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Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops...
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...it's the only malt liquor...
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...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself.
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And when you pop the top, the panties drop.
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Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
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The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?
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That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.
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Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men...
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...in your region.
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Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected...
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...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute.
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However, one of us here is not who he appears to be.
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Come on, you jive turkeys.
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What kind of rundown is this?
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Look, man...
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...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, Sucker.
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Hold it.
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I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch.
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Who said you were?
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He's dead.
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My God, men.
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Do you know what this means?
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Do you know whose brother...?
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This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down.
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The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men...
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...responsible for his brother's death.
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Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army.
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And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for.
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It's only a matter of time before he finds out...
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...and when he does, no matter where he is...
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...get ready, gentlemen. Because hell's a-coming.
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Coming, coming, coming.
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Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had.
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Me too.
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That goes triple for me.
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Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches.
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I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had.
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He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad.
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So grab on to your seats and hang on tight...
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... while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite.
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Yeah?
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Dynamite,baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up.
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Solid. I'm on it, Bee.
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Who's there?
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I'm looking for Nipsy.
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There's no Nipsy here.
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Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
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Where's Nipsy?
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Here I am, sucker.
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Honeybee, what's happening, baby?
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Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy?
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Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction.
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You know me. Just talked to him.
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Thank you, Black Dynamite.
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I'm so happy.
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Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing wth me.
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Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls...
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...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days...
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...and he ain't been by here with your money.
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- And... - I knew I forgot something.
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Tiny.
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Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.
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Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself.
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I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
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They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings.
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They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning.
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All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?
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I've known you too long.
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Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me?
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Black Dynamite. I got to go to the hospital.
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It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd.
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Where is Bucky and what has he had?
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It's that new drug on the street.
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All the kids are falling prey to it.
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What we gonna do, Black Dynamite?
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I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna fight.
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The only way I know how.
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Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight.
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Fight, fight, fight.
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And when I got tired, I would fight some more.
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And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall...
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...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.
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I'm gonna take him down.
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I'm gonna take them all down.
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Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?
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- Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy.
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How many times I told you not to call here...
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...and interrupt my kung fu?
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It's bad news, Dynamite.
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It's your only brother, Jimmy.
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He's dead, Dynamite.
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Jimmy's dead.
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Scram.
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I said split.
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Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house.
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I'll see you all tomorrow.
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How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
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They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard.
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Dead as a dog.
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Said he had drugs on him.
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I guess he was still on that stuff.
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Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed...
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...you was gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite.
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Whoever did this is gonna pay.
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I can promise you that.
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Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama...
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...you was gonna get him off of that stuff...
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...for the rest of his natural life--
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Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me...
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...that you'll look after your brother...
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...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs...
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...or dead.
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I promise.
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Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite...
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...and you are my 16-year-old kid brother...
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...and you are high as a kite yet again.
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Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?
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Who?
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Your mama would turn over in her grave...
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...if she were here to see this.
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She loved Jimmy with all her heart.
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You promised your mama on her deathbed...
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...that you would look after Jimmy.
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Now he's dead.
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I scoured the crime scene like you told me to.
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Dig what I found.
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Now, this is some heavy shit.
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Freeze, turkeys.
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I see you haven't lost your touch, B.D.
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O'Leary?
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The old "pie on the windowsill" trick. I can't believe I fell for that.
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That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass.
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B.D. took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks.
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I remember we circled back and turned the tables.
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I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company...
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...left my black ass for dead, huh?
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But I remember.
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I remember everything.
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I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday.
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I rememberthat village in Tainan that we cut down.
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It was a massacre.
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All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks.
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I remember the faces, the children.
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This one child I'll never forget.
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Poor little bastard was still alive.
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His little Chinese legs were blown clean off.
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Still see his little shins and feet...
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...hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut.
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He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees.
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He tried to get up...
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...but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off.
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As he laid there flat on his face...
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...he looked up at me.
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His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach...
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... deep into my soul.
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He said something to me in Chinese, like:
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Sounds like some cartoon shit...
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...but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me.
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And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese...
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...to know what that question was.
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"Why, Black Dynamite?
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Why?"
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We're a long way from Nam.
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Look at this place.
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It must have an eight-track player in every room.
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What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion.
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Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust.
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We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever.
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I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had...
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...but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA...
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...that Black Dynamite was out of the game.
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- You're never out of the game. - I've known you for a long time.
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And there's something that you're not telling me.
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Okay.
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We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need...
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...is you running through the streets creating a river of blood.
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Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle.
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We don't know who killed Jimmy.
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But I do know this.
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You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down.
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In case you forgot, when you left the agency...
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...you relinquished your license to kill.
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Well, you do what you have to.
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Just don't get in my way.
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Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild.
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Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah.
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Black Dynamite, you came to see me.
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Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn...
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...but afterwards since I'm here, maybe I'll throw you one right quick.
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Out of sight.
