1 00:00:03,055 --> 00:00:04,522 No, no, no. It's taken. 2 00:00:05,124 --> 00:00:06,455 It's taken. 3 00:00:15,334 --> 00:00:17,029 Okay, excuse me. 4 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:19,896 I'm just wondering 5 00:00:20,005 --> 00:00:23,168 if you could help me move the table about three feet this way? 6 00:00:24,343 --> 00:00:26,174 I just... I like it better over there. 7 00:00:28,514 --> 00:00:30,345 Great, keep going just a little further. 8 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:35,644 Go, team. That's fantastic work. Thank you. Almost. 9 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:40,216 Almost. Almost there. Okay. 10 00:00:40,392 --> 00:00:42,257 Okay, okay, okay. Okay. 11 00:00:50,736 --> 00:00:52,328 Ally Darling. 12 00:00:52,437 --> 00:00:53,836 Tom? 13 00:00:54,039 --> 00:00:55,165 Shh! 14 00:00:57,309 --> 00:01:00,005 Oh, my God! He's taking me to this party tonight. 15 00:01:00,112 --> 00:01:01,306 I offered to stay at the Best Western, 16 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:03,779 but he insisted on putting me up at the Omni. 17 00:01:03,882 --> 00:01:05,110 He dropped you off at the hotel 18 00:01:05,217 --> 00:01:07,777 and didn't come up for "it's good to see you" sex? 19 00:01:07,886 --> 00:01:09,046 What'd you do to turn him off? 20 00:01:09,154 --> 00:01:10,849 Nothing. He's a gentleman. 21 00:01:10,956 --> 00:01:12,719 You wore that pantsuit, didn't you? 22 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:16,191 That pantsuit is sexy. It's very Katharine Hepburn. 23 00:01:16,295 --> 00:01:17,853 All right. Let's clear something up right now. 24 00:01:17,963 --> 00:01:20,261 Katharine Hepburn was not sexy. Audrey Hepburn was sexy. 25 00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:21,525 Katharine Hepburn was a dude. 26 00:01:22,968 --> 00:01:26,233 Well, Tom is just a good guy. 27 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:29,364 Besides, you wouldn't know a gentleman if he tiptoed up behind you 28 00:01:29,474 --> 00:01:31,101 and tickled your balls. 29 00:01:33,178 --> 00:01:34,770 Hello. Thank you. 30 00:01:37,316 --> 00:01:39,147 I just got a present. 31 00:01:40,085 --> 00:01:41,074 Oh! 32 00:01:41,386 --> 00:01:45,880 He just sent over the most beautiful dress I've ever seen! 33 00:01:46,725 --> 00:01:48,852 I feel like Cinderella. 34 00:01:49,127 --> 00:01:52,688 Careful, if you're not home by midnight, it might turn into a pantsuit. 35 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:02,598 Wow! 36 00:02:03,108 --> 00:02:04,336 Look at you. 37 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:10,105 You don't... You don't think it's a little small? 38 00:02:11,617 --> 00:02:12,845 I'm sorry. 39 00:02:12,951 --> 00:02:15,181 It was hard to tell what was going on underneath the pantsuit. 40 00:02:17,856 --> 00:02:20,154 Perfect. You ready? 41 00:02:20,959 --> 00:02:22,859 - Okay. - You all right? 42 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:27,528 Excuse me. 43 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:30,825 All right. 44 00:02:30,936 --> 00:02:32,403 - Ready? All right. - Ready. 45 00:02:34,006 --> 00:02:39,273 I feel lucky I feel free 46 00:02:39,378 --> 00:02:43,906 I feel everything's a possibility 47 00:02:49,354 --> 00:02:51,151 I can't believe Senator Phillips and his wife 48 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:53,622 - were talking to us for, like, 15 minutes. - I know! 49 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:55,590 He didn't even know my name before tonight. 50 00:02:55,694 --> 00:02:58,527 Now he wants to hear my ideas about the tobacco reform bill. 51 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:02,589 And she wants to take me out to lunch. Some place with popovers! 52 00:03:04,202 --> 00:03:05,931 We make a great team. 53 00:03:06,038 --> 00:03:08,097 With you by my side, we could own this town. 54 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,003 We could totally own it. 55 00:03:10,409 --> 00:03:11,967 I mean it, Ally. 56 00:03:16,214 --> 00:03:20,116 Look, I have my eyes on a Senate seat, and then the presidency. 57 00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:22,049 Now, if tonight is any indication, 58 00:03:22,154 --> 00:03:24,145 I think together we could go all the way. 59 00:03:24,256 --> 00:03:26,417 - Let's do it! - So, we're doing it? 60 00:03:26,525 --> 00:03:27,992 Yeah! 61 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:30,491 What are we doing? 62 00:03:30,929 --> 00:03:32,658 We're getting married! 63 00:03:34,066 --> 00:03:36,034 - Oh. - Yeah! 64 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:37,692 Well, 65 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:40,966 maybe we should kiss first and see how that goes. 66 00:03:41,373 --> 00:03:44,399 A kiss? No. 67 00:03:44,509 --> 00:03:47,535 I want you to be my beard. I'm gay. 68 00:03:50,248 --> 00:03:51,272 What? 69 00:03:51,383 --> 00:03:53,510 Gay. Like super gay. 70 00:03:53,618 --> 00:03:57,019 Like, one down here, one here, one here, one here, gay. 71 00:03:58,490 --> 00:03:59,855 I thought you knew that. 72 00:04:00,759 --> 00:04:02,989 America's ready for a black President. 73 00:04:03,095 --> 00:04:05,655 They're not ready for a gay black President. 74 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:08,928 And we have history, Ally. 75 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:12,435 I mean, I wouldn't have known I was gay if I hadn't dated you. 76 00:04:14,072 --> 00:04:16,666 So, what do you say? 77 00:04:16,775 --> 00:04:18,606 Can I get back to you? 78 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:39,988 Hey, Bandit. 79 00:04:44,403 --> 00:04:46,394 Wait, wait, wait. Don't move. Stay right there. 80 00:04:47,973 --> 00:04:49,372 What are you doing here? 81 00:04:49,474 --> 00:04:51,169 I'm not depressed enough to sleep with you. 82 00:04:51,276 --> 00:04:52,743 Close your eyes. 83 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:55,335 - That won't help. - And 84 00:04:55,847 --> 00:04:57,246 open them. 85 00:05:02,454 --> 00:05:04,081 What do you think? 86 00:05:12,264 --> 00:05:13,288 My wiring's a little spotty. 87 00:05:13,398 --> 00:05:15,832 Every time these go on, your bathroom light burns out, 88 00:05:15,934 --> 00:05:17,902 but I think it's worth it. 89 00:05:21,373 --> 00:05:22,670 What did you do? 90 00:05:22,774 --> 00:05:24,901 I think it really brings out the detail, you know? 91 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:27,240 I never noticed Louie's gold tooth before. 92 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:29,540 I named him Louie, by the way. 93 00:05:31,149 --> 00:05:32,844 I can't believe it. 94 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,382 This is amazing. 95 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,853 Yeah. Well, you sounded depressed on the phone, so... 96 00:05:39,424 --> 00:05:40,891 You hungry? 97 00:05:42,394 --> 00:05:43,452 I'm starving! 98 00:05:45,831 --> 00:05:48,595 So, I got good news. I found Julie from college. 99 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,998 She is a man now, and she's single. 100 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:54,129 She's cute. Looks like Ralph Macchio. 101 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:56,896 You know what? 102 00:05:57,042 --> 00:05:59,306 Even if he were straight, it wouldn't have worked anyway. 103 00:05:59,411 --> 00:06:03,108 You got to be a lady to be the First Lady, and I ain't no lady. 104 00:06:03,215 --> 00:06:05,649 You're a lady. You're lots of lady. 105 00:06:06,218 --> 00:06:10,314 You're once, twice, 20 times a lady. 106 00:06:16,661 --> 00:06:18,356 Okay. Okay. 107 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,624 You're once, twice 108 00:06:20,732 --> 00:06:23,292 Three times a lady 109 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:26,862 I love you 110 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:32,734 Yeah, you're once, twice 111 00:06:33,578 --> 00:06:35,307 Three times a lady 112 00:06:37,582 --> 00:06:40,608 I love you 113 00:06:44,022 --> 00:06:45,512 Thank you. Thank you. 114 00:06:45,624 --> 00:06:46,716 Whoa. 115 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:53,027 Oh, shit. 116 00:06:53,131 --> 00:06:56,328 I either need to lie down or throw up. 117 00:06:56,434 --> 00:06:57,662 You okay? 118 00:06:57,769 --> 00:06:59,930 Yeah. No. 119 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:02,867 I have to go to my sister's wedding alone. 