1 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:54,541 - Hey, I'm James Duffy. - Yes, he is. I'm Chad Bailey, 2 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:57,541 sexy, roguish new face of our parent company's effort 3 00:00:57,542 --> 00:00:59,916 to rebrand SportsDesk for a new generation. 4 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:03,625 SportsDesk, it's not delivery, it's SportsDesk. 5 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,708 Okay, uh, we go live to Reading, Pennsylvania. 6 00:01:07,709 --> 00:01:09,269 With the Big League officially shut down 7 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:10,874 thanks to the lockout, all eyes 8 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:14,041 are on the ENHL tonight as the Reading Wolfdogs 9 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:15,457 get set to take on the Halifax... 10 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:18,582 MAN: Highlanders, this season, the big show made it to us. 11 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:21,208 This lockout means there's gonna be a whole bunch 12 00:01:21,209 --> 00:01:24,041 of big dicks swinging away down to our league. 13 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,374 Play is gonna get faster, 14 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:28,125 the hits are gonna get harder, crowd's gonna get "crowdier." 15 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,791 Fucking boys of the light brigade, 16 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:32,000 and you're gonna need someone 17 00:01:32,001 --> 00:01:34,625 at the tip of the spear. You need a cap. 18 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:38,083 Yeah. 19 00:01:38,084 --> 00:01:39,999 He's bled blue and orange for this team 20 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,666 - a long time. - That's right. 21 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:44,500 He's got that shit that keeps him going 22 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:48,375 - long after he has any reason. - Open that up. 23 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:57,000 Dougie. My boy. Put this fucker on! 24 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:58,834 Come on! 25 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:01,542 [CHEERING] 26 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,667 MAN: C, whoo! 27 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:12,458 Thank you guys so much. 28 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:16,792 I've never been a captain before. 29 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:21,166 One time, I had a dream that I was a captain of a monkey ship. 30 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,624 There was all these monkeys playing around, laughing, 31 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,374 having fun, singing, 32 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:28,625 wearing little monkey sailor hats, 33 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:33,417 fighting over life jackets. Pierce Brosnan was screaming. 34 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:38,041 I hope one day I could be the captain of your dreams. 35 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:40,834 Best wishes. Doug Glatt. 36 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,541 Okay, yeah. Alright, good. Well, 37 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:48,791 We, ahh, Dougie didn't make you captain for your speeches. 38 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:50,999 - We made you captain... - Because you leave it all 39 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,834 out there on the fucking ice. 40 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:58,457 Ah, this sport is everything to you, right? 41 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,709 You make me proud to own this team. 42 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,167 I want you all to watch Doug out there tonight. 43 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:08,291 Watch him do whatever the fuck it takes 44 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:10,333 to get us the W. 45 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,001 That said, 46 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:15,333 come on, let's get after it, boys! 47 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:20,875 Congrats, bud. 48 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,709 Thank you, buddy. 49 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,523 DUFFY: Joining us for tonight's game, 50 00:03:28,547 --> 00:03:30,215 our own Red McCauley. 51 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:33,416 MCCAULEY: Reading city council spent a bunch of money 52 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:35,416 on a new Jumbotron and right now, 53 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:37,750 - it's making everything red. - Go, boys! 54 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:42,040 I love this fucking game. 55 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:44,082 MCCAULEY: And back to Reading here. Here's Laflamme 56 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,374 dancing with the puck. 57 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:48,499 Laflamme spins. He shoots. He hit the post! 58 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,040 Now it's Laflamme again. He's all over the ice! 59 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,834 Murphy steps into him. 60 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:57,457 Ohh! Glatt absolutely levels Michael Murphy. 61 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:58,666 Sorry, Mikey. 62 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:00,874 MCCAULEY: Glatt's escorted aside by a couple 63 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:02,375 of Reading Wolfdogs. 64 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:08,208 Laflamme! He was flattened. That angers Glatt. 65 00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:10,542 Glatt fires a left. He fires a right. 66 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:13,916 - Sorry, Mikey. - MCCAULEY: They're falling. 67 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,625 The Wolfdogs are down. 68 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:19,749 - Sorry, Mikey. - Shut the fuck up, Doug. 69 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,624 MCCAULEY: And that is what friends are for, especially 70 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:26,333 when your friends are huge Jewish guys named Doug Glatt. 71 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:31,499 Here's Laflamme taking the puck. He moves up the left wing. 72 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:34,332 Laflamme trying to go to the outside as the penalties expire. 73 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:37,416 Both sides at full swing. Laflamme in behind the goal, 74 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:39,499 takes it into the corner He circles. 75 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,791 What's in front? Awaiting there is Glatt, 76 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:45,666 but Laflamme holds up, jams out. He scores! 77 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:48,958 Laflamme makes it one nothing for the Halifax Highlanders. 78 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:49,959 Alright. 79 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:54,124 MCCAULEY: Reunited, and it feels so good. 80 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,750 It's a new dawn for the Halifax Highlanders. 81 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:02,000 - You're like Captain America! - Captain America! 82 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:04,708 MCCAULEY: New owner and GM Hyrum Cain's plan to win 83 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:07,874 a championship in his first season starts off 84 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,709 with a bang as the Highlanders open the scoring. 85 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,332 MAN; Highlanders draw first blood at the buzzer, 86 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:23,166 but the real story here is the physical play. 87 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:25,207 Doug Glatt, like a huge Jewish freight train 88 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:28,082 doing what he does best. His tilt with Ross Rhea still 89 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:30,125 number one on the Hockeyfights.com 90 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:31,207 all time best list. 91 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:33,290 He's already proving to be a difference maker 92 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,166 for Halifax GM and Highlanders' hall of famer. 93 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,167 Hyrum Cain. 94 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,166 The other story to follow of course is Hyrum's son 95 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,791 Anders Cain who's coming off that career high 96 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:43,332 season last year: 80 points. 97 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:46,040 Anders now finds himself up against his own father's team 98 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,165 in the very first game of the season. 99 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:49,708 Anders is the prototypical 100 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:52,083 modern era tough guy, able to drop the gloves 101 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:55,000 and put up the points as well. Anders and Xavier Laflamme 102 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:57,874 are perfect examples of the kind of the top quality talent 103 00:05:57,875 --> 00:06:00,000 this lockout is already providing the League. 104 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:01,041 What a great lockout. 105 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,166 - No one ever says that. - I just did. 106 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,082 And I'm Chad Bailey. SportsDesk. 107 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:09,083 It's sports at a desk, you lunatics. 108 00:06:09,084 --> 00:06:10,624 Look at this motherfucking desk. 109 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:15,666 I wanted to thank my big sis, Eva, 110 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:19,208 for organizing the fuck out of this! 111 00:06:19,209 --> 00:06:21,833 - Yeah! - Indeed! Gonna get shittered 112 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:24,290 might as well get shittered at my place of work. 113 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:26,833 - Place of work! - [CHEERING] 114 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,834 Place of work! Place of work! 115 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,833 Oh, shit, there he is! Dougie! 116 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:36,749 When it gets to a certain length, I just go to the barber 117 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:40,041 and he cuts it to the length that I want him to cut it in. 118 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:41,522 - Thank you. - WOMAN: Attaboy, Dougie. 119 00:06:41,546 --> 00:06:45,462 But just to summarize, that's a yes on mandatory neck guards. 120 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,374 Yes. That's correct. Thank you. 121 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,582 Okay. Now while we have you here, is there anyone 122 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,708 back home you'd like to give a shout out to? 123 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:58,040 Yes, thank you. I want to say hi to my one teammate Eva 124 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,208 who couldn't be here tonight. 125 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,582 She's my teammate and can't be here right now. My wife Eva. 126 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:06,166 - Doug with that big dick! - That's not appropriate. 127 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:08,124 I'll do whatever my team needs me to do. 128 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,709 BLONDE WOMAN: Yeah, you do. 129 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:13,083 Whatever you need. 130 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,291 My beer is back. 131 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:35,291 [OTHER TOILET FLUSHING] 132 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,207 - [OMINOUS MUSIC] - [BABY LAUGHING] 133 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,250 - Aw, f... - MAN: Fuck sake! 134 00:07:44,126 --> 00:07:47,499 Jesus Christ! Goddammit! 135 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,207 No one wants to skate anymore. Is that it? 136 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,249 Do you want to sit here? 137 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,792 Breathe hard? Dougie, you're on. 138 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:56,041 I want you to rough up a few Reading cunts right now. 139 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,282 The boys need some inspiration, 140 00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:00,163 and you can provide that. Let's go! Come on, come on! 141 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:05,000 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 142 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,500 Here it comes. 143 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,291 [CROWD GASPING] 144 00:08:17,126 --> 00:08:18,126 You wanna go? 145 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:24,208 Come on, come on. 146 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:31,750 - [CROWD CHANTING] - Fight! 147 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:42,791 MCCAULEY: Jesus Christ! Anders came 148 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:44,166 with the opening salvo! 149 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,291 - Come on, come on! - MCCAULEY: Doug Glatt is rocked! 150 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:52,959 Cain just keeps pouncing. 151 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,625 The Thug is in trouble, folks! 152 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:25,167 [GRUNTING] 153 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,791 MCCAULEY: What has happened to Doug Glatt? 154 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:30,124 The champion in so many eyes! 155 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:33,625 [CROWD CHEERING] 156 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:37,209 You fuck! 157 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:40,542 You popped your whole arm out. Fuck me! 158 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:42,750 Did I lose? 159 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:47,291 [ROCK MUSIC] 160 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:05,500 Our boy's moving on to greener pastures. 161 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:09,792 But remember, once a Highlander... 162 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:14,041 ALL: Always a Highlander! 163 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,083 MAN: This one's for you, Dougie. 164 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:20,208 [GUITAR TUNING AND DRUMROLL] 165 00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:23,374 ♪ Oh, Dougie boy ♪ 166 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:27,499 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ 167 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,084 Jesus Christ, he's drunk already. 168 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:34,709 Fucking right, man. Potato fucking salad. 169 00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:37,166 Ow! 170 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,375 You will never eat a meal in peace. 171 00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:42,458 Animals don't eat in peace. 172 00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:47,959 - Animals eat pieces of dog shit. - I'm not a fucking animal, man! 173 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:51,125 I'm a real person! I got real fucking emotions. 174 00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:52,166 - Fuck you! - I don't eat... 175 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:57,208 - Ow! You fucking Neanderthals! - So fucking tired though. 176 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,375 I'm not as fast as I used to be. 177 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,374 I'm not as tough as I used to be. 178 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,834 MAN: Dougie, this is all for you! 179 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,667 How much you... How much recovery time? 180 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,833 Doctor said, that I should never play hockey again. 181 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:17,208 Tabarnak! 182 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,208 Yeah. That's exactly what I said. 183 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,000 And we have a baby coming. 184 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,416 Eva's cousin, he's got a 185 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:30,166 a job opportunity at an insurance company. 186 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,417 I mean... 187 00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:39,792 Got beaten. 188 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,500 He beat me. 189 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,000 I have to make responsible decisions. 190 00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:46,542 [CROWD CHEERING] 191 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,833 Stevesy, I think I'm gonna piss myself. 192 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:56,375 [MUSIC PLAYING] 193 00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,040 Hey! There's my guy! 194 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,582 Hey, stay there, I'll come to you. 195 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:04,917 Oh! Yeah. 196 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,417 - Just stand here? - Just... 197 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,166 - I told you I'm coming to you. - I'm Doug Glatt. 198 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,458 I said I was coming to you. 199 00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:13,792 I can do this. Prostate. 200 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,499 Work up. Got a melon. 201 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,082 Here we go. See? Flat, I'm fine. It's the stairs. 202 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,082 - I'm Doug Glatt. - Yeah. Bob Forbes. 203 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,332 - Ow, my arm! - Oh yeah, hell of an arm! 204 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,833 How excited are you right now, huh? 205 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:29,249 Yes. Thank you so much. The windows here are great. 206 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,124 Yeah, tell you what. 207 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,124 You deserve 'em. 'Cause the sky is the limit here at. 208 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,667 Cornwallis Insurance. You seen the commercials? 209 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,290 - No. - You should, they're real good. 210 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,416 It says, 211 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,417 ♪ Go ahead and call us, we're... ♪ 212 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,416 You want me to call you? 213 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:47,166 No, I want you to finish the song. Cornwallis. 214 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,208 - Oh. - Haha! There he is. 215 00:12:49,209 --> 00:12:50,625 He's going up, this guy. 216 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,375 Get in there. 217 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:57,375 Used to be a jail. Prisoners killed themselves. 218 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,333 "Doug Glatt, storage room," 219 00:13:01,126 --> 00:13:03,333 that's you. How does that feel? 220 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,208 You know, you mentioned you play hockey; I used 221 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:07,374 to watch a lot of hockey 222 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,290 'til it got too exciting for the old ticker. 223 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,041 Had a massive heart attack. 