1 00:00:02,234 --> 00:00:04,566 What are you gonna do next? Bite his ear off? 2 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:08,265 - They hit me when I'm down. - Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa! Who? 3 00:00:08,374 --> 00:00:12,208 - Kids at school. - Kid's having some trouble at school. 4 00:00:12,311 --> 00:00:14,609 Well, why didn't you say that, Russ? 5 00:00:14,713 --> 00:00:16,908 I'm teachin' the boy boxing. He don't need that. 6 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:20,280 - Why don't you show him that W.W.F. scissors hold? 7 00:00:20,386 --> 00:00:22,377 Whoa! 8 00:00:22,488 --> 00:00:24,956 Now that I can use! 9 00:00:28,193 --> 00:00:30,752 [ Sighs ] 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,160 Have you noticed how alike those two are? 11 00:00:37,268 --> 00:00:41,069 [Woman]Makes sense. They're related, right? 12 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:43,141 Suppose so. 13 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:46,871 [ Rings ] 14 00:00:46,978 --> 00:00:49,640 Russ Duritz's office. How may I help you? 15 00:00:49,747 --> 00:00:51,738 - Yeah, it's me. What's up? - Oh, it's you. 16 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,784 I hadn't heard from you in four hours. 17 00:00:53,885 --> 00:00:56,012 I'd assumed you were dead. Hey, how's mini-you? 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,248 That's hilarious,Janet. What's up? 19 00:00:58,356 --> 00:01:01,757 - You've got 1 9 messages last count. Do you want 'em? 20 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:04,089 Let's see, uh-- 21 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:06,459 Bob Riley. Bob Riley. 22 00:01:06,564 --> 00:01:09,032 Not Bob Riley. Not Bob Riley. Bob Riley. 23 00:01:09,134 --> 00:01:13,593 Bob Riley. I'm sure there's another one. Just a second. Here's Bob Riley-- 24 00:01:13,705 --> 00:01:15,730 Hey-- 25 00:01:17,575 --> 00:01:19,600 Hey, Amy! Where are you going? 26 00:01:19,711 --> 00:01:21,679 To my place for some ice cream. See you there. 27 00:01:21,778 --> 00:01:23,906 - Ice cream? - Bye! 28 00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:34,723 Can I ask you a question? 29 00:01:34,826 --> 00:01:37,954 - Sure. - Are you our girlfriend? 30 00:01:39,998 --> 00:01:41,932 That's a funny way of putting it. 31 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:45,102 Mostly... no. 32 00:01:45,203 --> 00:01:48,899 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 33 00:01:49,007 --> 00:01:51,567 Are you our nephew? 34 00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:53,575 Mostly... 35 00:01:56,346 --> 00:01:58,246 no. 36 00:02:00,851 --> 00:02:02,876 But you are related, aren't you? 37 00:02:02,986 --> 00:02:04,954 Uh-huh. 38 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:07,990 - How close? - Pretty. 39 00:02:08,091 --> 00:02:11,151 How close is pretty close? 40 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:14,253 Pretty darn. 41 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,856 Oh, my God. 42 00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:20,562 - Hi. - He's your son! 43 00:02:20,671 --> 00:02:24,232 - What? - He's your son! You have a son! 44 00:02:24,341 --> 00:02:26,366 Oh, hey! 45 00:02:26,475 --> 00:02:28,706 And all this time you never even breathed a word! 46 00:02:28,812 --> 00:02:30,837 And you're some deadbeat dad... 47 00:02:30,947 --> 00:02:32,914 who had visitation rights today or something. 48 00:02:33,015 --> 00:02:35,177 - Amy, do you know how-- - Who's the mother, anyway? 49 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:38,448 I don't want to know. I know. It's that Swedish chick, isn't it? 50 00:02:38,554 --> 00:02:41,921 Yeah, that Ingesborg or Smorgasborg or what ever her name is. 51 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:45,893 Not that I care, of course, about who or where or what you do! 52 00:02:45,995 --> 00:02:50,193 - Amy, he is not Swedish. - And I'm not his son. 53 00:02:50,299 --> 00:02:51,995 Honest. 54 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:57,139 Then who are you? 55 00:03:02,645 --> 00:03:05,615 Russ? 56 00:03:05,715 --> 00:03:11,085 Because I've been watching the two of you together, 57 00:03:11,187 --> 00:03:13,951 there's something very... 58 00:03:14,056 --> 00:03:16,650 strange going on. 59 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:19,454 [ Whispering ] We have to tell her. 60 00:03:19,562 --> 00:03:22,122 - We are not going to tell her. - Tell me what? 61 00:03:22,231 --> 00:03:27,225 - Come on. Do it. - Hey. Zip it. 62 00:03:27,335 --> 00:03:30,237 Besides, she won't believe us anyway. She'll just think you take after me. 63 00:03:30,338 --> 00:03:32,967 - Then do the knuckle. - That's not gonna convince her. 64 00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:36,510 Then tell her something only I would know and then she 65 00:03:36,611 --> 00:03:40,172 - Like Aunt Spazzy. - How is that gonna work? 66 00:03:40,282 --> 00:03:43,115 - Then show her the a scar. -Anybody could have a scar . 67 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:46,120 - What about the birthmark? - Well, that could be a coincidence too. 68 00:03:46,222 --> 00:03:48,883 - I know she'll believe us. - She is not going to believe us. 69 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:51,959 - I know she'll believe us. - She is not going to believe us. 70 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,153 - She will! She will! She will! - She won't! She won't! 71 00:03:54,262 --> 00:03:58,131 - Hey! - I wish I was standing on a carpet. 72 00:03:59,801 --> 00:04:01,962 [Body Thuds] 73 00:04:04,339 --> 00:04:07,137 - Told you. - Amy? 74 00:04:07,242 --> 00:04:09,540 - [ Grunting ] - ... aboard that ship-- 75 00:04:09,644 --> 00:04:13,602 [Man]...process the potatoes into a variety of products. 76 00:04:13,715 --> 00:04:16,616 [TV Channels Switching] 77 00:04:17,685 --> 00:04:19,653 Stop biting. 78 00:04:19,753 --> 00:04:21,722 Leave me alone. 79 00:04:21,823 --> 00:04:26,782 I'm advertising terror and bewilderment. 80 00:04:26,895 --> 00:04:32,059 Holy smokes. Ninety-nine channels and there's nothing on. 81 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,429 How... can this be? 82 00:04:39,306 --> 00:04:41,240 I have no idea. 83 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:46,007 Look at him. He's so... 84 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:48,513 embarrassing. 85 00:04:48,615 --> 00:04:51,516 You're not embarrassing. 86 00:04:51,618 --> 00:04:53,586 You're adorable. 87 00:04:56,456 --> 00:05:01,393 Then. You're adorable then. 88 00:05:01,495 --> 00:05:04,464 [Russ]Stop picking! 89 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:08,399 Look at that haircut. I look like Herman's Hermits. 90 00:05:08,502 --> 00:05:12,028 I ''shpeak'' like I got a mouth full of''shpit.'' 