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I get off in 15 minutes.
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You're right about that, sugar.
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You're right about that.
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Bullhorn, can I get you anything?
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Yes. I would like some of that ass.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my--?
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Main man Black Dynamite.
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What it is, Bullhorn?
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What you want to eat, man?
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Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it.
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I ain't here for no food, Horn.
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Oh, man.
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I can dig it.
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Sugar, give us a minute.
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You know, man...
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...I'm really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy.
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You know, me and you been tight for a long time.
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- So you know if you need anything... - Thanks, Horn.
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I need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with.
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You know, he came around here about a week ago...
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...with some cats that I had never seen before.
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Man, I mean, these cats looked mean.
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Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens.
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Can you dig it?
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Yeah. I can dig it.
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That little old half-a-player, Cream Corn, was with them.
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You remember Cream Corn.
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So where is Cream Corn these days?
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Yep, that's right.
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I'm running things.
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Cream Corn. That's why they call me that.
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Smooth.
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I got my measure for your pleasure.
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Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk.
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And let a nigga mess with me.
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I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite--
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Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite.
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Shut up, sucker. I need answers.
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I wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with.
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Man, I don't know nothing but nothing.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Their leader's name is Chicago Wind.
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They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw.
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Now, get me up.
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So you must be Black Dynamite.
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Cream Corn, you jive mother.
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Chicago Wind, I presume.
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Your presumption is correct, nigga.
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If you presume that I killed your brother then you presume wrong.
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Not that it means shit to me.
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Either way, shit.
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I wish I'd have killed that nigga myself.
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Somebody else beat me to it.
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Is that so?
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Well, Mr. Chicago Wind...
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...what do you know about this?
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Some heavy shit.
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But dig.
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Let me explain something to you, supernigga.
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00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,314
I don't answer questions.
257
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,403
I ask them.
258
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,153
Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours...
259
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,164
...what would make you think I'm gonna tell you?
260
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,124
Get your black ass out of my joint...
261
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,505
...before we beat you like a rented mule.
262
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,928
That's right, you jive-ass punk.
263
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,928
Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig?
264
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,390
That's right, nigga. Don't ever, ever come ba--
265
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,104
Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears.
266
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,108
I'll take care of this gorilla-eating goon here.
267
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:51,029
Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass.
268
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:56,288
But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass.
269
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,291
Motherfucker.
270
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,971
Let everybody know and suckers be warned...
271
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:17,886
...that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn.
272
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,655
Try to catch me now, sucker.
273
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,663
Motherfucker.
274
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,677
Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool.
275
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,886
Because I left your ass blowing in the breeze.
276
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,722
Man, don't you ever, ever...
277
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,899
That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer.
278
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:19,289
I want Black Dynamite dead, and want him dead now.
279
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,291
Before you support any of these candidates...
280
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,794
...find out if they're going to rid our communities...
281
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,251
...of the hustlers and pushers.
282
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,758
Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children...
283
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,889
...and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community...
284
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,299
...like Congressman James.
285
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,642
Watch me turn this shit around.
286
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,394
Power to the people.
287
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,815
With all due respect to the young sister here...
288
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,643
...you all know me.
289
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,897
Yes.
290
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,653
Now, young lady...
291
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,408
...these fine folks don't need to be misled.
292
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,613
All they want is a little bit of bread.
293
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,664
And you can't just stick it to the Man.
294
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,121
You also got to have yourself a plan.
295
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:12,000
Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box.
296
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:16,929
We got to go from the poor house to the White House.
297
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,841
Instead of maligning me...
298
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,513
...let's take this land from sea to shining sea.
299
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,268
Keep the faith, brothers and sisters.
300
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,193
Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery...
301
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,611
...if you wanna take on Congressman James.
302
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:44,122
The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about...
303
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,909
...but at least they can put his to a beat.
304
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,335
So, what do you do to make a difference?
305
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,168
Do you march? Do you vote?
306
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,582
Oh, let me guess.
307
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,376
You're one of Tom Slick brothers...
308
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,466
...think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh?
309
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,631
I don't know about Tom Slick.
310
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,390
But thank you for the compliments.
311
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,427
That's not what meant.
312
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,561
Not that I think that you have good look--
313
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,348
I mean, you know these guys with their--
314
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,643
- Winks and smiles. - Yeah.
315
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,488
What about the smile?
316
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,153
I am smiling.
317
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,561
Right on, right on.
318
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,983
Excuse me, brothers.
319
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,273
The militants turn, startled.
320
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,486
This is private.
321
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,367
How'd you get in here?
322
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,028
I walked in.
323
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,868
So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh?
324
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,124
Or maybe you an undercover pig.
325
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,785
Or maybe you just a federal hit man.
326
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,956
If I was, you cats would already be dead.
327
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,046
Now, let me speak to the man in charge.
328
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,882
Sarcastically, I'm in charge.
329
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,546
Right on.
