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 Better here?

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 Or better here?

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 Better here?

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 Or better here? You don't want to be blind
 at Christmas, Mrs Ryor. Help me out.

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 - l don't need glasses.
 - You need binoculars.

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 We're settling for glasses.

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 - Better one?
 - Glasses will make me look old.

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 Try these.

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 l look hot.

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 - Evening, Father Bruce.
 - Hello, Dr Finch.

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 - Hello, Mrs Patterson.
 - Hello, Dr Finch.

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 - Dr Finch.
 - Hello, Gustave, Gerta.

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 l'd love to chat and so, but you know
 how focused Gerta gets on our runs.

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 You should maybe get that looked at.

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 And start wearing some padding.

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 Well, l'm sure
 it's more fun your way, Arturo,

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 but hang the decorations,
 don'tjust chuck 'em up and hope they stick.

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 - Hey, Steve.
 - Mayor Young.

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 - What do you think?
 - Looking good.

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 - Thank you.
 - ls that an angel on top?

21
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 lt should be,
 but we couldn't find one big enough.

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 But my wife has a doll collection,
 so she lent us her Marilyn Monroe.

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 Nice touch. lt looks good.
 Don't go overboard with the lights, though.

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 - We don't want to seem tacky.
 - As you say. Winterfest is your baby.

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 Have we got any big surprises this year?

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 Come on, nobody keeps a secret
 better than me. For instance...

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 l know for a fact
 that Sheriff Dave is a cross-dresser.

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 l never told a soul.

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 Until today.

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 Hi, honey. l'm home.

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 lt's the raw quail eggs, isn't it? lt's the texture,
 right? The grainy, slimy, milky...

32
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 - Can you taste the curry?
 - Yeah. Yeah.

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 Gee, l sure hope there's more ofthat.

34
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 You are such a bad liar.

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 l knew it was awful. lt's awful, right?

36
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 - Yeah.
 - Who wants pizza?

37
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 My life just isn't working out
 the way l thought it would.

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 - Excuse me?
 - Oh, honey, you don't mean that.

39
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 l'm ten and what have l really accomplished?

40
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 A half-season of soccer.
 Cleared legendary mode of Halo.

41
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 A lacklustre stint in the Cub Scouts.

42
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 Hey.

43
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 Hey, guess what day it is? Come on, guess.

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 - Maddy?
 - l don't know and l don't care.

45
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 Wrong.

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 lt's December 1st.

47
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 Time to break out the Christmas calendar.

48
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 Yes, this is a busy time ofyear,
 so you have to have a game plan.

49
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 OK. December 3rd, we hang the wreath.

50
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 - You get so intense about Christmas.
 - l'm not intense, just extremely organised.

51
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 When talking about caroling,
 you shouldn't say ''flanking manoeuvre''.

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 Look, l know it's only December 1st, but l
 have all the planning to do for the Winterfest.

53
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 You have a cookbook to write,
 the kids have school.

54
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 lt all goes by so quickly.
 Before you know it, Christmas will be over.

55
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 That doesn't mean
 we have to plan every second.

56
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 Look, my dad dragged me
 from one air force base to another.

57
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 Christmas was not a priority for him.
 We didn't even have a tree.

58
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 l want things to be different for my kids.

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 l want them to have
 big family traditions year after year

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 that they can count on and look forward to.

61
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 You're right.

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 - l'm gonna try to be more supportive.
 - Well, you should be.

63
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 Madison is a loner.
 She has hardly any friends.

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 Carter's a ten-year-old boy
 with a midlife crisis.

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 Let's face it, our kids are a little weird.

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 This year they need Christmas
 more than ever.

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 You're right.

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 l'm sorry. You're right.

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 Snowmen, eggnog, caroling -
 we're gonna do it all, OK?

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 OK.

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 - And l don't write cookbooks.
 - What?

72
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 You always say that l write cookbooks,
 but l don't.

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 l just edit other people's recipes and compile
 them into cookbooks that nobody buys.

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 Then write your own.

75
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 So the rejection would be more personal?
 No, thank you.

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 - l think you should.
 - Really?

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 - Yeah. l think you could.
 - Really?

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 Sure.

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 What is that?

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 - ls it a truck?
 - l don't know.

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 Looks like we have new neighbours.

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 Who moves in the middle ofthe night?
 A meth lab?

83
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 How bad could it be?

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 Here we go. OK.

85
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 Hot!

86
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 Whoa, big guy. Take it easy.

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 You're spazzing out on me.
 Look like you're having a seizure.

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 l got Tasered once.
 lt looked exactly like that.

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 - And l'm man enough to say l wet myself.
 - Who are you?

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 l'm Buddy Hall.
 We just moved in across the street.

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 - You don't happen to have a cat, do you?
 - No.

92
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 Good. l was moving in last night,
 l accidentally dropped a fridge on one.

93
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 - Thank God most of it got away.
 - Buddy!

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 Tia, come on over and meet...
 What's your name?

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 - Steve Finch. But this isn't a good time.
 - Come and meet Steve.

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 - Good morning.
 - Oh, well.

97
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 Steve, you have a way with the ladies.

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 Oh, thank you.

99
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 Kelly, this is Buddy, our next-door neighbour.

100
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 Honey, l measured and
 the ceiling's too low in the bedroom.

101
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 We're gonna have to get a shorter pole.

102
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 Morning. Oh, what did he do?
 Try to steal your paper?

103
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 - No, l was just being neighbourly.
 - Leave you alone for five minutes...

104
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 Looks like we got a visitor.

105
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 Don't put the little guy away on my account.

106
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 Tia, this is Kelly. Kelly, this is Tia.

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 - Hi, so nice to meet you.
 - You too.

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 - You have kids, right?
 - We do.

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 Why don't you come over?
 We should talk about starting a car pool.

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 - That sounds great. Welcome. Bye.
 - Thank you.

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 Watch out, it's hot. Hot, hot, hot.

112
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 Mm, it's good.

113
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 - l can't believe this.
 - We're just saying hello.

114
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 Come on in, it's open.

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 - Hello.
 - Oh, good.

116
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 Could you come over here
 and give me a little boost?

117
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,359
 Oh, sure.

118
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,839
 Seriously, l'm about to break my neck.

119
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 Just yank it up there.
 Yeah, just a little bit harder.

120
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 More. Up.

121
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 There you go.
 That's one way to get acquainted, huh?

122
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 - Oh, these are for you.
 - Oh, thank you.

123
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 l love blueberry.

124
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 Right to the hip.

125
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 - And who do we have here?
 - This is Madison. Say hello, Madison.

126
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 Hello, Madison.

127
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 - She's 15. You know how they get.
 - You're kidding me? 15? My girls are 15.

128
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 Girls! Get your butts down here!
 We've got company.

129
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 Carter. Carter!

130
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 - You're staring.
 - Oh. Oh. Sorry about that.

131
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 l used to do some modelling, mostly
 for art classes at the community college.

132
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 - That's how l met Buddy.
 - Really? Was he an artist?

133
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 No, they caught him peeking
 in through the windows.

134
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 - That's such a sweet story.
 - l just got so tired of dating boys.

135
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,119
 No offence.

136
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,120
 Then one day l met Buddy and
 he just swept me right off my feet.

137
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,119
 Oh, there you are.

138
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,120
 These are my babies, Ashley and Emily.

139
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,199
 - Hi, girls.
 - Hi.

140
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,839
 - This is Madison and this is Carter.
 - Hi.

141
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,840
 You girls will probably
 be in a lot ofthe same classes.

142
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,240
 Great. Are there any hot guys?

143
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,480
 Yeah, but, you know,
 they're all enormous tools.

144
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 Really? Will you introduce us?

145
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,599
 Kelly, thank you.
 That has been in my family for years.

146
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 - lt's beautiful.
 - lt ought to be.

147
00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,640
 lt's worth more than
 this entire house put together.

148
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,279
 l'll find a safe place and we'll get to school.

149
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 l can drop them all at school
 ifyou want to unpack.

150
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 - Really?
 - Sure.

151
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,759
 - You'd do that for me?
 - No problem.

152
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 l'll get the car while they get dressed.

153
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,120
 They are dressed. This is more clothes
 than they've worn in months.

154
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 - Can l live here?
 - Get in the car.

155
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 - You got a fake lD?
 - No.

156
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,159
 - Don't worry. We can make you one.
 - Nice girls.

157
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,160
 You kidding me? l pray every day for the
 strength not to run over them with the truck.