224 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:16,791 Yep, I am a sick man. Anyway, I'm lying on my death bed, 225 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,167 and that's when I got bit by the selling insurance bug. 226 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:23,126 Yep, she laid eggs right inside of me, and now you're here. 227 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,207 - I'm allergic to eggs. - You're an idiot; 228 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,207 - nobody's allergic to eggs. - [MAN MOANING] 229 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,457 Oh, Christ, this guy. 230 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,207 Come on, come on! Come on! Aah! 231 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,249 Get out of there! Quit! Quit that! 232 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,582 It's like he's showing off. Huh? Nice fixed stream. 233 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,083 - Yeah. - God! They got a whole alley to 234 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,324 do that in and then they choose 235 00:13:40,348 --> 00:13:44,000 this window to piss on. God, it's like crack to them. 236 00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:45,207 - Crazy. - They also sell crack 237 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,542 - at that window. - Oh! Okay. 238 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:50,875 But don't worry, it's safe as long as you get out by sundown. 239 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,166 That's when the handjobs start. 240 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,875 What the... 241 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,291 A lot of cars in our driveway. 242 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,958 [MUSIC PLAYING] 243 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:14,125 - Ahh! Surprise! - Hey, fuck! 244 00:14:16,504 --> 00:14:18,624 I was gonna be in town anyway, so I thought to myself, 245 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,185 wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity 246 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:24,374 to organize a little something for the two of you? Ohhh, 247 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,249 I am so proud of you, Dougie. 248 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:29,165 You found something secure and steady. 249 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,583 You see? Everything has a time and a place. 250 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:34,834 Thanks, Mom. 251 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,041 Oh. Your house, the baby... 252 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,709 I can't believe I'm gonna be a grandmother. 253 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:43,262 If I'm being honest, there was a while there 254 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:44,903 where I never thought it was gonna happen, 255 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,166 what with Ira being the way he is and all. 256 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,916 - Jesus, Mom. - Wow! 257 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,000 If it makes you feel any better, I go all kinds of ways. 258 00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:54,958 - What kinds of ways? - Ah, you get me drunk enough, 259 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,082 I'll munch a box. 260 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,624 That's not an animal. I got all kinds of tricks. 261 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,874 [MAN GROWLING] 262 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,041 MAN: Feels like my ass threw up! 263 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:07,457 Hey! There he is! No, no, come on, 264 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,041 give me the good stuff. Give me the... No, no. 265 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:18,999 Fucking... Mazel tov! Mazel tov! In your a... 266 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,040 Oh, excuse me, I didn't... 267 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,166 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - No. Fuck. 268 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,927 I was just pretending to butt fuck my friend. 269 00:15:24,928 --> 00:15:26,688 I don't think we've been properly introduced. 270 00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:29,165 I'm Patrick... Hoolahan. 271 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,041 We've met, you idiot! 272 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:34,332 You wouldn't stop hitting on me at Doug and Eva's wedding. 273 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,082 And you fell asleep and pissed yourself. 274 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,666 - Nice. Represent. - Yeah. 275 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,332 - Why do you have a boner? - You just noticed that? 276 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,207 - Hey, what, I have a... - MARY: It's massive. 277 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,750 - What? Uh... - Come on, clean it up! 278 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,041 - Ah! - No! Stop! 279 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,202 Just trying to get rid of it. 280 00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:54,226 - Pat always gets boners. - PAT: Fuck! Dib! Hiya! 281 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,457 - So how was your first day? - Work? 282 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,749 Oh, it... Aw, It was so fun. 283 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:17,458 Yeah. I mean, there's so many documents and... 284 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:22,333 phone calls to make and receive and... 285 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,708 You sit a lot. 286 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,708 I mean, like, pretty much the whole day. 287 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,126 So it's safe. You know, it's really safe. 288 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,083 Plus there's a Harvey's close by, which is good. 289 00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:39,250 Hey. I'm proud of you, 290 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,458 of us. 291 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:45,041 We're doing this. It's... 292 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,208 it's a fucking a lot and... 293 00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:51,500 - [CHUCKLING] - It's crazy, but we're doing it. 294 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,167 Together. 295 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,458 A team. 296 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,375 Yeah, we're a team. Got each other's backs. 297 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:03,917 I know it's hard for you. 298 00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,417 I mean, I know you miss it. 299 00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,291 And I miss it too. 300 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,709 I loved watching you play, 301 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,959 but I love you and... 302 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:19,208 the family we're gonna have, more. 303 00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,416 [TOILET FLUSHING] 304 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,541 PAT: Guys! Dropping loads. 305 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:27,208 Dropping fucking hot meatball loads from my asshole. 306 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,001 Hey, Pat. 307 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,290 This... I... I was just... I'm having... I'm having 308 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,166 some stomach issues today. 309 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,332 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and germs, welcome to 310 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,583 the Bruised and Battered. 311 00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,457 Hockey Fighting Competition. Proudly banned in 11 states, 312 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:46,541 Six provinces and one territory! The hockey tournament 313 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:49,125 for retired fourth liners with only one rule. 314 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:50,959 No hockey. 315 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:52,667 You know, I tell ya, 316 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,013 Hot Ice would have been all over this shit. 317 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,995 Fucking kids these days with their fucking... 318 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,583 YouTube. 319 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,917 Fucking Isis. 320 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,624 I tell you what, I'm into new shit now. But lately, 321 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,082 Dougie, my new thing. I'm all about going 322 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,499 fucking door to door selling fucking china deluxe. 323 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,375 Look at this fucking thing, right? You know, you fucking... 324 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,791 You put it someplace, you put it another place. 325 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,457 People fucking look at it. 326 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,583 Does everything it needs to do. 327 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,458 Dope, right? Dougie? 328 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,083 I keep going over and over it in my head. 329 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,375 He was unlike anybody I've ever fought before. 330 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,000 He was faster... 331 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:37,834 meaner. 332 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,916 Thank God Eva wasn't watching when he beat me. 333 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:45,165 ANNOUNCER: And now, the main event of the evening! 334 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,207 Fighting for the $400 grand prize 335 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,874 is reigning champ, Ross "the Boss". 336 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:54,374 - Rhea! - ANNOUNCER: Rhea! 337 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,874 PAT: Yep, you kicked the shit out of him. He looks like 338 00:18:56,875 --> 00:19:01,792 265 pounds of dog shit stuffed into fucking ice skates, 339 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,875 tell you what, motherfucker can still bang. 340 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,499 - Hey, Barnesby. - Bossman. 341 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,124 - How's the shoulder? - Fucked as usual. 342 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,583 Thanks for asking, though. 343 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:20,208 Alright. I'll make it quick for you. 344 00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:21,250 Fuck you. 345 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,125 [CROWD CHEERING] 346 00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,125 Oof! Oof! 347 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,750 ♪ Stand up and say ♪ 348 00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:47,042 Oh! 349 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,958 - You alright, Barnes? - Aww, go fuck yourself. 350 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:55,125 Jesus fucking Christ! It's a fucking crime scene! 351 00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:58,166 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 352 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,750 The Bruised and Battered Competition... 353 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,083 would like to thank you for your continued support. 354 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:15,000 But we are especially thankful. 355 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,792 For the Dartmouth Wig Outlet. 356 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,290 "You won't wig out at their prices." 357 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,291 SPECTATOR: Fucking sister wearing the wig! 358 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,542 Alright. 359 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,874 I got some people I want to thank too. You fucking people! 360 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,958 [CROWD CHEERING] 361 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,375 I used to think I was done. 362 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,166 And maybe there... there is a time for everybody... 363 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,083 but when I step out on this ice 364 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,207 and I see all of you cheering me on, I know my time 365 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,375 ain't done yet. Thank you very much. 366 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,582 ALL: Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! 367 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:55,833 Ross! Ross! 368 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,709 Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! 369 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,166 - I'm James Duffy. - And I'm Chad Bailey. 370 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,416 You're watching SportsDesk. 371 00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,958 SportsDesk, we're all pink on the inside. 372 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:09,457 Oh, Jesus Christ. 373 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,833 Anyway, Halifax's woeful losing streak extends 374 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,666 to 12 straight losses to start the year. 375 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,749 They've been in a rut since their disastrous 376 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,833 season opening loss to Reading, which saw 377 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,290 then captain Doug Glatt hospitalized following 378 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:24,749 what would be a career ending tilt with Anders Cain. 379 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,875 Can the Highlanders find a way to turn things around? 380 00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:31,708 HYRUM: I bought this team because I win. 381 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:32,709 COACH: I know. 382 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,375 This lockout should be the best thing to ever happen 383 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,708 to us, but we're blowing it. 384 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,124 We are going after the biggest names 385 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,291 on this side of the Atlantic, 386 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:43,457 players you can build a team around, starting with Anders. 387 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,500 Wait. Your son? 388 00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:50,792 Yeah. He's been a fucking beast for Reading. 389 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:54,541 Not to mention, he almost singlehandedly eviscerated us. 390 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,166 Why are you taking so much joy? 391 00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:59,249 He pretty much ended Dougie's fucking hockey career. 392 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,042 Hey, Glatt's career was ending all by itself. 393 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,583 Well, we're never gonna know that now, are we? 394 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:07,290 No offence, Hyrum, okay? 395 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:10,124 But you and your son, not exactly Walter and Wayne. 396 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,125 That shit is behind us. You can believe 397 00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:13,541 he is not gonna fuck this up. 398 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:17,125 He knows what's at stake. We go all in for Anders... 399 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,582 you're gonna make him captain, 400 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,999 and I'm gonna keep his ass in line. 401 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Hyrum, please. Captain? Let's talk about this. 402 00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,441 - Ronnie... Let's think about this. 403 00:22:25,442 --> 00:22:26,900 - Let's think about the A... - Ronnie! 404 00:22:26,901 --> 00:22:29,041 - Before we get to the C. - Ronnie! 405 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:30,458 You're gonna coach my kid. 406 00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:33,166 You're gonna build a team around him, 407 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,457 you're gonna make him captain 408 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,666 or I'm gonna find some other fucking guy who will. 409 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:37,874 Fine. 410 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,000 - Good. - Fine. 411 00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,667 Better than being on the door. 412 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:47,250 [ROCK MUSIC] 413 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,625 - Hey. - Hey. 414 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,625 Thanks for coming. 415 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,785 - Thanks for inviting me. - Welcome. What do you think? 416 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,875 I think it's... I think it's all... 417 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:09,999 - you. - As it should be, right? 418 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,165 As it should be. 419 00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:12,833 - Great room. - Great room. 420 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,667 Can I get you a soda pop or... 421 00:23:16,084 --> 00:23:17,791 Uh, Sunflower seeds? 422 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:20,667 - Uh, yeah, seeds are good. - Help yourself. Sit down. 423 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,917 Sunflower seeds are for winners. 424 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:33,792 Son... 425 00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:36,208 Sorry. It's uh... 426 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:42,207 - You're carrying the torch now. - Yes, sir. 427 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:44,709 You don't want... over you. 428 00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:48,457 - I own the torch. - Our name's on your back. 429 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:49,458 Our family. 430 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:54,000 Our family. And actually, um, Mom was asking me... 431 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:55,791 Our name is a currency 432 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,541 - in this town. - Absolutely. 433 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,333 I don't want you to fuck this up. Not this time. 434 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:03,834 This season's everything. The world is watching. 435 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:08,000 Maybe not the world. I mean, 436 00:24:08,001 --> 00:24:09,207 Canada probably, but... 437 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,083 And like three or four states. 438 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,375 Stand up. 439 00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:18,416 - I'm giving you the C. - Yeah. 440 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,057 - You're gonna prove me right. - Yes, sir. 441 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,057 - You're gonna win. - Gonna win. 442 00:24:21,058 --> 00:24:22,499 Stay the fuck out of trouble. 443 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,709 Because the therapy worked this time. 444 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,958 - I don't wanna hear about that. - We won't talk about it. 445 00:24:28,959 --> 00:24:29,959 That's for your mom. 446 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:32,125 - Yes, sir. - It's shit for your mom. 447 00:24:32,126 --> 00:24:34,000 - Yes, sir. - Don't bring shit up like that. 448 00:24:45,209 --> 00:24:48,083 Good music, nice heat, great friends. 449 00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:51,374 One night, me and my friends, my great friends, 450 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:55,916 went for hamburgers downtown. 451 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,207 That summer, 452 00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:01,457 we ruled the world. We thought we "wuz" the kings. 453 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,582 Turns out we "wuz" the jokers. 