1 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:09,813 Right! Now, 2 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:14,292 this is Mr Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. 3 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:17,612 Mr Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. 4 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:20,453 - Look at the fucking shell suit, man. - Fucking wanker. 5 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:23,419 - I don't believe it. - Fucking, yeah. 6 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,218 ...the sun shines out of his proverbial. 7 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,098 What you fucking looking at? 8 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:30,650 Less fucking and more attention, please. 9 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,855 Something you might have said to your boyfriend, that, Gina. 10 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:38,253 Right, girls onto the other pitch with me. Come on. 11 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:46,053 - You, boy. Why aren't you playing? - Forgot my kit. 12 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:48,700 Don't make him play, sir. He's shit. 13 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:51,770 Balls, Mr Bennett! 14 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:55,218 Right. Look, I want you joining in, all right? 15 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,860 - You ain't playing, Gangel. - Fuck off, McBride. 16 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,373 - Guys! - Oh, come on. 17 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,212 Pass it round. Keep passing it. 18 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,132 Ste! Come on. 19 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,049 Lovely. 20 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:08,894 Go get it. 21 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:13,531 Oi! What's his name? 22 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:15,817 Hugh, sir. Hugh Janus. 23 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,210 Hugh Janus, get back here now! 24 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,058 Hugh Janus! 25 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,017 Janus, are you deaf? 26 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:12,774 All right, Sandra? 27 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,055 Slag. 28 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,532 Sweet, I must go. 29 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,414 What happened? School burnt down, did it? 30 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,695 Yeah. 31 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:46,098 What was it this time? IRA bomb? 32 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,292 Fundamentalist Muslim pyromaniacs. 33 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:51,338 Oh, funny that. Looked all right when I walked past it. 34 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,138 Yeah. "Funny that." 35 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:56,219 Look, you're not too old to be taken over me knee, young man. Do you hear me? 36 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,620 Whole of bloody Thamesmead can hear you. 37 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,169 Yeah, well, you've gotta start doing your games. 38 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:01,659 - Why? - 'Cause you have, that's why. 39 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:02,889 - Who says? - I says. 40 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:04,459 - I hate football. - You never used to. 41 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:06,099 Well, I do now! 42 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:10,849 You know what I'm gonna do now, don't you? 43 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,378 Juggle with them? 44 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:34,059 You know what they're gonna do, don't you? They'll put you into care. 45 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:37,815 They'll say, "She's an unfit mother, bang him into one of them homes. 46 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:40,255 "'Cause, I mean, she can't even get him to do his PE." 47 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:41,410 That's what they're gonna do. 48 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,209 She's throwing away everything I was saving for me kids. Books, toys. 49 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,769 - I don't want kids. - Kids are cunts. 50 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:51,050 Anyone been calling you names? 51 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:53,416 - Like what? - I dunno. 52 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,820 - Stumpy? - No. 53 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,379 - I told you it'd stop. - I know. 54 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:57,655 I told you you'd grow, 55 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,697 but you don't take the blindest bit of notice of me, do you? 56 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:01,453 - Yes, I do. - Oh, yeah? 57 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:05,010 How comes every Wednesday afternoon without fail you're standing there? 58 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,899 - I've told you. - Oh, have you? 59 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,817 - What you doing? - Singing. 60 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,813 - What? - I'm just a girl who can't say no. 61 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:22,371 Heard of Mama Cass? 62 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,969 No, sing it. 63 00:05:24,060 --> 00:05:26,051 - What? - Go on. 64 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:29,098 - No way. - I won't laugh. 65 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,819 Keep going. 66 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,571 You might persuade him to get back to school. 67 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:20,253 Libs. 68 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:23,211 - That's not natural, is it? - What ain't? 69 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,769 A girl her age into Mama Cass. 70 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:27,578 She's got a really beautiful voice. 71 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:29,014 And what's the matter with Madonna? 72 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,091 - She's a slag. - Hypocrite. 73 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:37,290 - All right, Ste? - Ste, all right? 74 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,339 You two been bunking off together, have you? 75 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:40,979 Not together, no. 76 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:42,535 You all right, Mrs Gangel? 77 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,055 Well, it's nice to see someone can stay at school for the full day. 78 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,255 We done football today. 79 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,853 Wrong season for football, innit? 80 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:51,217 - Student teacher. - Ah, is that the problem? 81 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,337 - No. - Well, what is, then? 82 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,212 - I'd best get in. - Aw, Ste. 83 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:57,935 I'm doing the tea. 84 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,419 Stick it on, then come back out here. 85 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,491 It's bubble and squeak, Leah. You can't leave bubble and squeak. 86 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:03,378 You gotta watch it like a hawk. 87 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:05,292 Don't that make you fart? Bubble and squeak? 88 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:07,018 Only if you've got a fat arse. 89 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,216 There was a phone-in this morning on Richard & Judy 90 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,292 about delinquent children. I should've rang in. 91 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:14,337 - I'm going in. - See you, Ste. 92 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:17,090 - Whose fault is it, then, eh? - The system. 93 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:21,214 I am a victim of the education... Thingy-ma-bob. 94 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:22,730 Wasteland. 95 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:25,460 You're a victim of your own big mouth, more like. 96 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,453 Leah, luv, get in here and peel some taters for tea, will you? 97 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,213 Ah, kiss my arse. 98 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,818 You, indoors. She's a bad influence. 99 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,019 She's a bad influence. 100 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,853 Right, you don't peel no taters, you don't get no tea. 101 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:40,055 Jamie! 102 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,494 Rainbow's gone anyway. 103 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:43,775 That'll be the phone. 104 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:46,932 Well, it wouldn't be the bloody Hoover bag, would it? 105 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:58,216 I know, Miss Chauhan. But, you see, Miss Chauhan... 106 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,252 He's got a funny tummy, you know. 107 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:06,130 I mean, he really wanted to do football today, but he got taken short, see. 108 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:11,534 Mmm. And when he got to the boy's loos, they were all locked up, inexplicably. 109 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,898 So, he had a little accident, you know. 110 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:19,652 Oh, yeah. I couldn't agree with you more, Miss Chauhan. 111 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,174 I mean, when I was at school 112 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:24,616 I was reserve captain for the Under-16s netball team, 113 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:29,058 so I can appreciate the, like, value of exercise and sport. 