1 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,007 Ah, look at you, Cleveland! 2 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,757 Put your hands together for this one. 3 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,473 What say? 4 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,433 From the top! 5 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,389 Yeah! 6 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,235 Thank you. 7 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:04,235 We love you, Cleveland! Whoo! 8 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,828 - Dudes! Yeah! - Yeah! 9 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,231 Do you have any idea how rare that is? That kind of energy... 10 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,755 ...coming off the crowd and feeding us? 11 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,595 And us feeding it right back to them? That is what it's all about, my brothers. 12 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,035 We are gonna be huge! 13 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,555 - More importantly, how were my moves? - Those moves. 14 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,598 I got the best seat in the house between the guitar and bass... 15 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,320 ...and you rocked. Yeah! - Yeah! 16 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:34,076 - Oh, now, that was classic Vesuvius. - Billy. 17 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,310 Nice show. Whoo! 18 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,711 - Hey, what did the label say? - Let's start with some beers first. 19 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,474 Those are on me, and those are imported. 20 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,474 - Imported. Sounds like good news, right? - Or bad. 21 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,950 Be right back. - More like awesome news. 22 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,152 Matchbook Records just offered us an awesome contract... 23 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,151 ...and it is awesome. 24 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,995 - We're gonna be rich! - I'm gonna get a Fiero. 25 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,196 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. 26 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,078 There's just one hitch. 27 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,073 They want you to replace Fish. 28 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,595 President of the label wants his nephew in the band. 29 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,435 Fish is the heart and soul of this band. We've been together since high school. 30 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,114 - He came up with the name Vesuvius. - Yeah, he's great. 31 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:20,511 Guys, they're gonna put money behind you. That means videos, touring... 32 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,318 No. Forget it, Billy. 33 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,869 We're not gonna sell him out because some rich kid... 34 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,396 ...wants to play rock star. Forget it. - All right. 35 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,189 I'm calling the head of the label now. Tell him where he can stick his nephew. 36 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,033 Oh, there was talk of you guys opening for Whitesnake... 37 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,794 ...but sometimes opportunity knocks twice, right? 38 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,793 - Whitesnake, man. - Dude, I love that band. 39 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:45,033 I mean, think about it. Fish will land on his feet, right? 40 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,838 Like I said, he's a great drummer. 41 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,150 Right. He's gonna be fine. 42 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,675 Billy, hang up that phone. 43 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,389 You traitors! 44 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,917 Start the van, man. He's coming! 45 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,750 We lost him. 46 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,276 - I don't think that went too well. - What a baby. 47 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,274 - We did it, guys. All right. - We totally did it. 48 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,829 - That was kind of awesome! - It's gonna be all right. 49 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,592 I think we lost him. 50 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,876 That's definitely gonna be in a book about us. 51 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,470 He didn't fit. 52 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,677 After all we've been through? And you sell me out just like that? 53 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,797 Oh, my God. He was like a jet plane. 54 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,632 - So fast. - Fast runner. 55 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,473 - Definitely a fast runner. - I didn't know how fast he was! 56 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,629 I was going 60. 57 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,189 - He ran like a gazelle, right? - I was gonna say that. 58 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,749 - Like, his stride was really big. - Yeah, really big. 59 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,873 Like he'd lived with animals or something, in the woods. 60 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,316 And he, like, mimicked their... Aah! 61 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,630 Jesus, man, keep going! 62 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,793 Oh, my... 63 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,997 We gotta shake him loose, man! 64 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,509 I will drag you down to hell with me. I will eat your souls. 65 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,238 Hit the brakes, man! 66 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,516 Oh, my God, Kerr. You killed him. 67 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,118 You killed him. 68 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,396 He deserved it, man. 69 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,992 He's dead. 70 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,988 He can't be killed. 71 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,390 Dude, he can't be killed. He can't be killed. 72 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,949 Back it up, back it up. 73 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,839 He's a zombie! 74 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,678 I don't need you! 75 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,752 I'm gonna be 10 times bigger than you! No! 76 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,593 A billion times bigger than you! No! 77 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,991 Eleventy billion, trillion... 78 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:41,592 ... vermillion times bigger than you! 79 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,797 Jeez, this would be a great album if I could ever listen to it. 80 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,996 New Vesuvius, fellas. 81 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:55,551 Waited in line two hours last night to get it. Supposed to be amazing. 82 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,395 Everybody thought they peaked when their sixth album went platinum... 83 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,198 ...but then they came back... 84 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,999 ...and blew the doors off with Devil's Nursery. 85 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,277 - Devil's Nursery rocks. - Look at those faces. 86 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,830 It's the etchings of time, man. These guys have really lived, you know? 87 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,389 Yeah, I know. 88 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,313 Oh, you a fan? I mean, how could you not be, right? 