3 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:25,694 ♪ On the edge ♪ ♪ of outer space ♪ 4 00:02:25,696 --> 00:02:27,796 ♪ Space, space, space ♪ 5 00:02:27,798 --> 00:02:29,865 ♪ She's the one ♪ ♪ with a serious face ♪ 6 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:32,934 ♪ Face, face, face ♪ ♪ face, face ♪ 7 00:02:32,936 --> 00:02:35,304 ♪ And I dropped in, ♪ ♪ checked it out ♪ 8 00:02:35,306 --> 00:02:37,472 ♪ Alien girls ♪ ♪ were all about ♪ 9 00:02:37,474 --> 00:02:39,441 ♪ Eons since ♪ ♪ I had a date ♪ 10 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:42,678 ♪ Another light-year's ♪ ♪ too long to wait ♪ 11 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,880 ♪ Earth girls are easy ♪ 12 00:02:44,882 --> 00:02:47,316 ♪ Earth girls, so easy ♪ 13 00:02:47,318 --> 00:02:48,950 ♪ Earth girls ♪ 14 00:02:53,823 --> 00:02:55,791 ♪ Hey, those girls ♪ ♪ are loads of fun ♪ 15 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:57,759 ♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ 16 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,995 ♪ Even hotter ♪ ♪ than the sun ♪ 17 00:02:59,997 --> 00:03:02,764 ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪ 18 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,833 ♪ You know that I've had ♪ ♪ lots of girls ♪ 19 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:07,736 ♪ Most of them ♪ ♪ from other worlds ♪ 20 00:03:07,738 --> 00:03:09,871 ♪ While trippin' through ♪ ♪ the galaxy ♪ 21 00:03:09,873 --> 00:03:13,008 ♪ The valley girls ♪ ♪ are the ones for me ♪ 22 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:15,377 ♪ Earth girls are easy ♪ 23 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:17,479 ♪ Earth girls, so easy ♪ 24 00:03:17,481 --> 00:03:19,448 ♪ Earth girls ♪ 25 00:03:47,443 --> 00:03:49,144 ♪ Earth girls ♪ 26 00:03:51,514 --> 00:03:54,116 ♪ Girls ♪ 27 00:03:54,118 --> 00:03:56,618 ♪ I've had lots of girls ♪ 28 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:58,687 ♪ Most of them ♪ ♪ from other worlds ♪ 29 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:00,889 ♪ Eons since ♪ ♪ I had a date ♪ 30 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,825 ♪ Another light-year's ♪ ♪ too long to wait ♪ 31 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,128 ♪ Earth girls are easy ♪ 32 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,497 ♪ Earth girls, so easy ♪ 33 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,465 ♪ Earth girls ♪ 34 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:14,903 ♪ Earth girls are easy ♪ 35 00:04:14,905 --> 00:04:17,038 ♪ Earth girls, so easy ♪ 36 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,874 ♪ Earth girls ♪ 37 00:04:18,876 --> 00:04:21,410 ♪ Earth girls, so easy ♪ 38 00:04:21,412 --> 00:04:23,445 ♪ So easy, so easy ♪ 39 00:04:23,447 --> 00:04:25,647 ♪ Earth girls ♪ 40 00:04:25,649 --> 00:04:27,616 ♪ Earth girls. ♪ 41 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:47,769 42 00:04:51,607 --> 00:04:54,576 43 00:04:56,946 --> 00:05:00,182 - - MAN: Valerie. 44 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,053 - I'm home. - Oh, no. Ted, wait. 45 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,522 You're not supposed to see me in this before the wedding. 46 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,458 It's bad luck. 47 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:11,159 Don't worry about it. 48 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:13,228 I mean, sweetheart, 49 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,898 it's just some stupid superstition anyway. 50 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,800 Yeah, you're right. 51 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:22,704 We met on Friday the 13th and look how happy we are. 52 00:05:22,706 --> 00:05:26,475 So, Ted, what happened? You said 11:00. 53 00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:28,043 I'm sorry, Val. 54 00:05:28,045 --> 00:05:31,847 It was blood and guts night at the old emergency room. 55 00:05:32,882 --> 00:05:34,950 Again? 56 00:05:34,952 --> 00:05:36,918 Gee, I wish you'd called me. 57 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,855 I would have, but, you know, 58 00:05:39,857 --> 00:05:42,257 five minutes on the phone and that could, uh, 59 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:45,093 cost a life. You know that. 60 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,962 Oh. 61 00:05:46,964 --> 00:05:48,964 I'm ready, Teddy. 62 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,135 Oh, what a day. 63 00:05:57,006 --> 00:05:59,274 Boy. 64 00:06:02,211 --> 00:06:04,246 I was fluffing it for you. 65 00:06:16,192 --> 00:06:18,159 Sweetheart, could you get the light, please? 66 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:29,804 Teddy… 67 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,740 look what I found. 68 00:06:31,742 --> 00:06:33,808 Sweetheart, I'm sorry, 69 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,912 but I have to take out a gall bladder first thing in the morning. 70 00:06:36,914 --> 00:06:40,582 - Tomorrow night. I promise. - No, I won't be here tomorrow night. 71 00:06:40,584 --> 00:06:43,118 - I'll be at the nail expo. - What? 72 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,288 The cuticle convention, remember? I'll be gone till Monday. 73 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:49,691 Oh, well, Monday, then. I promise. 74 00:06:54,063 --> 00:06:56,731 You know, I was reading an ad for these pyramids 75 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,300 that you can get and put over the bed 76 00:06:58,302 --> 00:07:00,201 and they're supposed to increase sexual energy. 77 00:07:00,203 --> 00:07:02,938 - I thought we could… - Valerie, please. 78 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:06,741 - Sorry. - Good night, sweetheart. 79 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,977 Night. 80 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:18,019 WOMAN ON RADIO: K-Earth 101 southland weather… another gorgeous day in L.A. 81 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,221 Sunny and warm. 86 degrees in Malibu. 82 00:07:20,223 --> 00:07:22,691 94 in the valley. 88 in Hollywood. 83 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:25,160 That's K-Earth 101 news. I'm Claudia Marshall. 84 00:07:28,164 --> 00:07:31,933 ♪ It's the summer of love, ♪ ♪ love, love ♪ 85 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:35,036 ♪ I'm in love with ♪ ♪ the love, love, love ♪ 86 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:39,641 ♪ For everyone ♪ ♪ transcends who ♪ 87 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:42,277 ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪ 88 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:44,112 ♪ Boy ♪ 89 00:07:44,114 --> 00:07:45,947 ♪ Love energy ♪ 90 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:49,050 ♪ Is giving us a shove ♪ 91 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:53,989 ♪ Making this ♪ ♪ the summer of love… ♪ 92 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:57,058 Hi, Miss Lana. Oh, I'm so sorry. 93 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:01,029 I missed our appointment. You look so great. 94 00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:05,634 - That's a great outfit. - Thanks, dear. That door's a real bitch. 95 00:08:05,636 --> 00:08:08,970 - Hi, Val. - Morning. 96 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:12,007 WOMAN: It's a really good color for me. 97 00:08:12,009 --> 00:08:14,175 - Wow. - Yeah. 98 00:08:14,177 --> 00:08:16,678 You need a fill. 99 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,681 - Uh, morning, all. - ALL: Good morning. 100 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:22,984 You better have a note from your mother, young lady. 101 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:25,987 ♪ He's showing ♪ ♪ off his body… ♪ 102 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,689 I don't know. 103 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:30,325 I'm just not that turned on by her lately. 104 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:33,695 I hear oysters are good for potency. 105 00:08:33,697 --> 00:08:36,331 Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off. 106 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,968 If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody. 107 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:41,936 - Whoa! - Oh, right! 108 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,838 No, no, no. 109 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,341 I gave this cute, little nurse a ride home the other night, right? 110 00:08:46,343 --> 00:08:48,943 Yeah, and? 111 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,112 And nothing. I'm getting married next month. 112 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,816 And why are you so tardy, young lady? 113 00:08:54,818 --> 00:08:56,985 Oh, I was up real late last night with Ted. 114 00:08:56,987 --> 00:09:00,055 Oh, Dr. Dolittle finally came through, huh? 115 00:09:00,057 --> 00:09:02,223 No. He was dead on arrival. 116 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:05,460 - Again? Sanka? - Sure. 117 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,829 You know, at the rate we've been having sex, 118 00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:10,298 we might as well be married already. 119 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,333 What's it been, like, a week? 120 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:15,136 Two weeks. 121 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,072 Valerie, 122 00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:20,075 Ted is obviously a victim of PMS. 123 00:09:20,077 --> 00:09:23,078 - What? - Premarital stress. 124 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,847 Oh. What'll snap him out of it? 125 00:09:25,849 --> 00:09:28,850 - A new woman. - Thanks. 126 00:09:28,852 --> 00:09:32,053 Wait. That's it! We'll make you a new woman. 127 00:09:32,055 --> 00:09:34,823 Oh, this is great. This is totally fabulous. Watch this. 128 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,459 Okay, let's see how you look on the makeover machine. 129 00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:38,893 Oh, housewife from hell. 130 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,265 Matron on drugs. Look at that. 131 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:48,269 That's it. We'll make you blonde with blue eyes. 132 00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:50,004 VALERIE: I don't know. 133 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,439 Maybe when I get back from the nail expo… 134 00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:54,776 No, skip the expo. Stay home and ambush Ted. 135 00:09:54,778 --> 00:09:57,011 Oh, what if he doesn't like it? 136 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,248 At this point, what have you got to lose? 137 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:04,052 - I don't know. - Hey, come on, everybody. We're doing a makeover. 138 00:10:04,054 --> 00:10:07,188 BOTH: Ooh! Ooh! 139 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,093 - A perm. - A perm. 140 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,295 - A butch. - A butch. 141 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:16,164 - A facial. - A facial. 142 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,233 - A body wrap. - A body wrap. 143 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,835 - Gravel scrub. - A gravel scrub. 144 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,470 - Bikini wax. - Bikini wax. 145 00:10:22,472 --> 00:10:24,205 - A fall. 146 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,008 - We'll do it all. - WOMAN: All right! 147 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:41,189 ♪ It's time to face the music, ♪ ♪ it's time to make you see ♪ 148 00:10:41,191 --> 00:10:45,093 ♪ The root of all your problems ♪ ♪ is that you don't look like me ♪ 149 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:49,264 ♪ Now this is gonna hurt you, ♪ ♪ but I just got to say ♪ 150 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:53,301 ♪ Your love life's going nowhere ♪ ♪ 'cause you look like Doris Day ♪ 151 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,370 ♪ Who's the one ♪ ♪ they can't resist? ♪ 152 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:57,138 ♪ The brand new girl ♪ 153 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,440 ♪ Who's on ♪ ♪ the most wanted list? ♪ 154 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:01,810 ♪ The brand new girl ♪ 155 00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:05,413 ♪ Honey, if you vixenize, ♪ ♪ guaranteed he'll get a rise ♪ 156 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,417 - ♪ Believe that you can be a brand new ♪ - ♪ Brand new 157 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,352 - ♪ Brand new - ♪ Brand new 158 00:11:11,354 --> 00:11:13,321 - ♪ Brand new - ♪ Brand new 159 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:16,024 ♪ Brand new girl, ow ♪ 160 00:11:16,026 --> 00:11:18,092 161 00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,569 ♪ You're cute and fresh ♪ ♪ and wholesome ♪ 162 00:11:27,571 --> 00:11:29,470 ♪ But science ♪ ♪ has a cure ♪ 163 00:11:29,472 --> 00:11:31,239 ♪ The natural look ♪ ♪ is nowhere ♪ 164 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:33,608 ♪ Your hairdresser ♪ ♪ knows for sure ♪ 165 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,044 ♪ You gotta learn ♪ ♪ the art of teasing ♪ 166 00:11:36,046 --> 00:11:38,012 ♪ Change ♪ ♪ your repertoire ♪ 167 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:40,181 ♪ All you need's ♪ ♪ a little faith ♪ 168 00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:42,283 ♪ And a see-through pushup bra ♪ 169 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:48,122 ♪ If you wanna be ♪ ♪ a femme fatale ♪ 170 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,024 ♪ You can't rest ♪ ♪ on your L'Oreals ♪ 171 00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:52,260 ♪ You know, I think ♪ ♪ she might be right ♪ 172 00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:54,028 ♪ Grab the bleach, ♪ ♪ she's seen the light ♪ 173 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:58,166 - ♪ Maybelline ♪ - Ooh. 174 00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,301 - ♪ Revlon ♪ 175 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,136 - ♪ Rubbermaid ♪ - Mm. 176 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,205 ♪ Talk to me, ♪ ♪ Max Factor ♪ 177 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:06,341 ♪ Who's the one ♪ ♪ they can't resist? ♪ 178 00:12:06,343 --> 00:12:08,643 - ♪ The brand new girl - ♪ Brand new 179 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,445 ♪ Who's on ♪ ♪ the most wanted list? ♪ 180 00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:12,647 ♪ The brand new girl ♪ 181 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,883 ♪ Honey, ♪ ♪ if you vixenize ♪ 182 00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,951 ♪ Guaranteed ♪ ♪ he'll get a rise ♪ 183 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,320 ♪ Believe that can be ♪ ♪ a brand new ♪ 184 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,556 - ♪ Brand new ♪ - ♪ Brand new ♪ 185 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,424 - ♪ Brand new ♪ - ♪ Brand new ♪ 186 00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:26,494 - ♪ Brand new ♪ - ♪ Brand ♪ 187 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,463 ♪ New ♪ 188 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:33,234 ♪ Girl ♪ 189 00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:35,303 ♪ Girl ♪ 190 00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:37,272 191 00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:43,344 Hello, Dr. Gallagher. 