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TO ROME WITH LOVE

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I had a dream to never return.
("FLY" by Domenico Modugno)

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I painted my hands and face blue.

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Then suddenly I was abducted by the wind,

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and I started to fly in the infinite sky.

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Flying, oh, oh

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Singing, oh, oh, oh, oh

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Into the blue painted blue

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I was happy to be there.

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And I flew flew happily,
higher than the sun, and still higher.

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As the world slowly disappeared far away,

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soft music played only for me.

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Flying, oh, oh

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Singing, oh, oh, oh, oh

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Come, come, come.

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Oh-oh, a damned barrier. Bang!

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Sorry. I don't speak English very well.

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I'm from Roma. My job, as you can see,
is to see that the traffic move.

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I stand up here, and I see everything.
All people. I see life.

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In this city, all is a story.

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See that young man over there?
He's a Roman, Michelangelo.

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Oh, uh... Excuse me.
Um... Trevi Fountain?

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- Uh... so it's two blocks...
- Uh-huh, two blocks...

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- and then across the piazza.
- OK, and that's Piazza Mignanelli?

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- No.
- OK, no. Piazza di Spagna is this... No?

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- No. This is Piazza Venezia, right?
- OK.

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Look, I'll show you.
Um... this is Piazza...

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I don't... I don't know.

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Uh, look, you know what?
I'm going that way, I can show you.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.
You speak very good English.

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That's because of my work.
I visit New York often.

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Oh, that's where I'm from.

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- What do you do?
- I'm a lawyer.

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- And you're, let me guess, a tourist.
- For the summer.

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- I'm Hayley. Hi.
- Hi. Michelangelo.

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It's been an unbelievable summer.

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We read about in all those romantic
novels, American goes to Rome,

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meets handsome Roman at Trevi Fountain.

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No, he's utterly adorable.

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Now, Antonio and Milly
were also a young couple in Rome.

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They married in the little town of Pordenone,

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and came to Rome for their honeymoon
with plans to settle there.

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And then there was that well-known
American architect,

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concluding his vacation
with a few days in Rome.

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And finally, we meet Leopoldo Pisanello,
an average Roman citizen of the middle class,

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dependable, agreeable, predictable.

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I think it happened so fast.

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I can't wait to bring you home
and introduce you to my parents.

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I can't wait to meet them.

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- It is delicious.
- Buono, mama.

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And what do you do, Hayley?

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Uh... I'm self-employed.
I help clients find art.

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My background is in fine art.

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He's lawyer. I'm very proud.

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All my children, I work night and day
so they get to education.

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We want to meet your parents.
They come to Rome?

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Oh... well, yes, as a matter of fact,
they're on their way.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we're beginning our
descent into Fiumicino airport in Rome.

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We may experience some turbulence.
Please keep your seat belts fastened,

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and make sure all trays
are in appropriate position.

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Great, turbulence!
My favorite!

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No. You just relax and
stop clenching your fists.

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I can't unclench when this turbulence...
You know I'm an atheist.

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I don't like this. It's bumping.
The plane is bumping.

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- I don't like it moves like that.
- I can't wait to meet her fiance.

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You know he's a communist.

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There's not even a communist party here anymore.
No, he's just very very left.

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Hey, listen, I was very left
when I was his age too.

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But... but I was never a communist.

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I couldn't share a bathroom.

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Ok... He's not a communist,
he's just a do-gooder.

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What... what does it mean, "a do-gooder"?

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Who believes not into
material possessions, you know.

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What? Well, look,
if she's gonna marry an Italian,

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I want her to marry somebody with,
you know, with material possessions,

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with a yacht, with a couple of Ferraris,
with... with a villa in Sardinia, you know.

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Don't you want our little Hayley
to marry into a "Eurotrash"?

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Wow, I don't like it.

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- I don't the plane does that!
- Just stop it!

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- It's not...
- Stop it! Just relax.

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- I don't like it. I get a bad feeling.
- OK? Breathe.

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Please.
Thank you.

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- You like this? - A lot.
- It's beautiful. - Yes, Yes.

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Look, love, it's late.
My uncles are coming. Come on.

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Yes, but what if they don't like me,
what will we do?

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- Love, but what do you care?
- Be... - You are so beautiful!

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You just have to be yourself.
Don't worry.

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They are important people. Maybe a little
harsh, but not put off.

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They are nice.

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Next week I will be working in their company.

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I do not want to say or do things that could compromise...

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.. this wonderful opportunity that they offer.

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- You will do nicely. Trust me.
Will I? - Of course.

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Listen, what I was saying
on the train...

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Yes, I will probably miss
Pordenone,...

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.. But it is a job that I cannot refuse.

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Do you realize!
If all goes well, we will live in Rome.

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We will meet wonderful people.
We will have children.

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And maybe one day we will have a
villa with servants, like my uncles.

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Yes, but I have to go to the hairdresser.

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I look like a schoolhouse teacher
with this hair.

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- I should be a little 'more chic.
- It 's late. You have to go now?

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- It'll only take a moment. I'll be quick.
- I would not make them wait...

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- Okay. Hurry though, eh?
- Okay.

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- Goodbye.
- Hurry up, eh.

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I'm sorry,
the hairdresser is full.

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- There is no one else around here?
- Sure.

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You leave the building, go right,
second left,...

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.. Pass under an arch,
immediately to the right, there is a bridge.

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After the bridge, the first
left, straight ahead.

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- It is on the right.
- Thank you.

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The food is better than Malibu,
I would say that.

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I can't wait to do some sight seeing.

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Oh, John can show us around.
He used to live here.

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Oh, God, Carol.
It was thirty years ago.

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So?

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- It must've been great then.
- That was fabulous.

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I was young and in love,
and a complete fool.

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But it's the eternal city,
it never changes.

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And I too want to go to see the ruins.
It is Rome after all.

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All those old ruins just depress me.

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I'll get Ozymandias melancholia.

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Besides, I saw it all when I lived here.

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So we'll leave you and then
we'll hook up later. OK?

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I'm just not a good sightseer.
I prefer just to walk through the streets.

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"Ozymandias melancholia",
where did you get that phrase?

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"ARRIVEDERCI ROMA" by Renato Rascel
(Instrumental Version)

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Excuse me, are you...
are you John Foye?

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Yes. How do you know that?

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Right. I recognized your picture
from the Herald Tribune.

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You designed all those shopping malls.

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- That's how you're picking me?
- No, I'm an architect.

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- Well, studying to be, anyhow.
- Really?

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Yeah. You... you working
on a project in Rome?

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Uh... no, on vacation. I lived in Rome
for a year when I was your age.

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- Really? Whe... Where?
- Here, Trastevere.

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Yeah? I... I live here,
I'm on Via dei Uffiti.

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That's my old stomping ground.

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I've been wandering around all day,
I can't seem to find it.

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Really? No, it's literally
two blocks up to the left.

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- Well, I...
- What?

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- Do you... do you want me to show you?
- I don't know if I should revisit it.

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But... OK, why not?

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This honey is from the square in Rome,
right in the middle.

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Two euros! But it is good! Oh!
Come on, finish your breakfast. Thank you.

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You have to eat. Camilla where is it?

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Did you see?
Do you know why there's all this unemployment?

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Because people are spoiled
by the latest technologies.

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- What movie? - It is too late!
- Mangia! Always late!

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I think the world will end now that all
the planet speaks Chinese.

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- Who wants your opinion!
- I'm telling you.

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They don't give a damn about anyone
or what we think.

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- We just have to pay taxes.
- We pay taxes, right.

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Look who it is.

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 Where were you when I was in the elevator
stuck for two hours?

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Being young and unmarried...
Or, at least, one of the two.

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- Did you see when she did that?
- Beautiful!

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- Don't believe it. - Why?
- The weekend is on his mind.

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But when?
Always.

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- If you want my opinion...
- Again?! - Can I say something?!

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I think...

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- It was a romantic movie, very interesting.
- I did not understand anything.

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It's a most beautiful story of "The King's Speech."

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- It was most beautiful.
- What do you mean? - I do not understand.

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- What was intended by the author.
- Why?! - Not at all wanted!

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- The incomprehensibility of life...
- Let's eat?

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- Do you see that...
- Yes.

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- If I had to vote for an Oscar,
I'd have doubts. - But you do not vote...

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- Who is it? Maria! - I want to see.
- If I had to vote...

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I can't see who it is,
but I think it's Brad Pitt.

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"This week we are
interviewing Tony Blair,...

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... the winner of Miss Universe,
and Johnny Depp."

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Oh, my God, look at this city!

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You're tipping him in euros.

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When you realize what you just gave him,
you're gonna have a heart attack.

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Well, you know, they gave us
such a great room, Phyllis.

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- Yeah.
- And I'm delighted to be here.

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- This is great.
- See, you always used to travel for work.

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Isn't it nice to be some place for pleasure?

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No. I... I miss work.
I don't like being retired.

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You know, I... I keep having
fantasies that I'm gonna...

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gonna wind up an old person...

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in a... in a hotel lobby
watching a communal television set,

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drooling with a colostomy bag or something.

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- You equate retirement with death.
- Yes, exactly. Exactly.

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Yeah, but it's a fantasy,
because you're not dying.

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No, I'm not dying now!

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But, you know, it's conceivable
I might one day.

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You know, I'm... I'm talking
fifty, sixty years from now.

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- Can I get a little water, or...?
- Sure.

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You know, I haven't made my mark, I haven't
really achieved what I wanted to do.

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Oh, you did just fine. Your problem was
you just a little ahead of your time.

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Hey, I'm way ahead of my time.

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You know, you married a very bright guy.
I got... I got a 150, 160 IQ.

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You're figuring it in euros,
in dollars it's much less.

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Hello!

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- Oh, darling!
- Hi, Mom!

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- Hi, Dad! How are you?
- Good, good.

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- This Michelangelo.
- Hi.

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- This is my father, my mother.
- Nice to meet you.

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- Did you have a good trip?
- Good trip? Yeah, we have a good trip.

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I thought it was all bumpy
when we're landed, but... you know...

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Probably you'll read
about it on the paper,

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if the airline ever
recovers the black box.

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So our plan is to get married
around Christmas.

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Oh, really? Uh... you...
you're a lawyer, Michaelangelo?

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"Michel".

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- Michel... Michel? They call you Michel?
- Yes.

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Yes, for the oppressed,
those who cannot pay.

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Ah, pro bono.
So... should be taking in washing soon.

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- Um... would you like to drink or something?
- Sure.

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- Yeah. Water?
- Um... I'm...

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- Would you like water or...?
- Yeah, water. - Water is fine.

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Hayley told me that you're working
in the music business?

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I did. I'm retired. I...

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I used to work for a classical music
division of a record company.

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I was an opera director for many years.

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You know, Michelangelo's
great grandfather knew Verdi.

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Really? Well, I... I staged
some Verdi, I did.

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Basically, I did avant-garde staff,
atonal things.

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But I... I jazzed up a couple of classics.

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You know, I did... I did a production of Rigoletto,
where all the characters were dressed as white mice.

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00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:05,849
I did... I did Tosca once,
and all in a phone booth.

224
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,619
Jerry was ahead of his time.

225
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:12,104
Yeah, I was... I was a little, you know,
a little fast for mass appeal, but, uh...

226
00:15:12,117 --> 00:15:17,811
you know, then... then the productions
got between the critics, and cost the unions...

227
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,142
I'm sorry. You don't like the unions?

228
00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:22,877
Well... you know, the unions...

229
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:26,118
You know, without the unions,
the worker would be ground into dust.

230
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:31,008
Yes, I understand where...
what you're saying, Michaelangelo, but I...

231
00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:33,134
"Michel", Michelangelo.

232
00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:35,506
- What?
- "Michel"!

233
00:15:35,521 --> 00:15:38,095
"Michel"? Yeah.
That Michaelangelo, the painter!

234
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:40,880
Only with... with him, for some reason,
he's "Michel". Um...

235
00:15:40,904 --> 00:15:45,392
Michelangelo feels very deeply
about the workers.

236
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:55,887
Excuse me... Excuse me, can you tell me where
this address is?

237
00:15:55,970 --> 00:16:00,016
Er... Er... Ah, yes... ah, yes...

238
00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:02,852
Take the first right.

239
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:07,273
Go a hundred meters.
You will find an ice cream parlor.

240
00:16:07,274 --> 00:16:15,240
Then go straight for 50 meters
when there go left.

241
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,284
- Thank you.
- Your welcome.

242
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:32,424
At the next traffic light crossing...

243
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,554
There is a seafood restaurant,
you cannot go wrong.

244
00:16:35,637 --> 00:16:41,559
It is straight on, turn right, then again
100 meters and turn right again.

245
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:46,565
- Do you follow me?
- Yes, yes, thank you. Thank you. - Your welcome.

246
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,007
Here, this is where I live.

247
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:46,339
Christ, this might have been my exact street!

248
00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:49,305
- Can I ask you in for a coffee?
- Coffee?

249
00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:51,744
Yeah. Yeah, come on in.
Sally makes great espresso.

250
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:53,949
- Sally?
- Yeah, my girlfriend.

251
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:56,080
She's a... she's studying here.

252
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,343
- Hey, Sally!
- Hi!

253
00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:01,673
Hey, I brought someone home
who used to live here.

254
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,462
- Oh, my gosh!
- Yeah. This is John Foye.

255
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,749
- This is Sally.
- Wow, hey.

256
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:07,457
- Hello. - I know.
- Sally. That's so... Wow!

257
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,235
- You're right. She's lovely.
- She's the best.

258
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,371
Oh, can I give you something to drink?
I can make some coffee.

259
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,505
That'll be great, honey, yeah.
Thank you very much.

260
00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:19,125
Oh, my gosh! Uh... my friend, Monica,
she called, she's going to be in Rome,

261
00:18:19,134 --> 00:18:20,971
and I told her she could stay with us.

262
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:23,269
Ah, well, so I'll finally get to meet her.

263
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:27,502
She just broke up with her boyfriend,
so she's a bit at loose ends.

264
00:18:27,518 --> 00:18:29,667
Trouble . . "Trouble in River City".

265
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:30,786
What trouble? Why... why trouble?

266
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,192
You just gonna love her.

267
00:18:32,202 --> 00:18:39,854
She's smart and funny, and interesting.
Men just adore her.

268
00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:42,902
I think it's because of the sexual vibe
that she gives off.

269
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:46,293
- Um-hm, and how long is she coming for?
- Oh, I don't know.

270
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,318
Between the breakup and...then
her acting career isn't going that well.

271
00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:53,616
Jesus Christ, can't you see
the situation is fraught with peril?

272
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:54,323
Come on, give me a break.

273
00:18:54,337 --> 00:18:56,199
Her friend is coming. Why do I care?
I'm not looking for anything?

274
00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:58,215
I'm perfectly happy with Sally, and uh...

275
00:18:58,257 --> 00:19:00,953
Actually judging from Sally's
description of Monica

276
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:03,390
as kind of like a neurotic
unpredictable type.

277
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:07,103
Beautiful, funny, smart,
sexual, and also neurotic.

278
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,802
It's like filling
an inside straight.

279
00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:14,582
"Monica"... even her name is hot.

280
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:49,254
- Congratulations. - Yes?
- I have a super gift for you.

281
00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:52,758
- What gift?
 -A special gift for a special man.

282
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,970
- What is this special gift?
- It's Me!

283
00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:58,765
I'm already all paid for.
I'm all yours, all yours.

284
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:02,643
- Look, there must be a mistake.
- You can do whatever you like.

285
00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:06,647
- Ah, yes? Please, go away.
- I cannot. You're upset.

286
00:20:06,732 --> 00:20:12,237
- Who...?!
- They told me that you're stressed and
you'd be surprised.

287
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,783
- But you are the lucky winner.
- Winner of what?!

288
00:20:15,784 --> 00:20:18,534
- The winner of the contest.
- But what contest?

289
00:20:18,535 --> 00:20:23,290
Domi and Fabio have paid me and told me
to congratulate you.

290
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,793
That they were wrong and that you need
to accept their apologies.

