1158
00:57:31,937 --> 00:57:35,524
- I think you offended him.
- No, I didn't.

1159
00:57:35,607 --> 00:57:37,151
I thought it was cool.

1160
00:57:38,193 --> 00:57:42,156
When he comes back,
I dare you to say you hate that one, too.

1161
00:57:42,239 --> 00:57:43,407
What?

1162
00:57:43,490 --> 00:57:46,743
The man spent $8,000 on the wine.
He'll kill me.

1163
00:57:46,826 --> 00:57:49,538
Oh, we'll laugh our asses off. Come on.

1164
00:57:49,621 --> 00:57:54,293
- Courtney, what do you got me doing here?
- I was saving this for a special occasion.

1165
00:57:54,376 --> 00:57:56,170
I think this is special enough.

1166
00:57:58,338 --> 00:58:00,632
You'll have to let me know
what you think, baby.

1167
00:58:00,715 --> 00:58:02,467
Yeah. Thank you.

1168
00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:04,844
Very much.

1169
00:58:06,305 --> 00:58:07,932
What do you think, honey?

1170
00:58:08,015 --> 00:58:11,226
Mr. Jones, this is exquisite.

1171
00:58:11,310 --> 00:58:12,937
And, Sanford, you likey?

1172
00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:20,819
- Honestly?
- What else, man?

1173
00:58:22,362 --> 00:58:24,990
- It's a little nutty.
- Nutty?

1174
00:58:26,241 --> 00:58:27,742
For my taste.

1175
00:58:32,414 --> 00:58:34,917
Maybe if you put an ice cube in it...

1176
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,713
- Oh, my goodness.
- Get out of my house!

1177
00:58:39,796 --> 00:58:41,276
- Now!
- Hey, hey, I didn't mean to...

1178
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:45,302
- Now! Out! Out!
- I'm gonna leave.

1179
00:58:45,385 --> 00:58:47,972
- No, I just got to get my jacket.
- Out! Get... get out of here.

1180
00:58:48,055 --> 00:58:49,681
- Listen.
- Out!

1181
00:58:49,764 --> 00:58:53,102
Man, one of these is mine.
Is this navy or black?

1182
00:58:53,185 --> 00:58:57,022
I'm having a hard time seeing.
My glasses are blurry from the wine toss.

1183
00:58:57,106 --> 00:58:58,273
Get out!

1184
00:58:58,357 --> 00:59:00,943
You know what? This is probably it.
I... I'm gonna go.

1185
00:59:01,026 --> 00:59:03,737
- Leave!
- Courtney! Okay.

1186
00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:06,949
Hey. Thank you, Q-bert.
It was a great night.

1187
00:59:07,032 --> 00:59:10,035
- Did you see the way that was...
- You made me do that! You!

1188
00:59:10,119 --> 00:59:11,471
- How are we getting out?
- Are you happy?

1189
00:59:11,495 --> 00:59:13,830
I don't know where...
Go. Just go. Is he coming?

1190
00:59:13,913 --> 00:59:17,792
Courtney's first single was huge.
I remember the album was even bigger.

1191
00:59:17,876 --> 00:59:20,837
I heard every song
on every station of every radio.

1192
00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:27,177
Yay, Courtney!

1193
00:59:29,429 --> 00:59:32,016
Courtney blew up
to Whitney Houston-type status.

1194
00:59:32,099 --> 00:59:33,100
Oh, really?

1195
00:59:33,183 --> 00:59:34,983
- So it was crazy.
- Mariah Carey, you know...

1196
00:59:39,231 --> 00:59:43,152
You're nobody, and then you're somebody,
and everyone's clamoring after you.

1197
00:59:43,235 --> 00:59:45,737
And it's scary. It can be scary.

1198
00:59:59,001 --> 01:00:01,420
- Sandy...
- Courtney, what's wrong?

1199
01:00:01,503 --> 01:00:03,713
I think someone's outside my house.

1200
01:00:03,797 --> 01:00:06,401
I'm scared it's one of those freaks
that's been calling me or something.

1201
01:00:06,425 --> 01:00:08,510
What? Who's calling you?

1202
01:00:08,593 --> 01:00:09,803
I don't know.

1203
01:00:09,886 --> 01:00:12,681
I've been dealing with this
ever since I moved into this place.

1204
01:00:12,764 --> 01:00:14,891
- Are your doors locked?
- Yeah.

1205
01:00:14,974 --> 01:00:17,144
You stay inside. I'll be right there.

1206
01:00:27,779 --> 01:00:29,489
You're in trouble now, tough guy!

1207
01:00:30,324 --> 01:00:33,327
Look what I've been carrying
around in my backseat...

1208
01:00:33,993 --> 01:00:37,039
ever since I was attacked
on Ventura Place.

1209
01:00:37,956 --> 01:00:40,334
Huh? You like this?

1210
01:00:41,043 --> 01:00:42,836
You wanna... You wanna feel it?

1211
01:00:44,504 --> 01:00:46,048
Come out! Where are you?

1212
01:00:47,216 --> 01:00:49,926
Courtney, stay in the house!

1213
01:00:53,263 --> 01:00:54,431
What's that?

1214
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,185
What? You think you can hide?

1215
01:01:00,854 --> 01:01:04,441
Are you scared? Huh?

1216
01:01:04,524 --> 01:01:06,860
'Cause I'm scared, too.

1217
01:01:06,943 --> 01:01:10,280
I'm scared I'm gonna shatter
every bone in your face!

1218
01:01:17,246 --> 01:01:18,497
You're gone?

1219
01:01:20,374 --> 01:01:23,085
That's it. Truce.

1220
01:01:24,294 --> 01:01:25,295
No more.

1221
01:01:30,717 --> 01:01:32,094
Ow!

1222
01:01:36,515 --> 01:01:41,645
What you were so afraid of
was nothing but a raccoon.

1223
01:01:41,728 --> 01:01:42,729
No way.

1224
01:01:42,812 --> 01:01:46,108
I'm telling you, you'll never have to
worry about him again, though.

1225
01:01:46,816 --> 01:01:48,527
You didn't kill him, did you?

1226
01:01:49,403 --> 01:01:51,696
No. No. Uh, I...

1227
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:56,034
I seen him go out into the forest again
to see his family, so...

1228
01:01:56,118 --> 01:01:57,786
All right? But I screamed at him.

1229
01:01:57,869 --> 01:02:01,206
I let him know, "Don't come back here.
You stay with the..."

1230
01:02:02,374 --> 01:02:04,251
On your side of the fence."

1231
01:02:04,334 --> 01:02:06,170
Okay.

1232
01:02:06,253 --> 01:02:08,172
Come on in.
Let me wash those clothes.

1233
01:02:08,255 --> 01:02:12,301
When I used to represent Hooch
from Turner & Hooch,

1234
01:02:12,384 --> 01:02:16,638
I got a similar call
about a late-night trespasser.

1235
01:02:16,721 --> 01:02:19,349
Turned out it was Benji's trainer.

1236
01:02:19,433 --> 01:02:24,479
Uh, he was jealous that Hooch
was now the hottest dog in the business.

1237
01:02:24,563 --> 01:02:27,607
- You're making that up.
- No, no, no, I think that's true.

1238
01:02:27,691 --> 01:02:30,860
You're insane, Sandy.
Take off those pants.

1239
01:02:31,611 --> 01:02:34,198
What? What, right here?

1240
01:02:34,281 --> 01:02:35,324
I won't look.

1241
01:02:35,407 --> 01:02:37,492
Well, you'll be missing out, then.

1242
01:02:37,576 --> 01:02:39,244
Oh, really?

1243
01:02:39,911 --> 01:02:42,121
No. Maybe you should turn around.

1244
01:02:42,206 --> 01:02:44,666
Turning around.

1245
01:02:44,749 --> 01:02:47,752
I'm glad you took this place, by the way.

1246
01:02:47,836 --> 01:02:49,588
The real estate lady told me

1247
01:02:49,671 --> 01:02:53,467
that David Crosby died
three times in this house.

1248
01:02:53,550 --> 01:02:55,802
I'm gonna keep the beeper,
if that's all right.

1249
01:02:55,885 --> 01:02:58,638
Kevin Connors did a show on Brea tonight,

1250
01:02:58,722 --> 01:03:02,767
co-headlining with AJ Jamal.
I wanna make sure that went well.

1251
01:03:03,727 --> 01:03:06,104
So, pants are coming down.

1252
01:03:07,021 --> 01:03:08,273
Here you go.

1253
01:03:10,692 --> 01:03:13,237
All right. Come on.
Let's get these washed.

1254
01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:15,905
Sure. Hey, thanks for doing that.

1255
01:03:19,784 --> 01:03:21,370
You called Bling, too?

1256
01:03:21,453 --> 01:03:23,413
Oh, I was here anyway, Sandy.

1257
01:03:23,497 --> 01:03:25,374
With my pants on.

1258
01:03:30,044 --> 01:03:32,964
The important thing
is that Courtney feels safe.

1259
01:03:33,047 --> 01:03:34,966
- That's all I'm worried about.
- Hmm.

1260
01:03:35,049 --> 01:03:36,718
An unlisted phone number.

1261
01:03:36,801 --> 01:03:38,696
That's the way to go
for an artist of your stature.

1262
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,680
I can get that done for you
tomorrow morning.

1263
01:03:40,764 --> 01:03:43,975
Oh, no, it's all... It's all good, Sandy.
I handled it already.

1264
01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:47,145
Oh, you did? Good. Good. Good for you.

1265
01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:52,025
Sandy, can you pass me the gravy?

1266
01:03:52,108 --> 01:03:55,612
Can I pass you the gravy?
Absolutely. I can pass you the gravy.

1267
01:03:55,695 --> 01:03:57,507
- Here. You want me to put it on for you?
- I got it.

1268
01:03:57,531 --> 01:03:58,823
- You got it?
- Yeah.

1269
01:03:58,907 --> 01:04:01,660
I was thinking we should get back
in the studio, Courtney.

1270
01:04:01,743 --> 01:04:04,162
Maybe noodle around with some new tunes.

1271
01:04:04,246 --> 01:04:06,873
With all due respect, Sandy,
I understand that,

1272
01:04:06,956 --> 01:04:10,168
but, uh, her existing record's
gonna be on the charts for months.

1273
01:04:10,252 --> 01:04:12,504
You don't want her competing
against herself now, do you?

1274
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:16,633
Who else do you want her competing with?
I mean it's a win-win. To me.

1275
01:04:19,218 --> 01:04:20,470
I know what you mean, Sandy.

1276
01:04:20,554 --> 01:04:23,765
I have lots of ideas,
but I can't tomorrow.

1277
01:04:23,848 --> 01:04:25,975
We've got publicist meetings.

1278
01:04:26,059 --> 01:04:29,271
- Publicists? What... what publicists?
- Oh, yeah, just the top ones.

1279
01:04:29,354 --> 01:04:30,998
You know what?
I'll send you the list, actually.

1280
01:04:31,022 --> 01:04:33,608
You know what?
Better yet, I'll e-mail you the list.

1281
01:04:33,692 --> 01:04:36,445
- What is that?
- Oh, you're not familiar with e-mail?

1282
01:04:36,528 --> 01:04:40,282
E-mail? Of course I heard of that.
Which one are you talking about?

1283
01:04:40,365 --> 01:04:44,536
You got your computer, right?
And you plug that into your phone line...

1284
01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:50,334
and you could send a document to
another computer clear across the country

1285
01:04:50,417 --> 01:04:52,502
in a matter of minutes.

1286
01:04:52,586 --> 01:04:56,298
Who licks the envelope? R2-D2?
I'm lost right now.

1287
01:04:56,381 --> 01:04:59,050
Now I think we're making
a wrong move here.

1288
01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:03,221
I have a publicity campaign designed
strictly for this woman right here.

1289
01:05:03,305 --> 01:05:06,433
You have a publicity campaign? Well,
I mean, we're... The family's all here.

1290
01:05:06,516 --> 01:05:08,267
We would love to hear about it.
What is it?

1291
01:05:08,352 --> 01:05:10,770
Well, I usually like my clients
to start slow.

1292
01:05:10,854 --> 01:05:12,897
Keep it simple. Don't overexpose.

1293
01:05:14,232 --> 01:05:16,150
- Really, Sandy?
- Yes.

1294
01:05:16,234 --> 01:05:18,434
Just gonna spit your chicken on my face?
That's for you.

1295
01:05:19,237 --> 01:05:22,407
Okay. Maybe we'll hold off
on the publicist thing.

1296
01:05:22,491 --> 01:05:23,492
Thank you.

1297
01:05:23,575 --> 01:05:25,243
But then we'll bring in one soon.

1298
01:05:25,327 --> 01:05:26,953
- Okay, boys?
- We'll talk about that.

1299
01:05:27,036 --> 01:05:29,122
Absolutely. I think that's smart.

1300
01:05:29,205 --> 01:05:31,207
All right. I'm gonna go check
on these jeans.

1301
01:05:31,290 --> 01:05:33,209
- Okay?
- Yes, my queen.

1302
01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:34,628
Your queen?

1303
01:05:36,588 --> 01:05:41,050
Sandy, you are the reason
she needs a publicist.

1304
01:05:41,134 --> 01:05:42,511
I'm the reason?

