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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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Hey, Kantmiss!
[ARROW WHIZZES]

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I am the great and powerful...

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Aah!

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Dale!

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Just wanted to surprise you.

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You made me miss my shot.

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[BODY THUDS]
BALLOONIST: Ow.

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Son of a bitch!
My back!

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Look what I got.

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Is it real?

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Ohh!
Psych!

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It's gag bread!

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[SPITS]
[LAUGHS]

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Look at you.

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[LAUGHS]

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Right.

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You know...

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we could run away from here.

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We could live someplace else.

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Like where?

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Anywhere that's
better than here.

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Darfur. Syria.

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New Jersey.

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Dale, that's... that's
romantic and all...

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but I can't leave my sister.

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I can't leave either.

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My dear, old grandma
depends on me to feed her.

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God, I am never having kids.

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I mean, how can
you raise a child

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in a world where they televise

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all of life's misery and
inhumanity and then pass it off

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as some sort of twisted
entertainment?

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"The Hunger Games."

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"16 and Pregnant."

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[P.A.] Good morning,

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hungry citizens of District 12.

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In today's news,
we still have no food,

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and the weather will be shitty.

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Oh, and don't forget,

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today is
the Gathering Ceremony,

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so, parents, please bring
your beloved children

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to the square
for a random death lottery.

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Thank you.

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I heard that some kids
are so afraid

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of getting picked for the Games

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that they'll actually
try to get disqualified

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by injuring or
maiming themselves.

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That's an urban legend.

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[SQUEALS]

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Uhh! [GROANS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[SIGHS]

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Get in line.

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[MOANS]

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Oh, come on, bitch.

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[MOOS]

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Ipso facto p...

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Your movie franchise is over.

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Get back in line.

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Get back in line.

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Bloody dick.

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Hey, no talking.

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Keep it moving.

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I gotta find my sister.

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Good luck.

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Petunia.
Kantmiss.

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Hey, Mom.

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I'm scared, Kantmiss.
I'm scared.

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Hey, hey, don't be.
I got you this.

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It's the most courageous bird
that there is...

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a chicken.
[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]

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When you wear this,
nothing bad can happen to you.

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[SCREAMS]

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Shh. Shh.
No, don't cry.

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You're gonna be fine, okay?

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I promise.

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[GROANS]

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Keep moving.

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Line up!

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Girls on the right.
Boys on the left!

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Welcome to the 75th annual
Starving Games.

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Oh. Oh! Ohh!

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[BOWL SHATTERS]

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Hey.
Ohh!

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[CROWD GASPS]

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But that was my sausage!

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And now a video
from our esteemed leader,

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President Snowballs.

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[LATIN MUSIC PLAYS]

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NARRATOR: He once killed
his own mother...

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[GUNSHOT]
[ALL GASP]

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because she forgot to cut
the crust off his PB&J.

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[SNICKERS]
[GIGGLES]

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His only Facebook friend
is Mel Gibson.

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[ALL GASP]

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He has an online blog

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that gives away
the endings of movies

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without ever using the
disclaimer "spoiler alert."

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What?
He is...

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the most terrible man
in the world.

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I don't always like beer,

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but when I want one,
I choose Tres Equis.

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Tastes like piss water.

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Aah!

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[ALL GASP]

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Every year, I make you
watch this video,

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because, well, you're dumb.

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People forget how in the past

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shit really hit the fan.

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Corporations got too big,
and people lost trust.

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[BOOING]

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They staged sit-ins.
They rioted.

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You elected Lady Gaga
as President

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and her running mate
Nicki Minaj.

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That's why we wear
these kooky clothes now

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and have bizarre hairdos.

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[ALL GROAN]

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Then I took over

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and separated the country
into districts

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so that stupid shit
never happened again.

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Aah!

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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You've proven that democracy
doesn't work,

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and I'm here, in my sixth
self-proclaimed term,

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to ensure that all free will
is expunged,

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never to rear
its ugly head again.

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[DUBBED SINISTER LAUGH]

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[NEIGHS]

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[ALL GASP]

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[BOOING]

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Yes, that brings us to today.

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Just to prove what
a sick, sadistic prick I am

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and how you have no control...

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[ALL GROAN]

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and admittedly after
watching "The Running Man"

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and the Japanese
cult hit "Battle Royale,"

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I came up with
the Starving Games.

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Two kids from each district
are selected

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to play a game to the death
with only one survivor.

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The winner is to be
showered with a bounty,

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including an old ham...

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Oh, I love old ham.

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This coupon to Subway...

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buy any foot-long
for a six-inch price...

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[ALL GASP] and...

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a partially eaten pickle.

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[GASPING]
So happy Starving Games,

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and may the odds be
never in your favor.

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[ALL BOO]

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[MOANS]

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A President Snowballs
production.

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Now let the gathering
begin! Ahem.

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[HUMMING A TUNE]

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Hugh Janus.

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[MURMURING] Hmm?

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No? Yeah. All right.

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I'll pick again. Heh.

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Phil Mahooters.

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[LAUGHING]

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Please, Phil Mahooters?

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Dean Gullberry.

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[LAUGHING]

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Everyone look around.

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Check behind you
for a Dean Gullberry.

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This is being televised
around the country!

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You won't be laughing

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when two of you are picked
and thrown into the arena

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for your most certain deaths.

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[CROWD QUIETS]

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Ahem.

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's okay.

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Petunia Evershot.

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[CROWD GASPING]

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Whoo!

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Yes! Yes!

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I didn't get picked.

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Hoo-whoo!

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Hoo! Whoo! Yeah!

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♪ I didn't get picked ♪

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♪ I'm 18 now

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♪ No mo' games for me now ♪

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♪ Unh, unh, suck it ♪

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Whoo! Come on!
Gimme some.

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Yeah. One more.
Oh! Whew.

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But I got picked.

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Petunia, I am so sorry.

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Petunia, no. Not fair.

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Do not give me
those puppy-dog eyes.

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[CRYING]

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I volunteer!

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Oh.

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I volunteer
for the Starving Games!

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Thanks, big sis.

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Oh! If you never make it
back from the Games,

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can I eat your pet hamster?

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[SQUEALS]

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What?

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[SLURPS]

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[SQUEAKS]

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[CHUCKLES] Come, dear.

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[LAUGHS]

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Now let's pick a boy to
join you in the games.

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I volunteer also!

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[ALL GASP] Who said that?

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I did.

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I'm Peter Malarkey.

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Oh.

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Hey, Kantmiss.

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I volunteered
because I like you,

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a lot, and I...
I'm sorry.

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Do I know you?

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Um...

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I'm... I'm the baker's son.

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I once fed you
when you were hungry.

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Oh, right.

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You gave me that walnut bread.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I have a severe nut allergy,

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and I almost died.

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Let's hear it for
our contestants!

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[LAUGHS]

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And don't forget to tune in
to the Starving Games

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after the season finale
of "Downton Abbey."

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Can't we say our goodbyes?

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Of course, dear.

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The Capital isn't
completely inhumane.

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You got 9 seconds.

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Petunia!
Kantmiss!

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Don't worry. You're in
good hands with Mom.

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What's up with that Peter dude?

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What?

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I mean he's
a total dork, right?

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How much do you
think he benches?

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Uh...

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Time's up!

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Dale!
Yeah?

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Promise me you'll
take care of Petunia!

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I will, Kantmiss.

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I promise.

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Wait!

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Later.

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Shitheads.

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The Nike Swoosh?

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Yes, I started selling

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advertising space on my face.

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Your willingness to sell
out and whore yourself

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is the primary reason I
made you head programmer.

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Thank you, Mr. President.

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How is the big TV show looking?

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Fantastic. We've replaced Charlie
Sheen with Ashton Kutcher,

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and no one really
seems to give a shit.

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And the Starving Games?

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It's gonna be a great show.

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We have some
very interesting contestants,

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with 2 volunteers
from District 12.

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Volunteers.

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R-O-T-F-L-O-L.

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And because you made it law

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that whoever doesn't watch the
Games would be publicly flogged,

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we're expecting
record high ratings.

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Well, after last years debacle,

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I really had no choice.

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"Celebrity Starving
Games" was a lousy idea.

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No one could have anticipated

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that Oprah would eat
all the other contestants.

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I want this game to go
off without a hitch.

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I don't want some underdog

272
00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:25,146
from a poor district to enter the
Games and stir up the masses

273
00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:27,214
with her archery skills
and her brunette hair

274
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:29,216
fashioned into a
trademark single braid,

275
00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:31,819
inspiring revolt which will not
only overthrows my presidency,

276
00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,954
but also spawns a successful

277
00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:35,423
four-quadrant
blockbuster.

278
00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:40,194
Ohh!

279
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,831
And I may need a new gardener.

280
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,100
I'm Stanley Ceaserman,
and this is

281
00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:49,637
"The Starving Games
Countdown Show!"

282
00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:51,305
[CHEERING]

283
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,543
[LAUGHS]

284
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,314
Tomorrow, the Games begin,

285
00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:02,750
but tonight, we're going
to meet the contestants.

286
00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:03,918
You'll get to know them

287
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,386
through their
touching backstories,

288
00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,922
where we'll manipulate you
with heavily edited

289
00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:10,491
home video footage
and tragic testimonials.

290
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:13,861
Then, when you're emotionally
attached to them,

291
00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:16,597
we'll send them off
to their horrific slaughter.

292
00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:18,933
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHS]

293
00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:20,835
Let's meet
our first contestant.

294
00:14:20,837 --> 00:14:22,736
Going in order
from District One,

295
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,939
he's the odds-on favorite
to win this thing.

296
00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:26,974
He's blond. He's Waspy.

297
00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:29,477
He's the Aryan youth incarnate.

298
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:32,913
He's Marco!

299
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,182
[CHEERING]

300
00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:41,355
Yeah!

301
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,858
Ahh! Yeah!

302
00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,896
Hello, guy.

303
00:14:48,898 --> 00:14:50,531
Tell us about yourself.

304
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:53,167
I'm from District One.
It's a prime district.

305
00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:53,968
Who are you?

306
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,236
I'm Cinnamon,

307
00:14:55,238 --> 00:14:56,904
your stylist.

308
00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:58,239
How are you holding up?

309
00:14:58,241 --> 00:14:59,740
I'm scared.

310
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:01,542
I don't want to die.

311
00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:03,410
Ahh. I'm here
to tell you

312
00:15:03,412 --> 00:15:04,812
that I believe in you.

313
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:05,813
You can win this.

314
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:07,248
I looked at your records,

315
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:10,217
and you are smarter and
craftier than all of them.

316
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:12,553
Really? You think
that I can win?

317
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,255
Yes, Patricia.

318
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,556
I know it.

319
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:16,557
Who's Patricia?

320
00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:18,759
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

321
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,794
You're not the girl
from District Three?

322
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,197
No, I'm from District 12.

323
00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:24,532
[GASPS]

324
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:28,869
[SNORTS]

325
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:31,906
You know, this is
perfectly normal.

326
00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:34,642
You seem like you strong...
[SNORTS]

327
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:41,248
And now, from District 12,
Peter Malarkey.

328
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,384
[APPLAUSE]

329
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:47,288
So, Peter, tell us,

330
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,925
is there a special
someone in your life?

331
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:54,295
Yeah.

332
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,730
Yeah, there is someone.

333
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,166
Aww.
Aww.

334
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,968
Ohh.

335
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,304
Well, do tell.
[LAUGHS]

336
00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,673
The person's
actually here tonight,

337
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:08,442
a person who is...

338
00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:10,678
also in the Games.

339
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,979
In the Games with you?

340
00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:14,348
Aww.
Aww.

341
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,621
Well, go on.

342
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,289
Well...

343
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,191
it's a person I've been wanting

344
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,527
to get closer to
for a long time.

345
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:28,329
You son of a bitch.

346
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:30,497
PETER: So...