291
00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:31,507
- These two gentlemen I do not know them.
Will you leave?
- I will not tell.

292
00:20:31,549 --> 00:20:34,802
I am here to fulfill your dreams.

293
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:37,805
Please, Miss. Leave!

294
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:41,058
But you're Mr. Debroca,
room 504.

295
00:20:41,143 --> 00:20:43,937
I'm not Mr. Debroca
but the room is right.

296
00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:47,941
- Please, leave now...
- Is anyone there?

297
00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:54,155
- Sorry, sorry.
- I told you to wait.

298
00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:58,034
No, it's not like you think.
Have a seat, please.

299
00:20:58,077 --> 00:21:01,287
We were to meet at noon, the door was open...

300
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:06,794
- So you do not enter without knocking!
- Nice way to meet your wife!

301
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:09,838
- This is not my wife.
- No!

302
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,966
I hope you're joking.

303
00:21:14,469 --> 00:21:17,680
Of course I'm kidding.
She's my wife.

304
00:21:19,057 --> 00:21:21,059
I am Uncle Paul.

305
00:21:22,186 --> 00:21:24,312
Giovanna.

306
00:21:24,355 --> 00:21:26,606
Uncle Sal.

307
00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:29,066
Aunt Rita.

308
00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:30,819
Anna.

309
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:36,074
- Anna! But isn't your name Milly?
- Milly?...

310
00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:40,120
Milly, of course, Milly.
Anna is the second name.

311
00:21:40,204 --> 00:21:42,372
- Milly!
- Milly.

312
00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:46,460
We will be waiting downstairs,
don't worry. Come on.

313
00:21:46,502 --> 00:21:50,089
- Paul... - Yes
- Yes, yes. - See you later.

314
00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:59,139
I want to die! My life is over!
I am ruined!

315
00:21:59,224 --> 00:22:02,143
Tell them the truth,
that there was a mistake.

316
00:22:02,144 --> 00:22:06,648
But how?! They've seen us
on the bed! I am in my underwear...

317
00:22:06,732 --> 00:22:09,795
They won't understand...
What they'll think...

318
00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:12,403
I'll never convince
them, it's useless.

319
00:22:12,489 --> 00:22:17,743
They will think I called an escort.
Why did you jump on me?

320
00:22:17,784 --> 00:22:20,786
I was paid to make love with Mr.
Debroca.

321
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:24,875
- And leave the door open! - Yes
- Are you an idiot? - I thought it was closed.

322
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:29,671
They're the kind of people who think
they are in charge of everything.

323
00:22:29,672 --> 00:22:33,175
Milly's coming.
We have to get out of here.

324
00:22:33,176 --> 00:22:35,802
You have to pretend to be my wife.

325
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:39,932
I pretend to be your wife?
I'm no actress. Plus...

326
00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:43,686
-You just called me an "idiot".
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

327
00:22:43,687 --> 00:22:49,192
I need your help because if
Milly comes, I'll jump out the window.

328
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:53,071
- Do you not understand that sooner or later
they'll discover everything?

329
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,907
I need time,
then I'll think of something.

330
00:22:55,951 --> 00:22:58,953
It is important that we leave immediately
and get away.

331
00:22:59,686 --> 00:23:02,906
- Can you walk faster?
- I'm walking fine. Relax.

332
00:23:02,991 --> 00:23:04,801
Her flight should've landed.

333
00:23:04,815 --> 00:23:06,782
Right, by the time she goes through customs
and luggage it'll be about an hour.

334
00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:09,071
I hope you don't fall in love with her.

335
00:23:09,084 --> 00:23:11,157
In love with her? What...
what the hell does that mean?

336
00:23:11,169 --> 00:23:16,466
- Well, men always just go crazy for her.
- Well, I'm... I'm crazy for you.

337
00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:19,404
OK, That... that's her.
Monica!

338
00:23:20,864 --> 00:23:26,401
- Hi!
- Hi! It's so good to see you!

339
00:23:26,557 --> 00:23:30,916
- You look so great!
- Stop it!

340
00:23:31,569 --> 00:23:32,919
Nothing special, right?

341
00:23:32,929 --> 00:23:36,241
No, nothing special at all.
Like... I got no buzz.

342
00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:38,491
I mean, look at her,
this... this is the hot "femme fatale"?

343
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,674
Of course, she has been flying for 14 hours.

344
00:23:40,688 --> 00:23:44,347
But you would admit
there is something about her.

345
00:23:44,361 --> 00:23:47,534
All I can say is that if something
is clicking, it's so subconscious,

346
00:23:47,539 --> 00:23:48,634
I'm... I'm totally unaware.

347
00:23:48,643 --> 00:23:51,500
She's no big deal, certainly not
some formidable heartbreaker.

348
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,024
She's...
she's a disheveled, out of work actress.

349
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,818
...for so long, now you're here. I just...

350
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,172
- Hi! Hi, I'm Jack.
- This is Monica.

351
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,338
Hi, it's so nice to meet you.

352
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,650
I'm sorry. I mean, I must look awful.

353
00:24:02,689 --> 00:24:05,907
- Please don't make any snap judgments.
- No, you look fine.

354
00:24:06,526 --> 00:24:08,289
I just... I can never sleep on the plane.

355
00:24:08,309 --> 00:24:10,800
I had a Scotch and three Ambien,
but still...

356
00:24:11,089 --> 00:24:14,147
Pretty cozy this ride into town.

357
00:24:14,164 --> 00:24:16,555
I keep telling you
I have no interest in Monica.

358
00:24:16,608 --> 00:24:19,603
I just hope having her around is
not gonna interfere with my work.

359
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:25,043
But there is an element of excitement,
a germ, a spark, one molecule...

360
00:24:25,054 --> 00:24:26,342
God...

361
00:24:26,354 --> 00:24:30,124
I see it so clearly now.
But I'm older.

362
00:24:30,707 --> 00:24:32,500
- Thank you, the dinner was great.
- Thanks.

363
00:24:32,521 --> 00:24:35,105
Ah, yeah, you're becoming
a really great Italian chef.

364
00:24:35,149 --> 00:24:39,901
Well, I figured it was just her first
night here, so...uh, why not stay in?

365
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,113
Yeah, it's perfect,
just the three of us.

366
00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:45,153
- Wha... what are you reading?
- Oh, the poetry of Yeats.

367
00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:47,886
"The gong-tormented sea."

368
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,002
Yeah... yeah, you know it?

369
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:52,085
Do you wanna talk about
the breakup with Donald?

370
00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:57,088
Well, Donald was gay. Um, it was my ego
that thought I could change him,

371
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,979
and I couldn't. Believe me, I tried.

372
00:24:59,992 --> 00:25:01,797
Yeah? How does one try?

373
00:25:02,358 --> 00:25:06,467
Well, I mean... I don't wanna
get graphic, but...

374
00:25:06,479 --> 00:25:09,874
I mean, let's just say that
I gave it my all.

375
00:25:09,893 --> 00:25:12,482
And it's such a shame,
because he's so brilliant,

376
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,077
and he's so wonderful out of that.

377
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,798
I mean, so much fun to be with.

378
00:25:16,809 --> 00:25:19,911
I... I tried to show him
how sex with a woman...

379
00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:24,770
...could be as exciting or even more so
than with someone from his own sex.

380
00:25:24,798 --> 00:25:28,442
Then he tried, he... he did try.

381
00:25:28,457 --> 00:25:31,453
But in the end, I... uh,
I struck out. So...

382
00:25:31,466 --> 00:25:34,1000
I remember you saying how much fun
you have when he took you to Paris.

383
00:25:35,013 --> 00:25:36,702
Have you ever had sex with a man?

384
00:25:36,723 --> 00:25:39,456
Me? Se... sex with a man?
God! No...no, no!

385
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:42,888
I mean, no. It's not something
I'm interested in ever doing...

386
00:25:42,903 --> 00:25:47,935
Why are you blushing?
Probably because you wanna try it.

387
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:51,431
Look, I always had a little yen
for sleeping with a woman,

388
00:25:51,448 --> 00:25:56,807
and when I finally did,
and it was... was very intense,

389
00:25:56,828 --> 00:26:00,419
it was very exciting but unnerving.

390
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,174
I really have no repressed...

391
00:26:02,197 --> 00:26:04,929
I... I shot this TV movie once, and...

392
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:09,134
one of the scenes it was with this
incredible lingerie model.

393
00:26:09,147 --> 00:26:11,694
I mean, she was to die.

394
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:15,096
And... and for whatever reason,
I... I get this message one day...

395
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:19,709
...from the assistant director that Miss Lee
would like me to go to her dressing room.

396
00:26:19,905 --> 00:26:25,126
And why she was so suddenly
obsessed with me, I don't know.

397
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:30,246
And... and I go.
And she's in her robe.

398
00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:37,591
And she takes it off,
and gives me a big hug and kiss.

399
00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:47,284
And I just become crazed.
I mean, I become so excited.

400
00:26:47,342 --> 00:26:51,449
I mean, she was just
too beautiful to turn down.

401
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,104
We had the thing for like. .

402
00:26:55,194 --> 00:27:01,672
three months. Yeah, it was like
being in an erotic dream.

403
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:05,753
And... and on the one hand,
yes, it was very exciting,

404
00:27:06,553 --> 00:27:09,523
but on the other hand,
just very confusing.

405
00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:13,253
And... and that's when I started seeing
the shrink five days a week.

406
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,481
Well, fortunately, Jamal came along,
and we had a great relationship.

407
00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:25,468
And as great as the orgasms were
with Victoria.

408
00:27:25,995 --> 00:27:31,284
They were stronger with Jamal,
and just a lot less bewildering.

409
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,179
Excuse me.

410
00:27:35,597 --> 00:27:37,166
She is something, isn't she?

411
00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:38,081
Yeah, give me...

412
00:27:38,082 --> 00:27:41,581
I need a few minutes to recover from
her story, it's still vibrating.

413
00:27:41,602 --> 00:27:43,001
I think she's so fun.

414
00:27:43,085 --> 00:27:44,829
Yeah, but look, finally what she got,

415
00:27:44,858 --> 00:27:48,583
I mean, no... no real acting career,
no relationship that's remotely stable,

416
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,969
sleeping pills, shrinks...

417
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:52,692
You sound like you try to convince yourself.

418
00:27:53,354 --> 00:27:57,361
Hey, I've got a great idea.
Let's go for a little walk tonight.

419
00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:01,624
Oh, no, I'm exhausted.
But, um... why don't you take her, Jack?

420
00:28:01,637 --> 00:28:04,248
Oh, no... no... no!
God, no! That will be a catastrophe!

421
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:05,602
Why are you so worried?

422
00:28:05,611 --> 00:28:08,253
You think of me as the seductress,
this is your problem.

423
00:28:08,261 --> 00:28:12,656
Bullshit! You deliberately made up this
provocative story with some lingerie model.

424
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,498
It was true, most of it. OK?

425
00:28:14,514 --> 00:28:17,379
I... I exaggerated a little.
I like to embellish.

426
00:28:17,390 --> 00:28:19,071
It's part of my creative charm.

427
00:28:19,094 --> 00:28:20,916
Come on! Come on,
why don't you come?

428
00:28:20,963 --> 00:28:24,520
Sally, you've go to go along with them.

429
00:29:14,844 --> 00:29:21,224
What's the matter?! Are you crazy!
Go! You have the wrong person!

430
00:29:21,225 --> 00:29:25,188
Sofia! Sofia!

431
00:29:25,229 --> 00:29:28,858
- Sofia! Whats happening?!
- What do you want?!

432
00:29:35,115 --> 00:29:38,952
Call the police!
Go away! I am serious!

433
00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:44,332
I'm going to work!
I have to go to work! These people are crazy!

434
00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:47,251
- What is this car?!
-You'll be late for the studio.

435
00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:52,757
- But I'm late for work!
- Get in, Get in.

436
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:55,344
Sofia... come with me.

437
00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:14,029
Hello and welcome to TG3.

438
00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:19,285
Today we have a special guest:
Leopoldo Pisanello.

439
00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:23,622
- Welcome, Mr. Pisanello.
Welcome to TG3. - Thank you, yes...

440
00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:26,917
Excuse me, but why am I here?

441
00:30:27,003 --> 00:30:31,047
To answer our questions,
for our interview.

442
00:30:31,132 --> 00:30:34,050
- What did you have for breakfast?
- Me?

443
00:30:34,051 --> 00:30:40,266
Er... coffee latte and two slices of bread with butter and jam.

444
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:43,309
Two slices of bread... And how was it?

445
00:30:44,061 --> 00:30:46,063
Good... toasted.

446
00:30:46,147 --> 00:30:50,067
- Ah, so you prefer toast.
- Yes, that's right, yes.

447
00:30:50,151 --> 00:30:52,945
Why? Can I ask you?

448
00:30:52,946 --> 00:30:59,077
I don't know. I just like it.
I usually prefer toast.

449
00:30:59,077 --> 00:31:02,955
- White or whole wheat?
- White.

450
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,416
So we can say without a shadow of a doubt...

451
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:09,463
.. Leopold Pisanello prefers two slices of bread toasted.

452
00:31:11,089 --> 00:31:15,802
Yes, and a latte... without sugar.

453
00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:20,474
Do you shave before or after breakfast?

454
00:31:27,607 --> 00:31:31,359
- Extraordinary!
- Me?

455
00:31:31,444 --> 00:31:33,445
Me?

456
00:31:39,869 --> 00:31:43,706
Still here? Enough! Go! Sofia!

457
00:31:43,707 --> 00:31:46,250
Sofia! Go away!

458
00:31:47,628 --> 00:31:51,339
Leopoldo! You were great!

459
00:31:51,381 --> 00:31:55,093
- The phone hasn't stopped ringing.
- Yes, but...

460
00:31:55,135 --> 00:31:57,888
They want you on tomorrow's news at 8 pm.

461
00:31:57,971 --> 00:32:02,224
- What are you saying! Me? But why?
- You're famous!

462
00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:06,557
-95  -95
Oh, I don't know.
I can't find the address.

463
00:32:06,585 --> 00:32:09,902
This is 91. So it's...
This goes down.

464
00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:11,931
- That's 93.
- Uh-huh.

465
00:32:12,569 --> 00:32:15,076
Can't be 95.
95 is a funeral parlour.

466
00:32:15,086 --> 00:32:17,607
- Oh, then we're right!
- What do you mean, we're right?

467
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,590
Mr. Santoli is a mortician.

468
00:32:19,959 --> 00:32:21,261
You're kidding?

469
00:32:21,285 --> 00:32:24,242
He owns a funeral parlour,
and don't make an issue of it.

470
00:32:24,331 --> 00:32:27,688
Jeez, the kid's a communist,
the father's a mortician.

471
00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:29,826
Does the mother run a leper colony?

472
00:32:29,855 --> 00:32:31,543
I guess they live upstairs.

473
00:32:31,578 --> 00:32:37,019
- Excuse me, 9... 95's... 95?
- Yes. 95. Santoli.

474
00:32:37,063 --> 00:32:38,202
Yes, yes.

475
00:32:38,378 --> 00:32:41,865
- Someone dead.
- No, but it's early.

476
00:32:41,889 --> 00:32:43,996
No, no.
We're Hayley's parents.

477
00:32:44,016 --> 00:32:45,437
- Hayley's parents?
- Yes.

478
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:49,269
Welcome, welcome!
Such a big pleasure to meet you!

479
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:54,284
Oh... I'm sorry. I've not cleaned up.
I work all day, but...

480
00:32:54,297 --> 00:32:56,709
Please, come to our place.
We live over there.

481
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,796
- Please, follow me.
- Thank you, thank you very much!

482
00:32:58,819 --> 00:33:01,866
- Did you have a nice trip?
- Oh, it was wonderful, wonderful.

483
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,904
Please, come in.
Mariangela, come here!

484
00:33:06,928 --> 00:33:09,385
- Hayley's parents have arrived.
- Oh, hello!

485
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:11,740
- Phyllis, Jerry.
- So nice to meet you.

486
00:33:11,765 --> 00:33:12,483
Good morning.

487
00:33:12,587 --> 00:33:16,478
- Oh, Mariangela don't speak good English.
- No... - No.

