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[Pastuzo] Our last rainy season.
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[Lucy] Just think, Pastuzo.
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This time next month,
we'll be in London.
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Where the rivers run with marmalade
and the streets are paved with bread.
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Did you read the book about London?
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- I skimmed it.
- [chuckles] Oh, Pastuzo!
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Well, reading makes me sleepy.
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But any city
that can come up with this...
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- [marmalade squelches]
- ...is all right by me.
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[sighs]
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[Lucy] Ooh. Pastuzo, look!
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[bridge creaks]
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[Pastuzo] It's... It's a cub!
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- [bridge creaks]
- Lucy!
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[Lucy] Lower me down.
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[Pastuzo] Be careful.
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[Paddington yells]
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Lower, Pastuzo. Lower!
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[yells]
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- [gasps]
- [groans]
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[bridge creaks]
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- [Lucy breathes heavily]
- [Pastuzo] Lucy.
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Lucy!
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I'm afraid we're not going to London
after all.
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[Pastuzo] Why not?
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We've got a cub to raise.
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[Pastuzo] What's he like?
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- [Lucy] Rather small.
- [sneezes]
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And rather sneezy.
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- [munching]
- [Lucy laughs]
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But he likes his marmalade.
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- [Pastuzo] That's a good sign.
- [burps]
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[Lucy] Oh, yes, Pastuzo.
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If we look after this bear,
I have a feeling he'll go far.
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[bells chime]
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[paw squeaks on window]
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[grunts]
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[Paddington] Dear Aunt Lucy,
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I hope all is well
in the Home for Retired Bears.
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Life in London has been
better than ever this summer.
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I've really got to grips
with how things work.
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[sighs softly]
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Aaah!
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And it seems there's something new
to do every day.
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Hm.
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Guess what, Paddington.
The steam fair's coming to town.
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I'm going along tonight
to write about it in my newspaper.
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Who's going to want to read about that?
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Everyone. They travel the world
in an old steam train.
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I thought you'd love it.
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I do. Don't tell anyone, OK? Not cool.
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- Why don't we all go?
- [Henry] Good idea.
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Your father's a dab hand
at the coconut shy.
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- Bullseye Brown they used to call him.
- Not any more.
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Coconuts are a young man's game.
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Well, I think you're in great shape
for a man your age, Mr Brown.
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Ah, thank you, Paddington.
Hang on, how old do you think I am?
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Oh, er, about 80.
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- Eighty?
- At least.
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- Just a minute, young bear.
- Hm?
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Thought I told you
to wash behind your ears.
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Oh, but I did, Mrs Bird. I...
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- I wonder how that got in there.
- [bike bell rings]
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I really feel at home
in Windsor Gardens.
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- Bonjour, mademoiselle!
- Good morning, Paddington.
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- [Paddington] I brought you breakfast.
- Thank you.
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Your sandwiches
always put me in a good mood.
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Morning, Dr Jafri.
Haven't forgotten your keys, have you?
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- Keys? Keys! Oh, oh!
- [door creaks]
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- [Paddington] Well caught.
- Thank you, Paddington.
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You're welcome. Glorious day, Colonel.
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Is it? How absolutely thrilling.
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How was your date, Miss Kitts?
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Well, he wasn't the one,
but you know what they say.
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- [parrot] Plenty more fish in the sea.
- Exactly.
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Thank you!
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[lorry horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
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- Morning, Paddington.
- Morning, Mr Barnes.
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- Bye, Paddington.
- Au revoir, mademoiselle.
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Right, test me.
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What's the quickest way
from Baker Street to Big Ben?
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Ah, an easy one.
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Turn right onto Portman Square. Left...
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Everyone has been so kind
and welcoming,
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even though they're very busy.
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Mrs Brown is planning to swim to France.
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It seems an awful lot of hard work
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when you can go by boat or plane
or even train. But that's not the point.
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She's been cooped up all summer
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illustrating a series
of adventure stories
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and has decided
she wants one of her own.
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[Mary] Whoo-hoo!
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Judy has been suffering
from a broken heart.
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I'm dumped? I think you'll find
you're dumped, Tony.
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Her first reaction was to become a nun.
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But she soon got over that
and has thrown herself into a new hobby.
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She found an old printing press
at school and is starting a newspaper,
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with no boys.
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- Now all we need is some news.
- [grunts]
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Jonathan is joining her
at big school this year.
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- [train toots]
- He spent the holidays
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- building a fully working steam engine.
- Whoo!
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But I'm not supposed to talk about that
as it's "not cool".
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- [whistle blows]
- He's got a whole new look
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and if anyone asks,
he's now called J-Dog
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and he's definitely not
into steam trains.
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- [man] Those times...
- But Mr Brown has been busiest of all.
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He recently had a surprise at work.
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I am delighted to announce
our new head of risk analysis will be...
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Mr Steve Visby.
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And this has prompted what Mrs Bird
calls "a full-blown midlife crisis".
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It involves blending his food,
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painting his hair,
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and engaging in a process
called chakrabatics.
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[instructor] Open your mind
and your legs will follow.
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[Henry yells]
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- Thank you, Paddington.
- Keep up the good work.
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Oh, Aunt Lucy,
you sent me to London to find a home,
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and it's worked out better
than I ever imagined.
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I have a wonderful family.
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[whistles]
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And have made friends
in all sorts of places.
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Here, boy.
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There you go, Wolfie. [grunts]
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I do hope if you could see me,
you'd be pleased.
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- Lots of love, from Paddington.
- [door jingles]
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- [Paddington] Mr Gruber?
- [Gruber] Ah, Mr Brown, come in.
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I just had a visit from Madame Kozlova
who runs the fair.
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- Oh, yes?
- [Gruber] They were having a clear-out
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and found all these old crates
stuffed full with "memory-bilia"
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they thought had been lost forever.
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She asked me if I would sell it
for them while they're in town.
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And it struck me
there might be something in here
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for your auntie's birthday.
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Oh, good idea.
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- [buzzes]
- [gasps]
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[Gruber] Ah, look at this!
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[toy squeaks]
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- It's very nice, Mr Gruber, but...
- I know, I know, it has to be perfect.
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Well, since Uncle Pastuzo died,
I'm the only relative she's got left.
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And it isn't every day
a bear turns a hundred.
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[Gruber] Quite so. Ah!
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How about these rolling shoes?
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Please, Mr Gruber, be serious.
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Perhaps your auntie's rolling days
are behind her.
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[grunts] I think you might be right.
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- Oh, what's this? [coughs]
- Ah!
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That must be the popping book.
Very interesting.
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Really?
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You see,
Madame Kozlova's great-grandmother,
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who started the fair,
was also a brilliant artist.
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And every time they visited a new city,
she made a popping book
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- to remember it by.
- Ohh.
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And this is London.
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[Paddington]
Oh, Mr Gruber, it's wonderful.
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Aunt Lucy always dreamed
of coming to London and...
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never had the chance.
But if she saw this...
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it would be like she were finally here.
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[gulls cry]
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- [ship's horn blows]
- [distant cheering]
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Oh!
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[Paddington] Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy!
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- [Lucy] Paddington!
- [cheering]
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Oop.
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[Aunt Lucy exhales]
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[Paddington growls softly]
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- [sighs]
- Come with me, Aunt Lucy.
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Oh, yes, please.
I want to see everything.
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[man] It's just down here.
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[vendor] Get all your racing news
right here.
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- Well, what do you think?
- [gasps] It's wonderful.
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[vendor] Right here, ladies and gents...
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[bus conductor] All aboard!
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[Paddington]
One and a half bears, please.
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- [conductor] Mind your step, madam.
- [Lucy] Oh. What a polite young man.
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- [pigeon coos]
- What a polite young pigeon.
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[woman] It's so echoey. Echoes around.
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- [Big Ben chimes]
- [man] Sides turning!
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Oh, Paddington,
you've made an old bear so very happy.
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- This is perfect.
- [paper rustles]
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- Ahh.
- Ahh?
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- We have a snag.
- Do we?
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You see, this popping book
is the only one of its kind.
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and they want
rather a lot of money for it.
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Oh, well, Mrs Bird found this coin
in my ear at breakfast.
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Perhaps there's more.
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[Gruber laughs] It would take
more than an earful, Mr Brown.
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I'm afraid you would need
a thousand of those coins.
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- Oh.
- [squelches]
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Let's take another look at the monkey.
I think he's super-duper.
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[toy squeaks]
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- Oh!
- I can fix that.
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That's very kind, Mr Gruber, but...
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Aunt Lucy did so much for me
when I was a cub
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and this could be my way
of saying thank you.
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I'm going to get a job
and buy that book.
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[barber] Back in a few minutes,
Paddington. Ciao ciao.
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Ciao ciao, Mr Giuseppe.
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[posh accent] Good afternoon.
Welcome to Giuseppe's grooming salon.
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What can I do for you today, sir?
A shave? A light pomade?
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Or is it just a brush?
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- [bell rings]
- [gasps]
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[man] Quick trim, barber.
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Oh, I'm not the barber. I just tidy up.
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Yeah, well, that's all I want. Tidy up
the back and sides. Nothing off the top.
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- Yes, but...
- No "buts". Come on, man, chop chop.
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- If you say so, sir.
- [scissors clang]
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Oh...
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Hmm... Ah!
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00:10:58,126 --> 00:10:59,126
Hmm...
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- On. Whoa!
- [buzzes]
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[gibbers]
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[groans]
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- [snores]
- [gibbers]
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[phone rings]
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G-G-Giuse-e-e-eppe's?
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W-W-Would you mi-i-ind
if I call you ba-ack?
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I think I ma-ay be about to sha-ave
a customer.
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- [cord tightens]
- Oop. Oh, thanks goodness.
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- [lever clicks]
- [gasps]
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[groans] Just putting you on hold!
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[screams]
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- But I don't want to.
- [sighs] It's only a haircut, Nelson.
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- There's nothing to be afraid of.
- [groans]
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[hoarsely] Come in. Take a seat.
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- We'll go somewhere else.
- [window squeaks]
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[groans]
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[gasps]
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Ooh, that's not good.
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Ooh. Um...
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Um...
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No. Um...
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Ah!
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- [marmalade squelches]
- Well...
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[man grumbles]
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[Paddington]
Just giving you some product, sir.
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- Ah, jolly good. Carry on.
- [marmalade squelches]
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[Paddington] All done.
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I must say, it's turned out
a lot better than I expected.
240
00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:35,335
[marmalade squelches]
241
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:42,168
What... What the devil's that?
242
00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:44,376
It's, er, marmalade.
243
00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,293
Marmalade?
244
00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:50,460
- Hairy marmalade.
- Well, get it off!
245
00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:52,001
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
246
00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:55,751
Oh, yuck! What is the matter with you?
247
00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:58,418
- Paddington!
- Mr Giuseppe. I can explain...
248
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:03,626
- It's really not as bad as it looks.
- [fire alarm beeps]
249
00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:06,793
Have you ever been fired, Mr Brown?
250
00:13:06,876 --> 00:13:11,585
Well, no, but are you quite sure you're
ready for the workplace, Paddington?
251
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,085
It's a tough,
competitive world out there
252
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,793
and I worry a good-natured little bear
might get trampled underfoot.
253
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:20,001
He's right, you know.
You can't trust anyone.
254
00:13:20,085 --> 00:13:22,085
That's why
I'm doing my newspaper alone.
255
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,168
- [grunts]
- [Mary] Darling, is this about Tony?
256
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,376
- [Judy] No!
- [Jonathan] Everything's about Tony.
257
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,251
The reason no one's helping
with your paper is because it's so lame.
258
00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:31,626
Well, at least I'm not pretending
to be someone I'm not.
259
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,460
Nor am I. G-Man!
260
00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:35,710
- J-Dog.
- [both] Spud bounce.
261
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,876
But Aunt Lucy said, "If we're kind
and polite, the world will be right."
262
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,043
- At least someone's making sense.
- Oh, sorry.
263
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,918
And you're kind, Mr Brown,
and you made it to the top.
264
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,668
I'm nowhere near the top.
I peaked in the middle.
265
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:50,668
Now my hair's gone grey, my belly's
popped out, and I've started to creak.
266
00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:52,251
- [crowd cheers]
- Oh!
267
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:54,710
Doesn't that man live in the big house
on the corner?
268
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,543
- [Jonathan] It's Phoenix Buchanan.
- Dad's celebrity client.
269
00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:59,585
He's one of our Platinum Club members.
270
00:13:59,668 --> 00:14:01,668
And a very famous actor.
271
00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:03,626
- [scoffs] Or used to be.
- [camera clicks]
272
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,543
- Now he just does dog-food commercials.
- [Paddington] Hm.
273
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:09,335
Mrs Bird doesn't like him
because he can never remember her name.
274
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:12,001
Now then, simmer down, simmer...
All right, little bit more.
275
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,293
[cheering]
276
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:16,293
That's enough!
I'm sorry, I'm at my worst tonight.
277
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:18,501
I really am. I am...
278
00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:22,460
tickled the deepest shade of shrimp
279
00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:25,876
to have been asked here tonight
to open this wonderful old steam fair.
280
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,418
But you know, when Madame Kozlova
created this thing all those years ago,
281
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:34,960
she most certainly was not thinking
of people like me, whatever I am.
282
00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:39,085
VIP, celebrity. I hate all that stuff.
No, no...
283
00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,585
- West End legend, that's another one.
- [laughter]
284
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:46,460
No, no, she was thinking of you guys,
huh? The ordinary people.
285
00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:51,043
So, I'm going to ask one of you
to come up here and open the fair.
286
00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:52,710
Volunteers? Anyone.
287
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:53,876
Ooh!
288
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,251
- Eeny, meeny, miney...
- [strains]
289
00:14:57,918 --> 00:14:58,918
...bear!
290
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,835
- [gasps]
- Let's have the young bear. Why not?
291
00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:04,876
- Come, come, young ursine.
- [Paddington] Thank you.
292
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,210
Up here, my furry friend.
Very good, very good.
293
00:15:07,293 --> 00:15:10,001
- Now, your name is?
- Paddington Brown.
294
00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:12,793
Oh, well, of course it is.
You are my new neighbour.
295
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,501
You live with...
296
00:15:14,585 --> 00:15:19,085
Henry and Mary
and the great Mrs... [mumbles]
297
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,710
- [sighs]
- Now then, I suppose you know who I am.
298
00:15:21,793 --> 00:15:23,918
Oh, yes. You're a very famous actor.
299
00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:27,168
- Oh, pooh. [laughs]
- Or used to be.
300
00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:30,043
- Now you do dog-food commercials.
- [laughter]
301
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:33,335
- Well, a man has to eat.
- What, dog food?
302
00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:36,335
[laughter]
303
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,751
[laughs]
304
00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,168
Oh, very, very funny.
305
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:42,710
Anyway, they do say
306
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:45,501
that at Madame Kozlova's,
all your dreams come true.
307
00:15:45,585 --> 00:15:47,960
So, if you had one wish tonight,
what would it be?
308
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:51,585
Oh, that's easy. I'd like to get
my Aunt Lucy a birthday present.
309
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,626
- [all] Aww.
- Darling.
310
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,960
I've got my eye
on an old pop-up book of London.
311
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:58,293
Made by Madame Kozlova, as it happens.
312
00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:00,460
The only problem is
it's rather expensive.
313
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,418
So I need to get my paws
on an awful lot of money.
314
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,668
Well, I'm not sure
that we can offer you that.
315
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:07,793
- [grunts]
- But we can of course offer you
316
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:11,668
o-o-o-odles of fun. [laughs]
So, if you would like to lend me a paw,
317
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,126
we now declare Kozlova's Steam Fair...
318
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,210
- [bang]
- ...open!
319
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:17,501
[crowd cheers]
320
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,668
[Phoenix]
Thank you, thank you very much.
321
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:22,543
Wonderful! Thank you. Ooh!
322
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:25,418
Ooh, wonderful.
323
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,668
[Paddington] Mrs Brown?
324
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,626
[Phoenix] Just one moment.
A word in your ear.
325
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,626
- Hm?
- This, er, this pop-up book.
326
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,668
- Do you know it?
- I know of it.
327
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:37,335
But I was led to believe it was lost.
Where on earth did you find it?
328
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:39,210
Oh, at Mr Gruber's antique shop.
329
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:43,043
He's keeping it to one side for me
but I really need a job.
330
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:46,418
I don't suppose you have any advice,
do you?
331
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:48,668
No. No. No.
332
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:51,751
I imagine you just have to
start at the bottom of the ladder
333
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:55,126
- and work your way up.
- Do you know what, Mr Buchanan?
334
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:56,293
Hm?
335
00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:58,626
You've just given me
the most brilliant idea.
336
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:02,043
- Have I?
- I'm going to be a window cleaner.
