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Well, it's been

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Building up inside of me for

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Oh, I don't know how long

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I don't know why

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But I keep thinking something's bound

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To go wrong

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But she looks in my eyes

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And makes me realize

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When she says

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Don't worry, baby

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Everything will turn out all right

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Don't worry, baby

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I guess I should've
kept my mouth shut

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When I started
to brag about my car

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But I can't back down now

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Because I pushed
the other guys too far

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She makes me come alive

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And makes me wanna drive,
when she says

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Don't worry, baby

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Everything will turn out all right

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Don't worry, baby

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Everything will turn out all right...

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What is all that crap
on the windshield?

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It's ash from the fire.

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This is where you're bringing me?

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It's rent-free.

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Before or after it burns down?

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There's nothing to worry about.

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The fire's way
on the other side of the lake.

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I need a drink.

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That's Al Kaiser.

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There's Don Burke.

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He lives here full-time.

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Could use a little more lift
in that jump shot.

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Girls, go in the house.

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Fill up all the pots with water
and bring it on the front porch.

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We're on it!

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It's essential we remain
calm in a crisis.

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I'd hardly call it a crisis, Mother.

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This house has been
in my family for 83 years,

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and it's not gonna burn up on my watch.

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It can burn up on my watch.

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Hey, it's not that often that you see
a beautiful woman on the roof.

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Not nearly enough.

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Mom loves this stuff.

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So do I.

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You're both crazy.

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Mother!

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If my phone's ruined, you're dead!

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Mama!
Finny throwed water on Willow.

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Girls, I don't want you
to play with the water.

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All right.

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This is it.

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Does it have indoor plumbing?

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It's a nice place.

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Dog Dave wanted to sell it,

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but I convinced him
to wait a couple months.

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"Dog

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Yeah, he used to have four dogs.

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There's only one left,
but the name stuck.

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Anyway, he said you could stay here
for the summer.

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My good fortune.

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Come on, Uncle Monte.

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It'll be good for you.

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You can spend
the whole summer relaxing,

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taking in the beauty.

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Nothing to do except
for look after the dog.

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Make that nothing to do.

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Well, he'll come back
when he's hungry.

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Hopefully not.

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My mother has the blazing
inferno under control.

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It's okay to stand down, Mrs. O'Neil.

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The fire's been contained.

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Thanks for your cooperation, as always.

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Thank you, Captain.

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Finnegan throwed water on Willow.

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Well, I'm sure she'll be
a good firefighter someday.

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Just leave it there.

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I can do it myself.

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Don't need any help.

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Nice to see
you're keeping your spirits up.

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Here's your donut.
Is that all right?

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Yeah, I got it.

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Girls. It's not polite to stare.

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Why don't we go in
and have some lunch, okay? Come on.

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You wanna try it out?

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I need a drink.

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I'll get the typewriter.

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Toss it in the garbage.

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This might be
a good place to write.

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She's a black-hearted whore,
and I'm done with her.

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Aaah!

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What's he yelling at?

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Life.

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All righty.

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Just in case.

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You want me to write?
I'll write.

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Well, it's a start.

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Here.

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What, does this establishment
not provide its patrons with a proper glass?

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Why bother?

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If I start drinking straight out of the bottle,
young Henry,

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I will have most assuredly surrendered
the last vestige of propriety

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remaining in my life.

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And I shall, by all accounts,
consider myself a lost cause.

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Well, God knows we don't want that.

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I stocked the pantry for the summer,

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and there's plenty of Hungry-Man dinners
in the freezer.

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Here.
You can use this if you need to.

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Dog Dave left a note on the fridge

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about when
you're supposed to feed Ringo.

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And who is Ringo?

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That's the dog.

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What kind of name is that for a dog?

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Well, it was John, Paul,
George, and Ringo.

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Oh, clever.

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Don't expect me to take messages
along with all the rest of my duties.

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Hi, it's Dave.

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That's me on drums.
Leave a message.

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Monte, if you're there, pick up.

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It's Joe Viola. We need to talk.

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All right. I confess.
I gave Joe the number.

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Hey, I got some interesting news.

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So call me back, all right?

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I think you should
hear what he has to say.

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And what might be the topic
of that conversation?

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Nobody cares
about a writer nobody reads.

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Nobody reads you
because you don't write.

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Drinking is
a very demanding profession.

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And I can't hold down
two jobs at once.

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You have always been
your own worst enemy.

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What the hell did you
bring that for?

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Well...

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I wanna remember how proud Mary
was when they gave it to you.

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And how you brought it
to the hospital

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and hung it on the wall
for her to see

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when she opened her eyes.

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She was always there for you.

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Till she wasn't.

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Uncle Monte, she didn't leave you.
She had cancer.

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She left me!

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Well, there's more to life
than the way you're living it.

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Stuff your ideas in the suggestion box
on your way out.

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I'll be by to check on you.

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And when you do, you'll
find me dead by my own hand,

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a smoking Navy Colt Revolver
by my side,

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and a note of farewell,
to no one in particular.

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Sounds like a plan.

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He screams a lot
'cause he's crazy.

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I seen him swallow a rat
and then puke it up.

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He likes to puke.

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He sounds bulimic.

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Stay outta my story.

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He likes to chew
on spiders and cockroaches,

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so he can puke his guts out
all over the floor.

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But his favorite...

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is big, fat, juicy worms.

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Finn, don't scare her.

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Shut up, Willow Tree.
I'm looking out for my family.

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- Whatever.
- Now...

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if he even looks at you,

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you just make the sign of the cross,
just like with vampires.

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Perfect.

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You know what he likes
to do late at night?

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What?

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He looks for an open window,
sneaks in,

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crawls right up
to where you're sleeping,

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sticks out his long, slimy tongue,

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and licks your feet.

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Finn, stop it!

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If you catch him licking
your feet, do not,

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I repeat
do not open your eyes.

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If he sees that you're awake,

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he'll bite off a toe
and swallow it whole!

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Dinner's ready.

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Mother, Finn's scaring Flora again.

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She keeps making up stuff
about the man at Dog Dave's,

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says he eats worms.

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00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:03,630
Well, maybe he was hungry.

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00:10:07,429 --> 00:10:08,389
Poor Don.

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00:10:08,549 --> 00:10:11,149
Yeah, with all that basketball,
he was in such good shape.

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That is why I always refrain
from any form of exercise.

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You'll get to see him again.

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He'll visit soon.

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What's going on?

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Flora misses Daddy.

187
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Oh... I know, sweetie.

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This has been hard on all of us.

189
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,989
But you know he's gonna visit soon.

190
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:06,030
Why can't you and Daddy
get married again?

191
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:10,350
Oh... I wish we could.

192
00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:11,990
You know,
sometimes mommies and daddies

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just can't be happy together.

194
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:17,909
I tried to explain that to her, but...

195
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:20,550
Are you happy now?

196
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,949
Oh...

197
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:28,030
I have my three girls...

198
00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,950
and that's all I ever want.

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Aaaah!

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00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:51,630
Mmm...

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00:11:51,789 --> 00:11:53,510
kindred spirit.

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00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,189
Ahh...

203
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:04,230
Ah, you must be the dog.

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00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,550
Be seated.

205
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,429
We have some things to discuss.

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00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,950
Dog Dave has left you
in my care for the summer.

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00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,630
Right off,
we're gonna change your name.

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00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:20,070
You are not some
rock 'n' roll icon from Liverpool.

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00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:22,909
You're a dog,
and you shall be named appropriately.

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00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:26,790
You will take pride in this name,

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00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:29,070
and one day, thank me.

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00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:33,069
I shall call you...

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00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,989
Spot

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00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,430
It's a good name...

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00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,350
even though you don't have spots.

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00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,749
It's not about spots,

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as you will come to understand.

218
00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:47,950
Now, I expect to witness
the finer side of your character.

219
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,230
If one of the local bitches is in heat,

220
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she will remain so,

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00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:56,470
without any assistance on your part
to alleviate her condition.

222
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,870
That's generally
a good way to handle it.

223
00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:04,910
Oh.

224
00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,590
One more thing: no farting.

225
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,390
Peace and love.

226
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:19,430
Not now, Carl.
I've got work to do.

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00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,910
Me, too.

228
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,030
I hope you're ready for me,
Belle Isle,

229
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,310
'cause I'm coming for you.

230
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,550
Is this the Dollar Ride?

231
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,550
Good.

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00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:10,750
Does your transportation services
accommodate the handicapped?

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00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,030
Excellent, sir,

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00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:17,630
because if you did not
accommodate the handicapped,

235
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,950
I would sue
your unaccommodating ass.

236
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,911
Buenas dias, senoritas.

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00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:41,831
I don't know about you,

238
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:44,431
but this music makes me
feel like dancing.

239
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,390
Two Ding Dongs...

240
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,790
Bag of Cheetos...

241
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:10,150
And a box
of gluten-free Fruity Pebbles.

242
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,030
Will that be all?

243
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:18,991
Uh, I'll have another bottle
of your finest sour mash whiskey.

244
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,190
That will be $37.42.

245
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,910
Take it out of that.

246
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:34,751
So, it's Mahmoud, is it?

247
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,350
Yes, sir.

248
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,990
Here is your change.

249
00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:41,830
- Uh-oh.
- What?

250
00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:44,950
Classic check-out stand blunder.

251
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,430
What is?

252
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,710
In a word, Slim Jims.

253
00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:51,870
Isn't that... two words?

254
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,550
You're taking
your eye off the ball, Mahmoud.

255
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,990
What ball?

256
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,110
I realize that it is considered
by many

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00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:05,110
to be an on-the-way-out kind
of item,

258
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:09,191
but I believe that
to be a rural myth.

259
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:10,671
Don't get me wrong.

260
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:12,230
If you have a hankering
for Slim Jims,

261
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,590
you'll hunt the store over,

262
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:19,070
but if not, a desperate display
like this improves no one's life.

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00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:21,511
What do you suggest?

264
00:16:21,671 --> 00:16:22,990
Sunflower seeds.

265
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:24,910
Just a thought.

266
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,750
- Good day.
- Good day.

267
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,710
Come on.

268
00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,590
You're such a good boy.

269
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,310
Hi.

270
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:40,031
We haven't formally met.

271
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:41,630
I'm Charlotte O'Neil.

272
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:45,511
Pleasure, Mrs. O'Neil.
Monte Wildhorn.

273
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,710
I should explain.

274
00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:48,910
I have a rather long-standing
arrangement with Dave,

275
00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:51,151
since he's away
a lot with his band.

276
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,470
And, while he's gone,
I take care of Ringo.

277
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:57,431
You're not, by any chance,
referring to Spot, are you?

278
00:16:57,591 --> 00:16:59,590
Oh, a new name?

279
00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:02,671
Well, I've known him
since he was a pup.

280
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:06,430
Well, there's a lot to be said
for enduring associations, Mrs. O'Neil,

281
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:07,991
but in the future,

282
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:10,631
I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't walk my dog.

283
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,070
He's Dave's dog.

284
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,790
I'm not claiming to be
his biological father.

285
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,311
Oh... um...

286
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:19,911
This is Flora, my youngest.

287
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,630
Well, as long as you think
you can manage, Mr. Wildhorn.

288
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:27,670
And why wouldn't I be able
to manage, Mrs. O'Neil?

289
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,630
No reason.

290
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,350
Come here.

291
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:35,951
Oh, um, just so you know.

292
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,790
Uh, Ringo--

293
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:41,230
Um, sorry, Spot.

294
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,231
He tends to get stiff
in his hindquarters.

295
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,350
He needs daily exercise.

296
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,030
I'll take it under advisement.

297
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,831
Now, I'm willing to meet you halfway.

298
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,711
You miss Dave. I understand that.

299
00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:00,791
But your friend Mrs. O'Neil
had no right to take you for a walk

300
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,591
without asking me first.

301
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:07,430
In the future, you will politely decline
all such invitations.

302
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:08,550
Is that clear?

303
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:15,071
Now that cannot be the response
to every admonishment.

304
00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:19,070
Al Kaiser!

305
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,310
I'm just down the road.

306
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,510
Got the old outboard
in the driveway.

307
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,671
Where are my manners?

308
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,670
Do come in, Mr. Kaiser.

309
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,031
Can I offer you a Ding Dong?

310
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,350
Uh, sorry. I can't stay.

311
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,911
I'm having a memorial for Don
at my house.

312
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,111
Ah, the basketball aficionado.

313
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,670
Yes. It was quite a shock.

314
00:18:36,831 --> 00:18:38,471
Yeah, well, not to me.

315
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:40,831
Well, I hope you can make it.

316
00:18:40,991 --> 00:18:42,550
Uh, I didn't know the man.

317
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,030
Everybody's bringing something.

318
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,110
You know, potluck.
See you around 5:00.

319
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,910
I didn't know the man.

320
00:18:48,071 --> 00:18:49,270
See you then!

321
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,190
Did I miss Daddy's call?

322
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,311
Daddy will call you
as soon as he has time, Willow Tree.

323
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,550
Daddy promised
to help me finish my raft.

324
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,750
I'm going to the island this summer.

325
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,751
What's so important
about that stupid island, anyway?

326
00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:06,071
That's where the magic is.

327
00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:07,510
You're delusional.

328
00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:08,630
Willow.

329
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,591
I just don't understand
why I couldn't have stayed with Dad.

330
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,230
I'd like the two of you
to take the salad

331
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:15,431
down the block to Don's memorial.

332
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,191
I'm busy.

333
00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:18,951
I'll go, Mama.

334
00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:20,471
Thank you, Finn.

335
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:22,271
What do I do?

336
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,391
You offer our family's condolences,

337
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,191
and then you leave the salad
and come straight home.

338
00:19:27,351 --> 00:19:28,831
What's condolences?

339
00:19:28,991 --> 00:19:32,590
You say, "We're very sorry
that Don has passed,

340
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,071
but now he's with all of us."

341
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,791
He is?

342
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:38,191
Just drop off the salad
and look sad.

343
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,031
Ah, I'm so glad you made it.

344
00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:43,071
I brought you Cheetos.

345
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:44,950
Nice touch. Welcome.

346
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:47,791
Uh, thanks.

347
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:50,471
There's plenty to eat,
and the beer is on ice,

348
00:19:50,631 --> 00:19:52,350
just the way Don
would have wanted.

349
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,391
A lot of nice people here.

350
00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:56,951
I think you'll like everybody.

351
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:02,591
I must say,
I'm a big admirer of your work.

352
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,351
Thank you.

353
00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:06,111
I haven't been
a dog-sitter for very long.

354
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,871
No, I'm talking about
those Western novels you write.

355
00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:12,510
I've got a copy of "Showdown
at Red Rock" around somewhere.

356
00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:14,591
It's been out of print for years.

357
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:16,511
Uh, you mentioned beer?

358
00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:17,951
Beer. Indeed I did.

359
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:21,031
Hi, Finn.

360
00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:23,750
Sorry Don died. Here's a salad.