158
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,159
 Have a nice day.

159
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:13,160
 All right, listen up, you guys.
 We just got in a new shipment ofAspens.

160
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,280
 And l want you to sell three for me
 by lunchtime. All right.

161
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,479
 - What? Are you kidding?
 - Hey! We got a new salesman.

162
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,199
 Buddy Hall over here.
 Let's make him feel welcome.

163
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,200
 All right, all right, all right.

164
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,080
 Welcome aboard. Sell, sell, sell. All right.

165
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,199
 This is gonna be good.

166
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,200
 Buddy, hey.
 So, are you ready to sell some cars?

167
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,039
 Me? l'm a born car salesman.

168
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,040
 But l was thinking today that maybe l would
 just kinda ease into it, get a feel for the place.

169
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,720
 Yeah, well, you see that tyre-kicker
 right there? He's all yours.

170
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,680
 - l don't know.
 - l got 1,000 bucks says you can't sell him.

171
00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,120
 - Let me in on that action.
 - Let's just make it three.

172
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,760
 - Three?
 - Three Gs.

173
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,200
 All right. You guys are asking for it.

174
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,160
 There's one born every minute. Come on.

175
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,839
 Ted, this is genius.

176
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,840
 You can't let these new guys
 get into a rhythm.

177
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,920
 l'm telling you, boys,
 from this day forward, we own that guy.

178
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,999
 Here we go.

179
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 The brush-off, the brush-off.
 OK, here he comes.

180
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 - We got you.
 - Are you OK?

181
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,120
 You walked facefirst into that, Buzzo.

182
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,360
 Money on my desk by the end ofthe day.
 No cheques.

183
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,320
 - That's not possible.
 - Mr Murray owns the dealership.

184
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,160
 l just bought one of my own cars.

185
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 And the worst part is
 l paid sticker.

186
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,280
 - Hey, girls.
 - Hey, Dad.

187
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,639
 And?

188
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,640
 - Sold a car the first five minutes.
 - Buddy, no? Oh, my God!

189
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,839
 Things are gonna work out
 great this time, baby.

190
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,840
 - l'm so proud ofyou.
 - Great, great, great, great. Yeah.

191
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,119
 - lt's great.
 - Buddy?

192
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,479
 Buddy?

193
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,519
 - Buddy? Bud?
 - Yeah.

194
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,599
 - l know.
 - Don't you even.

195
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,600
 You always do this.
 You start out great, you lose interest.

196
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,200
 And the next thing you know,
 l'm up to my neck in cardboard boxes.

197
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,239
 No, it's great. l'm a car salesman.

198
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,319
 Hey, that's a good job.

199
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,320
 lt's a greatjob. Greatjob.
 Car salesman, carpets, copiers.

200
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,840
 Futons.

201
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,359
 lt's all the same.

202
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,360
 l don't know, l was just hoping
 that one day l'd do something big.

203
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,119
 Something important.

204
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,279
 Something monumental.

205
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,280
 You are. You're going to pay off
 our monumental debt.

206
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,840
 Buddy, you promised me.

207
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000
 Well, l will keep my promise.

208
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,120
 Everything's going to be great.

209
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,760
 Daddy, Daddy, come look.
 We got something real cool.

210
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,279
 The honeys.

211
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,280
 Hey, Dad.

212
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,080
 - What do you got going here?
 - lt's MyEarth. You type in an address

213
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,319
 and you can see every house
 in the country from space.

214
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,799
 Really?

215
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,800
 Emily's used it to track
 the five hottest guys in school.

216
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,119
 Yeah. Three ofthem live two blocks away.

217
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,120
 Wow. That's more math
 than you've done in years. Did it hurt?

218
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,039
 Loser.

219
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,239
 Easy. You can see every house from space?

220
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,240
 - Yeah.
 - Let's see.

221
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,080
 - Where's our house?
 - Oh, you can't see our house.

222
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,279
 But you can see the neighbour's.

223
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,280
 - That figures. We're invisible.
 - Buddy. Trash.

224
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,360
 Space, huh?

225
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,320
 Of course, you can see the big house.

226
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,840
 See it from space?

227
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,360
 l'll light it up.

228
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,040
 Not gonna be invisible any more.

229
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,400
 Three o'clock in the morning. Unbelievable.

230
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,520
 Oh, man.

231
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,839
 Buddy.

232
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,039
 - Buddy.
 - Hey, Steve.

233
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,079
 Do you have any idea what time it is?

234
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,319
 Are all the clocks in your house busted?

235
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,839
 No. l know what time it is.

236
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,840
 Oh, did you just need an excuse
 to come over here in your underwear?

237
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,680
 No, l was being sarcastic.

238
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,360
 You gotta know that stuff like that
 just goes right over my head.

239
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,839
 - Hold these things. l'll strand them out.
 - l will not.

240
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,840
 That's why l came over here.
 You're making all kinds of noise.

241
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,879
 Do you have any idea
 how bright your house is?

242
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,759
 Yeah, it's pretty damn bright.

243
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,759
 Look at that.

244
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,760
 Oh, is that what's bothering you? The lights?

245
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,280
 - Yes, that's right.
 - l'm sorry. l didn't mean it. l'll turn them off.

246
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,159
 Thank you. Thank you.

247
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,799
 Steve.

248
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,800
 Are we gonna be friends? Because
 we just moved into the neighbourhood

249
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600
 and, boy, it would be bad
 if l ticked offthe only guy l know.

250
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,080
 - That would kill me.
 - Well, maybe l overreacted a little bit.

251
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,880
 Well, you know,
 l can be a real jerk sometimes.

252
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,080
 Maybe we should just start completely over.

253
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,719
 Buddy Hall. And you are?

254
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,720
 No, l didn't mean we should literally...
 l was speaking metaphorically.

255
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,760
 That's it. l don't...
 Sometimes, my stupidity astounds me.

256
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,160
 l got an idea. How about ifyou and l
 come up with a series of hand signals

257
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,080
 so l'll know when you're gonna talk weird?

258
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,840
 l'll see you tomorrow.

259
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,880
 This is gonna be good. Get that
 satellite image up that you had before.

260
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,239
 Go on. Here, honey, you sit here.

261
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,399
 Yeah, sit right there and watch.

262
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,239
 - There's so many buttons.
 - l'll do it. Move.

263
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,240
 OK, you do it. Where are you going?
 Stick around. l want you to see this.

264
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,759
 - You still can't see it.
 - You're gonna miss it.

265
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,760
 What? You can't see it? lt's impossible.
 l put so many more lights on.

266
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,960
 Honey, you're gonna get it. You'll get it.

267
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,720
 l gotta go bigger.

268
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,879
 - Oh, hi.
 - Can you order me more ofthese?

269
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,439
 - Sure.
 - Yeah?

270
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,440
 - Yeah.
 - What's that?

271
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,440
 You're gonna love this.

272
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,399
 lt's a horse-drawn sleigh.

273
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,400
 - You don't see many ofthese around.
 - No, you don't.

274
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,600
 Nice.

275
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,879
 l'll take it.

276
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,359
 - No!
 - Come on. Why?

277
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,360
 Get away from me with that.
 l'll call Child Services.

278
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,079
 One look at that and they will put you away.

279
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,639
 Maddy. Maddy.

280
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,640
 We always wear matching sweaters
 for the family Christmas card. lt's all right.

281
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,239
 Please?

282
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,240
 Look, huh?

283
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,679
 Please.

284
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,679
 - Are we ready?
 - You see, Mom's wearing hers.

285
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,680
 OK, Mom's old and married.
 She doesn't need the self-esteem.

286
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,159
 - l still have something to live for.
 - lt's true.

287
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,160
 Madison's right.
 She's got her whole life ahead of her.

288
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,599
 lt's more than l can say for some of us.

289
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,600
 He does this every year.
 He starts acting all depressed

290
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,199
 so people feel bad
 and buy him bigger presents.

291
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,200
 - Hey! The new neighbours have reindeer.
 - Reindeer?

292
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,680
 Wait. Wait. Wait.

293
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,719
 Hey, Steve, what do you think?

294
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,399
 Oh, my God.

295
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,400
 lt's so cute.
 Where in the world did you find it?

296
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,440
 Eugene Young down at the hardware store
 sold it to him. lsn't it beautiful?

297
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,680
 Beautiful.
 Yes, and these horses... these horses...

298
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,560
 l especially like the way you've
 duct-taped the antlers to their heads.

299
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,480
 Yeah, well, apparently reindeer
 are not indigenous to the region.