337
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:07,585
[creaking]
338
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:15,585
[grunts]
339
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,918
[groans]
340
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:20,918
[strains]
341
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,210
[exhales]
342
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,585
Hmm.
343
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,001
Ah!
344
00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:34,835
[grunts]
345
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:36,960
[exhales]
346
00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:39,876
Oh!
347
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,001
Hmm.
348
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:46,835
Ah!
349
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:52,918
[rope creaks]
350
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,335
Ah.
351
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,876
- [rope creaks]
- Hm. Huh?
352
00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:01,126
[groans] Oh, dear.
353
00:18:02,043 --> 00:18:04,501
Oh. Um...
354
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:09,626
[yells]
355
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:11,543
[groans]
356
00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:12,918
[sighs]
357
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,376
Hmm...
358
00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:19,043
Ow. [strains]
359
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
Hello? Anyone?
360
00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:26,668
[mumbles]
361
00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:29,793
[thud]
362
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,293
[window squeaks]
363
00:18:37,335 --> 00:18:39,335
[gasps] Wha...
364
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:43,376
- [Paddington growls]
- [window squeaks]
365
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,335
Hm?
366
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,918
[coins jingle]
367
00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:56,918
- [doorbell]
- [Paddington] Hello? Window cleaner.
368
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,376
[Colonel] No, thank you.
369
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,335
Are you sure, Colonel?
They're awfully dirty.
370
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,710
[Colonel]
I don't care and I'm not paying.
371
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,126
Perhaps I'll do them anyway.
372
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:09,043
[faint creaking]
373
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:13,376
- [soft thudding]
- [Colonel sighs]
374
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,668
[window squeaks]
375
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,168
[Paddington] Whoo!
376
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,043
[sighs]
377
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,043
- [inhales]
- [parrot squawks]
378
00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:50,418
[laughs]
379
00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,793
[knocking at door]
380
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,460
Good afternoon, Colonel. Are you aware
381
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:58,085
- there's a bear on your roof?
- Yes.
382
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,710
He seems to be cleaning my windows.
383
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,168
[Paddington] Shall I do
your gutters while I'm up here?
384
00:20:02,293 --> 00:20:04,126
Er, yes. Thank you!
385
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:08,001
Well, of... of course,
it's not for me to say, Colonel,
386
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:10,251
but I wouldn't care
to have an undesirable
387
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,210
crawling all over my premises.
388
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:14,626
And as commander
of your Community Defence Force...
389
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,001
[Colonel]
Is that an official position, Mr Curry?
390
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:19,710
Or have you just bought yourself
a yellow coat?
391
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:20,835
[door slams]
392
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,668
Got my eye on you, bear!
393
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:26,585
Ooh! Sorry.
394
00:20:26,751 --> 00:20:29,710
♪ Here's a little song
395
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,126
♪ To help you get along
396
00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:34,501
[toothbrush buzzes]
397
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:35,793
♪ Get you out the door
398
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:39,418
- [grunts]
- ♪ To do a tiny chore
399
00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:41,793
[gasps]
400
00:20:41,918 --> 00:20:45,626
♪ Take some soap and water
Mix it up together
401
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,168
♪ Splash it on the window pane
402
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:52,293
♪ Scrub it left to right
Till it's shiny bright
403
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,501
- ♪ Rub with all your might
- Hmm.
404
00:20:54,585 --> 00:20:56,751
- Hmm.
- ♪ Left and right
405
00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:58,210
- Hmm.
- ♪ Make it right
406
00:20:58,293 --> 00:20:59,960
- Hmm.
- ♪ Rub and scrub
407
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,085
♪ With your tub
408
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,960
♪ Left and right
409
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:05,168
♪ Rub and scrub
410
00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:18,585
[bell chimes in the distance]
411
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,210
[growls softly]
412
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,876
One more day, Aunt Lucy.
413
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,501
- [glass smashes]
- Huh?
414
00:21:36,335 --> 00:21:37,376
[window squeaks]
415
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,918
- [glass crunches]
- Mr Gruber?
416
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,418
[man] Eh?
417
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:42,835
You're not Mr Gruber!
418
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,960
- [gruff voice] Clear off!
- Oh, no, you don't.
419
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,168
[briefcase clicks]
420
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,793
[grunts]
421
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,501
- [alarm rings]
- Huh?
422
00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:59,293
Stop! Thief!
423
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,585
[gasps]
424
00:22:02,085 --> 00:22:03,876
Come back with that book!
425
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,251
[tires screech]
426
00:22:05,335 --> 00:22:07,418
Robbery in progress
at Gruber's Antiques.
427
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:11,585
Suspect is a small bear
wearing a red hat and blue duffle coat.
428
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:12,793
[car door slams]
429
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,710
- [Paddington] Stop!
- [thief pants]
430
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,251
[Paddington] Come back!
431
00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:18,918
[pants]
432
00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:21,710
[gasps]
433
00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:24,751
No! [gasps]
434
00:22:24,835 --> 00:22:27,210
- [whistles]
- [growls]
435
00:22:27,335 --> 00:22:28,460
[Wolfie barks]
436
00:22:29,168 --> 00:22:31,251
[Paddington pants] Oop!
437
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,460
Come on, Wolfie.
438
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,418
[Wolfie barks]
439
00:22:38,418 --> 00:22:40,460
[strains]
440
00:22:40,543 --> 00:22:41,460
Oi!
441
00:22:42,585 --> 00:22:43,751
Oi, get off it! Go on!
442
00:22:43,835 --> 00:22:46,251
- [Paddington] Give that back!
- [both groan]
443
00:22:46,376 --> 00:22:48,001
- [thief laughs]
- No!
444
00:22:48,126 --> 00:22:49,668
[thief] Nice try, bear.
445
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:51,293
- Whoa, Wolfie.
- [barks]
446
00:22:52,293 --> 00:22:53,460
[sighs]
447
00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:54,918
[thief] Toodle-oo!
448
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,210
Oh! Um...
449
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,043
[horn blares]
450
00:22:59,126 --> 00:23:02,960
- [grunts] Ya!
- [howls]
451
00:23:03,043 --> 00:23:04,168
- [thud]
- Ow.
452
00:23:05,668 --> 00:23:07,543
Come on, boy. Hup!
453
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,501
- Hup! Hup!
- [birds squawk]
454
00:23:11,585 --> 00:23:14,126
- Ow! Ooh! [grunts]
- Eh?
455
00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:16,001
[Paddington] Excuse me. Coming through.
456
00:23:16,085 --> 00:23:17,543
Who are you? Ooh!
457
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,210
Ooh, dear!
458
00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:23,335
Strike a light! [groans]
459
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,460
Ah. [grunts]
460
00:23:25,585 --> 00:23:28,626
That book is reserved for Aunt Lucy!
461
00:23:29,376 --> 00:23:31,335
- [squawks]
- [Paddington] Hello there.
462
00:23:31,501 --> 00:23:33,793
- [hisses]
- Ooh. Ow. Not the snout.
463
00:23:33,918 --> 00:23:35,418
- Wolfie!
- [barks]
464
00:23:35,543 --> 00:23:38,460
He-e-e-elp!
465
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:42,085
[sighs] Oh, thank you, Wolfie.
Now, come on.
466
00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:43,626
- Attaboy.
- [Wolfie barks]
467
00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:45,710
[pants]
468
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,251
[Wolfie barks]
469
00:23:47,335 --> 00:23:49,210
[thief] All right, all right. [sighs]
470
00:23:49,293 --> 00:23:51,918
- You got me.
- Hand over that book.
471
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:54,168
- [sirens]
- 'Fraid I can't do that. Cheerio.
472
00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:56,001
- [barks]
- [gasps]
473
00:23:56,126 --> 00:23:58,668
- [whines]
- But...
474
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:01,293
- [sirens]
- [sighs] Where did he go?
475
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,001
- Hold it right there.
- Oh.
476
00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:07,501
- Thank goodness you're here, Officer.
- Put your... paws in the air.
477
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:09,918
But... But I'm not the thief.
478
00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:13,210
I was chasing the thief.
And then he... he...
479
00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:15,126
Disappeared in a puff of smoke?
480
00:24:15,668 --> 00:24:17,626
Well, yes.
481
00:24:18,668 --> 00:24:21,335
[indistinct chatter]
482
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,126
[growls softly]
483
00:24:35,835 --> 00:24:37,085
- Paddington!
- Oh, no!
484
00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,376
- What's going on?
- [officer] Hold it there. Hang on.
485
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:42,043
- We're taking him into custody.
- There must be some mistake.
486
00:24:42,126 --> 00:24:43,710
- No mistake, sir.
- What's happened?
487
00:24:43,793 --> 00:24:45,376
- Caught red-handed.
- What?
488
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:49,418
- Robbing Gruber's Antiques.
- [Mr Curry] Well, well, well.
489
00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:51,251
The truth is out.
490
00:24:51,335 --> 00:24:53,460
We opened our hearts to that bear.
491
00:24:54,085 --> 00:24:55,710
We opened our doors.
492
00:24:56,293 --> 00:25:00,251
Well, you did. I kept mine triple locked
in accordance with the guidelines.
493
00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:04,293
And all along...
he was robbing you blind.
494
00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:06,835
- [door slams]
- [Mary] Paddington!
495
00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:09,001
- [Paddington gasps]
- [Mary] Oh, no!
496
00:25:09,126 --> 00:25:12,126
- [all] Paddington!
- [Mary] Oh, dear!
497
00:25:12,668 --> 00:25:14,876
[gasps]
498
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,168
[growls softly]
499
00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:19,918
[gruff voice]
A nice little haul, and no mistake.
500
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:22,043
Turned out to be quite a stroke of luck,
501
00:25:22,168 --> 00:25:24,543
that bear turning up when he did.
502
00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:28,460
Coppers think he done it.
We're in the clear.
503
00:25:28,543 --> 00:25:30,960
[laughs]
504
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,293
[switches to his normal voice]
Indeed, Magwitch.
505
00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:36,501
And we gave quite a performance,
you and I.
506
00:25:36,585 --> 00:25:40,085
Just like the old days, hm?
507
00:25:40,835 --> 00:25:42,668
Why the lemon face, Hamlet?
508
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:46,376
If you have something to say,
I beg you share it with us all.
509
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:50,501
"It is not nor it cannot come to good."
Oh, really.
510
00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:52,960
You and your dreary conscience.
Tell me this.
511
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:55,876
Which would you rather?
That you stand here gathering dust
512
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:00,460
while I humiliate myself
in a spaniel's costume on television,
513
00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:02,918
or that we all return in glory
514
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:06,793
in the greatest one-man show
the West End has ever seen?
515
00:26:06,876 --> 00:26:08,668
- [distant cheering]
- [man] Bravo!
516
00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:12,460
Oh, thank you, my darlings.
Thank you. Thank you!
517
00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:14,585
- [applause]
- Blessings upon you all.
518
00:26:14,668 --> 00:26:17,585
Deepest of bows. Thank you.
519
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:20,376
I know what you're thinking, Scrooge.
It'll cost a fortune.
520
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:25,335
But if I'm right, that is exactly
what this book will provide.
521
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,293
This is no dusty antique.
522
00:26:28,376 --> 00:26:33,085
Hidden on every page,
a little lady pointing to a clue.
523
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:37,793
Find all the clues... we're rich again.
524
00:26:38,501 --> 00:26:41,501
And our dog-food days are done.
525
00:26:41,626 --> 00:26:42,876
[TV clicks]
526
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,918
[man on TV] Dinner is served, master.
527
00:26:45,001 --> 00:26:46,585
[Phoenix] Thank you, Simkins.
528
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:50,960
If, like me, your doggie
likes to maintain standards,
529
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,960
can I recommend
Harley's Gourmet Dindins?
530
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:57,126
More taste, more goodness, more...
531
00:26:57,585 --> 00:27:00,460
dare one say... class?
532
00:27:01,043 --> 00:27:03,126
- Mmm.
- [man] Harley's Gourmet Dog Food.
533
00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:05,918
- [barks]
- Not to be consumed by humans.
534
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,126
- [man] Court will rise.
- [Paddington exhales]
535
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,335
Deep breath, Paddington.
Remember what Mr Brown said.
536
00:27:12,418 --> 00:27:16,001
"You're young. You've done
nothing wrong. You'll be fine."
537
00:27:16,085 --> 00:27:18,501
"So long as you get
a fair-minded judge."
538
00:27:18,626 --> 00:27:21,126
- [gavel bangs]
- Order! Order...
539
00:27:22,543 --> 00:27:24,210
[fire alarm beeps]
540
00:27:25,251 --> 00:27:27,543
- Oh, dear.
- [judge] You'll now hear the case
541
00:27:27,668 --> 00:27:31,751
of the Crown
versus Paddington, er... Brown.
542
00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:32,876
[gulps]
543
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,460
Oh, yes, he loved the book.
His heart was set on top of it.
544
00:27:37,543 --> 00:27:41,001
So you discussed how expensive it was?
545
00:27:41,085 --> 00:27:43,876
Yes, but he was earning the money.
546
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:48,585
I refuse to believe that young Mr Brown
would ever burglarise my shop.
547
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,376
- Exactly.
- [indistinct chatter]
548
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,001
- [growls]
- [man] Paw prints
549
00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:55,876
were found here, here and here.
550
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,585
And a substance
later identified as marmalade
551
00:27:59,418 --> 00:28:00,960
was found here.
552
00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:04,126
And is this the same marmalade?
553
00:28:07,418 --> 00:28:08,335
[gasps]
554
00:28:10,418 --> 00:28:12,543
- Yes, it is.
- Oh, no.
555
00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:15,001
[man] Phoenix Buchanan,
do you swear to tell the truth,
556
00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:17,085
the whole truth
and nothing but the truth?
557
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:19,710
May my entrails be plucked forth
558
00:28:19,793 --> 00:28:24,251
and wound about my neck
should I deceive. I do.
559
00:28:24,376 --> 00:28:26,668
Prison is no laughing matter.
560
00:28:26,751 --> 00:28:29,668
And I should know,
I spent three years in Les Misérables.
561
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:32,043
[laughter]
562
00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:36,293
Mr Buchanan. You live on the same street
as the defendant.
563
00:28:36,376 --> 00:28:38,793
- I do.
- And you were an eye witness
564
00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:42,293
- to the events that night.
- Indeed I was.
565
00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:46,585
I was up late, when I became aware
of a hullabaloo in the street below.
566
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:50,668
I went to my awards room
which is a... large room
567
00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:52,501
overlooking the newspaper kiosk.
568
00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:58,210
And I saw young Paddington riding
a rather disreputable-looking hound.
569
00:28:58,293 --> 00:29:00,210
Mary Brown drew this
570
00:29:00,293 --> 00:29:04,126
based on the bear's description
of the man he claims he was chasing.
571
00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:06,210
- Hm.
- [lawyer] Did you see him
572
00:29:06,335 --> 00:29:10,376
- on the street that night?
- Oh, a handsome devil, isn't he? Hmm?
573
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:14,001
- Dazzling eyes.
- Yes, but did you see him?
574
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:17,918
Your answer will tell us
whether the bear is guilty.
575
00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,376
- [gasps]
- [lawyer] Did you see this man?
576
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:21,543
Alas...
577
00:29:22,876 --> 00:29:24,918
- I did not.
- [all gasp]
578
00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:28,001
[Phoenix]
But perhaps he'd already vanished.
579
00:29:28,085 --> 00:29:31,126
I beg you, have mercy on him.
He is but a cub!
580
00:29:31,251 --> 00:29:32,376
[door slams]
581
00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,793
- [sighs]
- [warden] Paddington Brown.
582
00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:38,793
Ten years for grand theft...
583
00:29:38,918 --> 00:29:40,168
Oh, but...
584
00:29:40,293 --> 00:29:44,001
...and grievous "barberly" harm.
585
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:46,126
[sighs]
586
00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:47,210
[door buzzes]
587
00:29:47,293 --> 00:29:48,751
Follow me.
588
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,293
[doors slam shut]
589
00:29:59,293 --> 00:30:00,585
[sighs]
590
00:30:07,668 --> 00:30:10,126
- [lock clicks]
- [door creaks]
591
00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:15,335
[growls softly] Oh, um...
592
00:30:15,418 --> 00:30:18,960
Mrs Brown usually reads me
a story before bed. I don't suppose...?
593
00:30:19,043 --> 00:30:22,043
Sorry, son. No bedtime stories in here.
594
00:30:22,668 --> 00:30:23,668
Oh.
595
00:30:23,751 --> 00:30:25,960
[door creaks then slams shut]
596
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:28,626
- [Paddington growls softly]
- [lock clicks]
597
00:30:42,168 --> 00:30:47,126
Dear Aunt Lucy, a great deal
has happened since I last wrote.
