1 00:00:25,716 --> 00:00:28,810 ♫ ["Wedding March"] 2 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,359 ♫ [Continues] 3 00:00:54,712 --> 00:00:59,308 - ♫[Stops] - Idiot. Hell, no, I won't marry you. Gosh! 4 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:01,612 What would you do if you were in a situation like this? 5 00:01:01,719 --> 00:01:04,654 Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! 6 00:01:04,755 --> 00:01:06,746 Gosh! 7 00:01:08,192 --> 00:01:10,057 [Screaming] 8 00:01:10,161 --> 00:01:12,959 [Clock Alarm Blaring] 9 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:15,395 [Alarm Off] 10 00:01:28,446 --> 00:01:32,712 [Thinking] Dear diary, I had that nightmare again. 11 00:01:32,817 --> 00:01:34,682 I fear I'll never get married. 12 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:41,117 Maybe I am destined to be a sad old spinster... 13 00:01:41,225 --> 00:01:44,023 whose only companionship comes from an absurd amount of cats. 14 00:01:45,596 --> 00:01:47,757 [Meowing] 15 00:01:55,773 --> 00:01:59,539 [Yowling] 16 00:01:59,643 --> 00:02:01,941 No, that won't be me. 17 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:05,106 - I believe in true love. - [Yowling] 18 00:02:05,216 --> 00:02:08,083 My knight in shining armor is out there somewhere... 19 00:02:08,185 --> 00:02:10,380 and I'm gonna find him. 20 00:02:10,488 --> 00:02:14,288 - ♫[Woman Singing: Hip-hop] [Yelling] 21 00:02:26,403 --> 00:02:28,166 [Sloshing] 22 00:03:08,212 --> 00:03:10,180 [Fires] 23 00:03:28,132 --> 00:03:30,430 [Sloshing] 24 00:03:32,002 --> 00:03:34,698 [Sloshing Continues] 25 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:39,934 [Screams] 26 00:03:51,822 --> 00:03:54,154 [Thudding] 27 00:04:25,189 --> 00:04:27,282 Ooh. Mmm. 28 00:04:30,127 --> 00:04:31,788 [Yelling] 29 00:04:40,504 --> 00:04:42,472 Oh, shit. 30 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:44,871 - [Yells] - ♫[Ends] 31 00:04:44,975 --> 00:04:45,955 Ow. 32 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:46,935 Ow. 33 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,514 [Goat Bleating] 34 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:05,224 - [All] Opah! - Hi, Dad. 35 00:05:05,329 --> 00:05:08,765 [Dad] Look here, Julia. When you gonna find a man and get married? 36 00:05:08,866 --> 00:05:11,801 You lookin' old, fat and saggy. 37 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:17,406 And that mole on your forearm, it's growing a mole. 38 00:05:17,508 --> 00:05:21,308 Let's put some hummus on it. It cures everything. 39 00:05:23,747 --> 00:05:25,908 Baby, you gotta find a man. 40 00:05:26,016 --> 00:05:28,348 In our race to protect our Greek heritage- 41 00:05:28,452 --> 00:05:31,546 Yes, yes, yes. And my heritage too. 42 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:34,590 Let us not forget you are also one-half Indian. 43 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:39,959 - Your mother's right. - Big sister, we also Japanese. 44 00:05:40,064 --> 00:05:42,191 - And Jewish. - So you're telling me... 45 00:05:42,299 --> 00:05:46,258 I have to marry a guy who's a Greek Indian Japanese Jew? 46 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,930 Baby, you're actin' like that's hard to find. Look around. 47 00:05:49,039 --> 00:05:50,836 They everywhere. 48 00:05:55,446 --> 00:05:59,610 Nicky. Nicky! You're Greek, right? 49 00:05:59,717 --> 00:06:04,279 Yeah. And Indian and Japanese and a Jew. 50 00:06:04,388 --> 00:06:07,118 Huh? You wanna go out with my daughter? 51 00:06:07,224 --> 00:06:10,785 Nah. I don't like redheads. Sorry. 52 00:06:10,894 --> 00:06:14,227 [Squealing] 53 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:20,693 Dad, I know I'm no beauty, but I'm not gonna settle. 54 00:06:20,804 --> 00:06:25,605 I respect our heritage, but I believe love is blind. 55 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:29,475 Somewhere out there is my true love. 56 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,649 No! Back to work. 57 00:06:35,719 --> 00:06:37,710 [Julia] Coffee? 58 00:06:41,592 --> 00:06:43,457 - More coffee? - Excellent. 59 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,619 Jolly good. I quite fancy some... 60 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,635 more coffee, actually. 61 00:06:52,736 --> 00:06:54,829 [Bell Dings] 62 00:06:54,938 --> 00:06:57,133 [Dad] Pick up. 63 00:06:57,241 --> 00:06:59,106 [Bell Dings] 64 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:01,575 - Pick up! Pick up! - Okay. 65 00:07:01,678 --> 00:07:04,647 - Pick up! - I'm coming. 66 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:19,076 ♫ [Rap] 67 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:20,692 ♫ [Rap] 68 00:07:41,118 --> 00:07:43,609 - ♫ [Warbled, Stops] - Oh, hell, no! 69 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,417 - You're Hitch? - You got a problem with that? 70 00:07:47,524 --> 00:07:50,391 Please, I'm desperate. 71 00:07:50,494 --> 00:07:54,487 Even I can't help you, and I found Star Jones a husband. 72 00:08:01,471 --> 00:08:03,405 Aw, shit. Come on in. 73 00:08:03,507 --> 00:08:06,908 Thanks for seeing me. I heard you're the best. 74 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:11,344 You're goddamn right I'm the best. Look at all the couples I'm responsible for. 75 00:08:11,448 --> 00:08:13,712 You got Brad and Jen... 76 00:08:13,817 --> 00:08:16,411 Jessica and Nick, Ben and Gwyn... 77 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,011 Ben and Jen, Ben and Jen... 78 00:08:19,122 --> 00:08:21,522 Ben and Matt, Whitney and Bobby... 79 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:24,355 Kobe and Shaq, Ellen and Anne. 80 00:08:24,461 --> 00:08:26,895 Yeah, I do them too. 81 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:29,830 Well, there's this guy at the diner where I work. 82 00:08:29,933 --> 00:08:33,994 - We had this... moment. - What happened? 83 00:08:34,104 --> 00:08:37,665 I turned around, and he was gone. 84 00:08:37,774 --> 00:08:41,574 He probably got a good look at your mug and ran. 85 00:08:41,678 --> 00:08:46,342 Why don't we broaden the search from that one guy to just any nigga? 86 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:49,442 - Okay. - Eight out of ten guys believe... 87 00:08:49,553 --> 00:08:52,716 the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about a relationship. 88 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:56,224 So before we get started, let's see what you got. 89 00:09:00,497 --> 00:09:02,931 ♫ [Man Singing: R&B] 90 00:09:03,033 --> 00:09:07,436 Ooh, stinky. You got the dragon. [Disgusted Groan] 91 00:09:07,537 --> 00:09:09,505 ♫ [Continues] 92 00:09:12,876 --> 00:09:14,309 You got a little somethin' in there. 93 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,311 ♫ [Continues] 94 00:09:21,885 --> 00:09:24,376 [Squeaking] 95 00:09:26,523 --> 00:09:28,923 A whole wing? 96 00:09:30,227 --> 00:09:34,425 Extra crispy? Goddamn! 97 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:39,228 ♫ [Continues] 98 00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:51,814 [Muffled Grunting] 99 00:09:55,852 --> 00:09:58,480 [Hitch] Good gracious! 100 00:10:00,524 --> 00:10:02,151 - ♫ [Stops] - Off of me, trick! 101 00:10:02,259 --> 00:10:04,625 What, are you hungry? [Disgusted Groan] 102 00:10:06,363 --> 00:10:09,992 [Groaning] 103 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,864 - [Sighs] - I'm hopeless. 104 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:18,130 I'm never gonna meet my Prince Charming. 105 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:21,108 I got it! 106 00:10:25,549 --> 00:10:27,483 A reality dating show? 107 00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:30,178 Says here you can meet the man of your dreams. 108 00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:33,051 It also says you have to be beautiful. 109 00:10:33,156 --> 00:10:37,183 Well, you're beautiful-ish. 110 00:10:37,294 --> 00:10:39,159 Oh, come on, Hitch. 111 00:10:39,262 --> 00:10:43,995 The only way I could get on that show is if you magically turn me into a princess. 