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First recovery.

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You nailed that key change
on "Too Far."

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Oh, thanks.

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You were out of your mind.
Chewing the keys off the board.

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You were better than Kurt Cobain.
You're like Hurt Cobain.

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A.D.D.

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You guys are sweet.

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First fan. Ha-ha!

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That did sound pretty good.

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It was better than good.
It was sweet.

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You're so wet.

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- Yes. Yes! Our band is sweet.
- No!

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- Sweet!
- Oh, my God.

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I'm not leaving you out, Mattie.
I'm saving the biggest hug for you...

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...because you brought me here.
- Uncle Rob, we don't need...

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- Oh, there we go. Shh.
- Oh, God.

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- Uncle Fish has got you there, big fella.
- So moist.

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Hi.

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Um, we were wondering if we could
buy you guys a beer or something.

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First groupies.

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Unfortunately, they are not of age.
Fortunately...

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...I am double the legal limit
for after-show parties.

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Yeah, we were kind of looking
for someone...

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...a little closer to our age,
but thanks.

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First blow-off. Let the games begin.

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Oh, man.
This is where rock 'n' roll came to die.

27
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It's all about text chats
and Playbox with you guys.

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- It's Xbox.
- Whatever.

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We're on tour.

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- You may never get this chance again.
- Come on.

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Okay? We have gotta cut loose.

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I feel like I cut loose
when I'm on-stage.

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Then I like to rest and unwind a little bit.
Please move.

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- And you call yourself my nephew.
- He's right.

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- It's late. We're tired.
- You're like a bunch of grandmas.

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You look like <i>Miss Saigon.</i>

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Wait, I get it. You guys don't know
what it means to go on tour.

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- Don't you do this.
- Well, I do.

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You're a monster.

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<i>Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!</i>

41
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I am a golden Fish!

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Woo-hoo!

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Woo-hoo!

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Yeah! Now we got a party!

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- Aah!
- Oh!

46
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Hey, man. What's wrong?

47
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We're in the joint.

48
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We're going behind bars, man!
This is awesome.

49
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This is what being a rock star's
all about!

50
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Yeah, I don't know. I guess for me,
it's always been more about the music.

51
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No, music definitely
plays an important part.

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I just...

53
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I always hope maybe, you know...

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...someday, my dad
would hear one of my songs...

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...and feel, I don't know, something.

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You want my advice?

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You got a good thing going.

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Don't chase something
you're never gonna get.

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It's his loss. He's the one missing out.

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Trust me. I know.

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I got the best seat in the house.

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Right between the guitar
and the bass.

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- Fishman. You all made bail.
- Yes.

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- How?
- Thank you. The fans.

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The magic of rock 'n' roll.
Come on, where's my posse?

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That, my friends, is what happens
when you're a rock star.

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- Night, guys.
- Night, Fish.

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Oh, crap.

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Mom?

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I trusted you. I vouched for you
and for the safety of these kids.

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This is how you pay me back? By being
a drunken, irresponsible, drunken...

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- You said "drunken."
- I know.

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- What is wrong with you? Hey, Kim.
- Hey, Lisa.

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Two arrests in three weeks?

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What does it feel like
to destroy a hotel room?

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It must be freeing.
It's gotta be freeing, huh?

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You have no idea.

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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

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You are such an idiot.

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Come on, Matt. We're going.
Tour's over.

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You can't cancel the t...
Lower my voice.

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You can't cancel the tour.

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- He's right. People are digging...
- I don't care if you're selling out arenas.

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- I don't trust Drummer Boy...
- What?

85
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- Let's go.
- I'm not going home.

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I'm not, either. And don't call my uncle
Little Drummer Boy.

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- He's a big drummer boy.
- I'm the mother, you're the child.

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No, because I show you respect,
and then you don't listen.

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- I can't hear you.
- Hey. Guys. Guys.

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- You don't listen to me.
- We're a band and we stick together.

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We're finishing the tour.

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I'm sorry if you guys have a problem,
but that's the way it is.

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Yeah.

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- Okay, I'll go.
- What?

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I don't think it's fair.
These kids cancel their tour...

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...because Baby Huey over here
isn't responsible enough to be an adult...

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...so I will go.

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- I'll go too.
- Oh, be quiet, Stan.

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No. A tour with parents is not a tour.
On this point, I will not bend. That's it.

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My line in the sand has been drawn.

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I just wanna say
on behalf of the band...

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...it's kind of a buzz-kill
having you on the tour.

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Really? If you hadn't been such a jackass,
I wouldn't have to be here.

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Whatever. I just need you
to do a little babysitting...

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...and don't rain on my parade, okay?
Because I'm living my dream.

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Did you always have that knee brace
in your dream?

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What did I say about raining
on my parade?

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Sorry. You know what? I'm sorry.

109
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You are an adult. I mean, technically.

110
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You can do what you want. I just think
you might want to start to take it easy.

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Take it easy? Thanks, the Eagles.

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No. I spent my whole life
taking it easy...

113
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...and now I'm making up
for lost time.

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- Hoo-hoo!
- All right.