330
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,631
If you were in charge...
331
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,552
...the people might as well surrender to whitey right now...
332
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,391
...because your survival skills ain't worth a damn.
333
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,682
Black Dynamite.
334
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,063
It has been a long time, my brother.
335
00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,403
What it is, Saheed?
336
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,111
You know this Uncle Tom?
337
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,900
Listen, sucker.
338
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,615
I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant...
339
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,496
...than you and your whole damn army put together.
340
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,998
And while you're out there...
341
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,581
...chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians...
342
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,291
...l'm taking out any money front sucker on a humble...
343
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,545
...that gets in my way.
344
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,423
So I'll tell you what.
345
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,882
When your so-called revolution starts, you call me...
346
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,797
...and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done...
347
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,261
...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up...
348
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,142
...when grown folks is talking.
349
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,770
I'm sorry.
350
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,237
Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket.
351
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,443
That was righteous.
352
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,654
That was personal, brother.
353
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:29,163
Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters.
354
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,825
You need our help, we're here.
355
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,209
I can dig it.
356
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,547
What can you tell me about this?
357
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,042
Yeah.
358
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,259
I ain't seen one of these in a while.
359
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,310
I was gonna fuck him up.
360
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,569
There it is.
361
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,787
AR-48.
362
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,823
I wish we could get some shit like this.
363
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,619
That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow.
364
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,171
Any idea who would have it?
365
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,754
Whoever it is, he must work for the Man...
366
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,716
...because that right there is strictly government issue.
367
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,109
You mind telling me how this was found...
368
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,442
...at the scene of my brother's death?
369
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,740
Okay, Black Dynamite.
370
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,908
Want me to level with you?
371
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,703
Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two-bit drug dealer.
372
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,872
- He was one of us. - What?
373
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,211
He was working undercover.
374
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,710
And he wanted to be just like you.
375
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,885
Jimmy, why didn't you tell me?
376
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,856
Vincent Rafelli.
377
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,439
Don of the Carbozi family.
378
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,070
Heads up a shipping company.
379
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,607
We believe he's distributing dope.
380
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,242
Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James...
381
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,369
...had something up their sleeve.
382
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,576
He didn't quite know what it was.
383
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,742
He died trying to find out.
384
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,871
So I don't need to tell you the importance of this mission.
385
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,960
But I just have one question.
386
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,500
Are you in or are you out?
387
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,965
Because God knows you're the only one we can trust.
388
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,849
I'm in.
389
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,178
Good.
390
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,932
I had a feeling you were gonna say that.
391
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,729
Hope you don't mind.
392
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,441
I took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill.
393
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,947
You're gonna need this.
394
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,494
Black Dynamite's looking for us.
395
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,161
You said you would handle it.
396
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,629
I'm bringing in the heavy hitters now.
397
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:34,799
Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment.
398
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,563
Breathe deeply, baby.
399
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,403
Daddy, you make my heart beat.
400
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,987
Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that.
401
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,196
But I think you're running a temperature.
402
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:44,834
Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you.
403
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,455
What the--?
404
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:53,259
I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny.
405
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,378
Black Dynamite.
406
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,048
I mean, really.
407
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,137
You sent her in here with them titties.
408
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,927
What did you expect?
409
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,470
How's my x-ray?
410
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,058
Well, no fragments.
411
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,689
In and out.
412
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,566
You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
413
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,728
Three nches to the left...
414
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,397
...and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
415
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,487
Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass.
416
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,243
Well, you need a new line of work.
417
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,655
This is the second time this year.
418
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,745
I know, I know.
419
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,753
Why do I bother? There's no helping you.
420
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,756
No, doc, you help me just fine.
421
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,086
See you next time.
422
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,347
You hang in there, Leon. You hear me?
423
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,894
Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there?
424
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,529
No.
425
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,281
Nephew? Cousin?
426
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,907
I said no.
427
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,194
No relation, he...
428
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,284
He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work.
429
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,995
He overdosed on smack. Third one this month.
430
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,793
And why? What does it matter to you anyway?
431
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,296
Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.
432
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,086
Oh, I don't need your kind of help.
433
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:17,048
Men like you only help when there's something in it for them.
434
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,462
They can't be bothered.
435
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,758
Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car.
436
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,142
No, Mr. Black Dynamite.
437
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,475
The only help you know is how to help yourself.
438
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,015
Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.
439
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,808
It's about that kid in there.
440
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,563
Now do you really want help...
441
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:37,398
...or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own?
442
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,073
Mama always said:
443
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,031
"A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty."
444
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,992
Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you.
445
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,371
Wait.
446
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,046
These politicians don't give a damn.
447
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,050
I mean, look, look at these ads.
448
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,757
Congressman James made promises to the people.
449
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,139
Then he took away his drug-awareness programs...
450
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,177
...and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids.
451
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,015
He even invested in these products.
452
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,430
Now the dope is everywhere. It's even--
453
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,065
It's even in the orphanage.