114 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:33,574 I mean, I'd hate you to think this was any reflection on me meself. 115 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,379 It's slow northbound 116 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,451 due to an over-height vehicle stuck in the entrance, 117 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:41,180 and on Shooters Hill the lights are out next to the police station. 118 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:44,537 And on the A2, ongoing roadworks are causing delays 119 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,816 on the contraflow southbound through Bexleyheath. 120 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,176 Now the weather for this area. 121 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:52,616 Overnight, it will be humid, with a low of 16 degrees centigrade. 122 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,691 Tomorrow will be dry, hot and sunny, 123 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:57,294 with a maximum temperature of 28 degrees. 124 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,053 This is RTN. 125 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:05,178 I'm going to work. 126 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,534 There's a cheese salad in the fridge, 127 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,452 and the one with the beetroot's for Tony. 128 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,213 I don't need a babysitter. 129 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,416 No. I know what you need. 130 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,653 Shooting. 131 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:17,572 - I heard that. - Yeah, well... 132 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:21,051 You could hear a zit burst in Australia, you, couldn't you? 133 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:23,575 If you shot me, you'd have to go to prison and live off gruel. 134 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,219 Don't tempt me. 135 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,175 I'll be checking your homework when I get back. Be warned. 136 00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,414 Oi, Rose! 137 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,129 Attaboy, Ste. 138 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,733 Get her to turn it down, will you? 139 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,969 What do you think I'm trying to do? 140 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,653 Me old man's trying to get some kip in there! 141 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,810 And I'm trying to make chips! 142 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,494 She's only gone and locked herself in her bloody room, ain't she? 143 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:13,254 Leah! I'm on tablets, you know. 144 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:14,819 Can I get in and try? 145 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,129 I give up. 146 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,131 Leah! Leah! 147 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:19,733 This is my idol! 148 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:23,654 Leah, spare some thought for all the nice people who live round here. 149 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,731 Some of them don't like Mama Cass, you know. 150 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,573 - Well, they should! - Leah, please! 151 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:33,211 Oh, I suppose I should be glad it's not techno, acidic, 152 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,577 housey housey, pop trash. 153 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:37,855 Leah! 154 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,419 What's all the bloody noise? 155 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,411 It's her. She can't control her kids. 156 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,820 I've only got the one, you know. 157 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,970 Just as bloody well. 158 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,449 Rose, turn that bloody racket down, will you? 159 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,656 Do you think I'm enjoying this? 160 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,089 Leah! 161 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,893 Oi! Mush! 162 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,452 Is that Trevor? 163 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:16,734 You only had to ask, Trevor. You know I'd do anything for you. 164 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,578 Or to you. 165 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,856 I wouldn't touch it with his. 166 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,259 See you later! 167 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,858 Thank you, Trevor. 168 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,656 Trevor! Trevor! 169 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:06,340 Your mum told me straight, you know. 170 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,974 Problems. 171 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,051 Been there. 172 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:15,533 Walking across the park, game going on, my heart, you know, races. 173 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,493 Scared, Jamie. 174 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:23,060 Scared of the ball coming, you know, near me. 175 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,334 Hey, we can fight this one together. 176 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,652 Do you fancy a knockabout? 177 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:34,132 No, me neither. But some time, yeah? 178 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,491 It looks like fried shite. 179 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,212 Trevor, make us a sandwich. 180 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,291 - But he made it! - Trevor! 181 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,538 Fucking hell. 182 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,452 I can't eat all that. 183 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,777 Where'd you meet my mum? 184 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,259 Planet Earth. 185 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,535 Where? 186 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:18,250 Oh, you know, out and about, here and there. 187 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,739 What's a place? 188 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:26,940 A place is just somewhere where, you know, shit happens. 189 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,418 Yeah, but where? 190 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,334 Gateways. 191 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,818 She turn you on? 192 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,411 - Sure. - She's 35. 193 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,411 What's age? Age is just... 194 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,016 Just a number. You know? 195 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,496 Mum said you was a painter. 196 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:52,336 I know why she chose you. Needs the lounge done. 197 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,133 Don't like the colour. 198 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,211 Only had it painted last year. 199 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,850 Like that, my mum, goes off things fast. 200 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:05,530 She might go off you. Won't be laughing then, will you? 201 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,658 Is that a spliff? 202 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,853 Well, give us some. 203 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,853 - Hey. - What? 204 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,010 Your mum's gonna be all right. 205 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,890 Dry martini and lemonade, please. 206 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,812 Pint of Pilsner. 207 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,811 Lou, who served her? 208 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,138 I don't know. 209 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,297 There's no alcohol in it. What's this? Supposed to be a night out, isn't it? 210 00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,656 You, out! You're under-age. 211 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,060 I'm only drinking Coke. 212 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,609 You'll be drinking blood if I slap your face. Now move it. 213 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,737 Oh, you're so hard. 214 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,493 Was that a threat? 215 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,289 Yeah, and here's another. 216 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,735 Get out before I call your childminder. 217 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,096 Come on, Slasher. I can't be arsed. 218 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,218 Slasher? What'd you slash? Crepe paper? 219 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,973 He's incontinent. 220 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,814 Sandra! 221 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,617 Is Louise taking care of you, Mr Barr? 222 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,213 Of course. 223 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,974 A word. 224 00:16:56,860 --> 00:17:00,251 Jamie, how old are you? 225 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,609 Old enough. How old are you? 226 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,210 Twenty-seven. Not old enough to be your dad, right? 227 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,935 What? 228 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,009 Sure. 229 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,055 What? 230 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:18,130 It's just shit, isn't it? 231 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,974 What? 232 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,620 The whole concept. 