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And, honestly, I wake up happy.
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I mean, I'm that guy.
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I've got enough
of everything I need.
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I'm single, I like a party,
and I'm old enough to enjoy it...
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young enough to enjoy it.
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I wanna do something, I do it.
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- Seems to be a little problem.
- Oh.
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Must be the magnetic stripe.
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And the weird thing is,
I know it's all a cliche.
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No strings, no obligations,
but what's the alternative?
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Get into some life: Wife, kids,
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some kind of car
with too many seats.
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That's a world where
you have to do whatever it is
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other people want you to do
to keep it going.
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It's prostitution,
when you think about it.
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But there
is this nagging feeling
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that I'm missing something.
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Sorry, I don't know
what the problem is.
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No, it's not your fault.
That should do it.
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And maybe, in the end,
I'm worrying for nothing.
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I mean, I'm not
at the stage of my life...
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where I have to worry
about most of this stuff.
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Maybe I never will.
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I must sound pretty selfish.
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Or just drunk.
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This is no good either.
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You're kidding.
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Are you serious?
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Whoa, come on, wait.
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You know I have money.
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I just don't have any on me
or on my credit cards.
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But I get paid all the time,
and a lot.
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Maybe next time.
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Car fare?
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And, by the way,
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as someone who's life
really is prostitution,
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I can tell you that until you're
actually fucking for a living,
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you shouldn't be complaining.
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Wait a minute,
that's not what I meant.
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Thanks for the drink.
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Call Beverly, if you want
to make it up to me.
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Good evening.
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Oh, shit.
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Aah! Jesus!
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I have the right
to remain silent!
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Wait! Stop!
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Ow!
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Look, it's me! Stop!
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I will warn you,
I am a yellow belt!
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Stop!
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Stop! Relax!
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It's me!
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Jesus!
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What is wrong with you?
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I heard a noise.
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- Ahh.
- I'm telling you,
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right out there,
I heard a noise.
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Everything's cool.
There's nobody there.
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I swear.
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It's all right.
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Five, four,
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three, two, one,
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zero.
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Ignition.
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Liftoff.
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♪ The sun whose rays
are all ablaze ♪
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♪ With ever-living glory ♪
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♪ Does not deny his majesty ♪
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♪ He scorns to tell a story ♪
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♪ He don't exclaim
"I blush for shame ♪
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♪ So kindly be indulgent" ♪
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♪ But fierce and bold
in fiery gold ♪
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♪ He glories all effulgent ♪
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♪ I mean to rule the earth
as he the sky ♪
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♪ We really know our worth
the sun and I ♪
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♪ I mean to rule the earth
as he the sky ♪
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♪ We really know our worth
the sun and I ♪
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I guess that's what
I've really been
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trying to write about.
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I mean, who are we trying
to fool?
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We're not only animals, we're
the worst animals there are.
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Why do we eat meat?
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The Greek gods dined
on ambrosia and nectar.
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But we need to incorporate
other species into us.
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Look at Christianity:
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"This is my body,
this is my blood."
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that's why I'm doing
this chapter
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about the genocide in Rwanda.
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The Tutsis were vegetarians,
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and the Hutus were ranchers
who eat meat,
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and they regarded the Tutsis
as monkeys, as animals,
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and that's why they had
no trouble killing 'em,
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don't you think?
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Honestly, Ben, I don't know why
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the farmer and the cowhand
can't be friends.
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But I do know
that part of the reason
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why some people regard
other people as animals
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is because they don't observe
the social conventions
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most of us take for granted.
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Every human function
is disgusting in our society.
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I side with the public
on this one.
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I know what I am...
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And that's an animal.
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I'm human, but animal.
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You're wasting a lot
of thought on something
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that's not gonna get you
high or laid.
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I always say, "if it
ain't broke, don't fix it."
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- you're very wise.
- And broke.
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That is so uncool.
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Can't I just take
some money back?
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I get paid very soon,
and when I do,
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I'm gonna float you
another loan.
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Until then, I'd like
to borrow back what I leant you.
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Why do you need to leave?
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You're just gonna go out there
and be part of the machine.
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Hey, that machine
is what keeps you
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in all... this.
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Now, you know there's no one
out there today, right?
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Yeah.
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So just hold it together
and do whatever it is you do.
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I'm writing a book.
What is it that you do?
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Fuck it, I'm gonna get
the didgeridoo.
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Please, didgeri-don't.
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus,
through the goalposts of life ♪
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♪ End over end
neither left nor to right ♪
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♪ Straight through the heart
of them righteous uprights ♪
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus,
through the goalposts of life ♪
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- ♪ Make me, oh, make me ♪
- Forgot my I.D.
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wish I could say
you look trustworthy.
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♪ Make me a piece
in your master game plan ♪
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♪ Free from the earthly
tem-pestion below ♪
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♪ I've got the will, lord,
if you got the toe ♪
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus ♪
- Buenos Dias.
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♪ Through the goal posts
of life ♪
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- Hey, Steve.
- ♪ End over end ♪
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♪ Neither left nor to right ♪
- There she is.
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Miss weather center,
two years in a row.
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Pretty much the usual.
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There's this pocket
of cold air coming in,
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but you'll see it
on the composite.
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I'm gonna talk to Dave
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about putting
a real window in here
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so we can see if
any of this stuff is right.
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It's right.
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Want one?
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They're poison.
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There's two of them.
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♪ All the departed ♪
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♪ Dear loved ones of mine ♪
- Got him.
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♪ Stick 'em up front
in the offensive line ♪
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♪ Dropkick me, Jesus,
through the goalposts of life ♪
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♪ End over end
neither left nor to right ♪
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God, you cut it so close.
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Thrilling isn't it?
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Nice to see you, Mr. Dallas.
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Victoria, looking lovely
and authoritative.
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Kyle, you wanna blow your nose
and avoid a repeat of yesterday?
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- You said it wasn't a big deal.
- I say a lot of things,
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like, did I mention, Steve,
glad you could make it?
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Can I get some water?
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And is there any way to turn
these lights down a little?
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Five seconds.
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Four, three...
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It's the channel 18
eyewitness news team.
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News at noon,
Chesapeake edition.
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With Kyle Robertson at sports.
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Do the ravens
finally have a kicker?
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Steve Dallas
in the weather center.
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Beauty of a day out there,
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and I'm gonna tell you
aaaaaall about it.
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And now, Victoria Riolobos
with the news.
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Good afternoon.
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Tragedy struck this morning
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as a truxton man
backed his late-model SUV
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into a day care center.
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One youngster remains
in critical condition
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after being struck
by shrapnel-like debris
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during the collision,
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but luckily, the rest emerged
scathed only by...
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you think the graphic's
in bad taste?
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I don't know.
Kinda captures the mood.
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She's really solid.
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Unidentified driver is...
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And he's really high.
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You know, Stu,
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you just don't go spreading
rumors about people like that.
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The man's
a working professional.
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Lots of people
have squinty red eyes,
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insatiable thirst,
and trouble walking.
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He could be diabetic
or something.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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The bearded, bespectacled doctor
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murdered at least 26 patients,
making him
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one of the world's
most prolific killers.
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So Steve, how's it looking
out there today?
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It's about time we saw
some of this warmer weather.
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Well, Victoria,
let's get things started
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with a little shot of the harbor
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and some seagulls
enjoying the sunshine.
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How ya doin' there, fellas?
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Today's high will get up
to about 65 degrees
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with unlimited visibility.
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Which means if we could get
this knucklehead out of the way,
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you could see clear down
to ocean city.
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Coldest spot in the nation?
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Why, that honor goes to...
Bismarck.
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Smooth as silk.
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That seem to you
like someone on drugs?
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And at 100% humidity
and 89 degrees,
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little Hilo, Hawaii,
is both the hottest
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and wettest spot in the nation.
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I guess that makes it
the number one destination
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for teenage boys, eh, Victoria?
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I guess so, Steve.
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So I know
I don't have to tell you
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that showing up with enough time
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for us to know
that you're gonna be here
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and in a condition to work
is 90% of it!
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And why the fuck are you paying
attention to your computer?
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Are you ever gonna friend me?
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You think you're irreplaceable?
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You have this job because you're
handsome and you can talk.
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- And people trust me.
- No one trusts you.
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You think you're gonna move
to a bigger market?
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Not with that nose.
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You know, I could just
as easily demean your job
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if I had any idea
what it entailed,
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and, honestly, I kinda resent
you making this
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so awkward for me.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I need a little money
till the end of the month.
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It's the sixth!
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Look, I didn't say
"give it to me."
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it's just an advance.
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You know, the good thing is
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I know you can't
go on like this forever.
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Guys like you count on that,
but what if you're wrong?
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- Fire drill?
- I really doubt that.
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I just wanna see my friend!
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Step away from the door, sir.
I'm only gonna ask you once.
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Get off me, you fascist pig!
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- You.
- Break the door in!
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You fucking local dickwad.
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Stand your ass down!
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Wait a sec, I know that guy.
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- You what?
- I said, "I know that guy."
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- everybody, calm down.
- I have a yellow belt!
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Jesus, Ben. Let her go.
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Told you I just wanted
to see my friend!
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I'll p... I'll pay for
the plant.
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My dad died.
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No, no, no!
255
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,471
- Freak of nature!
- Ow!
256
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,518
♪ Well god said to Abraham
"kill me a son" ♪
257
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,088
♪ Abe said "man
you must be putting me on" ♪
258
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,024
♪ God said "no"
Abe said "what" ♪
259
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,161
♪ God said "you can do
what you want Abe ♪
260
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,463
♪ "But the next time
you see me coming ♪
261
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,931
♪ You better run" ♪
262
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,341
♪ Well Abe said "all right where
you want this killing done?" ♪
263
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,577
♪ God said "on highway 61" ♪
264
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:47,185
And could I get
some visine, please?
265
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,388
♪ He had a bloody nose ♪
266
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,156
♪ Welfare department wouldn't
give him no clothes ♪
267
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,425
Great.
268
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,063
I mean, would you like your
kitty cat to be used as bait?
269
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,465
You have 31/2 pounds
of crayfish.
270
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,500
I need 31/2 pounds of crayfish.
271
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,235
What the hell is going on?
272
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,537
I was telling him
they're too little to eat,
273
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,640
and we have a strict
no-return policy.
274
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,175
What difference does it make
what I want them for?
275
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,011
These are the babies
of a species.
276
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,979
You judge a culture on how it
treats its children, right?
277
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,180
They were hatched one day
278
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,982
and then raised
to be murdered the next,
279
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,250
and I'm talking about
one of the most sophisticated
280
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,585
nervous systems in the world.
281
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:25,156
It's like us,
the dolphins, then them.
282
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,357
100 bucks.
283
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,496
You know, anyone
who's going fishing today
284
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,032
has probably come and gone.
285
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,633
How about a markdown?
286
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,602
I don't give a shit.
287
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:44,008
I'm not arguing with the
spirit of operation crayfish,
288
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,444
I'm just saying
it was overfunded.
289
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,984
It's really beautiful.
290
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,453
I forgot, you know,
it's been so long.
291
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,289
Yeah, I haven't been back
since my parents died.
292
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,558
Your parents aren't dead.
293
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,294
Well, you know,
since they moved.
294
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,637
Because we've been circling
our destination
295
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,672
for three hours now,
296
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,474
and my feeling
is we should get dressed
297
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,978
and rock this funeral.
298
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,481
I think I'm ready.
299
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,458
Oh!
300
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,127
Ugh!
301
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,730
- God damn!
- Ugh.
302
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,162
Shit!
303
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,409
I still say it's better
than ending up as bait.
304
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,644
They mate for life, you know.
305
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,147
Not those.
306
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:38,322
Uh-oh, look. He blew a foot.
307
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,158
Can you imagine
if you had to shoot your car
308
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,692
every time you got a flat.
309
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,628
Those people
understand the land,
310
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,097
and they live by it.
311
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,486
I don't feel so good.
312
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,464
Although Sam baker
was not a religious man,
313
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,100
he found comfort and joy
in his children
314
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,436
Teresa and Benjamin,
and his lovely wife Angela.
315
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,772
Now, a reading
from the old testament:
316
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,807
Song of Solomon.
317
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,843
"Arise, my love, my fair one..."
318
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,246
look at her.
The slutty wicked stepmother.
319
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,515
She wants it all to herself.
320
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,555
You can practically
see through that dress.
321
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,290
"And the voice
of the turtledove..."
322
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,726
- I don't think so.
- "Is heard in our land."