112 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:47,417 - Let's roll. - ♫[Hip-hop] 113 00:10:47,452 --> 00:10:48,365 - Let's roll. - ♫[Hip-hop] 114 00:10:48,472 --> 00:10:50,565 [Tools Whirring] 115 00:10:53,276 --> 00:10:55,506 - ♫[Continues] - Yo, fellas! 116 00:11:00,684 --> 00:11:02,584 Time to pimp her out. 117 00:11:02,686 --> 00:11:04,745 ♫ [Continues] 118 00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:15,059 - [Tool Whirring] - [Gasps] 119 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:29,001 - [Screaming] - ♫[Continues] 120 00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:30,773 [Laughing] 121 00:11:35,786 --> 00:11:39,916 - [Disgusted Groan] - Mm-mm-mm. 122 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:57,473 [Screams] 123 00:12:01,578 --> 00:12:03,546 Oh. 124 00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:18,084 Hey! Hey! 125 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,493 [Engines Revving] 126 00:12:20,597 --> 00:12:23,725 ♫ [Continues] 127 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,734 Yeah! 128 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,736 ♫ [Continues] 129 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,580 [Breathing Through Apparatus] 130 00:12:38,682 --> 00:12:40,650 [Crash] 131 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,513 [Sloshing] 132 00:12:49,593 --> 00:12:52,255 [Grunting] 133 00:13:03,006 --> 00:13:05,804 Whoa! You're officially pimped out. 134 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:08,901 ♫ [Continues] 135 00:13:12,048 --> 00:13:14,812 All right, girl. Now you're good to go. 136 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:15,884 ♫ [Ends] 137 00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:16,850 ♫ [Ends] 138 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,653 Ladies, good evening, and welcome to... 139 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,729 The Extreme Bachelor: Desperate Edition. 140 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:30,960 By the end of tonight's episode, one of you lucky ladies... 141 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:35,265 will be chosen by the bachelor to go on a dream date. 142 00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:37,340 - [All Gasping, Giggling] - So let's meet him. 143 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,376 He's a doctor with a 12-inch cock. 144 00:13:41,478 --> 00:13:43,378 [Crowing] 145 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,041 Ladies, may I introduce the bachelor. 146 00:13:51,855 --> 00:13:53,823 [Crowing] 147 00:13:57,961 --> 00:14:00,293 - Hi. Lovely to meet you. - Hi. 148 00:14:00,397 --> 00:14:02,228 - Hello. I'm Grant. Hi. - Hi. 149 00:14:02,332 --> 00:14:04,823 - I'm Grant. - Hi, Grant. 150 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:06,766 Nice to meet you. 151 00:14:09,372 --> 00:14:13,103 - I'm Julia. - Pleasure. 152 00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:17,904 Now, Grant, the elimination round. 153 00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:21,541 Essentially nixing the girls you don't want to bang. 154 00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:23,744 Who's going to be eliminated? 155 00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,854 - ♫[Game Show Theme] - [Screams] 156 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,051 - [Women Screaming] - [Shots Firing] 157 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,788 [Giggling] 158 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:35,694 [Screams] 159 00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:38,290 ♫ [Continues] 160 00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:44,629 Nice aim, Grant. Good eye. 161 00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:01,657 - Julia, will you accept this rose? - Yes. 162 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,834 [Bones Snap] 163 00:15:30,587 --> 00:15:31,918 Guys, congratulations. 164 00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:36,425 You have won a dinner for two at A Restaurant. 165 00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:39,017 A Restaurant! 166 00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:41,324 [Laughing] 167 00:15:41,431 --> 00:15:44,093 [Squeals] Thanks! 168 00:15:48,204 --> 00:15:50,672 Oh, yeah, that's it! 169 00:15:50,774 --> 00:15:52,674 Oh, God! 170 00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:55,267 [Gasping] 171 00:15:55,378 --> 00:15:57,744 Oh, yeah! 172 00:15:57,847 --> 00:16:02,045 Yeah! Yeah. 173 00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:06,111 Yes! Yes! 174 00:16:06,222 --> 00:16:08,156 Yes! 175 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,192 Oh, yeah! 176 00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:13,785 Oh, yes! Oh, yeah! 177 00:16:13,897 --> 00:16:16,457 Yes! Yes! Yes! 178 00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:21,060 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 179 00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:25,403 Yes! Yes! Yes! 180 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:29,035 [Babbling] 181 00:16:29,145 --> 00:16:33,206 Yes! Yes! Y-Yes! 182 00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,807 [Grunts, Breathing Heavily] 183 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:44,883 Oh, God. Whoo! God. 184 00:16:44,994 --> 00:16:48,361 - So you're saying you do want the pork chops? - Yes, please. 185 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,956 - Okay. - I'll have what he's having. 186 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,262 So, tell me about you. 187 00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,861 Oh, I'm just a waitress. 188 00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:59,931 But I-I want to go to school to be a pastry chef. 189 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:02,603 Oh, hi. My name is Julia Jones. 190 00:17:02,712 --> 00:17:06,842 And for my admissions essay, I'm gonna show all of you at Harvard... 191 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:10,909 why I would make an amazing pastry chef. 192 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,458 [Laughing] 193 00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:19,160 What a coincidence. 194 00:17:19,262 --> 00:17:22,197 I love pie. I've got to take you downtown for the best- 195 00:17:22,298 --> 00:17:24,960 - Hummus pie? - You've been there? 196 00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:28,763 That's actually my recipe. 197 00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:31,705 But- But tell me more about you. 198 00:17:31,808 --> 00:17:35,710 Like, what's your favorite love song? 199 00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:38,303 [Laughs] 200 00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:41,543 - It's kind of corny. - Oh, come on. 201 00:17:43,653 --> 00:17:45,621 ♫ [Singing] 202 00:17:47,424 --> 00:17:49,892 ♫ [Singing] 203 00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:56,465 ♫ [Ends] 204 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:02,628 You're that waitress. You've changed. 205 00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:06,641 Well, I-I was-I was sort of goin' through- through a phase. 206 00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:11,745 I was downright ugly. 207 00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:14,782 I don't remember you ever being ugly. 208 00:18:16,786 --> 00:18:19,482 But I remember you. 209 00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:31,725 I can't explain it, but... 210 00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:35,532 when I'm with you, I just feel so alive. 