598
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,835
There's been a bit of a mix-up
with your present
599
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:54,376
and the upshot is I've had to leave
Windsor Gardens and move...
600
00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:57,126
somewhere else.
601
00:30:57,918 --> 00:31:00,793
It isn't quite as charming
as the Browns' house,
602
00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:02,460
but it's not all bad.
603
00:31:02,585 --> 00:31:05,043
It's a period property. In fact,
604
00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:08,918
it's one of the most substantial
Victorian buildings in London.
605
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:12,210
And the security arrangements
are second to none.
606
00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:15,626
I'm only allowed to see the Browns
once a month.
607
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:19,043
I wonder what they're doing now.
608
00:31:44,418 --> 00:31:46,668
I do hope they don't forget me.
609
00:31:46,751 --> 00:31:48,251
[thunder]
610
00:31:48,335 --> 00:31:52,335
Of course they won't, Paddington.
This is the Browns you're talking about.
611
00:31:52,418 --> 00:31:53,918
They'll sort everything out,
612
00:31:54,001 --> 00:31:56,918
and I'll be able to go home
and get your present,
613
00:31:57,001 --> 00:32:00,210
- and everything will be right as rain.
- [taps pencil]
614
00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,418
I just need to hold on till then.
615
00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:08,793
- [whistling]
- [door opens]
616
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,210
[birds flap]
617
00:32:28,168 --> 00:32:29,168
[groans]
618
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:31,376
[armour rattles]
619
00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:44,543
D.
620
00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:52,043
The hunt begins.
621
00:32:55,001 --> 00:32:57,126
[door buzzes then opens]
622
00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:58,710
[warden] Three-two-five.
623
00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:00,626
Three-two-six.
624
00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:02,668
Three-two-seven.
625
00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:05,043
Here goes, Paddington. Manners.
626
00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:06,126
[warden] Fall in.
627
00:33:07,168 --> 00:33:10,085
Good morning. How would you like
to start a gardening club?
628
00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:13,918
How would you like to be buried
in a very deep hole?
629
00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:15,626
After you.
630
00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:18,085
[warden] Spooner, R. Workshop.
631
00:33:19,543 --> 00:33:22,085
- Brown, P. Laundry duty.
- [growls softly]
632
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,835
Right, laundry.
633
00:33:24,918 --> 00:33:27,085
Laundry, laundry... Ah!
634
00:33:27,168 --> 00:33:28,335
Laundry!
635
00:33:29,793 --> 00:33:31,376
[alarm]
636
00:33:31,501 --> 00:33:33,293
- Hmm...
- [rumbling]
637
00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:35,001
Oh! [groans]
638
00:33:38,543 --> 00:33:40,835
[growls]
639
00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:41,918
[coughs]
640
00:33:45,876 --> 00:33:47,126
Ugh!
641
00:33:52,335 --> 00:33:53,335
Oh!
642
00:34:00,668 --> 00:34:01,668
Hmm!
643
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:05,751
[gasps]
644
00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:08,793
[groans]
645
00:34:11,335 --> 00:34:14,168
[strains]
646
00:34:16,876 --> 00:34:18,668
Oh, it's only one red sock.
647
00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:21,043
What's the worst that can happen?
648
00:34:23,543 --> 00:34:24,876
[knuckles crack]
649
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,626
- [Paddington] Afternoon, chaps.
- [growls]
650
00:34:27,710 --> 00:34:31,626
If you ask me, the... the pink
really brightens the place up a bit.
651
00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:35,710
If you ask me, you should pipe down
and enjoy your dinner,
652
00:34:35,793 --> 00:34:37,793
cos it might be your last.
653
00:34:38,585 --> 00:34:40,043
OK. [gulps]
654
00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:43,460
[crockery rattles]
655
00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:45,835
[indistinct chatter]
656
00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:50,585
[grunts softly]
657
00:34:56,085 --> 00:34:57,835
- [sniffs]
- Ugh!
658
00:34:57,918 --> 00:35:00,626
Ah, don't worry.
I used to be a restaurant critic.
659
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:04,626
- It's not as bad as it looks.
- Oh. [gags]
660
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:06,501
- It's worse.
- [gags]
661
00:35:06,585 --> 00:35:09,626
- What is this?
- Nobody knows.
662
00:35:09,710 --> 00:35:13,376
But we've been eating it
three times a day for the past ten year.
663
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,418
Why doesn't someone have a word
with the chef?
664
00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:17,001
- [coughs]
- [spoon drops]
665
00:35:17,126 --> 00:35:20,460
- With Knuckles?
- [growls]
666
00:35:20,543 --> 00:35:23,335
Two things to remember
if you want to survive in here.
667
00:35:23,418 --> 00:35:25,210
- Keep your head down.
- [grunts]
668
00:35:25,335 --> 00:35:27,251
And never talk to Knuckles.
669
00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:30,293
- Thank you.
- Well, I think it's a great idea.
670
00:35:30,418 --> 00:35:33,668
Tell you what, son,
you get Knuckles to change the menu
671
00:35:33,751 --> 00:35:38,376
and we might forget about you making us
look like a bunch of pink flamingos.
672
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,710
- All right then. I will.
- Oh, you don't wanna do that.
673
00:35:41,793 --> 00:35:45,210
Aunt Lucy said, "If you look for
the good in people, you'll find it."
674
00:35:45,293 --> 00:35:48,210
- She obviously never met Knuckles.
- [growls]
675
00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:57,460
Um, excuse me. Mr Knuckles?
676
00:35:58,835 --> 00:36:00,376
Yes?
677
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:03,168
I just wondered if I could have
a quick word about the food.
678
00:36:03,251 --> 00:36:05,668
- [radio clicks]
- Send a medic to the canteen.
679
00:36:05,751 --> 00:36:07,168
You want to...
680
00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:10,043
complain?
681
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:13,376
- Oh, no, I... I wouldn't say complain.
- [Knuckles] Oh, that's a shame.
682
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:17,376
Because I just love it
when people complain.
683
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,543
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
684
00:36:20,626 --> 00:36:24,168
Oh. Well, in that case,
it's very gritty.
685
00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:26,210
- Oh?
- [Paddington] And lumpy.
686
00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:28,460
- And as for the bread...
- [thud]
687
00:36:28,543 --> 00:36:30,251
- [all gasp]
- Need I say more?
688
00:36:30,335 --> 00:36:33,210
I think we need to completely
overhaul the menu. Now...
689
00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:36,918
I know we're working to a tight budget,
but we could at least add some sauce.
690
00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:40,335
- [all gasp]
- Oh, sorry about that. I'll just, er...
691
00:36:40,918 --> 00:36:44,001
- [squelches]
- Hmm. No, that's just rubbing it in.
692
00:36:44,085 --> 00:36:45,043
[growls]
693
00:36:45,126 --> 00:36:47,960
Don't worry.
I know what gets ketchup stains out.
694
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,918
Hang on. Was it mustard?
695
00:36:53,126 --> 00:36:54,668
Hmm... no.
696
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:57,168
That's just made it worse!
697
00:36:57,251 --> 00:36:59,710
Does anyone know what works on ketchup?
698
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:01,335
Chaps?
699
00:37:02,876 --> 00:37:04,251
- [Knuckles growls]
- [gasps]
700
00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:05,460
[all gasp]
701
00:37:05,543 --> 00:37:07,918
Forget the medic. Better send a priest.
702
00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:10,793
- You listen to me, you little maggot.
- [hoarsely] Listening.
703
00:37:10,876 --> 00:37:14,043
- Nobody criticises my food.
- Right.
704
00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:17,626
Nobody squirts condiments on my apron.
705
00:37:17,710 --> 00:37:19,251
- [hoarsely] Got it.
- And nobody
706
00:37:19,335 --> 00:37:22,126
bonks me on the head
with a baguette.
707
00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:24,585
- No bonking.
- I'll overhaul the menu all right.
708
00:37:24,668 --> 00:37:26,085
- Really?
- Dish of the day.
709
00:37:26,168 --> 00:37:27,668
- Yes?
- Bear pie!
710
00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:29,793
- I don't like it!
- [squelch]
711
00:37:37,376 --> 00:37:39,585
[munches]
712
00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:50,460
- What is this?
- It's a marmalade sandwich.
713
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:52,710
Marmalade?
714
00:37:52,793 --> 00:37:55,335
My Aunt Lucy taught me to make them.
715
00:37:55,418 --> 00:37:57,293
You mean, you can make this?
716
00:37:57,376 --> 00:38:00,418
- Well, yes.
- Stand aside.
717
00:38:01,668 --> 00:38:06,168
Get up off the floor,
you bunch of yellow-bellies!
718
00:38:06,293 --> 00:38:10,585
Listen to me.
This bear is now under my protection.
719
00:38:10,668 --> 00:38:14,043
- Oh?
- Anyone who touches a hair on his back
720
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:17,001
will answer to Knuckles McGinty.
721
00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:20,710
That's Knuckles with a capital N.
722
00:38:22,918 --> 00:38:25,918
- Thank you, Mr McGinty.
- Don't thank me yet.
723
00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:29,293
I don't do nothin' for no one
for nothin'.
724
00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:30,876
Beg your pardon?
725
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:37,918
You get my protection, so long as
you make that marmalade. Deal?
726
00:38:38,918 --> 00:38:41,085
- [spits]
- Deal.
727
00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:47,335
[grumbles]
728
00:38:48,376 --> 00:38:51,335
Somebody's got to recognise him
sooner or later.
729
00:38:51,418 --> 00:38:53,085
[Gruber] Hmm.
730
00:38:53,168 --> 00:38:54,710
You all right, Mr Gruber?
731
00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:57,293
There's something
about this whole business
732
00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,251
- that has been tickling my brainbox.
- What is it?
733
00:39:00,335 --> 00:39:03,960
On the night of the robbery,
when young Mr Brown called out,
734
00:39:04,043 --> 00:39:07,126
the thief took to his heels
and ran down the stairs.
735
00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:10,001
[Mary] Came straight through the shop
and out the front door,
736
00:39:10,085 --> 00:39:12,001
- setting off the alarm.
- [alarm blares]
737
00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:15,543
Ah, but that's the thing.
He didn't go straight through the shop.
738
00:39:15,626 --> 00:39:17,335
- No?
- He came all the way over here
739
00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:19,460
to get the popping book.
740
00:39:19,543 --> 00:39:22,043
- Why not some jewellery or a vase?
- [laughs]
741
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,210
They're much closer. Far more valuable.
742
00:39:24,293 --> 00:39:26,501
- [Mary gasps]
- He can't know much about antiques.
743
00:39:26,585 --> 00:39:29,710
No. Unless...
744
00:39:30,293 --> 00:39:33,043
he knows something about that book
that we don't.
745
00:39:33,876 --> 00:39:35,793
[fairground noise]
746
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:38,418
[Mary] You may find this hard
to believe, Madame Kozlova,
747
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,168
but Paddington is innocent.
748
00:39:40,251 --> 00:39:43,210
And we think that the real thief
may have broken into Mr Gruber's
749
00:39:43,335 --> 00:39:46,043
just to steal
your great-grandmother's pop-up book.
750
00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:48,793
- The pop-up book?
- I know it sounds far-fetched.
751
00:39:48,876 --> 00:39:51,501
But is there anything
you could tell us about that book?
752
00:39:51,585 --> 00:39:53,501
Anything at all could be helpful.
753
00:39:54,876 --> 00:39:57,835
- That's quite a story.
- Oh, really?
754
00:39:59,126 --> 00:40:00,251
Come with me.
755
00:40:01,085 --> 00:40:03,543
I'll show you where it all happened.
756
00:40:04,043 --> 00:40:08,210
You see, my great-grandmother,
who started this fair,
757
00:40:08,335 --> 00:40:11,585
was the finest show woman
of her generation.
758
00:40:11,668 --> 00:40:15,501
She could tame lions,
breathe fire, swallow swords.
759
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:19,168
But she was most famous...
for the trapeze.
760
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,585
[applause]
761
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,876
- They called her the Flying Swan.
- [man] Bravo!
762
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,293
Wherever she went,
she was showered with gifts,
763
00:40:27,376 --> 00:40:29,585
and made a fortune.
764
00:40:29,668 --> 00:40:34,376
But where there is a fortune,
there is also jealousy.
765
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:37,293
The magician wanted it for himself.
766
00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:40,835
- And the Flying Swan...
- [rope snaps]
767
00:40:40,918 --> 00:40:42,501
- [crowd gasps]
- [thud]
768
00:40:42,585 --> 00:40:45,460
...became the Dying Swan.
769
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:51,543
He went to her caravan
and opened her strongbox.
770
00:40:51,626 --> 00:40:53,710
But instead of her treasure,
771
00:40:53,793 --> 00:40:57,918
all he found was one
of her pop-up books.
772
00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:01,043
- "Twelve Landmarks of London."
- [men shout]
773
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:05,751
They had him cornered,
but he vanished.
774
00:41:05,835 --> 00:41:10,918
And neither he nor the treasure
were ever heard of again.
775
00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:14,460
I knew there was something special
about that pop-up book.
776
00:41:14,543 --> 00:41:15,543
[Henry] Hmm?
777
00:41:15,626 --> 00:41:17,876
Why else would she have kept it
in her strongbox?
778
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,376
You're not telling me
you believed all that guff, are you?
779
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:23,335
Madame Kozlova drew
12 London landmarks in that book.
780
00:41:23,418 --> 00:41:24,460
[Henry] Yes?
781
00:41:24,543 --> 00:41:27,918
Well, what if they're not
just landmarks? What if they're...
782
00:41:28,001 --> 00:41:31,460
- I don't know, clues?
- Clues?
783
00:41:31,543 --> 00:41:34,251
- [Mary] To where she hid her fortune.
- You mean a treasure map?
784
00:41:34,335 --> 00:41:35,751
- Exactly!
- Oh...
785
00:41:35,835 --> 00:41:38,001
And that's why the thief
took it from Mr Gruber's.
786
00:41:38,126 --> 00:41:41,293
First thing tomorrow, we need to go
to every landmark in that book.
787
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:43,835
See if we can sniff out
anything suspicious.
788
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,668
- Too many adventure stories, Mary.
- What?
789
00:41:46,751 --> 00:41:48,210
[Henry] She's a fortune teller.
790
00:41:48,293 --> 00:41:50,210
She spun you a yarn. It's what they do.
791
00:41:50,293 --> 00:41:52,876
Honestly, Henry,
you're so closed-minded these days.
792
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,460
- What's that supposed to mean?
- What happened to the man I married?
793
00:41:56,543 --> 00:41:58,918
- He'd have believed me.
- Oh, him.
794
00:41:59,001 --> 00:42:00,710
- He's gone. [exhales]
- What?
795
00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:03,335
I'm afraid your husband's
just a creaky old man.
796
00:42:03,418 --> 00:42:05,835
- He's not Bullseye Brown.
- [Mary] Oh, Lord.
797
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:08,460
♪ I'm crazy like a fool
798
00:42:09,751 --> 00:42:12,001
♪ What about it, Daddy Cool?
799
00:42:13,293 --> 00:42:16,043
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool
800
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:19,626
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool
801
00:42:19,710 --> 00:42:20,793
Bullseye.
802
00:42:20,876 --> 00:42:22,501
Oh, Henry.
803
00:42:22,585 --> 00:42:24,335
♪ She's crazy about her Daddy
804
00:42:24,418 --> 00:42:26,460
[Mary] Henry? Henry!
805
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:29,001
Anyway, the point is,
we're not going to help Paddington
806
00:42:29,085 --> 00:42:30,710
by going on a wild-goose chase.
807
00:42:30,793 --> 00:42:34,168
We're looking for this scruffy chancer,
not some swashbuckling pirate
808
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:35,918
hunting for buried treasure.
809
00:42:36,793 --> 00:42:40,043
I think there's more to him
than meets the eye.
810
00:42:40,168 --> 00:42:43,751
I think he somehow knew the story
of the Koslova fortune
811
00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:46,460
and is out there right now
trying to find it.
812
00:42:47,585 --> 00:42:49,210
Well, Grandfather,
813
00:42:49,793 --> 00:42:53,460
tonight we go in search
of clue number two.
814
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,876
The setting,
815
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,876
St Paul's Cathedral.
816
00:42:58,626 --> 00:43:01,001
But how to slip in unobserved.
817
00:43:01,793 --> 00:43:04,585
Enter Sister Isabella.
818
00:43:09,335 --> 00:43:10,793
[thunder]
819
00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:14,918
[snores]
820
00:43:15,001 --> 00:43:17,668
- [Knuckles] Wakey-wakey.
- [gasps]
821
00:43:17,751 --> 00:43:19,918
Marmalade time.
822
00:43:20,085 --> 00:43:21,626
[thunder]
823
00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:24,918
[warden] There you go, lads. Good luck.