361
00:20:23,911 --> 00:20:25,231
Don would've appreciated that.

362
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,910
And thank your mother for me.

363
00:20:27,071 --> 00:20:28,711
You can add the salad to that table,

364
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,391
and be an angel
and drop that off, too.

365
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,910
One of the O'Neil girls.

366
00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:35,471
Sweet kids.

367
00:20:35,631 --> 00:20:39,911
Monte Wildhorn, may I present
Miss Finnegan O'Neil of Belle Isle.

368
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,591
Pleased to make
your acquaintance.

369
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:44,231
Can I get more beer?

370
00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:45,791
Ah.

371
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,671
Mr. Wildhorn
writes about cowboys

372
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,911
in the Wild West.

373
00:20:49,071 --> 00:20:51,071
Boy, I'll say one thing.

374
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:54,271
That Jubal McLaws
sure is quick on the draw.

375
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:57,350
Many cross his path.
Few live to tell about it.

376
00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:58,791
Now, that's right,

377
00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:00,230
like when Jubal had that shootout

378
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:02,711
with Deadshot Jim Watson
of Albuquerque.

379
00:21:02,871 --> 00:21:04,190
Whoo!

380
00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,031
Say, if I could find my copy

381
00:21:06,191 --> 00:21:08,111
of "Showdown at Red Rock,"
would you sign it for me?

382
00:21:08,271 --> 00:21:10,031
I would not, Mr. Kaiser.

383
00:21:10,191 --> 00:21:13,951
I've always resisted becoming
part of the cult of celebrity.

384
00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:16,151
However...

385
00:21:16,311 --> 00:21:17,471
I will accept another beer.

386
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:20,510
Ah! All right. I respect that.

387
00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:31,751
I'm not really from Belle Isle.

388
00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:34,071
We only come here for the summers.

389
00:21:35,351 --> 00:21:36,311
Is that so?

390
00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:38,431
I live in Manhattan.

391
00:21:40,111 --> 00:21:42,111
At least, I used to.

392
00:21:42,271 --> 00:21:43,471
My dad and mom are
getting divorced,

393
00:21:43,631 --> 00:21:46,031
so now my mom says
we have to live here all the time.

394
00:21:46,191 --> 00:21:47,151
Hmm...

395
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,991
How come your mom let you
come to an event like this

396
00:21:51,151 --> 00:21:52,470
all by your lonesome?

397
00:21:52,631 --> 00:21:54,431
'Cause I'm 9 1/2 years old.

398
00:21:54,591 --> 00:21:57,391
- Hmm, that's pretty old.
- I know.

399
00:21:57,551 --> 00:21:59,631
My mom even lets me have
my own pocket knife.

400
00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:01,751
You don't have no pocket knife.

401
00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:04,311
- I do so.
- Do not.

402
00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:10,551
My! my'

403
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,231
Look at that.

404
00:22:14,391 --> 00:22:18,191
That must be about the finest
pocket knife I have ever seen.

405
00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:22,071
You know, you can tell
a lot about a person's character

406
00:22:22,231 --> 00:22:23,951
by the condition
of their pocket knife.

407
00:22:24,111 --> 00:22:26,911
I'd say you were fearless.

408
00:22:36,511 --> 00:22:37,711
What's his problem?

409
00:22:37,871 --> 00:22:40,511
Oh, he's just being Carl Loop.

410
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:43,231
Willow says he's retarded,
but Mom says he's special.

411
00:22:43,391 --> 00:22:47,071
Hmm. Well, whatever he is,
he's a fine dancer.

412
00:22:49,031 --> 00:22:50,191
You write stories?

413
00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:53,871
I used to.

414
00:22:54,031 --> 00:22:56,871
My favorite story is
about aliens from outer space.

415
00:22:57,031 --> 00:23:00,111
Mm. Extraterrestrials
have their place,

416
00:23:00,271 --> 00:23:02,391
and I've met a few,

417
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,591
but you don't have to leave this planet
to tell a good story.

418
00:23:07,831 --> 00:23:09,031
How...

419
00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:10,031
How do you make 'em up?

420
00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:11,871
Imagination.

421
00:23:12,031 --> 00:23:15,511
The most powerful force
ever made available to humankind.

422
00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:18,671
Here you go.

423
00:23:21,351 --> 00:23:23,271
Hey, Monte, I'm no professional,

424
00:23:23,431 --> 00:23:26,151
but I wrote this speech for Don,

425
00:23:26,311 --> 00:23:28,551
but I'll never be able
to get through it.

426
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,071
I was gonna ask you
to read it out loud.

427
00:23:30,231 --> 00:23:31,911
I've always had a disdain

428
00:23:32,071 --> 00:23:34,791
for public displays
of sentimentality, Mr. Kaiser.

429
00:23:34,951 --> 00:23:37,431
Hey, who doesn't?
Don would be so pleased.

430
00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:38,671
Didn't know the man.

431
00:23:38,831 --> 00:23:42,312
Monte has something
he wants to read to us about Don.

432
00:23:42,471 --> 00:23:45,391
So, if you would, just step outside
as quickly as you can.

433
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:48,151
Thank you so much.
He's very excited about this.

434
00:23:48,311 --> 00:23:50,151
Hi, nice to see you.
I didn't get a chance to say hello.

435
00:23:50,311 --> 00:23:52,511
Oh, I didn't know you were here.
Hi. Welcome.

436
00:23:52,671 --> 00:23:54,951
All right, people,
this is a sad and happy occasion.

437
00:23:55,111 --> 00:23:56,391
Thanks for coming here.

438
00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:59,951
Everybody please say hello
to Monte Wildhorn.

439
00:24:14,591 --> 00:24:16,431
"'Jesus H. Christ."'

440
00:24:18,631 --> 00:24:21,031
"According to our friend Karen Loop,

441
00:24:21,191 --> 00:24:22,951
"that's how most people
around the lake reacted

442
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:25,831
"when they heard the news
of Don's passing.

443
00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:28,512
"That's not such a bad obit.

444
00:24:28,671 --> 00:24:31,871
"Concise. Even rather eloquent.

445
00:24:32,031 --> 00:24:34,311
"Don would've approved.

446
00:24:35,271 --> 00:24:37,191
"There are people in life you avoid,

447
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,032
"and others you go
out of your way to bump into.

448
00:24:40,191 --> 00:24:43,271
"Don had that bump-into quality
about him,

449
00:24:43,431 --> 00:24:47,511
"which is why nobody ever ducked
when they saw Don coming.

450
00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:50,991
"He took beer very seriously.

451
00:24:51,152 --> 00:24:53,591
"It had to be Pabst Blue Ribbon.

452
00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:56,271
"If it couldn't be Pabst,

453
00:24:56,431 --> 00:24:57,791
"it at least had to be cold.

454
00:24:59,271 --> 00:25:00,511
"As good as Don was,

455
00:25:00,671 --> 00:25:04,911
"I think he only got better
once he found the Belle.

456
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:08,071
"There just might be something special
about this place.

457
00:25:08,231 --> 00:25:11,432
"It don't happen too often,
but sometimes

458
00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:15,071
"we do bring out
the best in each other.

459
00:25:15,231 --> 00:25:17,591
"We'll miss you, Don.

460
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,151
Watch over us."

461
00:25:24,151 --> 00:25:27,031
Don't change a word.

462
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,431
The man at Dog Dave's writes stories
about cowboys in the Wild West.

463
00:25:30,591 --> 00:25:32,152
He does?

464
00:25:32,311 --> 00:25:34,271
Yeah... not about space aliens.

465
00:25:34,431 --> 00:25:35,671
No aliens?

466
00:25:35,832 --> 00:25:37,471
Mm-mm.

467
00:25:37,632 --> 00:25:39,152
You know, you don't have
to go off this planet

468
00:25:39,311 --> 00:25:40,551
to tell a good story.

469
00:25:42,272 --> 00:25:44,632
Mama, when we get home,
can I work on my raft?

470
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:47,671
No, you promised
you'd clean your room.

471
00:25:47,831 --> 00:25:49,911
Well, Jesus H. Christ!

472
00:25:50,952 --> 00:25:52,191
Ms. O'Neil.

473
00:25:53,031 --> 00:25:55,671
That is a most unbecoming
use of language.

474
00:25:55,831 --> 00:25:57,591
Mr. Kaiser wrote it about Don.

475
00:25:57,751 --> 00:25:59,552
You're not Mr. Kaiser.

476
00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:01,632
Am I in trouble?

477
00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:03,392
You most certainly are,

478
00:26:03,552 --> 00:26:06,191
and your punishment
is to memorize three new words

479
00:26:06,351 --> 00:26:08,872
and define them for me
by dinner Friday.

480
00:26:09,032 --> 00:26:10,792
And I expect to be impressed.

481
00:26:10,952 --> 00:26:12,551
You will be. I promise.

482
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:15,311
Hmm.

483
00:26:23,191 --> 00:26:25,151
Who does your taxes?

484
00:26:25,311 --> 00:26:28,431
I am currently
without an accountant, Mrs. Loop.

485
00:26:28,591 --> 00:26:30,152
Karen.

486
00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:34,191
I have aspired for years
to someday attain the poverty level.

487
00:26:34,351 --> 00:26:36,671
Having recently achieved my goal,

488
00:26:36,831 --> 00:26:39,791
I'm not in need
of such services just now.

489
00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,551
I always get my clients a big refund.

490
00:26:44,031 --> 00:26:46,992
You have a positive outlook
on life, Karen.

491
00:26:47,152 --> 00:26:48,792
This is our place.

492
00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:50,872
Thanks for walking us home.

493
00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:53,791
You and the boy
on your own out here?

494
00:26:53,951 --> 00:26:56,391
My old man took off
after Carl was born.

495
00:26:56,551 --> 00:26:58,351
I'm sorry to hear that.

496
00:26:59,512 --> 00:27:01,552
It's no great loss.

497
00:27:01,712 --> 00:27:04,631
Well, if there's anything I can do.

498
00:27:05,952 --> 00:27:07,791
Carl never gets any phone calls.

499
00:27:07,951 --> 00:27:11,231
It would be nice for him
to get a phone call.

500
00:27:11,392 --> 00:27:12,792
Here's my business card.

501
00:27:15,631 --> 00:27:17,511
It's got our home number on it.

502
00:27:18,631 --> 00:27:20,472
Telephone's a damn nuisance.

503
00:27:20,632 --> 00:27:23,311
Ain't got no use for it.

504
00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:26,632
And them people on cell phones
oughta be shot dead in the street.

505
00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:36,311
Hey, Carl.

506
00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:46,991
How'd you like to be
my faithful sidekick, Diego Santana?

507
00:27:47,151 --> 00:27:50,591
Wanted for train robbery
in three territories.

508
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,712
I am?

509
00:27:53,031 --> 00:27:55,671
Railroad Pinkertons
are hot on our trail, amigo.

510
00:27:57,591 --> 00:27:58,791
How do I be Diego?

511
00:27:58,951 --> 00:28:02,192
Well, for starters,
lose the bunny hop.

512
00:28:28,472 --> 00:28:31,192
Yeah, I'm touched by your concern.

513
00:28:31,352 --> 00:28:33,112
Thank God I'm still drinking.

514
00:28:33,272 --> 00:28:35,472
Saves me the humiliation
of falling off the wagon.

515
00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,512
I need three words.

516
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,191
Have we met?

517
00:28:45,031 --> 00:28:46,791
Did I extend an invitation?

518
00:28:46,951 --> 00:28:48,272
No.

519
00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:50,392
I didn't think so.

520
00:28:51,952 --> 00:28:54,512
You know a lot of good words
'cause you write stories.

521
00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:56,632
I need three good ones
for my mom.

522
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:59,072
I lost all my good words
a long time ago.

523
00:28:59,232 --> 00:29:01,712
What about imagination?

524
00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:03,192
Should I use that one?

525
00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,952
Last time I checked,
it was still available.

526
00:29:07,472 --> 00:29:08,591
Can you teach me
to write stories?

527
00:29:10,552 --> 00:29:12,112
You are awfully demanding.

528
00:29:13,872 --> 00:29:15,632
All right, Spot.

529
00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:17,911
Time for our morning dose.

530
00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:25,992
There you go.

531
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:28,792
That's a good boy.

532
00:29:28,952 --> 00:29:30,912
How come you give him aspirin?

533
00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:34,072
Uh, it seems Spot has developed
some stiffness in his hindquarters.

534
00:29:35,392 --> 00:29:36,831
And aspirin helps that.

535
00:29:39,072 --> 00:29:40,112
I'm not exactly sure,

536
00:29:40,271 --> 00:29:43,992
but long as he thinks it does,
that's half the battle, isn't it?

537
00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:50,592
How come you don't
write on a computer?

538
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:57,192
I'm gonna answer your question
in return for blessed silence.

539
00:30:02,792 --> 00:30:04,112
Look at that machine.

540
00:30:05,312 --> 00:30:08,992
I like that you have to write
a bit slower on a manual.

541
00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:11,112
I like the way it sounds.

542
00:30:11,951 --> 00:30:16,232
I like the way the letters
bite into the paper.

543
00:30:17,952 --> 00:30:20,112
I like that you can feel
there's a genuine human being

544
00:30:20,272 --> 00:30:21,951
doing the work-- Hands off.

545
00:30:26,312 --> 00:30:27,512
What's that?

546
00:30:29,231 --> 00:30:31,392
Buckaroo. What's a Buckaroo?

547
00:30:31,551 --> 00:30:34,312
It's an award for literary excellence.

548
00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:38,032
"Western Authors Academy.
Best Western novel.

549
00:30:38,192 --> 00:30:39,472
"'The Saga of Jubal McLaws.'

550
00:30:39,632 --> 00:30:42,632
Presented to Monte Wildhorn. 1975."

551
00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,472
Cool. Did you give
a speech when you won?

552
00:30:45,632 --> 00:30:47,712
Yes, ma'am, I did.

553
00:30:47,871 --> 00:30:49,632
Who'd you thank?

554
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,912
My one true love
and three bartenders.

555
00:30:55,392 --> 00:30:56,592
How come you can't walk?

556
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,392
Who says I can't?

557
00:31:03,912 --> 00:31:05,072
Why are you in a wheelchair?

558
00:31:06,592 --> 00:31:07,832
Can you keep a secret?

559
00:31:11,352 --> 00:31:12,592
Even if they torture me.

560
00:31:14,912 --> 00:31:16,472
I'm attempting to defraud

561
00:31:16,632 --> 00:31:18,591
the Liberty Mutual
insurance conglomerate

562
00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,112
out of a million dollars.

563
00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:22,632
What's defraud?

564
00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:26,192
Cheat, snooker, fleece, bamboozle.

565
00:31:27,472 --> 00:31:29,032
So you can walk?

566
00:31:29,192 --> 00:31:31,032
I can run.

567
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:33,552
But I have to be careful.

568
00:31:33,712 --> 00:31:34,872
If those Liberty Mutual boys
catch me

569
00:31:35,032 --> 00:31:38,392
while I'm out for a quick jog,
it's all over.