488
00:33:16,642 --> 00:33:20,243
- What do you drink?
- Well... wine would be great.

489
00:33:20,859 --> 00:33:23,319
Michelangelo and Hayley
should be here any minute.

490
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,412
But if you excuse me now,
I need to go to clean up.

491
00:33:26,815 --> 00:33:31,360
- Mariangela, open the bottle and pour him a drink.
- I'm going to open it.

492
00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:35,364
- Meanwhile you sit down.
- Ok. - Be right back. - Yes

493
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,642
- Hello!
- mama!

494
00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:40,141
- Hi. Hi!

495
00:33:40,383 --> 00:33:42,603
You just find the place OK, right?

496
00:33:42,614 --> 00:33:46,764
We just followed a passing hearse,
and here we are, you know.

497
00:33:47,085 --> 00:33:50,504
- You have arrived! Well! - Hello.
- Taste my specialties.

498
00:33:50,466 --> 00:33:54,737
Oh, Mom, the green ones are
like Tapenade. They're so good.

499
00:33:54,746 --> 00:33:57,151
- You should try them, they're amazing.
- Oh, OK.

500
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,912
Oh...

501
00:33:59,331 --> 00:34:03,769
Well... I'm sorry.
Excuse me. It's great.

502
00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:07,159
I mean, I try and make this,
but I never get this taste.

503
00:34:07,177 --> 00:34:10,289
She could teach you.
Teach her to make croutons.

504
00:34:10,306 --> 00:34:12,114
- Yes, OK.
- No. Oh, no, really.

505
00:34:12,132 --> 00:34:16,228
- Come on, free cooking lesson.
- I... I don't wanna be...

506
00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:21,205
Have one. I have to kinda...

507
00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:23,997
Please.

508
00:34:28,971 --> 00:34:30,859
Formaldehyde!

509
00:34:31,131 --> 00:34:36,928
(Giancarlo) The time has fled...

510
00:34:37,012 --> 00:34:45,270
(Giancarlo) And I die in despair!

511
00:34:45,313 --> 00:34:54,154
And I die in despair!

512
00:34:55,073 --> 00:35:19,959
And I've never loved life so much!
Victory!

513
00:35:20,274 --> 00:35:21,896
She showed me how to make these, Jerry,

514
00:35:21,932 --> 00:35:25,904
but, of course, she gets mozzarella
fresh everyday from Naples.

515
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,360
- What do you do, Phyllis?
- I'm a psychiatrist.

516
00:35:29,376 --> 00:35:32,868
Oh! A psychiatrist.

517
00:35:34,976 --> 00:35:37,204
I've never been to Naples,
but I hear it's beautiful.

518
00:35:37,229 --> 00:35:39,517
There's no cooking like in Naples.

519
00:35:39,542 --> 00:35:41,721
You see much of Italy, Jerry?

520
00:35:42,989 --> 00:35:45,309
Jerry, he's asking you a question.

521
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:49,645
Yes... Naples.

522
00:35:52,472 --> 00:35:56,784
Have you... have you ever
taken singing lessons, Giancarlo?

523
00:35:57,108 --> 00:35:59,888
Singing lessons? No.
What for?

524
00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:04,640
You, well, you have just a natural voice.

525
00:36:04,989 --> 00:36:07,616
I'm no singer.
I sing for me.

526
00:36:07,884 --> 00:36:09,673
Since I was a boy.

527
00:36:09,778 --> 00:36:14,399
- You have a very very beautiful gift.
- Yeah.

528
00:36:14,788 --> 00:36:20,248
But, no. She says that I make only
too much noise around the house.

529
00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:21,882
And no one's ever heard you?

530
00:36:21,895 --> 00:36:24,673
No, he's our own private Caruso.

531
00:36:25,035 --> 00:36:31,360
You have a fantastic voice, have you
ever thought of doing anything with it?

532
00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:34,130
He sings for pleasure, not for money.

533
00:36:34,338 --> 00:36:36,829
Well, there's a great deal
of pleasure in money.

534
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:41,052
You know, it's green and crinkly,
you can fondle the bills.

535
00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:44,162
Listen, uh... I'm no singer.

536
00:36:46,067 --> 00:36:48,664
I... I don't know, I...

537
00:36:48,898 --> 00:36:54,952
Is it possible that... that, um...
after dinner, you could sing something for me?

538
00:36:54,968 --> 00:36:58,687
Me? No... I don't know.
I... I become too embarrassed.

539
00:36:58,904 --> 00:37:01,379
No... no, right here,
just among us... right...

540
00:37:01,406 --> 00:37:05,073
No... no. Please, Michelangelo,
please tell him too.

541
00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:12,192
I... you know, I... I have a friend
in town here, who's in the recording business.

542
00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:16,009
And... and if... if you would just...
if you would just sing.

543
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:17,846
He's a very knowledgable man.

544
00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:19,962
And... and... you know, if you just...

545
00:37:19,979 --> 00:37:22,985
When you... when you're not busy,
when you're not cremating anybody,

546
00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:26,807
- and we just...
- Look, he's already said no.

547
00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:33,187
Dad's not a singer. I'm sure you don't
want him to make fool of himself.

548
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:34,866
Jerry, back off.

549
00:37:35,792 --> 00:37:39,567
OK, forget it.
I... I'm not gonna say another word. I...

550
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:43,731
Forget it.
But the guy has a fantastic voice!

551
00:37:44,091 --> 00:37:49,145
This is... You have...
OK, I'm... I'm finished.

552
00:37:49,155 --> 00:37:51,748
The subject is closed.
But... his voice is great,

553
00:37:51,758 --> 00:37:54,781
somebody's got to do something
with this, because he's... he's...

554
00:37:54,786 --> 00:37:56,651
- Jerry!
- Not me! I'm not saying I would.

555
00:37:56,661 --> 00:37:59,020
But... but he's got a fantastic...

556
00:37:59,029 --> 00:38:00,464
- The man is a genius,
- That's enough.

557
00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:02,550
he's got a natural... great natural...

558
00:38:02,564 --> 00:38:07,323
I'm not saying anything, you know,
I'm... I'm off the subject.

559
00:38:07,428 --> 00:38:12,345
Great voice. Fantastic.
Big star...

560
00:38:15,406 --> 00:38:18,658
- What's the name of the hotel?
- I can't remember.

561
00:38:18,659 --> 00:38:24,789
- It's in the center? - Yes, more or less.
It was... was red...

562
00:38:30,171 --> 00:38:34,299
We're here. Sorry for the delay.
We have been waiting for you.

563
00:38:34,384 --> 00:38:37,428
Er... yes... uh...

564
00:38:39,056 --> 00:38:45,561
You couldn't find
something more simple?

565
00:38:45,562 --> 00:38:48,899
We need to meet people rather important.

566
00:38:48,942 --> 00:38:51,944
- We like you dressed like that.
- Like how?

567
00:38:52,028 --> 00:38:54,820
But some of our friends
may not understand.

568
00:38:54,906 --> 00:38:58,951
- I lost my suitcase on the train,
- Then that's it. Oh, well.

569
00:38:59,035 --> 00:39:04,081
Well, we have organized a trip,
a private Vatican tour.

570
00:39:04,082 --> 00:39:09,211
- Beautiful. True love? - Yes,
I know him well. - Come on, then.

571
00:39:09,296 --> 00:39:14,216
- I hope they let us in.
- I don't want to go in!

572
00:39:14,217 --> 00:39:19,179
- Miss... are you okay?
- Yes, yes, thank you.

573
00:39:20,724 --> 00:39:23,101
Thanks, but...

574
00:39:23,185 --> 00:39:28,189
Oh, but... but... but you are...
But you are Pia Fusari?

575
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,695
You recognized me?

576
00:39:32,736 --> 00:39:38,242
Yes, but you... Oh, my God, but you
are one of my favorite actresses!

577
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,744
I'm flattered.

578
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:46,750
But you walk down the street here
like a normal person?

579
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,962
We're making a movie here.

580
00:39:52,007 --> 00:39:55,384
- You want to come and see?
- Me?!

581
00:39:55,469 --> 00:40:00,514
Yes!

582
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,518
But that is Juliet Falcone!

583
00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:11,609
No! There is Luca Jump! I love
Luke Salta, he is so charismatic!

584
00:40:11,652 --> 00:40:13,653
No, I do not believe it!

585
00:40:14,155 --> 00:40:18,742
It 's amazing. He painted the ceiling
lying on scaffolding.

586
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:24,039
Working all the time lying on one's back!
I can't imagine it!

587
00:40:24,124 --> 00:40:26,917
I can, perfectly.

588
00:40:27,261 --> 00:40:29,551
Shoot, I'm gonna be late to class.

589
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:33,429
- Could you take Monica around today?
- No, I can't. I'm working on my drawings.

590
00:40:33,457 --> 00:40:36,116
Oh, please.
She doesn't know Rome at all.

591
00:40:36,118 --> 00:40:38,714
No, I can't.
I do not have time to go...

592
00:40:38,726 --> 00:40:40,766
- ...to the Colosseum for the millionth time.
- Please... just...

593
00:40:40,781 --> 00:40:43,074
Just, please, for me.
Could you do it for me?

594
00:40:43,091 --> 00:40:46,744
- Er... OK.
- Thank you.

595
00:40:53,194 --> 00:40:55,440
- That is so impressive.
- Oh, I know.

596
00:40:55,456 --> 00:40:59,323
- The lines, the empty space...
- Yeah, exactly. There's a lot of negative space.

597
00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:01,732
Are you sure I'm not taking you away
from anything important today?

598
00:41:01,757 --> 00:41:05,700
No, I think... I'm just worried
I was taking you away from something,

599
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:07,798
- if you had work to do.
- No, no, I'm fine.

600
00:41:07,806 --> 00:41:09,497
This is actually my favorite thing to do.

601
00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:12,218
Yeah. If you weren't here,
I'd probably be doing this alone.

602
00:41:12,405 --> 00:41:14,570
I mean, it's incredible
that the Colosseum

603
00:41:14,571 --> 00:41:16,787
is still standing after
thousands of years.

604
00:41:16,801 --> 00:41:19,812
You know, Sally and I have to retile
the bathroom every six months.

605
00:41:19,827 --> 00:41:23,222
These guys were truly...
truly brilliant architects.

606
00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:27,436
I just find it so ironic
that there was once this

607
00:41:27,437 --> 00:41:31,711
magnificent civilization
and now just these ruins.

608
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:39,145
I... I call that futile feeling
"Ozymandias melancholia".

609
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,733
OK.

610
00:41:41,987 --> 00:41:44,088
This is just kind of
thing you wanna build?

611
00:41:44,089 --> 00:41:46,189
Oh, I would be very
proud if I'd done this.

612
00:41:46,232 --> 00:41:48,417
Did you always wanna be an architect?

613
00:41:48,432 --> 00:41:50,887
Ah, you'll laugh if I tell you
what my ambition is.

614
00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:53,112
What? No... no, I won't.

615
00:41:53,275 --> 00:41:59,548
To build radical structures, I mean, to be
scandalous, to change the architectural landscape.

616
00:41:59,670 --> 00:42:01,746
Are.. are you interested in architecture?

617
00:42:02,095 --> 00:42:05,977
I'm interested in Gaudi,
Antonio Gaudi.

618
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:11,005
I mean, for me La Sagrada Familia
is poetry in stone.

619
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:14,252
Oh, bullshit!
You went six months of college.

620
00:42:14,261 --> 00:42:16,654
You know nothing about architecture
but a few names.

621
00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:20,010
You saw the movie, The Fountainhead.

622
00:42:20,029 --> 00:42:27,048
I just find something so sexy
about an uncompromising artist.

623
00:42:27,065 --> 00:42:34,860
I mean, I would do anything
to spend a night with Howard Roark.

624
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,806
Oh, God save me, save me!

625
00:42:36,821 --> 00:42:39,899
Another young woman who wants to
give her body to Howard Roark.

626
00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:42,045
Come on, I mean, she is fun to talk to.

627
00:42:42,061 --> 00:42:46,755
Yes, and you buy into her bullshit because
she seems to know all the right things to say.

628
00:42:46,779 --> 00:42:49,011
She knows names,
she knows buzzwords,

629
00:42:49,021 --> 00:42:53,159
she knows certain cultural phrases
that imply she knows more than she does.

630
00:42:53,176 --> 00:42:56,897
The Anxiety of Influence,
the Bartok's string quartets,

631
00:42:56,919 --> 00:43:00,142
the perversion of the dialectic,
La Sagrada Familia,

632
00:43:00,197 --> 00:43:03,286
"The gong-tormented sea".

633
00:43:03,695 --> 00:43:06,976
So what? I should press her and not let
her get away with the namedropping?

634
00:43:07,006 --> 00:43:08,132
But you didn't.

635
00:43:08,159 --> 00:43:12,223
Yeah, I mean, it's sort of charming
that she's a con artist.

636
00:43:12,235 --> 00:43:16,958
Yes, she does have a certain
something which trumps logic.

637
00:43:16,968 --> 00:43:22,215
So, go ahead, walk into the propeller.

638
00:43:23,148 --> 00:43:26,665
So was it OK with Monica today?
Or did she just drive you crazy?

639
00:43:26,679 --> 00:43:29,626
Yeah. I don't have enough time to spend
squiring her around, you know, I'm trying to work.

640
00:43:29,636 --> 00:43:32,334
I started having those insecure
thoughts again today.

641
00:43:32,347 --> 00:43:33,356
- Please stop.
- No...

642
00:43:33,369 --> 00:43:37,127
Because I thought maybe it was a bad idea that
I put you guys together for the whole day,

643
00:43:37,142 --> 00:43:39,018
because what if you ended up attracted to her.

644
00:43:39,026 --> 00:43:41,748
Please stop worrying. She's a
self-obsessed pseudo-intellectual.

645
00:43:41,759 --> 00:43:43,122
I mean, she's pretty, but so what?

646
00:43:43,134 --> 00:43:45,896
- She is, she's very pretty.
- Yes, she's very pretty.

647
00:43:45,913 --> 00:43:49,709
- I mean... I mean, not conventionally.
- I'd like to see her with someone.

648
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,297
Who do we know?
We must know someone...

649
00:43:51,314 --> 00:43:53,046
- Grazie.
- ...to fix her up with?

650
00:43:53,056 --> 00:43:57,262
- Yeah, I'm sure we can scare somebody up.
- Who?

651
00:43:57,317 --> 00:44:01,302
What about Leonardo Basso?
Yeah, we exercise together. He's...

652
00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:03,417
he's nice-looking, and he's smart,
and he makes good dough.

653
00:44:03,431 --> 00:44:05,893
Actually, I think he broke up with
some girl who was also an actress.

654
00:44:05,909 --> 00:44:07,634
I think he'd be the perfect
choice for Monica.

655
00:44:07,635 --> 00:44:09,287
That's great. Could you...
can you call him.

656
00:44:09,301 --> 00:44:11,391
- Yeah. I'll be the matchmaker.
- Great.

657
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:15,530
Please sit down, Mr. Pisanello.

658
00:44:15,531 --> 00:44:21,036
- This will be your new office.
- My new office!

659
00:44:21,036 --> 00:44:24,039
.. but I'm not an employee.

660
00:44:24,123 --> 00:44:27,042
Very funny.

661
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:32,673
Serafina, come. Look. We have
a famous person in our company.

662
00:44:32,674 --> 00:44:36,175
- Good morning.
- Take care of him, Give him everything he needs.

663
00:44:36,261 --> 00:44:40,180
- All day.
- With pleasure. - Thank you.

664
00:44:40,181 --> 00:44:42,683
- You will take care of me all day?
- Yes

665
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:47,021
- Whatever you need, I'm here.
- Yes

666
00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:58,658
Calm down.

667
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:03,580
- How was your day?
- My day?
- Yes

668
00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:06,082
It's been good.

669
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:10,587
Oh, I did spill coffee on some documents,
but I avoided spilling all of it.

670
00:45:10,588 --> 00:45:12,839
The rest of the day went good.

