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(rackets hitting balls)
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BOY: Mom and me versus you and Dad.
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- Long.
- That looked pretty good.
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- It was out.
- It did look good.
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- Frank, it was out.
- It's my call. Out.
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If you can, try and hit it
at your mother's backhand.
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- It's pretty weak.
- Got it.
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- Yes!
- Don't gloat, Walt.
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Five games to three, us.
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Fuck! Come on, Bernard.
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- WOMAN: Bernard, don't curse.
- I'm cursing at myself.
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- Nice shot.
- Thanks.
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- WOMAN: Walt, watch out.
- It's part of the game, Mom.
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Fifteen-love.
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Ow!
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(chuckling) Joan, I'm sorry.
It was an accident.
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You gotta get a second serve.
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JOAN: Frank!
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Did you just put that peanut up your nose?
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Cashew, yes.
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Pickle. That is such an idiotic,
stupid thing to do.
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(sniffs) No, it's out. I got it.
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We're reading A Tale of Two Cities
in English. Is that any good?
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Mmm. It's minor Dickens.
Popular in schools.
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But I think David Copperfield
or Great Expectations is much richer.
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What is it about high school that you read
all the worst books by good writers?
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You should read it yourself
and see what you think of it.
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I don't wanna waste my time.
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(springs creaking)
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What are you doing?
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Just fixing up the couch.
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- Did you sleep there?
- Yeah. Our bed is hurting my back.
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Isn't the couch worse
than the bed for backs?
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No. This — This is better.
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When does Mom's story
come out in the magazine?
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It's not a magazine.
It's a literary journal.
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Next month, I think.
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It'll be weird having two writers
as parents.
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Yeah, well, Dad influenced her.
She never wrote before she met him.
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I haven't read any of Dad's books.
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I've looked at them.
They're great. They're very dense.
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He needs a new agent.
It's been too long since his last book.
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But the publishing world isn't receptive,
always, to real literary talent.
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Maybe Mom will be famous instead.
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No, Dad's the writer.
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Maybe Mom is better.
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No, that's way off base, Frank.
That's way off base.
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FRANK: Ivan hit with Arthur Ashe once.
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Wasn't he ranked, like, 402 or something?
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Ivan could've been a champion,
if he hadn't hurt his knee.
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Okay, my brother,
let's see some ground strokes.
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(chuckles)
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You gotta ease up, my brother.
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Jimmy Connors hits everything
as hard as he can.
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But we can't all get away with that, right?
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All right, let's see the backhand.
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Two hands. Two hands.
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Hey, my brother, who taught you
these junkyard strokes, huh?
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My dad. He's self-taught.
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I heard that.
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Hey, Bernard, you teaching my brother here
these junkyard chip shots?
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One-handed backhand is an elegant stroke.
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My brother here doesn't want
a weak chip shot for a backhand.
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I don't care.
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It's McEnroe's stroke.
He's the master of the chip game.
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(chuckles)
All right, fellas, that's it for today.
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Ivan, you wanna hit a little?
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I got a few minutes.
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Frank, you and Carl hang out.
Give me your racket.
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- Are you interested in any arts?
- I wouldn't mind being a pro.
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It's very hard to be a professional player.
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As good as even someone like Ivan is,
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he's not in a league
with McEnroe or Connors.
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Oh, I don't mean a pro like that.
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I mean, like a pro at the bubble.
Like Ivan.
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You don't wanna be a pro.
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I'm sure I've lost my parking space.
We're gonna have to drive around.
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- Can you drop me off?
- No.
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I picked you up. The least you can do
is ride around with me.
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- ♪♪ (stereo: guitars)
- ♪♪ (guitar strumming)
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♪ Hey you ♪
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♪ Out there on the road
Always doin' what you're told ♪
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- ♪ Can you help — ♪
- ♪ Can you help me? ♪
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♪ Can you help me? ♪
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♪ Hey you ♪
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♪ Out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall ♪
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♪ Can you help me? ♪
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BOYS: ♪ Hey, you
♪ Don't tell me there's no hope at all ♪
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♪ Together we stand ♪
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♪ Divided we fall ♪
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(laughs) Terrific, honeys.
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- Walt, did you write that song?
- Yes.
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Well, Frank had some good ideas too.
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BERNARD: Very dense. Very interesting.
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I signed up for the talent thing
they have at school.
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Great.
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- Just make sure you practice a lot.
- Mom, I'll be fine.
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Just remember, you're gonna
be in front of a lot of people.
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Mom, don't ruin the whole thing for me.
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You'll win. And if you don't win,
something's wrong with 'em.
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Which is probably the case, actually.
People can be very stupid.
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- (phone rings)
- I'll get it.
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Walt, you wanna come to my class
tomorrow after school?
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- Yeah.
- Could I come?
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- JOAN: Hello?
- You have tennis.
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You're gonna be doing that,
which is its own thing.
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(chuckles) Look how young Dad looks.
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(chuckles) That's funny.
Dad, can I have this?
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- Okay.
- Would you write something in it?
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JOAN (faint): Yeah.
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Thanks.
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GIRL: "I absorb sex indiscriminately,
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numb and impartial.
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I suck men of their interiors.
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A fuck that unites
John, Dan, Scott, whomever,
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in the popular lust
and paternal hunt for my possession.
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He was a large man,
though his arms were thin.
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The upper part soft, but not fleshy,
like a young woman's.
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He had long, delicate fingers
and plump palms similar to a raccoon's.
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With what is best described as finesse,
he plied the meat from a crab claw
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and sucked oysters from their shells."
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She's a very risky writer, Lili.
Very racy.
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I mean, exhibiting her cunt
in that fashion is very racy.
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I mean, Lili has her influences
in postmodern literature,
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a bit derivative of Kafka.
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But for a student, very racy.
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- Did you get that it was her cunt?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Did you like it?
- Yeah. A lot.
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You'd like Kafka, one of my predecessors.
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- Particularly The Metamorphosis.
- Metamorphosis?
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No fucking spaces.
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- I'll keep you company while we look.
- Thank you.
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Dad, what were your wives like before Mom?
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"Wife," really. The first one was annulled.
I was 19.
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- What was she like?
- The annulled one?
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No, the one you'd call a wife.
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Difficult.
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That's Mom.
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Yeah, that's Mom.
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What was she wearing?
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No, I guess I've seen that before.
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(typing)
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What are you writing?
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I'm working on the Peugeot story.
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Did you take my note about the ending?
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Some of it.
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- Does he still die?
- Yeah.
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Then you didn't take my note.
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(phone ringing)
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(Bernard, Joan shouting, faint)
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(shouting continues)
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Um, boys, make sure you
come home right after school.
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- Why?
- We're having a family conference.
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- What's that?
- A talk. Just... come home.
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- What about?
- We'll go over it tonight.
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- Can't you give us a hint?
- No, just —
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Tonight. We'll go — Everything.
We'll go over it tonight.
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(no audible dialogue)
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Just waiting for your mother.
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(toilet flushes)
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- Oh, Mom.
- Sorry.
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- Okay.
- Okay, all set?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Your mom and I...
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Okay, yeah. Uh, Mom and I are going...
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We're going to separate.
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- You're not gonna be leaving either of us.
- We're gonna have joint custody.
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Frank, it's okay. I've got an elegant
new house across the park.
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FRANK: Across the park?
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- Is that even Brooklyn?
- It's only five stops on the subway.
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It's an elegant block,
the fillet of the neighborhood.
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- We'll have a Ping-Pong table.
- I don't play Ping-Pong.
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- We'll both see you equally.
- WALT: How would that work?
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- We're splitting up the week, alternating days.
- Why?
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'Cause I love you, and I wanna see you
as much as your mother does.
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- But there's seven days.
- Right.
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So how will you split evenly
with seven days?
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I've got you Tuesday,
Wednesday and Saturday
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and every other Thursday.
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- Every other?
- That's how we each have you equally.
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That was your father's idea.
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Don't do this.
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How will I get to school?
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There's a subway four blocks from the house.
Four or five. No more than six blocks.
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And wh-what about the cat?
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Shit. The cat.
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We didn't discuss the cat.
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Your father will pick him up on those days
when you're switching houses.
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I'll have to drive here
two additional times a week?
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You got a place on
the other side of the park.
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If you'd gotten a place near here,
it wouldn't be a problem.
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This neighborhood's gotten very expensive.
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It's very painful for me to stay in
this neighborhood. You know that.
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Don't be difficult. I feel banished.
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Oh, Pickle.
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So, Dad, what will happen with the cat?
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We'll figure something out.
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Is it 'cause Dad isn't
as successful as he used to be?
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Now that you're publishing and he isn't?
Is that it?
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- That's not nice —
- Because this is a great family.
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- I don't know why you're screwing it up.
- If we could avoid it, I would.
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Why are you doing this now?
You've been together 16 years.
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Seventeen.
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Can't imagine living
with you guys like this.
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Don't most of your friends
already have divorced parents?
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Yeah, but I don't.
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Well, now you do.
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I think you're doing
a foolish, foolish thing.
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Listen, Chicken, I understand
how unhappy you are. I'm unhappy too.
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And I don't want you or Frank
to blame yourself for any of this.
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It has nothing to do with you.
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(water running)
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♪♪ (folk guitar)
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♪♪ (man vocalizing)
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Whoa. Whoa.
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Shh. (whispering)
It's okay. Go back to sleep.
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- Are those books?
- Yes, these are my books.
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Why are they going under my bed?
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Because I bought them,
and I don't wanna lose them.
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We'll put them back on the shelf
when your father leaves.
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Until things are certain, I don't think
we should say anything to anyone yet.
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- Why?
- 'Cause we never know.
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And I don't want people
to know our business.
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I told Carl.
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Already?
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I called him last night.
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(sobbing) I also told Matt and Dale.
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And Dale? Shit, now everyone will know.
Jesus, Frank.
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- Mom says we should tell people.
- Mom doesn't have to go to school.
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Stop crying.
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Joint custody blows.
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- I was told it's better.
- It's miserable.
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My parents didn't wanna
uproot me and Rebecca.
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So we stayed in the house
and they both took separate apartments
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and switched off coming to us.
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And then my mom met Dexter.
My dad freaked out.
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And then they sold the house,
and I go back and forth anyway.