192 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,413 Surprised? 193 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:50,285 Yes, it's me. 194 00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:52,687 Dr. Gallagher. 195 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,323 Why are you looking at me like that? 196 00:12:57,626 --> 00:13:00,295 You want to do what? 197 00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:03,431 Oh, no, no. I couldn't. 198 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:06,634 No, no, please. Stop. 199 00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:08,536 No, no. 200 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,571 Well… 201 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,473 all right. 202 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:17,979 Okay. Let's see. 203 00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:21,616 Now, champagne, flowers, 204 00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:24,452 sushi, feathers, 205 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:27,588 um, sensual oil, 206 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,257 right, 207 00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:32,593 and incense or… let's see. 208 00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:35,196 "Sprinkle a light bulb with your favorite perfume 209 00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:38,333 to sensualize the atmosphere of your love trap." 210 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:43,738 211 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,177 212 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,448 - - 213 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,183 Oh, no! 214 00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:59,320 - - Oh, God. He's here. 215 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:19,240 Well, this is where we live. 216 00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:23,511 - We? - Yeah. Uh, you know, me and, uh, 217 00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:26,114 the cat… Bambi. 218 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:32,620 Just make yourself at home, all right? 219 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,589 Okay. 220 00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,633 221 00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:56,677 "How to Drive a Man Crazy." 222 00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:03,718 223 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:09,390 - Eat me, I'm a cookie! 224 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,195 I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed. 225 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:17,131 I didn't know Ted had company. I'm Valerie. 226 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,333 I don't usually dress like this. 227 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,636 Here comes Dr. Love. 228 00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:27,542 All right, Robin, a pileup. 229 00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:30,378 Who's your friend? 230 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:34,082 - Shit! Val. - Ted, what are you doing? 231 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:37,718 - Uh, gee, nothing. - What… what is going on here? 232 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,687 You brought a girl home to have sex? 233 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,689 Well, you weren't supposed to be here, Val. 234 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,792 - You were going to have sex without me? - Well, no. 235 00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:48,196 - Of course not. - Look, I don't know what you two had in mind, 236 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,332 but I'm really not into kinky scenes. 237 00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:53,434 Bye. 238 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,803 Gee, Val, you look incredible. 239 00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:58,439 Hey, you know… hey, honey, she doesn't mean a thing to me, really. 240 00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,308 If meaningless sex is what you want, 241 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,410 why can't you have it with me! 242 00:16:02,412 --> 00:16:04,512 I'm sorry. I made a stupid mistake. 243 00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:08,416 Hey, you know, I thought I wanted a last fling, that's all. 244 00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:11,285 You can't expect me to be more evolved than I really am. 245 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,888 Evolved? I'll show you evolved. 246 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,557 Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Val. 247 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,392 No, no, no. No, don't do that. That's very dangerous. 248 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,761 Hey! Cut it… Val, stop it! 249 00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,464 Cut it out! 250 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,234 - Val, come on! - 251 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,902 Neighbors are watching! 252 00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:33,508 Val, open up. Sweetheart, open the door! 253 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,810 VALERIE: You're wanted in emergency, Dr. Love. 254 00:16:35,812 --> 00:16:39,213 Val, you can't do this to me! I'm a doctor! 255 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:45,219 Here! Take these with you, Dr. Love. 256 00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:49,524 And don't come back! 257 00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:57,765 - - Ted! 258 00:17:00,302 --> 00:17:03,838 - - Ted! 259 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,606 Ted, where are you going? 260 00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:15,650 Go to bed, Mrs. Merkin! 261 00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:18,653 - Mrs. Merkin! Mrs. Merkin! 262 00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:24,892 ♪ You're a liar, ♪ ♪ and it took me forever ♪ 263 00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:28,729 ♪ To figure that out ♪ 264 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:33,334 ♪ You could ♪ ♪ switch on a smile ♪ 265 00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,570 ♪ Pretend to be tender ♪ 266 00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:40,208 ♪ But I know now ♪ ♪ what you're all about ♪ 267 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,710 ♪ What a nightmare ♪ 268 00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:46,380 ♪ My friends thought ♪ ♪ you were a dream ♪ 269 00:17:49,384 --> 00:17:51,986 ♪ You could ♪ ♪ switch on a smile ♪ 270 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,655 - ♪ And seem so sincere ♪ 271 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:58,359 ♪ But you don't even know ♪ ♪ what that means ♪ 272 00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:02,897 ♪ I don't think ♪ ♪ you'll ever understand ♪ 273 00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:07,635 ♪ Ooh, did cheating on me ♪ ♪ make you feel like a man? ♪ 274 00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:12,473 ♪ I used to worship ♪ ♪ the ground you walk on ♪ 275 00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:16,744 ♪ I did anything ♪ ♪ you wanted me to ♪ 276 00:18:16,746 --> 00:18:21,849 ♪ I used to worship ♪ ♪ the ground you walk on ♪ 277 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:26,787 ♪ Now I've lost ♪ ♪ my faith in you ♪ 278 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,361 ♪ Ahh ♪ 279 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:38,499 ♪ Sunday mornings ♪ ♪ I'd wake up ♪ 280 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,636 ♪ Lie in bed ♪ ♪ watching you sleep ♪ 281 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,608 ♪ It was almost religious ♪ 282 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,444 ♪ How I believed in you ♪ 283 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:53,748 ♪ It hurt when you ♪ ♪ destroyed my belief ♪ 284 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:57,985 ♪ I don't think ♪ ♪ you'll ever understand ♪ 285 00:18:57,987 --> 00:19:02,957 ♪ Ooh, did cheatin' on me ♪ ♪ make you feel like a man? ♪ 286 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:07,662 ♪ I used to worship ♪ ♪ the ground you walk on ♪ 287 00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:11,732 ♪ I did anything ♪ ♪ you wanted me to ♪ 288 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:16,871 ♪ I used to worship ♪ ♪ the ground you walk on ♪ 289 00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:21,809 ♪ Now I've lost my faith ♪ ♪ in you ♪ 290 00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:25,780 ♪ Oh, I've lost ♪ ♪ my faith in you ♪ 291 00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:41,929 ♪ I used to worship ♪ ♪ the ground you walk on ♪ 292 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:46,067 ♪ Didn't think ♪ ♪ I'd get by without you ♪ 293 00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:51,472 ♪ Now I don't worship ♪ ♪ the ground you walk on ♪ 294 00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:55,643 ♪ And I'm stronger ♪ ♪ than I knew ♪ 295 00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:59,113 ♪ I'm stronger ♪ ♪ than you knew ♪ 296 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:11,492 - Come here, you. - No, Doctor. What about your wife? 297 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:14,395 She's in a coma. You're not. 298 00:20:15,564 --> 00:20:19,767 No. Oh. Mm. Oh. 299 00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:23,003 John? John? 300 00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:29,377 You weasel dick! 301 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:30,945 302 00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:35,383 Hello. Oh, Candy. 303 00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:38,386 The worst thing in the world happened. 304 00:20:38,388 --> 00:20:40,454 No, Bambi's fine. 305 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,056 It's Ted. 306 00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:45,426 Yeah. The blonde thing did not work. 307 00:20:45,428 --> 00:20:47,828 ROBIN LEACH: It's the show that shows the ins and outs 308 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,097 of the southern California fitness craze. 309 00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:53,501 Let's face it. Inner beauty is for losers… 310 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,675 Ooh. 311 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,194 Uh! 312 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,850 Mac! 313 00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:55,849 Oh, great. 314 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,854 Oh, this is too good. 315 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,657 There's a giant blow dryer in my pool. 316 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,301 Oh, shit! 317 00:24:14,303 --> 00:24:18,005 Goddamn it, Ted, you're not gonna control my mind when you're not here. 318 00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:20,240 Okay, now… 319 00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:23,877 just release all this negative energy 320 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,180 out into the universe. 321 00:24:26,182 --> 00:24:28,115 You're just gonna swim right through it. 322 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:35,849 Oh, Teddy bear. You're back. 323 00:25:48,063 --> 00:25:52,132 What is this? What's going on here? 324 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,868 This isn't what it looks like, is it? 325 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:57,004 - Is it? 326 00:25:57,006 --> 00:25:58,839 Oh, my God, it is. 327 00:25:58,841 --> 00:26:00,874 It's a spaceship. 328 00:26:00,876 --> 00:26:03,077 Oh, like things weren't bad enough. 329 00:26:03,079 --> 00:26:05,012 Now I've been abducted by a UFO. 330 00:26:05,014 --> 00:26:06,947 Now, you guys… 331 00:26:06,949 --> 00:26:09,483 you're just gonna do some little experiments on me 332 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:13,353 and then, um, let me go like in the "National Enquirer," right? 333 00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:15,456 - Right? - Right? 334 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:17,424 Right? 335 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,095 Okay, okay. 336 00:26:21,097 --> 00:26:23,330 Just don't take out anything I'm gonna need later. 337 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,905 Come on, come on. Get it over with and then let me go, okay? 338 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:38,078 I don't know why you abducted me anyway. 339 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,280 I mean, I'm sure you're looking for somebody more important, 340 00:26:40,282 --> 00:26:42,282 - you know, like Nancy Reagan. - Nancy Reagan. 