671
00:45:12,925 --> 00:45:16,676
Did you hear that? Mr. Pisanello
happened to spill his coffee.

672
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,724
But his reflexes avoided a tragedy...

673
00:45:21,808 --> 00:45:24,560
.. with no probable loss of human lives.

674
00:45:24,561 --> 00:45:26,603
Why did he spill the coffee?

675
00:45:26,688 --> 00:45:30,107
It will be on the news at 9 pm,
with our distinguished guests...

676
00:45:30,108 --> 00:45:34,696
.. the leaders of Italy,
the ambassador of Brazil, and the UN.

677
00:45:34,738 --> 00:45:36,948
Mr. Pisanello...a statement.

678
00:45:36,991 --> 00:45:39,117
- A statement!
- Yes, a statement.

679
00:45:39,201 --> 00:45:45,332
- A statement... so?
- Tell us anything. - So?

680
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:49,628
I think... I think...
Ah, maybe it's going to rain.

681
00:45:49,629 --> 00:45:53,006
You heard it. Pisanello Leopold
says it might rain.

682
00:45:53,007 --> 00:45:55,467
Can you tell us how you will sleep tonight?

683
00:45:55,510 --> 00:45:59,596
Normally I sleep on my back.

684
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,391
Leopoldo Pisanello says
he sleeps on his back.

685
00:46:02,476 --> 00:46:05,394
You never sleep on your stomach?

686
00:46:05,479 --> 00:46:10,149
No, I suffer a bit 'of gastritis.
Not a serious thing...

687
00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:12,735
- On my belly I don't like like it that much...
- How much?

688
00:46:12,777 --> 00:46:17,030
- Enough! Please! Stop it!
- It 's important! - Enough!

689
00:46:17,116 --> 00:46:19,993
Enough! Go!

690
00:46:20,035 --> 00:46:23,621
What do you want from me?! How to sleep...

691
00:46:23,664 --> 00:46:29,420
What do you think? I only have these printed dresses.

692
00:46:29,503 --> 00:46:33,172
I have to buy something now that you're so famous.

693
00:46:33,173 --> 00:46:37,052
Sofia, I'm tired, I have a headache.
Forget it.

694
00:46:37,053 --> 00:46:40,639
I had a terrible day.
Let's not go to the premiere of the film.

695
00:46:40,682 --> 00:46:45,561
But we must go!
We have to keep up our image.

696
00:46:45,562 --> 00:46:48,397
Sofia, but who cares!

697
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,818
Do you really think anyone cares if Leopoldo Pisanello
doesn't attend the premier of a film?

698
00:46:52,819 --> 00:46:58,657
- Sure!
- But Sofia, I am Mr."Any Fool".

699
00:46:58,701 --> 00:47:03,203
And you're my wife, the wife of
Mr. "Any Fool".

700
00:47:03,289 --> 00:47:06,041
But you said you'd go.

701
00:47:24,478 --> 00:47:26,687
It's Gina Francone.

702
00:47:29,232 --> 00:47:32,485
Ah! It's Tony Branca.

703
00:47:35,072 --> 00:47:39,742
There he is. Good evening.
Good evening.

704
00:47:39,826 --> 00:47:43,120
But who do I see? Here he is!
Leopoldo Pisanello.

705
00:47:46,709 --> 00:47:50,128
He is accompanied by the lovely Sofia.

706
00:47:50,129 --> 00:47:55,133
Very elegant, with that dress.

707
00:47:55,134 --> 00:47:59,721
Yes, Sofia is wearing a printed cotton dress.

708
00:47:59,765 --> 00:48:04,018
.. And a coat that seems to match.

709
00:48:04,102 --> 00:48:08,272
- Yes, definitely.
- And I I've never... a ripped stocking.

710
00:48:08,356 --> 00:48:13,486
We're checking. Yes,
it is a run in the left stocking.

711
00:48:13,529 --> 00:48:18,032
Lady Pisanello, the run in the stocking,
tell us, is it intentional?

712
00:48:18,117 --> 00:48:21,994
- I have a run?
- Yes, very impressive, very fashionable.

713
00:48:22,037 --> 00:48:24,038
You see, Martina?

714
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:27,291
- Then we will see you soon in Cannes?
- Absolutely.

715
00:48:27,292 --> 00:48:30,128
- Well, sorry, but there's Gina Franconi.
- Please.

716
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:31,848
- Mr. Pisanello.
- Yes?

717
00:48:31,849 --> 00:48:34,925
I am Marisa Raguso,your fan.
- Thank you.

718
00:48:35,009 --> 00:48:40,264
I think you are very, very sexy,
more than all these "frocetti" actors...

719
00:48:40,306 --> 00:48:42,391
.. Making superhero movies.

720
00:48:42,433 --> 00:48:43,275
Sure.

721
00:48:43,276 --> 00:48:46,645
It would be nice to have a
little more time to talk.

722
00:48:46,688 --> 00:48:49,857
Let me know what you think of the
cultural situation in Italy.

723
00:48:49,858 --> 00:48:50,649
Me?

724
00:48:50,692 --> 00:48:55,779
Tell you what, I'll give you my phone number.
Call me.

725
00:48:55,780 --> 00:48:58,035
- Your Number?
- Anytime.

726
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,075
All right.

727
00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:05,206
- Mr. Pisanello, tell us the truth.
Do you wear briefs or boxers?

728
00:49:05,207 --> 00:49:11,087
- Boxers, large, white.
- I knew it! I always knew!

729
00:49:11,088 --> 00:49:16,590
It 's clear, a type of boxer.
It 's cool! I knew it!

730
00:49:16,591 --> 00:49:19,601
Do not forget my words, girl

731
00:49:19,684 --> 00:49:24,124
You don't know that love

732
00:49:24,203 --> 00:49:28,399
is a beautiful thing like the sun.

733
00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:32,772
More than the sun, it gives warmth

734
00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:37,605
down slowly through the veins

735
00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:42,014
and gradually reaches the heart...

736
00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:47,364
So, er... what're you thinking now that
you've fixed her with your pal?

737
00:49:47,398 --> 00:49:48,219
I don't know.

738
00:49:48,231 --> 00:49:51,837
Sally and I thought it would be a fun idea
to come out and visit these ruins.

739
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:54,052
Yes, so then what occurred?
What is it?

740
00:49:54,321 --> 00:49:57,967
I don't know. I just... I know
I regreted introducing her to Leonardo.

741
00:49:57,976 --> 00:49:59,439
Yes? You're jealous?

742
00:49:59,457 --> 00:50:00,832
Yeah, all of a sudden,
I want to get her alone in a room...

743
00:50:00,853 --> 00:50:03,335
...and tell her I've loved her.
Isn't that stupid?

744
00:50:03,359 --> 00:50:06,590
I had never felt anything until
this afternoon, and suddenly...

745
00:50:07,348 --> 00:50:10,057
Her face got to me, and I...

746
00:50:10,058 --> 00:50:15,475
I loved how she... she wore her hair.
She looks great.

747
00:50:21,290 --> 00:50:24,069
- How do you like Monica?
- Oh, she's lovely.

748
00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:28,571
- I can't wait to see her again.
- Oh, yeah? You're gonna... gonna see her again?

749
00:50:28,618 --> 00:50:32,590
- Tomorrow night.
- I think Sally and I are free Tomorrow night.

750
00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:34,261
I think it's better
if there's just the two of us...

751
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,709
- Please. Right away. . .
- could you bring the menu, please?

752
00:50:41,445 --> 00:50:44,492
Giancarlo, I took the liberty
of calling my friend,

753
00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:47,026
and I set up an audition for you
with the recording comp...

754
00:50:47,046 --> 00:50:48,518
I told you, "No".

755
00:50:48,534 --> 00:50:51,188
But why? What do you
have against live people?

756
00:50:51,204 --> 00:50:55,390
You... your whole life, you can't just
deal with people that have rigor mortis.

757
00:50:55,405 --> 00:50:57,836
You've got a great voice.
You should be...

758
00:50:57,837 --> 00:51:00,550
you should be singing
Pagliacci for multitudes.

759
00:51:00,567 --> 00:51:02,018
- You... you know.
- Pagliacci?

760
00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:05,389
Pagliacci, yes!
You... you were born to play that.

761
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,951
- I've always dreamed of singing Pagliacci.
- Yes, I know!

762
00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:09,814
Of course, 'cause you're a natural.

763
00:51:09,828 --> 00:51:14,221
That's... uh, you know, stick with me,
we can go very far, really.

764
00:51:14,235 --> 00:51:16,231
- We?
- We, yes!

765
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:17,958
I would... I would manage you,

766
00:51:17,973 --> 00:51:21,856
and I... I will direct you or put on
the greatest production of Pagliacci.

767
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,569
I'm telling you I know exactly what to do,
I... You have to believe me.

768
00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:29,150
I... I don't know why I'm shouting,
you know, you're two inches in front of me.

769
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,808
Trust me.

770
00:51:31,076 --> 00:51:40,274
Nessun sleeps! Nessun sleeps!

771
00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:46,972
Even you, oh Princess,

772
00:51:47,001 --> 00:51:51,235
in your cold room,

773
00:51:51,255 --> 00:52:00,063
watch the stars which tremble with love,

774
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:05,719
and hope!

775
00:52:07,591 --> 00:52:13,146
But my secret is hidden within me;

776
00:52:13,596 --> 00:52:17,475
No one will know my name!

777
00:52:17,488 --> 00:52:22,299
No, No! On your mouth ...

778
00:52:22,310 --> 00:52:26,305
set, you stars!

779
00:52:26,332 --> 00:52:28,412
Victory!

780
00:52:29,552 --> 00:52:35,600
Victory!

781
00:52:40,097 --> 00:52:42,366
How did it go?

782
00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:45,120
You know what? Ask your father.

783
00:52:45,373 --> 00:52:46,802
Uh-oh...

784
00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:51,171
- I'm so sorry, Jerry. I let you down.
- No...

785
00:52:51,629 --> 00:52:54,966
You should've seen his face.
He knew it was terrible.

786
00:52:54,987 --> 00:52:56,954
It wasn't terrible, you know.

787
00:52:56,968 --> 00:53:01,022
Yes, if you... if it was at La Scala where
they would've been throwing fruits and vegetables,

788
00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:04,494
yes, they would have.
But, uh... this was a cold audition room.

789
00:53:04,538 --> 00:53:08,540
It's all fantasy. You imagine
his voice is better than it really is,

790
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:11,868
because you're searching for an excuse
to come out of retirement.

791
00:53:11,984 --> 00:53:15,196
Hey, don't psychoanalyze me, Phyllis, OK?

792
00:53:15,216 --> 00:53:18,217
You know, many have tried, all have failed.

793
00:53:18,261 --> 00:53:23,075
I didn't... My brain doesn't fit the usual
id, ego, superego model.

794
00:53:23,121 --> 00:53:26,324
No, you have the only brain with three ids.

795
00:53:26,374 --> 00:53:29,594
If we eat something,
surely we will feel better.

796
00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:32,402
I'm not hungry.
It was a foolish idea to begin with.

797
00:53:32,422 --> 00:53:36,164
Well, you father is a grown man,
I mean, he can make his own decisions.

798
00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:37,859
I don't know why you showed up at all.

799
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:41,113
You know, you were sitting there
with a disapproving face,

800
00:53:41,139 --> 00:53:44,867
very sour through the whole thing.
Maybe you made your father nervous.

801
00:53:44,883 --> 00:53:46,896
I came because he's a simple man.

802
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:50,709
And I didn't want to send him alone
into a tank of music business sharks.

803
00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:54,286
- Tank of sharks?
- Wow, you think my father is a shark?

804
00:53:54,308 --> 00:54:01,090
In the aquatic world, I've been likened to
a spineless jellyfish, but that's about it.

805
00:54:01,139 --> 00:54:04,839
Look, you defend your father,
bacause he's family, and I understand.

806
00:54:04,851 --> 00:54:08,293
- But he is wrong.
- No, I defend him because you're wrong.

807
00:54:08,314 --> 00:54:11,085
There's no sin in trying something and failing.

808
00:54:11,098 --> 00:54:13,068
I don't want to say anything,
but I told you:

809
00:54:13,089 --> 00:54:18,805
You choose projects that are doomed to fail.
You get some kind of a payoff out of failing.

810
00:54:18,845 --> 00:54:22,553
What projects do I choose
that are doomed to fail?

811
00:54:22,567 --> 00:54:25,538
Rigoletto, with everyone
dressed like white mice.

812
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:33,379
Can you hear him?
Is that not a gorgeous voice?

813
00:54:33,422 --> 00:54:37,047
Sure, what good it is
if he can only do it in the shower?

814
00:54:37,072 --> 00:54:39,586
Well, but you admit he can...

815
00:54:40,805 --> 00:54:45,443
He is right, Jerry.
Everyone sings great in the shower.

816
00:54:45,727 --> 00:54:51,496
That's right...
He does it in the shower.

817
00:54:51,545 --> 00:54:54,626
Dad, even you sing in the shower.

818
00:54:55,424 --> 00:54:57,289
I know, I...

819
00:54:57,801 --> 00:55:03,383
In life I have a terrible voice, but
when I'm soaping myself under hot water,

820
00:55:03,412 --> 00:55:07,805
I sound just like Eartha Kitt.

821
00:55:07,822 --> 00:55:10,081
You look strange.

822
00:55:10,127 --> 00:55:14,333
Phyllis, I'm having...
There's a psychological term for this.

823
00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:17,625
I'm having a breakthrough or an epiphany...

824
00:55:17,634 --> 00:55:19,966
Wha... what is that term for what I'm having?

825
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:21,875
A death wish.

826
00:55:24,434 --> 00:55:29,481
Bravo, you were fantastic. Come,
let me introduce a fan of yours.

827
00:55:29,565 --> 00:55:33,360
She has seen all your movies.
Milly, right?
- Yes, Milly.

828
00:55:33,444 --> 00:55:39,199
- Hi. - I'm sorry.
- So you're one of my fans. - Yes

829
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:44,079
I have seen all of your films.
- I'm so flattered.

830
00:55:44,122 --> 00:55:48,876
- No, it's true. - Yes? -
I believe that you are an amazing actor.

831
00:55:48,877 --> 00:55:54,966
When you play an Arab or
terrorist or a divorced father...

832
00:55:55,009 --> 00:55:58,636
- I always dreamed of being able to meet you.
- Can we have lunch together?

833
00:55:58,637 --> 00:56:05,393
- What? You and I! - Eh.
- Together? - I only have an hour.

834
00:56:05,394 --> 00:56:09,647
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

835
00:56:09,732 --> 00:56:14,903
You are the sexiest man in Rome,
second in World Film. Did you know?

836
00:56:14,988 --> 00:56:17,114
Yes, that's what they tell me.

837
00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:19,158
- Shall we?
- Yes

838
00:56:20,910 --> 00:56:22,911
Thank you.

839
00:56:23,413 --> 00:56:27,916
- Do you want to have many children?
- No, children? No.

840
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:32,421
You become their slave.
Diapers, schools, diseases...

841
00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:35,892
Then they grow up, they leave,
and you never see them anymore.

842
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:36,760
Not so.

843
00:56:36,801 --> 00:56:40,512
For me it was so.
You see, I ran away from home.

844
00:56:40,556 --> 00:56:45,560
My father was a drug dealer and
stole for my mother in stores.

845
00:56:45,644 --> 00:56:49,397
What could I do?
Was I not right?

846
00:56:57,198 --> 00:57:00,200
- Look!
- He's a great actor.

847
00:57:01,536 --> 00:57:06,666
- There is the actor, Luchino Salta.
- Where?
- Yes, that's him.

848
00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:09,709
But he's married.
Who's that with him?

849
00:57:13,215 --> 00:57:15,216
What's up? What is it?

850
00:57:16,051 --> 00:57:18,052
I'm fine, I'm fine.

851
00:57:20,305 --> 00:57:23,808
I cannot believe you are having lunch with me.

852
00:57:23,850 --> 00:57:27,354
But I am the lucky one, you know?
I usually eat alone now.

853
00:57:27,438 --> 00:57:31,232
No! You alone? You are married,
it is written all over the papers.