1305
01:05:42,594 --> 01:05:45,448
You know how many calls I got after
Quincy Jones threw you out of his party?

1306
01:05:45,472 --> 01:05:49,351
- Oh... She dared me to do it.
- What are you, 14, Sandy?

1307
01:05:49,434 --> 01:05:51,811
No, I'm not 14. I'm not 14 at all.

1308
01:05:51,895 --> 01:05:53,312
Your job is to protect her.

1309
01:05:53,397 --> 01:05:55,399
I protect her 24/7!

1310
01:05:55,482 --> 01:05:58,067
And how is that?
By screwing up her shot on Arsenio?

1311
01:05:58,151 --> 01:05:59,694
We got the show, didn't we?

1312
01:05:59,778 --> 01:06:01,195
Because I fixed it!

1313
01:06:01,279 --> 01:06:04,323
You fixed it. You did everything.
You invented music.

1314
01:06:04,408 --> 01:06:05,659
What did you do, Sandy?

1315
01:06:05,742 --> 01:06:08,303
Did you file the paperwork for the Grammy
nomination before the deadline?

1316
01:06:08,327 --> 01:06:10,414
Did you squash the story in the Enquirer

1317
01:06:10,497 --> 01:06:13,833
about her corrections officer father
falling asleep during a prison riot?

1318
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,960
Did you send envelopes of cash
to the radio stations

1319
01:06:16,044 --> 01:06:17,336
so they could play her record?

1320
01:06:18,337 --> 01:06:19,839
No, you didn't do that.

1321
01:06:19,923 --> 01:06:21,442
You know how I know
you didn't do it, Sandy?

1322
01:06:21,466 --> 01:06:23,342
Because I did it. I did all those things.

1323
01:06:23,427 --> 01:06:26,012
And what did you do? Hmm?

1324
01:06:26,095 --> 01:06:30,016
You made sure Gary,
the daredevil trapeze artist,

1325
01:06:30,099 --> 01:06:32,936
was her opening act
at the Universal Amphitheatre.

1326
01:06:33,937 --> 01:06:34,938
Gary is family.

1327
01:06:35,021 --> 01:06:37,691
This dude shattered his pelvis
on an amplifier!

1328
01:06:37,774 --> 01:06:39,401
I was there. I saw.

1329
01:06:39,484 --> 01:06:41,360
There was blood
all over the first three rows!

1330
01:06:41,445 --> 01:06:43,405
- People were vomiting!
- Yeah, all right.

1331
01:06:43,488 --> 01:06:44,698
That doesn't really segue well

1332
01:06:44,781 --> 01:06:47,451
into soulful singer-songwriter now,
does it, Sandy?

1333
01:06:47,534 --> 01:06:49,911
She got 'em back.
She's too good to lose a crowd.

1334
01:06:49,994 --> 01:06:51,413
She's too good for you.

1335
01:06:52,288 --> 01:06:54,008
Sandy, she could have
any manager she wants.

1336
01:06:54,082 --> 01:06:55,166
She wants me!

1337
01:06:55,249 --> 01:06:57,419
And that is what's holding her back.

1338
01:06:59,170 --> 01:07:00,880
Look, Sandy, you did your job.

1339
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:04,426
You brought her up to the big leagues.

1340
01:07:04,509 --> 01:07:06,970
I'm telling you. Come on!

1341
01:07:07,887 --> 01:07:10,724
But now you're just...
You're out of your depth.

1342
01:07:10,807 --> 01:07:13,184
Don't let your ego get in the way.

1343
01:07:13,893 --> 01:07:17,981
Can you look me in the eye and tell me
you're doing what's best for her?

1344
01:07:22,401 --> 01:07:23,653
- Okay.
- Ah!

1345
01:07:23,737 --> 01:07:26,155
Pants-Off Dance-Off
is officially canceled.

1346
01:07:26,239 --> 01:07:27,616
- Put these bad boys on.
- Okay.

1347
01:07:27,699 --> 01:07:31,703
You got the stain out?
Very nice. Look at you. Look at you.

1348
01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:35,164
Well, I'm beat to shit.
I'm gonna call it.

1349
01:07:35,749 --> 01:07:39,002
You're gonna call it?
All right. I'll walk you out, then.

1350
01:07:39,085 --> 01:07:42,589
Thank you for everything.
Appreciate it all.

1351
01:07:52,015 --> 01:07:54,893
Oh. Oh, yeah. Good night.

1352
01:08:06,530 --> 01:08:08,364
Thanks for scaring the stalker raccoon.

1353
01:08:08,447 --> 01:08:11,660
You don't have to thank me, Courtney.
That's my pleasure.

1354
01:08:11,743 --> 01:08:12,744
Look, Sandy...

1355
01:08:14,453 --> 01:08:16,247
This rock star thing is new to me.

1356
01:08:17,123 --> 01:08:19,458
I'm doing the best I can
to make everybody happy, you know.

1357
01:08:19,543 --> 01:08:23,797
You make the world happy, Courtney.
That's all you need to worry about.

1358
01:08:24,714 --> 01:08:25,799
Thank you, Sandy.

1359
01:08:26,508 --> 01:08:29,302
That's why it's difficult
for me to tell you this.

1360
01:08:29,385 --> 01:08:33,014
But where you are right now
in your career,

1361
01:08:33,097 --> 01:08:36,768
and what it requires of my time, it's...

1362
01:08:38,937 --> 01:08:43,608
I'm being kind of forced here
to make sacrifices that,

1363
01:08:43,692 --> 01:08:46,945
with good conscience,
I don't really wanna make.

1364
01:08:47,028 --> 01:08:48,487
Like what?

1365
01:08:48,572 --> 01:08:52,576
Like my stable of talent.

1366
01:08:52,659 --> 01:08:57,163
I can't give them what I believe
each and every one of them deserves

1367
01:08:57,246 --> 01:09:02,794
if I'm worried about all the complexities
of your day-to-day.

1368
01:09:02,877 --> 01:09:05,046
It's a lot, kid. I'm sorry.

1369
01:09:05,129 --> 01:09:08,216
So what? You don't want
to work together anymore?

1370
01:09:08,299 --> 01:09:12,303
Well, it's just the current situation
isn't fair to you, either.

1371
01:09:12,386 --> 01:09:17,266
I can't commit to you 100%
if I got other things on my mind,

1372
01:09:17,350 --> 01:09:20,019
which unfortunately I do.
The stable.

1373
01:09:20,103 --> 01:09:22,731
Sandy, let's not do this right now.

1374
01:09:24,107 --> 01:09:26,776
Let's take a minute and think it over.

1375
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:28,778
I don't need a minute.

1376
01:09:28,862 --> 01:09:32,406
I promised your dad
I'd always do what's best for you.

1377
01:09:32,490 --> 01:09:33,825
This is best.

1378
01:09:38,121 --> 01:09:39,288
So that's it?

1379
01:09:41,165 --> 01:09:44,043
You ever need me, just beep.

1380
01:09:46,379 --> 01:09:47,546
Sandy.

1381
01:09:50,842 --> 01:09:51,843
Beep.

1382
01:09:53,637 --> 01:09:55,429
You're gonna be all right, Courtney.

1383
01:09:56,430 --> 01:09:57,849
You're gonna be a legend.

1384
01:10:00,434 --> 01:10:01,895
Brightest star out there.

1385
01:10:26,169 --> 01:10:30,381
Legend has it he stayed in that car
and cried for... six hours?

1386
01:10:35,428 --> 01:10:38,973
Someone called child services 'cause
they thought a little girl was in trouble.

1387
01:10:39,057 --> 01:10:40,058
- Yeah.
- In a car.

1388
01:10:44,729 --> 01:10:46,690
I mean, not that anybody has a good cry,

1389
01:10:46,773 --> 01:10:48,650
but his cry sounded
like some kind of, like,

1390
01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:51,235
lonesome moose.

1391
01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:59,661
Whatever the amount of time was
that he cried,

1392
01:10:59,744 --> 01:11:01,705
he broke his own rules.
He just got too close.

1393
01:11:01,788 --> 01:11:04,082
It was Alfred all over again.

1394
01:11:04,165 --> 01:11:05,416
That was a tough time...

1395
01:11:07,669 --> 01:11:13,341
'cause Sandy not only lost
his most talented client ever,

1396
01:11:13,424 --> 01:11:17,095
but he also lost this person
he had feelings for.

1397
01:11:18,096 --> 01:11:19,856
It must've been
especially painful for Sandy,

1398
01:11:19,931 --> 01:11:22,266
because Courtney Clarke was everywhere.

1399
01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:26,395
Whoo!

1400
01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:36,781
Gary Rodgers, ladies and gentlemen.

1401
01:11:36,864 --> 01:11:40,702
♪ There's something
In the way that you smile ♪

1402
01:11:41,869 --> 01:11:47,166
♪ There's something
In the way that you talk to me ♪

1403
01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:52,255
♪ The way that you look at me
Boy, I can't see anything... ♪

1404
01:11:52,338 --> 01:11:54,382
Yo, man, your girl blew up.
She the shit now.

1405
01:11:54,465 --> 01:11:56,509
- Congratulations, Sandy.
- Yeah.

1406
01:11:56,592 --> 01:11:58,677
Yeah, she's doing great. Uh...

1407
01:11:58,762 --> 01:12:01,014
We're not working together
anymore, though.

1408
01:12:02,098 --> 01:12:04,683
Oh. Now that makes sense.

1409
01:12:04,768 --> 01:12:06,060
Later, dawg.

1410
01:12:06,144 --> 01:12:08,396
Yeah. That makes sense.

1411
01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:11,775
It makes sense if I kill you, Arsenio.

1412
01:12:12,901 --> 01:12:14,110
That would make sense.

1413
01:12:14,193 --> 01:12:17,530
♪ I know it is destiny ♪

1414
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,703
♪ Hot summer nights, lovers ♪

1415
01:12:24,788 --> 01:12:26,205
Get out of town with that.

1416
01:12:26,289 --> 01:12:28,958
♪ Samba dancing with
Fire in their eyes burning ♪

1417
01:12:29,042 --> 01:12:30,084
Come on.

1418
01:12:30,794 --> 01:12:33,963
♪ Hearts on full with desire ♪

1419
01:12:34,047 --> 01:12:37,425
♪ Wanting you, wanting me ♪

1420
01:12:37,508 --> 01:12:42,513
♪ Gonna make you wanna fall in love
Love, love, love ♪

1421
01:12:43,597 --> 01:12:46,559
♪ Yeah, I think I'm gonna fall in love ♪

1422
01:12:47,268 --> 01:12:50,563
Oh, jeez, you're going for this?
Give me a break here.

1423
01:12:50,646 --> 01:12:54,400
♪ Samba dancing with
Fire in their eyes burning ♪

1424
01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:58,446
♪ Hearts on full with desire... ♪

1425
01:12:58,529 --> 01:12:59,906
All right. That's enough.

1426
01:13:00,949 --> 01:13:02,075
Come on, already.

1427
01:13:45,368 --> 01:13:46,785
What have we got here?

1428
01:13:49,831 --> 01:13:52,291
Sandy!

1429
01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,418
I was scared you wouldn't come.

1430
01:13:55,962 --> 01:13:59,298
Hey. Where's Peter? Is he doing PT?

1431
01:13:59,382 --> 01:14:02,551
Sandy, why don't you
take off your shoes?

1432
01:14:02,635 --> 01:14:05,138
Take off my... Oh, for your rug?

1433
01:14:05,221 --> 01:14:07,140
You know, my shoes are actually cleaner

1434
01:14:07,223 --> 01:14:09,767
than my socks, but...

1435
01:14:09,851 --> 01:14:11,269
And here we are.

1436
01:14:12,896 --> 01:14:14,856
- Hey, hey.
- And here's your throne.

1437
01:14:14,939 --> 01:14:16,983
Why don't you sit down, Sandy?

1438
01:14:17,066 --> 01:14:19,152
- Hey.
- What would you like to drink?

1439
01:14:19,235 --> 01:14:21,362
You know, I got a bit of a sour stomach.

1440
01:14:21,445 --> 01:14:25,533
If you got Dr. Brown's black cherry diet,
that would be perfect.

1441
01:14:27,493 --> 01:14:30,538
Or a big glass of whiskey.
Either way is...

1442
01:14:40,298 --> 01:14:41,299
Oh, look.

1443
01:14:41,883 --> 01:14:43,634
Ah.

1444
01:14:47,388 --> 01:14:51,600
Did you ever see
that naughty little movie, 9½ Weeks?

1445
01:14:51,684 --> 01:14:53,019
No, I didn't.

1446
01:14:53,102 --> 01:14:56,314
I saw Problem Child, though.
That kid was hysterical.

1447
01:14:58,482 --> 01:15:02,486
Well, not as funny as that.
Look at you.

1448
01:15:03,321 --> 01:15:06,365
- Peter's been sick for a long time.
- Yeah.

1449
01:15:07,366 --> 01:15:09,827
And a woman yearns for a man's touch.

1450
01:15:10,536 --> 01:15:12,038
Hey, no, that's natural.

1451
01:15:12,121 --> 01:15:13,998
Are you a man, Sandy?

1452
01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,875
I don't know. I...

1453
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,545
I was bar mitzvahed,
but that was a long time ago.