824
00:43:25,001 --> 00:43:27,835
- [Paddington] Um, Mr McGinty?
- [Knuckles] What do you want?
825
00:43:27,918 --> 00:43:30,335
[Paddington] Well, the thing is,
I'm actually innocent.
826
00:43:30,418 --> 00:43:32,751
- [Knuckles scoffs]
- And I wondered if you had any advice
827
00:43:32,835 --> 00:43:34,960
on how to clear my name,
now that we're friends.
828
00:43:35,043 --> 00:43:37,918
[Knuckles] Friends?
I'm your boss, not your buddy.
829
00:43:38,001 --> 00:43:40,876
Oh. Well, after you.
830
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,668
Why? So you can stab me in the back?
831
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:46,585
No. Because it's polite.
832
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:49,793
Aunt Lucy said, "If we're kind
and polite, the world will be right."
833
00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,335
[laughs] You were ahead of me
and now you're behind.
834
00:43:52,418 --> 00:43:54,168
That makes you a sap.
835
00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,793
- [lights buzz]
- Ingredients are over there.
836
00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:59,293
[Paddington]
Um, aren't you going to help?
837
00:43:59,376 --> 00:44:01,710
Nope. Now get on with it.
838
00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:04,293
But there's 500 hungry prisoners
coming for breakfast.
839
00:44:04,376 --> 00:44:06,335
So we'll need a thousand juicy oranges.
840
00:44:06,418 --> 00:44:09,626
- Oh, and rule number one: no talking.
- [paper rustles]
841
00:44:10,210 --> 00:44:11,210
[grunts]
842
00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:15,835
[hums cheerfully]
843
00:44:15,918 --> 00:44:18,001
- [Knuckles] Rule number two.
- Hmm?
844
00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:19,668
No humming.
845
00:44:19,751 --> 00:44:20,918
- But...
- Or singing.
846
00:44:21,001 --> 00:44:24,918
- I...
- Or any other expression of bonhomie.
847
00:44:27,293 --> 00:44:29,501
[growls]
848
00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:34,001
[exhales]
849
00:44:35,001 --> 00:44:36,085
[growls]
850
00:44:39,001 --> 00:44:41,210
- [banging]
- [Paddington groans] Oh, dear.
851
00:44:41,751 --> 00:44:42,751
[grunts]
852
00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:45,126
[strains] Ooh, that's heavy.
853
00:44:47,168 --> 00:44:49,835
Come on,
put your back into it. [strains]
854
00:44:49,918 --> 00:44:51,001
Oh!
855
00:44:51,876 --> 00:44:54,376
- Help!
- [groans]
856
00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,210
These sacks are awfully heavy.
857
00:44:57,293 --> 00:44:59,668
- Well, take them one at a time, then.
- Right.
858
00:44:59,751 --> 00:45:00,793
- One at a...
- [thud]
859
00:45:00,876 --> 00:45:01,876
...time.
860
00:45:03,085 --> 00:45:04,085
[grunts]
861
00:45:06,751 --> 00:45:08,418
[footsteps]
862
00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:12,001
- [Paddington] One juicy orange.
- [footsteps]
863
00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:17,251
[Paddington] Two juicy oranges.
864
00:45:19,835 --> 00:45:23,251
- [footsteps]
- [Paddington] Three juicy oranges.
865
00:45:24,418 --> 00:45:26,168
- Four juicy...
- Now what are you doing?
866
00:45:26,251 --> 00:45:27,876
Taking them one at a time.
867
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,210
One sack at a time!
868
00:45:30,293 --> 00:45:33,335
I'm sorry. I'm finding this
a very stressful working environment.
869
00:45:33,418 --> 00:45:35,335
- Aunt Lucy said...
- [Knuckles] Aunt Lucy!
870
00:45:35,418 --> 00:45:38,001
- I've had it up to here with Aunt Lucy!
- Oh!
871
00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:39,918
She sounds like a proper old bag to me.
872
00:45:40,001 --> 00:45:41,418
[gasps]
873
00:45:42,418 --> 00:45:44,626
I beg your pardon?
874
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:47,335
I said...
875
00:45:47,418 --> 00:45:51,543
your Aunt Lucy sounds like
one of the most naive,
876
00:45:51,626 --> 00:45:54,918
gullible, mushy-brained...
877
00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:57,251
What's going on?
878
00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:01,126
Why are you looking at me like that?
879
00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:02,876
[Knuckles gasps]
880
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,960
It's awful hot in here.
Are you hot? I'm hot. [exhales]
881
00:46:07,043 --> 00:46:08,376
Did I leave the oven on?
882
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:11,251
It's called a hard stare.
883
00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:15,043
Aunt Lucy taught me to do them
when people had forgotten their manners.
884
00:46:15,126 --> 00:46:17,085
You don't have to tell me
about hard stares.
885
00:46:17,168 --> 00:46:18,668
I practically invented them.
886
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,043
Pretty good for a bear though,
I'll give you that.
887
00:46:22,126 --> 00:46:23,460
[Paddington] Now, Mr McGinty,
888
00:46:23,543 --> 00:46:27,126
I may look like a hardened criminal
to you, but I really am innocent.
889
00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:29,210
And if you're not going to help me
clear my name,
890
00:46:29,293 --> 00:46:31,501
you could at least
help me make this marmalade.
891
00:46:31,585 --> 00:46:34,251
[sighs] All right, I'll help.
892
00:46:34,335 --> 00:46:36,751
- Thank you.
- Not gonna be much use to you though.
893
00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:39,585
These weren't exactly made for cooking.
894
00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:41,251
- [Paddington] I don't know.
- [tuts]
895
00:46:41,335 --> 00:46:44,543
Looks to me like you've got yourself
a fine pair of orange squeezers.
896
00:46:45,085 --> 00:46:46,876
Orange squeezers?
897
00:46:50,335 --> 00:46:52,293
[sniffs] Good.
898
00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:54,043
[sniffs] No. [sniffs] Better.
899
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:56,251
[sniffs] Tomato. [sniffs] Lovely.
900
00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:59,543
[sniffs] Yes. [sniffs] Spot on.
901
00:46:59,626 --> 00:47:01,835
Now, we have to be very careful
with knives.
902
00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:04,918
- Aunt Lucy said that sensible bears...
- [fast chopping]
903
00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:07,918
Where on earth did you learn
to use a knife like that?
904
00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:10,501
- You don't wanna know.
- [fast chopping]
905
00:47:10,585 --> 00:47:12,168
Well, it's jolly good.
906
00:47:13,626 --> 00:47:15,793
- [sniffs]
- Now?
907
00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:17,126
Now.
908
00:47:19,043 --> 00:47:21,376
- Right, it's time for the sugar.
- OK.
909
00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:23,710
That's what turns the juice
into marmalade.
910
00:47:23,793 --> 00:47:26,001
- How much?
- Ooh, a lot.
911
00:47:26,751 --> 00:47:29,293
[sniffs] Same again.
912
00:47:30,460 --> 00:47:31,460
Ah.
913
00:47:32,085 --> 00:47:35,710
A squeeze of lemon. A pinch of cinnamon.
914
00:47:36,335 --> 00:47:38,418
And just a bit more sugar.
915
00:47:39,001 --> 00:47:41,668
Well, is it good?
916
00:47:41,751 --> 00:47:45,251
Ooh, it's too soon to tell.
We'll only really know once it's set.
917
00:47:45,335 --> 00:47:46,918
- [Knuckles sighs]
- [slurps]
918
00:47:47,835 --> 00:47:49,585
[man] Designed by Sir Christopher Wren,
919
00:47:49,668 --> 00:47:53,043
St Paul's Cathedral is one
of London's most famous landmarks.
920
00:47:53,126 --> 00:47:56,085
Sadly the Great Dome
is closed to visitors today
921
00:47:56,168 --> 00:48:00,168
as one of its statues was destroyed
in a bizarre accident last night.
922
00:48:00,251 --> 00:48:03,251
- But if you follow me this way...
- [Judy] Excuse me, what happened here?
923
00:48:03,335 --> 00:48:06,210
- A nun went berserk.
- [Judy] Really?
924
00:48:06,293 --> 00:48:07,626
It happens.
925
00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:10,710
The police have rounded them all up
for questioning.
926
00:48:10,793 --> 00:48:12,251
Hold it there, Sister!
927
00:48:12,335 --> 00:48:14,835
You're going nowhere
till the detective says so.
928
00:48:14,918 --> 00:48:16,710
Spin it around!
929
00:48:18,668 --> 00:48:23,876
Mind you, if you ask me,
the real culprit slipped the net.
930
00:48:24,376 --> 00:48:25,585
What makes you say that?
931
00:48:25,668 --> 00:48:28,376
- Cos I saw her, that's what.
- [church bell rings]
932
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:33,168
I was on patrol in the Upper Dome,
watching the nuns parade far below,
933
00:48:33,251 --> 00:48:35,918
- when something caught my eye.
- [footsteps]
934
00:48:36,001 --> 00:48:37,876
One of them broke free from the herd.
935
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,835
and made her way
to the Whispering Gallery.
936
00:48:45,835 --> 00:48:48,335
Only the good Lord knows
what she was doing up there.
937
00:48:48,418 --> 00:48:49,710
[Phoenix] C.
938
00:48:51,085 --> 00:48:53,293
But she was never
gonna get away with it.
939
00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:55,710
Not while I'm vice deputy head
of security.
940
00:48:55,793 --> 00:48:57,251
Oi!
941
00:48:58,043 --> 00:48:59,376
[metal clangs]
942
00:49:04,293 --> 00:49:06,668
Attention all units,
an unusually attractive nun
943
00:49:06,751 --> 00:49:10,335
is causing mayhem in the cathedral dome.
Activate emergency protocol.
944
00:49:10,418 --> 00:49:12,418
Stop that stunning sister!
945
00:49:12,501 --> 00:49:15,668
- I set off at lightning speed.
- [slurps]
946
00:49:16,126 --> 00:49:20,460
But by the time we'd locked the place
down, she'd vanished into the night.
947
00:49:20,543 --> 00:49:23,460
- Good evening, my son.
- Oh, er, good evening, Your Grace.
948
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:24,668
Good evening.
949
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:28,501
[inhales deeply]
Most beautiful woman I've seen
950
00:49:28,585 --> 00:49:31,501
in a lo-o-o-ong time. [exhales]
951
00:49:31,585 --> 00:49:34,668
Do you think you might be able
to describe her?
952
00:49:34,751 --> 00:49:37,210
It would be my pleasure. [chuckles]
953
00:49:37,293 --> 00:49:38,293
[slurps]
954
00:49:39,418 --> 00:49:41,501
[pan lid chimes like a gong]
955
00:49:41,585 --> 00:49:44,251
Gentlemen, for breakfast this morning,
956
00:49:44,335 --> 00:49:47,168
Chef McGinty would like to propose
an orange marmalade...
957
00:49:47,251 --> 00:49:48,543
- [sniffs]
- ...served on a bed
958
00:49:48,626 --> 00:49:50,835
of warm crustless bread
959
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,418
topped with another piece
of warm... crustless bread.
960
00:49:56,418 --> 00:49:57,543
Bon appétit!
961
00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:02,835
- Two choices: take it or leave it!
- [door slams]
962
00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:05,460
[grumbles]
963
00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:08,126
- [scrubbing]
- Are you all right, Knuckles?
964
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:09,210
[Knuckles] Yes!
965
00:50:09,793 --> 00:50:11,751
Why don't you come and join the others?
966
00:50:11,835 --> 00:50:12,835
Don't want to.
967
00:50:14,210 --> 00:50:16,376
- Are you scared what they might think?
- No!
968
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:19,001
What do they think? Did they like it?
Did they say anything?
969
00:50:19,085 --> 00:50:20,460
- What did they say?
- Well...
970
00:50:20,543 --> 00:50:22,501
- They hated it! I knew it!
- [clattering]
971
00:50:22,585 --> 00:50:25,876
My father always said
I'd amount to nothing and he was right!
972
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,168
- [clattering]
- Knuckles. Knuckles!
973
00:50:28,251 --> 00:50:30,876
- What?
- Come and look.
974
00:50:35,876 --> 00:50:38,460
[all murmur appreciatively]
975
00:50:51,793 --> 00:50:52,793
Come on.
976
00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:57,668
[applause]
977
00:51:11,126 --> 00:51:12,793
- Paddington.
- Hm?
978
00:51:12,918 --> 00:51:15,710
I've a strange, warm tingle
in my tum-tum.
979
00:51:15,793 --> 00:51:18,085
I think that's called pride, Knuckles.
980
00:51:18,168 --> 00:51:20,335
Well, I don't like it. [scoffs]
981
00:51:23,335 --> 00:51:26,460
[prisoner] Um, have...
have you got anything else?
982
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:30,293
- What?
- You know, for, um... pudding?
983
00:51:30,376 --> 00:51:32,043
- No!
- Fair enough.
984
00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:34,126
I'm afraid we only know
how to make marmalade.
985
00:51:34,210 --> 00:51:36,293
- Hmm.
- But if you have any recipes...
986
00:51:36,376 --> 00:51:38,835
This lot? You're wasting
your time there, Paddington.
987
00:51:38,918 --> 00:51:42,335
They wouldn't know
their pectin from their paprika.
988
00:51:43,335 --> 00:51:46,376
Well, my grandmother
used to do a lovely chocolate roulade.
989
00:51:47,168 --> 00:51:48,918
I think I can remember the recipe.
990
00:51:49,001 --> 00:51:50,126
- Ooh.
- [chair scrapes]
991
00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:53,168
Charley Rumble
makes a mean apple crumble.
992
00:51:53,251 --> 00:51:54,710
[growls]
993
00:51:56,168 --> 00:51:58,876
And I can make
a strawberry panna cotta... [sniffs]
994
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,335
...with a pomegranate glaze.
[clears throat]
995
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,668
Oh, I like the sound of that.
Don't you, Knuckles?
996
00:52:04,751 --> 00:52:06,918
- Yeah!
- Come on, then.
997
00:52:07,001 --> 00:52:08,751
Let's get cooking.
998
00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:11,918
♪ If this little proverb
you will understand
999
00:52:12,001 --> 00:52:14,460
♪ You will lend your brothers
a helping hand
1000
00:52:14,543 --> 00:52:16,585
- Nice roulade, Spoon.
- ♪ If this little proverb
1001
00:52:16,668 --> 00:52:17,960
♪ You will understand
1002
00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:19,918
- [munches]
- ♪ You will lend your brothers
1003
00:52:20,001 --> 00:52:23,043
- ♪ A helping hand
- Thank you, Phibs. [gasps]
1004
00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:25,668
- [Knuckles] There you go, Paddington.
- Ooh, Knuckles.
1005
00:52:25,793 --> 00:52:27,668
I want those petit fours now!
1006
00:52:27,793 --> 00:52:30,793
♪ So whether you agree
Or you shall disagree
1007
00:52:30,876 --> 00:52:33,668
♪ You cannot disregard the truth
of this philosophy
1008
00:52:33,793 --> 00:52:37,126
♪ Singing life will be easier
Time would be breezier
1009
00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:39,293
- [grunts]
- ♪ If you love your neighbour
1010
00:52:39,376 --> 00:52:40,918
Er, excuse me, Professor.
1011
00:52:41,001 --> 00:52:43,918
- What would Aunt Lucy say?
- "Always use a cake fork."
1012
00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:46,543
- Well, then.
- [Professor groans softly]
1013
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:50,710
♪ We wonder if there is
ideal happiness above
1014
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,460
- Care for a taste, warden?
- Thank you, Paddington.
1015
00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:57,126
Mmm, butterscotch!
1016
00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:02,251
♪ Resist all temptation,
restrain from strife
1017
00:53:02,335 --> 00:53:05,460
♪ I try to live a normal
and an upright life
1018
00:53:05,543 --> 00:53:08,793
♪ And this too you must learn
Make the best of what you earn
1019
00:53:08,876 --> 00:53:11,835
♪ Strictly learn to leave
your brothers' property alone
1020
00:53:11,918 --> 00:53:15,126
♪ And life will be easier
Time will be breezier
1021
00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:18,001
♪ If you love your neighbour
1022
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:24,918
[warden on speaker]
And it turns out the monster
1023
00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:27,126
wasn't such a monster after all.
1024
00:53:27,210 --> 00:53:31,168
And they all became the best of friends.
1025
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:34,585
- The end.
- [prisoners] Aww!
1026
00:53:34,668 --> 00:53:36,918
Uh! Time for bed, you lot.
1027
00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:39,543
- [growls softly]
- [warden] You need your beauty sleep.
1028
00:53:39,626 --> 00:53:41,335
It's visiting day tomorrow.
1029
00:53:41,418 --> 00:53:42,876
Visiting day?