347
00:16:30,499 --> 00:16:31,999
tall,

348
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:33,834
with beautiful eyes

349
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,804
and a smoking hot bod, but...

350
00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:39,239
you know, more than anything,

351
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,941
this person's
got a lot of heart.

352
00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:42,376
Aww.
Aww.

353
00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,712
Well, you must tell us.
Who is it?

354
00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:52,853
It's Marco!

355
00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:54,722
[CHEERING] Me?

356
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,290
Heh.

357
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,091
Huh?
Huh?

358
00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:58,292
[CROWD MURMURS]

359
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:01,441
STANLEY: Let's hear it
for Peter.

360
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:08,869
You little shit!

361
00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:11,305
I'm gonna stick
a foot in your ass!

362
00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:14,008
Ohh! Jeez.

363
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:15,476
What the hell was that about?

364
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:17,378
It's called
building an alliance.

365
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,712
[GASPS]

366
00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:21,815
Haven't you ever watched
"Survivor" or "Big Brother"?

367
00:17:21,817 --> 00:17:23,684
Aah!
[GASPS] When's...

368
00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:26,353
When was the last time
you trimmed your toenails?

369
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,188
[POPS]

370
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:31,091
Ohh.

371
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,496
And now, for our
final contestant,

372
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:36,797
from District 12,

373
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,033
Kantmiss Evershot.

374
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:40,868
Whoo!

375
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,403
Let's take a look.

376
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:45,105
Kantmiss is the best
big sister in the world.

377
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:49,209
She takes care of me.
She feeds me. She clothes me.

378
00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:51,245
She even reads to me.

379
00:17:53,715 --> 00:17:55,883
Ever since Dad died,

380
00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:58,452
Mom's been a little bummed out,

381
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:02,489
but that doesn't stop the three of
us from having a whole lot of fun.

382
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:09,229
From the first time
I saw Kantmiss, I knew.

383
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:11,699
I knew she was the one for me.

384
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,934
She's got class.

385
00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:16,537
She's a real lady.

386
00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:18,972
[FARTS]

387
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,741
Oh, my God.

388
00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:22,376
[FARTING CONTINUES]

389
00:18:22,378 --> 00:18:23,610
[LAUGHS]

390
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:24,611
[FARTING CONTINUES]

391
00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:27,081
[PANTING]

392
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,683
Ohh!
Oh, my God.

393
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:31,452
[GROANS]
[SPLASHES]

394
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:32,720
Ohh!
Ohh!

395
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:35,122
Isn't that just touching?

396
00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:36,757
Aww.
Aww.

397
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,258
Let's bring her out, shall we?

398
00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:40,894
[LAUGHS]

399
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,930
Kantmiss Evershot!

400
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:45,065
[STANLEY LAUGHING]

401
00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:52,706
So, Kantmiss,
that's quite a dress.

402
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,141
Give us a little spin.

403
00:18:54,143 --> 00:18:57,344
[APPLAUSE]

404
00:18:59,614 --> 00:19:01,582
Heh. Go on.

405
00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:02,649
Don't be shy.

406
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:04,351
[LAUGHING]

407
00:19:07,589 --> 00:19:09,256
[APPLAUSE]

408
00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:11,759
Very nice.
[LAUGHS]

409
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:12,860
STANLEY: Oh.

410
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,899
Wow, I'm getting word
that flames

411
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,801
actually ignite from the dress.

412
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:21,902
Flames?

413
00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:23,670
[GASPING]

414
00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:25,339
[CHEERING]

415
00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:27,975
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]

416
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,409
Oh! [BLEEP]! Oh!

417
00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:30,944
Oh, my God.
Oh, [BLEEP].

418
00:19:30,946 --> 00:19:32,780
Oh, [BLEEP]. Aah!

419
00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:34,248
[SCREAMS]

420
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,683
Why are you clapping,
you stupid [BLEEP]?!

421
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,085
Aah!

422
00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:39,820
I'm on [BLEEP] fire!
I'm on [BLEEP] fire!

423
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:43,090
Let's hear it for Kantmiss,
the girl on fire!

424
00:19:43,092 --> 00:19:44,825
Ah, [BLEEP]!
It's on fire!

425
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,193
It's on fire! It burns!

426
00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:48,562
I'm on [BLEEP] fire!
[BLEEP]!

427
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,432
Good morning, sport fans,

428
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:55,169
and welcome to the 75th
annual Starving Games.

429
00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:56,804
I'm your host Bob Hylox,

430
00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:58,372
and with me is my sidekick

431
00:19:58,374 --> 00:20:01,008
and color commentator,
Cleaver Williams.

432
00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:02,109
Cleaver, how you doing?

433
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,577
Excited about today's Games?

434
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:07,614
Fantastic.

435
00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:10,150
Cleaver is a past
Games winner, of course.

436
00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:12,219
In fact, Cleaver,
why don't you tell everybody

437
00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:13,453
in the district watching,

438
00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:15,489
how you got
that delightful nickname.

439
00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:18,192
I used a meat cleaver
to kill everyone.

440
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:23,831
Still got the old moves.

441
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,266
[DEVICE BEEPS]

442
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,101
Hello, Siri.

443
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,403
[URBAN ACCENT] Hello, Seleca.

444
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:31,004
How's it hanging, boo?

445
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,005
Low and to the left.

446
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:35,342
[LAUGHS] Good one.

447
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:37,244
All right.
Looks like the contestants

448
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:38,378
have taken the field.

449
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,314
All right, Siri,
cut to the field.

450
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:58,599
Say your prayers, my son,
'cause you are dead.

451
00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:00,901
[SOBS]

452
00:21:02,503 --> 00:21:04,872
And the countdown has begun.

453
00:21:04,874 --> 00:21:06,573
30,

454
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,275
29...

455
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:10,477
Oh, God.
28...

456
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,714
27...

457
00:21:13,716 --> 00:21:14,748
Hmm?

458
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,650
26...

459
00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:18,785
25...

460
00:21:18,787 --> 00:21:20,854
[CHUCKLES]

461
00:21:20,856 --> 00:21:22,923
24,

462
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:24,825
23,

463
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,427
22...

464
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:29,796
21...

465
00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:31,231
Now, it's very important

466
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:32,733
that the contestants don't move

467
00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:35,269
off the silver circles
before zero.

468
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:37,004
Otherwise, kablammo,

469
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:40,474
as the field is booby-trapped
with explosives.

470
00:21:40,476 --> 00:21:42,242
Don't need to remind me.

471
00:21:42,244 --> 00:21:44,845
I went too soon, and I
still can't poop right.

472
00:21:46,814 --> 00:21:48,849
How 'bout that?

473
00:21:50,151 --> 00:21:51,885
13,

474
00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:52,886
12...

475
00:21:54,622 --> 00:21:55,522
11...
Huh?

476
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:59,059
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]

477
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:00,460
What are you doing here?

478
00:22:00,462 --> 00:22:01,962
We were asked to perform

479
00:22:01,964 --> 00:22:03,096
at the opening ceremony.

480
00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:05,165
This is the arena.

481
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,868
Oh, you're looking
for stage two.

482
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,836
[MUSIC STOPS]

483
00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:11,905
Oh. Thanks.
Thanks.

484
00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:16,276
[WHIMPERS]

485
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:18,879
Oops.

486
00:22:18,881 --> 00:22:21,548
[CHEERING]

487
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:25,252
Wow! What a way
to start the Games!

488
00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:27,254
10,

489
00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,755
9...

490
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,725
8...
[GROWLING]

491
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,494
7...

492
00:22:35,763 --> 00:22:37,497
6,

493
00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:39,366
5...

494
00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:41,601
4...

495
00:22:42,603 --> 00:22:43,603
3...

496
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,174
2...

497
00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:48,675
1.

498
00:22:49,944 --> 00:22:51,545
[SCREAMS]

499
00:22:51,547 --> 00:22:53,947
[SCATTERED YELLING]

500
00:22:58,886 --> 00:22:59,886
[BONES CRACK]

501
00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:00,887
[SCREAMING]

502
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,259
[BLADE STABS]

503
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,995
Siri, more blood.

504
00:23:11,199 --> 00:23:12,199
Oh.

505
00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:14,134
[CROWD GASPS]

506
00:23:14,136 --> 00:23:15,435
Much better.

507
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,804
[SCREAMING]

508
00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:32,486
Ooh!
Ooh!

509
00:23:32,488 --> 00:23:35,222
[SCREAMING]

510
00:23:35,224 --> 00:23:38,225
[CHEERING]

511
00:23:38,227 --> 00:23:40,994
Yeah, Marco! Yeah!

512
00:23:53,274 --> 00:23:54,408
Let go!

513
00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:55,609
I got here first!

514
00:23:57,512 --> 00:23:59,346
Yaah!
Now give it to me!

515
00:23:59,348 --> 00:24:00,680
No. I'm not letting go.

516
00:24:00,682 --> 00:24:02,249
There is a dagger in your back!

517
00:24:02,251 --> 00:24:03,917
I'm okay!

518
00:24:06,788 --> 00:24:07,921
What?

519
00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:10,223
It's fine.

520
00:24:10,225 --> 00:24:12,626
It's fine?
[BUZZING]

521
00:24:12,628 --> 00:24:14,394
Seriously?
You're not letting go?

522
00:24:14,396 --> 00:24:15,695
I want this backpack!

523
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,533
[SCREAMS]

524
00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:28,308
I want this backpack!

525
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,777
I want it. It's mine!

526
00:24:31,879 --> 00:24:33,080
I'm not letting go!

527
00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:37,851
That was my backpack!

528
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,360
[CANNON BOOMS]

529
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:48,562
What was that sound?

530
00:24:48,564 --> 00:24:49,996
It's the cannon.
They shoot it off

531
00:24:49,998 --> 00:24:51,465
to announce whenever
someone is killed.

532
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:52,766
Nice.
Looks like the odds

533
00:24:52,768 --> 00:24:54,267
just got better for me, then.

534
00:24:54,269 --> 00:24:55,502
[FLYING OBJECT WHISTLES]

535
00:24:55,504 --> 00:24:56,970
My balls!

536
00:24:58,439 --> 00:25:02,142
Oh! That has
got to hurt.

537
00:25:02,144 --> 00:25:03,610
Let's see an instant replay.

538
00:25:03,612 --> 00:25:05,879
[SLOW MOTION] My balls!

539
00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:07,447
[LAUGHS]

540
00:25:07,449 --> 00:25:09,916
My balls!

541
00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:11,051
My balls!

542
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,285
[LAUGHS]

543
00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:13,520
My ball...

544
00:25:13,522 --> 00:25:16,423
My ball...
My... My ball...

545
00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:18,792
My ball...

546
00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:22,129
My balls!

547
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:25,599
That makes me laugh, Bob.

548
00:25:52,393 --> 00:25:54,060
Get away from me!

549
00:26:09,377 --> 00:26:10,577
Wow!

550
00:26:10,579 --> 00:26:11,745
[GROANS]

551
00:26:11,747 --> 00:26:12,879
[MURMURING] Who is this girl?

552
00:26:12,881 --> 00:26:14,548
What district is she from?

553
00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:18,118
I'm standing here
in scummy District 12,

554
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,421
where people can't believe
that Peter and Kantmiss

555
00:26:21,423 --> 00:26:23,823
have actually survived
the opening.

556
00:26:23,825 --> 00:26:25,859
You can see
the excitement is high,

557
00:26:25,861 --> 00:26:30,263
as no one from this district
has won in a very long time.

558
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:31,498
Yeah!
Unh!

559
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,500
Go, Kantmiss! Whoo!

560
00:26:33,502 --> 00:26:34,568
That's my girl!

561
00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:36,736
[LAUGHS] That's my girl!

562
00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:38,405
[LAUGHING] Yeah!

563
00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:40,473
Back to you in the studio.

