1 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,895 Come on back to bed, Sylvia. 2 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,597 Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple? 3 00:01:46,722 --> 00:01:49,933 It can wait. Sex is in the air. 4 00:01:50,058 --> 00:01:53,091 Not in here it isn't. I got work, Vaughn. 5 00:01:54,294 --> 00:01:56,204 Your mother is at the store. 6 00:01:56,329 --> 00:01:59,507 It's light out, for Pete's sake. What's gotten into you? 7 00:01:59,632 --> 00:02:01,231 Come on, move! 8 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:21,690 God! 9 00:02:34,825 --> 00:02:36,991 damn it! 10 00:02:39,829 --> 00:02:42,229 Judas priest. Oh-hh! 11 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,443 You seen my keys? 12 00:03:05,749 --> 00:03:07,425 I said, have you seen my keys? 13 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,560 Where did you leave them? 14 00:03:09,685 --> 00:03:13,230 If I knew where I'd left them, they wouldn't be lost, would they? 15 00:03:13,355 --> 00:03:14,987 Vaughnhole! 16 00:03:19,892 --> 00:03:23,871 Judas priest almighty! 17 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,039 It's not my fault. 18 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,708 Somebody left his magazine and it got me riled up. 19 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,843 Sure, "somebody left it." 20 00:03:30,968 --> 00:03:33,412 Sure, sure... 21 00:03:33,537 --> 00:03:35,046 You said you didn't want to. 22 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:38,182 A man has needs, Sylvia. Marital needs. 23 00:03:54,587 --> 00:03:56,219 ooh. 24 00:04:08,463 --> 00:04:11,774 isn't it a little early for that, caprice? 25 00:04:11,899 --> 00:04:14,243 I'm developing my act, mother. 26 00:04:14,368 --> 00:04:17,446 Mutilating your mammaries and gyrating down at some biker bar 27 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:20,215 is an act, all right, an act of defiance. 28 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:24,008 I was a legend at the holiday house, in case you didn't know. 29 00:04:25,811 --> 00:04:27,220 Morning, honey. 30 00:04:27,345 --> 00:04:30,957 Daddy, let me go down to the bar and perform. 31 00:04:31,082 --> 00:04:32,758 You're in home detention, cupcake. 32 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:35,393 The government wants you to stay indoors for a while. 33 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:37,395 You're just too pretty to go out. 34 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,866 We let you keep your tawdry theatrical mementoes. Isn't that enough? 35 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:46,203 You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time. 36 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,538 I was promoting the art of dance. 37 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,239 With nude loitering?! 38 00:04:50,364 --> 00:04:54,275 Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? 39 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,445 I was not drunk. I was on pills. 40 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:01,570 Something is the matter with you, caprice. 41 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:04,316 You are such a neuter, mother. 42 00:05:04,441 --> 00:05:06,818 And neuters will never understand. 43 00:05:06,943 --> 00:05:09,476 Something is the matter with your vagina. 44 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,360 Morning, Mrs. Stickles. 45 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:23,264 You brat! I'm gonna report you. 46 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:26,033 Morning. Formstone's looking good. 47 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:28,135 It's the real McCoy alright, vintage. 48 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,070 Paid through the nose for it. 49 00:05:30,195 --> 00:05:33,073 One thing we've learned... proper restoration never comes cheaply. 50 00:05:33,198 --> 00:05:36,543 I need to go down to the bar... just for an hour! 51 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:40,446 Come on, dad, don't lock it. Daddy, let me go! 52 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:42,815 My public needs me! 53 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:45,773 Mrs. Stickles, my name is fat freak Frank. 54 00:05:47,109 --> 00:05:49,309 And I'm your daughter's number one fan. 55 00:05:50,378 --> 00:05:52,578 She moved to the erie canal area. 56 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:54,823 Hey, Vaughn. 57 00:05:54,948 --> 00:05:56,891 Hey! 58 00:05:57,016 --> 00:05:58,425 Caprice retired from show business. 59 00:05:58,550 --> 00:06:00,493 She's no longer a public figure. 60 00:06:00,618 --> 00:06:04,330 Her name ain't caprice, it's "Ursula udders." And she's famous. 61 00:06:04,455 --> 00:06:06,498 She got the biggest ta-tas on harford road. 62 00:06:06,623 --> 00:06:10,068 Ursula! Ursula udders! 63 00:06:10,193 --> 00:06:12,770 Texture, that's what I call it. 64 00:06:12,895 --> 00:06:14,772 It's me, fat freak Frank. 65 00:06:14,897 --> 00:06:17,730 And I miss them great big... 66 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,877 destroy all neuters! 67 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:23,712 We sure didn't have this in D.C. 68 00:06:23,837 --> 00:06:28,349 God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity. 69 00:06:28,474 --> 00:06:32,486 Sylvia! Sylvia, we need gas, honey! 70 00:06:32,611 --> 00:06:35,178 Get gas. 71 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,690 Honey, still mad? 72 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:41,683 Remember to fill it up. I'll walk, don't worry. 73 00:07:05,736 --> 00:07:08,113 Hi! Grr-rr! Woof! 74 00:07:08,238 --> 00:07:11,149 - Grr! - Woof! Woof! 75 00:07:19,015 --> 00:07:21,248 - hi, Vaughn. - Morning, Betty. 76 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:25,128 Does the pinewood park-and-pay sell lotions? 77 00:07:25,253 --> 00:07:27,964 You know... ointments? 78 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:29,822 We sure do. 79 00:07:32,192 --> 00:07:35,437 How is that fine wife of yours doing? 80 00:07:35,562 --> 00:07:38,373 She's up at the store like always, Wendell. 81 00:07:38,498 --> 00:07:40,475 Don't you find it funny 82 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,835 that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? 83 00:07:45,904 --> 00:07:48,104 Well, not really, Betty. 84 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,649 Sheeze...! 85 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,008 Oh, don't. 86 00:08:29,339 --> 00:08:32,540 That's it. God! 87 00:08:35,611 --> 00:08:40,780 That's it, baby. Talk to the Mike. 88 00:08:45,486 --> 00:08:48,753 Whoa, that's what I call a hump job. 89 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,691 Come on. 90 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:58,727 Okay. 91 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,172 I'm out of gas. 92 00:09:01,297 --> 00:09:02,773 Move it, neuter! 93 00:09:02,898 --> 00:09:06,499 - God! - How am I supposed to move with no gas? 94 00:09:09,937 --> 00:09:12,648 Get out of the way! We're in a hurry! 95 00:09:19,812 --> 00:09:22,656 - filthy little hedges. - Morning, Marge. 96 00:09:22,781 --> 00:09:25,381 Growin' all dirty, makes me sick. 97 00:09:32,422 --> 00:09:34,622 Hi, I'm "mama bear." 98 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,368 Have you met my hus-bear? 99 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,969 No, I haven't. 100 00:09:39,094 --> 00:09:40,770 I'm "papa bear." 101 00:09:40,895 --> 00:09:44,106 And this is our cub, "baby bear." 102 00:09:44,231 --> 00:09:46,341 Grrr! 103 00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:49,577 I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the harford road area. 104 00:09:49,702 --> 00:09:52,179 When we take over, it's gonna be a... 105 00:09:52,304 --> 00:09:54,614 "Bearquake!" 106 00:10:00,944 --> 00:10:03,021 - come on. - Move that piece of shit. 107 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:05,056 Can you call triple-a, please? 108 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,994 Hurry up, I've got a hot date. 109 00:10:12,119 --> 00:10:14,429 At 7 A.M.? What's the matter with you? 110 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:16,664 You'd have a date too if you wore make-up. 111 00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:19,199 Your poor husband. 112 00:10:27,164 --> 00:10:28,373 Ooh-hh! 113 00:10:28,498 --> 00:10:30,742 If you could just help me, I'd... 114 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:31,776 ooh! 115 00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:37,070 It's her! 116 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:42,975 Let's go sexing. 117 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,084 Hello, ma'am. 118 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:29,887 My name is ray ray and I'm here to... service you. 119 00:11:31,747 --> 00:11:35,882 I'm Sylvia, and I hit my head. 120 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:42,397 A concussion is a terrible thing 121 00:11:42,522 --> 00:11:45,099 to waste. It's okay. 122 00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:49,235 Ooh! Ooh, I feel all sexy. 123 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,738 I know you do, Sylvia. 