91 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:14,834 Well, of course you do. 92 00:05:14,942 --> 00:05:18,708 Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dewed make you despise me? 93 00:05:23,182 --> 00:05:26,618 No. 94 00:05:26,719 --> 00:05:28,950 Why? 95 00:05:29,056 --> 00:05:31,046 Do you despise you? 96 00:05:34,093 --> 00:05:37,221 When I look at him, all I see are awful memories, 97 00:05:37,331 --> 00:05:41,323 memories I've been spending most of my life trying to forget. 98 00:05:44,238 --> 00:05:46,604 I'm sorry. 99 00:05:52,245 --> 00:05:55,476 [Cell Phone Rings] 100 00:05:59,986 --> 00:06:02,318 Hello. Kenny. 101 00:06:02,421 --> 00:06:05,219 Nauseous about the wedding tomorrow? 102 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,451 My God, the wedding tomorrow. Hang on a minute. 103 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,757 The wedding tomorrow. What am I gonna do with him? 104 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:13,093 - Take him with us. - What? 105 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:15,690 To an important event? Are you out of your mind? 106 00:06:15,801 --> 00:06:17,768 Take him with us? 107 00:06:17,869 --> 00:06:21,806 This is an important event, with people who respect me. 108 00:06:21,908 --> 00:06:24,638 - Hey! - Aw. 109 00:06:24,744 --> 00:06:26,904 Hey! I forbid you to bond with this boy. 110 00:06:27,013 --> 00:06:31,450 What, Kenny? Who got sick? 111 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:35,586 @@ 112 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:51,200 Thank goodness your nephew replaced little James. 113 00:06:51,303 --> 00:06:55,467 None of the other children was fat enough to fit in his clothes. 114 00:07:00,111 --> 00:07:02,409 -[Thud] -[Rings Clatter] 115 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:04,812 [Amy] It's okay. It's okay. 116 00:07:04,915 --> 00:07:06,884 Don't worry about it. 117 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:11,012 -@@ Yeah, yeah, yeah@@ -@@ Yester-me 118 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:13,316 @Yesterday@ 119 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:16,986 @@ Ooh, ooh@@ 120 00:07:17,094 --> 00:07:20,928 @@ What happened to@@ 121 00:07:21,031 --> 00:07:24,160 @@ The world we knew@@ 122 00:07:25,636 --> 00:07:29,037 @When we would dream and scheme @ 123 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:32,108 @@And while the time away@@ 124 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:37,147 Don't worry. Just take it off and shove it under the table 125 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,511 - Really? - Yeah. 126 00:07:42,686 --> 00:07:46,452 -@@ Where did it go@@ -@@ Where did it go@@ 127 00:07:46,557 --> 00:07:49,685 @@ That yester glow@@ 128 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:52,591 - Hello. -@@ When we could feel@@ 129 00:07:52,696 --> 00:07:57,656 @@ The wheels of life turn our way@@ 130 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:02,068 @@ Yester-me yester-you@@ 131 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:04,800 @@ Yesterday@@ 132 00:08:06,342 --> 00:08:10,439 @@I had a dream@@ so did you@@ 133 00:08:10,547 --> 00:08:12,538 @@Life was warm@@ 134 00:08:12,649 --> 00:08:14,947 @@And love was true@@ 135 00:08:17,053 --> 00:08:19,420 Holy smokes. 136 00:08:21,991 --> 00:08:24,186 Russ, Russ! 137 00:08:24,294 --> 00:08:28,195 Excuse me, Clarissa. You're interrupting us. 138 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:31,630 - But it's really important! - Not now, kid. 139 00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:34,794 But it's really, really, r-r-r-- 140 00:08:34,904 --> 00:08:39,864 @@ Were just a cruel and foolish game 141 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:42,604 - Drivin' you crazy, huh. - Yeah. 142 00:08:42,712 --> 00:08:44,907 It's different when they're your own. 143 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:47,983 Speaking of which, when are you gonna give up 144 00:08:48,084 --> 00:08:50,052 As soon as you become available again, Clarissa. 145 00:08:50,153 --> 00:08:52,144 - I'm serious. - So am I. 146 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:55,486 @@I feel lost@@ 147 00:08:55,591 --> 00:08:57,855 @@I feel sad@@ 148 00:08:59,796 --> 00:09:03,492 Amy, I have a question. 149 00:09:03,599 --> 00:09:07,091 - A big one. - Okay. 150 00:09:09,304 --> 00:09:11,431 What about that pretty woman you came with today? 151 00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:13,509 You mean Amy? No, we work together. 152 00:09:13,609 --> 00:09:15,634 I've known her for a really long time. 153 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:18,646 I know we haven't known each other very long-- 154 00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:20,716 Don't worry about me. 155 00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:22,977 When I meet the right person, I'm sure I'll get around to asking. 156 00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:25,485 In case I never get around to asking-- 157 00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:30,516 Somebody's makin' a move right now. 158 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:36,459 Amy? 159 00:09:36,565 --> 00:09:39,398 Will you marry me? 160 00:09:41,703 --> 00:09:45,195 - Okay, let's go. - Hey! 161 00:09:45,307 --> 00:09:47,275 Let me go, you big jerk! 162 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,343 Wait a minute, stop! 163 00:09:49,444 --> 00:09:51,537 He asked me a question. Don't you want to know 164 00:09:51,646 --> 00:09:53,614 - No. No. - No? 165 00:09:53,715 --> 00:09:56,115 He had no right asking you what he did, okay? 166 00:09:56,218 --> 00:09:58,185 - Well, we are! - Since when? 167 00:09:58,286 --> 00:10:00,413 - M.Y.O.B.! - What? 168 00:10:00,522 --> 00:10:04,013 Mind your own beeswax. Do you or do you not want to know 169 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:06,752 What were you gonna say? 170 00:10:06,862 --> 00:10:10,525 - Yeah, what were you going to say? - Try it again. 171 00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:14,159 Less practiced indifference, more... warmth. 172 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:17,999 - What were you going to say? - What were you gonna say? 173 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,437 So you want to know what I was going to say. 174 00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:24,976 - Take a walk. - I'm the one who asked her! 175 00:10:25,079 --> 00:10:27,241 Just go away. 176 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:41,223 - What were you going to say-- - I was going to say... 177 00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:43,319 I'll have to think about it. 178 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:46,092 - Oh, really? - Yes. Because... 