564
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,975
I'm on TV!

565
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,476
Thanks, Stanley.

566
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,118
And how's the scoreboard
looking, Cleaver?

567
00:26:48,282 --> 00:26:49,916
Got a lot of people dead.

568
00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:52,419
Still, lot of people alive.

569
00:26:52,421 --> 00:26:53,853
Enlightening.

570
00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:56,323
Oh, looks like Kantmiss
is making her way

571
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,191
to the outer edge of the arena.

572
00:27:00,361 --> 00:27:02,329
[BEEP] Siri, slow her down.

573
00:27:08,769 --> 00:27:10,136
Ow.

574
00:27:10,138 --> 00:27:12,973
Now let's get Kantmiss back
to the center of the action.

575
00:27:12,975 --> 00:27:14,107
Holla!

576
00:27:14,109 --> 00:27:16,576
And cue the thrilling
action music.

577
00:27:16,578 --> 00:27:18,445
SIRI: Ooh.

578
00:27:18,447 --> 00:27:19,980
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

579
00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:31,791
[CROWD GASPING]

580
00:27:32,893 --> 00:27:33,927
[GASPS]

581
00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:39,266
[SCREAMING]

582
00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:52,279
Hmm.

583
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,662
[CHEERING]

584
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,132
Oh, you want
to play, huh? Okay.

585
00:28:12,134 --> 00:28:13,400
[BEEP] Siri.

586
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:14,401
Yeah, what you need?

587
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:15,435
Attack her with the latest

588
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:17,003
technological weaponry we have.

589
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,443
Whoo-hah!

590
00:28:23,445 --> 00:28:24,577
Oh, shit!

591
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:28,315
Yah! Whee hee hee!

592
00:28:28,317 --> 00:28:29,949
Hee hee hee!

593
00:28:31,118 --> 00:28:33,853
[LAUGHTER]

594
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:36,656
[FALLING OBJECT WHISTLES]
[GASPS]

595
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:38,992
[CROWD GASPS]

596
00:28:59,313 --> 00:29:00,447
No.

597
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,948
What? What?

598
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:04,284
Orange you glad to see me?

599
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,052
[LAUGHS] Hey, hey, hey!

600
00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:08,288
What do you get
when you cross an orange

601
00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:09,889
with Quentin Tarantino?

602
00:29:09,891 --> 00:29:11,624
"Pulp Fiction."
You get it?

603
00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:14,227
[GROANING]
Pulp. [LAUGHS]

604
00:29:14,229 --> 00:29:15,662
Hey, Kantmiss,

605
00:29:15,664 --> 00:29:17,130
last time I saw
tits that small,

606
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,299
I was staring
at a pair of kumquats.

607
00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:20,367
[LAUGHS]

608
00:29:20,369 --> 00:29:22,202
Aah!

609
00:29:22,204 --> 00:29:24,037
[CHEERING]

610
00:29:28,175 --> 00:29:29,709
Go, Kantmiss!

611
00:29:31,612 --> 00:29:33,213
[BEEP] Ooh,

612
00:29:33,215 --> 00:29:35,515
she sure showed
yo' sorry ass up!

613
00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:37,751
You... You shut up, Siri.
You shut up!

614
00:29:37,753 --> 00:29:38,952
Shit. Don't hate
the player.

615
00:29:38,954 --> 00:29:41,154
You...
Hate the game!

616
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:44,691
Wow! I've never seen
anyone do that before.

617
00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,526
She's badass.

618
00:29:46,528 --> 00:29:47,761
Respect.

619
00:29:47,763 --> 00:29:49,796
Reminds me
a little bit of myself.

620
00:29:49,798 --> 00:29:52,165
I'll stop now before
I get too emotional.

621
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,134
Eat my ass!

622
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:58,671
[SIGHS]

623
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,273
Think you're so tough?

624
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:03,143
Well, come back
from this, bitch!

625
00:30:05,112 --> 00:30:07,113
[LAUGHS]

626
00:30:10,651 --> 00:30:12,018
[BOYS GRUNTING]

627
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,755
[BOY LAUGHS]
[GROANS]

628
00:30:15,757 --> 00:30:17,290
[CANNON FIRES]

629
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:24,097
Hey, guys, come on!
Let's go this way!

630
00:30:25,499 --> 00:30:26,866
GIRL: Come on. Hurry!

631
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,067
BOY: Let's go!

632
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,619
[GROANS]

633
00:30:46,621 --> 00:30:48,488
GIRL: When I see her,
she's mine.

634
00:30:58,098 --> 00:31:00,467
BOY: She's gotta be
around here somewhere.

635
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,611
You sure Kantmiss
came this way?

636
00:31:11,613 --> 00:31:13,146
PETER:
Uh, I know it.

637
00:31:13,148 --> 00:31:15,548
How can we be so sure
that we can trust you?

638
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,317
I mean, didn't you volunteer
to be in the games

639
00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:18,751
just so you can get
closer to Kantmiss?

640
00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:20,086
No.

641
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:23,056
I mean, maybe at first,

642
00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:25,692
but I don't like her anymore.

643
00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:26,759
Really?

644
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:28,761
Well, you know,

645
00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:31,164
back in District 12, she's...

646
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:33,199
she's known as quite the whore.

647
00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:34,200
Ahh.

648
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:37,537
There.

649
00:31:37,539 --> 00:31:38,538
Heh.

650
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,206
Nice work, Peter.

651
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,008
Thanks.

652
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:44,110
I'm gonna bust her gut
wide open.

653
00:31:45,246 --> 00:31:47,080
This little princess
is all mine.

654
00:31:49,817 --> 00:31:52,485
Raah!
[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS]

655
00:31:52,487 --> 00:31:54,087
[LAUGHING]

656
00:31:57,658 --> 00:31:58,758
And there's Kantmiss!

657
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,960
Oh, no.
We're gonna kill you.

658
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,129
Right after we eat
our delicious treats.

659
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:04,464
Huh?

660
00:32:10,037 --> 00:32:11,971
How can you be with them?

661
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,507
I don't know.

662
00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:17,076
I... I guess I just...

663
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:19,946
really like them.
[LAUGHS]

664
00:32:19,948 --> 00:32:22,448
Th-They're so cool
and popular.

665
00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:24,384
I mean, I'm in
the high school A/V club.

666
00:32:24,386 --> 00:32:27,587
I've never been able to hang
with the in crowd before.

667
00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:29,289
Mmm.
Stay with us.

668
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,290
So good.

669
00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:31,491
Mmm. Oh.

670
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:34,494
Hey, they said they want
to go to prom with me.

671
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,829
We're gonna rent a limo
and everything.

672
00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:37,897
Isn't that awesome?

673
00:32:37,899 --> 00:32:40,233
Peter, they are just using you.

674
00:32:40,235 --> 00:32:44,103
There can only be one winner
of the Starving Games.

675
00:32:47,775 --> 00:32:49,175
Right.

676
00:32:50,978 --> 00:32:52,979
All right, Kantmiss, game over.

677
00:32:52,981 --> 00:32:55,281
Glammer, you're up.

678
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,853
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

679
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:02,922
[WHOOPING]

680
00:33:02,924 --> 00:33:05,992
Oh! Looks like we got
ourselves a streaker.

681
00:33:05,994 --> 00:33:07,894
Happens every Game.

682
00:33:07,896 --> 00:33:10,830
What a yahoo.

683
00:33:10,832 --> 00:33:12,599
[LAUGHING]

684
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:15,234
[LAUGHING]

685
00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:21,074
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here!

686
00:33:21,076 --> 00:33:22,976
Come back here.
Come back here.

687
00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:26,479
Give me that.

688
00:33:34,421 --> 00:33:35,989
[GASPS]

689
00:33:38,092 --> 00:33:40,560
Nice impaling.
Yeah.

690
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:41,561
He did this.

691
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:42,562
Then it did that.

692
00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:43,763
Indeed, Cleaver.

693
00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:44,931
And that's definitely gonna be

694
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:47,800
our Kill of the Day!

695
00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:49,068
Kill of the Day!

696
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,138
Kill of the Day...
of the Day!

697
00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,539
Our Kill of the Day
is brought to you

698
00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:55,208
by BetLife insurance.

699
00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:56,609
Because life is precious...

700
00:33:56,611 --> 00:33:58,411
BetLife.

701
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:02,915
How are we going to kill her?

702
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,318
Ahem.

703
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,552
Uh...

704
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,422
why don't we just take off,

705
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,124
uh, go kill some other kids

706
00:34:11,126 --> 00:34:12,458
and come back later?

707
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:13,393
We'll wait.

708
00:34:13,395 --> 00:34:15,294
She has to come down
sooner or later.

709
00:34:23,203 --> 00:34:27,106
[WHISTLES A TUNE]

710
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:31,010
[BIRD CHIRPS]

711
00:34:31,012 --> 00:34:34,480
[WHISTLES A TUNE]

712
00:34:37,885 --> 00:34:40,586
[BIRD CHIRPS]

713
00:34:45,059 --> 00:34:46,693
[SIGHS]

714
00:34:47,928 --> 00:34:49,429
Gross.

715
00:34:49,431 --> 00:34:50,630
[GROANS]

716
00:34:56,336 --> 00:34:58,271
Hey.

717
00:34:58,273 --> 00:34:59,539
Shh.

718
00:35:07,681 --> 00:35:09,716
[BEES BUZZING]

719
00:35:09,718 --> 00:35:10,783
Oh.

720
00:35:13,353 --> 00:35:15,354
Have the bees
land on their heads.

721
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:17,657
Okay. No, shh. Shh.

722
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,160
[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]

723
00:35:28,802 --> 00:35:30,269
Those are tracker bees.

724
00:35:30,271 --> 00:35:32,638
Getting stung causes
serious hallucinations.

725
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,639
Or death.

726
00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:37,777
Oh!

727
00:35:37,779 --> 00:35:40,880
[SCREAMING]

728
00:35:40,882 --> 00:35:42,682
[SCREAMS]

729
00:35:42,684 --> 00:35:44,717
[BEES BUZZING]

730
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,586
Ow! Ow!

731
00:35:46,588 --> 00:35:47,687
Oh! My ass! Aah!

732
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,890
[COUGHS] I think I
just swallowed one!

733
00:35:50,892 --> 00:35:53,526
[SCREAMING]

734
00:35:57,664 --> 00:35:58,664
Whoa.

735
00:35:58,666 --> 00:36:00,299
Ooh.

736
00:36:02,469 --> 00:36:04,771
Whoa. Ooh.

737
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:07,974
What... [MUTTERS]

738
00:36:07,976 --> 00:36:09,876
[PANTING, GROANING]

739
00:36:12,746 --> 00:36:14,847
Oh, my God. Oh!

740
00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:17,216
Oh. Oh.

741
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,418
[SITAR PLAYING]

742
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:20,987
Whoo.

743
00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:23,790
Oh. [SIGHS]

744
00:36:23,792 --> 00:36:25,892
No way.

745
00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:28,528
Double rainbow.

746
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,064
Whoo!

747
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:35,001
Double rainbow! Ha!

748
00:36:35,003 --> 00:36:36,235
Oh.

749
00:36:37,204 --> 00:36:38,905
It's starting to look

750
00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:42,975
like a quadruple rainbow!

751
00:36:42,977 --> 00:36:47,980
Oh, my Gooood!

752
00:36:47,982 --> 00:36:50,550
Yes! Yes!

753
00:36:50,552 --> 00:36:53,152
Ah ha ha!

754
00:36:53,154 --> 00:36:55,888
Oh, taste the rainbow.

755
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:06,032
[GROANING]

756
00:37:06,034 --> 00:37:08,167
Ooh.

757
00:37:08,169 --> 00:37:09,802
Oh. Oh.

758
00:37:09,804 --> 00:37:11,938
Oh. Wha?

759
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:14,774
Oh, my...