124 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:55,040 Show me a sign. 125 00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:56,775 We knew you'd come. 126 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,010 All I can do is pass the gift. 127 00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:05,838 You're a sex addict now and you'll never be the same. 128 00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:23,620 Ooh-aah ...! 129 00:12:29,393 --> 00:12:32,927 There you go. All better? 130 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,807 Thank you so much. 131 00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,975 I don't know what came over me. 132 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,311 Well, you recognized the concussion and there's no going back now. 133 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,770 I'm gonna give you my card. 134 00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:51,018 Sex addicts are everywhere, Sylvia, 135 00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:54,110 and pretty soon, harford road will be ours. 136 00:12:57,148 --> 00:12:59,214 Hey, hold on. 137 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:20,244 Ray ray is a sexual healer. 138 00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:23,469 Come visit us, Sylvia. 139 00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:27,649 Your people are waiting. 140 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,987 One day, we're going to discover a brand new sex act, 141 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,255 one that's never been performed before. 142 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:39,181 And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture. 143 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:54,595 Ooh. 144 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,186 Hello, Mrs. Stickles. 145 00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:10,299 Boy, am I blushing? 146 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:13,135 Everyone is familiar with the traditional forms of pornography, 147 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,137 but the Internet is creating new forms... 148 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,305 you going to the movies, Dave? 149 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:20,097 Hell, you're picking your seat, aren't you? 150 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:25,634 Gays! 151 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:29,347 Used to be harford road was for families. 152 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:31,382 Now it's a lesbian aorta. 153 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:34,073 Mother, I don't feel well. 154 00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:36,919 Well, no wonder, 155 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,821 they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. 156 00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:42,712 They eat life, you know. 157 00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:45,114 Sperm! 158 00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,600 Did you see those new neighbors moving in? 159 00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:59,070 Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half naked... 160 00:15:59,195 --> 00:16:02,906 "we're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean? 161 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,908 Free country, big Ethel. 162 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,644 Yeah well, we got laws to protect decency. 163 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,012 And it would be nice 164 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:12,415 if somebody enforced them. 19, 20. 165 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,383 Well, as my mother used to say... 166 00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:18,186 "'each to their own, ' said the old lady as she kissed the cow." 167 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,697 Perverts are taking over this neighborhood. 168 00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:35,167 Mr. Mailman, as of next week, 169 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,269 we're not carrying the girlie magazines no more. 170 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:39,437 That's a shame. 171 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:43,307 Makes me sick to see government employees looking at that filth, Marge. 172 00:16:43,432 --> 00:16:46,677 And on taxpayers' time yet. That's why the mail's late. 173 00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:50,547 And the post office has the nerve to raise the price of a stamp. 174 00:16:50,672 --> 00:16:53,149 While mailmen are making out everywhere. 175 00:16:53,274 --> 00:16:57,853 I found a used condom in my backyard. 176 00:16:57,978 --> 00:16:59,588 You think that's bad? 177 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,122 Somebody wrote the word "bone" 178 00:17:01,247 --> 00:17:03,224 on our parking lot wall last night. 179 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:06,083 We've got to do something, Marge. 180 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:12,166 People have got to know how bad things are getting. 181 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,201 No wonder I've got to take heart pills. 182 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,903 I read in the paper the average married couple 183 00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,171 has sex over 100 times a year. 184 00:17:19,296 --> 00:17:22,274 That's a lie. People would be raw if that was true. 185 00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:26,000 I'll be at your meeting alright, with bells on. 186 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,347 You have, AAA batteries? 187 00:17:29,472 --> 00:17:31,938 I certainly do. 188 00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:36,719 You sure these are the right ones? 189 00:17:36,844 --> 00:17:39,888 You want me to take them out? 190 00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:42,290 No, I guess I'll buy them. 191 00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:45,459 Well, get down there and start scarfing. 192 00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:47,661 What the he... 193 00:17:47,786 --> 00:17:49,696 No... thank you. 194 00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:51,931 I'm moving to towson. 195 00:17:52,056 --> 00:17:54,266 Harford road... where life is cheap. 196 00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:57,535 - Only you can prevent fornication. - Yeah, yeah. 197 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,170 You see, Marge? People in the neighborhood have had it. 198 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:01,838 It wasn't this bad in the '60s. 199 00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,606 You're right. 200 00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:07,676 Someone left a sex toy in my neighbor's wishing well, 201 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:10,111 right on her front lawn. 202 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:12,502 People are just ignorant everywhere. 203 00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:14,914 Morning, big Ethel. 204 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:18,117 What's good about a morning with sex toys in it? 205 00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:19,785 Amen to that. 206 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,620 My husband's on Viagra. 207 00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:25,023 - You poor thing! - Every minute, he wants it. 208 00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:27,058 He has no right to be that roused. 209 00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:30,350 I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not gonna take it anymore. 210 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,327 Sylvia! 211 00:18:44,863 --> 00:18:46,529 Feeling better? 212 00:18:51,735 --> 00:18:53,445 Mail here for Ursula udders. 213 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,814 Her name is caprice and she's got shingles. 214 00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:59,317 Our daughter doesn't really participate in the mail these days. 215 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:03,087 I'll take the fan mail to her, Warren. Don't you worry. 216 00:19:03,212 --> 00:19:06,056 You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Mailman. 217 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,381 Ashamed of what, big Ethel? 218 00:19:11,285 --> 00:19:15,164 - Damn, I could deliver that one. - Keep it up. 219 00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:19,267 I'm gonna call the postmaster general... if he's not making out... 220 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,669 and report your potty mouth. 