454 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:07,166 MAN ON TV: Look what the fucking cat dragged in! 455 00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:15,458 ♪♪♪ 456 00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:31,749 [ROCK MUSIC] 457 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:34,458 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 458 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:39,208 [CHATTER STOPS] 459 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,125 PLAYER: Fucking kid. 460 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,500 This is bullshit. 461 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,291 He has hair like a lion. 462 00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:06,166 Bring it in! Bring it in! 463 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:11,041 Okay, boys. We kind of fucked up the start of this thing, eh? 464 00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:12,792 So now, 465 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:16,235 we got a few lads who are on their wages up for the big show 466 00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:17,999 down here with us wearing our jerseys. 467 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,791 - Jean-Pierre Finch. - Yo. 468 00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:24,749 We got, uh, Pet... Petr, uh, Petri Dish, Petrov. 469 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:28,040 - A lot of Ps. - [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 470 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:29,207 RONNIE: What's he doing? 471 00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:31,082 - He's handing out candy. - Candy? 472 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:32,332 [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 473 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:36,500 - It's a Slovak tradition, maybe. - Better be. 474 00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:39,375 Oh, my God! 475 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:44,542 - [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] - Okay. And Anders Cain. 476 00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:48,417 Okay. Super duper! 477 00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,040 OK, now that Dougie is retired, we need a new captain, 478 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:56,291 and I cannot think of a better leadership tandem... 479 00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:59,750 than Xavier Laflamme with the A, 480 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,374 Anders Cain as captain. There you go. 481 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:05,041 Alright. [STICKS KNOCKING ICE] 482 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,375 Alright. 483 00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:14,290 This ice is shit, fix it. 484 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:15,834 Perhaps the new captain would like to 485 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,000 say a few words to his team. 486 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,000 - You alright, son? - Right. 487 00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:22,375 - Right. - Give me something. 488 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:26,041 Nothing else fucking matters if we don't win. 489 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:30,625 They brought me here to win. My dad brought me here to win. 490 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:32,999 That's what we're gonna fucking do. 491 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,666 Anybody here like fucking sunflower seeds? 492 00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:37,208 This barn's sunflower seeds are fucking winners. 493 00:27:37,209 --> 00:27:40,125 - Right? Fuck yeah! - Great, that's good. Yeah. 494 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,834 - Fucking right, Dad, right? - Right. 495 00:27:44,542 --> 00:27:48,041 I know many of you... are veterans, 496 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,374 many of you are old friends, 497 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,095 many of you have never worn another sweater; 498 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,035 I'm here to tell you: all of that gets you nothing. 499 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,374 HYRUM: Produce, you will be rewarded. 500 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,457 - Don't, you'll be sent packing. - Hey! 501 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,499 It's a buyers' market out there, so for most of you, 502 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,207 that's your fucking career done. 503 00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:04,875 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 504 00:28:06,209 --> 00:28:08,040 [PLAYERS WHOOPING] 505 00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:10,208 Fucked up the first part of this season. 506 00:28:10,209 --> 00:28:11,375 Find a way to be relevant! 507 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:16,332 Make yourself fucking relevant! Because from this point on... 508 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,166 Fuck! 509 00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:19,041 From where I'm fucking standing... 510 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,791 - Ah, fuck! - It's Darwin. 511 00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:27,791 GOALIE: Come on, guys! Play! I'm right here! 512 00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:29,083 Play hockey, guys! 513 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,084 Hey! 514 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,333 You! Look alive, man! And who the fuck is Darwin? 515 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:40,166 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 516 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:44,041 - [CAT MEOWING] - [CLANKING] 517 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:51,083 - [MAN GROANING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 518 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:55,582 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 519 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,165 REPORTER: Anders, new team, new city; 520 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,709 any message for the fans? 521 00:29:00,126 --> 00:29:02,166 They brought me here to win. 522 00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:05,125 REPORTER: Care to confirm, deny the rumors of your captaincy? 523 00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:07,875 [INAUDIBLE WHISPERING] 524 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,750 It's my team now. 525 00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:16,583 REPORTER: Xavier Laflamme declined to comment. 526 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:30,458 Ah! [GASPING] 527 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:51,999 - [INDISTINCT TV SOUND] - Oh! 528 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,958 What's the bag for? 529 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,165 These are just documents. 530 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,541 It's a huge bag full of documents. 531 00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,666 I'm going to an insurance festival. 532 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:00,708 Huh? 533 00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:02,750 I better go, Eva. It's real late. Bye. 534 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:07,500 - WOMAN ON TV: You then inhale... - The fuck? 535 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,375 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 536 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:13,542 [HORN BLARING] 537 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:23,458 [DISTANT BARKING] 538 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:36,250 Hello, sir. 539 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,667 Holy shit on Mary's tits. 540 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,834 Fuck are you doing here? 541 00:30:48,209 --> 00:30:49,375 Came here to see you. 542 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:55,750 Got injured. Right arm. 543 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:57,875 Yeah, I saw that. 544 00:30:58,375 --> 00:31:00,125 Hard lad this Anders Cain. 545 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:04,208 So what are you doing with the hockey bag? 546 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:10,999 - I wanna be a Highlander again. - Oh, Jesus, kid. 547 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,792 [DISTANT SIREN BLARING] 548 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:15,083 Will you train me? 549 00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:16,250 Train you to what? 550 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,749 Teach me to fight with my left. 551 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:21,208 - [CHUCKLING] - Teach me to skate better. 552 00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:23,291 What the fuck do I know about skating, Doug? 553 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,583 You see what I do in there. 554 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:31,458 We can train another time if you're not able to right now. 555 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:35,125 There's a restaurant nearby that sells hotdogs. 556 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,249 - We could eat those instead. - Hotdogs? 557 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:40,290 - It's like a sausage sandwich... - I know what a hotdog is. 558 00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:41,959 Looks like a penis. 559 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,250 Jesus Christ. 560 00:31:47,959 --> 00:31:49,624 Alright. 20 minutes. 561 00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:51,374 We go in there, get it out of your system, 562 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,709 and you go right home, eh? 563 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,417 Thank you, sir. 564 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,875 Ah, goddammit! Not again. 565 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,000 They better not. Fuck this! 566 00:32:04,917 --> 00:32:06,083 Ah, shit! 567 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:10,083 Left my fucking bus pass in there. 568 00:32:12,084 --> 00:32:14,124 I need my fucking bus pass. 569 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:15,458 EVA: What time is it? 570 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,542 11:37. Wait. 571 00:32:21,209 --> 00:32:24,125 - 11:38. - Did you just get home? 572 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,834 Yeah. 573 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:29,208 The insurance carnival's long. 574 00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:33,041 I was meeting all these people who do insurance. 575 00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:36,458 It's really safe. 576 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,250 It's a real thing. 577 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:42,749 It doesn't sound like a real thing. 578 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:45,332 - Uh... - [SNIFFING] 579 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:47,583 Mm, you smell like hotdogs. 580 00:32:50,959 --> 00:32:52,083 Thank you. 581 00:32:55,041 --> 00:33:00,000 - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] - [CLOCK TICKING] 582 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,834 [GONG] 583 00:33:04,001 --> 00:33:05,749 Ugh! Oh! 584 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,750 ROSS: That's it, rotate. 585 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,666 Rotate. Alright, now, do that left across. 586 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:12,332 ♪ Sometimes, when your hopes have all been shattered ♪ 587 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,583 ♪ There's nowhere to turn ♪ 588 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,582 ♪ You wonder how you'll keep going ♪ 589 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:22,166 MCCAULEY: Halifax Highlanders and the Hamilton Steelers. 590 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,208 Now Laflamme is rammed on the corner. 591 00:33:24,209 --> 00:33:25,916 He's run into and decked! 592 00:33:25,917 --> 00:33:28,290 - Sorry. Looks like I... - Tagged ya! Tagged ya again. 593 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,166 - Sorry, bud. - Stop fucking saying sorry. 594 00:33:30,167 --> 00:33:31,207 I'm kicking your ass, boy! 595 00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:33,291 MCCAULEY: Now Depere digs the puck out of the corner, 596 00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:35,667 moves in on the back. He scores! 597 00:33:37,001 --> 00:33:39,749 Whatever, I could have stopped that with your dick. 598 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,332 MCCAULEY: And it is a three-nothing lead 599 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,416 for Hamilton over Halifax. 600 00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:47,249 - [DOUG COUGHING] - Uppercut. 601 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:53,125 ♪ Dare, dare to keep all your dreams alive ♪ 602 00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:56,542 - [SIGHS] - ♪ It's time to take a stand ♪ 603 00:33:57,417 --> 00:34:00,040 MCCAULEY: The newest Highlander, Anders Cain, scores! 604 00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:03,834 Quite an individual effort by Anders Cain! 605 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,874 Ah, ah. Keep it down, Dougie. 606 00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:09,624 For fuck sake, how many times do I have to tell ya? 607 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:10,749 Just the left. 608 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:14,126 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 609 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,124 RONNIE: Put some heat on it, boy. 610 00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:18,875 There you go! That's the one I'm looking for. 611 00:34:19,542 --> 00:34:22,166 MCCAULEY: Here's Anders Cain! He scores! 612 00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:24,166 Anders Cain and... Uh-oh! 613 00:34:24,167 --> 00:34:27,416 Just like that, down goes Davinski. 614 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:28,417 Christ! 615 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:31,497 MCCAULEY: And he'll head straight to the penalty box. 616 00:34:31,521 --> 00:34:32,646 Fuck you! 617 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:35,457 MCCAULEY: And now, the Moncton Lords score! 618 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,457 - Fuck! - MAN: Shit game, man. 619 00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,378 DUFFY: Well past the midpoint of the season, Cain 620 00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:41,795 and the Highlanders continue to be their own worst enemies 621 00:34:41,796 --> 00:34:43,624 as they remain on the playoff bubble. 622 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,834 [EXHALING] 623 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,959 ♪ Dare ♪ 624 00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:53,084 Yeah! 625 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:55,667 You're working your ass off, kid. 626 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,207 There's a ceiling on your skating, 627 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,568 and that left hand's never gonna be as strong as your right, 628 00:35:00,592 --> 00:35:02,384 but trust me, it will fuck somebody up. 629 00:35:03,709 --> 00:35:05,875 Listen, Dougie, there's something you might wanna know. 630 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,042 Shit show's moving. 631 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,750 Next Bruised and Battered is gonna be at the Metro Centre. 632 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,917 You wanna be a Highlander? That's your ticket. 633 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,001 There's your audition, boy. 634 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,457 Hyrum's gonna be watching. You could show him 635 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,667 and everyone else you're still fucking here. 636 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,333 What do you say? 637 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,833 DUFFY: And while they keep finding ways to win, 638 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:30,332 the Highlanders keep finding ways to lose too. 639 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,916 Many are blaming the hot and cold play of Anders Cain, 640 00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,624 who sits 31st in scoring, 641 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:36,583 but leads the League in penalty minutes. 642 00:35:37,542 --> 00:35:39,666 We've dropped eight of the last ten. 643 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:42,126 We take penalties the way other teams change lines. 644 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,875 - I'm trying. - What do I say? 645 00:35:47,084 --> 00:35:49,542 Don't fucking try; fucking win. 646 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:52,916 Wake 'em the fuck up. 647 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,083 Alright? 648 00:35:54,084 --> 00:35:55,500 - Wake 'em the fuck up. - Yes, sir. 649 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:57,583 Good. 650 00:35:58,041 --> 00:35:59,542 Lead these guys. 651 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,916 That tie is too short, Chad. 652 00:36:01,917 --> 00:36:04,792 Or I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing, James. 653 00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:08,124 SportsDesk: We know exactly what the fuck 654 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,792 we're doing James. 655 00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,165 Oh, my gosh! Thank God, it feels 656 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:13,916 so good to be out of the house. 657 00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:17,166 And I am so excited about this restaurant. Me and the baby 658 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:19,291 are gonna eat the shit out of some pad Thai. 659 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:22,375 Oh, why have we taken the long way? It's not... 660 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,582 [MEN LAUGHING] Doug, do you wanna 661 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,083 - go in and say a quick hello? - Well, I'll be honest. 662 00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:31,484 I already ate and I'm already drunk, 663 00:36:31,508 --> 00:36:33,082 so the bar seems to make sense. 664 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,999 For fuck sake! 665 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,499 Man, feels like it was fucking yesterday 666 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,500 that I was... 667 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,999 working here, bartender, boyfriend who played hockey. 668 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,749 - Yep. - Now, I'm pregnant and married 669 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,290 to a guy who says we're a team, but he's always gone, 670 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,371 and for some reason, he feels he has to hide the fact 671 00:36:49,395 --> 00:36:51,249 that he eats hot dogs. What the fuck happened? 672 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,708 Are we these people now? This is... This is who we are? 673 00:36:54,709 --> 00:36:57,249 Oh yeah, that's us. You and me, baby. 674 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,410 - [INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING] - No. Me and... Me and Doug. 675 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,290 - Oh, I gotta take a piss. - Okay. 676 00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:03,958 Still got my jacket on. 677 00:37:03,959 --> 00:37:05,833 - Ha! - Get me another beer. 678 00:37:05,834 --> 00:37:06,917 Yup. 679 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,041 So, Dougie, how's that new job going? 680 00:37:10,042 --> 00:37:13,041 Oh, it... It's, oh, fun. 681 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:14,582 Yeah. There's... 682 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,250 There's all these documents, you know? 683 00:37:18,041 --> 00:37:20,165 I get to bring a thermos to work 684 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:22,250 which keeps my food hot and cold. 685 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,666 Sometimes, I put hamburgers in there. 686 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,834 It's up to me. 687 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,917 The way we're playing, we're all gonna need a new job soon. 688 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,541 I suppose I could go back 689 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:36,458 to Pentecostal summer camp with my cousin's boyfriend. 