1454
01:15:22,465 --> 01:15:24,467
- You know what I love about you?
- Yeah?

1455
01:15:24,550 --> 01:15:26,760
Your voice.

1456
01:15:26,844 --> 01:15:29,013
Come on. I've got a surprise.

1457
01:15:30,348 --> 01:15:31,533
- Come along.
- Hey, what's this?

1458
01:15:31,557 --> 01:15:33,851
- Just sit here. Now, sit.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.

1459
01:15:33,935 --> 01:15:36,520
Aye, aye, aye! Yeah!

1460
01:15:36,604 --> 01:15:38,397
Touch me, Sandy. Touch me.

1461
01:15:38,481 --> 01:15:41,484
Well, I... I was just walking
on the carpet in my socks.

1462
01:15:41,567 --> 01:15:46,530
- I don't wanna zap you.
- Oh. You can zap me. Just zap me.

1463
01:15:50,243 --> 01:15:51,995
Cindy!

1464
01:16:01,712 --> 01:16:05,924
Don't worry about Peter.
He only wants my happiness.

1465
01:16:06,009 --> 01:16:07,260
Yeah.

1466
01:16:13,807 --> 01:16:16,310
I can't do it. I can't.

1467
01:16:16,394 --> 01:16:18,854
- I'd feel better if we...
- Don't, Sandy, please.

1468
01:16:18,938 --> 01:16:21,440
- Don't leave. Stay here.
- Oh...

1469
01:16:21,524 --> 01:16:23,359
We... we could put a blanket
over his head.

1470
01:16:24,193 --> 01:16:28,156
That's... that's actually a thought.

1471
01:16:28,239 --> 01:16:30,908
No. He says no. He said... I'm sorry.

1472
01:16:30,992 --> 01:16:34,120
I consider Peter a friend,

1473
01:16:34,203 --> 01:16:38,041
whether he's alive or dead
or in a vegetative state.

1474
01:16:38,124 --> 01:16:40,501
Thanks for the offer, okay?

1475
01:16:41,710 --> 01:16:44,963
I got the shock! I knew I... The socks.

1476
01:16:52,305 --> 01:16:53,306
Pervert.

1477
01:16:58,644 --> 01:16:59,770
- Cindy!
- Cindy!

1478
01:16:59,853 --> 01:17:01,147
Madonna!

1479
01:17:01,230 --> 01:17:02,315
Melissa!

1480
01:17:03,191 --> 01:17:05,734
Wrapping up the CDs.

1481
01:17:05,818 --> 01:17:07,945
Doing too good a job. I feel that...

1482
01:17:09,405 --> 01:17:12,991
Just... a little bit overzealous
with the wrapping is my feeling.

1483
01:17:13,076 --> 01:17:16,370
What is the security on this thing?

1484
01:17:16,454 --> 01:17:17,746
It's a $12 item.

1485
01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:19,748
They got it wrapped up
like the Hope Diamond.

1486
01:17:20,874 --> 01:17:22,668
It's impossible
that they have cellophane...

1487
01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:26,922
What are you doing? You look gloomy.
Reiser's killing out there. Come on.

1488
01:17:27,005 --> 01:17:29,675
You're like a monkey with a coconut.
You're just looking at it...

1489
01:17:29,758 --> 01:17:32,612
He's killing the jokes that I wrote.
It should be me up there killing it.

1490
01:17:32,636 --> 01:17:36,307
Next year, it will be.
CBS sees your jokes work now.

1491
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:39,227
Next year, you'll be telling those jokes,
'cause you wrote 'em.

1492
01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:46,109
You want me to do the jokes
he's telling right now

1493
01:17:46,192 --> 01:17:47,193
on next year's Grammys?

1494
01:17:47,276 --> 01:17:49,070
But you do 'em in your voice.

1495
01:17:49,153 --> 01:17:51,631
But the punch lines are the same.
People have heard them already.

1496
01:17:51,655 --> 01:17:53,199
You do new punch lines.

1497
01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:55,409
So then they're new...
They're new jokes.

1498
01:17:55,493 --> 01:17:57,661
No, but you're doing 'em in your voice.

1499
01:17:57,745 --> 01:17:59,122
I wanna strangle you.

1500
01:17:59,205 --> 01:18:00,765
- Don't say "your voice" again.
- What are you...

1501
01:18:00,789 --> 01:18:02,509
I'm gonna kill you
if you say "in my voice."

1502
01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:04,668
- Would you stop? I can't ever...
- Sandy?

1503
01:18:07,255 --> 01:18:08,256
Courtney.

1504
01:18:09,507 --> 01:18:11,259
Look at you!

1505
01:18:11,342 --> 01:18:14,845
- Hey! Hey.
- Hey! Oh.

1506
01:18:16,639 --> 01:18:20,518
You, uh, remember my, uh,
client Paul Reiser?

1507
01:18:21,519 --> 01:18:23,646
- Kevin Connors.
- Kevin!

1508
01:18:24,355 --> 01:18:26,440
They should have had you host this show.

1509
01:18:26,524 --> 01:18:30,569
Paul Reiser is usually funny,
but his jokes tonight are just corny.

1510
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,573
- You still doing Atkins? I see.
- Atkins.

1511
01:18:34,657 --> 01:18:36,377
- You look great!
- Thank you. Well, my God.

1512
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:38,095
- I look good? Look at you.
- You look so good!

1513
01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:40,829
I have been following you.
You are doing so well.

1514
01:18:40,913 --> 01:18:44,500
The Grammy tonight. Did I tell you
when that was gonna happen, huh?

1515
01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,127
You deserve it all. You really do.

1516
01:18:46,210 --> 01:18:49,505
You deserve it, too.
I wouldn't be here without you.

1517
01:18:49,588 --> 01:18:52,675
Are you kidding me?
You cannot stop a shooting star.

1518
01:18:52,758 --> 01:18:54,635
- Aw.
- Our scientists have proven this.

1519
01:18:55,261 --> 01:18:57,221
You are unbelievable, Sandy.

1520
01:18:57,305 --> 01:18:59,307
How's Bling? Where is he?

1521
01:18:59,390 --> 01:19:02,560
Yeah, he's my label guy.
He's not my guy-guy anymore.

1522
01:19:02,643 --> 01:19:05,979
- Well, I'm so sorry. That's...
- Don't be.

1523
01:19:06,063 --> 01:19:07,898
Things happen for a reason.

1524
01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:09,581
I scored us each a goodie bag, my sweet.

1525
01:19:09,608 --> 01:19:11,860
- Hi, cuteness.
- Can I keep your PlayStation?

1526
01:19:11,944 --> 01:19:13,196
Yes.

1527
01:19:13,279 --> 01:19:18,909
Guys, this is my new boyfriend, Ra...
Say it for me, babe.

1528
01:19:18,992 --> 01:19:20,411
Ramiro Alejandro.

1529
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:24,207
- Sandy Wexler.
- Nice to meet you, Ramir...

1530
01:19:24,290 --> 01:19:26,083
- Ramiro Alejandro.
- I know.

1531
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:29,295
Oh, is this the old Make-A-Wish guy
you were telling me about?

1532
01:19:29,378 --> 01:19:32,005
No. No, we used to work together.

1533
01:19:32,089 --> 01:19:35,050
Hey, you wanna come to Clive Davis'
after-party? You could ride with us.

1534
01:19:35,133 --> 01:19:36,969
I, uh, would love to.

1535
01:19:37,052 --> 01:19:39,305
- I, uh, have to go somewhere.
- Aw.

1536
01:19:39,388 --> 01:19:42,391
A client of mine... Amy Baskin.
You... you remember Amy.

1537
01:19:42,475 --> 01:19:43,476
Yeah!

1538
01:19:43,559 --> 01:19:47,813
Yes, well, she got the lead in
Sound of Music at the Pasadena Playhouse.

1539
01:19:47,896 --> 01:19:51,817
- She'll be Partygoer Number One.
- Yeah, that's the lead.

1540
01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:54,445
It is. She's... she's the lead partygoer.

1541
01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:57,698
Let's get together real soon, Sandy.
Promise me.

1542
01:19:57,781 --> 01:20:00,659
- I promise. You promise me this.
- Of course. What?

1543
01:20:00,743 --> 01:20:02,103
- After Clive's party...
- Mmm-hmm.

1544
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,538
- You put on the ugly duckling hat...
- Oh, gosh.

1545
01:20:04,622 --> 01:20:06,582
And you remind yourself
where you came from.

1546
01:20:06,665 --> 01:20:07,958
Not on this hair.

1547
01:20:08,041 --> 01:20:10,043
- Like we... Nope, not on your hair.
- Courtney...

1548
01:20:10,127 --> 01:20:11,629
- You promise?
- We have to go.

1549
01:20:11,712 --> 01:20:13,422
- I promise. Okay.
- I gotta see you. Okay.

1550
01:20:13,506 --> 01:20:15,299
Good to see you, babe.

1551
01:20:15,383 --> 01:20:18,844
Nice meeting you, Sammy!
Hope they find a cure for you, buddy.

1552
01:20:18,927 --> 01:20:20,721
Buddy, move. Move!

1553
01:20:20,804 --> 01:20:22,604
- Get out the way!
- Which way are you moving?

1554
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:23,825
- Okay, go!
- Sandy, move! Sandy!

1555
01:20:23,849 --> 01:20:25,643
That was another tough goodbye for Sandy.

1556
01:20:25,726 --> 01:20:29,021
He... he didn't even know if he
would ever see or talk to Courtney again.

1557
01:20:29,104 --> 01:20:30,564
Of course he kept himself busy.

1558
01:20:30,648 --> 01:20:32,149
He actually signed someone

1559
01:20:32,233 --> 01:20:35,110
who was involved in the biggest form
of entertainment in the '90s.

1560
01:20:35,193 --> 01:20:36,695
Wrestling. Professional wrestling.

1561
01:20:39,990 --> 01:20:42,576
Yeah!

1562
01:20:51,835 --> 01:20:52,836
Yeah!

1563
01:21:02,346 --> 01:21:07,184
Go to sleep, baby!
It's night-night time!

1564
01:21:18,195 --> 01:21:19,905
- You're the man, Bedtime.
- Isn't he?

1565
01:21:19,988 --> 01:21:21,716
Oh, I know you're gonna
take the title on Sunday.

1566
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:24,785
I'm gonna make 'em go night-night.

1567
01:21:25,869 --> 01:21:28,664
- Thank you.
- I'm gonna lose.

1568
01:21:28,747 --> 01:21:30,624
You don't know that. Hang on, please.

1569
01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:33,627
Yeah, I do know that. I got the script.

1570
01:21:33,711 --> 01:21:37,340
Tsunami sits on my face until I tap out.
I'm never gonna be the champ.

1571
01:21:37,423 --> 01:21:38,591
Okay, look.

1572
01:21:38,674 --> 01:21:42,720
The good thing is, you're gonna have
a grown man sit on your face

1573
01:21:42,803 --> 01:21:46,056
and the entire world is gonna be watching.
That's a positive.

1574
01:21:46,139 --> 01:21:48,285
- That's not a positive.
- It's a positive because it's...

1575
01:21:48,309 --> 01:21:49,602
- The fame factor.
- What?

1576
01:21:49,685 --> 01:21:52,885
Hey, Bedtime. Will you rock me like a baby
while my brother Dicky gets a picture?

1577
01:21:52,938 --> 01:21:54,857
- What are you, six?
- Yeah, of course he will.

1578
01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:57,126
- Of course he will do it.
- Do you see the size of this guy?

1579
01:21:57,150 --> 01:21:58,193
Just get on it.

1580
01:21:58,276 --> 01:22:02,197
Oh. Hang on, guys.
My cellular device is ringing.

1581
01:22:02,948 --> 01:22:05,283
And I hit this, and I pull this.

1582
01:22:06,118 --> 01:22:07,244
Wexler Artists.

1583
01:22:07,328 --> 01:22:09,747
Mr. Wexler, it is Chippy from Dan Tana's.

1584
01:22:09,830 --> 01:22:14,585
Chippy! Hey! How's it going?
How was your vacation to Cincinnati?

1585
01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:17,295
It was, uh, not a vacation.
My mother died.

1586
01:22:17,380 --> 01:22:18,922
I went to Cincinnati for the funeral.

1587
01:22:19,006 --> 01:22:21,258
Oh, yeah. That's right. How's your mother?

1588
01:22:22,885 --> 01:22:24,094
What are you calling for?

1589
01:22:24,177 --> 01:22:27,890
We have a delicate situation with a client
of yours who has had too much to drink.

1590
01:22:27,973 --> 01:22:30,726
And unfortunately,
there are very many paparazzi out front.

1591
01:22:31,935 --> 01:22:34,104
Oh, boy. Was it Gary or Kevin?

1592
01:22:39,276 --> 01:22:41,236
Yeah, I chased him
for six or seven blocks.

1593
01:22:41,319 --> 01:22:45,073
Just come on. Get a life, guys. Jeez.

1594
01:22:51,329 --> 01:22:53,123
- Bring me to the package.
- This way.

1595
01:23:02,716 --> 01:23:03,926
Courtney?

1596
01:23:05,260 --> 01:23:08,346
What the... What's going on, kiddo?