221 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,905 Sex addicts are everywhere, Sylvia. 222 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,940 You wanna have funch? 223 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,008 What's "funch," honey? 224 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,099 Funnin' after lunch. 225 00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:36,114 Funch? 226 00:19:36,239 --> 00:19:38,483 Come on. This must be my lucky day. 227 00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:41,419 - Spaghetti... - Yeah, she'll ring it up for you. 228 00:19:41,544 --> 00:19:43,888 Where do you two think you're going? 229 00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:45,890 It's not safe out. 230 00:19:46,015 --> 00:19:47,992 People are shaving their crotches as we speak. 231 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,160 There's pubic hair in the air everywhere. 232 00:19:50,285 --> 00:19:52,595 We're having a decency rally, 233 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,097 and I think you two need to be there. 234 00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:56,254 Yeah. 235 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:15,981 - What kind of station is that? - A good one. 236 00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:20,584 feeling frisky? 237 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:23,687 Let's open one of caprice's fan letters. 238 00:20:23,812 --> 00:20:25,689 That's her personal mail. 239 00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:28,324 Look... 240 00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:33,328 It's from the mailman. He sent caprice a photo of his penis. Ooh! 241 00:20:33,453 --> 00:20:35,096 He what? 242 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:37,898 Are you kidding me? Give me the picture. 243 00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:42,001 Give me the picture. I'm not... give me the pic... I'm not kidding around. 244 00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,503 This is disgusting. 245 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:45,971 Well, he's got a big one. 246 00:20:46,096 --> 00:20:47,505 What kinda talk is that? 247 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,241 They're all photos of the mailman's unit. 248 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,243 I'm calling the cops. 249 00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:55,001 Yes, sir, a real arse-opener! 250 00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:57,179 Stop it, Sylvia. 251 00:20:57,304 --> 00:20:58,947 Pink steel! 252 00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:01,015 What's the matter with you? 253 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:04,540 Hey, Vaughn, feel like "yodeling in the canyon"? 254 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,886 We have to visit my mother, remember? 255 00:21:08,011 --> 00:21:10,221 Come on, you wanted to earlier. 256 00:21:10,346 --> 00:21:12,990 Well, not that, I didn't. 257 00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:16,193 Come on, Vaughn, discover the oyster. 258 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,428 Honey, this is pinewood Avenue. We live here. 259 00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:21,063 Can't we wait till we get back to the house? 260 00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:23,065 Go "way down South in Dixie." 261 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:25,267 Alright, alright, just keep a look out. 262 00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:26,557 Okay. 263 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,291 Ooh! 264 00:21:31,928 --> 00:21:33,327 Aah! 265 00:21:34,196 --> 00:21:35,228 No...! 266 00:21:37,498 --> 00:21:41,333 Now that's what I call "sneezing in the cabbage." 267 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,683 Harford road, let's all band together. 268 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,486 Horndogs are everywhere. Pretty soon they'll be living next door. 269 00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:58,080 Decency, that's all I'm asking for. Decency! 270 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,331 Decency's fine. 271 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:10,034 But diversity in a neighborhood is a good thing, too. 272 00:22:10,159 --> 00:22:13,037 This isn't diversity, it's depravity. 273 00:22:13,162 --> 00:22:15,839 On my way over here, I saw a man 274 00:22:15,964 --> 00:22:18,107 performing oral sex on a lady 275 00:22:18,232 --> 00:22:20,309 in a car in broad daylight. 276 00:22:21,635 --> 00:22:24,179 Lesbians have taken over the softball fields. 277 00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:26,714 So? Lesbians are good neighbors. 278 00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:29,550 We need to start by teaching tolerance in our own homes. 279 00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:32,886 Some guy was playing with himself near me in the movies. 280 00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:36,455 You saying that's normal? His crotch was shaved! 281 00:22:38,782 --> 00:22:40,725 These are isolated incidents. 282 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:42,426 No, they're not. 283 00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:45,662 Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian. 284 00:22:45,787 --> 00:22:47,997 But I am disgusted. 285 00:22:48,122 --> 00:22:50,899 I live near what they call "the bear house." 286 00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:52,734 Last night, 287 00:22:52,859 --> 00:22:56,104 hairy, overweight men who call themselves bears 288 00:22:56,229 --> 00:22:58,840 were having sex outside the house. 289 00:22:58,965 --> 00:23:00,641 My children heard them. 290 00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:04,044 "Mommy, what's that noise?" They actually asked me. 291 00:23:04,169 --> 00:23:06,279 I raced outside clapping my hands loudly 292 00:23:06,404 --> 00:23:09,515 and I yelled... "no bear jobs!" 293 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,617 And they just laughed. 294 00:23:11,742 --> 00:23:15,553 Some of them even growled at me. 295 00:23:15,678 --> 00:23:17,388 No! 296 00:23:17,513 --> 00:23:19,456 Today, somebody called me a neuter. 297 00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:22,091 And you know what? I didn't mind. 298 00:23:22,216 --> 00:23:24,326 If neuter means "normal," I'll say it loud... 299 00:23:24,451 --> 00:23:27,162 I am Marge, the neuter, and I'm proud. 300 00:23:27,287 --> 00:23:29,420 That's right! 301 00:23:33,692 --> 00:23:35,302 We're all neuters! 302 00:23:35,427 --> 00:23:39,105 And we'll never, never be not normal! 303 00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:39,555 hi! 304 00:26:14,628 --> 00:26:15,660 Ooh! 305 00:26:35,111 --> 00:26:36,410 Sylvia! 306 00:28:56,247 --> 00:28:57,713 Cab! Cab! 307 00:29:07,589 --> 00:29:10,467 Ray Ray's service center, 6630 harford road. 308 00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:12,024 Yes, ma'am. 309 00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:23,443 Hey, lady, you can't change your clothes in here. 310 00:29:23,568 --> 00:29:26,668 - Why not? - 'Cause I said so. 311 00:29:28,438 --> 00:29:30,381 Want some fun? 312 00:29:30,506 --> 00:29:33,283 What are you doing? 313 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:39,254 - Can I get up front? - No, you can't. 314 00:29:39,379 --> 00:29:42,323 - Come on, you can leave the meter running. - Stay in the back. 315 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:45,882 - Come on, I want some action. - Get off me, lady. 316 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:50,663 Hey... you can't do that stuff in here. 317 00:29:50,788 --> 00:29:53,332 - Get out! - This cab free? 318 00:29:53,457 --> 00:29:55,434 Sure is, tiger. 319 00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:58,593 Hey, hey, hey! Jeez! 320 00:29:59,662 --> 00:30:03,597 Go! What the hell was that? 321 00:30:13,573 --> 00:30:15,450 That's right, spread the word. 322 00:30:15,575 --> 00:30:16,874 You bet, big Ethel. 323 00:30:18,544 --> 00:30:20,821 Here, put the pink ones on the cars. 324 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,889 Put the yellows on the houses. 325 00:30:23,014 --> 00:30:25,358 Put that on the windshield. 326 00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:29,084 And don't stop till you get to the end of the block. 327 00:30:35,824 --> 00:30:38,524 - Who is it? - It's big Ethel. 328 00:30:40,494 --> 00:30:42,637 We're having a decency rally... 329 00:30:42,762 --> 00:30:44,739 you better start in your own backyard then. 330 00:30:44,864 --> 00:30:47,374 I heard your daughter, Sylvia, picked up a bottle 331 00:30:47,499 --> 00:30:50,243 with her cooter in the old folks' home. 332 00:30:50,368 --> 00:30:52,144 She what? That's not true. 333 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:55,870 My daughter is a good girl. She hates sex. 334 00:31:01,577 --> 00:31:03,843 What is she talking about, that witch? 