854
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:36,321
Marriage is like wine:
it is a wonder if it is good, if not...

855
00:57:37,615 --> 00:57:42,453
We split up. The press does not know.
It's still a secret.

856
00:57:42,495 --> 00:57:45,497
Of course.
No, I won't say anything.

857
00:57:46,249 --> 00:57:52,380
- What are they doing?
- He ​​looks into her eyes. He wants her.

858
00:57:53,841 --> 00:58:00,096
I'd like for you to stop by and watch me
on the set this afternoon.

859
00:58:00,139 --> 00:58:04,350
So  you can give me some advice,
and you can tell me what you think...

860
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:08,146
Then, perhaps,
we can go to my hotel to talk about it.

861
00:58:09,273 --> 00:58:12,275
Because, you are interested in my ideas?

862
00:58:12,902 --> 00:58:17,156
- Should I be interested in something else?
- No, no.
- Ah.
- No, absolutely

863
00:58:17,239 --> 00:58:21,410
It's just that Anthony, my husband, always says
my head is in the clouds.

864
00:58:21,411 --> 00:58:24,288
This, perhaps, is a bit true, but...

865
00:58:24,372 --> 00:58:26,749
He doesn't take your ideas seriously?

866
00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:30,419
No, not seriously, respects them, but
they are scientific.

867
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:33,797
Yes, because I am a high school teacher.
I teach astronomy.

868
00:58:33,798 --> 00:58:36,426
- Who would have guessed?
- Yes

869
00:58:36,427 --> 00:58:41,389
So I doubt you are interested in
my ideas for acting.

870
00:58:41,390 --> 00:58:44,892
Astronomy, then the sky,
the planets, the stars...

871
00:58:44,935 --> 00:58:48,646
- You're... you are... Wait, I don't mean. .
- I'm saying nothing.

872
00:58:48,689 --> 00:58:53,902
- Are you a Libra?
- No, I'm a Sagittarius.
- Oh...

873
00:58:53,944 --> 00:58:55,946
He took her hand.

874
00:58:57,198 --> 00:59:03,204
- She should give him a slap.
- No, actually, I'm sure she likes it.

875
00:59:11,086 --> 00:59:14,715
- Are you hurt?
- No. .. no.

876
00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:18,969
Good morning. We are at the home of
Mr. Leopoldo Pisanello.

877
00:59:18,970 --> 00:59:23,850
It's half past seven, and Mr.
Pisanello is shaving...

878
00:59:23,850 --> 00:59:29,731
.. an event that we document
from first to last gesture.

879
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:32,984
Mr. Pisanello is having his hair cut.

880
00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:37,614
- Look, just a trim.
- He opted for only a trim.

881
00:59:51,003 --> 00:59:53,631
Sorry. We are all full.
There are no tables.

882
00:59:53,714 --> 00:59:58,511
- You must be wrong. My husband booked yesterday.
- There must be a mistake.

883
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:01,889
- How is this possible?
- There's no table? Okay, we'll come back again.

884
01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:05,644
- No, Mr. Pisanello.
- Please, this way.

885
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,980
- What a shame!
- What manners!
- How dare you!

886
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:11,483
But we are loyal customers!

887
01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:15,236
- They are right.
They were in line before us.
- Nonsense.

888
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,281
Please, this way. Come in.

889
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:26,163
When I saw you in the office I couldn't resist.

890
01:00:26,249 --> 01:00:29,042
They say that power is an aphrodisiac.

891
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,425
- And who is she?
- My best friend.

892
01:00:35,426 --> 01:00:40,304
I promised her
you'd have sex with her after me.

893
01:00:40,305 --> 01:00:43,391
This will be one of the happiest days of her life.

894
01:00:43,433 --> 01:00:46,436
You know, he's worried
because he is married.

895
01:00:48,022 --> 01:00:52,943
Mr. Pisanello, for you rules do not count.
You're special.

896
01:00:55,109 --> 01:00:57,401
Yes, yes, I... I...
I agree with you completely.

897
01:00:57,411 --> 01:01:02,430
I mean, this first time I read The Myth
of Sisyphus, my whole life changed.

898
01:01:02,439 --> 01:01:04,909
- Yes, yes.
- And, of course, the Russians.

899
01:01:04,926 --> 01:01:06,678
Dostoevsky, thank you.

900
01:01:06,692 --> 01:01:08,680
Stavrogin's Confession?

901
01:01:08,694 --> 01:01:09,515
And Kierkegaard.

902
01:01:09,527 --> 01:01:11,779
I mean, you can feel his pain.

903
01:01:11,795 --> 01:01:14,376
Didn't you say that Rilke
was your favorite author?

904
01:01:14,393 --> 01:01:19,019
Ah, Rilke!
"You must change your life."

905
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:21,474
Or was it Ezra Pound?

906
01:01:21,654 --> 01:01:25,127
"Petals on a wet black bough."

907
01:01:25,167 --> 01:01:29,156
Look at this. She knows one line from
every poet just enough to fake it.

908
01:01:29,168 --> 01:01:31,732
I have such a great idea:

909
01:01:31,911 --> 01:01:36,378
Tonight, after they're closed,
we should sneak into the old Roman baths.

910
01:01:36,548 --> 01:01:37,725
Sneak in?

911
01:01:37,825 --> 01:01:39,899
- Leo, you know a way, right?
- Yeah.

912
01:01:39,916 --> 01:01:41,342
He knows a way in.

913
01:01:41,359 --> 01:01:44,091
Well, it'll be dark, it'll be spooky,
it'll be fun.

914
01:01:44,094 --> 01:01:47,406
You know what? Jack doesn't
do spooky. Believe me.

915
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:51,481
I love entering places illegally. So...

916
01:01:51,505 --> 01:01:55,217
No, I mean... Sure, I mean, I don't wanna...
I don't wanna a spoilsport.

917
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:59,147
First it's Camus and Kierkegaard,
and now I've run out of name dropping,

918
01:01:59,161 --> 01:02:02,860
so let's break into some baths. Pretty soon,
she'll have you holding up filling stations.

919
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:06,820
I understand from where you sit
it sounds crazy, but from where I sit...

920
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:13,201
Oh... Oh, isn't this great?

921
01:02:13,215 --> 01:02:15,227
My God, I can't believe we snuck in here.

922
01:02:15,237 --> 01:02:17,683
- I've never seen it at night before.
- Yeah.

923
01:02:17,699 --> 01:02:19,248
It's amazing. How're you doing?

924
01:02:19,262 --> 01:02:21,642
I'm fine... I'm fine. I'm just...
It looks like it's gonna rain, doesn't it?

925
01:02:21,758 --> 01:02:24,714
- He can't break any rules.
- Wow... wow! OK! That was lightening!

926
01:02:24,733 --> 01:02:26,805
- Hey, guys, come on! Let's go!
- Are you afraid? Come on!

927
01:02:26,818 --> 01:02:28,745
Well, I'm not afraid.
We're just sitting ducks here. Come on!

928
01:02:28,753 --> 01:02:30,938
- Unbelievable!
- OK, let's go back to the car.

929
01:02:30,957 --> 01:02:34,615
- OK, now it's definitely raining.

930
01:02:34,669 --> 01:02:39,331
- Just a little though.
- We have to go. We have to come out.

931
01:02:39,695 --> 01:02:41,047
Sally! Sally, come on!

932
01:02:41,471 --> 01:02:43,326
Here! Here, Monica! Here, Monica!

933
01:02:43,358 --> 01:02:45,412
- Sally!

934
01:02:45,472 --> 01:02:48,264
- Come on! Ah!
- Monica!

935
01:02:50,488 --> 01:02:53,010
- Oh, this is amazing!
- Wow! Yeah.

936
01:02:53,022 --> 01:02:58,317
- It's a little loud. Huh! OK.
- That means it's close. It's very close.

937
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,238
Actually I went to school where was
a boy who... who got killed by lightening.

938
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,529
Do you hate it?

939
01:03:02,541 --> 01:03:04,613
No, no, I mean, I didn't
mean to imply that I hate it.

940
01:03:04,659 --> 01:03:08,110
I just think the storms are so romantic!

941
01:03:09,643 --> 01:03:16,271
You know... you're actually...
You're really beautiful... although wet.

942
01:03:17,004 --> 01:03:21,610
- Ah, you're so sweet to say that.
- No...no, really. You do.

943
01:03:21,759 --> 01:03:23,914
You know, I just, I... I love it here.

944
01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:28,799
I mean, I... I... think Rome
is so charismatic!

945
01:03:28,814 --> 01:03:31,316
Oh, God! Here comes the bullshit!

946
01:03:31,327 --> 01:03:34,331
Will you keep out of the goddamn scene,
and lemme have a moment alone with her?

947
01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:39,015
OK, I will allow you your moment,
but remember, I know how it turns out.

948
01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:42,598
I feel like I have completely
fallen in love with Rome,

949
01:03:42,613 --> 01:03:45,661
just this little while that I've been here.

950
01:03:45,717 --> 01:03:50,161
I feel like I... I could spend my whole
life here and just never go back.

951
01:03:50,190 --> 01:03:53,519
I'm sure... I'm sure meeting Leonardo
has a lot to do with that.

952
01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:55,604
- Oh! Oh, my God!

953
01:03:56,101 --> 01:03:59,079
- Oh, that one scared me.
- Yeah...

954
01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:03,103
If we die, we die together.

955
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:36,884
Love forbids you not love.

956
01:05:37,157 --> 01:05:53,395
That you would slight me I reject.

957
01:05:53,817 --> 01:06:10,013
When I hold your hand,

958
01:06:10,332 --> 01:06:25,797
your eyes say, "I love you"

959
01:06:25,906 --> 01:06:45,609
if your lips say, "I will love you!"

960
01:07:01,721 --> 01:07:06,545
You were absolutely fabulous.
This guy created a sensation today.

961
01:07:06,659 --> 01:07:09,111
I... I see a big future here.

962
01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:10,131
What does this "future" mean?

963
01:07:10,144 --> 01:07:13,130
Well... I see New York,
I see the Vienna Opera House,

964
01:07:13,147 --> 01:07:15,768
- I see Paris...
- All in the shower?

965
01:07:15,797 --> 01:07:18,423
Yes, they love it that he sings in the shower.

966
01:07:18,436 --> 01:07:20,037
They... they identify.

967
01:07:20,057 --> 01:07:23,193
You know, he's gonna be the most
popular opera singer in the world.

968
01:07:23,211 --> 01:07:24,585
Certainly the cleanest.

969
01:07:24,604 --> 01:07:26,885
You don't want to really take
this further, do you, Dad?

970
01:07:26,903 --> 01:07:27,808
Why not?

971
01:07:27,819 --> 01:07:32,884
Yes, I've got big plans for him. I...
I wanna do now a production of Pagliacci.

972
01:07:32,898 --> 01:07:35,488
You father was born to sing that role.

973
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:37,304
This is decadent stupidity!

974
01:07:37,317 --> 01:07:39,820
My whole life has seen that role
while I'm in the bathroom.

975
01:07:39,835 --> 01:07:44,270
He wanted to do this his entire life.
You're gonna deny your father his shot?

976
01:07:44,283 --> 01:07:45,702
It's your shot, not his!

977
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,950
I resent your tone with my father.

978
01:07:47,967 --> 01:07:50,784
I happen to think out of the box.

979
01:07:50,797 --> 01:07:53,873
Oh, well, the box! That's a
very interesting choice of words.

980
01:07:53,878 --> 01:07:58,333
Listen to me: You're retired.
You equate retirement with death.

981
01:07:58,347 --> 01:08:02,280
Giancarlo's an undertaker.
He puts people in boxes,

982
01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:04,609
but you want to think "out of the box".

983
01:08:04,625 --> 01:08:08,810
It's true. If you're channeling Freud,
ask for my money back.

984
01:08:09,321 --> 01:08:12,321
What  "Pagliacci"?! What plans?
What airplane?!

985
01:08:12,346 --> 01:08:15,272
Where do you want to take my husband?!

986
01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:17,513
I... I failed high school Spanish.
I really don't...

987
01:08:18,271 --> 01:08:21,271
This is crazy! What does he say?!

988
01:08:21,772 --> 01:08:25,272
They already took away your son.
Now he wants to take away you too!

989
01:08:25,636 --> 01:08:27,072
He's gonna be a big star, big opera star.

990
01:08:27,272 --> 01:08:31,272
Star? But you cannot sing!
It's not true!

991
01:08:31,772 --> 01:08:36,272
He sings only in the shower!
No, he cannot sing! No!

992
01:08:36,773 --> 01:08:38,773
- Enough, enough...
- I'll kill him! It will make me feel better.

993
01:08:39,012 --> 01:08:40,039
- Oh! No!
- Hold it!

994
01:08:40,154 --> 01:08:44,113
Hold it! Hold it! Interpose yourself!
Right... right. Great, go ahead!

995
01:08:44,131 --> 01:08:45,680
She... she probably won't stab a woman.

996
01:08:45,695 --> 01:08:47,046
- No!
- Go ahead! Go a...

997
01:08:47,059 --> 01:08:50,145
- Calm, Calm! Relax, relax!
- What?! What?!

998
01:08:50,161 --> 01:08:52,603
You have an attitude problem.
Put the knife down.

999
01:08:52,621 --> 01:08:55,975
We're... This is gonna be our...
our mother-in-law here?

1000
01:08:57,029 --> 01:08:59,073
We want to introduce you to some people.

1001
01:08:59,157 --> 01:09:02,035
Mr. Massucci, the administrator of your company

1002
01:09:02,077 --> 01:09:04,662
has organized this festival to welcome you.

1003
01:09:04,704 --> 01:09:11,043
It 's an opportunity to learn about the
top business people in Rome.

1004
01:09:11,086 --> 01:09:14,965
He spoke very highly of you
and we are eager to meet you.

1005
01:09:15,048 --> 01:09:19,928
It would be a nice chance for your wife
to make a good impression too.
- Oh, sure.

1006
01:09:19,971 --> 01:09:23,807
- Don't drink too much, honey.
-I'd better have a coffee.

1007
01:09:23,851 --> 01:09:27,060
- Does anybody want a drink?
- No. - Coffee? - No.

1008
01:09:27,104 --> 01:09:30,564
Look who's here! Come on.
I want to introduce my nephew.

1009
01:09:30,606 --> 01:09:34,360
- Good morning! Thank you. Beautiful party.
- Meet Antonio.

1010
01:09:34,444 --> 01:09:40,115
Pleasure. So, here's the famous nephew.
I've heard such great things about you.

1011
01:09:40,116 --> 01:09:43,703
You have the perfect image for our community,

1012
01:09:43,745 --> 01:09:46,873
and image is very important to us.

1013
01:09:46,874 --> 01:09:50,627
- Do you follow football?
- No.

1014
01:09:55,717 --> 01:09:58,384
- Is that you?
- Yes.

1015
01:09:58,385 --> 01:10:01,889
- What are you doing here, Anna?
- Milly!

1016
01:10:01,890 --> 01:10:04,099
My wife...

1017
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:09,146
- Hello, how are you? - Well, thank you.
- Pleasure. - All mine. - Milly.

1018
01:10:09,230 --> 01:10:14,277
- We have to go. - Yes - Sorry.
- Hello. Coffee? Thank you.

1019
01:10:18,781 --> 01:10:20,783
Coffee with milk, please.

1020
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:25,538
- Anna!
- Hello!

1021
01:10:25,539 --> 01:10:29,541
- Milly. - Since when?
- I'm Milly. - Ok.

1022
01:10:29,627 --> 01:10:33,630
- There's my wife.
- Do not worry, do not worry.

1023
01:10:34,674 --> 01:10:40,512
- I was just going to call you.
How about Tuesday? - Usual hours?

1024
01:10:40,554 --> 01:10:43,139
- Anna!
- Oh God!

1025
01:10:43,183 --> 01:10:47,436
- Oh, Lady! Hello.
I did not expect to meet you here. - I am Milly.

1026
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,563
Ah, Milly? Anyways, Milly,

1027
01:10:49,647 --> 01:10:53,025
can you come by my office
tomorrow at about three?