570
00:31:38,552 --> 00:31:40,312
I can kiss that million bucks
good-bye

571
00:31:40,472 --> 00:31:42,152
and say hello
to Yuma State Prison.

572
00:31:42,312 --> 00:31:43,992
You could go to jail?

573
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,592
Oh, yeah.

574
00:31:45,752 --> 00:31:47,312
But what's jail?

575
00:31:48,392 --> 00:31:51,832
As John Milton once said,
"The mind is its own place."

576
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:01,352
So what do those, uh,
Liberty Mutual boys look like?

577
00:32:02,912 --> 00:32:04,392
Suits.

578
00:32:04,552 --> 00:32:05,632
Suits, huh?

579
00:32:07,032 --> 00:32:08,192
I'll make you a deal.

580
00:32:09,872 --> 00:32:12,672
You teach me about imagination,

581
00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:14,472
and I'll keep a lookout.

582
00:32:16,832 --> 00:32:18,512
That might be asking too much.

583
00:32:19,392 --> 00:32:22,633
I can pay you,
$34 and 18 cents in cash.

584
00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,232
I saved it up.

585
00:32:25,952 --> 00:32:28,272
And what exactly would
you want for your money?

586
00:32:29,272 --> 00:32:30,672
I wanna know
where stories come from.

587
00:32:30,832 --> 00:32:33,193
Ah...

588
00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:34,352
you want a mentor.

589
00:32:35,672 --> 00:32:37,112
A what?

590
00:32:37,272 --> 00:32:41,112
You absolutely sure you want to set foot
into such a mysterious realm?

591
00:32:41,272 --> 00:32:42,392
I'm sure.

592
00:32:42,552 --> 00:32:43,592
You may get lost in there

593
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,312
and not be able to find
your way back.

594
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:47,912
You said I'm fearless.

595
00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:49,952
That I did.

596
00:32:51,712 --> 00:32:53,753
- So, we got a deal?
- My word is my bond.

597
00:32:53,912 --> 00:32:56,272
Great.
So, when's my first lesson?

598
00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:57,593
You just had it.

599
00:33:00,352 --> 00:33:01,952
Huh?

600
00:33:02,112 --> 00:33:03,633
I can't walk.

601
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:07,352
What do you mean?

602
00:33:07,512 --> 00:33:10,912
I mean, I can't walk.
I just made up a story.

603
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,352
Really?

604
00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:13,672
Really.

605
00:33:15,112 --> 00:33:16,152
You're kind of a jerk.

606
00:33:17,272 --> 00:33:18,272
Did you picture me running?

607
00:33:20,592 --> 00:33:21,873
Yeah.

608
00:33:22,032 --> 00:33:24,792
Did you see those men
in suits coming after me?

609
00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:27,073
Yeah.

610
00:33:27,232 --> 00:33:29,392
So did I.

611
00:33:29,553 --> 00:33:30,872
That's imagination.

612
00:33:34,392 --> 00:33:36,112
- But you--
- Class dismissed.

613
00:33:36,273 --> 00:33:38,912
We'll have
another lesson tomorrow.

614
00:33:39,072 --> 00:33:41,272
Okay.

615
00:33:45,873 --> 00:33:47,113
I still think you're a jerk.

616
00:33:48,952 --> 00:33:49,952
Fair enough.

617
00:34:08,152 --> 00:34:09,512
"Jubal McLaws."

618
00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:14,113
You got my last Wildhorn there.

619
00:34:14,272 --> 00:34:15,992
It's gonna run you 35 cents.

620
00:34:16,152 --> 00:34:18,312
It's discounted because
it's missing the last page.

621
00:34:18,472 --> 00:34:20,953
Somebody tore it
right out of the book.

622
00:34:21,113 --> 00:34:22,592
That's okay. I'll take it.

623
00:34:28,352 --> 00:34:31,113
What would you say if we extend
a dinner invitation this evening

624
00:34:31,273 --> 00:34:32,552
to our local author?

625
00:34:32,712 --> 00:34:34,632
- Yes, Mama, please!
- Oh, God.

626
00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,153
But he only eats worms, Mama.

627
00:34:37,312 --> 00:34:39,872
Flora, Finn was just teasing you.

628
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:41,273
I think it would be good
for you ladies

629
00:34:41,432 --> 00:34:42,793
to experience a literary man.

630
00:34:42,952 --> 00:34:44,232
How do you expect that to happen?

631
00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:45,352
He needs a ramp.

632
00:34:45,513 --> 00:34:46,832
We're not exactly handicap-friendly.

633
00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:47,993
I'll build it.

634
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,313
Thank you, Finn.
Let me know if I can help.

635
00:34:50,473 --> 00:34:52,752
It's Dad.

636
00:34:52,913 --> 00:34:54,472
Maybe he'd like
to come to dinner tonight.

637
00:34:54,632 --> 00:34:56,353
I wanna talk.

638
00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:58,232
After me. Hi, Dad.

639
00:34:59,672 --> 00:35:00,993
When am I gonna see you?

640
00:35:01,153 --> 00:35:02,673
Dad's coming the weekend
of Flora's birthday.

641
00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:04,033
Tell Dad he has to finish my raft.

642
00:35:04,192 --> 00:35:05,273
When's the weekend
of my birthday, Mama?

643
00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:06,552
It's in August, baby.

644
00:35:06,712 --> 00:35:08,472
- When's that?
- Soon.

645
00:35:08,632 --> 00:35:09,913
Tell your father I'll call him back.

646
00:35:10,073 --> 00:35:11,713
No, he wants to talk to you now.

647
00:35:11,872 --> 00:35:13,753
Not while I'm driving.

648
00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:17,672
Today, I will introduce
our summer athletic program.

649
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:20,592
The traditional game of fetch,

650
00:35:20,753 --> 00:35:23,432
which I'm sure
you are familiar with.

651
00:35:23,592 --> 00:35:27,112
I hold in my hand
a Major League baseball.

652
00:35:28,072 --> 00:35:29,592
You might be interested to know, sir,

653
00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:32,553
that before I lost
the use of my left arm,

654
00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,632
I was known to possess
a mean cut fast ball.

655
00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:38,833
Therefore, my affinity
for this wondrous sphere

656
00:35:38,993 --> 00:35:40,952
should come as no surprise.

657
00:35:42,713 --> 00:35:44,073
Fetch.

658
00:35:47,152 --> 00:35:49,512
I see the concept
of fetch eludes you.

659
00:35:50,913 --> 00:35:52,593
I blame Dave for that.

660
00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:56,072
For the record,
this will be the last time

661
00:35:56,232 --> 00:35:58,112
I fetch the ball.

662
00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:01,233
When do we start?

663
00:36:05,552 --> 00:36:06,433
Start what?

664
00:36:06,592 --> 00:36:07,673
My imagination.

665
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,873
$34 and 18 cents. It's all there.

666
00:36:10,032 --> 00:36:11,633
Uh, yeah.

667
00:36:13,512 --> 00:36:15,993
Well, no time like the present.

668
00:36:18,152 --> 00:36:19,512
What do you see up this street?

669
00:36:22,272 --> 00:36:24,192
Nothing. Just a street.

670
00:36:26,273 --> 00:36:28,552
Okay, try telling me
what you don't see.

671
00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:30,713
Huh?

672
00:36:30,872 --> 00:36:32,832
What don't you see?

673
00:36:32,993 --> 00:36:33,873
I just told you.

674
00:36:34,032 --> 00:36:36,073
Work with me.

675
00:36:36,232 --> 00:36:37,632
See with your mind's eye.

676
00:36:41,592 --> 00:36:44,072
Well, I sure don't see
no cowboy riding a horse.

677
00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:45,393
Well, if you're
looking for Jubal,

678
00:36:45,552 --> 00:36:46,593
you'll never see him.

679
00:36:46,753 --> 00:36:47,872
Why not?

680
00:36:48,032 --> 00:36:49,672
Gotta look for your own things.

681
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,233
How do I do that?

682
00:36:52,873 --> 00:36:53,833
Keep lookin'.

683
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,073
I Paid you.

684
00:37:00,232 --> 00:37:03,313
There's a mystery
to making things up, kiddo,

685
00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:05,553
and life offers no guarantees.

686
00:37:06,513 --> 00:37:07,553
You got till the end of the summer,

687
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,953
or I want my money back.

688
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:13,272
Well, I've always done my best
when working under a deadline.

689
00:37:19,673 --> 00:37:21,713
You're invited over for dinner tonight,
precisely at seven.

690
00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:27,033
Oh, dear.

691
00:37:32,673 --> 00:37:34,273
Hey, Finn.

692
00:37:34,433 --> 00:37:35,393
Oh, hi, Carl.

693
00:37:37,832 --> 00:37:39,673
I'm not Carl.

694
00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:41,593
I'm Diego Santana...

695
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,792
train robber and faithful sidekick.

696
00:37:44,952 --> 00:37:46,273
Whose sidekick?

697
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,993
The man at Dog Dave's.

698
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,593
What are you doing?

699
00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:51,993
Building a ramp for Monte.

700
00:37:52,153 --> 00:37:53,353
Who's Monte?

701
00:37:53,513 --> 00:37:54,832
The man at Dog Dave's.

702
00:37:54,993 --> 00:37:56,472
I'm his sidekick.

703
00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:58,792
Good, then you can
help me build this.

704
00:37:58,953 --> 00:38:00,233
I can do that.

705
00:38:02,473 --> 00:38:04,272
Hey, Uncle Monte. It's Henry.

706
00:38:04,432 --> 00:38:06,273
Just calling to see
how that whole killing yourself thing

707
00:38:06,433 --> 00:38:07,673
is working out for you.

708
00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:13,433
It's temporarily postponed.

709
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,713
Oh. Well, the summer's young.

710
00:38:15,873 --> 00:38:19,313
An invitation has been
extended for dinner.

711
00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:21,073
Next door.

712
00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:23,153
I've accepted.

713
00:38:23,313 --> 00:38:24,832
What, the beautiful woman
from the roof?

714
00:38:24,992 --> 00:38:27,393
- The very same.
- Well, that's great!

715
00:38:27,553 --> 00:38:28,393
You know what to do?

716
00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:29,473
Eat?

717
00:38:29,632 --> 00:38:31,113
Just bring her something nice.

718
00:38:31,273 --> 00:38:32,073
Pick some flowers.

719
00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:33,513
Too conventional.

720
00:38:33,673 --> 00:38:35,313
Well, you'll figure it out.

721
00:38:35,473 --> 00:38:38,033
I'm guessing you didn't
call Joe Viola back.

722
00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:39,392
Correct.

723
00:38:39,553 --> 00:38:41,152
Why don't you just listen
to what he has to say?

724
00:38:41,312 --> 00:38:42,633
Not interested.

725
00:38:42,793 --> 00:38:44,273
You take care of yourself,
Uncle Monte.

726
00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:45,952
Not interested.

727
00:38:46,112 --> 00:38:47,633
Okay, bye, Uncle Monte.

728
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,193
Bye, young Hen")!-

729
00:39:24,352 --> 00:39:26,552
Oh.

730
00:39:26,713 --> 00:39:29,593
As I recall,
it's improper to arrive empty-handed.

731
00:39:29,753 --> 00:39:30,913
A mirror?

732
00:39:31,072 --> 00:39:33,513
I figure a house full of ladies
could always use another one.

733
00:39:34,393 --> 00:39:36,832
Well, thank you.
This is quite a unique gift.

734
00:39:39,113 --> 00:39:39,913
Do come in, Mr. Wildhorn.

735
00:39:40,073 --> 00:39:41,153
Thank you.

736
00:39:42,353 --> 00:39:44,273
I didn't think you'd mind
if Spot came along.

737
00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:45,593
He's always welcome.

738
00:39:46,393 --> 00:39:48,233
May I take your hat,
Mr. Wildhorn?

739
00:39:48,393 --> 00:39:49,673
Why, thank you, Flora.

740
00:39:50,673 --> 00:39:53,233
Ladies, please see
Mr. Wildhorn to the table.

741
00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:54,713
I hope you like chicken.

742
00:39:54,873 --> 00:39:56,753
Never had a chicken
do me wrong.

743
00:39:56,913 --> 00:39:58,673
Finn tells me you write books.

744
00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,593
It's been a while.

745
00:40:00,753 --> 00:40:03,032
No texting at the table,
okay, Willow?

746
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,753
I always felt like a book is...

747
00:40:05,913 --> 00:40:08,313
a friend that does
what no friend can do.

748
00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:10,553
Stay quiet when you wanna think.

749
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,073
Would you care
for some wine, Mr. Wildhorn?

750
00:40:15,232 --> 00:40:17,913
Ordinarily, I don't indulge,
Mrs. O'Neil,

751
00:40:18,073 --> 00:40:20,992
but since I may
work my way up to a toast,

752
00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:24,433
I think maybe a glass of wine
might be in order, just this once.

753
00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:26,833
You'll have to excuse me
if I don't get up.

754
00:40:28,153 --> 00:40:29,713
I started reading
"The Saga of Jubal McLaws."

755
00:40:29,873 --> 00:40:31,913
It's really cool.

756
00:40:32,073 --> 00:40:34,233
Oh, one of my kinder reviews.

757
00:40:34,393 --> 00:40:35,753
I got it cheap 'cause
it didn't have the last page.

758
00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:38,033
Oh, you're not missing much.

759
00:40:38,193 --> 00:40:40,353
I always meant to rewrite
that page anyway.

760
00:40:40,513 --> 00:40:42,113
Are all your books about the West?

761
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,833
Pretty much.

762
00:40:43,993 --> 00:40:46,953
I love horses.
I used to ride when I was a child.

763
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:48,913
Can you pass the gravy, please?

764
00:40:49,073 --> 00:40:50,593
Good horse is half the dream.

765
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,393
What's the other half?

766
00:40:53,553 --> 00:40:55,593
Your knight in shining armor.

767
00:40:57,713 --> 00:40:59,473
Do you know any stories
about elephants?

768
00:41:00,433 --> 00:41:01,553
Flora loves elephants.

769
00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:05,753
I'm afraid I'm not a reliable source
when it comes to pachyderms.

770
00:41:07,153 --> 00:41:08,833
How did Jubal come to be
the man who rides alone?

771
00:41:10,193 --> 00:41:11,673
He didn't have much choice.

772
00:41:13,953 --> 00:41:15,713
The end of the Civil War,

773
00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:18,993
Jubal rode home to Texas
to be reunited with his family.

774
00:41:19,153 --> 00:41:21,593
It took a good many years
before he could bring himself

775
00:41:21,753 --> 00:41:23,673
to mention the ghastly sight
that awaited him

776
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,473
when he arrived back
at the old homestead.

777
00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:26,793
What happened?

778
00:41:26,954 --> 00:41:30,593
Comanche raiding party.