335 00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:28,132 Hello? 336 00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:33,302 Ray ray? 337 00:31:36,206 --> 00:31:39,917 It's me, Sylvia. And I need full service. 338 00:31:40,042 --> 00:31:42,775 I knew you'd find us, Sylvia. 339 00:31:44,645 --> 00:31:49,557 Don't be afraid. We've all had accidental concussions just like you. 340 00:31:49,682 --> 00:31:51,892 - You have? - Yeah. 341 00:31:52,017 --> 00:31:54,728 Mine was from the faulty hood of a customer's car 342 00:31:54,853 --> 00:31:57,964 that collapsed on my head while I was changing the oil. 343 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:05,170 And now I guide other head-injury sufferers 344 00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:09,174 to the final dawn of sexual awakening. 345 00:32:09,299 --> 00:32:12,510 - You've been sent to help us. - I have? 346 00:32:12,635 --> 00:32:15,546 We're all sex addicts and we have been waiting for you. 347 00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:17,948 - But why? - Because you can lead us 348 00:32:18,073 --> 00:32:22,318 to an erotic orgasm we've never experienced. 349 00:32:22,443 --> 00:32:24,620 I can't. I promise you I can't. 350 00:32:24,745 --> 00:32:26,355 I'm loose, Linda. 351 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,613 I slept with the entire harford road police department. 352 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,082 It's nice to meet you, loose Linda. 353 00:32:34,785 --> 00:32:36,662 Until you've hit your head, 354 00:32:36,787 --> 00:32:39,798 you can never really feel the power you get from sex. 355 00:32:39,923 --> 00:32:42,634 My name is paw paw. 356 00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:44,669 I hope we can have sex one day. 357 00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:47,127 I'd like that, Sylvia. 358 00:32:50,398 --> 00:32:52,208 I knew you'd come. 359 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,776 You're number 12. 360 00:32:53,901 --> 00:32:56,545 - Number 12 what? - All in good time. 361 00:33:05,142 --> 00:33:06,318 Dave, is that you? 362 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:09,487 We call him dingy Dave and he's number three. 363 00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,890 Don't worry, Mrs. Stickles, you'll understand soon. 364 00:33:13,015 --> 00:33:16,093 Dingy Dave is lucky. He's into mysophilia. 365 00:33:16,218 --> 00:33:19,662 It's a sexual attraction to dirt. He thought it was new. 366 00:33:19,787 --> 00:33:21,430 But it wasn't. 367 00:33:21,555 --> 00:33:25,000 Dirt worship's been around long before my accident. 368 00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:27,969 I just didn't know. 369 00:33:28,094 --> 00:33:29,904 Ray ray... 370 00:33:30,029 --> 00:33:33,641 Has helped me understand my hypersexuality. 371 00:33:33,766 --> 00:33:37,378 And he cured me of my herpes. 372 00:33:37,503 --> 00:33:39,646 Like a miracle. 373 00:33:39,771 --> 00:33:41,114 No no no no no. 374 00:33:41,239 --> 00:33:44,183 We don't say the "m" word around here. 375 00:33:44,308 --> 00:33:47,008 Mrs. Stickles? 376 00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:50,988 May I, be your vacuum cleaner? 377 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:55,181 Well, I'm new to this, but I'll try. 378 00:34:03,223 --> 00:34:05,455 Aw ... 379 00:34:07,926 --> 00:34:09,836 It's like Noah's ark around here. 380 00:34:09,961 --> 00:34:11,470 There's one of every perversion. 381 00:34:11,595 --> 00:34:16,474 But, alas, it's all been done. 382 00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:19,477 Brace yourself, Sylvia. 383 00:34:19,602 --> 00:34:21,479 Got company! 384 00:34:21,604 --> 00:34:23,380 Officer Alvin! 385 00:34:24,973 --> 00:34:29,084 I'm an adult baby, Sylvia. You wanna be my mommy? 386 00:34:29,209 --> 00:34:30,985 Adult babies are into age regression. 387 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,921 They intensely eroticize being infants. 388 00:34:34,046 --> 00:34:36,056 And sometimes they like to be burped. 389 00:34:36,181 --> 00:34:40,126 I'm a big boy and I'm beyond the law. 390 00:34:44,188 --> 00:34:46,031 as you grow to embrace your concussion, 391 00:34:46,156 --> 00:34:48,033 you'll learn to accept anything sexual 392 00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:51,002 as long as it's safe, consensual and doesn't harm others. 393 00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:53,637 You wanna powder my chafed butt? 394 00:34:53,762 --> 00:34:55,405 I would, 395 00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:59,075 but I'm supposed to help ray ray think up a new sex act. 396 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,576 Maybe later. 397 00:35:00,701 --> 00:35:03,034 Yes Yes... 398 00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:06,581 Number five, six and seven. 399 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:08,816 You may know us as neighbors, Sylvia, 400 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:12,152 but in this world, we're into human sandwiches. 401 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:16,545 One day, we hope you'll be our "lettuce." 402 00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:21,993 - You already know about my priority penis. - Oof! 403 00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:24,318 Who ever thought it would be you? 404 00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:27,064 Come on and meet the "three bears." 405 00:35:30,758 --> 00:35:34,069 We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual 406 00:35:34,194 --> 00:35:36,104 and out of the second closet. 407 00:35:36,229 --> 00:35:39,173 And we can cuddle all night. 408 00:35:39,298 --> 00:35:42,809 Yeah, hunting for some grizz-sm... 409 00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:51,349 Ever hear of sploshing? 410 00:35:51,474 --> 00:35:54,251 I only had my concussion this morning. 411 00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:56,219 It's okay. It's an English fetish. 412 00:35:56,344 --> 00:35:58,321 Sploshing is the erotic urge 413 00:35:58,446 --> 00:36:00,912 to dump food in your private area. 414 00:36:02,248 --> 00:36:05,281 Oooh! 415 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:08,027 I'm messy, Melinda 416 00:36:08,152 --> 00:36:10,295 and our bushes will burn together. 417 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:14,265 And of course you know of fat freak Frank. 418 00:36:14,390 --> 00:36:17,290 Mrs. Stickles, go home and free your daughter. 419 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,528 She's one of us and needs to be here now. 420 00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:30,433 I'm number 11. 421 00:36:31,602 --> 00:36:34,102 Number 11? 422 00:36:42,879 --> 00:36:45,990 My God! I'm the 12th apostle? 423 00:36:46,115 --> 00:36:48,025 - Yes, shh. - Say it proud. 424 00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:50,360 If you say it out loud, you might disappear. 425 00:36:50,485 --> 00:36:52,328 No, no, no, I'm just Sylvia stickles. 426 00:36:52,453 --> 00:36:54,997 I'm a horny woman with a head injury. I can... 427 00:36:55,122 --> 00:36:59,290 I know you are and we're gonna do something about that. 428 00:37:00,226 --> 00:37:02,937 Ray ray is a sex Saint, 429 00:37:03,062 --> 00:37:06,630 - and he's got powers. - Amen to that. 430 00:37:15,273 --> 00:37:17,917 I've got a pocketful of gold, 431 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:21,509 and my tongue is on fire. 432 00:37:22,545 --> 00:37:24,955 And I've got hot pants, ray ray. 433 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,590 We're all in heat. 434 00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:30,793 And as you know, Sylvia is a cunnilingus bottom. 435 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:31,894 Yes, she is. 436 00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:34,118 Who wants to eat her out? 437 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:39,032 Let's go sexing! 438 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,223 Yeah! 439 00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:46,605 How many houses do I gotta go to? 440 00:37:46,730 --> 00:37:49,040 Who is it? 441 00:37:49,165 --> 00:37:52,009 It's big Ethel from up the park-and-pay. 442 00:37:52,134 --> 00:37:54,011 We're having a decency rally tomorrow. 443 00:37:54,136 --> 00:37:56,336 We want all neuters to be there. 444 00:37:57,572 --> 00:37:59,348 What's a neuter? 445 00:37:59,473 --> 00:38:03,618 - It's a normal person who is fed up with perversion. - Sign me up then. 446 00:38:03,743 --> 00:38:06,887 Tonight a woman in my cab tried to grab my knapsack. 447 00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:09,112 It's a sick world! 448 00:38:24,326 --> 00:38:26,503 - was that Sylvia stickles? - I think it was. 449 00:38:26,628 --> 00:38:27,604 What happened to her? 450 00:38:27,729 --> 00:38:31,263 I don't know, but it's a dirty shame. 451 00:38:44,777 --> 00:38:46,743 hello, Vaughn. 