341 00:26:42,284 --> 00:26:44,418 - Nancy Reagan. - Really, if you let me go 342 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,019 I'll tell you where to find her because… 343 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,255 see, I'm just a manicurist. 344 00:26:48,257 --> 00:26:50,958 I don't know anything about anything except nails. 345 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,327 - You know, nails. - Nails. 346 00:26:53,329 --> 00:26:54,895 - Nails. - Nibs. 347 00:26:59,234 --> 00:27:01,201 Really, I can keep my mouth shut. 348 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,437 I mean, I'm the kind of person that you can tell anything to 349 00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:05,939 and I would never tell. Ask my cousin Debbie. 350 00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:08,475 You know, she got her boobs done, and I never told anyone. 351 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,045 Oh, except I just told you. 352 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:18,986 Oh, my God. You're aliens. 353 00:27:25,493 --> 00:27:27,895 Zeebo. 354 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:31,532 Is that your name? Zeebo? 355 00:27:31,534 --> 00:27:33,500 Wiploc. 356 00:27:35,003 --> 00:27:37,171 Wiploc. Hi. 357 00:27:37,173 --> 00:27:39,306 Makelsolakveder. 358 00:27:39,308 --> 00:27:42,209 Maybe I'll just call you Mac. How's that? 359 00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:44,278 Oh, and I'm Valerie. 360 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,180 - Valerie. - "Walerie." 361 00:27:46,182 --> 00:27:48,148 Volare. 362 00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:50,450 You guys aren't gonna to hurt me, are you? 363 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,522 Your planet is weird. 364 00:27:55,524 --> 00:27:59,226 We're still in my pool. 365 00:27:59,228 --> 00:28:01,428 - Oh. - Oh! 366 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,198 Well, listen. It was really nice meeting you, fellas, 367 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,533 but I have to go. 368 00:28:06,535 --> 00:28:10,871 Feel free to use the pool, really, but you've caught me at sort of a bad time. 369 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,509 370 00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:31,024 Did I do that? I flooded the ship. 371 00:28:31,026 --> 00:28:33,527 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed. 372 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:37,030 I'm really, really sorry, you guys, but I'm sure you can fix it, right? 373 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,869 Don't freak out, really. 374 00:28:41,871 --> 00:28:45,472 This is just like the time that I dropped my lady Schick in the toilet. 375 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:49,142 It's really… as soon as it dried out, it worked fine. 376 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,911 Really. 377 00:28:55,550 --> 00:28:59,286 Let's go in my house and I'll make some lunch 378 00:28:59,288 --> 00:29:01,521 and I'll get the pool drained 379 00:29:01,523 --> 00:29:05,893 and then you guys can take off, you know, back to your planet. 380 00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:07,961 Blast off. 381 00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:11,098 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Comprende? 382 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:14,268 - Comprende? - Comprende? 383 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:16,236 Comprende. 384 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,085 Be careful. This ladder's a little loose. 385 00:29:32,087 --> 00:29:35,289 Oh, I'm glad you can breathe okay. 386 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:37,591 The air quality is actually very good today. 387 00:29:41,129 --> 00:29:43,230 Careful. It's kind of wet. 388 00:29:49,203 --> 00:29:50,504 Okay? 389 00:29:50,506 --> 00:29:53,440 Well, uh, come on. Let's go in the house. 390 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:57,077 This way. 391 00:30:00,114 --> 00:30:03,216 Those are lemons. You know, lemonade, lemon Pledge. 392 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,553 Oh. It's okay. It's a sprinkler. 393 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:10,290 Listen, Earth people are gonna freak out if they see you. 394 00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:13,427 No offense, but you do look kinda like wookies or werewolves 395 00:30:13,429 --> 00:30:15,495 or something, and people hate that. 396 00:30:15,497 --> 00:30:17,230 I mean, they're gonna wanna shoot you or something, 397 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,000 - so just be cool, okay? 398 00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:25,038 Let's go inside. Come on, come on. 399 00:30:26,975 --> 00:30:29,042 What's going on in my horoscope today? 400 00:30:34,115 --> 00:30:35,983 Well, this is my house. 401 00:30:35,985 --> 00:30:38,418 Um… sorry about the mess. 402 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,387 Make yourselves at home. 403 00:30:51,499 --> 00:30:53,500 Hi. This is Valerie Gale. 404 00:30:53,502 --> 00:30:56,169 Could you send Woody to drain my pool? 405 00:30:56,171 --> 00:30:58,438 Yeah. Right away. It's an emergency. I… 406 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,577 407 00:31:12,487 --> 00:31:15,756 Wow! I've never see her do that before! 408 00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:19,159 What is that, some kind of love touch? 409 00:31:24,265 --> 00:31:26,099 Oh! Hi. Yeah. Listen. 410 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,601 This is a matter of life and death. 411 00:31:27,603 --> 00:31:30,103 See, I lost my contact lens in the pool… 412 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:34,141 no, no. It's gotta be Woody. He found it the last time. 413 00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:36,676 Hey! Those are Ted's fish! 414 00:31:36,678 --> 00:31:39,746 Thanks. No. No. No. No. 415 00:31:39,748 --> 00:31:43,617 Not food! Not food! 416 00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:48,221 Let's see. Oh, not much here, 417 00:31:48,223 --> 00:31:51,291 but then, I didn't expect I'd be have aliens for lunch. 418 00:31:51,293 --> 00:31:53,193 Oh, look. 419 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:56,396 Low-cal Pop Tarts. These are natural. 420 00:31:56,398 --> 00:31:58,365 Great. 421 00:32:02,771 --> 00:32:06,740 Okay. We have an entree. What else? 422 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:12,145 Uh… instant pudding! 423 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:15,248 Add water, hmm… too much work. 424 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,551 Oh, spray-on cheese! This is great. 425 00:32:19,353 --> 00:32:21,321 You have eggs on your planet? 426 00:32:23,124 --> 00:32:25,092 I could cook those for you. 427 00:32:35,503 --> 00:32:37,804 This is wonderful. 428 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:04,364 Oh, Wiploc! No! No! Not there! 429 00:33:04,366 --> 00:33:06,333 No. Come with me. 430 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:18,645 Okay. So you go in there. 431 00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:22,682 No! No! Come here. No. 432 00:33:22,684 --> 00:33:26,219 You go in there. 433 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,787 Go in there… 434 00:33:27,789 --> 00:33:30,323 Yeah. And then you flush. 435 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:03,957 Oh, my God! Woody's here! 436 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,926 Whatever you do, just stay inside. 437 00:34:49,303 --> 00:34:51,004 438 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:07,854 - You are Americans. 439 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,889 You're the product of the freest society… 440 00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:15,962 - You're tearing me apart! 441 00:35:15,964 --> 00:35:19,432 You say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back… 442 00:35:19,434 --> 00:35:22,502 - MAN: A new car! - A new car! 443 00:35:22,504 --> 00:35:26,439 - ♪ Take a mind excursion ♪ 444 00:35:26,441 --> 00:35:28,008 ♪ It's just… ♪ 445 00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:29,976 Hey! How's it going? 446 00:35:29,978 --> 00:35:33,513 - Hey, Woody. - What's that you're sitting on? 447 00:35:33,515 --> 00:35:37,684 - Some kind of giant boogie board? - No, it's my new pool patio. 448 00:35:37,686 --> 00:35:39,819 - Bitchin', huh? - It's pretty rad. 449 00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:44,424 WOODY: Whoa! Shoot the curl, kitty! 450 00:35:44,426 --> 00:35:46,493 Those little guys love the water, don't they? 451 00:35:49,497 --> 00:35:52,332 Listen, Valerie. How come you want your pool drained? 452 00:35:52,334 --> 00:35:54,868 How come? I don't know. 453 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:58,471 You know, the water just seems really stale or something. 454 00:35:58,473 --> 00:36:00,640 We've seen a lot of that. 455 00:36:00,642 --> 00:36:02,475 So, how long is this gonna take? 456 00:36:02,477 --> 00:36:05,011 Uh… about… a day. 457 00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:10,083 Whoa, check out the sets, man. 458 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:13,720 If I was six inches tall, I'd be out there now. 459 00:36:13,722 --> 00:36:16,356 They were pumping like that this morning… 460 00:36:16,358 --> 00:36:18,491 - I don't believe this. - no, for real. 461 00:36:18,493 --> 00:36:22,028 And I was getting barreled in this totally cool tube. 462 00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:25,665 I had just Sex Waxed my board… really prem'. 463 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:28,868 Some hotdog shoots his board, hits me in the head. 464 00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:31,871 - Look at that. - This is the worst. 465 00:36:31,873 --> 00:36:34,407 Yeah, it would've been the ride of the decade, too. 466 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,610 Well, what am I supposed to do until tomorrow? 467 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,613 Waste your brain. Wax your board. 468 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,782 Pray for waves. 469 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:56,029 Try this. ♪ What'll it be, hmm. ♪ 470 00:36:56,031 --> 00:36:59,032 - ♪ What'll it be? ♪ - ♪ Hmm ♪ 471 00:36:59,034 --> 00:37:03,503 Nice. Make me an Alaskan polar bear heater on the double. Come on, come on. 472 00:37:03,505 --> 00:37:07,040 We'll make our own music, gorgeous. You and you stay. 473 00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:09,976 Tubby, you go rest your thumbs. I'll drive. 474 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,779 Now watch, baby. Every move a picture. 475 00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:16,449 - - 476 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:22,756 Is there a doctor in the house? 477 00:37:22,758 --> 00:37:24,958 Not right now. 478 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,827 - Leave a message when you hear the beep. - 479 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:30,697 TED: Valerie? Are you there? 480 00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:33,900 Please pick up. I need to talk to you. 481 00:37:33,902 --> 00:37:35,969 I'm sorry I was such an asshole. 482 00:37:35,971 --> 00:37:39,072 Val, you've got to believe this. 483 00:37:39,074 --> 00:37:42,008 I've never ever been unfaithful to you. Ever. 484 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,811 I'm only guilty of a little kissy-face with one nurse. 485 00:37:44,813 --> 00:37:47,080 I swear. Oh, sweetheart. 486 00:37:47,082 --> 00:37:50,016 You stopped me from making a biggest mistake of my life last night. 487 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:53,753 Val, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. 488 00:37:53,755 --> 00:37:56,423 I'll see you when I get home. Bye. 489 00:38:00,828 --> 00:38:02,996 WOMAN: Come back to Finland. 490 00:38:02,998 --> 00:38:06,733 Come back to winter all year round. 491 00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:10,437 Come back to parkas and goat's cheese. 492 00:38:10,439 --> 00:38:12,939 Finland knows what you want. 493 00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:30,757 Okay. Well, we're all set. 494 00:38:30,759 --> 00:38:33,059 - Finland is here? - Finland? 495 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,994 No, this is the valley. 496 00:38:34,996 --> 00:38:38,498 Finland is the capital of Norway. God, you guys sure learn fast. 497 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,166 I'm sorry I was such an asshole. 498 00:38:40,168 --> 00:38:43,603 Oh! I see you found a cable station. 499 00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:46,973 Valerie, are you there? Please pick up. 500 00:38:46,975 --> 00:38:49,476 Did Ted call? 501 00:38:49,478 --> 00:38:51,611 I'll be over right after work tonight. 502 00:38:51,613 --> 00:38:54,714 - Okay, honey? Bye. - Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? 503 00:38:54,716 --> 00:38:57,116 Ted is, like, a trained doctor. 504 00:38:57,118 --> 00:39:00,820 One look at you guys and he'll know you're not local. 505 00:39:00,822 --> 00:39:02,555 Oh, wow. 506 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:05,124 If I only had about zillion gallons of Nair. 507 00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:07,026 - Nair. Nair. - Nair. 508 00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:12,165 ♪ I'm a sex pixie ♪ 509 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,033 ♪ Is that okay? ♪ 510 00:39:14,035 --> 00:39:16,636 ♪ Do do do do do ♪ 511 00:39:16,638 --> 00:39:20,673 ♪ Do do do do ♪ ♪ do do do do ♪ 512 00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:24,244 ♪ Hey, hey, ♪ ♪ do do do do ♪ 513 00:39:24,246 --> 00:39:26,880 ♪ Do do do do ♪ 514 00:39:26,882 --> 00:39:29,649 ♪ Da-do, oh, oh, oh ♪ 515 00:39:29,651 --> 00:39:31,518 - Candy, whatever you do, don't freak out. 516 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,586 - Valerie! - I mean it, don't freak out. 517 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:36,189 - Promise me you will not freak out. - Stop! You are freaking me out! 518 00:39:36,191 --> 00:39:38,124 Okay, okay. Oh, my God. 519 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:41,027 Um… a UFO landed in my pool 520 00:39:41,029 --> 00:39:43,029 and they captured me, but we made friends, 521 00:39:43,031 --> 00:39:45,965 and I fed them Pop Tarts and they're here now, 522 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,967 but Ted's coming home tonight, so you've got to cut their hair. 523 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:51,738 - What did you say? - Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs. 524 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:53,573 Candy, you gotta help them. 525 00:39:53,575 --> 00:39:55,542 Would you listen to yourself? 