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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ You know
you done me wrong ♫

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♫ You stole my wife and gone ♫

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ I'm gonna kill you
just for fun ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ I'm gonna kill you
just for fun ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ I'm gonna kill you
just for fun ♫

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♫ The bugs can have you
when I'm done ♫

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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[Sighs]

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Moron.

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Putz, where are they biting?

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Pop says he spotted catfish hunter

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down at Indian slough.

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Catfish hunter?

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Maybe this is the year we catch him.

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Where do you get that "we" crap?

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You got a mouse in your pocket?

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That fish belongs to me.

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I'll let you visit him
when he's mounted on my wall.

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Honey? You forgot
your thermos.

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Hi, Ariel.

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Hi!

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♫ You messed with my wife,
you rascal, you ♫

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♫ You messed
with my wife ♫

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♫ And now I'm
gonna take your life ♫

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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That's my fish!

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You son of a...

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♫ I'm gonna kill you
just for fun ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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♫ I'm gonna kill you
just for fun ♫

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♫ The bugs can have you
when I'm done ♫

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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Talk about him, Joey!

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♫ I'll be glad
when you're dead ♫

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♫ You rascal, you ♫

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Oh, that's it.

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Come on.
Just one good bite.

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Yes! And I got you!

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yes!

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Oh, no.

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Oh, damn.

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Here comes another man around third.

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He will be held up.

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Castaldo with a double...

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Hey!

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Hey, dickhead!

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Turn that radio down!

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You're scaring all the fish away.

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He played in the twin cities

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for the Minneapolis Millers
before going to Boston.

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We'll have another look.

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Turn the damn radio down, will you?

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Went out and got it...

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who put a bug up your ass?

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I saw him.

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Catfish hunter?

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Right after I dropped anchor,

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he stuck his head up over by that log.

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He just looked at me, smiled,

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and swam down into the mud.

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He smiled?

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Yeah.

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Whew!

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Holey Moley. How big is he this year?

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He's the size of a goddamn Buick,

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and I would have had him
caught if you hadn't shown up.

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You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker.

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How is your sister by the way?

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Ha ha ha!

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Oh, ho! Hee! Ha!

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I saw Sven down at the dam.

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He says there's a rumor going
around that Rick Ragetti's cousin

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is coming down from St. Paul
to buy Chuck's bait.

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Oh, an Italian running Chuck's, huh?

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Yeah. We'll have the first
mob-run bait shop in Wabasha.

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What the Hell are you doing?

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I was here first.

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I got just as much right to be here as you do.

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You got bad luck.

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I don't want you infecting my spot.

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Hitting .368...

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Find your own damn fishing hole!

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Holey Moley, you got a fart in your brain?

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And turn that down!

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Where are you going?

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Not far.

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What's the matter with that guy?

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He's getting goofier every year.

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You don't have the balls to take me on anymore!

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Ariel's had you neutered!

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Come on! Let's see what
you're made of, you...

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aah!

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Let that be a lesson to you!

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You putz!

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All right, you chicken-livered schmear!

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Aah!

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Get out of here!

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Isn't it beautiful?

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Hmm? Oh.

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The lava lamp?

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Ha ha!

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The angel.

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Ariel says he watches over the house.

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Yeah, well, don't get too used to him.

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Our house will be ready soon,

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and then we're out of here.

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How long have you been up?

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For a while.

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Yeah?

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Mm-hmm.

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What have you been doing?

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Watching you.

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What?

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Ha ha!

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I'm up!

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Yes! You are.

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Morning, honey.

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Why don't you go downstairs?

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I'll be right out to make you breakfast.

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She hates me.

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She doesn't hate you.

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She just doesn't like you very much.

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Mm-hmm.

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I thought I'd check out

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some reception halls for the wedding today.

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Oh. Uh...

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I forgot to tell you, I talked to pop,

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and he's already booked a place.

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He did?
Yeah.

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That's great!
Did he get the Radisson in La Crosse?

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Oh, no.

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The Pepin dance hall?

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That would have been great, but no.

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The majestic ballroom.

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Not even close.

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What's left?

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Slippery's tavern.

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Ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha!

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You're serious.

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I know it's not what we wanted.

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No, no. It's always been my dream
to have my wedding reception

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in a bar where you can pick
peanut shells off the floor.

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First of all, it's a tavern.

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It's a bar.

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Okay. I'll call him.
He'll cancel.

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We'll find our own place.

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No, forget it.
Are you sure?

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Yeah. It was my idea to let
them help plan the wedding.

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I gotta tell you, it was a great idea.

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It's nice to see them getting along for a change.

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It's amazing how well they're getting along.

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Ah. Ha!

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Ha?

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You didn't win.
I quit.

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I got better things to do than
dick around with you all day.

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Really? What?

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We got a wedding to plan,
bonehead. Remember?

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How could I forget?

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See you later, John.

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See you later, Max.

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Hey, pop.

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Shush! He's here.

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What? Catfish hunter?

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By the sand bar.

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You know that damn fish

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is older than I am?

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Thanks.

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Mmm. What the...

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What the Hell is this?

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What?
That's light beer.

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Gee. I weigh
90 goddamn pounds,

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and you bring me this sloppin' foam?

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Ariel's got me on a diet

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because the doc said my
cholesterol's a little too high.

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Let me tell you something now, Johnny.

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Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old.

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Yeah.

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And I never exercised a day of my life.

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Every morning, I wake up,

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and I smoke a cigarette,

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and then I eat 5 strips of bacon.

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And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich,

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and for a midday snack...

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Bacon?

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Bacon! A whole
damn plate,

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and I usually drink my dinner.

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Now, according to all of them flab-belly experts,

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I should have took a dirt nap,

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like, 30 years ago,

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but each year comes and goes,

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and I'm still here...

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Ha! And they
keep dying.

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You know?

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Sometimes I wonder

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if God forgot about me.

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It just goes to show you, huh?

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What?

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Huh?

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It goes to show you what?

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What the Hell are you talking about?

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You said you drink beer, you eat bacon,

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and you smoke cigarettes,

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and you outlive most of the experts.

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Yeah?

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I thought maybe there's a moral.

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No, there ain't no moral.

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I just like that story.

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That's all.

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I like that story.

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Good afternoon.

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Oh, it's good to see you, too.

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Aren't you beautiful today?

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Are you thirsty?
Huh?

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Oh, there we go.
Drink up.

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Yeah. Drink up.

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That's right.

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Ooh, there we go.
There we go.

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Drink up.

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Hi, Ariel.

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Oh, hi!

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Isn't it a glorious afternoon?

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It's not bad.

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You Okay?
Feeling all right?

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Splendid. Why?

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I couldn't help noticing that you
were talking to the flowers.

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Well, plants and flowers

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are living organisms, and...

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And they respond to voice and touch,

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just like any other creature would.

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You should try it yourself sometime.

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I got a cactus in my bathroom,

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but we got nothing to say to each other.

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Oh.

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Ha ha!
I better get going.

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Max.

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Yes.

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Listen, I'm, uh...

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Look, I'm cooking Cantonese tonight.

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Why don't you join us?

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I already made other plans.

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Are you sure?

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Thanks anyway.
Appreciate it.

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What happens when Bonnie and Clyde

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turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie?

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Lesbian bandits, next on Geraldo.

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Oh! Lesbians. Yummy.

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Wait.

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Would you...

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Yeah, but I like those.

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Can I do this?

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No, no, no, no.

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You got to wait.

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Ha ha ha!

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Why don't we just

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put everything in here?

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Throw it all in there.
Chop it up.

273
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,449
Ha ha ha!

274
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,952
Need to borrow a Phillips screwdriver.

275
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,454
Oh, hi, Jacob.
You been here long?

276
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,956
Mmm, no.

277
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:48,957
Phillips.

278
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,959
Pop, don't you think it's time

279
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,460
you start dating again?

280
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,461
Who with?

281
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,463
I happen to know Florence
Gilbert at the rotary club

282
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,965
thinks you're quite a catch.

283
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,467
She looks like Ernest Borgnine.

284
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,969
Is that such a bad thing?

285
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:01,970
Yeah.

286
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,471
What about Jane Clark?

287
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,474
Jane of the jungle! Got more body hair than I do.

288
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,978
She's a fur-bearing mammal, for God's sakes!

289
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,479
Doris Zabrinski, huh?

290
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480
I know she's heavy,

291
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,983
but she loves to fish.

292
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,485
Doris Zabrinski is dead.

293
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:18,987
She is?

294
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,490
She choked to death on a stack of pancakes

295
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,995
2 weeks ago at the lions club charity breakfast.

296
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:27,996
Wow.

297
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:32,000
I think it's how she would have wanted to go.

298
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,501
Pop.

299
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,502
Yeah.

300
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,503
Listen to me.

301
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,501
You can't sit around waiting for another Ariel

302
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,007
to walk into your life.

303
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,013
Thanks for the Phillips.

304
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,515
Jacob.

305
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,019
What?

306
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,021
Remember, when you were a kid,

307
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,024
your mother baked that
rhubarb pie for my birthday?

308
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,028
She swelled up like a balloon,

309
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,529
broke out in hives.

310
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,532
She didn't know she was allergic to rhubarb.

311
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,035
Oh, she knew.
She baked it anyway

312
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,537
'cause she knew it was my favorite.

313
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,040
What made you think of that, pop?

314
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,541
I don't know.

315
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:17,045
I think about things like that all the time.

316
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,051
Hey, pop.

317
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,553
Are you all right?

318
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,056
Would you get out of here and
let me watch my program?

319
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,557
And close the door when you go

320
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,560
because I don't want those mosquitoes coming in.

321
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,062
They're crazy about

322
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,064
my macaroni and cheese dish.

323
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,864
Hello?

324
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,379
Anybody here?

325
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,388
Ohh!

326
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,890
[Yelling in Italian]

327
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,392
My name is Max gold... Goldman.

328
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,894
Out! Out!

329
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,395
Take it easy.

330
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,397
Look, relax.
Would you relax?

331
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,901
Mama!

332
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,904
Mama!

333
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,405
What are you doing?

334
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,407
I'm-a gonna whack him!

335
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,409
Put it down!

336
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,911
He tried to steal the vino Rosso!

337
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,914
You think everyone is trying
steal the vino Rosso!

338
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,915
They are!

339
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,917
This is a small town.

340
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,919
You can trust people here.

341
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,921
Like Antonio?

342
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,424
Next time he touch-a vino,

343
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,928
I whack his head like a melone!

344
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,929
Holey Moley.

345
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,430
I'm so sorry.

346
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,431
Scusi, but my mother

347
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,435
is a little bit too protective of the wine.

348
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,939
Yeah. So I noticed!
Ha ha ha!

349
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,442
She crushed the grapes herself back in Palermo.

350
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,444
It's a rare vintage...

351
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,446
With unique bouquet.

352
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,448
Is that a nice way of saying

353
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,450
that the wine smells like your mama's feet?

354
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,953
No, no, no.

355
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,954
I...I was, uh...

356
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,956
My name's Goldman.
Max Goldman.

357
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,458
I live in the area here.

358
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,461
Maria Sophia Colleta ragetti.

359
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,964
Ah.
That's quite a name.

360
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,465
Mm-hmm.

361
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,466
Ragetti!

362
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,968
Ragetti.

363
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,970
You're spaghetti Ragetti's cousin!

364
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,972
Yeah.
Why so surprised?

365
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,474
Holey Moley.
Well, I thought...

366
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,976
I thought...

367
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,979
I was expecting someone that looked like Rick.

368
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,480
How's that?

369
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,482
You know, fat, hairy, homely...

370
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,985
But you're not so fat.

371
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,487
You're a smooth
talker, Mr. Goldman.

372
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,989
Ha! There's more

373
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,991
where that came from, miss ragetti.

374
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,494
So when is the bait shop

375
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,496
going to be back in business?

376
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,998
Uh...bait shop?

377
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,499
What is a bait shop?

378
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,002
That's what we call it in Minnesota.

379
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,504
What do you call it where you come from?

380
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,006
Oh, we call it,

381
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,507
I think, ristorante.

382
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,508
Ristorante.
Mm-hmm.

383
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,010
Ristorante?

384
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,513
You mean you're going to
turn this into a restaurant?

385
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,515
Si.

