1 00:00:03,996 --> 00:00:06,169 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! 2 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:14,757 These things go kind of fast, huh? 3 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,178 (assume) 4 00:00:22,807 --> 00:00:25,060 Hey, is... Is that a wall? 5 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,318 GLINDA: Of sorts. 6 00:00:26,477 --> 00:00:28,980 It repels our enemies and protects us from harm. 7 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:31,740 But we're headed straight for it. 8 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,909 GLINDA: Yes, we are. 9 00:00:35,111 --> 00:00:38,832 And going very fast. How do you, uh... 10 00:00:39,949 --> 00:00:42,873 Does this thing have any brakes? Uh... 11 00:00:42,952 --> 00:00:45,796 I'm going too fast! I'm gonna die! 12 00:00:45,955 --> 00:00:47,798 GLINDA: You needn't worry, Wizard. 13 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:49,584 It's a magic wall. 14 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,754 And all good-hearted souls get to pass through. 15 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,097 I'm gonna die! 16 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:56,678 (oz YELLING) 17 00:00:57,466 --> 00:00:59,514 Wanda! 18 00:01:03,389 --> 00:01:04,390 Oh! 19 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,988 CHINA GIRL: It's beautiful. 20 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,457 (PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 21 00:01:33,836 --> 00:01:37,431 They've waited a long time for you, Wizard. 22 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:38,887 (SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 23 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,103 (CROWD CHEERING) 24 00:01:54,398 --> 00:01:56,901 All hail the great and powerful Oz! 25 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:58,820 ALL: Hail! 26 00:01:59,904 --> 00:02:00,951 Thank you! 27 00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:02,949 Wow, you're a wonderful crowd. 28 00:02:03,115 --> 00:02:06,335 You put the "merry" back in "the merry Land of Oz." 29 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:07,502 (LAUGHS) 30 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:08,579 (CHEERING) 31 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,792 Hi, what's your name? 32 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,131 - You're very beautiful. - Oh, thank you. 33 00:02:15,294 --> 00:02:18,673 Girls, listen, lam not a toy. I am not a toy! 34 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,591 -(KISSING) - Oz! Oz! 35 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,009 - Hello! -(CHEERING) 36 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,262 What? No fireworks? 37 00:02:24,428 --> 00:02:26,556 What are fireworks? 38 00:02:26,889 --> 00:02:28,357 Remind me to show you sometime. 39 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:32,362 Glinda, I didn't know if you'd like these, or these. 40 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,319 They're both so beautiful, I couldn't possibly decide. 41 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:37,192 MAN: We need your help, Wizard. 42 00:02:37,775 --> 00:02:39,277 WOMAN: Please save us! 43 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:41,821 You know, I should tell you, um... 44 00:02:42,738 --> 00:02:46,959 I might not actually be a wizard. 45 00:02:47,118 --> 00:02:48,620 Yes, I know. 46 00:02:48,786 --> 00:02:49,787 Oh. 47 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,498 At least, not any kind of wizard we were expecting. 48 00:02:53,082 --> 00:02:54,334 You could tell'? 49 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,843 Yes. 50 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,880 I can also tell you're weak, selfish, 51 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:02,175 slightly egotistical and a fibber. 52 00:03:02,341 --> 00:03:05,515 I see. Anything you don't know about me? 53 00:03:05,678 --> 00:03:08,147 Whether or not you'll save my people. 54 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:10,899 No. I just told you I'm not the Wizard. 55 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,231 But they don't know that. 56 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:18,153 If you can make them believe, then you're wizard enough. 57 00:03:19,316 --> 00:03:22,286 These are desperate times, after all. 58 00:03:23,696 --> 00:03:26,290 Can you make them believe? 59 00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:35,754 Will I still get that gold? 60 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:37,797 Uh-huh. 61 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,929 Good people of Oz. 62 00:03:44,383 --> 00:03:47,432 Your Wizard is here! 63 00:03:47,511 --> 00:03:48,512 (ALL CHEERING) 64 00:04:08,657 --> 00:04:10,910 What's the matter, sister? 65 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,964 THEODORA: Look at how happy they are. 66 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,965 Do you think she'll be his queen? 67 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,172 EVANORA: Well, of course she'll be his queen. 68 00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:21,341 - What did you expect? -(SIGHS) 69 00:04:21,503 --> 00:04:23,426 You can't compete with Glinda's charms. 70 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:24,970 NO one can. 71 00:04:27,176 --> 00:04:30,476 Oh, God. Sister, it hurts. 72 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,640 Such is a broken heart. 73 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,400 Your precious wizard did that to you. 74 00:04:36,185 --> 00:04:38,062 Make it stop. 75 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,485 Would you like me to? 76 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:55,212 One bite is all it takes. 77 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:59,759 One bite and your world will change forever. 78 00:05:00,376 --> 00:05:05,348 One bite and your heart will become impenetrable. 79 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:09,519 One bite and you and I will finally share the throne. 80 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,845 Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there. 81 00:05:17,768 --> 00:05:18,894 (VOICES WHISPERING) 82 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:21,480 (GAS PS) 83 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,710 You're the wicked one. Not Glinda. 84 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:39,544 Sister, you lied to me. 85 00:05:39,957 --> 00:05:42,085 It's nice, isn't it? 86 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:44,925 How clear everything becomes. 87 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,672 (GASPING) 88 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:49,933 (GROANING) 89 00:05:52,636 --> 00:05:53,728 (SHRIEKING) 90 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,013 (GASPING) 91 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,480 What is happening to me? 92 00:05:59,643 --> 00:06:01,645 Oh, it's just your heart withering away. 93 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:08,403 Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all except 94 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:12,073 beautiful wickedness. 95 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:15,951 (GROANING) 96 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,332 (SCREAMING) 97 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:20,582 (DISTORTED LAUGH) 98 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:31,805 Sister? 99 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:40,976 (GASPING) 100 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,492 (GASPING) 101 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,290 Oh, sister, you're hideous. 102 00:06:55,908 --> 00:06:56,875 (THEODORA GROANS) 103 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,327 I can cast a simple enchantment 104 00:06:58,494 --> 00:07:00,622 and have you looking just the way you were before. 