1030
00:53:44,001 --> 00:53:46,001
I do hope you have good news.
1031
00:53:51,085 --> 00:53:54,876
[Mary over intercom] In the past month,
these three shadowy individuals
1032
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,751
have all been seen
snooping around three London landmarks.
1033
00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:59,418
- Oh.
- [Judy] We think the thief you saw
1034
00:53:59,501 --> 00:54:01,585
- is part of a criminal gang.
- Using the pop-up book
1035
00:54:01,668 --> 00:54:03,585
- as a treasure map.
- Well, it's a theory.
1036
00:54:03,668 --> 00:54:06,168
- Have you found out who they are?
- Not yet, dearie.
1037
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:09,293
- [growls softly]
- Maybe I should take a look.
1038
00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:11,918
I'm sorry,
this is a private conversation.
1039
00:54:12,001 --> 00:54:14,501
Oh, it's all right, Mr Brown,
this is my friend, Knuckles.
1040
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:15,835
- How are you?
- This is Phibs.
1041
00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:16,918
- G'day.
- Spoon.
1042
00:54:17,001 --> 00:54:18,126
- Hello.
- Jimmy the Snitch.
1043
00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:19,251
- All right?
- T-Bone.
1044
00:54:19,335 --> 00:54:21,168
- Wotcher.
- The Professor. Squeaky Pete.
1045
00:54:21,251 --> 00:54:22,376
- Double Bass Bob.
- Hello.
1046
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,418
- Farmer Jack.
- How do?
1047
00:54:23,501 --> 00:54:24,501
- Mad Dog.
- Woof!
1048
00:54:24,585 --> 00:54:26,001
- Johnny Cashpoint.
- Kerching!
1049
00:54:26,085 --> 00:54:28,293
- Sir Geoffrey Willcot.
- I hope I can rely on your vote.
1050
00:54:28,376 --> 00:54:30,918
- And Charley Rumble.
- [growls]
1051
00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:33,335
Oh, it's so wonderful to meet you all.
1052
00:54:33,418 --> 00:54:35,835
- [muttering]
- [Mary] I must say, it's a great relief
1053
00:54:35,918 --> 00:54:39,460
to know that Paddington's already made
such sweet friends. [laughs]
1054
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:41,126
Would you excuse us a moment?
1055
00:54:41,210 --> 00:54:42,293
[click]
1056
00:54:43,293 --> 00:54:46,210
- What are you doing?
- Talking to the nice men.
1057
00:54:46,293 --> 00:54:49,793
Nice men?
Mary, we can't trust these people.
1058
00:54:49,876 --> 00:54:54,085
I mean, look at them.
Talk about a rogues' gallery. Hideous!
1059
00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:57,126
As for that bearded baboon in the
middle, he's hardly got two brain cells
1060
00:54:57,210 --> 00:55:00,210
- to rub together.
- We can still hear you, Mr Brown.
1061
00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:02,876
[all murmur]
1062
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,460
That was the light you turned off.
1063
00:55:04,543 --> 00:55:09,793
The microphone is on the other side.
It's got "microphone" written on it.
1064
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:11,001
[click]
1065
00:55:13,376 --> 00:55:16,210
Gentlemen,
if I have offended you in any way...
1066
00:55:16,293 --> 00:55:19,126
[Knuckles] Don't worry about it.
We're fond of the little fella.
1067
00:55:19,210 --> 00:55:23,126
And let's face it, if anyone
can recognise a criminal gang, it's us.
1068
00:55:23,210 --> 00:55:25,793
- [all mumble]
- We'd be grateful for any help.
1069
00:55:25,876 --> 00:55:28,793
- Please.
- Well? Knuckles?
1070
00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:31,876
I'm afraid I don't recognise
any of them. Lads?
1071
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,043
[all mumble]
1072
00:55:33,126 --> 00:55:35,626
I'm afraid I couldn't possibly comment.
1073
00:55:35,710 --> 00:55:37,126
[Knuckles] Sorry to say it, kid,
1074
00:55:37,210 --> 00:55:39,501
but your friends
are barking up the wrong tree.
1075
00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:42,210
A nun, a beefeater and a king?
1076
00:55:42,293 --> 00:55:45,960
Sounds more like a fancy dress party
than a criminal gang.
1077
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,085
[Paddington] Then...
1078
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,751
what are we going to do now?
1079
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,335
- [bike bell rings]
- [Mary] Oh!
1080
00:56:00,418 --> 00:56:02,376
- Watch where you're going.
- So sorry. Sorry.
1081
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:05,085
[Dubois] Sorry, I get grumpy
when I haven't had breakfast.
1082
00:56:07,751 --> 00:56:10,876
- [Dr Jafri] Keys... Keys. Keys!
- [door slams]
1083
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,960
Bottoms!
1084
00:56:13,418 --> 00:56:15,543
- Turn left...
- You can't park here!
1085
00:56:15,668 --> 00:56:18,043
- I'm not parked, I'm doing the bins.
- [tuts]
1086
00:56:18,126 --> 00:56:20,418
You're not doing the bins, sunshine.
1087
00:56:20,501 --> 00:56:23,376
You're studying on council time.
1088
00:56:23,460 --> 00:56:26,418
- I'm gonna report you. And your hat.
- [bin man groans]
1089
00:56:26,501 --> 00:56:29,251
- Morning, Miss Kitts, Colonel.
- Oh, morning, Mrs Brown.
1090
00:56:29,335 --> 00:56:31,251
Judy asked me to drop these off to you.
1091
00:56:31,335 --> 00:56:33,001
[Mr Curry] Propaganda!
1092
00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:36,085
You are wasting your time
trying to peddle that rubbish.
1093
00:56:36,835 --> 00:56:39,668
Everyone round here
knows it was your bear that done it.
1094
00:56:39,751 --> 00:56:42,793
And this street
is a far, far better place without him.
1095
00:56:42,876 --> 00:56:45,085
- What?
- [Wolfie barks]
1096
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:48,793
Oi, it's that mangy dog!
You are going to the pound, my son.
1097
00:56:48,876 --> 00:56:50,710
Barking without a licence
in a built-up area.
1098
00:56:50,793 --> 00:56:52,626
- Give 'em here.
- [Mr Curry] I'll ticket you!
1099
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,085
I have to sell them under the counter
for obvious reasons,
1100
00:56:55,168 --> 00:56:56,501
but people are buying 'em.
1101
00:56:56,585 --> 00:56:58,918
- Really?
- It's a bloomin' good read. Hm.
1102
00:56:59,001 --> 00:57:01,751
Made a few people round here think twice
about your young bear.
1103
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,085
[Miss Kitts]
You just need to find that thief.
1104
00:57:04,168 --> 00:57:05,918
- Oh, we're trying.
- [parrot squawks]
1105
00:57:06,001 --> 00:57:08,876
Don't suppose you know where he is,
do you, Feathers? [laughs]
1106
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,751
He's behind you.
1107
00:57:11,376 --> 00:57:13,960
- Sorry, what?
- [Phoenix] Coo-ee!
1108
00:57:14,543 --> 00:57:16,710
- Mary?
- Oh, hello, Phoenix.
1109
00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:17,835
Why don't you come on in?
1110
00:57:17,918 --> 00:57:21,001
I want to hear all about
the investigation. Yeah?
1111
00:57:21,918 --> 00:57:24,668
Mysterious things
have been happening all over town.
1112
00:57:24,751 --> 00:57:25,751
Oh, yes?
1113
00:57:25,835 --> 00:57:28,960
Strange characters turning up
at every landmark in that book.
1114
00:57:29,043 --> 00:57:31,835
- Are they?
- [sighs] I don't know.
1115
00:57:32,501 --> 00:57:34,126
Perhaps it's just a coincidence.
1116
00:57:34,210 --> 00:57:37,251
Henry says I let my imagination
get the better of me.
1117
00:57:37,335 --> 00:57:39,418
Well, you're an artist, Mary, like me.
1118
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:44,126
Our imaginations run free
like bison upon the plain.
1119
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:46,918
But can I just say,
in this particular case,
1120
00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:49,418
I think dear old Henry
might have a point.
1121
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,960
- Do you?
- [Phoenix] But, I do have
1122
00:57:52,043 --> 00:57:55,251
a little bit of good news
that might turn your frown upside down.
1123
00:57:55,418 --> 00:57:56,668
- Oh, yes?
- It looks...
1124
00:57:56,751 --> 00:57:58,293
fingers, fingers, fingers,
1125
00:57:58,376 --> 00:58:01,043
as though the funding may be
coming through for my one-man show.
1126
00:58:01,126 --> 00:58:04,293
- Oh. Right.
- It's an evening of monologue and song,
1127
00:58:04,376 --> 00:58:06,293
featuring some of
my better known characters.
1128
00:58:06,376 --> 00:58:08,168
Would you like a little preview?
1129
00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:09,418
Um...
1130
00:58:09,501 --> 00:58:13,793
Picture this scene.
Darkness, then suddenly, spotlight.
1131
00:58:13,876 --> 00:58:15,418
Me... ping!
1132
00:58:15,501 --> 00:58:18,543
♪ Listen to the rain on the roof
1133
00:58:18,626 --> 00:58:21,626
♪ Go pit pitty pat, pit pitty pat sit
1134
00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:25,376
Oh, Mary, you look sad. [gasps]
You don't like musicals?
1135
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,710
No. No, no, no.
I suppose it just seems so unfair.
1136
00:58:28,793 --> 00:58:31,043
Paddington's in prison and yet...
1137
00:58:31,835 --> 00:58:34,793
- life carries on.
- Oh, I know.
1138
00:58:34,876 --> 00:58:38,460
It must be so hard to accept
that he won,
1139
00:58:38,585 --> 00:58:41,335
that man with the dazzling blue eyes.
[tuts]
1140
00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:44,126
- [Phoenix sighs]
- I beg your pardon?
1141
00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:46,876
The man in the poster.
Your wonderful drawing.
1142
00:58:47,668 --> 00:58:50,418
Yes, but...
how do you know he had blue eyes?
1143
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:54,210
- Hm?
- It's just a pencil sketch.
1144
00:58:59,001 --> 00:59:00,001
Ooh.
1145
00:59:01,001 --> 00:59:04,876
Well, I must have coloured him in.
[laughs nervously]
1146
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,543
- Yeah.
- [Henry] Phoenix Buchanan?
1147
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,626
He's a master of disguise.
1148
00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:10,835
- She's gone mad.
- [Mary] Think about it, Henry.
1149
00:59:10,918 --> 00:59:13,335
Someone out there knows
about the Kozlova fortune, right?
1150
00:59:13,418 --> 00:59:14,668
Alleged fortune.
1151
00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,960
Knuckles said we weren't looking
for a criminal gang.
1152
00:59:17,043 --> 00:59:18,835
- Knuckles?
- Because there was no gang.
1153
00:59:18,918 --> 00:59:22,126
- It was one man.
- Feathers knew all along...
1154
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:24,585
- Feathers? Who's Feathers?
- Hm?
1155
00:59:24,668 --> 00:59:28,585
- The parrot at the news-stand?
- No...
1156
00:59:28,668 --> 00:59:31,126
Can we just return to Planet Earth
for a moment?
1157
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:35,335
Phoenix Buchanan is a highly respected,
award-winning actor
1158
00:59:35,418 --> 00:59:37,418
and a member of our Platinum Club.
1159
00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:40,376
- He is not a petty thief.
- Hang on a minute, Henry...
1160
00:59:40,501 --> 00:59:42,293
But let's just assume I'm wrong,
shall we?
1161
00:59:42,376 --> 00:59:44,585
- OK.
- And that the fortune teller,
1162
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:47,835
- career criminal and parrot are right.
- Mm.
1163
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,960
May I remind you
that you don't actually have any proof?
1164
00:59:51,043 --> 00:59:53,543
- Er...
- [Henry] Now, if anyone wants me,
1165
00:59:53,626 --> 00:59:55,335
I shall be putting up posters.
1166
00:59:56,585 --> 00:59:58,043
- [door opens]
- He's right.
1167
00:59:58,126 --> 01:00:00,251
[Mrs Bird] Well, I believe you, Mary.
1168
01:00:01,043 --> 01:00:06,876
Actors are some of the most evil,
devious people on the planet.
1169
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,126
- Are they?
- [Mrs Bird] They lie for a living.
1170
01:00:10,210 --> 01:00:11,210
Crikey.
1171
01:00:11,293 --> 01:00:13,293
- [Mrs Bird] If we're gonna catch one...
- Yes?
1172
01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:15,418
...we're gonna need a foolproof plan.
1173
01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,043
Oh.
1174
01:00:22,585 --> 01:00:23,585
[growls softly]
1175
01:00:23,668 --> 01:00:25,376
- [banging on pipe]
- Hm?
1176
01:00:26,085 --> 01:00:27,210
[banging continues]
1177
01:00:27,293 --> 01:00:29,168
- [Knuckles] Paddington?
- Oh.
1178
01:00:31,043 --> 01:00:34,168
- [banging continues]
- [Knuckles] Paddington?
1179
01:00:36,293 --> 01:00:37,501
Knuckles?
1180
01:00:37,585 --> 01:00:39,710
[Knuckles]
Got a proposition for you, kid.
1181
01:00:39,793 --> 01:00:43,668
Me and the boys have been talking
and seems to us,
1182
01:00:43,751 --> 01:00:46,793
if you're gonna clear your name,
you're gonna need our help.
1183
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:48,668
The Browns may mean well but...
1184
01:00:48,751 --> 01:00:52,793
- It takes a thief to catch a thief.
- Ohh.
1185
01:00:52,876 --> 01:00:56,918
[Knuckles] Now, if we could figure a way
out of here and hit the streets,
1186
01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:58,876
we'd find this guy soon enough.
1187
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,918
But that would mean... escape.
1188
01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:04,335
[Knuckles]
It certainly would. And we got a plan.
1189
01:01:04,418 --> 01:01:07,043
But it's a four-man job
so we need your help.
1190
01:01:07,501 --> 01:01:08,668
What do you say, kid?
1191
01:01:09,293 --> 01:01:11,168
It's very kind of you, Knuckles, but...
1192
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,626
I don't think Aunt Lucy
would like the idea of us...
1193
01:01:13,710 --> 01:01:15,668
[whispers] breaking out of prison.
1194
01:01:15,751 --> 01:01:19,626
The Browns will find the real thief.
I just need to be patient.
1195
01:01:20,126 --> 01:01:21,876
You may not wanna hear this, kid,
1196
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:27,168
but sooner or later, the Browns, well...
1197
01:01:27,710 --> 01:01:29,460
they'll forget you.
1198
01:01:29,543 --> 01:01:31,001
[Phibs] They always do.
1199
01:01:31,585 --> 01:01:33,460
[Spoon] They'll miss one visit.
1200
01:01:33,543 --> 01:01:34,918
Then two.
1201
01:01:35,710 --> 01:01:37,251
[Knuckles] Before you know it,
1202
01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:40,001
you won't have a home to go back to.
1203
01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:44,043
You're wrong, Knuckles.
You're all wrong.
1204
01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:46,210
The Browns aren't like that.
1205
01:01:46,293 --> 01:01:49,168
They'll come tomorrow
and they'll have good news.
1206
01:01:49,251 --> 01:01:50,460
You'll see.
1207
01:01:56,335 --> 01:01:57,793
- [buzzer]
- [woman] Hello?
1208
01:01:57,876 --> 01:01:59,751
It's Judy Brown
from The Portobello Express.
1209
01:01:59,835 --> 01:02:00,835
[woman] Come in.
1210
01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,960
- [door buzzes]
- So what's this for, darlings?
1211
01:02:03,043 --> 01:02:04,668
- School newspaper?
- [Judy] Yes.
1212
01:02:04,751 --> 01:02:07,960
We thought the agent of the Phoenix
Buchanan would be really interesting.
1213
01:02:08,043 --> 01:02:09,335
And you'd be right.
1214
01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:12,043
But I've got two minutes,
so we better make it snappy.
1215
01:02:12,126 --> 01:02:15,126
And I've only given you that
because you've brought breakfast.
1216
01:02:15,335 --> 01:02:17,418
Nice buns, by the way.
1217
01:02:19,668 --> 01:02:21,001
[Mrs Bird] Here he comes.
1218
01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:24,126
- Hello, Joe. What a surprise!
- [chuckles]
1219
01:02:24,210 --> 01:02:25,710
[Mrs Bird] What are you doing here?
1220
01:02:25,793 --> 01:02:27,835
[Joe] Posting letters. How's Paddington?
1221
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:31,668
- [Mrs Bird] Oh, he's a tough wee bear.
- Yeah, he is. Well, send him my best.
1222
01:02:31,751 --> 01:02:33,710
- [Mrs Bird] I will. Thank you, Joe.