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God, joint custody blows.
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MAN: ♪ Green are your eyes ♪
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♪ In the morning when you rise ♪
243
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,519
Oh, thanks. Yeah, I forgot to take these.
244
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,855
She has a few of my books still.
245
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,959
She went around writing her maiden name in
all the books when she knew we were splitting.
246
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,610
But these were definitely mine.
247
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:45,988
- Are you and Walt stealing from Mom?
- These are mine, Frank.
248
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- (tires screech)
- Watch it! Jesus!
249
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(laughs)
250
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IVAN: Hey, brother. Walt.
251
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:56,123
Uh, Bernard, Joan says
you have a check for me.
252
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,626
She said that? No, tennis is hers.
253
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:02,338
In our separation agreement,
it says she handles tennis and winter coats.
254
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,757
- I do sneakers and camp.
- Okay.
255
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,759
I'll take it up with her.
256
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Walt.
257
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♪♪ (man continues singing)
258
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Ivan's a bit of a half-wit, isn't he?
259
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(Bernard chuckles)
260
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♪ Your father will not know ♪
261
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♪ Love, don't cry ♪
262
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♪ I'll not try ♪
263
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♪ Don't you be ♪
264
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♪ Afraid to lie ♪
265
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♪ By me, my love ♪
266
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♪ Your father will not know ♪
267
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It was important to me to have
a place like your mother's.
268
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,857
(cat meows)
269
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:07,111
I'm gonna cook and run the household
like you're used to.
270
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,990
- (window shade raises)
- This is nothing like our house.
271
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,743
- You mean, your mother's house.
- What?
272
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:16,745
This is nothing like your mother's house.
273
00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:19,123
- That's what I just said.
- No, you said, "our house."
274
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,291
That's your mother's house.
This is your house too.
275
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,753
- No, this is your house.
- It's our house.
276
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,923
I hate Nastase. You know that.
277
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,092
Ivan met Nastase
and said he was an asshole.
278
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,302
Well, I couldn't find Vitas Gerulaitis.
279
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,972
I have a Vitas poster at home.
280
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At Mom's. And all my turtles.
281
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,228
We can get you some turtles.
I know you like the amphibians.
282
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Turtles are reptiles.
283
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,984
Here's a desk for you to do your homework.
284
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,445
Dad, this is for a lefty.
285
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,657
Dad got me a lefty desk.
286
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:56,410
Frank, don't be difficult.
We need to be supportive of Dad.
287
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,120
- I hate it here.
- Don't be a chick.
288
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:01,623
- You can get a righty desk later.
- Why do I want a desk at home, anyway?
289
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:05,753
I don't want a chalkboard
or a bell going off every 45 minutes either.
290
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,922
- Well, he likes being with us.
- He likes having us in the house.
291
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,924
You got books. I didn't get books.
292
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,302
'Cause these are the books
Dad knows I like.
293
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,012
I wanna go back to Mom's.
294
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,765
- Why? She caused this, Chick.
- I'm not a chick.
295
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,826
Yes, you are. You don't know
what you're talking about, Chick.
296
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,894
- This is Mom's doing.
- Stop calling me Chick!
297
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:23,580
Didn't Mom tell us
they would never get divorced?
298
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:24,980
- Yeah.
- So, Mom's a liar.
299
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,232
Ow, fuck! That hurt!
300
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,276
Ow!
301
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,529
I'm not being a chick,
you fucking ass-man.
302
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,864
(groans)
303
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,950
You're hurting me. Really hurting me.
304
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:37,951
(grunts)
305
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,329
Ow. Goddamn it.
306
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,000
One turtle would've made a difference.
307
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,717
You live in Park Slope, right?
308
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,930
Uh, my mom does. And I do sometimes.
309
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,724
I'm also gonna live on
the other side of the park half the time.
310
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,309
Prospect Heights?
311
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,912
I'm not sure what
the neighborhood's called.
312
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:06,480
The street's Stratford Road.
My dad's moving there.
313
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,649
I hear it's the fillet of the neighborhood.
314
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,279
- You like Franz Kafka?
- Uh, I don't know him.
315
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,907
He's great. The Metamorphosis
is a masterpiece.
316
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,326
- Sounds good.
- Yeah, it is.
317
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,663
- Have you read This Side of Paradise?
- No, but it's minor Fitzgerald.
318
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,540
Is it? I loved it.
319
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:27,209
Well, it's a minor work.
Gatsby's his masterpiece.
320
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,670
And Tender is the Night
has dazzling moments.
321
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,755
Last Tycoon, had he finished it...
322
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,766
I hope you like it.
Your notes were awesome, Bernard.
323
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,477
I loved your idea
for the change in tense at the end.
324
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,729
I think it could be the coup of the story.
325
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:51,525
I reread A Hunger Artist on your suggestion
and stole a couple things.
326
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,611
- See if you can spot them.
- Good story to steal from.
327
00:19:56,697 --> 00:20:00,284
MAN: ♪ Don't you want to catch
a sweet little love? ♪
328
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,620
♪ Life depends on love ♪
329
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,709
Fuck!
330
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,961
- Frank.
- Sorry.
331
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,171
How long were you and Mom
not getting along?
332
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,048
Oh, couple of years.
333
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,718
I thought we would work it out.
334
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,846
I wanted to. I tried.
As you know, I tried very hard.
335
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,432
Your mother ultimately
wasn't interested in that.
336
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,018
- Why not?
- I think it has very little to do with me.
337
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,912
- FRANK: Mother — Shit! Fucker!
- IVAN: Frank!
338
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,606
She could never make up her mind.
339
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:34,776
She'd pull away, and then she'd get angry
at me for not being more aggressive.
340
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:39,281
Her affair with that man Richard made it
difficult, finally, for me to save the marriage.
341
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,700
- It became a fait accompli.
- Affair?
342
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,911
- With Richard.
- Who's Richard?
343
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,621
A man from the neighborhood.
344
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,831
She met him at one
of Frank's Little League games.
345
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:51,001
A shrink.
Seems sort of like an ordinary guy.
346
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,753
Not an intellectual.
347
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,714
- How long was she having the affair?
- Mmm, about four years.
348
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,717
- You're kidding.
- No. I thought you knew this.
349
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,178
No. No.
350
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,598
Fuck that cock shit!
351
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,559
Frank. (chuckles)
You gotta relax, my brother.
352
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,604
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, honeys.
353
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,523
- FRANK: What are you doing?
- Just changing things around a bit.
354
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,817
I've come by to tell you
I'm not staying here anymore.
355
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:18,028
- Why?
- You know why.
356
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,030
- No, I don't.
- Frank, do you know why?
357
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,823
- No.
- Why don't you tell me, Walt?
358
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,784
Because you cheated on Dad.
359
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,496
How'd you hear that?
360
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,375
- Your father told you.
- Yeah.
361
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,168
He told me.
362
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,587
Why did you, Mom?
363
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:39,466
I was having a hard time.
364
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:42,052
Where were we during all this?
Did you bring men home?
365
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,762
Not while — Not...
366
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,432
Not when your father was in town.
367
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:51,269
You actually met Richard, both you boys.
368
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,522
He came over for takeout once.
369
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,233
You talked about the Stones.
370
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,651
Oh, God.
371
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,320
Under our noses, like a brothel.
Men coming in and out.
372
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,031
- FRANK: Walt, shut up.
- If you want me to explain, I will.
373
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,550
- I don't wanna hear about it.
- I do.
374
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,511
Well, Walt doesn't,
so I'm not gonna say anything.
375
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:09,287
- Walt can leave.
- You disgust me.
376
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,289
You weren't even a writer until recently.
377
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,935
You just bailed on Dad 'cause he's not
as successful as he used to be
378
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,520
and hasn't gotten
the recognition he deserves.
379
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,814
- You sound like your father.
- I'm glad I sound like him.
380
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,215
- You disgust me.
- You're being a shit, Walt!
381
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:27,431
- I'm taking the cat.
- You can't have him. It's his night here.
382
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,684
Okay, you can kiss me now.
383
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,186
- No, the moment's ruined.
- (audience laughs)
384
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,230
JACK: Maybe I'll go sneak up
and surprise Chrissy.
385
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:38,066
- (phone rings)
- JANET: It's not her birthday.
386
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,694
She also had an affair
with some therapist.
387
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,154
I don't wanna know.
388
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,780
And Otto's father, Don.
389
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,742
- Otto's father?
- Yeah, but it's over.
390
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,995
She said the affairs have
kind of been miserable for her.
391
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,247
She's dating now, but nothing serious.
392
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:55,000
She's crazy. She should keep
her affairs to herself.
393
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,711
- I'm not going back to Mom's.
- You have to. Joint custody.
394
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,464
- Fuck joint custody.
- (phone: can opens)
395
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,549
- Is Mom letting you drink soda?
- Beer.
396
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:06,053
- Since when do you drink beer?
- Since recently.
397
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,477
- You think Don and she did it?
- God, I don't wanna think about it.
398
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,104
Imagine Don's dick in Mom's mouth.
399
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,773
Who are you? Stop it.
400
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:22,611
Do you think they do that?
Do you think she has anal sex from Don?
401
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:25,489
Stop, okay? It's disgusting.
402
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,159
Don't.
403
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:36,625
- FRANK: We have the same bone structure.
- JOAN: No.
404
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,460
You have your dad's features.
405
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,630
- Really?
- Mmm.
406
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,632
- Fuck it.
- Frank.
407
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,843
- I thought I had your bone structure.
- No.
408
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,016
You're ugly.
409
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,771
Pickle, why would you say that?
410
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:01,066
Because I think it's true.
I think Carl thinks you're ugly.
411
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,195
I'm not though, sweetie.
412
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:55,287
- I found out something last night.
- What's that?
413
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:58,206
That your dad was fucking my mom.
414
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,875
- What?
- You heard me.
415
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:03,670
Supposedly going on for a year or so,
about two years ago.
416
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,007
(groans)
417
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,467
I'm so horrified by this.
418
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,262
- Thanks.
- No, I don't mean by your mom.
419
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,014
She's very attractive.
420
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:17,851
It was just an affair. A fuck.
We're not gonna be brothers or anything.
421
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,478
She said your dad's
pretty fucked up with women.