89 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,233 I don't really listen to heavy-metal music. 90 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,995 - Oh, dude, you gotta hear this. - No, I don't. 91 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,835 - No, seriously, if you've never heard... - Seriously, I'm not interested. 92 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,833 Trust me. One track, you're gonna be hooked for life. 93 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,878 - Zammit's Metal Racking. - Hello, Zammit's Metal Racking. What? 94 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,632 You wanna hear the new Vesuvius? 95 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,109 Yeah. It's sweet, huh? 96 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,396 I'll burn you a copy. 97 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,916 Can you hold, please? 98 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,549 Do not tell me that this was about them. 99 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:47,111 Well, as it happens, by coincidence, it was the new album... 100 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,998 ...by Vesuvius. 101 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,230 - Damn it, Rob. - Which is terrible, by the way. 102 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,712 - Totally overproduced. - Really? Okay, look. Rob. 103 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,792 I know that we've been through this a whole bunch... 104 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,190 ...and I know you think you're getting past it... 105 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,830 ...but this is not getting past it. It has been 20 years. Let it go. 106 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,989 I have let it go... 107 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,879 ...and the universe keeps shoving Vesuvius back in my face. 108 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,589 Look, guppy, I don't think I can do this anymore. 109 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,355 This just isn't working for me. I'm sorry. I think it's time... 110 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,272 - I break up with you. - What? 111 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,112 - I break up with you. l... - No. 112 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,599 - No! - Yes. 113 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,398 - What? - What were you gonna say? 114 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,393 - I interrupted you. - You just said what I was gonna say. 115 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,152 I am breaking up with you, so quiet. 116 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,356 I am fantastic. You don't break up with me. 117 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,080 I'm gonna have to ask you to pack your things and leave. 118 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,432 This is my apartment. 119 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,674 This is gonna be great. 120 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:01,311 A fresh start, you know, get my life back on track. 121 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,596 That's the attitude, Robert. - Thanks, sis. 122 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,557 So you'll be on your feet... 123 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,870 ...and out of this house in what, about a week? 124 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,794 - Lisa, come on. Give the guy a break. - Thank you, Stan. 125 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,112 Talk about your missed opportunity. Imagine if he was still in Vesuvius. 126 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,475 My brother-in-law in Vesuvius. 127 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,198 Know what our lives would be like? 128 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,237 I'd be wearing silk underwear right now. 129 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,992 It's like winning the lottery... 130 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,197 ...and having the lottery ticket ripped up in front of your face. 131 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,429 Thank you, Stan. 132 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,751 Thought we weren't supposed to use the V-word in front of Uncle Rob. 133 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,239 He can take it. 134 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,074 So have you heard? Matt got into MIT. 135 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,639 - Oh. - That's my boy. 136 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,951 That makes sense. Last time I saw you, you were building a robot. 137 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,872 How'd that ever work out? 138 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,112 That was eight years ago, when I was 10. 139 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,796 - Do you have a girlfriend? - Ha! 140 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,952 Maybe you want to take a can of shut up. 141 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,990 Matt is also in a band, playing the prom. 142 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,913 - The only way he'd ever get to go. - Hey. 143 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:05,471 I swear if you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna shave your head in your sleep. 144 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,159 I'd still be the pretty child. 145 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,479 Matt. - Violet, Matt, stop it. 146 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,074 A band, huh? So, what do you call yourselves? 147 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,878 A.D.D. 148 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,635 Add? Huh. 149 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,955 - Well, it's short. - What? 150 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,109 Easy to remember. 151 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:25,314 No. It's A.D.D., as in attention deficit disorder. 152 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,637 Oh, good, you changed it, because "Add" really blew. 153 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,352 Robby, you know I love you... 154 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,353 ...but letting you stay here isn't gonna solve your problems. 155 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,750 Of course. Just ditch me, like everyone else has. 156 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,797 It's called tough love, kid. 157 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,918 But what about the sweet love, where you say, " Hey... 158 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,119 ...stay as long as you want, and here's some cash so you can fix your car." 159 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,191 - In your dreams, pal. - Sis, come on. 160 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,715 I'm feeling really good about the future, you know? 161 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,279 Like all of this is... Ah! 162 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,629 Robert? 163 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,916 Where is Jeremy? I swear, I am gonna kill him when he shows up. 164 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,118 Here he comes, with his mom. 165 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,033 Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy's Mom. 166 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,272 Hey, guys. So I kind of got suspended from school today... 167 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,759 ...and I can't play prom. 168 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,312 - Wait. What? - Tell them what you did, Jeremy. 169 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,438 I kind of brought hash brownies to the Spanish Club luncheon. 170 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,799 - Not bueno. - And? 171 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,633 And Se�orita Horowitz kind of got really stoned... 172 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,313 ...and passed out in the locker room. 173 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,469 And? 174 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:43,279 And somebody kind of drew a, uh... 175 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,869 A penis. 