690 00:37:37,209 --> 00:37:39,458 I'm gonna have to move back with Mom. 691 00:37:40,209 --> 00:37:41,999 But don't get me wrong, I love her to bits, 692 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,457 but that bed pan fills up fucking fast. 693 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:48,916 I don't want to work at my uncle's eel farm. 694 00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:50,083 Hm-mm. 695 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,875 I don't know how to do anything else. 696 00:37:55,959 --> 00:37:58,833 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 697 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,290 [SIGHS] 698 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:04,041 Ah, you know, it's just a slump, boys. 699 00:38:05,209 --> 00:38:06,375 She'll pass. 700 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:10,709 - Come on, get 'em in ya! - Mmm. 701 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,499 All the drinks in this country taste like piss. 702 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,124 Taste like a Kazakh shit in my mouth. 703 00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:22,083 [SLURPING] Oh, that tastes like burps. 704 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,917 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 705 00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:39,458 Welcome home, kid. 706 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,582 Thanks. 707 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:43,875 Big night, eh? Everybody watching. 708 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,125 Don't worry, you'll be fine. What poor bastard 709 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:50,566 they got you matched up with tonight? 710 00:38:50,590 --> 00:38:52,924 Didn't they tell you? The format's been changed. 711 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:56,082 - Changed to what? - ANNOUNCER: Ladies 712 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,708 and gentlemen, the Bruised and Battered Competition 713 00:38:58,709 --> 00:39:01,374 is proud to bring you tonight's special event. 714 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:03,999 Ten fighters, one rink, one fight 715 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,083 in our first ever Battle Royale! 716 00:39:07,084 --> 00:39:09,750 - Let's fucking go! - Are you ready? 717 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:12,417 Are you ready? 718 00:39:13,709 --> 00:39:15,500 Really bad idea. 719 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:19,041 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 720 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:25,165 [ALL SCREAM] 721 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,124 - [BLOWS WHISTLE] - [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 722 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,999 [CROWD CHEERING] 723 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,625 Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez! 724 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:38,834 - Ah! - Jesus Christ on a bike! 725 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:40,834 Fuck you, Glatt! 726 00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:56,791 The fuck are we doing here? 727 00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:58,432 I don't know, I went to fucking Princeton. 728 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,542 You look like Super Mario. 729 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,125 Hey, Andrew. 730 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,041 My fuck, can he still bang. 731 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:25,875 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 732 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,875 Here, big guy. What are you, like, fucking 15 years old? 733 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:37,708 - [GRUNTS] - [CROWD CHANTING] Ross! Ross! 734 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,666 [ROSS GRUNTING] I think he's had enough. 735 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:42,417 Let me go. Let me go. I'm the ref, let me go! 736 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:48,208 - Fuck it! - Ugh! 737 00:40:48,209 --> 00:40:50,208 [PANTING] 738 00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:52,834 SPECTATOR: Woohoo! Get out of here! 739 00:40:55,001 --> 00:40:57,667 SPECTATOR: You're one tough motherfucker, Dougie! 740 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,834 - [ROSS PANTING] - [CROWD CHEERING] 741 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:15,709 - Hey, kid. - Hi, sir. 742 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,792 You alright? 743 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,833 [ROSS SNORTING] 744 00:41:20,834 --> 00:41:22,000 Yeah. 745 00:41:22,834 --> 00:41:24,125 I've been better. 746 00:41:25,209 --> 00:41:27,833 - ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! - ROSS: Ah, fuck. 747 00:41:27,834 --> 00:41:29,959 ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 748 00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:32,582 Let's not reinvent the wheel here, eh? 749 00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:35,124 ALL: Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! 750 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,874 Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! 751 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,874 - Wait, wait. - [ROSS GRUNTING] 752 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,792 - [CROWD SIGHING] - Got you, buddy. 753 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,375 - I think we should leave. - [CROWD BOOING] 754 00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:47,667 I got you. 755 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,750 [CRACKING] 756 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:57,542 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 757 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:01,583 Oh! 758 00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:04,208 That was a fucking shit show, eh? 759 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,083 Not exactly playing hockey, is it? 760 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:13,291 Thanks, kid. 761 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,458 You had my back out there. 762 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,583 I owe ya. 763 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:25,208 Maybe I should take you to the doctor. 764 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,209 What for? 765 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:29,500 So he can tell me I got post-concussion syndrome? 766 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:33,249 One more bad hit, and then you're done? 767 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,791 It's not fucking soccer, Dougie. 768 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:37,250 Been hearing that shit for a decade now. 769 00:42:40,084 --> 00:42:41,417 Doesn't sound very good. 770 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:46,125 You looked mean out there, kiddo. 771 00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:49,333 Young Anders better watch his ass. 772 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,541 Lead these guys! Lead these guys! 773 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:01,165 Fuck, what would a leader do? What would a fucking leader do, 774 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:04,499 right now? Alright! Alright! Listen up! 775 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,708 Captain speaking! Captain time! 776 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:09,749 Off your fucking phone, Laflamme! Get off! 777 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,290 - [WHISPERING]: Turn it off. - You turn the fucking puck 778 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:13,531 over in the neutral zone one more time and I'll teach you 779 00:43:13,555 --> 00:43:15,916 a fucking lesson you'll never forget. Got it? 780 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:16,999 The fuck you just said? 781 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,125 And you KHL-garbage- bullshit-Ukrainian- 782 00:43:20,126 --> 00:43:22,833 fuck-hockey-league- Chernobyl-disaster fucks 783 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,290 you turn that fucking puck over one more time, 784 00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:28,125 and I'll fucking kill both of you! And you! 785 00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:30,125 - Yeah? - Hey, fuck, I had enough. 786 00:43:30,126 --> 00:43:31,166 Fuck you! 787 00:43:31,167 --> 00:43:32,709 - Fuck you! - Hey! 788 00:43:33,917 --> 00:43:34,959 Be nice. 789 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,458 What? 790 00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:41,042 Be... 791 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:43,709 nice. 792 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,166 - [ANDERS ROARING] - [STEVENSON SCREAMING] 793 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:53,624 [ANDERS CHEERING] Fuck yeah! 794 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:56,166 That's what I'm talking about! Sports! 795 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:57,416 You miss fucking Doug Glatt? 796 00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:01,624 You think he gives two fucking shits about you guys? 797 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:04,124 I care! I fucking care! 798 00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:07,083 We're gonna do this together! Highlanders on three! 799 00:44:07,084 --> 00:44:08,524 - [PETROV LAUGHING] - One, two, three, 800 00:44:08,548 --> 00:44:10,840 Highlanders! My line starts. 801 00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:13,874 See? He gets it. He fucking gets it! 802 00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:15,999 He smiles! He fucking gets it! 803 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,416 Fuck! No! No more fucking candies! 804 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:23,207 What the fuck? Holy shit! 805 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:25,458 [PETROV LAUGHING] 806 00:44:26,709 --> 00:44:28,958 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] [CROWD CHEERING] 807 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:31,208 MCCAULEY: Highlanders lead Newark one-nothing 808 00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:33,165 thanks to a goal by Anders Cain. 809 00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:35,000 Anders Cain wants it badly; he shoved 810 00:44:35,001 --> 00:44:38,208 his own teammate aside. Now, the captain waits. 811 00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:40,082 Cain takes a good look up the ice. 812 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:42,082 Down at the other end is Laflamme hovering 813 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:43,332 in the neutral zone. 814 00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,541 Cain now works it up, Laflamme well ahead. 815 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:46,542 No, no, no! 816 00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,990 MCCAULEY: In a suicide pass, Laflamme is decked by Balako! 817 00:44:50,014 --> 00:44:51,125 - Fuck! - Fucking cunt! 818 00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:52,708 MCCAULEY: Down on the ice is Laflamme. 819 00:44:52,709 --> 00:44:53,999 He's spitting blood. 820 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,125 Here's Cain and Stevenson going at the goal! 821 00:44:57,954 --> 00:44:59,874 - Anders Cain absolutely... - What are you doing? 822 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,416 MCCAULEY: levels both the Newark goalie and Stevenson. 823 00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:06,125 - Fuck me! - Now Cain draws a crowd. 824 00:45:06,126 --> 00:45:09,290 Cain decks one, decks two. 825 00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:12,457 And Cain stood up to the world. 826 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:14,624 Your kid finally got suspended, okay? 827 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:17,040 - He's destroying this team. - What's that? 828 00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:20,374 - You heard me, you little shit. - Tread lightly, Ron. 829 00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:22,375 Hyrum, did you not see the same fucking hockey game 830 00:45:22,399 --> 00:45:24,165 that I saw last night? Did you see that game? 831 00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:26,290 Yeah, I did. I saw compete. 832 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,999 It was misdirected, but I saw compete. 833 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,582 The dressing room's in the shitter. 834 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:31,416 It's tighter than a nun's cunt in there. 835 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:33,999 There's no chatter; boys feel, they're on the chopping block. 836 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,332 They... They need someone to pull 'em together. 837 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,249 And time after time after time, 838 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,874 he's proven he's not the fucking guy. 839 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:42,749 Oh, what? So it's my fault the fucking amateur-hour 840 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:43,750 - limp-dick... - Anders! 841 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:51,374 - What about Doug? - Doug... Doug? 842 00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:53,000 Maybe I was wrong about him. 843 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:55,917 I saw him at the shit show the other night. 844 00:45:56,834 --> 00:45:58,290 He looked mean. 845 00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,874 - What? Really? - HYRUM: Yeah. 846 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:00,999 We thought he was done. 847 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,708 Yeah, 'cause I fucking made him done. 848 00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:04,207 Alright. Alright. 849 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:07,749 Well then, maybe we bring him back to practice, eh? 850 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,166 And we'll give him a shot, see if he's got what it takes. 851 00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:14,000 But we saw what he did to him; so what's that dressing room 852 00:46:14,001 --> 00:46:15,666 gonna look like with him and Glatt in it? 853 00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:19,000 - I think we should find out. - Fuck me! 854 00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,084 Fuck you then, 'cause we're doing it. 855 00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:26,333 - [CAR HONKING] - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 856 00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:33,624 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 857 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:36,791 ♪ Baby, it's nice to have you here ♪ 858 00:46:36,792 --> 00:46:39,499 ♪ Right now ♪ 859 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,165 ♪ Baby, it's nice to feel you near ♪ 860 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,875 Oh, my Lordy! It's Doug! 861 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,583 Jesus, Stevie, you fell in the garbage. 862 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:51,366 - STEVENSON: I'm okay. - PLAYER 1: Welcome back, Dougie. 863 00:46:51,390 --> 00:46:54,083 - PLAYER 2: Welcome home, Dougie. - Welcome home, Doug. 864 00:46:54,084 --> 00:46:57,082 - Thanks, bud. - PLAYER 3: Number 69. 865 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,500 - Now we're talking. - Fucking right. 866 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,750 Okay, boys. 867 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,791 This is a big day. First off, we're gonna welcome back Dougie. 868 00:47:06,792 --> 00:47:09,332 We're gonna see if he's fit enough to play. Right? 869 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:12,041 - Fucking right! - Good luck, bud. 870 00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:13,416 Thank you, guys. 871 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:16,500 I'm so happy to be back here and have a chance to... 872 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 to be back here? 873 00:47:19,001 --> 00:47:21,209 [WHISPERING] It's good. Okay! 874 00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:24,165 I'm so fucking excited to tell you this. 875 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,749 Favourite part of the practice for me: 876 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,416 puke time, suicides. 877 00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,165 - Let's give her. - Lace 'em up. 878 00:47:30,166 --> 00:47:31,917 - Hand of iron. - PLAYER: Let's go, boys! 879 00:47:33,125 --> 00:47:34,917 Jew of iron. 880 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:37,165 Sorry, I smell like garbage. 881 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,082 - Ha! - See you out there. 882 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,958 So glad to see you, man. I totally thought 883 00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:43,208 you were transitioning. 884 00:47:48,041 --> 00:47:49,750 You're not home. 885 00:47:51,709 --> 00:47:53,959 Your fucking jersey, you idiot. You're not home. 886 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,750 Shouldn't have come back, Doug. 887 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:09,667 Shouldn't have come back. 888 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,834 They gave you my C. 889 00:48:18,084 --> 00:48:20,500 I think you gave me your C, bud. 890 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,250 Captain doesn't cheap shot. 891 00:48:23,959 --> 00:48:25,375 Doesn't try to end careers. 892 00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:29,332 Think you're a hockey player? That's fucking funny. 893 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:34,208 - [ANDERS LAUGHS] - [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING] 894 00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:37,792 See, Doug. 895 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:41,417 I just do whatever my team needs me to do. 896 00:48:48,167 --> 00:48:50,249 - See you out there, bud. - Hmm. 897 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,375 You look good. Your face looks better. 898 00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:55,500 RONNIE: Okay, lads. 899 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:58,916 Some of youse have a little rust. 900 00:48:58,917 --> 00:49:01,332 We're gonna work some of that rust off right fucking now. 901 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:03,457 Okay? We're gonna play some shutdown hockey. 902 00:49:03,458 --> 00:49:05,208 Let's keep it clean, fellas. 903 00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:06,624 You're all on the same team here. 904 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:07,709 - Okay. - [CLANKING] 905 00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:11,999 - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] - Jesus fucking Christ. 906 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,624 - Don't mind me. - We won't. Let's go! 907 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:17,792 Let's go around, boys. The pattern. Good job. 908 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:27,250 Move your feet, boys! Move your feet! 909 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:31,001 RONNIE: Don't get poked! 910 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,792 - Move it! - Keep your head up! 911 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:38,082 - Fuck off! Dammit! Fuck it! - Woohoo! 912 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:39,667 Come on, man! 913 00:49:42,001 --> 00:49:44,291 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 914 00:49:46,792 --> 00:49:47,875 - Nice, Dougie. - Good job! 915 00:49:50,084 --> 00:49:52,499 - [CHEERING] - Yeah! 916 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,667 - The old boys are looking good. - Fuck! 917 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,374 - Nice, Dougie! - Whoo! 918 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:01,959 - Fuck! - Next goal wins! 919 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:05,082 "Next goal wins," what is this? Street hockey? 920 00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:07,249 - Car! - HYRUM: Let's get up, baby! 921 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:10,374 - Hustle! Let's go! Let's go! - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 922 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:12,708 Anders, work! They're making you look bad! 923 00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:13,667 Game on! 924 00:50:13,668 --> 00:50:15,916 Mom's got hot chocolate at our place after. 925 00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:18,416 Loser brings an orange ball from Canadian Tire! 926 00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:20,416 "Next goal wins" is a thing. That's... 927 00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:23,709 That's not just road hockey; that... That is a thing. 