300
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,440
 - That sweater is really cool.
 - Yeah, is it Marc Jacobs?

301
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,120
 l'm not sure. l have so many,
 it's kind of hard to keep track these days.

302
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,560
 Well, this has been fun.
 So let's go take the picture, huh?

303
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,759
 Wait, what picture? Your Christmas picture?

304
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,839
 You should take it here in the sleigh.

305
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,840
 - That's a great idea.
 - No, that's a horrible idea,

306
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,360
 because we take our picture
 in front ofthe fireplace. lt's a tradition.

307
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,360
 - Wouldn't it be nice to try something new?
 - No, l don't think so.

308
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,720
 Here's a hat. Take the picture in the sleigh.
 You put the Santa suit on.

309
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,600
 - You'll take the picture in the sleigh.
 - That's silly.

310
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,680
 - lt's adorable.
 - Carter, get out ofthere. Right now.

311
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,639
 We should keep our voices down,

312
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,640
 because l found these horses
 on the outskirts oftown

313
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,599
 and, between you and me,
 they look a little skittish.

314
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,600
 You found these horses?
 Carter, out ofthat deathtrap now!

315
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,280
 - OK, Carter, give me your hand.
 - Carter, let's go. Give me the reins.

316
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,080
 Let go. Let go ofthe reins. Let go ofthe reins!

317
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,759
 - Oh, my God. Steve!
 - Honey! Honey!

318
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,760
 - Daddy!
 - Honey!

319
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,319
 - Run, run, run, run!
 - Daddy!

320
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,320
 Whoa, stop, horsey!

321
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,920
 That's not good!

322
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,520
 How do you steer this thing?

323
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200
 Out ofthe way! Out ofthe way!

324
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,760
 Mrs Ryor!

325
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,880
 Oh, my!

326
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,439
 Santa! He's real!

327
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,440
 l knew it! l knew it!

328
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,040
 Oh, boy!

329
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,840
 He's coming to.
 l think he's gonna be all right.

330
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000
 - Where am l?
 - We're in the back seat ofyour wife's car,

331
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,720
 on the way to the hospital.
 You warming up?

332
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,920
 Yeah.

333
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,999
 Where are my clothes?

334
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
 You were freezing to death.
 We had to get you out ofthem.

335
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920
 - Where are your clothes?
 - l had to get your body temperature up,

336
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,560
 so l stripped us both down
 and zipped us into this sleeping bag.

337
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,320
 Trust me, it works.
 l've done it a half a dozen times.

338
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,520
 Calm down, calm down.

339
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,239
 The doctor said he saved your life.

340
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,240
 Which is only fair, since he's the one
 who almost got me killed in the first place.

341
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,040
 This used to be such a nice,
 quiet neighbourhood. Look at it now.

342
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,640
 People driving by all night.

343
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,200
 Did you see that? Did you see that?
 l think he's tapping into our power.

344
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320
 Yes. And in the process,
 he is stealing our very souls.

345
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,800
 - How do you think he's powering his lights?
 - l think you're wrong about him.

346
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,080
 Look at what he dropped off. He knew
 we didn't get a chance to take a picture,

347
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,440
 so look what he made
 from a picture he took at the hospital.

348
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,599
 - That's you, with the blue lips.
 - Yeah.

349
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,599
 Yeah, and a cute little oxygen tube
 coming from your nose.

350
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,999
 Yeah, l picked up on that. Thanks.

351
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
 Come on, now.
 That is a nice gesture, don't you think?

352
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,359
 OK.

353
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,360
 OK, yeah. Maybe. l don't know.
 Maybe. l don't know.

354
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,759
 l think we should take them
 with us to get the tree.

355
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,599
 - No!
 - Yes.

356
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,600
 Cos l really like Tia.
 She's taking a real interest in my cookbooks,

357
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,520
 and you just need to find a way
 to get along with Buddy.

358
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,999
 OK, but he's not touching any of my trees.

359
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,199
 OK, fine. But they're coming with us.

360
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,519
 - Hey, Mom.
 - Hey, sweetie.

361
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,239
 Hey, Dad.

362
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,240
 l was thinking, maybe you could take me
 Christmas shopping for Mom.

363
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,439
 We could go to the mall and wander around.

364
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,440
 - We could get hot chocolate.
 - Know what? Already taken care of.

365
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,880
 You're getting her a nice sweater
 that l ordered from a catalogue.

366
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,599
 So we don't have to go to the mall together.

367
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,600
 lsn't that great?
 lt's an insane asylum this time ofyear.

368
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,920
 A little more power.

369
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,639
 - Did you see that?
 - Yeah.

370
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,640
 You did?

371
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,840
 Come on, kids. Carter, come on.

372
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,279
 Oh, you guys have your own lot.

373
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,280
 - Private.
 - lt's great. Steve's worked on it for years.

374
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,560
 So nice. Oh, this is amazing, honey. Look.

375
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,599
 lt's a nice tree, honey.

376
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,600
 Nice? lt's perfect. A 12-foot silver noble.

377
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,639
 Yes, sir, this is the way
 God intended trees to look.

378
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,640
 What do you do?
 Chop 'em down or launch 'em?

379
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,800
 Laugh all you want. But l got
 the next five years oftrees lined up.

380
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,400
 And each one ofthem is perfect.
 No twisted trunks, no bald spots.

381
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,040
 Well, it's certainly a dandy tree,
 l'll give you that.

382
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,519
 Honeys, let's go.

383
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,520
 - Yeah, Dad, let's find a really big one.
 - But it has to be pretty.

384
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,919
 Hey.

385
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,920
 The last ones to the car are losers.

386
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,879
 Please. lt's not like it's a race.

387
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,880
 - Give me the axe. No way he beats us.
 - Honey, you said he could cut it down.

388
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,800
 Well, he can do it next year.
 Come on, give me the axe.

389
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,560
 - lt's all right, sweetheart.
 - What's the record?

390
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
 Well, Dad, l think l wrote it down in my diary,
 but l must have forgot.

391
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,120
 Funny. But we'll be halfway home
 by the time he...

392
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,119
 Does anyone smell gas?

393
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,120
 Well, it's probably me, but cut me some slack,
 l'm swinging pretty hard.

394
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,280
 Oh, my God!

395
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,440
 - Sweetheart, do something.
 - What? What happened?

396
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,959
 - We're ruining the forest.
 - What's happening?

397
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,960
 - No, it's got the fence too.
 - The trees.

398
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,080
 The little one. The little one.

399
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,160
 15 years. 15 years
 l've been growing those trees.

400
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,840
 He obviously didn't mean to do it, honey.
 lt was an accident.

401
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,119
 He did offer to cut you down a tree, Dad.

402
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,120
 Finches always have a silver noble tree. lt's
 a tradition, and thank God they had one left.

403
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,600
 You get the tree, son.

404
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,800
 All right, here we go.
 Keep it up. That's a girl.

405
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,600
 l'm pretty sure you broke the record
 cutting this one down, Dad.

406
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,439
 Better there?

407
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,239
 Better there?

408
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,240
 Better one? Better two?

409
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,919
 - l can't believe you made it.
 - Hi, guys.

410
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,559
 - Hi, guys.
 - Merry Christmas.

411
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,560
 Hi, thanks for coming. Merry Christmas.

412
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,800
 Honey, the girls are having so much fun
 showing everybody the lights.

413
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,559
 l pray that's all they're showing 'em.
 You coming?

414
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,799
 - l'll run a sequencer on the lights.
 - Buddy!

415
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,199
 - Synchronise it to the music.
 - Are you deaf?

416
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,200
 These people are depending on me
 to give 'em something amazing.

417
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,919
 And that's just what l'm gonna do.

418
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,599
 ls it me? Oh, God.

419
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,519
 A good idea to have
 a fire extinguisher around.

420
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,520
 You think?

421
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,599
 Oh, no.

422
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,600
 More lights? No.

423
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,719
 Buddy. Buddy.

424
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,119
 - Hey, what are you doing?
 - Hi, Steve.

425
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,079
 - More lights?
 - ls that your shop across the street?

426
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,080
 - This is wrong. All this has to go back.
 - What do you think ofthe tree for Winterfest?

427
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,759
 - Well...
 - Steve, l was talking to Buddy here.

428
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,760
 l mean, after all, he is the expert.

429
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,160
 - Come on, would you have a look?
 - Watch my stuff, Steve.

430
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,480
 Hi, folks. Everything's free today.
 Anything you want.