323
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:54,832
♪ shall we gather at the river ♪
324
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:59,704
♪ Where bright angel feet
have trod ♪
325
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,774
♪ With its crystal tide
forever ♪
326
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:08,446
♪ Flowing by the throne of god ♪
327
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,817
♪ Yes, we'll gather
at the river ♪
328
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,722
♪ The beautiful,
the beautiful river ♪
329
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,193
♪ Gather with the saints
at the river ♪
330
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,863
♪ That flows
by the throne of god ♪
331
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:31,469
♪ On the margin of the river ♪
332
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:35,273
♪ Washing up its silver spray ♪
333
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,308
♪ We will walk... ♪
334
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,210
I'm sorry.
335
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,512
- We got a late start.
- It's okay.
336
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,882
It doesn't matter, you're here.
337
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:49,453
I just wish I could see him.
338
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:53,925
I just wish
he could see that beard.
339
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:58,529
♪ Gather with the saints
at the river ♪
340
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,232
♪ That flows
by the throne of god ♪
341
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,769
Your coat smells weird.
342
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,840
I'm just saying,
343
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,975
I think we sort of
have to step up
344
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,676
into the role of adults now
345
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,246
and decide what's
going to happen with the estate.
346
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,781
I had some ideas,
347
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,984
some of which
I actually ran past dad...
348
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,419
so I know he wasn't opposed...
349
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,555
about basically dealing
with the store.
350
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,660
- How are the ribs?
- They're good.
351
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,962
They're small,
so they're either really cheap
352
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,666
or off a really,
really young pig.
353
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,434
My steak's...
354
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,436
Steak's pretty good.
355
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,472
I'll tell you
what looks good is...
356
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,706
what do we got here, Ben?
357
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,643
Some deep-fried onions
dipped in ranch?
358
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,911
I bet it tastes like springtime.
359
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,949
Boy, that vegetarian lifestyle
takes a lot of discipline.
360
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,952
And the farm.
361
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,920
There's just that cruddy house,
362
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,890
but we're talking about
almost 150 acres of land.
363
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,359
I don't think we should be
talking about this right now.
364
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,928
Jesus, Steve,
eat your fucking ribs.
365
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,400
Are you sure nobody wants
any wine?
366
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,801
I got the best one
on the laminate.
367
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,004
- What are you even doing here?
- I'm his ride.
368
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,841
Look, Ben, I wanted
to discuss this just as family,
369
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,078
without her and certainly
without your ride.
370
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,716
I don't think that you're suited
to deal with any of this stuff.
371
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,752
And I don't mean that
as an insult.
372
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,622
I just know that you've been
happy with your life as it is.
373
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,792
And when you consider what
the property is actually worth...
374
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:13,464
just so weird to be home
and to think that he's not here.
375
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:18,703
That we just put him
in a hole in the ground.
376
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,538
You know, terry, maybe...
377
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,473
maybe now really isn't
the best time.
378
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,042
I'm just saying,
you can just sit back,
379
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,379
and I'll take care of you.
380
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,514
And I'll take care of this.
381
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,918
To taking care of things.
382
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,796
You can stay a night.
383
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,698
You said that guy with
the mustache will cover for you.
384
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,067
Delia? Yeah, she'll do.
385
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:54,038
She's a good emergency measure,
but what am I doing here?
386
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,639
I mean, don't you want me
to go home
387
00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,808
and water the plant at least?
388
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,478
I just want all this to go away.
389
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,779
Look, man, you're gonna
have to face it.
390
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,048
Your sister
is still a total buzzkill.
391
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,916
So you'll stay?
I've got a sleeping bag.
392
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,085
I could be persuaded.
393
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,463
What's that, obi-wan?
You want me to stay too?
394
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,735
You got my fucking skates, Ben.
395
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,690
Hey.
396
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:50,461
I just wanted to say
sorry for your loss.
397
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,731
Well, that's life, isn't it?
398
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:57,701
We're like waves in the ocean.
We roll in,
399
00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,738
we have our existence,
we break on the shore.
400
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,640
Hmm. What a beautiful
401
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,443
and nautical way
to think of things.
402
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,482
Now, you might want
to shut that window.
403
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:14,485
We're expecting some showers
coming in from the coast.
404
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:17,021
I doubt it.
Hasn't rained here in a while.
405
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,757
Well, you're the weather man.
406
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,091
Look, I don't know
if I'm gonna be staying
407
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,927
in the house much longer,
408
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:26,630
so if you wouldn't mind,
I'd like to be by myself.
409
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,566
Well, if you're interested
in leaving right now,
410
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:31,001
I can get you
on the next scheduled flight.
411
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,473
Thanks, but I try
to avoid things
412
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,208
that keep me from feeling.
413
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:59,163
Shh.
414
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:14,739
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
415
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:24,917
♪ Ah ah ♪
416
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,526
♪ Ah ah ♪
417
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,695
"Whatever remains of me
is hopefully not limited
418
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,598
"to my estate, my belongings.
419
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,201
"Know that what I leave you
is in no way
420
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,003
"a measure of my feelings.
421
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:43,107
"Angela, you are the executor,
with all that entails.
422
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,010
"From the first time I saw you
in my store,
423
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:49,213
"leading that field trip
of very special young students,
424
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,216
"I knew the power of your soul
to heal others
425
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,852
"was surely from another place.
426
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,620
"I would have left the planet
long ago
427
00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:58,956
"if not for making love to you,
428
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,659
"the kindness of your curves,
429
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,627
"your moistness in the morning,
430
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:04,895
my fingers gently..."
431
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,630
oh, come on!
432
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:08,666
Yeah. Wow.
433
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,734
Again, what are you doing here?
434
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,603
- He's with me.
- I'll leave.
435
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,238
- You got to bring him.
- He's my husband!
436
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,875
Please! Can we stop
all this bickering?
437
00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,244
A man died here,
a very rich man.
438
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,313
It's okay, Mr. Stevens.
439
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,048
I'll read that part later.
440
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:30,321
"To Angela,
according to her wishes,
441
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:34,825
"I leave the stars in the sky
that we shared together.
442
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:38,262
I would give them to her,
but no one owns them."
443
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,268
is that it?
444
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,103
No.
445
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,672
There's a bunch more
sex stuff here.
446
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,008
Oh, good.
447
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,743
Okay.
448
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,312
"To terry, my beloved daughter,
449
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,115
"I leave the lump sum
of $100,000,
450
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:03,654
"and $250,000 in AA bonds
to do with as she wishes,
451
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,123
"hopefully for the education
of her children,
452
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,958
should she have any."
453
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,160
had to get that in there.
454
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:14,031
"To my only son Ben...
I'm assuming that you're here...
455
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,667
"I leave my house, my business,
456
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,169
"and the remainder
of the estate,
457
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,705
with the hope
that he get his shit together."
458
00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,408
- what?
- You gotta be kidding me.
459
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,378
That would include
the farmhouse and its 144 acres,
460
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,813
the grocery store
and its underlying property
461
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,049
on main street...
that's the whole block...
462
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,318
and the rest of his assets,
463
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,420
which totals
close to $2.5 million.
464
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,156
- Oh, my god.
- I need some air.
465
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,126
This is total bullshit.
466
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,661
Jesus, terry.
467
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,862
Was he even competent
when he wrote this?
468
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:48,999
Your father was quite lucid.
469
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,036
I'm sorry, my suit
was really itchy. I...
470
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,872
so I'm not mentioned
in there at all?
471
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,722
It's a lot of money.
472
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:15,292
$21/2 million?
It's more than a lot of money.
473
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,695
No, honey, I meant
the 350,000 for us.
474
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,330
It is. Why aren't you happy?
475
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,366
You told me you thought
she was gonna get everything.
476
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,435
She's up to something.
Believe me.
477
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:27,104
Like she boned a 77-year-old man
478
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,906
for five years for nothing.
479
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:32,109
But the will said
this is what she wanted.
480
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:35,979
Why does she hate me so much?
481
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,315
It's really amazing.
I mean, it's all here.
482
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,717
Pretty much as simple
as filling out
483
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,251
some change-of-address stuff.
484
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,720
What's the deal?
485
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,388
You overdo it
on the celebrating?
486
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,323
'Cause I just started.
487
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:49,860
- I don't know.
- You don't know what?
488
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,462
This is what we've been
working for your whole life:
489
00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,497
To inherit this money.
490
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,371
You know what we should do?
491
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,073
Order pizza.
492
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,075
Call those assholes up
at Mazzotta's
493
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,044
and say, "guess what,
you have to deliver
494
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,979
all the way out
to the baker farm."
495
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,315
pay them $1,000
if that's what they want.
496
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,950
"Get in that tercel,
497
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:15,219
and get that pizza
out here now, fuckers."
498
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,755
- and they'll do it.
- I'm not hungry.
499
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,990
And it hurts my head,
all these facts and figures.
500
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,358
What are you talking about?
501
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,127
You're four credits shy
of being an M.B.A.
502
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,028
I'm not a businessman.
I hate businessmen.
503
00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:26,897
If Jerry Garcia
hadn't lured you away,
504
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,499
you would've been
a great businessman.
505
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,034
And who knew there was so much
money in a country store?
506
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,903
I don't want money.
507
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,239
You don't have to put such
a shitty spin on everything.
508
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,775
Maybe this is your father's way
of giving you a chance
509
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,276
to be
what you always wanted to be.
510
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,544
This is my father reaching
511
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,412
from beyond the grave
to control me.
512
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,281
The whole thing just insinuates
that I'm crazy,
513
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,849
that there's something wrong
with the way that I live.
514
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,518
But I'm fine. Everything's fine.
515
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,853
I'm supporting you.
Of course, everything's fine.
516
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,290
Look, I'm the last person
that should be saying this,
517
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,359
but what about me?
518
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,533
How's that?
519
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,102
- What's the difference?
- I don't like hurting you.
520
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,372
Well, I don't like that making
a baby feels like chemotherapy.
521
00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,841
Look, honey, your dad just died,
522
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,075
and I'm shooting
you full of hormones.
523
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:15,579
If that doesn't
make you crazy...
524
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:18,282
are we gonna do this?
525
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:22,386
You still look beautiful.
526
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,855
Thank you.
527
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,829
- Sorry.
- I'll be out in a minute!
528
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:34,531
So you're really leaving?
What are you gonna do now?
529
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:37,835
Some friends of mine have
a farm in upstate New York.
530
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,404
Maybe I'll go hang out
with them for a while.
531
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:44,374
Just growing incense
and making your own clothes?
532
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,076
Not that you need any.
533
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,381
No, actually, I have a degree.
534
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,517
I'll probably go back
to teaching special ed.
535
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,221
Gotta look out
for number one, I guess.
536
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,460
You are so lovely.
537
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,963
What's your point?
538
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,265
It's just, I knew
the first Mrs. Baker,
539
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:11,368
and she wasn't even remotely
in your league.
540
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:14,104
I mean ever.
541
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,039
Are you stoned?
542
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,975
Sure, I'm the weird one.
543
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,410
You had sex
with a 900-year-old man.
544
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,146
That barrel chest?
Those toenails?
545
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:25,883
It probably sounds
like a big joke,
546
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,384
since that what love
always sounds like
547
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,886
to people like you.
548
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,254
But Sam took pleasure
549
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,456
in everything in his life
that was real:
550
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:36,393
His food, his farm,
his business,
551
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,029
and, yes, his wife.
552
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,898
So when you were a little girl
and you imagined
553
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,566
being with somebody,
that was it?
554
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,235
I can't believe you.
555
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,973
Sam needed me,
and he deserved me,
556
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,642
because he was wonderful to me.
557
00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:53,911
You forget you're talking
about someone I knew.
558
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,445
Longer than you, actually.
559
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,180
He stopped talking to his son.
560
00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,083
Ben stopped talking to him,
and it broke his heart.
561
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,656
Okay, well, maybe you better
run along and get high,
562
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:10,327
so at least one of us can forget
we had this conversation.
563
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,616
Honey, what are you doing
out there?
564
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,352
Just trying to keep these toys
from killing the lawn.
565
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:11,521
I'll be up in a minute.
566
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,190
Is something burning?
567
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,725
I smell smoke.
568
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,145
- Morning.
- Morning.
569
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:36,580
I can make you some eggs
if you want.
570
00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:39,116
Now, are they the kind
with blood spots in them?
571
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,351
They're eggs from chickens
who walk around.
572
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,186
So they do have blood spots
in them.
573
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,422
Okay, everybody,
are you sitting down?
574
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,424
Sit down, sit down,
sit down, sit.
575
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,359
I had a... sit!
576
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,094
I had an incredible night,
577
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:52,763
and I swear to god,
it was a visitation,
578
00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:55,165
and, Dallas,
I can't thank you enough.
579
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,533
Are you okay?
580
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,635
I am beyond okay, I'm past okay.