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I'm gonna do whatever I want.
Watch this.

116
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I may go moon a trucker.

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Or streak up and down the bus,
or take a nap.

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Not sure which. My choice.
Hmm. Make a decision.

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I think I'll take a nap. Excuse me.

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Okey-dokey.

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I have a silly question. Do you
have any hand sanitizer?

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I do. I've used it for
other things, but you're welcome to it.

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Jesus Christ.

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<i>Hello?</i>
- Hey, it's D.V. Put me on shout, yo.

125
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<i>- Hey, are you guys sitting down?</i>
- One second.

126
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<i>- Yeah, well stand up. I got great news.</i>
- Okay.

127
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You're gonna shoot a music video.

128
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Whoo! Yes!

129
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<i>I got us the hottest video director</i>
<i>in town.</i>

130
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Yeah. All right, I gotta go.
I'm in a tremendous amount of pain.

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Cut it, please. Cut...

132
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We're rehearsing now.
That means you should move.

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Your mouth and your body.

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Go backwards in slow motion,
then say the words backwards.

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Where's the girl?

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Say the words backwards.

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In post it's all gonna be forward.

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You have to go backwards
for me to make it forward, get it?

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- Where's the girl?
- Don't hold your breath.

140
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- What is happening?
- Excuse me, Kip?

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- Yes?
- Listen, can we call this a day?

142
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- No. No, this isn't happening.
- Listen to me.

143
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- What's going on?
- Go ahead.

144
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It's Amelia.
She's just having a really tough day.

145
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- Not feeling like a rock star.
- I'll go talk to her.

146
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Okay. Good luck with that.

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- Amelia?
- Just go away.

148
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Come on, it's okay to be nervous.

149
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I either throw up or get the runs
before every show.

150
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- Last night it was both.
- Gross. Leave me alone.

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Come on. Girlfriend, we need you.
Come on.

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- I'm sorry. I just can't.
- Hey, what's wrong?

153
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- I told that idiot stylist not to brush it.
- Let me see.

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Holy sh... Oh, wow. Hey.

155
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- See? I look like shit, okay? Go away.
- Listen, it's just hair. It's no biggie.

156
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Maybe girls like me
just don't belong in music videos.

157
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You know, if that's the look
that they want, they should just...

158
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...grab one of those annoying little girls
hanging on Curtis.

159
00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:02,834
Don't say that.

160
00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:07,074
Those girls are a dime a dozen.
That is why you are in this band...

161
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...and they are not. Because you
have looks and personality.

162
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You've got attitude,
you've got edge...

163
00:10:13,081 --> 00:10:18,155
...you've got pure, unfiltered
badass-ed-ness. Yeah.

164
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Now, as far as the 'do goes...

165
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...take it from someone that's been
at war with their hair.

166
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It just needs a little bit of love
and a lot of product.

167
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Welcome back.

168
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Smile? No smile?

169
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Thanks, Fish.

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- Good job.
- This part's gonna blow people's minds.

171
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I'm gonna shoot you with this old Bolex,
stop-motion, you're gonna be animated.

172
00:11:04,321 --> 00:11:08,314
So pick your spot, take your breath,
and move a tiny bit.

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Move a tiny bit.

174
00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:14,353
Move a tiny bit.

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Move a tiny bit. Wait a minute.

176
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- You have a tattoo.
- What? Where?

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Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get that checked out.

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00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:23,832
Funny. Good. I'm just saying
it's weird...

179
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...because you have a tattoo,
but you're a mom.

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00:11:26,961 --> 00:11:31,034
Gee, nothing gets by you, does it?
Yes, I have a tattoo, and I am a mom.

181
00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:32,839
A few too many flirtinis?

182
00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:35,390
Close. It was an old band.

183
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- You were in a band?
- Mm-hm.

184
00:11:37,481 --> 00:11:39,870
I was in an all-girl punk band.

185
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,190
No way. That's awesome.

186
00:11:41,361 --> 00:11:45,673
Yeah. Put a safety pin in my T-shirt
and I'm a badass. Good times.

187
00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:50,710
So what happened to the old "S.W."
band? Why'd you give it up?

188
00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,553
Well, I'm not exactly sure...

189
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...but I think it had something to do
with the fact that...

190
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...a pregnant 17-year-old lead singer...

191
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...wasn't exactly what MTV
was looking for.

192
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:04,158
- They so lack vision.
- Cut! You moved too much. Okay?

193
00:12:04,321 --> 00:12:08,075
"Tiny bit" means tiny bit, not big bit
or regular bit. Tiny bit. Move a tiny bit.

194
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,960
I don't know why you're blinking
more than a normal person...

195
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,794
...but blink like a normal person
or don't blink.

196
00:12:13,961 --> 00:12:14,950
So your choice.

197
00:12:25,601 --> 00:12:27,193
Matt.

198
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:31,950
- Matt.
- Yeah, you okay?

199
00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:35,796
- Do you sleep with your eyes open?
- No, I'm fine.

200
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Good night.

201
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,594
Hey, can you sign my shirt?