105 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:01,880 No! 106 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,633 This is who I am now. 107 00:07:07,419 --> 00:07:09,672 I want him to see me like this. 108 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:14,143 I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way. 109 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,803 (CACKLING) 110 00:07:16,762 --> 00:07:18,639 Oh, dear. 111 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:34,913 It's imperative that you behave like the great leader that they think you are. 112 00:07:35,072 --> 00:07:38,667 Morale is essential if we have any hope of defeating Evanora. 113 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:41,204 - And I assume you have a plan. - No. 114 00:07:42,413 --> 00:07:44,006 You have a plan. 115 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:47,168 You're going to lead us into battle and take back the throne. 116 00:07:49,086 --> 00:07:51,760 And do we have an army to help do this? 117 00:07:53,382 --> 00:07:54,508 Of sorts. 118 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,350 The Quadlings, Your Highness. 119 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,891 You're soldiers? 120 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:05,527 No, sir. Farmers, mostly. 121 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:06,687 Farmers? 122 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:08,947 But you can fight. 123 00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:11,200 No, sir. Many of us can hoe. 124 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,526 Oh, you can hoe. 125 00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:14,953 - And I can work with iron. - That's good. 126 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,496 - I bake bread. - Yummy. 127 00:08:16,572 --> 00:08:18,324 - I can sew. - Not so helpful. 128 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:19,579 I can make a scarecrow. 129 00:08:20,159 --> 00:08:21,160 Ah! 130 00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:23,712 Well, that'll come in handy. 131 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,544 - It might. - Hmm. 132 00:08:25,914 --> 00:08:27,791 And these are the Tinkers. 133 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:28,967 (TINKERS GRUNT) 134 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,462 Are you kidding me? 135 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:34,177 We're tougher than we look, Wizard. 136 00:08:34,256 --> 00:08:36,304 (TINKERS CHEER) 137 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:38,640 What they lack in stamina the Tinkers make up for in ingenuity. 138 00:08:38,802 --> 00:08:40,770 They can build anything. 139 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,390 (TINKERS CHEER) 140 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,566 OLD TINKER: And I'll tell you what else. 141 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,727 We can build anything. 142 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:48,069 Yeah, I got it. 143 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,528 And we're prepared to storm the Emerald City. 144 00:08:51,607 --> 00:08:52,608 (TINKERS CHEER) 145 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,077 If you don't keel over on the way there. 146 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,405 Ow! 147 00:08:59,156 --> 00:09:00,999 And, finally, the Munchkins. 148 00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:03,285 (UPBEAT FANFARE PLAYING) 149 00:09:13,045 --> 00:09:14,968 Please tell me, you gentlemen can fight. 150 00:09:15,047 --> 00:09:16,048 No. 151 00:09:16,215 --> 00:09:17,842 But we make pretty clothes. 152 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:19,555 Also, we sing. 153 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,561 Uh, no, that won't be necessary. 154 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,815 I like it, I think it's cute. I hope you like it. 155 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,357 (SINGING) The prophecy was clear 156 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,983 The wind would bring you here 157 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,023 And so it was A man named Oz 158 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,325 Would magically appear 159 00:09:35,484 --> 00:09:36,485 All right, enough. 160 00:09:36,652 --> 00:09:39,952 So, sound the battle call The Wicked Witch will fall 161 00:09:40,531 --> 00:09:42,158 And so it is the wondrous Wiz 162 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:43,242 Will come to save us all 163 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:44,368 All right, that's enough! 164 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,828 Munchkins, stop! 165 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,712 (SINGING STOPS) 166 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,708 (oz SIGHS) 167 00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:53,335 - They do make beautiful clothes. - All right. 168 00:09:53,502 --> 00:09:55,800 Now, listen, Wanda. 169 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,431 Glinda. 170 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,138 Guys, um, take five. 171 00:10:04,096 --> 00:10:09,102 Uh, Glinda, these are all very lovely people. 172 00:10:09,726 --> 00:10:12,980 But do you honestly believe that they can kill a wicked witch 173 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:15,065 and an army of flying baboons? 174 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,361 I don't expect them to kill anyone. 175 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,452 What do you mean? 176 00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:22,031 I mean the good people of Oz are forbidden to kill. 177 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:23,995 Forbidden to... 178 00:10:30,581 --> 00:10:32,208 You want me to lead an army that can't kill? 179 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,095 If this was easy, we wouldn't need a wizard, would we? 180 00:10:36,962 --> 00:10:38,885 WOMAN 1: Somethings wrong! 181 00:10:39,256 --> 00:10:41,008 - Look! - WOMAN 2: What is that? 182 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,098 - MAN 1: The wall! - WOMAN 3: What's happening? 183 00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:46,354 The Wicked Witch isn't powerful enough to get through the wall. 184 00:10:47,598 --> 00:10:49,600 OZ: It looks like she's managing. 185 00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:52,569 Not by herself, she isn't. 186 00:10:52,728 --> 00:10:54,105 What does that mean? ls someone helping her? 187 00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:55,523 Everyone, take cover! 188 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,691 Run quickly! Take cover! 189 00:10:57,816 --> 00:10:59,113 (ALL CLAMORING) 190 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,662 Get the children to safety! Run! 191 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,530 Glinda! 192 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,535 (PANICKED SCREAMING) 193 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,288 (BOTH GRUNTING) 194 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:52,830 -(SCREECHES) -(CROWD SHRIEKS) 195 00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:56,382 -(SNARLS) -(SCREAMS) 196 00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:01,676 (SNIFFING) 197 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,428 There's so much good here. 198 00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,685 It sickens me. 199 00:12:10,222 --> 00:12:11,189 Ah! 200 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:15,019 Still think your Wizard can save you from the likes of me? 201 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,312 (GROWLS) 202 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,280 Speak up, or I will tear out your tongue! 203 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,864 Now, who is that? 204 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,786 Don't you recognize me, Wizard? 205 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,708 Have I changed so much? 206 00:12:31,743 --> 00:12:32,744 Theodora? 207 00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:36,123 May I have this dance? 208 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,633 Huh? (GASPS) 209 00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:40,965 Hey, hey! 210 00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:42,838 (GRUNTS) 211 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,469 I get it! You're a little upset! 