386
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,517
No. You can't
be serious.

387
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,019
Why not?

388
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,021
Well, there's going to be

389
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,524
a lot of noise, people coming, driving with cars.

390
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,026
You'll scare all the fish away.

391
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,528
This is the land of 10,000 lakes.

392
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,030
Go find another one.

393
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,531
You're wasting your time, miss ragetti.

394
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,033
I'm telling you,

395
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,536
people aren't going to come
down here for I-talian

396
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,039
when we got a Chuck E. Cheese
right in town.

397
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,042
Listen, I don't know this cheese person,

398
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,543
but Ragetti's will be

399
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,545
a romantic, lake-front ristorante.

400
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,547
It will be special, classy...

401
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,051
somewhere you would never go.

402
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,055
Oh, you can say that again.

403
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,556
Via.
There's much to do

404
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,058
before the opening of my ristorante.

405
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,559
Bait shop.

406
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,061
Ristorante.

407
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,062
Bait-a shop-ee!

408
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,563
Ristorante!

409
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,066
Ristorante, ho detto!

410
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,568
Hai capito?
Ristorante!

411
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,577
You should have let me whack him.

412
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,079
Yeah.

413
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,219
I'm done.

414
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,222
Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon.

415
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,224
Well, you can wish in one hand

416
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,226
and crap in the other

417
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,729
and see which gets filled first.

418
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,731
This wagon's got to get filled first.

419
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,733
I'll be back.

420
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,736
Well, pick me up a pack of camels!

421
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,738
All right.
You got it.

422
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,742
Ah...ooh.

423
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,749
Hey!

424
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,252
Hey, you need a hand
with that? Huh?

425
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,755
My name's Gustafson.

426
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:48,259
Il mio Nome e Francesca Ragetti.

427
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,261
Hoo hoo hoo!
Italian girl!

428
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,764
What do you say we go back to my place?

429
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,767
I'll show you my cannelloni.

430
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,770
Huh?

431
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,775
Ooh.

432
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,776
Hi, Chris.

433
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,777
Hi. How you doing?

434
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,778
Fine.

435
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,783
Ah!

436
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,284
Ooh!

437
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,786
Ox!

438
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,291
Nag!

439
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,796
Hey, moron.

440
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,298
Putz, where you been? I've
been looking all over for you.

441
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,800
Why?
What's so important?

442
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,301
That!

443
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,805
Ugh!

444
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,812
Jeez, Louise, who is that?

445
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,814
That's spaghetti Ragetti's cousin.

446
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,316
You mean she's going to be running the bait shop?

447
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,818
Ristorante.

448
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,819
Huh?

449
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,320
And you can forget about

450
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,322
leaving your boat down there.

451
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,824
It's all private property.

452
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,827
Chuck would be spinning in his grave if he knew.

453
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,328
You can say that again.

454
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,831
I guess there's nothing much we can do.

455
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,834
You're going to stand there and let this happen?

456
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,335
Well, what am I...

457
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,337
I've been fishing that spot
ever since I'm 5 years old.

458
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,839
It's all I got left.

459
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,841
I know, but what am I going to do about it?

460
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,343
We got to come up with a plan.

461
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,346
We got to find a way to put
the kibosh on all this mess.

462
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,348
Well...

463
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,853
It's Okay!
I'm a doctor!

464
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,855
Oh, sounds like Dad's using

465
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,806
his "free exam" trick again.

466
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,309
You got to stick with what works.

467
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,312
Listen, ask Jacob if he can pull some strings

468
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:32,813
with the city council.

469
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,815
Find out what day this ristorante

470
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,318
is supposed to have its health inspection.

471
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,820
I think I got an idea.

472
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,823
That's...
That's good thinking.

473
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,809
Dad!

474
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,080
Max is right. Our fishing
spot's going to be ruined.

475
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,582
They may as well drain the whole damn lake.

476
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,583
Stop moving.

477
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,585
You know the sign she put up, honey?

478
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,588
"Parking for restaurant customers only."

479
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,590
Just a little while longer.

480
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,093
Maybe they'll have a big
grease fire in the kitchen.

481
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,094
John!

482
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,595
A guy can dream, can't he?

483
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,098
You got to let this thing go, honey.

484
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,100
Got to let it go.

485
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,103
Chuck is gone, the bait shop
is gone, things move on,

486
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,605
and I suggest you do the same.

487
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,110
And stop fidgeting!

488
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,611
I don't know why the Hell

489
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,114
I ever let you talk me into doing this.

490
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,116
God if Max could see me now,

491
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,117
I'd never live it down.

492
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,120
Would you relax?
We're the only ones here.

493
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,622
There's nobody here except you and me.

494
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,124
Hmm.

495
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,553
Ha ha ha!

496
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,055
What a putz!

497
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,558
Will you look at that poor man?

498
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,561
Ha ha ha!

499
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:57,481
And then the mama bear said,

500
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,985
"somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!"

501
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,988
And finally, the baby bear

502
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:04,989
looked and he said,

503
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,491
"somebody's been sleeping in my bed,

504
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,994
and the bastard's
still there!"

505
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,495
Hee hee hee!

506
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:15,499
But Goldilocks had a Remington semiautomatic

507
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:19,503
with a scope and a hair trigger.

508
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,006
That's not the way it goes!

509
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,507
And that was the end...

510
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,009
Ha ha ha!

511
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,011
Of the 3 bears.

512
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:31,015
Sing me a lullaby.

513
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,017
Oh, it's too late.

514
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,518
Please?

515
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,519
All right.

516
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:41,520
♫ Stars shining bright
above you ♫

517
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,527
♫ Light breezes
seem to whisper ♫

518
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,528
♫ "I love you" ♫

519
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:49,533
♫ Birds singing
in the sycamore tree ♫

520
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,537
♫ Dream a little dream
of me ♫

521
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,540
♫ Say nighty-night ♫

522
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,042
♫ Kiss me ♫

523
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,044
♫ Just hug me tight ♫

524
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,047
♫ And tell me
you miss me ♫

525
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,550
♫ While stars
are shining ♫

526
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,553
♫ Bright as can be ♫

527
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:15,059
♫ Dream
a little dream of me ♫

528
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,102
Good night, sweet pea.

529
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,603
Good night.

530
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,607
Happy dreams.

531
00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:17,671
Okay, that leaves...

532
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:21,175
Uncle Willy sitting next to the plant lady.

533
00:24:21,176 --> 00:24:23,677
I'm not sticking the plant
lady next to your uncle Willy.

534
00:24:23,678 --> 00:24:24,678
Why not?

535
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,680
Because he's a groper.

536
00:24:26,681 --> 00:24:28,682
He'd be all over her.

537
00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:30,184
He's not a groper.

538
00:24:30,185 --> 00:24:32,186
He's a touchy-feely person.

539
00:24:32,187 --> 00:24:35,689
He's not gonna be touchy-feelying the plant lady.

540
00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:36,690
It's not like she's a close friend.

541
00:24:36,691 --> 00:24:38,192
We don't even know her name.

542
00:24:38,193 --> 00:24:40,194
"The plant lady."
What the Hell is that?

543
00:24:40,195 --> 00:24:42,696
It doesn't mean she's not important to me.

544
00:24:42,697 --> 00:24:43,697
Fine.

545
00:24:43,698 --> 00:24:45,199
Good.

546
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,701
Allie, honey, don't put the
quarter in your mouth.

547
00:24:47,702 --> 00:24:49,703
You're not my daddy.

548
00:24:49,704 --> 00:24:51,705
Hey, what do you got there, pop?

549
00:24:51,706 --> 00:24:53,707
A bacon sandwich.

550
00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:55,709
Kids, what are you doing?

551
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:57,207
Trying to finish the seating arrangement

552
00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:58,712
for the wedding reception.

553
00:24:58,713 --> 00:24:59,753
You don't have to do that.

554
00:25:00,215 --> 00:25:01,711
Max and I have already come up with a plan.

555
00:25:01,716 --> 00:25:04,218
Oh, no, Dad. You guys have
done way too much already.

556
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,721
Hello, children.

557
00:25:07,722 --> 00:25:08,722
Hey, moron.

558
00:25:08,723 --> 00:25:10,224
Putz.

559
00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:11,725
You, uh...

560
00:25:11,726 --> 00:25:13,227
Find the rat?

561
00:25:13,728 --> 00:25:15,729
No, but Allie said we could borrow sparky.

562
00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,232
What if he gets away?

563
00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:19,733
I made a leash.

564
00:25:19,734 --> 00:25:21,235
Good thinking.

565
00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:23,737
What do you guys want with sparky?

566
00:25:23,738 --> 00:25:26,740
Wait. I don't
want to know.

567
00:25:26,741 --> 00:25:28,242
It's men talk.

568
00:25:28,243 --> 00:25:29,743
See you later, huh?

569
00:25:29,744 --> 00:25:32,246
Allie, where's the quarter?

570
00:25:32,247 --> 00:25:34,248
Hee hee!

571
00:25:34,249 --> 00:25:35,749
Honey.

572
00:25:36,251 --> 00:25:38,252
Allie, did you swallow a quarter?

573
00:25:38,253 --> 00:25:39,253
I'll call the doctor.

574
00:25:39,254 --> 00:25:43,757
Relax. Kids swallow
quarters all the time.

575
00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:45,759
Really?
Sure.

576
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,263
If she craps out 2 dimes and a nickel,

577
00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:51,265
then you can start worrying, huh?

578
00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:54,268
Come here.
Say "ahh."

579
00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:03,777
Personally cleaned every little corner.

580
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:05,779
Just look.

581
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,281
Like a mirror.

582
00:26:07,282 --> 00:26:09,283
Miss ragetti, everything appears to be

583
00:26:09,284 --> 00:26:10,784
up to our standards.

584
00:26:11,286 --> 00:26:12,786
I'm very glad.

585
00:26:12,787 --> 00:26:15,789
Of course, appearances
can be...Deceiving.

586
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:18,292
Oh, Si. Si.

587
00:26:19,794 --> 00:26:21,295
What do you think?
Now?

588
00:26:21,296 --> 00:26:22,796
Unleash the beast.

589
00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:25,299
You will be wearing your hair net

590
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,301
when you're cooking for the public.

591
00:26:27,302 --> 00:26:29,303
[Whispering]
Say yes.

592
00:26:29,804 --> 00:26:32,306
[Speaking Italian]

593
00:26:32,307 --> 00:26:34,308
What did she say?

594
00:26:34,309 --> 00:26:37,311
She said, "yes, Sir.
Of course."

595
00:26:39,814 --> 00:26:41,315
Everything seems to be in order.

596
00:26:41,816 --> 00:26:42,816
Act rabid.

597
00:26:43,318 --> 00:26:46,320
Be rabid. Good luck
to you, you schmuck.

598
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:51,742
Aah!

599
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:52,743
What?

600
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,245
It's a rat!

601
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,247
A rat? Here?

602
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,748
Vermin infestation!

603
00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:58,749
I'm writing you up.

604
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,752
Wait, wait, wait!
It's a...

605
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:06,757
It's not a rat.
It's a...

606
00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,259
It's a Guinea pig.

607
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,760
A Guinea pig?

608
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,762
It's a Guinea pig.
Look.

609
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:14,265
What are the chances that a Guinea pig

610
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,767
would run through here on an inspection day?

611
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:18,269
Hmm?

612
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,272
Well, lately, I must say that the chances

613
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:23,274
are pretty good.

614
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,277
Uh-oh.

615
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:28,779
Ox.

616
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,281
Nag!

617
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,284
I don't think we've met.

618
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,785
I'm Maria ragetti.

619
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:37,288
How do you... John Gustafson.

620
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:41,292
Ah. You like Italian,
Mr. Gustafson?

621
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,794
W-well, yeah.
I guess so. Why?

622
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,298
Buon appetito.

623
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:49,800
Oh!
Oh!

624
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,302
Oh!

625
00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:55,306
E arrivederci, boys.

626
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:07,818
Should we ask her for some garlic bread?

