1 00:00:02,521 --> 00:00:03,510 First recovery. 2 00:00:44,841 --> 00:00:47,116 You nailed that key change on "Too Far." 3 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,760 Oh, thanks. 4 00:00:48,921 --> 00:00:52,152 FISH: You were out of your mind. Chewing the keys off the board. 5 00:00:52,321 --> 00:00:55,393 You were better than Kurt Cobain. You're like Hurt Cobain. 6 00:00:55,561 --> 00:00:56,630 A.D.D. 7 00:00:57,841 --> 00:00:59,513 You guys are sweet. 8 00:01:04,521 --> 00:01:06,751 First fan. Ha-ha! 9 00:01:06,921 --> 00:01:08,195 That did sound pretty good. 10 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:11,910 It was better than good. It was sweet. 11 00:01:12,841 --> 00:01:14,957 You're so wet. 12 00:01:15,121 --> 00:01:19,876 - Yes. Yes! Our band is sweet. - No! 13 00:01:21,721 --> 00:01:23,598 - Sweet! - Oh, my God. 14 00:01:23,761 --> 00:01:26,958 I'm not leaving you out, Mattie. I'm saving the biggest hug for you... 15 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:30,477 ...because you brought me here. - Uncle Rob, we don't need... 16 00:01:30,641 --> 00:01:31,869 - Oh, there we go. Shh. - Oh, God. 17 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:34,680 - Uncle Fish has got you there, big fella. MATT: So moist. 18 00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:35,910 Hi. 19 00:01:37,081 --> 00:01:41,791 Um, we were wondering if we could buy you guys a beer or something. 20 00:01:44,641 --> 00:01:46,871 First groupies. 21 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:50,397 Unfortunately, they are not of age. Fortunately... 22 00:01:50,561 --> 00:01:53,121 ...I am double the legal limit for after-show parties. 23 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,556 Yeah, we were kind of looking for someone... 24 00:01:55,721 --> 00:02:02,240 ...a little closer to our age, but thanks. 25 00:02:03,361 --> 00:02:05,431 First blow-off. Let the games begin. 26 00:02:10,681 --> 00:02:13,991 FISH: Oh, man. This is where rock 'n' roll came to die. 27 00:02:14,161 --> 00:02:17,437 It's all about text chats and Playbox with you guys. 28 00:02:17,601 --> 00:02:19,592 - It's Xbox. - Whatever. 29 00:02:19,761 --> 00:02:21,479 We're on tour. 30 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,996 - You may never get this chance again. - Come on. 31 00:02:24,161 --> 00:02:26,152 Okay? We have gotta cut loose. 32 00:02:26,321 --> 00:02:28,391 I feel like I cut loose when I'm on-stage. 33 00:02:28,561 --> 00:02:31,394 Then I like to rest and unwind a little bit. Please move. 34 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:34,155 - And you call yourself my nephew. - He's right. 35 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,279 - It's late. We're tired. - You're like a bunch of grandmas. 36 00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:39,159 You look like Miss Saigon. 37 00:02:39,801 --> 00:02:44,158 Wait, I get it. You guys don't know what it means to go on tour. 38 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:47,552 - Don't you do this. - Well, I do. 39 00:02:47,721 --> 00:02:48,995 You're a monster. 40 00:02:49,161 --> 00:02:51,117 [ALL SHOUTING] 41 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:03,912 CROWD [CHANTING]: Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! 42 00:03:05,441 --> 00:03:06,669 [CROWD CHEERING] 43 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,390 FISH: I am a golden Fish! 44 00:03:29,201 --> 00:03:30,190 [LAUGHS] 45 00:03:31,121 --> 00:03:32,236 [SCREAMS] 46 00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:36,474 Woo-hoo! 47 00:03:37,601 --> 00:03:39,557 Woo-hoo! 48 00:03:42,761 --> 00:03:44,558 Yeah! Now we got a party! 49 00:03:45,081 --> 00:03:47,470 - Aah! ALL: Oh! 50 00:03:47,681 --> 00:03:49,672 [SIRENS APPROACHING] 51 00:04:04,881 --> 00:04:07,554 Hey, man. What's wrong? 52 00:04:07,721 --> 00:04:08,915 We're in the joint. 53 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:11,834 We're going behind bars, man! This is awesome. 54 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,957 This is what being a rock star's all about! 