202
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,556
You're... You're very
well-proportioned.

203
00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:29,151
- Hey. Good night.
- Good night.

204
00:13:41,641 --> 00:13:45,395
<i>You Tube sensation A.D.D.</i>
<i>have gone from total unknowns...</i>

205
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<i>... to a top- 10 album,</i>
<i>a number one single...</i>

206
00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:51,117
<i>... and a sold-out tour</i>
<i>in just three short months.</i>

207
00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:55,111
Thank you very much.
You have a great night.

208
00:13:57,321 --> 00:13:58,754
I love you, Matt.

209
00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:03,239
Somebody threw this at me,
and it's got a telephone number...

210
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,790
...an e-mail address, and it's big.

211
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,519
Rock 'n' roll.

212
00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:13,720
- Let me see that.
- Hey, hey. A.D.D., you were amazing.

213
00:14:13,881 --> 00:14:17,237
Oh, wow.
Mattie, oh, it was so incredible.

214
00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:20,279
Everybody loved it and they were
singing along with the words.

215
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:24,036
They were mouthing your words.
You were good, Fish.

216
00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:28,433
Oh, my goodness. That was great, guys.
Unh! Give it up.

217
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,638
Okay, I understand. Nice. Nicely done.
Here's the plan, okay?

218
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:35,953
We gotta go down, give some face time
to the fans, then get out of here, okay?

219
00:14:36,121 --> 00:14:39,670
MySpace is throwing you guys a party,
and I don't wanna be late.

220
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,550
Wanna get there before all the good
T-A-l-L is taken, know what I'm saying?

221
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:45,040
We can spell.

222
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,669
Yeah. Yeah, no, I get that.
That makes sense.

223
00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:50,913
Hello. Hello there. Hi.
I don't think we've been introduced.

224
00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:54,232
- David Marshall, Matchbook Records.
- Hey. Kim Powell. I'm Curtis' mom.

225
00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:55,959
Oh!

226
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,637
The wellspring, huh?

227
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,360
Excuse me?

228
00:15:00,641 --> 00:15:03,394
I would love to spend nine months
inside you.

229
00:15:06,561 --> 00:15:08,472
Why's everybody being quiet?

230
00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:10,598
Ha-ha-ha!
- Hoo-hoo!

231
00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:13,912
There it is. It's like a school bus
for assholes.

232
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,879
- I'm not gonna get in that thing.
- That is a nice ride.

233
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,636
- Yeah. Go have fun.
- Come on, let's go.

234
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:23,309
- Oh, wow. Yellow.
- Yeah. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

235
00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:25,800
Okay, let's go.

236
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:28,919
I'm gonna cut to the chase,
because that's how I do, but...

237
00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:31,549
You're familiar
with the term "MILF"?

238
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,839
Because I would never use that
to describe you, ever.

239
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,037
I hate that term. It disgusts me.

240
00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:41,672
No, no, no. you are more
of a "MILMSLT."

241
00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:45,916
That's a mother I'd like to
make sweet love to.

242
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:50,111
Oh, thank you.
I'm really flattered, actually.

243
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:54,556
Um, so are you familiar
with the term "PILS"?

244
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,679
No, no, no. What's a PILS?

245
00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:00,071
It's a person I'd like to stab.

246
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:07,435
- I know.
- Oh, that's good. Watch out here.

247
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,512
Cougar's got claws.

248
00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:11,637
- I'm gonna hop in the Hummer.
- Good idea.

249
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,519
- I'll see you guys in the Hummer.
- Go.

250
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,080
Hit the omelet bar.

251
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,471
- Well played, my lady.
- Shall we?

252
00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,836
You know, I'm gonna take a rain check.

253
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:22,390
Really? You? A rain check, huh?

254
00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:24,791
- Okay.
- Well, you know, I got...

255
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:28,397
...a date back at the club
with a couple of shorties, so...

256
00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:32,349
- Oh, all right. See you later.
- Okay. All right.

257
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,275
Don't wait up for me, okay,
because I'm gonna be:

258
00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:38,160
- Whoop, whoop! Whoop.
- See you.

259
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:03,080
Mattie?
- Hi.

260
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:07,029
- Hi. Are you okay?
- Oh, super duper. I am just doing...

261
00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:08,520
- This is some...
- Who is she?

262
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,430
I don't know her name.
I've seen her at our shows...

263
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:15,310
...and I've wanted to engage her,
but I just get so nervous.

264
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,553
- Which one is she?
- She's sitting at the bar, in the blue.

265
00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,712
- No. Don't stare.
- I'm not staring.

266
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,759
You're embarrassing me in front of her.
Just be respectful.

267
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,231
She's the one sitting over there
in the blue T-shirt.

268
00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:32,040
Uh, okay. The shirt that reads
"I heart Matt" in rhinestones?

269
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,475
That could be a coincidence.

270
00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:36,474
Maybe it's "I heart Matt" LeBlanc
from TV's the <i>Friends.</i>

271
00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:39,758
Look at me, Amelia.

272
00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:43,880
Look at me. I am not the world's
most handsome guy here.