928 00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:27,582 - Whoo! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey! 929 00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:29,457 Come on! You're gonna fucking turtle on me? 930 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,332 - RONNIE: Hey! - Come on, Dougie, round two. 931 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,165 Puck's at your feet! You play to the whistle! 932 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:34,999 - Come on, Dougie. Come on! - Dougie, here! 933 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,458 - RONNIE: Shoot the puck, boys! - The fuck! 934 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:41,166 [CHEERING] 935 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,958 There you go! Next goal wins it, right? 936 00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:48,000 - [LAUGHS] Go, Dougie! - Fuck! 937 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,583 Jesus Christ, man! 938 00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:53,833 Hey, Hyrum, what kind of marshmallows do you like? 939 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:56,583 - Go fuck yourself. - RONNIE: Boys, bring it in. 940 00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:02,499 Good hustle, eh? Good hustle, heart; 941 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,124 that's what it takes to win. 942 00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:06,082 You guys are getting first shift tonight. 943 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:09,666 Belchy, you nut, don't wander. You're starting. 944 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:12,499 Fucking right, Coach. It's Canadian fucking hockey! 945 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,958 Okay. Dougie. Welcome back, son. 946 00:51:15,959 --> 00:51:18,083 - [STICKS KNOCKING ICE] - Hear, hear, welcome back. 947 00:51:18,084 --> 00:51:19,792 - Pump. - Good stuff, boys! 948 00:51:20,959 --> 00:51:24,208 [INDISTINCT VOICE OVER P.A] 949 00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:28,416 Doug! Where were you? They called our names to go in. 950 00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:31,417 I'm sorry, Eva. I'll explain when I'm less sweaty. 951 00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:34,332 Hey, triceratops. 952 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:35,625 It's my favourite dinosaur. 953 00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,165 Remember how I keep saying that work is fun 954 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,374 and there's all these documents? 955 00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:42,833 Well, that's, like, only half true, 956 00:51:42,834 --> 00:51:44,959 because it's not fun. At all. 957 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:48,249 I just don't think that the insurance bug has truly laid 958 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:49,792 its eggs inside of me. [MACHINE BEEPS] 959 00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:51,958 [MACHINE BEEPS] 960 00:51:51,959 --> 00:51:53,000 Okay. 961 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:54,959 So... 962 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:59,125 I mean, who said you had to sell insurance? 963 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,333 I never told you that. 964 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:05,290 And I only got you those bloody business cards 965 00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:07,207 'cause I was trying to be cute or some shit. 966 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:09,166 The Highlanders still need me. 967 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:16,249 We're supposed to be doing this together, 968 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:18,666 like a team. Neither of us are 969 00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:21,625 just making decisions for ourselves anymore. 970 00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:24,083 A lot of shit affects both of us. 971 00:52:24,084 --> 00:52:25,624 DOCTOR: Ahem! 972 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:29,000 [HEART BEAT] 973 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,500 Look at her. Look at what we did. 974 00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:37,916 Yeah. 975 00:52:37,917 --> 00:52:40,667 She looks like a beautiful, tiny mushroom person. 976 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,542 She's so cool. 977 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:50,124 Just... it was different 978 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:53,000 watching you beat the piss out of guys 979 00:52:53,001 --> 00:52:55,208 before I actually knew you. I mean, 980 00:52:55,209 --> 00:52:57,040 I fucking loved it, obviously. 981 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:59,625 Part of what made me dig you in the first place. 982 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:03,583 But the fucking very moment I fell in love with you, 983 00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:05,834 it got scary. 984 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:08,834 Now you're my husband, and... 985 00:53:09,667 --> 00:53:10,667 we've got... 986 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,875 This is big shit, Doug. 987 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,667 I know it is. 988 00:53:19,625 --> 00:53:21,041 I love you and... 989 00:53:22,042 --> 00:53:24,375 if you wanna do something, then... 990 00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:26,875 I'm with you. 991 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:31,583 But I can't be scared shitless every time you go out there. 992 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:33,875 So what I mean is... 993 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:36,542 if you wanna be a Highlander again, 994 00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:39,375 then go and be a Highlander again. 995 00:53:40,209 --> 00:53:41,834 I'll support you, but, 996 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,542 you have to do one thing for me. 997 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,375 I would do anything for you, Eva. 998 00:53:48,667 --> 00:53:49,959 Don't fight. 999 00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:54,208 What? 1000 00:53:54,209 --> 00:53:56,874 I've seen you make hits and 1001 00:53:56,875 --> 00:54:00,500 kill penalties and block shots with your face. 1002 00:54:02,542 --> 00:54:04,874 I'm trying, but you gotta meet me halfway, 1003 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,709 and... And not fight. 1004 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,458 And you're more than that. 1005 00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:17,291 Okay. 1006 00:54:18,209 --> 00:54:19,500 Thank you, Doug. 1007 00:54:21,209 --> 00:54:22,458 Thank you, Eva. 1008 00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:30,041 Come on, you can't quit on me now! 1009 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:31,541 What about all our adventures? 1010 00:54:31,542 --> 00:54:33,834 Remember that one time I thought you had a watch? 1011 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,457 Are you just gonna throw that away? 1012 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,916 Sorry, Bob Forbes. I don't know 1013 00:54:40,917 --> 00:54:42,374 anything about documents. 1014 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:44,791 What, you think I do? Somebody gives me 1015 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,457 a document, I go hmm-hmm, 1016 00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:49,250 give it to another guy! It's how insurance works! 1017 00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:51,500 God dammit! 1018 00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:53,458 Oh! 1019 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,374 Ah, I can't say I'm not sad to see you go, 1020 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,457 but if you change your mind, just know, 1021 00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:00,750 you always got a spot here in the storage shed, Dennis. 1022 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:05,749 He's, he's staying. No, he's gone. Shit. 1023 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:06,875 [YELLS] 1024 00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:11,041 Always driving away the ones you love. 1025 00:55:13,084 --> 00:55:16,166 Yeah, that ought to hold. Jesus Christ! 1026 00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,374 Ugh! Ah! 1027 00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,708 ♪ Let me try you love ♪ 1028 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:22,249 ♪ Yes babe, I'm waiting please don't stop ♪ 1029 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:25,416 - [CELL PHONE BEEPING] - ♪ Guys, all your love forever ♪ 1030 00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:26,916 ♪ Let me try you love ♪ 1031 00:55:26,917 --> 00:55:29,666 ♪ Yes babe, I'm waiting please don't stop ♪ 1032 00:55:29,667 --> 00:55:32,083 ♪ Hey guys, all your love forever ♪ 1033 00:55:32,084 --> 00:55:34,083 Hey. How's your arm? 1034 00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:36,041 Good. Thank you. How's your arm? 1035 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:39,999 Listen, um, everybody's rusty 1036 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,874 their first game. It's okay. Okay? 1037 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,166 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1038 00:55:47,834 --> 00:55:48,834 Fuck. 1039 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:52,959 Belchy! 1040 00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:56,457 We are very much happy you are playing again. 1041 00:55:56,458 --> 00:55:59,999 This is our gift to you. Sandwich. 1042 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,166 This is you upon receipt of sandwich. 1043 00:56:03,167 --> 00:56:04,791 - Smiling? - Mm-hm. 1044 00:56:04,792 --> 00:56:06,792 Happy cartoon. 1045 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,792 Fucking A, man. That feels fucking right. 1046 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,499 We needed this, man. You two fucking buffoons 1047 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,249 are standing there with your giant dicks. 1048 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:19,166 I mean, that's a fucking sturgeon, man. Jesus Christ! 1049 00:56:19,917 --> 00:56:22,290 I always think you're gonna fucking prank me or whatever, 1050 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,811 you know, or you're gonna say your shit 1051 00:56:23,835 --> 00:56:25,708 about my fucking mom, which, you know... 1052 00:56:25,709 --> 00:56:29,166 No, no, no, no. We respect your mother now. 1053 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:32,582 She's becoming very open-minded. 1054 00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:35,040 Yeah, man. Alright. She's been working on that. 1055 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:37,332 Mm-hm. Big cream pie, 1056 00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:41,124 - pearl fucking necklace. - Golden showers, 1057 00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:43,666 double penetration. 1058 00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:45,749 Double penetration. 1059 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,916 No butt, just vagina. 1060 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:50,040 Two penis, one hole. 1061 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:53,791 - Yes. Worm, worm, kisses. - Worm, worm, kisses. 1062 00:56:53,792 --> 00:56:56,208 Deep inside your mother. 1063 00:56:56,209 --> 00:56:58,708 - Ay, ay, ay, ay. - BOTH: Oh! 1064 00:56:58,709 --> 00:57:02,165 The fuck is that?! Worm, worm? Fuck, you two, man! 1065 00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:05,041 You understand. We are brothers; 1066 00:57:05,042 --> 00:57:07,249 we power-fuck your mother. 1067 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,457 You know, I'm an idiot for fucking even trusting you 1068 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,290 for a second, you Ruski fucking pricks. 1069 00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:14,249 The best revenge is living well. 1070 00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:16,583 I'm not stooping to your fucking level. 1071 00:57:17,375 --> 00:57:19,792 - The mayonnaise is semen. - What? 1072 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:23,250 - Semen. - You know, ejaculate. 1073 00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:27,582 DUFFY: Doug Blatt is a Highlander once more. 1074 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:30,541 With just a quarter of the season left, Hyrum Cain seems 1075 00:57:30,542 --> 00:57:33,374 to be trying a hail-Mary move by bringing back a man 1076 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:36,958 known for his fists and, frankly, not much else. 1077 00:57:36,959 --> 00:57:39,290 No. Considering this will be Glatt's 1078 00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:42,083 first hockey game since being knocked out by his now teammate, 1079 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:44,457 the currently suspended Anders Cain, this should make 1080 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:46,624 for an interesting locker-room dynamic 1081 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:49,582 and even more awkward Cain-family Boxing Day. I mean, 1082 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:53,290 I mean, that household is a fucking disaster. 1083 00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:55,249 Just read the prompter, man. 1084 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,916 No. I say what I want, James, 1085 00:57:57,917 --> 00:58:00,457 because I got a pair of balls, not two pieces of pussy. 1086 00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:02,666 How long is this gonna happen for? 1087 00:58:02,667 --> 00:58:04,208 For as long as it takes. 1088 00:58:04,209 --> 00:58:06,958 SportsDesk, we'll take as long as it takes. 1089 00:58:06,959 --> 00:58:10,541 - [AUDIO FEEDBACK] - SportsDesk, 1090 00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:12,625 fuck yeah. [SPORTSDESK THEME MUSIC] 1091 00:58:13,291 --> 00:58:16,874 - Alright, Okay. Fuck it. - Ah! Off the belly! 1092 00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:18,667 - In the ear! - Ow! Alright, no. 1093 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:21,666 Doug with that big dick! 1094 00:58:21,667 --> 00:58:23,948 MCCAULEY: With just 20 games left in the regular season... 1095 00:58:23,972 --> 00:58:24,999 - Too much? - It's not... 1096 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,874 MCCAULEY: Still on the bubble. The Halifax faithful are hoping 1097 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:31,375 the Thug can do his part to get them back to the playoffs. 1098 00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:34,249 To the St. John's Shamrocks. 1099 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:36,207 The Shamrocks bring it out of their own zone. 1100 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:39,124 Here's the pass up the wing. Oh, baby! 1101 00:58:39,125 --> 00:58:42,499 Doug Glatt's return continues to electrify 1102 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,374 - his crowd and his team. - [INDISTINCT HIP-HOP PLAYING] 1103 00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:48,374 St. John still with a man advantage. Laflamme getting up, 1104 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,541 getting ready to go. Anders Cain, no help 1105 00:58:50,542 --> 00:58:52,625 tonight as he has been suspended. 1106 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:56,249 Five seconds to go on the St. John's power play, 1107 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,124 and somehow, Halifax have been able to keep 1108 00:58:58,125 --> 00:59:01,082 this game tied at zero. Now, Laflamme steps out 1109 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:03,082 on the ice. Halifax with the heat on. 1110 00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:05,082 Carlson looking back, takes the puck 1111 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:07,457 at the blue line. Now, Carlson, 1112 00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:10,333 he's got a cannon, he winds it up. 1113 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:15,874 Oh boy! Everyone, check your asses for monkeys! 1114 00:59:15,875 --> 00:59:18,165 Xavier Laflamme blocking a shot? 1115 00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:20,874 Now with it is Stevenson. Stevenson moves down 1116 00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:21,959 deep into the corner. 1117 00:59:22,834 --> 00:59:24,958 Oh, you're crying. What's that, you little bitch? 1118 00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:27,041 [INDISTINCT TAUNTING] 1119 00:59:27,042 --> 00:59:28,375 I'm so exhausted! 1120 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:30,666 - Gatorade! - Where's the puck? 1121 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:33,624 MCCAULEY: And now Glatt decides, well, I'm a little thirsty. 1122 00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:35,582 - Ref, ref, ref! - Sorry, bud, I'm super thirsty. 1123 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:38,207 Meanwhile, Stevenson comes out of the corner. 1124 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:40,666 - He scores! - [CROWD CHEERING] 1125 00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:43,791 He fucking drank it! He took that fucking bottle! 1126 00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:44,874 Yeah! 1127 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:46,475 MCCAULEY: Well, I suppose there's no rule 1128 00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:48,708 about drinking the opposing team's Gatorade, 1129 00:59:48,709 --> 00:59:51,290 but perhaps after tonight, there should be. 1130 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:54,040 [LAUGHS] You scored with Gatorade, man! 1131 00:59:54,041 --> 00:59:56,624 - He's so mad! - MCCAULEY: Highlanders win 1132 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:59,207 thanks to the unquenchable thirst of a man 1133 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,917 they call the Thug. 1134 01:00:06,834 --> 01:00:08,208 Good for you, kid. 1135 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,792 Good for you. 1136 01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:16,959 Boys, 1137 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:19,582 got a little heat going down, right? 1138 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:22,290 So we're gonna take that heat into Reading, 1139 01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,958 and we're gonna burn their fucking flesh off, 1140 01:00:24,959 --> 01:00:27,208 like fucking flamethrowers! 1141 01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,249 - Sir. Okay, - Yes? 1142 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,082 For the last time, I'm gonna have to ask you 1143 01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:32,166 to lower your voice. 1144 01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:34,166 - Okay? - Just... 1145 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:35,499 So will you take that for me, would you? 1146 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,541 Nope, not in first class. We don't take your... anything. 1147 01:00:37,542 --> 01:00:39,332 - Alright. Alrighty. Sit down? - Just have a seat there. 1148 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:41,125 - Sure. - Yes, sir, that would be... 1149 01:00:41,126 --> 01:00:42,582 wonderful. Thank you very much. 1150 01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:44,624 And if you could just remain seated. 1151 01:00:44,625 --> 01:00:47,000 - Oh, for fuck sake! - [MEN GRUNTING] 1152 01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:49,582 Hey, Belchy, 1153 01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:54,082 come see! This toilet looks just like your mother. 1154 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:57,290 Mm! Only markedly less toilet-like. 1155 01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:59,708 [GROANING CONTINUES] 1156 01:00:59,709 --> 01:01:02,583 Oh, my God, you guys are... Get the fuck out of here, man! 1157 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:05,332 WOMAN: Disgusting! 1158 01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:08,250 [WHISPERING] Hey, I'm not done. 1159 01:01:09,084 --> 01:01:10,084 - What... - No. 1160 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:14,541 [WHISPERING] She said no. We're gonna skate in there. 1161 01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:17,666 I wanna show those translucent, Rust-belt 1162 01:01:17,667 --> 01:01:20,999 - weirdos how we play hockey... - I swear! 1163 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,833 - North of the border. - Yeah, okay. 1164 01:01:23,834 --> 01:01:25,874 [WHISPERING] Highlanders. 1165 01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:27,958 [ALL WHISPERING] Highlanders. 