233 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,449 Yeah. 234 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:32,373 Anyway, I think we should just, like, move towards getting away from all that. 235 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,295 Right? 236 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,097 Please, Trevor, I'm sorry. 237 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:39,539 You'll breeze it, princess. Unless you really balls it up, the job's yours. 238 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,294 What sort of questions will they ask? 239 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:47,130 You're interviewing for a new barmaid. You got three birds up for the one job. 240 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:50,611 You say, "If you find a fiver on the floor at the end of the night, 241 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,815 "what do you do with it?" 242 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,493 First bird goes, "I'd hang onto it, 243 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,969 "ask round the next night to see if anyone's lost one." 244 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,574 Second bird goes, "I'd put it in the till." 245 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:02,176 Third bird goes, "I'd pocket it. Finders keepers." 246 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,891 Who do you give the job to? 247 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,970 The one with the biggest tits. 248 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,537 I'd have me own flat. 249 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,289 I'd be down Stringfellows every night. 250 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,132 I'd get meself a big drug problem. 251 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,689 I'd have me own miniature poodle. 252 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,889 And I'd get meself a makeover. You could do all that if you had your own pub. 253 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,618 I haven't had the interview yet. 254 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,453 One of these days I'm going to be dripping in money, I am. 255 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,939 Right, this is me. See you tomorrow, babes. 256 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,613 See you, love. 257 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,809 Ste? 258 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,089 Ste? 259 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,817 I'm not going back there. 260 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,139 I know, love. 261 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,818 Tony, make him a sandwich. 262 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,215 What? 263 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,449 Tony. 264 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,812 What's it to be? Pastrami and fettuccine on rye? 265 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,540 Tony, just make him a sandwich, please. 266 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:20,451 You'll have to top and tail with Jamie, I'm afraid. 267 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,734 Ronnie! Trevor! It's me, Sandra! 268 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:40,573 Your little Steven's round at our place tonight. 269 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:43,891 I've every mind to report you, Ronnie! Are you listening to me? 270 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,210 It's Sandra here, and I'm not happy! 271 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,735 Fuck off, you meddling cunt! 272 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:50,811 This has got to stop! 273 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,132 What are you reading, then? 274 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,970 It's my mum's. 275 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,698 Oh, yeah? I've seen that in the shop. 276 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,339 - Hello! - Hello! 277 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,015 What bit you reading? 278 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,659 It's about Sally from Coronation Street. 279 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:11,810 What, that blonde one? 280 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,220 Yeah. Says her real name's Sally and all. 281 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,654 What, in real life as well as on the telly? 282 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,731 Yeah. I hate that name. 283 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:25,654 Do you always wear glasses when you read? 284 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,970 - I'm supposed to. - You don't in school. 285 00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:29,937 - It's hardly fetching, is it? - Nah, it looks all right. 286 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,250 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm telling you. 287 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,540 - So, how's your sandwich? - Cheese and salad. Bang-on food. 288 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,690 Good for your sports, that. 289 00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:40,578 That's right. Good for your spots and all. 290 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,049 - You haven't got any spots. - Yours are cleaning up. 291 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,460 Cheers. 292 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,891 Do you fancy that Sally? 293 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,016 Not really. Do you? 294 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,415 Haven't given it much thought, really. 295 00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,060 Do you fancy her next door? 296 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:01,177 - Fancy Leah? - She fancies you. 297 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:02,739 - Don't. - I'm only saying. 298 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:04,015 Jamie. 299 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,698 You going to sleep? 300 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,932 - Yeah, I'm knackered. - I'll turn the light off. 301 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:01,373 - Ste? - Mmm-hmm? 302 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,731 - You all right? - Yeah. 303 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,459 Right. 304 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,335 Ste? 305 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,450 - What? - Night. 306 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,734 Night, Jamie. 307 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,619 The second applicant says, "I'd put it in the till." 308 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,818 The third applicant says, "I'd keep it for myself. 309 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,573 "Finders keepers." 310 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:02,335 To whom would you offer the job? 311 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:06,177 Well, it's obvious, innit? The bird with the biggest tits. 312 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:19,211 Though seriously, I'd have to say I'd be more keen on the third applicant. 313 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,974 At least I'd know where I stood with her. 314 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,052 You have children, Mrs Gangel? 315 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:28,815 That's an easy one. A son. Jamie. He's ever so nice. 316 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:35,415 I really fucked that up, didn't I? 317 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,210 You'll hear soon, princess. 318 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,139 Yo. 319 00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:24,700 Pervert. 320 00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,255 Sorry? 321 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:34,134 I think you'll find the word "pervert" is a serious no-no. 322 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:39,134 Anyone who goes out with that old slapper has to be a pervert. 323 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,133 Come again? 324 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,574 Your bird. 325 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:44,574 Sandra? 326 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,652 She talks to me like I got "cunt" written on my forehead. 327 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,175 You shouldn't use words like "bird". 328 00:26:56,100 --> 00:27:00,492 You wanna watch yourself. Sandra's got a reputation. 329 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,811 I'm not saying nothing. 330 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,575 Anyone got a match? 331 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,059 Yeah, my arse and your face. 332 00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:13,450 Your arse ain't that nice, love. 333 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,092 Oh, grow up! 334 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:21,374 Oi! Linda Lusardi. Get in here and cover yourself up. 335 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,451 What are you doing, shouting at me in front of them? 336 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:28,692 Well, look at you! Out there with your tits all hanging out. 337 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:38,376 - Over here! - Over here. 338 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,218 All right, control it! 339 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:55,659 Well, get us my ball back! 340 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,693 Get it yourself! 341 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:08,933 - You okay today, Ste? - Yeah. 342 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:14,180 I went to see a new school today. There's only 20 kids in the whole place. 343 00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:16,410 There'll be 22 if you go. You and Mama Cass. 344 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,653 - Is it residential? - No. 345 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:23,573 That's a shame. I could've given you a hand packing. 346 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,776 We could've packed that fat bitch and her music and all. 347 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:28,010 You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. 