760
00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:15,775
What is...

761
00:37:22,049 --> 00:37:23,249
Oh.

762
00:37:25,219 --> 00:37:27,153
Do not make
any sudden movements.

763
00:37:27,155 --> 00:37:28,187
What's wrong?

764
00:37:28,189 --> 00:37:30,189
[BUBBLING]

765
00:37:30,191 --> 00:37:32,491
I've never
seen this happen before.

766
00:37:34,695 --> 00:37:36,829
What are they?

767
00:37:36,831 --> 00:37:38,798
Soul keepers.

768
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,399
Soul keepers!

769
00:37:40,401 --> 00:37:42,301
Ah! Oh, my God! Get 'em off!
Get 'em off!

770
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,870
Get 'em off!
Get 'em off!

771
00:37:43,872 --> 00:37:45,605
You are not keeping my soul!

772
00:37:45,607 --> 00:37:47,740
[SQUEALS]

773
00:37:50,911 --> 00:37:52,345
[SQUEALS]

774
00:37:54,047 --> 00:37:55,314
[SQUEALS]

775
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,250
[SQUEALS]
Oh! Why?

776
00:37:57,252 --> 00:37:58,384
[SQUEALS]

777
00:37:58,386 --> 00:37:59,986
[SQUEALS]
Right above your head.

778
00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:01,287
No, no, no, no.
[SQUEALS]

779
00:38:04,057 --> 00:38:05,558
[ZAPPING]

780
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,693
[GASPING]
[SQUEALING]

781
00:38:09,796 --> 00:38:10,930
Whew.

782
00:38:10,932 --> 00:38:13,799
I think I got 'em all.

783
00:38:13,801 --> 00:38:17,303
Soul Keepers hold all of the
souls of our ancient ancestors.

784
00:38:18,272 --> 00:38:19,639
There goes my sister,

785
00:38:19,641 --> 00:38:21,073
my grandma

786
00:38:21,075 --> 00:38:22,708
and my drunk Aunt Sheila.

787
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:24,076
[WHIMPERS]

788
00:38:24,078 --> 00:38:26,212
Oops.

789
00:38:26,214 --> 00:38:28,147
Who are you?

790
00:38:28,149 --> 00:38:29,916
We are a proud
and ancient people

791
00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:33,019
created by James Cameron.

792
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:36,155
I'm the king of the world!

793
00:38:36,157 --> 00:38:39,759
[LAUGHS]

794
00:38:41,728 --> 00:38:43,696
Here.

795
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,331
Give me your hair.

796
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,199
We'll join the ends
and make love,

797
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:49,235
Na'vi style.

798
00:38:49,237 --> 00:38:50,503
Okay.

799
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,175
[CRACKLING]
[MOANS]

800
00:38:56,177 --> 00:38:57,243
[COOING]

801
00:38:57,245 --> 00:38:59,845
[MOANING]

802
00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:01,547
Ohh.
[SHUDDERS]

803
00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:02,648
Yeah.

804
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,650
Oh, yes.

805
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,321
Kantmiss.

806
00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:10,589
Kantmiss!

807
00:39:10,591 --> 00:39:11,691
Kantmiss!

808
00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:14,660
Kantmiss!

809
00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:15,928
Yes.

810
00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:17,663
Kantmiss! Kantmiss!

811
00:39:17,665 --> 00:39:19,498
Kantmiss!

812
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,334
Are you trying
to hook up with me?

813
00:39:23,337 --> 00:39:24,370
What? No!

814
00:39:24,372 --> 00:39:26,505
No, no, no, no. Um...

815
00:39:26,507 --> 00:39:28,574
I think that I was
just hallucinating.

816
00:39:28,576 --> 00:39:31,644
You better not be.
I'm only 12.

817
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,915
The way I see it,
if we're gonna survive,

818
00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,316
we should work together.

819
00:39:37,318 --> 00:39:40,186
But what happens if we're
the last two standing?

820
00:39:40,188 --> 00:39:41,754
I won't hesitate.

821
00:39:41,756 --> 00:39:44,590
This competition
is kill or be killed,

822
00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,859
and I will kill you
where you stand,

823
00:39:46,861 --> 00:39:48,894
dead, end of story.

824
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,530
Shit ain't personal,

825
00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:54,734
strictly business ya dig?

826
00:39:54,736 --> 00:39:57,603
Okay. Here's what
I was thinking.

827
00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:59,071
I could set some fires

828
00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:01,574
to flush Marco and his crew
out into the clearing,

829
00:40:01,576 --> 00:40:03,876
and if you find
a bow and arrow,

830
00:40:03,878 --> 00:40:05,211
you could pick 'em off.

831
00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:07,680
No, no. That's...
That's a great idea,

832
00:40:07,682 --> 00:40:10,116
and Marco
will never see it coming.

833
00:40:10,118 --> 00:40:12,284
Hello?

834
00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:13,285
I'm right here.

835
00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:15,688
Run! Run!

836
00:40:25,332 --> 00:40:26,632
Get her!

837
00:40:35,942 --> 00:40:37,376
[LAUGHS]

838
00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:46,052
[THINKING] Shit.

839
00:40:46,054 --> 00:40:47,753
Totally outnumbered.

840
00:40:55,796 --> 00:40:57,997
What do I do?
What do I do?

841
00:40:57,999 --> 00:40:59,632
Think, Kantmiss. Think.

842
00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:08,974
Hemorrhoidal irritation.

843
00:41:11,111 --> 00:41:14,480
Aggravate with a swift
kick to the posterior.

844
00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:15,815
[SLOW MOTION] Raah!

845
00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,489
Low-hung scrotum.
Debilitate with

846
00:41:23,491 --> 00:41:26,959
concise rabbit punch
to the testicular sac.

847
00:41:36,803 --> 00:41:40,439
Awkward metallic orthodontic
corrective device.

848
00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:46,011
Snap rubber bands to create
blunt force to the cranium.

849
00:41:52,619 --> 00:41:54,920
Rampant adolescent
acne vulgaris.

850
00:41:55,922 --> 00:41:57,456
Ah.

851
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,159
Prescribe topical acne cream.

852
00:42:09,970 --> 00:42:12,304
Pubescent boy
with raging hormones.

853
00:42:12,306 --> 00:42:14,006
Disarm with natural assets.

854
00:42:14,008 --> 00:42:16,275
[BOY GASPS]

855
00:42:16,277 --> 00:42:17,943
Allow to motorboat.

856
00:42:17,945 --> 00:42:19,912
[BABBLES]

857
00:42:19,914 --> 00:42:21,080
You're pretty.

858
00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:23,716
[BONES SNAP]

859
00:42:31,725 --> 00:42:34,059
[SLOW MOTION] Raah!

860
00:42:44,905 --> 00:42:46,071
[BABBLES]

861
00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:47,106
Hee.

862
00:42:47,108 --> 00:42:48,140
[BONES SNAP]

863
00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:53,546
[BIRDS SQUAWK]

864
00:42:53,548 --> 00:42:55,014
You ready to die?

865
00:42:57,517 --> 00:42:59,852
[CROWD GASPS]

866
00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:08,761
Not really!

867
00:43:08,763 --> 00:43:10,362
I mean, kind of hoping

868
00:43:10,364 --> 00:43:11,630
I could stick around
for the sequel?

869
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,831
Huh?
Huh?

870
00:43:16,503 --> 00:43:17,770
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

871
00:43:19,172 --> 00:43:20,573
Mm!

872
00:43:20,575 --> 00:43:23,342
All right!
We know what that sound is.

873
00:43:23,344 --> 00:43:24,677
It's the end of the half.

874
00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:27,546
[CROWD SIGHS]

875
00:43:27,548 --> 00:43:28,547
[GRUMBLES]

876
00:43:28,549 --> 00:43:30,282
[GROANS] Ah, that sucks.

877
00:43:30,284 --> 00:43:31,550
I wanted to see her die.

878
00:43:31,552 --> 00:43:32,818
ANNOUNCER: Halftime

879
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:35,421
with the Starving Games
cheerleaders,

880
00:43:35,423 --> 00:43:37,356
presented by Viagra.

881
00:43:37,358 --> 00:43:38,624
♪ Move ♪ Move

882
00:43:38,626 --> 00:43:40,759
♪ Move ♪ Move

883
00:43:40,761 --> 00:43:42,728
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

884
00:43:42,730 --> 00:43:44,763
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock ♪

885
00:43:44,765 --> 00:43:46,665
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

886
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,767
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

887
00:43:48,769 --> 00:43:49,969
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house... ♪

888
00:43:49,971 --> 00:43:52,338
Eh, I like it, Siri,
but it's not...

889
00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:54,340
it's not popping.

890
00:43:54,342 --> 00:43:55,641
Don't worry, boo.
I got you.

891
00:43:55,643 --> 00:43:58,277
More filthy and
gratuitous T&A coming up.

892
00:43:58,279 --> 00:43:59,645
[BOING] ♪ Rock, rock

893
00:43:59,647 --> 00:44:01,280
♪ Feel the motion
as the mood changes ♪

894
00:44:01,282 --> 00:44:03,816
♪ Round and round
just like the moon phases ♪

895
00:44:03,818 --> 00:44:05,651
♪ This the part that keeps
the place blazin' ♪

896
00:44:05,653 --> 00:44:06,652
♪ Uh-huh
♪ Feel the vibe

897
00:44:06,654 --> 00:44:08,320
♪ I like it, amazing

898
00:44:08,322 --> 00:44:09,655
♪ We go hard, overnight ball ♪

899
00:44:09,657 --> 00:44:11,724
♪ Party right,
so it can't be wrong ♪

900
00:44:11,726 --> 00:44:13,025
♪ My team cannot lose

901
00:44:13,027 --> 00:44:15,761
♪ Here to put on
a show for you ♪

902
00:44:15,763 --> 00:44:17,196
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

903
00:44:17,198 --> 00:44:19,331
[CHEERING]

904
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,066
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

905
00:44:21,068 --> 00:44:22,968
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock ♪

906
00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:24,837
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

907
00:44:24,839 --> 00:44:26,805
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

908
00:44:26,807 --> 00:44:28,340
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

909
00:44:28,342 --> 00:44:30,709
♪ Move, move
♪ It's time to rock, rock ♪

910
00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:33,512
Kantmiss, what an
exciting first half.

911
00:44:33,514 --> 00:44:35,214
Tell us what you're
thinking right now.

912
00:44:35,216 --> 00:44:39,084
First off, I want to thank my
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

913
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,390
And, uh, I'm thinking
about winning, Stanley.

914
00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,624
I just want to win.

915
00:44:48,495 --> 00:44:49,728
Bob.

916
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,131
Stanley, do you get
a sense that Kantmiss

917
00:44:52,133 --> 00:44:54,400
is aware of the frenzy
she's creating?

918
00:44:54,402 --> 00:44:55,634
I don't think so, Bob.

919
00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:57,069
She's electrifying.

920
00:44:58,204 --> 00:45:02,675
Cleaver's Electrifying
Halftime Highlights.

921
00:45:07,647 --> 00:45:08,847
[LAUGHS]

922
00:45:08,849 --> 00:45:09,848
Aah!

923
00:45:12,152 --> 00:45:13,852
♪ Yeah ♪ Go

924
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:19,024
Oh! Oh! Oh!
♪ Go

925
00:45:19,026 --> 00:45:20,392
[FARTS]

926
00:45:25,298 --> 00:45:28,100
Take a look at what's trending
right now on Twitter.

927
00:45:28,102 --> 00:45:32,371
Helen in District 7 tweets,
"Kantmiss gives me hope!"

928
00:45:32,373 --> 00:45:34,473
And Thomas
in District 11 writes,

929
00:45:34,475 --> 00:45:38,944
"Kantmiss rocks,
UR sooooo hot!"