779
00:41:30,753 --> 00:41:32,393
His papa's horse
had been gut shot,

780
00:41:32,553 --> 00:41:35,073
pin-cushioned with arrows
and left to suffer.

781
00:41:36,073 --> 00:41:37,553
He found his beloved mother

782
00:41:37,713 --> 00:41:40,394
outside the cabin,
her head nearly severed,

783
00:41:40,553 --> 00:41:42,273
her stomach ripped open.

784
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:43,993
Remember, girls, it's just a story.

785
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:45,393
Just a story?

786
00:41:45,553 --> 00:41:47,913
I only meant
that it didn't really happen.

787
00:41:49,793 --> 00:41:51,033
It happened to Jubal.

788
00:41:54,234 --> 00:41:56,113
Mashed potatoes, Mr. Wildhorn?

789
00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:01,713
Sweet old place
you've got here, Mrs. O'Neil.

790
00:42:01,873 --> 00:42:05,233
Belonged to my grandparents,
then my mom.

791
00:42:05,393 --> 00:42:06,633
I spent my summers here
growing up.

792
00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:08,593
Well, I prefer growing up in the city,

793
00:42:08,753 --> 00:42:10,713
but instead,
I'm being held prisoner here.

794
00:42:13,473 --> 00:42:15,113
Are you ready
for my three words, Mama?

795
00:42:16,353 --> 00:42:17,393
If you're prepared.

796
00:42:17,554 --> 00:42:19,233
Can I be excused?

797
00:42:19,393 --> 00:42:21,593
You may not. Go ahead, Finn.

798
00:42:21,753 --> 00:42:24,274
One, imagination:

799
00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,194
the process of forming
a mental image of something

800
00:42:26,353 --> 00:42:29,393
never before perceived
by the imaginer in reality.

801
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,073
Besides being
the most powerful force

802
00:42:32,234 --> 00:42:34,393
ever made available for humankind.

803
00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:36,074
Two,

804
00:42:36,233 --> 00:42:37,994
bamboozle:

805
00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:40,353
to deceive or get the better
of somebody by trickery.

806
00:42:40,513 --> 00:42:42,914
Cheat, fleece, or snooker.

807
00:42:44,073 --> 00:42:45,953
And your third word?

808
00:42:46,113 --> 00:42:48,274
Mentor:

809
00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:52,234
a trusted counselor
or guide, tutor or coach.

810
00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:55,353
Interesting choices.

811
00:42:57,073 --> 00:42:58,473
I'm gonna be seven this summer.

812
00:42:58,633 --> 00:42:59,713
You can come to my party.

813
00:42:59,873 --> 00:43:01,434
Flora, he doesn't want to.

814
00:43:01,593 --> 00:43:03,793
Finnegan. It's August 15th.

815
00:43:03,953 --> 00:43:05,153
And you're under no obligation.

816
00:43:05,313 --> 00:43:07,633
To the contrary.

817
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:11,714
I greatly appreciate being included
in your celebratory plans

818
00:43:11,873 --> 00:43:15,113
and I will be sure to mark
that special day on my calendar.

819
00:43:17,793 --> 00:43:19,394
Who plays the piano?

820
00:43:19,553 --> 00:43:22,154
I've been trying to teach
these three, to no avail.

821
00:43:22,313 --> 00:43:24,314
Do you appreciate music,
Mr. Wildhorn?

822
00:43:24,474 --> 00:43:27,033
Oh, yes, ma'am, I do.

823
00:43:27,194 --> 00:43:30,753
In my younger days, I was
often complimented for my voice.

824
00:43:31,673 --> 00:43:32,793
Would you like to sing for us?

825
00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:35,714
It's the least I can do.

826
00:43:35,873 --> 00:43:37,113
Now may I be excused?

827
00:43:37,273 --> 00:43:40,394
No. Mr. Wildhorn's
going to favor us with a song.

828
00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:44,234
Oh, a captain born in Halifax

829
00:43:44,393 --> 00:43:46,154
Who dwelt in country quarters

830
00:43:46,313 --> 00:43:47,953
Seduced a maid
who hanged herself

831
00:43:48,113 --> 00:43:49,513
Next morning in her garters

832
00:43:49,673 --> 00:43:50,794
I don't think I know that one.

833
00:43:50,954 --> 00:43:54,074
Well, okay...
play something you do know.

834
00:43:56,113 --> 00:43:59,073
Um, well...

835
00:43:59,233 --> 00:44:00,993
it's not a song, exactly.

836
00:44:01,153 --> 00:44:04,153
But... here goes.

837
00:44:40,353 --> 00:44:43,833
Mmm, I would leave
all my windows open

838
00:44:43,994 --> 00:44:45,914
to hear that kind of playing.

839
00:44:47,073 --> 00:44:50,113
That would be
one of my kinder reviews.

840
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:55,114
He's telling me
I've outstayed my welcome.

841
00:44:55,274 --> 00:44:58,154
All right, girls.
Let's say good night to Mr. Wildhorn.

842
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,633
Good night, Monte.

843
00:45:01,793 --> 00:45:02,914
Oh, good night, Flora.

844
00:45:05,114 --> 00:45:06,433
I'll be ready first thing
in the morning.

845
00:45:07,633 --> 00:45:08,674
For what?

846
00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:11,113
- You know.
- Oh, oh, oh. All right.

847
00:45:11,274 --> 00:45:12,993
Yeah, thanks for the reminder.

848
00:45:14,194 --> 00:45:16,754
Girls, you can clear the table.
You too, Willow.

849
00:45:19,794 --> 00:45:21,513
Mrs. O'Neil,

850
00:45:21,673 --> 00:45:24,273
I want to thank you
for a very lovely evening.

851
00:45:24,434 --> 00:45:25,873
I don't believe I have ever

852
00:45:26,033 --> 00:45:29,593
heard Beethoven's Pathetique Sonata
played with such affection.

853
00:45:29,753 --> 00:45:31,274
You know the piece.

854
00:45:31,434 --> 00:45:33,833
Well, when I was writing,

855
00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:35,913
I listened to all kinds of music.

856
00:45:40,234 --> 00:45:41,714
Mr. Wild horn.

857
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:47,474
Why did you stop writing?

858
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:52,233
Same reason I gave up religion.

859
00:45:54,194 --> 00:45:56,674
God confided in me
that he's an atheist.

860
00:45:58,793 --> 00:46:01,433
Did your Jubal McLaws
ever love a woman?

861
00:46:03,593 --> 00:46:05,393
Well, Jubal always got the girl,

862
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:08,553
but he only fell in love once.

863
00:46:09,473 --> 00:46:11,594
That's more than some.

864
00:46:11,754 --> 00:46:13,914
Did they live happily ever after?

865
00:46:14,074 --> 00:46:15,634
No.

866
00:46:15,793 --> 00:46:19,913
He lost her to the influenza
in "Cattle Wars."

867
00:46:20,073 --> 00:46:22,834
And he never fell in love after that?

868
00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:26,233
How could he?

869
00:46:30,473 --> 00:46:33,674
I think Jubal has
quite a hold on you.

870
00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:38,674
Well, all the things I couldn't do
in the real world,

871
00:46:40,114 --> 00:46:42,074
Jubal let me do on the page.

872
00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,793
Good night, Mrs. O'Neil.

873
00:46:46,953 --> 00:46:48,914
Thanks for the chicken dinner.

874
00:46:54,154 --> 00:46:56,074
You owe me a toast, Mr. Wildhorn.

875
00:46:56,234 --> 00:46:58,154
I'm good for it.

876
00:47:03,874 --> 00:47:06,914
Your behavior tonight
was exemplary.

877
00:47:07,073 --> 00:47:09,953
As a result, I'm going
to lift the ban on farting.

878
00:47:12,234 --> 00:47:14,594
A captain born in Halifax

879
00:47:14,753 --> 00:47:16,874
Who dwelt in country quarters

880
00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:18,234
Seduced a maid
who hanged herself

881
00:47:18,394 --> 00:47:20,914
One morning in her garters

882
00:47:22,474 --> 00:47:23,673
Fetch.

883
00:47:25,074 --> 00:47:29,274
Maybe it's the word "fetch"
that doesn't resonate.

884
00:47:29,433 --> 00:47:34,674
Perhaps "retrieve" will stimulate
some long-dormant instinct.

885
00:47:34,834 --> 00:47:37,234
Retrieve.

886
00:47:38,274 --> 00:47:39,634
Retrieve.

887
00:47:44,434 --> 00:47:46,033
It still just looks like a street.

888
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:50,833
You're holding back.

889
00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:52,434
I'm not.

890
00:47:53,794 --> 00:47:54,794
I can't do this.

891
00:47:54,953 --> 00:47:56,634
It's not what I hear.

892
00:47:58,513 --> 00:47:59,674
What?

893
00:47:59,834 --> 00:48:02,994
Well, word about town
is that I'm known

894
00:48:03,154 --> 00:48:06,314
to consider earthworm
something of a delicacy.

895
00:48:08,674 --> 00:48:09,473
Where did--?

896
00:48:09,634 --> 00:48:11,034
I have my sources.

897
00:48:11,194 --> 00:48:13,714
But I didn't know you then.
You know, I was just--

898
00:48:13,873 --> 00:48:15,554
Using your imagination.

899
00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,274
Hello?

900
00:49:14,434 --> 00:49:16,194
Hi. This is Monte Wildhorn.

901
00:49:16,354 --> 00:49:17,914
Oh, hi, Monte?

902
00:49:18,074 --> 00:49:18,954
Is your boy there?

903
00:49:19,114 --> 00:49:20,434
The boy?

904
00:49:20,594 --> 00:49:23,034
Oh. Oh. Hold on. Hold on.

905
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,954
Carl! It's the phone.

906
00:49:25,114 --> 00:49:26,874
- The phone!
- What is it, Mom?

907
00:49:27,034 --> 00:49:28,794
It's a phone call, for you.

908
00:49:28,954 --> 00:49:30,594
It is? Who is it?

909
00:49:30,754 --> 00:49:31,954
Well, find out.

910
00:49:32,114 --> 00:49:34,234
This is Carl Loop.

911
00:49:34,394 --> 00:49:36,914
Oh. I must have the wrong number.

912
00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:38,994
I was looking for Diego Santana.

913
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,194
I'm Diego Santana.

914
00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:43,434
All right, then.

915
00:49:43,594 --> 00:49:46,834
Saddle up, amigo.
We're riding into town.

916
00:49:46,994 --> 00:49:49,794
Mom, we're riding into town.

917
00:49:55,114 --> 00:49:56,794
Do you always wear a white hat?

918
00:49:58,274 --> 00:50:00,514
I wear a white hat, Diego,

919
00:50:00,674 --> 00:50:02,674
so the folks can tell the good guys

920
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:05,194
from the bad guys
in case of gun play.

921
00:50:07,954 --> 00:50:08,994
What's with the goggles?

922
00:50:09,154 --> 00:50:10,754
Then no one knows I'm Carl.

923
00:50:12,034 --> 00:50:13,594
Good thinking.

924
00:50:19,954 --> 00:50:21,074
Now if you'll be kind enough

925
00:50:21,234 --> 00:50:24,194
to slide the case of spirits
on to my lap,

926
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,234
this business will be concluded,

927
00:50:26,394 --> 00:50:29,314
and we can catch up
on each other's personal lives.

928
00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:31,394
I would be looking forward to it.

929
00:50:35,194 --> 00:50:36,874
What happened to the Slim Jims?

930
00:50:39,274 --> 00:50:41,194
What's your income
this year, Monte?

931
00:50:41,354 --> 00:50:45,714
I estimate my gross income
at $34 and 18 cents.

932
00:50:45,874 --> 00:50:48,874
A good portion of which
I've invested with Mahmoud.

933
00:50:50,034 --> 00:50:52,234
Sometimes
I wanna pull my pants down.

934
00:50:52,395 --> 00:50:54,315
Join the club.

935
00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:07,394
You gonna drink all that?

936
00:51:09,314 --> 00:51:11,754
I have every intention of doing so.

937
00:51:11,914 --> 00:51:12,994
Why?

938
00:51:15,034 --> 00:51:17,674
'Cause I'm a drunk,
and that's what we do.

939
00:51:21,914 --> 00:51:24,314
Get drunk enough,
you'll cry over anything.

940
00:51:26,074 --> 00:51:29,194
Real tears are a useful way
of getting to a place.

941
00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:31,994
What place?

942
00:51:32,155 --> 00:51:33,914
Anywhere you need to go.

943
00:51:35,274 --> 00:51:37,394
Now look out there and tell me
what's not there,

944
00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:39,034
and make me interested.

945
00:51:43,154 --> 00:51:44,434
I see...

946
00:51:46,634 --> 00:51:48,034
I see...

947
00:51:50,795 --> 00:51:53,034
a girl walking by the lake.

948
00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:54,354
How old is she?

949
00:51:54,515 --> 00:51:55,834
What does she look like?
What is she wearing?

950
00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:59,435
She's ten years old,
and she's got a ponytail.

951
00:51:59,595 --> 00:52:01,314
What's she doing?

952
00:52:01,474 --> 00:52:03,914
She's looking behind her.

953
00:52:05,234 --> 00:52:06,234
Why?

954
00:52:06,394 --> 00:52:08,994
'Cause there's a man following her.

955
00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:11,554
So what does she do?

956
00:52:11,714 --> 00:52:13,274
She starts running.

957
00:52:13,435 --> 00:52:14,914
He chases her.

958
00:52:15,075 --> 00:52:16,995
Does he catch her?

959
00:52:17,154 --> 00:52:19,154
No. She gets away.

960
00:52:20,114 --> 00:52:21,395
How?

961
00:52:21,554 --> 00:52:23,234
She runs to her neighbor,
Al Kaiser's house

962
00:52:23,394 --> 00:52:24,234
and disappears around the back.

963
00:52:24,395 --> 00:52:25,915
When the bad guy gets there,

964
00:52:26,074 --> 00:52:27,994
all he sees is one
of her sneakers lying in front

965
00:52:28,154 --> 00:52:29,914
of an open door that leads
down to the cellar.

966
00:52:30,074 --> 00:52:32,154
When the bad guys goes down
the stairs to grab her,

967
00:52:32,314 --> 00:52:33,794
she jumps out
from behind the big oak tree

968
00:52:33,954 --> 00:52:36,634
where she's been hiding and lifts
that heavy door off the ground

969
00:52:36,794 --> 00:52:37,835
and closes it on top of him,

970
00:52:37,995 --> 00:52:39,234
and before he can escape,

971
00:52:39,394 --> 00:52:41,314
she grabs the rake
Al Kaiser keeps by the door

972
00:52:41,474 --> 00:52:43,794
and slides it through the handles,
which traps the bad guy

973
00:52:43,954 --> 00:52:45,554
until the cops come
to take him away.

974
00:52:48,154 --> 00:52:50,394
Congratulations.

975
00:52:50,554 --> 00:52:52,395
You just made up your first story.