431
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,600
 l love the coloured strands of lights.
 The spacing is great.

432
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,559
 - Thank you.
 - Ornaments, well dispersed.

433
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,399
 Oh, yes.

434
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,400
 l see you're using my bulb of choice, the C9.

435
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,080
 Very nice.
 That adds a lot of class to that tree. l love it.

436
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,919
 - Thank you.
 - Really good.

437
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,920
 - He likes it.
 - Hey, Steve, that... that is a tree.

438
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
 Yes, it is. Yeah. Listen, we need
 to get something straight.

439
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,359
 Around here, l'm the Christmas guy.

440
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,360
 - Really?
 - Yeah, it's kind of my thing.

441
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,320
 Chris has Memorial Day. Pete has
 the Fourth ofJuly, but l have Christmas.

442
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,479
 But, hey, you can have Halloween.

443
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,159
 - Oh, good. Halloween?
 - Yeah, sure.

444
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,679
 Pumpkins in the yard, a skeleton or two.

445
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,439
 You can jump out and scare people.
 What do you think?

446
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440
 l don't think so. This Winterfest thing,
 what is this all about?

447
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,159
 lt's our annual Christmas carnival.

448
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,160
 We have a show, games, ice sculpture, races.

449
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,040
 l happen to be the chairman.
 lt's a pretty prestigious position.

450
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,480
 - Races? What kind of races?
 - Speed skating.

451
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,879
 We do it here.
 They put the ice down here on Main Street.

452
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,319
 l used to do a little speed skating myself.

453
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,679
 Really? Well, so did l.

454
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,680
 - Excuse me. Wallace Fiskin.
 - Buddy Hall.

455
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,240
 Sir, meeting you is one of
 the great moments of my life.

456
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,999
 Thank you. lt's a pleasure to meet you.

457
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
 So, anyway... How do you feel
 about the liberal use of mistletoe?

458
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,760
 Well, l feel that you should go sparingly
 around the threshold,

459
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,519
 because that's a cliché.

460
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,239
 Please. Please.

461
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,439
 - My mission is clear.
 - Thank you.

462
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,119
 Good luck.
 Would you take this inside for me?

463
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,120
 Steve. Oh, Steve.

464
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,360
 l guess l'm the new Christmas guy.

465
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,680
 That's OK. You can take Toe Jam Day.

466
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,760
 This isn't over yet. We're just getting started.

467
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,920
 l'm the Christmas guy.
 l'm the Christmas guy!

468
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,240
 Honey, Tiajust gave me a great idea.

469
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,399
 - l'm gonna write my own cookbook.
 - That's my girl.

470
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,400
 Tia gave you the idea?
 l've been telling you to do that for years.

471
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,720
 You know what? lt should be cookbook
 for real moms who cook for real families.

472
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,600
 Yes. And l have the title for you.

473
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,159
 FoodFood with KellyFinch.

474
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,959
 l love it!

475
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960
 Dad, there's 50 singing dorks
 waiting in the front yard.

476
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,079
 50? lsn't that great?

477
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,080
 You know what?
 You are gonna help me write the cookbook.

478
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,919
 - OK. l'd be happy to.
 - Yes!

479
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,879
 Kids.

480
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,799
 Oh, nice.

481
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,800
 - Where are your clothes?
 - Calm down, Dad. l have ajacket.

482
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,479
 Well, keep it zipped.

483
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,480
 - Where are the twins?
 - They'll be over when the boys come.

484
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,359
 Boys? Boys? Madison is not allowed to date.

485
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,360
 Honey, don't worry, it's a one-time thing.
 They ship out next week.

486
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,799
 - They're in the navy?
 - Bye, Dad.

487
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,239
 Wait! Wait!

488
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,240
 Wait! Wait!

489
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,600
 Thank you for coming,
 and thank you for braving the insanity.

490
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,240
 l have the songbooks here,
 so pass them amongst yourselves.

491
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,400
 Do you have
 ''There's An Acorn ln My Stocking''?

492
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,519
 Do you have ''The lgnorant Snowman''?

493
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,520
 - l don't think l do.
 - There's a news crew over at the Halls'.

494
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,240
 Yeah, it really is quite a spectacle.

495
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,280
 l thought that we would start
 with one of my very favourites.

496
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,720
 ''The Holly and the lvy''.
 Pitch pipe.

497
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,279
 Oh, l'm sorry. Hi.

498
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,280
 - Have a good time. Sing away.
 - Sorry, honey.

499
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,920
 Thanks for coming.

500
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,560
 - l love that song!
 - No, wait. Wait, come back.

501
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,119
 Come back here.
 We're not done with rehearsal.

502
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,120
 Come back. We're going caroling.
 lt's a tradition. Everybody...

503
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,719
 Honey. You!

504
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,720
 l'm not going anywhere.

505
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,920
 Where are the kids?

506
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,680
 Oh, look. They're going
 to be making kissing and so.

507
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,079
 Kissing and so.

508
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,080
 Hello, there. We're from Channel Eight News,
 and we would love to have an interview.

509
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,120
 Hi. l'm just very happy
 that everyone likes the lights.

510
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,080
 Yes, indeed. Obviously you have
 put an awful lot ofwork into this.

511
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,719
 Yeah. And l'm nowhere near being finished.

512
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,720
 Oh, are you kidding me? Jesus!

513
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,520
 Look at that. The lights have brought
 out the Christmas spirit in everyone.

514
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,520
 Yeah. They bring out
 the Christmas spirit in everybody.

515
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,399
 - Yeah, l'm really happy about that.
 - Oh, my gosh.

516
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,159
 l'm not gonna stop until l have

517
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,160
 the biggest and brightest light display
 in the world.

518
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,440
 - Oh, please.
 - l also...

519
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,960
 l really want my house to be seen...

520
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,039
 from space!

521
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,159
 Oh, my God!

522
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,719
 - Outer space.
 - Oh, God!

523
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,919
 Honey, wait. What are you gonna do?

524
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,920
 You heard him, didn't you?
 This is gonna stop. Tonight.

525
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,999
 We'll see what Sheriff Dave has to say.

526
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
 Does anybody know
 who these RVs belong to? Anybody?

527
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,120
 - Why? You want to make me an offer?
 - No, l need to get out.

528
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,240
 OK. Scoot on through.

529
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,400
 - l don't know.
 - l swear to God, men can't drive any more.

530
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,839
 Hold my beer, l'll do it for you.

531
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,840
 OK, OK, l'll do it, l'll do it. Just guide me out.

532
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,400
 All right.

533
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,160
 You could probably use a few more lights
 on your house. Look at that thing.

534
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,479
 - All right, you ready?
 - You sure?

535
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,480
 That's why l'm here, buddy. Don't worry.
 l'm watching you. l'm watching.

536
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,999
 A little bit to your right.
 No, no, your other right.

537
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
 - Yeah, come on.
 - l can't see the other side at all.

538
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,200
 No, that's OK.
 l'm your eyes. l'm your eyes.

539
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,160
 - Straight back.
 - Doesn't look like enough room to me.

540
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,200
 - God!
 - Oh, boy!

541
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,919
 Oh, that's ugly.

542
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,920
 OK, OK. lt's all right. At this point,
 it's like pulling off a Band-Aid.

543
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,759
 You gottajust gun it. You know what l mean?

544
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,999
 OK, you ready?

545
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,399
 One, two...

546
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,400
 Gun it!

547
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,359
 Get out ofthe way, please. Excuse me.

548
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,360
 This is an active roadway.
 Please. Oh, come on.

549
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,399
 Sheriff, do something
 about my neighbour's house.

550
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,400
 Oh, yeah, the Hall place. l take my kids
 by there every night after dinner.

551
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,599
 lt keeps getting bigger and bigger.

552
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
 Yes. Well, that's why l want you to arrest him.

553
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,079
 Arrest him? On what charge?

554
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,479
 - Light trespass.
 - Light trespass?

555
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,799
 Uh-huh.

556
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,239
 Yes. Light trespass.

557
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,240
 ''When bright, uncontrolled light
 shines in neighbouring property or windows

558
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,999
 as to cause a public nuisance.''

559
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
 Well, l'm public and l've been nuisanced.

560
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,280
 Well, l can't arrest a man for dec...
 What are you looking at?

561
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,440
 - What? This?
 - No. l...

562
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,600
 l don't mind ifyou wear a bra.
 Looks like a nice one.

563
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,440
 lt's a brace. My wife made it for me.