- Bye.
1223
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:34,793
[Mrs Bird] Bye-bye.
1224
01:02:45,710 --> 01:02:47,168
Mr Buchanan.
1225
01:02:48,251 --> 01:02:51,001
So, when can we expect to see
Mr Buchanan back on stage?
1226
01:02:51,085 --> 01:02:53,668
Phoenix? Oh,
I wouldn't hold your breath, darling.
1227
01:02:53,835 --> 01:02:57,710
[laughs] No, no, no, don't get me wrong.
He's a terrific actor.
1228
01:02:57,793 --> 01:03:00,918
- But there is a teensy little problem.
- Really?
1229
01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:06,251
He won't work with other people.
Thinks they "dilute his talent".
1230
01:03:06,376 --> 01:03:07,668
- [door clicks]
- Miss Fanshaw.
1231
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:09,335
[Miss Fanshaw] Oh, I must scoot.
1232
01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:12,001
We're having lunch
with a big Broadway producer.
1233
01:03:12,085 --> 01:03:15,293
- Oh, where are you going?
- The Ritz, darling!
1234
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,168
Really nice buns.
1235
01:03:18,918 --> 01:03:19,960
[recorder clicks]
1236
01:03:23,210 --> 01:03:24,460
[doorbell rings]
1237
01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:28,335
[Phoenix] Well, good heavens!
Come. Come.
1238
01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:29,835
[phone rings]
1239
01:03:29,918 --> 01:03:31,751
[Mrs Bird] The package
has been delivered.
1240
01:03:31,835 --> 01:03:34,835
Repeat. The package has been delivered.
1241
01:03:35,293 --> 01:03:37,251
[Phoenix] Barkridge's, no less.
1242
01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:40,168
Lucky, lucky Phoenix. Whoo!
1243
01:03:41,335 --> 01:03:44,543
- [phone rings]
- [groans]
1244
01:03:45,751 --> 01:03:47,918
- Hello?
- [Miss Fanshaw] Phoenix.
1245
01:03:48,001 --> 01:03:50,251
Felicity! What a lovely surprise.
1246
01:03:50,335 --> 01:03:52,501
I was beginning to think
you'd lost my number.
1247
01:03:52,585 --> 01:03:54,126
- [clicks]
- I've got two minutes,
1248
01:03:54,251 --> 01:03:56,168
- so we better make it snappy.
- [clicks]
1249
01:03:56,251 --> 01:03:57,293
OK...
1250
01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:58,876
- [clicks]
- We're having lunch
1251
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,001
- with a big Broadway producer.
- [clicks]
1252
01:04:01,085 --> 01:04:05,043
Well, wonderful news. Yes, yes!
Where does one go?
1253
01:04:05,251 --> 01:04:07,210
- [clicks]
- The Ritz, darling!
1254
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,210
I am on my way.
1255
01:04:09,335 --> 01:04:11,001
- Nice buns, by the way.
- [clicks]
1256
01:04:12,835 --> 01:04:13,835
I beg your pardon?
1257
01:04:15,126 --> 01:04:16,543
[tape rewinds]
1258
01:04:16,626 --> 01:04:18,168
Really nice buns.
1259
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,001
Thank you, darling.
1260
01:04:21,793 --> 01:04:25,751
I've never had any complaints
about Mr and Mrs Botty-cheek.
1261
01:04:25,918 --> 01:04:27,585
Yes!
1262
01:04:27,710 --> 01:04:30,001
- [Phoenix] Gloves. Keys.
- [keys jingle]
1263
01:04:30,126 --> 01:04:32,918
- And exit.
- [door opens]
1264
01:04:33,001 --> 01:04:35,168
[door slams]
1265
01:04:35,251 --> 01:04:36,460
[coughs]
1266
01:04:44,710 --> 01:04:45,751
[mumbles] Mary?
1267
01:04:46,835 --> 01:04:49,960
[Mary] Where all your dreams come true?
1268
01:04:51,335 --> 01:04:52,501
[gasps]
1269
01:04:56,376 --> 01:04:57,376
[knocking at window]
1270
01:04:59,001 --> 01:05:00,501
[mouths] Open the window.
1271
01:05:05,085 --> 01:05:07,418
- Hello, darling.
- Have you gone insane?
1272
01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:09,668
I know it's Phoenix
and I'm going to prove it.
1273
01:05:09,751 --> 01:05:11,210
This is breaking and entering!
1274
01:05:11,293 --> 01:05:13,626
[Mary] We haven't broken anything.
1275
01:05:15,501 --> 01:05:18,710
Why would Phoenix want to steal
a pop-up book? He's a millionaire!
1276
01:05:18,793 --> 01:05:21,501
That's where you're wrong.
He owes money all over town. Look.
1277
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,876
So he's got a few bills.
I mean, everyone...
1278
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,043
Good grief,
the man spends a lot on face cream.
1279
01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:28,376
He hasn't got a penny to his name.
Now come on.
1280
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,835
Let's find that book
and get out of here.
1281
01:05:36,043 --> 01:05:37,585
[gasps] Cravat.
1282
01:05:42,626 --> 01:05:44,001
- Well?
- Nothing.
1283
01:05:44,085 --> 01:05:45,626
We must be missing something.
1284
01:05:45,710 --> 01:05:48,460
Unless there's nothing to find.
Now can we please go?
1285
01:05:49,001 --> 01:05:51,168
- [gasps] Look, Henry.
- What?
1286
01:05:51,293 --> 01:05:52,335
[Mary] The carpet.
1287
01:05:52,418 --> 01:05:54,376
[Henry] Yes, it's lovely.
I'll order a swatch.
1288
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:55,960
- Give me a leg-up.
- Oh...
1289
01:05:56,043 --> 01:05:58,335
[Mary] Quick, quick, quick, quick.
1290
01:05:58,418 --> 01:06:01,126
- [Mary groans]
- [both strain]
1291
01:06:01,293 --> 01:06:03,376
- [clicks]
- [Mary] Yes!
1292
01:06:05,168 --> 01:06:07,210
[gasps]
1293
01:06:07,335 --> 01:06:09,376
A secret room.
1294
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,918
- It's an attic.
- A secret attic.
1295
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:13,751
It's an ordinary attic.
1296
01:06:13,876 --> 01:06:16,335
Every house in the street has one.
I mean, look,
1297
01:06:16,460 --> 01:06:19,876
it's just a perfectly normal...
Oh, my God, he's a weirdo.
1298
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,876
Look, Henry.
The nun. The thief. The king.
1299
01:06:24,793 --> 01:06:25,876
We were right!
1300
01:06:26,710 --> 01:06:28,501
Sorry. We?
1301
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:30,751
- Well, well, I mean, I, I never...
- [door opens]
1302
01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:34,085
- Quick!
- [whispers] Get down, get down.
1303
01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:46,793
[Phoenix] Quite frankly, ravishing!
1304
01:06:47,793 --> 01:06:49,960
- [footsteps]
- Hello?
1305
01:06:53,001 --> 01:06:54,001
Who goes there?
1306
01:06:55,585 --> 01:06:57,376
Reveal yourself.
1307
01:07:03,376 --> 01:07:04,418
Henry?
1308
01:07:07,293 --> 01:07:08,293
Hello, Phoenix.
1309
01:07:09,585 --> 01:07:11,501
What on earth are you doing here?
1310
01:07:12,418 --> 01:07:14,710
I might ask you the same thing.
1311
01:07:14,835 --> 01:07:17,960
Well, I live here. It's my house.
1312
01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:21,918
And I... insure it.
1313
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:26,376
And for our Platinum Club members,
we perform
1314
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:30,668
an annual free home inspection
to verify your security arrangements.
1315
01:07:30,793 --> 01:07:32,710
In your pyjamas?
1316
01:07:33,668 --> 01:07:34,668
Hm-hmm.
1317
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:36,126
With your wife?
1318
01:07:36,251 --> 01:07:38,876
[Mary] So that all seems pretty secure.
1319
01:07:39,543 --> 01:07:41,710
- Oh, hello, Phoenix. [laughs]
- Mary.
1320
01:07:41,793 --> 01:07:45,001
- Didn't hear you come in. [laughs]
- She helps out when we're busy.
1321
01:07:45,168 --> 01:07:47,126
Oh, well, that sounds entirely...
1322
01:07:48,043 --> 01:07:50,168
- plausible.
- Does it? Great!
1323
01:07:50,251 --> 01:07:53,168
Well, I'm delighted to say
that everything seems tickety-boo.
1324
01:07:53,293 --> 01:07:54,626
- Wonderful.
- [laughs]
1325
01:07:54,710 --> 01:07:58,460
[Henry] So, I'll nip back to the office
and get the boys to type that up ASAP.
1326
01:07:58,543 --> 01:08:00,668
- And we'll hope to see you soon.
- Indeed.
1327
01:08:00,751 --> 01:08:03,918
Perhaps next time not in your pyjamas.
1328
01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:06,085
[all laugh]
1329
01:08:06,168 --> 01:08:08,918
- He's such a silly one.
- Ciao, now.
1330
01:08:12,376 --> 01:08:14,876
Oh, thank Larry it's there. [exhales]
1331
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:18,668
Thank Larry, Johnny
and all the ghosts of the avenue.
1332
01:08:18,793 --> 01:08:21,251
[Magwitch] Yeah, well, that was close,
weren't it? Eh?
1333
01:08:21,376 --> 01:08:24,335
[Scottish] Too close, if you ask me.
[normal voice] Hold your nerve, Macbeth.
1334
01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:27,668
Screw your courage to the
sticking place. We are so nearly there.
1335
01:08:27,751 --> 01:08:30,626
I have followed this lady
through the whole of London
1336
01:08:30,710 --> 01:08:34,710
and collected every one
of her clever little clues.
1337
01:08:34,793 --> 01:08:36,960
[Scottish] Aye. But what do they mean?
1338
01:08:37,043 --> 01:08:39,501
[Magwitch]
It's just a jumble of letters, ain't it?
1339
01:08:39,585 --> 01:08:43,001
[Belgian accent] Au contraire, mon ami.
Uh-uh. They are not letters at all.
1340
01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:47,126
They are... musical notes.
[normal voice] Indeed, Poirot.
1341
01:08:47,710 --> 01:08:52,335
And I believe I know
just where to play them.
1342
01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:55,085
[distant arguing]
1343
01:08:55,210 --> 01:08:57,210
- [all talk at once]
- Hold it!
1344
01:08:57,293 --> 01:09:00,043
- That is an amazing story.
- [all talk at once]
1345
01:09:00,126 --> 01:09:02,501
But all you can actually prove
1346
01:09:02,585 --> 01:09:05,168
is that Phoenix Buchanan
keeps his old costumes.
1347
01:09:05,251 --> 01:09:07,918
- [all talk at once]
- Bring me some hard evidence.
1348
01:09:08,001 --> 01:09:10,918
Bring me the book with his fingerprints
on and then you've got a case.
1349
01:09:11,001 --> 01:09:13,210
But until then,
there's nothing I can do.
1350
01:09:13,293 --> 01:09:14,335
- I'm sorry.
- What?
1351
01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:17,376
Where she's... where's she going?
1352
01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:20,918
- [Jonathan] What do we do now?
- [Mary] I don't know.
1353
01:09:21,001 --> 01:09:24,501
Well, at least we can tell Paddington
we know who did it.
1354
01:09:24,585 --> 01:09:26,793
- Oh, no.
- [both] What?
1355
01:09:26,876 --> 01:09:29,210
- Oh, we've missed visiting.
- Oh.
1356
01:09:29,335 --> 01:09:31,001
[Mary] Paddington...
1357
01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:37,210
[door clicks]
1358
01:09:41,251 --> 01:09:42,251
[door opens]
1359
01:09:44,043 --> 01:09:45,043
[growls softly]
1360
01:09:46,210 --> 01:09:47,918
[distant buzzer]
1361
01:09:49,751 --> 01:09:52,501
[sighs]
1362
01:09:58,585 --> 01:09:59,585
[sniffs]
1363
01:10:20,918 --> 01:10:21,918
[sniffs]
1364
01:10:38,126 --> 01:10:39,876
[gasps]
1365
01:10:47,001 --> 01:10:48,251
[birds tweet]
1366
01:10:48,335 --> 01:10:49,960
[gasps]
1367
01:10:53,168 --> 01:10:55,626
- [gasps]
- [bird tweets]
1368
01:10:58,043 --> 01:10:59,543
[Lucy] Paddington!
1369
01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:01,460
[gasps] Aunt Lucy.
1370
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:12,460
- [Paddington] Aunt Lucy!
- [Lucy] Paddington.
1371
01:11:13,585 --> 01:11:15,210
[Paddington growls softly]
1372
01:11:15,293 --> 01:11:17,501
What are you doing here?
1373
01:11:17,585 --> 01:11:20,001
I thought you'd be at home.
1374
01:11:20,751 --> 01:11:23,210
I'm afraid I don't have one any more.
1375
01:11:23,585 --> 01:11:26,626
You see, I'm in prison.
1376
01:11:28,126 --> 01:11:30,501
And even the Browns have forgotten me.
1377
01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:39,835
- [banging on pipe]
- [Knuckles] Paddington.
1378
01:11:40,918 --> 01:11:43,668
[clanging]
1379
01:11:43,751 --> 01:11:44,751
Knuckles?
1380
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:48,960
[Knuckles] Tonight's the night.
We leave at midnight.
1381
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:52,376
You wanna clear your name,
it's now or never.
1382
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:54,543
- You in?
- [sighs]
1383
01:11:54,626 --> 01:11:56,418
I'm in.
1384
01:11:56,501 --> 01:11:57,668
[clock ticks]
1385
01:11:57,751 --> 01:12:00,376
[warden] Right.
Time to call it a night. [laughs]
1386
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:02,751
- [bell chimes]
- Not much going on here anyway.
1387
01:12:02,835 --> 01:12:05,668
They've been good as gold recently.
1388
01:12:05,751 --> 01:12:09,001
[ticking]
1389
01:12:13,210 --> 01:12:15,001
[warden] Lights out.
1390
01:12:24,543 --> 01:12:25,710
[grunts]
1391
01:12:26,335 --> 01:12:27,710
[exhales]
1392
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,418
[groans]
1393
01:13:03,210 --> 01:13:07,043
[ticking]
1394
01:13:08,001 --> 01:13:09,001
[groans]
1395
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,835
[grunts]
1396
01:13:13,418 --> 01:13:15,835
[pants]
1397
01:13:18,293 --> 01:13:19,293
[growls]
1398
01:13:19,376 --> 01:13:22,918
[strains]
1399
01:13:23,001 --> 01:13:24,501
[grunts]
1400
01:13:24,585 --> 01:13:25,876
Ooh! [groans]
1401
01:13:27,626 --> 01:13:28,876
[grunts]
1402
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:33,293
- Ah!
- [keys jingle]
1403
01:13:33,376 --> 01:13:34,543
[doors creak]
1404
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,543
Ooh, sandwiches.
1405
01:13:46,168 --> 01:13:48,960
- [Knuckles whispers] Paddington!
- Coming.
1406
01:13:51,293 --> 01:13:54,543
[chomps loudly]
1407
01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:03,418
[whistles]
1408
01:14:11,668 --> 01:14:13,793
- [gasps]
- [flame roars]
1409
01:14:13,918 --> 01:14:15,751
[creaking]
1410
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,085
[Paddington grunts]
1411
01:14:35,835 --> 01:14:37,710
Good luck, little bear.
1412
01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:50,751
- [Knuckles] This is the life, lads.
- [all cheer]
1413
01:14:50,835 --> 01:14:52,793
Freedom!
1414
01:14:56,001 --> 01:14:57,001
[growls softly]
1415
01:15:07,210 --> 01:15:09,043
- Bring her down, Spoon.
- [growls]
1416
01:15:18,293 --> 01:15:20,251
[all grunt]
1417
01:15:20,626 --> 01:15:21,918
[pants]
1418
01:15:28,001 --> 01:15:30,626
[Knuckles] There she is, boys.
Our ticket out of here.
1419
01:15:31,585 --> 01:15:34,376
[Paddington] What do you mean?
Where are we going?
1420
01:15:36,835 --> 01:15:39,668
- Might as well tell him, Knucks.
- [Paddington] Tell me what?
1421
01:15:39,751 --> 01:15:45,460
- Aren't we going to clear my name?
- Sorry, kid. Change of plan.
1422
01:15:45,543 --> 01:15:46,793
What?
1423
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,710
- We're leaving the country.
- And you're coming with us.
1424
01:15:49,793 --> 01:15:53,126
But... you lied to me
1425
01:15:53,210 --> 01:15:58,126
Oh, hey, now, it wasn't like that.
We were doing you a favour.
