1 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,430 Tori Frederking is back. 2 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,929 Her parents sent her to Europe for the summer as a graduation gift... 3 00:01:06,429 --> 00:01:09,929 ...but she's back. Now I have 3 confirmed sitings of her in this mall. 4 00:01:10,429 --> 00:01:16,428 Matt, I don't care about Tori Frederking. I care about her, aged to perfection. 5 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:18,827 - Daddy likie. - Barry, you gotta focus here, man. 6 00:01:18,852 --> 00:01:21,326 I'm talking about "The Frederking". 7 00:01:21,427 --> 00:01:22,927 You have to focus, okay. 8 00:01:23,427 --> 00:01:26,427 That was in the 10th grade. You got Truth or Dared into a closet with the girl. 9 00:01:26,427 --> 00:01:28,426 That was literally, seven minutes in heaven. 10 00:01:30,126 --> 00:01:32,026 When we got out of that closet, she told everyone at the party that I was... 11 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:33,351 - an amazing kisser. - An amazing kisser. 12 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,025 - She did! - But, you didn't kiss her. 13 00:01:36,675 --> 00:01:39,175 You spent seven minutes shitting your pants and not making a move. 14 00:01:39,275 --> 00:01:40,675 I know, that's what makers her so fucking awesome. 15 00:01:41,175 --> 00:01:43,575 When I got out of the closet, everyone started ragging on me for choking. 16 00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:46,174 She lied and said I was an amazing kisser. 17 00:01:46,199 --> 00:01:48,273 - Pretty stellar move, huh. - To the max. 18 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,173 Oh my god. I've been hearing this story since we shared our mothers uterus. 19 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:55,673 Oh, and by the way, did you have the balls to ask her out after that? 20 00:01:55,873 --> 00:01:58,273 - I can't remember... - No, but only because I never had my "in". 21 00:01:58,673 --> 00:01:59,973 - Don't do this! - Don't do this! 22 00:02:00,672 --> 00:02:01,872 - Hey! - Hey! 23 00:02:02,172 --> 00:02:02,672 - Come on. - Come on.. 24 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,672 - How do you always know what I'm gonna say? - How do you always know what I'm gonna say? 25 00:02:04,672 --> 00:02:05,672 - Fuck! - Fuck! 26 00:02:05,672 --> 00:02:07,171 You guys are really freaking me out with the twins shit. 27 00:02:07,671 --> 00:02:09,971 Watch and learn brother. I'm going in. 28 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,171 Eye of the tiger, buddy. 29 00:02:12,671 --> 00:02:14,670 I tiger. 30 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,670 - Don't like how this looks. - No, no good. 31 00:02:22,669 --> 00:02:25,769 So uh, so you like uh, music? 32 00:02:26,669 --> 00:02:28,669 I hate it! 33 00:02:29,169 --> 00:02:31,668 Swing and a miss. 34 00:02:32,668 --> 00:02:34,168 Oh, not the book Barry. 35 00:02:34,668 --> 00:02:36,168 No, no. Not the art of war. Oh God. 36 00:02:36,668 --> 00:02:38,968 You ever read Sun Tzu's "Art of War"? 37 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:42,667 I have. It's amazing. 38 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:44,667 Give you my number. 39 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,666 I'll loan it to you. Get back to me, at a later date, of your choosing. 40 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:53,665 And we'll have, I don't know, a bottle of chilled white Zin. 41 00:03:08,663 --> 00:03:11,663 I'm free on uh, Saturday. 42 00:03:11,863 --> 00:03:12,663 Call me. 43 00:03:13,663 --> 00:03:15,163 Shermer High Class of 84. 44 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,162 THE FUTURE IS YOURS! 45 00:03:28,661 --> 00:03:30,660 Take Me Home Tonight 46 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:16,085 Ronald Reagan: "Win one for the Gipper". 47 00:04:35,652 --> 00:04:37,652 - Hey Tori. - Hey guys. 48 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,150 Whew. This humpback whale just swims right by me, right. 49 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:51,150 I've never felt so scared in my life. 50 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:53,450 That's when it hit me. 51 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:56,649 This is what I want to do with my life. This is what I want others to do. 52 00:04:56,949 --> 00:05:01,149 See. That's why the second I got back to LA... boom... opened Mint Travel. 53 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,648 Wait, you own it? 54 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:04,648 Yeah dude. 55 00:05:04,748 --> 00:05:07,748 Went to the bank, got a loan. Pieces fell right into place. 56 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:10,147 So what about you, I thought you went to uh... 57 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:12,247 - MIT! - MIT! 58 00:05:12,947 --> 00:05:15,647 I just graduated. But uh, I hated it. 59 00:05:15,647 --> 00:05:18,646 Yeah it was all like, theory and machines... I was on this one way highway... 60 00:05:18,646 --> 00:05:20,346 I was like... 61 00:05:20,646 --> 00:05:22,146 You know... rest stop, please. 62 00:05:23,646 --> 00:05:25,146 So this is a rest stop? 63 00:05:25,645 --> 00:05:27,645 Oh yeah. This is totally temporary. 64 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:32,145 You know what you should do? You should travel. 65 00:05:32,645 --> 00:05:34,144 See the world. Find your hump-back whale. 66 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:36,144 You come see me, ok? 67 00:05:36,644 --> 00:05:38,144 Seriously, it's the slow season right now. 68 00:05:38,244 --> 00:05:41,743 Everbody's at work or school. Perfect time for Matt to shine. 69 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,843 You take care man. 70 00:06:48,635 --> 00:06:51,634 - Excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 71 00:06:56,384 --> 00:06:58,383 Hey, don't I know you? 72 00:06:59,383 --> 00:07:00,583 Well I don't think so. 73 00:07:00,883 --> 00:07:03,383 No, I do. I know you from somewhere. 74 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,382 - Oh, you went to Sherman, didn't you. - I did! 75 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:08,882 - That must be it. - Yeah, me too! 76 00:07:09,382 --> 00:07:11,382 - Oh weird. - I actually think you were in my homeroom. 77 00:07:11,881 --> 00:07:13,281 What? 78 00:07:13,381 --> 00:07:14,881 Yeah, you were the really smart kid. 79 00:07:16,381 --> 00:07:18,381 You won the attendance award... every year. 80 00:07:19,381 --> 00:07:20,380 Yeah. 81 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,380 - It's me, Tori. - Matt Franklin. 82 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:26,380 I knew I knew you from somewhere... cool! 83 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:30,879 So... er... ah... what are you up too? 84 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:32,379 Well, uh... 85 00:07:32,679 --> 00:07:35,878 I went to Duke and I graduated, with honors. 86 00:07:36,378 --> 00:07:38,878 Yeah. And then I got awarded this internship at Drexel Burnham. 87 00:07:39,378 --> 00:07:41,378 So, I moved back. 88 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:43,577 Oh, it's an investment bank. 89 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:45,877 - I know what it is. - Oh, I didn't mean to... 90 00:07:46,377 --> 00:07:49,377 - No no, it's fine. I'm in the same business, so. - Really? 91 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:52,176 Yeah. Where do you work? 92 00:07:52,376 --> 00:07:53,876 I'm at Goldman Sachs. 93 00:07:54,376 --> 00:07:58,375 Oh that's funny. I didn't know they had an office in Los Angeles. 94 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,375 I know, that's weird. 95 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,875 A lot of people don't. 96 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:07,874 I'm in Japanese takeovers. 97 00:08:09,374 --> 00:08:12,374 So, are you going to Kyle Masterson's party tonight? 98 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:15,372 Uh, I don't know... 99 00:08:15,373 --> 00:08:17,873 Oh. You should totally go. It was pretty good last year. 100 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,673 Word is, someones gonna ride the "ball" tonight. 101 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,372 Where are they? 102 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,872 Weird. 103 00:08:27,372 --> 00:08:29,371 Hellooo! 104 00:08:30,371 --> 00:08:32,371 You know what. Just take it. Yup just take it. 105 00:08:33,371 --> 00:08:35,870 There we go. I'll pay for it when this jackass gets back. 106 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:38,270 Great! Thank you. 107 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:42,770 So maybe I'll see you tonight... Terry? 108 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,869 - Tori. - Right... Tori... sorry. 109 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:59,867 - Barry Nathan. - Dude, you will not believe who was just in here, Tori Frederking. 110 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:01,867 Bottom line it for me. 111 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,365 I think she was flirting with me. I honestly got that vibe. 112 00:09:04,366 --> 00:09:07,166 That's highly unlikely. Can you do better for me boss? 113 00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:10,866 She said I should totally go to Kyle Masterson's party tonight. 114 00:09:10,866 --> 00:09:12,866 This is it. I finally have my "in". 115 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:15,165 - Ah, I see. - We're going to that party! 116 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:16,664 I'm finally getting her phone number. 117 00:09:17,365 --> 00:09:21,065 - Yeah. That's all you got for me? - Oh yeah, what do you know about investment banking? 118 00:09:21,365 --> 00:09:22,264 Nothing. 119 00:09:22,364 --> 00:09:24,064 - Currencies? - Nothing? 120 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,864 That's not acceptable! 121 00:09:25,864 --> 00:09:29,563 You've got to bend a bit more here boss. This guy just had another baby. 122 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,113 Oh, you're trying to close a sale. Vagina, vagina, vagina... 123 00:09:36,113 --> 00:09:38,013 Good luck. We'll pick you up at 5:00. 124 00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:42,112 Fine. No I will! I'll take it out of my own god damn salary! 125 00:09:43,112 --> 00:09:48,111 No, thank you! It's a pleasure. Such a fucking pleasure. 126 00:09:49,111 --> 00:09:51,611 I'm sorry that you had to witness that. 127 00:09:52,111 --> 00:09:59,610 Steven. That bastards not gonna budge. But um, off the top of my head, this is what I'm gonna do. 128 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:03,609 I'm gonna knock 3 grand off. 129 00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:07,109 Your boss is standing right behind you. 130 00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:13,108 And I'm not buying your bullshit... Barry! Or a sedan. 