564
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,640
 l dislocated my shoulder and it keeps
 popping back out. What did you think?

565
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,720
 - Did you think l was wearing a bra?
 - No. That would...

566
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,399
 That would be crazy.

567
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,400
 Now, as far as the lights are concerned,

568
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,520
 l'm saying it's Christmas and
 you have a lot on your mind with Winterfest,

569
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,520
 but ifyou want to file a complaint,
 l'll fill out the paperwork.

570
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,840
 l do. Thank you. l appreciate it.
 l will file a complaint.

571
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960
 Now, where is that form?

572
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,040
 Ah, yes. Ah, here we are.

573
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,880
 Dr Finch?

574
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,439
 Yo.

575
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,399
 Sleigh man.

576
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,400
 What happened? l woke up and you
 were gone. What are you doing out here?

577
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,160
 Honey, you've really been doing a lot ofwork.

578
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
 - Yeah.
 - lt looks amazing.

579
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,919
 l guess the light thing
 is pretty stupid, isn't it?

580
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,920
 Oh, honey.

581
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,680
 Yeah, it is.

582
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,960
 lt's the stupidest thing l've ever heard.
 You want our lights to be seen from space.

583
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,760
 Certifiable.

584
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,760
 - l'll take 'em all down tomorrow.
 - You touch one bulb on that house

585
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,440
 and you've seen the last of my special
 holiday offers. You know what l mean.

586
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,799
 - You said they looked stupid.
 - lt's crazy.

587
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,800
 But all good ideas are crazy.

588
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,320
 - These are lights.
 - Oh, come on.

589
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,240
 l think we both know
 it means more to you than just lights.

590
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,359
 Who knows?

591
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,360
 lt might turn out to be...

592
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,200
 something monumental.

593
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,480
 - l can always count on you, can't l?
 - Sure.

594
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,479
 Oh, cow. We'll have
 buttermilk pancakes tomorrow.

595
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,480
 - What is he up to now?
 - Animals for a live manger scene.

596
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,119
 Unbelievable. ls that a camel?

597
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,359
 Look at that. He is sweet.

598
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,079
 Yep. Can't wait to run my kids by.

599
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,080
 lfyou wanna make sure they see it,
 bring 'em tonight.

600
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,160
 Let's light this candle.

601
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,599
 What are you doing?

602
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,399
 Oh, l...

603
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,559
 What are you doing up anyway?

604
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,560
 lt's late. You should go to bed.
 Zip up your coat.

605
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,240
 You're gonna cut his power, aren't you?

606
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
 Need a lookout?

607
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,720
 SpongeBob, this is SquarePants.
 The tiger is in the cage.

608
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,199
 Roger that, SquarePants.

609
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,200
 - l'm going in.
 - Roger.

610
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,639
 Stop!

611
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,640
 Ashley, ouch!

612
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,840
 This is the best Christmas ever.

613
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,439
 Emily, stop.

614
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,440
 The tiger is offthe enclosure.

615
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,759
 What? What channel are you on? Hello?

616
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,760
 He's coming! Hide!

617
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,400
 Oh, good Lord.

618
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,040
 That's disgusting.

619
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,160
 No. No, get away from me.

620
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,199
 Well, go, before he comes back.

621
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,200
 Pardon me.

622
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,200
 Yeah, l oughta...

623
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,880
 Jackpot.

624
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,880
 Mission accomplished.

625
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,840
 Yeah! Yeah!

626
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,039
 Hi, hon. Couldn't sleep?

627
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,679
 What the hell are you doing over there?

628
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,680
 Oh, my God. You smell.
 Were you with the camel?

629
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,960
 l did it. l did it.
 The lights are off. lsn't it great?

630
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,840
 Little help, please. Sorry, Mom.

631
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,519
 - lt was his idea.
 - Get him down right now!

632
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,520
 All right. But, tonight, when you're getting
 your best sleep in weeks, remember l did it.

633
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,760
 The lights are off. The lights are finally...

634
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,760
 Now we're talking!

635
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,640
 You see that? That was a close one.
 The lights went out.

636
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,560
 Yeah. We came right over to see ifthere
 was anything we could do to help, Buddy.

637
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,320
 - What's that noise?
 - Oh, that? That's the Generac-3000.

638
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,920
 Liquid-cooled generator.
 Comes in really handy in a pinch like this.

639
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,040
 - Very handy.
 - Everything seems to be in order here, honey.

640
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,319
 l think we should go to bed.
 Good night, Buddy.

641
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,320
 Excuse me. ls that your son
 dangling from that telephone pole?

642
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,679
 Hi, Mr Hall.

643
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,680
 - We're having him tested.
 - Oh, yeah.

644
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,199
 Well, good night. Thank you very much.

645
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,200
 Go get him right now!

646
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,920
 Coming, Carter.

647
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,480
 Finch!

648
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,159
 Where's my paper?

649
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,879
 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

650
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,319
 Kelly.

651
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,320
 He's messing with the wrong hombre.
 l'm making the call.

652
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,840
 The Neighbourhood Association
 are not gonna stand by with this...

653
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,120
 What is it?

654
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,879
 How did this get here?

655
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,639
 - Buddy.
 - Really?

656
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,279
 Hey, Dad. What's that car
 doing in our driveway?

657
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,280
 - lt's beautiful.
 - This is awesome. l call shotgun.

658
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,239
 lfyou don't like the colour, we can change it.

659
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,240
 Buddy? Buddy, the tree? A car?

660
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,600
 lt's an amazingly generous gesture,
 but we can't possibly accept it.

661
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,599
 Yeah. lt's too much.

662
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,879
 - But we don't wanna be rude.
 - Steve.

663
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,880
 Well, l drive a car with no doors.
 We live in Massachusetts. l could die.

664
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,920
 The car is yours.
 l'm not gonna take no for an answer.

665
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,239
 After all l put you through,
 that's all there is to it.

666
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,199
 The keys are inside. Enjoy.

667
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,639
 - Thank you so much.
 - This is great.

668
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,640
 - Enjoy.
 - Thank you.

669
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,919
 l'll get the electrician to fix the fuse box.

670
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,920
 - Yes, l think you'd better.
 - l will.

671
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,720
 Guys, what happened?

672
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,239
 Vandals.

673
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,240
 They took a chainsaw to it last night.
 Stole the whole thing, decorations and all.

674
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,800
 Gee.

675
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,279
 Nah.

676
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,119
 He couldn't have. lt can't be the same tree.

677
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,120
 - Dr Finch, this is from the car dealer.
 - Oh, probably the documentation...

678
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,880
 They say you have to pay by lunchtime
 or you'll be arrested.

679
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,040
 Arrested? Arrested? But that car...

680
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,360
 - Bob, you wanted to see me?
 - Yeah. Hey, Buddy, come on in here.

681
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,760
 Grab a seat. Let me just
 send that important thing offthere.

682
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,040
 Look, l know you think l'm young
 and maybe a little inexperienced,

683
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,199
 but the truth is you don't get to where l am

684
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,200
 without knowing a thing or two
 about the art of selling cars. Huh?

685
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,680
 Actually, Bob, you got to where you are
 because your dad owns the business.

686
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,480
 Look, yeah, we're getting offtask here.
 lt's not important.

687
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,840
 What's important is this month's
 sales figures. Theyjust came in...

688
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,519
 Bob, l should be out there selling cars.

689
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,520
 Whoa, hold up there.
 Come on. Come on back inside here.

690
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,680
 Look, you're a great salesman,
 everybody knows that. All right?

691
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,120
 But the problem is
 your numbers are way down, Buddy.

692
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,400
 You can't sell cars ifyou're never here.

693
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,199
 Bob...

694
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,200
 lt's the lights, the Christmas lights.

695
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,440
 See, all my life
 l've been looking for that one thing,

696
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,279
 that one important thing.

697
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,280
 And l've always quit everything l started.

698
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,680
 l can't quit this, Bob. l gotta finish this.

699
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,200
 Right. Well, iffinishing those lights
 means more time away from work,

700
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,360
 then you're not gonna have ajob
 to come back to when you're done.

701
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,720
 - Buddy Hall, customer in the showroom.
 - Duty calls.

702
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,519
 Hey, Steve.

703
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,520
 What is this? Hey, what is this?
 What's inside here?

704
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,439
 l don't have my X-ray goggles with me,

705
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,440
 but l'm guessing that's the bill
 to the new car you bought.

706
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
 l didn't buy a car. You gave me a car.
 And l know about the tree.