454
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,443
Not the orphanage.
455
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,569
I used to be an orphan.
456
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,943
You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy.
457
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,201
You're an orphan.
458
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,411
Orphan, orphan, orphan.
459
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,212
No, not the orphans.
460
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,296
I think I need to show you something.
461
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,214
We've been trying to reach these children.
462
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,725
But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us.
463
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,559
The worst thing about these pushers...
464
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,270
...getting these children addicted to this new smack...
465
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:58,528
...is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents.
466
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,403
Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad...
467
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,159
...than some jive-ass sucker dealing smack to the kids.
468
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,495
Bobby, stop it.
469
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,702
You'll kick soon.
470
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,128
You dealing, brother?
471
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,959
I need my smack, I need it now.
472
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:21,259
Put a few of these honeys on the street and I'll get you your bread, partner.
473
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,217
I refuse to let this happen to you, little man.
474
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,259
I will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked-up body...
475
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,471
...if I have to.
476
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,934
Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works.
477
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,855
I can't look at these kids no more.
478
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,861
This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing.
479
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,491
Now look at it, it's sickening.
480
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,654
Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do.
481
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,743
Black Dynamite, I wish it was that simple.
482
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,953
But this is much bigger than you and me.
483
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,117
Hey, Little Mama.
484
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,957
It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me.
485
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,589
But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it?
486
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,965
I think so.
487
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,130
I gotta split.
488
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,044
You need me to drop you off somewhere?
489
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,839
No, I think I'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite.
490
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,632
I'll drive you.
491
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,810
Thanks for the ride.
492
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,582
Can I get some hot sauce for my donut?
493
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,837
Excuse me, lady.
494
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,597
- Oh, my God. - What is it? What is going on?
495
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,599
How did you know?
496
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:55,513
Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
497
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:20,995
Damn.
498
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,266
Sorry, Roscoe.
499
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,226
It's cool, man.
500
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,563
Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how.
501
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,443
Maybe it's time for a change.
502
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,239
What have you gotten me into?
503
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,115
It wasn't me they were after, sugar.
504
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,744
You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places.
505
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,324
I'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe.
506
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,002
Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria.
507
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,254
She gonna be safe up in here.
508
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,416
I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to.
509
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:11,429
Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses.
510
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,474
You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police.
511
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,682
No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty...
512
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,520
...whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket.
513
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,567
You be cool, Mama.
514
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,944
Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight.
515
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,778
I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits...
516
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:34,574
...rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down.
517
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:37,363
Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight--
518
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:40,284
Dynamite's gonna make everything all right.
519
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,201
Euphoria. Shut up. I know that was you.
520
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,460
I ain't even gotta look.
521
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:46,623
I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers.
522
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,211
Would you like that?
523
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,605
Black Dynamite, I know that we just met...
524
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,141
...but somehow I feel that I can trust you.
525
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,562
I'll be here waiting till you come to get me.
526
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,403
Thank you for saving my life.
527
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,194
You be cool, Little Mama.
528
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,829
I'll be back before too long.
529
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,718
Order, order, order.
530
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:38,553
Order, nigga.
531
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,473
The game is at an all-time low.
532
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,853
Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation.
533
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,066
- That's right. - Yeah.
534
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,732
Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever.
535
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:55,946
- Yeah. - That's right.
536
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,951
These little bitches just running wild.
537
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:01,535
I thought we had these poop-butt pigs paid off.
538
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,915
- Come to find out. - Yeah.
539
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,623
They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track.
540
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:10,124
I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money.
541
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,713
Yeah. Yeah. I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it.
542
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,594
Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever.
543
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,301
Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal.
544
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:21,343
Well, it's been the worst one ever. I can't even afford to get my hair fixed.
545
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,227
Sounds like you're assed out.
546
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,683
You know what they say.
547
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,563
The bitch won't sell her ass.
548
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,066
- A pimp will. - Will.
549
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,397
Shut up, Tasty.
550
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,029
I turned you onto the game...
551
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,566
...when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp.
552
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,741
Now, listen up.
553
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,460
Pimping has been around since the world started turning.
554
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:50,588
And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it...
555
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:55,419
...until this little planet rotates off its axis...
556
00:41:55,596 --> 00:42:01,842
...as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust.
557
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,180
Damn.
558
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,310
- Can you dig it? - It's done, brother.
559
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,937
You know what I'm saying?
560
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,602
Now look here. These times, they come and they go.
561
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,143
- Right. - And if you live long enough...
562
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,903
...you'll be around to see them come again.
563
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:20,944
But what we need to do is we need to collectivize.
564
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,953
- Yeah. - Right on, right on.
565
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,739
Now, look here.
566
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,908
Listen.
567
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,374
Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.
568
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,463
Yes, O.
569
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,633
All in favor, raise your hand.
570
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,969
Kotex?