131 00:10:24,606 --> 00:10:28,606 Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. 132 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:44,604 You know what?! I gave up college for you bastards. 133 00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:51,103 Oh shit. 134 00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:53,602 Start the engine. 135 00:10:55,602 --> 00:10:57,102 Fuck you! 136 00:10:59,602 --> 00:11:03,101 So um, dad. Somebody's gonna ride the "ball" tonight. 137 00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:08,101 Darling, nobody rode that thing when I was a kid. And nobody's gonna ride it tonight. 138 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,600 How's your dad doing, Barry? 139 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Well, his parole got pushed back about six months, so he's pretty upset about that. 140 00:11:16,599 --> 00:11:19,599 I still don't understand why they let you go. 141 00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:25,098 7 years of my life, Libby. They stole my youth. 142 00:11:25,598 --> 00:11:28,798 Look at it this way, Barry. At least you went for it. 143 00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:33,097 You realized a goal. You rolled up your sleeves and you applied yourself. 144 00:11:34,597 --> 00:11:37,097 Well I see the traditional evenings torture is in full swing. 145 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,896 Matthew, we had a deal. 146 00:11:41,596 --> 00:11:45,995 You said just give me the summer to figure things out. Well guess what. The summers over! 147 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,594 I want to hear your plan. 148 00:11:47,595 --> 00:11:53,595 Dad, I guess my plan is to keep working at Suncoast until I figure out what I really want to do with my life. 149 00:11:54,095 --> 00:11:56,494 Why don't you just get an engineering job until you figure it out? 150 00:11:56,594 --> 00:12:02,593 Honey, we just think you have such potential. You could be anything. You could be an astronaut. 151 00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:07,093 Oh, problem solved. I'll just be an astronaut. 152 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:13,092 Matthew, I didn't give a quarter of my savings to MIT so you could work at the mall. 153 00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:17,591 I'll see you all in the morning. I gotta go to work. 154 00:12:18,091 --> 00:12:18,891 Matt! 155 00:12:20,591 --> 00:12:24,091 - Are you OK? - I applied to Cambridge for my masters. 156 00:12:24,591 --> 00:12:27,990 - Holy shit! You finally did it. - I don't wanna open it. 157 00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:31,390 - Why not? - Because I'm scared, dip shit. 158 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:35,889 - Oh... want me to open it? - No! Matt, no! Knock it off! 159 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,189 No I think you do. 160 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:42,788 - Wendy, you're going to England. - I don't know. I don't even know if I'd go. 161 00:12:42,788 --> 00:12:43,588 Why? 162 00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:50,587 I don't know if Kyle would come or not. We took possession of the condo on Tuesday... 163 00:12:50,587 --> 00:12:54,887 I mean look, he'll visit. He needs to experience a new language. Open it! 164 00:12:56,287 --> 00:12:59,386 I just applied to see if I could get in. 165 00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:05,585 Okay, Wendy, you know that I hate giving you compliments, right? 166 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,085 I've read your short stories. They're amazing. 167 00:13:09,585 --> 00:13:11,084 I know. 168 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:15,784 Open it, open it, open it. 169 00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,209 Fuckin open it! 170 00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:18,783 - No! - Ok! 171 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,583 No I'm not going to. No, not now. 172 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,083 No, I just want to have fun tonight. 173 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,683 Matt? Don't tell anyone, promise! 174 00:13:25,783 --> 00:13:30,582 You can trust me. I'm a Goldman Sachs man. 175 00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:31,682 Good luck with that... 176 00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:43,080 Ok, here we go. Nelson Mandela, Purple Rain, windsurfing. 177 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,380 - Windsurfing? - Windsurfing? 178 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,580 What am I doing? 179 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,579 I'll never get this girl. 180 00:13:55,579 --> 00:13:59,078 I don't wanna hear that talk tonight. Ok? How long do I know you? 181 00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:01,578 - Since 5th grade. - Since 5th grade, right? 182 00:14:02,578 --> 00:14:07,877 You're whippin it real good now. Look at you. You're the smartest guy I know. 183 00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:11,077 The acne is all cleared up. 184 00:14:13,676 --> 00:14:15,876 Hey, you've had sex now. 185 00:14:16,201 --> 00:14:18,201 - Yeah. - Yeah! 186 00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:23,375 I'm gonna be with you, every step of the way. You're gonna do this, Matt! 187 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,874 And you're gonna do it well. 188 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:28,074 You're gonna get this broads number. 189 00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:32,774 Hey great work today guy, alright. Thank you very much. Good job today. 190 00:14:32,899 --> 00:14:35,499 Appreciate it. Bien. Mucho! 191 00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,073 - Hey Kyle. - Hey. 192 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,073 Get these lights on. Let's see what this looks like. 193 00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:40,772 Hey watch. I'm gonna school this bitch, man. 194 00:14:40,897 --> 00:14:43,497 Guys. Get a beer. You're off the clock. Hang out. Good job today. 195 00:14:44,872 --> 00:14:48,972 Stellar! That's exactly what I'm talking about. We having a party here or what. 196 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,072 Play that fuckin music, white boy. 197 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,570 Oh, if I didn't have a cast on, I'd school you little bitches. 198 00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:55,063 - Oh shit! I can't show up in this car. - Why not? 199 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,763 Uh, the Frederking does not roll in a kumquat. 200 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:07,061 That's my? Bottle from MIT. Come on, I was saving that for something special. 201 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:12,310 It's kinda special that I've never drunk this much, this fast before. 202 00:16:12,311 --> 00:16:14,310 Hey, listen. You will get through this. 203 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,310 I got fired today, ok? Fired. 204 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:26,309 I didn't go to screw all day and drink all night college, like you twin bastards did. 205 00:16:26,309 --> 00:16:29,708 Tonight I'm catching up. 206 00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:33,808 - Take a right at these lights up here. - Why? 207 00:16:34,308 --> 00:16:39,307 Take a right! I'm sorry. 208 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,806 I'm having no part of this. 209 00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:54,105 Yeah Barry, I'm a little fuzzy on how we're gonna get away with this. 210 00:16:54,305 --> 00:17:00,304 I have a set of keys. I know all the alarm codes. It's almost perfectly legitimate. 211 00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:03,804 Almost. 212 00:17:05,304 --> 00:17:08,903 - You just honk the horn if anything shows up. - Roger that. 213 00:17:22,902 --> 00:17:26,401 Listen Barry. We really don't want to spend tonight in the LA county jail... 214 00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:29,200 Giving some white supremacist a crying blow job. 215 00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:33,300 That's not gonna happen, Matt. There's no way you'd cry. 216 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800 Look! 217 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:41,299 Mike the prick bastard sales manager keeps the keys to the 560SL in his prick bastard desk. 218 00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:44,324 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. 219 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:47,198 I don't know? 220 00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:50,198 We're gonna bring it back later, nobody's gonna know the difference, okay. 221 00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:53,323 I don't know. What if someone sees us? I think there might be security cameras. 222 00:17:53,498 --> 00:17:57,097 Matt, stop thinking. Ok, we'll just do it. 223 00:17:57,122 --> 00:18:00,522 - Shut off the alarm. - No problem. 224 00:18:12,295 --> 00:18:13,795 Fuck! 225 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,795 They changed the alarm codes, man. Those bastards didn't trust me. 226 00:18:18,694 --> 00:18:20,694 I wonder why. 227 00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:30,793 Oh my god. Holy fuck! This is great! 228 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:47,241 - You pussy! Get back in the game! - C'mon. 229 00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:07,038 What the hell is he doing? 230 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,036 Test drive? 231 00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:38,534 - Holy shit! - Stole a car! We stole a car! 232 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,533 Unbelievable. 233 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,032 I've never driven the 560SL before, Matt. 234 00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:53,032 They never let me. 235 00:19:55,532 --> 00:19:59,531 - Man... maybe you should take it back. - No. 236 00:20:00,531 --> 00:20:04,530 You need this car tonight, Matt. You need this car tonight. 237 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:10,730 Doreen! What's up? 238 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:11,529 Tell 'em Where You from. 239 00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:13,729 Straight Outta Compton Another crazy-ass Nigga. 240 00:20:13,829 --> 00:20:18,529 Punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets Bigger I'm a bad mutha fucka and you know this. 241 00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:23,527 But the pussy ass niggas won't show this. But I don't give a fuck, I'm a make my snaps. 