526 00:39:55,544 --> 00:39:57,810 Valerie, no man is worth 527 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,547 getting yourself in this state over. 528 00:40:00,549 --> 00:40:03,116 Mel Gibson, maybe, but not Ted! 529 00:40:03,118 --> 00:40:04,884 Valerie, come here. 530 00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:07,153 Just sit down, honey. 531 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,722 Relax. Have a mental Margarita. 532 00:40:09,724 --> 00:40:11,925 Candy, now I'm gonna show you something 533 00:40:11,927 --> 00:40:15,028 that's gonna totally change your life completely, forever, okay? 534 00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:17,864 Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette. 535 00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:26,306 You got little alien house guests… let's see 'em. 536 00:40:29,109 --> 00:40:31,844 Shit, Valerie! 537 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,914 - Those are aliens! - I told you. 538 00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:37,150 Oh, God! Oh, shit! 539 00:40:37,152 --> 00:40:38,885 Valerie! Valerie! 540 00:40:38,887 --> 00:40:42,622 Those are… those are big… aliens! 541 00:40:42,624 --> 00:40:46,759 What do they want from us? What do you want from us? 542 00:40:46,761 --> 00:40:48,828 Did they take control of your brain? 543 00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:50,897 Oh… I don't think so. 544 00:40:50,899 --> 00:40:54,334 - Can they talk? - ♪ What'll it be, hmm? ♪ 545 00:40:54,336 --> 00:40:56,002 I ate all the Frusen Gladje. 546 00:40:56,004 --> 00:40:57,937 My panty shields make me feel fresh all day. 547 00:40:57,939 --> 00:41:00,640 Are they straight? 548 00:41:00,642 --> 00:41:02,642 I don't know. They're aliens. 549 00:41:02,644 --> 00:41:04,377 This is Mac, 550 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,613 and this is, uh… Zeebo, 551 00:41:06,615 --> 00:41:09,182 - and this is Wiploc. 552 00:41:09,184 --> 00:41:11,718 Well, they're just darling. 553 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,353 Get 'em out of here. 554 00:41:13,355 --> 00:41:15,321 They can't leave until the pool is drained 555 00:41:15,323 --> 00:41:17,824 and you know Ted, I mean, if he finds out they're aliens, 556 00:41:17,826 --> 00:41:20,827 he'll wanna call Washington or dissect them or something. 557 00:41:20,829 --> 00:41:24,097 I mean, I think we could make them look more sort of human. 558 00:41:24,099 --> 00:41:26,366 Yeah, I thought you never wanted to see Ted again. 559 00:41:26,368 --> 00:41:29,202 I don't. I just want to talk to him. 560 00:41:29,204 --> 00:41:31,838 Valerie, this is insane. 561 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,641 Oh, God. They're, like, throwing up on my stuff! 562 00:41:34,643 --> 00:41:36,242 VALERIE: Come on, Candy. 563 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,048 Well, I see split ends are universal. 564 00:41:45,185 --> 00:41:47,687 Lost in space with no conditioner, huh? 565 00:41:47,689 --> 00:41:49,822 I think they've been up there a long time. 566 00:41:52,826 --> 00:41:54,861 Well, it's all dead. It's got to come off. 567 00:41:54,863 --> 00:41:58,031 - Can you do it? - Does Tina Turner wear a wig? 568 00:41:58,033 --> 00:42:00,133 - That's a wig? - That's a wig. 569 00:42:00,135 --> 00:42:03,169 - Great! - No, thanks. It's got spit on it. 570 00:42:03,171 --> 00:42:06,305 - I'll get clothes! - But if I find one flea, the deal's off! 571 00:42:08,942 --> 00:42:12,278 Okay, Val, are you ready? I think they're almost done. 572 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,081 Okay, with the big red one I went for the blond-surfer look. 573 00:42:19,086 --> 00:42:20,353 Wow! 574 00:42:20,355 --> 00:42:22,755 Which one is that? 575 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:25,958 Wiploc. We are human now! 576 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,695 I don't believe it! He's even cute! 577 00:42:28,697 --> 00:42:30,463 CANDY: I know! Bitchin', huh? 578 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:35,068 Val, you won't believe this. 579 00:42:35,070 --> 00:42:37,403 Okay… 580 00:42:37,405 --> 00:42:39,872 surprise! 581 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:47,046 - Is that Zeebo? - Oh, my God! You're, like, totally black! 582 00:42:50,884 --> 00:42:52,985 Okay… and… 583 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,288 behind door number three… 584 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:57,423 this is the ultimate! 585 00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:07,867 Wow! 586 00:43:09,937 --> 00:43:11,838 You're incredible. 587 00:43:15,909 --> 00:43:19,278 Well, it was easy. You know, I started on poodles. 588 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,347 Good? 589 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,483 Real good. 590 00:43:27,121 --> 00:43:29,822 Okay, okay. Group picture. Come on. 591 00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:31,924 Come on. Get down there. 592 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,295 All right… 593 00:43:36,297 --> 00:43:39,031 now say, Velveeta Slices. 594 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,167 - Sl… vegakld. - Vel… salksi. 595 00:43:44,071 --> 00:43:46,339 Okay, you guys, what's the plan for tonight? 596 00:43:46,341 --> 00:43:48,908 Whoa! Candy, reality check. 597 00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:51,010 We can't go out with these guys. They're aliens. 598 00:43:51,012 --> 00:43:54,113 So? They can still be dates! 599 00:43:54,115 --> 00:43:56,549 Do you guys have Margaritas on your planet? 600 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:59,485 Candy, it's just not safe. I'll give you a life home and that's it. 601 00:43:59,487 --> 00:44:01,788 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 602 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:04,490 We're with three major cute guys and it's Saturday night! 603 00:44:04,492 --> 00:44:06,459 Come on! 604 00:44:13,801 --> 00:44:16,169 CANDY: You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. 605 00:44:16,171 --> 00:44:18,304 I mean, it's the baddest place on earth. 606 00:44:27,014 --> 00:44:29,882 Candy, sit down! 607 00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:31,951 Hi, sweets. 608 00:44:31,953 --> 00:44:36,022 I think we'd like to keep a low profile, Candy. 609 00:44:36,024 --> 00:44:38,424 Guys, whatcha doing later? 610 00:44:42,029 --> 00:44:45,164 You know, I never would have believed that this could happen. 611 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:48,000 What, that you'd be cruising the boulevard with shaved Martians? 612 00:44:48,002 --> 00:44:51,204 No. That Ted would do this to me. 613 00:44:51,206 --> 00:44:54,273 Men, boy. Give 'em enough rope and they'll dig their own grave. 614 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:58,244 - So true. - He said he wanted one last fling. 615 00:44:58,246 --> 00:45:01,047 Maybe that's normal, I don't know. 616 00:45:01,049 --> 00:45:03,115 I'm sure we'll be happy once we're married, 617 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:06,385 but I just can't pretend like this didn't happen, you know? 618 00:45:06,387 --> 00:45:11,457 Valerie, you work so hard to make Ted happy. Who is making you happy? 619 00:45:19,132 --> 00:45:22,168 - ALL: Whoo! - Finland babes! 620 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:27,540 Hey, didn't you go to Van Nuys High? 621 00:45:27,542 --> 00:45:30,142 Van Nuys High? 622 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:33,512 - Aren't you Terry Harper's brother? - Terry Harper's brother? 623 00:45:35,016 --> 00:45:37,116 Someone oughta hose those girls down. 624 00:45:37,118 --> 00:45:40,086 - Wanna party? - Wanna party? 625 00:45:40,088 --> 00:45:41,420 Yeah, come on! 626 00:45:43,257 --> 00:45:45,124 Wiploc! 627 00:45:47,261 --> 00:45:49,228 Wiploc! 628 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,967 CANDY: Look! There they are! 629 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,373 Okay, don't worry. I'll go get him. 630 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:02,642 - Me, too. - Me, too, too. 631 00:46:02,644 --> 00:46:04,210 Wait, I don't think we all should go… 632 00:46:04,212 --> 00:46:06,445 Oh, it's only gonna take a minute. 633 00:46:11,285 --> 00:46:13,219 Come on, you guys, what are you doing? 634 00:46:14,655 --> 00:46:17,189 635 00:46:21,295 --> 00:46:24,063 ♪ When I need something ♪ ♪ to help me unwind ♪ 636 00:46:24,065 --> 00:46:28,034 ♪ I find a six-foot baby ♪ ♪ with a one-track mind ♪ 637 00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:32,038 ♪ Smart guys are nowhere, ♪ ♪ they make demands ♪ 638 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,074 ♪ Give me a moron ♪ ♪ with talented hands… ♪ 639 00:46:35,076 --> 00:46:37,176 Where did you buy those? 640 00:46:37,178 --> 00:46:40,179 - They're my dad's. - Those are fabulous. 641 00:46:40,181 --> 00:46:42,048 I know. 642 00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,716 ♪ …fall in love ♪ ♪ till we're done ♪ 643 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:46,052 ♪ Then they're ♪ ♪ out in the hall ♪ 644 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,353 ♪ I like 'em big ♪ 645 00:46:47,355 --> 00:46:49,455 ♪ And stupid ♪ 646 00:46:49,457 --> 00:46:51,057 ♪ I like 'em big ♪ 647 00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:52,959 ♪ And real dumb ♪ 648 00:46:52,961 --> 00:46:54,593 ♪ I like 'em big ♪ 649 00:46:54,595 --> 00:46:56,562 ♪ And stupid ♪ 650 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,170 ♪ What kind of guy ♪ ♪ does a lot for me? ♪ 651 00:47:04,172 --> 00:47:07,039 ♪ Superman ♪ ♪ with a lobotomy ♪ 652 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,607 ♪ My father's ♪ ♪ out of Harvard ♪ 653 00:47:08,609 --> 00:47:10,343 ♪ My brother's out of Yale ♪ 654 00:47:10,345 --> 00:47:12,478 ♪ But the guy ♪ ♪ I took home last night ♪ 655 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,180 ♪ Just got out of jail… ♪ 656 00:47:14,182 --> 00:47:17,083 Valerie! Hi! Over here! 657 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:18,718 - Candy! - Hi! 658 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,153 Are you nuts? What are you doing? 659 00:47:21,155 --> 00:47:23,122 Having cocktails. 660 00:47:24,191 --> 00:47:26,759 Alaskan polar bear heater. 661 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:29,261 Candy, give me a break. Ted is coming home tonight 662 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,465 and there's a UFO in my pool. A UFO! 663 00:47:32,467 --> 00:47:36,235 B.F.D. Ted's not gonna be there for a few hours. 664 00:47:36,237 --> 00:47:39,271 - Just chill out, Val. - We have to get these guys out of here 665 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:41,474 before anyone figures out they're aliens. 666 00:47:41,476 --> 00:47:43,776 No one's going to know they're aliens, okay? 667 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:47,413 Tonya! 668 00:47:47,415 --> 00:47:49,281 Hi. You know Val. 669 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:52,051 - And this is Mac, Wiploc, and Zeebo. - Hi. 670 00:47:52,053 --> 00:47:55,254 They're from Mars or something! Could you die? 671 00:47:55,256 --> 00:47:57,323 Hey, Zeebo, wanna dance? 672 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:01,327 - Wanna dance? - Great idea. 673 00:48:03,764 --> 00:48:05,331 Wiploc. 674 00:48:06,767 --> 00:48:09,735 - Should I dance? - Sure. 675 00:48:09,737 --> 00:48:12,304 Fine. Hey, party down. 676 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:15,207 When you're ready for your chauffeur, I'll be out on the patio. 677 00:48:18,045 --> 00:48:19,812 What's her problem? 678 00:48:22,249 --> 00:48:24,316 Two weeks? 679 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,818 Whoa! 680 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,187 ♪ …'Cause ♪ ♪ it was so stupid ♪ 681 00:48:28,189 --> 00:48:31,624 ♪ The bigger they come, ♪ ♪ the harder I fall ♪ 682 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,492 ♪ In love till we're done ♪ 683 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,494 ♪ Then they're ♪ ♪ out in the hall… ♪ 684 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:38,597 Come on. Let's dance. Whoo! 685 00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:40,566 ♪ I like 'em big ♪ 686 00:48:40,568 --> 00:48:42,334 ♪ And real dumb ♪ 687 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,170 ♪ I like 'em big and… ♪ 688 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,438 He left? 689 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,410 ♪ She likes 'em big ♪ 690 00:48:51,412 --> 00:48:52,845 ♪ And stupid. ♪ 691 00:48:54,081 --> 00:48:55,581 692 00:49:06,693 --> 00:49:09,662 You, go rest your thumbs. I'll drive. 693 00:49:40,694 --> 00:49:43,262 You can actually play that? 694 00:49:43,264 --> 00:49:46,398 Valerie, are we limp and hard to manage? 695 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,269 Oh, no, no. You're fine. 696 00:49:50,271 --> 00:49:51,837 I'm sorry. 697 00:49:51,839 --> 00:49:54,273 I just don't feel like talking much. 698 00:49:54,275 --> 00:49:58,310 I guess, I figured that everything would just fall into place 699 00:49:58,312 --> 00:50:01,780 - if I found Mr. Right. - Mr. Right? 700 00:50:01,782 --> 00:50:03,682 Yeah. 701 00:50:03,684 --> 00:50:06,685 Mr. Right is like the guy you dream of meeting 702 00:50:06,687 --> 00:50:08,554 ever since you're a little girl. 703 00:50:08,556 --> 00:50:12,758 And you'd go anyplace or do anything to be together. 704 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,660 And he feels the same way about you 705 00:50:14,662 --> 00:50:18,364 because you're right for each other. 706 00:50:18,366 --> 00:50:21,433 I don't know. Maybe I'm kidding myself. 707 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,269 Maybe there's no such thing. 