1028
01:10:53,067 --> 01:10:55,194
- I don't know, I have plans.
- Okay, I get it.

1029
01:10:55,278 --> 01:10:57,279
Well, if you feel like it, come by at about 3:00.

1030
01:10:57,322 --> 01:11:01,659
- I recommend wearing the black bra...
- Yes - The thong... - Yes

1031
01:11:01,701 --> 01:11:04,954
- But do you go sailing?
- No.

1032
01:11:04,955 --> 01:11:07,958
- Hunting?
- No.

1033
01:11:09,292 --> 01:11:13,672
- Anna, how are you? - How are you all right!
- Milly. Milly, Milly.

1034
01:11:15,091 --> 01:11:18,843
I'm so nervous!
I can't afford to make a fool of myself.

1035
01:11:18,928 --> 01:11:22,222
The most important men in Rome are here.
- Yes, the "cream of the cream".

1036
01:11:22,223 --> 01:11:26,184
- It 's the whole list of my clients.
- I'm so nervous...

1037
01:11:26,185 --> 01:11:30,064
You're too tense, my friend.
Relax or you'll have a heart attack.

1038
01:11:30,106 --> 01:11:33,067
How can I relax when my
life is falling apart!

1039
01:11:33,109 --> 01:11:36,236
How does your wife put up with you if
you're always so nervous?

1040
01:11:36,321 --> 01:11:38,489
Because she loves me for who I am.

1041
01:11:38,574 --> 01:11:43,578
- And who is she ... smooching with that
Luchino actor ... what's his name?
- Salta.

1042
01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:45,705
- What smooching?!
- You know.

1043
01:11:45,747 --> 01:11:48,124
You said that they only held hands.

1044
01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:51,003
No, there must be an explanation, because
for me Milly is like the Madonna.

1045
01:11:51,086 --> 01:11:56,258
The explanation is simple:
He's a movie star, a sex symbol.

1046
01:11:56,341 --> 01:11:59,511
And Milly is beautiful and has never looked
at another man.

1047
01:11:59,512 --> 01:12:02,139
But women don't always know themselves.

1048
01:12:02,223 --> 01:12:06,393
Especially those who have a hysterical husband
who fears his own shadow.

1049
01:12:06,477 --> 01:12:11,023
Why the hell does he have to smooch
if he seduces with his eyes?

1050
01:12:11,107 --> 01:12:14,401
You probably couldn't seduce a woman with your eyes.

1051
01:12:14,403 --> 01:12:19,657
I want this job, but
I look like a small minded idiot.

1052
01:12:19,658 --> 01:12:22,785
Was your wife a virgin when you married?

1053
01:12:22,869 --> 01:12:27,247
- None of your business.
- I bet she was, yes.

1054
01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:32,253
- We did wild things together.
- What do you mean by "wild things"?

1055
01:12:32,296 --> 01:12:34,297
Having sex with the lights on?

1056
01:12:34,298 --> 01:12:39,135
Believe me, I was not a virgin.
Okay, I was a virgin.

1057
01:12:40,512 --> 01:12:45,808
- You need a lesson!
- By whom? Certainly not from you.

1058
01:12:45,809 --> 01:12:50,313
And why not?
Everything is already paid for. It 's free.

1059
01:12:50,314 --> 01:12:53,316
- But there are people around.
- I don't see anyone.

1060
01:13:00,903 --> 01:13:02,743
- Don't let me forget the carrots.
- OK.

1061
01:13:02,759 --> 01:13:05,728
- You really need all this pasta?
- Yeah, I think we need more pasta.

1062
01:13:05,741 --> 01:13:07,959
More pasta? We're not
cooking for a small village.

1063
01:13:07,981 --> 01:13:09,483
- Tomatoes.
- OK.

1064
01:13:09,493 --> 01:13:12,970
- Whose idea was this enterprise?
- Uh... it was hers. It was Monica's.

1065
01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:14,312
We all agreed to have dinner together.

1066
01:13:14,341 --> 01:13:17,112
Since Leonardo's at work all day,
and Sally's at school,

1067
01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:18,543
Monica suggested we do the cooking.

1068
01:13:18,556 --> 01:13:20,389
- Can I make a prediction?
- What?

1069
01:13:20,404 --> 01:13:24,219
- She can't cook.
- Apparently, there are some things she can cook.

1070
01:13:24,234 --> 01:13:27,384
- Like what?
- Like chocolate brownies.

1071
01:13:27,394 --> 01:13:30,644
Brownies? You're going to have
brownies as the main course?

1072
01:13:30,659 --> 01:13:32,885
Yeah... yeah, I think it should be fun.

1073
01:13:35,885 --> 01:13:38,015
- Do you think it needs more wine?
- Hmm, no...

1074
01:13:38,130 --> 01:13:40,579
I mean, I know the Italians
cook with a lot of...

1075
01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:41,539
There's a lot wine in here.
I can really feel it.

1076
01:13:41,549 --> 01:13:44,034
I don't know, it's... you know,
I think it might be the French.

1077
01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:44,514
No, let me see...

1078
01:13:44,531 --> 01:13:47,951
- I just... I don't want it to be too subtle.
- No, it's definitely not subtle.

1079
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,699
- Can I taste it?
- Yeah, of course, please.

1080
01:13:49,721 --> 01:13:52,182
Hmm... You know, I think it needs...

1081
01:13:52,193 --> 01:13:54,788
You know, I'll get some...
that other wine, that's there.

1082
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,727
The other wine? Are you sure?
We've already finished this one.

1083
01:13:56,734 --> 01:13:58,145
- Uh...
- OK.

1084
01:13:58,365 --> 01:13:59,836
Oh, oh, we have to put the brownies in.

1085
01:13:59,846 --> 01:14:02,701
- Can you bake?
- Can I bake? You said you bake.

1086
01:14:02,736 --> 01:14:06,635
Well, no. I can't... I have... I just...
I left the, um... recipe in Los Angeles.

1087
01:14:06,647 --> 01:14:09,722
But, you know, I'll do it. I can do it by
memory. I'm sure I can do it by memory.

1088
01:14:09,747 --> 01:14:11,297
Hey, you wanna just
order from a restaurant,

1089
01:14:11,311 --> 01:14:14,458
and maybe dirty up the kitchen
a little bit, and say we cooked it?

1090
01:14:14,472 --> 01:14:16,456
Well... Yeah, let me check this sauce.

1091
01:14:16,484 --> 01:14:18,554
Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna check it too, actually.

1092
01:14:18,570 --> 01:14:21,057
Oh, do you want, um...
penne or rigatoni?

1093
01:14:21,072 --> 01:14:23,768
Don't put the pasta in now.
They're not gonna be home for hours.

1094
01:14:23,797 --> 01:14:27,010
- Hmm... What?
- I think I'm a little drunk.

1095
01:14:27,022 --> 01:14:28,030
- Really?
- Yeah.

1096
01:14:28,037 --> 01:14:28,919
We can just... We can fake it.

1097
01:14:28,931 --> 01:14:30,796
- Yeah, I'm... I'm done with this.
- Good.

1098
01:14:30,811 --> 01:14:32,338
- I'm done with the cooking.
- OK.

1099
01:14:32,353 --> 01:14:35,324
I just... I promised Leonardo that
I'd make a really great dinner.

1100
01:14:35,343 --> 01:14:38,917
Yeah... You know, I'm so... I'm so glad
that worked out between you and Leonardo.

1101
01:14:38,928 --> 01:14:42,317
Really. Because, you know,
I'm the one that got you together.

1102
01:14:42,638 --> 01:14:45,997
Yeah, I mean, he, uh... he's nice.

1103
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:49,268
Sexy. I think you told Sally.

1104
01:14:49,984 --> 01:14:52,371
Hmm... hmm...

1105
01:14:54,449 --> 01:14:58,938
You know, I... Look, this is...
this is the wine talking.

1106
01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:05,830
He's not the most soulful character,
and he's not, um... he's not a sufferer.

1107
01:15:05,937 --> 01:15:07,938
What's... what's so great about suffering?

1108
01:15:08,022 --> 01:15:09,479
Well, I just...

1109
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,258
There's something
attractive about a man

1110
01:15:12,259 --> 01:15:15,307
who's sensitive to the
agonies of existence.

1111
01:15:17,903 --> 01:15:23,232
God, you would... you would be perfect
to play Miss Julie? The Strindberg play?

1112
01:15:23,241 --> 01:15:26,034
The Miss Julie tactic, I learned
it from a friend of mine,

1113
01:15:26,035 --> 01:15:27,265
who's a theater director.

1114
01:15:27,274 --> 01:15:29,922
Tell any actress who would be
perfect for the role of Miss Julie,

1115
01:15:29,936 --> 01:15:33,676
- and you could have your way with her.
- Just so amazed that you would say that.

1116
01:15:33,857 --> 01:15:38,439
I mean, Miss Julie is... is the role
that I was born to play.

1117
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:42,102
She is me!
How could you know that?

1118
01:15:42,126 --> 01:15:45,884
I have... a kind of non sequitur
question to ask you now?

1119
01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:47,862
What?

1120
01:15:49,013 --> 01:15:51,798
How would you feel if I kissed you?

1121
01:15:53,905 --> 01:15:58,561
Oh, um... That is a non sequitur.

1122
01:15:58,578 --> 01:16:00,192
Our little miss shocked.

1123
01:16:00,205 --> 01:16:03,202
Didn't you see that
two minutes ago she popped tic-tac.

1124
01:16:03,214 --> 01:16:04,259
What do you think that's about?

1125
01:16:04,270 --> 01:16:07,895
I'm serious. I'm serious.
What... what would you think?

1126
01:16:09,017 --> 01:16:11,986
I would think that you're living
with my best friend.

1127
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:17,510
Yeah, this is true.
And yet, I can't stop myself.

1128
01:16:22,530 --> 01:16:25,310
- Oh, that's not good!
- Why? You didn't like it?

1129
01:16:25,416 --> 01:16:29,134
No, I... I liked it,
and that's what's not... good.

1130
01:16:29,149 --> 01:16:31,875
And you? Will you ever recover from it?

1131
01:16:31,902 --> 01:16:36,037
No, no, she's... she's perfect. I mean,
this is... this is too good to be true.

1132
01:16:36,048 --> 01:16:39,901
If something is too good to be true,
you can bet it's not.

1133
01:16:40,707 --> 01:16:42,408
I have to have her.

1134
01:16:50,036 --> 01:16:52,209
What are we gonna do about this?

1135
01:16:52,624 --> 01:16:55,920
Are you acting?
Was it a performance?

1136
01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:58,579
I can't do this to Sally in her home.

1137
01:16:58,597 --> 01:17:01,781
No... no, it's OK. It's OK, trust me.
She... she won't be home for hours.

1138
01:17:01,794 --> 01:17:04,277
- No, I just mean I...
- What?

1139
01:17:04,475 --> 01:17:06,539
I don't wanna do it here.

1140
01:17:06,663 --> 01:17:09,419
For Christ's sakes, what is all this posturing about?

1141
01:17:09,430 --> 01:17:13,656
If you're gonna screw your best friend's boyfriend,
does it really matter what the venue is?

1142
01:17:13,681 --> 01:17:16,950
- You will never understand woman.
- That's been proven.

1143
01:17:16,963 --> 01:17:20,759
This is not gonna be some ongoing
affair behind Sally's back, right?

1144
01:17:20,784 --> 01:17:24,784
This is one rainy afternoon,
I'm a little bit drunk...

1145
01:17:24,818 --> 01:17:31,216
And yeah, I'm... I'm turned on by you,
but... just not here, not in her home.

1146
01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:33,764
OK. Look, the time for debating
is... is long passed.

1147
01:17:33,777 --> 01:17:35,851
Let's go down to the car.

1148
01:17:36,422 --> 01:17:40,705
Well, the car is different.
You can fuck me in the car.
I'm fine with that.

1149
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:51,377
Smile! Smile!

1150
01:17:54,631 --> 01:17:57,008
My God, you cannot!

1151
01:17:57,009 --> 01:17:59,135
my cousin!

1152
01:17:59,136 --> 01:18:03,347
We met by chance.
I don't have anything to say, nothing. Come on.

1153
01:18:03,391 --> 01:18:05,891
Nothing, nothing! Please...

1154
01:18:05,977 --> 01:18:09,145
We met by chance!

1155
01:18:09,230 --> 01:18:12,357
I was waiting for my wife.

1156
01:18:29,417 --> 01:18:32,795
Be respectful
at least for the procession.

1157
01:18:41,639 --> 01:18:46,184
Roberto, I can't take it anymore.
Why me, Roberto?

1158
01:18:46,185 --> 01:18:50,813
- What's going on?
- Sir, you must face it.

1159
01:18:50,814 --> 01:18:55,192
- You are very, very famous.
- But why?!

1160
01:18:55,193 --> 01:18:58,509
Look at this, the pills...
This morning it was full.

1161
01:18:58,510 --> 01:18:59,573
Ah. - mama Mia!

1162
01:18:59,574 --> 01:19:06,163
- Why am I famous?
- Why? You are famous for being famous.

1163
01:19:06,205 --> 01:19:08,958
But I haven't done anything, Roberto.

1164
01:19:08,959 --> 01:19:14,713
Excuse me, but, as I see it,
don't all those who are famous deserve it?

1165
01:19:14,798 --> 01:19:18,051
I don't know! You can see that!
You ask for my opinion?

1166
01:19:18,093 --> 01:19:21,095
Everyone's asking for my opinion.
I do not know!

1167
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:24,223
All I do is answer questions.
My life is a living hell!

1168
01:19:24,224 --> 01:19:27,435
A journalist asked me two days ago if there is a God.

1169
01:19:27,478 --> 01:19:29,854
I said, "What do I know? I don't know,"
and she was upset.

1170
01:19:29,855 --> 01:19:33,858
"Mr. Pisanello doesn't know if there is a God"
And I do not know!

1171
01:19:33,942 --> 01:19:36,612
Everyone asks me things...
"Pisanello"

1172
01:19:36,613 --> 01:19:39,865
"How do you scratch your head?
With the right or the left?"

1173
01:19:39,866 --> 01:19:41,950
"With both hands."
"Oh, he scratches with both!"

1174
01:19:41,993 --> 01:19:46,080
There! I scratch my head with
whatever hand I think is best. Okay?

1175
01:19:46,122 --> 01:19:52,252
Some secret! - The way I see it, sir,
I kind of agree with them.

1176
01:19:52,337 --> 01:19:57,758
Being a celebrity,
excitement, special privileges...

1177
01:19:57,843 --> 01:20:02,763
.. The adoring crowds who want an autograph,
every woman's dream.

1178
01:20:02,764 --> 01:20:06,518
Women! But you do not know...
"I love him!" They kneel!

1179
01:20:06,519 --> 01:20:09,394
"Ah, Pisanello! How beautiful!
He's so beautiful!"

1180
01:20:09,396 --> 01:20:12,524
They all want to be in bed with me...
in threes, fours...

1181
01:20:12,608 --> 01:20:14,609
I have enough problems with two...

1182
01:20:14,652 --> 01:20:19,490
The wife of a man of your caliber
knows he has to be shared with the public.

1183
01:20:19,532 --> 01:20:22,034
It's not normal...
Don't interrupt me...

1184
01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:25,787
Can't I speak to someone without being interrupted...

1185
01:20:25,872 --> 01:20:27,998
Enough!

1186
01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:32,753
Take me home! Enough!
I'll report you for violation of privacy!

1187
01:20:32,795 --> 01:20:36,132
You are heartless!

1188
01:20:36,633 --> 01:20:40,427
Bravo!
You're better than I had imagined.

1189
01:20:40,428 --> 01:20:44,265
- Why are you so quiet?
- Because I have committed adultery.

1190
01:20:44,308 --> 01:20:47,059
Consider it part of your training.

1191
01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:49,770
We did some things I've never done before.
Never.

1192
01:20:49,771 --> 01:20:54,526
- Why not?
- Because of Milly. They would upset her.

1193
01:20:54,569 --> 01:20:59,030
But with me you had no problem.
Is it because I'm a prostitute?