627
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:09,320
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

628
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,821
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

629
00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,324
♫ No more, no more, no more ♫

630
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,326
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

631
00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:17,828
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

632
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,330
♫ What you say? ♫

633
00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:20,831
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

634
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,333
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

635
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:25,336
♫ No more, no more, no more ♫

636
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:26,837
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

637
00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:30,341
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

638
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:34,345
♫ Old woman, old woman,
don't you treat me so mean ♫

639
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,847
♫ You're the meanest old woman
I have ever seen ♫

640
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,352
♫ I'll have to pack
my things and go ♫

641
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:42,353
♫ That's right ♫

642
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,854
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

643
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,856
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

644
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:47,858
♫ No more, no more, no more ♫

645
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:48,859
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

646
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,863
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

647
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:53,864
♫ What you say? ♫

648
00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:55,366
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

649
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,368
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

650
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:59,370
♫ No more, no more, no more ♫

651
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,372
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

652
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:05,376
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

653
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,378
♫ Get lost! ♫
♫ who, me? ♫

654
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,879
♫ That's right! ♫

655
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,880
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

656
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,882
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

657
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,884
♫ No more, no more, no more ♫

658
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:15,986
♫ Hit the road, Jack ♫

659
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,971
♫ And don't you come back
no more ♫

660
00:29:17,972 --> 00:29:19,973
How could I be so wrong?

661
00:29:19,974 --> 00:29:21,975
You have a gift.

662
00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:24,978
Not one customer all day.

663
00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:27,481
I mean, besides him.

664
00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:28,982
Hey,

665
00:29:28,983 --> 00:29:30,984
more vino, Señorita.

666
00:29:30,985 --> 00:29:32,986
You go.

667
00:29:32,987 --> 00:29:34,488
It's your turn.

668
00:29:34,489 --> 00:29:35,489
Uh-uh.

669
00:29:35,990 --> 00:29:38,492
I put his bib on.

670
00:29:38,493 --> 00:29:39,993
Bah.

671
00:29:41,996 --> 00:29:42,996
Well...

672
00:29:43,498 --> 00:29:44,998
What's the matter, beautiful?

673
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,501
You're meaner than a dog

674
00:29:47,502 --> 00:29:49,503
shitting tacks.

675
00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:53,507
We put everything into this place.

676
00:29:53,508 --> 00:29:56,009
We could have retired in Hawaii.

677
00:29:56,010 --> 00:29:58,011
I have been to Hawaii.

678
00:29:58,513 --> 00:29:59,513
Which island?

679
00:30:00,014 --> 00:30:01,515
Come-on-I-wanna-lay-you.

680
00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:05,018
I find you disgusting.

681
00:30:05,019 --> 00:30:07,521
Well, just as long as you find me.

682
00:30:07,522 --> 00:30:09,523
Ha ha ha!

683
00:30:09,524 --> 00:30:12,526
You want to join me, miss ragetti?

684
00:30:12,527 --> 00:30:14,027
Oh...

685
00:30:14,529 --> 00:30:15,529
Huh?

686
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:17,531
What the heck?

687
00:30:18,032 --> 00:30:19,533
That a girl.

688
00:30:20,034 --> 00:30:22,035
Yeah.

689
00:30:24,539 --> 00:30:28,041
Ding dong, the witch is dead.

690
00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,543
Here's to us.

691
00:30:29,544 --> 00:30:31,545
And to those like us.

692
00:30:31,546 --> 00:30:34,047
There's damn few of us left.

693
00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:36,550
That's a damn good thing.

694
00:30:37,051 --> 00:30:39,052
To Chuck.

695
00:30:39,053 --> 00:30:42,055
May his bait shop never die.

696
00:30:43,558 --> 00:30:49,558
♫ if our lips should meet, innamorata ♫

697
00:30:52,567 --> 00:30:58,567
♫ If you kiss me sweet,
innamorata... ♫

698
00:31:01,576 --> 00:31:02,576
Mama.

699
00:31:02,577 --> 00:31:04,077
Get dressed.

700
00:31:04,078 --> 00:31:06,079
We go to town.

701
00:31:07,081 --> 00:31:08,081
Mama?

702
00:31:12,587 --> 00:31:17,090
♫ When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie ♫

703
00:31:17,091 --> 00:31:21,094
♫ That's Amore ♫

704
00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:26,600
♫ When the world seems to shine
like you've had too much wine ♫

705
00:31:26,601 --> 00:31:31,104
♫ That's Amore ♫

706
00:31:31,105 --> 00:31:33,106
♫ Bells will ring,
ting-a-ling-a-ling ♫

707
00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:35,609
♫ Ting-a-ling-a-ling,
and you'll sing ♫

708
00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:40,597
♫ Vita Bella... ♫

709
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:58,549
♫ A goddess
on a mountaintop ♫

710
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:02,553
♫ Was burning
like a silver flame ♫

711
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:06,056
♫ The summit of
beauty and love ♫

712
00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:08,058
♫ And Venus was her name ♫

713
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,060
Holey Moley.

714
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:12,062
♫ She's got it ♫

715
00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,063
Is this seat taken?

716
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,566
♫ My baby, she's got it ♫

717
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,067
Hmm?

718
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:20,070
Oh...

719
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:21,572
No.

720
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,073
Beware.

721
00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:26,076
The devil is a beautiful lady in a red dress.

722
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,078
Can I get you something, Ma'am?

723
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,581
Yes, please.
It's so hot in here.

724
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:34,084
Maybe some ice water could cool me down.

725
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:35,085
Yes, Ma'am.

726
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:36,587
Whew.

727
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:39,089
Max...

728
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,592
I've been thinking it's such a shame

729
00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:44,094
that we got off on the wrong foot.

730
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:45,596
It's a shame.

731
00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:49,600
I'll bet if we gave it
another chance, we could...

732
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,101
become good friends.

733
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:52,603
Friends.

734
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:56,106
Or maybe even more than friends.

735
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,608
Eh?

736
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,109
Hmm?

737
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:03,614
Go easy. Go easy,
baby, and woosh.

738
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:08,118
Ooh, this feels so much better.

739
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:10,621
So nice. Ahh.

740
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,624
So cool.

741
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,626
So nice.

742
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,628
Ahh.

743
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,129
How do you feel?

744
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,132
Uh, friendly.
Friendly.

745
00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:24,134
I wish I could feel like you do,

746
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,136
but these silly feud of ours

747
00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:27,638
has got me so upset.

748
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,641
What silly feud of ours?

749
00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:34,144
It's a tiny, little ristorante.

750
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:37,147
You will never even know it's there.

751
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:39,650
Ristorante?

752
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:40,651
Never!

753
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:43,153
You are a stubborn man.

754
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:46,156
Ragetti's will be a very great success.

755
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,658
You shall see.

756
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,160
Not in my lifetime.

757
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,663
Bah!

758
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:55,165
You evil temptress!

759
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,672
Maria?

760
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,674
Maria ragetti.

761
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,676
How do you know who I am?

762
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:08,178
Well... you do sort of stand out

763
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,680
in a town like this.

764
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:12,683
I don't usually dress like this.

765
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:15,686
Uh... you look very nice.

766
00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:19,690
I look like a... a slut.

767
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,191
But a nice slut.

768
00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:25,696
I want to introduce myself.
My name is Ariel Gustafson,

769
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,198
and I want to tell you how very sorry I am

770
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,201
for what Max and John are putting you through.

771
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,705
You know how some people
have trouble saying good-bye?

772
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,708
Believe me, it has nothing to do with you.

773
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,710
Io non capisco.

774
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,712
Why do you say such nice things?
You don't even know me.

775
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:46,216
Because I know what it's like
to be the new kid in town.

776
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:50,721
Ahh.

777
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,723
Here comes another one.

778
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,725
Hello, boys.

779
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,226
Hey, honey, how was class?

780
00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:57,227
Ariel.

781
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,230
You two must be very happy with yourselves.

782
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:01,732
I just ran into Maria,

783
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,233
and she's in tears.

784
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,235
She thinks that everybody hates her.

785
00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,236
She's right.

786
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:09,239
I want you to go to Ragetti's and apologize.

787
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,240
Apologize?

788
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,241
For what?

789
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:12,242
We were trying to explain to her.

790
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,244
She should have listened.

791
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,246
I'll meet you at home, honey.

792
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,247
Umm.

793
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,754
I always knew you were on a short leash,

794
00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:26,757
but I didn't know you were on a choke collar.

795
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:30,260
Nobody's in charge of my house except me.

796
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,763
That's the way to talk, Gustafson.

797
00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:35,766
I'm going home now to get this straightened out.

798
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:39,186
You're the man of the house,
the King of the castle.

799
00:35:39,187 --> 00:35:40,187
Max, top her off?

800
00:35:40,188 --> 00:35:41,188
Sure.

801
00:35:41,689 --> 00:35:42,689
Long live the King!

802
00:35:45,693 --> 00:35:46,693
What?

803
00:35:46,694 --> 00:35:48,195
She threw me out.

804
00:35:48,196 --> 00:35:49,196
Oh, no.

805
00:35:49,197 --> 00:35:50,197
Just for tonight.

806
00:35:50,198 --> 00:35:51,198
Forget it.

807
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:52,699
You won't even know I'm here.

808
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,201
That's 'cause you won't be here.

809
00:35:59,207 --> 00:36:00,207
What?

810
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:01,708
I'm cold.

811
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:06,713
Here's some matches.

812
00:36:06,714 --> 00:36:08,215
Set yourself on fire.

813
00:36:19,227 --> 00:36:21,228
Oh.

814
00:36:26,734 --> 00:36:28,235
You got 3 TVs on,

815
00:36:28,236 --> 00:36:30,237
you're not looking at any of them.

816
00:36:30,238 --> 00:36:32,739
[Gargling]

817
00:36:49,757 --> 00:36:51,758
What a pig.

818
00:36:51,759 --> 00:36:53,760
Hey, that's my tuna on rye.

819
00:36:53,761 --> 00:36:56,263
I've been looking all over for that.

820
00:36:56,264 --> 00:36:57,264
Where did you find it?

821
00:36:57,265 --> 00:36:59,266
Would you like a half?

822
00:36:59,267 --> 00:37:00,767
Huh?

823
00:37:15,783 --> 00:37:17,284
This milk has chunks in it.

824
00:37:17,785 --> 00:37:19,286
What's your point?

825
00:37:30,298 --> 00:37:31,798
What am I doing?

826
00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:33,300
What?

827
00:37:33,301 --> 00:37:36,803
Right next door I've got a
beautiful wife, my own bed,

828
00:37:36,804 --> 00:37:38,805
and a refrigerator full of food

829
00:37:38,806 --> 00:37:40,807
that hasn't passed its expiration date.

830
00:37:40,808 --> 00:37:41,808
What are you saying?

831
00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:43,310
I'm saying I'm going down to Ragetti's

832
00:37:43,311 --> 00:37:44,811
and apologize to Maria.

833
00:37:44,812 --> 00:37:45,812
You traitor.

834
00:37:45,813 --> 00:37:48,315
You Benedict Arnold!

835
00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:49,316
Yeah, yeah.

836
00:37:49,317 --> 00:37:50,317
Finally.

837
00:37:50,318 --> 00:37:53,820
Didn't think he'd last this long.

838
00:38:00,328 --> 00:38:02,245
Smells all right.

839
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,748
And why all of a sudden

840
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:06,249
this change of heart?

841
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,251
I had a guilty conscience.

842
00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:10,754
Well, Okay.

843
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,256
Ariel kicked me out of the house.

844
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:14,758
I knew I liked your wife.

845
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:17,761
And what about Max?

846
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:19,763
Max? Oh, my God,
forget it.

847
00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:22,265
Max's much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry.

848
00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:23,266
He's proud.

849
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:25,268
I don't know.
Of what?

850
00:38:25,269 --> 00:38:26,770
He has a strong character.

851
00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:27,771
I admire that.

852
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,272
You admire Max?

853
00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:31,775
You really are from out of town.

854
00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:35,779
Be careful.

855
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,281
The grappa is very strong.

856
00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:40,283
You are speaking to a Gustafson.

857
00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:41,785
I can hold my liquor.

858
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,286
And this stuff, too.

859
00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:46,289
How long have you been married?

860
00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:47,791
6 months next week.

861
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,793
How about you?

862
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:51,244
I'm divorced.

863
00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:52,746
I'm sorry.

864
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:56,249
Antonio was, uh, un uomo terribile.

865
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,251
Jeez, that sounds bad.

866
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,252
It ain't good.

867
00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:01,254
Oh, jeez.