930
00:45:38,946 --> 00:45:41,480
And Tyrone in the District
of Compton tweets,

931
00:45:41,482 --> 00:45:43,916
"Yo, that ho Kantmiss
is da bomb,

932
00:45:43,918 --> 00:45:46,151
she's mad blowin' up
in da hood, yo!"

933
00:45:46,153 --> 00:45:48,320
Smiley face emoticon.

934
00:45:48,322 --> 00:45:49,655
She is blowin' up,

935
00:45:49,657 --> 00:45:51,023
and I had the chance to be

936
00:45:51,025 --> 00:45:53,192
on the ground in
Kantmiss' own district,

937
00:45:53,194 --> 00:45:56,862
where Kantmiss fever is
at an all-time high!

938
00:45:56,864 --> 00:45:58,931
STANLEY:
I'm here in District 12,

939
00:45:58,933 --> 00:46:00,966
where everyone is going nuts.

940
00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:02,901
It's the ultimate
underdog Cinderella story,

941
00:46:02,903 --> 00:46:05,537
and the po' folks here
is eating it up,

942
00:46:05,539 --> 00:46:09,508
buying up merchandise with any
and everything that has to do

943
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:12,644
with Kantmiss
or the Starving Games.

944
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,580
T-shirts, mugs,

945
00:46:14,582 --> 00:46:16,548
totes, koozies

946
00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:19,017
and bobbleheads.

947
00:46:19,019 --> 00:46:20,319
[BOING]

948
00:46:26,259 --> 00:46:28,994
Look at me.
I'm just like Kantmiss.

949
00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:30,295
Ohh!

950
00:46:30,297 --> 00:46:31,864
<i>Mis cojones.</i>

951
00:46:31,866 --> 00:46:33,832
Yes! Direct hit!

952
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:36,301
I'm gonna shoot him again.

953
00:46:36,303 --> 00:46:37,870
Ai! Cheese enchilada!

954
00:46:37,872 --> 00:46:39,371
Oh, that felt good.

955
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,876
[SLURPING]

956
00:46:44,978 --> 00:46:46,712
That was a close one.
Yeah.

957
00:46:46,714 --> 00:46:47,713
I almost got you.

958
00:46:47,715 --> 00:46:49,281
I know.
I was like, "Ohh."

959
00:46:49,283 --> 00:46:50,983
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

960
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,455
Take previous positions.

961
00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:59,224
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

962
00:46:59,226 --> 00:47:00,392
Game on!

963
00:47:00,394 --> 00:47:01,927
Yay!

964
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,598
You ready to die?

965
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,966
[GASPS]

966
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,305
[SLOW-MOTION GASPING]

967
00:47:15,241 --> 00:47:17,609
[LAUGHING]

968
00:47:17,611 --> 00:47:20,446
[CHEERING]

969
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,754
Aah! Aah!

970
00:47:28,756 --> 00:47:29,855
You little turd!

971
00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:31,690
Hey!
[SCREAMING]

972
00:47:31,692 --> 00:47:33,192
Hey!

973
00:47:33,194 --> 00:47:34,426
[SCREAMS]

974
00:47:34,428 --> 00:47:35,494
[GROANS]

975
00:47:41,601 --> 00:47:44,069
[K-POP PLAYS]

976
00:47:44,071 --> 00:47:45,103
Aah!

977
00:47:50,109 --> 00:47:51,376
[COUGHS]

978
00:47:53,646 --> 00:47:55,414
Rudy.

979
00:47:55,416 --> 00:47:56,415
Rudy.

980
00:47:57,517 --> 00:47:59,751
Sing me a lullaby.

981
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:00,953
Okay.

982
00:48:03,389 --> 00:48:05,424
♪ La, la la la...

983
00:48:05,426 --> 00:48:06,825
Not you!

984
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:08,861
Her!

985
00:48:10,997 --> 00:48:14,199
♪ Please shut your eyes

986
00:48:14,201 --> 00:48:17,436
♪ Your life is fading out

987
00:48:17,438 --> 00:48:18,637
Am I gonna die?

988
00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:19,872
No. No, no, no.

989
00:48:19,874 --> 00:48:21,607
Of course you're not gonna die.

990
00:48:21,609 --> 00:48:25,210
♪ Yes, you are going to die ♪

991
00:48:25,212 --> 00:48:27,946
♪ And worms
will fill your mouth ♪

992
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,916
Worms? Isn't that
a little dramatic?

993
00:48:30,918 --> 00:48:33,852
♪ Just check right now

994
00:48:33,854 --> 00:48:39,925
♪ The worms are all about

995
00:48:39,927 --> 00:48:41,994
Damn you, Taylor Swift.

996
00:48:41,996 --> 00:48:44,530
What an emotional and...

997
00:48:44,532 --> 00:48:47,032
moving death, Cleaver.

998
00:48:47,034 --> 00:48:49,301
It would bring a tear to my eye

999
00:48:49,303 --> 00:48:51,870
if my tear ducts
weren't lacerated.

1000
00:48:52,672 --> 00:48:53,739
[EYE CLATTERS]

1001
00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:54,740
Ohh.
Ohh.

1002
00:48:54,742 --> 00:48:56,308
[SNIFFLING]

1003
00:48:57,510 --> 00:48:59,077
I'm sorry.

1004
00:49:05,952 --> 00:49:07,452
This is bullshit.

1005
00:49:07,454 --> 00:49:10,022
The Capital can't just
treat us like pawns.

1006
00:49:10,024 --> 00:49:11,523
Yeah!
Yeah!

1007
00:49:11,525 --> 00:49:13,559
Our life is our own,

1008
00:49:13,561 --> 00:49:15,794
and they can't just
make us kill each other

1009
00:49:15,796 --> 00:49:17,529
for their own sick amusement!

1010
00:49:17,531 --> 00:49:18,597
Yeah!
Yeah!

1011
00:49:18,599 --> 00:49:19,631
What do you say?

1012
00:49:19,633 --> 00:49:20,866
Let's riot

1013
00:49:20,868 --> 00:49:23,902
and overthrow this
totalitarian government

1014
00:49:23,904 --> 00:49:25,904
once and for all!

1015
00:49:25,906 --> 00:49:26,905
Yeah!
Yeah!

1016
00:49:26,907 --> 00:49:28,640
Whoo-hoo!
[CHEERING]

1017
00:49:30,944 --> 00:49:34,313
We take a half-pound
of grade-A beef...

1018
00:49:34,315 --> 00:49:35,914
[MURMURING]
and top it with cheese.

1019
00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:37,282
[STOMACHS GURGLING]

1020
00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:40,519
Then we top it with chili...

1021
00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,923
and a hot dog and ribs

1022
00:49:44,925 --> 00:49:48,193
and smother it with
low-cal ranch dressing.

1023
00:49:48,195 --> 00:49:51,496
Then we top it with a slice
of pepperoni pizza,

1024
00:49:51,498 --> 00:49:53,432
with a sesame-seed bun.

1025
00:49:53,434 --> 00:49:54,633
Mmm, mmm.

1026
00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:58,070
Hey, uh...
[STOMACHS GURGLING]

1027
00:49:58,072 --> 00:50:00,005
are we still gonna riot?

1028
00:50:00,007 --> 00:50:02,074
Maybe later.

1029
00:50:02,076 --> 00:50:04,042
I'm too hungry now.

1030
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,511
Then we add barbeque sauce...

1031
00:50:08,014 --> 00:50:10,415
tomato, onion and lettuce.

1032
00:50:13,086 --> 00:50:14,853
Then we add pork rinds,

1033
00:50:14,855 --> 00:50:17,155
Funyuns, broccoli,
nacho cheese,

1034
00:50:17,157 --> 00:50:18,957
Spam and wings...

1035
00:50:20,493 --> 00:50:22,294
and ham hocks, chitlins.

1036
00:50:23,262 --> 00:50:25,230
Don't forget
the watermelon wedge.

1037
00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:28,867
Top it all off with two scoops
of pistachio ice cream,

1038
00:50:28,869 --> 00:50:31,803
and finish it with
another sesame-seed bun.

1039
00:50:31,805 --> 00:50:33,105
[ALL SIGH]

1040
00:50:33,107 --> 00:50:37,376
The 600,000 calorie
triple bypass burger.

1041
00:50:39,012 --> 00:50:40,112
Starbucks?

1042
00:50:40,114 --> 00:50:41,647
Got a free latte for it.

1043
00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:49,655
[SIGHS]

1044
00:50:52,392 --> 00:50:55,594
Kantmiss fever is causing
a serious problem.

1045
00:50:55,596 --> 00:50:57,696
We almost had a riot.

1046
00:50:57,698 --> 00:50:59,531
What should we do?

1047
00:50:59,533 --> 00:51:01,833
Give them more.

1048
00:51:01,835 --> 00:51:03,268
I don't understand.

1049
00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:05,103
The Starving Games is a hit.

1050
00:51:06,005 --> 00:51:07,272
Just look at the trades.

1051
00:51:11,878 --> 00:51:14,079
We could finally win an Emmy.

1052
00:51:15,214 --> 00:51:17,349
But the show's missing
one important thing.

1053
00:51:17,351 --> 00:51:19,184
What does
every successful show need

1054
00:51:19,186 --> 00:51:20,719
to bring it to the next level?

1055
00:51:22,021 --> 00:51:23,989
I know exactly what you mean.

1056
00:51:23,991 --> 00:51:25,891
A love story!
A lesbian love story!

1057
00:51:25,893 --> 00:51:28,060
Wait.
Lesbian love story?

1058
00:51:28,062 --> 00:51:30,962
Who doesn't like to see
two chicks get it on?

1059
00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:33,365
I know I do, big time.

1060
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,201
♪ Guh-dunh-goh

1061
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:39,137
But there aren't
any other women

1062
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,338
left alive in the Games.

1063
00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:43,208
Fine.

1064
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:46,078
Do your normal
straight love story.

1065
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,180
Bor-ing.

1066
00:51:50,550 --> 00:51:52,551
Oh, and, Seleca...

1067
00:51:52,553 --> 00:51:54,853
throw in a surprise twist
at the end,

1068
00:51:54,855 --> 00:51:57,055
like she dies or something.

1069
00:51:57,057 --> 00:51:58,623
I like that.

1070
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,358
♪ Guh-dunh-goh

1071
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,628
[P.A.]
Attention, contestants.

1072
00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:05,630
Attention, contestants.

1073
00:52:05,632 --> 00:52:08,233
Attention, contestants.

1074
00:52:08,235 --> 00:52:10,202
We have a rule change.

1075
00:52:11,370 --> 00:52:14,406
There can now be two winners
of the Starving Games.

1076
00:52:14,408 --> 00:52:16,408
Great.
So Marco and Peter

1077
00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:17,776
can team up to kill me.

1078
00:52:17,778 --> 00:52:20,979
Uh, specifically two people
of different genders.

1079
00:52:20,981 --> 00:52:23,682
[GASPING] Oh.

1080
00:52:23,684 --> 00:52:25,751
Okay. Okay.

1081
00:52:25,753 --> 00:52:28,386
So I hook up with Marco,

1082
00:52:28,388 --> 00:52:29,821
and we kill Peter together.

1083
00:52:29,823 --> 00:52:31,590
Yes!
[CHEERING]

1084
00:52:31,592 --> 00:52:33,458
Yeah. I like that.

1085
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:37,095
No, we were thinking more like
you could team up with Peter.

1086
00:52:37,097 --> 00:52:38,864
No!
No!

1087
00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:40,499
No!
No!

1088
00:52:40,501 --> 00:52:42,134
No, no, I, um...

1089
00:52:42,136 --> 00:52:45,604
I like the whole
Marco idea better.

1090
00:52:45,606 --> 00:52:47,839
Hey, Kantmiss,
do me a favor here,

1091
00:52:47,841 --> 00:52:50,142
and hook up with Peter.
Please.