212 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,848 -(GRUNTS) -(YELLING) 213 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,691 Theodora, stop. You're hurting him. 214 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:56,734 -(GRUNTS) -(SCREAMING) 215 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,192 (GRUNTS) 216 00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,700 (GROANING) 217 00:13:08,363 --> 00:13:11,333 Theodora, what happened to you? 218 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,913 You happened to me. 219 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,043 This isn't you. 220 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:25,089 It's your sister. She's worked her magic on you. 221 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,511 I'd hoped you'd be able to see through her. 222 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,769 Oh, Glinda, so naive. 223 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,560 Just like your father. 224 00:13:34,723 --> 00:13:37,818 That's why it was so easy for my sister to kill him. 225 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:44,192 She only killed a man, not what he believed in. 226 00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:46,952 Begone, Witch, before the Wizard makes mush of you! 227 00:13:47,319 --> 00:13:48,411 (CROWD AGREEING) 228 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,656 Oh. 229 00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:54,209 How sweet. 230 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,045 You all believe in him. 231 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,959 Well, so did I, once. 232 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,179 And as for you 233 00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:10,013 my pretty one. 234 00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:13,725 When I return with my sister and her army 235 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,015 the Yellow Brick Road will be red with the blood 236 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:21,278 of every Tinker, farmer and Munchkin in your kingdom. 237 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,239 You underestimate us, Theodora. 238 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:30,029 We are a strong and united people. 239 00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:33,244 And now the Wizard is here to lead us. 240 00:14:33,949 --> 00:14:36,748 And as for your Wizard, 241 00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:40,414 he will be the first to die. 242 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,756 And you will all see that he is nothing but a deceitful, 243 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:50,099 selfish and extremely mortal man. 244 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,306 Give me that! 245 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,268 It was a broom that you wanted. 246 00:14:58,223 --> 00:14:59,816 Wasn't it, Wizard? 247 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,607 (CHUCKLING) 248 00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:04,654 (CACKLING) 249 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,745 (CROWD CLAMORING) 250 00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:14,323 It's all right. 251 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,075 It's all right! 252 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,962 She's gone now. Don't be frightened. 253 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,123 Now that the Wizard is with us... 254 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,125 Wizard? 255 00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,339 Leaving? 256 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,969 But you promised to help us. 257 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,760 Yeah, well, that was before I knew what we were up against. 258 00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:37,020 An army and yet another wicked witch? 259 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:40,273 This one bent on destroying everyone, especially me? 260 00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:41,775 We can defeat them. 261 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,685 There must be something. 262 00:15:43,852 --> 00:15:45,274 Something we haven't thought of. 263 00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:46,479 Something that we're not seeing. 264 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,818 Something we're just on the verge of. 265 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,483 Glinda. 266 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,323 You need a real wizard. Better yet, a general. 267 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,362 But you're all I have. 268 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,498 So, you're not the wizard I was expecting. 269 00:16:01,453 --> 00:16:03,797 So, you don't have the powers I thought you'd have. 270 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,171 But you're here. 271 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,883 There must be a reason. 272 00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:14,016 Maybe you're capable of more than you know. 273 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,972 Glinda, I wish I had the answer. 274 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,020 But I'm just a con man. 275 00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:25,977 I'm a carnival magician. 276 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,700 I'm just not the man you want me to be. 277 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,200 CHINA GIRL: Someone needs to tuck me in. 278 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,082 Yes, of course. 279 00:16:45,956 --> 00:16:47,424 Allow me. 280 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,089 My papa used to do it. 281 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:55,594 L 86$. 282 00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:59,053 Perhaps you'd prefer the Wizard, then? 283 00:17:00,095 --> 00:17:02,223 CHINA GIRL: Yes, please. 284 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,688 (CLEARS THROAT) 285 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:19,823 All right. 286 00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:22,250 In you go. 287 00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:25,037 - Here you are. - Uh-uh. 288 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,713 Just a moment. 289 00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:31,626 Bring forth the covers now. 290 00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,136 Yes, ma'am. 291 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:37,633 Comfy? 292 00:17:39,342 --> 00:17:40,639 All right. Goodnight. 293 00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,429 Do you grant wishes? 294 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:44,897 Do I what? 295 00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:46,603 Grant wishes. 296 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,144 The old wizard could grant wishes. 297 00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:50,729 Ah. 298 00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:53,691 People would travel to the Emerald City 299 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,616 and ask him for things. 300 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,245 And if they were good and noble wishes, 301 00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:00,621 he would grant them. 302 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,453 Is that right? 303 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,243 Do you know what I'd wish for? 304 00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:07,291 Hmm. A pretty dress? 305 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,791 To have my family back. 306 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:15,011 I know. 307 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,592 I'm sorry. 308 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,466 I can't grant wishes. 309 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,352 I'm not that kind of wizard. 310 00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:26,014 That's what I thought. 311 00:18:27,348 --> 00:18:32,149 Um, you see, where I come from there aren't any real wizards. 312 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,609 Although, there is one. 313 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,204 Thomas Alva Edison. 