242 00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:28,527 If not from the records in the jack and the craps Like burglary, the definition is jackin. 243 00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:33,027 But when I'm legally armed, it's called packin. Crazy mutha fucka from the street. 244 00:20:39,526 --> 00:20:41,526 Oh my god... 245 00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:49,425 Think your prick bastard boss keeps a comb in here? 246 00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:55,024 Holy... 247 00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,023 Are you stupid? 248 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:08,022 - What is that finger thing? - I don't know. 249 00:21:10,522 --> 00:21:14,021 - Tastes like aspirin. - My tongue is numb. 250 00:21:15,521 --> 00:21:18,521 Holy shit, Barry. That was awesome. 251 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,020 My god! 252 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:33,019 - Sunshine! - Hammer pants! 253 00:21:36,518 --> 00:21:40,518 - Hey, how's it going? - Did you two manage to fuck each other yet? 254 00:21:40,518 --> 00:21:42,818 - What? - What? 255 00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:49,117 Oh shit, Matt. Matt Franklin. And uh, your buddy your always hanging out with. 256 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,017 What's up. You never makes these things, man. 257 00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:52,516 So that's the "ball". 258 00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:54,716 In person, live, via satellite. 259 00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:58,316 - You know it's not via anything, right? - Yeah, I get the point. 260 00:21:58,515 --> 00:22:02,015 - I don't think he knows what "via" means. - Yeah fuck you. 261 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:07,264 Wendy get up here. C'mon baby. Get your hot ass up here and give me a kiss. 262 00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:09,264 Be careful. 263 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,264 Oh, sorry. 264 00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:16,563 Ok Matt. Share with everybody. 265 00:22:17,063 --> 00:22:19,263 - Nothing. - Go ahead. What? What were you saying? 266 00:22:19,763 --> 00:22:20,962 This looks suicidal, man. 267 00:22:20,987 --> 00:22:23,687 C'mon. You just don't like it cause the ball represents "balls" ... 268 00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:24,762 ...which you don't have. 269 00:22:25,062 --> 00:22:26,262 Kyle. 270 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,662 - Oh, is this one of those "metaphors"? - Matt! 271 00:22:29,761 --> 00:22:34,761 Wendy, no. I got this one. Yeah, yeah, it's a metaphor. 272 00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:39,860 - So the "ball" is... - Balls! 273 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,260 Good one. 274 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:48,259 - This is... - That is a metaphor. I totally got him. 275 00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:23,254 Oh my God. Exclamation point! Matt Franklin. 276 00:23:23,754 --> 00:23:26,254 Do not go anywhere. 277 00:23:35,753 --> 00:23:37,253 Nice shades, asshole! 278 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,052 - No sign of the Frederking. - Yup. 279 00:23:43,752 --> 00:23:47,751 Man I feel like I'm in 10th grade again. I'm gonna put these on ice. 280 00:23:50,251 --> 00:23:51,750 Hey Franklin. 281 00:23:51,751 --> 00:23:54,250 - Down here Hans Solo. - Ah, fuck! 282 00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:58,250 - Carlos, what happened to you? - 67 times 365? 283 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,250 - You're in a wheelchair. - Answer! 284 00:24:00,749 --> 00:24:05,249 - Uh... 24455. What's up? - I've been really lazy. Just kidding. 285 00:24:05,349 --> 00:24:07,649 I got hit by a drunk driver right after graduation, but... 286 00:24:07,749 --> 00:24:11,248 "Don't cry for me Argentina" It's not so bad, I get better parking, tons of pussy. 287 00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:13,748 I mean I have stronger opinions about hills now but, whatever. 288 00:24:14,748 --> 00:24:16,747 So what have you doing, building jet packs? 289 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,647 - Uh, no, I work at Goldman Sachs. - No you don't! No way you work there! 290 00:24:20,747 --> 00:24:23,247 No I do. I work in Asian takeovers. 291 00:24:23,746 --> 00:24:27,346 That's funny, cause you know where I work? Goldman fucking Sachs. 292 00:24:27,371 --> 00:24:29,671 - You don't work there! - You work at Goldman Sachs? 293 00:24:29,746 --> 00:24:33,045 You bet your legs I do. Think I'm gonna let this shit hold me back? 294 00:24:33,745 --> 00:24:38,245 You don't need to walk to speculate currencies. I said "You don't need to walk to speculate currencies"! 295 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,444 I'm doing what I want. I'm following my dream. 296 00:24:41,744 --> 00:24:43,744 - Eat it. - I thought you wanted to play baseball! 297 00:24:44,244 --> 00:24:48,243 - Fuck you, Franklin! - Ah, look. Do you know Tori Frederking? 298 00:24:48,743 --> 00:24:52,043 - Yeah, I know her. - Well if you see her, could you show her this... 299 00:24:52,068 --> 00:24:53,642 ...and tell her I work at Goldman Sachs. 300 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,742 Wow, that's pathetic dude. 301 00:24:56,242 --> 00:24:57,742 Probably not gonna work either. We don't have an LA office. 302 00:24:57,942 --> 00:25:01,242 Everybody knows that, who has half a sack. Spelled with a "k". 303 00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:04,241 - Well just don't rat me out. - Yeah I'll think about it. 304 00:25:04,741 --> 00:25:07,241 If I'm not gettin laid. When I'm gettin laid I don't think about much else. 305 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,840 Anyway, kinda gettin bummed out talking to you. What do you do, anyway? 306 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,240 - I thought you went to MIT. - I work at Suncoast video. 307 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:19,739 Wow... Congratulations? Mom and dad must be psyched. 308 00:25:19,739 --> 00:25:23,239 I'm gonna get outta here. Check this out, "moon walk". 309 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,238 Will you guys move. I'm trying to fucking party here. 310 00:25:26,738 --> 00:25:31,238 And it's Kyles crazy grandma, standing there. And she says, listen to this... 311 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:36,737 I can't tell if your fucking or drowning. But neither one is letting me get any sleep. 312 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:41,236 So embarrassing. 313 00:25:41,736 --> 00:25:44,736 So, uh, the next day, my dad pulls me aside... 314 00:25:44,761 --> 00:25:47,661 ...and he offers to help with the down payment on a condo. 315 00:25:47,735 --> 00:25:52,735 Yeah, so I guess we screwed ourselves into the market. 316 00:25:54,735 --> 00:25:56,734 "Literally". 317 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:05,933 Yeah, anyway so we're moving in on Tuesday, and... but it's great cause there's a hot tub... 318 00:26:23,731 --> 00:26:26,930 Hi. I can't handle this right now. I want to do some of the coke. 319 00:26:26,955 --> 00:26:28,455 What do you mean you can't handle this? 320 00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:31,330 - I want to do the coke! - No, what can't you handle? 321 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:35,629 - Not doing the coke! - Ok, Barry, we're not cocaine people. 322 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:40,328 A, My dad's a cop. B, I'm defining my gray area... 323 00:26:40,353 --> 00:26:42,853 ...which I'm pretty sure doesn't include hard narcotics. 324 00:26:42,928 --> 00:26:44,728 - Give me the bag. - No. 325 00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:46,728 Give me the bag or you don't get the car keys. 326 00:26:50,127 --> 00:26:53,427 Okay, just take it easy "Scarf ace." 327 00:26:53,727 --> 00:26:55,727 This one here is an alarm... 328 00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:42,720 - Tori Frederking? - Rick Herrington. Oh my god. 329 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,720 - How are you? - I'm good... wow... oh. 330 00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:54,219 Hey, how are you? 331 00:27:54,719 --> 00:27:57,218 What's up man? Good to see you. 332 00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:01,718 Dude and I we're just packing up. Moving in together next week. 333 00:28:02,718 --> 00:28:05,717 - We got a condo. - Yeah, baby tell them the story. 334 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:09,417 We're here 4th of July. My family always has the big party here, and the house is packed... 335 00:28:09,642 --> 00:28:12,242 ...with relatives and so there's no place for us too... 336 00:28:12,716 --> 00:28:14,716 - I know. - You know? 337 00:28:14,816 --> 00:28:17,316 So we come down to the pool, where it's always kinda quiet, right. 338 00:28:18,716 --> 00:28:23,215 - You know, getting into it, water splashing... - So embarrassing. 339 00:28:23,715 --> 00:28:28,214 A flotation ring hits me in the head. And I'm like mid pump, its like... what? 340 00:28:28,314 --> 00:28:33,014 And I look and it's my crazy grandmother and she says to me... 341 00:28:33,214 --> 00:28:38,213 ...I can't tell if you're fucking or drowning, but neither one is letting us get any sleep. 342 00:28:38,213 --> 00:28:42,213 Next day, dad pulls us aside and offers to help with a down payment on the condo. 343 00:28:42,213 --> 00:28:46,312 Yeah so I guess we screwed ourselves into the market. 344 00:28:53,711 --> 00:28:55,211 That's good. 345 00:28:55,711 --> 00:28:58,011 Hey, um, Matt you remember Tori. 346 00:28:58,110 --> 00:28:59,610 Whoa, yes... weird. 347 00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:04,210 - How's it going? Mark? - Oh, heh heh... 348 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:05,710 Very funny. 349 00:29:06,209 --> 00:29:07,709 It's Matt. 350 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:12,709 Is my name. 351 00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:20,208 So, high school again, huh? Freaky Deeky. 352 00:29:21,707 --> 00:29:23,707 How's that? 353 00:29:28,707 --> 00:29:35,206 Wow, this breeze is great. It's like, wind surfing weather, you know. 354 00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:38,705 I tell you, I'd love to be out on my board tonight. 355 00:29:38,705 --> 00:29:42,705 - You're into wind surfing? - Hell yeah! 356 00:29:42,705 --> 00:29:46,204 - Big time, you? - No, I'm not! 357 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:51,004 - Really? - No! 358 00:29:51,704 --> 00:29:58,203 Yeah, no, well... cause wind?! Fuck that! 359 00:29:59,002 --> 00:30:04,002 Um, I should probably go check to make sure we're not running out of soda, inside. 