1194
01:20:59,073 --> 01:21:03,201
With you I felt uninhibited.
But now I feel guilty.

1195
01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:06,538
Milly would never commit adultery.
She would never betray me.

1196
01:21:06,581 --> 01:21:08,707
Maybe she wouldn't mind
that you learned something.

1197
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:12,711
Some things I can't do with Milly.
She's like a saint.

1198
01:21:12,796 --> 01:21:17,300
Yes, like Madonna.
Only where is Saint Milly?

1199
01:21:17,342 --> 01:21:21,219
You were the virgin at the wedding, not her.

1200
01:21:27,227 --> 01:21:32,356
- Like this?
- It 's beautiful here!

1201
01:21:32,442 --> 01:21:35,861
- Want a drink?
- No, thanks, I cannot.

1202
01:21:35,944 --> 01:21:39,322
But why not?

1203
01:21:41,117 --> 01:21:44,953
- Here.
- Thank you.

1204
01:21:46,623 --> 01:21:50,584
I love the old songs,
those of my childhood.

1205
01:21:50,627 --> 01:21:55,130
- they are very beautiful.
- when I once danced.

1206
01:21:55,757 --> 01:21:57,758
Eh, yes?

1207
01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:04,766
- Eh? - You are very good.
- Yes, so are you...

1208
01:22:07,518 --> 01:22:09,646
Ma ..  didn't you want to talk?

1209
01:22:09,730 --> 01:22:14,901
- Nostalgia is my weakness.
- Memories are so beautiful.

1210
01:22:16,904 --> 01:22:19,489
Did anyone ever tell you
that you're beautiful?

1211
01:22:19,531 --> 01:22:26,496
It is not true, no. My husband maybe
once but never a movie actor.

1212
01:22:26,539 --> 01:22:30,542
Please don't think of me as an actor,
I am a human being like everyone else...

1213
01:22:30,543 --> 01:22:35,171
.. with the same feelings, the same
vulnerabilities, the same desires.

1214
01:22:35,172 --> 01:22:41,178
I'm sorry,...
when you kiss those beautiful women in the cinema...

1215
01:22:41,179 --> 01:22:45,557
.. You seem to me, how should I say...
A crazy man.

1216
01:22:45,558 --> 01:22:49,687
A kiss is just fiction on film.

1217
01:22:49,689 --> 01:22:53,691
Yes, I know, but I've always wondered

1218
01:22:53,692 --> 01:22:58,404
.. I wondered what it would be like
kissing Luke Salta.

1219
01:23:01,409 --> 01:23:03,451
Now you know.

1220
01:23:04,328 --> 01:23:08,081
- That was beautiful! - Wonderful?
- No, no more.

1221
01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:11,835
- Wait.  Now we take a nap.
- What? A nap?

1222
01:23:11,919 --> 01:23:13,962
Well, at this point
I can't go back.

1223
01:23:14,047 --> 01:23:21,344
- You're so charming.
- No, no, no, no. What a mess!

1224
01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:25,224
- I don't see the problem.
- Yes there is a problem.

1225
01:23:25,225 --> 01:23:27,811
I would love to make love with you...

1226
01:23:27,854 --> 01:23:32,606
.. So I could tell my grandchildren something,
but I can't commit adultery.

1227
01:23:32,607 --> 01:23:34,608
Forget the semantics...

1228
01:23:37,238 --> 01:23:39,364
I love all of you.

1229
01:23:39,365 --> 01:23:44,369
My Lady, I don't know what to do.
I do not know what to do.

1230
01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:49,373
I love my husband, but I am so curious.

1231
01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:53,587
Life is so short, there are certain moments
already written in destiny.

1232
01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:59,968
- This is one of those moments.
- No, wait a moment, please.
I must go to the bathroom.

1233
01:24:00,011 --> 01:24:04,222
Don't move. Don'tt move from there.
Do not go.

1234
01:24:28,055 --> 01:24:29,982
I swore we wouldn't do this.

1235
01:24:30,189 --> 01:24:34,785
I know... I know, I know. Me, neither.
I, uh... I have to tell Sally.

1236
01:24:35,046 --> 01:24:38,941
But you said your relationship was winding
down, I mean, this cannot be because of me.

1237
01:24:38,965 --> 01:24:43,326
No... no, don't say that!
No... no, it is, it is. It's winding down.

1238
01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:50,902
I... I had fantasies yesterday
of us being together.

1239
01:24:50,923 --> 01:24:52,277
Really?

1240
01:24:53,371 --> 01:24:55,523
Exploring Italy, and...

1241
01:24:56,411 --> 01:25:02,489
looking at all the great architecture
of Milan and Venice and Naples.

1242
01:25:04,171 --> 01:25:07,306
- You could teach me.
- I'm a good teacher.

1243
01:25:09,401 --> 01:25:17,269
We could stay in little towns
in bed-and-breakfasts.

1244
01:25:17,803 --> 01:25:21,859
Listen, Sally's taking her exams
next week at the university, I just...

1245
01:25:22,003 --> 01:25:23,655
I just don't wanna bring this
to her before then.

1246
01:25:23,671 --> 01:25:24,728
No, of course.

1247
01:25:24,747 --> 01:25:29,098
Yeah, but right after, right after.
I... I love you.

1248
01:25:44,828 --> 01:25:47,079
Okay.

1249
01:25:52,003 --> 01:25:54,754
Who is that?
He seems interesting!

1250
01:25:59,844 --> 01:26:03,638
We're on the road with Aldo Romano.
It is true that you are a bus driver?

1251
01:26:03,639 --> 01:26:05,975
What do you want? I don't understand?

1252
01:26:06,017 --> 01:26:09,645
- It 's true that you bring your clothes to the laundry?
- Yes, but what do you want?

1253
01:26:09,729 --> 01:26:13,024
- Do you like hamburger?
- No, I don't like it.

1254
01:26:13,024 --> 01:26:16,486
- Is that a stain on the jacket?
- Yes, it's marinara sauce.

1255
01:26:16,528 --> 01:26:20,031
- How did this happen?
- Do I have to tell everyone?

1256
01:26:20,032 --> 01:26:25,286
I was eating a plate of rigatoni.
Why does it matter to you?

1257
01:26:39,802 --> 01:26:45,140
- Gabriel, Camilla, Sofia.
- Hello, Dad! - Hello! - Hello!

1258
01:26:45,141 --> 01:26:47,894
You know it's all over?

1259
01:26:47,936 --> 01:26:51,188
It's back to business as usual.
I'm so happy!

1260
01:26:51,189 --> 01:26:54,066
Now Aldo Romano is all over the news.

1261
01:26:54,151 --> 01:26:59,531
To celebrate we'll go get a pizza in Velletri.
I'm buying.

1262
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:02,325
- Who is it?
- Aldo Romano.

1263
01:27:04,878 --> 01:27:07,656
- I think I did really well on the exams.
- Of course, you did.

1264
01:27:07,670 --> 01:27:09,980
Yeah, you sailed through it,
because you studied hard enough.

1265
01:27:09,992 --> 01:27:11,235
I worked hard.

1266
01:27:11,248 --> 01:27:13,801
Yeah, you did. She doubts herself
for no reason, I don't know why.

1267
01:27:13,818 --> 01:27:16,134
- Do you guys want something else?
- Uh...

1268
01:27:16,293 --> 01:27:17,497
- Sure. No!
- No.

1269
01:27:17,515 --> 01:27:19,978
Oh, OK. Alright, well...

1270
01:27:20,995 --> 01:27:22,369
OK.

1271
01:27:25,005 --> 01:27:27,194
You see how confident she is?

1272
01:27:27,212 --> 01:27:30,679
So I'm gonna... I'm gonna take her to dinner,
and I'm gonna tell her tonight.

1273
01:27:30,706 --> 01:27:32,559
- OK. Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.

1274
01:27:32,575 --> 01:27:34,537
In fact, I planned out an
amazing trip for us.

1275
01:27:34,556 --> 01:27:37,184
Believe it or not, I've never been
to the Acropolis or the Parthenon.

1276
01:27:37,203 --> 01:27:39,295
- Can we go to Sicily?
- Yeah, of course. You know what?

1277
01:27:39,309 --> 01:27:41,501
Actually, we could... we could hire a
sailboat and go around the boot,

1278
01:27:41,518 --> 01:27:43,168
- if you want to.
- I've always seen pictures of Palermo,

1279
01:27:43,187 --> 01:27:45,879
- I just think it is so romantic.
- Well... you can see pictures compared...

1280
01:27:45,898 --> 01:27:48,642
...to nothing to being there,
in the real place. We...

1281
01:27:48,949 --> 01:27:51,166
- If you wanna... Yeah, sure.
- Excuse me.

1282
01:27:51,694 --> 01:27:52,736
Hello?

1283
01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:54,862
No, I can't... Hello?

1284
01:27:55,578 --> 01:27:57,488
- OK, I'm gonna see if I can...
- Sure.

1285
01:27:57,574 --> 01:27:58,861
Hello?

1286
01:28:03,475 --> 01:28:06,206
- It's sad.
- What is?

1287
01:28:06,787 --> 01:28:09,051
That you're in love with Monica.

1288
01:28:09,087 --> 01:28:11,174
I just... something about her.

1289
01:28:11,396 --> 01:28:14,201
- You know that Sally's in love with you, right?
- I know.

1290
01:28:14,623 --> 01:28:18,140
And your common sense tells you that
Sally is the much more sensible choice.

1291
01:28:18,152 --> 01:28:21,452
Yeah, I know.
I know all of that, and yet...

1292
01:28:21,607 --> 01:28:24,892
- I can't explain it.
- I understand.

1293
01:28:25,876 --> 01:28:27,003
- Guess what?
- What?

1294
01:28:27,023 --> 01:28:28,881
- I got a part.
- A part?

1295
01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:30,223
I get a part...

1296
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:34,102
...in a movie. It's a high budget,
it shoots in Los Angeles and Tokyo.

1297
01:28:34,111 --> 01:28:36,024
- But where?
- I have to leave tonight.

1298
01:28:36,039 --> 01:28:38,061
What was that about sailboat and Sicily?

1299
01:28:38,076 --> 01:28:41,655
- They need me for like five months.
- Five months in Japan?

1300
01:28:41,676 --> 01:28:44,286
Uh... one month in Los Angeles,
four in Japan.

1301
01:28:44,316 --> 01:28:46,430
I mean, assuming it all goes on time.

1302
01:28:46,486 --> 01:28:48,466
Oh, I cannot wait to go!

1303
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:52,213
I mean, it is like my dream and life
to spend time in the far east.

1304
01:28:52,228 --> 01:28:54,477
- That's your dream?
- Who's in it?

1305
01:28:54,497 --> 01:28:57,130
Justin Brill, Ricardo Ramirez...

1306
01:28:57,149 --> 01:28:59,269
Ricardo Ramirez?
He's a very attractive man.

1307
01:28:59,304 --> 01:29:02,573
And I worked with Justin Brill before,
like when he was married to Rebecca Wright,

1308
01:29:02,584 --> 01:29:07,372
- and he had this big mad crush on me.
- Well, he's available now.

1309
01:29:07,396 --> 01:29:09,403
This is so exciting!

1310
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:13,172
I can't wait to get back to Los Angeles,
see my acting coach.

1311
01:29:13,184 --> 01:29:16,244
I mean, no matter what it is like to
visit a place, there's nothing like home.

1312
01:29:16,253 --> 01:29:18,591
- Who's the directing?
- Max Trommel.

1313
01:29:18,605 --> 01:29:21,666
I... adore him.
I adore his work.

1314
01:29:21,678 --> 01:29:24,167
And you know what?
He's like the only director...

1315
01:29:24,175 --> 01:29:26,871
...that I would trust to direct
the nude scenes that I have to do?

1316
01:29:26,886 --> 01:29:29,158
And although, I mean he does a lot of drugs,

1317
01:29:29,180 --> 01:29:35,248
and somehow, that burnt-out look is
just so... it's just so sexy on him.

1318
01:29:36,466 --> 01:29:38,165
I have to lose some weight.

1319
01:29:38,486 --> 01:29:45,192
I mean, the writer saw me on that TV thing,
and he just... he flipped out over my quality.

1320
01:29:45,375 --> 01:29:46,667
I'm like five pounds or so. . .

1321
01:29:46,677 --> 01:29:49,169
"I'll just start running again.
I'll start running again."

1322
01:29:49,288 --> 01:29:53,290
This part is such a great show case for me.

1323
01:29:53,305 --> 01:29:55,298
I... I just hope I can bring my dog.

1324
01:29:55,318 --> 01:29:58,531
I hope it's not like London
where it's so hard to bring a pet.

1325
01:29:59,386 --> 01:30:01,512
Milly Stay calm, stay calm.

1326
01:30:01,513 --> 01:30:04,389
Is it better to go to bed and have a regret...

1327
01:30:04,474 --> 01:30:08,393
or just leave and have a regret for life?

1328
01:30:08,394 --> 01:30:12,398
What shall I do? Better remorse, no?

1329
01:30:12,482 --> 01:30:16,652
Better remorse, absolutely.

1330
01:30:21,742 --> 01:30:24,597
- Yes, better remorse.
- Shut up.

1331
01:30:24,599 --> 01:30:27,621
What?
- Shut up or I'll kill you.

1332
01:30:29,542 --> 01:30:35,045
Now open the door and let's go.
Not a word.

1333
01:30:36,298 --> 01:30:40,302
- Are you ready love?
- Don't even open your mouth.

1334
01:30:40,386 --> 01:30:44,306
If you do what I say
it will be okay.

1335
01:30:44,307 --> 01:30:45,493
- Got it?
- Yes

1336
01:30:45,494 --> 01:30:48,310
Then give me your
money and jewelry.

1337
01:30:48,395 --> 01:30:53,775
- You know who I am?
- No, I don't and I don't give a damn.

1338
01:30:55,068 --> 01:30:57,694
- Shut up and stop crying.
- Here.

1339
01:30:57,695 --> 01:31:02,450
- Give me your wallet.
- But don't get up.

1340
01:31:02,534 --> 01:31:06,454
- Give me your watch. - Yes
- The watch. - Yes

1341
01:31:06,455 --> 01:31:08,956
Open up.

1342
01:31:09,041 --> 01:31:13,961
Open up, I am in charge of hotel security.

1343
01:31:14,046 --> 01:31:16,339
Open up, Luke! I know you're there.

1344
01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:20,969
- My wife! That's my wife.
- Your wife?
- Yes

1345
01:31:21,053 --> 01:31:24,556
- But you said you were separated!
- Oh, what a fool!

1346
01:31:24,598 --> 01:31:28,434
- I do not want to end up like the other woman
in the paper.
- I'm finished.

1347
01:31:28,435 --> 01:31:30,813
Oh...

1348
01:31:30,854 --> 01:31:34,608
Listen to me.
Let's do this... you're not finished yet.

1349
01:31:34,693 --> 01:31:38,362
Let's do this. Go to the
bathroom and hide in the shower.

1350
01:31:38,363 --> 01:31:42,075
- I'll put her in bed.
- Yes
- Go and shut the door.

1351
01:31:42,116 --> 01:31:46,371
- Together.
- Yes, good.
- Close the door. . . .Go to bed.

1352
01:31:47,206 --> 01:31:49,457
Open up!

1353
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:55,505
- Now sir, explain why you didn't open the door.
- Come on.

1354
01:31:55,505 --> 01:31:58,342
- Come near the bed.
- Didn't you hear me knocking?

1355
01:31:58,384 --> 01:32:02,637
- What's going on? Are you crazy?
- Didn't you hear?

1356
01:32:02,638 --> 01:32:06,516
Didn't I hear what?
I'm here with my girlfriend and I was...

1357
01:32:06,601 --> 01:32:08,768
He is not the woman's husband?

1358
01:32:08,769 --> 01:32:12,147
- We didn't know!
- She said it was her husband.

1359
01:32:12,148 --> 01:32:15,901
You're all crazy! I will sue!

1360
01:32:15,901 --> 01:32:18,904
Please forgive us and please excuse us.
What have you done?