1597
01:23:08,931 --> 01:23:11,224
Sandy! They found you!

1598
01:23:11,308 --> 01:23:12,768
Yeah, they found me.

1599
01:23:12,851 --> 01:23:16,188
You just stay put, okay?
You stay right there.

1600
01:23:20,984 --> 01:23:23,362
Aw, Sandy to the rescue.

1601
01:23:24,279 --> 01:23:27,575
No one can find out about this.
You understand me, Chippy? Not even you.

1602
01:23:28,617 --> 01:23:29,785
Okay, Sandy.

1603
01:23:31,203 --> 01:23:32,663
- Okay.
- Sandy!

1604
01:23:34,707 --> 01:23:37,710
What? She'll suffocate?
Is that what you're saying?

1605
01:23:37,793 --> 01:23:40,253
Courtney! Courtney! Courtney!

1606
01:23:40,337 --> 01:23:42,214
Go jump in a lake, fellas!

1607
01:23:47,970 --> 01:23:52,641
Ah! No, no, no, no! Oh, come on!
Oh, please, please, please.

1608
01:23:53,851 --> 01:23:56,394
Keep your voices down. Let her sleep.

1609
01:23:58,021 --> 01:24:01,525
That's right. Just sleep. Sleep, sleep.

1610
01:24:02,109 --> 01:24:04,445
Let me get this up for you.

1611
01:24:05,362 --> 01:24:08,031
And you... you're breathing.

1612
01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:09,950
Are you breathing?

1613
01:24:10,659 --> 01:24:12,661
Yeah, there it is. Okay.

1614
01:24:12,745 --> 01:24:13,829
You'll be all right.

1615
01:24:15,956 --> 01:24:19,793
I'm telling you, he's the best
ventriloquist in the business. He...

1616
01:24:19,877 --> 01:24:21,336
You don't see him talking?

1617
01:24:21,419 --> 01:24:26,341
No, you see his lips move slightly,
but that's not the important thing.

1618
01:24:26,424 --> 01:24:28,969
The important thing
is what the guy is saying.

1619
01:24:29,052 --> 01:24:32,097
No one looks at the lips
if they're laughing, then...

1620
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:33,849
No, kids love him.

1621
01:24:33,932 --> 01:24:37,686
That's why I'm bringing it up
to you. The kids will love this guy.

1622
01:24:37,770 --> 01:24:41,273
He's got curly hair,
and... and he's got the mustache.

1623
01:24:41,356 --> 01:24:42,357
I'm sorry.

1624
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,402
- Linda, I'm... I'm just asking if you...
- Do you want some breakfast?

1625
01:24:45,486 --> 01:24:47,404
- Sandy...
- If you could just

1626
01:24:47,488 --> 01:24:49,447
put a good word in for me. That's it.

1627
01:24:49,532 --> 01:24:51,617
Maybe put his headshot on his desk.

1628
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,036
- I really wish I could, Sandy.
- Hey, just meat, right?

1629
01:24:54,119 --> 01:24:56,454
Oh, yeah. Hold on. Just meat.

1630
01:24:57,498 --> 01:24:58,666
Just meet with him.

1631
01:24:59,374 --> 01:25:01,752
That's all I'm asking you to do.
Just meet with him.

1632
01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,003
All right, Sandy.

1633
01:25:03,086 --> 01:25:06,464
Thank you, Linda! Thank you!

1634
01:25:06,549 --> 01:25:08,425
Happy birthday on Wednesday.

1635
01:25:08,509 --> 01:25:10,803
- How did you know that?
- Yeah, 'cause I know.

1636
01:25:10,886 --> 01:25:13,138
'Cause I know. I know everything.

1637
01:25:14,973 --> 01:25:17,518
How good is this? Phenomenal.

1638
01:25:17,601 --> 01:25:19,562
No one knows
how to cook health food like...

1639
01:25:19,645 --> 01:25:22,105
You're fantastic. You can do it all.

1640
01:25:22,815 --> 01:25:26,193
I owe you for last night.
I'm embarrassed.

1641
01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:29,362
Hey, everybody gets zonked
once in a while.

1642
01:25:29,446 --> 01:25:31,824
The question is, why are we doing it?

1643
01:25:33,075 --> 01:25:34,493
I don't know. I...

1644
01:25:35,035 --> 01:25:36,494
I just broke up with Billy.

1645
01:25:36,579 --> 01:25:40,332
Billy? Who's Billy?
What happened to the Marc Anthony fella?

1646
01:25:40,415 --> 01:25:41,959
Marc Anthony? Come on, Sandy.

1647
01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:44,587
Pick up a People magazine
every once in a while.

1648
01:25:44,670 --> 01:25:46,755
That was three boyfriends ago.

1649
01:25:46,839 --> 01:25:50,425
Oh, hey, I gotta start writing
some of these names down.

1650
01:25:50,508 --> 01:25:53,637
I'm getting lost.
I'm joking around with you.

1651
01:25:53,721 --> 01:25:56,139
What you're doing's perfectly natural.

1652
01:25:56,223 --> 01:25:58,642
Anyone in your position
would be doing the same.

1653
01:25:58,726 --> 01:26:00,060
Look, Liza did it.

1654
01:26:00,769 --> 01:26:03,856
Elizabeth Taylor did it.
Sherwood Schwartz did it.

1655
01:26:03,939 --> 01:26:06,483
Just my life.

1656
01:26:07,610 --> 01:26:09,319
It feels out of control.

1657
01:26:09,402 --> 01:26:13,782
I can't connect with anybody.
I don't... I just don't feel safe.

1658
01:26:13,866 --> 01:26:15,826
I can't even go ten feet

1659
01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:20,706
without the paparazzi following me,
taking pictures of me, spying on me.

1660
01:26:20,789 --> 01:26:22,350
I don't even want to
leave my house anymore.

1661
01:26:22,374 --> 01:26:24,001
What? You gotta leave your house.

1662
01:26:24,084 --> 01:26:26,962
Even Michael Jackson
leaves his house once in a while.

1663
01:26:27,713 --> 01:26:28,547
How?

1664
01:26:28,631 --> 01:26:31,634
He just don't look like Michael Jackson.

1665
01:26:35,470 --> 01:26:37,555
Excuse me, sir.
You know what time it is?

1666
01:26:40,517 --> 01:26:42,060
Can you do me a favor?

1667
01:26:42,144 --> 01:26:45,689
Courtney Clarke was just in there.
Uh, could you find out where she went?

1668
01:26:45,773 --> 01:26:48,525
This is...
Somebody just got their life back!

1669
01:26:48,609 --> 01:26:51,278
Why do you own this stuff?

1670
01:26:51,361 --> 01:26:53,739
Why? Those are my workout clothes.

1671
01:26:53,822 --> 01:26:55,699
You work out?

1672
01:26:55,783 --> 01:26:59,828
Suzanne Somers personally gave me
one of the very first ThighMasters.

1673
01:26:59,912 --> 01:27:01,163
I use it as much as I can.

1674
01:27:01,246 --> 01:27:02,915
This conversation is over.

1675
01:27:02,998 --> 01:27:05,292
What? It's for firm thighs and buttocks.

1676
01:27:05,375 --> 01:27:07,836
- Sandy, please stop talking.
- All right.

1677
01:27:08,586 --> 01:27:09,672
What we gonna do today?

1678
01:27:09,755 --> 01:27:12,633
What we gonna do today?
Anything you want, kiddo.

1679
01:27:12,716 --> 01:27:15,761
- Okay, lead the way, ThighMaster.
- Hey! Now, wait a minute.

1680
01:27:15,844 --> 01:27:18,764
- By the way, the dogs are good for cardio.
- Oh.

1681
01:27:19,807 --> 01:27:20,808
What does that mean?

1682
01:27:20,891 --> 01:27:22,059
You'll see.

1683
01:27:22,142 --> 01:27:24,895
- Go! Run! Run! Run!
- Okay! Okay!

1684
01:27:26,772 --> 01:27:28,481
Well, here comes the test.

1685
01:27:29,692 --> 01:27:32,485
Look at that. Look at that. Huh?

1686
01:27:32,569 --> 01:27:34,154
Wow.

1687
01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:37,115
Why am I golfing?

1688
01:27:37,199 --> 01:27:39,034
Golfing is very relaxing.

1689
01:27:39,117 --> 01:27:42,412
You don't have to think
about nothing but smacking that ball.

1690
01:27:42,495 --> 01:27:44,206
Have you ever played before?

1691
01:27:44,289 --> 01:27:47,125
- No.
- No? It's quite easy.

1692
01:27:47,209 --> 01:27:50,587
I'll take out the big stick
'cause it's fun to hit 'em far.

1693
01:27:50,671 --> 01:27:54,216
It's always good to warm up a little bit.
Ow! Okay.

1694
01:27:54,299 --> 01:27:57,135
I got actually a little problem
in the back.

1695
01:27:57,219 --> 01:27:59,596
- You okay?
- Yeah. Just give me one sec.

1696
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:00,681
God damn it.

1697
01:28:00,764 --> 01:28:02,659
- Should I call for help?
- No, I'll be all right.

1698
01:28:02,683 --> 01:28:04,893
Just give me one sec.
I just gotta stretch.

1699
01:28:06,687 --> 01:28:09,815
All right. Just give me one more sec.
I do need help.

1700
01:28:16,989 --> 01:28:18,531
You need to go to the bathroom?

1701
01:28:18,615 --> 01:28:21,159
No, I'm just... I'm getting it lined up.

1702
01:28:22,285 --> 01:28:25,831
Let's just say goodbye
to all our troubles, okay?

1703
01:28:25,914 --> 01:28:26,915
Okay.

1704
01:28:26,999 --> 01:28:30,002
If you got any problems,
put 'em into the ball and send them away.

1705
01:28:32,504 --> 01:28:35,257
Is it supposed to curve
off to the right like that?

1706
01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:37,509
Yeah, I was playing a dogleg right.

1707
01:28:37,592 --> 01:28:39,302
- A dogleg?
- Right.

1708
01:28:39,386 --> 01:28:42,389
You gotta bend it around the trees,
and that's what I was going for.

1709
01:28:42,472 --> 01:28:44,557
- Can I try it?
- You wanna try? Okay.

1710
01:28:44,641 --> 01:28:46,601
I was gonna show you
a little more, but okay.

1711
01:28:46,684 --> 01:28:48,270
- Okay.
- So let me...

1712
01:28:48,353 --> 01:28:50,123
You know, maybe you should
tee it up for yourself.

1713
01:28:50,147 --> 01:28:51,439
Tee it up. Here.

1714
01:28:51,523 --> 01:28:53,901
- You tee it up, and you say goodbye.
- Right here.

1715
01:28:53,984 --> 01:28:54,985
Okay.

1716
01:28:55,068 --> 01:28:57,005
And just have a good time
and don't worry about where it goes.

1717
01:28:57,029 --> 01:28:58,739
- Let's see.
- Okay.

1718
01:29:03,243 --> 01:29:06,079
Am I being hustled right now?
What was that?

1719
01:29:06,163 --> 01:29:10,250
I swear I didn't play every day growing up
with my Uncle Davey who's a golf pro.

1720
01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:12,127
Oh, well...

1721
01:29:12,210 --> 01:29:14,755
Does this guy need a manager because...

1722
01:29:14,838 --> 01:29:16,673
- Come over here.
- What are we doing?

1723
01:29:16,757 --> 01:29:18,037
We gotta work on that slice leg.

1724
01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:19,652
- Oh, my God.
- Here you go. Here you go.

1725
01:29:19,676 --> 01:29:21,863
- This is your day. I don't want to...
- No. No, no, no. You got it?

1726
01:29:21,887 --> 01:29:24,222
- You're okay with it?
- Oh, it's my day now. Come on.

1727
01:29:24,306 --> 01:29:25,515
- In the hips.
- In the hips.

1728
01:29:25,598 --> 01:29:26,599
Here we go.

1729
01:29:26,683 --> 01:29:29,394
Oh! All right! Hold on now.

1730
01:29:30,020 --> 01:29:32,605
Huh? I beg your pardon?

1731
01:29:32,689 --> 01:29:33,690
Tell me. Tell me.

1732
01:29:33,774 --> 01:29:34,900
A company called Pixar...

1733
01:29:34,983 --> 01:29:36,294
- Pixar?
- Wants me to do a voice

1734
01:29:36,318 --> 01:29:38,445
in some animated movie
about a bunch of toys.

1735
01:29:38,528 --> 01:29:39,905
Cartoons are dead.

1736
01:29:39,988 --> 01:29:41,489
Tell 'em pass.

1737
01:29:41,573 --> 01:29:44,076
- Okay. Sandy knows best.
- I mean, come on. I do know best.

1738
01:29:44,159 --> 01:29:48,455
The lady at Chili's said they'll keep it
open till 10:30 for us, so that's good.

1739
01:29:48,538 --> 01:29:49,873
How you feeling anyway?

1740
01:29:49,957 --> 01:29:51,041
As good as anybody can feel

1741
01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:53,444
knowing they're about to get
their face sat on by that guy.

1742
01:29:54,252 --> 01:29:55,462
Damn, that's a big ass!

1743
01:29:55,545 --> 01:29:57,172
- That's right...
- Get off me!