360 00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:08,201 - So I'll see you guys later. - Good seeing you. 361 00:30:08,701 --> 00:30:10,201 See ya. 362 00:30:11,701 --> 00:30:15,200 - You know it's funny... - Hey, you ever find yourself in Paris? 363 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,400 - Uh, yeah... - Yeah? 364 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:25,199 There's a lovely bistro right around the corner from the Sorbonne, called the... 365 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:28,699 It's chevre chaud is impeccable. 366 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:34,898 We are doing cocaine. Ok. 367 00:30:40,697 --> 00:30:42,997 Looks so easy in the movies. 368 00:30:43,197 --> 00:30:48,696 Let's do this. You're gonna do this, ok. You're gonna feel unbelievable. 369 00:30:50,696 --> 00:30:54,895 Nostrils ready. We're doing this. Ok. 370 00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,192 Nice! 371 00:31:20,692 --> 00:31:22,192 Great. 372 00:31:22,692 --> 00:31:24,691 I get stuck with a bag of shit. 373 00:31:34,516 --> 00:31:36,516 Blammo! 374 00:32:09,685 --> 00:32:12,185 Hey, you're hot! 375 00:32:14,685 --> 00:32:18,484 I'm growling at you! Did you hear me. I was growling at you like a lion. 376 00:32:18,509 --> 00:32:20,309 A lion in the jungle. 377 00:32:20,984 --> 00:32:22,984 I'm Barry. 378 00:32:24,483 --> 00:32:26,983 Confirmation, yeah you're hot! 379 00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:30,383 - What? - Hello. 380 00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:34,182 Show them the? 381 00:32:35,682 --> 00:32:39,182 You are tall. But I can still hear you. 382 00:32:40,681 --> 00:32:44,481 Whoa, you're gonna hurt somebody man. You're gonna take someones eye out. 383 00:32:44,681 --> 00:32:48,180 - That guy is my boyfriend. - Hope he screws better than he dances. 384 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,179 Oh shit he's about to do the splits. I can see it in his eyes. There he goes. 385 00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:59,679 He's got no testes left. He's got no testes left. 386 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,178 Who's got a watermelon? 387 00:33:03,678 --> 00:33:06,078 Yo, go find your own date. 388 00:33:06,678 --> 00:33:10,578 I got my own date. I think that you used to know her. 389 00:33:18,676 --> 00:33:23,176 What's up? Want to dance? Let's see what you got, boy! 390 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:35,074 Take a good look around you. Everything changes, but "nothing" changes. 391 00:33:35,174 --> 00:33:36,674 Yeah, I hear you brother. 392 00:33:39,674 --> 00:33:45,173 So I been getting into this whole wine thing lately. Tasting it and talking about it. 393 00:33:45,673 --> 00:33:49,672 We should go down to my dads boat and uh, do a little sampling. 394 00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:53,472 Oh hey... there you are. 395 00:33:54,172 --> 00:33:59,671 Matt, hello? When are you gonna show me that thing? 396 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:03,470 Right, the uh, waterfall. On the other side of the patio. 397 00:34:03,495 --> 00:34:07,595 - I was gonna show you that. - I love waterfalls. I'll just be back in a bit. 398 00:34:13,669 --> 00:34:20,168 - How do you like that? - That was awesome. So good. I got goose bumps. 399 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,168 So... 400 00:34:24,668 --> 00:34:27,167 This waterfall's... you know... 401 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,167 There's no waterfalls. 402 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,167 I know. 403 00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:37,366 - Have you seen Niagara? - No I haven't. Have you? 404 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:41,166 No. 405 00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:45,165 Hey Tori, uh... 406 00:34:46,665 --> 00:34:49,664 - Have you... - Hey! Everybody. 407 00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:53,289 Barry Nathan and Tyler Jones are having a dance off. 408 00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:03,163 But I am, my ridiculously dressed friend. I am in downtown tokyo, I am the samurai dance master... 409 00:35:03,663 --> 00:35:05,762 ...and I'm gonna dance your dummy playing ass into the ground. 410 00:35:05,787 --> 00:35:07,287 Yo, DJ... hit it! 411 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,660 Wow, that's amazing. 412 00:35:37,658 --> 00:35:39,158 That's all you got? 413 00:36:28,652 --> 00:36:31,651 You had enough? You had enough? 414 00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:38,150 Fuckin a, Barry. 415 00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:40,650 I got you bitch. 416 00:36:47,649 --> 00:36:49,649 - C'mon. Chill out, alright? - Cool, cool, cool. 417 00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:59,948 - C'mon you guys. We are adults. - Fine, fine, fine. It's over. 418 00:36:59,973 --> 00:37:02,273 Don't do it again, white boy. Here. 419 00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:06,147 God damn it, Barry. 420 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:16,145 - Are you OK? Oh my god she's choking. - Somebody help her. 421 00:37:17,645 --> 00:37:21,645 I got her. I got you. Breathe... breathe... 422 00:37:21,845 --> 00:37:24,144 Get off her. 423 00:37:24,644 --> 00:37:27,644 - You're gonna pull through. C'mon! Breathe! - What are you doing? 424 00:37:28,144 --> 00:37:32,643 - I'm giving you the Heimlich. - I wasn't choking. She was. 425 00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:46,641 I'm such a jackass. I'm sorry. 426 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:52,441 I suck at this. I'm... I'm... What am I doing? I'm sorry! 427 00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:56,240 You're awesome. I'm trying so hard, and I... it's... 428 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,440 Here's the thing. You were my high school crush, by the way. 429 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,639 And I just physically assaulted you in front of a bunch of people. 430 00:38:03,139 --> 00:38:06,139 I just hit rock bottom. So... don't mind me. 431 00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:07,937 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 432 00:38:07,962 --> 00:38:10,462 I don't see how it could get any worse. Nope! Got it! 433 00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:14,487 I could ask you to dance and, chuck my drink in your face... 434 00:38:14,512 --> 00:38:18,012 And twirl you into the fucking wall. I'll do it. 435 00:38:18,637 --> 00:38:20,137 I'm sorry... I was... 436 00:38:22,262 --> 00:38:24,262 Oh I love this song! 437 00:38:28,636 --> 00:38:30,136 I love this song. 438 00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:35,935 - Do you wanna... do you wanna dance? - Sure! 439 00:38:36,635 --> 00:38:38,134 Are you insured? 440 00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:42,259 I will dance with you if you promise, no twirling. 441 00:38:42,434 --> 00:38:44,234 Right, I promise. I'll go slow. 442 00:39:07,131 --> 00:39:11,130 - I was wondering, uh... if I could get your phone... - What? 443 00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:18,129 I was wondering if I could... I could, uh... 444 00:39:18,629 --> 00:39:24,129 I could always tell in high school, um, that you were gonna land on your feet. 445 00:39:28,228 --> 00:39:30,228 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could get your attention please. 446 00:39:34,627 --> 00:39:38,726 First of all I want to say thank you to everybody for chillin with me... 447 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,451 ...on my very last labor day party. 448 00:39:44,626 --> 00:39:47,025 You know nothings changed it seems like since we graduated. 449 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:49,550 Trevor, talking to you. What's up with that fucking ear ring, dude? 450 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:54,125 We are changing, and we're moving on. 451 00:39:54,625 --> 00:40:01,324 We're going our separate ways. And some of us are going our separate ways... together. 452 00:40:01,349 --> 00:40:02,623 You all know Wendy. 453 00:40:02,624 --> 00:40:06,023 - Wendy Franklin here. Honey get on up here. - What are you doing? 454 00:40:06,123 --> 00:40:07,623 What is he doing? 455 00:40:12,622 --> 00:40:16,022 I think that she is... one hell of a chick. 456 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:21,621 Because she turned a lump of coal like me into a diamond. 457 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,621 From all the pressure she put me under. Oh! 458 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:32,120 Oh, wait. There's something I got here. 459 00:40:33,619 --> 00:40:37,119 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! 460 00:40:37,619 --> 00:40:41,618 Wendy, will you marry me? 461 00:40:47,618 --> 00:40:51,117 - No! - Hell yeah! 462 00:40:54,617 --> 00:40:56,616 Yes, yes I will. 463 00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:24,613 Oh man, come on! 464 00:41:55,609 --> 00:41:57,109 - Hey. - Hey! 465 00:41:57,608 --> 00:41:59,308 Look, I know everyone's making fun of you. 466 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:02,533 But I just want to say I really loved what you did out there tonight. 467 00:42:02,608 --> 00:42:10,107 - Who's making fun of me? - Your dance was cool. It was like anti-dancing. 468 00:42:12,606 --> 00:42:15,606 It was like a big screw you to all them conformist assholes. 469 00:42:15,631 --> 00:42:16,831 I'm glad you liked it. 470 00:42:17,606 --> 00:42:20,906 You didn't give a shit about any of their shit, you know. 471 00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:23,605 Did you want to get naked? 472 00:42:24,605 --> 00:42:30,604 Wow, that was fast. For me I get naked all the time. 473 00:42:34,604 --> 00:42:36,603 Come find me later. 474 00:42:48,602 --> 00:42:50,602 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 475 00:42:52,601 --> 00:42:54,801 - I don't wanna say this, but I really feel... - Then don't! 476 00:42:55,101 --> 00:42:56,601 Don't marry him. 477 00:42:56,601 --> 00:42:59,100 - Oh, christ. - The two of you... 478 00:42:59,101 --> 00:43:02,600 It's like you don't fit. I don't think he can make you happy. 479 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,800 Well I already am happy, so your wrong so leave me alone. 480 00:43:05,825 --> 00:43:07,698 Then why don't you open that envelope from Cambridge? 481 00:43:07,699 --> 00:43:11,199 - Because I hate rejection. - Come on. You know you got in! 482 00:43:11,224 --> 00:43:13,724 And you now he doesn't want you to go. He's already holding you back. 483 00:43:13,899 --> 00:43:16,298 Kyle would support any decision that I wanted to make as long as I was happy. 484 00:43:16,323 --> 00:43:18,123 Ok then, why didn't you tell him you applied? 485 00:43:18,498 --> 00:43:21,498 I mean he's gonna be your husband, right? Aren't you supposed to be honest with him? 486 00:43:21,597 --> 00:43:25,497 Oh you're lecturing me about honesty, Mister "Goldman Sachs"? 