211 00:18:35,638 --> 00:18:41,338 - Me too. - I just wanna scream and shout and- 212 00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:44,470 - Roll drunks? - Huh? 213 00:18:47,317 --> 00:18:49,979 - Uh, Julia? - [Blows Landing] 214 00:18:50,086 --> 00:18:51,986 - ♫[Man Singing: Pop Rock] - [Grunting] 215 00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:55,350 Come on! 216 00:18:58,561 --> 00:19:01,462 [Grunting] 217 00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:35,696 ♫ [Ends] 218 00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:38,164 [Grant] Yes! Yes! 219 00:19:38,268 --> 00:19:40,395 Yes! 220 00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,471 Oh, yeah! 221 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:47,066 [Both Breathing Heavily] 222 00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:51,203 - That was... amazing. - [Woman] It sure was. 223 00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:55,546 - [Gasps] - [Moaning] 224 00:19:59,856 --> 00:20:02,620 She faked it, Grant. 225 00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:06,184 But I didn't. 226 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,398 Meow. 227 00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,968 Meow. 228 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:18,006 [Purring] 229 00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:22,912 [Sighs] 230 00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:40,453 [Gasps] 231 00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:51,998 Oh, no, no, no, no... 232 00:20:52,108 --> 00:20:53,439 no, no... 233 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,511 no, no, no... 234 00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:59,309 no, no, no, no, no! 235 00:20:59,415 --> 00:21:03,852 No! No! 236 00:21:03,953 --> 00:21:05,921 Ooh. 237 00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:19,534 Hoo. It's tingly. 238 00:21:19,636 --> 00:21:23,436 Grant, how would you feel about meeting my parents? 239 00:21:49,165 --> 00:21:54,535 - So, Grant, ever knock anyone up? - Mom! 240 00:21:54,637 --> 00:21:58,164 I want many grandkids, and how do I know if he's shooting blanks or not? 241 00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:05,144 Bathroom's down the hall. 242 00:22:11,487 --> 00:22:13,921 Just leave the sample on the counter. 243 00:22:32,475 --> 00:22:34,909 Oh, sorry. 244 00:22:35,011 --> 00:22:36,911 [Farting] 245 00:22:37,013 --> 00:22:40,881 - That's Jinxers. - [Farting Continues] 246 00:22:40,983 --> 00:22:44,282 - [Straining] - [Water Splashing] 247 00:22:44,387 --> 00:22:46,912 Taught him how to do that. [Chuckles] 248 00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:51,790 - [Loud Farting] - [Yowling] 249 00:22:51,894 --> 00:22:54,863 - [Yowling Continues] - [Farting Continues] 250 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:01,368 - [Grunting] - [Turds Splashing] 251 00:23:01,471 --> 00:23:06,272 - [Yowls] - [Farting Continues] 252 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:09,105 - [Loud Splash] - [Sighing] 253 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,547 [Machine-Gun Farting] 254 00:23:16,018 --> 00:23:18,043 [Farting Continues] 255 00:23:18,154 --> 00:23:20,054 [Turds Splashing] 256 00:23:20,156 --> 00:23:23,057 [Creaking Farts] 257 00:23:23,159 --> 00:23:25,923 [Single, Long Fart] 258 00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:28,997 - [Splashing] - [Farting Continues] 259 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:36,570 [Growling] 260 00:23:37,774 --> 00:23:39,901 - [Fart] - [Meows] 261 00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:43,570 [Groaning Yowl] 262 00:23:43,679 --> 00:23:45,806 [Whines] 263 00:23:45,915 --> 00:23:48,475 [Flushes] 264 00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:50,984 [Mews] 265 00:23:57,393 --> 00:23:59,691 Julia told me your last name. 266 00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:02,424 - How do you pronounce it? - Just how it's spelled. 267 00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:07,467 F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R. 268 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:10,835 - Fockyerdoder? - Mmm. 269 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:14,137 - Mm-hmm. - [Meowing] 270 00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,939 - [Sneezes] - Allergic to cats? 271 00:24:17,046 --> 00:24:19,674 Uh, no, no. I-I-I love cats. 272 00:24:19,782 --> 00:24:23,775 In fact, growing up on a farm, I once milked a cat. 273 00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:29,122 I got nipples, Grant. Can you milk me? 274 00:24:34,997 --> 00:24:39,957 May I say that's an exquisite vase. Ancient artifact, I presume. 275 00:24:40,069 --> 00:24:45,735 That's actually an urn containing the remains of Frank's mother. 276 00:24:45,842 --> 00:24:48,572 - [Knuckles Cracking] - [Grant] Well, I'm sure your mother... 277 00:24:48,678 --> 00:24:52,705 would want to celebrate that Julia finally applied to pastry school. 278 00:24:52,815 --> 00:24:56,307 - What? School? - Don't you want me to better myself? 279 00:24:56,419 --> 00:24:58,944 No! I want you to work at the diner until you die. 280 00:24:59,055 --> 00:25:01,285 Grant was just kidding. Right, Grant? 281 00:25:03,226 --> 00:25:05,717 - [All Gasping] - No! 282 00:25:05,828 --> 00:25:08,991 [Mother] No, no, no, no, no! 283 00:25:09,098 --> 00:25:11,862 - [Screams] - [All Gasp] 284 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,799 - Mama! - [Meows] 285 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,837 - Mama! - [Julia] Grandma! 286 00:25:15,938 --> 00:25:19,374 - [Gasping] - Jinxers. Jinxers, no. 287 00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:22,410 - [Purring] - Oh! Grandma Jones! Oh, God! 288 00:25:22,511 --> 00:25:24,945 - No! Jinxers, stop it! - Hey! 289 00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:27,515 [Julia] Jinxers! Jinxers, no! 290 00:25:27,617 --> 00:25:29,517 [Mother] Oh, no, no, Jinxers! No! 291 00:25:29,619 --> 00:25:32,087 - [Julia]Jinxers, no! No! - [Frank] Mama! 292 00:25:32,188 --> 00:25:35,419 - Oh! - Get off my mama! Stop humpin'! 293 00:25:35,524 --> 00:25:37,424 [Mother] Bad kitty! Please! 294 00:25:37,526 --> 00:25:39,756 - Jinxers, no! - Oh! 295 00:25:39,862 --> 00:25:43,389 - I didn't teach him how to do that. - [Julia]Jinxers, bad cat! 296 00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:46,366 Jinxers, no! 297 00:25:46,469 --> 00:25:48,664 - [Meows] - [Frank] Mama! 298 00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:52,968 - That was a disaster. - It wasn't that bad. 299 00:25:53,075 --> 00:25:57,478 You desecrated my grandmother's remains, and my father hates you. 300 00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:59,741 Why didn't you tell your parents about pastry school? 301 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,477 - ♫ [Squeals] - I'm working my way up to it. 302 00:26:02,585 --> 00:26:05,986 - I'm just waiting for the right time. - Julia, you're a grown woman. 303 00:26:06,088 --> 00:26:10,923 If you haven't noticed, my family is totally controlling. 304 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:14,326 - Whoo! - They meddle in every aspect of my life. 305 00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:16,330 Not to mention, no one in our family... 306 00:26:16,432 --> 00:26:19,890 - has ever dated outside of our culture. - He reminds me of Webster. 307 00:26:20,002 --> 00:26:23,995 I just don't see how this could work between us. 308 00:26:24,106 --> 00:26:27,735 Look, so your family's difficult. Whose isn't? 309 00:26:27,843 --> 00:26:30,812 Until I met you, my life was boring. 310 00:26:30,913 --> 00:26:33,643 - Oww! - But you, you're smart... 311 00:26:33,749 --> 00:26:38,482 and interesting and beautiful. 312 00:26:38,587 --> 00:26:41,112 I just want to be with you. 313 00:26:42,858 --> 00:26:44,826 Did you say I was beautiful? 314 00:26:46,162 --> 00:26:48,687 - Come with me. - Ooh-hoo! 315 00:26:48,798 --> 00:26:51,323 It's just a little Jesus juice! Whoo! 316 00:26:51,434 --> 00:26:53,334 Where are you taking me? 317 00:26:53,436 --> 00:26:55,404 - What are we - You'll see. 318 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:14,686 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 319 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,655 Oh, my God. 320 00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:24,131 Julia Jones, will you marry me? 321 00:27:25,601 --> 00:27:29,128 Yes, Grant Fockyerdoder, I will marry you. 322 00:27:39,648 --> 00:27:43,345 How much will you give me for this? 323 00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:45,443 No. No! 324 00:27:52,461 --> 00:27:54,588 - Fifty bucks. - Shit. That's it? 325 00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,697 But it will destroy all evil! 326 00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:03,328 Oh, screw off, wizard! 