452 00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:50,623 Hello, Betty. Have you seen my wife? 453 00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:52,391 Come on in. 454 00:38:52,516 --> 00:38:56,394 No, I can't. Sylvia seems to be missing. 455 00:38:56,519 --> 00:38:58,829 I was with her earlier, but... 456 00:38:58,954 --> 00:39:01,097 maybe she's getting lucky. 457 00:39:01,222 --> 00:39:04,133 Harford road is wild these days. 458 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:21,638 Hey, hey, come on, open. 459 00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:10,262 I seen you, Sylvia stickles, 460 00:40:10,387 --> 00:40:13,331 showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. 461 00:40:13,456 --> 00:40:16,067 You should move downtown where you belong, you whore. 462 00:40:19,428 --> 00:40:21,827 End of the line. 463 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,951 Okay, Buster, turn off the motor. 464 00:40:37,076 --> 00:40:40,109 - Who, me? - Yeah, you! 465 00:40:41,312 --> 00:40:45,413 Yes, ma'am! 466 00:40:54,423 --> 00:40:57,100 - grrr... - What you doing in there? 467 00:40:57,225 --> 00:40:58,568 Vaughn, where's my daughter? 468 00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:00,570 I don't know. I can't find her. 469 00:41:00,695 --> 00:41:03,239 Don't go in there. Bears live here. 470 00:41:03,364 --> 00:41:06,609 Big, fat hairy gays with dicks. 471 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,379 Hi, I'm cow Patty. 472 00:41:11,504 --> 00:41:13,581 I'm Vaughn. I live up the street 473 00:41:13,706 --> 00:41:15,482 and I'm looking for my wife, Sylvia. 474 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:18,773 I'm the only "goldilocks" allowed in this bear cave. 475 00:41:19,876 --> 00:41:22,086 I'm a bear hag. And we call this... 476 00:41:22,211 --> 00:41:24,788 Bear soup! 477 00:41:28,982 --> 00:41:32,315 Wow, a tranny bear. 478 00:41:32,917 --> 00:41:34,549 Come on in. 479 00:41:36,152 --> 00:41:37,718 Police! 480 00:42:21,090 --> 00:42:22,232 Shake those things! 481 00:42:25,593 --> 00:42:27,403 mother! What's the matter? 482 00:42:30,097 --> 00:42:32,607 nothing, honey. I just wanted to have 483 00:42:32,732 --> 00:42:34,442 a little mother-daughter chat. 484 00:42:34,567 --> 00:42:36,977 I'm so sorry I spoke so harshly 485 00:42:37,102 --> 00:42:40,013 about your vagina this morning. 486 00:42:40,138 --> 00:42:43,349 It's alright. Where did you get that outfit, mother? 487 00:42:43,474 --> 00:42:47,418 You like it? It's my new apostle look. 488 00:42:47,543 --> 00:42:51,955 You've got fan mail. 489 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,724 The mailman's got a big Johnson, doesn't he? 490 00:42:55,849 --> 00:42:56,758 Mother! 491 00:42:56,883 --> 00:42:59,093 Well, your father's got a big one too. 492 00:42:59,218 --> 00:43:01,228 You are freaking me out. 493 00:43:01,353 --> 00:43:03,263 I was with fat freak Frank this afternoon. 494 00:43:03,388 --> 00:43:05,732 He seems to really like your tits. 495 00:43:05,857 --> 00:43:07,356 Is he hung? 496 00:43:08,525 --> 00:43:10,235 He's about average. 497 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,970 Tell me, Ursula... 498 00:43:12,095 --> 00:43:16,140 'Cause that's the name you like to use, isn't it? 499 00:43:16,265 --> 00:43:17,441 Yes it is, mother. 500 00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:21,111 I know that fat freak Frank is a ta-ta man, 501 00:43:21,236 --> 00:43:25,848 but does he ever... Well, you know... 502 00:43:25,973 --> 00:43:27,549 "whistle in the dark"? 503 00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:31,408 Yes, he does. Thank you for asking. 504 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:37,624 My God! You have met ray ray. 505 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:40,349 Mother! 506 00:43:49,425 --> 00:43:51,236 officer, it's not like my wife to just walk away. 507 00:43:51,361 --> 00:43:54,572 She was probably kidnapped by sex fiends. 508 00:43:54,697 --> 00:43:58,275 We've got orgies going on, perverts walking around. 509 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,911 - Do something. - I am doing something. 510 00:44:05,805 --> 00:44:07,882 goo-goo, goo-goo, ma-ma! 511 00:44:09,942 --> 00:44:13,453 - This isn't California. - It's harford road. 512 00:44:13,578 --> 00:44:17,022 Baby just shaved his legs. You wanna see 'em? 513 00:44:40,033 --> 00:44:42,877 I'm a sex addict, 514 00:44:43,002 --> 00:44:45,179 an exhibitionist, 515 00:44:45,304 --> 00:44:47,381 and I'm your daughter. 516 00:44:47,506 --> 00:44:49,939 Ursula ... 517 00:44:50,808 --> 00:44:52,951 Ever since my concussion, 518 00:44:53,076 --> 00:44:56,987 I've learned so much about Eros. 519 00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:59,389 I'm a sex addict too. 520 00:44:59,514 --> 00:45:02,158 I'm a cunnilingus bottom, 521 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,959 and I'm your mother. 522 00:45:04,084 --> 00:45:08,763 I tried to tell you about my maypole accident when I was 11. 523 00:45:08,888 --> 00:45:12,967 But you never listened. 524 00:45:13,092 --> 00:45:17,493 I'm so sorry. I'll make it up to you, Ursula, I promise. 525 00:45:19,029 --> 00:45:21,273 Let's go down to the holiday house 526 00:45:21,398 --> 00:45:23,797 and freak the whole bar. 527 00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:26,842 Okay, mom. 528 00:45:26,967 --> 00:45:30,245 Let's go sexing! 529 00:45:43,479 --> 00:45:46,179 Ooh-ooh! 530 00:45:49,651 --> 00:45:53,729 - Come on! - I am coming as fast as I can. 531 00:46:53,272 --> 00:46:55,772 He has! She has! She has! 532 00:46:57,275 --> 00:47:00,086 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 533 00:47:00,211 --> 00:47:02,744 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 534 00:47:42,844 --> 00:47:45,088 Wait up, Vaughn. 535 00:47:45,213 --> 00:47:46,811 Come on, big Ethel. 536 00:47:48,648 --> 00:47:50,258 My God. 537 00:47:50,383 --> 00:47:53,883 - Vaughn, I need my pills. - I know. 538 00:48:03,193 --> 00:48:05,637 That's my daughter! 539 00:48:10,232 --> 00:48:12,331 caprice! 540 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,999 Capri... 541 00:48:16,869 --> 00:48:19,870 hi. Hey, come on. Come on. 542 00:48:44,794 --> 00:48:47,094 Aah! Let me go! 543 00:48:54,335 --> 00:48:55,367 Ooh. 544 00:48:59,005 --> 00:49:00,381 Sylvia! 545 00:49:00,506 --> 00:49:02,271 Shoot! 546 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:01,326 Sylvia? 547 00:50:01,451 --> 00:50:04,495 You have what is known as a "runaway vagina." 548 00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:07,030 - I do? - You had a concussion, honey. 549 00:50:07,155 --> 00:50:09,365 Sometimes a booboo on the head 550 00:50:09,490 --> 00:50:11,967 can trigger inappropriate sexual outbursts. 551 00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:15,704 - You're a sex addict, Sylvia. - And you've hit bottom. 552 00:50:15,829 --> 00:50:17,472 Don't listen to them, mother. 553 00:50:17,597 --> 00:50:20,174 Sexual addiction is a privilege. You know that. 554 00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:22,676 Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? 555 00:50:22,801 --> 00:50:26,446 One nymphomaniac in the family's bad enough, but two?! 556 00:50:26,571 --> 00:50:28,815 It's a disease, big Ethel. 557 00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:31,272 Being a whore is a disease? 558 00:50:33,643 --> 00:50:36,821 Caprice, because of your criminally enlarged breasts... 559 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,222 you're a freak. 560 00:50:38,347 --> 00:50:40,924 The bloodstream to your brain has been blocked, 561 00:50:41,049 --> 00:50:43,626 causing permanent depression. 562 00:50:43,751 --> 00:50:46,762 I'm not depressed. Daddy! 563 00:50:46,887 --> 00:50:49,998 - You should be depressed. - No, I don't want Prozac! 564 00:50:50,123 --> 00:50:52,500 - No... - These will make you feel normal. 565 00:50:52,625 --> 00:50:55,336 I don't want to feel normal! Mother, help me. 566 00:50:55,461 --> 00:50:58,672 Caprice, I apologize for my shameful behavior. 567 00:50:58,797 --> 00:51:00,640 Don't you recognize the concussion? 568 00:51:00,765 --> 00:51:03,476 Just swallow. 569 00:51:03,601 --> 00:51:05,277 Prozac can lower the libido 570 00:51:05,402 --> 00:51:07,979 and stymie the sexual fantasies of many female patients. 571 00:51:08,104 --> 00:51:12,749 And then finally, finally we can schedule you for a breast reduction operation. 572 00:51:12,874 --> 00:51:15,251 No! I don't want to be neuter. 573 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:18,187 Maybe she's right. Sex addicts are everywhere. 574 00:51:18,312 --> 00:51:21,056 And soon they're gonna discover a new sex act. 575 00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:23,258 I'm supposed to help them. 576 00:51:23,383 --> 00:51:25,059 It will pass, Sylvia. 577 00:51:25,184 --> 00:51:27,628 No, there's this guy named ray ray 578 00:51:27,753 --> 00:51:31,130 and he is their leader and he ate me out. 579 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:37,269 You let strangers put their germ-filled mouths on your uterus? 580 00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:41,906 Sylvia, Dr. Arlington told me about these meetings. 