1744
01:29:57,255 --> 01:30:00,342
Listen. Will you just trust me?
This is a good night for you.

1745
01:30:00,425 --> 01:30:01,551
Trust you? It's humiliating.

1746
01:30:01,634 --> 01:30:04,346
My kids are out there, man!
My wife might not ever kiss me again!

1747
01:30:04,429 --> 01:30:07,390
Randy Savage had to get whooped 24 times

1748
01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:10,768
before he finally pinned Ted DiBiase
to win the belt, man!

1749
01:30:10,853 --> 01:30:13,373
How does your platinum-selling ass
know about wrestling history?

1750
01:30:13,438 --> 01:30:16,608
I'm from Alaska.
It was either watch wrestling or fish.

1751
01:30:16,691 --> 01:30:18,276
Is that adorable?

1752
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:21,279
Will you just take it all in
and promise me you'll have fun?

1753
01:30:21,363 --> 01:30:23,823
This is a big night for you.
Look at me.

1754
01:30:23,907 --> 01:30:26,493
Man, how does your goofy ass
have me feeling good right now?

1755
01:30:26,576 --> 01:30:27,577
That's impossible!

1756
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:30,372
Because you know I love ya
and I'm your family.

1757
01:30:30,455 --> 01:30:32,124
All right, good luck.

1758
01:30:32,207 --> 01:30:33,541
Get out there!

1759
01:30:38,171 --> 01:30:39,547
Yeah! Come on!

1760
01:30:48,723 --> 01:30:50,808
Fight!

1761
01:30:54,104 --> 01:30:55,188
Okay.

1762
01:31:11,538 --> 01:31:12,747
No!

1763
01:31:19,671 --> 01:31:20,964
Break, break, break, break!

1764
01:31:21,798 --> 01:31:24,717
Hey, what are you doing?
Stick to the script.

1765
01:31:24,801 --> 01:31:26,695
I'm sorry, Tsunami.
You're gonna have to earn this one.

1766
01:31:26,719 --> 01:31:27,930
What? Hey...

1767
01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:34,852
This is bullshit.
I'm supposed to win.

1768
01:31:34,937 --> 01:31:37,522
This happening?
Huh, this is happening?

1769
01:31:37,605 --> 01:31:38,690
Well, bring it on!

1770
01:31:44,737 --> 01:31:46,739
Okay, get back there, champ!

1771
01:31:49,492 --> 01:31:51,536
There it is. Now it's getting real.

1772
01:31:55,707 --> 01:31:56,916
Thank you very much!

1773
01:32:01,463 --> 01:32:02,463
What is this?

1774
01:32:10,097 --> 01:32:12,432
No, you're not! What's going on here?

1775
01:32:21,733 --> 01:32:22,817
Say it!

1776
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:25,112
It's time to go night-night!

1777
01:32:45,340 --> 01:32:48,051
- I got the belt! I'm the champ!
- You the man! You the man!

1778
01:32:48,135 --> 01:32:50,928
- Sandy! How?
- What do you... Huh?

1779
01:32:51,513 --> 01:32:56,684
The referee is a client, and
Wexler Artists look out for each other.

1780
01:32:56,768 --> 01:32:58,978
Oh, man!
Those guys are gonna fire his ass!

1781
01:32:59,062 --> 01:33:00,605
Of course they are,

1782
01:33:00,688 --> 01:33:04,567
but I already got him a job as a referee
for the Harlem Globetrotters.

1783
01:33:04,651 --> 01:33:06,986
- I know. I understand.
- You're never going to work again!

1784
01:33:07,070 --> 01:33:09,447
What do you say, champ? Proud of ya.

1785
01:33:10,365 --> 01:33:13,035
Oh! I'm so happy, Sandy!

1786
01:33:13,118 --> 01:33:16,621
I love you. This is your moment.
This is all you.

1787
01:33:16,704 --> 01:33:19,332
I'm just so happy for you
and your wife and your kids.

1788
01:33:19,416 --> 01:33:20,667
Okay? That's all I want.

1789
01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:23,086
- I love you! I love you!
- You deserve everything!

1790
01:33:23,170 --> 01:33:25,880
- Courtney, get in here!
- You deserve everything!

1791
01:33:25,963 --> 01:33:27,674
Uh, we do have to go to Chili's, though.

1792
01:33:27,757 --> 01:33:30,427
I told the lady we'd be there
by 10:30, so let's get going.

1793
01:33:30,510 --> 01:33:33,030
- Why are you talking about Chili's now?
- I just don't wanna...

1794
01:33:33,096 --> 01:33:36,224
I don't want her to screw us
for the next time, you know. Let's go.

1795
01:33:50,238 --> 01:33:52,865
Eat up those baby backs, guys.

1796
01:33:54,784 --> 01:33:59,706
How do you take care of everybody
and never worry about yourself?

1797
01:34:00,915 --> 01:34:02,667
How do you become Sandy?

1798
01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:04,294
Oh, well, listen.

1799
01:34:04,377 --> 01:34:07,964
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.

1800
01:34:08,047 --> 01:34:09,674
- Hmm.
- Huh?

1801
01:34:12,510 --> 01:34:14,679
I wish I could stay here.

1802
01:34:14,762 --> 01:34:17,557
This is the best day I've had in years.

1803
01:34:19,226 --> 01:34:22,019
Listen, you can stay as long as you want.

1804
01:34:23,105 --> 01:34:25,273
I'm supposed to go to New York tomorrow

1805
01:34:25,357 --> 01:34:28,318
and shoot this VH1 thing
with Lenny Kravitz.

1806
01:34:29,068 --> 01:34:30,069
Yeah?

1807
01:34:31,363 --> 01:34:32,655
That's a good thing.

1808
01:34:33,740 --> 01:34:34,741
Is it?

1809
01:34:36,284 --> 01:34:37,619
Then why don't I wanna go?

1810
01:34:43,208 --> 01:34:44,667
Tell me I don't have to go, Sandy.

1811
01:34:46,628 --> 01:34:48,255
No, no, no.

1812
01:34:49,672 --> 01:34:50,798
Why won't you?

1813
01:34:52,300 --> 01:34:54,802
'Cause that's not my job anymore.

1814
01:34:55,970 --> 01:34:57,347
Okay.

1815
01:34:58,181 --> 01:34:59,682
What do you want me to do?

1816
01:35:02,477 --> 01:35:07,357
What I want you to do
is concentrate on your career.

1817
01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:09,108
Music comes first.

1818
01:35:10,318 --> 01:35:11,903
Go to New York.

1819
01:35:16,408 --> 01:35:19,035
- You know what?
- What?

1820
01:35:20,870 --> 01:35:22,455
You're a jerk.

1821
01:35:32,257 --> 01:35:34,050
Oh, God, yes!

1822
01:35:35,260 --> 01:35:36,719
What was that?

1823
01:35:37,595 --> 01:35:39,931
- Firuz!
- Oh, all right, then.

1824
01:35:40,014 --> 01:35:41,724
I'll go take a walk or something.

1825
01:35:42,434 --> 01:35:44,561
Have the best night of your life, Sandy.

1826
01:35:45,687 --> 01:35:47,146
I'm trying.

1827
01:35:49,732 --> 01:35:51,901
Ultimately, I have to move.

1828
01:36:29,564 --> 01:36:32,734
The day was perfect, the night was better.

1829
01:36:32,817 --> 01:36:35,320
Thank you. I'm off to New York.

1830
01:36:35,403 --> 01:36:37,239
Sandy knows best.

1831
01:36:37,322 --> 01:36:38,573
Love, Court.

1832
01:36:46,205 --> 01:36:49,000
- Pick that up!
- Shut up, Firuz!

1833
01:36:52,211 --> 01:36:53,880
Just shut up.

1834
01:36:53,963 --> 01:36:55,632
Success can be really lonely.

1835
01:36:55,715 --> 01:36:58,343
That's why you kinda long
for someone to share it with.

1836
01:36:58,426 --> 01:37:00,928
So a week later,
her and Lenny Kravitz moved in together.

1837
01:37:01,012 --> 01:37:03,598
And then two weeks later after that,
moved out.

1838
01:37:03,681 --> 01:37:05,016
And she moved on to Johnny Depp.

1839
01:37:05,099 --> 01:37:06,369
- Chris Cornell.
- George Clooney.

1840
01:37:06,393 --> 01:37:08,227
- Ziggy Marley.
- Pauly Shore.

1841
01:37:08,311 --> 01:37:09,937
I went out with her?

1842
01:37:10,021 --> 01:37:12,315
Man, Sandy was messed up.

1843
01:37:13,650 --> 01:37:15,318
Sir, are you committing suicide?

1844
01:37:15,402 --> 01:37:17,404
'Cause I don't think
I'm allowed to film that!

1845
01:37:17,487 --> 01:37:19,113
No, I'm not!

1846
01:37:19,196 --> 01:37:21,366
I'm fine, thank you very much!

1847
01:37:21,449 --> 01:37:25,202
She can date whoever she wants to date!
That's her thing!

1848
01:37:25,287 --> 01:37:27,830
- He's talking to me.
- He's talking to you?

1849
01:37:34,045 --> 01:37:38,132
Sandy, that pool looks far away.
How long until my skin starts burning?

1850
01:37:38,215 --> 01:37:44,055
I think the safety advisor
said four seconds you get

1851
01:37:44,138 --> 01:37:45,890
before you must be wet.

1852
01:37:45,973 --> 01:37:47,733
You think he said that
or he said that? Four?

1853
01:37:47,809 --> 01:37:51,020
I got to admit, I haven't been sleeping.
I'm just so tired.

1854
01:37:51,103 --> 01:37:52,783
I don't care. I'm about to be lit on fire!

1855
01:37:52,855 --> 01:37:55,232
He said it! He said what he said.

1856
01:37:55,317 --> 01:37:59,236
Okay, here we go. Right calf first.

1857
01:37:59,321 --> 01:38:01,489
Okay. Okay.

1858
01:38:01,572 --> 01:38:03,908
- Okay!
- Okay, go, go, go!

1859
01:38:03,992 --> 01:38:05,868
Whoo! Yeah!

1860
01:38:07,286 --> 01:38:09,246
What? Oh!

1861
01:38:09,997 --> 01:38:11,541
No!

1862
01:38:14,251 --> 01:38:16,045
No!

1863
01:38:17,046 --> 01:38:20,800
Okay. So birds sleep at night,
but the bats wake up.

1864
01:38:20,883 --> 01:38:22,469
Okay.

1865
01:38:22,552 --> 01:38:25,847
Now we know. Now we know.
No, this is a good thing.

1866
01:38:29,851 --> 01:38:32,186
I'm telling you, Bud,
he can follow anybody.

1867
01:38:32,269 --> 01:38:35,440
He can follow... He followed Minnie
at The Ice House recently.

1868
01:38:35,523 --> 01:38:39,276
I know you don't like The Ice House.
I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry.

1869
01:38:39,361 --> 01:38:41,028
All right, I'm gonna go watch Kevin.

1870
01:38:41,654 --> 01:38:43,573
- Hey, Sandy.
- Kirby.

1871
01:38:43,656 --> 01:38:44,657
You got a minute?

1872
01:38:44,741 --> 01:38:47,535
Yeah, I'm going to watch
my client on stage.

1873
01:38:47,619 --> 01:38:50,287
Actually, Kevin and I think
it's time for a change.

1874
01:38:50,372 --> 01:38:51,831
He's dumping me through you?

1875
01:38:51,914 --> 01:38:54,501
You gotta admit,
you've been a bit clingy. I'm telling ya.

1876
01:38:54,584 --> 01:38:55,978
You're telling me? I'm telling you.

1877
01:38:56,002 --> 01:38:57,086
So we agree.

1878
01:38:58,505 --> 01:39:02,133
Bud, Alex, how are you guys?
Good to see you.

1879
01:39:02,216 --> 01:39:04,218
It's all happening here tonight, isn't it?

1880
01:39:10,016 --> 01:39:14,061
♪ You give me butterfly, butterflies ♪

1881
01:39:14,145 --> 01:39:16,272
♪ Down in my soul ♪

1882
01:39:16,981 --> 01:39:19,025
♪ Butterflies, butterfly ♪

1883
01:39:19,776 --> 01:39:21,576
Why the hell do you
have me singing that song?

1884
01:39:21,611 --> 01:39:23,279
- They hated it!
- No.

1885
01:39:23,362 --> 01:39:24,822
This is an awful idea, Sandy!

1886
01:39:24,906 --> 01:39:28,117
No, I... I'm telling you,
you did better than you think!

1887
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:31,162
- You are out of your mind!
- No! No!

1888
01:39:31,245 --> 01:39:32,705
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't.

1889
01:39:32,789 --> 01:39:34,916
- It's time you go night-night.
- No night-night! No!

1890
01:39:34,999 --> 01:39:37,334
- You're fired.
- Oh, God! Come on!

1891
01:39:37,419 --> 01:39:40,797
No! You can't do that to me! Aah!

1892
01:39:43,466 --> 01:39:45,134
We're done, Sandy. We're done!

1893
01:39:45,217 --> 01:39:46,302
Don't say that.

1894
01:39:51,683 --> 01:39:53,476
Your life is an adventure.

1895
01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:55,186
You don't want to miss a single moment.