1166 01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:30,666 Highlanders. Highlanders. 1167 01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:33,499 Okay, but that is still making us uncomfortable. 1168 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:36,000 [WHISPERING] Highlanders. Highlanders. 1169 01:01:36,001 --> 01:01:39,874 Highlanders. Highlanders. 1170 01:01:39,875 --> 01:01:41,291 God, it smells like dick. 1171 01:01:42,041 --> 01:01:44,624 [WHISPERING] Highlanders. Highlanders. 1172 01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:48,749 - Highlanders. Highlanders. - Stay in school. Highlanders. 1173 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:50,390 MCCAULEY: Three minutes left in the third, 1174 01:01:50,391 --> 01:01:52,265 and the Highlanders' hot streak is in danger 1175 01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:53,457 of coming to an end 1176 01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:56,000 as they trail the Wolfdogs, 3 to 2. A win tonight 1177 01:01:56,001 --> 01:01:59,290 would see them just one spot outside playoffs' contention. 1178 01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:02,749 My uncles are dead! Anders Cain looks in front, turns. 1179 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:07,290 Oh! Waxman's Murphy bed! Cain scores! 1180 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:09,624 And it's tied 3-3. 1181 01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:12,165 Great goal by Anders Cain to keep 1182 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,624 the dream alive. 1183 01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:15,166 They're gonna be throwing everything 1184 01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:16,666 at us now, but the kitchen sink. 1185 01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:18,290 You, Flamer, do what you did last game. 1186 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:20,166 Stesy, take his lead. 1187 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:23,416 Yeah, yeah. Dougie, listen to me. You watch their backs. 1188 01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:25,208 You keep your head in the fucking game. 1189 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:26,708 Handle the big man. See him? 1190 01:02:26,709 --> 01:02:30,125 Send a message. Wake 'em up, Doug. Go, go, go! 1191 01:02:30,126 --> 01:02:32,416 Don't go start a shit you can't finish. 1192 01:02:32,417 --> 01:02:34,297 MCCAULEY: Coach, Ronnie Hortense had a few words 1193 01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:36,125 for Doug Glatt who hasn't fought 1194 01:02:36,126 --> 01:02:37,499 since he came back two weeks ago. 1195 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,457 - [MUSIC PLAYING] - He goes straight toward Totan. 1196 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:43,041 - You are popping me. - MCCAULEY: Moe Totan. 1197 01:02:43,042 --> 01:02:47,040 - BAILEY: He's so enormous. - Oy vey. 1198 01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:48,374 [CROWD CHEERING] 1199 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,135 MCCAULEY: Off the faceoff, the puck goes back 1200 01:02:50,159 --> 01:02:52,791 into the Wolfdogs' zone. Now, it's in at the centre ice. 1201 01:02:52,792 --> 01:02:55,165 Turned over by Laflamme. Laflamme looks across, 1202 01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:56,916 finds Stevenson. Stevenson dumps it 1203 01:02:56,917 --> 01:02:59,249 deep into the Wolfdogs' territory. The puck goes 1204 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,417 - around now to Totan. - COACH: Here we go! 1205 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:05,291 MCCAULEY: Here comes Glatt right at Totan! 1206 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:09,499 - Oh! And he misses completely! - Fuck! Shit! 1207 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,916 It looks like he's in pain on his right side. 1208 01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,207 Starting the other way, the Reading Wolfdogs 1209 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,582 with an opportunity for the go-ahead goal. 1210 01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:19,709 The puck is gliding across the blue line. 1211 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:23,290 - He scores! - NO! 1212 01:03:23,291 --> 01:03:25,541 - FUCK! FUCK! - MCCAULEY: Reading win. 1213 01:03:25,542 --> 01:03:27,541 And with just 10 games left in the season, 1214 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:30,416 the Highlanders seem to have found a way to rescue defeat 1215 01:03:30,417 --> 01:03:33,458 - from the jaws of victory. - Pretty good, Dougie! 1216 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:37,290 Come on, Doug. [SIGHS] 1217 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,371 MAN: I don't wanna hear it. 1218 01:03:38,395 --> 01:03:41,249 Let's go! Let's fucking go! Nats! 1219 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:44,875 [MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 1220 01:03:50,542 --> 01:03:53,000 - Did you watch the game? - Yeah. 1221 01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:55,457 [DOUG SIGHS] 1222 01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:57,750 You said it could be scary watching me out there. 1223 01:03:58,500 --> 01:03:59,625 Was it scary? 1224 01:04:01,084 --> 01:04:05,208 I don't like watching you get hurt, so yeah, a little. 1225 01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:07,583 - Ah! - Oh! 1226 01:04:07,584 --> 01:04:09,959 - God, Jesus! Are you okay? - Yeah. 1227 01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:17,834 Maybe you shouldn't watch the next one. 1228 01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:21,083 Yeah. 1229 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:23,333 Alright. 1230 01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:27,874 ♪ When I wake up ♪ 1231 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,875 ♪ Yours I'd slip in ♪ 1232 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,000 [ENGINE REVVING] 1233 01:04:34,001 --> 01:04:35,457 MCCAULEY: Halfway through the third, 1234 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:37,916 the Highlanders are fighting for their postseason lives 1235 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:39,457 on Fan Appreciation Night. 1236 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,499 - A shot blocked by Laflamme. - Attaboy, Flamer! 1237 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,333 MCCAULEY: What a contribution he's made. 1238 01:04:44,001 --> 01:04:45,457 Now Laflamme sees Walters' coming. 1239 01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:48,374 And Walters sucker punched him. 1240 01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:50,624 But he gets up. He appears to be alright. 1241 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:53,165 - Let go of his arm, Ref! - MCCAUL: EY: Walters is sent 1242 01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:55,125 - to the penalty box. - Come on, Pat! 1243 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,834 MCCAULEY: And he is none too impressed. 1244 01:04:59,209 --> 01:05:00,874 ANNOUNCER: Number 28, Tim Walters: 1245 01:05:00,875 --> 01:05:03,582 2 minutes for roughing. 8 minutes 51 seconds. 1246 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:06,416 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm alright. Thanks. 1247 01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:09,000 Okay, now we're gonna take this fucking power play, 1248 01:05:09,001 --> 01:05:11,416 and we're gonna shove it up their fucking sphincters. 1249 01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:12,500 No K-Y! 1250 01:05:13,126 --> 01:05:14,624 And when we're done with that, 1251 01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:17,165 and that ugly piece of shit gets out of that fucking box, 1252 01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:19,246 we're gonna give him a piece of our mind, okay, boys? 1253 01:05:19,270 --> 01:05:21,082 I can do that, sir. I can give him a piece 1254 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,374 of all of our minds. 1255 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:25,333 No, he fucking can't. His arm's all fucked up. 1256 01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:27,750 I'm fine. I can do this. 1257 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:30,207 He can't fucking fight anybody. 1258 01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:32,708 Jesus Christ, boys, what's going on? 1259 01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:35,917 - [GRUNTS] - Not now, kiddo. Not now. 1260 01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:41,499 MCCAULEY: Anders Cain is coming right across 1261 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,420 - from the bench to the deck. - Huh? You wanna go? 1262 01:05:43,421 --> 01:05:45,181 - Yeah, come on. - Yeah? Any time, tough guy! 1263 01:05:45,205 --> 01:05:47,582 I'll fucking go right on and knock your fucking teeth 1264 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:49,000 - down your throat. - Yeah, bring it on! 1265 01:05:49,001 --> 01:05:51,208 I'll tear your fucking head off for a pure meat stick. 1266 01:05:51,209 --> 01:05:52,290 ANDERS: You're so fucking pissed, 1267 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:54,082 - a fucking meat stick. - Stevesy, you're up. 1268 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,363 MCCAULEY: And now there's action, 1269 01:05:55,387 --> 01:05:57,249 meanwhile, over at the Highlander bench. 1270 01:05:57,250 --> 01:06:00,125 And here comes Doug Glatt. Hortense calls him back. 1271 01:06:00,126 --> 01:06:01,167 Glatt, come back here! 1272 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:03,374 MCCAULEY: Uh-oh! It looks like we may finally get to see 1273 01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:05,582 the Thug drop his gloves after all. 1274 01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:08,416 - Anytime! Oh, you too? - The fuck you're doing here? 1275 01:06:08,417 --> 01:06:10,017 What are you doing here? This is my here! 1276 01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:12,666 MCCAULEY: And now both Glatt and Cain push and shove. 1277 01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:14,707 What the fuck you mean it's your here? It's my here! 1278 01:06:14,731 --> 01:06:17,166 - I'll let both you guys in. - My fucking! 1279 01:06:17,167 --> 01:06:19,249 - Fuck! - MCCAULEY: And down goes Cain 1280 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,792 - with Glatt on top. - What am I looking at? 1281 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:25,457 - Fuck! What the fuck is this? - I don't know. I don't know. 1282 01:06:25,458 --> 01:06:27,666 I don't want to fight anymore, you killed the mood. 1283 01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:29,749 Dougie, why are you dry humping, Anders? 1284 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:32,207 - Get off me! - I'm trying. I don't want this! 1285 01:06:32,208 --> 01:06:34,749 You're on the same fucking team, man! 1286 01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:37,958 Fuck! This is horrible! It's fucking horrible! 1287 01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:40,582 - It is. It is. - Fuck! Fuck! 1288 01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:42,040 MCCAULEY: I would like to remind fans 1289 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,416 that should they still desire, 1290 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,257 they can meet the Highlanders in person tonight 1291 01:06:45,281 --> 01:06:47,999 at the Corktown Pub for Fan Appreciation Night. 1292 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,749 [CROWD CHEERING] Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 1293 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,999 Doug! Doug! Doug! 1294 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,880 - ALL: Doug! Doug! Doug! - MAN: You fucking son, 1295 01:06:54,904 --> 01:06:56,279 we fucking hate you! 1296 01:06:56,709 --> 01:06:59,040 MAN: Anders, you piece of fucking shit! 1297 01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:02,040 You know what? I fucking know it. 1298 01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:03,708 What the fuck is wrong with you now? 1299 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:04,834 You know it too. 1300 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,624 ANDERS: I beat the shit. 1301 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:08,082 - Take it easy. - Out of Doug Glatt. 1302 01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:10,166 - Take it easy. - You fucking take it easy! 1303 01:07:10,167 --> 01:07:11,666 I fucking destroyed him. 1304 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:13,627 - Calm down, man. - Get your fucking hands off me! 1305 01:07:13,651 --> 01:07:14,958 - Hey! - Anders! 1306 01:07:14,959 --> 01:07:17,417 [INDISTINCT POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1307 01:07:18,209 --> 01:07:19,542 I beat you. 1308 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:24,749 Don't look at them, you dumb fuck, look at me. 1309 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,041 - Anders... - I am here, now, 1310 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,083 me, right fucking in front of you! 1311 01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:32,249 - [GRUNTING] - [YELLING] 1312 01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:34,050 - That will blow your nerves. - Come on, Doug. 1313 01:07:34,074 --> 01:07:35,499 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] 1314 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,207 - Doug! That's enough! - That's it. 1315 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:39,125 MAN: Knock it off, guys. Chill! 1316 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,290 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - I'm fine. Fucking fine! 1317 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,082 - Good. Chill out, man. - He's a freak. 1318 01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:47,040 - [CROWD GASPING] - Cheap shot! 1319 01:07:47,041 --> 01:07:49,290 Anders, that's enough! 1320 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:51,374 - Come on, Doug! - Doug! 1321 01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:53,374 - [MAN CLUCKING] - God! 1322 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:55,542 - Anders, it's over. It's over. - Get out! 1323 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,792 - Walk him out. - MAN: Shit! 1324 01:07:59,001 --> 01:08:01,624 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 1325 01:08:01,625 --> 01:08:04,166 Early reports coming in of a bar brawl tonight 1326 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:06,874 at a popular Halifax Highlanders' hangout 1327 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:09,708 allegedly involving the Highlanders themselves 1328 01:08:09,709 --> 01:08:12,916 in what could be just another example of violence 1329 01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:14,083 dogging the team. 1330 01:08:14,084 --> 01:08:16,165 This coming just weeks after controversial 1331 01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:18,666 hockey-fighting competition Bruised and Battered, 1332 01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:21,749 held its most recent event at the Highlanders' home barn, 1333 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,125 the Halifax Metro Centre. 1334 01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:26,124 With two must-win games left to play, 1335 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:28,416 and Cain and Glatt each serving suspensions, 1336 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:31,249 one can't help but wonder if GM Hyrum Cain 1337 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:33,750 has any more tricks up his sleeve. 1338 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:38,667 - [HORN BLARING] - EVA: You broke your promise. 1339 01:08:40,001 --> 01:08:41,001 I was scared. 1340 01:08:42,042 --> 01:08:43,375 Never felt that before. 1341 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:48,207 - He was wearing my C. - Are you fucking kidding me? 1342 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,125 That's the best you can do? 1343 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:54,041 I... I gave up stuff I liked doing too. 1344 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,291 It's different; you've never had a team. 1345 01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:00,374 Yeah. 1346 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:03,416 Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe, maybe I never did. 1347 01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:05,958 I can still do what I'm supposed to, I can fight. 1348 01:09:05,959 --> 01:09:07,709 - I guess that's a problem. - Eva. 1349 01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:10,249 And yet the worst part is 1350 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:14,249 you're making me into this fucking, naggy housewife. 1351 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,166 And do you think I want to be fucking... 1352 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:19,916 worrying about you? You think I wanna 1353 01:09:19,917 --> 01:09:21,457 be giving you shit? 1354 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:24,125 I don't. This isn't who I am. 1355 01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:25,959 Eva, please. Where are you going? 1356 01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:28,500 I'm not going anywhere. 1357 01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:38,000 I eat this soup. 1358 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:43,041 Yes, I know. That's why I'm... 1359 01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,041 [SIGHS] 1360 01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:49,417 I just need some time, Doug. 1361 01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:02,875 Dad, I'm fucking sorry. 1362 01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:07,333 Okay, I'm sorry. I fuck... I fucked up. 1363 01:10:10,084 --> 01:10:12,165 Fuck. I wanna win. 1364 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:14,375 - I wanna... - Your contract's terminated. 1365 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:18,083 Uh. I'm sorry, what? 1366 01:10:18,084 --> 01:10:19,750 You're on a flight at 10 p.m. tonight. 1367 01:10:28,167 --> 01:10:29,167 No? 1368 01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:32,542 [SNIFFING] 1369 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,333 What are you doing? 1370 01:10:38,209 --> 01:10:39,667 The fuck out of my face. 1371 01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:43,625 - You wanna swing at me? - You wanna swing at me? 1372 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,583 You're a fucking pussy. 1373 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:08,792 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1374 01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:14,041 - ♪ I was waiting ♪ - I'm just saying. 1375 01:11:14,667 --> 01:11:17,542 You're pissed at Doug because he's a hockey player... 1376 01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:21,208 - and he wants to plays hockey? - He was fucking 1377 01:11:21,209 --> 01:11:23,875 bareknuckle prizefighting, too. Jesus! 1378 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:26,207 Whose side are you on? 1379 01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:27,833 We both agreed to do this, 1380 01:11:27,834 --> 01:11:31,082 and we both gave shit up. This is what growing up is. 1381 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:34,125 I... I had shit that I liked doing too. 1382 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,290 Jagerbombs? 1383 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:39,374 Look, I know you sacrificed things. 1384 01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:42,916 I mean, you have a fucking baby growing in your belly. I get it! 1385 01:11:42,917 --> 01:11:44,959 I just... I think that Doug's... 1386 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:48,999 team is more than just hockey, you know? 1387 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,958 ♪ Besides, I just get lonely ♪ 1388 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:54,792 More than a team, even. 1389 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,041 DUFFY: Highlanders' GM, Hyrum Cain, confirming 1390 01:12:06,042 --> 01:12:09,332 that Anders Cain has been released from his contract. 1391 01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:12,207 Let this be a lesson to everyone out there. 1392 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:14,042 Your father will break your heart 1393 01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,749 and shove it down your fucking throat, 1394 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,083 pull it out your ass, 1395 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,624 put it right back in your chest. 1396 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,916 DUFFY: No word yet on whether Hyrum Cain plans 1397 01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:24,125 to replace Anders as the Highlanders round out 1398 01:12:24,126 --> 01:12:26,083 their season with must-win games 1399 01:12:26,084 --> 01:12:27,332 at home against the Lovell Kings 1400 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:30,500 and Anders' old team, the Reading Wolfdogs. 