348 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,376 It's a shame how she died. 349 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:33,293 - How did she die? - Choking on a sandwich. 350 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,530 Now you know why I tell you not to gobble your chips down. 351 00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,293 - Wasn't she heavily into drugs? - Was she? 352 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:40,133 Well, I suppose if you're that fat, drugs are probably a happy release. 353 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,972 Maybe she was happy being fat. 354 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:46,816 If she was so happy being fat, Jamie, why did she die choking on a sandwich? 355 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:49,050 Why wasn't it a walloping great fry-up or summat? 356 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:50,733 It might've been a bacon and egg sandwich. 357 00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,136 No, it's coming to me now. 358 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,856 It was definitely beef or chicken, something low in cholesterol. 359 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,613 Hark at her, the fountain of all knowledge. 360 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:00,815 Yeah, well. 361 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,937 When you can keep up with the questions on Bob's Full House, 362 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,135 get back to me, okay? 363 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,575 - I'm more of a Mastermind man. - Liar! 364 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:09,698 Did anyone see University Challenge last week? 365 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,539 Me neither. 366 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:17,098 Tony, crack me open another one, will you? 367 00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:24,658 I fancy something wet dribbling down the back of me gullet. What do you say? 368 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:27,298 I say ditto, right? 369 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,539 Well, you can say what you like, love, 370 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,736 but it's better in than out, do you know what I mean? 371 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:35,619 - Oh, shut up! - Oi! Manners! 372 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,849 Me mother never taught me none. 373 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,533 He makes me die, he does. 374 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,452 That's the intention. 375 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:43,334 Bet you don't talk to your old man like that, eh, Ste? 376 00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:45,218 I don't speak. Full stop. 377 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,132 Oh, no offence, Ste. You know what I mean? 378 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,097 - Mum! - I gotta get in. 379 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:52,812 - Yeah, you do that, Ste. - I'm going boxing with me dad later. 380 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:55,938 What? Can't you get enough of it, Ste? 381 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:00,732 No, spectating. 382 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:05,974 Weren't so funny when that bloke of yours beat you up, was it? 383 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:16,219 Oh, you. You're so clever, aren't you? 384 00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:18,810 Well, just remember, I gave you those brains, so think on. 385 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,299 I always thought you had a lobotomy. 386 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,690 - What did he say? - Explain it to her, Tony. 387 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:26,614 - Lobotomy, it's like when you split... - Yes! I know what it means, Tony! 388 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:32,772 I work all the hours God sends just to keep you in insults. 389 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,817 If this was my pub, I'd have you barred. 390 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:38,052 Go on, then, bar me, kick me out. You wouldn't dare. 391 00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:41,656 Oh, look at you. Butter wouldn't melt. 392 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:43,731 That's all right, Jamie. I've got your number. 393 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,811 You got my number? Well, I've got yours, Sandra. 394 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,618 So why don't you try and be a bit more like a mother to me? 395 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,213 Oh, pull that one on me. 396 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,133 I'm a terrible mother who don't know her arse from her elbow. 397 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,211 I never had a mother, so what do I know about bringing up kids? 398 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,813 I'm not surprised she abandoned you. 399 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,937 You skinny little bastard! 400 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,170 Mum! 401 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,337 Am I like my dad? 402 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,857 No. 403 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:36,499 You're like me. 404 00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,778 How am I weird? 405 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,650 Just give it a rest, Jamie. Christ. 406 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,492 You said it. 407 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,620 You're all right. Okay? 408 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:54,290 So you got me for a mother, but who said life was easy? 409 00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:58,299 You are. You're all right. 410 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,053 Do you wanna come to the boxing? 411 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:35,369 Shut up. 412 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:38,293 - I've got a spare ticket. - Leave me alone. 413 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:44,256 - Are you all right? - Apparently. 414 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:27,291 They think I'm a piece of shit. 415 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,419 Jamie? 416 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:12,054 Do you wanna watch The Sound of Music? 417 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:14,973 - It's on Sky, Jamie. - We're going to sleep. 418 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:18,376 Okay. Sorry, lads. 419 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:33,494 It's me mum's. Body Shop. 420 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:39,495 Peppermint Foot Lotion. Soothes your feet. 421 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:45,974 Lie down and I'll rub it into your back, if you want. 422 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:27,654 Cold, innit? 423 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,249 Yeah. 424 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:45,610 I'm gonna work at the sports centre. 425 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:46,929 Yeah? 426 00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:51,418 Do me shifts in the fitness pool, do me shifts in the leisure pool. 427 00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:53,617 I know I can do it. 428 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:55,577 You're a good swimmer. 429 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,133 You're on your own when you're swimming. 430 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,656 I'm gonna stink of mint. 431 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:17,254 - Peppermint. - Peppermint. 432 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,939 Have you ever kissed anyone? 433 00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,417 And stuck your tongue in? 434 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:35,571 Looking like this? 435 00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:37,697 You ain't ugly. 436 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,771 They've made me ugly. 437 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,571 I don't think you're ugly. 438 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:58,050 Turn over, I'll do your front. 439 00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:59,699 I can't. 440 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:04,858 I'm too sore. I'd make too much noise and your mum'd come in. 441 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:09,929 Jamie? Sorry, love. Who played the baroness? 442 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,136 - Fleanor Parker. - That's it! 443 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:16,214 I wanna show off to Tony. Sorry, lads. It won't happen again. 444 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:21,298 - Turn the light off. - No. 445 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,496 - Please. - I don't wanna. 446 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,131 Can I come up that end with you? 447 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,972 - No. - Please. 448 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:42,971 You stay where you are. 449 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,971 - Satisfied? - Mmm. Night. 450 00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,291 Do you think I'm queer? 451 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:41,496 Don't matter what I think. 452 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:54,697 Can I touch you? 453 00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,778 I'm a bit sore. 454 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:04,055 Yeah. 455 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,010 Great kid! 456 00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,579 Fuck off, I'm minding her for my cousin. 457 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,492 Motherhood suits you. 458 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:04,891 Yeah, well, if I did get pregnant, I wouldn't get rid of it 459 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:07,290 like some slappers I could mention. 