1896
01:39:55,269 --> 01:39:58,314
- This girl's the new Grace Kelly.
- Now, you don't have to.

1897
01:39:58,397 --> 01:40:02,735
Vag-Eze, America's number one
vaginal discharge ointment.

1898
01:40:02,819 --> 01:40:05,572
Side effects include dryness,
burning, itching, fallopian tube...

1899
01:40:05,655 --> 01:40:08,491
- What's vaginal discharge?
- Can I have some?

1900
01:40:09,075 --> 01:40:11,994
You said it was
a coffee commercial, Sandy!

1901
01:40:13,871 --> 01:40:16,040
What the hell is going on here?

1902
01:40:19,210 --> 01:40:22,964
Please, God, I need a miracle.

1903
01:40:33,182 --> 01:40:39,689
"Remember, kids,
if you laugh when you are blue,"

1904
01:40:39,772 --> 01:40:41,858
the sun...

1905
01:40:41,941 --> 01:40:45,027
will always shine on you.

1906
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:49,198
Honk, honk.

1907
01:40:50,783 --> 01:40:53,369
"Mr. Buttons."

1908
01:41:24,150 --> 01:41:25,151
Teddy!

1909
01:41:26,694 --> 01:41:30,156
Wonderful news. Mr. Buttons is dead!

1910
01:41:31,658 --> 01:41:33,159
You killed him?

1911
01:41:33,242 --> 01:41:36,370
No! He hung himself!

1912
01:41:36,453 --> 01:41:39,541
- Really?
- His time slot's open, guys.

1913
01:41:39,624 --> 01:41:41,167
I got you the audition.

1914
01:41:41,250 --> 01:41:43,753
It doesn't feel right.
I mean, I feel bad for the guy.

1915
01:41:43,836 --> 01:41:45,838
Screw Mr. Buttons! It's our turn!

1916
01:41:45,922 --> 01:41:50,009
- He couldn't take the pressure.
- He took the coward's way out.

1917
01:41:50,092 --> 01:41:54,346
I gotta tell you, it's the first time
I... I agree with the puppets.

1918
01:41:58,475 --> 01:42:01,103
Friend Boom Boom is gonna
sing a song for us today, kids.

1919
01:42:01,187 --> 01:42:03,027
Would you like that?
Would you like to hear it?

1920
01:42:04,523 --> 01:42:05,775
I hate singing.

1921
01:42:05,858 --> 01:42:08,319
What are you talking about?
You sing all the time.

1922
01:42:08,402 --> 01:42:10,738
You sing in the car,
you sing in the shower...

1923
01:42:10,822 --> 01:42:12,574
You spy on me in the shower?

1924
01:42:14,033 --> 01:42:17,078
- That is not what I meant.
- I can sing, Ted.

1925
01:42:17,161 --> 01:42:20,331
- Would you like to hear that, kids?
- Yeah!

1926
01:42:26,378 --> 01:42:28,089
You have something
in your throat, Heather?

1927
01:42:28,172 --> 01:42:29,465
Yeah, your hand, dummy!

1928
01:42:33,385 --> 01:42:35,930
I can't believe it.
These kids are eating your boy up!

1929
01:42:36,013 --> 01:42:37,493
I mean, he could be the next Buttons.

1930
01:42:37,556 --> 01:42:39,809
- Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say?
- Yeah, great.

1931
01:42:39,892 --> 01:42:42,436
Hey! There's a caterpillar on your face.

1932
01:42:43,688 --> 01:42:45,272
What's with you?
What, are you okay?

1933
01:42:45,356 --> 01:42:47,984
- No, no, I, uh...
- Something wrong? There's something wrong?

1934
01:42:48,067 --> 01:42:51,362
Maybe a little dizzy.
I had too many bacon bits this morning.

1935
01:42:51,445 --> 01:42:54,448
Bacon Bits? What is that?
That's a dog food, no?

1936
01:42:54,531 --> 01:42:56,701
No. Didn't say that on the box.

1937
01:42:56,784 --> 01:43:00,246
Yeah, all right, whatever. Tell you what,
you come to my office in an hour.

1938
01:43:00,329 --> 01:43:01,789
We'll hammer out a deal.

1939
01:43:01,873 --> 01:43:04,959
I'll get your boy on the air ASAP.
Okay, bud?

1940
01:43:05,042 --> 01:43:07,962
All righty. That makes me very happy.

1941
01:43:10,506 --> 01:43:12,216
They absolutely loved you.

1942
01:43:12,299 --> 01:43:14,802
- You're getting the job, Teddy.
- I did good. I did good.

1943
01:43:14,886 --> 01:43:18,597
My only fear is they're gonna try
to lowball you on the deal, all right?

1944
01:43:18,681 --> 01:43:21,142
The key to this meeting is tough talk.

1945
01:43:21,809 --> 01:43:25,813
These TV jerks only respond
to bullying and aggression.

1946
01:43:25,897 --> 01:43:28,440
Well, I'll let you handle all that, okay?

1947
01:43:29,901 --> 01:43:33,445
I'm no doctor,
but Sandy look like crap on a stick.

1948
01:43:33,529 --> 01:43:35,072
No, I'm fine.

1949
01:43:35,156 --> 01:43:37,574
- Sandy!
- No.

1950
01:43:37,659 --> 01:43:39,618
I think
he's having a heart attack.

1951
01:43:39,702 --> 01:43:42,579
We... we gotta get you to a hospital.
Boom Boom, call an ambulance!

1952
01:43:42,664 --> 01:43:49,086
No, Boom Boom.
First meeting, close deal, then hop-ital.

1953
01:43:49,170 --> 01:43:51,338
Forget the meeting.
You can barely speak.

1954
01:43:51,964 --> 01:43:55,301
But... you can.

1955
01:43:58,763 --> 01:44:02,850
So what we saw in there
told us everything we need to know.

1956
01:44:03,517 --> 01:44:06,312
We love Ted. The kids love Ted.

1957
01:44:06,395 --> 01:44:08,022
That is... That's spectacular.

1958
01:44:08,105 --> 01:44:09,648
Thank you. Thank you so much.

1959
01:44:09,732 --> 01:44:12,819
But the fact is
he's never been on television.

1960
01:44:12,902 --> 01:44:14,570
So here's the deal.

1961
01:44:14,653 --> 01:44:19,701
Six episodes, 15 grand a pop,
and then we see what we do from there.

1962
01:44:26,207 --> 01:44:28,250
Are you kidding me, Marty?

1963
01:44:29,501 --> 01:44:33,089
- What?
- You think I'm a complete a-hole?

1964
01:44:33,172 --> 01:44:34,548
No, no, no.

1965
01:44:34,631 --> 01:44:37,093
Then why are you treating me like one?

1966
01:44:37,676 --> 01:44:40,429
I think it's a reasonable
starting place, Sandy.

1967
01:44:42,139 --> 01:44:45,517
Reasonable, Fishbein? It's dog crap.

1968
01:44:46,102 --> 01:44:47,436
If we take this deal,

1969
01:44:47,519 --> 01:44:51,733
my guy's gonna end up at the end of a rope
just like your last clown.

1970
01:44:52,358 --> 01:44:54,568
- Whoa, man!
- All right. Sandy, Sandy. Take it easy.

1971
01:44:54,651 --> 01:44:57,446
Take it easy. Just make us a counter.

1972
01:44:58,823 --> 01:45:02,869
We want a two year...
Five year deal.

1973
01:45:02,952 --> 01:45:04,036
Sandy, please.

1974
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:07,957
Twenty-four show minimum,
50 grand an episode,

1975
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:12,628
with a 200K bump
every year we're on the air.

1976
01:45:13,295 --> 01:45:14,922
This guy's an animal.

1977
01:45:15,006 --> 01:45:16,548
He's literally foaming at the mouth.

1978
01:45:16,632 --> 01:45:19,718
And the puppets get
their own dressing rooms.

1979
01:45:22,013 --> 01:45:23,097
Just kidding.

1980
01:45:24,265 --> 01:45:25,391
Okay.

1981
01:45:25,474 --> 01:45:29,603
Three years, 20 show minimum,
at the numbers you mentioned.

1982
01:45:30,646 --> 01:45:31,688
Deal.

1983
01:45:31,773 --> 01:45:35,484
Ted, welcome to the UPN family.

1984
01:45:41,698 --> 01:45:47,204
And that's how Sandy died.
On the conference room floor at UPN.

1985
01:45:48,956 --> 01:45:50,875
Just kidding.
They took him to the hospital.

1986
01:45:52,334 --> 01:45:53,753
Where am I?

1987
01:45:53,836 --> 01:45:56,798
You had a minor heart attack.
A warning shot.

1988
01:45:57,506 --> 01:46:00,009
Probably due to stress. And meat.

1989
01:46:00,092 --> 01:46:03,137
Just need to rest for a few days.
Here you go.

1990
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:13,772
This is too nice of a room for me.
I can't afford this.

1991
01:46:13,856 --> 01:46:17,902
Come on, man. I wasn't gonna let you
slum it down in the regular people ward.

1992
01:46:17,985 --> 01:46:20,696
First class all the way for my Sandman.

1993
01:46:20,779 --> 01:46:23,240
- You came!
- Of course.

1994
01:46:23,324 --> 01:46:25,742
Miss Clarke, I love your new album.

1995
01:46:25,827 --> 01:46:27,470
I play it every day. I'm obsessed with it.

1996
01:46:27,494 --> 01:46:28,495
Thank you.

1997
01:46:28,579 --> 01:46:29,848
- You're so beautiful.
- Thank you.

1998
01:46:29,872 --> 01:46:31,916
Can I touch you?

1999
01:46:33,667 --> 01:46:36,295
Oh, I... I...
I just touched the queen!

2000
01:46:36,378 --> 01:46:40,257
Oh, and you, sir, you need a new bedpan,
so I'm gonna grab that for you.

2001
01:46:40,341 --> 01:46:43,219
- I used the bedpan while I was sleeping?
- Thanks.

2002
01:46:44,803 --> 01:46:46,722
You did a new album?

2003
01:46:46,805 --> 01:46:50,434
Oh. Don't you worry about that.
I want you to worry about getting better.

2004
01:46:51,143 --> 01:46:54,271
It's scary, knowing your heart's not good.

2005
01:46:54,355 --> 01:46:59,568
Sandy Wexler, you have
the biggest, best, strongest heart

2006
01:46:59,651 --> 01:47:03,322
in this whole miserable town.
And that's a fact.

2007
01:47:03,405 --> 01:47:05,116
Miserable town?

2008
01:47:05,199 --> 01:47:08,494
It's been quite nice to you,
thank you very much.

2009
01:47:08,577 --> 01:47:09,871
I guess.

2010
01:47:09,954 --> 01:47:12,164
I just feel like I need a change,
you know?

2011
01:47:13,916 --> 01:47:15,792
So I'm moving to Seattle.

2012
01:47:15,877 --> 01:47:18,795
Seattle? What are you talking about?

2013
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:25,177
That whole grunge thing, that's old hat.
Why would you go there?

2014
01:47:26,095 --> 01:47:29,765
The guy I'm marrying lives there.

2015
01:47:32,643 --> 01:47:34,228
You're getting married?

2016
01:47:35,980 --> 01:47:37,398
Yeah.

2017
01:47:37,481 --> 01:47:39,650
Saturday, in Malibu.

2018
01:47:39,733 --> 01:47:43,362
His name is Eric Lamonsoff.
He's not in show business.

2019
01:47:43,445 --> 01:47:45,864
He owns a chain of coffee stores.

2020
01:47:45,948 --> 01:47:49,493
A store that just sells coffee?
I don't know.

2021
01:47:49,576 --> 01:47:51,620
That ain't gonna work, kid.

2022
01:47:52,454 --> 01:47:55,457
I just need a... a break from the music.

2023
01:47:56,042 --> 01:47:59,921
But singing's the only thing
that makes you happy.

2024
01:48:00,004 --> 01:48:03,257
Yeah, but I'm looking for something else
to make me happy.

2025
01:48:05,384 --> 01:48:06,802
'Cause that's not it anymore.

2026
01:48:10,139 --> 01:48:13,684
Miss Clarke, I'm so sorry to bother you,
but would you?

2027
01:48:13,767 --> 01:48:15,019
Sure.

2028
01:48:15,102 --> 01:48:17,813
Is that the record? Can you play it?

2029
01:48:17,896 --> 01:48:19,941
- Is there a player in the room?
- Yeah.

2030
01:48:20,983 --> 01:48:22,859
I gotta hear this.

2031
01:48:29,741 --> 01:48:31,618
You were always there for me.

2032
01:48:34,330 --> 01:48:35,664
Even when you weren't.

2033
01:48:44,506 --> 01:48:45,882
Goodbye, Sandy.