487 00:43:25,597 --> 00:43:27,597 The only reason you're saying all this stuff is because you're jealous. 488 00:43:27,797 --> 00:43:30,496 - You're jealous that I have a life and you don't! - You're not gonna have a life. 489 00:43:30,521 --> 00:43:32,521 You're just supporting Kyle's life. 490 00:43:32,596 --> 00:43:34,996 That's why you said yes, right? So it would all be wrapped up in a little bow. 491 00:43:35,021 --> 00:43:36,521 Wendy, marriage is a big life decision. 492 00:43:36,595 --> 00:43:39,795 Oh, big life decisions? At least I'm making some asshole. 493 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:41,520 You're so scared, you can't choose anything. 494 00:43:41,595 --> 00:43:45,394 Not a girl, not a job... anything. And you're just gonna sit there in your little... 495 00:43:45,419 --> 00:43:47,519 ...smarty pants fantasy bubble, dreaming about... 496 00:43:47,594 --> 00:43:50,294 Tori Frederking when you know that she's unobtainable. 497 00:43:50,319 --> 00:43:51,519 That's not true. 498 00:43:51,594 --> 00:43:55,393 You can't get her and you know it. So there's really no risk at all, is there? 499 00:43:55,418 --> 00:43:56,918 It's bullshit, Matt and you know it! 500 00:43:59,592 --> 00:44:04,092 I was wrong. You're gonna look great in an apron. 501 00:44:26,589 --> 00:44:28,889 So you know how I've always been into fashion. 502 00:44:28,890 --> 00:44:31,488 Well I am in a van to New York. 503 00:44:31,588 --> 00:44:35,088 - Doesn't that so blow your mind? - Totally. 504 00:44:35,588 --> 00:44:39,087 Let's go to the Drexel party. Why are we still hanging out with the Sachs? 505 00:44:39,587 --> 00:44:43,287 Some of us weren't offered full time positions. I have some serious networking to do. 506 00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:47,186 This is so totally not me, ok. I totally think we can work something out. 507 00:44:47,211 --> 00:44:48,911 Just for tonight. 508 00:44:50,586 --> 00:44:51,586 - Shelly! - Yeah? 509 00:44:51,686 --> 00:44:53,385 I gotta go. 510 00:44:53,585 --> 00:44:56,085 I totally don't know what I'm talking about. 511 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:16,082 Is that your car? 512 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,582 This is the so cherry. 513 00:45:20,582 --> 00:45:23,481 - You make enough money for a car like this? - Well, yeah... 514 00:45:24,081 --> 00:45:33,080 - Nobody stopped me when I drove it off the lot. - Matt! Matt! Matt! 515 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:40,079 This is Barry... the dancer. 516 00:45:40,579 --> 00:45:45,079 So are you guys going to that party in Beverly Hills? 517 00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:49,078 Uh, yeah, we're thinking about it. You? 518 00:45:49,578 --> 00:45:55,077 - Well yeah! - Where is that party again? 519 00:45:55,577 --> 00:45:59,077 Well you know what. I know the way so I should just, ride with you. 520 00:45:59,078 --> 00:46:02,076 - What? - Oh my god, you slut. 521 00:46:04,576 --> 00:46:07,576 - Oh my god, you slut. - Look, you gotta ride with her friends. 522 00:46:07,576 --> 00:46:13,075 - Really? Ok. - Are you smoking now? 523 00:46:13,575 --> 00:46:17,374 When it rains it pours. Am I right, brother? 524 00:46:18,574 --> 00:46:25,073 Come on, punch it up. Punch. And squeeze real tight. And then the finger comes up. Bam! 525 00:46:25,573 --> 00:46:27,073 - And then you go like this. - Hey, get off me. 526 00:46:30,573 --> 00:46:36,072 - Hey, I guess I'm riding with you guys. - Uh, I don't know. 527 00:46:37,172 --> 00:46:39,572 I have cocaine on me. 528 00:46:40,571 --> 00:46:43,071 - Can I ride in the back with you Barry? - Yeah. 529 00:46:45,571 --> 00:46:50,370 Well this will be fun. It will be all bankers at this party, so we will know a ton of people. 530 00:46:50,395 --> 00:46:53,395 Oh, great. 531 00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:28,265 - It's a great night for this, huh? - Yeah. 532 00:47:32,565 --> 00:47:36,064 So this party is at my boss, Pete Bering's house. 533 00:47:36,564 --> 00:47:38,863 Unfortunately he's a bit of a perve. 534 00:47:39,088 --> 00:47:43,288 Swear to god the only reason I got offered a full time position at Drexel... 535 00:47:43,313 --> 00:47:44,513 ...is cause he wants to see my boobs. 536 00:47:44,563 --> 00:47:47,463 - Really? - Uh huh. 537 00:47:47,563 --> 00:47:50,762 - What about your friends boobs? - Well, he's already seen them. 538 00:47:50,762 --> 00:47:52,062 - Really? Wow! - Uh, huh. 539 00:47:52,562 --> 00:47:57,061 You see that's the problem. Boob power recedes once revealed. 540 00:47:57,561 --> 00:48:01,560 He hasn't and won't see mine, so I retain the boob power. 541 00:48:01,585 --> 00:48:02,785 Eye contact, Matt. 542 00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:08,560 You know we always know when you guys look. 543 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:12,359 - Not always. - No, we do, it's true! 544 00:48:12,384 --> 00:48:16,984 - Go ahead, give it a shot. I'll look away. - Okay. 545 00:48:19,558 --> 00:48:22,058 - Now. - Wow! That, whoa! 546 00:48:22,558 --> 00:48:25,058 - That was good. - Pretty good? 547 00:48:26,558 --> 00:48:29,057 - Now. - Wow, that's crazy. 548 00:48:29,557 --> 00:48:32,457 I don't know. I think maybe you're just getting lucky. 549 00:48:32,557 --> 00:48:36,056 - Oh really? Try it again, big shot. - Okay. 550 00:48:37,056 --> 00:48:39,755 - Now. - Wow, that is a gift! 551 00:48:39,855 --> 00:48:44,155 That's unbelievable. Best of seven? 552 00:49:09,552 --> 00:49:11,552 Holy shit, did you see that car? 553 00:49:40,548 --> 00:49:42,548 How are you guys? 554 00:49:48,547 --> 00:49:52,546 - It'll cause the stock to rally. - But I'm worried about them sustaining these margins. 555 00:49:52,546 --> 00:49:55,046 - The rumors about this Russian oil field. - It's going to happen because it's got momentum. 556 00:49:55,546 --> 00:49:59,045 But you can't put momentum on a balance sheet. I mean, their numbers are embarrassing. 557 00:49:59,045 --> 00:50:03,245 That's irrelevant. We'll float some junk and then they can buy a company with a balance sheet... 558 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:05,044 ...that's not absolute shit. 559 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:08,844 Walter, your not drinking. I warned you about that. Excuse me. 560 00:50:09,044 --> 00:50:10,544 - Hello Tori. - Hey Mr. Bering. 561 00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:16,243 Hey, it's Pete. Please. I was really hoping you'd come. Walk with me. Excuse me. 562 00:50:16,543 --> 00:50:19,443 - I think Beth's here. - Didn't notice. 563 00:50:19,543 --> 00:50:26,042 Listen Tori. I was hoping to get your opinion on the actualities of that Baltic Sterling nonsense. 564 00:50:27,542 --> 00:50:33,541 Would you mind coming upstairs. Take a look at that report. Decode it for me. 565 00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:37,640 It's Pete, right? Pete Bering. Matt Franklin. Good to see you again. 566 00:50:39,940 --> 00:50:42,340 - I'm sorry, have we met? - Have we met? 567 00:50:50,539 --> 00:50:55,038 - Matt's over at Goldman Sachs. - Guilty, as charged. 568 00:50:55,538 --> 00:50:58,337 So, Matt. Who do you work under over there? 569 00:50:58,362 --> 00:50:59,562 Oh, well... I'm not at liberty to say. 570 00:51:00,537 --> 00:51:04,037 - Why not? - We pride ourselves on being a discreet firm. 571 00:51:04,537 --> 00:51:07,037 Our policy is don't discuss business. 572 00:51:07,536 --> 00:51:09,736 Really. Matt doesn't seem like a Goldman Sachs man to me, Tori. 573 00:51:09,761 --> 00:51:12,761 Most of those blowhards can't shut up about work. 574 00:51:14,536 --> 00:51:17,235 Seriously, Matt, tell me the department, let me do the math. 575 00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:18,460 I know a lot of people over there. 579 00:51:19,001000 --> 00:51:25,499 - What department? - Yeah Matt. What... do... you... do? 576 00:51:28,534 --> 00:51:30,033 Excuse me. 577 00:51:30,533 --> 00:51:34,033 Do you guys know Yen? I mean... 578 00:51:35,533 --> 00:51:43,531 Say a Yen gets uh transferred from Mr. Nariyada's bank, in Tokyo... 579 00:51:43,556 --> 00:51:46,956 ...on a Monday and it lands in Rome. 580 00:51:48,131 --> 00:51:54,530 So what's .467 * 32? 149.5 Lira, right? 581 00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:57,329 Wam, Mr. Roma takes that, flips it over to Mr. Queen Elizabeth... 582 00:51:57,354 --> 00:52:03,354 ...so what's 149.5 divided by 22.3? Six pounds, British Sterling and 78 pence, right? 583 00:52:03,529 --> 00:52:07,128 Wam! He takes it, flips it over to Mr. USA today before opening bell... 584 00:52:07,153 --> 00:52:11,653 So what's 6.78 divided by 1.68? It's 3.99 big bad dream bags. 585 00:52:11,678 --> 00:52:14,178 And guess who Mr. Yankee Doodle Dandy wires it to over the international date line... 586 00:52:14,203 --> 00:52:16,303 Mr. Nariyada. How much is that Yen worth now? 587 00:52:16,528 --> 00:52:20,428 1.012! 1.2 percent more in one day. 1.2 percent times 365 days... 588 00:52:20,453 --> 00:52:24,553 ...and I'll do the math. That's a lot of fuckin blow fish. 589 00:52:24,578 --> 00:52:27,278 So that's what I do, Pete. 590 00:52:28,403 --> 00:52:31,403 Currencies, Franklin? 591 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:36,325 - Yeah Carlos. - You two in the same division? 592 00:52:36,525 --> 00:52:39,324 Franklin? Matt? 593 00:52:43,524 --> 00:52:47,923 I'm just fucking with you. Matt's a star man. It's like having rain man on the floor. 594 00:52:47,948 --> 00:52:49,948 Except you can touch him and shit. 595 00:52:50,523 --> 00:52:53,023 In fact, he just got promoted. 596 00:52:53,523 --> 00:52:57,022 That's right. I didn't want to say anything. Guy above me got fired. 597 00:52:57,522 --> 00:53:00,522 Some girl asked him for a raise and he asked for a hand job. 598 00:53:01,522 --> 00:53:04,021 I guess he's the one that got the raise, huh. 599 00:53:04,721 --> 00:53:06,821 Sounds like my kind of guy. 600 00:53:08,021 --> 00:53:12,320 - She took him for about 8 Mil. - Oh. 601 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,020 Supreme Court takes sexual harassment very, very seriously these days. 602 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,519 It's about time, huh? 603 00:53:19,519 --> 00:53:24,019 Yes, yes, it is about time. 604 00:53:24,519 --> 00:53:28,518 Well. Great meeting you, Matt. I have to go make the rounds. 605 00:53:29,518 --> 00:53:32,018 You guys have fun. 606 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:35,017 Holy shit, that was amazing. 607 00:54:03,513 --> 00:54:05,813 Stay cool. Sexy redhead. 608 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:15,012 - Trish Anderson. - Barry Nathan. 609 00:54:16,512 --> 00:54:23,412 - Is it snowing? - I think it's like 65 degrees outside. 610 00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:27,510 - No I mean are you holding? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 611 00:54:29,610 --> 00:54:33,509 - You want to have fun little? - Yes I do! 612 00:54:33,509 --> 00:54:38,509 - Come with me. - Really? Oh my god. 613 00:54:43,508 --> 00:54:45,508 Oh my god. 614 00:54:46,508 --> 00:54:48,008 Oops, I did yours. 