460 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:11,135 Well, you're with the black hole of Thamesmead, love, not me. 461 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:08,658 All right, Ste? 462 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:22,736 - Where are you going? - Out with me mates. 463 00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:25,050 Jamie, you haven't got any mates. 464 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:28,258 - I'm going to a party. I won't be late. - I know. 465 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:14,052 I knocked for you a few times. Thought you might've come round. 466 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,813 It's hot. It's a bloody heat wave, Jamie. 467 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,299 You expect me to be indoors? 468 00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:20,293 No, it's just a bit weird. 469 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,576 I was out, all right? What's weird about that? 470 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,810 - Well, I've been worried about you. - Don't be. 471 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:27,130 - Well, I was. - Well, don't be! 472 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:32,213 Nothing's happened, yeah? I'm all right. I'm pukka. 473 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,813 Everything... Everything's pukka. 474 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,460 - You're black and blue. - Give it a rest, Jamie. 475 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,816 Things getting better, are they? Daddy laid off the fist work? 476 00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:42,131 - Or haven't you burnt the tea lately? - I said, leave it out! 477 00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,734 - You're scared. - I ain't scared of nothing. 478 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:46,618 - Yeah? - Yeah. 479 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:50,209 Last week, right, I went to Woolwich. 480 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:52,371 Coming out of this shop and there's this geezer in the gutter, 481 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:54,815 pissed out of his skull, just lying there. 482 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:58,894 Everyone was walking past him, and I had to step over him. 483 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:01,378 It was my old man. 484 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,175 It got me thinking on the bus. 485 00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:05,297 Why be scared of a bloke who's dead to the world? 486 00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:07,212 When he knocks ten different types of shite out of you... 487 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:09,416 He's an embarrassment. He's nothing more, he's nothing less. 488 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,970 - Why be scared of that? - Scared of being called queer? 489 00:45:17,060 --> 00:45:18,653 Are you? 490 00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:20,139 Maybe. 491 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,377 Maybe not. 492 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,414 - And are you? - Queer? 493 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,696 Gay? 494 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:32,339 I'm very happy. 495 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:36,416 I'm happy when I'm with you. 496 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,131 There, said it now. Go on, piss yourself. 497 00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:42,255 No. 498 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,570 - Why? Don't you think it's funny? - I don't want to. 499 00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,059 I think it's hilarious. 500 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:48,575 Well, why aren't you laughing, then? 501 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:59,970 Do you wanna come round tonight? 502 00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:03,451 - Well, say something. - I can't. 503 00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:05,778 Say no, then. 504 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:19,176 Look. Let's get a drink, eh? 505 00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:32,132 Scrub me back, Tony. 506 00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:36,458 Tony? 507 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,491 Tony, what's the matter? 508 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,289 Tony? 509 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,689 It's just something Leah said. 510 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,014 Leah? 511 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:02,536 Right. I'll look away. You lot keep talking. Then, as a surprise, 512 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,577 - hit me over the head with the tongs. - What? 513 00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,810 - It's an experiment. - Man, I'm wired. 514 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:09,733 I don't understand this. Do you want me to hit you hard? 515 00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:15,890 - No! - I can fucking do it! 516 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,493 Come on, talk. 517 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:24,938 - I said, talk! - Is anybody else wired? 518 00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:29,539 Here, read this. The underlined bit. 519 00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,698 "Mama Cass wasn't allowed to join the group 520 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:35,818 "because Phillips didn't think her range was high enough for his songs. 521 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:39,575 "But one day when Cass was decorating at home, a lead pipe struck her on the head 522 00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:41,651 "and when she recovered from the resultant concussion..." 523 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:42,889 Say it. 524 00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:45,017 "Lo and behold, her voice had changed." 525 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:47,410 "Lo and behold, her voice had changed." 526 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,298 You twisted little bitch. 527 00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:56,653 How dare you say all those things to my fella? 528 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:59,493 I lost that baby, you venomous little cow! 529 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:02,459 You'll never turn Tony's mind against me, Leah, do you hear me? 530 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:06,056 'Cause he sees you for the interfering little slapper that you are. 531 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:08,734 - I wanted it to change. - Oh, well, some things never change. 532 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:09,890 I wanted it to change! 533 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:14,736 A leopard never changes its spots and a slapper never changes her knickers. 534 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,774 - Be told! - Man, I'm tripping. 535 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:20,415 Come on, Tony. 536 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:23,413 - Fancy a drink, babe? - Have a wank, Big Bollocks! 537 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:29,053 Is that your mum, Gangel? No wonder you're fucking nuts! 538 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:31,290 You shouldn't have said that to Tony. 539 00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:34,179 - Don't you start. - Shall I call an ambulance? 540 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:36,490 Call a vet, have it put down. 541 00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:39,653 Hey, Ste! You got any of them Es left? 542 00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,299 - No! - Please, Steven! 543 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,974 No way! Come on, Jamie, let's go. 544 00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:47,496 Give us an E, or I'll spread it round where you slept last week. 545 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:48,775 What? 546 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,049 - Don't know what you're talking about. - He slept on the couch. 547 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:55,576 Not what I heard. Top to tail, your mum said, very nice. 548 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:57,298 Take no notice, Ste. 549 00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:59,656 - What would your dad say? - Piss off, Leah! 550 00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,174 What would your Trevor say? 551 00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:02,580 - Leah! - Try it! 552 00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:03,695 I don't like hitting girls! 553 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:05,817 Oh, hit me, then. Go on. Hit me. 554 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,414 - You stupid queer! - Ste, come on. 555 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:18,213 Oi! Trevor already knows! 556 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:25,211 You know what them flats are like, walls paper-thin. 557 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:28,292 Why do you think he's been twatting the face off of you? He knows! 558 00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:29,734 There's nothing to know. 559 00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:31,652 - Top to tail? - You know fuck all. 560 00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:33,299 - Oh, really? - Yeah, really. 561 00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:34,939 Well, I know this much. 562 00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:37,819 I've been sticking up for you, for the pair of you. 563 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:40,540 Told him I knew you'd slept on the couch. 564 00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:43,089 Told him I've been in and seen. 565 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,689 I goes, "You shouldn't say things like that about your brother. 566 00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:47,054 "They're just mates." 567 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,619 Nothing happened. 568 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,134 When was the last time your Trevor hit you? 569 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,097 - What's it to you? - I bet it was Thursday. 