314 00:18:41,362 --> 00:18:45,708 The Wizard of Menlo Park. A truly great man. 315 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,996 - Did he grant wishes? - No. 316 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,837 But he could look into the future and make it real. 317 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,549 He created the electric light, the phonograph. 318 00:18:56,711 --> 00:19:00,341 He created a camera that could take moving pictures. 319 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,884 Pictures that move? 320 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,848 Yeah. Can you imagine? 321 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,560 And all he had was a little bit of wire and some glass. 322 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:12,482 With almost nothing, he made the impossible real. 323 00:19:12,644 --> 00:19:14,738 Is that the kind of wizard you are? 324 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,696 (SIGHS) 325 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:23,033 It's the kind of wizard I'd like to be. 326 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,871 Well, you are that kind. I can tell. 327 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,125 (YAWNING) 328 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:33,253 I'd rather you grant wishes, but that's a good wizard, too. 329 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,589 Goodnight, Wizard. 330 00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:47,061 Glinda. I've got it. 331 00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:48,646 What have you got? 332 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,894 I've got a way out of this mess. 333 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,905 - What is this? - A battle plan. 334 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,402 It's all in there. 335 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,405 Illusion, misdirect, sleight of hand. 336 00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,244 Look, 337 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:11,037 I know I'm not the wizard that you were expecting 338 00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:13,580 but I might just be the wizard that you need. 339 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,635 You said you were just a con man. 340 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,091 Precisely. 341 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,426 Nothing but a trickster? 342 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,590 Yes. 343 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,224 A terrible cheat? 344 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,722 The best there is. 345 00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:30,105 The carnival magician's going to put on a show. 346 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,982 I'll put on the show of a lifetime. 347 00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:36,441 The likes of which the Land of Oz has never seen! 348 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:41,950 Magic, mystery, prestidigitation! 349 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,534 It'll be my greatest trick yet. 350 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,037 Tinkers, gather around! 351 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,793 MASTER TINKER: Quickly, now. 352 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,794 This is what you're gonna build. 353 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,298 Where I come from, this is called a praxinoscope. 354 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,300 Although, I've made a few modifications. 355 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:02,421 It allows you to project an image into space. 356 00:21:02,587 --> 00:21:04,134 Impossible. 357 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,642 Nothing's impossible if you put your mind to it. 358 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,222 - Bully. - TINKERS: Bully! 359 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,139 These three roads all lead to the Emerald City. 360 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,728 To the east are the deadly poppy fields. 361 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,901 - We'll have to steer clear of them. - OZ: Why is that? 362 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,819 One good whiff and it's everlasting sleep. 363 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,653 And we're not exactly a terrifying army when we're awake. 364 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,113 All right. We'll steer clear. 365 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,995 Or maybe not. 366 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,782 In the conjuring business, flash is always good. 367 00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:32,667 Gives the audience a little "wow". 368 00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:36,959 You gentlemen will be combining sulfur rock, nitrate of potash 369 00:21:37,622 --> 00:21:41,422 and charcoal to create what is commonly known as black powder. 370 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,632 -(FINLEY SCREECHES) - TINKERS: Whoa! 371 00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:46,097 GLINDA: Mr. Quimby, we need 200 bales of hay 372 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,799 delivered to the main road by noon. 373 00:21:47,966 --> 00:21:50,936 Mr. Zim, have the Quadling carts... 374 00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:53,438 (SEWING MACHINES WHIRRING) 375 00:22:02,438 --> 00:22:03,655 Looks good. 376 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,202 (CRACKLING) 377 00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:42,020 EVANORA: My very own Winkie Guards 378 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:46,737 soon you will be facing Glinda and her army of weaklings. 379 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,119 And when they see our towering might, 380 00:22:50,278 --> 00:22:53,657 -they will run and flee for the hills and... - No! 381 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:56,167 We shall not let them flee! 382 00:22:56,326 --> 00:22:58,749 We shall show them no mercy! 383 00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:00,288 (ALL CHEERING) 384 00:23:05,668 --> 00:23:07,841 Now, I've added this adjustable lens to your design 385 00:23:08,004 --> 00:23:09,927 along with a few other things. 386 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,341 Have a look. 387 00:23:12,884 --> 00:23:14,101 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 388 00:23:14,177 --> 00:23:18,023 Yes! Edison himself would be proud. 389 00:23:19,349 --> 00:23:21,022 (MACHINE POWERING DOWN) 390 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,320 Now, there's something else I need you to do. 391 00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:27,278 But I'd rather you just keep it between us. 392 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,692 Yes'? 393 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:32,369 Do you know how to build a hot air balloon? 394 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:37,117 (PLAYING FANFARE) 395 00:23:41,829 --> 00:23:43,206 This is all very impressive 396 00:23:43,373 --> 00:23:45,091 but you still haven't told me how you plan 397 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,839 to get this thing into the Emerald City. 398 00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:48,920 Relax. I know someone. 399 00:23:49,087 --> 00:23:50,760 What do you mean you know someone? 400 00:23:51,005 --> 00:23:52,803 Hello, Wizard. 401 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:56,765 Well, well, well. If it isn't old Sourpuss. 402 00:23:56,844 --> 00:23:58,391 (SCOFFS) My name is Knuck! 403 00:23:58,554 --> 00:23:59,897 Now, you two be nice to each other. 404 00:24:00,181 --> 00:24:01,774 - Let's move it, Wizard. - Can you give me a break? 405 00:24:01,849 --> 00:24:03,351 I'll break your nose! 406 00:24:04,227 --> 00:24:06,980 Guess I'm up. Time to do what I do, right? 