708 00:50:31,845 --> 00:50:34,280 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 709 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,182 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 710 00:50:36,184 --> 00:50:38,417 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 711 00:50:38,419 --> 00:50:40,319 ♪ Out on the floor ♪ 712 00:50:40,321 --> 00:50:42,321 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 713 00:50:42,323 --> 00:50:44,356 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 714 00:50:44,358 --> 00:50:45,791 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 715 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:47,426 ♪ - Hey, baby. ♪ ♪ - Hi. ♪ 716 00:50:47,428 --> 00:50:49,929 Why be with a zero when you can dance with a hero? 717 00:50:52,933 --> 00:50:54,833 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 718 00:50:56,236 --> 00:50:58,437 ♪ You got to tell me ♪ 719 00:50:58,439 --> 00:51:01,440 ♪ Where it takes us ♪ ♪ you don't care ♪ 720 00:51:01,442 --> 00:51:03,909 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 721 00:51:03,911 --> 00:51:06,612 ♪ Baby, just fix up ♪ ♪ your hair ♪ 722 00:51:06,614 --> 00:51:12,685 ♪ It doesn't matter ♪ ♪ what you wear to me ♪ 723 00:51:12,687 --> 00:51:14,820 ♪ Get yourself back ♪ ♪ in your car ♪ 724 00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:17,890 ♪ You won't have to ♪ ♪ go too far ♪ 725 00:51:17,892 --> 00:51:20,893 ♪ To see, oh, baby ♪ 726 00:51:20,895 --> 00:51:22,828 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 727 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,997 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 728 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,765 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 729 00:51:26,767 --> 00:51:28,867 ♪ Out on the floor ♪ 730 00:51:28,869 --> 00:51:30,903 ♪ Come on, now, hurry ♪ 731 00:51:30,905 --> 00:51:32,938 ♪ There's always something ♪ ♪ we can do ♪ 732 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:36,709 Yo, baby. Why be with a hero when you can dance with a zero? 733 00:51:36,711 --> 00:51:38,911 ♪ Don't have to worry ♪ 734 00:51:38,913 --> 00:51:42,248 ♪ As long as I'm out there ♪ ♪ with you ♪ 735 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:44,950 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 736 00:51:44,952 --> 00:51:47,353 ♪ Baby, just fix up ♪ ♪ your hair ♪ 737 00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:53,359 ♪ It doesn't matter ♪ ♪ what you wear to me ♪ 738 00:51:53,361 --> 00:51:55,527 ♪ Get yourself back ♪ ♪ in your car ♪ 739 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,030 ♪ You won't have to ♪ ♪ go too far… ♪ 740 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,666 - Whoa. - Hey, hey, hey! 741 00:52:00,668 --> 00:52:02,001 Back off, Jack! 742 00:52:02,003 --> 00:52:04,536 The lucky lady's with me, all right? 743 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,405 And don't be copping my dance moves. 744 00:52:06,407 --> 00:52:08,874 I'll dance with you both. I don't care. 745 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,643 No, no, no. You don't understand. 746 00:52:10,645 --> 00:52:12,878 He can't dance. 747 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,681 All right. I know he can't do this. 748 00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:19,485 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 749 00:52:19,487 --> 00:52:21,787 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 750 00:52:21,789 --> 00:52:24,390 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 751 00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:25,958 ♪ Out on the floor ♪ 752 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,726 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 753 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:29,962 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 754 00:52:29,964 --> 00:52:31,797 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 755 00:52:31,799 --> 00:52:34,533 - ♪ Out on the floor ♪ - Yeah, go! 756 00:52:34,535 --> 00:52:36,302 ♪ Shake all night ♪ 757 00:52:36,304 --> 00:52:38,470 ♪ Don't you ♪ ♪ want to shake it? ♪ 758 00:52:40,373 --> 00:52:43,676 ♪ Come on, shake it, baby ♪ 759 00:52:43,678 --> 00:52:45,044 ♪ Shake it, baby ♪ 760 00:52:45,046 --> 00:52:47,012 ♪ Shake it, baby, ♪ ♪ shake it ♪ 761 00:52:47,014 --> 00:52:48,847 ♪ Dance all night ♪ 762 00:52:48,849 --> 00:52:50,816 ♪ Out on the floor ♪ 763 00:52:57,524 --> 00:52:58,924 Come on, man. 764 00:53:02,696 --> 00:53:04,897 Hot damn! Hot damn! 765 00:53:07,834 --> 00:53:12,404 ♪ There's nothing ♪ ♪ I'd rather do ♪ 766 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:16,909 ♪ Right here ♪ ♪ while you're mine ♪ 767 00:53:16,911 --> 00:53:19,812 ♪ Being here with you ♪ 768 00:53:19,814 --> 00:53:23,115 ♪ Leaving it ♪ ♪ all behind, baby ♪ 769 00:53:25,885 --> 00:53:28,887 All right! Hey! Whoo! 770 00:53:39,366 --> 00:53:41,467 ♪ Baby, just fix up ♪ ♪ your hair ♪ 771 00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:47,439 ♪ It doesn't matter ♪ ♪ what you wear to me ♪ 772 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:49,575 ♪ Get yourself back ♪ ♪ in your car ♪ 773 00:53:49,577 --> 00:53:52,578 ♪ You won't have to ♪ ♪ go too far ♪ 774 00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:55,547 ♪ To see, oh, baby ♪ 775 00:53:55,549 --> 00:53:57,583 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 776 00:53:57,585 --> 00:53:59,718 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 777 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,820 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 778 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,822 ♪ Out on the floor ♪ 779 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,758 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake all night ♪ 780 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,693 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake it right ♪ 781 00:54:07,695 --> 00:54:10,396 ♪ Baby gonna ♪ ♪ shake so fast ♪ 782 00:54:10,398 --> 00:54:12,431 ♪ Out on the floor ♪ 783 00:54:12,433 --> 00:54:13,632 ♪ Shake all night ♪ 784 00:54:13,634 --> 00:54:17,035 - Damn! - ♪ Baby. ♪ 785 00:54:26,146 --> 00:54:28,714 I'm going home with him. 786 00:54:28,716 --> 00:54:31,617 I'm going home with him. 787 00:54:31,619 --> 00:54:33,585 I'm going home with him. 788 00:54:35,989 --> 00:54:37,890 Bitch. 789 00:54:37,892 --> 00:54:41,527 You know, I don't even know what planet you're from. 790 00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:43,028 Jhazalla. 791 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,532 Oh. We've only been as far as the moon. 792 00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,037 You know, at first, 793 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,906 I thought you kind of looked 794 00:54:53,908 --> 00:54:56,642 like a giant bigfoot or something, 795 00:54:56,644 --> 00:55:00,612 but now, I mean, if I didn't know you were an alien, 796 00:55:00,614 --> 00:55:03,482 I would just think that you were 797 00:55:03,484 --> 00:55:05,551 a really cute guy… 798 00:55:05,553 --> 00:55:07,986 who, I'm sure, has a girlfriend. 799 00:55:07,988 --> 00:55:11,457 No Mr. Right girlfriend. 800 00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:23,135 801 00:55:25,004 --> 00:55:27,506 My God, that's Wiploc. 802 00:55:27,508 --> 00:55:30,008 ♪ Hit me ♪ 803 00:55:30,010 --> 00:55:32,711 MAN: All right! All right! 804 00:55:47,093 --> 00:55:49,194 - Give me your autograph. - On my forehead. 805 00:55:49,196 --> 00:55:50,996 Sign these. 806 00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:57,102 Candy, I can't believe you're frenching an alien in front of all these people. 807 00:56:01,908 --> 00:56:05,878 We go, okay? Come on. Wiploc. 808 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,248 No, I want to be zero. I want to be zero. 809 00:56:11,184 --> 00:56:13,552 - No, no, no. 810 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:20,592 Candy, uh, I'll call ya. 811 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:23,529 - Oh, what was it like? - Oh, my God! You're so lucky! 812 00:56:23,531 --> 00:56:25,831 Did you get his number? 813 00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:28,534 I want his baby. 814 00:56:30,737 --> 00:56:32,538 Sweetheart? 815 00:56:32,540 --> 00:56:34,540 Sweetheart, I'm sorry. 816 00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:36,241 Val? 817 00:56:39,746 --> 00:56:41,880 Honey? 818 00:56:41,882 --> 00:56:44,016 Hey, Val? 819 00:56:48,555 --> 00:56:51,056 What? Oh, wait a second. 820 00:56:51,058 --> 00:56:53,559 They said the Commodore would stand up to anything. 821 00:56:53,561 --> 00:56:55,227 - - Ow! 822 00:56:55,229 --> 00:56:58,764 Beemer? Beemer? 823 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:02,834 Beemer. 824 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:05,671 Astin, where's Martin? 825 00:57:05,673 --> 00:57:07,773 Where's Martin? Where's Val? Alright, don't… don't panic. 826 00:57:07,775 --> 00:57:11,043 She probably wasn't here when it happened. 827 00:57:11,045 --> 00:57:13,178 Operator, give me the police. This is an emergency. 828 00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:19,318 829 00:57:26,793 --> 00:57:30,062 Police? This is Dr. Gallagher. 830 00:57:30,064 --> 00:57:32,798 I'd like to report a break-in 831 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,867 and… and a possible kidnapping. 832 00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:38,103 Oh, God. Ted's here. 833 00:57:38,105 --> 00:57:41,173 You guys, act human, okay? 834 00:57:41,175 --> 00:57:44,076 Just act human. 835 00:57:44,078 --> 00:57:46,378 Oh, sweetheart, you're all right. 836 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:49,348 Oh, I was so worried about you. 837 00:57:49,350 --> 00:57:51,850 When I came home, the house was totally wrecked. 838 00:57:54,955 --> 00:57:58,657 - Who are they? - Who? Those guys? 839 00:57:58,659 --> 00:58:00,726 - Yeah. - A band. 840 00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:03,729 - Boy, I'm totally clear. 841 00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:07,032 - ZEEBO: What's up, Doc? - You mean like a rock 'n' roll band? 842 00:58:07,034 --> 00:58:09,334 What are you doing with a band, Val? 843 00:58:09,336 --> 00:58:12,004 I won them on MTV. 844 00:58:12,006 --> 00:58:15,007 I won an MTV weekend with a band. 845 00:58:15,009 --> 00:58:17,976 Hi. I am, uh, Mac. 846 00:58:17,978 --> 00:58:19,745 How is it hanging, Mr. Dude? 847 00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:22,814 - Dr. Dude. - Dr. Dude. 848 00:58:22,816 --> 00:58:24,916 Oh, no, Val. Wait a minute. 849 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:26,918 Listen, I came home to talk to you alone. 850 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,354 I'm sorry, fellas. This is private. 851 00:58:29,356 --> 00:58:31,823 - I'm sure you won't mind when I ask you to leave. - Oh, leave? No, no. 852 00:58:31,825 --> 00:58:34,359 They can't leave. They're spending the weekend. 853 00:58:34,361 --> 00:58:36,962 No, no, Val. They can't spend the weekend. 854 00:58:36,964 --> 00:58:39,931 - This is my house. I say they're out of here. - Your house? Wait, wait, wait. 855 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:42,300 I think I threw you out, Dr. Love. 856 00:58:42,302 --> 00:58:44,169 Oh, yeah? Well, now I'm gonna throw them out. 857 00:58:44,171 --> 00:58:46,004 - So what about that? - No, you're not. 858 00:58:46,006 --> 00:58:48,006 - Yes, I am. They're out of… - No… 859 00:58:48,008 --> 00:58:50,275 - I won them. I get to… - What? 860 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:55,947 - You're tearing me apart! - Val, these guys are too weird. 861 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,784 - You have no business being with people like that. - Listen, I never won a band 862 00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:00,886 before and I get them for the whole weekend, so they're staying. 863 00:59:00,888 --> 00:59:02,888 I want you to be happy. That's fine, but… 864 00:59:02,890 --> 00:59:04,956 - Dr. Dude? - What is it now? 865 00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:09,194 - For you is good. - You animal! 866 00:59:09,196 --> 00:59:12,297 I oughta give you a tracheotomy. 867 00:59:12,299 --> 00:59:14,466 - Do you know who that was? That was Mercedes. - No, Ted, don't! 868 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:17,135 My most expensive fish! Do you know how much Mercedes cost me?! 869 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,471 - He cost me 300 bucks! - Hey, what's going on here? 870 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,339 All right, all right. Break it up. 871 00:59:21,341 --> 00:59:24,209 - Hey, hey! Come on! - Break it up. 872 00:59:24,211 --> 00:59:27,813 - What are you doing? - Who's Dr. Gallagher? 873 00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:31,483 - I'm Dr. Gallagher. - Uh-huh. I'm Officer Demonte. 874 00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:33,318 This is Officer Murphy. 875 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,054 You reported a break-in and possible kidnapping? 876 00:59:36,056 --> 00:59:40,358 Yes, I did, officer, but, thank God, she's here now and she's fine. 877 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,929 However, these degenerates broke into my home 878 00:59:43,931 --> 00:59:47,099 and destroyed my property and I want them arrested right now. 879 00:59:47,101 --> 00:59:48,934 - They're MTV scum! - All right. 880 00:59:48,936 --> 00:59:51,837 Ma'am, you mind telling us what's really going on here? 881 00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:55,307 Officer, sir, this man does not live here anymore, 882 00:59:55,309 --> 00:59:57,309 and he's strangling my guests. 883 00:59:57,311 --> 01:00:00,979 - He was eating my Blue-Gilled Dorky. - Hey, watch your mouth! 884 01:00:00,981 --> 01:00:04,950 10-13. We got a false report. 885 01:00:04,952 --> 01:00:07,819 Just a domestic dispute. 886 01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:11,123 His girlfriend dumped him for a rock band. 887 01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:13,825 - That's bullshit! - Hey, buddy. 888 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,894 Maybe you need to go someplace and cool off, huh? 889 01:00:15,896 --> 01:00:17,529 Let go of me! I'm a doctor! 890 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:20,165 Good, if we have to bust your arm, you can put on your own cast. 891 01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:23,902 You're right, Val. There is a lot I don't know about you, 892 01:00:23,904 --> 01:00:26,838 but if you thought I was gonna spend the rest of my life with you 893 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,976 and your weird friends and that psychotic cat of yours, you're crazy! 