615 00:54:51,507 --> 00:54:55,507 - Jesus christ, man. - Oh, it's my friend Frances. It's ok though. Isn't it? 616 00:54:58,506 --> 00:55:00,506 Ok, come on in man. 617 00:55:01,506 --> 00:55:03,306 You want any, future man? 618 00:55:03,706 --> 00:55:06,605 Come a little closer, Barry Nathan. 619 00:55:15,504 --> 00:55:17,004 Beverly Hills. 620 00:55:29,502 --> 00:55:36,401 Hey Frances, um... do me a favor. Just take yours to go. Ok pal? Just go! 621 00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:38,501 - Get the hell outta here. - He doesn't want any of that. 622 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:40,501 He doesn't? 623 00:55:41,501 --> 00:55:45,500 - What the hell does Frances want? - He wants to watch. 624 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,799 - I don't... - He won't bother us. Just let him watch. 625 00:55:53,499 --> 00:55:56,099 - Ok, um... who is this Frances person? - It's non-negotiable! 626 00:56:07,497 --> 00:56:09,497 I'm going to try this. 627 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:15,996 What do you think this house cost him? 628 00:56:16,496 --> 00:56:20,495 - Drug habit. Kids in therapy. -? The view. 629 00:56:22,495 --> 00:56:24,995 But you like it, right? 630 00:56:25,495 --> 00:56:31,294 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Drexel's great. It's a real opportunity for me. 631 00:56:31,494 --> 00:56:36,993 I'll get stock options, great benefits. You know it's really a wonderful... 632 00:56:38,493 --> 00:56:40,493 What? 633 00:56:41,493 --> 00:56:43,492 I hate it! 634 00:56:45,492 --> 00:56:47,992 I hate my job! 635 00:56:49,492 --> 00:56:55,691 Wow, I've never said that out loud before. But I do, I hate it. I do! 636 00:56:56,491 --> 00:56:58,291 I hate all of this. 637 00:56:58,490 --> 00:56:58,990 - Really? - Hate it! 638 00:56:59,490 --> 00:57:00,990 - Gotcha. - Crazy right? 639 00:57:01,490 --> 00:57:03,990 I just keep thinking, do I really want to do this? 640 00:57:04,490 --> 00:57:07,989 - Is this what I want to do with my life? - Is it? 641 00:57:08,489 --> 00:57:13,489 I do not know, that's the thing. I'm so confused and I really, really don't know. 642 00:57:14,488 --> 00:57:20,288 I'm sorry this must sound ridiculous to you. You're obviously very smart at your job. 643 00:57:20,488 --> 00:57:21,987 No, no, Tori. Whoa! 644 00:57:22,487 --> 00:57:25,887 Are you kidding me? I got this thing that I know I'm good at. 645 00:57:25,912 --> 00:57:27,112 And everyone in my life... 646 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:31,986 ...expects me to turn it into a career. 647 00:57:32,486 --> 00:57:33,986 I can't stand it. 648 00:57:34,486 --> 00:57:38,485 - I know. I feel the exact same way every day. - And then there's no turning back! 649 00:57:38,485 --> 00:57:42,385 - It's gonna be like uh, family and mortgage. - I know! 650 00:57:42,385 --> 00:57:43,484 - There's no way to quit. - Yes! 651 00:57:43,509 --> 00:57:44,709 - It's a trap! - It's a trap! 652 00:57:50,484 --> 00:57:52,983 God, that sounds so messed up. 653 00:57:56,483 --> 00:57:58,983 Have you ever played the penis game? 654 00:58:00,482 --> 00:58:03,982 I'm not prepared to reveal that information, thank you. 655 00:58:04,482 --> 00:58:07,981 No, it's a real game. I say the word "penis" like really quiet... 656 00:58:08,481 --> 00:58:12,481 And then you say it just a little bit louder. Then I say it a little bit louder than that... 657 00:58:12,506 --> 00:58:13,706 And the first to stop saying it, loses. 658 00:58:14,481 --> 00:58:15,980 Are you ready? Is easy. Penis 659 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,980 I don't know... 660 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:22,979 Tori trust me. There is nothing more fun than a job you don't give a shit about losing. 661 00:58:24,479 --> 00:58:25,979 Penis. 662 00:58:26,479 --> 00:58:28,979 - Penis. - Penis. 663 00:58:29,004 --> 00:58:31,004 - Penis! - Penis! 664 00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,529 - Penis! - Penis! 665 00:58:32,879 --> 00:58:34,879 - PENIS! - PENIS! 666 00:58:38,477 --> 00:58:40,477 Let's call it a tie. 667 00:58:43,477 --> 00:58:46,976 - Chris, christ, you're out of control, lady. - Yeah, fuck you too! 668 00:58:47,476 --> 00:58:49,276 - What? Sorry. - Don't apologize to me. 669 00:58:49,301 --> 00:58:50,475 What do you think I am, a child? 670 00:58:50,476 --> 00:58:53,475 - Fuck you then. - Yeah, that's better. 671 00:58:55,475 --> 00:58:58,175 I'm gonna swallow you whole... son. 672 00:58:58,475 --> 00:59:01,474 If you don't mind, that would be fantastic. 673 00:59:02,474 --> 00:59:09,173 I mean, um... suck my dick... bitch? 674 00:59:09,473 --> 00:59:11,973 Yeah. That's it! 675 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:21,472 I'm gonna hit it with you, Barry Nathan. 676 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,971 Wait a minute! 677 00:59:32,470 --> 00:59:35,370 - Hey, what the hell is he doing? - Oh he's getting a better angle. 678 00:59:35,470 --> 00:59:37,970 - Ok, he can't come near me! - How close? 679 00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:40,469 - I don't want him touching me at all. -? 680 00:59:43,469 --> 00:59:45,469 - Let me outta here! - What, you don't like this? 681 00:59:45,469 --> 00:59:46,968 Shit no! 682 00:59:49,468 --> 00:59:52,368 - You crazy bitch. - Yeah c'mon. Shout at me Barry! 683 00:59:52,468 --> 00:59:56,467 I'll kill you! 684 01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:06,865 People... freaky shit! I didn't go to college, ok! 685 01:00:06,890 --> 01:00:12,190 You people crossed the line here today! This is entrapment! No thank you! 686 01:00:16,465 --> 01:00:18,964 God it's like, who lives in this neighborhood, right? 687 01:00:19,464 --> 01:00:21,464 Actually, hang on a sec. 688 01:00:25,463 --> 01:00:27,663 How do you feel about a little yard hopping? 689 01:00:28,463 --> 01:00:31,463 - I don't know. - C'mon, let's get out of here. 690 01:00:36,462 --> 01:00:38,462 - Oh my god! - Shah. 691 01:00:40,461 --> 01:00:42,461 I don't think anyone's home. 692 01:00:43,461 --> 01:00:44,961 Really? 693 01:00:45,461 --> 01:00:47,061 Welcome to your new house. 694 01:00:47,461 --> 01:00:51,660 How are you like this? No one else I work with is this much fun. 695 01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,685 I can't believe you're a banker. 696 01:00:55,459 --> 01:00:56,959 Me neither... 697 01:01:00,459 --> 01:01:02,958 - Oh shit. - What? 698 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:04,958 Oh yeah. 699 01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:06,958 - No. - Yeah. 700 01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:10,957 - We're doing this. - I am not getting on that thing. 701 01:01:12,457 --> 01:01:14,357 That was really smooth. 702 01:01:14,457 --> 01:01:16,157 - Come on. - No, I'm not. 703 01:01:16,457 --> 01:01:18,956 - I know you want to. - I'll watch safely from down here. 704 01:01:20,756 --> 01:01:24,756 Tori tonight we're not thinking. We're doing. 705 01:01:37,454 --> 01:01:42,953 This is just coming back to me. Do you remember when we played Truth or Dare? 706 01:01:43,453 --> 01:01:47,453 I think you and I got dared into 7 minutes in heaven. 707 01:01:48,952 --> 01:01:51,952 No doesn't ring a bell. 708 01:01:52,452 --> 01:01:59,451 - But maybe if we play it again... - You want to play "Truth or Dare"? 709 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:04,851 - Truth or Dare? - Ok. Wow, uh, truth. 710 01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:09,950 If I was your high school crush, how come you never asked me out? 711 01:02:12,449 --> 01:02:16,949 - You know... I never had my "in". - Your "in"? 712 01:02:17,449 --> 01:02:22,148 Yeah... you know, the right moment. You know the perfect confluence of events. 713 01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:29,947 No. 714 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:35,846 I've been telling myself that since high school. And it's bullshit. 715 01:02:35,871 --> 01:02:38,871 I had plenty of opportunities to ask you out. 716 01:02:39,446 --> 01:02:42,945 I was afraid. 717 01:02:44,445 --> 01:02:45,945 Truth. 718 01:02:46,445 --> 01:02:51,944 If I had asked you out in high school, would you have said yes? 719 01:02:54,444 --> 01:02:58,943 That's not fair. If I had known then what I know now... 720 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:02,943 Tori... come on. 721 01:03:05,442 --> 01:03:08,942 No. I probably wouldn't have said yes. 722 01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:15,941 Why do you look so relieved? 723 01:03:16,441 --> 01:03:22,940 Because I am! My biggest regret is not having the balls to ask you out in high school. 724 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,440 And now I know it wouldn't have made a difference. 725 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,739 Besides which, if I had and you rejected me, I would have despised you... 726 01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:31,264 ...and I wouldn't be sitting here with you right now, having... 727 01:03:33,439 --> 01:03:35,938 ...having the best night of my entire life. 728 01:03:43,437 --> 01:03:44,937 Dare! 729 01:03:45,437 --> 01:03:53,936 Come over here and bring your lips as close to mine as possible, without touching. 730 01:03:56,436 --> 01:03:58,935 Truth. Are you messing with me right now? 731 01:04:01,435 --> 01:04:03,935 Dare. Come and find out! 732 01:04:16,433 --> 01:04:17,933 Come on... 733 01:04:19,433 --> 01:04:22,432 - Is that good? - No. Not good. Come closer. 734 01:04:31,431 --> 01:04:33,931 What's that sound? 735 01:04:34,431 --> 01:04:41,930 I think that's my heart... beating like really fast. 736 01:04:43,430 --> 01:04:45,929 Dare me to make it go faster. 737 01:04:48,429 --> 01:04:50,929 I double dare you. 738 01:05:15,425 --> 01:05:19,925 Oh, yeah hey look, no you know what. No pressure, ok? 739 01:05:20,425 --> 01:05:22,425 Tonight no thinking, just doing. 740 01:05:43,422 --> 01:05:45,421 - Now. - Now. 741 01:05:55,420 --> 01:06:00,320 - What's going on, Wendy? - Please just sit for a second, I just wanna talk. 742 01:06:01,419 --> 01:06:07,119 Well, this is a big step. But I think it's the right thing. 743 01:06:07,419 --> 01:06:08,619 Hell yes! 744 01:06:08,818 --> 01:06:13,318 It doesn't exactly take a rocket surgeon to figure that out. 745 01:06:14,418 --> 01:06:16,617 Kyle, I have to tell you something. 746 01:06:16,617 --> 01:06:21,917 - Please tell me you missed your period. - No, no. 747 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:26,116 - I applied to grad school. - Oh. 748 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:31,615 Wow, grad school. Wow... where? 749 01:06:32,415 --> 01:06:34,915 - Cambridge. - Is that in the valley? 750 01:06:35,415 --> 01:06:37,415 England... 751 01:06:39,414 --> 01:06:40,914 You want to go to England? 