571
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:42,265
- Mo Bitches? - I can dig it, baby.
572
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,766
Chocolate Giddy-Up?
573
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:46,302
Chocolate Giddy-Up.
574
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,971
Crenshaw Pete?
575
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,811
Captain Kangaroo Pimp?
576
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,528
- Willie? - I'm with you.
577
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:59,316
Nigga, even if they don't knock the broads...
578
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:04,120
...there ain't enough tricks to go around.
579
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,414
Now, look here.
580
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,959
I don't know about the rest of y'all.
581
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,662
But it looks ike I have to keep selling heroin...
582
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,046
...just to make ends meet.
583
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,333
Then you'll have a much bigger problem.
584
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,047
Black Dynamite.
585
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,961
What's happening, baby?
586
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,299
What it is, Big O?
587
00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,841
To what do we owe this pleasure?
588
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:28,011
I just got one thing to lay on you cats and then I'll split.
589
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,850
That I'm declaring war...
590
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,857
...on anybody who sells drugs in our community.
591
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,270
But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.
592
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,736
Well, be that as it may, if I catch you...
593
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,026
...I will not consider you a brother or friend.
594
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,694
Now, can you dig it?
595
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,079
Hell no, nigga.
596
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:50,249
I can't dig it.
597
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,293
- Now who you supposed to be? - That's Black Dynamite.
598
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,375
I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up.
599
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,882
I'm gonna tell you like this.
600
00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:01,715
I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.
601
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,723
- Yeah. - Well, the choice is yours, brother.
602
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,849
But if me and my people catch you...
603
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,682
...you're gonna have a lot more to deal with.
604
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:13,269
- Good evening, gentlemen. - Goodbye, Black Dynamite.
605
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,149
Will you stop that...?
606
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,109
Hold it right there.
607
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,489
It's me, Black Dynamite.
608
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,246
- What the hell do you want? - I wanna help you.
609
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,577
Why should I trust you...
610
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,992
...after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind?
611
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,211
Because your brother Jimmy saved my life.
612
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,919
I was supposed to be with him the night he got killed.
613
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,635
But he called me and told me to stay at home.
614
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,341
I guess I owe him one.
615
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,718
I'll need a list of names and locations.
616
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:51,932
Ain't no thing.
617
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,897
Man, everything is gonna be okay.
618
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,432
Bullhorn...
619
00:44:56,611 --> 00:45:00,274
...Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for.
620
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,188
Now, what do you think?
621
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,779
Man, I think we should put our ankles in it.
622
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,865
They broke into my home.
623
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,526
They got the ledger.
624
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,696
They got the manifest, they got everything.
625
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,829
Everything. Names, dates, schedules.
626
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:36,457
We even got the shipping routes.
627
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,333
They won't be able to take a shit...
628
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,369
...without us knowing when or what color.
629
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,210
We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people.
630
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:47,423
Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll.
631
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,558
Extra, extra. Hot off the presses.
632
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,220
Black Dynamite cleans up the street.
633
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,731
It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite.
634
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,892
Everyone looks so happy...
635
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,651
...and it's all thanks to you.
636
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,983
I'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama.
637
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:10,241
There's no I in "revolut--" In "team."
638
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,740
Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty, but I have to try.
639
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,498
Hi, girls. What is your name?
640
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,750
I'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla.
641
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,126
Those are beautiful names.
642
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:24,084
I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite.
643
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,091
My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
644
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,426
So did my mama.
645
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,676
Hush up, little girls.
646
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,136
A lot of cats have that name.
647
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:21,429
Well, that was amazing.
648
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,482
Thank you for a beautiful day and night.
649
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:31,481
But I think I should be going.
650
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,742
I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight.
651
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,699
Oh, you do, do you?
652
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,831
I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie.
653
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:43,162
Because if I offered you some of this cookie...
654
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,827
...this cookie might kill you.
655
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,754
Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park...
656
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,790
...you got this closed because it takes--
657
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:51,334
Yeah, yeah, Mama.
658
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:55,721
You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind.
659
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,177
That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come.
660
00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:59,637
Can you dig it?
661
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:14,917
Yeah.
662
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,130
Black Dynamite.
663
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:18,216
We read the ledger and it just don't stop.
664
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:22,383
There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top.
665
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,176
A big shipment is coming to town...
666
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,971
...and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down.
667
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,731
Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres.
668
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:33,611
And however the fuck the whats, we'll sure enough be there.
669
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,484
Looks like he's got two warehouses.
670
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,995
One big one, and one smaller one here.
671
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:46,783
We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first...
672
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:49,418
...then we scale the fence, enter from the south...
673
00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:52,955
...use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back.
674
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,964
That way we avoid the guards.
675
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:58,502
Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get--
676
00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,096
Get-- Get--
677
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:06,764
The torch is an issue.
678
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:09,305
We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time.
679
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:11,269
Think again, brother.