570 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:54,251 - So? - You see, that's when I told him. 571 00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:56,172 That's when I lied. 572 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:02,014 - Give her an E. - No, it's all right. 573 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,091 I'm not after sympathy. 574 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,060 - We going, then? - Are you fucking stupid or what? 575 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:11,892 - Ste... - Get your hands off me! 576 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:15,098 - Ste... - Get your fucking queer hands off me! 577 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:31,618 Ste's over there. 578 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:33,850 Come on. 579 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,732 - All right? - All right. 580 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:45,050 - What you doing? - Oh, not a lot. 581 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,060 Claire's mum's got some vodka back at their house, ain't she, Claire? 582 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:50,609 Yeah, half a bottle. We're going back there now. 583 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:53,214 Claire's mum works at the all-night garage, don't she, Claire? 584 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,257 Yeah. Her name's Mary. 585 00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:59,370 Do you fancy some vodka, Ste? 586 00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:01,459 No, not really. 587 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:03,770 - Well, then, see you. - See you. 588 00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:05,493 Come on, Claire. 589 00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:13,170 I suppose a shag's out of the question, then? 590 00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:47,730 - I'm going now. - All right, love. 591 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:48,855 Oi! 592 00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:02,970 No! 593 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,220 Yeah, I'll see you. 594 00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,735 See you. I wouldn't wanna be you. 595 00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:15,934 How do you fancy going to Greenwich? The park. 596 00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:18,409 "Legs astride the Meridian," as they say. 597 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,289 I gotta finish the week's rota for work. 598 00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:24,054 You're addicted to that pub, addict. 599 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,893 Don't knock it, there's money to be made in booze. 600 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,051 Is that all you want outta life? 601 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:31,017 All I want outta life is to make enough money 602 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,489 to buy a decent pair of shoes that don't let the rain in. 603 00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:36,413 - I can get you shoes. - Oh, Tony... 604 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,049 - I can make you shoes. - Tony. 605 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:44,813 Right. I'll do some hoovering or whatever. 606 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,777 But I thought you said you wanted to go to the park. 607 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,339 It's no problem. 608 00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,491 - Yo, Ste! - You all right? 609 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:53,572 Here, Ste. Any beans to spill? 610 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:56,254 A little bird tells me you're in love. 611 00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:58,529 What? 612 00:52:58,620 --> 00:53:00,418 Four-letter word, "love". 613 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,290 Oh, don't look so worried. Jamie told me all about it. 614 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:06,133 She's just jealous, 20 years younger, it could've been her. 615 00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:08,257 Come on, what's she like? 616 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:10,651 Well, what's her name, then? 617 00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:12,936 - No... - Oh, short for Noleen? 618 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:14,419 It's very Home and Away. 619 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:17,938 It's about time, too, you deserve a bit of luck. 620 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:19,897 'Cause you're all right, you are. 621 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:23,655 Here, buy Noleen a present with this. 622 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,655 - Get her some flowers. - Sandra, I can't take your money. 623 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:30,937 Oh, I had a good night for tips last night. Go on. 624 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,254 It's for his bird. 625 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:44,174 Do you have to use words like that? It really disempowers you. 626 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:00,416 Noleen busy tonight, was she? 627 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,494 I got you this. 628 00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:34,938 My, what a pretty hat. 629 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,819 It's the prettiest hat I ever did see, Master Steven. 630 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,096 Does this mean we're engaged? 631 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,415 What? 632 00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:19,334 Tony? 633 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:24,935 Tony? 634 00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:30,379 Sort me out. 635 00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:48,539 It just don't feel right, here. 636 00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:50,736 Your mum and Tony on the other side of that door. 637 00:55:50,820 --> 00:55:53,130 My old man and Trevor next door. 638 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:54,690 I got an auntie in Gravesend. 639 00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:57,215 Thought we could go there one night, 'cause she's deaf. 640 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,689 But that don't feel right either. 641 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:36,256 "You cannot transmit the HIV virus via frottage." 642 00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:39,254 What's frottage? 643 00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:41,172 It's yoghurt. It's French. 644 00:56:43,740 --> 00:56:46,971 "Dear Brian, I am 23, black and gay. 645 00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:49,449 "I am happy being with a man, but I get a horrible feeling 646 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,656 "that people are going to talk about me behind my back, 647 00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,811 "and not accept me as I am. 648 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:57,814 "Also, my family don't know. Unhappy, North London." 649 00:56:57,900 --> 00:56:59,857 Get over that river, mate. I'll make you happy. 650 00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:01,214 Shut up! 651 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,019 Find page 92. 652 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,855 It's the bottom right-hand corner. 653 00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:15,374 It's a pub. The 180 bus goes right to it. 654 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,535 So? 655 00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:24,816 Look at that. Isn't that beautiful? 656 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,050 You'd never get it through the front door. 657 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:30,656 Yeah, but you never know if you're gonna be living somewhere else, do you? 658 00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,458 It's a work of art, that is. 659 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:34,736 Claude Monet couldn't have done better. 660 00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:36,219 Get a life. 661 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,530 Do you know who Claude Monet is? 662 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:42,654 Jamie, don't make me out to be thick. 663 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,939 You just remember, I won a year's supply of toilet freshener 664 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,011 for making up that poem. 665 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:51,258 That took brains and artistry, that did. 666 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,810 Can you imagine it, though? 667 00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:01,609 Me and you with our feet up on a cold winter's night? 668 00:58:01,700 --> 00:58:02,690 Yeah, hold on. 669 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,691 - On that. - Sandra! 670 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,133 Who was he, then? 671 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:11,575 He painted the Sixteenth Chapel. 672 00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:16,258 - And I haven't finished with you yet. - Miss Chauhan. 673 00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:20,130 - See you. - Have a cool time, kid. 674 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:24,258 You rang to speak about my little git of a son? 675 00:58:57,540 --> 00:58:59,099 You seen Jamie? 676 01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:17,495 I love you. You're marvellous. That's lovely 677 01:01:17,580 --> 01:01:19,890 Well, Petra, I hope your leg gets better. 678 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,778 She still thinks she's in Baby Jane. 679 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,851 Fancy wheeling me round the back, mate? 680 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:29,253 Excuse me, what's going on here? Petra, dear? 681 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,655 Bit young for you, isn't she, dear? 682 01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:36,458 She looks like she's just out of Pampers. 