868
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,256
Enough of that.

869
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,758
I don't want to bore you.

870
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:07,761
[Mumbles]

871
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,763
Mr. Gustafson?

872
00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:17,771
Ecco qua.
Buona notte.

873
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,276
Sogni d'oro.

874
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,779
Good night, Ariel.

875
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,784
Hey.

876
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:42,963
Buon giorno, signora.

877
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,965
Buona sera.

878
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:45,966
Buona sera.

879
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:47,467
Buona sera, signore.

880
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:50,470
Buona sera, signore.

881
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,972
Arrivederci.

882
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,474
Yo ho, there, ma.
Arrivedercio.

883
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,477
Arrivederci, signorina.

884
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,479
Arrivederci, signorina.

885
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,480
Buona sera, signora.

886
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,481
Pa.

887
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,983
Arriveder...

888
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,985
hey, Jacob.
How are you?

889
00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,987
Thanks for the Phillips.

890
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,488
Listen...

891
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:11,491
Pop, Melanie and I wanted
to thank you and John...

892
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:12,993
I got it.

893
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,495
We just wanted you and John to know

894
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:18,999
how much we appreciate
all the help you've given us

895
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,500
planning the wedding.

896
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,502
There's no need to thank me, Jacob.

897
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,504
Yes, but we actually...

898
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,939
nothing would make us happier

899
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:27,924
than to see you two tie the knot.

900
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,427
Thanks, but...

901
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,930
it means a great deal to me to be a part of it.

902
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,433
I'm proud of you, son.

903
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,937
Studying up on your Italian, are you?

904
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,440
You thinking of wooing Maria?

905
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,943
No, I'm just going to curse
at her in her own language.

906
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:50,447
I think she's a lesbian, anyway.

907
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,944
How would you know?
You've never seen a lesbian.

908
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:52,949
Did, too.

909
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,951
Saw them on Geraldo.

910
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,954
Say whatever you will,
I think you're hot for her.

911
00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,956
Not in a million years.

912
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,459
She's just a pigheaded I-talian witch

913
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,462
with piss and vinegar running through her veins.

914
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,467
He's in love.

915
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:13,970
♫ O sole mio ♫

916
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:16,973
♫ Mano Nero ♫

917
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,475
♫ O sole mio ♫

918
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,976
Ariel.

919
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,978
Buon giorno.

920
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,480
Oh, buon giorno.

921
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,982
Lei parla Italiano molto bene, signor.

922
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,485
Gracias, Fraulein.

923
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:30,487
Where are you off to?

924
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,990
Sven said he spotted catfish
hunter down at Indian slough.

925
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,492
Thought I'd take a look.

926
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,493
Oh, yeah.

927
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,495
Where's Tweedledum?

928
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,497
Tweedledum?

929
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,998
Oh, John.

930
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,501
Tweedledum.

931
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,003
I supp... I don't know.

932
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,004
You don't know?

933
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,006
He didn't spend the night here?

934
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:53,009
No. Last night he said
he was going to Ragetti's

935
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,511
to apologize to Maria.

936
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:01,017
You mean to tell me he didn't come home?

937
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,024
[John mumbles]

938
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,529
Aah!

939
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,030
He's alive.

940
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,532
Take this.
You'll feel better.

941
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,033
What happened?

942
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,034
You passed out.

943
00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,036
I didn't think you should drive home.

944
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,037
Oh, God.

945
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:24,040
I feel like a polka band is playing in my head.

946
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,543
You'll feel better after a hot shower.

947
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,511
Come on. Mama.

948
00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:30,013
Avanti. Doccia.

949
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,015
But I don't need a hot shower.

950
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,021
What if he had an accident?

951
00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:41,024
The only accident he's going
to have is when I see him.

952
00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:44,027
I'm sure there's a logical
explanation for all this.

953
00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:46,529
You know, it must be nice
living in never-never land.

954
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,531
Maybe I'll come and visit you sometime

955
00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:51,034
when I need a break from reality.

956
00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:56,039
Step on it.

957
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:16,059
He's going to explain everything.

958
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:20,563
I'm going to listen carefully,
and then I'm going to kill him.

959
00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:23,066
I'm sure there's a logical
explanation for all this, Ariel.

960
00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:25,068
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

961
00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:27,070
All right.
Where is he?

962
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:28,071
What is it?

963
00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:29,072
We know he's here.

964
00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:30,573
Don't deny it.

965
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:32,075
Wait. You don't
understand.

966
00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:34,077
I want to talk to him right now.

967
00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:35,078
Let me explain.

968
00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:36,079
Gustafson!

969
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,080
Get out here!

970
00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:38,581
What in the...

971
00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:39,582
what?

972
00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:40,583
What's going on?

973
00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:41,845
Nothing's going on.

974
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:43,586
Where's John?

975
00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:45,088
Wait a minute!

976
00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:53,596
John...

977
00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:55,098
what?

978
00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:58,101
How could you?

979
00:43:58,102 --> 00:44:00,603
This isn't what it looks like.

980
00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:04,107
Gustafson, you're doing it again!

981
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,608
What are you talking about?

982
00:44:05,609 --> 00:44:08,611
First it was may, then it was Ariel,

983
00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:10,113
and now it's Maria!

984
00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:11,614
Watch that damn thing.

985
00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:13,116
You said you hated Maria!

986
00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:14,617
That's not the point!

987
00:44:14,618 --> 00:44:17,620
You said I should apologize to her.

988
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:20,123
Apologize, yes... not sleep with her.

989
00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,624
There is a difference.

990
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,626
Do you think I had sex with your husband?

991
00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:26,129
You sure weren't having sex with me.

992
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:27,630
Why should I have sex with you?

993
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:29,632
You just said you hated me.

994
00:44:29,633 --> 00:44:31,134
He said I hated you.

995
00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,136
I never said I hated you.

996
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:36,139
Actually, I've grown quite fond of you.

997
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:39,142
So, now I'm supposed to have sex with you

998
00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:40,643
instead of him.

999
00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:43,646
You admit that you slept with my husband.

1000
00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:45,648
Nobody slept with anybody!

1001
00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,150
Ah, finalmente!

1002
00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:50,153
Speak for yourself!

1003
00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,657
Mmm...

1004
00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:57,160
♫ La Di da da Di ♫

1005
00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:58,661
♫ Ya da Di ♫

1006
00:44:58,662 --> 00:45:00,163
Mama!

1007
00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:03,666
Jeez. I had too much
to drink last night.

1008
00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:05,668
Sure. Blame it
on the booze.

1009
00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:07,670
And you think that's an acceptable excuse?

1010
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:09,172
Will you let me finish?

1011
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:10,173
No!

1012
00:45:10,174 --> 00:45:12,175
Fermi tutti!

1013
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:13,676
I know my Maria.

1014
00:45:13,677 --> 00:45:16,679
She don't want nothing to do with that man.

1015
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,181
How do you know?

1016
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:20,683
Because...

1017
00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:23,186
She wants that man.

1018
00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,695
Me?

1019
00:45:32,696 --> 00:45:35,198
What do you want with me?

1020
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:38,701
Preferisco baciare il culo Di un alce.

1021
00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:41,204
What is that supposed to mean?

1022
00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:44,207
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.

1023
00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:49,212
So, I'll call you?

1024
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,258
3 tiers like this, ja?

1025
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,261
The lemon cake with the white frosting

1026
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,263
and the yellow flowers.
You like?

1027
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,765
It's perfect, Lena.

1028
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,767
Exactly what we wanted.

1029
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,269
And now for the big surprise...

1030
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,270
No. What surprise?

1031
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:15,772
We don't want any surprises.

1032
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,275
John thought of this one all by himself.

1033
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:21,778
The groom goes here,

1034
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,279
and the bride,

1035
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,783
she goes on top like this,

1036
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,785
and then this goes here...

1037
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,790
And then, on top of the cake, in the frosting,

1038
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,291
we spell out,

1039
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:39,295
"Melanie has landed herself
another husband."

1040
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,298
Oh...

1041
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,767
This is not good.

1042
00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:47,637
♫ Maria ♫

1043
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:52,141
♫ I just met a girl
named Maria ♫

1044
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,144
♫ And suddenly I see ♫

1045
00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:59,148
♫ She's not the bitch
I thought she'd be ♫

1046
00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:00,650
♫ Maria ♫

1047
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:05,154
♫ Oh, Maria, Maria,
Maria ♫

1048
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,658
♫ Ah, Maria,
ah, Maria ♫

1049
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,660
♫ Ma... ♫

1050
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,169
Shh!

1051
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,174
Ox.

1052
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:26,175
Nag.

1053
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:29,178
I didn't know you were a fisherman.

1054
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:32,682
There are a lot of things
you don't know about me.

1055
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,684
Any luck?

1056
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,193
Ooh.

1057
00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:46,195
Holey Moley!

1058
00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,697
Ha ha ha!

1059
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,700
I showed you mine.
Now you show me yours.

1060
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,201
Oh, I don't...

1061
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,704
oh, you mean the fish.

1062
00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,707
Oh, com'e piccolo!

1063
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,209
It ain't the size that matters.

1064
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,713
Are we still talking about your fish?

1065
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:07,717
Very funny.

1066
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,719
I, uh...
You know, Maria,

1067
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,221
I've lived here all my life.

1068
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,223
Nobody knows about this place

1069
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,725
any more than I do.

1070
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,726
I know everything.

1071
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:20,229
I could take you around sometime if you...

1072
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:22,732
If you would like it.

1073
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,734
Are you asking me on a date?

1074
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:25,735
Hell, no.

1075
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,738
But if I were... and I'm not, mind you...

1076
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,239
what would you say?

1077
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,742
Well, if I were to accept...

1078
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,744
and I'm not saying I would...

1079
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,746
because I haven't asked you.

1080
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,749
Mm-hmm. I would
say, um...

1081
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,251
What would you say?

1082
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,252
Mmm...

1083
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:44,754
Maybe.

1084
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,757
Maybe? What kind
of an answer is maybe?

1085
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,759
Maybe is maybe.

1086
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,263
Then maybe I'll stop by
at 7:00 tonight.

1087
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,767
Maybe I'll cook something
nice for you in the kitchen.

1088
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,769
I'll see you then.

1089
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,270
Maybe.

1090
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,273
Ciao.

1091
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,276
Ciao.

1092
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:10,780
Whatever that means.

1093
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,282
What do you think, mama?

1094
00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:19,789
Don't you think it makes me look fat?

1095
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,291
He should be so picky.

1096
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:24,293
He's got the face of a mackerel.

1097
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:26,295
Antonio had the face of an angel,

1098
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,297
and look where he got me.

1099
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:32,301
How many times do you have
to get your heart broken?

1100
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:33,803
Max is different, mama.

1101
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,304
He makes me laugh.

1102
00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:37,807
I don't like this, not one bit.

1103
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,308
But it's just a date.

1104
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,810
I'm not marrying him.

1105
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,311
Not yet.

1106
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:43,813
"Not yet."

1107
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,815
Mama, hey...

1108
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:47,817
Are you sure you like the white better?

1109
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:48,818
Si!

1110
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:51,821
"Si"!

1111
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,323
Definitely the blue.

1112
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,158
Oh, boy.

1113
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,160
Yeah.
I'm a little nervous.

1114
00:49:58,161 --> 00:50:00,162
Oh, come on.

1115
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,665
You just be yourself.
You'll be fine.

1116
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:03,666
Yeah.

1117
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,669
Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine

1118
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:08,170
on the way?

1119
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,172
She'll appreciate the gesture.

1120
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,173
Check.

1121
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,675
Don't forget, now...

1122
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:15,177
Compliment her on how great she looks.

1123
00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:16,679
Okay. Already
got that covered.

1124
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,181
Let me hear it.

1125
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:21,684
Maria...

1126
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,185
Yeah?

1127
00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:26,188
There may be lots of fish in the sea,

1128
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,690
but you're the only one

1129
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,693
I would like to mount over my fireplace.

1130
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,698
That's not...Bad.

1131
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:38,701
You noticed the sexual innuendo?

1132
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,703
I did.

1133
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,705
Subliminal messages...

1134
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,207
it's how you get people to do what you want

1135
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,709
without them knowing it.

1136
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:47,710
Where'd you learn that?