2034
01:48:55,517 --> 01:48:59,313
♪ My world had no room for dreams ♪

2035
01:48:59,396 --> 01:49:01,732
♪ When you found me ♪

2036
01:49:03,525 --> 01:49:06,778
♪ I was happy just floating downstream ♪

2037
01:49:06,862 --> 01:49:10,782
♪ That's when you found me ♪

2038
01:49:11,658 --> 01:49:16,288
♪ Life was passing me by
But you told me to fly ♪

2039
01:49:16,372 --> 01:49:19,583
♪ I thought that I was invisible ♪

2040
01:49:19,666 --> 01:49:23,587
♪ But you saw me ♪

2041
01:49:23,670 --> 01:49:30,136
♪ Yeah, you saw me ♪

2042
01:49:30,719 --> 01:49:34,598
♪ And I'm gonna love you ♪

2043
01:49:34,681 --> 01:49:38,769
♪ In the rain or shine
Till the end of time ♪

2044
01:49:38,852 --> 01:49:42,856
♪ Let you know that I need you ♪

2045
01:49:42,939 --> 01:49:47,486
♪ You're my everything
The reason I sing ♪

2046
01:49:47,569 --> 01:49:51,032
♪ Just take me away
Give me love ♪

2047
01:49:51,115 --> 01:49:54,618
♪ The northern lights
And the stars above... ♪

2048
01:49:54,701 --> 01:49:57,704
♪ ...went wandering far and near ♪

2049
01:49:57,788 --> 01:50:02,000
♪ But in every place
They said to his face now ♪

2050
01:50:02,084 --> 01:50:04,253
♪ Get out of here ♪

2051
01:50:04,836 --> 01:50:07,464
♪ Get out, get out ♪

2052
01:50:07,548 --> 01:50:09,133
I love this song.

2053
01:50:09,758 --> 01:50:11,302
This guy's butchering it.

2054
01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:15,764
Alfred?

2055
01:50:17,141 --> 01:50:19,893
Wow. Nobody's called me that in years.

2056
01:50:20,894 --> 01:50:22,229
Good to see you, Sandy.

2057
01:50:22,313 --> 01:50:24,981
Hey, what are you doing here?

2058
01:50:25,066 --> 01:50:27,526
Well, this is where
I get all my best ideas.

2059
01:50:27,609 --> 01:50:29,027
Well, here and the radio.

2060
01:50:29,111 --> 01:50:31,822
Yeah, you... you've been on such a roll.

2061
01:50:31,905 --> 01:50:35,742
From "My Bologna"
to "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi."

2062
01:50:35,826 --> 01:50:37,869
Just great. Clever stuff.

2063
01:50:37,953 --> 01:50:40,640
Oh, thanks, man. Well, you know,
you're the one who put it all together.

2064
01:50:40,664 --> 01:50:42,624
Remember what you told me?

2065
01:50:42,708 --> 01:50:44,168
- Stick with the accordion.
- Uh-huh.

2066
01:50:44,251 --> 01:50:46,170
Only wear Hawaiian shirts.

2067
01:50:46,253 --> 01:50:48,922
Do funny words to other people's songs.

2068
01:50:49,005 --> 01:50:50,299
- Genius.
- Huh?

2069
01:50:50,382 --> 01:50:54,511
I'm glad. I'm glad it all worked out
for you. I really am. Sincerely.

2070
01:50:54,595 --> 01:50:58,390
Thank you, man. Well, I'm just sorry
that we couldn't have done it together.

2071
01:50:58,974 --> 01:51:00,892
Hey, listen. I got too close.

2072
01:51:00,976 --> 01:51:03,645
Our friendship was getting
in the way of our business.

2073
01:51:03,729 --> 01:51:05,606
You did what you had to do.

2074
01:51:05,689 --> 01:51:08,734
Wait a minute.
Is that what you think happened?

2075
01:51:08,817 --> 01:51:10,068
That is what happened.

2076
01:51:10,152 --> 01:51:12,821
- You thought we got too close?
- Yeah.

2077
01:51:12,904 --> 01:51:15,532
- No, Sandy.
- That's not why I left you.

2078
01:51:15,616 --> 01:51:18,952
I left you because you
could never tell me the truth.

2079
01:51:19,620 --> 01:51:21,247
What? That's ridiculous!

2080
01:51:21,330 --> 01:51:23,915
Tell me one time
I didn't tell you the truth.

2081
01:51:25,334 --> 01:51:27,961
You told me we could copyright
the word "weird."

2082
01:51:28,044 --> 01:51:31,757
No, I said it was weird
that we couldn't copyright it.

2083
01:51:31,840 --> 01:51:34,551
You... Come on. You were hearing
what you want to hear.

2084
01:51:34,635 --> 01:51:36,970
Sandy, you tell people
what you think they want to hear.

2085
01:51:37,053 --> 01:51:39,556
- I don't agree.
- No, look.

2086
01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:45,437
For me, if you really care about someone,
you tell 'em the truth.

2087
01:51:54,530 --> 01:51:55,947
You're right, Alfred.

2088
01:51:57,408 --> 01:51:59,326
Damn it, you're 100% right.

2089
01:52:00,869 --> 01:52:03,872
- Your hair looks good, by the way.
- Thanks, man, I...

2090
01:52:04,748 --> 01:52:08,210
- You're lying again.
- I am. It looks like dirty spaghetti.

2091
01:52:08,294 --> 01:52:10,962
I gotta stop. I'm gonna stop!

2092
01:52:11,046 --> 01:52:12,923
- I'm gonna stop, Alfred.
- You should.

2093
01:52:17,303 --> 01:52:20,514
Hey! Hey! You suck!

2094
01:52:20,597 --> 01:52:23,184
You know what?
Real funny, Weird Al.

2095
01:52:23,267 --> 01:52:27,271
Why don't you make me laugh one time
without using somebody else's music?

2096
01:52:27,354 --> 01:52:28,480
Get off of me.

2097
01:52:29,731 --> 01:52:33,068
I'd like to book a space
for a private event.

2098
01:52:33,151 --> 01:52:37,614
No! No! Don't tell me it's impossible!
Everything's negotiable!

2099
01:52:43,204 --> 01:52:46,415
Put it on your calendar, Ted.
Okay? Don't be late.

2100
01:52:46,498 --> 01:52:47,958
I think we'll be busy.

2101
01:52:48,041 --> 01:52:49,335
- I'm not talking to you.
- Hey!

2102
01:52:49,418 --> 01:52:50,544
I'm talking to Ted!

2103
01:52:50,627 --> 01:52:52,838
- Okay. We'll be there.
- What's his problem?

2104
01:52:52,921 --> 01:52:54,673
I don't know. Just do what he says.

2105
01:53:04,266 --> 01:53:07,686
It's an international call,
so talk fast, okay?

2106
01:53:08,437 --> 01:53:09,646
Can I count on you?

2107
01:53:10,689 --> 01:53:11,690
Perfect.

2108
01:53:11,773 --> 01:53:13,609
And you have a valid driver's license?

2109
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:19,531
How am I looking?

2110
01:53:19,615 --> 01:53:21,074
You actually look good, Sandy.

2111
01:53:21,157 --> 01:53:22,659
That surprises you?

2112
01:53:27,163 --> 01:53:29,791
- Courtney, your limo is here.
- It's showtime, girl.

2113
01:53:29,875 --> 01:53:32,419
Wow. Um, it's early.
I'll be right down, guys.

2114
01:53:42,971 --> 01:53:45,266
It's a big day, Miss Courtney Clarke.

2115
01:53:46,182 --> 01:53:47,518
The biggest.

2116
01:53:47,601 --> 01:53:50,228
- You look very beautiful.
- Thanks.

2117
01:53:50,312 --> 01:53:51,647
How is traffic out there?

2118
01:53:51,730 --> 01:53:55,066
Traffic's not a problem.
You sit back, relax.

2119
01:53:58,362 --> 01:54:00,322
Let Firuz take good care of you.

2120
01:54:04,826 --> 01:54:07,203
Sir, I think you missed our turn.

2121
01:54:07,288 --> 01:54:08,664
No, no, no, no.

2122
01:54:08,747 --> 01:54:10,791
That was a thing that on purpose I did.

2123
01:54:11,458 --> 01:54:13,835
We're going shortcut.

2124
01:54:32,646 --> 01:54:34,440
What are we doing here?

2125
01:54:34,523 --> 01:54:36,817
Please, miss, go inside.

2126
01:54:37,776 --> 01:54:39,445
I'm going inside to call the police.

2127
01:55:16,272 --> 01:55:17,316
Sandy?

2128
01:55:18,359 --> 01:55:21,403
Just you and me
under the stars again, kid.

2129
01:55:21,487 --> 01:55:25,240
- Yeah, but now's not exactly a good time.
- I know.

2130
01:55:25,324 --> 01:55:30,412
And I have no right to say to you what
I'm gonna say, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

2131
01:55:31,788 --> 01:55:34,416
You like making trouble,
don't you, Sandy?

2132
01:55:34,500 --> 01:55:36,627
Look, here's the thing.

2133
01:55:36,710 --> 01:55:41,673
Maybe sometimes I got a way of telling
people what I think they want to hear,

2134
01:55:41,757 --> 01:55:44,635
rather than what I'm really thinking.

2135
01:55:44,718 --> 01:55:48,889
So I was thinking, if I started
saying the stuff that I think,

2136
01:55:49,598 --> 01:55:53,268
maybe I'm gonna find out that's actually
what the people wanted to hear.

2137
01:55:54,019 --> 01:55:56,146
Oh, shit, Sandy.
You mixed up your pills.

2138
01:55:56,813 --> 01:56:00,817
What I'm trying to say is
this Eric Lamonsoff guy is wrong for you.

2139
01:56:00,901 --> 01:56:05,071
Just like Bling was the wrong guy
and Lenny Kravitz.

2140
01:56:05,155 --> 01:56:09,743
Marc Anthony. And Prince.
And Apollonia.

2141
01:56:10,326 --> 01:56:13,329
Dennis Rodman,
who's great on the boards, but...

2142
01:56:13,414 --> 01:56:15,582
You dated Dennis Rodman?
Good Lord.

2143
01:56:16,625 --> 01:56:18,043
Dad, what are you doing here?

2144
01:56:18,126 --> 01:56:20,295
Sandy's gettin' to that part.
You just listen.

2145
01:56:20,379 --> 01:56:22,005
Yeah, thank you, Willy.

2146
01:56:22,714 --> 01:56:24,215
All right, here's the deal.

2147
01:56:25,426 --> 01:56:28,929
All those guys were chasing you
because you're incredible.

2148
01:56:29,012 --> 01:56:32,098
But none of them really know who you are.

2149
01:56:33,517 --> 01:56:34,893
Who am I, Sandy?

2150
01:56:34,976 --> 01:56:37,020
You're Courtney Clarke.

2151
01:56:38,104 --> 01:56:40,566
The beautiful swan from Magic Mountain.

2152
01:56:41,567 --> 01:56:43,694
Now, I wouldn't tell you to break a deal

2153
01:56:43,777 --> 01:56:47,197
unless I thought there was
a better offer out there for you.

2154
01:56:47,864 --> 01:56:50,492
- Is there a better offer?
- Oh, absolutely.

2155
01:56:50,576 --> 01:56:52,994
There's an aggressive offer out there.

2156
01:56:53,078 --> 01:56:59,125
There's a guy who's willing to be devoted
to you 100% for your entire life.

2157
01:56:59,209 --> 01:57:03,296
A guy who will make all the tough
phone calls, fight all the big fights.

2158
01:57:03,379 --> 01:57:05,841
A guy who will never doubt you.

2159
01:57:05,924 --> 01:57:07,801
Even when you doubt yourself.

2160
01:57:08,677 --> 01:57:09,678
Keep going.

2161
01:57:09,761 --> 01:57:14,683
He has surprisingly muscular quads
due to the ThighMaster.

2162
01:57:16,351 --> 01:57:18,311
But what does this guy want in return?

2163
01:57:18,394 --> 01:57:21,314
All he wants in return
is for you to be you,

2164
01:57:21,397 --> 01:57:25,318
just the way you are,
because he loves you.

2165
01:57:26,528 --> 01:57:27,654
I love you.

2166
01:57:29,823 --> 01:57:31,658
I've always loved you.

2167
01:57:33,702 --> 01:57:35,496
You're my star, Courtney.

2168
01:57:36,955 --> 01:57:39,040
I love you, too, Sandy.

2169
01:57:40,626 --> 01:57:43,169
I should have told you the truth
so long ago.

2170
01:57:43,253 --> 01:57:46,172
Listen, I dye my hair.

2171
01:57:46,882 --> 01:57:49,843
And I also apologize to my clothes
if I don't wear 'em enough.

2172
01:57:49,926 --> 01:57:51,803
- No more truth.
- Absolutely.

2173
01:57:51,887 --> 01:57:53,346
Just kiss me.

2174
01:57:54,473 --> 01:57:57,643
Save that kiss. I came
all the way down here for a wedding.

2175
01:57:57,726 --> 01:58:00,311
- Let's get to it.
- Yeah, let's not get him mad.

2176
01:58:00,395 --> 01:58:01,730
Yeah, you're right.

2177
01:58:02,898 --> 01:58:06,777
Boom Boom is ordained
as an interdenominational minister.

2178
01:58:06,860 --> 01:58:08,695
Or we also have...

2179
01:58:09,445 --> 01:58:11,406
Hey. Shalom.

2180
01:58:12,115 --> 01:58:13,366
There he is.

2181
01:58:13,449 --> 01:58:15,118
What do you say, kid?

2182
01:58:16,077 --> 01:58:17,453
Will you marry me?

2183
01:58:17,538 --> 01:58:19,372
You had me at "shalom."