176 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,474 A penis on a grown woman's face. 177 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,437 And now he can't walk during graduation. 178 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,195 Every mother's dream. Let's go, Jeremy. 179 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,398 See you guys. Rock hard. 180 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,549 A penis. 181 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,156 - Prom is in two days. - Not for us, it's not. 182 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,594 You know what? 183 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,159 Blessing in disguise. 184 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,788 Who wants to play some crappy school dance anyway? 185 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,269 I do. And so do you. 186 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,398 - Whatever. - I could ask my uncle. 187 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,075 - I don't think we're that desperate. - He was an original member of Vesuvius. 188 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,595 - I bet he can still play. - Yeah, but he's ancient. 189 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,069 Let's start looking for a new drummer. 190 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,873 Yeah, so am I in? 191 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,198 - Hey, wh... - Sorry, Uncle Rob. Were we too loud? 192 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,273 "Too loud" is not in my vocabulary. How dare you? 193 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,991 - Excuse me? - How dare you call yourself a musician? 194 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,756 Loads of bands use drum loops. 195 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,397 Loads of elevators play Celine Dion. That don't make it right. 196 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,514 Now get your devil box out of here. 197 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,672 Move it, Moby Dick. 198 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,514 Go. 199 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,393 My work here is done. 200 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,952 - That's your uncle. - That's my uncle. 201 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,360 We've kind of exhausted all our other options, so... 202 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:54,878 - I don't have any better ideas. - Okay, fine. Go talk to him. 203 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,831 Hey, Uncle Rob, can I talk to you? 204 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,310 I will not buy beer for you and your friends... 205 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,391 ...nor rent you my password to porn sites. 206 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,358 Rent...? No, no. I was... 207 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,798 I was actually just wondering if you'd play with us at our prom gig. 208 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,273 What did you just say? 209 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,592 I was wondering if you'd play the drums with us, just for one night. 210 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,876 Absolutely not. 211 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,919 I haven't played the drums in 20 years. Drumming is pain... 212 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,275 ...and I've had more than enough pain for one lifetime. 213 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,192 Look. 214 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,508 Come... Just meet me up here. 215 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,638 We need a drummer, okay? And you play the drums. 216 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,155 You've been a pretty terrible uncle over the years. 217 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,790 Yeah, you only come by when you need something from my mom. 218 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,077 You never remember my birthday. You called me Max until I was 11. 219 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,035 Okay, what's your point, Matt? 220 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,115 This is... 221 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,716 This is really, really important to me. 222 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,595 I'm not what you would call a social butterfly. 223 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,318 You know? 224 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,516 Playing this gig... 225 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,638 ...is probably the closest I'm ever gonna get to... 226 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,156 ...breaking the ice with, you know, the ladies. 227 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,797 You're looking to score. I can respect that. 228 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,032 Anyway, if you really are my uncle... 229 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,997 ...my family... 230 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,197 ...you will do this one thing for me. 231 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,192 - Matt, where is he? - He said he would be here. 232 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,716 He doesn't know the songs, and I thought he'd be here early. 233 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,758 He said he didn't need to, he could play with us in his sleep. 234 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,629 He said he feeds on God juice and miracles spring forth. 235 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:03,239 Never fear, ni�os. Got our laminates. All access. Drives the chicks wild. 236 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,470 Hey, are you ready? We're on in five minutes. 237 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,677 Five minutes? What? We're headlining. We shouldn't go on till 11. 238 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,479 It's the prom. It's over at 11. 239 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,397 Wait. So we're on in five minutes? Seriously, five minutes? 240 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,314 Okay. 241 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,110 Wow. That's... Five minutes. Eye of the tiger. 242 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,236 Bang a gong, get it on. Bang a gong. 243 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,029 Get it on, all night long, bang a gong, get it on. Rock me, Amadeus. 244 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,079 Oh! 245 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:42,592 - I'm gonna be so sick. - A little pre-show ritual. 246 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,759 - Did you just...? - Lucky charm. 247 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,639 Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I rock a pocket of puke. 248 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,629 Now, ladies and gentlemen, A.D.D. 249 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,915 Follow my lead. 250 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,189 One, two, three. 251 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,033 A.D. D, ladies and gentlemen. A.D.D. 252 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,636 Now it's time for your prom king and queen's first dance. 253 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,672 Stop. Stop. 254 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:29,350 Woo-hoo! Rock and roll. Thank you, Cleveland! 255 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,114 Yeah! What a show! Come on. Mattie, chest bump. 256 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,317 Here we go. How awesomely sweet was that? 257 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,950 Oh, yeah, if by awesomely sweet, you mean a horrific train wreck... 258 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,749 ...we will never live down, then, yeah, it was super awesomely sweet. 259 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,913 It was like that scene in Titanic. You know, the one where they all die. 260 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,514 What? We rocked the balls off that place! 