422
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,523
- Why'd she sleep with him then?
- I don't know.
423
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,693
Because she's an asshole?
424
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:30,363
Oh, I read The Metamorphosis.
You were right. It's great.
425
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,741
- Oh?
- Yeah. I mean, so bizarre.
426
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:35,994
What do you think is happening
at the end, with the sister?
427
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,205
Oh, yeah, I think she's, um...
428
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,415
- I mean, that's ambiguous, really.
- Yeah.
429
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:45,045
It's gross when he turns into the bug,
but I love how matter-of-fact everything is.
430
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,589
Yeah, it's very Kafkaesque.
431
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,425
'Cause it's written by Franz Kafka.
432
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:51,843
Right.
433
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:54,471
- No, I mean, clearly.
- Yeah, it would have to be.
434
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,269
Um, you're, uh —
435
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:03,730
- You're shoving the whole tongue in me.
- Oh. Sor —
436
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:07,192
No, it's okay. Just do it a little.
Like, little licks.
437
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,863
- Like this?
- Yeah.
438
00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:21,373
I wish you didn't have
so many freckles on your face.
439
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,752
I mean, not — not really, though.
440
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:37,472
♪♪ (folk guitar, man vocalizing)
441
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,395
FRANK: I'm feeling kind of feverish.
442
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,855
- Do we have any Tylenol?
- BERNARD: I don't know.
443
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,941
- I didn't see any.
- Then there isn't any.
444
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,651
Can we get some?
445
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,031
♪ As the bright new year ♪
446
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,242
♪ Draws closer now ♪
447
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,327
♪ I'm on my way ♪
448
00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:01,538
♪ To bring you my love ♪
449
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,165
♪ And wish you good cheer ♪
450
00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:06,626
- Is this enough?
- Get a small one.
451
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,670
Three fifty-seven.
452
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:10,422
- I don't have enough money.
- Okay.
453
00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:13,675
♪ In summertime I thought ♪
454
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,845
♪ That I would be able
to see you again ♪
455
00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,388
I got it.
456
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,849
You have any change?
457
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,600
Yes.
458
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:27,314
♪ I dream of seeing you happy ♪
459
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:29,065
Wanna play Ping-Pong?
460
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,067
- I'm gonna lie down.
- One game.
461
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:34,654
- Fuckin' shit.
- Nineteen-7.
462
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:38,825
Have you given more thought
to what you're interested in?
463
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,536
Come on.
464
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,915
You have to try.
It's no fun for me if you don't try.
465
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:49,669
- I wanna be a tennis pro like Ivan.
- Come on. You don't wanna be a tennis pro.
466
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,005
- Why not?
- It's not serious.
467
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:55,508
I mean, McEnroe. Borg is an artist.
It's like dance.
468
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:58,178
Connors has a brutish brilliance,
but at Ivan's level...
469
00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:01,639
Ivan is fine, but he's not a serious guy.
He's a Philistine.
470
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,683
What's a Philistine?
471
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:07,395
It's a guy who doesn't care about books
or interesting films and things.
472
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,731
Your mother's brother Ned
is also a Philistine.
473
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:11,816
Then I'm a Philistine.
474
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:15,320
No, you're interested in books and things.
You liked The Wild Child when we saw it.
475
00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:18,073
Lots of people liked that movie.
476
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,368
No. I'm a Philistine.
477
00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:30,168
When am I going to meet the famous Sophie?
478
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:33,380
I don't know.
She's not gorgeous, but she's cute.
479
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:36,508
You have plenty of time
to sleep with gorgeous women.
480
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:39,219
- (pot clatters)
- Goddamn it!
481
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,483
They fell on the floor.
482
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:56,694
When my first novel came out,
I had a lot of opportunities.
483
00:28:56,778 --> 00:29:00,448
I was with your mother,
so I didn't partake.
484
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:04,077
And I've never had an affair with a student,
though many have come on to me.
485
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,288
That's why you might not wanna
be attached at your age.
486
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,332
But it sounds like Sophie's good for now.
487
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,709
- Why'd you yell "goddamn it"?
- I burned myself.
488
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,379
Cutlets are great.
Dad, did you hear from that agent?
489
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,172
Mmm. Not yet.
490
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,675
But if he likes your novel,
then you get it published, right?
491
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:19,759
Basically.
492
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:23,346
- What happened to your old agent, Fred?
- Pissed me off.
493
00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:26,391
He made a disparaging remark
about the Knicks at a party.
494
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,354
Said they played like thugs.
I found it really offensive. Kind of a jerk.
495
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:37,402
I think it was important to your mother that
I achieve some sort of commercial success.
496
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:41,156
And when I didn't meet
her expectations in that area...
497
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:48,538
What you're going to witness
is a Greenberg family tradition —
498
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:52,083
Friday-night Chinese at Hunan Palace.
I hope you're prepared.
499
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,918
- Hey.
- Hey.
500
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:58,214
- Uh, why'd you let go of my hand?
- What?
501
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,383
When we passed Wendy, you let go.
502
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:02,844
I didn't realize.
503
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,681
Walt, is there anything special
you'd like to order?
504
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,350
No, I'm just happy to have
the same amount of dishes as people.
505
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,978
In my family, it's always one dish
less the number of people.
506
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:14,314
That's our family tradition —
not ordering enough food.
507
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,107
(laughs) That's funny.
508
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:19,194
- Oh, he's funny, Sophie.
- I know.
509
00:30:24,032 --> 00:30:25,658
(doorbell rings)
510
00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:31,706
- You're early.
- Hi, Joan.
511
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,920
- Don't feed him the generic stuff.
- What?
512
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:40,590
Frank says you're feeding the cat generic food.
Get Purina. It's what he likes.
513
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:43,343
- It's the same damn thing, Joan.
- Okay, it's not, but...
514
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:45,428
He's my cat too, you know.
515
00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:49,766
You remember when he got stuck in a wall
in New Hampshire, and I rescued him?
516
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,393
- I know how to handle him.
- It was a radiator.
517
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,687
- What?
- He got stuck in a radiator.
518
00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,818
You trimmed your beard.
519
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,613
Yeah, it was starting to get a little feral.
520
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,242
- You look well.
- Yeah?
521
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:11,454
- Thanks.
- Things are good here.
522
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,831
Teaching is going well.
523
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:17,001
I'm playing the best tennis of my life.
524
00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:21,214
Maybe that's an illusion,
but... feels that way.
525
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,508
That's good.
526
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:27,428
Hey, I was thinking we should sit together
at Walt's performance next month.
527
00:31:27,512 --> 00:31:28,763
Okay.
528
00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:31,683
I think it'd be nice for him
if we were both there together.
529
00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:34,269
Maybe we could all go out afterwards.
530
00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:37,814
I don't know. Maybe.
531
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,607
Okay. Maybe.
532
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:43,194
I think he's getting good at guitar.
533
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,737
I know.
534
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:47,240
The stuff he's writing is really wonderful.
535
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:49,701
- Have you met his girlfriend?
- N-No.
536
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:53,246
- He talks about her... with me though.
- Good.
537
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,334
I'd appreciate it if you didn't...
538
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:02,755
tell him about things like Richard.
539
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:11,014
My father told me you called him.
540
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,808
I did, yeah.
541
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,351
He said you, uh...
542
00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:17,270
- Said you were upset.
- Yeah.
543
00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,982
I wanted to...
544
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,902
I like him.
545
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,155
You know that.
546
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:29,282
I just wanted to say — I don't know.
547
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,411
I just wanted to say hello.
548
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:37,665
He called me right after, and he said,
"Bernie, I think you can save your marriage."
549
00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:42,503
I told him...
550
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,592
I didn't think there was
anything else I could do.
551
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,973
I did try everything.
552
00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:03,441
Bye, Bernard.
553
00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:12,408
Bernard?
554
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,953
I was wondering
if you knew of any apartments.
555
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,997
I'm being kicked out of my sublet.
556
00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:21,042
Unless I, I don't know, blow the super,
I'm out on my ass.
557
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,710
Oh, I don't. No.
558
00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:25,088
I... guess you don't know either, huh?
559
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,548
Oh, uh, no.
560
00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:31,803
Actually, I have an extra room in my house.
You could stay there till you find something.
561
00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:33,888
You wouldn't have to blow your super.
562
00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,390
Oh.
563
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:37,850
Wow. I... guess...
564
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:40,645
- I'd hate to put you out.
- No, no.
565
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:43,398
- Or your kids.
- No, no.
566
00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:46,484
♪♪ (guitar)
567
00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:52,115
♪ I wish that I was a star ♪
568
00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:54,659
♪ I'm movin' in ♪
569
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:59,455
♪ Your love and hate
are lost behind the moon ♪
570
00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:02,083
♪ When nothing can go wrong ♪
571
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,502
The Mother and the Whore.
Looks like a cool movie.
572
00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:06,212
That's a classic. I had it in my room.
573
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,922
Bathroom's right across the hall.
574
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:10,845
You'll have to share with the kids.
They can come upstairs and use mine.
575
00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:14,262
I don't care, as long as Walt
remembers to put the seat down.
576
00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:16,055
Thank you, Bernard. Thank you, Walt.
577
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:19,225
♪ But as a busy world gets busier ♪
578
00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,644
Joan tells me you don't like your sheets.
579
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,020
They're fine.
580
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:27,817
And that you disapprove of the food
I feed the cat. Tell me these things, not her.
581
00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:31,863
- Fuck!
- Fifteen.
582
00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,990
Fifteen-20.
583
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,491
(Frank giggles)
584
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:47,879
- Motherfucker!
- My serve.
585
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,301
- I wasn't ready.
- Yes, you were.
586
00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:55,136
Frank, I was not ready.
587
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:59,432
This is Mother Hubbard.
There is nothing to eat or drink.
588
00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:02,018
- No soda.
- No, we're not allowed soda.
589
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:04,580
- BERNARD: Goddamn it!
- I guess there's two kinds of parents —
590
00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,523
those who allow soda and sugar cereal,
and those who don't.
591
00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:11,694
We're not supposed to use paper towels
to wipe our hands. The cloth is for that.
592
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,154
(chuckles) You're cute.
593
00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:17,116
Thanks.