581 00:51:42,031 --> 00:51:44,375 Yeah, they're for people like you. 582 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:48,211 Honey, the whole family is gonna go, Sylvia. 583 00:51:48,336 --> 00:51:50,980 But we're not telling anybody. 584 00:51:59,612 --> 00:52:01,789 I've got a pocketful of gold, 585 00:52:01,914 --> 00:52:05,558 and my tongue is on fire. 586 00:52:05,683 --> 00:52:07,883 Let's go sexing...? 587 00:52:11,188 --> 00:52:14,599 Sylvia, stay on this side. 588 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,159 You had a concussion, honey. 589 00:52:25,233 --> 00:52:26,498 Mmph. 590 00:52:28,134 --> 00:52:32,512 No, caprice, you know it doesn't work that way. 591 00:52:32,637 --> 00:52:34,514 It has to be an accident. 592 00:52:44,146 --> 00:52:48,257 Please, I beg of you. 593 00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:53,150 Help me to keep my sexual sobriety. Please. 594 00:53:13,935 --> 00:53:15,611 Ho-ho-ho! 595 00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:25,088 Sex. 596 00:54:25,957 --> 00:54:27,633 My name is Paige, 597 00:54:27,758 --> 00:54:30,335 I'm from roxton and I am a sex addict. 598 00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:33,404 My drug of choice... frottage, 599 00:54:33,529 --> 00:54:36,807 the sexual rubbing-up on unsuspecting citizens. 600 00:54:36,932 --> 00:54:39,576 "Excuse me," I'd say, while I'd grind my crotch 601 00:54:39,701 --> 00:54:43,246 into an unsuspecting passenger on a crowded airplane. 602 00:54:43,371 --> 00:54:45,748 Halt, hungry, angry, 603 00:54:45,873 --> 00:54:47,549 lonely, tired. 604 00:54:47,674 --> 00:54:49,984 No one ever knew. I was in first class... 605 00:54:50,109 --> 00:54:53,354 Hello, I'm Ronnie the rimmer and I'm a sex addict. 606 00:54:56,014 --> 00:54:59,859 I'm Sylvia and my privates are in crisis. 607 00:54:59,984 --> 00:55:01,894 I'm Sylvia's husband Vaughn, 608 00:55:02,019 --> 00:55:04,496 and... I'm trying to understand. 609 00:55:04,621 --> 00:55:06,698 And this is my daughter, caprice. 610 00:55:06,823 --> 00:55:09,600 Yeah, and Prozac saved my life. 611 00:55:09,725 --> 00:55:13,170 I'm big Ethel and don't get any ideas, I'm normal. 612 00:55:13,295 --> 00:55:17,840 Hello, I'm Tony the tickler and I was a tickle top. 613 00:55:17,965 --> 00:55:19,708 And that's nothing to laugh at. 614 00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:24,279 We are the stickles family and it's nice to be here. 615 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:27,215 Excuse me, I'd say for the hundredth time... 616 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:29,817 This is lu Ann and Larry. 617 00:55:29,942 --> 00:55:31,819 We were into "Roman showers." 618 00:55:31,944 --> 00:55:33,620 Vomiting on each other as foreplay. 619 00:55:33,745 --> 00:55:35,822 But that doesn't come up anymore. 620 00:55:35,947 --> 00:55:37,990 No, siree, a higher power saved us. 621 00:55:38,115 --> 00:55:39,992 I want these people arrested 622 00:55:40,117 --> 00:55:42,227 and punished to the full extent of the law. 623 00:55:42,352 --> 00:55:45,597 Let me lead you to recovery. 624 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:48,666 Once, a man on jury duty complained that I rode his knee 625 00:55:48,791 --> 00:55:50,901 when we filed in to announce the verdict. 626 00:55:51,026 --> 00:55:52,969 But I denied it to the judge. 627 00:55:53,094 --> 00:55:55,538 Sex addicts learn to lie. 628 00:55:55,663 --> 00:55:59,808 Denial... don't need you to know that I am lying. 629 00:55:59,933 --> 00:56:06,213 They call me dora. And I'm a chronic. 630 00:56:06,338 --> 00:56:09,015 I've been sober only two weeks now. 631 00:56:09,140 --> 00:56:11,507 I'm Sylvia and I've hit bottom. 632 00:56:12,510 --> 00:56:14,920 ... Day in and day out. 633 00:56:15,045 --> 00:56:18,056 Finally someone reported me to a security guard and I was arrested. 634 00:56:18,181 --> 00:56:23,093 - I would hope so. - We don't judge others here, madam. 635 00:56:23,218 --> 00:56:25,295 Progress, not perfection. 636 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:29,065 Sex addicts, your meetings are my life. 637 00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:32,001 Thank you. 638 00:56:32,126 --> 00:56:34,003 Thank you so much. 639 00:56:34,128 --> 00:56:36,939 Halt, hungry, angry, 640 00:56:37,064 --> 00:56:38,707 lonely, tired... 641 00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:42,877 All this yelling is giving me a "Swedish headache." 642 00:56:43,002 --> 00:56:46,169 You know what I mean? Horny. 643 00:56:47,172 --> 00:56:48,848 This woman is crazy. 644 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:53,585 Nothing's the matter with "lightin' the oven" once in a while. 645 00:56:53,710 --> 00:56:56,487 Hello, I'm Paige and I am a sex addict. 646 00:56:56,612 --> 00:56:59,456 I'm Sylvia and I can't control 647 00:56:59,581 --> 00:57:01,991 my... "Axis of evil." 648 00:57:02,116 --> 00:57:04,093 Let me be your sponsor, Sylvia. 649 00:57:04,218 --> 00:57:06,829 Thank you. I'm so ashamed. 650 00:57:06,954 --> 00:57:11,266 - Admit to God... you are a whore. - I'm a whore. 651 00:57:11,391 --> 00:57:15,970 Make a list of all the people you've slept with and apologies to their parents. 652 00:57:16,095 --> 00:57:18,605 My name is Mr. Pay day. 653 00:57:18,730 --> 00:57:21,741 - And I'm here for a little scat chat. - Thank you. 654 00:57:21,866 --> 00:57:26,211 A pay day is an unflushed turd, hence my name. 655 00:57:27,603 --> 00:57:30,247 I used to defecate in public restrooms 656 00:57:30,372 --> 00:57:32,349 up and down harford road 657 00:57:32,474 --> 00:57:35,518 - and never flush the toilet. - That was him? 658 00:57:35,643 --> 00:57:38,921 But my life of turd abuse didn't stop there, no. 659 00:57:39,046 --> 00:57:42,257 I started doing "upper deckers"... 660 00:57:42,382 --> 00:57:44,292 shitting in the top tank of the toilet, 661 00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:46,927 where no one would ever look to find the odor. 662 00:57:47,052 --> 00:57:49,362 I can certainly judge that. 663 00:57:49,487 --> 00:57:52,465 - Progress, not perfection. - Thank you. 664 00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:54,934 Thank you, it really means a lot. 665 00:57:55,059 --> 00:57:59,037 Hi, my name is caprice 666 00:57:59,162 --> 00:58:01,428 and I am a sex addict. 667 00:58:04,232 --> 00:58:06,275 I used to be known as Ursula udders, 668 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:10,334 but let me tell you, Ursula udders is utterly over. 669 00:58:11,537 --> 00:58:15,748 I'm on Prozac now and I am a new woman. 670 00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:21,452 Halt, hungry, angry, lonely, tired. 671 00:58:21,577 --> 00:58:25,222 Ever jerk off when one of your hands is asleep? 672 00:58:25,347 --> 00:58:27,424 No. Look, please, I'm a neuter. 673 00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:32,161 Try it. It feels like somebody else is doing it. 674 00:58:32,286 --> 00:58:35,364 I defied nature and now I must pay the price. 675 00:58:35,489 --> 00:58:38,567 - Ever take a "rufie"? - No! 676 00:58:38,692 --> 00:58:41,836 Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home 677 00:58:41,961 --> 00:58:43,971 and date rape myself all night long. 678 00:58:44,096 --> 00:58:48,074 That I will get a breast reduction operation. 679 00:58:48,199 --> 00:58:49,942 Yes. I will. 680 00:58:50,067 --> 00:58:54,179 - I promise. - Yes! Yes! 681 00:58:54,304 --> 00:58:56,848 And I will never 682 00:58:56,973 --> 00:59:00,318 be nude again! 683 00:59:00,443 --> 00:59:04,187 Thank you. Thank you. 684 00:59:04,312 --> 00:59:06,711 I got my girls. 685 00:59:08,347 --> 00:59:12,125 Er ... er ... My name is Sylvia, 686 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:16,161 and I too am a sex addict. 687 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:19,420 But I'm not dirty anymore. 688 00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:21,865 Grr-rr ... 689 00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:25,535 That's right, Sylvia. You know how long your poor dead father had to wait? 690 00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:29,528 It was a long hard road to this vagina. 691 00:59:30,831 --> 00:59:34,876 We must warn others in the concussion community, 692 00:59:35,001 --> 00:59:39,513 that a head injury is not an excuse for debauchery. 693 00:59:40,939 --> 00:59:43,506 That's right, sister! 694 00:59:44,976 --> 00:59:48,287 But your vagina belongs to eternity, Sylvia stickles. 695 00:59:50,013 --> 00:59:51,522 Be gone, beelzebub. 696 00:59:51,647 --> 00:59:54,558 Let my mother's oven be! 697 00:59:54,683 --> 00:59:56,660 I'm not your filthy apostle. 698 00:59:56,785 --> 00:59:58,995 No, sir, no! 699 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,397 I'm not number anything. 700 01:00:01,522 --> 01:00:06,167 He is a fraud. Remember Jim Jones? Remember people's temple? 701 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:10,537 He's a sex addict. A filthy controlling pervert who wants your soul. 702 01:00:10,662 --> 01:00:14,540 It's all mumbo-jumbo. He's just a filthy man. 703 01:00:14,665 --> 01:00:16,775 Sex addicts, you are the chosen people. 