581
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,437
I'm not even looking back
at it anymore.
582
00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,372
Steve was right,
this is my chance.
583
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,341
Of course, I can't do it alone,
but I was thinking about
584
00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:06,109
taking the money
from the grocery store
585
00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:08,145
and creating an institute
where people can come and study
586
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,647
how to regain man's balance
with nature.
587
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,483
Horticulture, agriculture,
aquaculture.
588
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,785
Angela, you know
about all this shit,
589
00:34:14,787 --> 00:34:16,386
and you can give lessons
on cleaning
590
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,687
and all that women's stuff.
And, Steve,
591
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,089
if we're gonna have a society,
592
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:20,424
we're gonna need a TV station.
593
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,726
You could have
the whole station.
594
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,694
That sounds great.
595
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,231
You look like
you haven't slept much.
596
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,766
Why don't you sit down,
and we'll have some breakfast
597
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,268
and talk about the plan.
598
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,569
You understand I'm talking
599
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,538
about fundamental changes
to society.
600
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,839
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm not hungry.
601
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:40,243
I have a mission statement
to write.
602
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,449
Is it always like that?
603
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,517
He usually doesn't make
that much sense.
604
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,187
I'll be right back.
605
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,124
Hey, genius at work.
606
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,226
I'm modeling it
on Plato's school of Athens,
607
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,828
only not the Socratic method.
608
00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:00,497
It's more like Buddha.
You can relax.
609
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,499
I can see what's going on
in your face right now.
610
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,434
It's 1/10th
of what's going on in my mind.
611
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,570
You told me that my father
had a plan for me
612
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,205
to do what I wanted,
and this is what I want,
613
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,773
and I'm not leaving you behind!
614
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,842
The TV station thing
was just off the top of my head.
615
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,577
I want you to know
that I'm grateful.
616
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,312
And the way that I figure it,
617
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,147
there's enough for me
to keep the grocery store
618
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:19,616
and for you to have
the farm and the house.
619
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,253
And it's not a gift.
You've earned it.
620
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,422
Suddenly, the plan
seems more appealing,
621
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,858
but I don't think you're...
you seem a little...
622
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,693
the journey to enlightenment
is stressful.
623
00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,162
No, it's not enlightened.
624
00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:35,799
Great, mom's home.
625
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,707
Why are you still here?
626
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:47,377
Why are you so angry?
627
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:51,815
This was my mother's.
628
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,183
I need you to mellow out.
629
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,851
I need to keep my wits about me.
630
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:56,820
- I wanna get this all down.
- Please, you're out of control.
631
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,288
Let's take the edge off.
632
00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,390
Great.
633
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,325
This is my wedding
all over again.
634
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,794
What are you doing?
This is important shit!
635
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,730
This is a chance
to right your life!
636
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:08,932
- Drugs are not the answer!
- That's what I've been saying!
637
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,767
Thank god you're here,
because I can't do it all alone.
638
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,636
Jesus, get out and go away.
639
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,337
- I need to talk to my brother.
- He doesn't wanna talk.
640
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,805
Yes, I do, I have a plan.
I'm gonna start...
641
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,374
Ben, you don't have
to tell her your plan.
642
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,442
Steve, I would prefer
to forego your input,
643
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,878
since it most recently resulted
in my brother becoming fat,
644
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,515
unemployed, and growing
that superbly antisocial beard.
645
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,185
- Do not talk to him like that.
- No, no, it's okay.
646
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:30,487
You know what, terry?
I am gonna get out of your way.
647
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,756
So you can direct that rage
where it really belongs...
648
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,892
at your grieving family.
649
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,899
He doesn't understand
what's going on.
650
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:46,336
The decisions that you make now
could secure a real future.
651
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,871
- You don't think I know that?
- I'm sorry!
652
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,973
I guess I just
got blindsided yesterday.
653
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,708
It blew me away too!
654
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,376
I didn't want the headache,
but then I thought,
655
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,745
"all of this is part
of something amazing.
656
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,648
Life stuff, renewal,
rebuilding."
657
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,351
yes, exactly.
658
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,686
I mean, this chrysalis
has served us
659
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,688
as we developed
from pupa to adult.
660
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:07,390
And now, it has to be
shed and eaten.
661
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,693
What are we talking about?
662
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,361
I really want to utilize
this capital
663
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,829
to right some major wrongs,
664
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,998
educate some mysteries,
set some ideas free.
665
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,702
Well, why don't I find a way
to manage my finances
666
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,604
so I can support you
in eight months,
667
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,273
after you've pissed away what
it took dad a lifetime to make.
668
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,975
I hear where you're coming
from, but it's just money.
669
00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:27,544
It doesn't mean dad
loved me more than you.
670
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,246
What?
671
00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:30,981
It doesn't mean dad loved me
more than you.
672
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:33,350
He didn't... love you more.
673
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:36,386
You were the squeaky wheel,
so you got all the oil.
674
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:40,457
And if I were you,
675
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:44,494
I wouldn't rush off to go change
the world quite yet.
676
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,936
Hello!
677
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,404
Anybody?
678
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,873
I'm gonna go now.
679
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,319
Ben! Ben!
680
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:13,556
Yeah, I'm up here.
681
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:15,592
Look at you.
682
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,762
- Master of all you survey.
- Yeah.
683
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:21,698
You know, I wouldn't go if
I didn't have this job thing.
684
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,767
I'll be out next weekend,
I promise.
685
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,836
- Plus, you can always call.
- Oh, I'll call.
686
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:30,307
I'll call as soon as I get
that big fat check for you.
687
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:34,044
Hey, you know, I didn't think
you were really gonna do that.
688
00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:37,881
Hey, buddy, I love you.
689
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,850
Take a shower, okay?
690
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,626
Wait, so you're
just gonna leave?
691
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,728
Yeah, I gotta get going.
692
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:54,364
It was really great to see you,
and thanks for the pie.
693
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,933
- That was for dinner.
- I'll be eating dinner.
694
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,601
No, for everyone.
695
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,470
You're not as giving
as I thought you were.
696
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,005
I don't want the pie back.
I just...
697
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,574
well, I guess you know Ben
better than I do.
698
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,509
Is he gonna be okay here
by himself?
699
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,978
By himself?
What, now you're gonna leave?
700
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,714
I mean, with that poor kid
up there?
701
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,916
- So he's not okay?
- He's right as rain.
702
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,985
I mean, his father just died,
he's got a drug problem,
703
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,455
probably some kind of
manic-depressive disorder,
704
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,524
and, honestly, he wasn't
that well screwed together
705
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,660
to begin with,
but he's an adult,
706
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,363
and I have to go back
to do the 4:30 weather.
707
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,431
And though you're under
no obligation,
708
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:31,368
would it be so bad to take
another two or three weeks
709
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,803
before you do whatever bullshit
you have to do?
710
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:37,073
You mean teaching disabled kids?
711
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,042
Oh, now they're disabled.
712
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,444
Do you have any actual plans?
713
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,117
I guess I could take
my time moving out.
714
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:48,785
- Great.
- You get a week,
715
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,387
and I'm not adopting him.
716
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:53,523
Perfect.
I'm gonna leave you my number,
717
00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:55,692
in case
you have to get in touch.
718
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,162
Did you know I'm on TV?
719
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,834
Yeah, actually,
Sam bragged about you once.
720
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:07,570
I think he liked you, but
he couldn't really express it.
721
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:12,075
Yeah, it always came out
as "moron troublemaker."
722
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,610
he hated the Irish too.
723
00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:15,445
People forget that.
724
00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,849
Okay, now, will you let me know
if I run over a chicken?
725
00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,786
'Cause the pie's
all I can eat right now.
726
00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,187
How long does he stay up there?
727
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,755
Let me know.
728
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,648
- Hey.
- Hey.
729
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,216
How are you holding up?
730
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,819
I don't know.
731
00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:57,487
It's all temporary, right?
732
00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,722
Angela, you knew, when you
decided to get involved
733
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:03,493
with a man so much older,
it wasn't for life.
734
00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,628
You are so sentimental.
735
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,998
Okay, alls I'm saying
is that you had that experience.
736
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,234
Now, don't be afraid
to be with a man your age.
737
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:12,836
You got a whole time ahead.
738
00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,073
Ben asked me to put these up.
739
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,509
I have some. They upset people.
740
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,145
Hey, ma, Samuel Stoltzfoos
is outside.
741
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,813
You have to negotiate
the lettuce with him.
742
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,584
No, listen, I gotta go.
I might need my hands.
743
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,519
Okay.
744
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,561
- Hello, terry.
- Good morning, sunshine.
745
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:39,829
It's hard, huh, without him?
746
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,832
Yeah, try to keep busy.
747
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,002
Uh, about Ben...
748
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,605
god, don't stick your nose
in that too.
749
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,206
I'm living with him, terry.
750
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,575
Nobody asked you to.
In fact, I'm surprised
751
00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:53,776
that you didn't blow out of town
752
00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:54,978
on the next guy
who came through.
753
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,213
Jesus, that tongue!
754
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,916
I think you just spoiled
all the vegetables in here.
755
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:02,051
You know, you came
into my family very recently
756
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:04,254
and you started telling
everybody what to do,
757
00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:06,789
which was nothing... do nothing.
758
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,958
- That is not true!
- You convinced my father
759
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,894
to let a thriving business
go to seed.
760
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:13,897
"These are the good years!
Life is for living!"
761
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,899
I mean, Christ! A man his age
762
00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:18,635
throwing himself into yoga
and guitar lessons...
763
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:21,237
- you don't believe in growing!
- You don't grow!
764
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,106
You're a tumbleweed
765
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,208
who blows around whenever
the wind changes.
766
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,810
Shit, I swore I wouldn't engage.
767
00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:29,045
I gotta go.
768
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,648
You know,
people hide in charity.
769
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,752
Once in a while,
assume other people
770
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,854
are as good as you, not worse.
771
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:42,659
They're not.
772
00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:45,828
How was the vacation?
773
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,764
- It wasn't a vacation.
- Oh.
774
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:49,232
Did you get your eyes done?
775
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,867
Delia
got some fan mail, you know.
776
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,268
Is that right?
777
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,003
100 bucks says delta's fan mail
778
00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,205
came from a member
of the cafeteria staff!
779
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,041
Corporate thinks
each piece of mail
780
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,109
represents 1,000 viewers.
781
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:02,345
What, did she do
a really good job?
782
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,813
Hey, what was with you
783
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,048
wrestling that bum
the other day?
784
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,349
Nicely done.
785
00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,885
So did you know him
or something?
786
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:11,054
You know how it is.
You buy someone a cup of coffee
787
00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:13,723
and suddenly,
they're your best friend.
788
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,091
Do I need my eyes done?
789
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,693
30 seconds.
790
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,595
It would be illegal
to make them any bluer.
791
00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,930
See, that's what I think.
792
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,932
Spinach check.
793
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,335
You have no whitening trays?
794
00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:28,771
Now I really can't stay.
795
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,812
God, it must be tough
having to win the viewers over
796
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,680
one at a time like this.
797
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:40,950
You know, while you were off
getting your eyes done
798
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,953
over the weekend, Paul flew me
to Martha's vineyard
799
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,688
to show me this house,
800
00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:48,625
and it wasn't one of those
stupid cape cod houses
801
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,928
the tourists love.
This was a year-round home
802
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,764
where you could really be
a part of the island.
803
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,933
Paul understands
the limitations of our job,
804
00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:59,836
and, let's face it,
it's a short window
805
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,904
and it's not really based
on skill.
806
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,240
Yeah, I know that. Lucky for me,
807
00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,310
my finances have kind of been
taking care of themselves.
808
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:10,013
Sandwich guy told me
you nailed the baseball pool.
809
00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:13,349
No, really. I'm coming
into a little piece of property
810
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,252
up in Lancaster myself.
I'll probably unload it.
811
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,054
Brian Williams
has a place up there.
812
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,989
I don't think so.
813
00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,094
Thanks for the ride.
814
00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:29,332
Which is why I'm sick
and tired of the bullshit.
815
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,100
Excuse me, sorry.
816
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,335
I was just passing through.
817
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,337
Sit, please. Join us.
818
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:41,144
Everybody, this is Angela,
my stepmother.
819
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:48,117
Didn't we meet
at the plastic bag rally?
820
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,353
Oh, your skin is so white.
821
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,755
I think we should listen now.
822
00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,694
If we create
a non-profit society,
823
00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:00,863
we can reap the tax benefits
of said society.
824
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:03,933
It is gonna be
a beginning and an ending
825
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,702
of life as we know it,
826
00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:11,274
and that is why I'm calling it
"the omega society."
827
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,376
I hate to stick
my nose into this, but...