707
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,840
 Tree? The tree? What tree?
 l don't know about any tree.

708
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,560
 And unless they have film on it,
 you don't know about any tree.

709
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,639
 They don't have film on it, do they?

710
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,640
 You chopped down the town tree
 and stuck it in my living room,

711
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,639
 and you made me believe
 that car was a present.

712
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,279
 Steve, ifyou would have looked at the bill,

713
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,280
 you'd have noticed that l shaved
 my commission by almost a third,

714
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,120
 which in most circles
 is quite a substantial gift.

715
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,799
 Well, your gift is parked outside.

716
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,800
 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,
 you cannot walk away from your obligations.

717
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,040
 - You signed the contract.
 - l didn't sign anything.

718
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,759
 No, that's true. You didn't sign anything.

719
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,760
 l had to forge your signature, otherwise
 they wouldn't let me drive the car out of here.

720
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,640
 OK, that's it, that's it.
 We are going to settle this like men.

721
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,399
 Who?

722
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,400
 - l'm gonna contact my attorney.
 - Contact your attorney?

723
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,440
 ls the way you settle things like men?
 Your mommy out oftown?

724
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000
 OK, that's it. You wanna go?
 Let's go outside right now!

725
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,719
 Let's do it. l'm gonna kick your ass!

726
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,519
 Take it easy, Jackie Chan.

727
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,520
 Relax. We're not barbarians.

728
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,319
 What do you wanna do?

729
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,320
 Well, there's the little Winterfest coming up.

730
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,880
 And in the Winterfest,
 there is an ice-skating race.

731
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,479
 Yeah.

732
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,599
 Yeah, great idea.

733
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,600
 Great idea. You win, l buy the car.
 l win, you take down the lights.

734
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,520
 Deal.

735
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,800
 Tree sap.

736
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,120
 lt's a beautiful car. lt's fully loaded.

737
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,280
 You spared no expense.

738
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,639
 Keep your eye on the frozen ball.

739
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,640
 l'm gonna knock the little hairs
 offthat little Russian guy.

740
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,800
 - Do it. Do it like l know you can.
 - Little wooden man going down.

741
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,319
 - Zingo!
 - Touchdown.

742
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,719
 Come on, son. Let's show him how it's done.

743
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,839
 - Hello, Steve.
 - Hello.

744
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,840
 - OK. Give him five dollars, son.
 - My dad's gonna win.

745
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,679
 - Ah, southpaw.
 - Watch and learn.

746
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,680
 Look at them. Why are they working
 so hard at hating each other?

747
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,880
 l don't know. Why can't theyjust be quiet and
 do it with a big smile like normal neighbours?

748
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,040
 Yeah.

749
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,879
 That mean man knocked down the old lady.

750
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,880
 - He just winged her.
 - That's gonna swell up.

751
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,239
 Not too late to back out, Finch.

752
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,240
 - What are they doing now?
 - This is just getting embarrassing.

753
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,359
 On your mark, get set...

754
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,319
 Wait.

755
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,320
 They're acting like a bunch of 12 year olds.

756
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,080
 l don't know... Let's just... l can't.

757
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,959
 Buddy! Buddy!

758
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,960
 You! Come on. Come with me. Come on.

759
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,600
 - You two have tweaked my last nerve.
 - She's right. This is crazy.

760
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,640
 l don't care if it takes all day.
 You're gonna stand here and work it out.

761
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,679
 - There's nothing to work out.
 - You see?

762
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,680
 You can't talk to a guy like this.
 lt's a waste oftime.

763
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,679
 - Why'd you hit me?
 - l don't know. She started it.

764
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,559
 Don't be such babies.

765
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,560
 This is important to us. And it better
 be important to you too. Talk it out.

766
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,400
 Talk it out.

767
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,119
 What are we supposed to say?

768
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,120
 - There is nothing that we could agree on.
 - You got that right.

769
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,520
 OK, everybody, now let's give
 a nice, warm Winterfest welcome to...

770
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,120
 the Santa Babies.

771
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,520
 Now, that is something we can agree on.
 l mean, that's got it going on.

772
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,120
 Look at that.

773
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,760
 - Well, you're a guy, right?
 - Yeah, l'm a guy.

774
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,599
 Hey! Hey!

775
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,600
 ls it getting hot out here or is itjust you girls?

776
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,840
 Oh, nice dip.

777
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,800
 Yeah, that's what l'm talking about!
 Hey, baby, who's your daddy?

778
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,839
 Who's your daddy?

779
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,840
 Who's your daddy?

780
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,079
 Oh, God. l'm your daddy. l'm your daddy!

781
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,080
 - l'm your daddy. Oh, God!
 - My eyes! My eyes!

782
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,599
 My eyes. My eyes.

783
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,600
 - We're going to hell.
 - You think l don't know that?

784
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,640
 l let myselfthink you were a normal guy
 and this is what happens.

785
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,040
 You blame me for this?
 ''Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?''

786
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,640
 The annual Winterfest speed skating races
 will begin in five minutes.

787
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,360
 ln the world of sport, it has no equal.

788
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,880
 Modern-day gladiators
 throwing caution to the wind,

789
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,400
 risking their very lives
 for a chance at immortality.

790
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,400
 OK, so they're not risking their lives, but they
 are skating pretty fast. And it's really cool.

791
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,360
 lt's Winterfest's ninth
 annual speed skating race.

792
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,759
 OK, is that everybody?

793
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,519
 Well, looks like somebody got cold feet.

794
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,520
 - Let's start the race.
 - Wait!

795
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,959
 Wait.

796
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,960
 Wait.

797
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,639
 Very nice. Very nice suit.

798
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,640
 Looks like you're smuggling
 two chicken nuggets up there.

799
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,799
 lt's a skin suit. l raced in college.

800
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,479
 - Go, Dad.
 - Thank you, Carter.

801
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,480
 Dad, Dad, he's our man,
 if he can't do it, nobody can. Dad!

802
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,839
 On your mark.

803
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,119
 - Honeys.
 - Get set.

804
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,120
 Go!

805
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,359
 Oh! Finch is down!

806
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,360
 Finch is down and he looks bad.

807
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,199
 Wait. He's back up.

808
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,200
 He's on his feet and he's skating fast,
 but he's got a lot of ice to catch up.

809
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,240
 And into the first turn,
 it's Buddy Hall, Gustave and Gerta.

810
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,360
 Finch really appears to be struggling
 as he heads for the straightaway.

811
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,840
 Wait. Mayor Eugene Young
 has yet to leave the starting line.

812
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,040
 You're going the wrong way!

813
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,439
 Gustave and Gerta make
 their move on Buddy in turn three.

814
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,559
 And they've taken the lead.

815
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,759
 Buddy Hall seems to be running out of gas.

816
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,760
 The crowd urges him on,
 but it may not be his day.

817
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,520
 Wrong-way Finch slips past Gustave
 and Gerta and is really pouring it on.

818
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,959
 Finch has got to make his move now or else.

819
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,960
 He jumps the bales,
 almost taking out Buddy in the process.

820
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,120
 Miraculously, Steve Finch has taken
 the lead going into the final turn!

821
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,280
 Steve Finch has a huge lead.

822
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,319
 - Nothing can stop him now!
 - Yeah!

823
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,320
 Finch is sent sprawling!
 Oh, the carnage.

824
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,200
 And it's Buddy Hall by a nose!
 Buddy Hall wins the race!

825
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,880
 Buddy Hall is our new champion!

826
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,200
 Buddy! Buddy!
 Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!

827
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,440
 Thank you. Thank you.

828
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,080
 l will be back with the payment booklet
 for your new car, Flash.

829
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,480
 Yeah, fine, fine, but the last time
 l looked at the satellite pictures,

830
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,999
 you still couldn't see your house.

831
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,999
 Not a flicker, not a blip.

832
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,159
 How's that feel, huh? Huh?

833
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,799
 How's it feel to be invisible?

834
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,800
 Huh?

835
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,439
 What?

836
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,440
 OK, let's go over it. The LED lights, the grid,
 the wires, the shipping, the handling.

837
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,440
 Everything, the whole ball ofwax.
 How much, out the door?

838
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,839
 How much? What?

839
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,159
 Are you serious?

840
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,160
 What is that? ln yen?

841
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,520
 ls that with the discount?

842
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,880
 Can you get it here overnight?

843
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,159
 Buddy! Buddy Hall!

844
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,160
 - Hi, honey.
 - This is a bad dream. This isn't happening.