261 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,638 - You are delusional. - You got that right, sourpuss. 262 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,634 You know what else? A.D.D. just landed itself a new bricklaying drummer... 263 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,236 ...and his name is Fish. 264 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,356 Dude. Wake up. 265 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,718 You just ruined that show and you're never playing with this band again. 266 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,513 Thanks. 267 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,518 Hello. - Hello. 268 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,990 Is Curtis at home? - Who is asking? 269 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,071 Robert. Fishman. 270 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,834 - My friends call me Fish. - Fish. 271 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,278 I'm the drummer in the band from the... 272 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,908 From the prom. 273 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,468 Oh. 274 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,315 Oh, you're serious. Oh, wow. Okay, I'm sorry. 275 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,274 Curtis said that the drummer was older. I just... I figured college. 276 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:09,749 - So and you're his older sister? - That's very flattering. No, I'm his mom. 277 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,995 No, you're not. Seriously, you're not. 278 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,388 What is your name? 279 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,031 Well, usually, Curtis's little friends call me Ms. Powell. 280 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,110 - Ms. Powell? - Mm-hm. 281 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,157 There's the cutest little jazz club... 282 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,437 You know, I'm sorry. I just don't date my son's friends. 283 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,919 You know? It's just icky. 284 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,911 - Right. Yeah. - Kids are in the back. 285 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,991 Uh, Curtis? Honey? Your play date's here. 286 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,277 So sweetie, what time is your mom picking you up? 287 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,718 You're hysterical. 288 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,429 You have no idea. I'll see you guys. 289 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,515 If it isn't the one-man band. 290 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,709 Okay. 291 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,794 Look. 292 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,793 I haven't played in front of an audience in 20 years... 293 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,713 ...and so maybe, possibly... 294 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,031 ...I got a little carried away and out of control, and I'm sorry. 295 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,160 But I can make it up to you. What if I told you... 296 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,598 ...I could get us a gig? - I'd say you're full of shit. 297 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,673 Oh, whoa. Curtis, 1991 called. They want their teenage angst back. 298 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,549 Oh, my God, they just called again. They want that joke back. 299 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:23,239 Hang on. A gig? Like when U2 plays and everybody's like: 300 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,073 "Yeah, U2! I love you." 301 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,869 Yes. These songs need to be heard, man. Seriously! 302 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,519 Who writes these songs, anyway? 303 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,669 - I do. - Abandonment issues. 304 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,956 Daddy bailed when he was 4, so... 305 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,318 Well, there's a crazy mojo working with Mr. Dark and Broody there... 306 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,311 ...and me likey. 307 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,471 So what do you say we lay down tracks... 308 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,428 ...with Uncle Fish at the kit, and let me run with it? 309 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,348 - All right, band meeting. - Okay. Huddle up. 310 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,796 No, just us three. The band. 311 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,393 Yeah. I'll be in my office. 312 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,351 Okay, perhaps last night he was a bit ostentatious... 313 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,957 ...with his performance style, but you can't deny the fact that he's got chops. 314 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,953 - No way, man. I told him he's out. - You can't deny it. 315 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,317 All right, you guys. Let's just think about it like this. 316 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,552 It might be kind of cool... 317 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,188 ...you know, if he were in the band. We'd have it all: 318 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,874 The magnetic but tormented lead singer... 319 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,430 ...the awkward, neurotic, super-nerd... - That's me. That's me. 320 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,559 ...the kind of ironic, postmodern you know, punk girl... 321 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,314 ...and the ancient crazy-faces-making rocker. 322 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,710 You can't tell me you've seen anything like that. 323 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,670 - For good reason. This isn't a joke to me. - You think it is to us? 324 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,037 What have we got to lose? 325 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,675 All right. If he delivers a gig, I'll give him a chance. 326 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,430 Woo-hoo! Yes. 327 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,233 Hello, Concrete Jungle? 328 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,435 Galardy's Bar & Grill. 329 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:13,355 Oh, hi. Is this the Hi-Fi Club? I played there in 1985 with Vesuvius. 330 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,910 I am with the band A.D.D. I have a demo. 331 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,913 I have a new band. It's called A... Hello? 332 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,640 We have not yet rocked Akron. 333 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,678 Yes, do you have auditions? Thank you. 334 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,398 Thank you. You're closed? 335 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,755 Okay. I'll try back. 336 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,714 Oh, what are you doing here? 337 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,189 I'm working on a song. 338 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,432 Oh, uh-oh. Look out, everybody. Genius at work. 339 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,512 Lennon and McCartney rolled into one. 340 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,195 - I'd like to get back to work. - How many songs in that book? 341 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,680 Probably 211. 342 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,875 Wow. 343 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,508 That's like 500 albums. 344 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,390 I was never so much of a songwriter. More of a name-the-band kind of guy. 345 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,394 Different skill set. Still important. Can I look at what you are writing? 346 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,118 Dude, we are a band, okay? Bands share everything. 