120 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:05,506 I'll go with you. 121 00:07:06,044 --> 00:07:09,411 - You'd do that? - Yeah. Why not? 122 00:07:11,516 --> 00:07:15,008 Thanks. I really appreciate that. 123 00:07:18,356 --> 00:07:20,790 I still think I'm gonna throw up. 124 00:07:22,394 --> 00:07:23,452 Let's get some air. 125 00:07:33,672 --> 00:07:35,264 What are we doing? 126 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,865 Just because it's dark doesn't mean you have to whisper. 127 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:45,273 - Are we in the Garden? - Yep. 128 00:07:46,618 --> 00:07:48,449 This has got to be illegal. 129 00:07:48,553 --> 00:07:50,919 Yeah, probably. I worked here one summer. 130 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:55,049 I passed out programs and I managed to swipe a passkey before I got fired. 131 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,149 You got fired? 132 00:07:56,261 --> 00:07:59,924 Yeah. There was an incident with the mascot. 133 00:08:00,031 --> 00:08:01,259 What happened? 134 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,931 I may or may not have pissed in his pot of gold. 135 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:07,596 - Ever played H.O.R.S.E. In the Garden? - No. 136 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,600 But I have played H.O.R.S.E. 137 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:13,439 Okay, okay. 138 00:08:15,313 --> 00:08:16,302 Okay. 139 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,581 Oh! No! 140 00:08:21,519 --> 00:08:25,615 "H" for you, my friend. What are you doing? 141 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:28,488 We're playing strip H.O.R.S.E. Is there another kind? 142 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:31,559 There's the kind where you keep your clothes on. 143 00:08:31,663 --> 00:08:35,690 What's fun about that? All right. "H." 144 00:08:37,202 --> 00:08:38,567 Backboard. 145 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:42,267 Uh-huh. 146 00:08:42,707 --> 00:08:44,140 Okay. Okay. 147 00:08:51,049 --> 00:08:52,846 Oh, my God! 148 00:09:03,928 --> 00:09:04,986 Nope. 149 00:09:09,901 --> 00:09:11,095 Yeah! 150 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,130 Panty time! 151 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:17,708 Come on! 152 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:30,445 That was close. That's an "H." 153 00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:35,887 This is not fair. 154 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:39,694 I miss one shot, and I'm almost totally naked. 155 00:09:40,465 --> 00:09:41,557 Well, that's the game. 156 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:44,931 Well, the game is changing. 157 00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:46,663 It's now one-on-one. 158 00:09:53,478 --> 00:09:55,002 This way. Let's go, baby. 159 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,579 Come get it. 160 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,583 Okay. Let's go. 161 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,916 Here we go, here we go Satellite radio 162 00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:07,924 Y'all getting hit with boom boom 163 00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:09,721 Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns 164 00:10:09,828 --> 00:10:11,489 Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom 165 00:10:11,596 --> 00:10:13,223 Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom 166 00:10:13,565 --> 00:10:15,192 Shittin' on y'all with the... 167 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:33,242 Oh, my God. 168 00:10:33,685 --> 00:10:34,947 I can't believe it. 169 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:37,453 I think that dress is gonna look good on him. 170 00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:40,524 It's a good thing you play the guitar, because you suck at basketball. 171 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:44,559 Well, you can't be good at everything. It just wouldn't be fair. 172 00:10:44,662 --> 00:10:47,529 And I can't believe that you can play Lionel Richie! 173 00:10:47,632 --> 00:10:48,997 I can play a lot of things. 174 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:52,297 So, how come you don't make a living at it? You're really good. 175 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,598 Ah, I want to play my own music. 176 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:57,766 Don't you worry about paying the rent? 177 00:10:57,876 --> 00:10:59,673 I don't love marketing, but... 178 00:10:59,778 --> 00:11:01,370 What do you love? 179 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,845 I love making those freaky little sculptures, 180 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,786 but I'm not gonna make any money at that. 181 00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:12,288 How do you know? You've never tried. 182 00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:16,924 I've never jumped into the harbor, either. 183 00:11:17,028 --> 00:11:19,292 Doesn't mean that it's a good idea. 184 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:20,659 I think it's a great idea. 185 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:24,565 I think it's the best idea you've ever had. 186 00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:27,833 - No. - Yes. 187 00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:29,338 - No. - Yes! 188 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,032 - No. - Yes! 189 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:32,769 We are gonna jump in the harbor! 190 00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,344 - No. No. No. No. - Let's go. 191 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,379 God! No! 192 00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:37,675 Let's do it! 193 00:11:58,436 --> 00:12:00,370 Holy fuck, this is fucking cold! 194 00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:02,473 This is the worst idea you've ever had! 195 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,646 I can't believe you finally got me naked. 196 00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:20,417 Well, my shirt does look good on you. 197 00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,186 Good, 'cause I'm keeping it. 198 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:25,087 No, you're not. I can't afford to lose anymore shirts. 199 00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:27,187 Women are always stealing my shirts. 200 00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:29,163 Women aren't always stealing your shirts. 201 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:33,897 They're borrowing them, fully intending to give them back, but you never call. 202 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,870 So, you're saying that if I have fewer one-night stands, 203 00:12:35,974 --> 00:12:37,805 I'll have more shirts? 204 00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:39,473 I think so. 205 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:45,213 Well, then, that settles it. 206 00:12:46,818 --> 00:12:48,683 I'm changing my ways, 207 00:12:48,786 --> 00:12:51,482 and I'm not gonna lose anymore shirts. 208 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,584 Really? 209 00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:56,023 Really. 