1361
01:32:18,905 --> 01:32:25,160
I do not understand what is happening.

1362
01:32:25,245 --> 01:32:27,539
- It was not my fault.
- Leave.

1363
01:32:27,622 --> 01:32:31,501
- Look, this was not my fault.
- Madam, be patient!

1364
01:32:31,544 --> 01:32:37,381
- I'm sorry. - I'll call lawyers.
- Sorry.

1365
01:32:37,758 --> 01:32:41,510
- Anyway, I...
- Come, madam. Thank you.

1366
01:32:41,512 --> 01:32:47,059
- It shouldn't have to end like this.
I don't know what happened...
- Take it easy, ma'am.

1367
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:52,189
- But...
- Enough!

1368
01:32:53,774 --> 01:32:56,067
- Thank you. A million thanks.
- Imagine.

1369
01:32:56,068 --> 01:32:59,779
I take my leave now.

1370
01:32:59,823 --> 01:33:05,661
In fact, here is the watch.
I'll also give you my ring. Take it all.

1371
01:33:05,704 --> 01:33:08,039
- Thank you. Really, thanks.
- Thank you.

1372
01:33:08,081 --> 01:33:12,209
- Thank you very much.
- Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.

1373
01:33:12,295 --> 01:33:14,712
I can't believe it.

1374
01:33:18,342 --> 01:33:23,596
Of course... right,
you're really cute.

1375
01:33:23,597 --> 01:33:27,851
- What?
- He's right, you're pretty.

1376
01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:34,232
Thank you. Ma .. you are a thief, right?

1377
01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:40,238
Yes, I'm a thief specializing in hotels.

1378
01:33:40,239 --> 01:33:44,869
- But I also do some mugging.
- Oh yeah?

1379
01:33:44,870 --> 01:33:50,624
- Ah. Exciting.
- You're exciting.

1380
01:33:54,505 --> 01:33:58,132
You know I've never made love with a criminal.

1381
01:33:58,133 --> 01:34:03,346
- My husband is a businessman, very respectable.
- Yes?
- Yes

1382
01:34:03,389 --> 01:34:10,646
You know what they say:
Opportunity makes one a thief.
Shall we take this opportunity?

1383
01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:15,401
- Sure. - Of course.
- We are in a hotel room.

1384
01:34:15,402 --> 01:34:21,407
- We're in bed, you're in your underwear.
- I'm already undressed.

1385
01:34:21,408 --> 01:34:24,618
- So. - So what?
- So, anyway...

1386
01:34:39,372 --> 01:34:41,909
I guess I'll never hear from Monica again.

1387
01:34:41,952 --> 01:34:44,580
Yes, but you can read her about
in the gossip columns...

1388
01:34:44,599 --> 01:34:48,976
...dating Justin Brill,
vacationing in his Aspen lodge.

1389
01:34:49,333 --> 01:34:52,370
Consider yourself lucky.
You saved your own life there.

1390
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:58,835
A year with her, she would let you freefall
parachuting and adopting Burmese orphans.

1391
01:34:58,989 --> 01:35:03,553
- With age comes wisdom.
- With age comes exhaustion.

1392
01:35:03,597 --> 01:35:06,135
- Look, here is where we first met.
- Yeah.

1393
01:35:06,287 --> 01:35:08,455
I should be getting back
to the Excelsior.

1394
01:35:08,467 --> 01:35:10,894
Oh, it's a nice hotel.
Obviously you're doing well.

1395
01:35:11,043 --> 01:35:16,603
- There's a lot of dough in shopping malls.
- You sold out.

1396
01:35:16,757 --> 01:35:20,196
As a foolish man once said,
"Stuff happens."

1397
01:35:21,156 --> 01:35:23,917
- I'll leave you here.

1398
01:35:24,268 --> 01:35:25,290
Goodbye.

1399
01:35:46,872 --> 01:35:49,499
How nice!

1400
01:35:52,377 --> 01:35:55,505
Tonight there's a film preview.

1401
01:35:55,506 --> 01:35:58,841
We can go without casino
and enjoy the film.

1402
01:35:58,884 --> 01:36:02,220
We can't be out there posing for journalists.

1403
01:36:05,265 --> 01:36:09,727
- Look, we were not invited.
- Ah...

1404
01:36:09,728 --> 01:36:12,855
Then we can stay at home and enjoy the film.

1405
01:36:12,899 --> 01:36:20,280
And I no longer have to share you with
models, actresses and sexy secretaries.

1406
01:36:20,281 --> 01:36:25,285
Ma ..  Hey! Hey! Hey!

1407
01:36:25,370 --> 01:36:27,996
I am Leopoldo Pisanello.

1408
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:31,250
Good morning, ma'am.
This morning I had breakfast...

1409
01:36:31,293 --> 01:36:34,503
.. I put butter on two slices of bread,
 and jam.

1410
01:36:34,547 --> 01:36:37,132
Then I made lather with the shaving gel

1411
01:36:37,173 --> 01:36:42,053
Because that's how I shave
with gel. I really like the lather.

1412
01:36:42,054 --> 01:36:46,057
I am Leopoldo Pisanello.
Good morning. Want an autograph?

1413
01:36:46,142 --> 01:36:51,187
I'm Leopoldo Pisanello. You want it?
I'm Leopoldo Pisanello. Lady!

1414
01:36:51,188 --> 01:36:56,151
I'll give you a scoop: I wear boxers.
Do you want to see them?

1415
01:36:56,193 --> 01:37:02,699
Do you want to see the boxers? Here they are.
I wear white boxers, large.

1416
01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:06,078
Here they are. It 's a scoop!

1417
01:37:06,163 --> 01:37:12,418
Lady! I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.
Do you think a trim would be better?

1418
01:37:12,460 --> 01:37:16,672
And she's my wife.
Miss, look. A tear in her stockings.

1419
01:37:16,715 --> 01:37:22,219
The run is fashionable.
It's a "trend".

1420
01:37:22,305 --> 01:37:27,600
Do you want to see Pisanello on one leg only?
Here it is, on one leg.

1421
01:37:27,602 --> 01:37:32,230
E 'scoop exceptional.
This morning I had breakfast...

1422
01:37:32,231 --> 01:37:38,696
Enough paparazzi!
Enough paparazzi! Enough!

1423
01:37:38,738 --> 01:37:42,741
- Excuse me, but I know you. - Yes ..
- Yes, I remember the face.

1424
01:37:42,826 --> 01:37:44,868
You are... What was your name?

1425
01:37:44,869 --> 01:37:47,166
- I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.
- That's it.

1426
01:37:47,167 --> 01:37:48,580
You want an autograph?

1427
01:37:48,624 --> 01:37:53,126
- Yes, if you want to... my notebook.
- I'll give you an autograph.

1428
01:37:53,127 --> 01:37:54,252
Thank you.

1429
01:37:54,338 --> 01:37:58,541
- I'm Leopoldo Pisanello, if you remember.
- Thank you.

1430
01:37:58,542 --> 01:37:59,592
It's me.

1431
01:37:59,635 --> 01:38:03,437
- You see?
- Yes, let's go home, our children are there.

1432
01:38:03,438 --> 01:38:04,388
Come on.

1433
01:38:04,389 --> 01:38:09,352
Here, here.
Surely he remembers me.

1434
01:38:09,394 --> 01:38:13,648
This gentleman was once my driver.
Right?

1435
01:38:13,733 --> 01:38:19,529
- Yes - There.
- I told you life is sometimes very cruel.

1436
01:38:19,613 --> 01:38:22,908
It doesn't give satisfaction,
neither to the rich and famous . .

1437
01:38:22,909 --> 01:38:25,410
.. nor to the poor and unknown.

1438
01:38:25,495 --> 01:38:31,166
But, between the two,
being rich and famous is definitely better.

1439
01:38:32,168 --> 01:38:35,879
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- Thank you. - Lord. - Goodbye.

1440
01:38:37,549 --> 01:38:40,300
Come on.

1441
01:38:40,386 --> 01:38:45,515
- You know what he said?
- Yes, I understand... I get it.

1442
01:38:54,316 --> 01:39:02,574
- Milly? Milly?
- Where were you? I was worried.

1443
01:39:02,658 --> 01:39:06,704
- What happened to you?
- I went to find you.

1444
01:39:06,787 --> 01:39:10,331
Then I lost the phone.
I was lost in Rome.

1445
01:39:10,417 --> 01:39:12,418
But where were you?

1446
01:39:12,459 --> 01:39:15,212
With my uncles, but I was thinking of you
every single minute.

1447
01:39:15,297 --> 01:39:19,091
- Did it go well?
- We're going home.

1448
01:39:19,092 --> 01:39:21,720
- Home?
- Yes, let's go back to Pordenone.

1449
01:39:21,721 --> 01:39:24,722
- But we just got here.
- It doesn't matter.

1450
01:39:24,807 --> 01:39:28,685
You don't want to meet my uncles
and their jerk friends.

1451
01:39:28,727 --> 01:39:31,599
I don't want that job.
I want my old job back.

1452
01:39:31,605 --> 01:39:34,979
Maybe we won't be rich,
but we will have a better life
.

1453
01:39:34,983 --> 01:39:40,697
- Don't you still want to teach?
- Yes. Yes, but... - No "but".

1454
01:39:40,740 --> 01:39:43,109
We'll go back home and have a life...

1455
01:39:43,117 --> 01:39:48,246
.. A life much better, with children.

1456
01:39:52,336 --> 01:39:56,756
And I can... I can paint a little.

1457
01:40:00,969 --> 01:40:06,891
Okay. I'm surprised.
I don't know what to tell you.

1458
01:40:06,975 --> 01:40:10,227
Don't say anything. Let's make love.

1459
01:40:10,271 --> 01:40:13,982
- How?
- Before leaving, we'll celebrate.

1460
01:40:14,024 --> 01:40:17,151
Now I'll teach you something about the stars.

1461
01:40:19,614 --> 01:40:25,160
- I will ravage you. So, don't be surprised.
- Ravage me.

1462
01:41:41,740 --> 01:41:44,993
I'll say my lines.

1463
01:41:46,245 --> 01:41:53,836
A great show for twenty-three hours.

1464
01:41:53,879 --> 01:41:58,632
Put on your costume...

1465
01:41:58,633 --> 01:42:04,763
.. and your face.

1466
01:42:04,849 --> 01:42:15,149
The people pay and they want to laugh.

1467
01:42:15,275 --> 01:42:25,535
And if a Harlequin shall steal your Columbine,...

1468
01:42:25,536 --> 01:42:31,751
.. laugh, clown...

1469
01:42:31,792 --> 01:42:36,630
..  and everyone applauds.

1470
01:42:37,131 --> 01:42:44,388
Laugh, clown...

1471
01:42:44,431 --> 01:42:57,694
.. your love is broken.

1472
01:42:57,778 --> 01:43:00,905
Laugh.

1473
01:43:00,949 --> 01:43:07,955
- No! - The name!
- Devil! But really...

1474
01:43:07,956 --> 01:43:11,833
(chorus) - What are you doing?
- To you! To you!

1475
01:43:11,918 --> 01:43:17,965
In the throes of death you will tell!

1476
01:43:17,966 --> 01:43:22,094
- Help!
- Edda!

1477
01:43:23,472 --> 01:43:29,101
Ah, are you? So be it!

1478
01:43:35,191 --> 01:43:40,321
The comedy is over.

1479
01:44:10,975 --> 01:44:14,879
Dad, the critics says you were wonderful,
"a voice from the golden era".

1480
01:44:14,896 --> 01:44:19,821
It is so great, I... I can't believe it!
But no more for me?

1481
01:44:19,839 --> 01:44:23,461
- I've proved myself enough.
- You are beautiful here.

1482
01:44:23,478 --> 01:44:27,387
Mama don't fly, I don't tour,
my life is fulfilled.

1483
01:44:27,429 --> 01:44:29,663
I've had a great family. I stay home.

1484
01:44:29,682 --> 01:44:32,332
I relax. I bury people. I'm happy.

1485
01:44:32,768 --> 01:44:35,352
- You're not going away then?
- No. I've had enough.

1486
01:44:35,375 --> 01:44:37,041
Tonight I owe everybody an apology.

1487
01:44:37,086 --> 01:44:40,507
We should get to the Spanish Steps
for Max's cocktail party.

1488
01:44:40,734 --> 01:44:41,658
We're late?

1489
01:44:41,674 --> 01:44:43,248
No, I mean, he's an old
friend of my father,

1490
01:44:43,249 --> 01:44:44,682
he's not gonna mind
if we're a bit late.

1491
01:44:44,697 --> 01:44:46,214
- But we should go soon.
- Alright.

1492
01:44:46,241 --> 01:44:50,537
- Do you forgive me?
- Oh, I'm so happy for your husband.

1493
01:44:50,568 --> 01:44:54,752
And as for you, how can I
not forgive you? I love you.

1494
01:44:54,958 --> 01:44:58,274
"Another Caruso, and in difficult conditions."

1495
01:44:58,337 --> 01:45:01,127
Oh, goodness, they weren't very kind
to my father, were they?

1496
01:45:01,173 --> 01:45:03,983
Uh... Wait, I think it's better
you don't hear that.

1497
01:45:04,009 --> 01:45:06,709
No, no, I can take it.
Just don't tell my Dad.

1498
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:09,030
Thankfully, he doesn't understand
the word of Italian.

1499
01:45:09,051 --> 01:45:13,624
Alright, um...
"Except from Mr. Santoli's magnificent voice...

1500
01:45:13,644 --> 01:45:17,253
Magnificent! His voice is the most beautiful of all!

1501
01:45:17,273 --> 01:45:22,432
- Whatever, "whoever imbecile..." imbecile?
- Yeah, imbecile.

1502
01:45:22,444 --> 01:45:27,527
"whoever imbecile conceived
this moronic experience...

1503
01:45:27,554 --> 01:45:31,571
"...should be taken out and beheaded."

1504
01:45:31,621 --> 01:45:34,162
Oh, well, he's gotten worse.

1505
01:45:34,186 --> 01:45:37,201
This has to be the most beautiful
terrace in all of Rome.

1506
01:45:37,251 --> 01:45:40,108
Yeah, for my wife and I is a
privilege to live up here.

1507
01:45:40,130 --> 01:45:43,566
Yeah, I mean, the Spanish Steps
right there, the people watching...

1508
01:45:43,591 --> 01:45:46,992
Phyllis, the review was so great.
I mean, the press... what...

1509
01:45:47,011 --> 01:45:50,041
The press called me, um...
not... not, what's the word they used?

1510
01:45:50,057 --> 01:45:54,148
not a maestro,
but uh...uh... an "imbecille"!

1511
01:45:54,175 --> 01:45:57,313
- I... What... what does it mean?
- Means you're ahead of your time.

1512
01:45:57,369 --> 01:46:00,621
Ahead... you know, your mother,
I'm happy to say, lucky woman,

1513
01:46:00,634 --> 01:46:01,843
married an "imbecille".

1514
01:46:01,860 --> 01:46:06,856
- So I toast to my future father-in-law.
- Ah, well, good luck to you guys.

1515
01:46:06,907 --> 01:46:09,823
- Honey, let's go to see the piazza.
- Yeah. - Get a click.

1516
01:46:09,952 --> 01:46:13,453
I'm so glad to see them.
They make a lovely couple.

1517
01:46:14,602 --> 01:46:17,951
Oh, this city is unbelievable.

1518
01:46:18,402 --> 01:46:21,332
I think we should get married
right in front of the fountain there.

1519
01:46:21,381 --> 01:46:23,377
Anything you want.

1520
01:46:23,987 --> 01:46:27,771
Oh, I could stand here all night.
It's so beautiful.

1521
01:47:03,048 --> 01:47:08,219
It's me, that knows Rome best,
not the traffic policeman or anyone.

1522
01:47:08,242 --> 01:47:11,134
I see all from here.

1523
01:47:11,255 --> 01:47:16,916
The Romans, the students,
the lovers on the Spanish Steps.

1524
01:47:17,897 --> 01:47:22,264
There're many stories.
Next time you come.