347 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,592 - Deodorant. Buses. Chicks. - I'd just rather not. 348 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,797 - We're like a family. - No. 349 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,951 I'll be gentle. 350 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,753 Okay. 351 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,714 - These are some great lyrics. - Thank you. 352 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,760 "Tomorrow never comes." 353 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,276 So true. I don't understand it, but that's heavy, man. 354 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,034 - Thanks. - That's good stuff. 355 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,349 Thank you. 356 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,429 So your dad took off when you were just a little kid? 357 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,238 Mm. That must have been tough. 358 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,672 You miss what you never knew. 359 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,438 - What are you doing? - That's good. 360 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,875 - "You miss what you never knew." - It is? You like it? 361 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,918 - Yeah. - And you can have it, gratis. 362 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,355 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 363 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:05,915 Are you gonna finish that? 364 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,991 - Yeah. - Thank you. 365 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,991 - So any luck getting us a gig? - Yeah. 366 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,510 It's just about finding the right showcase. 367 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,956 It's just focusing on the perfect showcase. 368 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,917 No one likes the demo. 369 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,878 I mean, it's stupid to think anybody but me would be into it. 370 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,555 What? This music is great, and I can prove it. 371 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,756 - How? - Let's ride. 372 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,918 This, my friend, is called the drive test. 373 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,633 If we can drive around with no place to go... 374 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,237 ...blast the music, and feel like we're on top of the world... 375 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,914 ...then we know we're onto something. 376 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,869 Sing it. 377 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,793 Like you mean it! 378 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,592 Come on. 379 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,349 Right? 380 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,868 How do you come up with those rhymes? "Busted, trusted." 381 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,918 I don't know how you come up with it. I like this part. 382 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,591 Isn't it something, Cleveland? A.D. D! 383 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,990 - This guy! - And this guy! 384 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,515 - Mosh pit! - Mosh? 385 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,359 Slam dance! 386 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:46,271 It does make you feel invincible, huh? Like everything is possible now! 387 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,555 And you know what? 388 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,030 If we can bring that to an audience, even for four and a half minutes... 389 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,713 ...then we've got something. 390 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,509 Give me your phone. 391 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,798 Make it turn into a camera. 392 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,315 - That? Okay. - Yeah. 393 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,950 Give me a rebel yell on three. Three, two, one! 394 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,111 That is the moment we knew we were gonna be huge. 395 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,079 Whoo! 396 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,232 Hello? 397 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,750 Yeah, hold on a sec. Robert! 398 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,593 Ow! - Robert! 399 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,795 I'm busy. 400 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,315 - Phone! - Jeez. 401 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,198 Now. 402 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,708 I think it's about a job. 403 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,270 How could it not be about a job? 404 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,635 One of those ones I've been looking so hard for. 405 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,395 Hello, this is Fish. What? 406 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,957 What? Yeah! No, hold on. Hold on. 407 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,989 Yeah. 408 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:56,230 - Gone... That's what I did. - Yeah, but you sing the harmony. 409 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,558 Oh, jeez. 410 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,718 That needs to be fixed. 411 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,596 God. - I have news... 412 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,913 ...but you know what? Before I reveal said news... 413 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,959 ...we need to work on some things, including stage presence. 414 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,554 Why? Because A.D.D. has a gig. 415 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,712 - What? - A gig? 416 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,233 A gig! Yes! 417 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,913 - Whoo! - Yes! 418 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,958 We are playing the Tiger Room in Fort Wayne, Indiana... 419 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:33,240 ...Saturday night. We are hitting the "muh-huh-fuh-ing" road. 420 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,152 Oh, Indiana. 421 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,117 My mom's not gonna let me go to Indiana. 422 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,431 - No, my mom's not gonna let me go. - Listen up, kiddies. 423 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,875 You don't ask your parents for permission to rock. 424 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,429 You think The Beatles went to their mums and dads: 425 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,511 "Hello, Mum. Hello, Dad. 426 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,875 May I have permission to go with my mates... 427 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,349 ...to a little pub called Shea Stadium... 428 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,318 ...and rock the world for the rest of eternity?" No! 429 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,314 They were adults! You're an ad... They were adults. 430 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,029 - What about the church-retreat excuse? - What's that? 431 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,113 It's like, " Mom, Dad, I really wanna go on this church retreat... 432 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,192 ...that I heard about so that I can learn about the Bible... 433 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:15,593 ...you know, and meet other teenagers who share my interest in the Bible." 434 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,990 - Ha. This works? - Yeah. 435 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,276 You just print up a fake flyer on Photoshop... 436 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,670 ...show it to your parents, and you're at a show. 437 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,799 Give it up right now, daughter of Beelzebub. 