594
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,994
- (Ping-Pong ball bouncing)
- BERNARD: I can't believe this shit.
595
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,094
- Shit!
- Good game.
596
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,055
It's hard to beat your father.
597
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:41,849
Hey!
598
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,100
Watch it!
599
00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,770
Suck my dick, ass-man.
600
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,274
(door closes)
601
00:35:56,531 --> 00:35:58,950
- Where you going?
- Uh, the movies.
602
00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:02,662
And then to a party with Sophie.
What are you gonna do?
603
00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:06,123
Oh, I don't know. Frank won't leave
his room. He's being difficult.
604
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,877
- You wanna come to the movie?
- Okay.
605
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:13,422
Not the party, but the movie.
606
00:36:14,757 --> 00:36:16,759
So we were thinking Short Circuit.
607
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,305
Blue Velvet is supposed
to be quite interesting.
608
00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:23,432
I love you! Love me!
609
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,896
He put his disease in me.
610
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:32,567
Tell me it's all right.
I opened myself to you.
611
00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,246
(sirens wailing in distance)
612
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:46,956
No.
613
00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:50,042
Stop, Frank.
614
00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,296
No.
615
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:59,176
A student of mine writes
very racy short stories you might like.
616
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,136
Oh.
617
00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,930
Yeah. She has one
that chronicles her vagina.
618
00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:05,099
- Dad.
- That sounds interesting.
619
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:08,311
- Very feminist, but very interesting.
- Uh-huh.
620
00:37:21,532 --> 00:37:23,701
Frank, I'm back.
621
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:27,371
MAN: ♪ Shut up and go to bed ♪
622
00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:30,249
- ♪ Put the pillow under your head ♪
- Frank?
623
00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:34,086
- Frank?
- ♪ Tired ♪
624
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:37,673
♪ Of all of your worries ♪
625
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:43,429
♪ Shut up and save me now ♪
626
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,476
♪ Say your prayers
and turn out the lights ♪
627
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:51,270
♪ I'm tired ♪
628
00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:54,023
♪ Of all of your sorrow ♪
629
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,567
- What were you doing?
- I was going to Mom's.
630
00:37:56,651 --> 00:37:59,362
You don't do that on my night. Ever.
631
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:01,489
- You hear me?
- Yes.
632
00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:03,866
I'm your father. You listen to what I say.
633
00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:06,577
- But you were out.
- It's still my night, damn it.
634
00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:08,162
Okay, okay.
635
00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:12,375
Shit! Someone's taken my space.
636
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:16,170
- Goddamn it. Son of a bitch.
- Sorry.
637
00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:18,172
♪ Shut your mouth and button your lip ♪
638
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:22,927
♪ You're a late night faucet
that's got a drip ♪
639
00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:24,595
Frank!
640
00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:28,975
♪♪ (speakers: woman singing, faint)
641
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:31,519
Hello?
642
00:38:34,105 --> 00:38:35,564
Hello?
643
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:54,125
Frank, what are you doing here?
It's not your night with me.
644
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:56,669
- I don't wanna look like Dad.
- Looks aren't everything.
645
00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:59,964
- It's not your night with me, sweetie.
- Did you have a party?
646
00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:03,342
Well, I celebrated.
Knopf is publishing my novel.
647
00:39:03,426 --> 00:39:05,469
Pickle, you should be at your dad's.
648
00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:07,304
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
649
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:10,558
I need some nights
without you guys sometimes.
650
00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:20,860
What's up, brother?
651
00:39:22,695 --> 00:39:25,448
- Nothing.
- (phone rings)
652
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,616
Hello?
653
00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:35,416
He just took off and went to your mother's.
It's my night. He knows that.
654
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:38,210
You ever think we could ease up
on whose night is whose?
655
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:41,464
I wanna see you guys. I love you.
656
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,799
- (engine stops)
- Did you like Sophie?
657
00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:45,718
Yeah. I think she's fine.
658
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,679
- Is she a Knicks fan?
- I don't know.
659
00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:52,808
- You think she's pretty?
- Sure, yeah.
660
00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:55,811
But she's not the type I go for.
661
00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:59,231
You just have to decide
if you want to be attached.
662
00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,734
It's good to play the field at your age.
663
00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:04,987
- Lili is pretty.
- Mmm.
664
00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:09,075
Would you go ring the bell?
I hate walking up those steps.
665
00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:13,204
It's very uncomfortable for me,
very painful.
666
00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:15,664
I used to live in this house.
667
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:18,834
As you know.
668
00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:21,796
(shower running)
669
00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:27,301
Pickle, your dad and Walt are here,
and they're gonna take you back to Bernard's.
670
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,011
I'll be right out.
671
00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:33,766
I'm sorry about... I'm sorry about
your seeing Ivan like this.
672
00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:36,769
I would've liked to have told you
before you saw him.
673
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,128
Your mother.
674
00:41:02,211 --> 00:41:05,297
I wanted to tell you about Ivan
so you didn't hear it from anyone else.
675
00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:07,925
Frank may have already said something.
676
00:41:08,008 --> 00:41:09,635
Yeah, he did.
677
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:11,887
I've been seeing him a short time.
678
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:15,724
But I like him, and I thought
you guys should know that.
679
00:41:15,808 --> 00:41:18,561
And do you have any questions?
680
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:19,854
No.
681
00:41:19,937 --> 00:41:23,232
Um, there was something else
I was going to say.
682
00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:26,026
Oh. I ran into Celia,
Lance's mother, on the street,
683
00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:29,613
and she was telling me
how wonderful she thinks you are.
684
00:41:29,697 --> 00:41:31,782
How polite and funny and...
685
00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:33,826
Uh-huh.
686
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:36,996
She said you did something
with the salt and pepper shakers.
687
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:40,374
- A little play or something.
- Yeah. It was kind of stupid.
688
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:42,918
I said I already know
all those things about him,
689
00:41:43,002 --> 00:41:45,754
but it's nice to hear it.
690
00:41:45,838 --> 00:41:48,132
Oh, I remember what else
I was going to say.
691
00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:52,136
I wanted to know if you'd be interested
in coming to dinner Saturday
692
00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:53,846
because I'm having the Dicksteins over.
693
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:56,765
No. I'm going to a party on Saturday,
and I'm sleeping at Jeffrey's.
694
00:41:57,433 --> 00:41:59,018
That's okay.
695
00:41:59,101 --> 00:42:00,603
I'm gonna go to bed.
696
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,814
Okay. Good night, Chicken.
697
00:42:03,898 --> 00:42:05,566
Night.
698
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:10,362
♪ Kyrie Eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
699
00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:15,284
♪ Kyrie Eleison
through the darkness of the night ♪
700
00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:20,247
♪ Kyrie Eleison
Where I'm going, will you follow? ♪
701
00:42:20,331 --> 00:42:24,752
♪ Kyrie Eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
702
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:27,338
- You think she likes you?
- I get a feeling, yeah.
703
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:30,257
- What about Sophie?
- If I can lose it to Lili, I'll do it.
704
00:42:30,341 --> 00:42:32,259
I mean, I bet she's great in bed.
705
00:42:32,343 --> 00:42:35,012
She can probably move her pussy muscles
just the right way,
706
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,097
so you blow your load in, like, seconds.
707
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:40,100
- Yeah. It'd be pretty great.
- Maybe do 'em both.
708
00:42:40,184 --> 00:42:41,977
Why not?
709
00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,272
Hey, brother.
710
00:42:45,356 --> 00:42:47,066
How's the grip?
711
00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:49,944
- Do you think you and I are Philistines?
- Frank!
712
00:42:50,027 --> 00:42:52,738
What's a Philistine?
713
00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:57,243
Someone who doesn't like books
or interesting movies or things.
714
00:42:59,912 --> 00:43:01,914
You're still here. It's my night with him.
715
00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:05,000
I know. I just thought I'd watch him hit.
716
00:43:11,924 --> 00:43:15,219
- You married?
- No.
717
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,639
The whole thing's very complicated.
718
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:22,226
(seat belt latches)
719
00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:25,938
Mom's dating Ivan.
720
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:27,648
Really?
721
00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:30,442
- Ivan back there Ivan?
- Yeah.
722
00:43:31,944 --> 00:43:33,946
Are you sure?
723
00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:36,031
Why didn't you say something?
724
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,455
Why is your mother dating all these jocks?
725
00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:47,626
- Very uninteresting men.
- Ivan is very interesting.
726
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:51,171
Ivan's not a serious possibility
for your mother.
727
00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:53,507
I think he is.
728
00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:55,634
I don't want to bad-mouth Ivan.
729
00:43:57,553 --> 00:43:59,972
But I don't know what Joan is thinking.
730
00:44:01,849 --> 00:44:03,517
- I think Ivan is —
- Frank.
731
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,811
- Ow. Ow.
- Sorry. Was that too hard?
732
00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:07,771
Yeah, a bit.
733
00:44:07,855 --> 00:44:09,356
Okay.
734
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:12,276
Is that better?
735
00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:15,321
Yeah.
736
00:44:15,404 --> 00:44:17,031
Yeah. (chuckles)
737
00:44:17,114 --> 00:44:19,241
Yeah, that's good. That's —
738
00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:21,410
Oh.
739
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:22,995
Um —
740
00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:27,374
Um... I — I guess, uh —
741
00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:31,128
I don't know — I don't know what...
742
00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:33,047
why that happened.
743
00:44:33,130 --> 00:44:36,175
I mean, it's okay. Yeah. It's okay.
744
00:44:36,258 --> 00:44:37,760
Okay.
745
00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:50,105
Shit. Sorry.
746
00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:52,858
- Don't be sorry.
- I don't know why I didn't last longer.
747
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:55,235
- I usually go for much longer.
- It's okay.
748
00:44:55,319 --> 00:44:57,654
I guess I can take it as a compliment.
749
00:45:01,075 --> 00:45:03,869
Did you take your shirt off
for Nelson Barton?
750
00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:06,622
- I don't want to talk about it, Walt.
- Please, it's important.
751
00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:09,625
- Why is it important?
- 'Cause I need to know what happened.
752
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,670
Well, he felt me up and I touched him.
753
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,631
- Down his pants?
- Walt, yeah.
754
00:45:17,216 --> 00:45:21,178
I just...
From what I can tell, not an intellectual.