273
00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:45,915
And...

274
00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:49,592
...I don't know how to speak to a girl,
other than you.

275
00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,558
I've never kissed a girl.

276
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:56,033
I've never asked one to go to a movie
or maybe go to dinner, or...

277
00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:03,041
There, okay?
Now you've had the experience.

278
00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:05,431
Now go talk to her
and quit pussing out.

279
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:19,000
Hi. Nice to meet you.

280
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:35,395
- Could you sign this, please?
- Oh, yeah.

281
00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:37,711
Yeah, that would be great.

282
00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:50,834
Huh.

283
00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:56,670
Hello?

284
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:02,072
- Hey. Can I?
- Sure, come on in.

285
00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:06,349
You're back already, huh?
How were the smallies?

286
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:10,590
Shorties, and I decided to call it
an early night tonight.

287
00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:13,514
Those were some great moves,
by the way.

288
00:19:14,201 --> 00:19:15,190
Yeah, great.

289
00:19:16,641 --> 00:19:19,553
So this is supposed to be a guitar.

290
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:22,873
Yeah, it's a guitar. It's really fun.
Do you wanna play?

291
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,271
- Come on. Come on.
- All right.

292
00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:27,875
- All right, just put it on. Okay.
- Okay.

293
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,477
See? It goes red, blue.
- I'm lost.

294
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:31,835
- Blue.
- Blue.

295
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:36,279
- And hit this so you can get extra points.
- I love this song. This song is awesome.

296
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,590
You're doing it.

297
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,434
- I'm kicking your ass is what I'm doing.
- You're not even.

298
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:44,230
- Yeah.
- Now we're a rock band.

299
00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:45,914
Double head.

300
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:53,270
May I introduce
A.D.D.'s first video. Pow!

301
00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:18,952
You know, verse, chorus, verse, chorus.
You've heard the song.

302
00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:20,713
So, what do you think, huh?

303
00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:24,476
I'm not even embarrassed by it,
and I'm embarrassed by, like, everything.

304
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,074
Well, your body's changing.

305
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:29,517
Don't you hate how the camera itself
adds 10 pounds?

306
00:20:29,681 --> 00:20:33,674
Yeah. The camera and food, right?
If you like that, you're gonna love this.

307
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:34,876
This little puppy...

308
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,875
...is going to debut next Monday
as the number nine video in the country.

309
00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:41,756
Yeah. All right.

310
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:44,640
And you're gonna crap
your khakis when you hear this.

311
00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:47,599
Y'all just got asked to open
for Vesuvius...

312
00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:51,037
...in honor of their induction into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Huh?

313
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,159
That's pretty great, right?

314
00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:56,836
Like a " Cleveland up-and-comers
open for Cleveland legends" thizz-ang.

315
00:20:57,001 --> 00:21:00,880
Not to mention, it keeps it all in the
Matchbook family, which is good.

316
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,599
No. No.

317
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,876
No, no, no.

318
00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:07,956
Fish, Fish? Breathe, breathe.
You have to breathe.

319
00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:09,918
All right. Okay.

320
00:21:10,721 --> 00:21:12,791
What if I said yes already?
Where does that leave us?

321
00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:15,154
Oh, God. Okay, all right, Fish?

322
00:21:17,921 --> 00:21:21,596
- Drama.
- No!

323
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,596
- I'll go talk to him.
- No, no. Just sit. I'll do it.

324
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:27,752
You guys realize
if you open for Vesuvius...

325
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:31,152
...you'll get to play
in front of 20,000 people.

326
00:21:31,881 --> 00:21:34,190
Fish has a history with them.
We can't do that.

327
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:39,037
Look, I love Fish. I do. I love that guy.
And I never say love...

328
00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:42,159
...but the guy's practically
in a full-body cast.

329
00:21:42,321 --> 00:21:45,757
You know what I mean? I think it's time
we put him out of his misery.

330
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,559
Know what I'm saying?
We need to freshen the look of the band.

331
00:21:50,721 --> 00:21:52,518
- What do you say?
- A band's a family.

332
00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:54,478
You don't turn your back on family.

333
00:21:57,481 --> 00:21:59,597
What is this, <i>Full House?</i>
Are you kidding?

334
00:21:59,761 --> 00:22:02,673
He stays. That's that.

335
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:07,071
You know what? You're right.
Yeah. No, he stays. Good call.

336
00:22:08,481 --> 00:22:13,157
- Hey. Fish!
- No, no! I can't do it. I won't do it.

337
00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:15,710
"Promised Land" is my song.
I came up with the title.

338
00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,633
And they are in the promised land...

339
00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:20,873
...and I'm walking around in the desert
for 40 years. I'm Moses.

340
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:24,238
I led them to the land of milk
and honey and three-ways and orgies...

341
00:22:24,961 --> 00:22:27,111
- Fish. Listen to me.
- And I'm eating manna...

342
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,632
I can't... I can't hear you...

343
00:22:32,841 --> 00:22:33,990
Ooh.

344
00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:36,360
Hello, Yoko.

345
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,197
- What was that for?
- To shut you up.