683 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:40,578 Shut up, you. What's your name, petal? 684 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:42,690 Jamie. 685 01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:43,815 - Aw! - Oh, Jamie. 686 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:46,574 You just make me feel like I wanna get my breast out to you. 687 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:57,975 So, Jamie, I think I'll have two of you, 688 01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:00,051 and ten of your mate. Hello! 689 01:02:01,580 --> 01:02:06,017 Well, lads, I've got my work cut out. I'll see you after the break. Ta-Ra. 690 01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:12,209 Oh, don't you wish your leg was better, Petra? 691 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:15,691 See you later! Mothercare, here I come! 692 01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:42,257 - You all right, Leah? - Leah? Who's Leah? 693 01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:56,893 - Had a nice night? - Yeah. 694 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:02,371 - Go to the pictures? - Yeah. 695 01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,570 - What, with Ste? - Yeah. 696 01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:09,370 This is no time for lying, Jamie. 697 01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:11,292 It's not a lie. 698 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:15,414 You went to The Gloucester, didn't you? 699 01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:18,056 Look at me. 700 01:04:18,140 --> 01:04:19,619 I only went for a drink. 701 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:21,099 That's where gay people go. 702 01:04:21,180 --> 01:04:23,569 Not just gay people go. Other people go. 703 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:26,254 - Oh, people like you? - Yeah. 704 01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:30,973 - Miss Chauhan rang me today. - That old bag. 705 01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:33,529 - You never told me you kept getting hit. - Everyone gets hit. 706 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:34,690 Oh. 707 01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:39,814 And does everyone get called a queer bent bastard and all, do they? 708 01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:49,573 - You're pissed. - No, I'm not. 709 01:04:49,660 --> 01:04:52,413 You're pissed from a bloody gay bar. 710 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:53,649 How do you know it's gay, anyway? 711 01:04:53,740 --> 01:04:56,573 'Cause it's got a bloody great pink neon arse outside of it. 712 01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,333 - You been spying on me? - No. 713 01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:00,613 Someone at work saw you go in. 714 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,896 Well, it don't mean I'm gay. 715 01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:05,176 They wanna mind their own business. 716 01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:07,536 - That's what I said. - What are you going on at me for, then? 717 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:11,739 Because sometimes, Jamie, I can put two and two together and make bloody four. 718 01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:15,176 - I'm not bloody stupid, you know. - I went for a drink. Big deal. 719 01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:17,456 - Everyone in my class goes drinking. - Yeah. 720 01:05:17,540 --> 01:05:19,850 But they don't all go to the bloody Gloucester, though, do they? 721 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,578 Some of them take drugs, at least I ain't doing that. 722 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,219 No, I bloody hope you're not! 723 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:26,577 Thanks a lot. Thanks a bundle. Go back to bed. 724 01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:27,980 I can't sleep, Jamie. 725 01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:30,017 Don't take it out on me. 726 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,689 - Will you just talk to me, Jamie? - I'm knackered. 727 01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:37,614 Jamie. Please. Just talk to me! 728 01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:41,698 I'm your mother! 729 01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:53,409 Some things are just hard to say. 730 01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:57,976 I know. I know that. 731 01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:02,734 You think I'm too young. You think it's just a phase. 732 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:05,380 You think I'm gonna catch AIDS and everything. 733 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:11,854 You know a lot about me, don't you? 734 01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,812 Don't cry. 735 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:29,173 It's all right. 736 01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:50,860 I'm not gonna put you out in the morning like an empty bottle. 737 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,539 There's me, going to bed at night worried, 738 01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:09,975 'cause you had to share a bed with Ste. 739 01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:12,970 And all the time you were... 740 01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:16,615 You were doing a 70 minus one. 741 01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:27,134 I like the lad, Jamie, but he hasn't seen any life. 742 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:30,131 - He's good to me. - Is he? 743 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:33,015 Yeah. 744 01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,973 - What have you done now? - Nothing. 745 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:45,290 Then why's she so upset? 746 01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:48,975 'Cause I'm a queer. A bender, a poofter, a knobshiner! 747 01:07:49,060 --> 01:07:50,971 Brown hatter! Shirtflaplifter! 748 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:52,971 I... I get the picture. 749 01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:56,890 Leave me alone. 750 01:07:56,980 --> 01:08:00,450 - And she knows this? - No, I thought I'd tell you first. 751 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,577 This is... It's... 752 01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:09,894 It's cool. 753 01:08:13,980 --> 01:08:15,573 Good night, kiddo. 754 01:09:07,260 --> 01:09:08,580 He was... 755 01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:13,778 He was the most beautiful baby in Bermondsey. 756 01:09:17,980 --> 01:09:20,813 I used to push him around in a little frilly hat, 757 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,892 in a big blue pram called "Queen of the Road". 758 01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:26,931 None of that's changed. 759 01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:36,973 - You're fighting it, hon. - Fighting? 760 01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:39,529 I've been fighting all my life. 761 01:09:40,620 --> 01:09:43,214 Kids picking on him. I was there. 762 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,452 Council saying bollocks to benefit, I was there. 763 01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:49,609 When I had 3p in my purse and an empty fridge, 764 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:53,694 I went robbing for that boy, so don't talk to me about fighting! 765 01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:59,292 You? What have you ever had to fight for in your life? 766 01:10:05,980 --> 01:10:09,735 Thank you. Thank you to all members of the Academy. 767 01:10:09,820 --> 01:10:12,209 This award means so much to me. 768 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:15,577 I've never won anything in my life before. 769 01:10:15,660 --> 01:10:18,732 I'd like to thank my manager and my band, 770 01:10:18,820 --> 01:10:22,529 but most of all I'd like to thank one very special person. 771 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:26,579 - What the... - The woman from whom all energy flows. 772 01:10:26,660 --> 01:10:29,732 This award is as much hers as mine. 773 01:10:29,820 --> 01:10:34,212 The woman who gives me so much inspiration. 774 01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:37,334 - Let's hear it for her. Mama San. - Leah. 775 01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:39,980 - People say to me, they say... - Leah, are you drunk? 776 01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,380 "Where do you get your energy from?" 777 01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:43,292 Leah, it's 2:00 in the morning. 778 01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:45,337 - And I say, "Hey..." - Has she taken something? 779 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,252 - "Mama San." - Is your mother in? 780 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:51,413 Mama San, get on down, honey. Your vibes are shooting through me now. 781 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,729 Is she working nights? 782 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:55,812 Don't ever let the light leave you, Mama San. 783 01:10:56,740 --> 01:11:00,290 Rose! Leah, get your keys out. Hurry up. 784 01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:02,291 Have you taken, like, a trip, you know? 785 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:05,850 Jamie! Leah, let me have your keys, please. 786 01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:07,055 Don't shout at her. 787 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:09,609 - You're giving me bad vibes, Mama. - She's on something. 788 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:10,929 Jamie! 789 01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:15,291 You're an old man. I don't like old men. 790 01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:16,893 That's cool. It's no problem. 791 01:11:16,980 --> 01:11:19,813 Well, it is a problem, actually, Tony, don't pander to her. 792 01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:21,971 - What's going on? - Rose! 793 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:24,779 I saw a video about Woodstock once. 794 01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:29,816 Leah, get in here and turn your bloody music down! 795 01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:32,654 - Oh, my God! Tony! - Leah, what the... 796 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,492 Tony, get her down. 797 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:39,294 Leah. Leah, have you taken, like, a trip, you know? 798 01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:41,814 - Get down, you silly cow. - Sandra! 