828
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,245
everyone's voice
has equal merit.
829
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:19,382
"The omega society" sounds
like "the omega institute."
830
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:22,151
it's a holistic organization.
831
00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:25,788
Environmentalism,
spiritual rebirth.
832
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,725
It's total synchronicity
is what it is.
833
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,294
Not only is it the perfect name
for our society,
834
00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,063
but it already exists.
835
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,199
I think there's
an omega society too,
836
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,000
so I don't think legally we...
837
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,470
Justin, it's not
about what is legal!
838
00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:42,171
I grew up out here.
839
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,207
There are Amish people
on three sides of this farm.
840
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:46,075
They don't vote.
841
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,777
They don't join the army.
842
00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:51,114
They don't send their children
to our schools.
843
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:56,085
When you live off the land
and you're honest,
844
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,188
things fall into place!
845
00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:05,895
You are a beacon
to that Babylon out there.
846
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:08,097
My cousin lives in Oregon.
847
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,800
Ben's right.
848
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,208
So I've never seen you
at the Marriott before.
849
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,144
Oh, I really shouldn't.
850
00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:24,046
You just gonna go home
and stare at an empty dog bed?
851
00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:25,948
Chester doesn't get home
from the hospital
852
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,417
till tomorrow, right?
853
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:30,520
His name is "Clarence,"
854
00:46:30,522 --> 00:46:32,522
he got out
of the hospital today,
855
00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:35,124
and my mom is watching him.
856
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,993
But you sure are
a good listener.
857
00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,496
So are you, and a very
beautiful one, actually.
858
00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:49,572
I think Clarence needs me.
859
00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,507
Seriously, I'm really fast.
860
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,944
Did you give my number
to someone?
861
00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,579
- I don't even have your...
- Shh, one second.
862
00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:57,980
Hello.
863
00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,382
Ugh.
864
00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,150
I really didn't mean
to bother you.
865
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:04,187
Ben's fine, but we just got
this registered letter.
866
00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:05,588
Terry's challenging the will.
867
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:07,123
Why?
868
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,991
I mean, I know why.
But under what grounds?
869
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,993
Well, it's Ben's competency.
870
00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,328
There's gonna be a hearing,
871
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,363
and he has to see
a psychiatrist.
872
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:15,965
Can you believe this?
873
00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,601
This morning
the bank account was shut down.
874
00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:21,170
It's a classic obstacle
to a pioneer.
875
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,507
It's like Galileo
or Che or Jesus.
876
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,342
Every great move
has a countermove.
877
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,944
But let me tell you,
878
00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:30,313
my sister's greed is not
gonna stop the evolution
879
00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,849
of mind and body
that's going on out here!
880
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:34,851
No, no, no, look,
you need to calm down.
881
00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,118
Just get a lawyer.
882
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,921
A law...
you think I'm crazy now?
883
00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:40,456
Go see the shrink.
884
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:43,626
It's like giving them the money
if you don't go.
885
00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:45,995
I could be my own lawyer,
you know?
886
00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:47,263
There you go.
887
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,865
I could prepare a brief,
888
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:50,566
one of those 600-page
obstructionist babies.
889
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:53,169
They don't know
who they're fucking with.
890
00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:00,910
Hey, you still there?
891
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,111
Yes.
892
00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,579
Any other fires to put out?
893
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,915
It is just getting
more and more intense,
894
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:09,619
and there are a lot of other
people involved now.
895
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:13,022
Like you and me?
896
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:15,258
No, I mean there are
these hippie kids now
897
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:18,394
and the store
and now this court thing.
898
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,329
He just seems very agitated.
899
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,064
I mean, I've been trying
to deal with it,
900
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:25,668
but...
I'm just glad I could call you.
901
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,536
You can always call me.
902
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,440
- I'm leaving.
- maybe you should.
903
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,910
Oh, my god,
is there someone there?
904
00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:37,013
No, I'm alone.
905
00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,247
Now.
906
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,949
I'm sorry.
907
00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:43,619
It's fine.
You're just doing your job.
908
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:47,323
My job actually.
909
00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:50,660
I don't really know him.
910
00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:52,361
He's Ben.
911
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,530
He's a blast most of the time.
912
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:56,699
But you didn't know his mother.
913
00:48:56,701 --> 00:49:00,603
He inherited some things
that weren't in the will.
914
00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,305
Yeah, Sam mentioned that.
915
00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:05,141
Probably nothing like
the free love,
916
00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,076
whole foods thing
you grew up in.
917
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,511
My father was an actuary
918
00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:11,047
for the Hartford
insurance company.
919
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:14,250
He died at his desk.
I was still at Andover.
920
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:18,220
Huh. Like, say, about Sam's age?
921
00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:20,356
- What?
- So you must be loaded.
922
00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,261
Is he gonna be okay or not?
923
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:27,063
This is the way it usually goes.
924
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:29,999
The best thing to do
is keep feeding him.
925
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,401
Food is nature's Vicodin.
926
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:34,637
That's good too, by the way,
if you have it.
927
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,977
You should finally be getting
some rain up that way, you know?
928
00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:45,014
Hmm.
I'm not too sure about that.
929
00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,663
Well, good night.
930
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,567
Yeah, good night to you too.
931
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:49,145
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
932
00:50:52,449 --> 00:50:54,450
Whoo!
933
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,790
Ben?
934
00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:02,458
Is he ready?
935
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,061
Ben, terry's here!
936
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,729
I can't believe
you're doing this.
937
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:09,331
Yeah, well, I can't believe
you're still here.
938
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,233
Ben?
939
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,769
Benji, we're going
to the doctor, okay?
940
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:17,373
There isn't anything to be...
941
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,508
Ben?
942
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,214
Great.
943
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:38,127
Why aren't you inside?
944
00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:42,798
Greetings.
945
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:49,638
Sorry to keep
bothering you like that.
946
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,440
I don't think getting
a glass of water
947
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,876
is the biggest inconvenience
for these people right now.
948
00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:57,546
I was just explaining
my admiration for these people.
949
00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,648
They live off the land
in kindness.
950
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,817
They don't believe in war
or pollution.
951
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,819
I'll tell you, one day,
when there's no earth left
952
00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,788
'cause we used it up,
953
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,857
there'll be 10 square miles
of Lancaster county
954
00:52:07,859 --> 00:52:10,392
where god still exists.
955
00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:12,428
Why are you naked?
956
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:15,164
I didn't want that
chemical smell on me anymore.
957
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,133
That smell is not chemicals.
958
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,702
It's B.O., 'cause you have
stopped showering,
959
00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:22,705
and you ruined everything
I bought you at the gap,
960
00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,273
- which you loved.
- I don't anymore.
961
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,708
We are going.
962
00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:27,910
This entire incident
is inappropriate
963
00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,813
and probably illegal,
and if I were Mr. Yoder,
964
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,348
I would make you pay
for the fact
965
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,682
that I missed
two hours of farmwork
966
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,684
so I could ride into town
on a buggy
967
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,386
to get a cop out here.
968
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,722
You're wrong!
We're having a conversation!
969
00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:41,690
I don't want to speak
out of turn here,
970
00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:44,426
but felty and Sarah
are not being hospitable.
971
00:52:44,428 --> 00:52:47,563
They're pacifists,
and this is how they respond
972
00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:49,165
to being held hostage.
973
00:52:59,776 --> 00:53:01,677
Gosh, I'm...
974
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,779
I never meant to... I didn't...
975
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,182
Ben, I think you can keep
the apron.
976
00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:11,620
Let's go.
977
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:13,789
Yes, the best way to get
the soda out of the bottle
978
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:16,892
is to shake it
and shake it and shake it.
979
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,827
Need a ride?
980
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,229
Yes.
981
00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:27,303
Next time,
go over to the highway
982
00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,738
and get Anderson to ring
the fire bell for you.
983
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,240
I will. I apologize.
984
00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,675
I might have been
in a bit of a panic.
985
00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,977
I am terribly sorry, Mr. Yoder.
986
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:38,247
I'm sorry to hear
about your father.
987
00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:41,483
Thank you very much.
We all miss him, obviously.
988
00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:43,986
He was lucky to have
a long life.
989
00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:45,654
Such a caring daughter.
990
00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:49,225
All he cared about
was his family.
991
00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:53,696
Surely, there's no other reason
for being on this earth.
992
00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:56,532
What would you do
if you couldn't have children?
993
00:53:56,534 --> 00:54:00,436
I would pray to god
to send them to me.
994
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:03,272
What if you don't
believe in god?
995
00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:08,010
Maybe that's why
you can't have children.
996
00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,786
Honestly, Ben,
you really fucked me here.
997
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:20,389
My independence of mind
is obviously a threat to them.
998
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,658
- Them?
- Society.
999
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,493
With all their poison.
1000
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:25,861
I'm not putting it in my body.
1001
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,663
And I respect
that deep-fried temple
1002
00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:28,897
that you've built,
1003
00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:31,734
but you have
to stop running naked.
1004
00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,435
I know. I panicked.
1005
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,272
Even the most committed
messenger has a moment of doubt.
1006
00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:37,773
Keep that word "committed"
in mind.
1007
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,008
Next time.
1008
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,643
Oh, you mean in the courtroom?
1009
00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:41,910
Because that's where
we're heading,
1010
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,445
and they might not stop
with the money.
1011
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:44,813
They can force you
to take the medicine,
1012
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,048
and they can lock you up.
1013
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,385
We're studying in here.
1014
00:54:49,387 --> 00:54:51,487
- Anyone hungry?
- Not really.
1015
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,489
I gotta go.
1016
00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:55,057
Ben, you okay?
1017
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,558
I don't know.
1018
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,427
I'm feeling
a little stressed out.
1019
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,062
I'm stressed out. You're crazy.
1020
00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:03,299
Let's use the word freely
as if it gives us power.
1021
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:05,734
Good night.
1022
00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,844
I see you've been
arrested a few times.
1023
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,813
Public outbursts, indecency,
1024
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,948
a misdemeanor
related to your profession,
1025
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:23,452
which you listed here
as "small farmer."
1026
00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:26,488
I also see that you've
never considered medication.
1027
00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:30,859
Antidepressants?
They have been suggested,
1028
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,862
as they have been
to most of America.
1029
00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:36,498
Well, I was thinking
more like a mood stabilizer,
1030
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,866
which for most
is a very effective
1031
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,835
therapeutic solution.
1032
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,905
No need to resist
the magic of lithium, I know.
1033
00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:44,940
We should sprinkle
its salty goodness
1034
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,675
over the fries at McDonald's
1035
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,610
until we're
dawn of the dead drooling
1036
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,045
towards banana republic,
1037
00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:52,348
pushing our carts, dazed,
through the market,
1038
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,882
throwing the meat in,
1039
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:57,953
black blood pooling
under so much plastic.
1040
00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,855
That's an interesting image.
1041
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,491
Which I wouldn't have
if I was zonked on that shit.
1042
00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,526
I wouldn't feel this hum
I've got going,
1043
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:07,062
clear, sharp, and purposeful,
1044
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:09,965
like every ion in my body
is vibrating with genius.
1045
00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,467
Marijuana is a chemical.
1046
00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,502
It's green and from the earth.
1047
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:14,703
But it's a drug,
1048
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,472
a way of dealing
with your symptoms.
1049
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:18,640
Like the drug you get
when you go into a restaurant
1050
00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:20,142
or come home after work
1051
00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,444
or offer a stranger the moment
they come in your house.
1052
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:27,049
Our whole social system
is built around some drug.
1053
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:30,953
Most cultures made beer
before they had an alphabet.
1054
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:33,088
I'm going to ask you
some questions,
1055
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:36,158
and you can just tell me
yes or no, okay?
1056
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,660
Do you experience
sensations of things
1057
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:41,997
that are not there?
1058
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:46,535
Do you hear voices?
1059
00:56:48,671 --> 00:56:50,672
Are you afraid right now?
1060
00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:58,747
There are times
that are wonderful,
1061
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,583
and there are times
that are horrible,
1062
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:05,053
and the wonderful thing is,
right now, I feel alive.
1063
00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:08,090
But the terrible thing is that
you're not asking me how I feel
1064
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,691
about my father dying.
1065
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:11,126
Oh, well, I was going...
1066
00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:13,629
I feel alone in the universe,
1067
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,864
except for Steve.
1068
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,904
So why do you think you're here?
1069
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:27,209
Because I won the lottery.
1070
00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:32,047
Everybody's got their hand out.
1071
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,649
Now action back to Barry
with his suited ace.
1072
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:36,685
80,000 to call
to see a flop here.
1073
00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:37,986
And he will have to...
1074
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,201
Yes, yes, you'll clean up later.