1092
00:52:50,144 --> 00:52:51,777
I could lose my job for this.

1093
00:52:51,779 --> 00:52:54,746
And that's my problem how?

1094
00:52:54,748 --> 00:52:56,581
[DOOR OPENS] Oh, hey.

1095
00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:58,116
Heh heh. Hey, guys.
What's going on?

1096
00:52:58,118 --> 00:52:59,885
[CROWD MURMURING]

1097
00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,620
Nah, don't worry.

1098
00:53:01,622 --> 00:53:04,923
I got it under control.
I swear.

1099
00:53:04,925 --> 00:53:06,258
[LAUGHS]
[GUN COCKS]

1100
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:07,793
W-What are you...
What are you doing?

1101
00:53:07,795 --> 00:53:10,328
[GUNSHOT]
[ALL GASP]

1102
00:53:11,264 --> 00:53:13,732
[ANNOUNCER GROANS] Um...

1103
00:53:13,734 --> 00:53:15,500
Ohh! [GROANS]

1104
00:53:15,502 --> 00:53:17,969
I thought we were friends.

1105
00:53:17,971 --> 00:53:19,704
[GUN COCKS] Ah, thanks.

1106
00:53:19,706 --> 00:53:21,573
[GUNSHOT]

1107
00:53:21,575 --> 00:53:22,774
[LAUGHS]

1108
00:53:22,776 --> 00:53:26,311
But I got us backstage
passes to Justin Bieber.

1109
00:53:26,313 --> 00:53:29,981
[BARRAGE OF GUNFIRE]

1110
00:53:29,983 --> 00:53:31,183
[GROANS]

1111
00:53:31,185 --> 00:53:32,651
Oh, my God.

1112
00:53:32,653 --> 00:53:33,852
[DOOR CLOSES]

1113
00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:37,355
No. No, no,
don't you do it!

1114
00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,025
Right.

1115
00:53:40,027 --> 00:53:44,596
Um, I'm just gonna go team up
with Peter now, so...

1116
00:53:44,598 --> 00:53:46,231
[NERVOUS LAUGH]

1117
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:51,503
Hmm.

1118
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,066
Peter, are you here?

1119
00:54:21,068 --> 00:54:23,101
PETER:
I'm camouflaged.

1120
00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:24,269
Where are you?

1121
00:54:24,271 --> 00:54:26,471
I'm over here.

1122
00:54:27,373 --> 00:54:28,473
I don't see you.

1123
00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:29,941
I used my skills as a baker

1124
00:54:29,943 --> 00:54:32,477
to seamlessly blend in
to my surroundings.

1125
00:54:32,479 --> 00:54:35,547
[SIGHS] Okay, well,
can you give me a hint?

1126
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,986
I'm in the cake.

1127
00:54:42,922 --> 00:54:44,923
Oh.

1128
00:54:50,196 --> 00:54:52,264
[GROANS]

1129
00:54:52,266 --> 00:54:53,932
You're injured.

1130
00:54:53,934 --> 00:54:57,335
Marco found out that I
really wasn't into him

1131
00:54:57,337 --> 00:55:00,272
and that I ultimately
was protecting you.

1132
00:55:01,107 --> 00:55:02,774
And he did this to you?

1133
00:55:02,776 --> 00:55:03,775
No.

1134
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,982
I just got my back waxed.

1135
00:55:10,984 --> 00:55:12,384
[FLESH TEARS] Aah!

1136
00:55:12,386 --> 00:55:14,019
Oh, that...
that looks bad.

1137
00:55:14,021 --> 00:55:15,120
I mean, it's...

1138
00:55:15,122 --> 00:55:16,254
Oh.
Aah!

1139
00:55:16,256 --> 00:55:18,323
Oh, it's really oozy.
Ow. Okay.

1140
00:55:18,325 --> 00:55:19,591
Well, stop poking it!

1141
00:55:19,593 --> 00:55:20,659
[SNIFFS]

1142
00:55:20,661 --> 00:55:21,693
[WINCES]

1143
00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:23,361
Okay, well, we should
take care of you

1144
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:26,031
before the infection
starts to take over.

1145
00:55:26,033 --> 00:55:27,532
Come on.

1146
00:55:27,534 --> 00:55:29,234
Ooh.

1147
00:55:29,236 --> 00:55:30,235
[SLAPS] Aah!

1148
00:55:30,237 --> 00:55:31,236
Sorry.

1149
00:55:31,238 --> 00:55:33,805
Stop poking it, please.

1150
00:55:33,807 --> 00:55:35,707
Okay.

1151
00:55:38,344 --> 00:55:40,412
Ah, they're cute together

1152
00:55:40,414 --> 00:55:42,247
Yeah, well, I still
want them to die.

1153
00:55:42,249 --> 00:55:44,416
Yeah. Duh!

1154
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:53,758
Okay.

1155
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,161
Marco won't find us
in here. Come on.

1156
00:55:56,163 --> 00:55:58,296
GIRL: I hope
they get naked.

1157
00:55:58,298 --> 00:55:59,331
[LAUGHTER]

1158
00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:00,598
Come on!

1159
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,800
Oh.

1160
00:56:05,371 --> 00:56:07,739
Night's falling.
It's gonna get freezing.

1161
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:13,912
You've got a fever.

1162
00:56:13,914 --> 00:56:15,213
Here.
I'll check my bag

1163
00:56:15,215 --> 00:56:16,247
for something for warmth.

1164
00:56:16,249 --> 00:56:19,417
Thanks, Kantmiss.

1165
00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:22,721
A Snuggie!

1166
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,900
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]

1167
00:56:36,936 --> 00:56:38,937
Ah. Mmm.

1168
00:56:38,939 --> 00:56:41,439
So warm and comfy.

1169
00:56:42,308 --> 00:56:44,209
What? Huh?

1170
00:56:44,211 --> 00:56:45,410
[WHIMPERS]

1171
00:56:59,358 --> 00:57:01,693
You know...

1172
00:57:01,695 --> 00:57:04,162
I've had a crush on you
for the longest time.

1173
00:57:04,164 --> 00:57:05,964
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

1174
00:57:05,966 --> 00:57:09,467
I used to follow you home
from school every day.

1175
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:12,637
Every day.

1176
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,839
And I remember when you got

1177
00:57:14,841 --> 00:57:17,909
your first dress-up dolly
on your eighth birthday.

1178
00:57:17,911 --> 00:57:19,144
[LAUGHS]

1179
00:57:19,146 --> 00:57:20,145
[LAUGHS]

1180
00:57:20,147 --> 00:57:22,113
And when you turned 12

1181
00:57:22,115 --> 00:57:23,848
and got your first period.

1182
00:57:23,850 --> 00:57:26,117
[LAUGHS]

1183
00:57:26,119 --> 00:57:28,953
I watched you shower
every night,

1184
00:57:28,955 --> 00:57:30,789
and after you got out,

1185
00:57:30,791 --> 00:57:33,158
I would pick through the
drain and collect your hair.

1186
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,160
What?

1187
00:57:39,365 --> 00:57:41,499
You made a hair doll of me?

1188
00:57:41,501 --> 00:57:43,168
Not just one.

1189
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:45,470
Ohh.

1190
00:57:45,472 --> 00:57:49,307
That's you and me,

1191
00:57:49,309 --> 00:57:52,010
and those are our six kids.

1192
00:57:52,012 --> 00:57:53,511
And who's that?

1193
00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,980
That's our puppy, Alphie.

1194
00:57:55,982 --> 00:57:58,516
Woof woof!

1195
00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:00,051
Woof!
Eww.

1196
00:58:00,053 --> 00:58:01,119
[LAUGHS]

1197
00:58:01,121 --> 00:58:03,288
She's the runt of the litter,

1198
00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:05,757
but we love her all the same.

1199
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:09,461
Ohh.

1200
00:58:09,463 --> 00:58:11,229
Ah, you got
a hairy chick, dude.

1201
00:58:11,231 --> 00:58:12,964
[GROANS]

1202
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,201
I'm so hungry.

1203
00:58:19,138 --> 00:58:20,138
Poor baby.

1204
00:58:29,448 --> 00:58:30,648
[SIGHS]

1205
00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:44,629
Soup!
What?

1206
00:58:44,631 --> 00:58:46,231
That'll definitely
make you feel better.

1207
00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:49,167
Hmm?

1208
00:58:53,205 --> 00:58:55,106
[SLURPING] What?

1209
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:04,916
I... I think that they want
us to be more romantic,

1210
00:59:04,918 --> 00:59:08,419
and, in return, they'll send
us stuff to make you better.

1211
00:59:08,421 --> 00:59:09,654
Sounds good to me.

1212
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:16,794
[FOOTSTEP CRUNCHES]

1213
00:59:26,005 --> 00:59:27,272
[SIGHS]

1214
00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:36,047
Sorry, Dale.

1215
00:59:38,184 --> 00:59:39,884
[CROWD GROANS] What?!

1216
00:59:39,886 --> 00:59:41,019
Really?

1217
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:44,055
CROWD: Ooh.
Oh, come on.

1218
00:59:44,057 --> 00:59:45,657
Hey, who thinks
they're gonna do it?

1219
00:59:45,659 --> 00:59:46,658
We do!
We do!

1220
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,927
Screw you all!

1221
00:59:50,029 --> 00:59:51,029
[FOOTSTEP CRUNCHES]

1222
01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:05,977
What is it now?

1223
01:00:07,379 --> 01:00:09,414
All right!

1224
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,549
Peter, I don't know
if I can do this.

1225
01:00:11,551 --> 01:00:15,053
Oh, my back.

1226
01:00:15,055 --> 01:00:16,588
[WINCES]

1227
01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:18,990
I'm dying.

1228
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:22,126
I don't know how much
longer I can hang on.

1229
01:00:22,128 --> 01:00:23,795
All right. Let's...

1230
01:00:23,797 --> 01:00:25,063
give them what they want.

1231
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,034
[SWALLOWS]

1232
01:00:40,412 --> 01:00:42,247
Fantastic.

1233
01:00:42,249 --> 01:00:43,281
True dat.

1234
01:00:50,289 --> 01:00:51,589
Ow. Ow!

1235
01:00:51,591 --> 01:00:53,791
Can you not grab
my butt so hard?

1236
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,929
I'm not touching
your butt at all.

1237
01:00:57,931 --> 01:00:58,763
Ohh!

1238
01:00:58,765 --> 01:00:59,864
Do not be afraid.

1239
01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:02,567
I am but a kindly old wizard.

1240
01:01:02,569 --> 01:01:04,068
Get your hand off my ass!

1241
01:01:04,070 --> 01:01:05,136
Right. Well...

1242
01:01:05,138 --> 01:01:05,937
let me explain.

1243
01:01:05,939 --> 01:01:08,239
You see, we were traveling.

1244
01:01:08,241 --> 01:01:09,307
We were on...
[GASPS]

1245
01:01:09,309 --> 01:01:10,475
We were on our way

1246
01:01:10,477 --> 01:01:13,011
[SQUIRTING] to the Misty...

1247
01:01:13,013 --> 01:01:14,479
the Misty Mountains, yes.

1248
01:01:14,481 --> 01:01:16,814
And then we heard a moan

1249
01:01:16,816 --> 01:01:18,583
coming from inside this cave,

1250
01:01:18,585 --> 01:01:20,718
and fearing it to be
a moan of distress

1251
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,388
and being the good
Samaritans that we are,

1252
01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:25,523
we came in here to help you.

1253
01:01:25,525 --> 01:01:26,658
Get out!

1254
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:28,726
Yes. Well. Okay.

1255
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:35,867
I bid you adieu.

1256
01:01:38,137 --> 01:01:40,972
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1257
01:01:42,508 --> 01:01:43,508
Ooh.
Ooh.