752 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:46,913 Well, I don't know, I just thought we could talk about it. 753 01:06:47,413 --> 01:06:52,113 - What about the condo? - Well, we could always rent it out. 754 01:06:52,413 --> 01:06:56,212 We've got six franchises opening in Encino alone next year. 755 01:06:56,612 --> 01:06:59,912 Honey my dad is gonna be fucking pissed. 756 01:07:00,412 --> 01:07:02,411 Oh, god damn it. I thought this was gonna be a special night. 757 01:07:02,411 --> 01:07:03,911 - It is! - Guess I was wrong. 758 01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:06,910 - No it is. - No your kinda questioning the whole thing. 759 01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:09,235 What you just want to call the whole thing off, is that it? 760 01:07:09,260 --> 01:07:11,260 - I don't even know if I got in yet, Kyle. - Oh! 761 01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:15,910 I've been too scared to open it, so why don't you do it for me! 762 01:07:17,335 --> 01:07:21,035 Sure. Oh really? 763 01:07:25,408 --> 01:07:29,908 "Dear Ms. Franklin, thank your for your interest in Cambridge University. 764 01:07:30,408 --> 01:07:33,907 We regret to inf..." 765 01:07:38,407 --> 01:07:44,906 "We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted into our graduate program" 766 01:07:45,406 --> 01:07:47,406 God damn it! 767 01:07:51,405 --> 01:07:56,904 Hey, wait, c'mon. Let's not let some fancy pants school in England ruin our night. 768 01:07:57,404 --> 01:08:04,003 Honey, you can still do your writing thing and now you get to do it right here, next to me, ok. 769 01:08:05,403 --> 01:08:07,403 What can I do to make you feel better? 770 01:08:09,403 --> 01:08:13,702 How about some bathroom sex. Will that do it? 771 01:08:17,402 --> 01:08:19,901 How many times have you done that? 772 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:23,401 You know... 3... 773 01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:27,601 ...and a half... times. 774 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,400 Oh god. 775 01:08:31,425 --> 01:08:34,725 See that is what I really like about you, Matt. 776 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:36,899 You're honest. 777 01:08:42,398 --> 01:08:45,898 Tori, there's something that I gotta tell you. 778 01:08:47,398 --> 01:08:49,397 You have a girlfriend right? 779 01:08:49,397 --> 01:08:53,397 No, it's um... 780 01:08:55,397 --> 01:08:56,896 It's kinda the opposite... 781 01:08:57,396 --> 01:08:59,396 - You have a boyfriend? - No. 782 01:09:01,396 --> 01:09:04,895 Remember when I bumped into you this morning at the video store? 783 01:09:07,395 --> 01:09:11,894 Actually I don't work at Goldman Sachs. I work at that video store. 784 01:09:14,394 --> 01:09:17,894 - What? - Seriously, I work at Suncoast Video. 785 01:09:18,394 --> 01:09:19,893 Shut up... 786 01:09:22,393 --> 01:09:25,893 No, seriously, I work at Suncoast Video. 787 01:09:33,392 --> 01:09:36,691 - You lied to me? - No, I mean I know it was stupid. 788 01:09:36,891 --> 01:09:40,891 But I only did it because I thought if you knew that my life was such a dead end... 789 01:09:40,891 --> 01:09:42,990 - I wouldn't sleep with you. - No. 790 01:09:42,990 --> 01:09:45,890 Oh my god. I am so stupid. 791 01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:50,389 I actually thought that maybe you wanted to get to know me. 792 01:09:50,414 --> 01:09:51,388 I do! 793 01:09:51,389 --> 01:09:55,989 You know what. Congratulations Matt, you slept with your high school crush. 794 01:09:56,014 --> 01:09:57,214 Mission accomplished! 795 01:09:57,389 --> 01:09:58,888 No, Tori. 796 01:10:00,388 --> 01:10:03,188 Tori! 797 01:10:04,713 --> 01:10:07,413 Ah... Fuck! 798 01:10:11,887 --> 01:10:13,986 Where the hell have you been man? 799 01:10:14,886 --> 01:10:18,286 - You will not believe what the hell just happened. - Barry, I gotta get out of here. 800 01:10:18,386 --> 01:10:20,685 Big ditto on that. These people are? 801 01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:23,385 Come on. 802 01:10:26,385 --> 01:10:28,384 Shit. 803 01:10:33,384 --> 01:10:35,883 Barry, Barry. 804 01:10:36,383 --> 01:10:38,883 - Yeah. - I slept with Tori Frederking. 805 01:10:44,382 --> 01:10:46,882 Are you shitting me? 806 01:10:55,381 --> 01:11:03,380 Los Angeles, Matt Franklin had sex with Tori Frederking, tonight. 807 01:11:13,379 --> 01:11:14,878 What a night! 808 01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:17,803 Then I told her I worked at Suncoast. 809 01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:20,377 And then you told her what? 810 01:11:20,878 --> 01:11:23,177 I told her I work at Suncoast. 811 01:11:23,177 --> 01:11:27,177 - Why are you like this? - It wasn't fair. I had to be honest with her. 812 01:11:27,177 --> 01:11:29,177 What are you, stupid? 813 01:11:29,376 --> 01:11:36,875 How do you fuck this up, man? Why can't you give yourself one night of enjoyment? 814 01:11:38,375 --> 01:11:40,375 Put a little relish on your hotdog. 815 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:44,874 Here... 816 01:11:45,374 --> 01:11:49,373 - I want you to do this. - No. 817 01:11:49,374 --> 01:11:51,374 - Matthew... - I don't do drugs. 818 01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:53,973 - You don't do anything. - I just had sex with Tori Frederking. 819 01:11:54,073 --> 01:11:58,273 Yeah, well, I guess that's not gonna work out for you now, is it? 820 01:11:58,373 --> 01:11:59,872 You fucked it up! 821 01:12:00,372 --> 01:12:01,872 Sorry pal. 822 01:12:04,372 --> 01:12:07,871 - Alright, take the wheel. - Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. 823 01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:15,270 - You got it? - Barry! 824 01:12:15,370 --> 01:12:17,870 - Yeah. - Holy shit! 825 01:12:19,370 --> 01:12:20,870 Holy shit! 826 01:12:32,368 --> 01:12:34,668 We only lost a little bit. 827 01:12:59,365 --> 01:13:05,764 We start splashing around and fooling around and the next thing you know, this flotation ring... 828 01:13:05,789 --> 01:13:06,989 ...hits me in the head. 829 01:13:07,364 --> 01:13:11,863 - And I look up and... - It's his grandma. 830 01:13:12,363 --> 01:13:14,863 Yeah. My crazy grandmother. 831 01:13:15,363 --> 01:13:20,662 And she says to me "I can't tell if you're fucking or drowning..." 832 01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:22,787 ...but neither one is letting me get any sleep. 833 01:13:25,361 --> 01:13:28,861 - Could be worse. - No it couldn't, Barry. 834 01:13:29,361 --> 01:13:31,860 It couldn't be any worse. 835 01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:35,860 Put your hands in the air. 836 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:41,859 I was wrong. Now it couldn't be any worse. 837 01:13:42,359 --> 01:13:45,359 - Matthew? - Wow, wrong again. 838 01:13:46,359 --> 01:13:47,858 Oh my god, oh my god. 839 01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:48,858 Calling for a backup request, over. 840 01:13:50,358 --> 01:13:52,158 Are you two okay? 841 01:13:52,358 --> 01:13:53,858 - Yeah. - Yeah dad. 842 01:13:54,357 --> 01:13:58,857 - What's that all over your face, Barry? - Cocaine. 843 01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:02,856 Dad, we're fine. Thank god you're on duty tonight. 844 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,856 Yeah. 845 01:14:05,356 --> 01:14:07,356 Let's get outta the car. 846 01:14:09,356 --> 01:14:11,355 Take it easy. Alright. 847 01:14:11,355 --> 01:14:12,355 - Get down on the ground! - What? 848 01:14:12,855 --> 01:14:14,855 - Get down on the god damn ground! - Oh my god. 849 01:14:16,855 --> 01:14:17,854 Oh no! 850 01:14:18,354 --> 01:14:20,854 Why'd you steal a car? Why'd you steal it? 851 01:14:20,854 --> 01:14:25,553 He had nothing to do with it, it was all me. He was there, yeah... 852 01:14:25,578 --> 01:14:27,278 ...but he chickened out at the end. He went back to the car. 853 01:14:27,353 --> 01:14:30,353 - You did nothing!? - I drove the stolen car, that's it. 854 01:14:30,853 --> 01:14:34,852 I stole the car. And then the cocaine was in the car. 855 01:14:35,852 --> 01:14:39,352 - You didn't buy the coke? - No, no, no. 856 01:14:39,352 --> 01:14:43,350 - And you didn't have any? - No I swear to god, dad. 857 01:14:43,351 --> 01:14:48,350 Please Mr. Franklin. Don't send me to jail. 858 01:14:50,350 --> 01:14:53,350 Yeah this car is in pretty rough shape. What's the sticker price on this, Barry? 859 01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:55,849 Fifty three thousand. 860 01:14:56,349 --> 01:15:00,249 Fifty eight thousand with the full chrome and leather package. 861 01:15:00,349 --> 01:15:05,948 Yeah, after you serve your jail time, I figure you'll be on probation... 862 01:15:05,973 --> 01:15:09,973 ...working this off for at least one to two years. 863 01:15:10,348 --> 01:15:11,847 Dad, the car's not that damaged. 864 01:15:12,347 --> 01:15:13,847 - Holy shit! - Maybe three! 865 01:15:14,347 --> 01:15:17,347 - Four years. - Jesus christ, dad. 866 01:15:18,346 --> 01:15:20,346 Maybe five. 867 01:15:20,346 --> 01:15:22,445 Depending on what kind of job you get. 868 01:15:22,470 --> 01:15:26,270 Of course with your education, you should be able to earn a decent salary. 869 01:15:26,345 --> 01:15:31,345 - I swear to God I'll get an engineering job, dad! - But you don't want an engineering job, Matthew. 870 01:15:31,345 --> 01:15:35,146 - I'll do whatever you want me to do. - But what do you want? 871 01:15:35,344 --> 01:15:36,844 I don't know. 872 01:15:37,344 --> 01:15:41,144 No, Dad I'm sorry. I'm just messed up, ok? 873 01:15:41,343 --> 01:15:45,043 I don't know what I wanna do and I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure! 874 01:15:48,343 --> 01:15:53,242 You haven't really failed, son. Because you haven't really tried to succeed. 875 01:15:53,342 --> 01:15:56,242 So don't credit yourself as a failure. 876 01:15:56,341 --> 01:15:58,341 You're worse than that! 877 01:16:04,442 --> 01:16:07,442 I just can't figure it out, dad. 878 01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:10,667 Don't cry like that in jail, son. 879 01:16:13,192 --> 01:16:16,492 I don't wanna go. 880 01:16:19,338 --> 01:16:25,738 You boys will spend at least 7 days in LA county jail before they arraign you. 881 01:16:26,637 --> 01:16:30,237 - You'll be there with child molesters. - Please don't. 882 01:16:30,337 --> 01:16:35,037 But don't worry. We'll make sure the guards know you're a cops kid. 883 01:16:38,336 --> 01:16:41,935 Hey Bill, I can't keep this up. Look at Matt's face. 884 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,960 He's about? 885 01:16:46,335 --> 01:16:51,834 - Ok boys. This is your one and only Mulligan. - What? 886 01:16:52,334 --> 01:16:55,834 - You're free to go. - Oh my god, thank you. 887 01:16:57,334 --> 01:17:04,033 - You guys don't have to turn us in? - Relax, Matt. We're LAPD. 888 01:17:04,333 --> 01:17:07,332 But don't do it again, Barry! I mean it. No more coke! 889 01:17:07,332 --> 01:17:12,332 Oh are you kidding me! Never, never. Are you crazy! 890 01:17:12,831 --> 01:17:16,831 - This was like the craziest night. - Wipe that coke off your face. 891 01:17:18,331 --> 01:17:24,330 I can't... someone... Mr. Johnson!? 