210 00:12:57,996 --> 00:13:02,057 In fact, I think I'm gonna take this one back right now. 211 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,724 Good for you. 212 00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:30,327 - Wait. - It's okay, I have one. 213 00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:31,959 No. 214 00:13:33,031 --> 00:13:34,760 I have to slow down. 215 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:39,935 Okay. Okay, that's fine. 216 00:13:44,008 --> 00:13:47,876 What if I just put it in a little bit? It won't even count. 217 00:13:47,979 --> 00:13:49,810 Eileen says it counts. 218 00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:54,281 What about, like, that much? 219 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,750 That's nothing. 220 00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:57,718 You won't even feel it. 221 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:02,889 Okay. I understand. That's fine. 222 00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,827 But I am gonna keep kissing you. 223 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:40,478 Hi. 224 00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:41,545 Hi. 225 00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:45,043 You look so beautiful in the morning. 226 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,850 - I do? - Yeah. 227 00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:57,688 How's this for a slice of awesome? 228 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:01,288 Mexican wrestling on pay-per-view all day. 229 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:05,062 I will run to the store and get eggs and salsa for huevos rancheros, 230 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:08,866 you stay here and whip up margaritas. Sound good? 231 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,771 Shit! I can't! Oh, my God! 232 00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:15,637 Cereal? 233 00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,806 No! I'm meeting Daisy. 234 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,750 I'm already late. She hates it when I'm late. Oh, no. 235 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,198 Whoo! 236 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:48,768 I can't believe Eddie didn't want to pick out these place cards. 237 00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:51,413 Oh, no, no, no. He has terrible taste in fonts. 238 00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:53,244 Have you convinced Mom to come to the wedding yet? 239 00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:54,440 No, and I don't have to, 240 00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:57,043 because you are gonna talk Dad out of coming. 241 00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:58,918 - I am? - Let's face it. 242 00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:01,082 Dad's only coming because he thinks that he has to. 243 00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:04,218 So, why not just let him off the hook and make everybody happy? 244 00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:06,057 It's not a bad idea. 245 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,292 Oh, great! You guys can cast the final vote. We've narrowed it down. 246 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:13,030 To this one, or this nearly identical one. 247 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,503 Monotype Corsiva. 248 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,437 - How do you know that? - I'm married. 249 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:19,577 Okay, are we done? Because we want to hear about D.C. 250 00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,369 Did you go to the Holocaust Museum? 251 00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:23,413 No, but that would have been more fun. 252 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,483 So, there were no sparks with Tom? 253 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,019 Tom? What happened to Jake? I thought you were looking for Jake. 254 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,055 Jake's in Africa and Tom's gay, but it's okay, 255 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,024 because Colin is gonna be my date for the wedding. 256 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,060 Is that the guy who answered your cell phone 257 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,029 and got mad at me for waking him up at 2:00 in the afternoon? 258 00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,065 Yeah. I took his phone by mistake. 259 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,294 You invited Colin? Your rapey neighbor? 260 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,869 Do we call him that? 261 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,369 Just behind your back. 262 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:52,600 Okay. Well, let's stop because he's actually a pretty good guy. 263 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,836 Oh, Ally. 264 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,543 - What? - You slept with him! 265 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,012 Oh, no! 266 00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,607 I did not. I didn't. 267 00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:01,742 Good. Don't. 268 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:03,848 Because he's not the kind of guy you end up with. 269 00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:06,389 He's the kind of guy you date before the guy you end up with. 270 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,220 How do you know? You haven't even met him. 271 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,350 I don't have to meet him. I've had sex with him. 272 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,124 Except his name is Doug, and he's a fucking liar! 273 00:17:13,264 --> 00:17:16,756 Well, I have met him, and he is dangerously sexy. 274 00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:20,099 And if he wanted to come in through the back door, you'd let him. 275 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,005 Don't let him, Ally. 276 00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:24,006 You guys don't need to worry. 277 00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:26,008 I'm not going to let him in any door. 278 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,908 He's just a friend who's doing me a favor. 279 00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:58,032 Honey, I'm home. 280 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:03,871 So, I TiVo-ed Mexican wrestling for you and I cooked. 281 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,008 They're supposed to be taquitos, they look like cannolis, 282 00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:10,383 but they kind of taste like egg rolls. 283 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:12,979 What are you doing? Are you working on the diner? All right. 284 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,122 Don't let me bug you. 285 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:27,300 Hey, so, just out of curiosity, did you ever hear anything from Jake? 286 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:29,730 Nope. 287 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:35,243 Really? Not a phone call? Nothing? 288 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,311 Nope. 289 00:18:40,151 --> 00:18:42,016 Okay, well, 290 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,988 I'm kind of busy right now, so I guess I'll just see you later. 291 00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:48,821 Shit! Ally, wait. 292 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,221 - Wait, wait. - Just go. 293 00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:51,488 I don't want to hear anymore lies. 294 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:53,256 All right, yes. Jake is back in town 295 00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:55,889 and I do have his number, but I didn't think that mattered now. 296 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,331 Would you please just go? 297 00:18:57,435 --> 00:18:58,868 What about last night? 