976
00:52:52,554 --> 00:52:54,234
I know, 'cause Carl Loop and me,

977
00:52:54,394 --> 00:52:56,475
we always used to hide there
when we didn't want our mothers

978
00:52:56,635 --> 00:52:57,634
to know where we were.

979
00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:00,595
Good instincts.

980
00:53:00,755 --> 00:53:02,274
You draw
from your own experiences.

981
00:53:02,434 --> 00:53:04,074
Now what?

982
00:53:05,795 --> 00:53:07,394
You work me too hard.

983
00:53:07,554 --> 00:53:08,594
Class dismissed.

984
00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:11,715
Okay. See ya.

985
00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:16,154
Hey, Mom, Mom!
I wrote a story!

986
00:53:16,314 --> 00:53:17,674
I wrote a story!

987
00:53:20,314 --> 00:53:22,354
I'm one hell of a mentor.

988
00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:36,195
Monte, you know
that dancehall gal, Miss Gussy?

989
00:54:36,354 --> 00:54:38,355
The one that runs
the saloon in all your books?

990
00:54:38,515 --> 00:54:40,074
I do.

991
00:54:40,234 --> 00:54:43,555
I'm surprised she and Jubal
never got together.

992
00:54:45,195 --> 00:54:47,955
Tell you the truth,
I was surprised too.

993
00:54:48,115 --> 00:54:52,195
But then, who among us
truly knows the ways of love?

994
00:54:53,755 --> 00:54:55,395
You got that right, sir.

995
00:54:55,554 --> 00:54:57,675
- Mama.
- Yes?

996
00:54:57,835 --> 00:54:59,355
I don't wanna paint anymore.

997
00:54:59,515 --> 00:55:01,354
Okay, birthday girl.
What do you wanna do?

998
00:55:01,515 --> 00:55:02,594
I wanna go jump

999
00:55:02,755 --> 00:55:04,074
Go jump

1000
00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:07,995
However, we cannot leave
Mr. Wildhorn half done.

1001
00:55:08,155 --> 00:55:09,115
Thank you.

1002
00:55:09,274 --> 00:55:10,914
Listen, lady, I gotta be
outta here by 3:00.

1003
00:55:11,074 --> 00:55:13,154
It was my understanding
I had you for the entire day.

1004
00:55:13,315 --> 00:55:15,915
Yeah, well, I got a 4:00
on the other side of the lake.

1005
00:55:21,514 --> 00:55:23,195
Mama, look what I made for Flora.

1006
00:55:23,355 --> 00:55:24,435
I'm testing it for her.

1007
00:55:24,595 --> 00:55:26,355
Oh, okay. Take it easy with that.

1008
00:55:26,515 --> 00:55:27,635
Be careful with that, Finn, okay?

1009
00:55:27,794 --> 00:55:29,034
I don't wanna see
any one-eyed daughters.

1010
00:55:29,194 --> 00:55:30,394
Okay.

1011
00:55:32,515 --> 00:55:34,195
Oh, excuse me.

1012
00:55:35,914 --> 00:55:38,514
Jack, where are you?
It started over an hour ago.

1013
00:55:43,235 --> 00:55:45,435
All right, hang on.

1014
00:55:45,595 --> 00:55:48,875
Hey, Flora. Hey, honey.
It's Daddy for you.

1015
00:55:49,035 --> 00:55:50,355
Yay.

1016
00:55:58,394 --> 00:55:59,354
He's not coming.

1017
00:56:02,435 --> 00:56:04,554
I don't know why I'm always surprised.

1018
00:56:06,155 --> 00:56:07,795
I just...

1019
00:56:07,955 --> 00:56:10,235
I guess I keep hoping
for the sake of the girls.

1020
00:56:14,554 --> 00:56:16,035
Daddy's not coming.

1021
00:56:18,554 --> 00:56:20,755
Oh, hey, baby girl, let's go jump.

1022
00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:23,115
I don't wanna jump.

1023
00:56:24,755 --> 00:56:27,034
Dad said it would be okay
if I came up to stay with him.

1024
00:56:27,194 --> 00:56:28,954
Willow,
we are not doing this again.

1025
00:56:29,114 --> 00:56:30,435
There's nothing for me to do here.

1026
00:56:30,594 --> 00:56:31,515
All my friends are in the city.

1027
00:56:31,675 --> 00:56:33,155
You know,
he can't even show up

1028
00:56:33,315 --> 00:56:34,475
for his own daughter's birthday party.

1029
00:56:34,635 --> 00:56:36,794
Maybe he just didn't
want to see you.

1030
00:56:36,955 --> 00:56:38,274
That's enough.

1031
00:56:49,755 --> 00:56:52,755
Why don't I just go and talk
to Flora for a minute?

1032
00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:54,874
Okay.

1033
00:56:57,634 --> 00:56:59,755
I'm looking for the birthday girl.

1034
00:56:59,915 --> 00:57:01,555
You know where I can find her?

1035
00:57:02,715 --> 00:57:04,074
I'm the birthday girl.

1036
00:57:04,235 --> 00:57:05,994
Oh, good.

1037
00:57:06,155 --> 00:57:08,075
'Cause I got something for you.

1038
00:57:08,235 --> 00:57:10,075
What is it?

1039
00:57:10,234 --> 00:57:11,395
It's your birthday present.

1040
00:57:11,555 --> 00:57:13,275
I think it's here. Where'd I put it?

1041
00:57:13,435 --> 00:57:15,395
Ah, there it is.

1042
00:57:15,555 --> 00:57:16,755
Happy birthday.

1043
00:57:16,915 --> 00:57:18,675
What is it?

1044
00:57:18,835 --> 00:57:19,635
It's a story.

1045
00:57:19,795 --> 00:57:21,115
About what?

1046
00:57:21,275 --> 00:57:23,515
About an elephant named Tony.

1047
00:57:24,634 --> 00:57:25,874
Well, he said he was a friend of yours,

1048
00:57:26,035 --> 00:57:29,035
and he asked me
to write it down for him.

1049
00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:30,635
Is Tony a real elephant?

1050
00:57:30,795 --> 00:57:32,195
Yes, ma'am, he sure is.

1051
00:57:32,355 --> 00:57:34,435
Thank you so much!

1052
00:57:34,595 --> 00:57:36,675
Mom! Look what I got!

1053
00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:46,835
Man, that is one hot lady.

1054
00:57:46,995 --> 00:57:50,315
If she was my woman,
I'd never let her leave the bed.

1055
00:57:50,475 --> 00:57:52,595
You know what I'm talking about.

1056
00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,115
Time to go to work.

1057
00:57:57,274 --> 00:57:59,035
Hey, you like magic tricks?
I'll do one for ya.

1058
00:57:59,194 --> 00:58:01,275
Can you make yourself
disappear, Mr. Clown?

1059
00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:04,475
Don't call me "Mr. Clown."

1060
00:58:04,635 --> 00:58:05,875
I happen to be The Amazing Ted.

1061
00:58:06,035 --> 00:58:07,875
Whatever you say, Mr. Clown.

1062
00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:10,155
Asshole.

1063
00:58:10,315 --> 00:58:11,755
You got my name right.

1064
00:58:11,915 --> 00:58:13,355
It's magic time!

1065
00:58:13,515 --> 00:58:16,715
Hey! Come on, kids.
Gather 'round.

1066
00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:18,555
Magic time!

1067
00:58:20,275 --> 00:58:21,675
Pay close attention,

1068
00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:25,355
because at no point
do my hands ever leave my arms.

1069
00:58:25,515 --> 00:58:27,435
Huh?

1070
00:58:27,595 --> 00:58:30,475
Now who here likes rabbits?

1071
00:58:30,635 --> 00:58:32,235
I do!

1072
00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:36,395
It slipped.

1073
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:38,315
Son of a bitch!

1074
00:58:38,475 --> 00:58:41,195
Hey! Hey!
You spoiled little brat!

1075
00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:43,355
Hey! That castle's
how I make my living.

1076
00:58:43,515 --> 00:58:45,755
- Jesus Christ!
- Help, Mom!

1077
00:58:45,915 --> 00:58:48,475
Everybody get away from there
before you make it worse!

1078
00:58:48,635 --> 00:58:50,635
Somebody get
that fat kid outta there!

1079
00:58:50,795 --> 00:58:52,915
What the hell's he doing
in there in the first place?

1080
00:58:53,075 --> 00:58:55,795
It's for little kids.
He weighs, like, 900 pounds!

1081
00:58:55,955 --> 00:58:57,315
Let me tell you something.

1082
00:58:57,475 --> 00:58:58,315
You haven't heard the last of this.

1083
00:58:58,475 --> 00:58:59,515
I got stuck.

1084
00:58:59,675 --> 00:59:01,235
You don't think
clowns have lawyers?

1085
00:59:01,395 --> 00:59:02,755
You better think again,

1086
00:59:02,915 --> 00:59:04,475
'cause you're about to be
hearing from my lawyer.

1087
00:59:08,915 --> 00:59:12,835
Reach for the sky, you mud-sucking
yellow sidewinder.

1088
00:59:12,995 --> 00:59:13,995
All right, Jesus.

1089
00:59:14,155 --> 00:59:15,635
Easy, man. Shit, don't shoot.

1090
00:59:15,795 --> 00:59:17,555
I'm so gonna hear
from the parents on this one.

1091
00:59:17,715 --> 00:59:19,395
The Amazing Ted,

1092
00:59:19,555 --> 00:59:21,315
or Mr. Clown?

1093
00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:24,555
Which do you prefer
on your tombstone?

1094
00:59:24,715 --> 00:59:26,956
Oh, tombstones?
Why's he talking about tombstones?

1095
00:59:27,115 --> 00:59:29,475
If you wanna continue
your useless existence,

1096
00:59:29,635 --> 00:59:32,875
I strongly urge a sincere apology
to Miss Finnegan O'Neil.

1097
00:59:33,035 --> 00:59:35,395
Okay. Okay.

1098
00:59:35,555 --> 00:59:37,995
I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.

1099
00:59:38,155 --> 00:59:39,915
apology accepted.

1100
00:59:40,075 --> 00:59:41,555
Now, git!

1101
00:59:41,715 --> 00:59:43,875
Oh!

1102
00:59:44,035 --> 00:59:46,715
Well, birthday cake, anyone?

1103
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,795
Me!

1104
00:59:51,995 --> 00:59:53,556
Did you have fun today?

1105
00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:55,835
I liked it
when Monte shot my clown.

1106
00:59:55,995 --> 00:59:57,715
Oh, well, baby,

1107
00:59:57,875 --> 00:59:59,996
Mr. Wildhorn didn't
really shoot your clown.

1108
01:00:00,155 --> 01:00:03,315
He just, well,
wanted to get his attention.

1109
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,275
Can you read me
the elephant story?

1110
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:08,035
I don't see why not. You ready?

1111
01:00:08,195 --> 01:00:09,035
Ready.

1112
01:00:09,196 --> 01:00:10,395
Okay.

1113
01:00:11,355 --> 01:00:12,995
"Once upon a time,

1114
01:00:13,156 --> 01:00:17,595
"inside a finely-tuned piano
in an old house

1115
01:00:17,755 --> 01:00:20,436
"there lived a family of mice.

1116
01:00:20,595 --> 01:00:24,115
"They had everything mice
could possibly want in the world

1117
01:00:24,276 --> 01:00:27,436
"because this mouse family
had wisely invested

1118
01:00:28,955 --> 01:00:30,395
in The Cheesecake Factory."

1119
01:00:32,236 --> 01:00:36,635
"Mrs. Mouse made sure their home
was always filled with music

1120
01:00:36,795 --> 01:00:40,115
"by jumping up and down
on the keyboard.

1121
01:00:40,275 --> 01:00:43,395
"The only problem they had

1122
01:00:43,555 --> 01:00:47,195
was the cat that lived
in the house with them."

1123
01:00:47,355 --> 01:00:49,755
Is the cat gonna eat the mouses?

1124
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:54,156
Oh, well, let's hope Mr. Wildhorn
isn't taking the story in that direction.

1125
01:00:55,355 --> 01:00:56,715
Oh, well, bless you, sweetheart.

1126
01:00:56,875 --> 01:00:58,195
Thank you.

1127
01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:01,875
"One day, on the brightest
of summer mornings,

1128
01:01:02,035 --> 01:01:05,155
the littlest mouse heard
a knock at the front door."

1129
01:01:05,315 --> 01:01:07,275
Who's there?

1130
01:01:07,435 --> 01:01:08,515
"She opened the door,

1131
01:01:08,675 --> 01:01:12,635
"and there standing before her
was the grandest elephant

1132
01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:15,115
"ever seen by a little mouse,

1133
01:01:15,276 --> 01:01:17,115
"or any mouse for that matter.

1134
01:01:17,275 --> 01:01:20,995
"'I'm pleased to meet you.
My name is Tony.

1135
01:01:21,155 --> 01:01:22,556
"'I heard the beautiful music

1136
01:01:22,715 --> 01:01:25,115
and wanted to see where
it was coming from."'

1137
01:01:33,755 --> 01:01:36,035
"Tony, a traveling magician by day

1138
01:01:36,195 --> 01:01:38,275
"and an opera singer by night,

1139
01:01:38,435 --> 01:01:39,755
"cast a magic spell

1140
01:01:39,915 --> 01:01:42,635
"so the mice would be
invisible to the cat.

1141
01:01:42,795 --> 01:01:45,555
"This made
the mouse family feel very safe

1142
01:01:45,716 --> 01:01:48,235
"and everyone was very happy.

1143
01:01:48,395 --> 01:01:49,595
"Mrs. Mouse was so happy

1144
01:01:49,755 --> 01:01:52,675
"that when it was time
for Tony to leave,

1145
01:01:52,836 --> 01:01:55,555
"she scampered
all the way up his trunk

1146
01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:58,235
"and gave him
a kiss on the cheek.

1147
01:01:58,395 --> 01:02:01,275
Tony promptly fainted."

1148
01:02:03,795 --> 01:02:06,395
I think this elephant likes me.

1149
01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:22,915
Well, I suppose I could smear
the ball with peanut butter,

1150
01:02:23,075 --> 01:02:26,235
but that would be
beneath your dignity...

1151
01:02:26,395 --> 01:02:27,515
and mine.

1152
01:02:38,995 --> 01:02:42,196
Well, this isn't
your first raft, Mrs. O'Neil.

1153
01:02:42,356 --> 01:02:46,716
Finn did most of the work,
with a little help from Diego Santana.

1154
01:02:46,876 --> 01:02:48,116
Ah.

1155
01:02:50,355 --> 01:02:51,715
Where is everybody?

1156
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,396
Karen took them into town
for some ice cream.

1157
01:02:54,556 --> 01:02:56,115
You didn't get to go?

1158
01:02:57,156 --> 01:02:58,315
It was a plot.

1159
01:02:58,475 --> 01:03:00,716
So I could finish the raft.

1160
01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:05,035
She's had her heart set
on sailing to the island this summer...

1161
01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:07,596
and school starts in three weeks.