1075
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:01,910
No.
1076
00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:06,048
Motherfucking god damn damn it!
1077
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,487
Look at it, it's huge.
1078
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:13,222
Leaves and acorns everywhere.
1079
00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:14,957
You gotta get rid of it.
1080
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:16,992
The building is called
"the oaks."
1081
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:18,627
it's the only one left.
1082
00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:20,262
It's just a tree.
1083
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:22,197
It blocks all the natural light.
1084
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,933
Plus, it decreases
the value of my unit.
1085
00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,236
I can circulate a petition
if you want,
1086
00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:29,271
but you know
everybody feels the same,
1087
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:33,175
and you gotta be sick
of cleaning up all this crap.
1088
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:34,776
I'll see what I can do.
1089
00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:36,945
Great. That's all I can ask.
1090
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:40,215
Oh, and, Steve,
thanks for the oriole tickets.
1091
00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,217
Freebies, Armin.
Don't be impressed.
1092
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:52,294
I happen to be in charge here.
1093
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:59,001
Stop asking me
where the debate is,
1094
00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:00,669
- 'cause I'm not going.
- Ben?
1095
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,604
We all agreed
on a starting place,
1096
00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:04,172
and that's where it's gonna be,
and it's not about
1097
00:59:04,174 --> 00:59:06,141
who's got the most, it...
1098
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:09,077
Ben, who's in there with you?
1099
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:10,279
Hey.
1100
00:59:10,281 --> 00:59:12,147
Were you on the phone?
1101
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,249
No.
1102
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:26,261
My diagnosis, as I wrote,
is classic bipolar disorder,
1103
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:28,263
euphoric
with schizoid tendencies.
1104
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:31,300
See, I told you.
1105
00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:33,302
So in your assessment,
Dr. Vincent,
1106
00:59:33,304 --> 00:59:36,638
you see Mr. Baker as being
incapable of understanding
1107
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,907
any consequences
for his actions?
1108
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,709
Yes.
1109
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,744
That is all we have to say,
your honor.
1110
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,980
Uh, Mr. Baker,
1111
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:46,648
have you been having difficulty
1112
00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:48,717
distinguishing
between real and unreal?
1113
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,319
My whole life.
1114
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,022
Hmm.
1115
00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:56,158
This is a very serious
diagnosis.
1116
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,859
Would you describe him
1117
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:01,730
as a danger to himself
or to other people?
1118
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:03,765
Actually, I would say no,
1119
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,334
not at this moment.
1120
01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:07,903
It is, of course,
completely possible.
1121
01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:09,771
Well, I'm prepared
to rule on this.
1122
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,707
Mr. baker, Ms. Coulter,
1123
01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:14,142
I have to agree
with Dr. Vincent's finding
1124
01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:16,078
that Mr. Baker is...
1125
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,013
I'm sorry to talk about you
as though you weren't here,
1126
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:21,817
but this 11-page handwritten
brief didn't help, son.
1127
01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:25,621
He is seriously
mentally troubled.
1128
01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:27,756
And he's likely
to behave with this money
1129
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:30,025
in an extremely
irresponsible manner.
1130
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:33,161
But hopefully, he won't,
because as long as he's not
1131
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,864
a threat to himself
or other people, he can
1132
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:38,033
go out and buy the world's
largest hat if he wants.
1133
01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:41,303
Your honor,
you don't understand.
1134
01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:44,306
Look, your father could have
left his money to his dog.
1135
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,941
The law is crystal clear.
1136
01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:47,676
If the government
gets their piece,
1137
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,746
the mandates of the deceased
are to be observed.
1138
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,883
Ben, I'm just
looking out for you, I swear.
1139
01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:56,785
No, I'm looking out for you!
1140
01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:58,787
Every time I think you're crazy,
1141
01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:01,890
along comes the justice system.
1142
01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,227
Whoo!
1143
01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:06,995
Is this great or what?
1144
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,965
Yeah, Glenlivet scotch
in a shit hole like this?
1145
01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:11,266
I'm buying everything.
1146
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:13,969
Bartender, drinks on the house.
1147
01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,704
- My man!
- Yeah!
1148
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:19,107
I am not buying
everybody a drink.
1149
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:21,710
No, I think he means
drinks are on him.
1150
01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:24,079
What did I say?
1151
01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,914
Hey, hey.
1152
01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,784
My mom... my mom just gave me
the message.
1153
01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:30,285
- Congratulations.
- Oh, thanks.
1154
01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,154
- It means so much.
- Yeah.
1155
01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,455
I don't know if you ever
met my friend, Steve Dallas.
1156
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,357
- Steve, this is Zed Starkovitch.
- Hi.
1157
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,925
He's kind of
the chief administrator
1158
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:38,460
of the whole omega society.
1159
01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:40,896
I guess we should be saying
congratulations to you.
1160
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:44,700
Can we get another beer?
1161
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:48,203
To transforming
society from within.
1162
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:52,040
To being a tapeworm
gnawing on its intestines,
1163
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:54,976
sucking and feeding
on the bile and waste,
1164
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:57,813
growing stronger every minute.
1165
01:01:57,815 --> 01:02:00,315
Okay, I'm gonna let
you two celebrate.
1166
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:03,085
Zed, can your mom
take you and Ben home?
1167
01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:06,354
My mom's blind.
1168
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,157
I'm bottling this moment.
1169
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:15,897
♪ Walking on
the dark side of the moon ♪
1170
01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,365
♪ I'm a loser, I'm a boozer ♪
1171
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:25,207
♪ I should be going yeah ♪
1172
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:28,310
♪ And time doesn't wait for me ♪
1173
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:33,782
♪ It keeps on rolling ♪
1174
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:36,852
♪ Sail on ♪
1175
01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:40,355
♪ On a distant highway yeah ♪
1176
01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:42,090
You done celebrating?
1177
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,960
You gotta come out here.
You've gotta see this.
1178
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:47,529
- Where's Ben?
- Still hanging out.
1179
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:50,198
Look at all these stars.
1180
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,767
Have you seen this?
1181
01:02:51,769 --> 01:02:54,236
Yeah.
1182
01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:57,239
Yeah, I have. Pretty great.
1183
01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:03,545
♪ Well, I'm taking my time ♪
1184
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:06,481
♪ I'm just moving on ♪
1185
01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:09,417
♪ You'll forget about me
after I've been gone ♪
1186
01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,520
♪ And I take what I find ♪
1187
01:03:11,522 --> 01:03:13,321
Can you dance?
1188
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:16,458
You can't handle it.
1189
01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:21,363
♪ Yeah-ah ♪
1190
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,133
Come over here.
1191
01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:38,413
What is this?
1192
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,148
What are you
talking about, "this"?
1193
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,018
Don't mess with me. This.
1194
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,954
This place and you and you.
1195
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:47,255
Your face.
1196
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,059
I don't know what to say.
1197
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,961
Because you like me.
1198
01:04:03,472 --> 01:04:06,975
What?
1199
01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,244
Kiss me again or slap me
or something,
1200
01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:12,013
but you've gotta stop looking
at me all beautiful like that,
1201
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:16,284
or you're gonna
get more of this.
1202
01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:18,320
So you'd like more?
1203
01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:21,122
I don't know.
1204
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,357
I don't know who you are.
1205
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:25,093
Ugh. I know it's horrible,
1206
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:28,029
but this is really it.
This is who I am.
1207
01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,598
There's some good in it,
I promise.
1208
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,100
I have hobbies and stuff.
I always pick up the check.
1209
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:35,036
You're stoned.
You're always stoned.
1210
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,504
Actually, I'm drunk right now,
1211
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,573
but again, that's part
of who I am.
1212
01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:41,209
My personal ad:
"loves to have a good time."
1213
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,410
that's what I mean.
1214
01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:44,246
I eat life out of the big box.
1215
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,381
I'm not hiding out here
in the sticks
1216
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,550
or wherever it is
you're going to next.
1217
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,318
Doesn't it seem strange
1218
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,388
that someone who eats life
like you do,
1219
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:56,424
who has it all,
is trying to escape it?
1220
01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,126
I like you.
1221
01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:00,662
I bet you haven't had
an interaction with anyone
1222
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:03,632
in the last ten years
that wasn't warped somehow.
1223
01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:06,501
My guess is you've got
1224
01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,503
some kind of free fall
going on in there,
1225
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,439
but you hide it all
under this veil of charm
1226
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,376
that people prefer
to real interaction.
1227
01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:16,978
I don't.
1228
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,147
You think I'm charming?
1229
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:25,420
Just to be clear,
1230
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:29,591
if I'm sober, you're interested?
1231
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,259
Good night.
1232
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:54,249
People treat the environment
like it's a big toilet.
1233
01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:56,117
They can dump
everything they don't want,
1234
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,520
flush it down, and they're
never gonna see it again.
1235
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:01,423
Who the hell
do you think you are?
1236
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,657
Excuse me?
1237
01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:04,459
People get
a little bit of money,
1238
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:08,196
all of a sudden, they think
everything they say is true.
1239
01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:10,131
You're still a big fat nothing.
1240
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,533
What?
1241
01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:13,435
You're just a crazy jack-off
1242
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:16,137
making bullshit plans that'll
never amount to anything,
1243
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,539
because that's what you are.
1244
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,740
Nothing.
1245
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:24,045
Ah!
1246
01:06:24,047 --> 01:06:25,380
Who are you?
1247
01:06:25,382 --> 01:06:27,248
Who do you think you are?
1248
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:29,417
- Oh, god!
- Jesus Christ!
1249
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,520
Hey, what the fuck's
wrong with you?
1250
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,055
Did you hear what he said to me?
1251
01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,690
- I just ordered a beer.
- Ben, I heard him, man.
1252
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:38,293
- That's all he said.
- You're fucking crazy, man.
1253
01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:42,230
♪ Get after your heart ♪
1254
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:45,266
♪ And hold you gently
by your hand ♪
1255
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:57,112
So you talk to the doctor,
and I'll talk to Slocum.
1256
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,514
He's okay?
1257
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:03,218
Yeah. Couple of stitches.
1258
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,720
Tell him I'm really sorry.
1259
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,657
Solomon,
why don't you have a seat
1260
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:11,393
while your dad and I
have a word?
1261
01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:14,562
Ben, I'll be with you
in a minute.
1262
01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,031
I'm gonna get us some coffee.
1263
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:18,366
I'll run you home after.
1264
01:07:30,446 --> 01:07:31,813
Hey.
1265
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:34,349
Hi.
1266
01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:38,053
You ever read this shit?
1267
01:07:38,055 --> 01:07:41,222
I mean, every issue
is exactly the same.
1268
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,324
I guess.
1269
01:07:43,326 --> 01:07:44,793
I mean, look at this,
1270
01:07:44,795 --> 01:07:47,595
why do you need a toothbrush
on a desert island?
1271
01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:57,172
Why are you here?
1272
01:07:57,174 --> 01:08:01,142
Because I talk to god.
1273
01:08:01,144 --> 01:08:03,511
Oh, really?
1274
01:08:06,649 --> 01:08:08,817
Why are you here?
1275
01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:11,419
Me? I don't know.
1276
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:15,457
They want me to take
some medication,
1277
01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:18,460
be like everybody else.
1278
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:28,436
Solomon, we'll see you again
on Thursday, okay?
1279
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,172
Ben, shall we?
1280
01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,678
God wants you
to take your medicine.
1281
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:23,158
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1282
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,829
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1283
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,235
Seatbelt.
1284
01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:53,415
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1285
01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:05,500
He's still asleep.
1286
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:08,503
It's incredible that a woman
with such a great hangover cure
1287
01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,371
can be against drinking.
1288
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:14,943
I'm not against drinking.
Do you remember Sam at all?
1289
01:10:14,945 --> 01:10:16,377
Have you talked to terry?
1290
01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:18,379
She doesn't know what to do.
1291
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,782
She's just gonna wait
till it doesn't look so bad,
1292
01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:22,483
which means it's over.
1293
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:24,385
I think even Ben knows that.
1294
01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,554
Well, I guess you could come
back to the city with me...
1295
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,256
and I know what you're gonna
say about cities,
1296
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:30,825
but it's Annapolis,
really not even a city.
1297
01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:32,860
Why would I go with you?
1298
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:35,263
What about dinner? Can I stay?
1299
01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:36,664
Can we think that far ahead?
1300
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:37,932
What about your job?
1301
01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:40,335
I can't face doing the weather
1302
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,638
in this completely
unadulterated, unpolluted state.
1303
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,608
Plus, every time I leave here,
something terrible happens.
1304
01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,843
He's a grown man.