438 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,393 Hit me. 439 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,233 Nothing. Nothing. You're a tough cookie... 440 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,595 ...but I'm gonna get a smile out of you yet. 441 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,478 Smiling is for the weak. 442 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,713 I can't believe we're stealing my mom's car. 443 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,520 It's not stealing when you're family. 444 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,955 But still, don't tell your mom. 445 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,675 Hop in. 446 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,911 I'm so nervous. 447 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:08,191 - Did you just sneeze on my face? - No, that wasn't me. 448 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,109 What you working on? 449 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,670 You going to ask to hear something every time you see me writing? 450 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,558 Pretty much, yep. 451 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,435 - It's called "Bitter." - Butter? 452 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,272 "Bitter." 453 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,589 It's a song? 454 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,796 - Yeah, it's a song. - Let's hear some. 455 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,669 It goes: 456 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,233 And it goes on like that. 457 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,710 Well, the cyanide and razor blades are in the glove box. Help yourself. 458 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,678 - Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey. - What? 459 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,156 It's really good stuff. It's like poetry. 460 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,790 I just wanna say, I am so excited we're on the road. 461 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,395 We are doing it. We're living our dream. 462 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,074 This is it. This is what it's about, living our dream. 463 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,674 You know, we don't stop. We don't stop for anything. We just... 464 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,070 I'd better stop. 465 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,113 Come on, Robert. Let's go. 466 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,191 I can't believe you called the cops on me. 467 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,954 - You stole my car, Robert. - I topped off your fluids. 468 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,109 Oh, get a job! 469 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,748 I had a job, an awesome gig that was gonna pay $ 100... 470 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,071 ...until you reported your car missing. - Oh, take responsibility! 471 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,229 You! 472 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,152 - So long, Mattie. - So long... 473 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,356 Don't talk! You are not allowed to speak! 474 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,919 You are not allowed to drive... 475 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,640 In fact, to do anything for the rest of the summer. 476 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,758 You can take away the wheels and his right to free speech... 477 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,638 ...but you cannot take away the dream. 478 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,949 Damn right. 479 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,749 Shut up, Stan. Get out of my house, Robert. 480 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,150 Hey, Fish, Fish, Fish. Listen. 481 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,675 I'm really sorry she made me drop a dime on you. 482 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,637 It's okay, buddy. 483 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,475 Hey, give me the heavy-metal devil horns. 484 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,671 Now lock them with me. 485 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,231 My brother. 486 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,028 Oh, man, thanks for letting me stay here, Mr. Lee. 487 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:21,433 I really appreciate it. Yeah, those rice bags look comfortable. 488 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,633 Fish, no one has eaten more takeout than you. 489 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,631 You put my kids through college. 490 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,870 You stay until you get back on your feet, huh? 491 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,749 Thanks, Mr. Lee. 492 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,434 Wow. That heat is tremendous. 493 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,229 Take this. 494 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,555 - What's this for? - For the rats. 495 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,229 Rats? 496 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,073 Uncle Rob? 497 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,590 Hey. Hey, I thought you were grounded. 498 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,479 Technically, I'm at the library for the next 10 minutes. 499 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,029 But I'm not, really. I'm here. 500 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,799 Phew. 501 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,235 It's uncomfortably hot down here. 502 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,113 So, what brings you to the House of Lee? 503 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,435 I have a way... 504 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,194 ...we can still practice. 505 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,237 So I've taken four webcams... 506 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,393 ... then interfaced our computers to create a non-delayed... 507 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,471 ... real-time virtual network. 508 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,676 Hello? Is this thing on? 509 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,432 - Can you hear us? - Is this working? 510 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,589 Testing, testing. 511 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,597 Mike check. Check. Can you hear me? 512 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,309 This thing on? 513 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,029 - It's a camera, it's not a mike. - I can hear you. 514 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,952 - We can hear you. - Okay, let's do this. 515 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,348 - Oh! - Oh, wow. 516 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,511 - Oh! - It's not a mike, Uncle Rob. 517 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,352 What? - Is anybody else seeing this? 518 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,635 Okay. All right. 519 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,394 Am I the only one seeing this? Why is no one else reacting? 520 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,313 - Try "Tomorrow Never Comes." - Curtis, are you watching this? 521 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,948 - Okay, "Tomorrow Never Comes." - This is sick. Fish. 522 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,715 - Oh, God. Okay. - Okay, here we go. 523 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:15,314 One, two, one, two, three, four... 524 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,472 No. Yeah. I know, I keep trying to download the homework... 525 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,632 ...but my annoying brother is hogging all the bandwidth. 526 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,315 Some stupid practice in our garage. 527 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,431 Hang on. I'll call you back. 528 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,833 Hello, YouTube. 