1401 01:12:33,209 --> 01:12:35,458 [FLY AT NIGHT BY CHILLIWACK PLAYING] 1402 01:12:36,126 --> 01:12:39,499 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1403 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,625 MAN: Man! 1404 01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:43,917 [INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES] 1405 01:12:47,959 --> 01:12:51,290 Stevesy, Legs, Gino, you know what you need to do. 1406 01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:53,583 Eat up minutes, grind the shit out of them, 1407 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,625 make them fuck up. 1408 01:12:56,166 --> 01:13:00,165 Tonight, we need to play fucking hard! Right, boys? 1409 01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:02,125 - Yeah. - Alright, boys? 1410 01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:04,124 - Yeah! - Alright! Fucking do this. 1411 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:06,875 ROSS: So, you pussies playing hockey or what? 1412 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:10,166 Wow. 1413 01:13:10,167 --> 01:13:13,041 [BELL TOLLING] 1414 01:13:13,042 --> 01:13:15,457 I messed up, Pat. You know, 1415 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:18,166 I really like living with you in the motel, 1416 01:13:18,167 --> 01:13:20,166 but I just kind of want to go home now. 1417 01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:22,250 Yeah? No, I get that. It's, uh... 1418 01:13:23,209 --> 01:13:24,457 it's definitely not the Ritz, 1419 01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:27,499 but so long as Sherilyn owns it, it's a bed and it's free, 1420 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,709 thanks to that deal I cut with her. 1421 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,041 - What kind of deal? - [SLURPING] 1422 01:13:32,042 --> 01:13:34,124 Fucking the shit out of her constantly. 1423 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:35,749 Your cousin Sherilyn? 1424 01:13:35,750 --> 01:13:38,126 I don't think I'm the only dude she's fucking... 1425 01:13:38,917 --> 01:13:41,041 but then she's not the only dude I'm fucking. 1426 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:45,333 [PHONE RINGING] 1427 01:13:47,001 --> 01:13:49,041 Eva? Hello? 1428 01:13:49,042 --> 01:13:51,000 EVA: Uh, hey. Doug, um... 1429 01:13:51,001 --> 01:13:53,749 Eva, hello. It's me, Doug Glatt. 1430 01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:55,582 Doug, where are you? 1431 01:13:55,583 --> 01:13:58,291 DOUG: Eva, I'm sorry I broke my promise. 1432 01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:02,500 I shouldn't have done that because we're a team. 1433 01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:04,834 I'm so in love with you. 1434 01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:07,708 We're gonna have a family, and I swear... 1435 01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:10,249 Uh, Doug, my water broke. 1436 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:13,040 It's okay. I can just buy you another one at the gas station. 1437 01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:15,457 No! No! My water broke! 1438 01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:18,916 The baby... Uh, the baby's coming. 1439 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:21,457 What? What, what, what? What? 1440 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:24,541 What, what, what, what? What? What? Now? Wait, what? What? 1441 01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:27,332 Mary's at the store... At the store, so I'm all alone. 1442 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:31,041 No, you're not. Like the baby, I am also coming now. 1443 01:14:31,042 --> 01:14:33,041 Okay. Okay. 1444 01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:35,416 Holy pussy-cunt-balls, it's happening! 1445 01:14:35,417 --> 01:14:37,082 Just keep your eyes on the road, please. 1446 01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:40,290 So sorry, so sorry, but, Eva, I just gotta tell you, 1447 01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:44,416 you, my dear, are gonna look radiant during childbirth. 1448 01:14:44,417 --> 01:14:46,457 I'm so sorry. Okay, from now on, 1449 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,457 whatever we do, we do as a team, okay? 1450 01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:50,374 You know there's just this natural beauty 1451 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:52,124 that comes from such a violent act. 1452 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,457 The blood and the fucking pussy ripping open. 1453 01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:56,125 Yeah, I'm gonna be the best husband 1454 01:14:56,126 --> 01:14:57,457 and the best father I can be. 1455 01:14:57,458 --> 01:15:00,332 I'll just say it. To me, no woman, no fucking woman 1456 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,416 is more beautiful than when she's giving birth. 1457 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,916 Uh, guys, that's great. Could we have no talking for a bit? 1458 01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:07,749 Yeah, of course, whatever you need. 1459 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:09,416 - [HONKING] - Hey! Goddammit! 1460 01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:12,332 What the fuck? What? Is everyone in the city Chinese? 1461 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:15,083 MCCAULEY: Oh no! Down goes Stevenson. 1462 01:15:15,084 --> 01:15:16,084 Jesus Christ! 1463 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:19,207 Come on, boys! This is not how we kill a fucking penalty! 1464 01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:20,888 Come on, Stevesy, you're good, you're good! 1465 01:15:20,912 --> 01:15:24,208 - Flamer, come on, come on. - LAFLAMME: Watch your point. 1466 01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:25,416 Sit down. Rest that fucking ass. 1467 01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:27,617 - PLAYER: Let's go, boys. - COACH: Where the fuck is he? 1468 01:15:27,641 --> 01:15:29,082 MCCAULEY: Hortense keeps looking over 1469 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:30,541 toward the dressing room. 1470 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:33,207 - [INDISTINCT ROCK SONG] - DOUG: Breathe, Eva. Breathe. 1471 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:35,416 - Okay? - EVA: Okay. 1472 01:15:35,417 --> 01:15:38,417 - Deep slow breaths. - DOUG: Breathe, Eva, breathe! 1473 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,999 [MAN GRUNTING] 1474 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,083 [SCREAMS] 1475 01:15:45,084 --> 01:15:46,207 MCCAULEY: Lovell and Halifax. 1476 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:48,416 Now, Laflamme goes after the puck in the corner. 1477 01:15:48,417 --> 01:15:50,999 He takes it in behind. Here comes Owens. 1478 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,208 And down goes Laflamme. 1479 01:15:53,209 --> 01:15:55,416 - Now, Owens is bumped by... - [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1480 01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:57,583 - Ross Rhea? - Nice hit, eh? 1481 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,541 Better late than never. 1482 01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:03,208 - MCCAULEY: Ross Rhea is back! - [EVA PANTING] 1483 01:16:03,209 --> 01:16:05,624 DOCTOR: One last big push you got for me, Eva? 1484 01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,290 MCCAULEY: He's back as a Highlander. 1485 01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:10,000 You know, Sean, generally, it's polite to ask. 1486 01:16:10,001 --> 01:16:11,125 Go watch some curling 1487 01:16:11,126 --> 01:16:12,749 and get a fucking dye job, you old man. 1488 01:16:12,750 --> 01:16:14,083 Fuck you! 1489 01:16:14,084 --> 01:16:15,042 - Come on, Eva. - DOCTOR: That's it. 1490 01:16:15,043 --> 01:16:16,333 Okay, Eva, home stretch. 1491 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:21,458 MCCAULEY: Ross Rhea fires that patented right. 1492 01:16:22,542 --> 01:16:25,416 - ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ - [BABY CRYING] 1493 01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:29,125 ♪ I can't sleep tonight It's the saddest lie ♪ 1494 01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:31,249 MCCAULEY: We thought he was done. 1495 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,374 - Old man, eh? - And he's back in style. 1496 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:37,249 ♪ Oh oh oooh oooh ♪ 1497 01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:39,457 ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ 1498 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:42,666 ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ 1499 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:44,457 [BABIES CRYING] 1500 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:46,666 [MAN SNORING] 1501 01:16:46,667 --> 01:16:47,792 Pat. 1502 01:16:57,166 --> 01:16:58,749 Hey, hey, hey. 1503 01:16:58,750 --> 01:17:01,040 - [GASPING] - [CLAPPING] 1504 01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:03,333 - Yeah! - [MAN LAUGHING] 1505 01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:08,833 Doug. Dougie had a baby. Fucking sweet! 1506 01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:10,674 - Nice shot, man. - PLAYER: Good shooting, man. 1507 01:17:10,698 --> 01:17:12,791 Let me know if you're not gonna keep it. 1508 01:17:12,792 --> 01:17:15,333 - Yeah, we're gonna keep it. - Let me know. 1509 01:17:17,126 --> 01:17:19,291 - PLAYER: Yeah, Dougie. - Fucking weirdo. 1510 01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,625 Is everyone okay in there? 1511 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:23,375 Everybody's great. 1512 01:17:25,167 --> 01:17:26,417 Welcome to the Highlanders. 1513 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,083 Looks like I'm not done after all, eh? 1514 01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:33,834 - Mazel tov, kiddo. - [PHONE RINGING] 1515 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:36,916 Hey! 1516 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:41,750 A dick explodes, a baby is made, and a father is born. 1517 01:17:46,125 --> 01:17:47,500 I love you. 1518 01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,583 All these kisses. 1519 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,208 - I will love your baby. - Thank you so much. 1520 01:17:56,084 --> 01:17:57,332 It's so nice. 1521 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,916 I'm a great babysitter, so... 1522 01:17:59,917 --> 01:18:01,625 Not that you... Oh, okay. 1523 01:18:06,001 --> 01:18:07,125 You have my back. 1524 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,125 You have since we've met. 1525 01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:11,542 And you need to know... 1526 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,792 I'll always have yours. 1527 01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:17,625 - Something for the baby. - Oh! Oh! 1528 01:18:28,126 --> 01:18:29,167 It's official. 1529 01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:31,999 - That's official. - PLAYER: Here you go, Dougie. 1530 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,457 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1531 01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:38,167 - Love you, buddy. - Félicitations. 1532 01:18:38,667 --> 01:18:40,667 - MAN 1: Way to go, Dougie. - MAN 2: Good boy! 1533 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:47,959 [SPEAKING IN SLOVAK] 1534 01:18:49,126 --> 01:18:50,126 Doug. 1535 01:18:53,084 --> 01:18:54,166 Thank you. 1536 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:56,750 [CHUCKLES] 1537 01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:58,875 I don't know who he is. 1538 01:19:01,001 --> 01:19:02,375 [EVA SIGHING] 1539 01:19:05,167 --> 01:19:06,542 I love you, Eva. 1540 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:10,083 I love you too, Doug. 1541 01:19:12,084 --> 01:19:13,499 Hmm. 1542 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:16,166 [EVA CHUCKLING] 1543 01:19:16,167 --> 01:19:17,709 Damn. 1544 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:20,542 I'm high as fucking balls. 1545 01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:23,709 Just big old balls. 1546 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:28,291 PS: Fucking pushing a baby out of your vagina blows hard. 1547 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,041 I know. 1548 01:19:31,792 --> 01:19:33,166 But you were here. 1549 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:38,333 I needed you and you were here. 1550 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,166 It's the same shit, Doug. 1551 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,416 The same shit that brought you here 1552 01:19:47,417 --> 01:19:50,875 is the shit that needs you to be out there. 1553 01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,625 They need you too. 1554 01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,041 Highlanders need you. 1555 01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:03,375 Mm-hmm. Doug, 1556 01:20:04,291 --> 01:20:05,834 you need to be out there. 1557 01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:13,041 DUFFY: This is it! The last game of the season! 1558 01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:15,708 The Highlanders need one more win after their gutsy 1559 01:20:15,709 --> 01:20:18,791 - 2-1 victory over Lovell. - BAILEY: And now tonight, 1560 01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:21,708 their entire season hangs on this one last game, 1561 01:20:21,709 --> 01:20:24,582 which should be a doozy as it marks Cain's return 1562 01:20:24,583 --> 01:20:27,332 to the Halifax Metro Centre in his first game back 1563 01:20:27,333 --> 01:20:29,416 since re-signing with the Wolfdogs. 1564 01:20:29,417 --> 01:20:31,297 REPORTER: Any message for your former teammates? 1565 01:20:31,321 --> 01:20:32,321 Watch your back. 1566 01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:34,916 Cain's gonna be out there. 1567 01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:35,959 Fuck Cain. 1568 01:20:36,667 --> 01:20:39,332 The shape your shoulder's in, you tweak it, 1569 01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:42,082 you throw one heavy punch with that right, 1570 01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:43,958 that's your career fucked for good. 1571 01:20:43,959 --> 01:20:46,079 - I need to protect my team. - [SCOTTISH MUSIC PLAYING] 1572 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:48,291 We're on a very busy night in here. 1573 01:20:52,042 --> 01:20:53,042 Xavier... 1574 01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:56,625 you've been whatever this team has needed you to be. 1575 01:20:57,291 --> 01:21:00,000 You've worked, bled. 1576 01:21:00,001 --> 01:21:02,499 [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1577 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:03,750 Ahem! I, uh... 1578 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:06,709 I unstitched it from Cain's jersey. 1579 01:21:09,291 --> 01:21:11,709 It's yours now. You've earned it. 1580 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,458 - We're all glad for you. - COACH: Flamer, come on. 1581 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:23,708 - MAN 1: Hey, you earned it. - MAN 2: Come on! 1582 01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:24,709 Speech! 1583 01:21:29,126 --> 01:21:31,249 I learned the difference between a moment 1584 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:34,083 and a career is evolution. 1585 01:21:35,583 --> 01:21:36,583 Evolution. 1586 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,583 You will slow down. 1587 01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:41,709 You will get old. 1588 01:21:43,001 --> 01:21:44,417 Your body will fail you. 1589 01:21:46,084 --> 01:21:47,417 So you evolve, 1590 01:21:49,042 --> 01:21:50,208 you change your game, 1591 01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:53,917 you do what you need to do with the time you got. 1592 01:21:56,001 --> 01:21:58,958 If not, you go extinct. 1593 01:21:58,959 --> 01:22:00,542 [CROWD CHEERING] 1594 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,875 XAVIER: Evolve or go extinct. 1595 01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,290 Are you ready to go extinct? 1596 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,290 - No, I'm not. - No fucking way. 1597 01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:12,249 - Are you fucking extinct? - No! 1598 01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:14,166 - No. - No, I'm not. Absolutely not. 1599 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,625 Well, I'm still here. 1600 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:18,374 I'm not ready to go fucking extinct! 1601 01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:20,499 The Highlanders are still here! 1602 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:23,041 - Yeah, we are. - The fucking Highlanders 1603 01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:25,916 - are here! - Yes! Yes! 1604 01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:29,208 ALL: Highlanders! Highlanders! 1605 01:22:29,209 --> 01:22:30,416 Highlanders! 1606 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:33,666 - Highlanders! Highlanders! - [PETROV LAUGHING] 1607 01:22:33,667 --> 01:22:35,165 Highlanders! 1608 01:22:35,166 --> 01:22:38,208 Highlanders! Highlanders! 1609 01:22:38,209 --> 01:22:41,207 - Highlanders! Highlanders! - Alright, boys! 1610 01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:42,833 - Let's do this! Come on! - [ROCK MUSIC] 1611 01:22:42,834 --> 01:22:44,749 MCCAULEY: This is it, folks. It's do or die 1612 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:47,791 for the Highlanders tonight. Their entire season 1613 01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:49,499 comes down to this one game. 1614 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:52,916 - It's that simple. - [CROWD CHEERING] 1615 01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:56,041 SPECTATOR: Alright, Ross! Ross! 1616 01:22:56,042 --> 01:22:57,917 - Fuck 'em up! - Come on! 1617 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:01,959 - Which one do you want? - I got the big one. 1618 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,333 Ah, fuck it, I want both of them. 1619 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:14,166 It's open season on all your fucking boys tonight, Doug. 1620 01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:15,417 I don't have to fight you. 1621 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:17,291 Yeah, you do. 1622 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:28,125 MCCAULEY: So it's a must win for the Halifax Highlanders. 1623 01:23:28,126 --> 01:23:30,125 There's no tomorrow if they don't. 1624 01:23:30,126 --> 01:23:32,207 - [ROCK MUSIC] - I've got some changes here. 1625 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:34,916 Flamer, Dougie, Rhea off the hop. 1626 01:23:34,917 --> 01:23:37,157 Legs and Gino on the backend. [SIREN AND WHISTLE BLOWING] 1627 01:23:37,158 --> 01:23:38,157 RONNIE: Okay, boys, let's go! 1628 01:23:38,158 --> 01:23:39,666 To get this is focus. 1629 01:23:39,667 --> 01:23:41,833 They're gonna try and taunt us. Don't look for shit! 1630 01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:44,034 MCCAULEY: Yeah, Doug Glatt comes out to take the opening 1631 01:23:44,058 --> 01:23:48,599 faceoff alongside Ross Rhea. Former combatants. 1632 01:23:49,333 --> 01:23:52,042 Hey, big fella. You like Kim Mitchell? 1633 01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:55,040 That's what I thought. Alright, we're fucking going. 1634 01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:56,166 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1635 01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:58,578 - Alright, here we go. - What the fuck did I just say? 1636 01:23:58,602 --> 01:24:00,916 Coach said, "Don't look for shit". That's shit. 1637 01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:02,197 I bet you don't like Rush either, 1638 01:24:02,221 --> 01:24:03,332 you fucking big lip back. 1639 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:06,165 He's looking for shit. Goddammit, laid him right out. 1640 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:08,290 Jesus Christ! What are they feeding ya? 1641 01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:09,959 A lot of fucking pierogis, eh? 1642 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,583 Easy, big fella. Alright, here we go. 1643 01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:29,750 MCCAULEY: Well, folks, 1644 01:24:30,625 --> 01:24:31,833 - big girls may not cry... - What about that, eh? 1645 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:34,124 MCCAULEY: but big men from Eastern Europe 1646 01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:36,126 - apparently bleed a lot. - That's fucking right! 