680
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,650
You know somebody that's got one?
681
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,270
I know just the cat.
682
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,713
All right, snowflake. Where's the dope?
683
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,920
Up yours, coon.
684
00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,258
It's right over there in the body bags, jeez.
685
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,804
So how much dope is in the big warehouse?
686
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:37,811
They're gonna kill me anyway. I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon.
687
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,736
Dynamite, I got something that will make him talk.
688
00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:50,698
I ain't gonna tell you nothing.
689
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:54,418
Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late.
690
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,955
Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the niggas.
691
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:04,428
Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore...
692
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:07,806
...because Kansas gonna fix you.
693
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,467
Just the niggas.
694
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,183
Just the nig--
695
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,768
Damn, Smoke.
696
00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,983
I think you gave him too much of that shit.
697
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,032
How long till it wears off?
698
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,712
It's malt liquor?
699
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,797
It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards.
700
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:46,007
It's supposed to give you:
701
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:52,972
Tastes good too.
702
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,762
I know the drugs are here somewhere.
703
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,932
We're gonna check every crate until we find it.
704
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,272
I can't believe it, fellas.
705
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,614
That entire shipment was just malt liquor.
706
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,323
Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite.
707
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:13,284
We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse...
708
00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,949
...from getting on the streets.
709
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,705
I'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man.
710
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,997
Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible.
711
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,511
I tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense.
712
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,515
The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers.
713
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,518
All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment.
714
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:38,021
If anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something.
715
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,433
They got it out before we got there.
716
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:41,691
No.
717
00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,854
Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out?
718
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,193
No, them crackers was protecting something.
719
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,951
B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle.
720
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,032
Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.
721
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,368
That babbling cracker knew something.
722
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,830
What that guard said, I keep running through my head.
723
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,994
Code Kansas.
724
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,585
"You people won't be so big anymore."
725
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,545
Code Kansas.
726
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,550
It just don't make no damn sense.
727
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,052
Hey, sweet thing.
728
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:12,215
What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker.
729
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,882
Bitch, do you see us?
730
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,431
I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties...
731
00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:20,143
...two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay?
732
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,853
Baloney, fry that up into a dome.
733
00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:24,734
Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it.
734
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,236
And one waffle, please.
735
00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,737
I can get your waffle...
736
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,149
...but all we got is the chicken from last night.
737
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,114
Now, I can bring you some of that if you want some meat.
738
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,954
Chicken and waffles?
739
00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,614
That's it.
740
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:42,252
Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault.
741
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,455
Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight.
742
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,045
But if you bring us some of them good-ass waffles...
743
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,255
...everything will be all right.
744
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,762
Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these.
745
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,924
These waffles are so good...
746
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,184
...they're like they come from down South.
747
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,766
These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth.
748
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,773
- Man, you ain't had no waffles-- - Wait.
749
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,398
Bullhorn, what did you just say?
750
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,733
You said:
751
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,649
"Melts in your mouth."
752
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,902
Quick.
753
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:17,450
What else melts in your mouth?
754
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,491
- M&M's. - Exactly.
755
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:23,285
And not in your hands.
756
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,584
- Yeah. - Yeah.
757
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,130
And who makes M&M's?
758
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:30,508
Mars Candy Company makes it.
759
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:32,044
- Yeah, yeah. - That's right.
760
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,964
And Mars is also--
761
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:38,976
- The Roman god of war. - That's what I'm telling you.
762
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,762
Who is the Greek god of war?
763
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,555
- Ares. - Right on.
764
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:48,694
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
765
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,604
- What is it? What did you get? - R--
766
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,147
Ram. That's right.
767
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:56,660
And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries.
768
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,327
- Now dig. - That right.
769
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:02,161
- Ares's half sister is Athena. - Now you're getting it.
770
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:05,078
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens.
771
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,167
Which is the capital of Greece.
772
00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:09,627
And as we all know...
773
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:13,089
...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in--
774
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,629
785 B.C.
775
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:19,345
And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God.
776
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:23,603
785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas.
777
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,856
Code Kansas.
778
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:29,610
Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
779
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,692
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.
780
00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,315
- Yes. - Yeah.
781
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,573
And brothers...
782
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:38,781
...who is the Greek demigod of medicine...
783
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:42,414
...who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
784
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,575
Aesculapius, of course.
785
00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:48,792
He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch.
786
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,957
They called it Aesculapius's staff.
787
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,841
It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
788
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,047
I've seen it.
789
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,931
Now, what legend involving snakes...
790
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,138
...is in both Greek and Roman mythology?
791
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:05,679
Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father.
792
00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:07,267
Apollo.
793
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,770
Yeah. Thanks, lady.
794
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:10,980
That's right.
795
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:17,491
Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big-ass snake.
796
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:18,696
That's right.
797
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:22,078
And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world?
798
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:25,082
The South American anaconda.
799
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:29,586
- What she said. - Anaconda Malt Liquor.