1305
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,512
I mean, it's admirable,
but I don't think
1306
01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:53,481
the issues of his life
are your problem.
1307
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:54,983
My problem? You just spent
1308
01:10:54,985 --> 01:10:56,818
the last five years
taking care of Methuselah.
1309
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,319
We were married.
1310
01:10:58,321 --> 01:10:59,854
See, nobody believes
in friendship.
1311
01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:02,757
People talk about it,
you see it on TV...
1312
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:06,427
people drop by,
go to the doctor together,
1313
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:11,833
no one eats alone...
but most people are alone.
1314
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,768
That's the thing
about friendship,
1315
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,937
it's a lot rarer than love,
1316
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:19,474
because there's nothing in it
for anybody.
1317
01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:25,313
They're just two forms
of the same thing.
1318
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,717
Don't you want me
to stay for dinner?
1319
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,787
I'll let you cook.
Just go easy on the sherry.
1320
01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,355
Remember our agreement.
1321
01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:36,391
We don't have an agreement.
1322
01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:41,929
- Do you like chicken?
- Like? Try love.
1323
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,836
Go get one.
1324
01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:52,540
You want me to kill someone
at the store for it?
1325
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,977
Are you kidding?
1326
01:11:55,979 --> 01:11:58,513
Go on, take it.
1327
01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:00,356
You want to be here? Be here.
1328
01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:23,071
Just like picking out a lobster.
1329
01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:41,823
God damn it.
1330
01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:29,537
Ah, it's okay.
1331
01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,474
Okay.
1332
01:13:33,476 --> 01:13:34,942
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
1333
01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:36,911
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
1334
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:40,148
It's... it's all right.
It's gonna be okay.
1335
01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,986
Who am I kidding?
1336
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,102
Oh, shit, I'm so sorry.
1337
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,772
I'm sorry. Oh, fuck.
1338
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,208
Shit! oh.
1339
01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:18,152
Jesus.
1340
01:14:56,859 --> 01:14:59,861
Dinner!
1341
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:09,203
Is that him?
1342
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,038
Her.
1343
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,040
Smells pretty good.
1344
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:16,744
Hey, everybody.
1345
01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:23,718
I feel like we should
say grace or something.
1346
01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,990
- Steve?
- Fine, fine!
1347
01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:31,792
I killed the chicken! Am I
supposed to feel bad about that?
1348
01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:33,060
I mean, people do it every day.
1349
01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:34,829
No, they really don't.
1350
01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:36,898
Well, then, how am I
supposed to feel?
1351
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:40,835
I don't know. Grateful, maybe.
1352
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:43,905
Oh.
1353
01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:55,182
Right. um...
1354
01:15:55,184 --> 01:16:00,254
thank you, god,
and this chicken, of course,
1355
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:04,592
who made the ultimate sacrifice,
1356
01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:09,330
uh... in harm's way.
1357
01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:14,335
Amen.
1358
01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:17,338
Great, let's eat.
1359
01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:22,276
Would you?
1360
01:16:30,886 --> 01:16:34,288
I thought I was gonna have
a problem with this, but,
1361
01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:37,291
damn, that's a juicy bird.
1362
01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:41,095
It does smell really good.
1363
01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:48,235
You want some?
1364
01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:50,905
Yeah, I think I do.
1365
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:13,761
Ben?
1366
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,068
Okay, so you got
my phone number.
1367
01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:25,139
Oh. Here, take it.
It's my last one.
1368
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,407
I'm gonna lay off for a while.
1369
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,209
What am I gonna do
with one joint?
1370
01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:30,745
Yeah, better try and get by,
but when I come back,
1371
01:17:30,747 --> 01:17:33,748
I'm bringing you the biggest
bag of dope you've ever seen.
1372
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,650
- I don't think so.
- Okay, maybe you've seen
1373
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:38,085
a bigger one,
but I'm bringing a lot.
1374
01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:40,421
Do what you want.
I don't know where I'll be.
1375
01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:42,890
That's kind of ominous,
1376
01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,892
and because of its
non-sequitur nature,
1377
01:17:44,894 --> 01:17:46,827
I'm going to take that
as a "yes" on the weed.
1378
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,296
Why don't you take
all of this as clarity?
1379
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:50,965
You don't have to come back,
okay?
1380
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:53,067
Suddenly, you're gonna get
your own weed?
1381
01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:54,735
Look, I'm done.
That's it, it's over.
1382
01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,437
What are you talking about?
1383
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,105
I'm talking about...
1384
01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:00,308
we took the ski lift
to the top of the mountain.
1385
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,144
We got off. You're going one way
and I'm going the other.
1386
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:05,379
There's only one way
to go, down.
1387
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:06,781
You can't get on the lift
without me.
1388
01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:08,115
In fact, you can't even ski.
1389
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,284
- I can ski.
- When have you been skiing?
1390
01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:13,254
You told that girl you could ski
and I backed you up on it,
1391
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:15,690
but you'd never been skiing.
Then you told her
1392
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:18,025
you'd never been skiing
and you sold me out, remember?
1393
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,861
Forget about skiing!
You're talking stupid shit!
1394
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,963
I need you to take this
seriously for once.
1395
01:18:22,965 --> 01:18:24,765
Take something seriously!
1396
01:18:24,767 --> 01:18:27,835
Oh, I get it. You're strong.
All has been revealed.
1397
01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:29,270
I'm just saying
this is my problem
1398
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:30,971
and you're exacerbating it!
1399
01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:33,340
- You are truly batshit.
- I'm sure it's scary
1400
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,710
to take fixing me
off your list of things to do,
1401
01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:37,278
because all that's left
is fixing you.
1402
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:40,214
Oh, wow. Thank you for that.
1403
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,016
Yeah, 'cause I'm
the selfish one here.
1404
01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:43,918
There's no chance
you're the asshole.
1405
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:47,388
Look, you don't know me
and you don't owe me, okay?
1406
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:50,257
Well, if you feel the need
to punch me in the balls,
1407
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:53,194
knock yourself out.
I'll try and clear my schedule
1408
01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:55,996
for the next time
the clarity wears off.
1409
01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:03,437
- Hey.
- Are you going?
1410
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,206
Yeah, I gotta get back.
1411
01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:06,774
Oh.
1412
01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:09,210
I got the job, you know.
1413
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,512
No, of course.
1414
01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:13,748
You don't want to walk me
to the car?
1415
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,483
Well, if you're leaving,
you're leaving.
1416
01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:17,118
I mean, I can call you
or something.
1417
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,919
Do you not want me to go?
1418
01:19:18,921 --> 01:19:21,288
Well, it's not
gonna be easy here,
1419
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,024
and not because
I'm pining for you.
1420
01:19:24,026 --> 01:19:26,827
I mean, you know
I'm not gonna leave.
1421
01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,865
You're counting on it,
so really, you're just using me.
1422
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,902
And throw in the fact that
maybe I do have feelings.
1423
01:19:34,904 --> 01:19:36,937
Oh, god, so do I.
1424
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,506
No.
1425
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:41,108
Half a day of sobriety
isn't gonna open that door.
1426
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,844
Well, you can still
walk me outside, you know.
1427
01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:45,479
No funny business, I promise.
1428
01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,181
You should go.
1429
01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:49,250
I'll stay here until I feel
okay about going
1430
01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:51,852
so you can feel okay
about going.
1431
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:04,131
♪ Ahh ♪
1432
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:10,471
♪ Ah ah ♪
1433
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:15,109
♪ Ah ooh ooh ♪
1434
01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:17,545
Now about this
tropical depression
1435
01:20:17,547 --> 01:20:20,815
brewing off the Florida keys...
it's too early to tell
1436
01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:24,451
if this gulf air will hold
and create hurricane conditions,
1437
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:27,822
so Victoria,
we will keep an eye on that.
1438
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:31,258
Thank you, Steve.
We certainly will.
1439
01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:42,136
- Dallas? Steve Dallas?
- Yes, mein fuhrer.
1440
01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:43,571
You know,
for a second out there,
1441
01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,240
I thought you were sober,
then I realized
1442
01:20:46,242 --> 01:20:48,309
you're probably on some drug
I've never even heard of.
1443
01:20:48,311 --> 01:20:50,044
Look at this shit.
1444
01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:52,546
Why don't they just get us
tubes, like astronauts?
1445
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:55,182
I don't know.
The sandwiches are pretty good.
1446
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,851
Chicken bologna?
1447
01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,519
Do you have any idea
where that even comes from?
1448
01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:01,088
Yeah, a chicken.
1449
01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:04,558
It's a lot harder than that.
1450
01:21:09,164 --> 01:21:11,265
I didn't know you painted.
1451
01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:15,402
I don't really, but somehow,
tracing these lines
1452
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:17,638
is really gonna help me
remember this place.
1453
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,273
'Cause, let's face it,
next time I come back,
1454
01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:20,574
it probably won't be here.
1455
01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:23,577
Thanks for cheering me up.
1456
01:21:23,579 --> 01:21:27,281
Try it.
1457
01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:39,059
I really screwed up.
1458
01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:43,931
It wasn't in your control.
1459
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:47,301
Gauguin packed up as far
from this crap hole as possible,
1460
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:50,638
and the world wasn't even
1/10th as polluted as it is now.
1461
01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,645
You feel like packing up?
1462
01:21:57,647 --> 01:22:03,384
No, I don't even feel that.
I just feel like...
1463
01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:06,654
it's a pretty nice day,
and I hate myself
1464
01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:11,358
for being the guy
that only has that to say.
1465
01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:25,940
Need another club soda,
Mr. Dallas?
1466
01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:29,076
Does anyone ever need
another club soda?
1467
01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,477
What's going on here?
1468
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,446
A real estate seminar.
1469
01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:36,116
Lot of ladies trying
to change their lives.
1470
01:22:58,173 --> 01:22:59,673
Is it good?
1471
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:01,642
It's filled with bizarre details
1472
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,078
and super-weird bullshit.
1473
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,982
You've never read anything
you've liked that was like that?
1474
01:23:07,984 --> 01:23:11,285
It's not me.
Actually, it was me.
1475
01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:13,020
That's what makes it
so depressing.
1476
01:23:13,022 --> 01:23:17,024
Now it's just this... unfinished,
unfocused, unrelenting.
1477
01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:23,630
I'm a guy in the desert
who's run towards a mirage.
1478
01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:28,769
I'm still really thirsty
and my mouth is full of sand.
1479
01:23:28,771 --> 01:23:30,504
Write that down.
1480
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:33,507
I don't think it's mine.
1481
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,142
It's gonna take time.
1482
01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:37,211
I just wish it was
some crippling depression,
1483
01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:39,713
instead of this disappointment.
1484
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,315
How do you all live here
without looking
1485
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,250
for a high place to jump from?
1486
01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:46,120
I can't sell you on life.
1487
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:50,591
'Cause there's nothing to it!
1488
01:23:50,593 --> 01:23:57,593
Nothing at all.
1489
01:23:58,166 --> 01:24:02,269
Life doesn't stand up
to thinking.
1490
01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,306
Smell the air out there.
There are wonders.
1491
01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:20,621
All I feel is time passing.
It's overwhelming.
1492
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,625
I wasted so much.
1493
01:24:24,627 --> 01:24:29,763
I gobbled it all down
without even tasting it.
1494
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,565
So start over.
1495
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,600
Just like that?
1496
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:18,205
I'm sorry, I'm gonna give it
ten more minutes,
1497
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:19,806
if that's okay.
1498
01:26:19,808 --> 01:26:22,809
That's decaf, right?
1499
01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:34,655
Sorry I'm late.
1500
01:26:38,726 --> 01:26:40,827
Oh, my god, you shaved.
1501
01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:43,463
What can I say.
You know how erratic I am.
1502
01:26:43,465 --> 01:26:45,399
What did you want
to talk to me about, Ben?
1503
01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,833
Actually, I wanted to thank you.
1504
01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,435
Look, I didn't wait 40 minutes
1505
01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:49,937
for you to show up
so we could have a fight.
1506
01:26:49,939 --> 01:26:51,939
Terry, I mean it.
I can't help but think
1507
01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:53,740
that even through all this,
1508
01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:57,945
that what dad wanted was for us
to deal with all this together.
1509
01:26:57,947 --> 01:27:00,614
I'm sorry, but I know
you're only one sentence away
1510
01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:02,549
from telling me that
you want to turn the store
1511
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:07,888
into an 1850s Laundromat that
runs on whale oil or something.
1512
01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,890
Except god forbid
anybody hurt a whale.
1513
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:13,293
No.
1514
01:27:13,295 --> 01:27:14,895
I have become...
1515
01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,297
Acutely aware of my limitations,
1516
01:27:17,299 --> 01:27:19,600
and I guess what I'm saying is,
is that
1517
01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:23,503
whatever you have in mind,
I'm okay with.