327 00:28:03,439 --> 00:28:06,408 - [Yells] - [Grunting] 328 00:28:06,509 --> 00:28:08,409 [Laughing] 329 00:28:08,511 --> 00:28:11,412 - Come on. Let's go get some wine coolers. - And some hookers. 330 00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:14,415 [Both Grunt] 331 00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:18,476 My precious! 332 00:28:18,587 --> 00:28:20,555 [Groans] 333 00:28:21,590 --> 00:28:25,287 ♫ [Horn Honking: "Dixie"] 334 00:28:25,394 --> 00:28:29,797 Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... 335 00:28:29,899 --> 00:28:34,359 because, frankly, Fockyerdoder, I don't know much about you. 336 00:28:36,705 --> 00:28:39,469 I understand, homeboy. 337 00:28:45,247 --> 00:28:48,478 I'll be watching you. 338 00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:50,984 If you do anything to corrupt my daughter- 339 00:28:51,087 --> 00:28:53,555 You'll bring me down to Chinatown? 340 00:28:53,656 --> 00:28:59,595 Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th Street... 341 00:28:59,695 --> 00:29:02,255 bust you in the head with a pipe. 342 00:29:03,566 --> 00:29:05,534 ♫ [Whistling] 343 00:29:05,634 --> 00:29:08,262 Hi, Little Jack. 344 00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:10,270 How come you have Betty's baby? 345 00:29:10,372 --> 00:29:13,671 She's at a swingers convention this weekend, so we said we'd take care of him. 346 00:29:13,776 --> 00:29:17,177 - Oh, how nice. - And Betty's such a good mother. 347 00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:19,406 She's teaching Little Jack sign language. 348 00:29:19,515 --> 00:29:24,043 Oh, I heard about this. Real cutting-edge stuff. 349 00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:29,953 [Reading] 350 00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:37,098 That's right, Little Jack. "Keep your pimp hand strong." 351 00:29:39,201 --> 00:29:42,261 [Reading] 352 00:29:44,206 --> 00:29:47,767 Right! "The dealer pinched." 353 00:29:52,281 --> 00:29:55,842 "What happens when someone rats us out to the cops?" 354 00:29:58,854 --> 00:30:01,652 "Shiv 'em in the kidney." 355 00:30:01,757 --> 00:30:04,021 [Sighs] 356 00:30:04,126 --> 00:30:07,687 - "Beotch." - [Gasps] His first word! 357 00:30:07,796 --> 00:30:11,027 - Little Jack, what did you say? - "Beotch." 358 00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:23,342 Is that your dad? 359 00:30:26,248 --> 00:30:28,648 [Exhales Forcefully] 360 00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:32,312 - Uh-huh. - Figures. 361 00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:36,290 [Grunting] 362 00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:48,830 Ha! 363 00:30:50,406 --> 00:30:53,500 Grant! Ha! My boy! 364 00:30:53,609 --> 00:30:57,101 - [Laughing] - Good to see ya. 365 00:30:57,213 --> 00:31:00,341 This is my fiancée Julia, and her parents, Linda and Frank. 366 00:31:00,449 --> 00:31:03,179 Bernie Fockyerdoder. Pleased to meet all of ya. 367 00:31:03,285 --> 00:31:07,722 Frank, give me some sugar. Put her there! [Laughing] 368 00:31:07,823 --> 00:31:10,724 - All right, all right. - And this must be your little girl. 369 00:31:10,826 --> 00:31:15,160 - No, that's my wife. - Wife? So young, so pretty. 370 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:18,631 And you must be Julia. What a beautiful moment this is. 371 00:31:18,734 --> 00:31:21,362 So beautiful. Just beautiful. 372 00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:23,802 - Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! - Oh! 373 00:31:23,906 --> 00:31:25,874 - Dad. Dad. - Mmm! Mmm! 374 00:31:25,975 --> 00:31:29,877 - What? We're all family now. - [Grant] I'll just go get the luggage. 375 00:31:29,979 --> 00:31:31,947 So what was that you were doin' back there? 376 00:31:32,047 --> 00:31:34,709 Oh, I was just practicing capoeira. 377 00:31:34,817 --> 00:31:36,944 - Capo-what? - Capoeira... 378 00:31:37,052 --> 00:31:39,145 the Brazilian martial art of dance fighting. 379 00:31:39,255 --> 00:31:42,156 - Beotch. - I've been doing it for weeks. [Yelling] 380 00:31:42,258 --> 00:31:44,158 It keeps me level. [Yells] 381 00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:46,888 - [Gasps] - [Grunts] Ah! 382 00:31:46,996 --> 00:31:48,987 Come on. Let's go meet Roz. 383 00:31:49,098 --> 00:31:52,864 - [All Groaning] - Roz! 384 00:31:52,968 --> 00:31:57,132 You're gonna love her. Everybody, this is Roz. 385 00:31:57,239 --> 00:31:59,833 [Yells, Laughs] 386 00:31:59,942 --> 00:32:02,740 Oh! I've been kvelling to meet... 387 00:32:02,845 --> 00:32:06,178 this meshuggener goyim shiksa all day! 388 00:32:06,282 --> 00:32:08,944 Oh! [Laughing] 389 00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:11,349 [Laughing Continues] 390 00:32:11,453 --> 00:32:13,785 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 391 00:32:13,889 --> 00:32:15,948 So, Grant tells me you're a doctor. 392 00:32:16,058 --> 00:32:18,083 Uh, I'm a sex therapist. 393 00:32:18,193 --> 00:32:20,286 I specialize in teenage impotency. 394 00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:24,023 - Who's thirsty? - Mom, no. 395 00:32:24,133 --> 00:32:28,695 Oh, Grantulla's just embarrassed because he lost his virginity to the housekeeper. 396 00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:30,635 [Chuckling] 397 00:32:35,778 --> 00:32:38,872 - Hey, Eduardo. - [Spanish] 398 00:32:38,981 --> 00:32:41,950 ♫ [Woman Singing In Spanish] 399 00:32:50,993 --> 00:32:54,485 ♫ [Continues] 400 00:33:02,171 --> 00:33:04,036 [Bernie] Thanks, Eduardo. 401 00:33:06,141 --> 00:33:08,075 Ah! 402 00:33:08,177 --> 00:33:10,577 So, is it Harry? 403 00:33:10,679 --> 00:33:12,874 - Is what hairy? - Your name. 404 00:33:12,981 --> 00:33:15,916 - No, no, it's Bernie. - Oh, no, but it is hairy. 405 00:33:16,018 --> 00:33:18,987 - What are you talking about? - I mean, picture this with four pounds of hair. 406 00:33:19,088 --> 00:33:23,047 Oh, stop. So, when's the big date? 407 00:33:23,158 --> 00:33:25,388 Well, we wanted a long engagement... 408 00:33:25,494 --> 00:33:27,826 so we're getting married this Sunday. 409 00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:29,989 Oh, hell, no. I'm not paying for that wedding. 410 00:33:30,099 --> 00:33:33,557 Aw, don't have a conniption, bubbellah. We'll pay for it. 411 00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:36,763 Of course! What? I got a great wedding planner. 412 00:33:36,872 --> 00:33:39,534 You'll meet her tomorrow morning. Let's have a toast. 413 00:33:39,641 --> 00:33:45,045 - To great big matzo balls! L 'Chaim! - [Frank] L 'Chaim. 414 00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:48,605 I- I couldn't be happier. 415 00:33:48,717 --> 00:33:51,242 Thanks, Dad. 416 00:33:51,353 --> 00:33:53,412 Because Nicky has agreed to marry you. 417 00:33:53,522 --> 00:33:55,888 - [Nicky Grunts] - [Clang] 418 00:33:57,693 --> 00:33:59,684 [Groaning] 419 00:34:03,899 --> 00:34:08,336 - Nicky. - Yeah. Good job. 420 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:11,201 Lookin' good. Nice. 421 00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:13,433 - Dad? - Hmm? 422 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:17,501 My whole life, I've had this dream... 423 00:34:17,613 --> 00:34:20,207 that a prince would someday come and rescue me. 424 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,610 Grant is that guy. 425 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:28,588 He's my prince, and he's the one I'm gonna marry. 426 00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,783 No, you'll never marry Grant. 427 00:34:30,893 --> 00:34:35,057 I don't trust him. You'll marry Nicky. 