1137
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:49,211
Geraldo.

1138
00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:50,713
Oh, boy.

1139
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:55,217
Hey! Very nice.

1140
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:58,220
Yeah. I went to
Nate's auto body shop,

1141
00:50:58,221 --> 00:51:00,723
had all the seats refinished.

1142
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,726
It's authentic imitation leather.

1143
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,229
Go get 'em, tiger.

1144
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,231
You got nothing to worry about.

1145
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:19,241
He's doomed.

1146
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,278
There are many fish in the sea, Maria,

1147
00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:57,780
but you're the only one

1148
00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,783
I want to mount over my fireplace.

1149
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:03,786
You're the only one...

1150
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:06,288
But you're...

1151
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,293
Ciao.

1152
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,799
Holey Moley.

1153
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,803
Good evening, Maria.

1154
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,805
Good evening.

1155
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:24,807
Uh...you look nice.

1156
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,809
Thank you.

1157
00:52:28,311 --> 00:52:29,812
I, uh...

1158
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:31,814
I just want to say...

1159
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,816
What I'm trying to say is...

1160
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:37,319
There are many women floating in the river,

1161
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,821
but you're the only one

1162
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:40,322
I want to stuff

1163
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,826
and stick over on my wall

1164
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,828
over the fireplace.

1165
00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:48,831
Thank you so much.

1166
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,836
Would you like to come in?

1167
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,337
Please.

1168
00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:56,839
I...

1169
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,841
I didn't say it right.

1170
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,179
I've never seen

1171
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,681
wine that comes from a box before.

1172
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,183
It's pretty fancy, huh?

1173
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,685
Look. It's even got
its own tap.

1174
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:10,686
Ooh.

1175
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:11,687
Look at this.

1176
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,155
Here. You got it?

1177
00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:15,658
Si, Si, Si, Si, Si.

1178
00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:17,660
Real wine.

1179
00:53:17,661 --> 00:53:19,161
That's great. Yes.

1180
00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:23,666
So, how do you like the old place?

1181
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,168
Uh...it's changed.

1182
00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:28,671
Is that good or bad?

1183
00:53:29,172 --> 00:53:32,174
It's the worst.
I hate change.

1184
00:53:32,175 --> 00:53:33,175
Why?

1185
00:53:33,176 --> 00:53:35,678
Things never change for the better.

1186
00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:38,180
Well, change brought me here to Wabasha.

1187
00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:42,184
Are you saying you wish I hadn't come?

1188
00:53:42,185 --> 00:53:44,186
Hmm...

1189
00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:46,188
Is that a trick question?

1190
00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:51,193
You see? Now the weather
has changed.

1191
00:53:51,194 --> 00:53:53,696
So much for dining Al fresco.

1192
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:55,197
Whoo!

1193
00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:56,699
Holey Moley.

1194
00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:01,704
Boy!

1195
00:54:01,705 --> 00:54:04,206
I'm all wet.

1196
00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:05,708
Wow.

1197
00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:07,710
It's really coming down now.

1198
00:54:07,711 --> 00:54:09,712
Yeah.

1199
00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:12,214
You know, the night crawlers will be out soon.

1200
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:14,216
What's a night crawler?

1201
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,720
What are you, a communist?

1202
00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:18,721
No.

1203
00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:21,223
Night crawler's the King of all worms.

1204
00:54:21,224 --> 00:54:24,226
They come out at night after the rain

1205
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,229
to lay across the grass, breathe the night air.

1206
00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:29,732
This restaurant is sitting on top of

1207
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:32,234
one of the biggest and best worm beds

1208
00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:34,236
in all of Wabasha county.

1209
00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:35,738
Ah.

1210
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:38,240
You can imagine my excitement.

1211
00:54:38,241 --> 00:54:41,243
Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

1212
00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:44,246
Honey, would you stop worrying?

1213
00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:47,249
Max is going to be just fine.

1214
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,251
I hope so.

1215
00:54:49,252 --> 00:54:52,254
I may have given him some bad advice earlier.

1216
00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:55,257
Oh, yeah?
What did you say?

1217
00:54:55,258 --> 00:54:58,260
I told him, uh...

1218
00:54:58,261 --> 00:55:01,764
I told him to...
Just be himself.

1219
00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:03,766
You said what?

1220
00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:06,268
Don't shine the light right on 'em.

1221
00:55:06,269 --> 00:55:08,270
They feel the heat, they
zip back into their holes.

1222
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:10,272
So I should, uh...
Like this?

1223
00:55:10,273 --> 00:55:11,774
Yeah. Up. Down.

1224
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:15,778
You know, Maria, that worms have

1225
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:19,281
both male and female sexual organs?

1226
00:55:19,282 --> 00:55:21,283
No! I didn't
know that.

1227
00:55:21,284 --> 00:55:22,785
Well, it's true.

1228
00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:25,287
You know a lot about worms, Max.

1229
00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,289
No, I don't know that much.

1230
00:55:27,290 --> 00:55:28,791
Oh, you do. You do.

1231
00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:31,794
Every once in a while I pick up a tip.

1232
00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:33,796
Yes, that's it.
That's good. Like...

1233
00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:35,297
there's one.

1234
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,800
Ah. Shh.

1235
00:55:37,801 --> 00:55:39,802
Quietly, now.

1236
00:55:39,803 --> 00:55:41,303
What should I do?

1237
00:55:41,304 --> 00:55:42,304
Tiptoe over...

1238
00:55:42,305 --> 00:55:44,807
will you come with me?

1239
00:55:44,808 --> 00:55:47,309
Yes. Then suddenly
reach down and grab him.

1240
00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:48,310
Okay. Okay.

1241
00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:49,812
You get near, grab him.

1242
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,313
Whoo!

1243
00:55:51,314 --> 00:55:52,314
Oh!

1244
00:55:52,315 --> 00:55:54,316
Ha ha ha!

1245
00:55:54,317 --> 00:55:56,819
Maria.
You all right, Maria?

1246
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:58,320
Yes.

1247
00:55:58,321 --> 00:56:01,824
You scared every worm away
for a radius of 5 miles.

1248
00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:03,325
I'm sorry.

1249
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,829
Ha ha ha!

1250
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:10,833
What?

1251
00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:13,836
You have a very beautiful smile.

1252
00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:14,837
Mmm.

1253
00:56:15,338 --> 00:56:16,839
Maria?

1254
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,340
Yes, Max.

1255
00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:21,844
Would it be all right if I kissed you?

1256
00:56:23,346 --> 00:56:24,847
Yes.

1257
00:56:36,276 --> 00:56:39,778
I haven't been with a man for a long time.

1258
00:56:39,779 --> 00:56:42,281
Me neither.

1259
00:56:42,282 --> 00:56:44,283
Be gentle.

1260
00:56:57,297 --> 00:56:59,298
Mama Mia.

1261
00:56:59,299 --> 00:57:01,300
Holey Moley.

1262
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:12,895
♫ Well, you can tell
by the way I use my walk ♫

1263
00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:15,397
♫ I'm a woman's man,
no time to talk ♫

1264
00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:17,399
♫ Music loud
and women warm ♫

1265
00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:20,402
♫ I've been kicked around
since I was born ♫

1266
00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:22,404
♫ And now it's all right,
it's Okay ♫

1267
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:24,907
♫ And you may look
the other way ♫

1268
00:57:24,908 --> 00:57:27,409
♫ We can try
to understand ♫

1269
00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:29,912
♫ The New York times'
effect on man ♫

1270
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:31,413
♫ Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother ♫

1271
00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:33,415
♫ You're stayin' alive,
stayin' alive ♫

1272
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:35,918
♫ Feel the city breakin'
and everybody shakin' ♫

1273
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:38,921
♫ And we're stayin' alive,
stayin' alive ♫

1274
00:57:38,922 --> 00:57:40,923
♫ Ah, ha, ha, ha ♫

1275
00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:44,927
♫ Stayin' alive ♫

1276
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,428
♫ Somebody help me... ♫

1277
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,931
Good morning,
Mr. Gustafson.

1278
00:57:48,932 --> 00:57:50,432
I don't believe it.

1279
00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:51,433
Mm-hmm.

1280
00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:53,435
You and that beautiful lady?

1281
00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:55,437
I am the thief of hearts,

1282
00:57:55,438 --> 00:57:56,478
I am the gangster of love.

1283
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:57,940
Gangster, huh?

1284
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,442
Was it more of a holdup than a stickup?

1285
00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:02,444
Never mind that.

1286
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:04,947
Even your infantile penis jokes

1287
00:58:04,948 --> 00:58:06,949
seem charming and witty this morning, Sir.

1288
00:58:07,450 --> 00:58:08,450
Okay, Lothario,

1289
00:58:08,451 --> 00:58:10,953
we got to get to the
Oktoberfest to meet the kids.

1290
00:58:10,954 --> 00:58:14,456
[Speaking gibberish]

1291
00:58:15,959 --> 00:58:16,999
I think I liked you better

1292
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,961
before you were getting any.

1293
00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:31,306
Whoo!

1294
00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:40,315
Hi, dear.

1295
00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:41,316
Hi, Dad.

1296
00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:42,818
Hiya, Jacob.

1297
00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:43,819
Hey, what's going on?

1298
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,320
We got a surprise for you.

1299
00:58:45,321 --> 00:58:47,322
Oh, no more surprises.

1300
00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:48,323
Attention!

1301
00:58:48,324 --> 00:58:50,325
No. You'll
like this.

1302
00:58:50,326 --> 00:58:53,829
In just 8 days,

1303
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:58,834
these 2 happy kids will be husband and wife!

1304
00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,335
Yeah!

1305
00:59:01,838 --> 00:59:03,839
Und...

1306
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,842
My dear friends Max und John

1307
00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:09,344
have asked me,

1308
00:59:09,345 --> 00:59:10,846
handsome Hans,

1309
00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:13,348
to be their music man.

1310
00:59:16,853 --> 00:59:19,855
Let's celebrate the young lovers' nuptials

1311
00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:21,356
with the chicken polka!

1312
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:26,862
[Playing chicken polka]

1313
00:59:26,863 --> 00:59:28,363
Chicken, mayor Goldman?

1314
00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:29,865
Come on. You're
gonna love this.

1315
00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:31,366
You know the chicken.

1316
00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:32,367
Yeah.

1317
00:59:32,368 --> 00:59:35,370
I'm in the twilight zone.

1318
00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:39,875
Another one of your father's great ideas.

1319
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:42,377
Your father was the one who
booked our reception hall.

1320
00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:45,380
I think handsome Hans would fit
in perfectly at slippery's bar.

1321
00:59:45,381 --> 00:59:46,882
It's a tavern.

1322
00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:51,386
This is a mistake.

1323
00:59:51,387 --> 00:59:53,889
You're right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy.

1324
00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:55,891
That's not what I meant.

1325
00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:02,898
Melanie, I know I want to get married,

1326
01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:05,901
but if you're not sure, you got to tell me.

1327
01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:08,403
I'm just...
I'm not sure.

1328
01:00:08,404 --> 01:00:09,905
Jacob.

1329
01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:12,908
Tell me this now?

1330
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,409
We're a week away from the wedding.

1331
01:00:14,410 --> 01:00:15,911
Jacob, I love you.

1332
01:00:15,912 --> 01:00:17,412
You just don't want to marry me.

1333
01:00:17,413 --> 01:00:18,413
No. That's not it.

1334
01:00:18,915 --> 01:00:20,916
I just think we should take our time.

1335
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:22,918
I've been taking my time.

1336
01:00:22,919 --> 01:00:25,420
How does waiting since second grade grab you?

1337
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:27,422
Would you stop it?

1338
01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:33,929
It's like you are already married, ja?

1339
01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,431
Ha ha ha ha!

1340
01:00:36,933 --> 01:00:38,433
Polka!

1341
01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:41,937
Honey!

1342
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:46,942
Jacob, I know what I'm talking about.

1343
01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:48,443
Really? If you're
such an expert,

1344
01:00:48,444 --> 01:00:50,445
how come you're the one that's been divorced?

1345
01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:55,450
Mel...

1346
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:03,458
Honey?

1347
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,960
The wedding's off.

1348
01:01:05,461 --> 01:01:06,461
What do you mean?

1349
01:01:06,462 --> 01:01:08,463
We've already paid for everything.