179 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,395 impossibly, what had previously seemed to me... 180 00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:50,800 to be the worst idea in the universe has, 181 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:54,341 over the last 1 2 hours, transmogrified into 182 00:10:54,441 --> 00:10:57,433 opening up a very small window of opportunity for you. 183 00:10:57,545 --> 00:10:59,512 - For me. - Yeah. 184 00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:01,911 Ah. 185 00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:04,507 And what if I didn't want to take advantage 186 00:11:04,618 --> 00:11:06,585 A part of you obviously wants to, 187 00:11:06,686 --> 00:11:11,681 and it is that part of you that is causing me... 188 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,816 to think about it. 189 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,233 Are you... 190 00:11:29,342 --> 00:11:32,038 asking me... 191 00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:34,045 to think about it? 192 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,017 Wait. Wait a minute. 193 00:11:39,118 --> 00:11:41,416 If you'll just wait, I-- 194 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:44,513 I'm gonna go get-- the valet-- the c-- 195 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:47,923 [Mumbling] 196 00:11:48,027 --> 00:11:50,257 [Laughing] 197 00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:52,853 [Man On TV]And now he's ready to start feeling the love. 198 00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:55,059 Oh yeah, before the game this afternoon with the visiting Orioles, 199 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:58,666 Riley invited a dozen kids to barrage him 200 00:11:58,771 --> 00:12:00,738 as a way to say ''I'm sorry''... 201 00:12:00,839 --> 00:12:04,298 for what he claims is a simple case of miscommunication. 202 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:07,345 Uncle Bob knows how to party! 203 00:12:07,447 --> 00:12:09,347 [Kids On TV Squealing] 204 00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:22,285 So you crawled through the Dumpster behind the bar after I left. 205 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,993 I shot that. 206 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:33,663 I'm parrotfish. 207 00:12:33,772 --> 00:12:36,240 Tell me, do you know for certain... 208 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:39,242 that he turned the funds over, or is he maybe still sitting on them? 209 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:44,112 Poor little Amy. 210 00:12:44,216 --> 00:12:46,514 Mixed-up with a rotten boss... 211 00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:48,586 who feels obligated to his clients. 212 00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:51,515 Do you know what the number one killer of young-- 213 00:12:51,622 --> 00:12:56,253 Russ! The person I am pitying here is not me. 214 00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:00,298 Look, it's all my fault. 215 00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:06,031 I made the big stupid mistake-- 216 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,106 I thought you'd change. 217 00:13:14,946 --> 00:13:17,470 I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. 218 00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,819 Do you want to know what the saddest part 219 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,951 You could have been great. 220 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,226 Man. Man! 221 00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:18,467 When do we ever stop blowing it? 222 00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:20,600 Russ. 223 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:23,508 We've gotta change. 224 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,377 We have to change. 225 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,753 That's pretty cool how we both have to, uh-- 226 00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:58,907 It's our birthday tomorrow. 227 00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:00,915 Yeah, I know. 228 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:03,247 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 229 00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:06,082 - What happens next? - What do you mean? 230 00:15:06,188 --> 00:15:08,088 I mean, to me. 231 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:11,692 Between being me and becoming you. 232 00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:13,785 What happens? 233 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,865 Do I ever do anything right? 234 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,489 Well, sure you do. You do a lot of things right. 235 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,125 Like what? 236 00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:23,204 Well, [ Exhales ] 237 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:26,434 you make it through grade school alive-- barely. 238 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:29,204 High school, while you're still a loser... 239 00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:32,542 you're no longer stupid. 240 00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:35,707 You work your butt off and you get good grades. 241 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,785 Very good grades. 242 00:15:37,886 --> 00:15:39,854 You end up winning a scholarship to U.C.L.A. 243 00:15:39,954 --> 00:15:42,014 I'm smart? 244 00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:44,092 Very smart. 245 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,093 But you're still a loser. Hop in. 246 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:55,367 Scoot over. 247 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:58,963 In college, you start to get a little bit better. 248 00:15:59,073 --> 00:16:01,041 You join the track team... 249 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:05,442 find a speech therapist and continue to work your butt off. 250 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,447 You graduate at the top of your class. 251 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,313 You eventually go after a master's degree in business. 252 00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:13,546 Where I work my butt off. 253 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:15,622 Story of your life, kid. 254 00:16:15,723 --> 00:16:17,987 The good news is that, 255 00:16:18,092 --> 00:16:20,083 while you're currently a pathetic dewed, 256 00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,253 eventually you grow up to be me-- 257 00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:24,456 a high-powered, affluent chick magnet. 258 00:16:24,565 --> 00:16:26,624 Who doesn't have a dog or a chick. 259 00:16:28,468 --> 00:16:32,269 Is that how you see me? A dogless, chickless guy? 260 00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:36,035 - With a twitch. - Right. 261 00:16:36,143 --> 00:16:38,940 - When do I get that? - I forget. 