1426
01:15:58,210 --> 01:16:00,251
- [lock clicks]
- If we told you the truth,
1427
01:16:00,335 --> 01:16:02,918
you'd never have come along,
and it's better this way.
1428
01:16:03,001 --> 01:16:08,585
We are gonna make marmalade together.
1429
01:16:08,668 --> 01:16:10,585
But I don't want to, Knuckles.
1430
01:16:10,668 --> 01:16:13,293
I want to clear my name and go home.
1431
01:16:13,376 --> 01:16:15,418
And you said you'd help.
1432
01:16:15,501 --> 01:16:17,085
You promised.
1433
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:22,876
Sorry, kid.
1434
01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:26,043
No can do.
1435
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,251
- [growls]
- [Spoon] Paddington!
1436
01:16:30,710 --> 01:16:31,918
[Knuckles] Let him go.
1437
01:16:32,626 --> 01:16:35,376
If he wants to get himself arrested,
1438
01:16:36,043 --> 01:16:37,335
that's his choice.
1439
01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:44,585
[distant traffic]
1440
01:16:44,668 --> 01:16:46,085
[grunts]
1441
01:16:47,751 --> 01:16:50,501
- [sniffs]
- [siren]
1442
01:16:50,585 --> 01:16:51,585
[gasps]
1443
01:16:52,376 --> 01:16:55,293
- [siren]
- [inhales]
1444
01:16:55,376 --> 01:16:56,376
[sighs]
1445
01:17:04,418 --> 01:17:05,418
[growls softly]
1446
01:17:13,335 --> 01:17:14,460
[coin clinks]
1447
01:17:16,626 --> 01:17:18,293
[dial tone]
1448
01:17:19,376 --> 01:17:21,001
- [Jonathan] Hello.
- Hello, Jonathan.
1449
01:17:21,085 --> 01:17:22,918
[Judy]
You've reached the Brown residence.
1450
01:17:23,001 --> 01:17:25,585
- [Jonathan] We're not here now.
- [Judy] But leave a message.
1451
01:17:25,668 --> 01:17:30,210
- [phone beeps]
- Hello, it's me... Paddington.
1452
01:17:30,918 --> 01:17:33,043
I hope you don't mind my calling.
1453
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:38,918
I just wanted to let you know
I've broken out of prison, and, well...
1454
01:17:39,001 --> 01:17:41,210
I suppose I'm on the run.
1455
01:17:41,293 --> 01:17:43,501
I didn't really mean to but...
1456
01:17:43,585 --> 01:17:46,710
Knuckles said that if we broke out,
he'd help clear my name
1457
01:17:48,001 --> 01:17:50,001
and then I could come home.
1458
01:17:50,918 --> 01:17:54,251
But he's gone now and I'm on my own.
1459
01:17:55,751 --> 01:17:58,585
- I don't really know why I'm calling.
- [rapid beeping]
1460
01:17:58,668 --> 01:18:01,668
- I suppose I just wanted to say...
- [call ends]
1461
01:18:03,626 --> 01:18:04,751
...goodbye.
1462
01:18:15,043 --> 01:18:16,251
[sniffs]
1463
01:18:22,335 --> 01:18:24,293
- [phone rings]
- [gasps]
1464
01:18:26,418 --> 01:18:29,043
[exhales]
1465
01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,835
[gasps]
1466
01:18:31,585 --> 01:18:34,043
- Oh! Hello?
- [Mary] Paddington?
1467
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,418
Yes. Yes, it's Paddington!
1468
01:18:36,501 --> 01:18:39,876
I'm so sorry I escaped, Mrs Brown,
but I thought you'd forgotten me.
1469
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,251
Oh, we'd never forget you, Paddington.
1470
01:18:42,335 --> 01:18:44,085
- Paddington?
- [Mary] You're family!
1471
01:18:44,168 --> 01:18:45,668
[Jonathan]
We know who the thief was.
1472
01:18:45,751 --> 01:18:47,626
- [Judy] It's Phoenix Buchanan.
- Mr Buchanan?
1473
01:18:47,710 --> 01:18:49,585
[Mrs Bird]
But he's disappeared into thin air.
1474
01:18:49,710 --> 01:18:52,043
We've been looking for him
at every landmark in that book.
1475
01:18:52,168 --> 01:18:53,960
[Judy] Every last page.
1476
01:18:54,043 --> 01:18:55,960
"Where all your dreams come true."
1477
01:18:57,001 --> 01:18:58,168
Why do you say that?
1478
01:18:58,251 --> 01:19:00,626
Oh, it was written on the last page
of the pop-up book.
1479
01:19:00,710 --> 01:19:04,126
- Always made me think of Aunt Lucy.
- That's very bizarre.
1480
01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:05,210
[Paddington] Is it?
1481
01:19:05,293 --> 01:19:09,335
I found that exact same phrase on
a scrap of paper in Phoenix's house.
1482
01:19:09,418 --> 01:19:12,293
- [Paddington] Really?
- I'm sure I've seen that before.
1483
01:19:12,418 --> 01:19:13,835
Look.
1484
01:19:13,918 --> 01:19:16,543
- "Where all your dreams come true."
- [Henry] The organ?
1485
01:19:16,668 --> 01:19:18,835
That must be where
Madame Kozlova hid her fortune.
1486
01:19:18,918 --> 01:19:21,543
- Let's get to the fair.
- It's too late. They're leaving today.
1487
01:19:21,626 --> 01:19:24,543
- [Jonathan] From Paddington Station.
- [Mary] At 6:35.
1488
01:19:25,001 --> 01:19:27,543
- There's still time.
- Paddington, head for the station.
1489
01:19:27,626 --> 01:19:29,668
If we can find Phoenix
and get hold of that book,
1490
01:19:29,793 --> 01:19:31,501
his fingerprints will prove everything.
1491
01:19:31,585 --> 01:19:34,835
- But that's miles away, Mr Brown. I...
- [lorry horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
1492
01:19:37,751 --> 01:19:38,918
I'll see you there.
1493
01:19:39,001 --> 01:19:40,918
- [honks]
- [bin man] Clear the road!
1494
01:19:41,001 --> 01:19:43,460
- This is a refuse emergency!
- [tires screech]
1495
01:19:43,543 --> 01:19:44,876
[Paddington] Sorry!
1496
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:48,960
Fellow citizens,
I've just received intelligence.
1497
01:19:49,043 --> 01:19:52,626
The bear has escaped
and may be heading this way.
1498
01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:56,918
I have raised the neighbourhood
panic level to "wild hysteria".
1499
01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:58,668
[Mary] Get out of the way, Mr Curry!
1500
01:19:58,751 --> 01:20:00,835
[Judy]
Paddington's not coming this way!
1501
01:20:00,918 --> 01:20:02,293
He's gonna clear his name.
1502
01:20:02,376 --> 01:20:05,585
- And we're gonna bring him home!
- We don't want him here.
1503
01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:08,376
No, of course you don't. You never have.
1504
01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:12,418
As soon as you set eyes on that bear,
you made up your mind about him.
1505
01:20:12,501 --> 01:20:14,668
Well, Paddington's not like that.
1506
01:20:14,793 --> 01:20:18,585
He looks for the good in all of us
and somehow, he finds it.
1507
01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:21,668
It's why he makes friends
wherever he goes.
1508
01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:25,835
And it's why Windsor Gardens
is a happier place whenever he's around.
1509
01:20:25,918 --> 01:20:29,293
He wouldn't hesitate
if any of us needed help.
1510
01:20:29,376 --> 01:20:33,460
So stand aside, Mr Curry,
cos we're coming through!
1511
01:20:35,210 --> 01:20:37,293
[car starts]
1512
01:20:37,376 --> 01:20:38,543
[engine revs]
1513
01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:39,751
[car stops]
1514
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:42,418
[engine sputters]
1515
01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:44,085
[Mr Curry] Nice try, Brown.
1516
01:20:44,168 --> 01:20:46,335
Your plan seems to have stalled.
1517
01:20:46,418 --> 01:20:47,710
Like your vehicle.
1518
01:20:47,793 --> 01:20:51,168
Try the choke. Go on, try the choke.
You're flooding it.
1519
01:20:51,251 --> 01:20:53,918
- Clutch down, second gear, Mr Brown.
- What?
1520
01:20:54,001 --> 01:20:55,501
- What you doing?
- After three.
1521
01:20:55,585 --> 01:20:56,626
- What's going on?
- Three.
1522
01:20:56,710 --> 01:20:59,251
You're illegally perambulating
on a public highway.
1523
01:20:59,335 --> 01:21:01,001
- Put your backs into it.
- [all groan]
1524
01:21:01,085 --> 01:21:03,001
- Do not push that vehicle!
- [engine starts]
1525
01:21:03,085 --> 01:21:04,585
Bring Paddington home.
1526
01:21:04,668 --> 01:21:07,085
- Thank you.
- Go, go, go! Oh!
1527
01:21:08,210 --> 01:21:10,376
[neighbours cheer]
1528
01:21:18,543 --> 01:21:22,460
Right, Paddington, stay low
and remember, you're a bin.
1529
01:21:23,335 --> 01:21:24,376
[grunts]
1530
01:21:26,918 --> 01:21:31,043
[Paddington] You're a bin. You're a bin.
Just an ordinary bin going for a walk.
1531
01:21:31,376 --> 01:21:32,376
[gasps]
1532
01:21:36,418 --> 01:21:38,876
- [Paddington] Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1533
01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:42,543
[Paddington] Nothing to see here,
Officer. Just a bin.
1534
01:21:42,626 --> 01:21:44,001
- Hm.
- [Paddington munches]
1535
01:21:44,918 --> 01:21:46,168
Quite good being a bin.
1536
01:21:53,001 --> 01:21:55,626
[whistling]
1537
01:21:57,710 --> 01:21:59,418
[whistling continues]
1538
01:22:01,793 --> 01:22:02,876
[man] Gentlemen.
1539
01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:06,001
- Hmm.
- [whistle blows]
1540
01:22:08,168 --> 01:22:10,001
- [train whistle blows]
- [gasps]
1541
01:22:12,793 --> 01:22:13,751
[gasps]
1542
01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:16,793
[tires screech]
1543
01:22:24,293 --> 01:22:25,710
[Henry] Paddington!
1544
01:22:25,793 --> 01:22:27,126
Mr Brown!
1545
01:22:27,210 --> 01:22:29,251
Quickly, he's on board!
1546
01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:31,001
[yells]
1547
01:22:31,085 --> 01:22:33,418
[Paddington]
Don't worry, I'll handle it myself!
1548
01:22:33,501 --> 01:22:35,710
[Mary]
We've gotta catch up with that train.
1549
01:22:35,793 --> 01:22:38,126
- But how?
- [train whistles]
1550
01:22:40,668 --> 01:22:42,043
I've got an idea.
1551
01:22:43,710 --> 01:22:45,876
Good morning, madam, sir.
Welcome on board.
1552
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,335
- Fine. Thank you.
- May I offer you a glass of champagne?
1553
01:22:48,418 --> 01:22:51,626
- Oh! Thank you. Very civilised, yes.
- Thank you so much. Very kind.
1554
01:22:51,710 --> 01:22:56,126
Nice to have a break after all I've been
through with that beastly bear.
1555
01:22:56,210 --> 01:22:59,460
Boiler pressure, two-two-five.
Water, half a glass.
1556
01:22:59,543 --> 01:23:01,960
- Air brake, off.
- Nice work, J-Dog.
1557
01:23:03,085 --> 01:23:06,085
My name's not J-Dog.
It's Jonathan Brown.
1558
01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:08,001
And I like steam trains.
1559
01:23:08,085 --> 01:23:09,918
Oh! Oh, for goodness' sake.
1560
01:23:10,001 --> 01:23:11,668
- I'm so sorry.
- Get off!
1561
01:23:11,751 --> 01:23:13,418
- Ssh, ssh.
- Stop it, stop it!
1562
01:23:13,501 --> 01:23:14,918
Don't shush me, Gertrude.
1563
01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:17,543
I have just been spilled upon
by a chilled liquid.
1564
01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:21,210
Gerald. I want you to shush.
1565
01:23:23,418 --> 01:23:24,918
Yes, Gertrude.
1566
01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:28,043
- [plane engine]
- [radio]...news from the BBC.
1567
01:23:28,126 --> 01:23:32,668
Four convicts made a daring escape
from Portobello Prison last night.
1568
01:23:32,751 --> 01:23:35,293
The prisoners all appear to have
vanished without a trace...
1569
01:23:35,376 --> 01:23:36,376
[laughs]
1570
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:39,626
...except Paddington Brown,
who was seen boarding a fair train
1571
01:23:39,710 --> 01:23:42,251
bound for Bristol. Police are closing in
1572
01:23:42,335 --> 01:23:44,335
- and expect to make an arrest soon.
- [sighs]
1573
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,085
Poor little fella.
1574
01:23:48,710 --> 01:23:51,168
Must be somewhere down there right now.
1575
01:23:51,251 --> 01:23:54,085
[Spoon] Shouldn't we help him, Knuckles?
1576
01:23:54,168 --> 01:23:57,168
[Knuckles] How? We go back down there,
they won't just lock us up,
1577
01:23:57,251 --> 01:24:01,335
- they'll throw away the key!
- I know, but... he's our friend.
1578
01:24:02,126 --> 01:24:03,460
Stick to the plan.
1579
01:24:05,626 --> 01:24:08,043
I don't do nothin' for no one
for nothin'.
1580
01:24:11,043 --> 01:24:12,043
[sighs]
1581
01:24:14,376 --> 01:24:16,085
[train whistle]
1582
01:24:31,043 --> 01:24:32,335
Well, Grandfather.
1583
01:24:33,376 --> 01:24:35,293
The moment of truth.
1584
01:24:39,251 --> 01:24:40,251
D.
1585
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:43,043
- D.
- [note plays]
1586
01:24:43,126 --> 01:24:44,251
[gasps]
1587
01:24:45,293 --> 01:24:47,960
A. A.
1588
01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:51,668
The book. [gasps]
1589
01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:55,293
Ah!
1590
01:24:59,001 --> 01:25:01,710
- What's he doing?
- [Judy] I don't know.
1591
01:25:02,293 --> 01:25:04,710
- Paddington!
- He can't hear us.
1592
01:25:04,876 --> 01:25:08,168
- Can this thing go any faster?
- I can try but I need more coal.
1593
01:25:08,251 --> 01:25:11,001
- I'm on it.
- Pull alongside. I'm going across.
1594
01:25:11,085 --> 01:25:12,543
- I'll come with you.
- Judy!
1595
01:25:12,668 --> 01:25:14,793
Just you try and stop us!
1596
01:25:16,251 --> 01:25:17,251
Come on, then!
1597
01:25:25,668 --> 01:25:26,793
[chomps]
1598
01:25:28,168 --> 01:25:29,418
[grunts]
1599
01:25:29,835 --> 01:25:30,835
[chomps]
1600
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:31,918
[grunts]
1601
01:25:32,418 --> 01:25:35,126
[squelches]
1602
01:25:36,001 --> 01:25:37,001
[groans]
1603
01:25:37,418 --> 01:25:38,418
[groans]
1604
01:25:39,001 --> 01:25:40,043
[gasps]
1605
01:25:41,501 --> 01:25:43,460
[screams]
1606
01:25:48,126 --> 01:25:49,210
[inhales]
1607
01:25:50,626 --> 01:25:51,751
[sneezes]
1608
01:25:52,460 --> 01:25:54,668
- You ready?
- Yep.
1609
01:25:54,751 --> 01:25:56,710
- Go!
- [groans]
1610
01:26:00,001 --> 01:26:01,251
[grunts]
1611
01:26:02,710 --> 01:26:03,835
[groans]
1612
01:26:03,918 --> 01:26:04,876
[yells]
1613
01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:06,460
[wails]
1614
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:10,793
[instructor] Open your mind
and your legs will follow.
1615
01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:14,501
[inhales]
1616
01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:18,710
[screams]
1617
01:26:18,793 --> 01:26:20,793
- Mr Brown!
- Mrs Bird!
1618
01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:21,960
[groans]
1619
01:26:23,126 --> 01:26:24,335
C.
1620
01:26:26,001 --> 01:26:27,001
[note plays]
1621
01:26:28,001 --> 01:26:30,335
And finally... E.
1622
01:26:30,501 --> 01:26:31,876
[note plays]
1623
01:26:32,043 --> 01:26:33,460
[organ creaks]
1624
01:26:33,585 --> 01:26:35,918
- [music plays]
- It works!
1625
01:26:39,293 --> 01:26:42,168
[gasps]
1626
01:26:46,460 --> 01:26:47,710
[Phoenix laughs]
1627
01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:51,751
Ooh. [gasps]
1628
01:26:55,501 --> 01:26:57,251
Hello.