845
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,880
 No, no, l'm just going to take
 a couple ofthese branches off...

846
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,119
 l'm not talking about the trees!

847
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,679
 l'm talking about this.

848
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,999
 - What's that?
 - You know what this is.

849
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
 This is the stand to my vase.
 You pawned it, didn't you?

850
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,079
 You pawned my grandmother's vase.

851
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,080
 Well, how am l supposed to afford a camel
 on a car salesman's salary?

852
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,440
 And then l went for a loan,
 and ifyou don't have ajob...

853
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,600
 You lost yourjob?

854
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,360
 That was a pretty awkward way
 for you to find that out.

855
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,600
 But don't worry about it.
 l can sell anything to anybody.

856
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,679
 Not me. Not any more.

857
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,799
 Honey, things are gonna get better.

858
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,759
 When? l'm tired ofwaiting, Buddy.

859
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,760
 Waiting for you to find the rightjob,
 the right town.

860
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,120
 Waiting for you to find
 that one true thing that makes you happy.

861
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,800
 l think this is it.

862
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,559
 You see, that's just the thing, Buddy.

863
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,560
 l just thought you might wake up one day
 and see that itjust might be me.

864
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,760
 That itjust might be your family.

865
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,800
 You know what? l'm done.

866
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,119
 Oh, honey. Come on. Don't.

867
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,120
 - Cords! Cords are everywhere!
 - Please, baby... No.

868
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,679
 Oh, no, honey.

869
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,680
 Buddy Hall's Christmas wish
 is to make his house bright enough

870
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,480
 to be visible notjust from miles around,

871
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,239
 but from space.

872
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,239
 Oh, right...

873
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,240
 When we heard about Mr Hall's quest,
 ifyou will,

874
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,120
 we downlinked images from his general area
 as often as possible.

875
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,999
 l can show you, ifyou'd like to take a look.

876
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
 Right... Nothing yet.

877
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,879
 Wow. Thank you for that.

878
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,880
 This may be one Christmas wish
 even Santa can't grant.

879
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,880
 Hi, everybody. Thanks for coming.

880
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,760
 l'm really happy that you came tonight.
 l hope you enjoy these lights,

881
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,719
 cos l did 'em all for you.

882
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,879
 And for my family.

883
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,880
 And for my wonderful neighbours
 across the street.

884
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,400
 Thank you.

885
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,400
 Tia!

886
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,239
 Tia!

887
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:14,240
 Come back!

888
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,880
 lfyou missed anything,
 this show is gonna be repeated

889
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,480
 every night on a loop until 4am.

890
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,279
 l can't take it any more.

891
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,280
 Well, me neither, but you've
 gotta take some ofthe blame.

892
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,159
 - You hear that?
 - Yeah.

893
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,160
 Hear that? lt's getting louder.
 He wants to play rough? l can play rough.

894
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,960
 Steve, where are you going? Steve!

895
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,360
 l hear if someone's in the market
 for something with a little pop,

896
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,599
 you're the guy.

897
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,600
 Maybe. Could be the guy.

898
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:49,080
 Depends on what you're looking for.

899
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,040
 Don't let the reindeer pyjamas fool you, pal.
 l'm not playing around.

900
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,200
 - l'm looking to do some serious damage.
 - Yeah? Cool.

901
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,400
 You've come to the right place. l've got
 enough firepower back here for two wars.

902
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,079
 l got reapers, crackle dragons,

903
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,439
 wagon wheels, throbbing copperheads.

904
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,440
 - Great. l'll take 'em all.
 - What's this for, man?

905
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,560
 l'm gonna shoot them at my neighbour's
 house and hopefully give him a heart attack.

906
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,200
 Cool. ln that case, you need this.

907
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,680
 - The atomic warlord.
 - Wow.

908
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,120
 Yeah.

909
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,600
 Good night, Steve.

910
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,880
 Good night, Buddy.

911
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,080
 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

912
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,520
 You want lights, Buddy?
 You want lights? l'll show you lights.

913
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,559
 Oh, yeah! Yeah, how do you like that?

914
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,679
 Yeah, sleep through that, Buddy.

915
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,680
 Huh? Huh?

916
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,439
 Yeah!

917
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,440
 How's that feel, huh? Hey, you think
 they can see that from space, Buddy?

918
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,920
 Yeah. Oh, yeah.

919
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,600
 How does it feel to have
 your whole world exploding around you?

920
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,239
 Oh, no!

921
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,240
 Oh, gosh.

922
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,960
 Steve? Where are you?
 What's happening? Honey?

923
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,399
 Oh, God. l really wish that hadn't happened.

924
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,400
 Honey?

925
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,520
 Kelly! Kelly!

926
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,040
 You sure you've been watering that thing?
 lt went up awfully fast.

927
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000
 - Are you kidding me?
 - Fire extinguisher.

928
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,320
 Yeah, yeah. Faulty Christmas lights,
 an underwatered tree.

929
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,480
 What can l say? We're a cautionary tale.

930
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,040
 So the fact you apparently purchased
 an illegal-grade military firework

931
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,760
 and set it off in your own home
 had nothing to do with it, huh?

932
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,359
 That could have been a contributing factor.

933
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,839
 What about this?

934
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,840
 Never seen that before in my life.

935
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,439
 You're getting to be
 a knot in my panties, mister.

936
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,239
 A real knot.

937
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,240
 All right, let's go.

938
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,800
 Hey, kids. What are you...?

939
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,560
 Where are you going, huh?

940
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:57,119
 - Hey, Madison. What's going on?
 - Father.

941
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,119
 Kelly. Kelly, what are you doing?

942
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,120
 Trying to salvage
 part ofthis Christmas for the kids.

943
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,479
 Wait. You're leaving? You're lea...

944
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:07,079
 Come on, it's not that bad. lt's not that bad.

945
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,719
 Most ofthe smoke damage
 was in the family room.

946
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,720
 And on the bright side,
 you always hated that wallpaper.

947
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,280
 - Now that high-pressure hoses have ripped...
 - We're gonna stay with Tia and the twins.

948
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,120
 Come on, Kelly, don't do that.
 Don't let thatjerk ruin our Christmas.

949
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,799
 - The onlyjerk ruining Christmas is you.
 - Me?

950
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,279
 - Yeah.
 - Me? l'm trying to save Christmas.

951
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,280
 Really? What is your
 favourite Christmas memory?

952
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000
 Well... Well, you know what it is.

953
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,999
 l was seven years old.
 My dad and l moved to Alabama,

954
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
 and on Christmas morning we woke up
 and sat on the kitchen floor,

955
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,879
 ate fries and drank chocolate milk.

956
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,880
 Yeah, exactly. lt wasn't planned.
 lt wasn't organised.

957
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,279
 Nobody entered it in a BlackBerry.
 ltjust happened.

958
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,719
 Our family is so busy,
 we have to plan things out.

959
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,719
 No. You, you are the busy one.

960
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,720
 You said our kids needed Christmas
 more than ever. No.

961
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,679
 What they need more than ever is you.

962
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,680
 Carter wanted to go
 Christmas shopping with you.

963
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,240
 He wanted to cut down that tree with you.
 And Madison, well...

964
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,040
 Madison's a teenage girl so she ignores you,
 but ifyou'd been paying attention,

965
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,560
 you'd have seen that she wants you
 to know she's not a little girl.

966
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,119
 That's a message l got pretty clear.

967
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,279
 You just don't get it.

968
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,280
 Christmas traditions are born in those little
 chocolate-milk-and-French-fry moments,

969
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,359
 and you can't control it.

970
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,360
 We don't fit in the tiny little boxes
 on your Christmas calendar.

971
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,160
 Oh, don't.

972
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,599
 What will l eat?

973
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,600
 Wait, Kelly. Don't. Wait.

974
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,560
 Steve. What happened to your house?
 Did you have a fire?

975
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,519
 Are you telling me
 you weren't even home last night?

976
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,520
 No. Tia and the girls
 went and stayed in a motel.

977
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,360
 l spent all night throwing
 little pebbles at their window.

978
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,520
 You missed the whole...

979
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,479
 Oh, that's nothing.
 That's nothing. That's just...

980
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:11,480
 The kids probably left it out here last night.

981
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,400
 lt's just a wire that goes...

982
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,879
 l knew it. You've been stealing my power.

983
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,880
 Borrowing. Look, it's an extension cord.
 lt goes both ways.

984
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,519
 l was gonna shoot it back to you
 after the holidays.