428 00:34:35,164 --> 00:34:38,759 Thinkin' about the honeymoon makes my sac all quivery and shit. 429 00:34:42,704 --> 00:34:44,296 [Chuckles] 430 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:50,337 - Wow. You seem tense. - [Chuckles] 431 00:34:50,446 --> 00:34:54,314 - When was the last time you and Frank were intimate? - It's been a while. 432 00:34:54,416 --> 00:34:57,078 [Man Yodeling] 433 00:34:57,186 --> 00:35:00,417 Whoo! It sure has. 434 00:35:00,522 --> 00:35:05,255 Well, I could show you a few tricks, spice things up again. 435 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,921 - Like what? - Like a dirty Sanchez. 436 00:35:09,031 --> 00:35:11,465 - Like a- - [Laughs] 437 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:13,535 Oh, I don't know. 438 00:35:13,635 --> 00:35:16,297 - Or the Arabian goggles. - Ohh! 439 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:18,965 Or what about a troll's foot? 440 00:35:19,074 --> 00:35:21,975 Where you don't clip your toenails for eight weeks... 441 00:35:22,077 --> 00:35:24,637 and then you jab it up his ass! 442 00:35:24,746 --> 00:35:27,010 Or a Mexican blowtorch... 443 00:35:27,115 --> 00:35:30,881 where you take a cotton swab, you dip it in alcohol, put it on the top of his dick... 444 00:35:30,986 --> 00:35:32,886 and then you light it on fire. 445 00:35:32,988 --> 00:35:35,218 - [Exhales Forcefully] - Is that all you got, Fockyerdoder? 446 00:35:35,324 --> 00:35:38,191 [Chuckling] Hold on. 447 00:35:39,728 --> 00:35:42,993 - How do you think it's going? - I think it's going really well. 448 00:35:43,098 --> 00:35:45,965 - You do? - Yeah. Everyone's getting along famously. 449 00:35:46,068 --> 00:35:47,968 Even our dads are hitting it off. 450 00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:51,904 - You might want to put your shirt back on. - Nah. 451 00:35:55,577 --> 00:35:57,545 [Scraping] 452 00:36:03,585 --> 00:36:06,076 [Groaning] 453 00:36:06,188 --> 00:36:08,156 [Sloshing] 454 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:13,121 [Groaning Continues] 455 00:36:13,228 --> 00:36:16,220 - [Gagging, Belching] - Oh, man. 456 00:36:22,671 --> 00:36:24,639 [Belches] 457 00:36:29,978 --> 00:36:33,505 - [Chuckling] - The wedding planner will see you now. 458 00:36:38,887 --> 00:36:43,586 I'm Jell-O. Fockyerdoder? Please, have a seat. 459 00:36:43,692 --> 00:36:47,856 ♫ [Woman Singing: Pop] 460 00:36:47,963 --> 00:36:51,558 Now, I'm here to plan your dream wedding. 461 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,158 So, tell me what you want. 462 00:36:54,269 --> 00:36:56,999 Well, uh, we want a traditional wedding. 463 00:36:57,105 --> 00:36:59,596 Something simple, yet elegant. 464 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,801 Yo, I know exactly the place. 465 00:37:01,910 --> 00:37:04,310 Muy romántico. 466 00:37:04,413 --> 00:37:06,779 Think outside my buns. 467 00:37:06,882 --> 00:37:10,648 It's... not quite what we had in mind. 468 00:37:10,752 --> 00:37:12,743 That's the best I can do on short notice. 469 00:37:12,854 --> 00:37:16,950 You got to book the caterer, pick a piñata, choose your best man. 470 00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:18,959 Oh, I've already taken care of that. 471 00:37:19,061 --> 00:37:21,825 - My best mate Andy flew in this morning. - Andy? 472 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:23,898 Yeah, we'll meet up at the hotel later. 473 00:37:23,999 --> 00:37:27,992 - I think you two will hit it off tremendously. - I can't wait. 474 00:37:28,103 --> 00:37:30,970 And I can't wait till you see who I booked for the entertainment. 475 00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:35,174 ♫ [Hip-hop] 476 00:37:42,951 --> 00:37:44,680 [Whimpering] 477 00:37:46,388 --> 00:37:48,185 [Both] No! 478 00:37:55,631 --> 00:37:58,998 So, where is this best man of yours? 479 00:37:59,101 --> 00:38:02,036 Andy! 480 00:38:02,137 --> 00:38:04,435 ♫ [Man Rapping] 481 00:38:10,712 --> 00:38:13,306 Andy's not a guy? 482 00:38:13,415 --> 00:38:15,383 A guy? Heavens, no. 483 00:38:15,484 --> 00:38:19,045 ♫ [Woman Singing: Pop] 484 00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:34,398 ♫ [Continues] 485 00:38:34,503 --> 00:38:37,995 It's great we've remained so close, even after the engagement fell through. 486 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,676 You two were engaged? 487 00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:54,513 Ages ago. It was more physical than anything, really. 488 00:38:58,026 --> 00:38:59,823 Just constant... 489 00:38:59,928 --> 00:39:03,762 mind-blowing, porno-grade sex. 490 00:39:03,865 --> 00:39:05,560 ♫ [Continues] 491 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:08,500 Sex. 492 00:39:08,603 --> 00:39:10,332 - ♪It's easy to see ♪ - Sex. 493 00:39:12,107 --> 00:39:13,870 Sex, sex, sex... 494 00:39:13,975 --> 00:39:16,375 sex, sex, sex... 495 00:39:16,478 --> 00:39:19,276 sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. 496 00:39:25,554 --> 00:39:29,957 S-So, you realized it-it just wasn't right? 497 00:39:30,058 --> 00:39:32,720 Well, she realized it wasn't right. 498 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:36,730 She dumped me. Just wasn't ready to settle down. 499 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:40,131 ♫ [Continues] 500 00:40:06,228 --> 00:40:08,662 Why is she in slow motion? 501 00:40:08,764 --> 00:40:13,497 - She likes to make an entrance. [Laughing] - [Andy] Grant! 502 00:40:18,173 --> 00:40:20,073 ♫ [Ends] 503 00:40:20,175 --> 00:40:23,008 - Oh! - [Both Laughing] 504 00:40:23,111 --> 00:40:25,477 This is Julia. Mmm! 505 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:28,640 [Laughing Continues] 506 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:32,846 Oh, I have heard so much about you. 507 00:40:32,954 --> 00:40:36,014 Now, Grant told me how attractive you were... 508 00:40:36,124 --> 00:40:38,991 but he never mentioned you were flat-chested. 509 00:40:39,094 --> 00:40:42,154 How cute. [Chuckles] 510 00:40:53,408 --> 00:40:57,469 Excuse me while I get out of these wet clothes. 511 00:41:13,595 --> 00:41:17,361 - So, how did you two meet? - We were in Beverly Hills. 512 00:41:17,465 --> 00:41:20,798 ♫ [Pop Rock] 513 00:41:55,470 --> 00:41:59,201 I'll give you two grand if I can fuck you in the ass. 514 00:41:59,307 --> 00:42:01,901 - Sounds quite reasonable. - [Julia] Okay, this is just too weird. 515 00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:04,444 Can we dissolve back now? 516 00:42:04,546 --> 00:42:06,605 And so, eventually, you got engaged... 517 00:42:06,715 --> 00:42:08,649 and then you broke up ages ago. 518 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,413 Sure, if you call three weeks ages ago. 519 00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:16,251 You were engaged to her three weeks ago? 520 00:42:16,358 --> 00:42:18,792 Honestly, Julia... 521 00:42:18,894 --> 00:42:21,021 you have nothing to be jealous about. 522 00:42:21,129 --> 00:42:26,260 Just because I see Grant with another woman doesn't mean I want him back. 523 00:42:28,536 --> 00:42:30,629 [Ripping, Tearing] 524 00:42:30,739 --> 00:42:33,299 - [Screaming] - [Screaming] 525 00:42:33,408 --> 00:42:36,809 - [Growling] - [Screaming Continues] 526 00:42:39,814 --> 00:42:43,181 Finger sandwich? 527 00:42:43,285 --> 00:42:44,952 Okay, I'll go first. 528 00:42:44,987 --> 00:42:46,619 Okay, I'll go first. 529 00:42:46,721 --> 00:42:49,713 Let me say we don't really need to be here. 530 00:42:49,824 --> 00:42:53,282 - See, we've been dating for five days- - Six. 531 00:42:53,395 --> 00:42:58,230 Five, six days, and this is like a checkup for us. 532 00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:01,268 There's this huge space between us... 533 00:43:01,369 --> 00:43:05,100 and it keeps getting bigger and bigger. 534 00:43:07,809 --> 00:43:09,800 [Man] How honest are you with him? 535 00:43:09,911 --> 00:43:12,744 Pretty honest. 536 00:43:12,847 --> 00:43:15,782 I mean, it's not like I lie to him or anything. 537 00:43:17,152 --> 00:43:19,347 I just, uh- 538 00:43:19,454 --> 00:43:23,356 I mean, I-I have little secrets. 539 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,619 Everyone has secrets. 