1162
01:03:09,676 --> 01:03:10,756
I see.

1163
01:03:12,396 --> 01:03:15,915
Flora greatly appreciated
"The Elephant Who Stays Forever."

1164
01:03:16,076 --> 01:03:18,515
I was hoping she'd like it.

1165
01:03:19,555 --> 01:03:21,996
She made me read it to her
several times,

1166
01:03:22,156 --> 01:03:27,275
and she asked me
if you would write more Tony stories.

1167
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:34,036
Well... I wouldn't
want to disappoint her.

1168
01:03:48,395 --> 01:03:50,196
Hi, it's Dave.

1169
01:03:50,356 --> 01:03:52,156
That's me on drums.
Leave a message.

1170
01:03:53,556 --> 01:03:54,756
Monte, it's Joe again.

1171
01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:57,035
It's really important
you call me back.

1172
01:04:00,315 --> 01:04:02,196
Important for who?

1173
01:04:12,355 --> 01:04:15,036
- Willow...
- No, thanks.

1174
01:04:15,196 --> 01:04:18,076
Come on, Willow. This is gonna
be the adventure of a lifetime.

1175
01:04:18,236 --> 01:04:19,196
Of a lifetime.

1176
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:22,515
Finnegan is not going to that island
without her big sister.

1177
01:04:23,596 --> 01:04:24,556
Fine.

1178
01:05:01,956 --> 01:05:02,956
A swing.

1179
01:05:03,115 --> 01:05:05,236
Will you push me, Willow?

1180
01:05:05,396 --> 01:05:07,116
Sure, Carl. Hop on.

1181
01:05:10,756 --> 01:05:12,276
Whee-hee!

1182
01:05:13,795 --> 01:05:14,635
Whoo!

1183
01:05:14,796 --> 01:05:16,716
Higher. Whee-hee.

1184
01:05:17,676 --> 01:05:19,035
Hang on!

1185
01:05:19,196 --> 01:05:20,356
Push harder.

1186
01:05:20,515 --> 01:05:22,035
- Fun?
- Yeah!

1187
01:05:22,196 --> 01:05:24,076
Oh!

1188
01:05:27,316 --> 01:05:28,556
I think I'm drowning!

1189
01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:32,156
Carl! Carl, it's shallow.
Just stand up.

1190
01:05:32,315 --> 01:05:33,435
Help me!

1191
01:05:34,395 --> 01:05:36,035
Carl, it's shallow.

1192
01:05:37,236 --> 01:05:38,635
You're not drowning.

1193
01:05:42,836 --> 01:05:44,556
That was close.

1194
01:06:10,035 --> 01:06:11,275
Whoa.

1195
01:06:13,516 --> 01:06:14,796
What is it, Finn?

1196
01:06:14,956 --> 01:06:17,715
It's a lunchbox.
I found it on the island.

1197
01:06:17,876 --> 01:06:18,955
What's inside?

1198
01:06:19,116 --> 01:06:19,916
I haven't opened it yet.

1199
01:06:20,076 --> 01:06:21,436
Why not?

1200
01:06:21,596 --> 01:06:22,836
Because there might
not be anything good in it.

1201
01:06:22,996 --> 01:06:25,076
This way, I can think there's
something good even if there's not.

1202
01:06:25,236 --> 01:06:26,956
Do you know how stupid
that sounds?

1203
01:06:27,116 --> 01:06:29,996
No. It's like what Monte says,
seeing what's not there.

1204
01:06:30,156 --> 01:06:32,436
I'll open it.
I wanna see what is there.

1205
01:06:32,596 --> 01:06:34,196
Maybe it's money.

1206
01:06:34,356 --> 01:06:37,076
Might be a chopped off hand,
Willow Tree.

1207
01:06:37,236 --> 01:06:38,196
Don't open it!

1208
01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:43,316
Wow... Look at all this stuff.

1209
01:06:43,476 --> 01:06:44,876
Look, it's a diary.

1210
01:06:45,036 --> 01:06:47,875
"Property of Charlotte Reilly,
Seventh Grade."

1211
01:06:48,036 --> 01:06:50,396
- Who's that?
- That's Mama!

1212
01:06:50,556 --> 01:06:51,836
Probably everything
we wanna know about her

1213
01:06:51,995 --> 01:06:53,716
when she was a kid is in here.

1214
01:06:53,876 --> 01:06:55,516
What do we wanna know about her?

1215
01:06:55,676 --> 01:06:57,036
We should probably
give it back to her.

1216
01:06:57,196 --> 01:06:58,476
I think she'd want it back.

1217
01:06:58,636 --> 01:07:00,276
We should make her a sandwich.

1218
01:07:34,276 --> 01:07:35,396
Lovely day, Mr. Wildhorn.

1219
01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:38,796
Yes, ma'am. It's shaping up to be
a considerably lovely day.

1220
01:07:43,596 --> 01:07:45,276
More Tony?

1221
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:46,876
Yes, ma'am.

1222
01:07:47,036 --> 01:07:48,516
I'm sure Flora will be delighted,

1223
01:07:48,676 --> 01:07:50,596
and I will read this to her
tonight at bedtime.

1224
01:07:50,756 --> 01:07:51,756
Good.

1225
01:07:54,436 --> 01:07:55,556
Thank you.

1226
01:07:58,356 --> 01:08:03,196
Spot, that lady has a way
of making me sit taller in the saddle.

1227
01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:08,996
Flora, look
what Mr. Wildhorn gave me.

1228
01:08:09,156 --> 01:08:10,796
Tony the Elephant?

1229
01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:11,916
Who's Tony the Elephant?

1230
01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:14,476
Mr. Wildhorn wrote a story
for Flora's birthday.

1231
01:08:14,636 --> 01:08:16,396
He did what?

1232
01:08:16,556 --> 01:08:18,636
Read Tony, Mommy.

1233
01:08:18,797 --> 01:08:21,556
- Let me see that!
- No, no. We'll read it tonight.

1234
01:08:21,716 --> 01:08:25,796
Today, I want all of you girls to go outside
and play in the fresh air.

1235
01:08:25,956 --> 01:08:28,076
Come on.
We can ride into town.

1236
01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:31,796
Monte! Monte!

1237
01:08:31,957 --> 01:08:35,156
Monte! I'm calling you out!

1238
01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:38,756
You gave up Jubal McLaws
for an elephant?

1239
01:08:38,916 --> 01:08:40,476
You told me Jubal saved your life!

1240
01:08:40,636 --> 01:08:41,916
Then you shoot him in the back!

1241
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,396
Oh, now, hold on.

1242
01:08:44,556 --> 01:08:47,156
I don't call writing about an elephant
shooting Jubal in the back.

1243
01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:49,796
Jubal hasn't come calling in years.

1244
01:08:49,956 --> 01:08:51,716
I can't write what's not there.

1245
01:08:51,876 --> 01:08:53,636
You tell me to see what's not there.

1246
01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:55,836
Why can't you write what's not there?

1247
01:08:58,116 --> 01:08:59,956
You're a no-good drunk and a liar!

1248
01:09:00,116 --> 01:09:01,876
Finnegan!

1249
01:09:02,036 --> 01:09:03,796
He's a damn bamboozler, Willow!

1250
01:09:10,876 --> 01:09:12,196
Mr. Wild horn?

1251
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,116
My sister believes
you're something special.

1252
01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:17,036
Are you something special?

1253
01:09:18,516 --> 01:09:20,637
Can't say that I ever
thought of myself like that.

1254
01:09:20,796 --> 01:09:22,796
Well, you'd better be.

1255
01:09:22,956 --> 01:09:24,356
'Cause otherwise,
you don't deserve Finnegan.

1256
01:09:25,997 --> 01:09:27,116
I really hope you two make up,

1257
01:09:27,276 --> 01:09:30,276
because I'd hate to see you
lose a friend like her.

1258
01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:46,596
"Sometimes,
talking to people wasn't easy for Tony.

1259
01:09:46,756 --> 01:09:49,316
"So he kept writing letters
to Mrs. Mouse,

1260
01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:52,676
"faithfully delivered
by the tree toad.

1261
01:09:52,836 --> 01:09:56,756
"Then a really amazing elephant
thing happened.

1262
01:09:56,916 --> 01:09:59,676
"When elephants find
they're too nervous to speak,

1263
01:09:59,836 --> 01:10:01,956
"they begin to dance.

1264
01:10:02,116 --> 01:10:04,076
"Tony loved to waltz.

1265
01:10:04,237 --> 01:10:06,756
"And before he even realized it,

1266
01:10:06,916 --> 01:10:10,316
"he found himself waltzing
with Mrs. Mouse

1267
01:10:10,476 --> 01:10:12,796
under the warm moonlight."

1268
01:10:25,077 --> 01:10:26,236
"'8 Open!

1269
01:10:35,436 --> 01:10:37,636
Hello, Joe. Been expecting you.

1270
01:10:37,796 --> 01:10:40,796
You might want to return a phone call
every once in a while,

1271
01:10:40,956 --> 01:10:43,116
especially to someone
you've known so long.

1272
01:10:44,717 --> 01:10:46,156
How's the book business, Joe?

1273
01:10:46,316 --> 01:10:50,076
Nobody reads unless
they can download.

1274
01:10:50,236 --> 01:10:52,676
Why wouldn't you
want to hold a book?

1275
01:10:52,836 --> 01:10:54,916
You've got a dog!

1276
01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:58,076
Yeah, I'm dog-sitting
for the summer.

1277
01:10:58,236 --> 01:10:59,357
You seem different.

1278
01:11:01,356 --> 01:11:03,556
You're not, uh... yourself.

1279
01:11:04,356 --> 01:11:05,356
Sober, you mean?

1280
01:11:07,156 --> 01:11:08,756
Well, I've stopped before.

1281
01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:10,916
And I'll probably start up again.

1282
01:11:11,076 --> 01:11:13,116
But right now, I'm seeing things
with a clear eye.

1283
01:11:13,276 --> 01:11:15,516
And quite frankly, I like the view.

1284
01:11:15,677 --> 01:11:16,756
What can I do for you, Joe?

1285
01:11:16,917 --> 01:11:19,677
I've come here today
to change your life.

1286
01:11:20,956 --> 01:11:23,077
You'll collect
your usual commission for that?

1287
01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:24,356
I certainly do.

1288
01:11:24,516 --> 01:11:26,036
I brought Luke Ford with me.

1289
01:11:26,196 --> 01:11:27,236
He's waiting outside.

1290
01:11:27,396 --> 01:11:28,516
The Luke Ford?

1291
01:11:28,676 --> 01:11:30,556
The Luke Ford.

1292
01:11:30,716 --> 01:11:31,757
You mind if I invite him in?

1293
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:33,036
Be impolite not to.

1294
01:11:33,196 --> 01:11:35,516
That's what I was thinking. Luke?

1295
01:11:35,676 --> 01:11:37,276
Luke, why don't you join us?

1296
01:11:39,356 --> 01:11:41,636
Come meet
the great Monte Wildhorn.

1297
01:11:44,077 --> 01:11:45,676
Sorry, for just showing up like this,

1298
01:11:45,837 --> 01:11:47,637
but Joe said it was the only way
I might get to meet you.

1299
01:11:47,797 --> 01:11:48,636
I'm Luke Ford.

1300
01:11:48,796 --> 01:11:51,077
You certainly are.

1301
01:11:51,236 --> 01:11:53,356
I'm really pleased
to make your acquaintance.

1302
01:11:55,556 --> 01:11:56,516
Have a seat.

1303
01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:02,477
Luke is the reason
that I've been trying

1304
01:12:02,636 --> 01:12:04,996
to get a hold of you all summer.

1305
01:12:05,157 --> 01:12:08,597
I know you wanted your space,
but he's been rather insistent

1306
01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,917
on acquiring the rights
to Jubal McLaws.

1307
01:12:12,757 --> 01:12:14,436
- Is that right?
- How about that, huh?

1308
01:12:15,637 --> 01:12:16,756
Well, Jubal's not for sale.

1309
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:20,076
Oh, come on now. Hear him out.

1310
01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:23,236
He is just trying to make you
a rich son of a bitch.

1311
01:12:23,397 --> 01:12:24,357
I'm already a son of a bitch.

1312
01:12:24,517 --> 01:12:28,117
And I don't care to be rich,
but thanks for thinking of me.

1313
01:12:28,276 --> 01:12:29,837
This could be
a real fresh start for you.

1314
01:12:29,997 --> 01:12:31,797
Granted, you'll have to take
a sabbatical from the dog-sitting.

1315
01:12:31,957 --> 01:12:34,036
I like dog-sitting.

1316
01:12:34,196 --> 01:12:35,797
Monte, I'm a huge fan
of the old Westerns,

1317
01:12:35,956 --> 01:12:38,436
and I'm convinced that
there's still some life left in the genre.

1318
01:12:38,596 --> 01:12:43,717
"The Saga of Jubal McLaws"
is the best Western novel I ever read.

1319
01:12:43,877 --> 01:12:45,436
If you allow me,

1320
01:12:45,596 --> 01:12:47,557
I'd be honored to be the one
to bring Jubal to life.

1321
01:12:47,717 --> 01:12:49,796
All due respect, Mr. Ford,

1322
01:12:49,956 --> 01:12:53,676
but my late wife has already
pulled off that miracle.

1323
01:12:53,837 --> 01:12:56,516
Then consider your readership--
this movie gets produced,

1324
01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:58,797
they'll increase a thousand fold.

1325
01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:00,356
Isn't that what you always wanted?

1326
01:13:00,516 --> 01:13:01,916
I thought it was.

1327
01:13:03,956 --> 01:13:08,517
Mr. Ford, I appreciate your taking
the time to come out here, I really do.

1328
01:13:08,677 --> 01:13:11,876
If ever there was a man
to play Jubal, you'd be him.

1329
01:13:13,197 --> 01:13:15,316
But right now,
I'm in a pretty good...

1330
01:13:18,797 --> 01:13:23,156
Most times, real life doesn't measure up
to what's in our heads,

1331
01:13:23,317 --> 01:13:26,596
but every now and then,
it comes pretty close.

1332
01:13:26,757 --> 01:13:30,917
You happened to catch me in one
of those rarefied moments.

1333
01:13:31,076 --> 01:13:33,357
So if it's all the same to you,

1334
01:13:33,517 --> 01:13:35,957
I'll stick with real life for a spell.

1335
01:13:37,276 --> 01:13:39,637
You're making a big mistake,
and I gotta tell you,

1336
01:13:39,797 --> 01:13:40,997
this could be your last chance.

1337
01:13:41,157 --> 01:13:43,277
I don't believe in last chances, Joe.

1338
01:13:43,436 --> 01:13:44,237
I've had too many of them.

1339
01:13:44,396 --> 01:13:45,877
- Monte!
- Joe...

1340
01:13:46,036 --> 01:13:47,276
meeting's over.

1341
01:13:53,036 --> 01:13:54,197
It's real nice meeting you.