894 01:00:30,978 --> 01:00:34,179 - The wedding's off, Val! - Come on, buddy. 895 01:00:38,951 --> 01:00:41,419 ZEEBO: You wanna dance with a zero? 896 01:00:41,421 --> 01:00:43,455 I'm sorry. 897 01:00:43,457 --> 01:00:46,291 I think I have to go to my room now. 898 01:01:21,894 --> 01:01:23,929 Is Ted coming back? 899 01:01:28,035 --> 01:01:31,336 No. Ted doesn't wanna come back. 900 01:01:31,338 --> 01:01:33,338 I don't know what Ted wants, 901 01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:36,041 but it's not me. 902 01:01:36,043 --> 01:01:38,443 What does Valerie want? 903 01:01:40,046 --> 01:01:44,349 I don't know. I just wanna be happy. 904 01:01:44,351 --> 01:01:46,218 Mac could make Valerie happy. 905 01:01:48,554 --> 01:01:52,390 Thanks, but I don't think anybody could make me feel very good right now. 906 01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:57,062 Mac could make Valerie feel very, very good. 907 01:01:59,065 --> 01:02:01,566 Wait a minute. Are you, like, coming on to me? 908 01:02:01,568 --> 01:02:04,469 Is this a pass? Because, I mean, if it is, 909 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:07,405 sex is, like, totally out of the question. 910 01:02:07,407 --> 01:02:09,407 What is sex? 911 01:02:09,409 --> 01:02:13,578 Sex… you know, making love. 912 01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:16,481 A man and a woman like each other, 913 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,017 and they take their clothes off, and… 914 01:02:19,019 --> 01:02:22,287 - Okay. - Well, no, no, no! 915 01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:26,091 We can't. No, because, I mean, me and Ted are, uh… 916 01:02:26,093 --> 01:02:28,226 well, I guess we're not, but, I mean, uh… 917 01:02:28,228 --> 01:02:31,162 we can't because, I mean, you're an alien, 918 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:33,198 and I'm from the valley. 919 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:37,035 We may not even be, you know, anatomically correct for each other. 920 01:02:37,037 --> 01:02:39,104 That could be a real problem. 921 01:02:39,106 --> 01:02:42,240 922 01:02:42,242 --> 01:02:45,477 No problem. But, I mean, uh, no, no, no. 923 01:02:45,479 --> 01:02:48,480 I mean, it just wouldn't work. 924 01:02:48,482 --> 01:02:51,349 You're from out of town. The phone bills would just be hell… 925 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,585 Shh. 926 01:02:53,587 --> 01:02:56,621 Well, I just don't want you to think 927 01:02:56,623 --> 01:03:01,126 - Earth girls are easy. - What is easy? 928 01:03:01,128 --> 01:03:03,328 This is easy. 929 01:05:06,219 --> 01:05:09,654 - Oh! 930 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,202 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 931 01:05:24,204 --> 01:05:27,272 - I told you not to have fun. - I wasn't. 932 01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:44,556 Help! 933 01:05:59,605 --> 01:06:01,473 Ted! 934 01:06:03,609 --> 01:06:05,610 Help! 935 01:06:05,612 --> 01:06:09,180 Uh-oh. Uh, don't go anywhere. 936 01:06:09,182 --> 01:06:10,782 I've been paged. 937 01:06:10,784 --> 01:06:13,751 - Oh, sweetheart. - Ted. 938 01:06:13,753 --> 01:06:15,553 - Ted, make it stop. - Oh, hey. 939 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,388 Ted. 940 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:21,759 What happened to my fish? 941 01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:26,731 Ted! 942 01:06:34,373 --> 01:06:36,341 Beemer! 943 01:06:36,343 --> 01:06:39,144 Your face! What happened? 944 01:06:47,186 --> 01:06:50,655 Don't! 945 01:06:50,657 --> 01:06:52,690 Stop it, stop it! 946 01:07:32,398 --> 01:07:33,965 Hi. 947 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:36,668 Hi. 948 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:44,742 God, I had the weirdest dream last night. 949 01:07:44,744 --> 01:07:46,911 - All I remember is… - Shh. 950 01:07:52,585 --> 01:07:55,386 951 01:07:55,388 --> 01:07:57,989 You have the strangest heartbeat. 952 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,592 Sounds like you have two hearts. 953 01:08:00,594 --> 01:08:03,595 Yes. Don't you? 954 01:08:04,897 --> 01:08:06,998 No, I just have one. 955 01:08:08,601 --> 01:08:10,868 Tell me about Zimbabwe. 956 01:08:10,870 --> 01:08:15,473 - Jhazalla? - Jhazalla. Is it like Earth? 957 01:08:15,475 --> 01:08:17,742 Yes. It's beautiful. 958 01:08:17,744 --> 01:08:19,744 Sounds neat. 959 01:08:19,746 --> 01:08:23,748 - Is driving a UFO a good job? - Oh, yes. 960 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:26,584 - Do you own your own home or do you rent? 961 01:08:26,586 --> 01:08:28,386 No water. Come look. 962 01:08:30,322 --> 01:08:32,523 963 01:09:36,522 --> 01:09:38,056 Hi, guys. 964 01:09:38,058 --> 01:09:39,824 Hope instant decaf is okay. 965 01:09:39,826 --> 01:09:41,592 Breakfast is on the way. 966 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,795 I'm making pancakes from scratch. 967 01:09:43,797 --> 01:09:46,464 Yeah. Valerie, uh… 968 01:09:46,466 --> 01:09:48,599 we can go home now. 969 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:51,002 Oh. 970 01:09:51,004 --> 01:09:53,738 Gee… that's great. 971 01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:59,744 Wow. I didn't think it would be so soon. 972 01:09:59,746 --> 01:10:02,513 Yeah. 973 01:10:02,515 --> 01:10:04,782 That's, uh, that's really good. 974 01:10:06,719 --> 01:10:10,521 Yeah. Uh, Valerie… 975 01:10:10,523 --> 01:10:15,526 - - Well, I better go get that. 976 01:10:15,528 --> 01:10:16,961 WOODY: Pool man! 977 01:10:18,764 --> 01:10:20,832 Hey, dudes, what's happening? 978 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:24,769 - Woody. - Woody. 979 01:10:24,771 --> 01:10:26,804 What is this? 980 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,440 - A spaceship? - Spaceship? 981 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,846 - No way, Jose, Woody. - No. 982 01:10:34,848 --> 01:10:36,781 - What is it, then? - A car. 983 01:10:36,783 --> 01:10:39,684 Oh! That's why she wanted me to drain it. 984 01:10:39,686 --> 01:10:41,919 She drove her car into the pool. 985 01:10:41,921 --> 01:10:44,756 I'm always doing that. 986 01:10:44,758 --> 01:10:47,158 Pretty rad car, though. Where is it made? 987 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,026 Finland. 988 01:10:49,028 --> 01:10:50,461 - Finland. - Finland. 989 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:52,597 Oh, I heard of that. 990 01:10:52,599 --> 01:10:56,467 Ted, bringing that girl here was inexcusable, 991 01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:59,437 but now that I've slept on it, 992 01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:00,905 I could probably forgive you, 993 01:11:00,907 --> 01:11:03,074 but what about calling off the wedding? 994 01:11:03,076 --> 01:11:05,610 Sweetheart, I didn't mean that. 995 01:11:05,612 --> 01:11:08,646 Marrying you is the most important thing in the world right now. 996 01:11:08,648 --> 01:11:11,649 I need you to take care of me. 997 01:11:11,651 --> 01:11:15,653 And I promise, I won't so much as look at another woman, so long as I live. 998 01:11:15,655 --> 01:11:20,057 Well, unless, of course, I'm giving her a physical examination. 999 01:11:20,059 --> 01:11:21,759 Well, I hope not. 1000 01:11:21,761 --> 01:11:25,430 A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. 1001 01:11:25,432 --> 01:11:27,999 You can break it and you can glue it back together, 1002 01:11:28,001 --> 01:11:30,134 but it's not gonna be as strong as it was 1003 01:11:30,136 --> 01:11:33,538 unless the person is really committed and not bringing home nurses. 1004 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:36,674 Whoa, you should've seen me today, man. 1005 01:11:36,676 --> 01:11:39,677 Nothing but radical rips all the way in. 1006 01:11:39,679 --> 01:11:42,213 You want some slushy? 1007 01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:46,117 Yeah, I was barely off my board and the wahines are all over me. 1008 01:11:46,119 --> 01:11:48,619 Ew! Wahines! 1009 01:11:48,621 --> 01:11:52,190 Wahines. You know, girls. 1010 01:11:52,192 --> 01:11:55,126 - Girls? - You know girls? 1011 01:11:55,128 --> 01:11:57,495 Does the Woodburger know girls? 1012 01:11:57,497 --> 01:12:01,032 Pinocchio got a wooden butt? 1013 01:12:01,034 --> 01:12:04,635 I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks just like that. 1014 01:12:04,637 --> 01:12:07,805 - Don't believe me? - Like that. 1015 01:12:07,807 --> 01:12:11,709 Come on. Let's hit the beach. Ride the wild bikinis! 1016 01:12:13,145 --> 01:12:15,012 - We go get Candy? - Yeah. 1017 01:12:15,014 --> 01:12:17,815 Candy, gum, beer nuts, anything you want. 1018 01:12:17,817 --> 01:12:20,184 Twizzlers. I got some Milk Duds. 1019 01:12:20,186 --> 01:12:22,186 You oughta lay off coffee, though, man. 1020 01:12:22,188 --> 01:12:23,821 It'll kill you in a day. 1021 01:12:23,823 --> 01:12:25,490 I know where I'm gonna take you. 1022 01:12:25,492 --> 01:12:27,658 I'm gonna take you to Zuma Beach. 1023 01:12:27,660 --> 01:12:31,629 I need surprises. I need romance. 1024 01:12:31,631 --> 01:12:33,564 I mean, how long has it been since you said 1025 01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:36,734 I love you, I need you, 1026 01:12:36,736 --> 01:12:39,003 I'm crazy about you? 1027 01:12:41,273 --> 01:12:42,940 Well, Ted? 1028 01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,009 Get in the car, will you? 1029 01:12:45,011 --> 01:12:48,045 Wiploc. Zeebo. 1030 01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:54,886 Zeebo going to Zuma Beach! 1031 01:12:56,256 --> 01:12:59,056 Zeebo! Wiploc! 1032 01:12:59,058 --> 01:13:02,660 Hey, dudes. I just remembered something. 1033 01:13:02,662 --> 01:13:05,796 What was it? Oh, yeah. At the beach today, 1034 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:08,933 - they're having a blond-of-the-month contest. - Blond? 1035 01:13:08,935 --> 01:13:13,304 Yeah, you know, blonde beach bunnies. California's finest. 1036 01:13:27,886 --> 01:13:30,888 ♪ Because I'm blond ♪ ♪ I don't have to think ♪ 1037 01:13:30,890 --> 01:13:33,791 ♪ I talk like a baby ♪ ♪ and I never pay for drinks ♪ 1038 01:13:33,793 --> 01:13:36,661 ♪ Don't have to worry ♪ ♪ about getting a man ♪ 1039 01:13:36,663 --> 01:13:39,096 ♪ If I keep this blond ♪ ♪ and I keep these tanned ♪ 1040 01:13:39,098 --> 01:13:41,966 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1041 01:13:41,968 --> 01:13:44,735 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1042 01:13:44,737 --> 01:13:47,939 ♪ I see people working, ♪ ♪ it just makes me giggle ♪ 1043 01:13:47,941 --> 01:13:50,841 ♪ 'Cause I don't have to work, ♪ ♪ I just have to jiggle ♪ 1044 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:53,311 ♪ 'Cause I'm blond, ♪ ♪ b-l-o-n-d ♪ 1045 01:13:53,313 --> 01:13:56,213 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ don't you wish you were me? ♪ 1046 01:13:56,215 --> 01:13:59,116 ♪ I never learned to read ♪ ♪ and I never learned to cook ♪ 1047 01:13:59,118 --> 01:14:02,186 ♪ Why should I bother ♪ ♪ when I look like I look? ♪ 1048 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:04,689 ♪ I know lots of people ♪ ♪ are smarter than me ♪ 1049 01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:08,759 ♪ But I have this ♪ ♪ philosophy… so what? ♪ 1050 01:14:10,796 --> 01:14:13,664 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1051 01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:16,601 ♪ I see girls without dates ♪ ♪ and I feel so sorry for them ♪ 1052 01:14:16,603 --> 01:14:19,203 ♪ 'Cause whenever I'm around ♪ ♪ all the men ignore them ♪ 1053 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:21,872 ♪ 'Cause I'm blond, ♪ ♪ nyah, nyah, nyah ♪ 1054 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,209 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ nyah, nyah, nyah ♪ 1055 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,945 ♪ They say to make it ♪ ♪ you need talent and ambition ♪ 1056 01:14:27,947 --> 01:14:31,616 ♪ Well, I got a TV show ♪ ♪ and this was my audition ♪ 1057 01:14:31,618 --> 01:14:34,018 Um, okay, what was it? Okay, don't tell me. 1058 01:14:34,020 --> 01:14:36,153 Oh, yeah, okay. "Duck, Magnum, duck!" 1059 01:14:36,155 --> 01:14:39,223 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1060 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:42,760 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1061 01:14:42,762 --> 01:14:45,229 ♪ I took an IQ test, ♪ ♪ and I flunked it, of course ♪ 1062 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,798 ♪ I can't spell "VW," ♪ ♪ but I got a Porsche ♪ 1063 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,134 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ b-l-o-n-d ♪ 1064 01:14:50,136 --> 01:14:53,704 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond ♪ ♪ don't you wish you were me? ♪ 1065 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:56,807 I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August 1066 01:14:56,809 --> 01:14:59,410 is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. 1067 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,046 Right now, I'm a freshman in my fourth year at U.C.L.A. 1068 01:15:02,048 --> 01:15:05,082 But my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children. 1069 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:07,785 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1070 01:15:07,787 --> 01:15:10,988 ♪ 'Cause we're a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1071 01:15:10,990 --> 01:15:13,858 ♪ Girls think I'm snotty ♪ ♪ and maybe it's true ♪ 1072 01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:16,661 ♪ With my hair and body ♪ ♪ you would be, too ♪ 1073 01:15:16,663 --> 01:15:19,430 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ b-l… I don't know ♪ 1074 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:21,999 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1075 01:15:22,001 --> 01:15:25,069 ♪ Yes, I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1076 01:15:25,071 --> 01:15:27,838 ♪ 'Cause I'm a blond, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 1077 01:15:32,444 --> 01:15:35,813 1078 01:15:35,815 --> 01:15:38,049 Hey, dudes. 1079 01:15:38,051 --> 01:15:39,850 Dudes, come on. Snap out of it. 1080 01:15:39,852 --> 01:15:41,819 - We're making a pit stop. - Pit stop? 1081 01:15:51,863 --> 01:15:55,466 - Bang! Bang! - Hello, Opie. 1082 01:15:57,803 --> 01:15:59,804 Bryan, come on over here! 1083 01:15:59,806 --> 01:16:01,839 Will you get in this car right now? 1084 01:16:01,841 --> 01:16:04,842 Mom, he's got my gun! 1085 01:16:04,844 --> 01:16:07,478 How many times have I told you not to tell fibs like that! 1086 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,981 Hey, leave home, kid! 1087 01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:14,919 Hey, dudes! Listen. Since I'm springing for the gas, 1088 01:16:14,921 --> 01:16:17,488 why don't you go pick up some brews and some sandwich stuff. 