704 01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:19,577 Help us uncover nature's secret. 705 01:00:19,702 --> 01:00:24,938 Halt, horny, lustful. 706 01:00:26,141 --> 01:00:30,720 - Seduce your sponsor. - One pop at a time. 707 01:00:30,845 --> 01:00:33,222 Intimacy equals inadequacy. 708 01:00:33,347 --> 01:00:36,124 What's the matter with you people? 709 01:00:36,249 --> 01:00:38,159 You're wasting valuable sex time. 710 01:00:38,284 --> 01:00:40,427 Your oven is like a charity. 711 01:00:40,552 --> 01:00:45,397 You must give, give and give... 712 01:00:45,522 --> 01:00:47,365 I'm slipping. 713 01:00:47,490 --> 01:00:49,600 I'm slipping. 714 01:00:49,725 --> 01:00:52,169 Recovery is regression. 715 01:00:52,294 --> 01:00:54,571 It will never pass. 716 01:00:54,696 --> 01:00:57,740 No, don't! I have to. 717 01:00:57,865 --> 01:01:01,210 Don't listen to him. 718 01:01:04,570 --> 01:01:07,014 Stop it. Please, I'm a neuter! 719 01:01:10,441 --> 01:01:12,051 Concussion sufferers, 720 01:01:12,176 --> 01:01:15,454 find the new orgasm and we'll all be supernatural. 721 01:01:15,579 --> 01:01:17,522 It's out there, you just... 722 01:01:17,647 --> 01:01:20,514 I have to do this. 723 01:01:23,185 --> 01:01:26,396 There is no higher power than sex! 724 01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:28,264 Stop it! Aah! 725 01:01:28,389 --> 01:01:31,934 Stop it, don't touch me. I've been neutered. 726 01:01:32,059 --> 01:01:33,902 Let no sex act... 727 01:01:34,027 --> 01:01:36,604 You're fired, David, and no unemployment neither. 728 01:01:36,729 --> 01:01:39,607 It's okay. This is sex. 729 01:01:39,732 --> 01:01:42,142 There is a beautiful woman here tonight named Sylvia 730 01:01:42,267 --> 01:01:44,144 who can reveal a secret. 731 01:01:44,269 --> 01:01:46,946 And that woman is my wife! 732 01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:50,282 Vaughn, let us show you eternal sexual satisfaction. 733 01:01:50,407 --> 01:01:52,317 - We love you. - Love?! 734 01:01:52,442 --> 01:01:55,109 Whatever you do, don't call it love. 735 01:01:57,713 --> 01:02:00,780 God! 736 01:02:06,552 --> 01:02:09,396 Let's go sexing! 737 01:02:27,135 --> 01:02:30,713 Come on, dad! 738 01:02:30,838 --> 01:02:33,771 - Go, baby. - Get off of me! 739 01:02:34,173 --> 01:02:35,249 Ooh! 740 01:02:35,374 --> 01:02:38,151 Sylvia, Sylvia? 741 01:02:38,276 --> 01:02:39,942 Sylvia? 742 01:02:46,149 --> 01:02:49,550 ... The shock of each moment and still be alive. 743 01:02:57,125 --> 01:03:00,559 You've got the devil in your cervix, that's what you've got. 744 01:03:04,831 --> 01:03:06,941 Come home to my penis where you belong. 745 01:03:07,066 --> 01:03:10,444 I can't, Vaughn. I'm a libertine. 746 01:03:10,569 --> 01:03:12,612 I say no to sexual addiction. 747 01:03:12,737 --> 01:03:15,381 You'll get a yeast infection. 748 01:03:15,506 --> 01:03:20,242 Now is the time for home invasion! 749 01:03:34,956 --> 01:03:36,833 Somebody help! 750 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,070 Somebody gave him pills! 751 01:03:49,302 --> 01:03:51,412 We're gonna make a nice sauce... 752 01:03:51,537 --> 01:03:52,780 My God! 753 01:03:52,905 --> 01:03:56,272 Okay, who wants to have sex? 754 01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,317 I do. 755 01:03:58,442 --> 01:04:00,218 She wants me! 756 01:04:00,343 --> 01:04:03,054 - Get off of him! - Let me go with her! 757 01:04:05,381 --> 01:04:06,824 Sex is disgusting! 758 01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:44,388 all right, everybody, just come on in. 759 01:04:44,513 --> 01:04:46,390 That's right, everybody in. 760 01:04:46,515 --> 01:04:48,325 Thank you so much for coming out tonight. 761 01:04:48,450 --> 01:04:50,560 - We got toilet paper? - We've got toilet paper. 762 01:04:50,685 --> 01:04:52,562 We couldn't be doing this without you. 763 01:04:52,687 --> 01:04:55,765 Move up, everybody, okay? 764 01:04:55,890 --> 01:04:58,467 Now, parents, talk to your children 765 01:04:58,592 --> 01:05:01,736 tell them how repulsive sex is. 766 01:05:01,861 --> 01:05:06,907 And kids, tell your mom and dad the truth. 767 01:05:07,032 --> 01:05:10,277 Second base isn't just feeling up a bra strap anymore. 768 01:05:10,402 --> 01:05:12,601 No, it's a home run. 769 01:05:16,439 --> 01:05:18,316 Teenagers everywhere, 770 01:05:18,441 --> 01:05:21,319 come on, join the neuter resistance. 771 01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:25,356 We're not here protesting anything tonight, are we, neuters? 772 01:05:25,481 --> 01:05:27,291 No! 773 01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:29,359 We're for something. 774 01:05:29,484 --> 01:05:31,160 Yes, yes! 775 01:05:31,285 --> 01:05:34,997 That's right. We're for the end of tolerance. 776 01:05:36,156 --> 01:05:39,767 Tolerance went too far and we all know it. 777 01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:42,002 No more tolerance! 778 01:05:42,127 --> 01:05:45,005 No more tolerance! No more tolerance! 779 01:05:45,130 --> 01:05:49,197 No more tolerance! No more tolerance! 780 01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:51,709 Hurry, hurry! 781 01:05:51,834 --> 01:05:54,078 Hey, feel like blowing some tunes? 782 01:05:54,203 --> 01:05:57,847 Come on, don't be shy, what's the matter with you? 783 01:05:57,972 --> 01:05:59,448 Hey! 784 01:05:59,573 --> 01:06:02,551 I'm Sylvia stickles and I've got the itch. 785 01:06:18,755 --> 01:06:21,254 down here! Come on and join the fun! 786 01:06:22,991 --> 01:06:24,223 Ooh! 787 01:06:28,062 --> 01:06:30,172 Hey, hey you white devil! 788 01:06:30,297 --> 01:06:33,041 Come on up here and give me some of that strange. 789 01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:36,877 Put it out, Sylvia. Want some action? 790 01:06:37,002 --> 01:06:38,645 That's right, Sylvia, 791 01:06:38,770 --> 01:06:41,314 we're going pearl diving. 792 01:06:42,873 --> 01:06:46,818 Yes, siree I'm looking to go below 14th street. 793 01:06:46,943 --> 01:06:49,053 Get it, Sylvia, get it while you can. 794 01:06:49,178 --> 01:06:51,088 I'm coming as fast as I can. 795 01:06:51,213 --> 01:06:54,491 No, you're not! 796 01:06:54,616 --> 01:06:56,359 Whoa! 797 01:06:56,484 --> 01:06:58,160 Get your sass in here now! 798 01:06:58,285 --> 01:07:02,186 Get out of here, come on, beat it, Sylvia. 799 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:17,377 Tranquilizers. 800 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:28,753 It's all right. Ray Ray's gonna be all better, right? 801 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,187 You betrayed me. 802 01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:33,390 No, I'm back. I just had a relapse. 803 01:07:33,515 --> 01:07:37,326 Heretics! Because of you I can't have sex. 804 01:07:37,451 --> 01:07:39,795 It's not our fault, we're sorry. 805 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,564 Try this. "Face the nation." 806 01:07:42,689 --> 01:07:45,188 No. Help me. 807 01:07:47,592 --> 01:07:52,204 - I want to be horny. - You will be. Concentrate. 808 01:07:52,329 --> 01:07:56,307 Did you know sex is even infiltrating the economy? 809 01:07:56,432 --> 01:08:00,978 Experts estimate at least 15,000 Americans 810 01:08:01,103 --> 01:08:04,114 are talking dirty at work right this minute. 811 01:08:04,239 --> 01:08:07,850 Talking dirty is costing American business... 812 01:08:07,975 --> 01:08:09,451 Come back, caprice. 813 01:08:09,576 --> 01:08:12,420 Get out. This is a neuter establishment. 814 01:08:12,545 --> 01:08:14,555 We don't serve ray Ray's people here. 815 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:18,592 Don't get a breast reduction, Ursula. Fat freak Frank will die. 816 01:08:18,717 --> 01:08:21,394 His spiritual life is already dead. 817 01:08:21,519 --> 01:08:23,195 But it's coming! 818 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:26,998 No, it isn't. There is no new sex act. 819 01:08:27,123 --> 01:08:29,500 The ressursexion is about to happen. 820 01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,335 God, you're crazy. 821 01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:34,471 This is Tuesday night. This is harford road. 822 01:08:34,596 --> 01:08:36,596 This is a school night! 823 01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:44,946 Ladies, let's start over. 824 01:08:45,071 --> 01:08:47,615 Have you heard about vaginal restoration? 825 01:08:47,740 --> 01:08:50,584 Any gynecologist can do it. 826 01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:53,587 The hymen is sewn back together. 827 01:08:53,712 --> 01:08:54,721 Agh! 828 01:08:54,846 --> 01:08:56,622 Hey, rent a room, not here. 829 01:08:56,747 --> 01:09:00,425 - Get the hell out of my store. - Just come on, you guys. 830 01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:03,127 Vaughn, get this creep out of here. 831 01:09:03,252 --> 01:09:06,119 Right now, I want you out of here. 832 01:09:14,661 --> 01:09:17,472 use a napkin, you freak. 833 01:09:28,772 --> 01:09:31,316 They're everywhere. They're in the bushes. 834 01:09:31,441 --> 01:09:34,686 Dad, somebody's licking our tires. 835 01:09:34,811 --> 01:09:37,321 - Honey, don't look. - Hey, pervert! 836 01:09:37,446 --> 01:09:39,022 Leave our family alone. 