540 00:43:27,162 --> 00:43:29,460 [Whispering] I have hepatitis "C." 541 00:43:35,737 --> 00:43:37,830 [Man] How does that make you feel? 542 00:43:39,741 --> 00:43:41,834 I'm not sure, really. 543 00:43:44,179 --> 00:43:47,012 Let me clarify. I love Julia. 544 00:43:47,115 --> 00:43:51,347 I... want her to be happy. 545 00:43:51,453 --> 00:43:54,889 I want good things for her. 546 00:43:54,990 --> 00:43:56,787 But there are times- 547 00:44:11,272 --> 00:44:14,207 [Spits, Imitates Neck Snapping] 548 00:44:14,309 --> 00:44:17,608 You know, when she's sleeping, just take a pillow and- 549 00:44:22,984 --> 00:44:24,884 [Exhales] 550 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:34,226 [Julia] Thanks for helping me pick out my dress. 551 00:44:34,329 --> 00:44:38,527 To be honest, I was surprised you called. 552 00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:40,897 Well, you're a part of Grant's life... 553 00:44:41,002 --> 00:44:44,938 and that means you're a part of my life too. 554 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,168 You look like a princess. 555 00:44:53,848 --> 00:44:56,339 You don't think it's a bit too much? 556 00:44:56,451 --> 00:44:58,316 Oh, not at all. 557 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:00,684 I'll go get some pins to fit it. 558 00:45:03,191 --> 00:45:05,022 Uh-oh. 559 00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:07,651 [Grunting] 560 00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:16,132 [Moaning] 561 00:45:27,715 --> 00:45:30,980 [Thinking] Why do you insist on dressing me in these fruity outfits? 562 00:45:31,086 --> 00:45:35,546 - I'm gonna take this lollipop and shove it up your ass. - [Gasps] 563 00:45:35,657 --> 00:45:37,887 [Thinking] I can hear everyone's thoughts. 564 00:45:37,992 --> 00:45:41,291 [Thinking] I love Puerto Rican men. They're spicy. 565 00:45:41,396 --> 00:45:45,332 It's like I'm trapped in a bad Mel Gibson movie. 566 00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:47,333 [Thinking] What the hell was I thinkin'? 567 00:45:47,435 --> 00:45:49,801 He's a freakin' backup dancer. 568 00:45:49,904 --> 00:45:53,567 - [Thinking] Dude, I married Britney Spears! - [Grunts] 569 00:45:53,675 --> 00:45:57,736 I'm rich! I'm rich, beotch! [Laughing] 570 00:45:57,846 --> 00:46:00,280 - Rich! - Is the bride-to-be ready? 571 00:46:00,381 --> 00:46:03,976 [Thinking] Bride-to-be? Shit. Not if I can help it. 572 00:46:04,085 --> 00:46:06,986 I've got 24 hours to break up this wedding. 573 00:46:07,088 --> 00:46:09,420 - No. - Yes! 574 00:46:09,524 --> 00:46:13,426 [Chuckles] I'll turn Grant against you and make him love me again. 575 00:46:13,528 --> 00:46:15,792 Me, me, me! 576 00:46:15,897 --> 00:46:17,922 - Stay away from me! - Oh! 577 00:46:38,653 --> 00:46:40,553 [No Audible Dialogue] 578 00:47:27,735 --> 00:47:30,863 [Ringing] 579 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:50,417 - What is it now? - Grant's got an ex-fiancée. 580 00:47:50,525 --> 00:47:53,016 And she has a thing for him. I just know it. 581 00:47:53,127 --> 00:47:55,721 And they have this long, romantic history. 582 00:47:55,830 --> 00:47:59,095 How can I measure up to that? 583 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,829 You can't. She's fine as hell. 584 00:48:04,305 --> 00:48:07,138 I would tear that shit up! 585 00:48:07,242 --> 00:48:10,678 You know, everything was going so well until she turns up. 586 00:48:10,778 --> 00:48:13,611 Look, he's not with Andy anymore. He's with you. 587 00:48:13,715 --> 00:48:17,082 You gotta put aside your insecurities. It'll all work out. 588 00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:20,484 - Do you really believe that? - No, but my white customers do. 589 00:48:20,588 --> 00:48:23,989 Wow. 590 00:48:24,092 --> 00:48:27,118 - [Sighs] - Look, I believe in you and Grant. 591 00:48:27,228 --> 00:48:29,662 And before you know it, you'll be walking down the aisle. 592 00:48:29,764 --> 00:48:32,824 Oh, and saying our vows. 593 00:48:32,934 --> 00:48:35,129 And our first dance! 594 00:48:35,236 --> 00:48:39,002 ♫ [Singing] 595 00:48:43,211 --> 00:48:46,806 You call that dancin'? No. 596 00:48:46,914 --> 00:48:50,850 - ♫[Hip-Hop] - You see this? This is where you live. 597 00:48:50,952 --> 00:48:54,251 Right here. This is your home. Huh? 598 00:48:54,355 --> 00:48:56,346 Well, how about this? 599 00:48:56,457 --> 00:48:59,688 ♫ [Man Singing] 600 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:08,301 - That bitch be krumpin'! - ♫[Continues] 601 00:49:15,543 --> 00:49:17,443 ♫ [Continues] 602 00:49:24,018 --> 00:49:25,986 ♫ [Ends] 603 00:49:26,087 --> 00:49:28,055 It's okay. It's okay. 604 00:49:28,156 --> 00:49:30,522 She's never gonna break us up. 605 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,651 Grant and I just have to get through the rehearsal dinner... 606 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:36,491 and then tomorrow's the big day. 607 00:49:36,597 --> 00:49:39,998 Once we're married, everything will be perfect. 608 00:49:40,101 --> 00:49:42,160 - [Gasping] - Who are you kidding? 609 00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:45,797 - [Gasping Continues] - Grant's never gonna marry you. 610 00:49:45,907 --> 00:49:49,365 You're not good enough. He's meant to be with Andy. 611 00:49:49,477 --> 00:49:53,504 - Don't say that! - This is who you really are. 612 00:49:53,614 --> 00:49:56,344 - [Disgusted Groan] - You're a frump, girl. 613 00:49:56,451 --> 00:50:00,854 You may look different, but inside you'll always be me. 614 00:50:00,955 --> 00:50:06,518 - No, please, stop. - You'll be stuck in that diner till the end of time. 615 00:50:06,627 --> 00:50:10,085 I don't believe you. [Grunting] 616 00:50:11,599 --> 00:50:15,262 True love is a myth. You better hurry up and marry Nicky... 617 00:50:15,370 --> 00:50:17,861 before you end up a fat, dusty old maid. 618 00:50:17,972 --> 00:50:20,668 - Never! - You'll see. 619 00:50:20,775 --> 00:50:23,710 - [Grunts] - [Laughing] 620 00:50:25,747 --> 00:50:27,715 [Goat Bleating] 621 00:50:29,650 --> 00:50:31,277 Quiet, everyone. Quiet. 622 00:50:31,386 --> 00:50:33,786 Roz has a few words to say. 623 00:50:33,888 --> 00:50:35,788 Oh, thank you, hon. [Giggles] 624 00:50:35,890 --> 00:50:37,687 Mmm! 625 00:50:39,026 --> 00:50:41,290 I would like to make a toast. 626 00:50:41,396 --> 00:50:43,728 To Grant and Julia! 627 00:50:43,831 --> 00:50:47,062 Yeah! What? [Laughs] 628 00:50:47,168 --> 00:50:49,932 Okay! Get crunk! 629 00:50:50,037 --> 00:50:51,527 [All Shout] Get crunked! 630 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,461 You like it? 631 00:51:15,696 --> 00:51:18,290 You look... ravishing. 632 00:51:20,568 --> 00:51:22,593 What? What's wrong? 633 00:51:22,703 --> 00:51:27,606 Grant, your whole courtship has been rocky, to say the least. 634 00:51:29,777 --> 00:51:33,474 I just hope you're not rushing into this marriage with Julia... 635 00:51:34,715 --> 00:51:37,809 as a way of getting over me. 636 00:51:37,919 --> 00:51:40,251 I- 637 00:51:56,904 --> 00:52:00,533 Oh, dear God. A carousel. 638 00:52:04,212 --> 00:52:06,476 I, uh-I'd better get back. 639 00:52:15,223 --> 00:52:18,522 Grant, this is our rehearsal dinner. 640 00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:20,787 We're getting married tomorrow. 641 00:52:22,463 --> 00:52:25,694 I need to know- do you still have feelings for Andy? 642 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,132 Of course not. 643 00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:32,998 I trust you. I just don't want to get hurt. 644 00:52:33,107 --> 00:52:35,371 You have nothing to worry about. 645 00:52:36,477 --> 00:52:38,138 I'm devoted to you... 646 00:52:38,246 --> 00:52:40,043 forever. 647 00:52:41,516 --> 00:52:44,508 ♫ [Singing] 648 00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:36,899 ♫ [Singing, Tone Deaf] 649 00:54:15,209 --> 00:54:17,177 ♫ [Betty Singing Lyric] 650 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:41,862 - [Applause, Cheering] - ♫[Ends] 651 00:54:41,969 --> 00:54:43,869 [Slurping] 652 00:54:43,971 --> 00:54:44,955 - [Body Thuds] - [Jinxers Yowls] 653 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:45,939 - [Body Thuds] - [Jinxers Yowls] 654 00:54:58,819 --> 00:55:01,083 No. 655 00:55:01,188 --> 00:55:03,656 Not a zit on my wedding day! 656 00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:06,660 Ohh. 657 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:12,828 [Groaning] 658 00:55:26,947 --> 00:55:28,209 [Screams] 659 00:55:30,685 --> 00:55:32,983 Where the hell is Julia? 