800
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,419
And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor?
801
00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:35,333
"Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you--"
802
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,465
Gives you what?
803
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,676
And who else is famous for:
804
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,432
Little Richard.
805
00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:44,138
- Who? - Little Richard.
806
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:47,224
So, what they're really saying is--
807
00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:51,608
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard.
808
00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:56,071
What is another word for Richard?
809
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,902
- Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. - Gunsmoke!
810
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,039
Damn.
811
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:11,123
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick.
812
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,753
Should we kill him?
813
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,889
Man, do you want to live?
814
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,473
I said, do you want to go on?
815
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:41,321
Man, this time these crackers have gone too far.
816
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,161
- The warehouse. - The warehouse.
817
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,829
Freeze, you jive-time suckers.
818
00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,502
Who's in charge?
819
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:57,545
Brothers, make these honkies load this dick-shrinking poison...
820
00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,756
...back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down.
821
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,842
Waste them if they make a sound.
822
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,632
I'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit.
823
01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:09,850
- All right, men, move it. - Come on, you heard him.
824
01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,729
Sucker, you drop it rght there.
825
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,936
- O'Leary? - That's right.
826
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,397
Go ahead, guys, I got this.
827
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,240
O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should have known it was you.
828
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,444
You should have.
829
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,326
You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama...
830
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,533
...to not see what was in front of your face.
831
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:30,540
You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers.
832
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,246
You were the leak all the time.
833
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,456
And bet you were behind Jimmy's death.
834
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,371
Hey, man, I was just following orders.
835
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:39,257
That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you.
836
01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:41,713
Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way.
837
01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,048
I gave the order on Jimmy.
838
01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,214
I gave it to James, who gave it to the don.
839
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,553
What good's it gonna do you now?
840
01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:00,066
The old birthday-candle trick from Nam.
841
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,822
Just when you think it's out...
842
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:08,403
O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?
843
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,322
Yeah, who's this?
844
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:41,562
Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island.
845
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:50,616
Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island.
846
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:02,999
Okay.
847
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,635
Now, here's the plan.
848
01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,471
Yeah.
849
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,349
Okay, let's split up.
850
01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:38,622
He's here.
851
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:43,669
We kicked their ass.
852
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,004
Power to the people, brothers.
853
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,503
This is it, brothers.
854
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,345
- This is where we stick it to the Man. - Yeah.
855
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,929
Now, let's go get that lab.
856
01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,520
All right, let's go.
857
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,818
You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution.
858
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,274
Start a family.
859
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,858
Show this picture.
860
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,193
That's Betty Jo.
861
01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,484
Yeah, right on, yeah.
862
01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:13,529
Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables.
863
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,413
Bake our own bread, know what I mean?
864
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:16,914
Bake our own--
865
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:22,203
Who saw that coming--? Who saw where that came from?
866
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,839
Let's go.
867
01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,913
I should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu.
868
01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:01,080
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications...
869
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:04,587
...is only out-matched by your zest for kung-fu treachery.
870
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:12,255
Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite.
871
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:13,922
But no match for mine.
872
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,473
You should have joined us when you had the chance.
873
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:21,262
But now you must die.
874
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:24,524
Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey.
875
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,317
Bullhorn, no.
876
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,447
Bullhorn, no.
877
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:35,702
At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man...
878
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:39,239
...has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery.
879
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:43,410
Brother, your death will not go unavenged.
880
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:47,797
Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now.
881
01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,708
Get him.
882
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:12,819
You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu.
883
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,327
Black Dynamite Panther Fist.
884
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,560
What the fuck, huh?
885
01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,396
Keep your eye on Black Dynamite.
886
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,782
Looking for me?
887
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:50,916
Can you see where I'm coming from, you jive motherfucker?
888
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:56,091
No rush, huh? Come on, huh?
889
01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:59,925
You told him to keep an eye out for me.
890
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:13,188
I threw that shit before I walked in the room.
891
01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:23,660
I wanna know who's pulling your strings.
892
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:26,117
Now start talking. Talk.
893
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,293
- I said, start talking. - Okay.
894
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,579
Your government has been preoccupied...
895
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,998
...with building the bigger penis for years.
896
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,712
What's this green one?
897
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:43,552
It did exactly opposite of what it was intended.
898
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:49,054
It made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2-month-old snapping turtle.
899
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:51,644
This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor?
900
01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:54,059
I was under orders.
901
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,394
They threatened to fire me.
902
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,067
Speaking of fire.
903
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,902
Suddenly, I'd like to leave your island.
904
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,991
No! No!
905
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:07,530
No.
906
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,172
You dirty motherfucker.
907
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,343
Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter.
908
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:30,011
Quick, give me a hairpin.
909
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:45,359
What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite?
910
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,903
How far does this all go, man?
911
01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:49,367
Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top.
912
01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:53,535
And when I say top, I mean the tippety-top.