1258
01:01:43,510 --> 01:01:45,910
♪ Ooh, baby

1259
01:01:45,912 --> 01:01:49,347
♪ You know what
we're gonna do ♪

1260
01:01:49,349 --> 01:01:51,582
♪ It's time for makin' love ♪

1261
01:01:51,584 --> 01:01:52,784
Whoa!

1262
01:01:52,786 --> 01:01:53,951
♪ Just me and you

1263
01:01:53,953 --> 01:01:55,153
♪ Just me and you ♪

1264
01:01:55,155 --> 01:01:57,455
♪ Oh, baby

1265
01:01:57,457 --> 01:01:58,823
♪ You know what we came to do ♪

1266
01:01:58,825 --> 01:02:00,325
[BLOWS]
[LAUGHS]

1267
01:02:00,327 --> 01:02:03,861
Aww. Kantmiss.
♪ It's time for makin' love

1268
01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:04,829
♪ Just me and you Like that?

1269
01:02:04,831 --> 01:02:07,565
Yeah, love it!
I love it! Yeah!

1270
01:02:07,567 --> 01:02:11,035
Not her first trip
to the rodeo, eh?

1271
01:02:12,204 --> 01:02:14,572
Oh, yeah! Oh, Kantmiss!

1272
01:02:14,574 --> 01:02:16,207
Yeah! Oh!

1273
01:02:16,209 --> 01:02:18,276
Wow!
Whoa.

1274
01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:19,844
Ohh!
Ohh!

1275
01:02:19,846 --> 01:02:21,446
Oh, Peter, yes!

1276
01:02:21,448 --> 01:02:22,447
[SQUEAKING]

1277
01:02:22,449 --> 01:02:24,082
Score!
[SQUEAKING]

1278
01:02:25,117 --> 01:02:26,884
Even I don't get to do that!

1279
01:02:26,886 --> 01:02:28,653
Oh, give me your hand.
Oh, God.

1280
01:02:28,655 --> 01:02:29,654
Yes!

1281
01:02:29,656 --> 01:02:31,422
Ride the donkey. Yes!

1282
01:02:31,424 --> 01:02:32,824
Ohh! Ohh!

1283
01:02:32,826 --> 01:02:36,027
And it's
even better in 3-D.

1284
01:02:36,029 --> 01:02:38,596
♪ 'Cause now that you're here ♪

1285
01:02:38,598 --> 01:02:39,731
♪ I'm gonna...

1286
01:02:39,733 --> 01:02:41,532
Ooh.
Ooh.

1287
01:02:41,534 --> 01:02:43,801
♪ Oh, baby ♪ Yeah

1288
01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:46,170
PETER: District 12!
♪ You know what we're gonna do

1289
01:02:46,172 --> 01:02:50,041
That's it!
♪ It's time for makin' love

1290
01:02:50,043 --> 01:02:51,075
Ooh.
Ooh.

1291
01:02:51,077 --> 01:02:52,710
♪ Just me and you Ahh.

1292
01:02:52,712 --> 01:02:54,445
♪ Whoa, oh, whoa

1293
01:02:54,447 --> 01:02:56,147
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1294
01:03:12,965 --> 01:03:14,565
Thanks again for last night.

1295
01:03:14,567 --> 01:03:15,833
Now that you're better,

1296
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,201
we have to go out there.

1297
01:03:19,271 --> 01:03:22,774
We have to kill Marco so we can
both win the game and go home.

1298
01:03:24,209 --> 01:03:26,110
I... I would, but...

1299
01:03:26,112 --> 01:03:28,513
I think the infection's
starting to come back.

1300
01:03:28,515 --> 01:03:30,348
Don't push it!
[SQUEALS]

1301
01:03:35,788 --> 01:03:36,988
Where do you think
you're going?

1302
01:03:36,990 --> 01:03:39,090
You can't go in there!

1303
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,688
Whoa! Did you... Ha!

1304
01:04:10,690 --> 01:04:11,756
[CROWD MURMURING]

1305
01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:13,191
He's right there.

1306
01:04:13,193 --> 01:04:14,892
When are they gonna
kill each other already?

1307
01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:16,961
I'm getting bored.
Me, too.

1308
01:04:24,670 --> 01:04:25,870
Aah!

1309
01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:32,877
It's time to end this
once and for all.

1310
01:04:32,879 --> 01:04:34,412
Siri.
[BEEP]

1311
01:04:34,414 --> 01:04:36,013
Dang!
What you need now?

1312
01:04:36,015 --> 01:04:37,882
Let's have a grand finale.

1313
01:04:37,884 --> 01:04:39,484
Send in the big guns.

1314
01:04:58,570 --> 01:05:00,304
Oh, shit.

1315
01:05:04,843 --> 01:05:07,445
I'll give you a war
you wouldn't believe.

1316
01:05:08,514 --> 01:05:10,481
<i>Hasta la vista, baby.</i>

1317
01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:12,884
Yippie-ki-yay...

1318
01:05:12,886 --> 01:05:15,086
[GASPS] Oh.

1319
01:05:15,088 --> 01:05:17,755
Damn it. I don't
have a catchphrase.

1320
01:05:17,757 --> 01:05:21,492
Ha ha ha!
I have so many of them.

1321
01:05:21,494 --> 01:05:22,627
I'll be back.

1322
01:05:22,629 --> 01:05:24,495
You know what I mean, Chuck?

1323
01:05:24,497 --> 01:05:25,796
No.

1324
01:05:25,798 --> 01:05:27,498
Because I'm Chuck Norris,

1325
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,067
and catchphrases need me!

1326
01:05:30,069 --> 01:05:31,602
Enh.

1327
01:05:31,604 --> 01:05:32,937
Why don't you shut up,

1328
01:05:32,939 --> 01:05:35,373
you smarty-pants wisenheimer
piece of shit?!

1329
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,374
Let's just kill 'em.

1330
01:05:36,376 --> 01:05:37,542
[GASPS] Oh.

1331
01:05:37,544 --> 01:05:39,176
[CROWD GASPS]

1332
01:05:39,178 --> 01:05:40,778
Ready!

1333
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:42,346
[GASPING]

1334
01:05:43,849 --> 01:05:45,316
Aim.

1335
01:05:45,318 --> 01:05:46,551
Yes!

1336
01:05:46,553 --> 01:05:48,786
Yo, Adrian!

1337
01:05:48,788 --> 01:05:50,922
Fire!
[SCREAMS]

1338
01:05:50,924 --> 01:05:52,857
[GUNFIRE]

1339
01:05:52,859 --> 01:05:54,358
[GROANING]

1340
01:06:03,335 --> 01:06:05,169
[ALL SIGH]

1341
01:06:05,171 --> 01:06:05,970
Gah!

1342
01:06:05,972 --> 01:06:07,972
[SIGHS]

1343
01:06:09,274 --> 01:06:10,274
Dale?

1344
01:06:11,276 --> 01:06:12,376
Dale?

1345
01:06:12,378 --> 01:06:14,178
What's going on
with you and this guy?

1346
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:16,981
I'll talk to you
about it later.

1347
01:06:16,983 --> 01:06:18,349
I saw you kiss him.

1348
01:06:18,351 --> 01:06:19,317
[CHUCKLES]

1349
01:06:19,319 --> 01:06:21,719
I am in the middle
of a death match.

1350
01:06:21,721 --> 01:06:22,920
Do you like him?

1351
01:06:22,922 --> 01:06:24,922
Dale, you are embarrassing me.

1352
01:06:24,924 --> 01:06:26,757
Go home.
Nyah.

1353
01:06:26,759 --> 01:06:28,859
No! If anyone
should leave...

1354
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:30,094
he should.

1355
01:06:30,096 --> 01:06:33,664
Okay. Yeah.
I-I'll leave.

1356
01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:35,566
Now, Dale!
Fine.

1357
01:06:35,568 --> 01:06:36,968
Fine!

1358
01:06:36,970 --> 01:06:40,504
But I'm changing my
Facebook status to single.

1359
01:06:46,011 --> 01:06:47,712
Sorry about that.

1360
01:06:47,714 --> 01:06:49,547
He's always been really clingy.

1361
01:06:49,549 --> 01:06:51,582
That's cool.

1362
01:06:51,584 --> 01:06:53,718
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]

1363
01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:56,120
Unbelievable.

1364
01:06:56,122 --> 01:06:58,389
What are you
gonna do, Kantmiss?

1365
01:06:58,391 --> 01:07:00,858
You shoot and miss,
lover boy here is dead.

1366
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:01,859
[WHIMPERS]

1367
01:07:01,861 --> 01:07:02,960
Yes!

1368
01:07:02,962 --> 01:07:04,028
[LAUGHS]

1369
01:07:04,030 --> 01:07:05,229
[SIGHS]

1370
01:07:07,699 --> 01:07:09,433
[MURMURING]

1371
01:07:09,435 --> 01:07:10,468
No, no, no, no!

1372
01:07:10,470 --> 01:07:11,969
[MURMURING]

1373
01:07:18,677 --> 01:07:19,744
Huh?
Huh?

1374
01:07:25,584 --> 01:07:26,751
Yeah.

1375
01:07:27,953 --> 01:07:29,420
Yeah.

1376
01:07:33,058 --> 01:07:34,625
Oh!
Oh!

1377
01:07:36,795 --> 01:07:38,629
That'll work.

1378
01:07:38,631 --> 01:07:42,600
[CHEERING]

1379
01:07:42,602 --> 01:07:44,402
How about that, Cleaver?

1380
01:07:44,404 --> 01:07:48,572
Against all odds,
they've done it. They've won.

1381
01:07:48,574 --> 01:07:49,874
Yay.

1382
01:07:49,876 --> 01:07:52,043
[CHEERING CONTINUES] Whew!

1383
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,378
Peter, we won.

1384
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:56,580
We survived!

1385
01:08:00,886 --> 01:08:02,053
We're both going home.

1386
01:08:02,055 --> 01:08:04,255
[CHEERING CONTINUES]

1387
01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:09,827
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

1388
01:08:09,829 --> 01:08:11,295
SELECA:
Attention, contestants.

1389
01:08:11,297 --> 01:08:14,799
There has been
yet another rule change.

1390
01:08:14,801 --> 01:08:16,634
[CHEERING QUIETS]

1391
01:08:18,770 --> 01:08:21,038
[MURMURING]

1392
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,873
And if you're thinking
what I'm thinking,

1393
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,141
you're right.

1394
01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:27,445
There again
can be only one winner.

1395
01:08:27,447 --> 01:08:29,847
[LAUGHS]

1396
01:08:29,849 --> 01:08:31,082
Good luck.

1397
01:08:35,721 --> 01:08:37,755
What if we don't give
'em the satisfaction?

1398
01:08:42,861 --> 01:08:44,428
What if we both kill ourselves

1399
01:08:44,430 --> 01:08:46,464
and there are no victors?

1400
01:08:46,466 --> 01:08:48,399
[SIGHS]

1401
01:08:49,301 --> 01:08:51,135
We'll ruin the Games,

1402
01:08:51,137 --> 01:08:53,871
and we'll show
th-that the Capital,

1403
01:08:53,873 --> 01:08:55,406
they can't control us!

1404
01:08:57,743 --> 01:09:00,411
I found these poisonous
berries in the woods.

1405
01:09:01,246 --> 01:09:04,281
W-We can eat them
a-and die.

1406
01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:09,220
[ALL GASP]

1407
01:09:10,055 --> 01:09:11,756
Shit ain't personal,

1408
01:09:11,758 --> 01:09:14,558
strictly business, ya dig?

1409
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:19,196
[CHEERING]

1410
01:09:20,398 --> 01:09:21,999
[LAUGHS]

1411
01:09:22,001 --> 01:09:24,268
Whaah! Whoa!
[BOWL SHATTERS]

1412
01:09:29,074 --> 01:09:30,808
SIRI: Fuck me!