1089 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:20,458 BOTH: Some brews and some sandwich stuff. 1090 01:16:20,460 --> 01:16:23,461 Yeah, you know, like, bread and junk. Okay, dudes? 1091 01:16:23,463 --> 01:16:26,964 - Okay, dude. 1092 01:16:26,966 --> 01:16:29,066 Bread and junk. 1093 01:16:33,438 --> 01:16:36,140 - Give us bread. - We need junk. 1094 01:16:36,142 --> 01:16:38,976 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. I just work here. 1095 01:16:38,978 --> 01:16:42,947 I'm an American. There. Take it. 1096 01:16:42,949 --> 01:16:44,248 - - Take it all. 1097 01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:49,820 - Where is Candy? - Candy? Oh! 1098 01:16:49,822 --> 01:16:51,355 Right here. Take as much as you want. 1099 01:16:56,228 --> 01:16:58,929 - Thank you. - Thank you too much. 1100 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:13,444 Hey, troops! Had to drain the lizard! 1101 01:17:13,446 --> 01:17:15,412 Be right with you. 1102 01:17:19,017 --> 01:17:20,885 Hey, what do I owe you, dude? 1103 01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:22,319 - Get down! - What? 1104 01:17:22,321 --> 01:17:24,188 Get down! 1105 01:17:26,191 --> 01:17:29,226 I was just held up. They're still out there. They got guns! 1106 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:32,797 Guns? My buddies are out there. 1107 01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:51,382 - Where are they, man? - In that green pile of junk. 1108 01:17:56,388 --> 01:17:59,356 Excuse me. Could you back up? 1109 01:17:59,358 --> 01:18:01,592 I need to get some unleaded. 1110 01:18:05,197 --> 01:18:07,598 - Back up. Back up. - Back up. Back up. 1111 01:18:20,979 --> 01:18:23,480 - That's my wagon! - Back up. 1112 01:18:23,482 --> 01:18:27,017 - ♪ Cosmic, cosmic - 1113 01:18:27,019 --> 01:18:29,553 ♪ I was having this ♪ ♪ out-of-body experience ♪ 1114 01:18:29,555 --> 01:18:31,989 ♪ Of all these cosmic things ♪ 1115 01:18:31,991 --> 01:18:34,191 ♪ Everywhere, ♪ ♪ I went up there ♪ 1116 01:18:34,193 --> 01:18:36,527 ♪ They were shakin' ♪ ♪ their cosmic things ♪ 1117 01:18:36,529 --> 01:18:38,896 ♪ Like someone gave you ♪ ♪ a wild goose ♪ 1118 01:18:38,898 --> 01:18:40,998 ♪ Or a freight train ♪ ♪ with a loose caboose ♪ 1119 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,868 - ♪ You better shake your ♪ - ♪ Honey buns ♪ 1120 01:18:43,870 --> 01:18:45,536 ♪ Shake your honey buns… ♪ 1121 01:18:45,538 --> 01:18:48,505 We are party Martians! We are MTV scum! 1122 01:18:48,507 --> 01:18:51,008 - ♪ Shake it till the better melts ♪ - ♪ Shake it ♪ 1123 01:18:51,010 --> 01:18:53,177 ♪ Shake that cosmic thing ♪ 1124 01:18:53,179 --> 01:18:55,246 ♪ Shake that thing, ♪ ♪ shake it ♪ 1125 01:18:55,248 --> 01:18:57,915 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1126 01:18:57,917 --> 01:19:00,184 ♪ Shake that thing ♪ ♪ all night long ♪ 1127 01:19:00,186 --> 01:19:02,386 ♪ Shake it fast, ♪ ♪ you can't go wrong ♪ 1128 01:19:02,388 --> 01:19:05,022 ♪ Don't let it rest ♪ ♪ on the president's desk ♪ 1129 01:19:05,024 --> 01:19:07,157 ♪ Rock the house ♪ 1130 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:08,592 ♪ Cosmic ♪ 1131 01:19:08,594 --> 01:19:11,662 - ♪ Woo, cosmic ♪ - 1132 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,098 ♪ Cosmic, woo ♪ 1133 01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:18,068 - Hey! That looks great! - ♪ Cosmic, woo ♪ 1134 01:19:18,070 --> 01:19:19,470 - ♪Shake it ♪ - ♪Cosmic. ♪ 1135 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,941 Hey, guys! 1136 01:19:23,943 --> 01:19:25,676 Brunch is ready. Come and get it. 1137 01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:28,045 1138 01:19:28,047 --> 01:19:31,115 Hey, Valerie. It's Woody. What's shaking? 1139 01:19:31,117 --> 01:19:33,384 - Hi, Woody. - Listen, you know your friends… 1140 01:19:33,386 --> 01:19:35,519 those Finland guys? 1141 01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:38,555 - I was taking them to the beach… - What? They're gone? 1142 01:19:38,557 --> 01:19:41,125 - They're with you? - No. They were. 1143 01:19:41,127 --> 01:19:44,228 I guess they kind of robbed the mini mart when I wasn't lookin' 1144 01:19:44,230 --> 01:19:46,263 and then they totaled the gas station 1145 01:19:46,265 --> 01:19:48,599 and then they ripped off my van! It was a trip. 1146 01:19:48,601 --> 01:19:50,401 I don't believe this! Where are you? 1147 01:19:50,403 --> 01:19:53,103 I'm at the mini mart down the street. 1148 01:19:53,105 --> 01:19:56,173 - Toys 'R' Us. - That's it? 1149 01:19:56,175 --> 01:20:00,077 - You seen Zeebo and Wiploc? - I got water in this one, man. I can't hear ya. 1150 01:20:00,079 --> 01:20:02,212 I think that might be one of them now. 1151 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,548 - Are you sure? - Not really. 1152 01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:07,117 Good enough for me. 1153 01:20:07,119 --> 01:20:10,287 So look… 1154 01:20:10,289 --> 01:20:12,489 What's going on? Woody! 1155 01:20:12,491 --> 01:20:15,059 What's happening? 1156 01:20:15,061 --> 01:20:18,162 - I gotta go now, Valerie. I'm gettin' my butt kicked. - Woody! 1157 01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:27,338 - ♪ Well, if you plan to motor West ♪ 1158 01:20:29,374 --> 01:20:31,275 ♪ Travel my way ♪ 1159 01:20:31,277 --> 01:20:34,445 ♪ Take a highway, ♪ ♪ that's the best ♪ 1160 01:20:36,348 --> 01:20:38,315 ♪ And get your kicks ♪ 1161 01:20:38,317 --> 01:20:42,319 ♪ On Route 66 ♪ 1162 01:20:44,123 --> 01:20:48,592 ♪ Well, it winds ♪ ♪ from Chicago to L.A. ♪ 1163 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:54,331 - ♪ More than 2,000 miles ♪ - 1164 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:56,300 - ♪ All the way ♪ - 1165 01:20:58,069 --> 01:21:00,170 ♪ Get your kicks ♪ 1166 01:21:00,172 --> 01:21:03,574 ♪ On Route 66 ♪ 1167 01:21:03,576 --> 01:21:05,709 Wiploc! 1168 01:21:05,711 --> 01:21:07,678 ♪ Well, it goes to St. Louis ♪ 1169 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:10,047 - ♪ Down to Missouri ♪ - 1170 01:21:10,049 --> 01:21:13,183 - ♪ Oklahoma City, it's oh, so pretty ♪ 1171 01:21:13,185 --> 01:21:14,485 ♪ You'll see ♪ 1172 01:21:14,487 --> 01:21:17,121 ♪ Amarillo ♪ 1173 01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:20,424 ♪ Gallup, New Mexico ♪ 1174 01:21:20,426 --> 01:21:23,694 ♪ Flagstaff, Arizona, ♪ ♪ don't forget Winona ♪ 1175 01:21:23,696 --> 01:21:27,464 ♪ Kingman, Barstow, ♪ ♪ San Bernadino ♪ 1176 01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:32,336 - ♪ Won't you get hip to this timely tip? ♪ 1177 01:21:32,338 --> 01:21:34,271 1178 01:21:34,273 --> 01:21:39,710 ♪ And you'll take ♪ ♪ that California trip ♪ 1179 01:21:41,413 --> 01:21:46,517 ♪ Get your kicks ♪ ♪ on Route 66. ♪ 1180 01:21:46,519 --> 01:21:49,420 1181 01:21:57,262 --> 01:21:59,129 You have the right to remain silent. 1182 01:21:59,131 --> 01:22:01,565 Anything you say can and will be used… 1183 01:22:01,567 --> 01:22:03,600 Hey. 1184 01:22:03,602 --> 01:22:05,769 Jail isn't so bad. 1185 01:22:05,771 --> 01:22:07,738 It's where I learned how to surf. 1186 01:22:09,207 --> 01:22:11,742 He's dead meat. You hang 10 now. 1187 01:22:11,744 --> 01:22:13,710 Come on, you guys. You've gotta believe me. 1188 01:22:13,712 --> 01:22:16,413 - This is all a misunderstanding. - Sorry, lady. 1189 01:22:16,415 --> 01:22:18,782 - Well, arrest me, too, then. - Yeah, arrest her. 1190 01:22:18,784 --> 01:22:21,251 - She's a nice lady. - Stay out of this, flipper. 1191 01:22:21,253 --> 01:22:23,220 OFFICER: We can't. You didn't do anything. 1192 01:22:26,691 --> 01:22:31,395 - Hey, lady! Don't do that! - Yeah, go for it! 1193 01:22:31,397 --> 01:22:35,365 MAN: This Paramedic unit 104. We picked up two victims at Donut Land. 1194 01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:38,202 They fit the description of the suspects in the mini mart robbery. 1195 01:22:38,204 --> 01:22:40,437 We're taking them to Our Lady of the Valley Hospital. 1196 01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:42,439 10-13. Copy. 1197 01:22:42,441 --> 01:22:44,308 That's Ted's hospital. 1198 01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:46,610 We have to get there before anybody finds out who they are. 1199 01:22:46,612 --> 01:22:50,614 Joe, take us to hospital, please. 1200 01:22:50,616 --> 01:22:54,585 Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer. 1201 01:22:54,587 --> 01:22:57,654 We go to slammer first. 1202 01:22:57,656 --> 01:23:01,825 Listen, give them that love touch and then they'll come on to me. 1203 01:23:01,827 --> 01:23:04,628 They'll be putty in my hands. 1204 01:23:04,630 --> 01:23:06,563 You want sex with Joe and Mike? 1205 01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:10,667 No, no. Just so we can get away. Do it, do it. 1206 01:23:10,669 --> 01:23:13,237 You'll see. 1207 01:23:19,344 --> 01:23:21,378 Hey! 1208 01:23:21,380 --> 01:23:23,347 How about those Lakers, huh? 1209 01:23:25,850 --> 01:23:28,919 What about those incredible eyes of yours? 1210 01:23:30,355 --> 01:23:31,889 What? 1211 01:23:31,891 --> 01:23:36,226 They're just this far from Liz Taylor violet. 1212 01:23:45,403 --> 01:23:47,804 Oh, Michael! 1213 01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:52,242 Joseph. 1214 01:23:53,478 --> 01:23:55,512 Two new patients in emergency… 1215 01:23:55,514 --> 01:23:57,648 Dr. Love. 1216 01:23:59,951 --> 01:24:03,420 ♪ It's the summer ♪ ♪ of love, love, love ♪ 1217 01:24:03,422 --> 01:24:06,757 ♪ I'm in love ♪ ♪ with the love, love, love ♪ 1218 01:24:06,759 --> 01:24:10,794 ♪ Everyone transcends here ♪ 1219 01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:13,931 ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪ 1220 01:24:13,933 --> 01:24:15,666 ♪ Boy… ♪ 1221 01:24:15,668 --> 01:24:18,936 Well, bye, you guys. Thanks for the lift. 1222 01:24:18,938 --> 01:24:21,505 - I hope things work out. - BOTH: Bye. 1223 01:24:21,507 --> 01:24:23,740 - Happy house hunting. - Ciao. 1224 01:24:23,742 --> 01:24:25,776 Thank you very much. 1225 01:24:25,778 --> 01:24:27,744 - Oh, they're such a nice couple. - I know. 1226 01:24:27,746 --> 01:24:29,379 - Oh, they really are. - Let's go shake somebody down. 1227 01:24:29,381 --> 01:24:30,547 BOTH: Bye. 1228 01:24:30,549 --> 01:24:34,618 Totally cool time. 1229 01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:37,688 Ridin' cool rips all the way in. 1230 01:24:39,424 --> 01:24:41,959 Great, you two. 1231 01:24:41,961 --> 01:24:44,428 - Hi, Dr. Dude. - All right, boys. 1232 01:24:44,430 --> 01:24:46,797 - The party's over. Settle down. - Take us to Valerie's house, please. 1233 01:24:46,799 --> 01:24:48,799 We'd like to go to Valerie's house. 1234 01:24:48,801 --> 01:24:51,301 You're not setting foot in my house again. Just lie down. 1235 01:24:53,605 --> 01:24:56,707 Excuse me. We're looking for two patients who were just admitted. 1236 01:24:56,709 --> 01:24:59,409 That's kind of a nasty bump. 1237 01:24:59,411 --> 01:25:01,945 - Does this hurt when I do this? 1238 01:25:01,947 --> 01:25:03,747 Good. 1239 01:25:03,749 --> 01:25:06,316 Let's just have a listen here, shall we? 1240 01:25:06,318 --> 01:25:08,285 Surf's up. Surf's up. 1241 01:25:08,287 --> 01:25:10,254 Leave it alone. 1242 01:25:11,522 --> 01:25:14,291 - Breathe. - 1243 01:25:14,293 --> 01:25:17,594 Again. 1244 01:25:17,596 --> 01:25:19,963 Wait a second. Breathe. 1245 01:25:19,965 --> 01:25:22,933 - Breathe, breathe. - Shh. 1246 01:25:25,003 --> 01:25:27,504 It's incredible. 1247 01:25:27,506 --> 01:25:30,274 It's amazing. 1248 01:25:30,276 --> 01:25:32,943 You each have two heartbeats. 1249 01:25:32,945 --> 01:25:35,612 Wiploc and Zeebo? 1250 01:25:35,614 --> 01:25:37,414 What are their last names? 1251 01:25:37,416 --> 01:25:39,383 They don't have last names. 1252 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:41,818 They're performers, you know, like Cher. 1253 01:25:41,820 --> 01:25:44,054 Oh! 1254 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,456 Yes. They're in the emergency room 1255 01:25:46,458 --> 01:25:48,759 being examined by Dr. Gallagher. 1256 01:25:48,761 --> 01:25:50,727 Oh! He'll dissect them. 1257 01:25:52,864 --> 01:25:56,466 You can't go in there. Medical personnel only. 1258 01:25:56,468 --> 01:25:58,302 We've got to get in there. 1259 01:26:00,505 --> 01:26:02,406 I have an idea, 1260 01:26:02,408 --> 01:26:06,043 but it means doing something terrible to an innocent person. 1261 01:26:06,045 --> 01:26:07,377 Let's do it. 1262 01:26:11,816 --> 01:26:14,718 - Which floor? - Two, please. 1263 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:17,788 I think I'm gonna enjoy this. 1264 01:26:21,726 --> 01:26:23,760 Feel this? It's a gun. 1265 01:26:23,762 --> 01:26:25,629 - What are you doing? - Shut up and start walking. 1266 01:26:25,631 --> 01:26:28,999 Come on. Come in here. 1267 01:26:31,002 --> 01:26:34,738 - Help. She's got a gun. - Take off your uniform. 1268 01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:38,108 - What? - Take it off! Quick! 1269 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:41,645 - I know you. You're Ted's girlfriend. - Strip. 1270 01:26:41,647 --> 01:26:44,348 Oh, look. I don't want any part of you or Ted 1271 01:26:44,350 --> 01:26:47,451 - or your kinky sex trips. - I said strip! 1272 01:26:47,453 --> 01:26:49,419 She said strip. 1273 01:26:52,824 --> 01:26:55,992 - The call button. Push the call button. - Nuh-uh. 1274 01:26:55,994 --> 01:26:58,061 You'll go to prison for this. 1275 01:26:58,063 --> 01:27:02,132 - Excuse me. - For molesting me, for having a gun… 1276 01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:04,034 Well, I don't have a real gun. 1277 01:27:12,677 --> 01:27:15,712 - Your heart… - Excuse me, Doctor. 1278 01:27:15,714 --> 01:27:17,881 This doctor's here to pick up these patients. 1279 01:27:17,883 --> 01:27:19,816 Oh, no, no, no, no. These guys aren't going anywhere. 1280 01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:22,919 I'm admitting them both for observation under my care. 1281 01:27:22,921 --> 01:27:25,689 - They seem okay to me, Doctor. - Nurse, why don't you listen 1282 01:27:25,691 --> 01:27:27,657 to their hearts, and tell me what you hear. 1283 01:27:28,993 --> 01:27:31,828 ♪ Cover of ♪ ♪ "Time" Magazine ♪ 1284 01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:34,464 ♪ Man of the year ♪ 1285 01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:37,033 ♪ Yes, I'll be rich and famous, ♪ ♪ money, money, money, money. ♪ 1286 01:27:37,035 --> 01:27:39,503 - I'll be on "The Today Show." - Shh, Zeebo, it's me. 1287 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:42,139 - Invitation to the White House. - He sounds perfectly normal to me, Doctor. 