799 01:11:41,900 --> 01:11:44,210 Here, body language, Tony? 800 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,213 - Hey, you, pack it in, will you? - Oi, arsehole! Fuck off! 801 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,620 There's no need for that, you old whore! 802 01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:49,895 Oh, Jamie, help us! 803 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,369 - Betty, it's them again! - I can see that. 804 01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:55,100 - Right. - Fucking turn it down! 805 01:11:55,820 --> 01:11:58,289 How am I supposed to sleep with that row going on? 806 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,815 It's all right, babes, you're safe. 807 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,971 I'll be glad to get off this bloody estate. 808 01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:04,255 What? 809 01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,655 I've been offered a job, if you must know. 810 01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:12,572 Temporary licensee in a pub in Rotherhithe. Nice little flat above it. 811 01:12:12,820 --> 01:12:14,572 Thanks for telling me. 812 01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:15,855 Snap! 813 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:20,291 - Leah? - Oh, leave the silly cow. 814 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:22,132 We can't just... 815 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:24,291 Tony. Tony! 816 01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:32,017 Right, Jamie, indoors. 817 01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:34,771 Ste, she knows. 818 01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,737 - My mum knows. - Why'd you have to go and grass? 819 01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:40,050 - I never. - Well, how comes she knows? 820 01:12:40,140 --> 01:12:43,337 Because she never came down with the last shower. 821 01:12:50,060 --> 01:12:52,051 Jamie, get him an hanky. 822 01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:54,654 There's a box of autumnal shades by me bed. 823 01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:10,938 Leah! Leah! 824 01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:15,779 Mama Cass! 825 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,616 I don't believe in secrets. 826 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:29,813 I like people to be straight up and honest. 827 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,657 But I'm no fool. 828 01:13:32,740 --> 01:13:34,890 You think I want these flats infamous for child murder? 829 01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,379 No. So I won't be telling your dad. 830 01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:38,292 He'd kill me. 831 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,371 - Yeah, I just said that. - No, he would! 832 01:13:40,460 --> 01:13:43,213 Yeah, I think we've established that already, actually, Ste. 833 01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:44,335 They all would. All of them. 834 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,299 I'll bloody kill you in a minute if you don't stop snivelling and shut up! 835 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:58,616 You're a good lad, and that's what counts. 836 01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:02,977 And somewhere... 837 01:14:03,980 --> 01:14:06,335 you'll find people that won't wanna kill you. 838 01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,377 No, I won't. 839 01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:10,896 - You found The Gloucester. - I hate it. 840 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:14,814 - Well, somewhere else, then! Shut up! - There ain't nowhere else. 841 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:19,777 There is, actually, Ste. 842 01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:24,977 There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, 843 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:29,054 and all its inhabitants are dykes, so I think you got your eye wiped there. 844 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:35,017 Now wipe them properly. 845 01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:54,859 - Fuck me. - No, I'll have none of that here. 846 01:14:57,820 --> 01:14:59,857 I'm going to bed. 847 01:15:03,220 --> 01:15:06,895 Right, Sandra. Night, Sandra. Cheers, Sandra. 848 01:15:07,740 --> 01:15:10,937 Yeah, that's me name, Ste. Don't wear it out, eh? 849 01:16:53,540 --> 01:16:56,259 I wish I was the one that was going away. 850 01:16:56,340 --> 01:16:58,251 Nothing ever happens round here. 851 01:16:58,340 --> 01:17:02,049 I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, 852 01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:05,735 tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. 853 01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:08,255 It's the same every bleeding day. 854 01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:11,415 There's fuck all to look forward to. 855 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,379 - What about your new school? - Fell through. 856 01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:18,209 - Do you wanna come to The Gloucester? - Do what? 857 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,654 Gay pub. 858 01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:22,095 - Don't know any gay blokes. - Yes, you do. 859 01:17:22,380 --> 01:17:24,132 - Yeah? - Yeah. 860 01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:29,574 - There'll be plenty of men. - Yeah. 861 01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:31,651 And they all dance backwards and never get married. 862 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,893 See, I told you. 863 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,298 You're going to Woolwich, ain't you? 864 01:17:40,380 --> 01:17:41,973 - What? - Yeah. 865 01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:43,459 Pub crawl, then Stars nightclub. 866 01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:46,657 You'll pull dressed like that. 867 01:17:49,060 --> 01:17:51,779 Why don't you come down The Gloucester with us? 868 01:17:55,980 --> 01:17:58,051 Ring the other girls, tell them you'll meet them later. 869 01:17:58,140 --> 01:17:59,460 Jamie. 870 01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:02,532 You don't know how to enjoy yourself, do you? 871 01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:07,133 There's a male stripper tonight as well. 872 01:18:12,780 --> 01:18:14,817 - Louise. - Yeah? 873 01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:19,016 I will never have grandchildren. 874 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:22,139 Aw. 875 01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:30,971 Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub? 876 01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:32,095 No. 877 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:36,174 But if I ever do turn it into a brothel, I'll get back to you, okay? 878 01:18:36,900 --> 01:18:39,130 Well, gotta get in. Get ready. 879 01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:42,174 Going out with Ste and Jamie tonight. 880 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:44,330 The Gloucester? 881 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:48,050 Yeah. I intend to find myself a nice dyke tonight. 882 01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:51,892 'Cause I'm telling you, I'm through with men. 883 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:04,299 - Well, if I had a camera now. - What? 884 01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:07,338 Well, I'd take your picture. 885 01:19:07,420 --> 01:19:08,979 Tony, what are you doing? 886 01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:10,733 Can't keep away from you, babes. 887 01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:13,130 I told you, I'm going out with the girls from work. 888 01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:14,335 Thought I could tag along. 889 01:19:14,420 --> 01:19:16,730 It's a girls' night out. You'll only be bored. 890 01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:19,539 - I want to celebrate, too. - Yeah, I know, but I told you. I was... 891 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,099 They'd mind? 892 01:19:21,740 --> 01:19:23,060 I'll mind. 893 01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:28,179 How about one little kiss to send me on my way? 894 01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:29,614 Something to think of till tomorrow. 895 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:31,293 Stop it. 896 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,498 Well, I'll ring you. 897 01:19:38,980 --> 01:19:41,779 - Tony... - Look, when's your next night off? 898 01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:43,730 No. 899 01:19:45,340 --> 01:19:47,695 No, Tony. I think you'd better go. 900 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:52,894 Here, stick that down the chute for us, will you? 901 01:20:16,820 --> 01:20:19,016 - What you doing? - Staying in. 902 01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:40,857 - Laters. - Yeah. 903 01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:59,133 You'll be seduced by a lesbian, Leah. 904 01:20:59,220 --> 01:21:01,814 Why don't you come to bingo with me? 905 01:21:02,980 --> 01:21:06,211 But don't you see, Mum? I am a lesbian. 906 01:21:14,980 --> 01:21:16,129 Oh, no. 907 01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:30,290 - Anyone about? - Nah. 908 01:21:38,300 --> 01:21:39,813 Dance with me. 909 01:22:39,380 --> 01:22:42,293 Here, Leah, give us a little drag on that. 910 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,013 Come on, then. 911 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:22,211 - Here, Ste! - What? 912 01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:24,052 Imagine your dad's face. 913 01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:35,732 - Here, Leah. - What? 914 01:23:35,820 --> 01:23:37,219 What's this dyke gonna be like? 915 01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:39,416 Ah, big and butch. 916 01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:42,894 - What colour eyes? - Green. 917 01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:45,210 - Tall? - I'll have to look up. 918 01:23:45,300 --> 01:23:47,177 - Nice. - Yeah.