346
00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:47,359
- Okay.
- Now listen to me.

347
00:22:47,521 --> 00:22:49,989
You have already made it
to the promised land, okay?

348
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,391
Not the way you thought,
but you've made it.

349
00:22:52,561 --> 00:22:55,917
Are you gonna blow this
because of some stupid grudge?

350
00:22:56,161 --> 00:23:00,473
Come on. Just let it go.
Play the gig. Please.

351
00:23:03,401 --> 00:23:05,790
Your witchy, witchy ways
won't work on me.

352
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:11,751
I am never opening for Vesuvius.

353
00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:27,716
Oh, oh, oh. Hey, buddy. Hey, man.
What a coincidence, huh?

354
00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:30,793
- I didn't know you were staying here.
- Yeah, I love this place.

355
00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:32,679
Same floor and everything.

356
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:37,878
I wanna say
I think it's super awesome...

357
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,997
...that you're cool with Fish
banging your mom.

358
00:23:40,161 --> 00:23:42,550
- What are you talking about?
- I'm just saying...

359
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,077
...it's mature that you approve of him
hitting that sweet stuff.

360
00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:48,801
Cool as a fan, man.
You're a cool, cool kid.

361
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:53,193
You're like Vin Diesel
wrapped in a Jeremy Piven pie.

362
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,912
All right. Here we are.

363
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,633
You know what? I just realized
I'm not in this hotel.

364
00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:06,119
Take care, kiddo.
You're a rock star. Whoo!

365
00:24:39,321 --> 00:24:42,199
If you guys have been dying to spend
some time in Cleveland...

366
00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:46,400
...come out next month when A.D.D.'s
gonna be doing a free arena show.

367
00:24:53,881 --> 00:24:57,430
We're gonna be opening up for
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees...

368
00:24:57,601 --> 00:24:59,512
...the mighty Vesuvius.

369
00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:03,954
Hey, hey. I thought you said
we weren't gonna do that.

370
00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,919
- I decided we were.
- Guys, we should discuss this later.

371
00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:08,673
There's no need. It's a done deal.

372
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,958
I am not doing that, okay?
I am not opening for them.

373
00:25:13,481 --> 00:25:15,199
You think we should open
for Vesuvius?

374
00:25:17,081 --> 00:25:18,753
Then you better find a new drummer.

375
00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,392
Know why you're in this band?
You're a joke.

376
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,597
I'm not letting
my mom go out with a joke.

377
00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:26,639
And I'm not missing the show of my life
because of you.

378
00:25:31,841 --> 00:25:34,401
Ow! Ow!

379
00:25:43,801 --> 00:25:46,759
What? You've never seen anyone
kick over their drums in anger...

380
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,912
...jump off the stage
and twist both ankles?

381
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:53,438
No.
- Well, now you have. Ow.

382
00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:55,075
Make a path.

383
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,158
Oh, no.

384
00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:13,753
Fish. It's okay. Are you okay?

385
00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:15,470
Yeah. Yeah.

386
00:26:15,961 --> 00:26:17,792
- You all right?
- Yeah, top of the world.

387
00:26:17,961 --> 00:26:20,475
Thanks. My left ankle is making
a pretty serious clicking noise.

388
00:26:21,801 --> 00:26:23,996
- Yeah, I hear that.
- Yeah.

389
00:26:24,161 --> 00:26:26,595
Listen. We need to talk to Curtis.

390
00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:29,833
Fish, we kissed. Once. On tour.

391
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:34,836
You know what this is. This isn't real.
In real life, I am Curtis's mom...

392
00:26:35,001 --> 00:26:39,119
...and you are... Oh, you are just a guy
who won't grow up.

393
00:26:39,281 --> 00:26:42,956
I tried growing up, okay?
For 20 years.

394
00:26:43,121 --> 00:26:47,160
I tried it. I hated every moment of it,
and I'm not going back to that.

395
00:26:47,321 --> 00:26:51,360
You never even moved forward.
You didn't give being an adult a chance.

396
00:26:51,521 --> 00:26:54,718
You're just living in some moment
that happened 20 years ago.

397
00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:58,190
You said you didn't have it
figured it out either.

398
00:26:58,361 --> 00:27:01,637
I don't, but at least
I'm living in the present.

399
00:27:17,561 --> 00:27:19,517
Hello, rat.

400
00:27:26,721 --> 00:27:30,191
Here we are. Check it out, guys, huh?
Not bad.

401
00:27:30,361 --> 00:27:32,716
Yeah, yeah.
- Uh-oh.

402
00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:35,759
Who could that be?
Guys, this is your new drummer, Paul.

403
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:39,152
Go ahead and get to know him better.
Give him a nickname. Any animal.

404
00:27:39,321 --> 00:27:42,233
Except Fish. Obviously,
that would be a little awkward.

405
00:27:42,401 --> 00:27:44,915
Cool. Great. Well, come on.
Let's go. Let's rehearse.

406
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:46,870
Set up. Come on.

407
00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:49,675
Yeah, there we go. All right.