1342
01:13:58,957 --> 01:13:59,756
That's pretty.

1343
01:13:59,917 --> 01:14:02,997
It's Mrs. O'Neil, next door.

1344
01:14:03,157 --> 01:14:04,676
Real fine lady.

1345
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:09,277
Right now, she's talking to me.

1346
01:14:09,437 --> 01:14:11,836
And if you don't mind,
it's a personal conversation.

1347
01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:15,717
Mr. Wild horn,

1348
01:14:15,877 --> 01:14:18,237
it's a pleasure
not doing business with you.

1349
01:14:25,517 --> 01:14:27,557
How much longer are you here?

1350
01:14:27,716 --> 01:14:28,717
Couple of weeks.

1351
01:14:28,877 --> 01:14:31,597
Fixed all right for cash?

1352
01:14:31,757 --> 01:14:33,197
Same as always.

1353
01:14:33,356 --> 01:14:34,157
That's what I thought.

1354
01:14:34,316 --> 01:14:35,717
No, thanks, Joe.

1355
01:14:39,277 --> 01:14:40,997
You take care.

1356
01:15:18,837 --> 01:15:21,756
I believe you owe me
a toast, Mr. Wildhorn.

1357
01:15:23,396 --> 01:15:26,357
Here's to you,
Mrs. O'Neil, and a face

1358
01:15:26,517 --> 01:15:29,757
that gives the moonlight
something worth shining on.

1359
01:15:36,877 --> 01:15:39,077
What do you want
out of life, Mr. Wildhorn?

1360
01:15:40,477 --> 01:15:42,596
I'd settle for more nights like this.

1361
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:47,477
I told my girls
that one of the great pleasures

1362
01:15:47,637 --> 01:15:50,197
life has to offer is
their own search after the heart.

1363
01:15:51,877 --> 01:15:52,997
Yes, ma'am.

1364
01:15:54,677 --> 01:15:57,837
What would the woman
who captures your heart be like?

1365
01:15:57,997 --> 01:16:00,877
She'd have your way
of walking into a room.

1366
01:16:03,957 --> 01:16:04,997
How do I do that?

1367
01:16:08,197 --> 01:16:11,797
It's sunny outside.
There's a light rainfall.

1368
01:16:13,477 --> 01:16:16,677
You know how it feels
when a warm breeze comes with the rain?

1369
01:16:19,957 --> 01:16:22,517
That's how you walk into a room.

1370
01:16:26,597 --> 01:16:28,037
That's some kind of walking
I'd have to do

1371
01:16:28,197 --> 01:16:30,357
to be worthy of such lovely words.

1372
01:16:30,517 --> 01:16:32,717
And I'd like her to have your ears.

1373
01:16:32,877 --> 01:16:36,397
My ears?

1374
01:16:36,557 --> 01:16:39,677
If you don't mind me
saying so, Mrs. O'Neil,

1375
01:16:39,837 --> 01:16:43,397
your ears look like
they can handle the soft whisper.

1376
01:16:45,037 --> 01:16:47,997
And if you don't mind my inquiring,
Mr. Wildhorn,

1377
01:16:48,157 --> 01:16:50,277
what would the whisper be?

1378
01:16:50,437 --> 01:16:52,797
Well, it would be different every night.

1379
01:16:56,277 --> 01:16:58,117
Maybe you could whisper
it in my ear while we dance.

1380
01:16:59,917 --> 01:17:02,437
I have it on good authority
that you love to waltz.

1381
01:17:04,197 --> 01:17:05,357
And so I do.

1382
01:17:44,037 --> 01:17:45,117
Mr. Wildhorn?

1383
01:17:46,237 --> 01:17:47,557
Uh, I'll be right there!

1384
01:17:47,717 --> 01:17:50,637
Just a minute. Just a minute.

1385
01:17:50,797 --> 01:17:51,877
I'll be right there.

1386
01:17:52,037 --> 01:17:53,957
If it's too early, I can come back.

1387
01:17:54,117 --> 01:17:54,957
Oh, no, no, no.

1388
01:17:55,117 --> 01:17:57,597
Not at all. Not at all.

1389
01:17:59,877 --> 01:18:03,757
Ah, Mrs. O'Neil.
What a pleasant surprise.

1390
01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:05,197
What can I do for you?

1391
01:18:05,358 --> 01:18:06,957
I have something
of a favor to ask you

1392
01:18:07,117 --> 01:18:08,918
if it wouldn't be too much
of an imposition.

1393
01:18:09,077 --> 01:18:12,237
After the way you played the piano
last night, no favor is too big.

1394
01:18:12,397 --> 01:18:13,837
Thank you.

1395
01:18:13,998 --> 01:18:17,077
It's just that I have to go into the city
for the day to meet with the lawyers.

1396
01:18:17,237 --> 01:18:19,637
Jack and I have a few final things
to work out.

1397
01:18:19,797 --> 01:18:23,998
I was wondering if you might
stay with the girls until I get back.

1398
01:18:24,157 --> 01:18:26,277
It shouldn't be too late.

1399
01:18:28,917 --> 01:18:30,557
You want me to baby-sit?

1400
01:18:30,718 --> 01:18:32,837
If you wouldn't mind.

1401
01:18:36,557 --> 01:18:38,237
No, no.

1402
01:18:38,398 --> 01:18:40,077
No, I accept the challenge.

1403
01:18:40,237 --> 01:18:43,357
Wonderful.
Thank you, Mr. Wildhorn.

1404
01:18:46,478 --> 01:18:49,437
There's a casserole
in the fridge for dinner.

1405
01:18:49,597 --> 01:18:52,997
And if you need to reach me,
the girls have my cell number.

1406
01:18:53,157 --> 01:18:54,797
Okay, now, I should be home
before you go to bed,

1407
01:18:54,957 --> 01:18:57,718
but Mr. Wildhorn
agreed to stay with you.

1408
01:18:57,878 --> 01:18:59,717
It's okay, Mom.
I can take care of everything.

1409
01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:01,757
Yeah, Mom.
We don't need any help.

1410
01:19:01,917 --> 01:19:02,877
Willow can watch us.

1411
01:19:03,037 --> 01:19:04,557
I know, this is just in case.

1412
01:19:04,718 --> 01:19:09,317
And I expect you to behave
like ladies while I'm gone.

1413
01:19:09,477 --> 01:19:10,797
Oh, good luck.

1414
01:19:10,957 --> 01:19:12,077
Oh, don't worry about us.

1415
01:19:12,237 --> 01:19:13,477
You go and fight your battles.

1416
01:19:13,638 --> 01:19:14,757
We'll protect the homestead.

1417
01:19:16,717 --> 01:19:18,077
Okay!

1418
01:19:31,038 --> 01:19:32,718
Who's up for some high-stakes poker?

1419
01:19:32,877 --> 01:19:35,757
Five-card draw.
Deuces and one-eyed jacks wild?

1420
01:19:44,638 --> 01:19:45,438
I'll play

1421
01:19:45,598 --> 01:19:47,518
How much you got?

1422
01:19:47,677 --> 01:19:49,917
Mom! Mom, wait!

1423
01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,078
Is Dad gonna be there?

1424
01:19:59,357 --> 01:20:01,238
Or is it just the lawyers?

1425
01:20:01,397 --> 01:20:03,477
Dad will be there.

1426
01:20:05,998 --> 01:20:06,958
Will you say hello for me?

1427
01:20:08,198 --> 01:20:09,237
Of course.

1428
01:20:13,637 --> 01:20:14,597
I love you, Mom.

1429
01:20:18,197 --> 01:20:19,237
I love you, too.

1430
01:20:35,317 --> 01:20:38,197
Come on, Flora! Jump.

1431
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:43,557
Whoo!

1432
01:20:59,518 --> 01:21:01,357
That's quite an arm you got there.

1433
01:21:06,117 --> 01:21:07,878
You ever play any ball?

1434
01:21:15,757 --> 01:21:17,718
When I was 17 years old,

1435
01:21:17,878 --> 01:21:20,677
I could throw a baseball
90 miles an hour.

1436
01:21:20,837 --> 01:21:23,317
Had a real live arm.

1437
01:21:25,077 --> 01:21:29,558
Got me a minor league contract
for the St. Louis Cardinals.

1438
01:21:29,717 --> 01:21:31,878
I played eight years
with the Memphis Chickasaws

1439
01:21:32,037 --> 01:21:34,158
and the Portland Beavers.

1440
01:21:34,318 --> 01:21:37,478
Double A, Triple A.

1441
01:21:37,638 --> 01:21:41,277
Even worked my way up to the bigs
at the end of a couple of seasons.

1442
01:21:43,197 --> 01:21:46,877
One summer day,
we were playing a doubleheader.

1443
01:21:48,718 --> 01:21:50,118
I was pitching the opener.

1444
01:21:51,957 --> 01:21:55,357
First batter steps into the box.

1445
01:21:55,517 --> 01:21:57,997
I leaned in to get the sign,

1446
01:21:58,158 --> 01:22:00,037
and out of the corner of my eye,

1447
01:22:00,197 --> 01:22:04,598
I saw the most beautiful girl
I'd ever seen in my life.

1448
01:22:06,518 --> 01:22:10,278
She takes a seat right
behind the catcher,

1449
01:22:10,437 --> 01:22:13,518
and I can't take my eyes off her.

1450
01:22:14,317 --> 01:22:16,197
I was knocked out in the first inning.

1451
01:22:17,678 --> 01:22:19,838
But it was worth it.

1452
01:22:19,998 --> 01:22:22,758
Her name was Mary,

1453
01:22:22,917 --> 01:22:25,318
and we were married
eight months later.

1454
01:22:26,757 --> 01:22:30,278
She wanted to have a lot of kids.

1455
01:22:30,438 --> 01:22:31,717
I was all right with that.

1456
01:22:33,517 --> 01:22:35,798
Two days before my 25th birthday,

1457
01:22:35,957 --> 01:22:38,118
I got a call from the Cardinals.

1458
01:22:38,277 --> 01:22:39,438
They needed a new starter.

1459
01:22:42,078 --> 01:22:44,238
I was on my way home
from the ballpark

1460
01:22:44,398 --> 01:22:45,837
to tell Mary the good news...

1461
01:22:46,917 --> 01:22:48,877
when a drunk driver ran a red light...

1462
01:22:51,398 --> 01:22:53,158
I ended up in this chair.

1463
01:22:57,318 --> 01:23:00,598
I was sure Mary would leave me.

1464
01:23:00,758 --> 01:23:03,038
There were times
when I almost wished she would.

1465
01:23:05,558 --> 01:23:07,678
But she never gave up on me.

1466
01:23:09,638 --> 01:23:11,197
She used to tell me,

1467
01:23:11,357 --> 01:23:13,878
one door closes,
another one opens.

1468
01:23:15,398 --> 01:23:18,077
I didn't buy into it
until one day I looked up

1469
01:23:18,238 --> 01:23:20,758
and there was Jubal McLaws,

1470
01:23:20,918 --> 01:23:25,238
a half smile on his face,
staring right back at me.

1471
01:23:28,678 --> 01:23:32,078
Jubal and Mary
gave me my life back.

1472
01:23:36,717 --> 01:23:38,518
Six years ago, Mary died...

1473
01:23:41,318 --> 01:23:42,638
and Jubal went with her.

1474
01:23:44,517 --> 01:23:46,558
All doors closed,

1475
01:23:46,717 --> 01:23:47,878
bolted shut.

1476
01:23:50,157 --> 01:23:53,118
Until one day,

1477
01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,838
a nine year-old girl
named Finnegan O'Neil

1478
01:23:55,998 --> 01:24:01,238
showed up at my door
and gave me back my legs.

1479
01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:09,118
How did I do that?

1480
01:24:11,638 --> 01:24:12,998
By believing with me.

1481
01:24:14,557 --> 01:24:17,238
That's how I was able
to dance in the moonlight.

1482
01:24:19,798 --> 01:24:20,798
You danced?

1483
01:24:20,958 --> 01:24:24,118
In my mind, I sure did.

1484
01:24:31,118 --> 01:24:32,117
Can't they fix you?

1485
01:24:33,518 --> 01:24:35,038
No, Finn, they can't.

1486
01:24:40,238 --> 01:24:42,158
Maybe you'll get a miracle.

1487
01:24:44,078 --> 01:24:48,518
The way I see it,
I already got my miracle.

1488
01:24:55,238 --> 01:24:56,998
Okay, so first you go to "contacts."

1489
01:24:57,158 --> 01:24:58,358
What's "contacts"?

1490
01:24:58,518 --> 01:25:00,038
It's the thing that looks like a book.

1491
01:25:00,198 --> 01:25:01,358
I see a clock.

1492
01:25:01,518 --> 01:25:02,638
It's next to the clock, see?

1493
01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:04,358
All right. How do I get there?

1494
01:25:04,518 --> 01:25:06,318
- See the little ball in the middle?
- Yeah.

1495
01:25:06,478 --> 01:25:08,238
- Roll it.
- Roll it.

1496
01:25:08,398 --> 01:25:09,278
With your thumb.

1497
01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:11,638
With my thumb, okay.

1498
01:25:11,798 --> 01:25:13,878
Oh! There it is. Now what?

1499
01:25:14,038 --> 01:25:15,798
Press it.

1500
01:25:17,718 --> 01:25:19,557
Now it's showing me the time.

1501
01:25:19,718 --> 01:25:21,718
That's because you rolled it
while pressing it. Go back one.

1502
01:25:21,878 --> 01:25:24,038
Ah, I don't believe I will.

1503
01:25:24,198 --> 01:25:26,958
Like I stated at the outset,
it's not for me.

1504
01:25:27,118 --> 01:25:29,918
Now, who can I interest
in a Mr. Pibb?

1505
01:25:30,078 --> 01:25:31,438
Me.

1506
01:25:31,598 --> 01:25:33,038
Come on.

1507
01:25:37,238 --> 01:25:41,198
Uh... you let me know
if I'm doing something wrong.

1508
01:25:41,358 --> 01:25:44,398
I never put kids to bed before.

1509
01:25:44,558 --> 01:25:45,558
We'll help you, Monte.

1510
01:25:45,718 --> 01:25:47,638
Oh...

1511
01:25:47,798 --> 01:25:49,998
Shouldn't Mama be home now?

1512
01:25:50,158 --> 01:25:51,278
She just texted me.

1513
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:52,638
She'll be home in a couple of hours.

1514
01:25:57,758 --> 01:25:58,758
Well, now.

1515
01:26:03,878 --> 01:26:05,678
All right, then...

1516
01:26:08,438 --> 01:26:09,518
get some shuteye.

1517
01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:28,718
We're in Dog Dave's bed.

1518
01:26:39,758 --> 01:26:42,118
I couldn't agree more.

1519
01:26:42,278 --> 01:26:44,998
A night like this
certainly puts you in the mood.

1520
01:26:46,558 --> 01:26:48,318
Good evening, Mr. Wildhorn.