407 00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:08,231 Cue the con man. 408 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:11,409 Would you stop? A con man couldn't have done all this. 409 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,528 You're much more than that. 410 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,702 Well, then, it looks like I've got you fooled, too. 411 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,160 The only person you've got fooled is yourself. 412 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,938 For protection. 413 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,019 Not that you need it. 414 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,285 Great people of Oz. 415 00:25:02,452 --> 00:25:05,331 Today we fight to free the land 416 00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:07,461 from the villainy of the Wicked Witches. 417 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,666 (CROWD CHEERING) 418 00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:10,547 We are few 419 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,962 but we are mighty! 420 00:25:12,086 --> 00:25:13,087 (CROWD CHEERING) 421 00:25:13,171 --> 00:25:14,639 - Quadlings. -(CHEERING) 422 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,466 - Tinkers. - Bully! 423 00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,350 - Munchkins. -(HIGH-PITCHED CHEERING) 424 00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:23,394 We face great odds, but we are armed with our courage, 425 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:26,184 our hard work, and most of all, 426 00:25:26,809 --> 00:25:29,437 our faith in one another. 427 00:25:29,979 --> 00:25:33,700 We have nothing to fear as long as we believe. 428 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,944 For when we do believe 429 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,246 anything is possible! 430 00:25:39,447 --> 00:25:41,324 (CROWD CHEERING WILDLY) 431 00:25:41,532 --> 00:25:43,125 Onward! 432 00:25:46,329 --> 00:25:47,831 (URGING HORSE) 433 00:26:08,809 --> 00:26:09,810 GATEKEEPER'. Haw.! 434 00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:13,439 Good day there, fellow Winkie guardsman. 435 00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:14,690 What is your business here? 436 00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:16,109 Supplies for battle. 437 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,828 We bring supplies for battle. 438 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,995 GATEKEEPER: I was told of no such delivery. 439 00:26:23,866 --> 00:26:25,163 Where are your papers of transit? 440 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,338 KNUCK: Why this delay? Do you not recognize me? 441 00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:30,794 I'm Knuck, the City Herald. 442 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,209 Sir, I'm just trying to do my... 443 00:26:34,502 --> 00:26:36,004 - What I meant was... - Hmm? 444 00:26:37,213 --> 00:26:38,214 Let them pass! 445 00:26:38,339 --> 00:26:40,512 Let them pass. 446 00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:40,697 EVANORA: What's this? 447 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,759 They dare march on us? 448 00:27:57,835 --> 00:27:59,803 - Tear them apart! - Fly! 449 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:01,930 (SCREECHING) 450 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,433 (CACKLING) 451 00:28:33,287 --> 00:28:34,413 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 452 00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:40,002 (ROARS) 453 00:28:50,179 --> 00:28:51,271 It's a trick. 454 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,477 MAN: Pull! 455 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,450 Retreat! Retreat! 456 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,800 Curse you! 457 00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:22,052 (CHEERING) 458 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:28,809 Oh, it's not over yet. 459 00:29:30,678 --> 00:29:35,058 The fog is lifting! Quadlings, fall back. 460 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,692 Into the woods! 461 00:29:37,852 --> 00:29:38,853 MAN: Watch out! 462 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,192 -(GASPING) -(SNARLING) 463 00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:43,190 Ah! 464 00:29:47,278 --> 00:29:48,279 (GRUNTING) 465 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,241 (GASPING) 466 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:02,756 Away with her. 467 00:30:12,261 --> 00:30:13,387 (SNIFFING) 468 00:30:15,264 --> 00:30:16,436 -(TWIG CRACKLES) - Oh! 469 00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:55,813 - Herald. - Great Wizard. 470 00:30:55,971 --> 00:30:56,972 Who's this? 471 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,275 Emerald City underground. Unload the carriage. 472 00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:01,185 Yes, sir. To the rear. 473 00:31:01,268 --> 00:31:02,269 MAN: Let's go! 474 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:03,653 Let's go. 475 00:31:03,813 --> 00:31:04,905 You two, get the trolley. 476 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,816 Everything's ready. All we need now is you. 477 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:07,900 Yeah, come on. 478 00:31:07,983 --> 00:31:08,984 I just have to do one thing first. 479 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,069 There's no time. 480 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,579 - Get this carriage in position. - DRIVER: Yes, sir. 481 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:12,829 Hurry! 482 00:31:12,988 --> 00:31:14,956 I told Glinda you would do this. 483 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,414 She said I was wrong about you. I guess I wasn't. 484 00:31:17,493 --> 00:31:18,494 What are you talking about? 485 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,329 I'm talking about that thing the Tinker built. 486 00:31:20,496 --> 00:31:22,339 - The balloon. - What balloon? 487 00:31:22,498 --> 00:31:23,499 (SIGHS) 488 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,092 OZ: That's my cue. 489 00:31:26,836 --> 00:31:28,258 All right, you GUYS- 490 00:31:28,337 --> 00:31:30,635 Just remember, stick to the plan. 491 00:31:30,798 --> 00:31:32,015 FINLEY: Stick to the plan? 492 00:31:32,174 --> 00:31:33,426 The plan was you. 493 00:31:33,509 --> 00:31:34,806 We're supposed to stick to you. 494 00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:37,142 You guys will do great. So long. 495 00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:39,102 KNUCK: Come back! We can't do it alone. 496 00:31:39,390 --> 00:31:41,438 - Wizard! - Wizard, I don't know what to do! 497 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,521 (STRUGGLING) 498 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:00,082 (CROWD CLAMORING) 499 00:32:01,328 --> 00:32:02,375 (GRUNTING) 500 00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:10,137 EVANORA: Citizens of Emerald City. 501 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:14,802 Witness what happens when you defy me. 502 00:32:15,843 --> 00:32:16,844 (CROWD SHOUTING) 503 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:22,684 Glinda did very well for herself today, I'll admit. 504 00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:24,147 Leave her alone! 505 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,687 Unchain her, you witch! 506 00:32:25,853 --> 00:32:27,150 MAN 1: We know the truth. 507 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:28,405 MAN 2: You poisoned the king! 508 00:32:28,564 --> 00:32:30,692 Guards! Get them under control. 509 00:32:30,858 --> 00:32:33,862 The citizens of Emerald City will not tolerate this! 510 00:32:34,028 --> 00:32:35,245 We will not! 511 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:36,322 Silence! 512 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:37,827 (CLAMORING) 513 00:32:38,449 --> 00:32:39,871 Silence! 514 00:32:43,078 --> 00:32:44,170 (swans) Ooh... 515 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,791 What should I do now? 516 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:49,294 I'd get your sister and fly out of here. 517 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:50,507 Really? 