1413
01:09:38,316 --> 01:09:40,451
Best Starving Games ever!

1414
01:09:46,358 --> 01:09:48,259
It's a nice shot, Kantmiss.

1415
01:09:49,294 --> 01:09:50,628
What're you doing here?

1416
01:09:50,630 --> 01:09:51,862
I practically show up

1417
01:09:51,864 --> 01:09:52,997
at the end of every movie.

1418
01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:55,332
Superhero movies, yeah, but...

1419
01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:57,668
Well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

1420
01:09:57,670 --> 01:10:00,070
We could use
some fresh, young blood.

1421
01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:02,006
I mean, shit!

1422
01:10:02,008 --> 01:10:04,575
Just how many sequels
to "Iron Man,"

1423
01:10:04,577 --> 01:10:07,778
"Thor" and "Captain America"
can we make, right?

1424
01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:09,914
And you're pretty handy
with that bow and arrow.

1425
01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:11,882
HAWKEYE: Ahem!

1426
01:10:11,884 --> 01:10:13,517
Uh, Nick, the, uh,

1427
01:10:13,519 --> 01:10:15,186
bow and arrow
is sort of my thing.

1428
01:10:15,188 --> 01:10:17,221
Shut your ass, Hawkeye!

1429
01:10:17,223 --> 01:10:19,456
You're lucky you
even in the Avengers!

1430
01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:21,158
Yeah, but...
And don't you think

1431
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,693
for one goddamn minute

1432
01:10:22,695 --> 01:10:25,162
that Marvel is gonna
spin off your character!

1433
01:10:25,164 --> 01:10:27,665
"Hawkeye, colon,

1434
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:30,467
The Avenger Nobody
Gives a Shit About,"

1435
01:10:30,469 --> 01:10:34,839
will definitely not be coming
soon to a theater near you!

1436
01:10:34,841 --> 01:10:37,474
[SOBS]
[LAUGHS]

1437
01:10:37,476 --> 01:10:40,144
Burn!

1438
01:10:40,146 --> 01:10:41,145
Burn.
[SIZZLES]

1439
01:10:41,147 --> 01:10:42,146
Ow.

1440
01:10:42,148 --> 01:10:44,048
Oh, stop being such a cherry!

1441
01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:45,649
So what do you say, Kantmiss?

1442
01:10:45,651 --> 01:10:47,251
I'm in.

1443
01:10:48,386 --> 01:10:50,754
But, um, I'm kind of hungry.

1444
01:10:50,756 --> 01:10:52,890
Do you mind if we get
something to eat first?

1445
01:10:52,892 --> 01:10:54,825
Let's go get some shawarma.

1446
01:10:54,827 --> 01:10:57,828
[LAUGHS]

1447
01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,530
Avengers assemble!

1448
01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:01,799
Wait, don't step off those...

1449
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:08,806
Oops.

1450
01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:13,344
[AIR HORN SOUNDS]

1451
01:11:13,346 --> 01:11:16,080
Oh! You know
what that sound means?

1452
01:11:16,082 --> 01:11:20,684
Bob's Post-Game Bloopers.

1453
01:11:20,686 --> 01:11:22,653
♪ Move

1454
01:11:22,655 --> 01:11:23,520
♪ Move

1455
01:11:23,522 --> 01:11:24,889
Aah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1456
01:11:24,891 --> 01:11:26,190
♪ Move...

1457
01:11:26,192 --> 01:11:27,191
[LAUGHTER]

1458
01:11:27,193 --> 01:11:28,192
Good.

1459
01:11:28,194 --> 01:11:29,693
Blooper reel.

1460
01:11:29,695 --> 01:11:32,296
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

1461
01:11:32,298 --> 01:11:33,530
♪ It's time
to rock the house... ♪

1462
01:11:33,532 --> 01:11:34,331
Ohh.

1463
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,734
[SNORTS] Sorry.

1464
01:11:36,736 --> 01:11:38,836
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
♪ Move...

1465
01:11:38,838 --> 01:11:40,004
[LAUGHS]

1466
01:11:40,006 --> 01:11:42,006
[LAUGHTER]

1467
01:11:42,008 --> 01:11:44,041
Blooper reel!

1468
01:11:44,043 --> 01:11:45,609
Cutting!
Yeah!

1469
01:11:45,611 --> 01:11:46,911
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house... ♪

1470
01:11:46,913 --> 01:11:47,912
Oh.

1471
01:11:47,914 --> 01:11:49,780
And the wig is down.

1472
01:11:49,782 --> 01:11:51,382
Okay. I'm sorry.

1473
01:11:51,384 --> 01:11:53,350
I gotta get
more excited about you.

1474
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:55,185
[CHUCKLES] Let's do it.

1475
01:11:55,187 --> 01:11:56,620
Touch my leg.

1476
01:11:56,622 --> 01:11:57,621
Here we go.

1477
01:11:57,623 --> 01:11:58,622
Dude, stop.

1478
01:11:58,624 --> 01:11:59,823
[LAUGHS]

1479
01:11:59,825 --> 01:12:01,625
Prank, take one.

1480
01:12:01,627 --> 01:12:02,593
Ohh!

1481
01:12:02,595 --> 01:12:05,329
[DALE LAUGHS] Look at you!

1482
01:12:06,264 --> 01:12:09,333
Dale, that's romantic and all.

1483
01:12:09,335 --> 01:12:10,601
[LAUGHS]

1484
01:12:10,603 --> 01:12:13,871
[LAUGHTER]

1485
01:12:13,873 --> 01:12:16,206
Yes, why don't you
give me a little dance?

1486
01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:17,308
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪

1487
01:12:17,310 --> 01:12:18,575
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪

1488
01:12:18,577 --> 01:12:19,944
♪ Boom, chika, boom,
boom, chika be ♪

1489
01:12:19,946 --> 01:12:22,179
On the down, not the up.

1490
01:12:22,181 --> 01:12:23,347
♪ Be, chika, boom chik

1491
01:12:23,349 --> 01:12:24,682
That's good.
Now like a penguin.

1492
01:12:24,684 --> 01:12:25,883
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪

1493
01:12:25,885 --> 01:12:27,518
♪ Boom, chika, boo...

1494
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,987
That's the worst penguin I've ever seen.
Do it again.

1495
01:12:29,989 --> 01:12:31,388
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪

1496
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:34,458
Do you like watching Pygmies?

1497
01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:37,161
Oh, yeah. Oh.
That looks good.

1498
01:12:37,163 --> 01:12:38,796
Look at that dripping.

1499
01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,131
I just got my back waxed.

1500
01:12:41,133 --> 01:12:43,000
[LAUGHS] I'm sorry.

1501
01:12:43,002 --> 01:12:44,435
Kick.
Hah!

1502
01:12:45,870 --> 01:12:47,137
Sorry.

1503
01:12:47,139 --> 01:12:48,238
I kicked your ass.

1504
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,506
No, that's fine.
Don't...

1505
01:12:49,508 --> 01:12:51,775
♪ It's time
to rock the house... ♪

1506
01:12:51,777 --> 01:12:55,546
[LAUGHTER]

1507
01:12:55,548 --> 01:12:58,182
WOMAN: And this
is my sidekick.

1508
01:12:58,184 --> 01:12:59,950
Mother pus.
What'd I say?

1509
01:12:59,952 --> 01:13:01,018
With me.

1510
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:02,353
And this is...
[LAUGHS]

1511
01:13:02,355 --> 01:13:03,854
Shh.
...my sidekick.

1512
01:13:03,856 --> 01:13:04,822
And this is my sidekick.

1513
01:13:04,824 --> 01:13:06,490
Yeah. That's funny.
You got one line.

1514
01:13:06,492 --> 01:13:09,526
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]

1515
01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:14,565
You do.

1516
01:13:15,567 --> 01:13:17,301
Ready?

1517
01:13:17,303 --> 01:13:20,971
And I have
another Tess Tickles.

1518
01:13:20,973 --> 01:13:22,406
I need to see a bi...

1519
01:13:22,408 --> 01:13:24,408
No, it's not,
"I need to see."

1520
01:13:24,410 --> 01:13:27,211
Stop hiding, and show me...

1521
01:13:27,213 --> 01:13:29,179
God damn it.

1522
01:13:29,181 --> 01:13:32,416
I need a pair of Tess Tickles!

1523
01:13:33,585 --> 01:13:34,585
Shit.

1524
01:13:35,387 --> 01:13:36,820
For bug zapper.

1525
01:13:36,822 --> 01:13:38,355
Contact.

1526
01:13:38,357 --> 01:13:39,357
Contact.
Contact. Contact.

1527
01:13:39,358 --> 01:13:40,691
Uh-oh.

1528
01:13:41,726 --> 01:13:43,460
Hold on.

1529
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:44,995
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

1530
01:13:44,997 --> 01:13:46,897
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock ♪

1531
01:13:46,899 --> 01:13:48,732
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

1532
01:13:48,734 --> 01:13:50,901
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪

1533
01:13:50,903 --> 01:13:52,669
[LAUGHS] I'm sorry.

1534
01:13:52,671 --> 01:13:55,039
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock... ♪

1535
01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:57,975
A partially eaten pickle.

1536
01:14:01,146 --> 01:14:02,546
So happy Starving Games,

1537
01:14:02,548 --> 01:14:05,749
and may the odds
be never in your favor.

1538
01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:09,153
That is the worst pickle
I've ever had.

1539
01:14:09,155 --> 01:14:10,888
[LAUGHTER]

1540
01:14:10,890 --> 01:14:13,857
We have to kill Marco
and win the games.

1541
01:14:13,859 --> 01:14:15,025
Sorry. Ahh. Sorry.

1542
01:14:15,027 --> 01:14:17,361
We have to kill Marco
so we can both go home

1543
01:14:17,363 --> 01:14:19,396
and win the ga...
God damn it. Sorry.

1544
01:14:19,398 --> 01:14:21,231
♪ Move [LAUGHING]

1545
01:14:21,233 --> 01:14:23,000
♪ Move

1546
01:14:23,002 --> 01:14:25,302
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock... ♪

1547
01:14:25,304 --> 01:14:27,204
♪ Move [SPUTTERS]

1548
01:14:27,206 --> 01:14:28,439
[LAUGHTER]

1549
01:14:28,441 --> 01:14:30,974
♪ Move

1550
01:14:30,976 --> 01:14:32,776
♪ Move

1551
01:14:32,778 --> 01:14:34,545
[LAUGHTER]

1552
01:14:35,647 --> 01:14:37,114
Wow, that's amazing.

1553
01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:40,217
That is good.
What is that?

1554
01:14:40,219 --> 01:14:41,752
It's a divine mixture

1555
01:14:41,754 --> 01:14:45,055
of fox blood and bear [BLEEP].

1556
01:14:45,057 --> 01:14:48,759
Delicious. Right?

1557
01:14:48,761 --> 01:14:50,394
Hey!

1558
01:14:50,396 --> 01:14:51,962
[LAUGHS]

1559
01:14:51,964 --> 01:14:54,998
[LAUGHTER]

1560
01:14:56,768 --> 01:14:57,901
Hey, Phil, stay down there

1561
01:14:57,903 --> 01:15:01,004
and put your finger
in his mouth.

1562
01:15:01,006 --> 01:15:03,540
Okay. We're done.

1563
01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,375
We're done with this.

1564
01:15:05,377 --> 01:15:07,578
[LAUGHTER]

1565
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:08,812
Blooper reel.

1566
01:15:08,814 --> 01:15:10,147
Blooper reel.

1567
01:15:10,149 --> 01:15:11,148
Cutting!

1568
01:15:12,283 --> 01:15:13,283
♪ Move

1569
01:15:13,285 --> 01:15:14,451
♪ Move, move, move

1570
01:15:14,453 --> 01:15:15,819
♪ Move

1571
01:15:18,256 --> 01:15:20,457
[INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]