298 00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,370 I think we should just forget about last night. 299 00:19:01,472 --> 00:19:03,372 - Because of Jake? - No. 300 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:09,011 Because you're not the kind of guy I'm supposed to end up with. 301 00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:12,277 What kind of guy am I, Ally? 302 00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,746 You're the kind of guy you date before you meet the guy you end up with, 303 00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:19,652 and I've already dated 20 of you. 304 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,754 So, you're gonna try and make it work with Jake, 305 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:30,231 a guy you haven't seen in years, just so you don't go over the number 20? 306 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,199 It's not just about a number anymore, okay? 307 00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:34,396 - Well, then what is it? - It's what I want! 308 00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:35,699 You don't know what you want, Ally. 309 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,401 You're so busy trying to be what everyone else wants you to be, 310 00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:39,601 you don't know who you are. 311 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,111 At least I have relationships. 312 00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:45,841 You can't even hang out with a woman for 24 hours without sleeping with her. 313 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,145 That was true until I met you. 314 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:55,825 Well, I'm sure that if we had slept together, you'd be long gone by now, 315 00:19:55,927 --> 00:20:00,023 because that's who you are, Colin, and that's who you'll always be. 316 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:06,103 All right. Whatever you say, Ally. You obviously have it all figured out. 317 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,105 And I do know who I am! 318 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:15,441 I'm someone who's not gonna let another undeserving asshole into my heart! 319 00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:17,309 Or my vagina! 320 00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,007 Shut the fuck up! 321 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,139 Stop fucking your dog! 322 00:20:47,008 --> 00:20:50,239 Hi, Jake Adams, it's Ally. 323 00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:54,479 Ally Darling from high school. Go, Vikings. 324 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,175 Um... 325 00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:58,118 I came across your number, 326 00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:02,781 and I thought, "Wow, I should really call Jake" 327 00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:07,590 "and leave him a long, rambling message on his voice mail." 328 00:21:09,697 --> 00:21:15,431 Anyway, if you're feeling up to it, you can give me a call anytime. 329 00:21:15,537 --> 00:21:18,028 My number is 617-55... 330 00:21:19,274 --> 00:21:22,937 Oh, my God, I just hiccupped. I'm sorry. 331 00:21:23,811 --> 00:21:25,073 617-55... 332 00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:28,806 All right. Okay... 333 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:31,477 My number is 617-555-0192. Okay, bye. 334 00:21:36,858 --> 00:21:39,952 Well, who doesn't call that girl back? 335 00:21:46,768 --> 00:21:47,792 Not again. 336 00:21:48,269 --> 00:21:49,759 Who's the surprise guest this time? 337 00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:51,031 I was supposed to have lunch with Dad 338 00:21:51,139 --> 00:21:52,663 to tell him that he didn't have to come to the wedding, 339 00:21:52,774 --> 00:21:54,298 but then he said he was gonna bring his girlfriend. 340 00:21:54,409 --> 00:21:55,398 - Jacinda? - Yeah. 341 00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:57,705 And I just couldn't have that conversation with him in front of her. 342 00:21:57,812 --> 00:22:00,110 So, I just thought, you know, we could do it together. 343 00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:03,843 I am never meeting you for another meal ever again. 344 00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:06,347 You don't mean that. 345 00:22:07,055 --> 00:22:09,489 Ally, I didn't know you were coming. What a nice surprise. 346 00:22:09,591 --> 00:22:10,751 - Hi. - I'm Daisy. 347 00:22:10,858 --> 00:22:13,827 Got all my girls here. I see that you've got one of these, too. 348 00:22:13,928 --> 00:22:16,226 I got a couple for the two of us, so we can text and tweet. 349 00:22:16,497 --> 00:22:19,432 You should follow me on Twitter, "VeryTerry3." 350 00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:21,769 Or we could just talk right now. 351 00:22:21,869 --> 00:22:23,302 LOL. 352 00:22:24,606 --> 00:22:28,098 He is so excited about your wedding. It's all he can text about. 353 00:22:28,209 --> 00:22:30,769 I can't wait for everyone to meet my lady. 354 00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:34,206 Oh, you're coming to the wedding, too? 355 00:22:34,315 --> 00:22:37,250 That's great. That's so great. 356 00:22:37,352 --> 00:22:40,788 - Ally, isn't that so great? - It's great. It's so great. 357 00:22:41,389 --> 00:22:42,413 Oh! 358 00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:46,187 Excuse me for a second. 359 00:22:46,995 --> 00:22:49,486 - Don't go. - We are just fine. 360 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,702 Hold up. Ashton is getting his car washed. 361 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,502 - Nuh-uh. - Lookit. 362 00:23:01,442 --> 00:23:03,672 I am a human rocket 363 00:23:03,778 --> 00:23:06,212 On a mission of deployment 364 00:23:06,314 --> 00:23:08,339 I've been cocked and loaded 365 00:23:08,449 --> 00:23:10,508 Ready for the culmination 366 00:23:10,618 --> 00:23:12,848 I am a human missile 367 00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:14,819 Guided by a secret agenda 368 00:23:14,922 --> 00:23:17,516 That commands my every thoughts and deeds 369 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,718 And wills me on my way 370 00:23:24,198 --> 00:23:26,428 I am a human rocket 371 00:23:26,534 --> 00:23:28,968 On a mission of redemption 372 00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:30,731 I've been cocked and loaded 373 00:23:30,838 --> 00:23:33,272 Primed by everything I know 374 00:23:33,374 --> 00:23:35,604 I am a human missile 375 00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:37,575 Guided by a secret voice 376 00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:40,113 That commands my every thoughts and deeds 377 00:23:40,214 --> 00:23:42,842 And wills me on my righteous way 378 00:24:42,577 --> 00:24:43,771 All right. Great. 379 00:24:45,313 --> 00:24:46,473 Ally. 380 00:24:47,248 --> 00:24:48,237 Jake. 381 00:24:49,484 --> 00:24:52,214 My brothers actually went more into the business side of things, 382 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,517 and when my dad asked me to run the foundation, 383 00:24:55,623 --> 00:24:58,353 it was sort of more of a natural fit for me, you know? 384 00:24:58,459 --> 00:25:01,155 I've always been better at giving away money versus making it. 385 00:25:01,262 --> 00:25:03,287 I'm rambling. I can hear myself totally rambling. 386 00:25:03,397 --> 00:25:04,557 - No. No, no, not at all. - I am. I am. 387 00:25:04,665 --> 00:25:07,293 - I've been doing it all day. - Kind of, but it's interesting. 388 00:25:07,401 --> 00:25:08,868 Hey, what do... I mean, what about you? 389 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:11,029 Last I heard you were in marketing, right? 