755
00:45:21,261 --> 00:45:22,429
I'm a virgin.
756
00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:25,891
So am I.
757
00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:31,772
- When's your next book coming out?
- Soon, I hope. Soon.
758
00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:33,607
Who's publishing it?
759
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:36,068
Well, I'm looking for a new agent first.
760
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:38,445
A friend of mine's
an agent with Binky Urban.
761
00:45:38,529 --> 00:45:41,990
- If you like, I'll show it to him.
- Oh, that'd be great.
762
00:45:42,991 --> 00:45:46,328
(phone ringing)
763
00:45:47,663 --> 00:45:48,664
Hello.
764
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:51,500
Um, could I stay the night at Sophie's?
765
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,460
Thanks for doing that.
766
00:45:53,544 --> 00:45:55,546
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
767
00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:57,798
Or Tuesday. I'll see you Tuesday.
768
00:45:57,881 --> 00:46:00,968
- You don't need me home for anything?
- No. Everything's fine.
769
00:46:05,097 --> 00:46:08,517
If you're interested, Walt and I are
taking a road trip to SUNY Binghamton
770
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,686
in a couple of weekends.
771
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:12,604
I'm giving a reading,
772
00:46:12,688 --> 00:46:15,607
and, uh, an ex-student of mine,
now friend, Jeb Gelber,
773
00:46:15,691 --> 00:46:17,651
is feting me with a dinner.
774
00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:19,278
Excellent.
775
00:46:19,361 --> 00:46:22,531
You should read the cathedral scene
from Under Water.
776
00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:26,827
Oh. I've done that one a lot.
I thought I'd do something new.
777
00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:29,746
But, uh, okay. Well, maybe.
778
00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,331
(chuckles)
779
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:41,800
Sorry. My nose is running.
780
00:46:41,884 --> 00:46:44,261
I'm your teacher.
781
00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:47,848
I've wondered for a long time
what it would be like to fuck you.
782
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:49,933
I think we should wait.
783
00:46:53,187 --> 00:46:55,063
Really?
784
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:58,233
Yeah. Yeah, let's wait.
785
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,047
(applause)
786
00:47:29,932 --> 00:47:32,601
Okay. Up next, Walt Berkman,
787
00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:35,103
who is going to play us a song.
788
00:47:35,187 --> 00:47:37,940
(applause)
789
00:47:40,734 --> 00:47:41,985
Thank you.
790
00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:46,990
I'm going to play lead guitar
and do vocals on a song I wrote.
791
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:53,622
♪ Hey you, out there in the cold,
getting lonely, getting old ♪
792
00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,541
♪ Can you feel me? ♪
793
00:47:57,042 --> 00:48:02,256
♪ Hey you, standing in the aisles
with itchy feet and fading smiles ♪
794
00:48:02,339 --> 00:48:04,341
♪ Can you feel me? ♪
795
00:48:06,218 --> 00:48:11,974
♪ Hey you, don't help them
to bury the light ♪
796
00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:18,522
♪ Don't give in without a fight ♪
797
00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:23,527
♪ But it was only a fantasy ♪
798
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:25,696
- That song was so good!
- Oh. Thank you.
799
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:28,156
- Oh, Dad, you remember Sophie?
- Mm-hmm.
800
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,158
- And Lili.
- Hi.
801
00:48:30,242 --> 00:48:33,036
- How much did you win?
- Hundred bucks.
802
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,665
Come by my room tonight before you go to bed.
I want to show you something.
803
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:40,377
Okay. Oh, and this is
my mom and Frank and Ivan.
804
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,170
Hi.
805
00:48:42,254 --> 00:48:44,590
- Some song, brother.
- Thanks.
806
00:48:45,591 --> 00:48:47,217
Hi, Bernard.
807
00:48:54,016 --> 00:48:57,311
I thought we'd all have dinner.
Ivan suggested Gage and Tollner.
808
00:48:57,394 --> 00:48:59,479
We could celebrate my book and your song.
809
00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:01,189
I'm going to go with Dad.
810
00:49:01,273 --> 00:49:03,609
Well, your Dad and I
talked about all of us going.
811
00:49:03,692 --> 00:49:05,360
I don't want to do that. See ya.
812
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,198
Ivan and I came to see your show.
Don't treat us that way.
813
00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:15,871
You think you hate me,
but I know you don't.
814
00:49:26,423 --> 00:49:28,884
SOPHIE: Where'd you come up
with some of those lyrics?
815
00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,802
They were very dreamlike.
816
00:49:30,886 --> 00:49:32,929
Reminds me of my second novel,
End of the Line.
817
00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:35,474
- There's a rock star character in that.
- I love that novel.
818
00:49:35,557 --> 00:49:39,227
Classic. The scenes with the baby
in the middle are based on me as a baby.
819
00:49:39,311 --> 00:49:41,772
That's right.
It's Mailer's favorite of my books.
820
00:49:41,855 --> 00:49:45,275
I loved your wife's piece
in The New Yorker.
821
00:49:45,359 --> 00:49:49,571
Really? In The New Yorker?
Did you know about this?
822
00:49:49,655 --> 00:49:51,990
- I guess I did.
- How'd that happen?
823
00:49:52,074 --> 00:49:54,743
- It's an excerpt.
- She's getting a novel published.
824
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,453
Really?
825
00:49:56,536 --> 00:50:00,165
Walt showed it to me.
It was kind of sad, but really good.
826
00:50:01,792 --> 00:50:05,545
The portions are very big here.
You only need half an order.
827
00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:07,130
Okay.
828
00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:11,843
Jesus. Fifteen dollars for parking.
829
00:50:11,927 --> 00:50:14,262
What do you think
I should do about Sophie?
830
00:50:14,346 --> 00:50:16,848
You'll make the right decision.
831
00:50:18,392 --> 00:50:22,813
I regret sometimes I wasn't more
of a free agent when I was younger.
832
00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:25,774
There was a woman who approached me
at a party at George Plimpton's
833
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:27,484
after my first book.
834
00:50:27,567 --> 00:50:30,696
She was very sexy.
I could've gone home with her.
835
00:50:30,779 --> 00:50:33,448
- Why didn't you?
- I was with your mother.
836
00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:35,951
Oh, right. Of course.
837
00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:38,537
You should've probably done it.
It didn't stop her.
838
00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:44,584
Maybe you should sleep with her once.
839
00:50:44,668 --> 00:50:46,795
See if you like it.
840
00:50:46,878 --> 00:50:49,297
It doesn't mean
you can't see other women too.
841
00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:52,592
I don't know if Sophie will go for that.
842
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:58,014
Well, after your performance tonight,
things might change for you.
843
00:50:58,098 --> 00:50:59,933
Do you want to go to my house?
844
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:02,352
Jesus, you really want to do it,
don't you?
845
00:51:02,436 --> 00:51:04,146
I don't know.
846
00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:06,356
What's the obsession with sex?
847
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,901
It's not an obsession.
I'm not so sure I want to do it either.
848
00:51:09,985 --> 00:51:12,028
- I'm scared too.
- Scared is not the issue.
849
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,906
It's just everything
is so serious suddenly.
850
00:51:14,990 --> 00:51:16,801
- We're not getting married.
- What are you saying?
851
00:51:16,825 --> 00:51:19,244
Nothing. I just don't want to feel
this pressure from you.
852
00:51:19,327 --> 00:51:21,913
Do you like someone else?
Your dad's girlfriend?
853
00:51:21,997 --> 00:51:24,291
No. No. Why?
854
00:51:24,374 --> 00:51:27,335
No! And she's not his girlfriend.
855
00:51:27,419 --> 00:51:30,589
My father said you had a weak handshake,
which is a sign of indecision.
856
00:51:30,672 --> 00:51:32,924
His hands are so huge.
I can't get a good grip.
857
00:51:33,008 --> 00:51:35,886
And my mother said you don't have
a very good model for relationships
858
00:51:35,969 --> 00:51:37,471
because of your parents.
859
00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:41,266
What? Your mother doesn't know anything.
860
00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:44,186
I thought it went well.
You told me she said I was hilarious.
861
00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:49,900
Don't be difficult. Please.
862
00:51:54,029 --> 00:51:55,989
You want a beer?
863
00:51:57,282 --> 00:52:00,368
I couldn't take relying
on your Dad's shopping habits anymore.
864
00:52:00,452 --> 00:52:03,413
You can have anything you want whenever.
865
00:52:03,497 --> 00:52:04,998
Thanks.
866
00:52:05,707 --> 00:52:08,418
I'm going to read you
a draft of my new story.
867
00:52:08,502 --> 00:52:12,339
I want to hear your thoughts first.
Then I'm going to show it to your dad.
868
00:52:13,799 --> 00:52:17,135
- You like Pink Floyd, huh?
- What?
869
00:52:17,219 --> 00:52:21,681
Don't worry. I used to hand in
Lou Reed lyrics in my poetry class
870
00:52:21,765 --> 00:52:23,475
and pass them off as my own.
871
00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:26,061
Although I hope you don't get caught.
872
00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:28,146
I always did.
873
00:52:34,486 --> 00:52:35,862
Do you —
874
00:52:35,946 --> 00:52:38,031
- Oh! Fuck!
- Sorry.
875
00:52:39,616 --> 00:52:41,868
- Shit!
- Lili, sorry.
876
00:52:41,952 --> 00:52:45,747
It's okay. It's just a bloody nose.
877
00:52:45,831 --> 00:52:47,457
I'm sorry.
878
00:53:01,638 --> 00:53:03,723
I might take a bath. Okay?
879
00:53:03,807 --> 00:53:05,559
Oh. Okay.
880
00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:08,645
- Okay.
- Good night.
881
00:53:12,399 --> 00:53:14,317
- Hey.
- Hey.
882
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,281
(knocking)
883
00:53:19,447 --> 00:53:22,868
- When's Bernard coming to get you?
- In an hour.
884
00:53:22,951 --> 00:53:24,578
Plan on 30 minutes.
885
00:53:24,661 --> 00:53:28,039
He's always early to get you
and late to bring you back.
886
00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:32,460
- I wish I could come with you guys.
- I heard that, brother.
887
00:53:32,544 --> 00:53:35,964
I know. But Dad's got you on Saturdays.