262 00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:42,072 - When do I learn how to drive? - When you're 16. 263 00:16:42,182 --> 00:16:44,276 - When do I get a car? - When you're 1 8. 264 00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:48,151 - When do I get a hickey? - When you're 1 7. 265 00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:50,349 When do I find out what a hickey is? 266 00:16:50,457 --> 00:16:52,755 [ Chuckles ] Not tonight. 267 00:16:58,398 --> 00:17:00,366 Russ? 268 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,459 Yeah, kid? 269 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:05,037 I get what you do now. 270 00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,607 I mean, I get what I do. 271 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,903 When I grow up, for a living. 272 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:13,411 - I figured out how to explain. - Let me hear it. 273 00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:16,311 You help people lie about who they really are... 274 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:20,011 so that they can pretend to be someone else, right? 275 00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:25,116 Yeah. 276 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:28,251 See? That's not hard to explain. 277 00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:31,159 That's pretty good. 278 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:33,562 Good night, buddy. 279 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:37,067 Good night, kid. 280 00:17:40,674 --> 00:17:43,234 [People Applauding On TV] 281 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,744 -@@@@[News Theme] -[Man] This isABC-7LosAngeles. 282 00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:48,336 Now, Eyewitness News. 283 00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:50,938 Good evening, everyone, and welcome. I'm Harold Greene. 284 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,644 Good evening, y'all. I'm Deirdre LaFever. 285 00:17:53,753 --> 00:17:56,415 Tonight's top story: another high speed chase... 286 00:17:56,522 --> 00:17:58,684 on a Los Angeles freeway, 287 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:02,192 this time involving a mother of eight in a stolen mini-van. 288 00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:05,457 The chase started about8:30 this evening, 289 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,555 [Laughing] 290 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,635 I know. Thanks, Don. See you tomorrow. 291 00:18:11,837 --> 00:18:14,829 I heard the ''y'all.'' 292 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,431 It works. 293 00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:22,276 Well, it's Mr. Image Consultant. 294 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:26,645 So. What do you think? 295 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,720 Don't tell me. My hair still too big? 296 00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:31,187 No, it looks good. 297 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:34,952 Can I buyout a cup of coffee? Comfort of strangers and all that? 298 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,554 If what you are telling me is true, 299 00:18:39,664 --> 00:18:42,896 that has got to be the strangest thing I've ever heard. 300 00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:47,233 - Makes perfect sense to me. - It does? 301 00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:50,865 Why wouldn't your eight-year-old self time-travel here 302 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:53,842 I mean, you're obviously in trouble. He'd straighten you out. 303 00:18:53,945 --> 00:18:56,176 You think he's here to straighten me out? 304 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,248 Well, of course. 305 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,841 You didn't think it was the other way around, did you? 306 00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:07,947 Maybe he's here for you to teach him some things. 307 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:12,587 But maybe he's here for you to remember some things. 308 00:19:12,697 --> 00:19:14,824 Ever thought about that? 309 00:19:17,669 --> 00:19:20,263 Not until just now, no. 310 00:19:20,371 --> 00:19:22,305 Darlin', look-- 311 00:19:24,342 --> 00:19:26,537 You're turnin' 40 tomorrow. 312 00:19:26,644 --> 00:19:32,139 You haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life-- 313 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,218 - Hey-- - And no, no, money doesn't count. 314 00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:38,982 You're virtually friendless, you barely talk to your family, 315 00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:42,423 and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever 316 00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:46,121 Who, Amy? Please. 317 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:50,097 Look, she's not the only woman in the world, okay? 318 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,168 She-- She works for me. 319 00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:55,295 She's neurotic. She bites her nails. 320 00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:57,305 Nail. 321 00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:01,376 This one. 322 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,410 Oh, my God. 323 00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:13,683 Excuse me. Um, while he's getting' a clue, 324 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,689 Thank you. 325 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:20,359 Okay, don't stop. Go on. 326 00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:22,432 What's it like? 327 00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:25,126 He keeps asking about his future. 328 00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,999 My past. Haven't really told him much. 329 00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:30,096 - Good. - Good? 330 00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:32,198 You think that's good? 331 00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,675 Why? What would you do? 332 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,770 If little Deirdre was suddenly here? 333 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,714 Burstin' out of her St. Mary's uniform askin' me what comes next? 334 00:20:41,818 --> 00:20:44,013 Yeah. 335 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,749 I'd say, '' Baby, 336 00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:48,848 don't you worry about a thing. 337 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:51,426 everything is just gonna be great.'' 338 00:20:53,662 --> 00:20:55,687 I mean, how many of us turn out the way... 339 00:20:55,798 --> 00:20:58,323 we think we will when we're kids, really? 