390 00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:14,973 Yeah. I'm actually in between jobs right now. 391 00:25:15,109 --> 00:25:16,167 Well, listen, say the word. 392 00:25:16,277 --> 00:25:18,438 I mean, I can get you an interview over at Adams in two seconds. 393 00:25:18,546 --> 00:25:19,979 Oh, thank you. 394 00:25:20,081 --> 00:25:22,515 But you know what? I'm actually... I'm thinking about making a change. 395 00:25:22,617 --> 00:25:25,279 A change? Oh, yeah? What would you do? 396 00:25:26,521 --> 00:25:29,422 I make these clay sculptures. 397 00:25:29,524 --> 00:25:32,425 They're sort of these freaky little urban scenes. 398 00:25:32,994 --> 00:25:35,929 They're kind of hard to explain. I'd really have to show you. 399 00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:37,897 I'd love to see them. 400 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:40,959 Really? 401 00:25:41,068 --> 00:25:42,933 They're in my shower. 402 00:25:44,338 --> 00:25:46,101 Then I guess we're done here. 403 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,273 See. This is where they dry. 404 00:25:54,415 --> 00:25:56,280 Wow. They really are in your shower. 405 00:25:56,384 --> 00:25:57,749 Yep. 406 00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:17,704 Did I tell you that he speaks four different languages, 407 00:26:18,072 --> 00:26:19,562 but he's so not obnoxious about it? 408 00:26:19,674 --> 00:26:23,872 And he's still so goddamn handsome, and he smells so fucking good. 409 00:26:23,978 --> 00:26:25,070 It's crazy. 410 00:26:25,179 --> 00:26:28,148 He's taking me to a gala at the Institute of Contemporary Art, 411 00:26:28,249 --> 00:26:30,114 and then I think we're going to go... 412 00:26:30,218 --> 00:26:32,914 Whoa. That's not your dress. 413 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,853 Yeah. Yeah, I know, I just... 414 00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:38,391 Yeah, I just like this one better, 'cause there's just... 415 00:26:38,492 --> 00:26:41,222 You know, it's more comfortable. There's just more room to... 416 00:26:41,329 --> 00:26:45,459 To eat and to move, and to... To dance. 417 00:26:45,566 --> 00:26:46,760 Okay. 418 00:26:46,868 --> 00:26:48,995 I couldn't breathe in my other dress! 419 00:26:49,103 --> 00:26:52,163 A bride should be able to breathe in her own fucking dress! 420 00:26:52,273 --> 00:26:56,471 Sorry, I just am feeling really stressed out right now 421 00:26:56,577 --> 00:27:00,411 because I don't know how I'm going to convince Mom 422 00:27:00,548 --> 00:27:02,175 to come to my wedding, 423 00:27:02,283 --> 00:27:05,309 because our dad is bringing our new mommy, 424 00:27:05,419 --> 00:27:06,716 - and she's not... - Stop. 425 00:27:06,821 --> 00:27:11,417 I will go with you to talk to Mom, and you don't even have to trick me. Okay? 426 00:27:11,525 --> 00:27:14,756 Now, are you sure you can breathe in this dress? 427 00:27:16,497 --> 00:27:18,192 Okay, then do that. 428 00:27:20,801 --> 00:27:22,291 It's really not gonna be that bad. 429 00:27:22,403 --> 00:27:24,633 We're gonna loosen her up. We're gonna ease into it. 430 00:27:24,739 --> 00:27:26,229 It's gonna be great. 431 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,069 If you say so. 432 00:27:29,076 --> 00:27:30,475 Mom? 433 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:33,978 I don't believe you! 434 00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:35,408 When were you planning to tell me about all this? 435 00:27:37,132 --> 00:27:37,826 Hmm? 436 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:41,129 - Uh... Now? - That's why we're here, Mom. 437 00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:44,227 I have to read about it in a magazine? 438 00:27:44,505 --> 00:27:46,200 You and Jake Adams. 439 00:27:47,742 --> 00:27:48,970 Are you an item? 440 00:27:50,645 --> 00:27:51,703 Yes? 441 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,775 Did you just squeal, Mom? 442 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:58,416 I don't know. I'm out of my body right now. 443 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,213 Is it serious? 444 00:28:01,255 --> 00:28:03,485 It could be, but we're taking it slow. 445 00:28:03,591 --> 00:28:05,422 Do you really have that luxury? 446 00:28:05,526 --> 00:28:07,221 I want to make sure that it's right. 447 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,659 Oh, it doesn't get any more right than Jake Adams. 448 00:28:09,764 --> 00:28:12,858 This is your life, Ally, don't get creative. 449 00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:15,299 When I saw you two in that magazine, 450 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:18,031 I went and found some old photographs. 451 00:28:19,173 --> 00:28:20,936 Just look at this. 452 00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,978 I knew he was the one. 453 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:26,103 Aw. 454 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,278 Tell me, Ally, is he gonna be your date to the wedding? 455 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,519 Is he, Ally? 456 00:28:39,393 --> 00:28:40,382 Yes. 457 00:28:40,861 --> 00:28:41,919 Oh! 458 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:44,891 Oh, I got to get the seating chart. 459 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,263 So, you're still gonna come to the wedding, 460 00:28:47,368 --> 00:28:49,131 even though Dad's gonna be there, too? 461 00:28:49,236 --> 00:28:50,635 Of course, darling. 462 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:53,035 My baby only gets married once. 463 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,400 Right? 464 00:28:55,743 --> 00:28:57,734 I am so proud of my girls. 465 00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:03,009 Seating chart. Seating chart. 466 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,641 Where's the little seating chart? 467 00:29:04,752 --> 00:29:06,617 Do we tell her about Jacinda? 468 00:29:06,754 --> 00:29:09,382 No. I think we quit while we're ahead. 469 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,720 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, Mom. 470 00:29:11,826 --> 00:29:12,793 What? 471 00:29:13,361 --> 00:29:14,623 ... and get you drunk 472 00:29:14,729 --> 00:29:18,256 So I can have my wicked way with you 473 00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:20,527 I'm just being honest 474 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:25,867 'Cause I know the other guys are thinking just the same way too 475 00:29:28,943 --> 00:29:31,810 I really love Japan. 476 00:29:31,912 --> 00:29:33,846 Really? 477 00:29:36,617 --> 00:29:38,209 - Are those mini cheeseburgers? - Yes, they are. 478 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,048 May I? Thank you. 479 00:29:41,555 --> 00:29:43,079 You didn't want one? 480 00:29:43,257 --> 00:29:45,282 No, I'm okay. Thank you. 481 00:29:46,093 --> 00:29:48,994 Mmm. These are excellent mini cheeseburgers. 482 00:29:49,964 --> 00:29:52,194 - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. 483 00:29:54,368 --> 00:29:57,201 Show me some skin I might bite it 484 00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:02,108 I wanna have my wicked way with you 485 00:30:06,147 --> 00:30:11,642 So I'm not gonna come over and meet your mom and dad 486 00:30:11,752 --> 00:30:14,084 They know that I was bad 487 00:30:14,288 --> 00:30:17,451 I'm just thinking of three hours or more 488 00:30:17,591 --> 00:30:21,960 So I can have my wicked way with you 489 00:30:23,464 --> 00:30:28,265 My wicked way with you 490 00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:37,936 - Colin, hi. - Hi. 491 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:43,111 Fancy meeting you here, dressed all fancy. 492 00:30:43,217 --> 00:30:44,548 Where you off to? 493 00:30:45,686 --> 00:30:47,153 A wedding. 494 00:30:47,254 --> 00:30:50,052 You, too, right? Today's Daisy's big day. 495 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,956 Yeah. 496 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:57,087 Wow. You're going to a wedding, too. That's weird. 