1350
01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:09,965
Honey? Wh-wh...

1351
01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,466
What happened?

1352
01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:14,970
What happened?

1353
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:16,972
I'll tell you what happened.

1354
01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:18,974
Your daughter got cold feet.

1355
01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:21,476
Cold feet, my ass.
Your son insulted her.

1356
01:01:21,477 --> 01:01:23,277
Well, he didn't say nothing that wasn't true.

1357
01:01:23,479 --> 01:01:25,480
Maybe she can't handle the truth.

1358
01:01:25,481 --> 01:01:27,482
What is the truth, Max?

1359
01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:30,485
The truth is that her first marriage was a flop.

1360
01:01:30,486 --> 01:01:32,126
That was Mike's fault, and you know that.

1361
01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:33,985
Well, if she couldn't keep Mike happy,

1362
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:35,490
what makes you think she can keep Jacob happy?

1363
01:01:35,491 --> 01:01:36,992
That's a lousy thing.

1364
01:01:36,993 --> 01:01:38,994
My daughter wouldn't marry your son

1365
01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:41,496
if he was the last man in Wabasha.

1366
01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:42,998
That's fine with me.

1367
01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:45,500
I was against the whole thing from the start.

1368
01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:46,501
That goes double for me!

1369
01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:47,563
Then it's off!

1370
01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:49,504
Yes, everything is off!

1371
01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:52,007
The wedding is off, and the friendship is off,

1372
01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:56,011
and the gloves are off.

1373
01:01:58,014 --> 01:02:00,882
Let the games begin.

1374
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:02,217
Come on, baby!

1375
01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:03,719
Come to papa!

1376
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,721
Yes! Yes!

1377
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,222
Attaboy!

1378
01:02:07,223 --> 01:02:09,224
That's it!

1379
01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:10,225
Aah!

1380
01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:12,227
Wh...

1381
01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:14,229
Hey, Gustafson!

1382
01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:23,238
What the Hell?
Come back.

1383
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,740
Come back! Come back!

1384
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:27,242
Come back!

1385
01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:31,246
Oh, damn you, Goldman!

1386
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,759
What a putz!

1387
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,271
Hi. How are you?

1388
01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,773
Okay.
How are you?

1389
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,274
Here's your card.

1390
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:00,776
That's it for you?

1391
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,277
Yep.
That'll do it.

1392
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:05,280
You have a nice day,
Mr. Gustafson.

1393
01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:06,782
Thanks very much.

1394
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,786
What...

1395
01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:22,297
Max!

1396
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,299
Where the...

1397
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,072
You bastard.

1398
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,563
♫ Do doo doo ♫

1399
01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:44,569
♫ Doo doo doo ♫

1400
01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:47,072
♫ 'swonderful ♫

1401
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:50,575
♫ 'Smarvelous... ♫

1402
01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:52,577
You dance very well.

1403
01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:54,079
Thank you.

1404
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,081
Maria.

1405
01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:58,083
I got this for you.

1406
01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,085
Hope you don't mind.

1407
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,588
Oh, Max! Max!

1408
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,590
It's a cubic zirconia.

1409
01:04:05,591 --> 01:04:09,594
Got it from the home shopping network.

1410
01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:11,596
It's so beautiful.

1411
01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:14,599
Here.
Let me help you.

1412
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,101
See how it looks.

1413
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:18,103
You just put that like that.

1414
01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:23,108
You don't like it, huh?

1415
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,610
It's beautiful.
It's just, um...

1416
01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:26,611
Just what?

1417
01:04:26,612 --> 01:04:31,116
I don't know. Things are moving so fast.

1418
01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,118
What's wrong with fast?

1419
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,619
I like fast.

1420
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:37,622
I didn't plan on meeting somebody like you

1421
01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,624
when I came to Wabasha.

1422
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,626
Oh, but you're happy, huh?

1423
01:04:41,627 --> 01:04:44,629
Yes, but that is what worries me.

1424
01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:46,131
What do you mean?

1425
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,634
I don't know what I'm talking about.

1426
01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:51,636
It's beautiful.

1427
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,637
Thank you.

1428
01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,139
Thank you, Max.

1429
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:56,641
♫ 'Swonderful,
'smarvelous ♫

1430
01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:59,644
♫ Glorious,
it's glamorous ♫

1431
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:05,645
♫ That you should care
for me ♫

1432
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:13,075
Okay, slick.
Sharpen those claws.

1433
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,579
[Meow]

1434
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:28,590
♫ Ba Ba Ba bum ♫

1435
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:30,092
♫ Ba Ba Ba bee ♫

1436
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,595
♫ Ba Ba Ba bee ♫

1437
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:37,599
♫ Bo Bo Bo Bo
Bo Bo ♫

1438
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,101
♫ Ba Ba Ba Bo... ♫

1439
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,603
Aah!
Get out of there!

1440
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,112
Holey Moley.

1441
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:57,619
You just kissed your ninth life good-bye, slick!

1442
01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:02,124
This one is very sweet.

1443
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:05,127
That one with the big tongue and
the big Brown eyes is great.

1444
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:07,129
Hmm.
What about this one?

1445
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,630
This one?

1446
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,132
Yes. One-eye.

1447
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,633
No nuts?

1448
01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:14,136
You mean lucky.
You don't want him.

1449
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:16,638
I'll take him.
Here, lucky.

1450
01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:22,144
Ha ha ha ha!

1451
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,145
He's cute.

1452
01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:31,653
Ahh...
Good morning, slick.

1453
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,655
What a nice kitty cat.

1454
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:35,157
Yes, you are.

1455
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:39,661
And I see you've crapped
on my newspaper again, hmm?

1456
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:44,166
Would you like to make
a new friend this morning, hmm?

1457
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,168
Lucky! Kill slick!

1458
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:49,171
Lucky!

1459
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,172
Kill slick!

1460
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,179
Ah ha ha ha!

1461
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,692
Ow! Who the...

1462
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,199
John!

1463
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,203
Come here, baby.

1464
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:23,205
Nooo!

1465
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:29,211
Uhh!

1466
01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:32,214
Whoa!

1467
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:42,724
Everything's under control.

1468
01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:45,227
Slick!

1469
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:49,231
How do you like that, you putz?

1470
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:50,732
Why, you dirty...

1471
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,737
I'll kill you.

1472
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,240
You ruined my refinished seats.

1473
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:02,244
You broadcast my naked ass to half of Wabasha.

1474
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,746
Big deal. Take that,
you vandal!

1475
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:06,748
You damn near killed my cat.

1476
01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:08,250
That mangy animal's

1477
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,253
been crapping on my paper for years!

1478
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,754
That butt-ugly...

1479
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,256
Give me that pole.

1480
01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:17,259
Get that pole off.

1481
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:18,260
Ah!

1482
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,768
That's it.

1483
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:29,771
If my dog was as ugly as you,

1484
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:32,774
I'd shave his ass and teach
him to walk backwards.

1485
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:35,777
Ariel!

1486
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:38,280
The truth doesn't work with me.

1487
01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:41,283
Max, time out.
Where are you going?

1488
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:43,285
Home, and you can call me

1489
01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:45,287
when this stupid war is over.

1490
01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:47,289
She left me.

1491
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,291
You're surprised?

1492
01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:57,966
Here we are.

1493
01:08:58,467 --> 01:08:59,467
It's so good.

1494
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:04,973
Now you want to put in just a pinch of salt.

1495
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,475
Just a pinch.
Oop! Damn it!

1496
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:08,977
Not too much.

1497
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,478
Now you tell me.

1498
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:11,999
You don't want to overpower the sauce.

1499
01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:13,982
Oh, shut up.

1500
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:16,985
There we are.
Lots of garnish here.

1501
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:19,487
Time to look at the birds.

1502
01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:20,488
The bird.

1503
01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:22,991
Aah! Fire!

1504
01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:28,496
Fire! Jacob,
I got a fire here.

1505
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:32,500
Absolutely perfect.

1506
01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:35,503
Anybody can make these.
It's simple.

1507
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:38,006
What are you doing here?

1508
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,426
I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner for Maria.

1509
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,428
Uh-huh.

1510
01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,431
Look at it.

1511
01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:47,932
Oh!
She'll be impressed.

1512
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,934
Tell her it's Cajun.

1513
01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:50,935
Yes.

1514
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:52,937
What do you call this?

1515
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:54,939
Haven't decided yet,

1516
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:57,942
but I'm leaning toward mystery stew.

1517
01:09:57,943 --> 01:09:59,944
I don't mean to be a pessimist, pop,

1518
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,447
but maybe you need a backup plan.

1519
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:04,449
Is there anything else you know how to make?

1520
01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:05,950
Jelly sandwiches?

1521
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:07,452
Get cracking.

1522
01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:09,454
I used to love jelly sandwiches

1523
01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:10,955
with peanut butter.

1524
01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:12,957
You did, too, when you were a kid.

1525
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:15,960
[Sighs]

1526
01:10:15,961 --> 01:10:17,962
Hey, come on.
Go over there

1527
01:10:17,963 --> 01:10:19,464
and tell her you're sorry. Go ahead.

1528
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:21,466
Oh, I tried to, but she won't even talk to me.

1529
01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:22,967
Not that I blame her.

1530
01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:24,469
[Sighs]

1531
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:31,976
You spend too much time with this Max Goldman.

1532
01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:34,479
I like him, mama, a lot.

1533
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,981
He'll break your heart, like the others.

1534
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:38,983
Nah, this time is different.

1535
01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:40,985
You say Fernando is different,

1536
01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:42,987
and look what happened.

1537
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,989
I was a girl, mama.

1538
01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:47,492
Then there was Eduardo the drunk.

1539
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:49,994
That was a long time ago.

1540
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,997
Marcello the womanizer was not that long ago.

1541
01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:54,999
I'm not listening to this.

1542
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:58,002
And next came Carlo the con man.

1543
01:10:58,504 --> 01:10:59,184
Are you finished?

1544
01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:00,065
I wish I were,

1545
01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:02,507
but then I would be forgetting Antonio!

1546
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,008
[Speaking Italian]

1547
01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:06,511
All 5 I warn you against,

1548
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:10,014
and all 5 you married!

1549
01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:11,015
Mama!

1550
01:11:11,016 --> 01:11:12,517
You are a good girl,

1551
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,519
but you are cursed in love.

1552
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,020
That isn't true.

1553
01:11:16,021 --> 01:11:20,525
For once, Maria, listen to your mama.

1554
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:23,027
Do you care for him?

1555
01:11:24,029 --> 01:11:26,531
Yes.

1556
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,033
Then leave him be.

1557
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:41,546
♫ What a day
this has been ♫

1558
01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:44,549
♫ What a rare mood
I'm in ♫

1559
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:50,054
♫ Why, it's almost like
being in love ♫

1560
01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:53,057
♫ There's a smile
on my face ♫

1561
01:11:53,058 --> 01:11:55,560
♫ For the whole
human race ♫

1562
01:11:55,561 --> 01:12:01,561
♫ Why, it's almost like
being in love ♫

1563
01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:07,567
♫ Ah, the music of life
seems to be ♫

1564
01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:13,578
♫ Like a bell
that is ringing for me... ♫

1565
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,581
♫ ...way that I feel ♫

1566
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:19,584
♫ When that bell
starts to peal ♫

1567
01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:21,586
♫ I would swear
I was falling ♫

1568
01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:25,590
♫ I could swear
I was falling ♫

1569
01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:31,591
♫ Why, it's almost like
being in love ♫

1570
01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:49,864
Hey, pop.

1571
01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:52,867
Well, I've really done it this time.

1572
01:12:52,868 --> 01:12:54,869
I've really screwed it up.

1573
01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:57,372
Jake and Melanie called off the marriage.

1574
01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:59,374
Jake's moved in with Max.

1575
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,376
Max and I are at it again.

1576
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:04,379
And on top of that Ariel's moved
back into her house with Melanie.

1577
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,381
Now, what am I going to do about all that?

1578
01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,883
Huh?

1579
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:09,884
Pop?

1580
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,390
Pop?

1581
01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:38,830
Looks like God remembered you, pop.

1582
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,814
I'm sorry.

1583
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,847
Hey, moron.

1584
01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:21,849
Hello, putz.

1585
01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:23,851
Mind if I join you?