340 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:04,736 I mean, how many of us grow up to be astronauts? 341 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,139 Or prima ballerinas? 342 00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:14,743 We just all do the best we can. 343 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,490 Time for me to take big Deirdre home. 344 00:21:25,594 --> 00:21:27,584 [ Mouths Words ] 345 00:21:27,696 --> 00:21:30,358 You know, if you want to learn about your childhood, 346 00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:32,900 with a pretty good source, you know what I mean? 347 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,902 Yes, I am. 348 00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:38,832 Deirdre, thanks for taking the time to help. 349 00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:43,273 Well, don't ever stop asking for help, Russ. 350 00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:46,613 You just might get it. 351 00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:51,611 - Thanks. - You take care. 352 00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:56,086 Bye, y'all. 353 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,489 Bye. 354 00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:14,072 [Russ]Hi, Janet, it's me. I'm sorry to call so late. 355 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:16,200 It's okay, Russ. I think I'll recover. 356 00:22:16,311 --> 00:22:19,940 I just want you to cancel all my appointments tomorrow 357 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,313 - Anything else? - No, that's it. 358 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,250 - Okay, you got it. - No, wait. 359 00:22:26,353 --> 00:22:29,289 There is something else. 360 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:34,418 I want you to find out why the full moon looks orange 361 00:22:34,528 --> 00:22:38,897 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks, Janet. Goodnight. 362 00:22:56,283 --> 00:22:59,582 Hey, kid. Rusty. 363 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,756 - Hi. - Hi. 364 00:23:07,527 --> 00:23:10,052 Wanna help me with something? 365 00:23:10,163 --> 00:23:13,223 - I think it might get you back to your time. 366 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,858 Good. 367 00:23:17,704 --> 00:23:20,434 Anything about me? 368 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:23,337 Yeah. Anything that'll take me back. 369 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,433 Hmm. 370 00:23:25,545 --> 00:23:28,138 You know how I like to find caterpillars... 371 00:23:28,248 --> 00:23:30,977 and put them in jars and feed 'em... 372 00:23:31,084 --> 00:23:34,052 and watch 'em make cocoons? 373 00:23:37,857 --> 00:23:39,825 No. 374 00:23:39,926 --> 00:23:41,895 And then one day, 375 00:23:41,995 --> 00:23:44,519 they break out and it's really cool. 376 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,263 No. Not a clue. 377 00:23:49,368 --> 00:23:51,768 But keep going. Tell me some more stuff. 378 00:23:51,871 --> 00:23:54,704 Remember last summer at Josie's birthday party... 379 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,503 when I got Parmesan cheese stuck up my nose? 380 00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:01,903 [Rusty] Got any sixes? 381 00:24:02,014 --> 00:24:03,982 Nope. Go fish. 382 00:24:04,082 --> 00:24:06,244 Any fours? 383 00:24:06,351 --> 00:24:08,547 Negative. Go fish. 384 00:24:12,158 --> 00:24:14,058 Got any sevens? 385 00:24:16,528 --> 00:24:18,690 Tell me some more about Dad. 386 00:24:20,566 --> 00:24:22,533 Sometimes... 387 00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:24,694 he lets me help him work on the car. 388 00:24:24,803 --> 00:24:26,828 If I do something wrong... 389 00:24:26,939 --> 00:24:28,929 he yells at me. 390 00:24:30,776 --> 00:24:33,403 Sometimes he buys me ice cream afterwards. 391 00:24:33,512 --> 00:24:36,606 But still, I don't like messing up. 392 00:24:36,715 --> 00:24:39,115 Like last week... 393 00:24:39,218 --> 00:24:41,345 I lost a screw. 394 00:24:41,453 --> 00:24:44,013 I was afraid to tell him. 395 00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:48,553 I found it later on in my pocket. 396 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:51,220 Look, I still have it. 397 00:24:56,334 --> 00:24:58,859 I'm afraid to give it back to him. 398 00:25:00,705 --> 00:25:02,604 Got any nines? 399 00:25:06,811 --> 00:25:08,903 No. 400 00:25:09,014 --> 00:25:12,142 My homeroom teacher last year was fat Mrs. Kinkel man. 401 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:15,047 She was so much better than Mr. Lupus. 402 00:25:15,152 --> 00:25:17,518 He had that purple bump on his face. 403 00:25:17,622 --> 00:25:19,852 I don't remember the bump guy. What grade was that? 404 00:25:19,957 --> 00:25:21,926 How come you're asking me all this stuff? 405 00:25:22,027 --> 00:25:24,256 'Cause I'm forgetting something. 406 00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:26,795 I'm forgetting this one event that meant something to me... 407 00:25:26,898 --> 00:25:29,889 and if I can remember that one thing, maybe I can get you home. 408 00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:32,469 Are you sure it's not the purple bump? 409 00:25:32,569 --> 00:25:35,197 - It's not the bump, kid. - It was a pretty big bump. 410 00:25:35,305 --> 00:25:37,296 - Tell me more about second grade. - Why? 411 00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:39,377 Nobody had a bump in second grade. 412 00:25:41,812 --> 00:25:44,941 [ Rusty] My best friend was Tim Wheaton, 413 00:25:45,049 --> 00:25:47,017 Remember him? 414 00:25:47,117 --> 00:25:49,085 [ Russ ] No, I don't. 415 00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:52,178 - His house smells like fish sticks. - No. 416 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:56,191 Well, he was my best friend until he started 417 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,921 and these other creepy guys. 418 00:25:59,029 --> 00:26:02,430 He threw a rock at me and we haven't been friends since then. 419 00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:05,831 - He threw a rock at us? - Oh, yeah. 420 00:26:05,936 --> 00:26:08,427 - Why? What happened? - Oh, those guys get together... 421 00:26:08,539 --> 00:26:11,099 every recess in the corner of the playground yard... 422 00:26:11,207 --> 00:26:13,176 where they like to pick on kids. 423 00:26:14,812 --> 00:26:16,780 Back behind the kindergarten. 424 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,280 Yeah. Where the yard monitor can't see you! 425 00:26:20,383 --> 00:26:22,851 - Where that big sliding board is? - Yeah, the really huge one! 426 00:26:22,953 --> 00:26:24,920 - You remember it! - Go on. Don't stop. 427 00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:28,014 There's four of them, and if they don't like you... 428 00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:30,490 they make your life a nightmare! 