1518
01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:25,639
Excuse me?
Are you wearing a wire?
1519
01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:27,874
I'm serious.
1520
01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:30,944
Well, I've been
tossing around the idea
1521
01:27:30,946 --> 01:27:32,980
of converting the store
into something more modern.
1522
01:27:32,982 --> 01:27:34,815
- And profitable?
- Is that a sin?
1523
01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,817
No, that's good,
that's what I wanted to hear,
1524
01:27:36,819 --> 01:27:38,585
because I have some plans
for the farm.
1525
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:42,522
What, give it to Angela?
Perfect.
1526
01:27:42,524 --> 01:27:44,825
- You don't even know her.
- Yeah, I know that she has
1527
01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:47,028
some freaky power
over all the men in my family,
1528
01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:49,830
and that probably comes
from under her sundress.
1529
01:27:49,832 --> 01:27:56,536
Terry, I'm asking you, please,
don't talk about her like that.
1530
01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:01,642
Okay.
1531
01:28:02,977 --> 01:28:05,579
Okay.
1532
01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,714
It's a million dollars
of undeveloped land.
1533
01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:10,317
And that's why I want to have
a say about what happens to it.
1534
01:28:10,319 --> 01:28:11,652
And you get lunch.
1535
01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:14,354
Look, whatever it takes.
1536
01:28:14,356 --> 01:28:17,858
I just don't want it
to be like this anymore.
1537
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:28,001
You look just like dad.
1538
01:28:30,571 --> 01:28:33,740
Okay, we feed in 15 seconds.
Come on, people!
1539
01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:35,976
I don't have a fucking image.
1540
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,678
All right, this is a newsroom.
1541
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,946
Can I get some people
walking back and forth, please?
1542
01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:42,716
And let's clean up this...
oh, forget it.
1543
01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:45,852
Three, two...
1544
01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:48,822
as promised, we're continuing
to track this storm,
1545
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,624
now, from the national
weather service,
1546
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:52,926
known officially
as "hurricane Gordon,"
1547
01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:56,596
about to make landfall
just south of Charleston here.
1548
01:28:56,598 --> 01:29:00,400
Expect 85-mile-per-hour winds
and flooding,
1549
01:29:00,402 --> 01:29:01,902
2 to 3 inches per hour.
1550
01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:03,704
Now, you folks in the area,
1551
01:29:03,706 --> 01:29:05,706
whether the government
makes you or not,
1552
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,774
just get yourselves
out of there.
1553
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:10,577
Your lives are a hell of a lot
more important than your houses.
1554
01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:14,381
This is Steve Dallas
in the channel 18 storm center.
1555
01:29:14,383 --> 01:29:17,718
Stay dry and stay safe.
1556
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,419
And we're out.
1557
01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:21,621
Nicely done! Yes!
1558
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:24,124
I love that bit about the people
down in Charleston.
1559
01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:25,892
Our local old ladies
are gonna cream!
1560
01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:28,628
And from what Delia tells me,
this is hell of a storm.
1561
01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:30,530
Those people needed
to be warned.
1562
01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:33,600
Yeah, well, those people
lost power six hours ago.
1563
01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:36,036
They're not watching TV.
1564
01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:38,705
Jesus. Really?
1565
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,707
So why the hell are we
doing this?
1566
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:43,810
Local people are interested.
They might run us national,
1567
01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:47,514
unless those douchebags
in Baltimore snake us again.
1568
01:29:53,955 --> 01:29:56,623
- I don't want to bother you.
- Oh.
1569
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:59,926
I'm just going through some
of your dad's stuff.
1570
01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:03,029
I probably should've buried him
in his madras shorts.
1571
01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:05,832
Would have felt
more like a vacation.
1572
01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:07,934
I talked to terry
like you suggested.
1573
01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:10,504
- It wasn't bad, right?
- It was great.
1574
01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:13,807
And, um, the other night too.
1575
01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:17,677
That really happened, didn't it?
1576
01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:20,847
Yes. Yes, it did.
1577
01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:22,716
I can't tell you
how much that meant.
1578
01:30:22,718 --> 01:30:25,952
Well, someone had to
welcome you back to the world.
1579
01:30:29,657 --> 01:30:32,893
How did you end up with my dad?
1580
01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:39,895
Uh... I guess it was all this.
1581
01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:43,437
It's hard to resist
the temptation
1582
01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:46,106
to step into a normal life.
1583
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,875
I know you told dad
you didn't want anything.
1584
01:30:48,877 --> 01:30:52,045
Yeah, I said that,
and I really meant it,
1585
01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:54,881
but you think he would have
just given me
1586
01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:56,950
just, like, one little thing.
1587
01:30:56,952 --> 01:31:01,555
Anything, just for sentimental
reasons, a gesture.
1588
01:31:01,557 --> 01:31:03,156
Well, you deserve
whatever you want.
1589
01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:06,059
- I could try to find a way to...
- No, no, no.
1590
01:31:06,061 --> 01:31:08,462
Not from you.
1591
01:31:08,464 --> 01:31:12,065
I mean, it's sweet, thank you,
but...
1592
01:31:12,067 --> 01:31:14,100
it's not the same.
1593
01:31:14,102 --> 01:31:16,736
I thought, since you know,
you didn't know
1594
01:31:16,738 --> 01:31:18,738
what you're going to do,
that you could talk to Steve
1595
01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,640
about the farm and the house.
1596
01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:21,975
I'm sure he doesn't know
what he's going to do either.
1597
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,677
What do you mean?
1598
01:31:23,679 --> 01:31:26,513
I'm giving this all to Dallas.
1599
01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:28,215
What?
1600
01:31:28,217 --> 01:31:30,851
I promised it to him
after the will.
1601
01:31:30,853 --> 01:31:35,489
Huh. I didn't know that.
1602
01:31:35,491 --> 01:31:37,924
It's an odd marriage,
but I kind of owed it to him.
1603
01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:42,162
- Why? Did you want it?
- No. Mm-mmm.
1604
01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:46,600
- Are you okay?
- Sure. You?
1605
01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:49,069
Yeah. Terry's gonna help me
find a smaller place.
1606
01:31:52,807 --> 01:31:55,775
I'll never forget how you
held this family together.
1607
01:32:13,761 --> 01:32:15,962
It's me.
1608
01:32:15,964 --> 01:32:17,264
I hope I'm using this right.
1609
01:32:17,266 --> 01:32:18,965
It keeps asking me
to press star,
1610
01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:21,835
which I don't think we have
on this phone.
1611
01:32:21,837 --> 01:32:23,603
Oh, there it is. Listen, man...
1612
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,974
Listen, man,
I know we haven't talked.
1613
01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:29,843
I'm just gonna say it
because it keeps cutting me off.
1614
01:32:29,845 --> 01:32:32,612
I miss you.
I've been thinking about things,
1615
01:32:32,614 --> 01:32:34,247
and I want to make good
on things,
1616
01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:39,019
and I know Angela miss...
1617
01:32:39,021 --> 01:32:41,021
Okay, now, I gotta talk fast
'cause if I stop talking,
1618
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,856
the thing will cut me off.
All I wanted to say was
1619
01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,891
come down if you're ever free,
and I'm good. Bye.
1620
01:32:49,197 --> 01:32:51,932
Hello...
1621
01:32:53,768 --> 01:32:56,636
Morning, slugger.
Four reports in six hours,
1622
01:32:56,638 --> 01:32:58,138
a station manager's wet dream.
1623
01:32:58,140 --> 01:33:00,774
You got two hours to get
cleaned up for your 12:30.
1624
01:33:00,776 --> 01:33:04,010
- That's it, I'm done.
- What?
1625
01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:07,213
I think it's time you find
a new entertainment reporter,
1626
01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:10,884
someone who's comfortable with
what a waste of time this is,
1627
01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:12,686
someone who isn't aware
of the fact
1628
01:33:12,688 --> 01:33:15,989
that any six-year-old can
stick their arm out the window
1629
01:33:15,991 --> 01:33:18,858
and tell you
what it's gonna be like today.
1630
01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:23,630
Dave, I would like
to introduce you to Delia,
1631
01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:25,332
an actual meteorologist,
1632
01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:28,034
and yes, she doesn't look
like miss America,
1633
01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:31,304
she looks like someone who went
to M.I.T., because she did.
1634
01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:33,740
Can't you ever
just make it easy?
1635
01:33:33,742 --> 01:33:37,010
Do you have to suck the good
out of everything?
1636
01:33:37,012 --> 01:33:40,246
Good luck, sweetheart.
1637
01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:46,086
He kissed me.
1638
01:34:11,112 --> 01:34:13,146
"Amish farms super store"?
1639
01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,281
Yes, but
without the question mark.
1640
01:34:15,283 --> 01:34:18,318
If you believed in anything,
you would realize
1641
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,953
this is why people go to hell.
1642
01:34:19,955 --> 01:34:21,321
Have you talked to Ben?
1643
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,957
Ben agreed to this?
Underground parking?
1644
01:34:23,959 --> 01:34:26,793
Honestly, we spoke
in rational means as a family,
1645
01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:28,828
and this was the decision
that we made,
1646
01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:31,031
and luckily for both of us,
you're not part of the family.
1647
01:34:31,033 --> 01:34:33,700
No, no, congratulations,
you won, and I don't mean
1648
01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:36,236
the battle over the will, I mean
for biggest twat of the year.
1649
01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:39,372
Boy, you really don't know
how to talk to a woman
1650
01:34:39,374 --> 01:34:41,074
you're not trying to screw.
1651
01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:43,877
Ben and I reconciled,
and your opposition to that
1652
01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:46,279
makes me feel like you
just don't want to be alone
1653
01:34:46,281 --> 01:34:49,315
in whatever weed-powered dance
you two have shared
1654
01:34:49,317 --> 01:34:51,151
for the last 25 years.
1655
01:34:51,153 --> 01:34:52,986
I want him to get better.
1656
01:34:52,988 --> 01:34:56,089
Then for once, leave him be!
1657
01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:59,392
He's going to have
a lifetime of prosperity,
1658
01:34:59,394 --> 01:35:02,228
and I'm sure he and Angela
will be very happy.
1659
01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,698
What?
1660
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:08,001
Maybe it's sick,
but those two found each other.
1661
01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:10,870
I know it sounds weird,
but I actually believe
1662
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:13,740
that my brother and
my stepmother belong together.
1663
01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:16,843
What, they're together?
Says who?
1664
01:35:16,845 --> 01:35:19,279
Oh. Steve, they are.
1665
01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:21,214
Sorry, you're gonna have to
find someone else
1666
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,183
who's in worse shape
than you now.
1667
01:35:23,185 --> 01:35:25,752
- Go fuck yourself.
- Go fuck yourself too!
1668
01:35:34,128 --> 01:35:36,362
- Beard.
- Yeah, you like it?
1669
01:35:36,364 --> 01:35:37,864
Is Angela here?
1670
01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,132
I don't know
if you got my messages.
1671
01:35:39,134 --> 01:35:40,734
That's why I wanted you
to come up,
1672
01:35:40,736 --> 01:35:42,268
'cause I wanted to tell you
the great news,
1673
01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:43,803
that the farm is yours
to do whatever you want with.
1674
01:35:43,805 --> 01:35:46,206
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Angela around?
1675
01:35:46,208 --> 01:35:49,776
Now, don't be mad,
but terry's gonna get the store.
1676
01:35:49,778 --> 01:35:52,746
- It's the best way to go.
- That is great, great news.
1677
01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:54,013
Do you know where Angela is?
1678
01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:56,382
Are you okay?
I think she's upstairs.
1679
01:35:56,384 --> 01:35:58,485
Upstairs? Where you were
just screwing her?
1680
01:35:58,487 --> 01:36:00,386
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, I guess I don't know
1681
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:01,921
if you were just screwing her.
1682
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:03,523
That's a weird thing to say!
1683
01:36:03,525 --> 01:36:05,492
Really? Because it is sick!
1684
01:36:07,895 --> 01:36:10,764
If it isn't Amish country's own
Mary Magdalene.
1685
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:12,265
Did you wash his feet first
1686
01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:14,234
or just pull him down
off the cross and bone him?
1687
01:36:14,236 --> 01:36:15,969
- What?
- Hold on, calm down.
1688
01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:17,403
- You're being very...
- No, no, stay out of this,
1689
01:36:17,405 --> 01:36:19,339
I'm warning you, Ben.
Stay out of this!
1690
01:36:19,341 --> 01:36:22,208
- Why are you angry?
- Because you fucked my friend!
1691
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:24,878
- Who told you that?