985
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,520
 Fine, you win. You win.
 The skating, the lights, the trees.

986
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,200
 You've been two steps ahead of me.
 But you know what?

987
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,359
 You're still a screwup,

988
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,360
 and that doesn't change because
 you put some lights on the roof.

989
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,279
 Hey, pal.

990
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,280
 You're gonna be spending Christmas alone,
 like the rest of us screwups.

991
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:49,040
 How do you like that?

992
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,799
 Tootie, where are you?

993
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,800
 No, no. But we're luckier than lots
 offamilies because we're really going.

994
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,599
 Wait till you see the fine home
 we're going to have.

995
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,479
 And the loads and loads offriends we'll make.

996
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,999
 Wonderful friends.

997
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000
 But the main thing, Tootie,
 is that we're all going to be together,

998
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,839
 just like we've always been.

999
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,119
 That's what really counts.

1000
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:31,120
 We could be happy anywhere
 as long as we're together.

1001
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,160
 l see you're taking down all the lights.

1002
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,279
 Oh, you noticed?

1003
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,759
 What are you, some kind of genius?

1004
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,760
 Apparently not.

1005
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,920
 l can't do it, Buddy.

1006
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,360
 l can't spend Christmas without them.

1007
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,959
 Tell me about it.

1008
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,039
 This is awful.

1009
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,679
 lt's killing me.

1010
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,680
 And you know Tia.

1011
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,960
 She's so stubborn. She won't even talk to me.

1012
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,600
 l tried everything.

1013
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,160
 Maybe not everything.

1014
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000
 Girls, come over here
 and help us decorate the tree.

1015
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:13,520
 Mom, you're hanging booze from the minibar
 on a branch that you got out of a car bumper.

1016
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:18,239
 Pardon me for not being
 in the Christmas spirit.

1017
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:21,240
 - We're making the best of it.
 - Girls, put those books down.

1018
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,520
 Get your butts over here.
 Are you reading?

1019
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,160
 Emily Dickinson.
 Madison gave it to us. lt's really good.

1020
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,239
 Yeah, it's not giving me
 a headache or anything.

1021
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,240
 Maybe l should
 go to law school or something.

1022
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,519
 Hey, Mom, look.

1023
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,959
 Carter, get back here.

1024
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,960
 l'll get him.
 Carter, get back here, you little fart.

1025
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,280
 Mom, you won't believe this.
 You guys have to come.

1026
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,919
 Carter.

1027
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,920
 lt's like a path. Let's see where it goes.

1028
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:07,079
 Oh, my...

1029
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,080
 lt's just unbelievable.
 What do you think, sweetie?

1030
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,080
 Mom, look at this one.

1031
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,880
 This is amazing.

1032
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:29,200
 Take a picture!

1033
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,040
 l can't believe it.

1034
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,560
 Mom, all these lights were Dad's lights.

1035
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,920
 - l begged you to let me do the yams.
 - You have no feeling for starches.

1036
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,600
 - Your three bean salad is bad.
 - You expect me to do the salad

1037
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,280
 and the fiesta corn?

1038
01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:13,440
 We thought maybe you'd be hungry.

1039
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,400
 lfyou thought some lights and a TV dinner
 would make up for all the crap that l have...

1040
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,640
 - ls that what l think?
 - We didn't have time to do a turkey.

1041
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,800
 So we made a few things
 from your new cookbook.

1042
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,400
 l got you this little pre-Christmas gift.

1043
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,760
 l missed you so much.

1044
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,960
 Oh, gosh, how did you afford it?
 How did you ever afford it?

1045
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,800
 Let's just say we're not gonna use
 our credit cards for the rest of our lives.

1046
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:10,199
 - You've been busy.
 - Kelly, l'm so sorry.

1047
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,200
 lt's just everything got so... You think you're
 doing the right things for the right reasons

1048
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,440
 and then one day you blow up your house.

1049
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,880
 And it occurs to you that somewhere
 along the way, things got out of hand.

1050
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,319
 lt seemed like your whole life got so loud

1051
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,320
 that the only thing you were gonna hear
 was an empty house.

1052
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,759
 You're right.

1053
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:35,760
 You were right. And you were right to leave.

1054
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,520
 You were. l understand. You were all right
 to leave. And l'm so glad you're back.

1055
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,200
 - So l can date now?
 - Sailors during wartime? No.

1056
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,600
 But you are growing up,
 so l guess l have to get used to that.

1057
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:01,000
 - Mr Hall, you took down all your lights.
 - Yeah, l thought it would be better.

1058
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,639
 - l bet it would have worked.
 - lt might have.

1059
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,799
 l bet they could have seen us from space.

1060
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,319
 We'll never know.

1061
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:12,320
 Then again, maybe you will.

1062
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,959
 Oh, my...

1063
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:29,960
 Look, l'm sorry.

1064
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,520
 You all have to go home.
 There are no lights tonight.

1065
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,799
 No, but there will be.

1066
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,119
 - Buddy, what's happening?
 - l don't know.

1067
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:44,120
 l told them Buddy was short on lights
 and maybe they'd like to come and help out.

1068
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,399
 How many people did you call?

1069
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,400
 You have no idea
 how bad the eyesight is in this town.

1070
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,760
 MTV is sending someone down
 to do a story on Buddy's lights.

1071
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,800
 - They don't know he took 'em down.
 - Which is why we'd better put 'em back up.

1072
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,920
 Are you just gonna stand there
 or are you gonna help me do this?

1073
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,320
 Let's go.

1074
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,240
 - Oh, it's beautiful.
 - Thank you so much.

1075
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,960
 And keep those truck lights on too.
 Those are good too.

1076
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,080
 Thanks for coming. lt's really nice ofyou.
 Beautiful. Good to see you.

1077
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,040
 Steve, you're doing an excellentjob.
 You got a future in this.

1078
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,400
 Happy holidays. SuChin Pak coming to you
 live from Cloverdale, Massachusetts,

1079
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,559
 where the whole town has come out

1080
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:53,560
 to see if Buddy Hall, a local car salesman,
 can achieve the impossible.

1081
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,560
 He's put up a Christmas light display
 that can hopefully be seen from space.

1082
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,720
 The folks at MyEarth have been
 monitoring the situation live.

1083
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,960
 Guys, thanks so much for spending
 your holiday plans with us.

1084
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,439
 Oh, no, that's no trouble at all.

1085
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:11,440
 Basil's mum stopped by with a tin of biscuits,
 so we're just having a laugh.

1086
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:15,119
 Oh, good... good times.

1087
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,120
 They're gonna do it.
 They're gonna turn on the lights.

1088
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:21,160
 All right. lt looks like
 the moment has finally arrived.

1089
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,039
 Let's do this as a family. Come on.

1090
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,959
 - Put your hand on it.
 - Buddy, everybody ready?

1091
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,479
 - Yeah.
 - On the count ofthree.

1092
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,480
 One, two, three.

1093
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,880
 People worked so hard.
 They're gonna be so disappointed.

1094
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,520
 l'm gonna go get some candles.

1095
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,800
 OK. All right. l need light.

1096
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,400
 Wanna borrow my phone?

1097
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,080
 Hey, Dad. Wouldn't it be great
 ifwe could do this every Christmas?

1098
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,319
 What do you think?

1099
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,320
 Yeah. Yeah, we could use
 some new traditions around here.

1100
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,320
 Buddy, l really like this town.

1101
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,720
 Do you think maybe you could ask
 for yourjob back and we could stay here?

1102
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,839
 - Yeah, l like it too.
 - You do?

1103
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,840
 l'll get myjob back. l'll get myjob back.

1104
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,080
 Hey, Steve, l know everything got really crazy,

1105
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,200
 but l just wanted you to know
 that when we first met, l wasn't lying.

1106
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,679
 l really did want to be your friend.

1107
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,680
 l know you did. l should have let you.

1108
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,000
 lt's Christmas. Anything can happen.

1109
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,199
 Can we start over?

1110
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,200
 Nice to meet you. l'm Steve Finch. You are?

1111
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,999
 Buddy Hall.

1112
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,000
 - Merry Christmas, Buddy.
 - You too, Steve. Yeah.

1113
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:34,360
 - He bloody well did it.
 - l'm getting confirmation.

1114
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,319
 Yes. Yes.

1115
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,320
 The house is clearly visible from space!

1116
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,280
 Oh, my God.

1117
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,120
 - l'm so proud ofyou!
 - You can see it from space!

1118
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:04,760