497 00:30:57,198 --> 00:30:58,222 Whose wedding? 498 00:31:00,334 --> 00:31:01,995 Nobody you know. 499 00:31:02,303 --> 00:31:03,429 Oh. 500 00:31:04,939 --> 00:31:08,340 Is it like a date or something? Are you seeing somebody? 501 00:31:10,711 --> 00:31:12,770 Don't worry about it, Ally. 502 00:31:19,854 --> 00:31:22,118 Don't drink too much champagne. 503 00:31:48,215 --> 00:31:50,046 Hey, is my hair too high? 504 00:31:50,151 --> 00:31:51,482 Oh, no, honey. It's perfect. 505 00:31:51,585 --> 00:31:53,644 - Is it going on? - The dress doesn't fit. 506 00:31:53,754 --> 00:31:55,312 - Okay. - Why isn't it zipped? 507 00:31:55,422 --> 00:31:57,049 Can I get some help here? 508 00:31:57,158 --> 00:31:59,388 Where's my Croissan' Wich? 509 00:31:59,493 --> 00:32:00,824 Did somebody eat my Croissan' Wich? 510 00:32:00,928 --> 00:32:03,260 No, honey. Nobody did. You just relax, okay? 511 00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:04,854 Katie, Jamie, find Daisy's Croissan' Wich. 512 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:06,626 - Okay. On it. - Got it. Okay. 513 00:32:07,568 --> 00:32:08,660 Okay, listen, 514 00:32:08,769 --> 00:32:11,067 - I don't want anyone to panic but... - What's happening? 515 00:32:11,172 --> 00:32:13,265 - The harpist isn't coming. - I had a harpist? 516 00:32:13,374 --> 00:32:15,808 She broke her finger during the philharmonic softball league playoffs, 517 00:32:15,910 --> 00:32:18,310 and given that this is one of the busiest wedding weekends of the year, 518 00:32:18,412 --> 00:32:19,504 all the other harpists are booked. 519 00:32:19,947 --> 00:32:21,642 Oh, Christ. Why is this happening to me? 520 00:32:21,749 --> 00:32:23,944 I got a list of all the other weddings happening in the city 521 00:32:24,051 --> 00:32:26,849 and found a replacement who can be here as soon as her first wedding is over. 522 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,956 And if she doesn't show, I play the horn. 523 00:32:30,691 --> 00:32:32,352 Now let's get this girl married, huh? 524 00:32:34,094 --> 00:32:35,584 Daise, I got it. 525 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,655 Please rise for the bride. 526 00:33:10,731 --> 00:33:12,756 We are gathered here today to celebrate the union 527 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,596 of Daisy Ann Darling and Edward Michael Vogel. 528 00:33:16,237 --> 00:33:19,798 Getting to know Daisy and Eddie has reinforced my belief that, 529 00:33:19,907 --> 00:33:21,465 while love is universal, 530 00:33:21,575 --> 00:33:23,770 every couple is unique. 531 00:33:30,818 --> 00:33:34,117 Daisy Darling, today I make these vows to you. 532 00:33:34,989 --> 00:33:36,957 I will never rhyme "crazy" with "Daisy," 533 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:41,224 Even if I mean, like, "crazy good." 534 00:33:41,829 --> 00:33:44,059 I will not blow my nose in the shower. 535 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,794 I promise to always consult you before getting a haircut 536 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,336 and to never grow a mustache. 537 00:33:52,673 --> 00:33:54,106 - Or a soul patch. - No. 538 00:33:57,945 --> 00:34:01,176 I will not blame you for the bad decisions you make in my dreams. 539 00:34:05,219 --> 00:34:10,987 I will keep an eye on that suspicious freckle on your back, 540 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,821 even though I'm really sure it's nothing. 541 00:34:14,728 --> 00:34:19,427 And I will not get mad at you about everything 542 00:34:20,401 --> 00:34:23,859 when I'm only really mad at you about one thing. 543 00:34:28,008 --> 00:34:29,270 By the power vested in me, 544 00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:31,606 I am happy to pronounce you husband and wife. 545 00:34:31,712 --> 00:34:33,202 You may kiss the bride. 546 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:41,187 I'm holding a heart here in my hand 547 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:46,419 Hey, hey, hey 548 00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:51,954 My own work of art 549 00:34:52,066 --> 00:34:54,534 Here where I stand 550 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:59,868 Hey, hey, hey 551 00:35:06,847 --> 00:35:11,307 I can see clearly now The rain is gone 552 00:35:14,621 --> 00:35:17,886 I can see all obstacles in my way 553 00:35:18,025 --> 00:35:20,016 - Quite a party. - Yeah, it sure is. 554 00:35:20,127 --> 00:35:22,493 Hold on. I have to tweet about this. 555 00:35:22,596 --> 00:35:24,587 And hi there. 556 00:35:28,902 --> 00:35:31,234 Your mom always did have a great laugh. 557 00:35:31,372 --> 00:35:33,602 I'm just glad she's happy. 558 00:35:33,707 --> 00:35:35,470 Are you happy? 559 00:35:35,576 --> 00:35:37,373 Yeah. Of course. 560 00:35:43,384 --> 00:35:45,352 Your mom only wants what's best for you, you know. 561 00:35:45,452 --> 00:35:46,441 I know. 562 00:35:46,553 --> 00:35:49,852 Unfortunately, she thinks what's best for you is being exactly like her, 563 00:35:49,957 --> 00:35:51,015 only you're not, Ally. 564 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:54,185 You may have her looks, but you have my rhythm, kid. 565 00:35:54,294 --> 00:35:56,091 I'm afraid it's a little offbeat. 566 00:35:57,698 --> 00:36:00,667 I guess that explains why she's always disappointed in me. 567 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:03,868 I think it's hard for her to look at you and see so much of me. 568 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:12,637 Thanks for the time 569 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,877 That you've given me 570 00:36:14,982 --> 00:36:17,041 Uh, may I? 571 00:36:17,918 --> 00:36:19,249 Why not? 572 00:36:19,353 --> 00:36:21,514 Thank you. Thank you, sir. 573 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,723 God, I'm sorry. I just couldn't slow-dance with your mother. 574 00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:29,057 No, that's okay. 575 00:36:31,265 --> 00:36:34,530 I think the last time we slow-danced was prom night. 576 00:36:34,635 --> 00:36:37,297 Yeah. Yeah, it was. I remember that. 577 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,965 I believe that was also the night where you finally gave me the honor 578 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:44,510 of making you unfit for every other man in the village. 579 00:36:46,313 --> 00:36:47,837 Oh, boy. 580 00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:51,315 You're once, twice 581 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,683 Three times a lady 582 00:36:56,790 --> 00:37:00,317 I know this isn't the ideal place to tell you, but I want to be honest. 583 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:01,917 You weren't my first. 584 00:37:02,996 --> 00:37:04,293 I wasn't? 585 00:37:04,398 --> 00:37:06,294 No, I'm sorry. 586 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,894 Well, so you've been with two guys in your life. Big deal. 587 00:37:12,573 --> 00:37:14,734 More like two times 10. 588 00:37:15,542 --> 00:37:20,639 Right. Like you've had sex with 20 guys. Yuck. 589 00:37:22,349 --> 00:37:23,873 Gross. 590 00:37:26,653 --> 00:37:32,216 Well, all right. I may not have been your first, but maybe I'll be your last. 591 00:37:32,993 --> 00:37:35,086 Why? Are you gonna rape and kill me? 592 00:37:35,195 --> 00:37:37,493 No, but I'm gonna kiss you. 593 00:37:38,765 --> 00:37:41,996 With every beat 594 00:37:42,102 --> 00:37:47,096 Of my heart 595 00:37:47,908 --> 00:37:49,034 You're once 596 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,404 Come with me for a second. 597 00:37:50,511 --> 00:37:51,876 Twice 598 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,205 Three times a lady 599 00:37:57,518 --> 00:38:02,546 So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound? 600 00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:03,987 Starchy. 