1629
01:26:57,376 --> 01:27:00,126
- Aren't you pretty?
- [squelch]
1630
01:27:00,501 --> 01:27:04,043
West End, here I come.
1631
01:27:04,126 --> 01:27:05,251
[squelch]
1632
01:27:05,376 --> 01:27:06,418
[muffled cry]
1633
01:27:06,501 --> 01:27:07,876
- M-Morning.
- [gasps]
1634
01:27:09,335 --> 01:27:11,960
[gasps] No!
1635
01:27:12,043 --> 01:27:15,085
- What was it? Er, D. F.
- [organ beeps]
1636
01:27:15,293 --> 01:27:17,710
- D.
- [organ beeps]
1637
01:27:17,876 --> 01:27:20,293
- Come back with that book!
- [grunts]
1638
01:27:26,710 --> 01:27:28,210
[chains rattle]
1639
01:27:30,376 --> 01:27:32,293
[groans]
1640
01:27:40,460 --> 01:27:43,835
- Where do you think you're going, bear?
- [grunts]
1641
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,001
It's a train. It comes to an end,
1642
01:27:47,168 --> 01:27:48,543
like all of us, alas.
1643
01:27:48,626 --> 01:27:50,835
[gasps] Oh. [groans]
1644
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,960
- [Phoenix] Whoops!
- [pants]
1645
01:27:54,460 --> 01:27:58,001
Exit bear, pursued by an actor...
1646
01:27:58,085 --> 01:28:00,168
[screams]
1647
01:28:00,251 --> 01:28:02,876
[Mrs Bird] Phoenix Buchanan.
1648
01:28:03,626 --> 01:28:05,043
Mrs Bird?
1649
01:28:05,168 --> 01:28:07,293
Oh, so now you remember me?
1650
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:10,043
Well, I never.
1651
01:28:10,168 --> 01:28:11,543
The cavalry.
1652
01:28:11,626 --> 01:28:15,168
An old crone, a little girl
and an insurance man.
1653
01:28:15,251 --> 01:28:17,251
[gasps] What am I going to do?
1654
01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:19,126
I'll tell you exactly
what I'm going to do.
1655
01:28:19,251 --> 01:28:20,293
Hm?
1656
01:28:20,418 --> 01:28:22,793
I'm going to bloomin' well
biff you on the nose.
1657
01:28:22,876 --> 01:28:24,793
Not a very good idea.
1658
01:28:24,918 --> 01:28:26,001
[gasps]
1659
01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:28,835
Stage combat, level four.
1660
01:28:29,710 --> 01:28:32,335
Well, where I come from, laddie,
1661
01:28:32,418 --> 01:28:34,918
they teach you never
to bring a knife to a gunfight.
1662
01:28:35,001 --> 01:28:36,168
[gun clicks]
1663
01:28:36,293 --> 01:28:39,543
[inhales] I think you'll find
that fires plastic darts.
1664
01:28:41,793 --> 01:28:42,918
So it does.
1665
01:28:43,793 --> 01:28:46,501
Whereas this sword looks very sharp.
1666
01:28:47,168 --> 01:28:49,793
- [all gasp]
- Back you go. All of you, back.
1667
01:28:53,835 --> 01:28:55,543
[pants and growls]
1668
01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:02,668
- And for you, sir, the jumbo pavlova.
- [mutters]
1669
01:29:02,751 --> 01:29:03,751
Enjoy.
1670
01:29:06,418 --> 01:29:10,376
Oh, hello, Your Honour.
The hair is looking lovely.
1671
01:29:15,126 --> 01:29:16,210
[Mary] Paddington!
1672
01:29:16,335 --> 01:29:19,585
Mrs Brown! Um...
1673
01:29:19,668 --> 01:29:22,210
Ah. I've got an idea!
1674
01:29:22,876 --> 01:29:27,001
Good. Good. Excellent.
Now for your furry friend.
1675
01:29:27,085 --> 01:29:29,210
- [briefcase clicks]
- [growls]
1676
01:29:31,168 --> 01:29:32,126
[exhales]
1677
01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:34,793
[creaking]
1678
01:29:37,626 --> 01:29:39,793
Slow down, Jonathan.
1679
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:43,460
[brakes screech]
1680
01:29:45,626 --> 01:29:47,168
[Phoenix] Coo-ee!
1681
01:29:47,293 --> 01:29:49,543
- [gasps]
- What a clever little plan.
1682
01:29:49,626 --> 01:29:51,085
- [groans]
- [creaking]
1683
01:29:54,251 --> 01:29:55,376
[groans]
1684
01:29:55,501 --> 01:29:58,460
Don't worry. I know a wee trick
1685
01:29:58,543 --> 01:30:00,960
- Harry Houdini used to do.
- [clicks]
1686
01:30:01,085 --> 01:30:04,085
- [creaking]
- [grunts]
1687
01:30:06,543 --> 01:30:08,626
[groans]
1688
01:30:08,710 --> 01:30:10,585
- [metal clangs]
- [gasps]
1689
01:30:13,418 --> 01:30:15,543
- [train whistles]
- [Paddington gasps]
1690
01:30:16,501 --> 01:30:18,918
Jump, Paddington! I'll catch you.
1691
01:30:20,043 --> 01:30:21,835
- [gasps]
- No!
1692
01:30:21,918 --> 01:30:23,751
- [clicks]
- [groans]
1693
01:30:23,835 --> 01:30:26,001
- [Phoenix] Ah!
- [Paddington groans] No!
1694
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:29,126
- [Phoenix grunts]
- [groans]
1695
01:30:31,376 --> 01:30:32,418
[strains]
1696
01:30:34,543 --> 01:30:36,460
Bye-bye, bear.
1697
01:30:38,793 --> 01:30:40,626
- [metal clangs]
- [train screeches]
1698
01:30:40,710 --> 01:30:41,751
[gasps]
1699
01:30:42,710 --> 01:30:44,001
[camera clicks]
1700
01:30:53,876 --> 01:30:54,960
Bull's-eye!
1701
01:31:01,168 --> 01:31:02,126
[gasps]
1702
01:31:07,293 --> 01:31:08,501
[groans]
1703
01:31:15,501 --> 01:31:17,960
[gasps] Stop the train, Jonathan!
1704
01:31:18,043 --> 01:31:20,126
[wheels screech]
1705
01:31:26,585 --> 01:31:29,418
[gasps for air]
1706
01:31:34,085 --> 01:31:36,168
[pants]
1707
01:31:40,918 --> 01:31:41,918
[inhales deeply]
1708
01:31:51,168 --> 01:31:53,626
[gasps]
1709
01:31:59,793 --> 01:32:02,710
[creaking]
1710
01:32:02,835 --> 01:32:05,210
- [gasps]
- [inhales deeply]
1711
01:32:08,626 --> 01:32:11,335
[creaking]
1712
01:32:13,835 --> 01:32:16,710
[muffled banging]
1713
01:32:48,210 --> 01:32:50,418
[plane engine]
1714
01:32:50,501 --> 01:32:51,501
[loud splash]
1715
01:32:54,001 --> 01:32:55,751
[Knuckles] Let's go, lads.
1716
01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:11,335
[creaks]
1717
01:33:19,001 --> 01:33:20,001
[gasps]
1718
01:33:21,210 --> 01:33:22,835
[Knuckles] Ah!
1719
01:33:29,460 --> 01:33:31,585
[Paddington] Knuckles, you came back.
1720
01:33:31,668 --> 01:33:35,293
- Can't make marmalade on my own, can I?
- Thank you, everyone. [sighs]
1721
01:33:35,376 --> 01:33:37,293
Paddington?
1722
01:33:37,376 --> 01:33:41,001
- He's burning up.
- Better get the little fella to bed.
1723
01:33:42,043 --> 01:33:43,793
- [Jonathan] Mum!
- [Judy] Paddington!
1724
01:33:43,876 --> 01:33:44,918
[Mary] He's not well.
1725
01:33:45,001 --> 01:33:48,335
[Knuckles] Don't worry, he's gonna
be fine. Aren't you, little buddy?
1726
01:34:09,918 --> 01:34:10,918
[Paddington snores]
1727
01:34:12,668 --> 01:34:15,335
- [Jonathan] Paddington!
- Where am I?
1728
01:34:15,460 --> 01:34:17,001
Take it easy now.
1729
01:34:17,168 --> 01:34:21,335
You gave us a wee scare,
but you're home now.
1730
01:34:21,460 --> 01:34:23,835
- Home?
- That's right. Look.
1731
01:34:23,918 --> 01:34:26,126
The police realised
they made a terrible mistake.
1732
01:34:26,251 --> 01:34:29,918
Phoenix Buchanan has been arrested,
and I might add,
1733
01:34:30,001 --> 01:34:32,460
is no longer a member
of our Platinum Club.
1734
01:34:32,543 --> 01:34:35,168
- Then...
- You're a free bear.
1735
01:34:35,335 --> 01:34:38,585
- [exhales] How long have I been asleep?
- [Jonathan] Three days.
1736
01:34:38,710 --> 01:34:41,126
Three days? But that means...
1737
01:34:41,293 --> 01:34:45,001
- It's Aunt Lucy's birthday.
- And I never sent her anything.
1738
01:34:45,126 --> 01:34:48,668
- It's all right, Paddington.
- But it isn't all right, Mrs Brown.
1739
01:34:48,793 --> 01:34:53,251
You see, Aunt Lucy did so much for me
when I was a cub.
1740
01:34:53,335 --> 01:34:56,001
Without her,
I'd never have come to London.
1741
01:34:56,085 --> 01:35:00,501
And, I suppose all I ever really wanted
was to make her proud.
1742
01:35:01,501 --> 01:35:04,460
But now she's going to wake up
on her birthday with no present
1743
01:35:04,543 --> 01:35:06,960
and think I've let her down completely.
1744
01:35:07,043 --> 01:35:11,543
Oh, you great goose!
She won't think that at all.
1745
01:35:11,668 --> 01:35:12,835
Won't she?
1746
01:35:13,710 --> 01:35:15,335
Come with us.
1747
01:35:15,918 --> 01:35:17,626
[grunts]
1748
01:35:17,751 --> 01:35:19,793
Here he is!
1749
01:35:27,376 --> 01:35:28,668
What are you all doing here?
1750
01:35:28,751 --> 01:35:31,251
- We wanted to say thank you.
- [Paddington] Thank you?
1751
01:35:31,335 --> 01:35:34,001
- For everything you've done for us.
- [crowd] Yes.
1752
01:35:34,085 --> 01:35:35,960
If it wasn't for you,
we'd never have met.
1753
01:35:36,043 --> 01:35:37,793
You helped me pass my exam.
1754
01:35:37,876 --> 01:35:39,918
I would be permanently
locked out of my house.
1755
01:35:40,001 --> 01:35:41,210
[all laugh]
1756
01:35:41,293 --> 01:35:44,376
I'd say you've rather a lot
to be proud of.
1757
01:35:44,501 --> 01:35:45,501
Oh.
1758
01:35:45,585 --> 01:35:48,668
[Gruber] When we heard the police
wanted the popping book for evidence,
1759
01:35:48,793 --> 01:35:52,293
we thought we'd find Aunt Lucy
another present.
1760
01:35:52,376 --> 01:35:54,001
[Dr Jafri] So we all clubbed together.
1761
01:35:54,168 --> 01:35:56,960
I pulled in a few favours
from my old Air Force chums.
1762
01:35:57,043 --> 01:35:59,418
And we think she's going to love it.
1763
01:35:59,501 --> 01:36:01,418
But... what is it?
1764
01:36:02,418 --> 01:36:05,585
You wanted to get that book so
Aunt Lucy could see London, didn't you?
1765
01:36:05,668 --> 01:36:07,585
It was always her dream.
1766
01:36:07,668 --> 01:36:11,918
Well, we thought,
why look at London in a book
1767
01:36:12,001 --> 01:36:13,835
when she could see the real thing?
1768
01:36:13,918 --> 01:36:15,960
- [doorbell rings]
- [Paddington gasps]
1769
01:36:17,376 --> 01:36:19,501
Why don't you go and answer that?
1770
01:36:21,293 --> 01:36:22,335
[Paddington exhales]
1771
01:36:34,376 --> 01:36:35,751
[gasps]
1772
01:36:36,335 --> 01:36:38,293
[Lucy] Oh.
1773
01:36:38,418 --> 01:36:40,876
[exhales] Oh.
1774
01:36:41,001 --> 01:36:43,668
[whispers] Paddington.
1775
01:36:44,835 --> 01:36:47,210
Happy birthday, Aunt Lucy.
1776
01:37:01,793 --> 01:37:05,918
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake your body line
1777
01:37:06,001 --> 01:37:10,210
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it all the time
1778
01:37:10,293 --> 01:37:14,251
♪ Work, work, work, señora
Work your body line
1779
01:37:14,335 --> 01:37:18,293
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it all the time
1780
01:37:18,376 --> 01:37:20,585
♪ My girlfriend's name is señora
1781
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,501
♪ I tell you friends, I adore her
1782
01:37:22,585 --> 01:37:24,376
♪ And when she dances, oh brother
1783
01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:26,835
♪ She is a hurricane
in all kind of weather
1784
01:37:26,918 --> 01:37:31,001
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body and jump with the line
1785
01:37:31,126 --> 01:37:35,210
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body and jump with the line
1786
01:37:35,293 --> 01:37:39,376
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake your body line
1787
01:37:39,460 --> 01:37:43,585
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it all the time
1788
01:37:43,668 --> 01:37:47,460
♪ You can talk about cha cha
Tango, waltz or the rumba
1789
01:37:47,543 --> 01:37:49,835
♪ Señora's dance has no title
1790
01:37:49,918 --> 01:37:51,918
♪ Jump in the saddle
Hold on to the bridle
1791
01:37:52,001 --> 01:37:53,293
♪ Jump in the line
1792
01:37:53,376 --> 01:37:56,126
♪ Shake your body and jump with the line
1793
01:37:56,210 --> 01:37:57,501
♪ Jump in the line
1794
01:37:57,585 --> 01:37:59,335
♪ Shake your body and jump with the line
1795
01:38:04,835 --> 01:38:07,168
Phoenix Buchanan.
1796
01:38:07,251 --> 01:38:10,376
You have proved yourself
to be a heinous criminal...
1797
01:38:10,460 --> 01:38:11,751
[whimpers]
1798
01:38:11,835 --> 01:38:15,626
...and a disgrace
to the noble profession of acting.
1799
01:38:15,710 --> 01:38:19,210
- [wails]
- [judge] I sentence you to ten years
1800
01:38:19,293 --> 01:38:24,626
and I suggest that you use
your time behind bars wisely.
1801
01:38:26,501 --> 01:38:28,168
I shall.
1802
01:38:28,251 --> 01:38:29,626
[doors slam]
1803
01:38:32,793 --> 01:38:34,585
[music starts]
1804
01:38:35,418 --> 01:38:38,293
♪ Listen to the rain on the roof go
1805
01:38:38,376 --> 01:38:40,960
♪ Pit pitty pat, pit pitty pat
Pitty
1806
01:38:41,043 --> 01:38:45,751
♪ Sit, kitty cat
We won't get home for hours
1807
01:38:45,835 --> 01:38:49,460
♪ Relax and listen to the rain
on the roof go
1808
01:38:49,543 --> 01:38:52,460
♪ Plunk planka plink, plunk planka plink
Planka
1809
01:38:52,543 --> 01:38:57,710
♪ Let's have a drink
And shelter from the showers
1810
01:38:58,251 --> 01:39:03,001
♪ Rain, rain, don't go away
Fill up the sky
1811
01:39:03,668 --> 01:39:09,335
♪ Rain through the night
We'll stay cosy and dry
1812
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:16,210
♪ Listen to the rain on the roof go
1813
01:39:16,293 --> 01:39:20,418
♪ Pit pitty pat, plunka plink
Plank
1814
01:39:21,085 --> 01:39:26,751
♪ Pity that it's not a hurricane
1815
01:39:29,085 --> 01:39:35,960
♪ Listen, plink, to the lovely rain
1816
01:39:39,835 --> 01:39:43,418
[cheering and applause]
1817
01:39:43,501 --> 01:39:46,168
[Phoenix] Thank you. Thank you.
1818
01:39:46,251 --> 01:39:52,668
Well, it seems I didn't need
the West End after all. Just...
1819
01:39:53,710 --> 01:39:55,293
a captive audience.
1820
01:39:55,376 --> 01:39:58,460
- [cheering continues]
- What am I like? Guards, lock me up!
1821
01:39:58,543 --> 01:40:00,376
- Oh, wait, you have.
- [laughter]
1822
01:40:00,460 --> 01:40:01,876
[Phoenix laughs]
1823
01:40:03,543 --> 01:40:06,543
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