837 01:09:39,147 --> 01:09:42,291 - Oof! - Come on, let's just get out of here. 838 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,692 Ho-ho. 839 01:09:43,817 --> 01:09:46,461 Ooh, ever hear of helicoptering? 840 01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:50,464 - Whipping someone's face? - Old hat. 841 01:09:50,589 --> 01:09:52,599 - Shrimping? - Everybody licks toes. 842 01:09:52,724 --> 01:09:58,304 - Tromboning? - I did that during the Reagan administration. 843 01:09:58,429 --> 01:10:00,228 Try some vitamins. 844 01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:08,479 I need to satisfy someone. 845 01:10:08,604 --> 01:10:10,481 Yeah. 846 01:10:28,886 --> 01:10:30,562 yes, mommy's drying dishes 847 01:10:30,687 --> 01:10:32,997 so that pretty little baby will have clean plate-plates 848 01:10:33,122 --> 01:10:35,032 when we move to our new house. 849 01:10:58,108 --> 01:11:00,752 Come on, you're the concussion king. 850 01:11:00,877 --> 01:11:02,353 Am I? Am I? 851 01:11:02,478 --> 01:11:04,555 So many vaginas, so little time. 852 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,557 I try and do good work. 853 01:11:06,682 --> 01:11:08,358 Sometimes chocolate helps. 854 01:11:08,483 --> 01:11:10,526 Give me the green one. 855 01:11:10,651 --> 01:11:12,327 Boy, those candies work. 856 01:11:12,452 --> 01:11:15,519 I managed to cop some Spanish fly down on the block. 857 01:11:16,555 --> 01:11:18,632 That's some good stuff. 858 01:11:18,757 --> 01:11:20,033 - Felching? - Done it. 859 01:11:20,158 --> 01:11:22,035 - Getting your red wings? - I got 'em. 860 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,237 - Plate job? - Over and under. 861 01:11:24,362 --> 01:11:26,439 - Blossoms? - Don't want them. 862 01:11:26,564 --> 01:11:28,007 Ever tried these? 863 01:11:28,132 --> 01:11:32,544 Damn Viagra. And I'm already there. 864 01:11:43,613 --> 01:11:45,590 "Astral-orgasm," 865 01:11:45,715 --> 01:11:49,383 reaching an out-of-body state through sexual arousal. 866 01:12:03,664 --> 01:12:07,042 Let's go sexing! 867 01:12:11,971 --> 01:12:15,182 Come on, you can't do that inside. Take it outside. 868 01:12:15,307 --> 01:12:17,551 Yeah, I'm looking for to get snowed. 869 01:12:17,676 --> 01:12:21,410 - We don't have that. - I've been scarred! 870 01:12:22,946 --> 01:12:24,355 Get off me, I'm straight. 871 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:26,490 So's spaghetti till you get it heated up. 872 01:12:26,615 --> 01:12:29,259 I tell you, this virginal operation works. 873 01:12:29,384 --> 01:12:31,561 Even the most skeptical man will be convinced. 874 01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:33,596 You're what I'd call pitiful. 875 01:12:33,721 --> 01:12:37,700 The restored virgin fills a gelatin capsule with blood 876 01:12:37,825 --> 01:12:40,536 and inserts it into her vagina just before intercourse. 877 01:12:40,661 --> 01:12:42,437 You're all crazy. 878 01:12:42,562 --> 01:12:45,506 When she has sex for the first time, the hymen will pop. 879 01:12:45,631 --> 01:12:48,742 You'll be a virgin for the second time. 880 01:12:48,867 --> 01:12:52,212 - Leave us alone. - Help! 881 01:12:52,337 --> 01:12:53,580 Hey! Hey! 882 01:12:53,705 --> 01:12:55,648 Call the national guard. 883 01:12:55,773 --> 01:12:59,118 - To hell with harford road! - We're moving to D.C. where we belong. 884 01:12:59,243 --> 01:13:01,120 - Frank, call them off. - But, Ursula, 885 01:13:01,245 --> 01:13:04,590 they're hotter than a fresh fox in a forest fire. You know that. 886 01:13:04,715 --> 01:13:08,160 I am pure now, fat blank Frank, I'm a neuter. 887 01:13:08,285 --> 01:13:10,162 Just let 'em puppies loose, honey. 888 01:13:10,287 --> 01:13:13,698 I have faced the beast of lust and I have won. 889 01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:16,233 Besides, my back hurts. 890 01:13:16,358 --> 01:13:19,636 I get rashes. Simple chores bother me. 891 01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:22,905 I would like to sleep on my stomach, if you don't mind. 892 01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:25,407 Please, Ursula...! 893 01:13:25,532 --> 01:13:28,543 - Let's go sexing. - N-o spells no! 894 01:13:28,668 --> 01:13:33,581 - Come on, man... - This isn't that kind of place. Lady, lady! 895 01:13:33,706 --> 01:13:35,739 Aah-aah. 896 01:13:37,409 --> 01:13:40,887 Auto-erotic asphyxiation. You oughta try it! 897 01:13:41,012 --> 01:13:44,891 - Let me in, come on, you know you want it. - Get away! We're not horny. 898 01:13:45,016 --> 01:13:47,526 We're married. We don't want anything. 899 01:13:49,986 --> 01:13:52,129 Somebody somewhere, 900 01:13:52,254 --> 01:13:55,598 finish me up! 901 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:18,583 Feel like getting lucky? 902 01:14:23,378 --> 01:14:25,822 Hey, how about you? How about you? 903 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:39,065 You are barred from the pinewood park-and-pay. 904 01:14:41,225 --> 01:14:43,102 Ever hear of mononucleosis? 905 01:14:43,227 --> 01:14:44,626 Get help! 906 01:14:48,997 --> 01:14:51,007 My God! 907 01:14:51,132 --> 01:14:54,577 - Hey, polar bear, you know what an "otter" is? - No. 908 01:14:54,702 --> 01:14:58,737 It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be. 909 01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:02,140 Find me a significant otter. 910 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:07,276 Ungh! 911 01:15:08,746 --> 01:15:10,178 Whoop! 912 01:15:12,482 --> 01:15:13,680 Oof! 913 01:15:30,063 --> 01:15:31,506 Yes! 914 01:15:31,631 --> 01:15:33,508 Get out, you disgusting piece of filth. 915 01:15:33,633 --> 01:15:35,866 Get out now and never come back. 916 01:15:52,816 --> 01:15:54,459 No. Not you. 917 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:56,517 Yeah! 918 01:16:02,758 --> 01:16:06,292 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 919 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,843 Mom. 920 01:16:56,336 --> 01:16:58,313 this is a liberated area. 921 01:16:58,438 --> 01:17:01,316 The sexual revolution has been won. 922 01:17:01,441 --> 01:17:03,351 You can finally be free. Come out. 923 01:17:03,476 --> 01:17:05,353 The neuters have fled. 924 01:17:05,478 --> 01:17:07,355 There is somebody for everybody. 925 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,590 - That means you!... - Ray ray! 926 01:17:09,715 --> 01:17:13,093 Straight, gay or bi, there's a new sex act just waiting for you. 927 01:17:13,218 --> 01:17:16,529 Sex for everybody! Help your neighbors joyously. 928 01:17:16,654 --> 01:17:19,398 Hurry! You, on your front lawn. 929 01:17:19,523 --> 01:17:21,366 Join us. Come on, let's go. 930 01:17:21,491 --> 01:17:23,968 The neuters are history. 931 01:17:24,093 --> 01:17:26,003 We have taken over! 932 01:17:26,128 --> 01:17:27,671 Today harford road... 933 01:17:27,796 --> 01:17:30,306 Tomorrow the world! 934 01:17:30,431 --> 01:17:34,310 Then all of Baltimore, then up to Washington and finally New York, 935 01:17:34,435 --> 01:17:36,779 the midwest, the South, California, 936 01:17:36,904 --> 01:17:39,414 Europe, Japan, north Korea... 937 01:17:39,539 --> 01:17:41,482 the whole world at the same time. 938 01:17:41,607 --> 01:17:44,574 Sexual anarchy will finally happen. 939 01:17:48,645 --> 01:17:50,788 Come on, let's go! Jump on! 940 01:18:00,052 --> 01:18:02,329 Ladies and gentlemen, the captain's informed 941 01:18:02,454 --> 01:18:04,130 that we have begun our final approach 942 01:18:04,255 --> 01:18:06,432 into Ronald Reagan Washington national airport. 943 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:08,467 Mr. Hasselhoff? 944 01:18:08,592 --> 01:18:11,369 Sorry to interrupt, but you are my favorite star. 945 01:18:11,494 --> 01:18:13,170 - Can I have your autograph? - Yeah, sure. 946 01:18:13,295 --> 01:18:15,405 - Thank you. - If you must use the lavatory 947 01:18:15,530 --> 01:18:18,541 prior to our scheduled arrival, please do so at this time. 948 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:21,277 Excuse me one second. Thanks. 949 01:18:23,704 --> 01:18:25,514 Per few regulations, 950 01:18:25,639 --> 01:18:28,116 please put away any electronic devices. 951 01:18:28,241 --> 01:18:31,352 Flight crew, prepare for landing. 952 01:18:37,515 --> 01:18:39,114 Sylvia! 953 01:18:40,117 --> 01:18:41,960 Ursula! 954 01:18:42,085 --> 01:18:43,828 You're beautiful, baby... 955 01:18:43,953 --> 01:18:46,197 I'm past that, Frank, forever! 956 01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:50,433 - Yeah, come on. 957 01:19:04,569 --> 01:19:06,601 My pills! 958 01:19:54,010 --> 01:19:59,112 Honey... can I have some lunch downtown? 959 01:20:01,082 --> 01:20:02,614 Dad! 960 01:20:09,655 --> 01:20:12,855 No, Vaughn, I've done that. 961 01:20:14,758 --> 01:20:16,991 You know, don't you? 962 01:21:11,609 --> 01:21:13,619 She was a neuter. 963 01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:17,112 A sexual anorexic whose time has come. 964 01:21:58,118 --> 01:21:59,361 Big Ethel...? 965 01:22:06,224 --> 01:22:08,023 Ooh! 966 01:23:08,178 --> 01:23:10,211 The big "o." 967 01:23:13,282 --> 01:23:16,249 Do it for us one more time, ray ray. 968 01:23:18,519 --> 01:23:20,963 Now, ray ray, now! 969 01:23:21,088 --> 01:23:23,354 Now! 970 01:23:26,859 --> 01:23:30,703 Let's go sexing!