1521
01:26:48,478 --> 01:26:49,919
I'm sorry I'm so late.

1522
01:26:50,078 --> 01:26:51,278
Oh, that's all right.

1523
01:26:52,718 --> 01:26:53,998
I didn't know what to do,

1524
01:26:54,158 --> 01:26:56,518
so I put the little ones
in Dog Dave's bed.

1525
01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:00,438
That'll be all they remember
about this summer.

1526
01:27:02,198 --> 01:27:03,398
Willow fell asleep on the couch.

1527
01:27:03,558 --> 01:27:04,638
I hope they weren't too much trouble.

1528
01:27:04,798 --> 01:27:06,478
Oh, just the opposite.

1529
01:27:09,998 --> 01:27:12,838
Well, I guess I better
take 'em off your hands.

1530
01:27:12,998 --> 01:27:16,158
I don't mind
if you wanna leave 'em for the night.

1531
01:27:16,318 --> 01:27:17,678
Are you sure?

1532
01:27:17,838 --> 01:27:19,638
It'd be a shame
to wake 'em at this hour.

1533
01:27:20,758 --> 01:27:22,839
Oh. Okay. Thanks.

1534
01:27:26,798 --> 01:27:29,118
Well, uh...

1535
01:27:29,279 --> 01:27:30,958
I better be getting back.

1536
01:27:31,118 --> 01:27:34,038
If you don't feel too tired,
you might wanna sit a spell.

1537
01:27:36,158 --> 01:27:37,239
Okay.

1538
01:27:45,638 --> 01:27:46,998
I'm gonna miss this place.

1539
01:27:48,798 --> 01:27:49,758
Where will you go?

1540
01:27:51,118 --> 01:27:53,518
Not quite sure.

1541
01:27:53,679 --> 01:27:56,318
I have some cat-sitting
prospects in Mexico.

1542
01:27:59,599 --> 01:28:01,919
I thought I'd try Nueva Rosita.

1543
01:28:03,078 --> 01:28:04,318
It's a little town I wrote about

1544
01:28:04,478 --> 01:28:06,598
when Jubal was holed up
down in those parts

1545
01:28:06,758 --> 01:28:08,998
hiding out from a posse.

1546
01:28:09,158 --> 01:28:11,119
Figured it'd be
a good place to write.

1547
01:28:12,718 --> 01:28:14,718
I'm glad you're writing again.

1548
01:28:16,078 --> 01:28:19,558
Flora just loves the Tony stories.

1549
01:28:19,718 --> 01:28:23,398
So you said. What about you?

1550
01:28:30,478 --> 01:28:32,518
I'm greatly fond of them as well.

1551
01:28:39,879 --> 01:28:41,799
This has been a wonderful summer.

1552
01:28:44,839 --> 01:28:49,278
There's only one thing
that I know I'll wish I had done.

1553
01:28:50,879 --> 01:28:52,158
What's that?

1554
01:28:54,319 --> 01:28:56,798
Had our waltz in the moonlight.

1555
01:29:04,758 --> 01:29:06,278
I know what you mean.

1556
01:29:13,878 --> 01:29:15,198
Sure you don't want me
to take the girls?

1557
01:29:15,358 --> 01:29:16,919
I mean,
where are you gonna sleep?

1558
01:29:17,079 --> 01:29:20,199
Ah, sleeping under the stars
has never been a hardship.

1559
01:29:22,318 --> 01:29:23,398
Well...

1560
01:29:25,959 --> 01:29:28,279
I guess I'll just come back
and get them in the morning.

1561
01:29:29,918 --> 01:29:31,838
Good night, Mrs. O'Neil.

1562
01:29:41,999 --> 01:29:43,438
Good night, Mr. Wildhorn.

1563
01:30:05,759 --> 01:30:07,679
He's sleeping.

1564
01:30:16,999 --> 01:30:19,918
Sorry, Monte.
We were sneaking out.

1565
01:30:20,078 --> 01:30:21,639
We want to surprise Mama.

1566
01:30:21,799 --> 01:30:25,239
Well, your sneaking skills
could use a little work.

1567
01:30:33,559 --> 01:30:35,438
Should we wake her up?

1568
01:30:35,599 --> 01:30:37,238
No, I think we should let her sleep.

1569
01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:40,559
When do you think she'll wake up?

1570
01:30:40,719 --> 01:30:42,838
Oh, good, you're up.

1571
01:30:45,318 --> 01:30:47,078
Oh, good morning, girls.

1572
01:30:49,519 --> 01:30:52,079
To what do I owe this lovely intrusion?

1573
01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:55,279
Here. This is for you.

1574
01:30:55,438 --> 01:30:58,478
Oh, wow!

1575
01:31:04,319 --> 01:31:07,078
My goodness. Where...?

1576
01:31:08,078 --> 01:31:08,878
I found it on the island.

1577
01:31:10,479 --> 01:31:12,479
Oh...

1578
01:31:12,639 --> 01:31:13,759
Eat the sandwich.

1579
01:31:15,439 --> 01:31:17,319
I haven't seen this since--

1580
01:31:17,479 --> 01:31:19,279
Eat the sandwich.

1581
01:31:19,438 --> 01:31:20,479
Okay.

1582
01:31:23,199 --> 01:31:24,759
Mmm...

1583
01:31:24,918 --> 01:31:26,038
Do you like it?

1584
01:31:26,199 --> 01:31:27,278
I love it.

1585
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:29,559
Come here. Come here, you three.

1586
01:31:37,439 --> 01:31:39,598
Was the alcohol defective?

1587
01:31:39,758 --> 01:31:41,918
Changing my ways, Mahmoud.

1588
01:31:42,078 --> 01:31:44,199
Uh, two Slim Jims, please.

1589
01:31:53,079 --> 01:31:55,439
You know,
I'm leaving tomorrow, Carl.

1590
01:31:55,599 --> 01:31:56,559
Okay.

1591
01:32:00,598 --> 01:32:02,119
Does that mean
I can't be Diego anymore?

1592
01:32:02,279 --> 01:32:04,719
No, you can be anybody
you want to be.

1593
01:32:05,798 --> 01:32:08,518
But I gotta tell you,
I kind of miss that Carl fella.

1594
01:32:08,678 --> 01:32:09,839
He's very special.

1595
01:32:11,719 --> 01:32:13,639
I'm Carl.

1596
01:32:14,599 --> 01:32:16,758
Danged if you're not.

1597
01:32:16,919 --> 01:32:19,439
I wanted to give you something
to remember me by.

1598
01:32:25,398 --> 01:32:26,959
Fits good.

1599
01:32:27,119 --> 01:32:28,999
A little sweaty.

1600
01:32:30,598 --> 01:32:31,718
So long, partner.

1601
01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:47,959
What are you planting?

1602
01:32:48,119 --> 01:32:50,078
Pumpkins.

1603
01:32:50,239 --> 01:32:52,639
Thought it'd be nice if we grow
our own for Halloween.

1604
01:32:52,799 --> 01:32:54,319
Need some help?

1605
01:32:54,478 --> 01:32:55,479
Sure.

1606
01:33:01,359 --> 01:33:03,518
What do you do?

1607
01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:04,799
Well, it's easy.

1608
01:33:04,959 --> 01:33:08,679
You just dig a little hole
and drop one in.

1609
01:33:08,839 --> 01:33:10,759
I think I can handle that.

1610
01:33:14,959 --> 01:33:15,919
How is Dad?

1611
01:33:17,719 --> 01:33:18,759
He's okay.

1612
01:33:20,639 --> 01:33:21,599
How are you doing?

1613
01:33:23,519 --> 01:33:24,479
I'm okay.

1614
01:33:25,719 --> 01:33:27,079
What about you?

1615
01:33:27,238 --> 01:33:29,158
What's going on with you,
Willow Tree?

1616
01:33:31,799 --> 01:33:33,999
I never thought
about your parents getting divorced.

1617
01:33:37,679 --> 01:33:38,999
I read your diary.

1618
01:33:42,598 --> 01:33:43,838
I kind of figured.

1619
01:33:45,919 --> 01:33:50,079
It's weird, Mom,
but the fact that you felt so bad...

1620
01:33:51,679 --> 01:33:52,799
kind of made me feel better.

1621
01:33:54,639 --> 01:33:55,959
Is that wrong?

1622
01:33:57,719 --> 01:33:58,799
No.

1623
01:34:01,599 --> 01:34:02,758
I'm glad you read it.

1624
01:34:07,999 --> 01:34:11,519
All right, big guy,
Last Chance Saloon.

1625
01:34:13,359 --> 01:34:15,279
Fetch.

1626
01:34:20,038 --> 01:34:22,519
I respect consistency.

1627
01:34:40,799 --> 01:34:43,839
Well, just the person I wanted to see.

1628
01:34:43,999 --> 01:34:45,999
Come on in.
I got a couple of things for you.

1629
01:34:50,399 --> 01:34:51,479
There you go.

1630
01:34:51,639 --> 01:34:53,399
$34.

1631
01:34:53,559 --> 01:34:56,159
I'm afraid I'll have
to owe you the 18 cents.

1632
01:34:56,319 --> 01:34:58,839
But you taught me
what you said you would.

1633
01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:02,199
Yeah, but I wasn't counting
on you teaching me a whole lot.

1634
01:35:02,359 --> 01:35:04,079
Go on, take it.

1635
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:07,999
Thanks.

1636
01:35:08,159 --> 01:35:09,919
Wait. I ain't done.

1637
01:35:16,999 --> 01:35:18,239
What's this?

1638
01:35:18,399 --> 01:35:21,959
I don't like it
when my fans get short-changed.

1639
01:35:22,119 --> 01:35:24,599
You said you were
missing the last page of the saga.

1640
01:35:24,759 --> 01:35:28,079
That's what I meant to write
in the first place.

1641
01:35:29,599 --> 01:35:31,480
Wow...

1642
01:35:31,639 --> 01:35:33,759
Now you have
to promise me something.

1643
01:35:33,919 --> 01:35:35,559
Okay.

1644
01:35:35,719 --> 01:35:39,959
Never stop looking
for what's not there.

1645
01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:43,839
I promise.

1646
01:35:43,999 --> 01:35:45,479
Good.

1647
01:35:47,839 --> 01:35:49,599
I'm leaving early in the morning,

1648
01:35:49,759 --> 01:35:54,520
so we'd best say
our proper good-byes here and now.

1649
01:35:56,999 --> 01:35:58,080
Do you have to go?

1650
01:36:00,879 --> 01:36:03,319
If I ever had me a little girl...

1651
01:36:04,719 --> 01:36:06,679
I guess I'd want her to be you.

1652
01:36:53,319 --> 01:36:55,079
Well, I'll be damned.

1653
01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:20,760
Be careful with that.

1654
01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:27,080
You sure you'll
be all right with Spot?

1655
01:37:27,239 --> 01:37:29,400
He'll be well taken care of,
Mr. Wildhorn.

1656
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:34,360
Ah... I think it's about time
we dispensed with the formalities.

1657
01:37:34,519 --> 01:37:36,079
Call me Monte.

1658
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:38,559
Monte.

1659
01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:40,439
Charlotte.

1660
01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:44,640
It's nice to be
on a first-name basis.

1661
01:37:48,559 --> 01:37:49,639
Well, I think that's everything.

1662
01:37:49,799 --> 01:37:51,360
But I'll give it one last look.

1663
01:37:51,519 --> 01:37:52,919
Okay.

1664
01:37:53,079 --> 01:37:54,479
Wait! Wait!

1665
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:56,560
Wait a second!

1666
01:38:00,199 --> 01:38:02,239
Here. This is for you.

1667
01:38:02,399 --> 01:38:04,319
Do you like it?

1668
01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:07,599
Oh... it's a surprisingly
accurate rendering,

1669
01:38:07,759 --> 01:38:09,559
and I shall cherish it.

1670
01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:10,719
Thank you.

1671
01:38:10,879 --> 01:38:13,239
Remember, you owe me 18 cents.

1672
01:38:13,399 --> 01:38:16,320
The debt weighs heavily.

1673
01:38:47,560 --> 01:38:49,200
Hi, Mom.

1674
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:51,000
Hey, how was school?

1675
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:52,159
Good.

1676
01:38:52,319 --> 01:38:53,279
What did you do?

1677
01:38:53,440 --> 01:38:54,919
Nothing.

1678
01:38:55,079 --> 01:38:57,079
Uh-huh.

1679
01:38:57,239 --> 01:38:58,800
Do we have any more Gushers?

1680
01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:01,199
- You'll have to check.
- Okay.

1681
01:39:01,359 --> 01:39:02,439
Melanie is such a freak.

1682
01:39:02,599 --> 01:39:03,959
I'm dropping her
as a friend off Facebook.

1683
01:39:04,119 --> 01:39:07,600
Uh-huh... And what's going on
with you and Kyle?

1684
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:11,160
Nothing. Ava says he likes me,
but he's too shy.

1685
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:13,279
Well, why don't you just
go up and talk to him?

1686
01:39:13,439 --> 01:39:15,599
Mom, you don't know anything.

1687
01:39:16,559 --> 01:39:18,479
Apparently not.

1688
01:39:25,359 --> 01:39:28,759
Charlotte,
sorry I haven't been in touch,

1689
01:39:28,919 --> 01:39:34,080
but it's taken me a while
to master this e-mail texting thing.

1690
01:39:34,239 --> 01:39:36,159
I hope the girls are all doing well,

1691
01:39:36,319 --> 01:39:39,120
and I hope you're keeping up
with your piano playing.

1692
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,080
I've been pretty busy lately.

1693
01:39:41,239 --> 01:39:44,600
I'm happy to report that I've found
the perfect place to write.

1694
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:47,640
I liked it so much,
I went ahead and bought it.

1695
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:49,879
Oh, I should say Jubal bought it.

1696
01:39:50,039 --> 01:39:51,839
I sold the movie rights.

1697
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,640
I'm pretty sure you'd approve.

1698
01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:14,159
Dog Dave drove a hard bargain.

1699
01:40:14,319 --> 01:40:16,919
Said he would only sell
if I agreed to take Spot.

1700
01:40:19,160 --> 01:40:20,759
What happened to--?

1701
01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:23,239
Mexico?

1702
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,640
Never quite made it.

1703
01:40:25,799 --> 01:40:27,280
A writer needs inspiration.

1704
01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:30,160
And I thought the odds
of seeing you down there.

1705
01:40:30,320 --> 01:40:32,399
Well...

1706
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:36,280
Monte! Monte's here!
Monte's here!

1707
01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:38,800
Willow, Flora! Monte's here!

1708
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,119
Monte!

1709
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:48,400
You come to visit us, Monte?

1710
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:49,760
Well, if it's
all the same to you ladies,

1711
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:52,640
I thought I'd stay a while.

1712
01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:55,400
Looking forward to having
you as a neighbor, Mr. Wildhorn.

1713
01:40:55,559 --> 01:40:57,160
Just keep the noise down,
Mrs. O'Neil.