892 01:17:31,329 --> 01:17:33,829 Thank you Mr. Franklin. 893 01:17:34,329 --> 01:17:37,328 Matt, take a shot at something. 894 01:17:37,328 --> 01:17:40,828 Don't think about it too much. Just take the shot. 895 01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,828 I don't even know where to aim. 896 01:17:43,327 --> 01:17:47,827 Anywhere... everywhere... just take wild shots. 897 01:17:48,327 --> 01:17:51,427 Hell, it's something just to hear the gun go off. 898 01:17:55,226 --> 01:17:57,226 Thanks, dad. 899 01:18:05,525 --> 01:18:08,024 That was very scary! 900 01:18:09,324 --> 01:18:11,824 My brain feels like snot. 901 01:18:12,324 --> 01:18:15,823 I think she might have left the car back at Kyles. 902 01:18:19,323 --> 01:18:21,323 Matt come on. 903 01:18:26,322 --> 01:18:28,322 Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! 904 01:18:29,571 --> 01:18:34,570 Anybody who thinks Broder will actually ride the ball, place your bets with Bryce... 905 01:18:34,595 --> 01:18:37,595 ...anybody who thinks he won't go through with it, cause he's a total pussy... 906 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:38,820 ...place your bets with Benji. 907 01:18:39,070 --> 01:18:42,070 And it's going to be... choice! 908 01:19:01,567 --> 01:19:05,067 - They're gonna run the world. - How do you know she's still here? 909 01:19:05,567 --> 01:19:07,566 Asshole. 910 01:19:08,566 --> 01:19:10,566 She's here. 911 01:19:21,565 --> 01:19:24,764 - Do I get a helmet? - Yeah, it's down there, by the tampons. 912 01:19:24,789 --> 01:19:25,989 Fucking slam it! 913 01:19:27,264 --> 01:19:30,264 ?? 914 01:19:30,563 --> 01:19:32,563 - Hey. - Hey. 915 01:19:36,563 --> 01:19:40,962 Matt... please, don't be mad. 916 01:19:41,062 --> 01:19:44,362 Wow, Shelly. This really hurts. 917 01:19:50,561 --> 01:19:54,360 No I'm not riding it man. I'm not riding it. 918 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,360 I got fired today. 919 01:20:03,559 --> 01:20:06,059 I think I'm gonna ride the ball. 920 01:20:06,559 --> 01:20:08,959 - Tori! - I'm not interested in anymore of your bullshit.. 921 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:13,158 Look, listen to me. I only lied about one detail about myself. 922 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:16,283 And that's my job. Everything else was real... tonight was... real... 923 01:20:16,557 --> 01:20:18,457 And it was amazing. 924 01:20:18,557 --> 01:20:21,556 But you never would have talked to me for more than 2 minutes, admit it... 925 01:20:21,581 --> 01:20:23,781 ...if you knew I worked for Suncoast Video. 926 01:20:24,556 --> 01:20:27,056 You lied to me all night so I would have sex with you. 927 01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:31,056 So you only had sex with me because you thought I was a banker? 928 01:20:31,555 --> 01:20:34,055 No, I went to a party with you because I thought you were a banker. 929 01:20:34,555 --> 01:20:43,054 But I had sex with you because I thought that you were smart and funny and honest. 930 01:20:43,554 --> 01:20:48,553 I thought you were different from everybody else. But you're not. 931 01:20:48,578 --> 01:20:52,778 You're just like all these other scared little boys. 932 01:20:53,553 --> 01:20:58,152 All right, hey. Who's it gonna be? Who's steppin up to the plate tonight. 933 01:20:58,177 --> 01:21:00,177 Who wants a shot at the title? 934 01:21:01,552 --> 01:21:03,051 I'll do it! 935 01:21:03,551 --> 01:21:08,051 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a contestant. The Mattinator. Franklin! 936 01:21:09,551 --> 01:21:11,050 What are you doing? 937 01:21:11,550 --> 01:21:13,050 I don't know. 938 01:21:15,350 --> 01:21:17,650 Clear the way. Clear the way. 939 01:21:17,849 --> 01:21:21,249 No, Matt. Please don't do this, ok! You don't have to prove anything to these people. 940 01:21:21,549 --> 01:21:25,048 Whoever thinks Matt's not gonna do it, place your bets with Benji. 941 01:21:25,548 --> 01:21:27,048 - And anybody... - Don't. 942 01:21:27,548 --> 01:21:31,348 Listen to me. You don't wanna do this, man. Let me do it for you. 943 01:21:31,548 --> 01:21:35,347 You have a great life ahead of you. I got nothing. Matt, don't do this! 944 01:21:35,547 --> 01:21:37,047 God damn it! 945 01:21:37,547 --> 01:21:40,747 Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Mr Goldman Sachs. 946 01:21:44,546 --> 01:21:46,546 Shut the fuck up and drive! 947 01:21:47,546 --> 01:21:49,545 - Deal! - Matt don't do this! 948 01:21:49,545 --> 01:21:51,445 Why are you doing this? 949 01:21:52,545 --> 01:21:55,545 Please don't do this, Matt. Oh my god. 950 01:21:58,544 --> 01:22:04,043 I'm Matt Franklin. I work at Suncoast Video at the mall... 951 01:22:04,068 --> 01:22:06,568 ...and I still live with my parents! 952 01:22:09,143 --> 01:22:10,643 You suck! 953 01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:16,342 I don't know what I'm doing up here. I'm scared. And you know what... 954 01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:21,641 I have been so afraid of my life, that I have missed my life. 955 01:22:22,541 --> 01:22:25,541 But I'm like all of you. We're all scared! 956 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:28,040 I mean c'mon. Admit it. 957 01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:31,040 We're all trying to be something that we're not. 958 01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:35,039 But tonight, all of that changes. 959 01:22:35,539 --> 01:22:40,939 Tonight, I'm not afraid. Tonight, I got one thing to say to all that bullshit! 960 01:22:43,538 --> 01:22:46,038 Fuck it. 961 01:23:00,763 --> 01:23:01,963 Kyle... Kyle... I'm begging you. 962 01:23:01,988 --> 01:23:03,188 Please don't let him do this. 963 01:23:03,213 --> 01:23:05,613 No, honey. It's actually really safe. 964 01:23:05,638 --> 01:23:08,938 Relax. He's gonna roll down this hill right, you see the bend... 965 01:23:08,963 --> 01:23:11,663 ...it actually goes up hill, right. You know how gravity works, right? 966 01:23:11,688 --> 01:23:14,088 He's just gonna stop. It's gonna be gentle. 967 01:23:14,113 --> 01:23:15,713 And, it's gonna be choice! 968 01:23:15,738 --> 01:23:18,938 Look! Look! I'm telling you, that's my brother and I love him... 969 01:23:18,963 --> 01:23:20,163 ...and I don't want you to do this! 970 01:23:20,188 --> 01:23:23,688 Oh... did I say it was going to be choice? I did, so cool out! 971 01:23:28,413 --> 01:23:32,513 Yeah, let's make some noise for Matt Franklin! 972 01:23:42,938 --> 01:23:44,138 On three! 973 01:23:44,963 --> 01:23:46,163 Three! 974 01:23:57,488 --> 01:23:59,288 Oh shit! Oh Shit! 975 01:24:13,526 --> 01:24:14,826 Shit! 976 01:24:15,026 --> 01:24:16,526 Matt! 977 01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:25,025 A my god. 978 01:24:26,525 --> 01:24:28,025 Holy christ. 979 01:24:37,023 --> 01:24:38,023 Oh shit! 980 01:24:45,522 --> 01:24:47,022 Fuck! 981 01:24:47,522 --> 01:24:49,022 Oh my god! 982 01:24:49,222 --> 01:24:50,722 Fuck me! Fuck me! 983 01:25:15,518 --> 01:25:18,018 Shit. Help! 984 01:25:18,518 --> 01:25:20,018 Fuck! 985 01:25:36,516 --> 01:25:39,015 - Give me your truck! - Honey, the road is not supposed to do that. 986 01:25:39,515 --> 01:25:42,015 - Give me your fucking keys! - Relax. 987 01:25:42,515 --> 01:25:45,014 - Don't fucking touch me. - I did not know the road bends like that. 988 01:25:45,514 --> 01:25:47,014 I'll drive. 989 01:26:27,009 --> 01:26:28,009 Matt! 990 01:26:28,009 --> 01:26:29,509 Matt! 991 01:26:29,509 --> 01:26:32,008 No, no no. 992 01:26:38,507 --> 01:26:40,007 Are you ok? You ok? 993 01:26:40,507 --> 01:26:42,007 Holy Shit! 994 01:26:42,507 --> 01:26:47,006 - You were the? - I rode the fucking ball! 995 01:26:56,505 --> 01:26:58,505 - Oh hello. - Thank god. 996 01:26:58,505 --> 01:27:00,005 Matt! 997 01:27:01,605 --> 01:27:03,004 Take him. 998 01:27:04,504 --> 01:27:07,504 Matt, don't ever do that again, you hear me!? 999 01:27:07,504 --> 01:27:09,503 That's not a problem. 1000 01:27:20,702 --> 01:27:23,202 Can I have your phone number? 1001 01:27:25,501 --> 01:27:29,001 I just want to take you out to dinner. Or like a movie. 1002 01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:32,000 Just hang out with you. 1003 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:35,000 Matt you were a loser in high school. 1004 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:40,499 Now you're just a loser who rode the ball and fucked me! 1005 01:27:44,299 --> 01:27:45,799 Are you happy? 1006 01:27:46,499 --> 01:27:47,998 No. 1007 01:27:48,498 --> 01:27:51,298 I'm so sorry I lied to you. 1008 01:27:52,498 --> 01:27:54,198 I'm so sorry, Tori. 1009 01:27:54,497 --> 01:27:56,997 I'll leave you alone now. 1010 01:27:58,497 --> 01:27:59,997 I promise. 1011 01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:05,996 Matt! 1012 01:28:06,496 --> 01:28:10,995 818 404-7327 1013 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:17,994 And that was pretty impressive. 1014 01:28:29,493 --> 01:28:31,493 Matt. Hey Matt! 1015 01:28:33,992 --> 01:28:36,592 My friend Matt Franklin! 1016 01:28:42,491 --> 01:28:43,991 So it all worked out! 1017 01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:46,591 You were happy when you read that letter tonight. 1018 01:28:46,591 --> 01:28:47,891 - No I was not happy. - Yes. 1019 01:28:47,991 --> 01:28:49,190 - I was not. - Yes you were. 1020 01:28:49,190 --> 01:28:51,290 - I was not happy. - I saw it. I just want you to admit it! 1021 01:28:52,490 --> 01:28:54,290 What? Admit what? 1022 01:28:54,490 --> 01:28:56,489 That I don't want my baby to leave the nest? 1023 01:28:56,489 --> 01:28:57,989 Is that why you're mad at me? 1024 01:28:59,489 --> 01:29:03,289 - I'm canceling the movers, Kyle. - Whoa, what does that mean? 1025 01:29:03,488 --> 01:29:05,988 You know what it means. 1026 01:29:06,488 --> 01:29:08,388 Honey, you said yes tonight. 1027 01:29:08,488 --> 01:29:11,487 - Yeah I know. - Oh shit, Wenders. 1028 01:29:11,487 --> 01:29:14,287 Don't do this to me. 1029 01:29:14,487 --> 01:29:17,987 I'm begging you don't, don't do it. 1030 01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:23,486 I'm doing it! 1031 01:29:36,484 --> 01:29:40,984 You just screwed with my heart. 1032 01:29:48,483 --> 01:29:52,982 You know what? I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with myself now. 1033 01:29:54,482 --> 01:29:57,981 Hell I don't know what to do with myself while I'm thinking about what to do with myself. 1034 01:30:01,481 --> 01:30:03,981 You know, that's what college is for. 1035 01:30:05,980 --> 01:30:10,280 - There's a lot of this. - No, not right now. 1036 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:13,479 And there's also a lot of this... 1037 01:30:24,978 --> 01:30:26,977 You're beginning to make a lot of sense. 1038 01:30:36,476 --> 01:30:40,976 We should... probably say goodbye, before I screw this up again. 1039 01:30:41,476 --> 01:30:44,975 - Ok. - Ok. 1040 01:30:56,474 --> 01:31:01,473 - That was bold! - That's the scariest thing I did all night! 1041 01:31:58,865 --> 01:32:04,265 - Who wants breakfast? - Yeah... yikes!