518 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,342 While you still can. 519 00:32:52,588 --> 00:32:54,386 Well, I think I'm going to do something quite different 520 00:32:54,548 --> 00:32:56,550 and I'm going to do it, 521 00:32:56,634 --> 00:33:01,060 ooh, very, very slowly, because 522 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:09,314 I just can't take the sight of that pretty, pretty face. 523 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,446 Ooh, I'm going to wipe out your light 524 00:33:13,567 --> 00:33:16,491 until there is nothing left but my darkness. 525 00:33:18,155 --> 00:33:21,534 I have been waiting for this for a long time. 526 00:33:22,409 --> 00:33:23,752 (GLINDA GROANING) 527 00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:28,003 (GLINDA CONTINUES GROANING) 528 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,889 FINLEY: Oh, no. 529 00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:48,444 He said it was going to be his greatest trick yet. 530 00:33:48,602 --> 00:33:51,401 Did he tell you the trick was on us? 531 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:03,250 How predictable. 532 00:34:05,285 --> 00:34:07,583 (GUARDS VOCALIZING) 533 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,463 (CHINA GIRL GRUNTING) 534 00:34:21,176 --> 00:34:22,177 (GRUNTING) 535 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:30,269 I knew that buffoon of yours couldn't be the Wizard. 536 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,443 (GROANING) 537 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,778 (CLAMORING) 538 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,824 (THEODORA CACKLING) 539 00:34:43,991 --> 00:34:46,494 Out of my way! 540 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,795 Give up, Glinda. 541 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:58,009 Why do you continue to resist? 542 00:34:58,213 --> 00:35:00,386 Because I believe in the Wizard. 543 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,802 So did I, once. 544 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,975 Behold! 545 00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:08,816 LOOK! 546 00:35:09,224 --> 00:35:11,318 Your Wizard! 547 00:35:12,102 --> 00:35:13,900 Where is he going? 548 00:35:14,063 --> 00:35:15,610 He's abandoning us. 549 00:35:15,773 --> 00:35:17,650 How could he? 550 00:35:24,865 --> 00:35:26,867 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 551 00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,169 - No! 552 00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:36,210 (GASPING) 553 00:35:36,376 --> 00:35:37,844 (CROWD SCREAMING) 554 00:35:39,546 --> 00:35:40,547 No! 555 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,274 (SOBBING) 556 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:55,778 Aw! 557 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:59,988 Not so great and powerful after all. 558 00:36:04,571 --> 00:36:06,790 (HUSHED WHIMPERING) 559 00:36:06,907 --> 00:36:09,330 (MUTED SOBBING) 560 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,999 GUARD: You, there! Move back! 561 00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:25,513 (SNIFFLING) 562 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,267 (QUIET SOBBING) 563 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,312 Hey. 564 00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:41,066 Hello, monkey. 565 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,906 Oz! 566 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,992 - I thought you were dead. - Shh. 567 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:48,369 You were crying pretty hard. 568 00:36:48,657 --> 00:36:49,704 Was that for me? 569 00:36:49,867 --> 00:36:52,666 Oh, no. Some of the smoke got in my eyes. 570 00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:54,250 On. Right. (CHUCKLES) 571 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,417 Wow, you fooled everybody. 572 00:36:57,499 --> 00:36:59,217 That was your greatest trick yet. 573 00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:01,003 That was just the opening act. 574 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:03,218 EVANORA: Let this be the final word. 575 00:37:03,881 --> 00:37:06,054 Your prophecy is dead. 576 00:37:06,675 --> 00:37:10,305 Like the king who spoke it and the wizard who tried to fulfill it. 577 00:37:10,470 --> 00:37:12,472 All dead. 578 00:37:12,681 --> 00:37:13,682 It's showtime. 579 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:18,692 And they will be joined in death by Glinda the Good. 580 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,578 Farewell. 581 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:31,124 Say hello to your daddy for me. 582 00:37:34,703 --> 00:37:35,704 (INHALES SHARPLY) 583 00:37:36,205 --> 00:37:37,206 (GRUNTING) 584 00:37:40,334 --> 00:37:43,383 The dreams of the people live on. 585 00:37:45,756 --> 00:37:47,303 (CROWD GASPING) 586 00:37:54,723 --> 00:37:55,724 (CROWD SCREAMING) 587 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:01,313 (GASPING) 588 00:38:02,231 --> 00:38:03,483 (ROARING) 589 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,910 Fear me not, good people of Oz. 590 00:38:14,076 --> 00:38:15,999 Fear me not. 591 00:38:16,453 --> 00:38:18,455 For it is I, 592 00:38:18,622 --> 00:38:21,045 the great and powerful 593 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:24,178 Wizard of Oz! 594 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:27,840 More tricks? After everything. 595 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,974 How dare you defy us! 596 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,680 OZ: Dare? 597 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:34,392 How dare you, wicked sisters? 598 00:38:34,554 --> 00:38:35,976 No one defies Oz! 599 00:38:36,056 --> 00:38:37,057 (CROWD CHEERING) 600 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:39,518 Guards. Destroy him. 601 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:41,187 Forward! 602 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:45,866 GUARD: Attack! 603 00:38:53,073 --> 00:38:54,700 (CLAMORING) 604 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,204 -(ROARING) -(SCREAMING) 605 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,086 (oz LAUGHING) 606 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,256 Guards! Come back here this instant! 607 00:39:05,585 --> 00:39:07,428 -(BLOWING TRUMPET) -(LAUGHING) 608 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,891 You thought you could kill me? 609 00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:13,678 Me? 610 00:39:13,844 --> 00:39:17,144 Thanks to you, I have shed my mortal shell 611 00:39:17,306 --> 00:39:21,231 and taken my true ethereal form. 612 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:23,066 (QUIET RUMBLING) 613 00:39:23,145 --> 00:39:26,900 I'm now more powerful than ever. 614 00:39:28,025 --> 00:39:30,869 I'm invincible! 615 00:39:31,028 --> 00:39:33,406 Do you still doubt me? 616 00:39:34,364 --> 00:39:36,082 Doubt you? 617 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,664 I defy you! 618 00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:40,203 (YELLS) 619 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,834 (CROWD GASPS) 620 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:45,917 (GASPING) 621 00:39:47,169 --> 00:39:48,386 (ROARING) 622 00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:56,929 Beautifully done, sister. 623 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,392 Thank you. 624 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:00,603 FINLEY: Hurry. 625 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,100 You're taking too much time. 626 00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:04,027 Hold. 627 00:40:06,688 --> 00:40:07,940 Hold. 628 00:40:13,362 --> 00:40:14,739 They think they're winning. 629 00:40:15,822 --> 00:40:16,823 Turn it back on. 630 00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:21,124 What? Turn it back on! 631 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:22,458 Oh, we got a loose wire. 632 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:23,622 Oi! 633 00:40:24,706 --> 00:40:25,707 (STAMMERING) Screw's stuck. 634 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,792 Hold on. 635 00:40:28,043 --> 00:40:29,545 Use this. 636 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:34,466 - Got it. - Right. 637 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:36,593 (CROWD GASPING) 638 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,303 (BREATH LESS GAS P) 639 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:40,806 This can't be. 640 00:40:41,098 --> 00:40:42,099 (oz LAUGHING) 641 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:44,818 You cannot defeat me. 642 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,146 I'm immortal! 