1586
01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:25,853
No. Help yourself.

1587
01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,857
I knew your old man

1588
01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:32,360
longer than I knew my own.

1589
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:35,863
He was always very fond of you, Max.

1590
01:15:35,864 --> 01:15:37,865
He was a good man.

1591
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:38,866
The best.

1592
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:41,869
You know, I didn't mean what I said

1593
01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:43,871
about Melanie the other day.

1594
01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:46,374
You know how I really feel about Jacob.

1595
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,376
He's a good boy.

1596
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,378
Yeah.

1597
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,380
I just don't want him to be lonely.

1598
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,882
He deserves better.

1599
01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:56,384
He deserves Melanie.

1600
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:05,393
So, what do you want to do now?

1601
01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:08,396
Want to get drunk?

1602
01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:10,898
Yeah.

1603
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,833
Come on, Grandpa John. Hurry up!

1604
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,334
Yeah, I'm coming, Allie.

1605
01:16:30,335 --> 01:16:32,336
But you already got enough candy in this bag

1606
01:16:32,337 --> 01:16:34,839
to give the whole neighborhood cavities.

1607
01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:37,842
What are you going to do to
ensure that 6 months from now

1608
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:41,345
you feel happier and
more loved than you do today?

1609
01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:44,348
'Cause you know what? The truth
is, if you don't do something,

1610
01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:46,350
nothing in your life will change.

1611
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:48,853
Spread the seeds, keep it watered,

1612
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:50,354
and watch it grow.

1613
01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,356
♫ Ch-ch-ch-chia ♫

1614
01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:55,359
Have you ever seen anything more amazing?

1615
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,862
Stop the insanity!

1616
01:16:59,364 --> 01:17:01,866
From the most beautiful place in the world

1617
01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:05,870
comes the most exotic tanning
product in the world...

1618
01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:07,371
Hawaiian tropic.

1619
01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:08,873
Natural oils,

1620
01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:10,875
tropical fruits,

1621
01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,877
flora, nuts,

1622
01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:14,879
and protective sunscreens.

1623
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,381
A complete sun care line

1624
01:17:17,382 --> 01:17:19,884
created by one man, Ron Weiss,

1625
01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,385
for one reason.

1626
01:17:21,386 --> 01:17:23,387
Uhh!

1627
01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:24,388
Ah!

1628
01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:26,891
What are you feeding this dog?

1629
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:28,893
Hormel Chili.

1630
01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,895
Eww!

1631
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,897
He likes it.

1632
01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:35,900
Trick or treat!

1633
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,401
Oh, trick or treat.

1634
01:17:37,402 --> 01:17:40,404
I forgot, just plain forgot.

1635
01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:42,907
Hiya, hiya, kids.

1636
01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:44,408
Here's a coaster,

1637
01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:45,910
and there's a stapler for you.

1638
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:48,913
Open your bag.
That's it. Good shot.

1639
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:49,914
Happy Halloween.

1640
01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:51,916
Hi, uncle Max!

1641
01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,417
Who's that? Allie?

1642
01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,418
Hello, Allie.

1643
01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:57,421
Is Allie here?
Oh, look at you.

1644
01:17:57,422 --> 01:17:59,924
Let's hear a polar bear growl.

1645
01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:01,926
Grrr!

1646
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:05,429
Happy Halloween, there, putzo.

1647
01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:07,431
How did you know it was me?

1648
01:18:07,432 --> 01:18:10,434
You wear the same costume
every...Christmas.

1649
01:18:10,435 --> 01:18:11,936
Ha ha ha ha!

1650
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,437
Halloween.

1651
01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:14,939
Hey, Allie.

1652
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,942
Hey, you.
How's your Mom doing?

1653
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,443
Okay. Want
to come over?

1654
01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:22,446
Yeah, how about that? You want to
go over and just say hi, Jake?

1655
01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:24,448
She'd probably throw me out

1656
01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:26,951
the moment she saw my face.

1657
01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:35,459
Uh, Max, I think I got an idea.

1658
01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:39,463
Oh!

1659
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,465
Trick or treat!

1660
01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:43,467
Hey, you! Ohh!

1661
01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:46,470
Mmm! How did
we do tonight?

1662
01:18:46,471 --> 01:18:48,472
Uncle Max gave me a can opener

1663
01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:50,474
and a bunch of laundry detergent.

1664
01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:51,976
He did?

1665
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:54,979
Yes, he did.

1666
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:56,981
Ha!

1667
01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:58,983
Allie?

1668
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,985
I'm going to bed, Mom.

1669
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,487
Don't you want to watch the scary movie?

1670
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:07,992
I said I'm going to bed!

1671
01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:09,994
What has gotten into her?

1672
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:17,501
You look great, Mel.

1673
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:23,507
You look ridiculous.

1674
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:31,515
I needed to see you again, Mel...

1675
01:19:33,518 --> 01:19:36,020
To tell you how sorry I was

1676
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,022
for the way I acted the other day.

1677
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,024
I just thought I couldn't be happy

1678
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,525
unless we were married,

1679
01:19:41,526 --> 01:19:43,527
and I realize now...

1680
01:19:43,528 --> 01:19:48,032
I just want you in my life.

1681
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,534
That's all I want.

1682
01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:54,538
If we ever do get married, I...

1683
01:19:54,539 --> 01:19:57,041
I promise you...

1684
01:19:57,042 --> 01:20:00,544
We'll use a professional wedding coordinator.

1685
01:20:00,545 --> 01:20:03,047
Ha ha ha!

1686
01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,550
You look terrific.

1687
01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:08,052
Oh, Jacob.

1688
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:17,561
Mmm, Jacob?

1689
01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:19,063
Hmm?

1690
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,564
They're watching us.

1691
01:20:20,565 --> 01:20:22,066
No, they're not.

1692
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:23,067
Mm-hmm.

1693
01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:26,070
No, they're not.
Yes, they are.

1694
01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:33,828
Ha ha! Let's celebrate.
Beers are on me.

1695
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,329
I'd love to, Max,

1696
01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:37,331
but I've got someone very special

1697
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:39,333
waiting for me over there.

1698
01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:42,336
Of course, if you had half a brain,

1699
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:44,839
you could have the same thing.

1700
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,340
She dumped me.

1701
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:51,345
Max, would you park that stupid
pride of yours just once?

1702
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,848
You might surprise yourself.

1703
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:06,360
I got to speak to Maria.

1704
01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:11,866
Oh, put down that bat.

1705
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,367
She don't want to see you.

1706
01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:16,370
Well, I ain't leavin' here until I see Maria!

1707
01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:19,373
Ooh, at last, I get to whack him!

1708
01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:20,875
Mama.

1709
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,877
Mama, please.
Please, mama.

1710
01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:29,884
Maria, we need to talk.

1711
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:32,887
There's nothing to talk about.

1712
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,389
Well, at least give me an explanation.

1713
01:21:35,390 --> 01:21:37,391
I think I deserve that much.

1714
01:21:37,392 --> 01:21:39,894
Yes, you're right.

1715
01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:43,898
I have to tell you something.

1716
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:44,899
Yes?

1717
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:48,402
I have been married before.

1718
01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:51,405
To Antonio. I know.

1719
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:56,410
But also to Fernando and Carlo...

1720
01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:59,914
And Eduardo...

1721
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,415
And Marcello.

1722
01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:10,424
Holey Moley.

1723
01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:13,427
You've been married 5 times.

1724
01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:15,930
So now you understand?

1725
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,432
Mother is right.

1726
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,435
I'm cursed in love.

1727
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,441
Wait! Wait!

1728
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:29,944
Will you wait, please?

1729
01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:34,448
I don't know what happened

1730
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:35,950
with those other guys,

1731
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:39,453
but let me tell you something about me.

1732
01:22:42,457 --> 01:22:44,959
I know I'm no great prize,

1733
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:47,461
but I'm loyal, I'm honest,

1734
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:51,966
and I know how to treat a lady.

1735
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:55,469
And anybody says any different

1736
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:57,471
doesn't know her ass from her elbow.

1737
01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:04,478
Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers

1738
01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:05,479
at the house,

1739
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,481
so if you care to join me

1740
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,484
for some mystery stew and some jelly sandwiches,

1741
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:13,487
I would be indeed honored.

1742
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,992
That sounds wonderful.

1743
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:24,498
You must really like jelly sandwiches.

1744
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,000
Yes.

1745
01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:29,670
♫ Ding dong ding dong ding ♫

1746
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,172
♫ Ding ding
ding-a-ling ding ♫

1747
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,673
♫ Yep, yep,
ding-a-ling ding ♫

1748
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:35,176
♫ I hear wedding bells ♫

1749
01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:37,178
♫ Ring woo hoo hoo hoo ♫

1750
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:38,679
♫ Ring-a-long
ding dong ♫

1751
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,681
♫ Ring hee hoo hoo ♫

1752
01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:42,683
♫ Ring-a-long
ding dong ♫

1753
01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:43,684
♫ Ring hee hoo hoo ♫

1754
01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:45,686
♫ Ring-a-long
ding dong... ♫

1755
01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:47,188
Tres magnifique, Max.

1756
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:48,689
Thank you,
Mr. Gustafson.

1757
01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,192
Honey, we're running a little behind.

1758
01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:52,693
We'll meet you at the church, Okay?

1759
01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,195
Don't be late.

1760
01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:56,697
♫ I hear bells
when we're together ♫

1761
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,700
♫ I hear bells,
wedding bells ♫

1762
01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,202
♫ Yep, yep,
ding-a-ling ding ♫

1763
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:03,704
♫ I hear wedding bells... ♫

1764
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:07,708
Say, John, isn't that Sven over there?

1765
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,720
Sven?

1766
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,222
Hey, Sven.

1767
01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:22,723
Sven?

1768
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:23,724
Hey, Sven.

1769
01:24:23,725 --> 01:24:27,228
What's the matter? You look
like you've seen a ghost.

1770
01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:29,730
Biggest fish I ever seen.

1771
01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,732
Catfish hunter.
Yeah.

1772
01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,734
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1773
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:37,238
Oh, I fought the beast for an hour,

1774
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:40,741
and I had him right up into the boat,

1775
01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,243
and then...

1776
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:45,246
He smiled.

1777
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:46,747
He smiled?
See?

1778
01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:48,068
And then he bit the pole in half.

1779
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,251
Holey Moley!

1780
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:53,254
If I hadn't moved my hand at the last moment...

1781
01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,256
Judas priest.

1782
01:24:55,257 --> 01:25:00,261
Oh, that... that was
the biggest...Damn fish

1783
01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,763
I ever seen.

1784
01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:05,266
Whew.

1785
01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:09,270
Don't even think of it.

1786
01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:10,771
My boat is beached

1787
01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:13,274
not more than a hundred yards from here.

1788
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:14,275
No.

1789
01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:15,776
We'll just give it 10 minutes.

1790
01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:17,774
After that we pull anchor and
go straight to the church.

1791
01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:19,280
No.

1792
01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,282
But what if today's the day and we miss him?

1793
01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:22,783
Somebody else could catch our fish!

1794
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:27,288
Some stranger with our fish mounted on his wall!

1795
01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,790
It's too horrible to think about.

1796
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:40,801
Congratulations, Jacob.

1797
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:55,816
Max, let's get the Hell out of here.

1798
01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:57,318
What do you mean, let's get the Hell outta here?

1799
01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:58,819
We've still got more time.

1800
01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:01,322
That damn fish will be
halfway to red wing by now.

1801
01:26:01,323 --> 01:26:02,323
Come on, let's go.

1802
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:03,324
5 more minutes.

1803
01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:04,325
We'll be late!

1804
01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:06,327
Weddings never start on time.

1805
01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:07,328
What's the matter with you?

1806
01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:08,829
What are you worried about?

1807
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,335
I'm going.

1808
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,337
All right. You'll
have to swim back.

1809
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,338
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

1810
01:26:17,339 --> 01:26:18,839
Don't touch my motor.

1811
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:22,343
Will you sit down, John, for crying out loud?

1812
01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:23,844
5 more minutes.

1813
01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:26,764
Just sit there for a minute and shut up.

1814
01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:27,765
Moron.

1815
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:28,766
Putz.

1816
01:26:30,268 --> 01:26:32,770
Holy Jesus. Max!