- Everybody knows!
1692
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,279
That's none of your business!
1693
01:36:26,281 --> 01:36:27,947
I guess nothing's
none of my business.
1694
01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:29,883
I never promised you anything.
1695
01:36:29,885 --> 01:36:31,417
You got the farm.
Isn't that what you wanted?
1696
01:36:31,419 --> 01:36:33,219
Stop it!
I'm gonna have the two people
1697
01:36:33,221 --> 01:36:35,889
I care about most in the world
fight like this!
1698
01:36:35,891 --> 01:36:38,992
You got it all wrong.
Now, cool it!
1699
01:36:38,994 --> 01:36:42,495
Fine. Fine.
1700
01:36:44,865 --> 01:36:46,900
What happened?
1701
01:36:55,209 --> 01:36:58,344
Oh, god. This is so bad.
1702
01:36:58,346 --> 01:37:02,582
You assholes!
Both of you, such assholes.
1703
01:37:02,584 --> 01:37:04,017
You don't care about anything.
1704
01:37:04,019 --> 01:37:05,985
Jesus, you know
what she means to me!
1705
01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:08,488
- It's not what you think.
- I didn't know.
1706
01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:10,356
But it doesn't change anything,
I swear.
1707
01:37:10,358 --> 01:37:12,158
The hell it doesn't!
1708
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,927
I thought
I meant something to you.
1709
01:37:13,929 --> 01:37:16,196
Because I thought
you were helping a sick friend,
1710
01:37:16,198 --> 01:37:17,964
not making a real estate deal!
1711
01:37:17,966 --> 01:37:21,501
What? I was! But aren't I
entitled to something?
1712
01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:23,336
Yes.
1713
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,538
You don't know
where I have been,
1714
01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:28,508
the shit I have done
to deserve you.
1715
01:37:41,055 --> 01:37:43,156
I talked to terry,
1716
01:37:43,158 --> 01:37:46,593
and it's yours to do
whatever you want with it.
1717
01:37:46,595 --> 01:37:51,531
I don't know what say except
I hope you take a look
1718
01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:53,900
at yourself and realize
how much is there.
1719
01:37:55,569 --> 01:37:59,239
Steve, you got to get
your shit together.
1720
01:38:07,314 --> 01:38:11,317
I hope one day you find out
what you really care about.
1721
01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:13,319
I hope one day you learn
to solve a problem
1722
01:38:13,321 --> 01:38:16,155
without sleeping with it.
1723
01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:17,590
What happened between me and Ben
1724
01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:20,894
had nothing to do with you
or my feelings for you.
1725
01:38:20,896 --> 01:38:23,196
Oh, come on, you sell
all this nature shit
1726
01:38:23,198 --> 01:38:25,598
and honesty and feelings,
but you're just
1727
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:28,501
this empty little girl
with no responsibilities
1728
01:38:28,503 --> 01:38:30,637
who gets anything
and everybody she wants
1729
01:38:30,639 --> 01:38:33,072
because she's so goddamn pretty.
1730
01:38:33,074 --> 01:38:35,241
And believe me, I know
what I'm talking about.
1731
01:38:35,243 --> 01:38:37,677
I do the weather on TV.
1732
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:41,381
You got a week
to get off my land.
1733
01:39:00,467 --> 01:39:07,467
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1734
01:39:13,048 --> 01:39:18,217
♪ Ooh ♪
1735
01:39:33,368 --> 01:39:37,036
- I got that.
- Thanks.
1736
01:39:39,573 --> 01:39:41,174
You're the new guy?
1737
01:39:41,176 --> 01:39:43,409
Pulled all the strings
and got a south unit?
1738
01:39:43,411 --> 01:39:45,244
Sorry.
1739
01:39:45,246 --> 01:39:49,248
- I'm Alli. That's Conner.
- Ben.
1740
01:40:02,696 --> 01:40:06,399
Buenos Dias.
1741
01:40:11,271 --> 01:40:13,706
- You wanted to see me?
- Wanted to see you?
1742
01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:16,442
I was calling you...
what is that?
1743
01:40:16,444 --> 01:40:19,412
Last one in the case.
You're out of luck.
1744
01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:21,247
- Ah, hell.
- I must've called you
1745
01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:23,516
a hundred times...
you never answered.
1746
01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:26,185
I just thought you wanted
to fire Delia,
1747
01:40:26,187 --> 01:40:27,720
and obviously, I was right.
1748
01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:31,190
Interesting thing about Delia.
I ran it by corporate,
1749
01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:33,259
and if she promises
to get a boob job,
1750
01:40:33,261 --> 01:40:35,728
which she's on board with,
she can do the weather.
1751
01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:37,630
Why'd you want to see me?
1752
01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:40,033
With Victoria getting married...
1753
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:42,602
god, I never thought
that was gonna happen.
1754
01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:45,304
With Victoria getting married,
1755
01:40:45,306 --> 01:40:47,173
there's an opening
on the anchor desk.
1756
01:40:47,175 --> 01:40:49,609
Now, as much as I'd prefer
someone who shows up,
1757
01:40:49,611 --> 01:40:52,812
after the last storm watch, and
then you disappearing like that,
1758
01:40:52,814 --> 01:40:55,281
we received, like, 7,000 letters
1759
01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:58,217
expressing their concern for you
and a wish to see you again.
1760
01:40:58,219 --> 01:40:59,752
You mean seven letters.
1761
01:40:59,754 --> 01:41:04,090
The point is, we have
an opening if you want it,
1762
01:41:04,092 --> 01:41:06,559
the big seat. Plus now, we got
1763
01:41:06,561 --> 01:41:09,562
this totally stacked chick
next to you doing the weather,
1764
01:41:09,564 --> 01:41:12,765
and you'll never want for money.
1765
01:41:12,767 --> 01:41:15,101
God, I'm just wondering
what it would take
1766
01:41:15,103 --> 01:41:17,403
to get fired around here.
1767
01:41:21,575 --> 01:41:24,277
Is this your coffee or mine?
Because I have to drive home.
1768
01:41:24,279 --> 01:41:27,580
They're all my coffee.
1769
01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:29,348
Overpaid prick.
1770
01:41:29,350 --> 01:41:33,086
Five seconds.
1771
01:41:33,088 --> 01:41:34,787
Good afternoon, Annapolis.
1772
01:41:34,789 --> 01:41:36,556
Federal investigators
responding...
1773
01:42:19,767 --> 01:42:21,400
You missed my shower.
1774
01:42:21,402 --> 01:42:24,737
Sorry, I got hit
by a pile of money.
1775
01:42:24,739 --> 01:42:27,306
Any lots available near you
on Martha's vineyard?
1776
01:42:27,308 --> 01:42:30,510
Don't you want me to be happy?
1777
01:42:30,512 --> 01:42:33,513
Not sure I want that
for anybody.
1778
01:42:38,485 --> 01:42:41,454
I'm going to miss fucking you.
1779
01:42:41,456 --> 01:42:45,491
I used to think there was more,
but there isn't.
1780
01:43:03,645 --> 01:43:05,545
One new message.
1781
01:43:05,547 --> 01:43:08,581
Hi, this is Beverly,
1782
01:43:08,583 --> 01:43:10,383
confirming your date
for tonight.
1783
01:43:10,385 --> 01:43:13,286
Her name is Carla,
and she's a petite redhead,
1784
01:43:13,288 --> 01:43:14,720
but it's the good redhead.
1785
01:43:14,722 --> 01:43:17,623
Think Nicole Kidman,
not howdy doody.
1786
01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:20,326
And just so you know,
she has a lot of regulars.
1787
01:44:34,668 --> 01:44:38,304
Hey.
1788
01:44:38,306 --> 01:44:40,573
- You get my letter?
- Letter?
1789
01:44:40,575 --> 01:44:44,277
Got a FedEx full of weed.
Subtle.
1790
01:44:44,279 --> 01:44:45,578
You want some salmon?
1791
01:44:45,580 --> 01:44:47,980
I thought salmon
was for assholes.
1792
01:44:47,982 --> 01:44:50,983
Everything else
has so much mercury.
1793
01:44:50,985 --> 01:44:53,619
I drove 21/2 hours,
and I ended up
1794
01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:55,321
back in my own apartment.
1795
01:44:55,323 --> 01:44:57,023
Except I don't have the view.
1796
01:44:57,025 --> 01:44:59,458
Me either.
They cut the tree down.
1797
01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:03,529
Good for you. How was she?
1798
01:45:03,531 --> 01:45:06,932
Wasn't worth a tree.
You gonna open the wine?
1799
01:45:06,934 --> 01:45:09,735
You can have some.
There's a glass in the...
1800
01:45:09,737 --> 01:45:13,306
oh, Jesus,
don't be so proud of yourself.
1801
01:45:13,308 --> 01:45:15,641
You know, like less than 10%
of the people
1802
01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:18,611
who even take the shit you're on
ever stay on it?
1803
01:45:18,613 --> 01:45:20,446
I defer to your drug expertise.
1804
01:45:20,448 --> 01:45:21,881
Why'd you fall in love with her
1805
01:45:21,883 --> 01:45:23,516
and ruin everything for me?
1806
01:45:23,518 --> 01:45:25,551
I didn't fall in love with her.
1807
01:45:25,553 --> 01:45:28,487
That's worse!
You ruined everything.
1808
01:45:28,489 --> 01:45:30,523
No, you ruined everything!
1809
01:45:30,525 --> 01:45:32,925
First of all, I'm not in love
with her, and I never was.
1810
01:45:32,927 --> 01:45:36,696
But you slept with her anyway?
Why would you do that?
1811
01:45:36,698 --> 01:45:38,664
Okay, let's say
I understand that.
1812
01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:40,032
But you don't.
1813
01:45:40,034 --> 01:45:42,902
She helped me,
let me feel something again.
1814
01:45:42,904 --> 01:45:46,439
So she makes me stop
getting high, but you get sex?
1815
01:45:46,441 --> 01:45:50,042
What a shitty, shitty deal,
and for what?
1816
01:45:50,044 --> 01:45:52,545
For this? What happened to you?
1817
01:45:52,547 --> 01:45:53,946
I'm still me.
1818
01:45:53,948 --> 01:45:56,048
Bullshit. You're Ben Lite!
1819
01:45:56,050 --> 01:45:58,918
I'm Ben prime. I'm still
the same guy from sixth grade!
1820
01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:02,788
No.
1821
01:46:02,790 --> 01:46:05,725
Man, you're a million miles
away from that kid.
1822
01:46:05,727 --> 01:46:08,427
I swear, this isn't bad.
1823
01:46:08,429 --> 01:46:11,564
I'm just functioning now
like everyone else.
1824
01:46:14,634 --> 01:46:16,802
So this is it?
1825
01:46:16,804 --> 01:46:20,439
Well, maybe that's
what's wrong with the world.
1826
01:46:20,441 --> 01:46:23,576
We keep looking and grabbing
and eating and smoking
1827
01:46:23,578 --> 01:46:26,912
and never stop to think,
1828
01:46:26,914 --> 01:46:29,715
"who could want more than this?"
1829
01:46:41,895 --> 01:46:45,931
You're here.
That's all that matters.
1830
01:47:01,047 --> 01:47:08,047
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1831
01:47:08,855 --> 01:47:10,423
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1832
01:47:10,425 --> 01:47:13,492
- Hey, there.
- Hi.
1833
01:47:13,494 --> 01:47:18,564
I know, it's a lot of junk,
but I'm a really good mother.
1834
01:47:41,655 --> 01:47:43,122
Hey.
1835
01:47:43,124 --> 01:47:48,794
I'm sorry. I was gonna leave
in the morning.
1836
01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:52,465
Well, I...
1837
01:47:52,467 --> 01:47:55,901
what?
1838
01:47:55,903 --> 01:47:59,572
You know anything
about running a farm?
1839
01:47:59,574 --> 01:48:01,774
More than you.
1840
01:48:31,605 --> 01:48:34,607
- Come inside.
- No.
1841
01:49:02,102 --> 01:49:04,837
Why are we here?
1842
01:49:04,839 --> 01:49:06,705
We're waiting
for the rain to stop.
1843
01:49:06,707 --> 01:49:08,841
Can I ride it?
1844
01:49:15,248 --> 01:49:18,951
Could you?
1845
01:49:26,327 --> 01:49:29,128
Hey.
1846
01:49:29,130 --> 01:49:33,766
Um, mom said Wednesday.
1847
01:49:33,768 --> 01:49:38,170
I don't know why.
She said Wednesday.
1848
01:49:38,172 --> 01:49:40,205
Um...
1849
01:49:40,207 --> 01:49:43,309
no, I mean, you can...
barbecue's fine.