2184
01:58:21,542 --> 01:58:26,171
♪ I prefer you to remain a Christian ♪

2185
01:58:26,254 --> 01:58:29,382
No, no, no. That's fine.
Either way, I'm good.

2186
01:58:35,806 --> 01:58:39,518
Meanwhile, Eric Lamonsoff
was across town waiting at the altar.

2187
01:58:39,601 --> 01:58:40,745
And don't feel sorry for him.

2188
01:58:40,769 --> 01:58:42,688
That whole coffee thing
worked out just great.

2189
01:58:42,771 --> 01:58:45,941
Plus, he ended up marrying
Downtown Julie Brown.

2190
01:58:46,024 --> 01:58:47,025
- Honey?
- What?

2191
01:58:47,108 --> 01:58:49,253
- You got a little schmutz, right there.
- Thank you. Thank you.

2192
01:58:49,277 --> 01:58:50,821
Something had clicked with Sandy.

2193
01:58:50,904 --> 01:58:54,700
And he started reaching out
one by one to his old clients.

2194
01:58:54,783 --> 01:58:56,663
And because he started
telling them the truth...

2195
01:58:57,160 --> 01:58:59,204
most of them ended up
having pretty big careers.

2196
01:58:59,287 --> 01:59:00,956
- I signed with him.
- I signed with him.

2197
01:59:01,039 --> 01:59:03,416
- I signed with him.
- We signed with him.

2198
01:59:03,499 --> 01:59:06,211
And of course, I went back to Sandy.

2199
01:59:06,294 --> 01:59:08,547
He's my manager and my best friend again.

2200
01:59:08,630 --> 01:59:12,300
Too bad a wedding officiated
by a puppet was not legal.

2201
01:59:12,383 --> 01:59:16,221
Which is why, 20 years later,
they're finally making it real.

2202
01:59:16,304 --> 01:59:19,600
- There he is!
- Yeah! How y'all doing?

2203
01:59:25,606 --> 01:59:28,567
Show business wealth is good,
but it's not real wealth.

2204
01:59:28,650 --> 01:59:30,569
- It's not...
- Hey, shot, man?

2205
01:59:30,652 --> 01:59:32,589
- Let's do a shot? Oh, all right.
- I'm good. I'm good.

2206
01:59:32,613 --> 01:59:36,032
- Hey!
- Oh, my God! Hi!

2207
01:59:37,367 --> 01:59:38,368
I'm sorry, what?

2208
01:59:39,828 --> 01:59:42,538
I'm sorry, man.
I can't understand a word you're saying.

2209
01:59:42,623 --> 01:59:44,249
No, seriously, I got nothing.

2210
01:59:49,963 --> 01:59:53,549
All right. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hi, guys.

2211
01:59:53,634 --> 01:59:54,968
Oh, thank you, Sandy.

2212
01:59:55,051 --> 01:59:57,531
All these years in the business,
he's got me working a wedding.

2213
01:59:57,596 --> 02:00:01,057
This is fantastic. He booked me
in a tent, really is what it is.

2214
02:00:01,850 --> 02:00:04,686
Said if I do good here,
I get a yurt next year.

2215
02:00:07,355 --> 02:00:10,441
No, um... that was, uh,
some ceremony, too.

2216
02:00:10,525 --> 02:00:12,962
It was a... It was a little awkward,
the priest and the rabbi together.

2217
02:00:12,986 --> 02:00:14,029
That's always a...

2218
02:00:14,112 --> 02:00:16,740
The rabbi, he was, like, Googling,
"Who's Jesus Christ?"

2219
02:00:16,823 --> 02:00:17,908
But that's okay.

2220
02:00:19,785 --> 02:00:21,411
Uh, what else is going on?

2221
02:00:21,494 --> 02:00:24,665
- Just bring out the couple already.
- Yeah, quit doing your act.

2222
02:00:24,748 --> 02:00:26,332
You're right. Okay.

2223
02:00:26,416 --> 02:00:32,463
Please welcome, for the first time ever,
Mr. and Mrs. Sandy and Courtney Wexler.

2224
02:00:51,316 --> 02:00:52,859
Dad. Bye.

2225
02:01:04,788 --> 02:01:06,915
- Sing! Sing!
- Do it, girl!

2226
02:01:14,255 --> 02:01:15,799
Oh.

2227
02:01:15,882 --> 02:01:18,426
Hey, hey, it could be worse.
He could be eating.

2228
02:01:20,762 --> 02:01:27,643
♪ There's no business like show business
Like no business I know ♪

2229
02:01:27,728 --> 02:01:31,147
♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪

2230
02:01:31,231 --> 02:01:34,192
♪ Everything that traffic will allow ♪

2231
02:01:34,275 --> 02:01:37,070
♪ Nowhere can you get
That happy feeling ♪

2232
02:01:37,153 --> 02:01:40,782
♪ When you are stealing that extra bow ♪

2233
02:01:40,866 --> 02:01:44,660
♪ There's no people like show people ♪

2234
02:01:44,745 --> 02:01:47,372
♪ They smile when they are low ♪

2235
02:01:47,455 --> 02:01:48,957
He's so happy.

2236
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:51,667
♪ Even with a turkey
That you know will fold ♪

2237
02:01:51,752 --> 02:01:54,880
♪ You may be stranded out in the cold ♪

2238
02:01:54,963 --> 02:01:58,216
♪ Still you wouldn't change it
For a sack of gold ♪

2239
02:01:58,299 --> 02:02:01,511
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪

2240
02:02:01,594 --> 02:02:03,263
I'm embarrassed for him.

2241
02:02:03,346 --> 02:02:05,724
♪ The costumes, the scenery
The makeup, the props ♪

2242
02:02:05,807 --> 02:02:08,727
♪ The audience that lifts you
When you're down ♪

2243
02:02:11,021 --> 02:02:14,858
♪ The headaches, the heartaches
The backaches, the flops ♪

2244
02:02:14,941 --> 02:02:17,402
♪ The sheriff who escorts you
Out of town ♪

2245
02:02:17,485 --> 02:02:19,070
You heard me, Pauly.

2246
02:02:19,154 --> 02:02:21,823
Yes! That's right, you son of a bitch!

2247
02:02:23,408 --> 02:02:26,828
♪ The opening when your heart
Beats like a drum ♪

2248
02:02:27,453 --> 02:02:30,540
♪ The closing
When the customers won't come ♪

2249
02:02:30,623 --> 02:02:32,292
- You've been there.
- Shut up.

2250
02:02:32,375 --> 02:02:38,757
♪ There's no business like show business
Like no business I know ♪

2251
02:02:38,840 --> 02:02:40,341
Oh! Oh! Oh!

2252
02:02:40,425 --> 02:02:43,303
♪ Traveling through the country
Will be thrilling ♪

2253
02:02:43,386 --> 02:02:46,389
♪ Standing out in front
On opening nights ♪

2254
02:02:46,472 --> 02:02:49,768
♪ Smiling as you watch
The theater filling ♪

2255
02:02:49,851 --> 02:02:52,979
♪ And there's your billing
Out in the lights ♪

2256
02:02:53,063 --> 02:02:56,691
♪ There's no people like show people ♪

2257
02:02:56,775 --> 02:03:00,403
♪ They smile when they are low ♪

2258
02:03:00,486 --> 02:03:03,489
♪ Yesterday they told you
You would not go far ♪

2259
02:03:03,573 --> 02:03:07,202
♪ That night you open and there you are ♪

2260
02:03:07,285 --> 02:03:10,663
♪ Next day on your dressing room
They've hung a star ♪

2261
02:03:10,746 --> 02:03:17,628
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪

2262
02:03:20,173 --> 02:03:27,055
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪

2263
02:03:37,148 --> 02:03:41,945
Yeah, every time I ran into Sandy, he used
to say, "I got to meet this Beavis kid."

2264
02:03:42,028 --> 02:03:43,864
Yeah, I want to represent him."

2265
02:03:43,947 --> 02:03:46,532
He didn't understand
that that's a cartoon character.

2266
02:03:46,616 --> 02:03:49,410
You can't really manage
a cartoon character.

2267
02:03:49,494 --> 02:03:52,038
And, uh, he did give me his number though,

2268
02:03:52,122 --> 02:03:55,083
and, uh, we used to call him
in the middle of the night.

2269
02:03:58,753 --> 02:04:00,505
Wexler Artists.

2270
02:04:00,588 --> 02:04:03,091
Is this Sandy?

2271
02:04:03,174 --> 02:04:05,760
Yeah. Yeah, who... who is this?

2272
02:04:05,844 --> 02:04:07,595
You know who this is.

2273
02:04:07,678 --> 02:04:10,265
No, I don't. That's why I'm asking.

2274
02:04:10,348 --> 02:04:12,642
Guess.

2275
02:04:12,725 --> 02:04:14,685
Are you Gary Busey?

2276
02:04:14,769 --> 02:04:17,397
No way! Dumbass.

2277
02:04:17,480 --> 02:04:19,565
Who? Beavis?

2278
02:04:20,316 --> 02:04:23,694
- You suck!
- What? No, I don't.

2279
02:04:23,778 --> 02:04:24,946
You suck balls.

2280
02:04:25,030 --> 02:04:26,739
No, no, no, no.

2281
02:04:26,822 --> 02:04:28,366
You don't sound so good.

2282
02:04:28,449 --> 02:04:31,494
Now, tell me where you are
and I'll pick you up.

2283
02:04:31,577 --> 02:04:33,163
I'm in your butt.

2284
02:04:33,246 --> 02:04:35,456
What? What's this?

2285
02:04:35,540 --> 02:04:38,501
Yeah, I'm in there right now.

2286
02:04:38,584 --> 02:04:39,752
Hemorrhoids.

2287
02:04:39,835 --> 02:04:43,714
Wait. You get out of my butt.
Get out right now.

2288
02:04:43,798 --> 02:04:45,216
Kill yourself.

2289
02:04:45,300 --> 02:04:48,929
Okay. Okay, that's it.
I'm hanging up the phone.

2290
02:04:51,973 --> 02:04:53,808
Wexler Artists.

2291
02:04:53,892 --> 02:04:55,894
Uh... Sandy Wexler?

2292
02:04:57,020 --> 02:04:58,104
Who is this?

2293
02:04:58,188 --> 02:05:00,773
Uh, this is Butt-Head.

2294
02:05:00,856 --> 02:05:03,568
Oh, hi, Butt-Head.

2295
02:05:03,651 --> 02:05:07,197
Uh, Sandy,
I'm calling about Beavis.

2296
02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:11,534
Uh, yeah. Beavis wasn't
too courteous last night, Butt-Head.

2297
02:05:11,617 --> 02:05:13,828
Uh, that's why I'm calling.

2298
02:05:13,912 --> 02:05:14,913
Uh-huh.

2299
02:05:14,996 --> 02:05:17,290
Uh, Beavis wanted
to say he's sorry.

2300
02:05:17,373 --> 02:05:20,710
Oh, okay. He is, huh?
He... he's sorry?

2301
02:05:20,793 --> 02:05:23,922
Yeah. Beavis says
he's sorry you're such a dumb-ass.

2302
02:05:24,005 --> 02:05:26,967
What? What's that?
What? What'd you say?

2303
02:05:27,050 --> 02:05:29,052
Uh, and he's also sorry

2304
02:05:29,135 --> 02:05:33,681
that he said your face looks like a toilet
and your balls smell funny.

2305
02:05:34,349 --> 02:05:37,560
Okay, okay.
Well, you tell him I accept.

2306
02:05:37,643 --> 02:05:40,813
Look, you're good kids,
and I like what you're doing.

2307
02:05:40,896 --> 02:05:44,525
I think if you want to get
to the next level, you're gonna...

2308
02:05:44,609 --> 02:05:47,028
- Uh, hang on a second.
- Okay.

2309
02:05:47,112 --> 02:05:48,821
Beavis wants to say something, sir.

2310
02:05:48,904 --> 02:05:51,657
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, this is Beavis.

2311
02:05:51,741 --> 02:05:53,701
Uh... oh, hi, Beavis.

2312
02:05:54,910 --> 02:05:56,912
- Sandy Wexler?
- Yeah.

2313
02:05:56,997 --> 02:05:59,457
Sandy Wexler?

2314
02:05:59,540 --> 02:06:03,461
- Yeah, I know my name.
- Of Wexler Fartists?

2315
02:06:03,544 --> 02:06:06,422
All right. Okay, come on, guys.

2316
02:06:06,506 --> 02:06:10,385
Uh...
You said you wanna come on guys?

2317
02:06:12,053 --> 02:06:13,554
That's it. I'm getting off.

2318
02:06:13,638 --> 02:06:17,100
You said you're getting off.

2319
02:06:17,183 --> 02:06:19,935
All right.
Listen, you sons of bitches.

2320
02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:21,312
I'll find your parents

2321
02:06:21,396 --> 02:06:25,066
and make you wish you never messed
with the king of Hollywood.

2322
02:06:25,150 --> 02:06:26,901
You said "wood."

2323
02:06:26,985 --> 02:06:29,279
All right. Come on!

2324
02:06:30,405 --> 02:06:31,572
Stop it!

2325
02:06:33,283 --> 02:06:34,483
- All right, good.
- All right.

2326
02:06:34,534 --> 02:06:36,536
Yeah!