660 00:55:34,822 --> 00:55:39,486 Grant, I wouldn't be your best man unless I told you this. 661 00:55:39,593 --> 00:55:42,084 Julia doesn't deserve you. 662 00:55:42,196 --> 00:55:46,599 Oh, come on! She's an hour late for her own wedding. 663 00:55:46,701 --> 00:55:51,195 Maybe she's got cold feet 'cause she knows it's not right between the two of you. 664 00:55:51,305 --> 00:55:53,205 [Scoffs] 665 00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:56,275 Do you ever think about us? 666 00:55:56,377 --> 00:55:57,901 Yeah. 667 00:55:58,012 --> 00:56:00,708 Me too. 668 00:56:03,484 --> 00:56:05,281 My grandmother's ring. 669 00:56:05,386 --> 00:56:07,547 She gave you this ring on her deathbed... 670 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:11,455 and made you promise to give it to the woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. 671 00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:13,550 You gave it to me. 672 00:56:18,299 --> 00:56:20,199 My grandfather's toe ring. 673 00:56:20,301 --> 00:56:22,428 Didn't he give you this ring on his deathbed... 674 00:56:22,536 --> 00:56:25,403 and make you promise to give it to the woman you'd cherish forever? 675 00:56:26,874 --> 00:56:29,172 You gave that to me too. 676 00:56:31,212 --> 00:56:35,581 - Julia- - Oh! She's just the rebound girl. 677 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:39,414 I'm ready to take you back. Choose me. Marry me. 678 00:56:40,888 --> 00:56:45,655 Andy, I just don't feel the same way about you anymore. 679 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,728 Julia's the one. 680 00:56:49,130 --> 00:56:51,428 Then one last kiss. 681 00:57:01,408 --> 00:57:03,103 Julia, no! 682 00:57:29,870 --> 00:57:31,963 [Sighs] 683 00:57:37,511 --> 00:57:41,470 ♫ [Pop] 684 00:57:52,993 --> 00:57:55,962 ♫ [Boom Box: Man Singing] 685 00:58:11,345 --> 00:58:14,246 - ♫[Continues] - [Man] Shut up! It's 4:00 in the morning! 686 00:58:14,348 --> 00:58:17,249 Asshole! 687 00:58:17,351 --> 00:58:19,751 Turn that crap off! 688 00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,780 ♫ [Continues] 689 00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:29,754 - ♫[Continues] - [Man] I'm trying to watch Desperate Housewives! 690 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,828 It's called an iPod! Get one! 691 00:58:37,671 --> 00:58:39,639 ♫ [Fades] 692 00:59:05,733 --> 00:59:08,566 ♫ [Pop] 693 00:59:08,669 --> 00:59:11,536 ♫ [Woman Singing] 694 00:59:11,639 --> 00:59:14,039 Oh. Jinxers? 695 00:59:14,141 --> 00:59:17,941 - ♫[Continues] - [Yowling] 696 00:59:23,484 --> 00:59:25,918 [Purring] 697 00:59:33,661 --> 00:59:34,642 ♫ [Ends] 698 00:59:34,677 --> 00:59:35,623 ♫ [Ends] 699 00:59:37,932 --> 00:59:39,900 [Frank] Julia. 700 00:59:44,371 --> 00:59:46,839 Let's get you out of that funk. 701 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:04,487 Julia, will you marry me? 702 01:00:06,961 --> 01:00:08,656 Please? 703 01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:15,302 It was good, right? 704 01:00:17,404 --> 01:00:20,601 I know Nicky's a little rough around the edges... 705 01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:23,939 but give him a chance. 706 01:00:24,044 --> 01:00:27,639 When your mother and I first got married, we barely knew each other. 707 01:00:27,748 --> 01:00:31,684 I was a mail-order bride, could barely speak the English language. 708 01:00:31,785 --> 01:00:33,776 Dad, you're from Jersey. 709 01:00:33,887 --> 01:00:36,014 I'm tryin' to make a point here. 710 01:00:36,123 --> 01:00:38,387 At first, Linda and I couldn't get along. 711 01:00:38,492 --> 01:00:42,121 But we grew to understand and even respect each other. 712 01:00:42,229 --> 01:00:45,562 I'm proud to say we've been married for 30 years... 713 01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:49,830 and I have you and your sister to show for it. 714 01:00:49,937 --> 01:00:52,838 Now, maybe that's not the fairy tale you dream of... 715 01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:55,704 but that's real life. 716 01:00:55,809 --> 01:00:57,709 So, what do you say? 717 01:01:00,914 --> 01:01:03,815 I've been fooling myself all along. 718 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:06,511 There is no Prince Charming. 719 01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:11,421 And true love is something that only exists in the movies. 720 01:01:14,995 --> 01:01:18,260 Okay, Dad, I'll marry Nicky. 721 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,268 Back to work. 722 01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:46,692 You're crying. 723 01:01:46,794 --> 01:01:49,763 Tears of joy, Dad. 724 01:01:55,402 --> 01:01:58,371 Thanks, Frank. I'll take it from here. 725 01:02:01,008 --> 01:02:04,671 We are gathered here to join this man and this woman... 726 01:02:04,778 --> 01:02:06,746 in holy matrimony. 727 01:02:06,847 --> 01:02:11,409 Marriage is a contract that should not be taken lightly. 728 01:02:11,518 --> 01:02:15,921 It must be honored by two people who are truly in love. 729 01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:19,891 ♫ [Man Singing: Rock Ballad] 730 01:03:16,683 --> 01:03:19,049 ♫ [Ends] 731 01:03:19,153 --> 01:03:23,385 If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married... 732 01:03:23,490 --> 01:03:25,890 speak now or forever hold your peace. 733 01:03:36,603 --> 01:03:39,231 - I object! - Thank God! 734 01:03:44,077 --> 01:03:46,375 This isn't what you wanted. 735 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,380 It's what I wanted. 736 01:03:48,482 --> 01:03:52,748 I was wrong about Grant. He's a good man. 737 01:03:52,853 --> 01:03:54,548 He even liked you when you were butt-ugly. 738 01:03:54,655 --> 01:03:57,419 - How do you- - I saw it in your flashback. 739 01:03:57,524 --> 01:04:00,118 You and Grant were meant to be together. 740 01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:01,922 I don't know. 741 01:04:02,029 --> 01:04:04,497 You need to read this. 742 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,667 [Grant's Voice] My darling Julia. I'm sorry. 743 01:04:09,770 --> 01:04:12,000 So sorry. 744 01:04:12,105 --> 01:04:14,573 So very, very sorry. 745 01:04:14,675 --> 01:04:18,167 And yet, sorry seems to be the hardest word to say. 746 01:04:18,278 --> 01:04:22,578 If you can ever forgive me and you're ready to make that leap... 747 01:04:22,683 --> 01:04:25,584 I promise I'll be there to catch you. 748 01:04:25,686 --> 01:04:28,587 If you still love me the way I love you... 749 01:04:28,689 --> 01:04:30,953 then meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks. 750 01:04:31,058 --> 01:04:32,958 On the Internet? 751 01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:35,858 No, not in You've Got Mail, in Sleepless in Seattle. 752 01:04:35,963 --> 01:04:40,297 Right. The observation deck of the Empire State Building. 753 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,300 But how do I get there? 754 01:04:42,402 --> 01:04:45,530 Um, I'll Mapquest directions and I.M. - it to your Blackberry. 755 01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:48,631 But I only have a T-Mobile Sidekick. 756 01:04:48,742 --> 01:04:50,710 You can borrow my Treo 650. 757 01:04:52,346 --> 01:04:55,782 How about we just meet where we had our first date? 758 01:04:55,882 --> 01:04:59,818 A Restaurant? But that's way uptown. Traffic's a nightmare. 759 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,912 [Sighs] The rooftop of your apartment building? 760 01:05:03,023 --> 01:05:06,049 Okay! Great! 761 01:05:06,159 --> 01:05:09,788 This issue's six months old. I hope he's still waiting. 