1288 01:27:42,141 --> 01:27:43,940 Oh, no, no. That's impossible. 1289 01:27:43,942 --> 01:27:46,877 They each have two distinct heartbeats. 1290 01:27:46,879 --> 01:27:48,812 Try me, Doctor. 1291 01:27:48,814 --> 01:27:50,781 Yes. Yes, I could try you. 1292 01:27:58,022 --> 01:28:00,924 Oh, my God! You, too. 1293 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:04,194 1294 01:28:08,599 --> 01:28:10,167 It's my beeper! 1295 01:28:10,169 --> 01:28:12,836 No, no, no. My beeper's never done this before. 1296 01:28:12,838 --> 01:28:15,572 - - Could you get the phone, Doctor? 1297 01:28:15,574 --> 01:28:17,040 What phone, doctor? 1298 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:20,977 Hello? 1299 01:28:20,979 --> 01:28:23,447 Doctor, I'm afraid you must be hearing things. 1300 01:28:23,449 --> 01:28:25,449 1301 01:28:25,451 --> 01:28:28,618 - 1302 01:28:30,588 --> 01:28:32,556 Is there something wrong, Doctor? 1303 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,724 Oh, hello, Doctor. Should I call you a doctor, Doctor? 1304 01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:37,694 No! Please, just make it stop! 1305 01:28:37,696 --> 01:28:40,163 - I can't stand it. - 1306 01:28:51,976 --> 01:28:55,679 You guys, you came this close to being a science project. 1307 01:28:55,681 --> 01:28:57,647 Come on. 1308 01:28:57,649 --> 01:28:59,649 Ted's car! Follow me. 1309 01:29:03,621 --> 01:29:05,121 Quick! Get in quick! 1310 01:29:05,123 --> 01:29:07,757 Oh! Oh, God! Here comes Ted! 1311 01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,726 Hide! Get down and hide. 1312 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:17,100 Valerie? Sweetheart, I'm so glad to see you. 1313 01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:20,504 Can we go home? These last two days have been hell. 1314 01:29:20,506 --> 01:29:24,908 It's effecting my work. Sweetheart, I actually think I've been hearing things. 1315 01:29:24,910 --> 01:29:27,110 - No. - Oh, Val, could you drive? 1316 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,580 - Please, Valerie. - Okay, Ted. Here. 1317 01:29:30,582 --> 01:29:33,016 - Get in, honey. - I'm so exhausted. 1318 01:29:35,219 --> 01:29:37,087 TED: You know, I thought a lot about what you said 1319 01:29:37,089 --> 01:29:39,189 and I've decided to do something impulsive. 1320 01:29:39,191 --> 01:29:41,291 Let's go to Vegas tonight and get married. 1321 01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:43,293 Tonight? 1322 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:46,196 Well, wait a minute. What about the church and my dress and everything? 1323 01:29:46,198 --> 01:29:49,599 We can do the big church wedding later. Just like you planned. 1324 01:29:50,668 --> 01:29:53,303 Well… what do you say? 1325 01:29:53,305 --> 01:29:56,306 Well, I don't know. I'm just so surprised. 1326 01:29:56,308 --> 01:30:00,143 Come on. You wanted surprises. 1327 01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:02,612 Ted. 1328 01:30:02,614 --> 01:30:04,581 1329 01:30:24,168 --> 01:30:27,137 You gotta bring that one-piece night thing, 1330 01:30:27,139 --> 01:30:30,073 that, uh, corset that looks like underwear. 1331 01:30:39,884 --> 01:30:43,219 What is it now? Something old… 1332 01:30:43,221 --> 01:30:46,122 oh! These pantyhose are old. 1333 01:30:46,124 --> 01:30:48,224 Something new. 1334 01:30:48,226 --> 01:30:50,093 This veil is new. 1335 01:30:52,096 --> 01:30:54,064 Dr. Tushman, please. 1336 01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:57,601 Barbara, Ted here. 1337 01:30:57,603 --> 01:31:00,270 Listen, uh, I need a really big favor. 1338 01:31:00,272 --> 01:31:03,373 I want you to cover my shift at the hospital tomorrow. 1339 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:07,177 I'm going to Vegas. 1340 01:31:07,179 --> 01:31:09,679 Well, I'm gonna… lose a little money, 1341 01:31:09,681 --> 01:31:13,717 take in a show, and… get married. 1342 01:31:13,719 --> 01:31:17,721 Barbara. Barbara… 1343 01:31:17,723 --> 01:31:19,823 Look, just because I'm getting married 1344 01:31:19,825 --> 01:31:21,992 doesn't mean we can't date, all right? 1345 01:31:21,994 --> 01:31:23,960 What? 1346 01:31:36,007 --> 01:31:38,708 ZEEBO: Valerie. 1347 01:31:38,710 --> 01:31:40,677 - Good-bye. - Bye. 1348 01:31:40,679 --> 01:31:44,080 Nice planet you have here. Give Tonya my number. 1349 01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,284 Take care, Zeebo. 1350 01:31:48,286 --> 01:31:49,953 Aw, Wiploc. 1351 01:31:49,955 --> 01:31:52,155 I think I'll miss you least of all. 1352 01:31:52,157 --> 01:31:54,124 You got lip lock for Wiploc? 1353 01:31:56,861 --> 01:31:58,828 MAC: Valerie… 1354 01:31:58,830 --> 01:32:01,865 I don't know the words. 1355 01:32:01,867 --> 01:32:03,867 Oh, Mac. 1356 01:32:03,869 --> 01:32:05,769 I'm gonna miss you so much. 1357 01:32:05,771 --> 01:32:08,071 I'll miss you, too. 1358 01:32:08,073 --> 01:32:11,141 Sweetheart, I booked the Cave Man Suite at Cupid's Lodge. 1359 01:32:16,247 --> 01:32:19,749 What the hell is this? 1360 01:32:19,751 --> 01:32:21,951 Okay, Ted, they're not a band. 1361 01:32:21,953 --> 01:32:24,421 - They're from another planet. - What? 1362 01:32:24,423 --> 01:32:26,956 Go back in the house. I'll be in in a second. 1363 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,426 Oh, my God! They're aliens. 1364 01:32:29,428 --> 01:32:31,761 Aliens! All right, Val. I Got you covered. 1365 01:32:31,763 --> 01:32:34,698 It's okay. Ted. Ted. 1366 01:32:34,700 --> 01:32:36,700 It's okay. 1367 01:32:36,702 --> 01:32:38,468 You're contaminated. 1368 01:32:40,304 --> 01:32:42,305 - I… I have to go now. - Ted! 1369 01:32:42,307 --> 01:32:44,040 - I'll call the police. - Ted, come on. 1370 01:32:44,042 --> 01:32:46,009 - I gotta go. - Stop it. 1371 01:32:53,751 --> 01:32:55,819 Good-bye, Valerie. 1372 01:33:14,071 --> 01:33:18,007 Mac! It didn't work! 1373 01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:22,746 Mac! I have to tell you something. 1374 01:33:22,748 --> 01:33:25,815 I love you! Take me with you! 1375 01:33:25,817 --> 01:33:28,918 - To Jhazalla? - Anyplace! 1376 01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:30,987 I am Mr. Right? 1377 01:33:30,989 --> 01:33:33,256 Yes! Yes! 1378 01:33:39,130 --> 01:33:41,531 Well, uh… good-bye, Ted. 1379 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,100 Um, I guess it wasn't meant to be, 1380 01:33:44,102 --> 01:33:46,803 but, uh, I really want to thank you 1381 01:33:46,805 --> 01:33:51,441 for, um… thanks for the, uh… 1382 01:33:51,443 --> 01:33:53,409 good-bye, Ted. 1383 01:33:59,383 --> 01:34:01,351 Mac! 1384 01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:18,868 Mac! 1385 01:34:18,870 --> 01:34:22,105 Wait, you guys! You can't leave without Margaritas! 1386 01:34:30,047 --> 01:34:32,248 Valerie, what are you doing? 1387 01:34:34,151 --> 01:34:36,152 Good-bye, Candy. I'll miss you. 1388 01:34:36,154 --> 01:34:40,924 Well, good luck, Val. Call me. 1389 01:34:46,831 --> 01:34:48,398 Happy trails. 1390 01:34:50,467 --> 01:34:53,603 - Bambi, I never knew. 1391 01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:55,572 Wait! 1392 01:35:01,545 --> 01:35:04,247 Hey! 1393 01:35:04,249 --> 01:35:06,950 Give my love to Finland! 1394 01:35:47,925 --> 01:35:52,095 - ♪ People all over the world ♪ - ♪ Join hands ♪ 1395 01:35:52,097 --> 01:35:55,632 ♪ Start a love train, ♪ ♪ love train ♪ 1396 01:35:55,634 --> 01:35:57,500 ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1397 01:35:57,502 --> 01:35:59,903 ♪ All over the world, ♪ ♪ join hands ♪ 1398 01:35:59,905 --> 01:36:01,971 ♪ Start a love train ♪ 1399 01:36:01,973 --> 01:36:04,340 ♪ Love train, love train ♪ 1400 01:36:04,342 --> 01:36:07,343 ♪ First stop that we'll make ♪ 1401 01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:10,113 ♪ Will be England ♪ 1402 01:36:12,082 --> 01:36:14,284 ♪ Tell all the folks ♪ ♪ in Russia ♪ 1403 01:36:14,286 --> 01:36:16,452 ♪ And China, too ♪ 1404 01:36:16,454 --> 01:36:19,055 ♪ Get on board ♪ 1405 01:36:19,057 --> 01:36:22,125 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 1406 01:36:22,127 --> 01:36:24,160 ♪ It's time to get on board ♪ 1407 01:36:24,162 --> 01:36:26,296 ♪ Time to get on board ♪ 1408 01:36:26,298 --> 01:36:30,133 ♪ Let the train ♪ ♪ keep on ridin' ♪ 1409 01:36:30,135 --> 01:36:32,302 ♪ Ridin' on through ♪ 1410 01:36:32,304 --> 01:36:35,305 ♪ Ridin' on through ♪ 1411 01:36:35,307 --> 01:36:37,373 ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1412 01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:39,609 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Join your hands ♪ 1413 01:36:39,611 --> 01:36:41,611 - ♪ And start a love train ♪ - ♪ And start a love train ♪ 1414 01:36:41,613 --> 01:36:45,348 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1415 01:36:45,350 --> 01:36:47,617 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Everybody ♪ 1416 01:36:47,619 --> 01:36:49,986 - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ 1417 01:36:49,988 --> 01:36:54,123 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ All of you brothers ♪ 1418 01:36:54,125 --> 01:36:58,127 - ♪ Over in Africa ♪ - ♪ Come on now, people ♪ 1419 01:36:58,129 --> 01:37:01,164 ♪ Tell all the folks ♪ ♪ in Egypt ♪ 1420 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:05,668 ♪ And Israel, too ♪ 1421 01:37:05,670 --> 01:37:10,073 ♪ Please don't miss ♪ ♪ this train ♪ 1422 01:37:10,075 --> 01:37:13,176 ♪ At the station ♪ 1423 01:37:13,178 --> 01:37:15,411 - ♪ 'Cause if you miss it ♪ - ♪ Miss it ♪ 1424 01:37:15,413 --> 01:37:22,118 ♪ I feel sorry, ♪ ♪ sorry for you ♪ 1425 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:24,654 ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1426 01:37:24,656 --> 01:37:26,656 ♪ Join hands ♪ 1427 01:37:26,658 --> 01:37:29,692 ♪ Start a love train, ♪ ♪ love train ♪ 1428 01:37:29,694 --> 01:37:32,095 - ♪ Start a love train ♪ - ♪ People of the world ♪ 1429 01:37:32,097 --> 01:37:34,630 - ♪ This doesn't matter ♪ - ♪ Join hands ♪ 1430 01:37:34,632 --> 01:37:36,766 - ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ 1431 01:37:36,768 --> 01:37:41,004 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ Get on board ♪ 1432 01:37:51,415 --> 01:37:54,217 ♪ Well, yeah ♪ 1433 01:37:54,219 --> 01:37:56,185 ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1434 01:37:56,187 --> 01:37:58,388 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Join your hands ♪ 1435 01:37:58,390 --> 01:38:00,523 - ♪ And start a love train ♪ - ♪ And start a love train ♪ 1436 01:38:00,525 --> 01:38:04,093 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1437 01:38:04,095 --> 01:38:06,295 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Everybody ♪ 1438 01:38:06,297 --> 01:38:08,231 - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ 1439 01:38:08,233 --> 01:38:10,466 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1440 01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:13,369 ♪ First stop that we'll make ♪ 1441 01:38:13,371 --> 01:38:15,738 ♪ Will be England ♪ 1442 01:38:17,808 --> 01:38:19,809 ♪ Tell all the folks ♪ ♪ in Russia ♪ 1443 01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:22,578 ♪ And China, too ♪ 1444 01:38:22,580 --> 01:38:24,714 ♪ Get on board ♪ 1445 01:38:24,716 --> 01:38:27,750 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 1446 01:38:27,752 --> 01:38:29,819 ♪ It's time to get on board ♪ 1447 01:38:29,821 --> 01:38:32,188 ♪ It's time to get on board ♪ 1448 01:38:32,190 --> 01:38:35,625 ♪ And let this train ♪ ♪ keep on ridin' ♪ 1449 01:38:35,627 --> 01:38:40,730 - ♪ Ridin' on through ♪ - ♪ Ridin' on through ♪ 1450 01:38:40,732 --> 01:38:43,066 ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1451 01:38:43,068 --> 01:38:45,268 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Everybody ♪ 1452 01:38:45,270 --> 01:38:47,737 - ♪ And start a love train ♪ - ♪ Join the love train ♪ 1453 01:38:47,739 --> 01:38:50,606 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1454 01:38:50,608 --> 01:38:53,476 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Everybody ♪ 1455 01:38:53,478 --> 01:38:56,546 - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 1456 01:38:56,548 --> 01:38:59,582 ♪ Get on board ♪ 1457 01:38:59,584 --> 01:39:03,286 ♪ Get on board ♪ 1458 01:39:03,288 --> 01:39:06,656 - ♪ Get on board ♪ - ♪ Get on board ♪ 1459 01:39:06,658 --> 01:39:10,793 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Get on board ♪ 1460 01:39:10,795 --> 01:39:13,329 ♪ Well, yeah ♪ 1461 01:39:13,331 --> 01:39:16,499 ♪ New York, ♪ ♪ are you in the house? ♪ 1462 01:39:16,501 --> 01:39:20,503 ♪ L.A., are you ♪ ♪ in the house? ♪ 1463 01:39:20,505 --> 01:39:23,606 ♪ Motor city, ♪ ♪ are you in the house? ♪ 1464 01:39:23,608 --> 01:39:27,810 - ♪ Everybody ♪ - ♪ Miami, are you in the house? ♪ 1465 01:39:27,812 --> 01:39:31,614 - ♪ Start a love train ♪ - ♪ All over the world join hands ♪ 1466 01:39:31,616 --> 01:39:33,683 - ♪ Get on ♪ - ♪ Atlanta ♪ 1467 01:39:33,685 --> 01:39:37,453 - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ - ♪ D.C. ♪ 1468 01:39:37,455 --> 01:39:39,555 - ♪ All over the world ♪ - ♪ Join hands ♪ 1469 01:39:39,557 --> 01:39:41,224 - ♪ Everybody ♪ - ♪ London ♪ 1470 01:39:41,226 --> 01:39:43,159 ♪ Everybody ♪ ♪ get on the love train ♪ 1471 01:39:43,161 --> 01:39:44,894 - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ - ♪ Philly ♪ 1472 01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:48,164 - ♪ People all over the world ♪ - ♪ Join hands ♪ 1473 01:39:48,166 --> 01:39:51,501 - ♪ And start a love train ♪ - ♪ Mars, are you in the house? ♪ 1474 01:39:51,503 --> 01:39:54,370 - ♪ Everybody ♪ - ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1475 01:39:54,372 --> 01:39:58,207 - ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ - ♪ Get on the love train ♪ 1476 01:39:58,209 --> 01:39:59,775 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ Come on, people, now ♪ 1477 01:39:59,777 --> 01:40:02,645 ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1478 01:40:02,647 --> 01:40:04,480 ♪ Join hands ♪ 1479 01:40:04,482 --> 01:40:07,250 ♪ And start a love train, ♪ ♪ love train ♪ 1480 01:40:07,252 --> 01:40:10,253 - ♪ All over the world ♪ - ♪ People all over the world ♪ 1481 01:40:10,255 --> 01:40:13,823 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Come on, boys and girls, join the love train ♪ 1482 01:40:13,825 --> 01:40:16,626 - ♪ Love train ♪ - ♪ Don't need no ticket. ♪