408
00:28:09,281 --> 00:28:10,999
Any last requests?

409
00:28:11,161 --> 00:28:12,674
Be gentle.

410
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:24,275
Robert, I like your r�sum�.

411
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:29,356
I certainly love your objectives,
and Stan speaks very highly of you.

412
00:28:30,201 --> 00:28:33,716
I do notice that your last job
was a few months ago.

413
00:28:34,961 --> 00:28:36,553
What have you been doing since then?

414
00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:45,509
He's been taking some time
to recharge the old batteries.

415
00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:48,195
And now I'm ready to work here
until I die.

416
00:28:55,241 --> 00:28:59,996
I don't even wanna talk to him about it.
It's so frustrating and it's so unfair.

417
00:29:00,161 --> 00:29:01,594
Hey.

418
00:29:02,401 --> 00:29:05,359
Hey. We were supposed to start
two hours ago.

419
00:29:05,521 --> 00:29:08,160
Relax. I figured you guys
could just practice with Paul.

420
00:29:08,321 --> 00:29:10,755
Ever since you forced Fish out...

421
00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:12,479
...this went from being a band...

422
00:29:12,641 --> 00:29:14,632
...to being you
and some people behind you.

423
00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:17,395
I didn't force him out of the band.
He quit.

424
00:29:17,561 --> 00:29:21,634
You were mean and manipulative,
and you completely forced him out.

425
00:29:23,481 --> 00:29:25,995
- This Paul thing is good for us.
- Are you kidding me?

426
00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:29,551
Look at him. It's like
Abercrombie's making people now.

427
00:29:29,721 --> 00:29:30,836
We need Fish.

428
00:29:31,721 --> 00:29:35,270
You know? He's sloppy and stupid,
and he's full of life.

429
00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:37,517
We're not the same without him.
You know it.

430
00:29:37,681 --> 00:29:40,514
Okay, yeah. He said
he won't open for Vesuvius.

431
00:29:40,681 --> 00:29:44,674
Curtis, had you gone up to him
and just said it from your heart...

432
00:29:44,841 --> 00:29:48,959
...how important it was for you
and the band, he would have done it.

433
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,511
- Mattie's right. I mean, he would have.
- He would've done it in a second.

434
00:29:52,681 --> 00:29:55,559
Because he loves you.

435
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,560
Know what, guys? I'm really not
in the mood to practice.

436
00:30:04,281 --> 00:30:07,717
I hope you know that I'm getting paid
whether we practice or not.

437
00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:09,879
Shut up, Paul.

438
00:30:48,521 --> 00:30:50,159
Hey.

439
00:30:50,521 --> 00:30:52,079
Hey.

440
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,953
Listen, I had no idea
real life was so boring.

441
00:30:57,521 --> 00:31:00,354
And soul crushing.
Don't forget soul crushing.

442
00:31:00,521 --> 00:31:02,239
That's a nice suit.

443
00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:04,998
I'm gonna kill you.

444
00:31:05,521 --> 00:31:07,637
You mind if I sit?

445
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,680
So...

446
00:31:10,841 --> 00:31:14,720
...Matt says that if I'd asked you
in a nicer way to open for Vesuvius...

447
00:31:14,881 --> 00:31:16,633
...you'd have said yes.

448
00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:19,440
Well, even though he's a genius,
he's an idiot.

449
00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:21,956
I am not opening for no Vesuvius.

450
00:31:22,121 --> 00:31:25,909
- You're being a baby.
- No, I'm not. I'm being realistic.

451
00:31:26,081 --> 00:31:28,276
You're telling me Robert Fishman,
a.k.a. Fish...

452
00:31:28,441 --> 00:31:32,992
...has a chance to play Q Arena
in front of 20,000 screaming fans...

453
00:31:33,161 --> 00:31:35,231
...and he's not gonna take it?

454
00:31:35,601 --> 00:31:38,434
I saw Ozzy bite the head off a bat
on that stage.

455
00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:41,911
You could see A.D.D. there with
a really good seat between the guitar...

456
00:31:42,081 --> 00:31:44,515
...and bass.
- And the bass. Best seat in the house.

457
00:31:46,481 --> 00:31:48,437
No. No way.

458
00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:52,389
I am not opening for Vesuvius.
They can open for me.

459
00:31:53,241 --> 00:31:54,435
It's not fair.

460
00:31:54,601 --> 00:31:56,478
Of course not. Who said life was fair?

461
00:31:56,641 --> 00:31:59,280
- Don't be so mature.
- You want my advice?

462
00:31:59,441 --> 00:32:01,511
You got a good thing going.

463
00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:05,479
You shouldn't be chasing something
you're never gonna get back.

464
00:32:05,641 --> 00:32:08,109
Keep stealing my lines,
I'll punch you in the eye.

465
00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:12,639
Let me tell you how it's gonna be.
You're gonna suck it up...

466
00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:15,918
...because A.D.D. needs a sloppy-ass
Robert Fishman-type drummer.

467
00:32:16,081 --> 00:32:21,030
It's just one more night, one more show.
Just finish what you started.