601 00:38:04,091 --> 00:38:06,059 I've got to do a little traveling for the foundation, 602 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,592 and I'd love it if you came with me. 603 00:38:09,096 --> 00:38:10,654 - Seriously? - Mmm-hmm. 604 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,663 - For how long? - Six months. 605 00:38:13,767 --> 00:38:16,463 I know it sounds like a long time, but you're in-between jobs 606 00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:20,267 and your little sculpture things can wait. 607 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:23,271 And if you think about it, the only thing that's keeping you in Boston is me, 608 00:38:23,377 --> 00:38:25,004 and I'm leaving. 609 00:38:26,947 --> 00:38:28,346 It's time. 610 00:38:30,918 --> 00:38:32,408 Excuse me. 611 00:38:35,289 --> 00:38:36,347 Thank you. 612 00:38:36,456 --> 00:38:42,986 And I love you 613 00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:48,524 Join me. 614 00:38:49,102 --> 00:38:50,467 Hi, everyone. 615 00:38:50,571 --> 00:38:52,300 Hi. 616 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,370 When Daisy and Eddie first got together, 617 00:38:56,476 --> 00:38:59,468 I have to admit I was a little bit nervous. 618 00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:02,112 I could tell that it was serious, 619 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,378 and I thought that the closer she got to him, 620 00:39:05,485 --> 00:39:08,181 the further away she'd get from me, 621 00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:10,722 but that didn't happen. 622 00:39:12,726 --> 00:39:15,251 Not only do I see more of Daisy, 623 00:39:15,362 --> 00:39:18,490 I see a happier, even better Daisy. 624 00:39:23,503 --> 00:39:25,437 It's like with Eddie she's 625 00:39:29,109 --> 00:39:30,440 completely herself. 626 00:39:47,728 --> 00:39:52,461 When you're a big sister, it's your job to teach your little sister everything. 627 00:39:53,734 --> 00:39:55,725 How to ride a bike, 628 00:39:56,336 --> 00:39:58,236 how to lie to your parents. 629 00:39:58,939 --> 00:39:59,928 How to kiss. 630 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,735 Not with tongue. Settle down, Uncle Charlie. 631 00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:08,079 But I never thought 632 00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:13,449 about what my little sister could teach me until right now. 633 00:40:14,655 --> 00:40:17,055 So, I want to thank you, Daisy. 634 00:40:17,658 --> 00:40:20,388 Thank you for teaching me 635 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:26,288 that being in love means being yourself. 636 00:40:31,171 --> 00:40:32,638 To Daisy and Eddie! 637 00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:40,279 - You were great. - Can we talk? 638 00:40:40,414 --> 00:40:42,177 Yeah. Absolutely. 639 00:40:45,419 --> 00:40:47,148 That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh 640 00:40:47,287 --> 00:40:49,551 I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh 641 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,385 That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh 642 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,482 I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh 643 00:40:53,694 --> 00:40:55,457 That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh 644 00:40:55,562 --> 00:40:56,859 Oh, shit. 645 00:40:58,699 --> 00:41:00,894 What's going on? Are you okay? 646 00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:09,466 Jake, there actually is something here in Boston that's really important to me. 647 00:41:09,910 --> 00:41:13,971 And as much as I want to travel the world, 648 00:41:14,081 --> 00:41:16,606 I'm not sure I want to do it with you. 649 00:41:16,717 --> 00:41:19,777 Which is insane, I know, because you're perfect. 650 00:41:20,821 --> 00:41:23,085 But you're not perfect for me, 651 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:26,421 and I don't think I'm perfect for you. 652 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,924 I'm so sorry, Jake. 653 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:33,022 If I had been honest with myself earlier, 654 00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:34,998 or ever, 655 00:41:35,102 --> 00:41:36,967 I wouldn't have put you through all this. 656 00:41:37,104 --> 00:41:39,971 Yeah, well, that would have been preferable. 657 00:41:41,441 --> 00:41:44,274 Right. I don't think I'm gonna stick around for the cake. Excuse me. 658 00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:47,237 It's really good. 659 00:42:02,295 --> 00:42:03,762 Okay. 660 00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:11,570 Where's... Where's Jake going? 661 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:14,138 - Sir, champagne? - He's leaving. 662 00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:17,335 What? In the middle of the reception? Why? 663 00:42:17,444 --> 00:42:20,106 Because I never should have brought him here in the first place. 664 00:42:20,947 --> 00:42:23,745 You're gonna let him go? 665 00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:26,478 Oh, Ally, I... I don't understand you. 666 00:42:26,686 --> 00:42:29,450 Ally, why? Why are you doing this? 667 00:42:29,556 --> 00:42:32,150 Honey, you were finally happy. 668 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:35,660 No! You were finally happy. 669 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,730 I don't wanna marry Jake Adams. 670 00:42:37,864 --> 00:42:39,695 - That's not who I am. - Oh, my... 671 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,099 I'm a jobless whore who's slept with 20 guys, 672 00:42:43,203 --> 00:42:46,536 and I want to be with somebody who appreciates that about me. 673 00:42:47,741 --> 00:42:50,642 You may not understand me, Mom, but you don't have to. 674 00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,105 All you have to do is love me. 675 00:42:55,649 --> 00:42:59,312 I know that I'm not perfect, but that's why you have Daisy. 676 00:42:59,419 --> 00:43:01,887 My dress is too tight because I'm four months pregnant. 677 00:43:04,891 --> 00:43:07,325 - What? - What? 678 00:43:07,561 --> 00:43:08,858 Oh! 679 00:43:10,997 --> 00:43:12,055 You're pregnant? 680 00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:14,524 Yes. Now get out of here. 681 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:16,534 Thank you. 682 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:17,660 Surprise! 683 00:43:17,771 --> 00:43:21,969 I'm gonna be a grandmother. I'm gonna be a grandmother. 684 00:43:26,947 --> 00:43:28,380 All the drinks are sitting here on your tray. 685 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:29,778 What is the matter with you? Is this too difficult? 686 00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:31,510 Kevin, where's that list you had of all the other weddings 687 00:43:31,618 --> 00:43:32,949 - going on in the city today? - It's right here. 688 00:43:33,053 --> 00:43:34,077 Okay, thank you. 689 00:43:44,544 --> 00:43:48,173 Goddamn. Damn it! 690 00:44:06,133 --> 00:44:07,122 Hi. 691 00:44:07,234 --> 00:44:08,462 Every time I think of you 692 00:44:08,568 --> 00:44:12,698 I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue 693 00:44:12,806 --> 00:44:17,140 It's no problem of mine But it's a problem I find 694 00:44:17,244 --> 00:44:18,768 Living a life that I can't leave behind 695 00:44:21,648 --> 00:44:24,981 But there's no sense in telling me 696 00:44:25,118 --> 00:44:26,585 The wisdom of the fool won't set you free 697 00:44:28,855 --> 00:44:30,652 But that's the way that it goes 698 00:44:30,757 --> 00:44:32,918 And it's what nobody knows 699 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,994 Well, every day my confusion grows 700 00:44:37,464 --> 00:44:40,900 Every time I see you falling 701 00:44:41,268 --> 00:44:45,034 I get down on my knees and pray 702 00:44:45,205 --> 00:44:49,266 I'm waiting for that final moment 703 00:44:49,943 --> 00:44:50,910 Colin! 