888
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:40,218
- Do you like his girlfriend?
- Is she his girlfriend?
889
00:53:40,302 --> 00:53:43,096
I thought so. She lives with you.
890
00:53:43,179 --> 00:53:44,806
- He doesn't say?
- No.
891
00:53:45,557 --> 00:53:47,183
I think Walt loves her.
892
00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:51,771
- So, they like the same women now too.
- What?
893
00:53:51,855 --> 00:53:54,357
It's nothing. You got our number in Maine.
894
00:53:54,441 --> 00:53:57,569
- Remember to lock up.
- I will.
895
00:53:57,652 --> 00:54:00,655
- See you next week, Pickle-oo.
- Just Pickle, please.
896
00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:04,159
I'll see you next week, Just Pickle.
897
00:54:10,999 --> 00:54:13,501
- Good grip, brother.
- You too, brother.
898
00:54:13,585 --> 00:54:16,588
(car doors closing)
899
00:54:16,671 --> 00:54:18,965
(engine starts)
900
00:54:26,139 --> 00:54:30,352
- (answering machine beeps)
- Dad, it's me.
901
00:54:30,435 --> 00:54:32,854
Are you there?
902
00:54:32,938 --> 00:54:34,439
Pick up.
903
00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,025
Shit.
904
00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:45,533
- WOMAN: ♪ One times eight is eight ♪
- (no audible dialogue)
905
00:54:45,617 --> 00:54:48,244
♪ Two times eight is 16 ♪
906
00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:51,039
♪ Three times eight is 24 ♪
907
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:53,458
♪ Four times eight is 32 ♪
908
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:56,044
♪ And five times eight is 40, you know ♪
909
00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,712
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
910
00:54:57,796 --> 00:55:00,799
- ♪ Figure eight is double four ♪
- It had been an emotionally draining
911
00:55:00,882 --> 00:55:03,093
day and night for the itinerant alienist —
(continues)
912
00:55:03,176 --> 00:55:06,388
♪ Figure four is half of eight ♪
913
00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:11,643
♪ If you skate, you would be great ♪
914
00:55:11,726 --> 00:55:14,521
♪ If you could make ♪
915
00:55:14,604 --> 00:55:17,232
♪ A figure eight ♪
916
00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:21,820
I'm sorry about the turnout.
A lot of the kids go home early for Passover.
917
00:55:21,903 --> 00:55:23,530
They seemed to like it.
918
00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:09,909
(gags)
919
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:18,835
(sneezes)
920
00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:32,098
WOMAN:
I mean, masturbating is his own issue.
921
00:56:32,182 --> 00:56:35,435
But Hector witnessed the locker incident,
922
00:56:35,518 --> 00:56:38,980
and then later semen
was found in the library.
923
00:56:39,064 --> 00:56:40,356
Who's Hector?
924
00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:45,236
How do you know they were both Frank's?
925
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,824
Well, I suppose it's possible
other kids are masturbating
926
00:56:49,908 --> 00:56:53,495
and spreading their semen
around the school as well.
927
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:56,748
It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
928
00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:59,125
Oh, it happens, I'm sure,
much more than we know.
929
00:56:59,209 --> 00:57:01,628
Bernard, have you ever done
anything like this?
930
00:57:01,711 --> 00:57:03,588
I'm not going to answer that.
931
00:57:03,671 --> 00:57:07,509
Has anything been going on at home
that might've provoked this behavior?
932
00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:12,514
Well, Bernard left him behind
for three days last week.
933
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:15,266
And, of course, Frank's mother
divorced me earlier this year,
934
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:17,560
which might also have
something to do with it.
935
00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:22,232
Ms. Berkman, I read your story
in The New Yorker.
936
00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:24,818
I thought it was quite moving.
937
00:57:24,901 --> 00:57:26,611
Thanks.
938
00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,696
Thanks a lot.
939
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:32,575
You're living with a 20-year-old.
940
00:57:32,659 --> 00:57:36,663
- It's none of your business, Joan.
- It's my business when you have our kids.
941
00:57:36,746 --> 00:57:38,623
It's confusing for them.
942
00:57:38,706 --> 00:57:41,292
Frank says Walt's in love with her.
943
00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:44,129
Walt has a girlfriend.
944
00:57:44,671 --> 00:57:48,675
Fuck off, Joan.
I don't ask about you and Ivan.
945
00:57:48,758 --> 00:57:51,386
Stay out of my life.
946
00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:53,763
I can't believe you'd talk to me like this.
947
00:57:53,847 --> 00:57:56,850
You left all those fucking ticket stubs
and letters lying around.
948
00:57:56,933 --> 00:57:58,601
You wanted me to know.
949
00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:01,980
It was fucking torture, Joan!
950
00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,149
Fucking torture!
951
00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:15,410
MAN: ♪ Hey you ♪
952
00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:19,122
♪ Out there in the cold,
getting lonely, getting old ♪
953
00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:21,374
♪ Can you feel me? ♪
954
00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:29,924
He made his own interpretation.
955
00:58:30,008 --> 00:58:32,719
Well, he's still going to have
to give the prize money back.
956
00:58:32,802 --> 00:58:36,514
But obviously, it's a bigger problem.
He isn't doing any of his schoolwork either.
957
00:58:36,598 --> 00:58:39,184
His paper on Gatsby
was quite brilliant, I thought.
958
00:58:39,267 --> 00:58:40,894
It's one of his favorite books.
959
00:58:40,977 --> 00:58:44,022
That may be,
but I don't believe he's read it.
960
00:58:44,105 --> 00:58:46,232
You both should talk to him.
961
00:58:46,316 --> 00:58:48,443
I think Bernard has to do it.
962
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:53,489
♪ But it was only fantasy ♪
963
00:58:56,784 --> 00:58:58,411
♪ The wall was too high ♪
964
00:58:58,578 --> 00:59:01,331
- He wants you to see a therapist.
- I don't need that.
965
00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:05,710
That's what I said. Does Simic know both
your parents have PhD's in literature?
966
00:59:05,793 --> 00:59:08,087
- I've mentioned it.
- I think he's full of shit.
967
00:59:08,171 --> 00:59:12,634
These public schools tend to hire well-meaning,
but ultimately unsophisticated bureaucrats.
968
00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:14,719
Yeah. I don't like him.
969
00:59:15,553 --> 00:59:18,765
But you might have to do it
just to please the school.
970
00:59:18,848 --> 00:59:20,767
- I don't need it.
- I know.
971
00:59:20,850 --> 00:59:25,146
And unfortunately, probably a guy
with a BA in psychology.
972
00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:27,065
Not a real shrink.
973
00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:31,903
I have an MA in Developmental Psychology
from the Yale Child Studies Program.
974
00:59:31,986 --> 00:59:34,948
- Did you get a PhD?
- No, an MA is a masters.
975
00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:37,617
Uh-huh. Right.
976
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,619
Have any thoughts
about why you're here, Walt?
977
00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:41,663
Not really.
978
00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:43,998
You said you wrote the song
you played in assembly.
979
00:59:44,082 --> 00:59:45,750
- Uh-huh.
- Why?
980
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:48,336
- I don't know.
- Did you have a reason?
981
00:59:49,671 --> 00:59:51,756
- I felt I could've written it.
- Okay.
982
00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:53,841
But you didn't.
983
00:59:53,925 --> 00:59:56,177
It was written by Roger Waters
of Pink Floyd.
984
00:59:56,261 --> 00:59:58,805
- I think you know that.
- Yes, but I felt I could've,
985
00:59:58,888 --> 01:00:02,308
so the fact that it was already written
was kind of a technicality.
986
01:00:02,392 --> 01:00:03,935
I see.
987
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:07,522
I can imagine this is a little uncomfortable
for you to talk about.
988
01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:10,566
I guess. It's hard to explain.
989
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:13,278
I wonder how you're feeling right now.
990
01:00:13,361 --> 01:00:14,862
I don't know.
991
01:00:14,946 --> 01:00:18,491
Why don't you tell me
about something less uncomfortable.
992
01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:20,535
Like a nice memory, maybe.
993
01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:22,704
Isn't that kind of a stock question
for a shrink?
994
01:00:22,787 --> 01:00:25,915
Yes. That's more or less how this works.
995
01:00:25,999 --> 01:00:28,334
- I can't think of anything right now.
- Just think.
996
01:00:28,418 --> 01:00:31,587
- Come on.
- Just something.
997
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,548
Meet me halfway here.
998
01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:36,050
Um, let's see.
999
01:00:39,137 --> 01:00:43,224
Okay. Uh, when I was around six,
my mom and I...
1000
01:00:43,308 --> 01:00:45,727
She and I ducked out
of Julie Glynn's birthday party
1001
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:48,563
to watch Robin Hood together on our TV.
1002
01:00:48,646 --> 01:00:51,649
- That sounds like a nice memory.
- I liked Errol Flynn.
1003
01:00:51,733 --> 01:00:54,527
Errol Flynn. That's all?
1004
01:00:54,610 --> 01:00:59,490
And I was glad she let me leave
the party early to watch the movie.
1005
01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:02,327
She and I...
She and I loved that movie.
1006
01:01:03,411 --> 01:01:05,246
It's like...
1007
01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:08,916
It's like we were pals then
and we'd do things together.
1008
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,838
We'd look at the knight armor at the Met,
the scary fish at the Natural History Museum.
1009
01:01:13,921 --> 01:01:16,466
I was always afraid
of the squid and the whale fighting.
1010
01:01:16,549 --> 01:01:20,553
I could only look at it
with my hands in front of my face.
1011
01:01:22,430 --> 01:01:25,141
When we'd get home, after my bath,
1012
01:01:25,224 --> 01:01:28,603
she'd go through all the different things
we saw that day at the museum.
1013
01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:31,522
And we'd get to the squid and the whale,
1014
01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:33,858
and she'd describe it for me,
1015
01:01:34,942 --> 01:01:39,655
which was still scary,
but it was less scary.
1016
01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:43,743
Anyway, it was fun.
It was fun to hear about it.
1017
01:01:46,287 --> 01:01:49,082
Did your dad live at home back then?
1018
01:01:49,165 --> 01:01:50,666
Yeah. Why?
1019
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:52,960
You didn't mention him.