1817
01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:36,273
Look, look, look, look.

1818
01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:43,280
Easy, easy.

1819
01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:46,283
Easy, easy.

1820
01:26:46,284 --> 01:26:48,285
Don't worry.

1821
01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:51,288
Ahh...

1822
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,291
Look at him go.

1823
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,293
Look at him go.
Look at him go.

1824
01:26:56,294 --> 01:26:57,795
Now he's going to stop.

1825
01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:59,797
[Gasps]

1826
01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:01,799
And now I'm going to...

1827
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,802
Uhh!

1828
01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:07,304
That's catfish hunter.
It's got to be.

1829
01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:08,305
Aah! Ohh!

1830
01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:10,808
I think you pissed him off.

1831
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:14,311
Hang on, Max. I think we're going for a ride.

1832
01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,322
There.

1833
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:27,324
Uhh! Hang on.

1834
01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:29,326
I can't believe it's a fish.

1835
01:27:29,327 --> 01:27:31,328
Maybe it's not a fish.

1836
01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:33,831
Maybe it's something from outer space.

1837
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,332
Keep the tip up.

1838
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,834
The tip is up.

1839
01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:38,335
Tighten the drag.

1840
01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:39,837
He better be dead.

1841
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:43,340
That's the only excuse I'm taking right now.

1842
01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:44,842
Work him! Work him!

1843
01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,844
I'm working him, you dummy.

1844
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:48,846
Pump him! Pump him!
Tip up! Tip up!

1845
01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:50,848
The tip is up, you idiot!

1846
01:27:50,849 --> 01:27:53,350
You're right.
It's not an important day.

1847
01:27:53,351 --> 01:27:55,352
No. No reason to be here.

1848
01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:56,854
Hang on.

1849
01:27:59,858 --> 01:28:01,358
Drop the anchor, Max.

1850
01:28:01,359 --> 01:28:03,360
You cut the anchor, you putz.

1851
01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:04,862
Well, then, grab the net.

1852
01:28:04,863 --> 01:28:07,364
You cut the net, too, you dickhead.

1853
01:28:07,365 --> 01:28:08,365
Here, look at it.

1854
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,367
All right.
Forget the net.

1855
01:28:10,368 --> 01:28:12,369
Just give me a hand, will you?

1856
01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,372
The only thing you ever caught
in your life was a virus.

1857
01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:17,374
Put your gloves on, will you?

1858
01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:18,876
I'll show you how to do it.

1859
01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:20,878
Here's the way you do it.

1860
01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:23,881
Now watch the fisherman work it.

1861
01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:26,383
Grab him!

1862
01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,887
Crime in Italy.

1863
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:33,891
Holey Moley!

1864
01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,393
My God, look at this thing.

1865
01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:38,312
Holey Moley!

1866
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,813
Okay, get his tail.

1867
01:28:39,814 --> 01:28:41,315
I got his tail!

1868
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:42,816
Now!

1869
01:28:42,817 --> 01:28:43,817
Aah!

1870
01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:47,771
Okay.

1871
01:28:47,772 --> 01:28:48,739
Ahh!

1872
01:28:57,298 --> 01:28:59,800
Is that the most beautiful thing

1873
01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:01,802
you've seen in your life?

1874
01:29:01,803 --> 01:29:06,306
If I die today, I die a happy man.

1875
01:29:06,307 --> 01:29:09,309
If you die today, I'm taking your motor.

1876
01:29:09,310 --> 01:29:11,812
Ha ha ha ha!

1877
01:29:11,813 --> 01:29:13,814
Ahh! Ha ha ha!

1878
01:29:17,318 --> 01:29:18,318
Max?

1879
01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:19,820
Huh?

1880
01:29:19,821 --> 01:29:21,822
Let's let him go.

1881
01:29:21,823 --> 01:29:24,324
Are you out of your mind?

1882
01:29:24,325 --> 01:29:27,828
Dad tried to catch that fish for 20 years.

1883
01:29:27,829 --> 01:29:30,831
Catfish hunter deserves
to be in the lake with pop.

1884
01:29:33,334 --> 01:29:36,837
Gustafson, you are one sick bastard.

1885
01:29:36,838 --> 01:29:39,339
Good.

1886
01:29:44,345 --> 01:29:47,347
Good-bye, catfish.

1887
01:29:59,861 --> 01:30:00,861
Huh?

1888
01:30:00,862 --> 01:30:01,862
What?

1889
01:30:01,863 --> 01:30:04,364
Hey! The wedding!
What time is it?

1890
01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:11,405
We've got another wedding

1891
01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:12,906
coming
in at 3:00.

1892
01:30:12,907 --> 01:30:15,409
We'll make it by then.
3:00?

1893
01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:19,913
♫ Get me to the church
on time ♫

1894
01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:21,415
Don't sing that.

1895
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:25,419
Move it!

1896
01:30:26,921 --> 01:30:29,423
Aah! What are you doing?

1897
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:35,929
Okay, just a little bit longer.

1898
01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:37,431
No, Jacob.
That's it for me.

1899
01:30:37,932 --> 01:30:38,932
I'm done. That's it.

1900
01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:40,934
The wedding hasn't started yet.

1901
01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:42,436
♫ Bum bum Ba bum ♫

1902
01:30:42,937 --> 01:30:44,438
Do you see my hands, Jacob?

1903
01:30:44,939 --> 01:30:46,440
Just keep playing.

1904
01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:52,946
Wedding.

1905
01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:54,948
Ho...

1906
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:58,952
jee...

1907
01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:00,454
Jesus!

1908
01:31:02,957 --> 01:31:04,458
Ahem.

1909
01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:20,474
We're here!

1910
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:21,475
Wait! Wait!

1911
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,977
Wait! Hold it!

1912
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:25,479
We're here!

1913
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:26,980
We're here!

1914
01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:28,482
Wait! We're here!

1915
01:31:28,483 --> 01:31:29,483
We're here! Wait!

1916
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:31,485
What's with the boots?

1917
01:31:31,486 --> 01:31:32,986
I'll explain later.

1918
01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,488
You'll explain now.
Where have you been?

1919
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,490
I've been holding this thing up for hours.

1920
01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:37,991
I was, uh...

1921
01:31:55,476 --> 01:31:56,476
See what we missed?

1922
01:31:56,477 --> 01:31:58,478
Thank God we eloped.

1923
01:32:26,507 --> 01:32:28,008
You got the ring?

1924
01:32:28,009 --> 01:32:30,010
Uh, yeah.

1925
01:32:50,031 --> 01:32:54,034
My son-in-law has got the face of a mackerel.

1926
01:32:56,537 --> 01:32:58,538
Ox.

1927
01:32:58,539 --> 01:33:00,540
Nag.

1928
01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:02,542
We are gathered here today

1929
01:33:02,543 --> 01:33:04,544
to join Maxwell Goldman

1930
01:33:04,545 --> 01:33:07,047
and Maria Sophia Colleta ragetti

1931
01:33:07,048 --> 01:33:08,982
in holy matrimony.

1932
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:24,681
Thank you.

1933
01:33:24,682 --> 01:33:27,184
Be sure to watch lucky for us.

1934
01:33:27,185 --> 01:33:30,187
I'm going to miss that ugly mug of his.

1935
01:33:30,188 --> 01:33:31,688
Don't worry, Max.

1936
01:33:31,689 --> 01:33:33,190
You're going to see him before you know it.

1937
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,192
I'm gonna miss your ugly mug, too.

1938
01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:37,110
God bless you, Sir.

1939
01:33:37,111 --> 01:33:39,112
Let go of my hand.
I'm very busy.

1940
01:33:39,113 --> 01:33:41,114
Yoo-hoo!

1941
01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:00,133
Ciao!

1942
01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:08,141
♫ Maria... ♫

1943
01:34:08,142 --> 01:34:10,644
Oh, Max, what's that smell?

1944
01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:12,646
What smell?

1945
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,648
Oh, what's that smell?

1946
01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:17,150
Hmm?

1947
01:34:17,151 --> 01:34:20,153
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1948
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:27,160
What a moron.

1949
01:34:41,559 --> 01:34:44,561
What do you say we go back to my place,

1950
01:34:44,562 --> 01:34:49,566
and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni?

1951
01:34:50,068 --> 01:34:53,070
What do you say we go back to my house,

1952
01:34:53,071 --> 01:34:57,574
and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti?

1953
01:34:57,575 --> 01:34:59,576
Beautiful.

1954
01:34:59,577 --> 01:35:02,079
I am the gangster of love.

1955
01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:04,581
I am the Lothario of farts.

1956
01:35:04,582 --> 01:35:07,084
I don't know where I am.

1957
01:35:07,085 --> 01:35:09,086
Get in the car, Max.

1958
01:35:09,087 --> 01:35:10,087
I can't.

1959
01:35:10,088 --> 01:35:12,589
I farted and I'm afraid to move.

1960
01:35:13,091 --> 01:35:14,591
Dear... wha...

1961
01:35:14,592 --> 01:35:16,593
what the Hell is her name?

1962
01:35:16,594 --> 01:35:18,095
Ariel?

1963
01:35:18,096 --> 01:35:19,596
What's her name again?

1964
01:35:19,597 --> 01:35:21,598
Maria.

1965
01:35:21,599 --> 01:35:23,100
She left me.

1966
01:35:23,101 --> 01:35:24,101
You're surprised?

1967
01:35:24,102 --> 01:35:26,603
You don't even know her name.

1968
01:35:28,606 --> 01:35:32,109
Hey, dickhead, I'm stuck.

1969
01:35:34,112 --> 01:35:35,612
I've been to Hawaii.

1970
01:35:36,114 --> 01:35:37,114
Which island?

1971
01:35:37,115 --> 01:35:39,616
I-kinda-like-a-poke-ya.

1972
01:35:39,617 --> 01:35:41,618
You-like-a-licky-dicky.

1973
01:35:41,619 --> 01:35:43,620
I'm-a-kinda-kinky.

1974
01:35:43,621 --> 01:35:44,621
Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee?

1975
01:35:44,622 --> 01:35:48,125
Some stranger could catch our fish.

1976
01:35:48,626 --> 01:35:52,129
Some schmuck with his fish and my fish

1977
01:35:52,130 --> 01:35:53,630
and your fish up on the wall,

1978
01:35:53,631 --> 01:35:55,632
and I am...

1979
01:35:59,137 --> 01:36:01,638
Get another actor.
Please.

1980
01:36:01,639 --> 01:36:05,642
She's nothing but a pigheaded Italian with...

1981
01:36:07,145 --> 01:36:08,645
One more from the top,

1982
01:36:08,646 --> 01:36:10,143
and a little bit more out of breath, yeah?

1983
01:36:10,148 --> 01:36:12,149
If I was more out of breath, I'd be dead.

1984
01:36:12,150 --> 01:36:14,151
You're still a putz.

1985
01:36:14,152 --> 01:36:15,152
That's my line!

1986
01:36:15,153 --> 01:36:19,156
You will never even know it's there.

1987
01:36:19,157 --> 01:36:21,158
Okay. Mmm!

1988
01:36:21,159 --> 01:36:22,659
I love you! Mmm!

1989
01:36:25,163 --> 01:36:27,164
Ohh!

1990
01:36:27,165 --> 01:36:28,665
He's a criminal.

1991
01:36:32,670 --> 01:36:35,172
Should the veil be up?

1992
01:36:36,674 --> 01:36:38,175
Ho...

1993
01:36:38,176 --> 01:36:39,676
ox!

1994
01:36:39,677 --> 01:36:41,178
Jesus Christ.

1995
01:36:41,179 --> 01:36:45,182
Why the don't you look where you're going there?

1996
01:36:45,183 --> 01:36:47,184
Why don't you come to my place?

1997
01:36:47,185 --> 01:36:49,686
I'll show you my beefy bologna.

1998
01:36:49,687 --> 01:36:51,188
Huh? No?

1999
01:36:51,189 --> 01:36:54,691
How would you like my bony macaroni?

2000
01:36:54,692 --> 01:36:58,695
Or my fatty Alfredo?

2001
01:36:58,696 --> 01:37:00,697
Or my hard salami?

2002
01:37:00,698 --> 01:37:01,698
I got 'em all.

2003
01:37:08,206 --> 01:37:11,374
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