429 00:26:37,533 --> 00:26:41,230 And the worst thing about them is they're 430 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,567 Especially this one three-legged dog. 431 00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:45,698 [Barking] 432 00:26:45,808 --> 00:26:47,799 Tripod! 433 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,343 Tripod! The dog's name is Tripod! 434 00:26:50,446 --> 00:26:53,643 I know the dog's name! I know everything, kid. 435 00:26:53,749 --> 00:26:55,739 I know why you're here! This is the event! 436 00:26:55,852 --> 00:26:57,979 Vince Kajinski, the fight! The fight! 437 00:26:58,087 --> 00:27:02,046 It was my eighth birthday. It was 32 years ago. 438 00:27:02,157 --> 00:27:04,648 Today! Ha, Ha, Ha! 439 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:14,362 Holy smokes. 440 00:27:16,472 --> 00:27:18,701 Look at the car! 441 00:27:20,442 --> 00:27:22,740 Look at your clothes! 442 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,805 [ Whispering ] Holy smokes. 443 00:27:28,984 --> 00:27:31,544 - Holy smokes! - Holy smokes! 444 00:27:31,654 --> 00:27:35,817 - We did it, kid! - Am I home! Is it really 1 968? 445 00:27:40,795 --> 00:27:43,195 No doubt about it, kid. What time's recess? 446 00:27:43,298 --> 00:27:46,199 - 1 0:30. - Hang on, kid. 447 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,565 We've got 1 5 minutes to change our life. 448 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:51,503 Okay, now listen. This is gonna happen real fast, 449 00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:54,268 so you gotta remember what Kenny told you, all right: 450 00:27:54,376 --> 00:27:57,277 - One, two-- - Keep your head down, keep swingin'. 451 00:27:57,445 --> 00:27:59,969 [Bell Ringing] 452 00:28:07,189 --> 00:28:11,091 Look, look, look! There's the really big slide, remember? 453 00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:15,660 [Russ] It used to be a lot bigger. 454 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,755 Here's what I remember: 455 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:22,302 Some really bad guys tie up that three-legged dog, Tripod. 456 00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:24,371 When you try to stop them, you get really thrashed. 457 00:28:24,471 --> 00:28:27,463 Oh, no. Do I save him? 458 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,702 No. You go down after only one punch, 459 00:28:29,811 --> 00:28:31,836 thereby solidifying your reputation as a loser... 460 00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:33,971 for the next eight years, all the way through high school... 461 00:28:34,082 --> 00:28:36,811 and ruining our life from that moment on. 462 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:39,351 Oh, holy smokes. 463 00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:43,253 Any second now, Vince Kajinski and his cohorts are gonna 464 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:48,327 - Look. There they are. - Hey, boo! 465 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:51,057 They're gonna say something to you to get you to come over there. 466 00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:54,463 Once you get back there, they have Tripod tied up. 467 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:57,059 Any questions? 468 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,696 Yeah. What's a cohort? 469 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,976 Hey, Rusty, come over here. 470 00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:06,478 It's your birthday, right? We got a present for you. 471 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:10,175 Look, kid. You don't have to do this at all. 472 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:12,183 You don't have to fight today. 473 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:14,276 [Kid] Come on, hurry up! 474 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:21,158 No. If I don't go against them today, 475 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,162 I'll have to fight tomorrow or the next day, 476 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:26,824 and today, you're here with me. 477 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:30,425 That's right. I'm here with you today. 478 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:34,340 I can do this. 479 00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:38,172 You can do it. Don't be afraid. 480 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:40,178 Here I come! 481 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,748 I'll be right here. 482 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,958 [Kid] What took you so long? 483 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,552 -[Kid#2]Come on, Rusty. I just saw it-- 484 00:29:57,664 --> 00:30:00,063 Yeah, hurry up. 485 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,348 Come on, man, it'll be great. Why don't you go? 486 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:27,983 - Yeah. - It'll be fun. 487 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:33,355 - What are you doing? - This stinkin', three-legged 488 00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:36,400 We'll see him run. Light the firecrackers. 489 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,698 Let the dog go. You guys are dirt bags. 490 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:44,003 - What did you call us? - Dirt bags! 491 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:46,771 - Goods hot. - We rule. 492 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,608 -[Laughing] - What a dope. 493 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:52,684 - That was far out. - Yeah, right on. 494 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:56,644 Vince, turn around. 495 00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:00,317 Oh, that's how it's gonna be. 496 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:03,360 - [ Grunts ] - Come on, Vince, get him! 497 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,361 Stop it! 498 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,627 - Get him! - Come on! Get him! 499 00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:19,031 - Aah! Stop! - Come on, wimp! 500 00:31:19,144 --> 00:31:21,839 Are you gonna cry? 501 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:25,074 - One, two. One, two. - Gonna run to your mom? 502 00:31:25,182 --> 00:31:27,412 One, two! 503 00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:32,012 - Say uncle! Say uncle! - No. 504 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,421 - Apologize! - No. 505 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:36,719 - [ Thud ] - Say uncle! Apologize! 