529 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,109 Oh, dude, this is that thing they were talking about on Stern. 530 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,556 Holy shit. I think that's Robert. 531 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,950 What next, guys? - Oh, that's a lot of Robert. 532 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,269 What do you wanna do next? 533 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,553 Leon, come here, come here. 534 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:15,393 That's... This guy's hilarious. 535 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,709 That's my brother-in-law. 536 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,269 - The song's pretty g... - Taking a little noodle break. 537 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,670 Just had dinner with him. - Get out of here. 538 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:27,153 Ahem. You want to share this with the rest of the class, huh? 539 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,673 Oh. What is that? 540 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,512 What's next? Let's keep going. 541 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,114 - Let's keep up this energy. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 542 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,793 Oh, God. Okay. 543 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,191 I'm telling you, that's the naked drummer. 544 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,796 Are you sure, man? It's kind of hard to tell with his clothes on. 545 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,991 It is the naked drummer. 546 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,157 Hey, fam. I got here as fast as I could. 547 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,994 There he is. I don't recognize you with clothes on. 548 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,593 David Marshall, head of A and R for Matchbook Records. 549 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,638 Matchbook Records? 550 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,588 By the way, I'm Stan. I'm kind of with the band. 551 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,829 Great, great. 552 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,912 He's come all the way from Los Angeles to meet you, Robert. 553 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,470 We're on the Internet. On the Internet. 554 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,198 Over a million hits and counting. 555 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,833 - You know what that sound is? Anybody? - No. 556 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,831 What about you, Norm from Cheers? 557 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,992 That's the sound of the money truck backing up to your door. 558 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,879 But my team at Matchbook, we see more than money. 559 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,110 We see beyond the gimmick of the naked drummer. 560 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,078 It's a fun video. We're laughing at it, laughing... 561 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,630 ...but then we're humming the songs. It's the rope-a-dope. 562 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,874 Know what I mean? The rope-a-dope. We're laughing, laughing, then boom! 563 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,635 Out of nowhere, we're singing and humming the tunes. Why? 564 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,315 Why would we do that? I'll tell you why. Because the songs kick F-ing ass. 565 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,711 Wow! All these years, wearing a suit to the office. 566 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,395 - I should have been a naked drummer! - Absolutely. Here's the dealio. 567 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,519 If A.D.D. has more tunes like that, then Matchbook is very interested. 568 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,990 I'm sure you guys got a lot of heat. Lot of people coming after you. 569 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,878 Yeah, I didn't pay taxes in the '90s. 570 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,316 The phone's been ringing off the hook with offers. 571 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,199 Good. Good to know. Okay. We're in the pressure cooker. 572 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,237 We are through the looking glass, amigos. 573 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,437 I'm gonna call my people, I'm gonna come back and holler at you. 574 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,589 Excuse me a sec. 575 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,350 We're gonna be signed. We're gonna be signed. 576 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,399 - Well... - I'm gonna go call Amelia and Curtis. 577 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,948 I love your new tat. - I just got it done. 578 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,838 I'll validate you on your way out. 579 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,228 All right, thanks. 580 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,238 Hello. I'm here for A.D.D. 581 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,515 Name? 582 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,352 Robert Fishman. 583 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,789 Studio 3. 584 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,358 Wait. My name is on the list? 585 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,399 - Yeah. - So my name is on that list. 586 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,229 Yeah. 587 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,515 Can I have it? 588 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,277 - No. - Okay. Sure. 589 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,438 This does not suck. - You're the man. 590 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,110 They have free food. 591 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,118 Whoa. 592 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,071 The mixing board... 593 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,915 ...with its thousands of mysterious buttons. 594 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,596 The big chair... 595 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,873 ...that swooshes me around the studio. 596 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,758 That allows me to slide wherever I care to go. 597 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,833 The soundproof glass window. The giant headphones. 598 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,080 It's not very good. It's very, very depressing. 599 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,196 It makes me wanna kill myself. 600 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,954 Seriously, we need to stop this right now. 601 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,111 Why don't we turn this frown upside down? 602 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,795 Let's just push the tempo. Say, "I'm not bitter." 603 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,996 - Okay. - Okay? Follow my lead. 604 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,720 - What's he doing? - From the bridge. Let's do it. 605 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,992 One, two, three, four! 606 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,598 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 607 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,189 Sing! 608 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,389 - You recording? - Yep. 609 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,556 - Yeah! - Ow! 610 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,399 - Yes. That's what I'm talking about! - That rocks. 611 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,553 Instead of a canoe paddling in a pond, we were a tank flying down a mountain. 612 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,518 - I like that. It feels really good. - What do you guys think? 