643 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:52,364 I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz! 644 00:40:52,567 --> 00:40:54,410 (CHEERING) 645 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,786 Now witness and observe 646 00:40:57,948 --> 00:41:01,373 as I unleash the stars! 647 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,291 Behold! 648 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:05,915 (INHALES SHARPLY) 649 00:41:06,206 --> 00:41:07,833 (WHISTLING) 650 00:41:15,424 --> 00:41:16,846 -(EXPLODING) -(BOTH GASP) 651 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:18,510 (CROWD CLAMORING) 652 00:41:19,886 --> 00:41:21,559 So, those are fireworks. 653 00:41:27,894 --> 00:41:29,191 (GASPING) 654 00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:31,027 He is the Wizard. 655 00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:34,067 (GAS PS) 656 00:41:36,153 --> 00:41:37,746 We got Evanora. She's on the run! 657 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,246 All right! We got one! 658 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:40,991 - Yeah! -(LAUGHING) 659 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,881 Come back here, you coward! 660 00:41:48,957 --> 00:41:49,958 Glinda. 661 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,008 It's you. 662 00:41:51,084 --> 00:41:53,883 And you said that I was the weak one! 663 00:42:05,307 --> 00:42:06,308 (WHIMPERS) 664 00:42:09,019 --> 00:42:10,145 I may not be able to kill you. 665 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,026 - Now. - Okay. 666 00:42:12,189 --> 00:42:15,113 But I can kill the one you love. 667 00:42:17,652 --> 00:42:18,653 Higher. 668 00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:20,284 I'm trying. 669 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:21,824 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 670 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:23,408 (SCREAMS) 671 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,411 (GAS PS) 672 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,251 (oz LAUGHING) 673 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:32,797 (YELLS) 674 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,262 Ready! Fire! 675 00:42:41,885 --> 00:42:43,478 (SHRIEKS) 676 00:42:46,348 --> 00:42:48,817 OZ: Begone, Wicked Witch! 677 00:42:48,975 --> 00:42:50,318 Begone! 678 00:42:50,477 --> 00:42:53,526 I hate you. 679 00:42:59,319 --> 00:43:02,664 Begone, forevermore! 680 00:43:02,739 --> 00:43:04,116 (CHEERING) 681 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:06,455 The Witch is gone! The Witch is gone! Yes! 682 00:43:06,826 --> 00:43:07,873 - Whoo-hoo! - Bully, bully! 683 00:43:08,036 --> 00:43:09,413 I knew we could do it. 684 00:43:09,496 --> 00:43:10,497 Right. 685 00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:13,626 Theodora, I know your wickedness 686 00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:15,301 is not your doing 687 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,803 and should you ever again 688 00:43:16,878 --> 00:43:18,972 find the goodness within you 689 00:43:19,464 --> 00:43:21,182 you are welcome to return. 690 00:43:24,219 --> 00:43:26,062 Never! 691 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,897 (CACKLING) 692 00:43:39,609 --> 00:43:41,577 GLINDA: Not so fast. 693 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,203 You and I aren't finished yet. 694 00:43:48,118 --> 00:43:50,337 You have the throne, Glinda. 695 00:43:51,037 --> 00:43:52,789 What more could you want? 696 00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:55,379 You can't give me that. 697 00:43:56,251 --> 00:43:59,346 You took what mattered most to me. 698 00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:01,256 My father. 699 00:44:01,881 --> 00:44:05,431 I'll never again feel the comfort of his kindness 700 00:44:05,594 --> 00:44:07,847 but I'll settle for the freedom of his people. 701 00:44:08,096 --> 00:44:10,019 Of course, Glinda. 702 00:44:10,765 --> 00:44:13,018 I think at the very least, they deserve that. 703 00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:14,811 (GRUNTS) 704 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:16,479 (GROANS) 705 00:44:22,944 --> 00:44:24,366 What's the matter, Glinda? 706 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:27,206 Out of bubbles? 707 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,708 I don't need them. Bubbles are just for show. 708 00:44:33,413 --> 00:44:35,461 (BOTH STRAINING) 709 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:48,720 (GRUNTS) 710 00:44:52,474 --> 00:44:53,771 (BOTH STRAINING) 711 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,071 (GRUNTS) 712 00:45:10,325 --> 00:45:11,747 (STRAINED BREATHING) 713 00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:23,588 (GROANS) 714 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:54,748 What have you done? 715 00:46:04,337 --> 00:46:05,634 (WHIMPERING) 716 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:17,559 (GRUNTING) 717 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:20,478 (SNARLING) 718 00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:25,817 (GROWLING) 719 00:46:25,942 --> 00:46:26,943 (GASPING) 720 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:29,579 Look what you've done to me! 721 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:33,333 Now everyone will see you as you truly are. 722 00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:34,497 (GROANS) 723 00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:40,291 In the name of my father, I banish you from the Emerald City 724 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:42,755 never to return. 725 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:45,174 (SCREECHING) 726 00:46:50,759 --> 00:46:51,760 (SCREAMING) 727 00:46:53,428 --> 00:46:54,429 (GASPING) 728 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:55,513 (HISSING) 729 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,332 GLINDA: Good people of Oz, 730 00:47:18,495 --> 00:47:22,716 I have here a missive from the great Wizard himself. 731 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:26,211 "With little more than pluck and belief, 732 00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:28,505 "we made the impossible happen. 733 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:33,473 "As your Wizard, I hereby decree 734 00:47:33,635 --> 00:47:36,229 "the Land of Oz will forever be free." 735 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,434 (ALL CHEERING) 736 00:47:50,109 --> 00:47:51,281 (TOLLING) 737 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,247 MASTER TINKER: Okay. 738 00:47:58,535 --> 00:48:00,082 Close the curtains, please. 739 00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:02,213 CHINA GIRL: I'm trying. 740 00:48:02,372 --> 00:48:03,965 All right. 741 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:07,426 Let's give it a try. 742 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,887 - Is it on? -(FEEDBACK WHINING) 743 00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:11,923 Is this thing working? 744 00:48:12,048 --> 00:48:13,925 CHINA GIRL: It's Wonderful. 745 00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:15,768 Well. 746 00:48:16,845 --> 00:48:20,099 If it isn't the most beautiful witch in all of Oz. 747 00:48:20,765 --> 00:48:22,767 Hi, Glinda. 748 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:25,774 Hello, Wizard. 749 00:48:28,356 --> 00:48:30,029 Well done, Tinker. 750 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:31,906 Your machine works beautifully. 751 00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:34,112 That's just workmanship. 752 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:37,749 What you displayed was real courage. 753 00:48:37,907 --> 00:48:40,581 Your father would have been more than proud. 754 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:43,917 He would have marveled at the woman you've become. 755 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,134 Zim Zallah Bim! 756 00:48:48,543 --> 00:48:50,637 Excellent work, everyone. 757 00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:53,389 Now we're ready in case anyone 758 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,637 wants to speak with the Wizard. 