913
01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:56,671
There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House.
914
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,539
I'm going down.
915
01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,712
- This shouldn't take long. - Whoa, hey--
916
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,299
- Take the controls. - What are you talking about?
917
01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:06,256
Whoa, hey, hey, man.
918
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,764
Son of a bitch.
919
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:18,735
Cream Corn, no!
920
01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:42,685
I should have known it was you all the time.
921
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:47,107
I should have asked myself, "Who's the man so wicked...
922
01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,277
...so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage...
923
01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:55,324
...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?"
924
01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:59,999
Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick.
925
01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:09,345
So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whooping.
926
01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:12,923
Black Dynamite.
927
01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:15,847
There is a perfectly...
928
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:20,899
...reasonable explanation for that.
929
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,864
Showtime, motherfucker.
930
01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,026
Fucking...
931
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,532
Black Dynamite.
932
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,868
Who the fuck would duck...?
933
01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:41,043
Piece of shit.
934
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:07,736
Don't fuck with me.
935
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,402
Motherfucker.
936
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:37,634
Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware...
937
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,427
...you moon cricket.
938
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,709
And now, Black Dynamite, you must die.
939
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:00,429
You had enough, Mr. President?
940
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,053
You'll never get away with this.
941
01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:06,222
Watch me, you little insecure cracker.
942
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,186
You think by shrinking our johnsons...
943
01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:10,397
...it's gonna make your situation any better?
944
01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,904
That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid.
945
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,441
Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate.
946
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,234
For what?
947
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,577
For these?
948
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:23,530
- Look at you. - What?
949
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,700
You lost it all, turkey.
950
01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:30,454
- Kill me. - Say what?
951
01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,999
- Kill me. - No.
952
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,667
That's the easy way out for you.
953
01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,712
Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news...
954
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,131
...I suggest you take care of me and my people.
955
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,344
Can you dig it?
956
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,218
I said, can you dig it?
957
01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,762
Yes, I can dig it.
958
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:48,022
Thought you could.
959
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:21,593
First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet.
960
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:24,179
I used excessive force.
961
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,435
Oftentimes, I cross the line...
962
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,438
...but I try to do so in the name of what's right.
963
01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:32,520
Most of the time, the ends justifies the means.
964
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:36,984
But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics...
965
01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:40,025
...and for that, sugar, I apologize.
966
01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,444
But I shot at you.
967
01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,953
I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.
968
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,495
This is true, but you did not connect.
969
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:49,954
You shot a plate.
970
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,041
Had you connected. Maybe pimp-slapping you into that...
971
01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,046
...might have been justified.
972
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,333
But I feel I crossed the line.
973
01:15:57,511 --> 01:16:00,298
And for that, please accept my apology.
974
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,137
I do.
975
01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,764
I do, it's just--
976
01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:07,472
Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous.
977
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,853
This is also true.
978
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,810
Because whenever there's injustice...
979
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:13,815
...wrongs to be--
980
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,352
Oh, Black Dynamite.
981
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:20,569
Go on, honey.
982
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:25,657
Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted...
983
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,994
...innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there...
984
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,500
...delivering ass-whoopings.
985
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:34,662
And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown...
986
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,171
...that comes around.
987
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:40,176
Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me...
988
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,962
...because I'm Black Dynamite.
989
01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:46,148
How you doing with that midget girl you sent out?
990
01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,860
Man, she keeps coming up short.
991
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,956
And better no nigga mess with me, neither.
992
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,797
I would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite.
993
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,802
That's right.
994
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:27,778
So I says, "Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life."
995
01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,609
She said, "I got a pimp."
996
01:20:29,783 --> 01:20:32,490
I said, "Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp.
997
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:35,027
He a valet for ho's."
998
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,376
It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack.
999
01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,585
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
1000
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:51,469
I send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo.
1001
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:54,380
- Is that right? - That's right.
1002
01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,453
Take that, you cracker-ass cracker.
1003
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:26,291
All right, girls, let's take them down.
1004
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:51,277
I only do two things well in this world.
1005
01:21:51,448 --> 01:21:56,988
I take money from bitches and I sell drugs to the community.
1006
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,511
I had to send your ho back the other day.
1007
01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:17,922
- No? - Yeah, man.
1008
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:21,809
She reckless eyeballing and carrying on.
1009
01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:26,063
She fine, but I said, "Hey, your man is bona fide."
1010
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:28,349
See? You're a righteous pimp.
1011
01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:30,813
Shit, the rea pimping lives here.
1012
01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,228
It ain't ego.
1013
01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:34,897
That's how we go. You like that?
1014
01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,559
You gotta cross the lines sometimes.
1015
01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:09,102
Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing.
1016
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,816
You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed...
1017
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:16,855
...they just want their steak on a plate.
1018
01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,365
Can you dig it?
1019
01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,430
Good evening, gentlemen.
1020
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,059
Who let that nigga in my house?