613 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,830 Lennon's rolling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him. 614 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,353 We're gonna bounce that down. 615 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,637 - Yeah! Bouncing it down! - Whoo! What does that mean? 616 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,950 I have no idea. Let's take five. 617 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,472 Someday one of these bad boys will have your name on it, C-note. 618 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,517 I guarantee. 619 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,598 There's a lot of biz buzz on you back in Hollyweird, my man. 620 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,749 - Really? - Yeah. 621 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,753 You got an opportunity to capitalize on this YouTube thing. 622 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,753 We're talking an album, a tour... 623 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,310 You're gonna have more ladies than Jay-Z got Mercedes. 624 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,518 You're gonna need two dicks. 625 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,557 - Thanks. - Yeah, yeah. No problem. 626 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:16,713 - What are you guys doing? - Just telling Big C here the game plan. 627 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,156 We're gonna hang out in the studio a couple weeks, do more recording... 628 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,914 ...then strap in, young'uns. 629 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,669 We're hitting the road. 630 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,751 - What? - You heard me, Curly Sue. 631 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,194 Midwest tour. 632 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,277 Huh? That's right! 633 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,714 - Yeah! - Yeah! 634 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,393 All right. Easy. - Yeah. 635 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,790 And in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen... 636 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:40,397 ...I promise you that on the road, these kids will have an experience... 637 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,553 ...unlike any they have ever experienced! 638 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,033 Um... 639 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,636 I think, well, what he's trying to say in a... 640 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,793 Just a really incomprehensible way... 641 00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,513 ...is that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for them. 642 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,399 And they have worked so hard, and want this so badly. 643 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:08,076 And I'm not thrilled with letting Curtis go without me being there... 644 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,869 ...but I don't want him to spend the rest of his life thinking, "What if...?" 645 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,596 You know? So you got my vote. 646 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,035 I'm sorry. 647 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,239 I lived my life saying, "What if...?" 648 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,630 Twenty years of "What if...?" 649 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,473 You feel me, Jack? 650 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,435 You'll be safe, right? 651 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,318 Of course. 652 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,634 - Okay. - Okay. 653 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,915 - Okay? - Okay. 654 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,479 - Okay. - Lisa? 655 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,553 Okay. All right. 656 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,676 Just please be careful. - Okay. 657 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,674 Hey. Thank you. 658 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,156 You're welcome. 659 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,950 But if one hair on his head is harmed, I will kill you. 660 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,157 - Cool. - All right. 661 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,993 - Mattie? I trust you. - Yeah? 662 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,071 But I don't trust your uncle. 663 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:13,550 So I don't want you to listen to a word he says, okay? 664 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,029 - Okay. - Okay. 665 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,229 Whoa. 666 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,875 First tour bus. 667 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,188 Nice ride. 668 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,078 I'll call you guys. - Please do. 669 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,629 - Will you be okay? - Yes. I'm gonna be fine. 670 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,473 - I love you. I'm so proud of you. - Love you too. 671 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,312 Mr. Gator here. All you bear bait headed north... 672 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,758 ...on big slab l-5 round yardstick 40... - Citizens band, huh? 673 00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,275 Pretty cool. 674 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,238 - Ever heard of cell phones? - Ever heard of brain cancer? 675 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,473 There's two things in this world I do not trust when they're wireless... 676 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:10,190 ...and that is phones and marionettes. 677 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,079 Woo-hoo! Beaded curtains. 678 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,035 Fridge with beer. Beer I didn't pay for. 679 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,237 Yes. Time to party hearty. Hello. 680 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,789 I thought you were gonna be the responsible adult. 681 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,871 Oh, I'm gonna be responsible, all right... 682 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,793 ...for partying till my nuts catch fire. 683 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,109 What is wrong with you? 684 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,431 What is wrong with me? All my life, people kept saying, " Grow up. 685 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:36,037 Give up your dreams. Get a haircut, Fish. You'll never rock anymore." 686 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,749 Well, you know what? Look at me now, day job! 687 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,909 Woo-hoo! 688 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,072 On your left, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 689 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,389 Whoo! 690 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,189 Save some room for my drums, baby... 691 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,158 ...because Fish's Age of Rage has begu... 692 00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,552 I got a bug. 693 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,516 - Woo-hoo! First venue. - All right. 694 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,113 First marquee. 695 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,558 Check, check, check. Check, one, two. Check, one, two. Check. Check. 696 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,280 - First sound check. - Yeah. 697 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,158 Check, check. Test hit. 698 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,392 Testes, one, two, testes, check, check. 699 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:28,472 Let's give a warm Dayton welcome to A.D. 700 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,397 Yeah. 701 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,149 Hi. 702 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,635 Hello. 703 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,550 Hey, hey. Let's rock. 704 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,711 One, two, three. 705 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,551 First technical difficulty.