759 00:48:56,050 --> 00:48:57,427 Now, remember, 760 00:48:57,594 --> 00:48:59,596 Oscar Eggs med 761 00:48:59,679 --> 00:49:02,182 so that the Wizard of Oz could live. 762 00:49:02,348 --> 00:49:06,148 When those witches come back, and they will come back, 763 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:09,281 we're going to need everyone to believe. 764 00:49:09,439 --> 00:49:11,316 Your secret's safe with us. 765 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:12,699 Good. 766 00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:16,284 And now it's time for some gifts. 767 00:49:16,446 --> 00:49:17,413 Gifts? 768 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,035 - Gifts? -(BLOWS FAN FARE) 769 00:49:19,115 --> 00:49:21,334 Knuck, not now. 770 00:49:22,452 --> 00:49:23,624 What kind of gifts? 771 00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:25,538 Well, you know I can't grant wishes, 772 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:28,007 so this will have to do. 773 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:31,052 First, the Master Tinker. 774 00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:35,181 To the man who can make anything, my lucky 775 00:49:36,299 --> 00:49:37,391 thingamajig. 776 00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:40,140 May it assist you in the reconstruction 777 00:49:40,219 --> 00:49:41,562 of the Emerald City. 778 00:49:41,721 --> 00:49:44,019 I will cherish this forever. 779 00:49:44,641 --> 00:49:46,518 Thank you for your faith in me. 780 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:50,689 And now for Sourpuss. 781 00:49:51,105 --> 00:49:52,527 My name is Knuck! 782 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:55,318 Sourpuss, I grant you something 783 00:49:55,401 --> 00:49:56,698 you are in need of most. 784 00:49:57,070 --> 00:49:59,118 Something that, where I come from 785 00:49:59,197 --> 00:50:00,824 can turn the saddest day 786 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,998 into a happy one. 787 00:50:09,082 --> 00:50:11,084 - I don't want that. - It is yours. 788 00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:13,673 - Take it back. - I cannot. 789 00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:19,516 CHINA GIRL: Knuck, 790 00:50:20,176 --> 00:50:21,553 you look nice with a smile. 791 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,141 (MASTER TINKER CHUCKLES) 792 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:25,098 You do look nice. 793 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:27,399 Thank you. 794 00:50:29,102 --> 00:50:32,447 Finley, you stood by my side 795 00:50:32,605 --> 00:50:36,576 when any monkey in his right mind would have flown away. 796 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,409 To you, I give something that I've never given to anyone. 797 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,411 (BLOVV5) 798 00:50:48,621 --> 00:50:50,794 My friendship. 799 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:56,262 Now you're my partner. You're my friend. 800 00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:00,467 That's all I ever really wanted. 801 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,645 My turn, my turn. 802 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:05,979 Come here. 803 00:51:09,058 --> 00:51:13,655 I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all. 804 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:18,280 All I can offer you is this. 805 00:51:21,654 --> 00:51:23,156 It's us. 806 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,285 I know it's not the family that you had in mind. 807 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:28,795 It's perfect. 808 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:34,337 Thank you. 809 00:51:45,386 --> 00:51:47,388 I wonder what you're gonna get. 810 00:51:47,555 --> 00:51:49,899 Oh, I don't need anything, child. 811 00:51:50,058 --> 00:51:52,652 You better have something for Glinda. 812 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,312 OZ: But of course. 813 00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:58,149 I've saved the best for last. 814 00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:02,658 For you. 815 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:07,200 A sight envied by all and seen by none. 816 00:52:07,366 --> 00:52:08,367 You'll be astounded 817 00:52:08,451 --> 00:52:12,001 by what you find behind the curtain. 818 00:52:16,542 --> 00:52:18,761 Oh, WW- 819 00:52:18,961 --> 00:52:20,588 It's very tight in here. 820 00:52:20,755 --> 00:52:22,382 It's nice, isn't it? 821 00:52:23,758 --> 00:52:25,180 I know what you're up to, Wizard. 822 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:28,438 What? I'm just giving you a tour. 823 00:52:28,930 --> 00:52:31,353 And I want to thank you. 824 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,102 For opening my eyes. 825 00:52:34,268 --> 00:52:36,020 And what do you see? 826 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:42,113 That I have everything I ever wanted. 827 00:52:46,364 --> 00:52:49,743 For the record, I knew you had it in you all along. 828 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:52,871 Greatness? 829 00:52:53,121 --> 00:52:55,874 No. Better than that. 830 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:57,793 Goodness. 831 00:53:18,146 --> 00:53:19,614 Now, Knuck. 832 00:53:20,815 --> 00:53:22,158 (BLOWING FANFARE) 833 00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:28,159 (MASTER TINKER CHUCKLES) 834 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,169 (GRAND MUSIC PLAYING) 835 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:40,152 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 836 00:55:11,968 --> 00:55:14,391 (GRAND WALTZ PLAYING) 837 00:56:01,309 --> 00:56:03,732 (RHYTHMIC POP SONG PLAYING) 838 00:56:22,538 --> 00:56:25,337 I've seen the light in the sky 839 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:28,169 In the skies like fireflies 840 00:56:28,252 --> 00:56:33,554 Burning bright, just to vanish in the dark 841 00:56:33,632 --> 00:56:36,260 I've held hope in my two hands 842 00:56:36,344 --> 00:56:39,097 That there would be another chance 843 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:45,062 To find a kingdom I believe in in my heart 844 00:56:45,144 --> 00:56:50,196 'Cause underneath the good there's something greater than you know 845 00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:57,123 When you're almost there And you're almost home 846 00:56:57,656 --> 00:57:01,160 Just open up your eyes and go, go 847 00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:08,172 When you're almost there Almost home 848 00:57:08,751 --> 00:57:15,555 Know you're not alone You're almost home 849 00:57:23,265 --> 00:57:28,692 When you run, run so far You've forgotten who you are 850 00:57:28,896 --> 00:57:33,527 Where you're from It's like some other universe 851 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,909 You count your steps Like they're regrets 852 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,740 You catch one breath Then lose the rest 853 00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:42,418 Wrong is right Right is left 854 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:45,292 And there's nowhere left to turn 855 00:57:45,788 --> 00:57:50,919 So don't believe in everything you think, you think you know 856 00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:57,759 When you're almost there And you're almost home 857 00:57:58,217 --> 00:58:01,938 Just open up your eyes and go, go 858 00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:08,486 When you're almost there Almost home 859 00:58:09,395 --> 00:58:16,324 Know you're not alone You're almost home 860 00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:28,039 When you let your heart be the compass 861 00:58:29,748 --> 00:58:34,094 You won't get lost Not if you trust it 862 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:39,809 When you hear the sound of the trumpet 863 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:43,771 Louder than ever before 864 00:58:45,973 --> 00:58:52,902 Oh, when you're almost there Almost home 865 00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:57,159 Just open up your eyes and go, go 866 00:58:57,234 --> 00:59:03,412 'Cause you're almost there Almost home 867 00:59:04,575 --> 00:59:11,379 Know you're not alone You're almost home