1647 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:39,249 - I can do this all night, boys. - CROWD: Ross! Ross! Ross! 1648 01:24:39,250 --> 01:24:41,499 You're gonna leave this building in an ambulance. 1649 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,140 I'm sorry, Point Break, you say something? 1650 01:24:43,164 --> 01:24:45,582 - Rossy! Rossy, no, no. - Come on, you can come play. 1651 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,041 COACH: It's over, go to the box. 1652 01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:48,667 No? Alright. 1653 01:24:49,166 --> 01:24:51,374 You sure? Oh, no, 1654 01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:53,125 he doesn't want to fucking play. Let's go. 1655 01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:55,041 [GRUNTING] 1656 01:24:58,330 --> 01:25:00,290 MCCAULEY: So off the faceoff, the puck is dropped. 1657 01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:02,666 It goes back to Anders Cain, the former captain 1658 01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:04,833 of the Halifax Highlanders. Bounces off a check. 1659 01:25:04,834 --> 01:25:06,999 Pulls up the right wing. Both running on goal! 1660 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,166 Trying to bang it by Belchior. Runs into him, 1661 01:25:10,167 --> 01:25:13,125 and they count the goal. Should it count? 1662 01:25:13,126 --> 01:25:15,708 - Where's the fucking whistle?! - Where the fuck's the whistle?! 1663 01:25:15,709 --> 01:25:17,084 Cheap fucking goal. 1664 01:25:17,834 --> 01:25:19,666 MCCAULEY: So the Highlanders down 1-nothing 1665 01:25:19,667 --> 01:25:22,041 in the second period. Again, they have to win. 1666 01:25:22,042 --> 01:25:24,541 And here comes Laflamme dancing up the centre ice. 1667 01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:26,958 Laflamme makes a move. Dipsy-doodle! 1668 01:25:26,959 --> 01:25:29,166 Can't storm the front of the net. Flips it back. 1669 01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:31,916 - Yeah, kabooya, he scores! - [CROWD CHEERING] 1670 01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:33,541 - Yes! Yes. - [BABY GIGGLING] 1671 01:25:33,542 --> 01:25:36,082 MCCAULEY: Beautiful goal! Evgeni Yakovlena had a great... 1672 01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:39,833 ANNOUNCER: And the new goal scored by number 6, 1673 01:25:39,834 --> 01:25:42,207 Evgeni Yakovlena! 1674 01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:44,208 MCCAULEY: So it's 1-1 in the second period. 1675 01:25:44,209 --> 01:25:46,290 Here once again is Laflamme. Against the... 1676 01:25:46,291 --> 01:25:49,542 - Oh! He's been hammered. - That's bullshit! 1677 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,416 I'll get him right fucking now. 1678 01:25:51,417 --> 01:25:53,208 No, you've done enough for the night, Ross. 1679 01:25:53,209 --> 01:25:55,082 - Fucking asshole! - We'll get him. 1680 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:58,125 - It's fucking bullshit. - He's a fucking lunatic! 1681 01:26:00,291 --> 01:26:02,208 MCCAULEY: Now, the puck finds its way to Glatt. 1682 01:26:02,209 --> 01:26:04,291 - They're normally strangers. - Dougie! 1683 01:26:05,126 --> 01:26:06,582 - MCCAULEY: Holy cow! - Jesus! 1684 01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:09,165 - Thanks, X. - MCCAULEY: Did you see that? 1685 01:26:09,166 --> 01:26:12,083 - That's Captain X! - MCCAULEY: It was Laflamme 1686 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:16,001 - who ran into and decked Cain. - Flamer's loaded for bear. 1687 01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:17,874 MCCAULEY: Here comes Laflamme, 1688 01:26:17,875 --> 01:26:19,958 makes a move around the defender, who's riding 1689 01:26:19,959 --> 01:26:21,332 on the goal. Magic hand shot! 1690 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:24,499 - Great save by Nikola! - Rossy, watch Flamer's back. 1691 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:26,300 Do what you gotta do, but keep it clean, okay? 1692 01:26:26,324 --> 01:26:28,165 MCCAULEY: Six minutes left in the third period. 1693 01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:31,250 Halifax and Reading still tied at a goal apiece. 1694 01:26:32,291 --> 01:26:34,333 - Take ice away. Come on! - With it is Anders Cain. 1695 01:26:34,869 --> 01:26:36,749 - Cain gets it over to Totan. - Get on the puck! 1696 01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:39,208 MCCAULEY: Totan looks back, returns it to Cain. 1697 01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:41,667 [CROWD BOOING] 1698 01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:45,708 What is this you're doing? Make shoot. 1699 01:26:45,709 --> 01:26:47,229 MCCAULEY: Cain seems to be in the midst 1700 01:26:47,253 --> 01:26:50,290 of some sort of psycho-athletic fugue state. 1701 01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:51,959 Fucking make shoot. 1702 01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:55,333 - Ah! - [CROWD IN SHOCK] 1703 01:26:56,709 --> 01:26:58,208 MCCAULEY: Mother of God! 1704 01:26:58,209 --> 01:26:59,929 - Holy snap-on arseholes! - What's he doing? 1705 01:26:59,930 --> 01:27:02,054 - Right off his rocker. - What's he fucking doing? 1706 01:27:02,055 --> 01:27:03,083 What the fuck? 1707 01:27:03,084 --> 01:27:05,708 MCCAULEY: Cain seems to have actually fired the puck 1708 01:27:05,709 --> 01:27:08,332 into his father's lodge accommodations. 1709 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:10,583 - [BLOWS WHISTLE] - You're gonna call that or what? 1710 01:27:11,792 --> 01:27:14,874 MCCAULEY: Now, Anders Cain takes a shot at Laflamme. 1711 01:27:14,875 --> 01:27:15,875 Laflamme pushes back 1712 01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:18,207 - at Cain and Ross Rhea... - Keep your hands to yourself! 1713 01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:19,624 MCCAULEY: steps in. Cain gives him a right. 1714 01:27:19,625 --> 01:27:20,583 What the fuck is that? 1715 01:27:20,584 --> 01:27:22,374 I'm gonna teach you some fucking manners. 1716 01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:25,624 MCCAULEY: Cain is livid. He has gone absolutely bonkers 1717 01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:28,874 in this game here tonight. Now, he goes to the penalty box. 1718 01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:32,082 - So does Ross Rhea. - WOMAN: Fuck you, Cain! 1719 01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:35,082 ANNOUNCER: From Halifax, number 3, Ross Rhea. 1720 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:38,165 From Reading, number 13, Anders Cain. 1721 01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:39,333 Getting tired? 1722 01:27:40,291 --> 01:27:42,042 Kid, I'm always tired. 1723 01:27:42,667 --> 01:27:44,542 Because you're an old piece of shit. 1724 01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:46,834 You got me there. 1725 01:27:47,417 --> 01:27:50,000 This old piece of shit is gonna take your fucking head off. 1726 01:27:50,001 --> 01:27:51,332 - [CROWD CHEERING] - Rhea! 1727 01:27:51,333 --> 01:27:54,250 Get your ass back to the bench. Gonna kill this thing. 1728 01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:01,750 Good luck, kid. 1729 01:28:03,001 --> 01:28:05,124 MCCAULEY: The two combatants step back out on the ice. 1730 01:28:05,125 --> 01:28:07,000 Where are you going? What are you doing? 1731 01:28:07,001 --> 01:28:09,624 MCCAULEY: And immediately, Rhea begins to chase Cain. 1732 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:10,625 Rhea! 1733 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:13,923 MCCAULEY: Puck is still in Reading's territory. 1734 01:28:13,947 --> 01:28:15,488 Now it's knocked back to the blue line. 1735 01:28:15,917 --> 01:28:19,125 Here's a shot. The save is made. Puck goes into the corner. 1736 01:28:19,126 --> 01:28:20,624 Rhea goes in after it. 1737 01:28:20,625 --> 01:28:23,625 - Anders, no. - And going after Rhea is Cain! 1738 01:28:24,834 --> 01:28:26,582 - CROWD: Oh! - No! 1739 01:28:26,583 --> 01:28:28,625 I told you you'd end up in a fucking ambulance. 1740 01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:31,582 - You fucking piece of shit! - Get the fuck 1741 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,999 - out of here, Cain! - MCCAULEY: Rhea is down. 1742 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:37,124 He's bloodied! He may well be unconscious. 1743 01:28:37,125 --> 01:28:40,124 - COME ON! - Fuck off, you... 1744 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:42,325 Let's get the board out. Let's get him on the stretcher. 1745 01:28:42,349 --> 01:28:44,391 MCCAULEY: They're bringing out the stretcher. 1746 01:28:44,709 --> 01:28:46,499 Rhea is down, folks. He's bleeding. 1747 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,875 - [CROWD CHATTERING] - This doesn't look good. 1748 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:55,542 [SIGH] 1749 01:29:00,917 --> 01:29:02,291 - Dougie. - Shit! 1750 01:29:03,001 --> 01:29:04,375 Hey, up, back down. 1751 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:06,283 MCCAULEY: Ladies and gentlemen, 1752 01:29:06,307 --> 01:29:07,666 Doug "the Thug" Glatt 1753 01:29:07,667 --> 01:29:08,749 is entering the fray. 1754 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:12,041 He's making a beeline for Anders Cain. 1755 01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:14,583 This could only mean one thing. 1756 01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:17,220 I thought you didn't need to fight me, Doug. 1757 01:29:17,244 --> 01:29:19,161 ROSS: Lay him the fuck out, kid. 1758 01:29:22,583 --> 01:29:23,583 Doug. 1759 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,542 This is for someone else. 1760 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:28,709 [GRUNTING] 1761 01:29:32,667 --> 01:29:34,542 [CROWD CHEERING] 1762 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:39,207 MCCAULEY: Caine and Glatt going at each other 1763 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:40,833 one after the other. 1764 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:42,874 One, two, three. 1765 01:29:42,875 --> 01:29:45,249 Oh! He hammers Glatt! 1766 01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:47,000 - Fuck! - MCCAULEY: Blood spews! 1767 01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:58,125 And these guys are being left to their own devices. 1768 01:30:03,208 --> 01:30:04,208 Yes! 1769 01:30:04,209 --> 01:30:05,582 MCCAULEY: These men are wild! 1770 01:30:05,583 --> 01:30:07,959 They're crazy! There's blood everywhere! 1771 01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:12,542 Attaboy, Dougie. 1772 01:30:14,166 --> 01:30:17,958 I'm glad you came back, Doug! Come on! 1773 01:30:17,959 --> 01:30:20,500 [ANDERS ROARING] 1774 01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:34,582 MCCAULEY: Oh, blood and gore all over the floor! 1775 01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:36,375 GLATT: Oh! Fuck! 1776 01:30:37,375 --> 01:30:39,208 MCCAULEY: The linesmen are nowhere to be seen. 1777 01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:42,083 You can't blame them. 1778 01:30:42,084 --> 01:30:43,291 [PANTING] 1779 01:30:47,125 --> 01:30:50,208 - [CROWD GASPING] - Oh! 1780 01:30:53,084 --> 01:30:55,958 - [CRACKING] - [CHANTING] Doug! 1781 01:30:55,959 --> 01:30:58,041 Do it. Do it, Doug. 1782 01:30:59,542 --> 01:31:02,125 - Take his fucking head off! - [WHISPERING] Do it. 1783 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,250 Do it. 1784 01:31:10,001 --> 01:31:11,001 No. 1785 01:31:14,084 --> 01:31:16,000 - It's over. - [CROWD CHEERING] 1786 01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:20,834 It's never over. 1787 01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:25,500 We're gonna do this night after night. 1788 01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:31,000 Game... after fucking game. 1789 01:31:31,959 --> 01:31:33,333 You hear me, Doug? 1790 01:31:34,458 --> 01:31:35,458 Game... 1791 01:31:36,041 --> 01:31:37,959 after fucking game. 1792 01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:41,290 - Look up there, Doug. - [KNUCKLES CRACKING] 1793 01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:43,709 - [HEARTBEAT] - Look at 'em. 1794 01:31:45,001 --> 01:31:46,208 This is it! 1795 01:31:47,417 --> 01:31:50,708 This is what they want us to do. 1796 01:31:50,709 --> 01:31:53,374 I'm doing whatever my team needs me to do. 1797 01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:56,041 We're just gonna keep fucking bleeding out here... 1798 01:31:56,042 --> 01:31:58,749 - Oh, Doug. - Over and over again 1799 01:31:58,750 --> 01:31:59,875 until they cart... 1800 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:03,290 every fucking last one of us 1801 01:32:03,291 --> 01:32:05,041 off the fucking ice! 1802 01:32:05,042 --> 01:32:06,250 - Doug! - Dougie! 1803 01:32:19,291 --> 01:32:22,000 [BONES CRACKING] [GROANING] 1804 01:32:22,001 --> 01:32:25,041 [CROWD CHEERING] 1805 01:32:25,042 --> 01:32:27,000 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1806 01:32:30,792 --> 01:32:32,875 Jesus, Doug. You okay? 1807 01:32:33,625 --> 01:32:36,166 Not really, bud. Thanks for asking. 1808 01:32:40,792 --> 01:32:43,625 Right there. Right there. 1809 01:32:54,209 --> 01:32:57,125 Anders, can you hear me? Hey, hey, hey. 1810 01:32:57,126 --> 01:32:59,125 - [COUGHS] - It's okay. 1811 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,875 I fucking... 1812 01:33:03,709 --> 01:33:06,000 hate this sport. 1813 01:33:11,583 --> 01:33:14,125 [LAUGHS] 1814 01:33:15,959 --> 01:33:17,833 - One, two, three. - [BONE CRACKING] 1815 01:33:17,834 --> 01:33:20,541 [CROWD CHANTING] Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 1816 01:33:20,542 --> 01:33:23,833 - Don't hate me here. - I don't hate you, Parky. 1817 01:33:23,834 --> 01:33:24,875 I could never hate you. 1818 01:33:26,417 --> 01:33:29,458 CROWD: Highlanders! Highlanders! 1819 01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:31,874 MCCAULEY: There's only seconds left 1820 01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,416 and nothing is settled. 1821 01:33:33,417 --> 01:33:35,165 As Laflamme moves through the neutral zone, 1822 01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:36,290 gives it across the line. 1823 01:33:36,291 --> 01:33:38,834 He's got Stevenson on his wagon. 1824 01:33:42,417 --> 01:33:45,458 [CROWD CHEERING: Highlanders! Highlanders! 1825 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:48,958 Highlanders! 1826 01:33:48,959 --> 01:33:51,750 MCCAULEY: Laflamme's now moving in toward Totan. 1827 01:33:54,667 --> 01:33:56,041 Five seconds left. 1828 01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:01,874 Stevenson is here. 1829 01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:03,166 Right winger! 1830 01:34:04,625 --> 01:34:07,291 MCCAULEY: Laflamme moving in on the backend. 1831 01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:17,083 Excalibur! 1832 01:34:19,667 --> 01:34:22,583 - [CROWD CHEERING] - MCCAULEY: Stevenson scores! 1833 01:34:23,083 --> 01:34:25,791 They did it! The Highlanders win! 1834 01:34:25,792 --> 01:34:27,332 The Highlanders win! 1835 01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:30,332 For just the second time in ten years, 1836 01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:34,416 the Halifax Highlanders are going to the playoffs. 1837 01:34:34,417 --> 01:34:36,959 [TURANDOT OPERA BY PUCCINI] 1838 01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:41,207 Yeah! Yeah! 1839 01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:43,875 Fucking A, you worthless cocksuckers! 1840 01:34:49,042 --> 01:34:51,834 - Bye, guys. - [TURANDOT OPERA PLAYING] 1841 01:35:13,209 --> 01:35:16,959 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1842 01:35:29,959 --> 01:35:32,290 That's when the hand job start. 1843 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:35,000 Oh no, I was wrong. They're starting early today. 1844 01:35:35,750 --> 01:35:37,125 No lube or nothing. 1845 01:35:37,126 --> 01:35:39,208 - [ROCK SONG PLAYING] - Give it to him, Johnny! 1846 01:35:39,209 --> 01:35:42,958 - Masturbate that penis. - [LAUGHS] 1847 01:35:42,959 --> 01:35:45,207 The weirdest fucking job ever! 1848 01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:47,582 - Oh! - CROWD: Oh! 1849 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:50,166 Sorry about that. Bad chop in the ice. 1850 01:35:50,167 --> 01:35:51,542 - You good? - I'm good. 1851 01:35:52,333 --> 01:35:54,082 Wow, it smells like dick. 1852 01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:56,124 Oh God, it smells so much like piss. 1853 01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:58,417 - [LAUGHS] - I had no response to that. 1854 01:35:59,179 --> 01:36:00,499 Well, if you give me enough booze, 1855 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:03,208 I'll munch a box or two. I mean... 1856 01:36:03,209 --> 01:36:06,749 [LAUGHS] 1857 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:07,750 Oh, my God! 1858 01:36:08,542 --> 01:36:09,667 Only two? 1859 01:36:10,709 --> 01:36:11,709 A couple. 1860 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,500 - Let's try that one more time. - What is the line? 1861 01:36:14,524 --> 01:36:17,833 - Highlanders! Highlanders! - [PETROV LAUGHING] 1862 01:36:17,834 --> 01:36:20,375 - Alright, shut the fuck up. - [ALL LAUGHING] 1863 01:36:21,166 --> 01:36:23,916 What did you do, man? You had a fucking jackoff selfie 1864 01:36:23,917 --> 01:36:25,207 on my grandmother's grave? 1865 01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:29,582 You fucking inbred, Slavic, fucking potato vampire! 1866 01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:31,999 Tell you, man, knowing you and playing with you is like 1867 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:36,166 being like force-fed fucking junky piss. 1868 01:36:36,167 --> 01:36:37,499 And you two, you're like 1869 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,582 fucking mother Russia's herpes, man! 1870 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:42,040 The bitch shipped them to Canada and fucking made me 1871 01:36:42,041 --> 01:36:44,542 - deal with 'em. - Belchy! 1872 01:36:45,291 --> 01:36:47,249 He gets it! I love candy! 1873 01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:50,708 What? Yeah, I'll take a candy. I love fucking candy! 1874 01:36:50,709 --> 01:36:53,125 He fucking gets it. Fuck! 1875 01:36:53,126 --> 01:36:56,041 No! No more fucking candies! 1876 01:36:56,042 --> 01:36:58,374 SportsDesk, we've got slogans. 1877 01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:01,874 SportsDesk, our slogan is a slogan. 1878 01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:04,833 You're watching SportsDesk. SportsDesk, we're all pink 1879 01:37:04,834 --> 01:37:07,166 - on the inside. - [LAUGHS] 1880 01:37:08,917 --> 01:37:10,999 - My fucking row! - [MEN GRUNTING] 1881 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,125 Oh, fuck! Ow! 1882 01:37:13,126 --> 01:37:15,040 - MAN: Cut! - [LAUGHS] 1883 01:37:15,041 --> 01:37:17,083 Sorry, dude, that was really awkward. 1884 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:20,916 [LAUGHS] 1885 01:37:20,917 --> 01:37:22,583 Oh, man! 1886 01:37:26,041 --> 01:37:27,709 The fuck you're wearing, dude? 1887 01:37:28,125 --> 01:37:29,624 It's supposed to make me look big. 1888 01:37:29,625 --> 01:37:32,499 Why do you shop in little girls' section? 1889 01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,624 [LAUGHS] 1890 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:37,749 You honestly look like you're on the fucking autobahn, 1891 01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:39,207 straight to gay town, man. 1892 01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:41,834 On the blond bus to Anal town, huh? 1893 01:37:43,667 --> 01:37:47,000 You look like a little Nazi weightlifter. 1894 01:37:47,001 --> 01:37:48,959 [LAUGHS] 1895 01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:52,208 Power lifting fucking dongs, man. 1896 01:37:52,209 --> 01:37:53,916 - It's like... - MAN: Cut! 1897 01:37:53,917 --> 01:37:56,374 [LAUGHS] 1898 01:37:56,375 --> 01:37:58,416 I... I guess they like him 'cause he's got, sort of, 1899 01:37:58,417 --> 01:38:00,249 - smaller hands. - Who wouldn't? 1900 01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:02,750 You know, feels like a female's hands. 1901 01:38:03,250 --> 01:38:05,625 But make no mistake, that is a man. 1902 01:38:06,667 --> 01:38:08,541 - [LAUGHS] - MAN: Cut! 1903 01:38:08,542 --> 01:38:11,457 I'm not stooping to your fucking level. 1904 01:38:11,458 --> 01:38:14,000 - The mayonnaise is semen. - What? 1905 01:38:14,001 --> 01:38:15,374 Enjoy the cannoli. 1906 01:38:15,375 --> 01:38:18,165 This is so disrespectful, man! 1907 01:38:18,166 --> 01:38:21,916 And it better not have come out of that, fucking sturgeon. 1908 01:38:21,917 --> 01:38:25,250 [LAUGHS] 1909 01:38:28,417 --> 01:38:32,083 Always driving away the ones you love. 1910 01:38:32,084 --> 01:38:34,250 [LAUGHS] 1911 01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:42,792 - I love this movie! - [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1912 01:38:46,458 --> 01:38:51,625 [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1913 01:40:42,417 --> 01:40:45,083 Hockey history is full of star players 1914 01:40:45,084 --> 01:40:46,457 and its backup enforcers. 1915 01:40:46,458 --> 01:40:49,208 You know, you got Gretzky and McSorley. 1916 01:40:49,209 --> 01:40:51,040 Well, I don't know if I'm a Gretzky. 1917 01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:53,124 - Thank you. - Doug... 1918 01:40:53,125 --> 01:40:54,542 Took our fucking microphone.