1020
01:01:53,044 --> 01:01:55,129
Where was he during all of this?
1021
01:01:57,090 --> 01:01:58,591
He was...
1022
01:01:59,592 --> 01:02:04,472
I don't know exactly. He was...
He was downstairs maybe.
1023
01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:09,394
He'd never come to the museum.
This was before my brother was born.
1024
01:02:09,477 --> 01:02:11,312
It was before...
1025
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,690
It was earlier.
1026
01:02:19,070 --> 01:02:20,905
- (door closes)
- Hello.
1027
01:02:25,952 --> 01:02:27,787
Hello.
1028
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,752
- LILI: Not now, Bernard.
- BERNARD: Why not?
1029
01:02:34,836 --> 01:02:37,505
Just not, okay?
1030
01:02:37,588 --> 01:02:39,882
- Put me in your mouth.
- Walt!
1031
01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:43,511
- Hi.
- Hey, Walt.
1032
01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:47,515
- Hi.
- I'll be right out.
1033
01:02:47,598 --> 01:02:51,185
We can, uh, hang out.
1034
01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:04,782
(doorbell ringing)
1035
01:03:09,287 --> 01:03:11,289
Hi. Is Walt here?
1036
01:03:11,372 --> 01:03:12,999
No.
1037
01:03:13,082 --> 01:03:16,085
Oh. I'd like you to come to my house.
1038
01:03:17,295 --> 01:03:20,840
- Isn't it Mom's night?
- Yeah, but I'd like you to come over.
1039
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:24,343
Um, I have to put on my shoes.
1040
01:03:25,678 --> 01:03:27,472
Come in, I guess.
1041
01:03:31,476 --> 01:03:33,436
- (door closes)
- Place looks different.
1042
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:36,397
She got some new furniture in Maine.
1043
01:03:36,481 --> 01:03:40,067
- That was my TV. I bought that TV.
- Uh-huh.
1044
01:03:46,157 --> 01:03:48,075
That's my Jude the Obscure.
1045
01:03:48,159 --> 01:03:50,161
- Want to take it?
- No.
1046
01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:54,665
She still has some of the books you wrote.
1047
01:03:57,627 --> 01:04:01,631
Dad, why are you taking me
to your house on Mom's night?
1048
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:08,429
Just a minute.
1049
01:04:08,513 --> 01:04:10,139
(door opens)
1050
01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:16,521
- Oh.
- Hi.
1051
01:04:16,604 --> 01:04:19,440
Uh, Frank let me in.
1052
01:04:19,524 --> 01:04:22,401
- I didn't realize you were here.
- I'm here. It's Monday.
1053
01:04:22,485 --> 01:04:24,487
I'd like to take him for just tonight.
1054
01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:27,698
I'll give you two Thursdays in a row
or something.
1055
01:04:27,782 --> 01:04:30,076
- Mom.
- It's my night. He wants to stay.
1056
01:04:31,911 --> 01:04:34,121
Be careful. That's an antique.
1057
01:04:36,582 --> 01:04:39,794
- Where's Walt?
- I don't know where Walt is.
1058
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,963
He's not up there. Bernard!
1059
01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:44,090
He doesn't come here.
1060
01:04:45,258 --> 01:04:47,385
You should go. You'll see him tomorrow.
1061
01:04:50,388 --> 01:04:52,640
Tell Walt to call me.
1062
01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:21,836
♪ Hey you ♪
1063
01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,297
♪ Out there on the road ♪
1064
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:26,299
♪ Always doing what you're told ♪
1065
01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:27,925
♪ Can you help me? ♪
1066
01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:32,221
♪ Hey you ♪
1067
01:05:32,305 --> 01:05:34,223
♪ Out there beyond the wall ♪
1068
01:05:34,307 --> 01:05:36,350
♪ Breaking bottles in the hall ♪
1069
01:05:36,434 --> 01:05:38,060
♪ Can you help me? ♪
1070
01:05:41,606 --> 01:05:48,696
♪ Hey you, don't tell me
there's no hope at all ♪
1071
01:05:51,741 --> 01:05:54,910
♪ Together we stand ♪
1072
01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:57,330
♪ Divided we fall ♪
1073
01:05:57,413 --> 01:05:59,832
♪ We fall, we fall ♪♪
1074
01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:02,084
I dunked my head in that pond in the park.
1075
01:06:02,168 --> 01:06:05,171
The one near the zoo?
Oh, sweetie, that's filthy!
1076
01:06:05,254 --> 01:06:08,549
- I hope you didn't drink any of it.
- Some may have gotten in my mouth.
1077
01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:10,259
I tried not to swallow.
1078
01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:16,349
I shouldn't have broken up with Sophie.
1079
01:06:18,225 --> 01:06:21,020
- Why did you?
- I thought I could do better.
1080
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,232
Better how?
1081
01:06:26,442 --> 01:06:28,653
I don't know.
1082
01:06:30,571 --> 01:06:32,073
That's good, you miss her.
1083
01:06:32,156 --> 01:06:34,909
But I don't see myself
as a person who's in this situation.
1084
01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:36,160
I just don't.
1085
01:06:37,495 --> 01:06:40,039
I don't see myself this way.
1086
01:06:40,122 --> 01:06:42,833
Well, this is how it is.
1087
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,294
Did you ever love Dad?
1088
01:06:45,378 --> 01:06:47,546
'Cause if you didn't,
why did you ever marry him?
1089
01:06:47,630 --> 01:06:50,633
If you were going to leave him,
why did you put us all through this?
1090
01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:54,136
It wasn't planned.
When we first met, he was unlike anyone.
1091
01:06:55,596 --> 01:06:58,140
In Columbus,
there was no one like your dad.
1092
01:06:58,224 --> 01:07:01,268
I had had an affair with a man
before your father.
1093
01:07:01,352 --> 01:07:04,313
He worked at the college bookstore.
We used to make love in the stockroom.
1094
01:07:04,397 --> 01:07:07,441
Mom, I don't want to hear
about your affairs, please.
1095
01:07:08,693 --> 01:07:10,778
I'm sorry.
1096
01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:12,988
I don't know what I can say to you.
1097
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:16,075
You have a way of saying things
that are a way I don't want to hear them.
1098
01:07:16,158 --> 01:07:17,910
I know, Chicken.
1099
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:20,996
It's something I do. It's a bad habit.
1100
01:07:23,624 --> 01:07:25,835
Do you remember
when we watched Robin Hood?
1101
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:32,508
- He knocked on my window.
- Bernard, what are you doing?
1102
01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:36,303
Joan, let me ask you something.
All that work I did at the end of our marriage —
1103
01:07:36,387 --> 01:07:38,240
making dinners, cleaning up,
being more attentive.
1104
01:07:38,264 --> 01:07:41,183
It never was gonna make a difference.
You were leaving no matter what.
1105
01:07:41,267 --> 01:07:44,353
- You never made a dinner.
- I made burgers the time you had pneumonia.
1106
01:07:44,437 --> 01:07:46,313
Only after I insisted.
1107
01:07:46,397 --> 01:07:48,899
If I had made more dinners,
would that have made a difference?
1108
01:07:48,983 --> 01:07:52,486
I was ready to leave a long time ago.
I just didn't know it then.
1109
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:56,282
I've been giving it some thought.
You called my father at the last minute.
1110
01:07:56,365 --> 01:07:59,869
You said something. Whatever you said,
he thought I could save the marriage.
1111
01:07:59,952 --> 01:08:02,204
You felt I wasn't aggressive enough.
1112
01:08:02,288 --> 01:08:04,373
I'll make more of an effort to do stuff.
1113
01:08:04,457 --> 01:08:06,584
I've been cooking
and doing chores at my house.
1114
01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:08,961
I make veal cutlets, which the boys love.
1115
01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:14,925
Why don't we all have dinner
and talk more about this?
1116
01:08:20,306 --> 01:08:22,558
(laughing continues)
1117
01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,980
I'm sorry.
1118
01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:31,734
It's just... burgers.
1119
01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:40,826
I'll sue you, Joan. You know I will.
1120
01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:44,038
You had an affair for four years
with that fucking shrink
1121
01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:46,081
that ruined our marriage,
and I can get the kids.
1122
01:08:46,207 --> 01:08:50,419
I talked to Eddie Goodman,
who works on these cases all the time,
and I have an open-and-shut case.
1123
01:08:50,503 --> 01:08:55,090
- Frank, Walt, get in the car!
- Sue me? That's... I can't...
1124
01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:59,678
You only wanted joint custody
'cause you'd pay less child support that way.
1125
01:09:00,596 --> 01:09:02,890
Because it's cheaper for you!
1126
01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:05,434
- Walt, Frank!
- I don't want to go.
1127
01:09:05,518 --> 01:09:08,479
I don't give a shit!
Frank, get in the car! Frank!
1128
01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:11,774
- Hey, hey. Let him stay. Let him stay.
- I'm just asking this one thing.
1129
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:14,485
- Look, he wants to stay. Let him. I'll go.
- Fine.
1130
01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:17,404
- (door opens)
- FRANK: Hold on.
1131
01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:24,328
- You want him tonight?
- Okay.
1132
01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:26,163
Thanks.
1133
01:09:26,247 --> 01:09:28,249
That's all right, my brother.
1134
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:32,211
- (yowls)
- JOAN: The cat!
1135
01:09:35,923 --> 01:09:37,633
I got him. Joan, I got him.
1136
01:09:38,968 --> 01:09:41,554
- I got him!
- (meows)
1137
01:09:42,513 --> 01:09:45,140
- (police radio chatter)
- Goddamn it!
1138
01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:47,309
- (meows)
- Dad! Did you see him go?
1139
01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,228
- I'm moving it!
- (horn honks)
1140
01:09:50,271 --> 01:09:52,523
Fuck off. (panting)
1141
01:09:56,777 --> 01:09:59,530
- IVAN: Whoa. Bernard!
- You all right?
1142
01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:01,907
- I had him.
- Joan, call an ambulance!
1143
01:10:04,577 --> 01:10:06,495
Walt, get in the car.
1144
01:10:09,373 --> 01:10:11,250
(police radio chatter)
1145
01:10:22,761 --> 01:10:25,389
- Dégueulasse.
- What?
1146
01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:30,394
It means "bitch." Don't you remember?