468
00:32:23,521 --> 00:32:25,034
What do you say?

469
00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:29,435
I say...

470
00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:34,751
...I am the best sloppy-ass
Robert Fishman-type drummer there is.

471
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,957
- Ow.
- Ooh, I'm sorry.

472
00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:41,476
Excuse me, everyone?
May I have your attention?

473
00:32:41,641 --> 00:32:43,791
I want you all to know
that me and my band...

474
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,794
...are gonna play the Q Arena.

475
00:32:46,961 --> 00:32:49,156
And I want you to know
it is never too late.

476
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:51,073
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

477
00:32:51,241 --> 00:32:52,799
Yeah. All right.

478
00:32:52,961 --> 00:32:54,792
It is never too late to rock.

479
00:32:54,961 --> 00:32:57,475
Come on, guys. Let's go. Stage dive.
Stage dive.

480
00:32:57,641 --> 00:32:59,199
Stage dive.

481
00:32:59,361 --> 00:33:02,159
We're gonna bodysurf you
on out of here. Come on. Let's go.

482
00:33:02,841 --> 00:33:06,117
All right. Here we go.
Rock 'n' roll!

483
00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:11,153
Ow, ow, ow. My carpal tunnel.
Okay, put me down.

484
00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,110
Yes.

485
00:33:19,161 --> 00:33:22,358
All right. Can you feel the excitement?

486
00:33:22,521 --> 00:33:25,399
I sat right there for Metallica...

487
00:33:25,561 --> 00:33:28,678
...way up there for M�tley Cr�e,
behind the stage for Van Halen...

488
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,674
...but I never thought
I would be standing here.

489
00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:33,513
I'm so nervous.
I'm gonna be sick.

490
00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:35,273
Act like we're back in the garage.

491
00:33:35,441 --> 00:33:39,354
Yeah, with 20,000 Vesuvius fans
just chilling on the driveway.

492
00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:42,479
- You think they'll like us?
- We're gonna make them like us.

493
00:33:42,641 --> 00:33:46,793
There they are. Woo-hoo!
A.D.D. Ha-ha!

494
00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:51,830
Fish, dude, so glad to have you
back, bro. For real, for real.

495
00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:55,596
Everybody at Matchbook is happy
you worked out your thing.

496
00:33:56,321 --> 00:33:58,232
Well? You ready?

497
00:33:58,481 --> 00:34:00,517
Let's get ready to do this show.
Come on.

498
00:34:00,681 --> 00:34:04,151
All right. Come on, let's go.

499
00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,519
Okay, guys, follow me.

500
00:34:25,681 --> 00:34:29,356
I got A.D.D. right here with me.
This way.

501
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:36,277
Clear the hall. Vesuvius coming
through. Vesuvius coming through.

502
00:35:04,881 --> 00:35:06,439
Ha-ha! Uh-oh!

503
00:35:06,601 --> 00:35:09,559
A.D.D., let me introduce you
to the mighty Vesuvius.

504
00:35:10,561 --> 00:35:12,517
David Marshall.
We've met a couple times.

505
00:35:12,681 --> 00:35:13,670
No.

506
00:35:13,841 --> 00:35:15,115
Sorry.

507
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:20,199
Hello, kiddies. You're the band
we're supposed to launch.

508
00:35:20,841 --> 00:35:22,433
Gobsmacked, eh?

509
00:35:22,601 --> 00:35:27,152
It's all right, mates. It's difficult
to meet your heroes for the first time.

510
00:35:28,761 --> 00:35:31,070
Why do you guys
have British accents?

511
00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:34,278
Who's this geezer?
"Why do you have British accents?"

512
00:35:34,441 --> 00:35:36,671
Hang on. Hang on. We know him, mates.

513
00:35:36,841 --> 00:35:40,197
Back from when
we were American. Look, it's Fish.

514
00:35:40,361 --> 00:35:41,430
Who?

515
00:35:41,601 --> 00:35:45,992
Oh, Trash, Trash, it's Fish. Fishy.
Fish and chips.

516
00:35:46,161 --> 00:35:47,435
Oh, right.

517
00:35:47,681 --> 00:35:50,149
Yeah, Fish, having a laugh.

518
00:35:50,321 --> 00:35:53,757
All right, mate? Sticks, this is the bloke
what you replaced.

519
00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:56,116
- Hey, that's right.
- Fishy.

520
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,393
I just wanted to point out
that I'm actually from England.

521
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:03,995
He's just taking the piss.
You know, one of me mates.

522
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:05,879
So, Fish.

523
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:08,190
Been busy?

524
00:36:09,881 --> 00:36:11,872
You know,
I've thought about this moment...

525
00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:14,430
...every day for the last 20 years...

526
00:36:14,681 --> 00:36:18,151
- Oh...
...wondering what I would say to you...

527
00:36:18,321 --> 00:36:19,754
...what I would do to you.

528
00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:23,990
And if this was a week ago...

529
00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:28,439
...I would have attacked you all
like a fierce wolverine.

530
00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:31,035
I'm glad it wasn't last week, then.