762 01:05:09,896 --> 01:05:13,388 He'd be a fool not to wait for my daughter. Go get him, baby. 763 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:15,400 Thanks, Dad. 764 01:05:15,502 --> 01:05:17,663 ♫ [Man Singing: Pop Rock] 765 01:05:37,257 --> 01:05:39,157 - Taxi! Taxi! - [Horn Honking] 766 01:05:39,259 --> 01:05:41,693 - ♫[Continues] - Taxi! 767 01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:48,795 Someone! Someone please help! 768 01:05:48,902 --> 01:05:51,769 Trick! You're getting on my nerves! 769 01:05:51,872 --> 01:05:54,432 I need to get across town fast. 770 01:05:58,578 --> 01:06:00,671 ♫ [Continues] 771 01:06:02,749 --> 01:06:05,149 - I owe you. - Damn straight! 772 01:06:05,252 --> 01:06:06,981 I'm Hitch, bitch! 773 01:06:07,087 --> 01:06:10,215 ♫ [Continues] 774 01:06:19,232 --> 01:06:21,700 ♫ [Continues] 775 01:06:31,311 --> 01:06:33,745 ♫ [Fades] 776 01:06:41,488 --> 01:06:45,219 - [Tapping Button] - Come on. Open up! 777 01:06:55,001 --> 01:06:57,731 Oh, please! 778 01:07:06,546 --> 01:07:09,447 ♫ [Muzak] 779 01:07:12,953 --> 01:07:15,922 ♫ [Continues] 780 01:07:23,230 --> 01:07:27,132 ♫ [Continues] 781 01:07:30,804 --> 01:07:33,773 ♫ [Continues] 782 01:07:37,711 --> 01:07:39,611 He's mine! 783 01:07:39,713 --> 01:07:43,046 - [Groans] - Keep your damn hands off my man! 784 01:07:43,150 --> 01:07:45,118 [Screams, Groaning] 785 01:08:10,444 --> 01:08:12,071 I'm too late. 786 01:08:12,179 --> 01:08:14,977 Julia! 787 01:08:16,716 --> 01:08:19,685 - Ohh! - [Yelling] 788 01:08:28,595 --> 01:08:31,189 What happens after the prince rescues the princess? 789 01:08:31,298 --> 01:08:34,290 She rescues him right back. 790 01:08:35,402 --> 01:08:37,768 You make me want to be a better man. 791 01:08:39,105 --> 01:08:41,005 You had me at "hello." 792 01:08:41,107 --> 01:08:46,170 I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy... 793 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:48,440 asking him to love her. 794 01:09:29,422 --> 01:09:32,516 What? I'm also an ordained minister. 795 01:09:39,733 --> 01:09:41,724 By the powers vested in me... 796 01:09:41,835 --> 01:09:44,065 I now pronounce you man and wife. 797 01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:45,865 Show her some love, man! 798 01:09:51,211 --> 01:09:52,940 [Meows] 799 01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:06,858 [Cheering] 800 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,952 - Bravo! - Beautiful! 801 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:16,469 - Yeah- - [Laughing] 802 01:10:24,411 --> 01:10:27,380 [Cheering Continues] 803 01:10:32,252 --> 01:10:34,948 [Whinnying] 804 01:10:35,055 --> 01:10:37,216 Julia! 805 01:10:37,324 --> 01:10:39,258 This is for you. 806 01:10:43,730 --> 01:10:46,790 It's a vaginal thermometer. 807 01:10:48,335 --> 01:10:50,360 It lets you know when you're ovulating. 808 01:10:50,470 --> 01:10:52,665 It's been in our family for generations. 809 01:10:52,772 --> 01:10:55,935 And if you want to keep it our lucky thermometer, don't ever wash it. 810 01:11:01,648 --> 01:11:03,616 - Julia. - Dad. 811 01:11:06,186 --> 01:11:09,087 You're gonna have to find a new waitress. 812 01:11:09,189 --> 01:11:11,453 It's about time. 813 01:11:17,597 --> 01:11:20,691 Come here. [Chuckling] 814 01:11:22,102 --> 01:11:25,299 Hey. Take care of my daughter. 815 01:11:26,339 --> 01:11:28,239 Come on. 816 01:11:28,341 --> 01:11:30,935 [Guests Chattering, Laughing] 817 01:11:31,044 --> 01:11:33,444 [Bernie] Good-bye! Best of luck! 818 01:11:33,546 --> 01:11:35,446 [Chattering Continues] 819 01:11:35,548 --> 01:11:39,450 - [Shouting "Good-byes"] - [Chattering, Laughing Continues] 820 01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:48,728 Hey, is it too late to crash the Fockyerdoder wedding? 821 01:11:49,829 --> 01:11:51,660 Bye. 822 01:11:51,765 --> 01:11:54,393 [Julia Narrating] And we lived happily ever after. 823 01:11:54,501 --> 01:11:58,904 But not before we went on our honeymoon to romantic Kong Island. 824 01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:05,311 [Grunting, Murmuring] 825 01:12:10,950 --> 01:12:13,248 [Screaming] 826 01:12:13,353 --> 01:12:15,321 Help! 827 01:12:15,422 --> 01:12:17,982 Please help me! 828 01:12:18,091 --> 01:12:21,583 - [Grunting, Shouting] - [Creature Roaring] 829 01:12:24,831 --> 01:12:27,391 Help! 830 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,593 Keep the camera rolling. 831 01:12:29,703 --> 01:12:31,568 Oh, God! 832 01:12:31,671 --> 01:12:34,367 - Help! Please! - [Footsteps Pounding] 833 01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:37,375 - [Creature Roaring] - [All Gasping] 834 01:12:37,477 --> 01:12:40,605 No. No! [Sobbing] 835 01:12:40,714 --> 01:12:42,545 [Creature Purring] 836 01:12:42,649 --> 01:12:44,514 - [Creature Gasps] - [Gasps] 837 01:12:44,617 --> 01:12:46,244 [Cheering, Grunting] 838 01:12:46,352 --> 01:12:50,550 [Natives Chanting] Carmen Electra! Carmen Electra! Carmen Electra! 839 01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:54,525 - Carmen Electra! Carmen Electra! - Ooh! [Laughs] 840 01:12:54,627 --> 01:12:57,027 - That feels kinda good. - [Grunting] 841 01:12:57,130 --> 01:12:59,098 A little... kinky. 842 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,030 [Creature Grunting, Panting] 843 01:13:01,134 --> 01:13:03,898 Oh, yeah! 844 01:13:04,003 --> 01:13:06,870 - [Grunting Continues] - [All Slurping] 845 01:13:06,973 --> 01:13:09,373 [Inhales] I like hairy boys. 846 01:13:09,476 --> 01:13:11,090 - [Giggles] - [Roaring] 847 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,704 - [Giggles] - [Roaring] 848 01:13:12,812 --> 01:13:16,771 ♫ [Hip-hop] 849 01:13:31,498 --> 01:13:33,659 [Crew Laughing] 850 01:13:33,767 --> 01:13:35,598 - ♫[Continues] - Yes! Yes! 851 01:13:35,702 --> 01:13:38,000 [Coughing, Retching] 852 01:13:38,104 --> 01:13:39,935 Yes! 853 01:13:40,039 --> 01:13:42,974 [Imitating Bill Cosby] Yes! Beautiful. 854 01:13:43,076 --> 01:13:44,976 Yes, drink it. 855 01:13:45,078 --> 01:13:47,012 You're gonna love it. 856 01:13:47,113 --> 01:13:50,082 Is that Cos's hand on your booty? 857 01:13:50,183 --> 01:13:53,983 [Vocalizing Sharply] 858 01:13:55,288 --> 01:13:58,189 - [Director] Cut it! - [Applause] 859 01:13:58,291 --> 01:14:00,282 I'm kind of an amateur tennis player. 860 01:14:00,393 --> 01:14:03,328 I was playing, it was a drizzly day... 861 01:14:03,429 --> 01:14:07,263 and Roz came down and volunteered to hold my balls and keep 'em dry. 862 01:14:07,367 --> 01:14:09,267 - His balls- - We got rained out anyway. 863 01:14:09,369 --> 01:14:11,303 His balls are always wet, whether it's raining or not. 864 01:14:11,404 --> 01:14:14,373 ♫ [Continues] 865 01:14:23,249 --> 01:14:26,514 Hey, is it too late for one more parody? 866 01:14:27,954 --> 01:14:29,819 It's on the Hudson... 867 01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:32,858 with breathtaking views of the skyline. 868 01:14:32,959 --> 01:14:34,790 ¡: Muy romántico! 869 01:14:34,894 --> 01:14:37,692 Yeah! What? Okay! 870 01:14:37,797 --> 01:14:39,697 Get crunk! 871 01:14:42,735 --> 01:14:44,362 ♫ [Continues] 872 01:14:57,450 --> 01:15:01,011 - Hai! - ♫[Continues] 873 01:15:03,156 --> 01:15:05,818 - ♫[Continues] - [Squawking] 874 01:15:05,925 --> 01:15:09,588 Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah! I'm your baby! Nyah-nyah! 875 01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:12,598 Infantilism. 876 01:15:12,699 --> 01:15:14,667 ♫ [Continues] 877 01:16:26,739 --> 01:16:29,105 ♫ [Ends] 878 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:32,268 [Man] How often do you have sex? 879 01:16:32,378 --> 01:16:34,278 I don't understand the question. 880 01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:36,848 I mean, it's a PG-13 movie. 881 01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:40,386 We're limited to very mild sexual content. 882 01:16:40,486 --> 01:16:43,512 Above the waist... 883 01:16:43,623 --> 01:16:45,784 over the shirt, no tongues. 884 01:16:45,892 --> 01:16:47,792 No tongue. 885 01:16:47,894 --> 01:16:50,624 [Man] How about this week? 886 01:16:50,730 --> 01:16:52,459 [Mouths Word] Nine. 887 01:16:52,565 --> 01:16:55,625 - A hundred and 27. - [Rapper Shouts] 888 01:16:55,735 --> 01:16:59,694 ♫ [Hip-hop] 889 01:21:33,646 --> 01:21:35,876 ♫ [Ends]