506 00:31:36,827 --> 00:31:40,228 - Uncle. I'm sorry. - [Bell Ringing] 507 00:31:44,835 --> 00:31:47,861 Yes! You won. 508 00:31:47,971 --> 00:31:50,439 - Holy smokes! You did it! - Yabba-dabba-doo! 509 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:52,532 Ha, ha! Yabba-dabba-doo is right. 510 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:55,771 - You won the fight. You really did it. - I did it, I did it! 511 00:31:55,879 --> 00:31:58,280 That's all! I did what I had to do. 512 00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:00,282 Everything's gonna be different now. 513 00:32:01,385 --> 00:32:03,352 Yeah, I guess so. 514 00:32:03,453 --> 00:32:06,616 Over. That is all. Yes. 515 00:32:07,957 --> 00:32:10,425 That's all, right? 516 00:32:13,664 --> 00:32:16,155 - [Russ]Oh, no. - What? 517 00:32:18,134 --> 00:32:20,102 It's not over. 518 00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:23,867 This gets worse, kid. Much worse. 519 00:32:23,973 --> 00:32:26,339 What are you talking about? I won the fight. 520 00:32:26,443 --> 00:32:28,104 It wasn't the fight. 521 00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:30,202 That wasn't it. 522 00:32:33,716 --> 00:32:35,616 It's not over. 523 00:32:37,787 --> 00:32:40,085 [Phone Ringing] 524 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:42,090 Ice on the eye, son. 525 00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:48,829 [Woman]Mr. Branch, I put all the reports on your desk. 526 00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:56,363 [Door Opens] 527 00:32:58,441 --> 00:33:01,409 [Rusty, Crying] Mom. I'm sorry, Mom. I'm sorry. 528 00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:05,310 [Woman] Oh, it's okay. It's okay. 529 00:33:05,414 --> 00:33:07,905 [Mr. Branch]I'm sorry you had to come in, Mrs. Duritz. 530 00:33:08,016 --> 00:33:10,815 We all know you haven't been well. 531 00:33:10,919 --> 00:33:12,887 [Mrs. Duritz] Please, 532 00:33:12,989 --> 00:33:15,752 don't punish him, Mr. Branch. 533 00:33:15,858 --> 00:33:17,792 It's his birthday today. 534 00:33:26,435 --> 00:33:29,233 - Mom, Daddy's home. - Daddy? 535 00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:31,306 Gloria. 536 00:33:31,406 --> 00:33:33,566 What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? 537 00:33:33,675 --> 00:33:35,643 I'm fine. I'm fine. 538 00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:38,712 Shh, shh, shh. [ Whispering ] 539 00:33:38,813 --> 00:33:41,281 You stay there! 540 00:33:41,383 --> 00:33:44,250 Please don't scare him. He's had a hard day. 541 00:33:44,352 --> 00:33:47,480 Gloria, the doctor said you weren't to leave the house. 542 00:34:00,167 --> 00:34:02,692 - What is the matter with you? - I'm sorry. 543 00:34:02,803 --> 00:34:05,898 How could you do this to your mother? What are you trying to do, 544 00:34:06,007 --> 00:34:08,805 - What? - We're gonna lose her. 545 00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:13,040 God, and you pull some stunt like you did today. You're killing her! 546 00:34:13,147 --> 00:34:15,741 I found the screw, Dad. The screw. 547 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:18,876 - Stop cryin'. - Here's the screw, Dad. 548 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:21,615 Look! Here it is. Here it is. I found it. 549 00:34:21,722 --> 00:34:24,850 - Stop cryin'. - Please, Dad, look at the screw. 550 00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:27,553 - Here it is. - Stop crying. 551 00:34:27,662 --> 00:34:29,892 Stop. 552 00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:32,932 You gotta grow up now. 553 00:34:33,034 --> 00:34:35,059 Do you understand? 554 00:34:35,169 --> 00:34:38,002 - Yes, sir. - Grow up. Grow up! 555 00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:42,942 [Door Slams] 556 00:35:02,429 --> 00:35:04,955 Mom's dying. 557 00:35:06,766 --> 00:35:09,860 - I know. - Soon? 558 00:35:11,171 --> 00:35:13,503 Yeah. 559 00:35:13,607 --> 00:35:15,632 Before your next birthday. 560 00:35:15,742 --> 00:35:18,609 Did I do it? 561 00:35:20,313 --> 00:35:22,213 No. 562 00:35:23,316 --> 00:35:27,252 No, you didn't do it. 563 00:35:27,354 --> 00:35:30,983 It's not your fault. 564 00:35:31,091 --> 00:35:34,060 Dad was just saying those things because he's scared. 565 00:35:36,162 --> 00:35:38,460 'Cause he knows that he has to raise you alone... 566 00:35:38,564 --> 00:35:40,863 and he doesn't know how to do it. 567 00:35:43,102 --> 00:35:45,367 I thought you never cried. 568 00:35:48,841 --> 00:35:52,333 Not since my eighth birthday. 569 00:35:52,444 --> 00:35:54,503 Guess I'm starting up again. 570 00:35:54,614 --> 00:35:57,013 How come? 571 00:35:57,116 --> 00:35:59,846 'Cause I just figured out where I got that twitch from. 572 00:35:59,952 --> 00:36:02,147 Somebody call the ''waaambulance.'' 573 00:36:03,523 --> 00:36:06,047 Yeah. Yeah. 574 00:36:06,159 --> 00:36:08,854 Gonna need 'em now, huh? 575 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,262 Come on. You wanna get outta here? 576 00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:20,537 Let's go. 577 00:36:25,243 --> 00:36:27,212 Let's go get something to eat. 578 00:36:27,312 --> 00:36:30,509 Okay. But I'm eating whatever I want. 579 00:36:30,749 --> 00:36:34,150 [Plane Flying Overhead] 580 00:36:34,186 --> 00:36:37,916 This is disgusting. Let me have some of yours. 581 00:36:38,023 --> 00:36:40,287 - Hey! - Hey! 582 00:36:41,526 --> 00:36:44,121 - You don't seem all that mad. - About what? 583 00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:47,298 That we didn't change anything. 584 00:36:47,399 --> 00:36:50,129 Like the fact that we're still gonna have to 585 00:36:50,234 --> 00:36:52,099 every week all through grade school? 586 00:36:52,204 --> 00:36:55,536 - Yeah. - And we'll still be ugly 587 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,972 - But not stupid. - Not stupid. 588 00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:01,538 And that we spend our college years... 589 00:37:01,646 --> 00:37:04,877 as a chickless, dogless jerk with a twitch? 590 00:37:04,982 --> 00:37:07,610 And still not have a family when we're 40? 591 00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:12,088 Yeah. 592 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:15,382 What's done is done. 593 00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:17,393 Yeah. 594 00:37:20,231 --> 00:37:25,133 But, hey, this is our birthday. Okay? 595 00:37:25,236 --> 00:37:28,671 Happy birthday, kid. Cheers, kid. 596 00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,610 - Mmm. -[Dog Barking] 597 00:37:36,614 --> 00:37:38,809 Hello, boy. How are you doin'? 598 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:41,213 - Who are you? -[Man]Chester, come on, boy. 599 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:43,513 [Whistling] 600 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:55,092 Did you hear what he just called his dog? 601 00:37:55,198 --> 00:37:58,065 Chester. 602 00:38:09,513 --> 00:38:11,981 -[Chester Barking] -[Rusty]Can that-- 603 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,175 Is that-- 604 00:38:15,619 --> 00:38:19,452 - No way. - Can't be. 605 00:38:48,551 --> 00:38:51,816 You like the old plane? 