531
00:36:31,201 --> 00:36:32,953
Pulled the skin from your faces...

532
00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:39,074
...and treated myself to some
human carpaccio or face jerky.

533
00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:42,195
But that is just not me anymore.

534
00:36:42,361 --> 00:36:44,556
So I wanna say to you right now...

535
00:36:45,361 --> 00:36:47,431
...have a great show.

536
00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:48,829
Oh...

537
00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:52,550
Cheers, man.
Come on, for old times' sake.

538
00:36:56,921 --> 00:37:01,392
Not bad, huh? D.V. coming
through for you. Meeting your heroes.

539
00:37:01,561 --> 00:37:03,279
Let's do this. Woo-hoo!

540
00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:27,434
Yeah!

541
00:38:27,921 --> 00:38:29,912
I know that guy.

542
00:38:34,201 --> 00:38:35,475
I love you, Matt.

543
00:38:40,561 --> 00:38:42,313
Yeah! Whoo!

544
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,599
Yes. Yes!

545
00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:54,319
You rocked it.

546
00:38:57,601 --> 00:38:58,590
- Hey.
- Hey.

547
00:38:59,001 --> 00:39:00,559
So good.
- Yes.

548
00:39:00,721 --> 00:39:02,279
- Great show.
- Yeah, you too.

549
00:39:03,961 --> 00:39:08,989
So I was wondering maybe if later
you'd wanna get a bite to eat.

550
00:39:09,161 --> 00:39:11,356
Sure. Yeah. I'll tell Mattie.

551
00:39:12,721 --> 00:39:17,715
I was thinking maybe, you know,
just me and you could go together.

552
00:39:17,881 --> 00:39:19,314
Oh.

553
00:39:21,321 --> 00:39:22,515
Yeah.

554
00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:24,273
I mean, you know, that'd be cool.

555
00:39:24,881 --> 00:39:26,553
All right.

556
00:39:30,121 --> 00:39:31,520
Hey.

557
00:39:32,321 --> 00:39:33,674
There it is.

558
00:39:34,681 --> 00:39:36,911
So good, man. You were so good.

559
00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:39,800
Sweetie, you were wonderful.
Fish, that was awesome.

560
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:40,950
Thanks.

561
00:39:41,121 --> 00:39:42,952
- Nice haircut, by the way.
- Thank you.

562
00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:47,592
I heard women
like a more mature look, so...

563
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,672
I liked your look.

564
00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:51,230
- Come here.
- Ah, ah.

565
00:39:51,401 --> 00:39:54,552
- I'm kind of... You know? You sure?
- I don't care.

566
00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:03,918
<i>All hail the mighty...</i>

567
00:40:04,081 --> 00:40:07,835
<i>... Vesuvius.</i>

568
00:41:07,921 --> 00:41:10,116
Oh, my God. They're lip-synching.

569
00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:19,235
It's a live mike.

570
00:41:19,401 --> 00:41:21,551
- They're lip-synching.
- They're lip-synching.

571
00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,712
Get out there and do something.

572
00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:27,275
Keep going.

573
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:32,793
Oh, no.

574
00:41:32,961 --> 00:41:35,191
We got an Ashlee Simpson
situation here.

575
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,992
You suck.

576
00:41:47,121 --> 00:41:50,158
Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland.

577
00:41:54,641 --> 00:41:56,233
Go away.

578
00:41:57,841 --> 00:42:00,719
You guys suck.
- Losers.

579
00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:08,111
<i>A.D.D. A.D.D.</i>

580
00:42:08,281 --> 00:42:13,071
<i>A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D.</i>

581
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:15,436
It's insane.
- What do you think?

582
00:42:15,761 --> 00:42:17,353
I think...

583
00:42:17,681 --> 00:42:21,151
...they're calling our names.
Come on. Let's roll.

584
00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:24,836
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It is not a good idea to go out there.

585
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,561
It's Vesuvius' show.
Don't wanna make them look bad.

586
00:42:27,721 --> 00:42:31,350
And you'll piss off the record company,
which I do not suggest you do.

587
00:42:31,521 --> 00:42:33,716
These people came here
for live music.

588
00:42:33,881 --> 00:42:37,840
Screw these people. It's a free show,
dumbass. You don't have a choice.

589
00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:40,037
- David's right.
- Thank you.

590
00:42:40,201 --> 00:42:43,034
We don't have a choice.
We gotta go up there.

591
00:42:43,201 --> 00:42:45,317
By the way, you better not be here
when we get back.

592
00:42:45,481 --> 00:42:47,199
We're gonna look
for new management.

593
00:42:47,361 --> 00:42:50,319
I love this kid. Love him.
You speak your mind.

594
00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:54,793
You have integrity. You inspire me.
You're like 6, and you inspire me.

595
00:42:54,961 --> 00:42:58,033
Hey. Read my lips, asshole.
You're fired.

596
00:43:00,401 --> 00:43:04,553
- Let's go. Come on.
- You're a bad man.

597
00:43:05,801 --> 00:43:06,790
Come on, guys.

598
00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:02,192
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