1147
01:10:30,477 --> 01:10:32,438
- You're calling me a bitch?
- No.
1148
01:10:32,521 --> 01:10:35,858
Don't you remember the last line
of Godard's À Bout de Souffle?
1149
01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:38,694
Belmondo calls Seberg a bitch.
1150
01:10:39,904 --> 01:10:41,822
Dégueulasse.
1151
01:10:41,906 --> 01:10:45,743
We saw it at the Thalia with the Dicksteins.
I got you in for the children's price.
1152
01:10:45,826 --> 01:10:47,661
You were pregnant with Walt.
1153
01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:52,499
- Like six weeks.
- I still got you in for a children's ticket.
1154
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:54,710
You told me you didn't like Godard.
1155
01:10:54,793 --> 01:10:57,046
You thought the jump cuts were —
1156
01:10:57,129 --> 01:11:01,091
I'd check for the cat behind the ash cans
under the Golodner's stoop!
1157
01:11:01,175 --> 01:11:02,259
Okay.
1158
01:11:04,762 --> 01:11:08,098
(doors closing)
1159
01:11:08,182 --> 01:11:09,934
(siren wailing)
1160
01:11:10,768 --> 01:11:12,770
I didn't write it.
1161
01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:16,315
- I know.
- Pink Floyd did.
1162
01:11:17,483 --> 01:11:19,735
Do you think we'll find him?
1163
01:11:19,818 --> 01:11:21,737
I hope so.
1164
01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:26,325
Do you think one day
we could go to the Galápagos?
1165
01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:30,120
I don't know, Pickle.
1166
01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:35,334
Ivan and I could take you to the country
on Saturday to see some real turtles.
1167
01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:42,341
Saturday's Dad's day.
1168
01:11:46,512 --> 01:11:48,430
- There's my son.
- Hey.
1169
01:11:49,431 --> 01:11:51,266
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
1170
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:55,187
Thought it was a heart attack,
but... I think I'm just exhausted.
1171
01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:57,731
Doctor said I'm exhausted.
1172
01:11:57,815 --> 01:12:00,651
- Too many veal cutlets?
- (chuckles) Maybe.
1173
01:12:02,403 --> 01:12:04,238
Is that a good book?
1174
01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:06,490
Oh, this is pulp. It's not serious.
1175
01:12:06,573 --> 01:12:08,826
It's hard to read a good book
in the hospital.
1176
01:12:08,909 --> 01:12:10,744
But this isn't bad of its kind.
1177
01:12:10,828 --> 01:12:13,831
Leonard is the fillet of the crime genre.
1178
01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:20,254
I'd like you to stay here for the day.
I need the company.
1179
01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,007
Okay.
1180
01:12:24,049 --> 01:12:25,968
Lili moved out.
1181
01:12:30,222 --> 01:12:33,392
Do me a favor.
Go out in the hall, get me another pillow.
1182
01:12:33,475 --> 01:12:35,102
My neck is hurting.
1183
01:12:43,694 --> 01:12:47,614
Maybe we could even things out a bit
and I could stay at Mom's a few extra nights
1184
01:12:47,698 --> 01:12:49,175
'cause I've been staying more at yours.
1185
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:52,453
It's not a good time. I'm not going
to be a hundred percent for a while.
1186
01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:55,622
- I'd like you around.
- I don't think I want to come for a while.
1187
01:12:55,706 --> 01:12:58,459
It's not up to you, Walt.
You're a minor. You're in my custody.
1188
01:12:58,542 --> 01:13:00,169
My home is your home too.
1189
01:13:02,713 --> 01:13:04,631
I'm not coming.
1190
01:13:04,715 --> 01:13:06,258
Why?
1191
01:13:07,176 --> 01:13:09,178
That hurts my feelings.
1192
01:13:12,681 --> 01:13:15,392
Don't be difficult.
1193
01:13:15,476 --> 01:13:19,104
If you like, we can get you some more posters,
make your room better.
1194
01:13:19,188 --> 01:13:20,731
Paint it a different color.
1195
01:13:29,656 --> 01:13:30,699
(crying)
1196
01:13:30,783 --> 01:13:34,578
I can lend you my first edition
of The Naked and the Dead.
1197
01:13:34,661 --> 01:13:36,580
As a present.
1198
01:13:37,581 --> 01:13:39,416
Let me get you a pillow.
1199
01:13:53,847 --> 01:13:56,892
You used to be very emotional
when you were younger.
1200
01:14:03,357 --> 01:14:06,485
Did I look pretty silly out there,
falling on the concrete?
1201
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:10,364
- Yeah.
- (laughing)
1202
01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:12,699
What? What are you laughing at?
1203
01:14:12,783 --> 01:14:14,868
That was funny how you said, "Yeah."
1204
01:14:14,952 --> 01:14:17,663
- Good comic timing.
- Thanks.
1205
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:23,460
Why don't we get some breakfast?
1206
01:14:23,544 --> 01:14:25,963
See if you can find a nurse out there.
1207
01:14:28,423 --> 01:14:31,927
Try to get the blonde.
She looks like a young Monica Vitti.
1208
01:14:33,053 --> 01:14:34,555
Excuse me.
1209
01:14:34,638 --> 01:14:37,182
The man in that room
wants to order some breakfast.
1210
01:14:37,266 --> 01:14:38,767
Okay.
1211
01:16:05,145 --> 01:16:08,482
LOU REED: ♪ Waltzing Matilda
whipped out her wallet ♪
1212
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:11,318
♪ Sexy boys smiled in dismay ♪
1213
01:16:12,319 --> 01:16:16,031
♪ She took out four 20s
'cause she liked round figures ♪
1214
01:16:16,114 --> 01:16:19,493
♪ Everybody's queen for a day ♪
1215
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:23,956
♪ Oh, babe, I'm on fire
and you know I admire your body ♪
1216
01:16:24,039 --> 01:16:27,209
♪ Why don't we slip away? ♪
1217
01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:30,754
♪ Oh, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la ♪
1218
01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:32,881
♪ Hey, baby ♪
1219
01:16:32,965 --> 01:16:35,592
♪ Come on, let's slip away ♪
1220
01:16:42,099 --> 01:16:45,769
♪ Love has gone away ♪
1221
01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:48,897
♪ And there's no one here now ♪
1222
01:16:48,981 --> 01:16:52,901
♪ And there's nothing left to say ♪
1223
01:16:52,985 --> 01:16:57,948
♪ But, oh, how I miss him, baby ♪
1224
01:16:59,741 --> 01:17:02,369
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1225
01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:05,664
♪ Come on and slip away ♪
1226
01:17:07,207 --> 01:17:09,042
♪ Come on, baby ♪
1227
01:17:10,210 --> 01:17:12,838
♪ Why don't you slip away? ♪
1228
01:17:19,469 --> 01:17:22,973
♪ Love has gone away ♪
1229
01:17:23,056 --> 01:17:25,892
♪ Took the rings off my fingers ♪
1230
01:17:25,976 --> 01:17:30,397
♪ And there's nothing left to say ♪
1231
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:34,735
♪ But, oh, how
Oh, how I need you, baby ♪
1232
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:37,154
♪ Come on, baby ♪
1233
01:17:37,237 --> 01:17:39,448
♪ I need you, baby ♪
1234
01:17:39,531 --> 01:17:42,743
♪ Oh, please don't slip away ♪
1235
01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:47,122
♪ I need your lovin' so bad, babe ♪
1236
01:17:47,205 --> 01:17:49,708
♪ Please don't slip away ♪♪
1237
01:17:58,967 --> 01:18:01,678
MAN: ♪ This summer I went swimming ♪
1238
01:18:01,762 --> 01:18:04,222
♪ This summer I might have drowned ♪
1239
01:18:04,306 --> 01:18:06,933
♪ But I held my breath
and I kicked my feet ♪
1240
01:18:07,017 --> 01:18:09,728
♪ And I moved my arms around ♪
1241
01:18:09,811 --> 01:18:12,147
♪ I moved my arms around ♪
1242
01:18:12,230 --> 01:18:14,691
♪ This summer I swam in the ocean ♪
1243
01:18:14,775 --> 01:18:17,611
♪ And I swam in a swimming pool ♪
1244
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:20,030
♪ Salt my wounds, chlorine my eyes ♪
1245
01:18:20,113 --> 01:18:22,532
♪ I'm a self-destructive fool ♪
1246
01:18:22,616 --> 01:18:25,827
♪ I'm a self-destructive fool ♪
1247
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:40,467
♪ This summer I did the backstroke ♪
1248
01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:43,136
♪ And you know that that's not all ♪
1249
01:18:43,220 --> 01:18:45,680
♪ I did the breaststroke and the butterfly ♪
1250
01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:48,350
♪ And the old Australian crawl ♪
1251
01:18:48,433 --> 01:18:50,936
♪ The old Australian crawl ♪
1252
01:18:51,019 --> 01:18:53,438
♪ This summer I swam in a public place ♪
1253
01:18:53,522 --> 01:18:56,024
♪ And a reservoir to boot ♪
1254
01:18:56,108 --> 01:18:58,610
♪ At the latter I was informal ♪
1255
01:18:58,693 --> 01:19:01,405
♪ At the former I wore my suit ♪
1256
01:19:01,488 --> 01:19:04,658
♪ I wore my swimming suit, yeah ♪
1257
01:19:16,753 --> 01:19:21,967
♪ This summer I did swan dives
and jackknifes for you all ♪
1258
01:19:22,050 --> 01:19:24,678
♪ And once when you weren't looking ♪
1259
01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:27,222
♪ I did a cannonball ♪
1260
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:29,808
♪ Did a cannonball ♪
1261
01:19:29,891 --> 01:19:32,269
♪ This summer I went swimming ♪
1262
01:19:32,352 --> 01:19:34,855
♪ This summer I might have drowned ♪
1263
01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:37,482
♪ But I held my breath
and I kicked my feet ♪
1264
01:19:37,566 --> 01:19:40,402
♪ And I moved my arms around ♪
1265
01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:43,655
♪ Moved my arms around ♪
1266
01:19:54,374 --> 01:19:57,878
♪ Hey-hoo ♪
1267
01:20:07,888 --> 01:20:09,890
♪♪ (ends)