606 00:38:53,857 --> 00:38:55,790 Uh-huh. 607 00:38:57,693 --> 00:39:00,025 Yeah. 608 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,222 You did all this. 609 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,132 You put that plane on my doorstep. 610 00:39:07,236 --> 00:39:11,605 Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a particularly nice touch. 611 00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:14,867 Yeah. It was. 612 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:20,040 I bet you got a lot of questions. 613 00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:23,174 - Yeah. - Well, I wouldn't worry about it. 614 00:39:23,285 --> 00:39:25,549 You've got 30 years to figure 'em out. 615 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:28,384 Right now I gotta go. 616 00:39:28,489 --> 00:39:31,424 - Family's waiting. -[Chester Barking] 617 00:39:52,947 --> 00:39:56,110 It was especially nice seeing you again. 618 00:39:58,753 --> 00:40:02,280 - I'll see you. - See ya. 619 00:40:05,059 --> 00:40:06,959 Bye. 620 00:40:11,732 --> 00:40:14,133 Holy smokes. 621 00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:30,750 We did it. 622 00:40:38,558 --> 00:40:41,357 Holy smokes! 623 00:40:41,461 --> 00:40:43,588 - We did it! - We did it! 624 00:40:43,698 --> 00:40:45,824 Yeah-ho-ho! 625 00:40:45,933 --> 00:40:48,925 -[Rusty]I'm okay! We're okay! - We're okay! 626 00:40:49,036 --> 00:40:51,470 We okaaaaay! 627 00:40:51,571 --> 00:40:53,698 - You're a pilot. - You're a pilot. 628 00:40:53,807 --> 00:40:56,674 - No, you're a pilot. - I'm a pilot. 629 00:40:56,777 --> 00:40:59,712 We grow up to be pilots! Hey! 630 00:40:59,813 --> 00:41:02,213 - Did you see our dog? - What's his name? 631 00:41:02,316 --> 00:41:06,251 - Chester, the world's greatest dog! - The world's greatest dog! 632 00:41:06,353 --> 00:41:09,481 Yes! Hoo-Ha, Hoo-Ha-- [ Chanting ] 633 00:41:09,589 --> 00:41:12,922 - Did you see our family? - Yeah. 634 00:41:13,026 --> 00:41:15,016 Wild. 635 00:41:16,196 --> 00:41:18,562 That old lady looked familiar. 636 00:41:18,665 --> 00:41:21,225 Yeah. I thought so too. 637 00:41:35,448 --> 00:41:38,680 - Look at us go. - Yeah. 638 00:41:38,784 --> 00:41:41,685 Look at us go. 639 00:41:45,992 --> 00:41:50,486 I am not a loser! 640 00:42:04,443 --> 00:42:06,377 Look at us go. 641 00:42:10,482 --> 00:42:12,383 Kid? 642 00:42:25,597 --> 00:42:27,497 Bye, kid. 643 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,339 Thanks. 644 00:42:56,227 --> 00:42:59,253 Hello? 645 00:42:59,364 --> 00:43:02,093 I'm here. 646 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,100 Russ? 647 00:43:05,603 --> 00:43:09,334 - Russ? - Hi, Janet. I'm back here. 648 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,672 Hey, a couple of questions. Why am I not at the office? 649 00:43:12,777 --> 00:43:14,745 Why are you not at the office? 650 00:43:14,846 --> 00:43:17,837 - And where have you been? - Did you call my dad? 651 00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:19,974 Yes, I told him you'd be there Sunday to help him move. 652 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:23,349 He almost had a heart attack, if that was your intention. 653 00:43:23,454 --> 00:43:25,389 What about the plane tickets to Hawaii? 654 00:43:25,490 --> 00:43:28,754 I booked 'em. Two first-class seats. You leave at 2:00. 655 00:43:31,295 --> 00:43:34,560 Thank you. Got a pen? 656 00:43:34,665 --> 00:43:38,658 Change these names on here. Use my credit card. 657 00:43:44,108 --> 00:43:46,076 Russ! 658 00:43:46,176 --> 00:43:50,203 - [ Laughing ] I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. 659 00:43:50,314 --> 00:43:54,080 I love Hawaii. I love Hawaii! 660 00:45:00,049 --> 00:45:01,949 Do you want to come in? 661 00:45:03,085 --> 00:45:04,985 Yes. 662 00:45:10,259 --> 00:45:12,284 @@ Your love's@@ 663 00:45:12,394 --> 00:45:14,886 @@Lifted me higher@@ 664 00:45:14,996 --> 00:45:17,487 @@ Than I've ever@@ 665 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:19,827 @@Been lifted before@@ 666 00:45:19,935 --> 00:45:22,130 @@So keep it up@@ 667 00:45:22,238 --> 00:45:24,729 @@ Quench my desire@@ 668 00:45:24,839 --> 00:45:27,001 @@And I'll beat your side@@ 669 00:45:27,108 --> 00:45:29,599 @@Forevermore@@ 670 00:45:29,711 --> 00:45:32,442 @@ You know your love@@ 671 00:45:32,547 --> 00:45:34,879 @@Keeps on lifting me@@ 672 00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:36,884 @@Higher@@ 673 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,546 @@Higher and higher@@ 674 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,145 @@I said, your love@@ 675 00:45:42,257 --> 00:45:45,385 @@Keeps on@@ 676 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:49,623 @@Lifting me higher and higher@@ 677 00:45:49,731 --> 00:45:51,994 @@Now once@@ 678 00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:55,001 @@I was downhearted@@ 679 00:45:55,103 --> 00:45:59,938 @@Disappointment was my closest friend@@ 680 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:02,236 @@But then you came@@ 681 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,608 @@And he soon departed@@ 682 00:46:04,712 --> 00:46:09,673 @@And you know he never showed his face again@@ 683 00:46:09,783 --> 00:46:12,514 @@ That's why your love@@ 684 00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:14,986 @@Keeps on lifting me@@ 685 00:46:15,089 --> 00:46:19,423 @@Higher, higher and higher@@ 686 00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,052 @@I said, your love@@ 687 00:46:22,162 --> 00:46:25,563 @@Keeps on@@ 688 00:46:25,667 --> 00:46:30,330 @@Lifting me higher and higher@@ 689 00:46:30,437 --> 00:46:32,371 @@All right@@ 690 00:46:32,474 --> 00:46:47,286 @ @ @@ 691 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:50,516 @@ Ooh, ooh@@ 692 00:46:50,624 --> 00:46:52,592 @@I'm so glad@@ 693 00:46:52,693 --> 00:46:55,184 @@I finally found you@@ 694 00:46:55,295 --> 00:47:00,063 @@ Yes, that one in a million girl@@ 695 00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:02,067 @@And now with@@ 696 00:47:02,169 --> 00:47:05,331 @@My loving arms around you, honey@@ 697 00:47:05,439 --> 00:47:07,406 @@I can stand up@@ 698 00:47:07,508 --> 00:47:10,170 @@And face the world@@ 699 00:47:10,277 --> 00:47:12,711 @@Let me tell you your love@@ 700 00:47:12,813 --> 00:47:15,406 @@Keeps on lifting me@@ 701 00:47:15,516 --> 00:47:17,415 @@Higher@@ 702 00:47:17,518 --> 00:47:20,145 @@Higher and higher@@ 703 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:22,483 @@I said, your love@@ 704 00:47:22,588 --> 00:47:25,682 @@Keeps on@@ 705 00:47:25,792 --> 00:47:31,253 @@Lifting me higher and higher@@ 706 00:47:31,364 --> 00:47:35,027 @@Lifting, lifting lifting@@ 707 00:47:35,134 --> 00:47:37,261 @@Keep my heart going@@ 708 00:47:37,370 --> 00:47:39,565 @@Higher and higher@@ 709 00:47:39,672 --> 00:47:43,039 @@I said, keep on lifting@@@@ 710 00:47:43,737 --> 00:47:53,087 CUT & SYNC: MUJO VON DOBOJ