704 00:45:02,189 --> 00:45:05,317 I feel fine and I feel good 705 00:45:06,093 --> 00:45:09,062 I feel like I never should 706 00:45:09,229 --> 00:45:12,960 Whenever I get this way I just don't know what to say 707 00:45:13,066 --> 00:45:17,730 Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday? 708 00:45:17,904 --> 00:45:21,340 Every time I see you falling 709 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:25,474 I get down on my knees and pray 710 00:45:25,645 --> 00:45:29,706 I'm waiting for that final moment 711 00:45:29,816 --> 00:45:33,377 You say the words that I can't say 712 00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:41,283 Oh, come on! 713 00:45:42,762 --> 00:45:46,528 Blessed be this union and may it bear fruit. 714 00:46:13,093 --> 00:46:15,721 Colin! Colin! 715 00:46:25,105 --> 00:46:27,073 Blue car, keys are in it. 716 00:46:50,463 --> 00:46:51,953 Get the fuck out of the road! 717 00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:53,657 Hey, watch it, lady. 718 00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:55,967 Shut up, you asshole! 719 00:46:58,905 --> 00:47:01,066 Sorry! I'm sorry! 720 00:47:01,641 --> 00:47:02,972 I'm sorry! 721 00:47:17,424 --> 00:47:18,448 Thank you. 722 00:47:18,558 --> 00:47:21,425 You can help yourself to some pepperoni. 723 00:47:27,634 --> 00:47:28,692 Miss, your name? 724 00:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,163 Uh... 725 00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:34,028 I... 726 00:47:39,479 --> 00:47:41,606 I'm... I'm sorry. 727 00:47:42,415 --> 00:47:45,179 Hi, everyone. Hope you're all having a good time tonight. I know we are. 728 00:47:46,019 --> 00:47:49,546 This next song is a local band. Hope you enjoy it. 729 00:47:56,429 --> 00:47:58,659 I don't mind you coming here 730 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,091 And wasting all my time 731 00:48:03,887 --> 00:48:06,412 'Cause when you're standing oh, so near 732 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:09,282 I kind of lose my mind 733 00:48:09,792 --> 00:48:11,089 This is bullshit. 734 00:48:11,193 --> 00:48:13,753 Why didn't I just wait for him at his apartment? 735 00:48:14,664 --> 00:48:17,497 And wasting all my time 736 00:48:20,236 --> 00:48:21,225 Fuck! 737 00:48:22,038 --> 00:48:23,096 Fuck! 738 00:48:23,205 --> 00:48:24,604 - Fuck! - Fuck! 739 00:48:25,975 --> 00:48:29,376 I don't mind you hanging out 740 00:48:29,478 --> 00:48:31,639 And talking in your sleep 741 00:48:33,182 --> 00:48:35,878 It doesn't matter where you've been 742 00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:39,516 As long as it was deep Yeah 743 00:48:40,723 --> 00:48:44,022 Always need to wear it well 744 00:48:44,126 --> 00:48:46,390 You look so fancy, I can tell 745 00:48:49,165 --> 00:48:50,427 I don't mind you hanging out 746 00:48:51,734 --> 00:48:53,827 And talking in your sleep 747 00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:59,437 I guess you're just what I needed 748 00:48:59,542 --> 00:49:01,476 I needed someone to feed 749 00:49:01,577 --> 00:49:03,238 Someone to... 750 00:49:03,345 --> 00:49:05,313 I need to talk to you 751 00:49:06,449 --> 00:49:09,043 - Right now - I needed someone to feed 752 00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:14,748 Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. 753 00:49:17,093 --> 00:49:19,323 Okay, everybody, we're just gonna take a quick break. 754 00:49:19,428 --> 00:49:21,760 Why don't we get those toasts started? 755 00:49:21,864 --> 00:49:24,924 So, papa bear, come on up here. 756 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,838 Hello, everyone, and thank you all for coming out tonight... 757 00:49:33,943 --> 00:49:38,107 Fuckity fuck! Fuckity fuck! Fuckity fuck! 758 00:49:40,683 --> 00:49:42,674 What are you doing here, Ally? 759 00:49:42,785 --> 00:49:44,309 I have a speech that I wanna make to you, 760 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,513 but I was afraid that I was gonna forget it. 761 00:49:46,622 --> 00:49:51,286 So, I figured it would be easier to drive, bike, 762 00:49:51,393 --> 00:49:55,727 and run across town in my high heels so I could tell you right now. 763 00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,361 What's the speech? 764 00:50:03,539 --> 00:50:06,975 Well, the gist of it was, 765 00:50:08,177 --> 00:50:09,474 I'm sorry. 766 00:50:11,147 --> 00:50:13,741 - That's it? - No, wait, there's more. 767 00:50:13,849 --> 00:50:15,146 I... 768 00:50:17,319 --> 00:50:22,052 I'm happiest when I'm being myself, and I'm myself when I'm with you. 769 00:50:22,158 --> 00:50:23,523 That was it. 770 00:50:24,627 --> 00:50:27,562 I guess I was just so afraid that you were another asshole 771 00:50:27,663 --> 00:50:30,530 that I became the biggest asshole of all. 772 00:50:31,534 --> 00:50:33,968 You weren't an asshole. I was an asshole. 773 00:50:34,069 --> 00:50:37,129 I should have given you Jake's number, I just... 774 00:50:38,307 --> 00:50:40,275 I didn't think I could compete with that. 775 00:50:42,511 --> 00:50:44,103 There's no contest. 776 00:50:45,281 --> 00:50:47,841 You're the most decent guy I've ever met. 777 00:51:00,129 --> 00:51:02,393 I think I love you, 21. 778 00:51:05,301 --> 00:51:06,859 I love you, too. 779 00:51:08,771 --> 00:51:10,398 - Three hundred and... - No! 780 00:51:54,016 --> 00:51:57,417 Hey, Kelli, Kelli with an "I." What's up? 781 00:51:57,519 --> 00:51:59,612 It's Jay from Club Med Turkoise. 782 00:51:59,722 --> 00:52:02,088 I got a weird message from your assistant, 783 00:52:02,191 --> 00:52:05,285 and I just wanted to let you know, we never had sex. 784 00:52:05,394 --> 00:52:09,194 Uh, you did this awkward striptease involving maracas, 785 00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:12,290 and then gave me a shitty hand job. 786 00:52:12,401 --> 00:52:15,768 You claimed it was something you like to do called "dry style," 787 00:52:15,871 --> 00:52:19,363 vomited in my suitcase, and then you passed out in the shower. 788 00:52:19,475 --> 00:52:21,739 So, yeah, we never slept together. 789 00:52:26,649 --> 00:52:30,415 You're number 20! I'm still at 20! 790 00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:34,922 I can't believe it! You are number 20! 791 00:52:35,691 --> 00:52:37,022 Yes! 792 00:52:39,728 --> 00:52:43,255 It will outlast everything You think is set is stone 793 00:52:43,365 --> 00:52:45,526 It goes on and on and on and on 794 00:52:45,634 --> 00:52:47,568 On and on and on and on 795 00:52:47,703 --> 00:52:51,400 Buzzing like neon lights 796 00:52:51,507 --> 00:52:53,634 Can you feel my love? 797 00:52:53,742 --> 00:52:57,303 Loud and clear Pulls you near 798 00:52:57,613 --> 00:52:59,843 Can you feel my love? 799 00:53:00,983 --> 00:53:04,853 We got all the memories So much more we can see 800 00:53:05,387 --> 00:53:08,982 Better than a first kiss Snow falling at Christmas 801 00:53:09,091 --> 00:53:13,289 Like sleeping in on Sunday Laughter we never faked 802 00:53:13,395 --> 00:53:17,422 Bob Marley in summer One love for each other 803 00:53:17,599 --> 00:53:18,657 Oh, it feels like... 804 00:53:18,801 --> 00:53:21,964 Fireflies Day and night 805 00:53:22,271 --> 00:53:24,739 Can you feel my love? 806 00:53:26,675 --> 00:53:30,668 Everyone is looking for a special connection 807 00:53:30,779 --> 00:53:34,647 But it's like your compass points a million directions 808 00:53:35,117 --> 00:53:38,780 Do you need me to buy you a telescope so you can see 809 00:53:38,921 --> 00:53:42,152 How good this could be 810 00:53:43,025 --> 00:53:46,586 Buzzing like neon lights 811 00:53:46,895 --> 00:53:48,920 Can you feel my love? 812 00:53:49,198 --> 00:53:52,759 Loud and clear Pulls you near 813 00:53:53,068 --> 00:53:55,298 Can you feel my love? 814 00:53:56,271 --> 00:54:00,401 We got all the memories So much more we can see 815 00:54:00,509 --> 00:54:04,275 Better than a first kiss Snow falling at Christmas 816 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:08,578 Like sleeping in on Sunday Laughter we never faked 817 00:54:08,684 --> 00:54:12,711 Bob Marley in summer One love for each other 818 00:54:12,888 --> 00:54:13,946 Oh, it feels like... 819 00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:19,260 One love for each other 820 00:57:15,337 --> 00:57:16,304 English - US - SDH