55 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,511 Yeah, I don't know. I guess for me, it's always been more about the music. 56 00:04:19,001 --> 00:04:22,789 No, music definitely plays an important part. 57 00:04:23,281 --> 00:04:24,270 I just... 58 00:04:24,761 --> 00:04:26,513 I always hope maybe, you know... 59 00:04:26,681 --> 00:04:29,149 ...someday, my dad would hear one of my songs... 60 00:04:29,321 --> 00:04:33,234 ...and feel, I don't know, something. 61 00:04:35,521 --> 00:04:36,670 You want my advice? 62 00:04:37,841 --> 00:04:40,150 You got a good thing going. 63 00:04:40,641 --> 00:04:42,711 Don't chase something you're never gonna get. 64 00:04:42,881 --> 00:04:44,951 It's his loss. He's the one missing out. 65 00:04:45,121 --> 00:04:47,157 Trust me. I know. 66 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,710 I got the best seat in the house. 67 00:04:49,921 --> 00:04:51,718 Right between the guitar and the bass. 68 00:04:52,681 --> 00:04:56,310 - Fishman. You all made bail. - Yes. 69 00:04:56,481 --> 00:04:59,518 - How? - Thank you. The fans. 70 00:04:59,681 --> 00:05:02,149 The magic of rock 'n' roll. Come on, where's my posse? 71 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:06,314 That, my friends, is what happens when you're a rock star. 72 00:05:06,481 --> 00:05:07,914 - Night, guys. DETECTIVE: Night, Fish. 73 00:05:08,081 --> 00:05:09,639 Oh, crap. 74 00:05:10,161 --> 00:05:11,276 Mom? 75 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:14,558 I trusted you. I vouched for you and for the safety of these kids. 76 00:05:14,721 --> 00:05:19,715 This is how you pay me back? By being a drunken, irresponsible, drunken... 77 00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:21,200 - You said "drunken." - I know. 78 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:24,633 - What is wrong with you? Hey, Kim. - Hey, Lisa. 79 00:05:24,801 --> 00:05:26,712 LISA: Two arrests in three weeks? 80 00:05:26,881 --> 00:05:29,953 What does it feel like to destroy a hotel room? 81 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:33,158 It must be freeing. It's gotta be freeing, huh? 82 00:05:33,321 --> 00:05:35,118 You have no idea. 83 00:05:35,721 --> 00:05:37,598 - Really? FISH: Oh, yeah. 84 00:05:37,761 --> 00:05:39,353 You are such an idiot. 85 00:05:39,521 --> 00:05:41,512 Come on, Matt. We're going. Tour's over. 86 00:05:41,681 --> 00:05:43,751 You can't cancel the t... Lower my voice. 87 00:05:43,921 --> 00:05:45,274 You can't cancel the tour. 88 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:48,990 - He's right. People are digging... - I don't care if you're selling out arenas. 89 00:05:49,161 --> 00:05:50,833 - I don't trust Drummer Boy... - What? 90 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:52,673 - Let's go. - I'm not going home. 91 00:05:52,841 --> 00:05:55,719 I'm not, either. And don't call my uncle Little Drummer Boy. 92 00:05:55,881 --> 00:05:59,476 - He's a big drummer boy. - I'm the mother, you're the child. 93 00:05:59,641 --> 00:06:03,316 No, because I show you respect, and then you don't listen. 94 00:06:03,481 --> 00:06:06,393 - I can't hear you. - Hey. Guys. Guys. 95 00:06:06,561 --> 00:06:10,110 - You don't listen to me. - We're a band and we stick together. 96 00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:11,430 We're finishing the tour. 97 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:14,479 I'm sorry if you guys have a problem, but that's the way it is. 98 00:06:15,321 --> 00:06:16,674 Yeah. 99 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:20,959 - Okay, I'll go. LISA: What? 100 00:06:21,121 --> 00:06:23,840 I don't think it's fair. These kids cancel their tour... 101 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:28,472 ...because Baby Huey over here isn't responsible enough to be an adult... 102 00:06:28,641 --> 00:06:29,869 ...so I will go. 103 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,236 - I'll go too. - Oh, be quiet, Stan. 104 00:06:32,401 --> 00:06:37,555 No. A tour with parents is not a tour. On this point, I will not bend. That's it. 105 00:06:37,721 --> 00:06:40,360 My line in the sand has been drawn. 106 00:06:42,161 --> 00:06:44,391 FISH: I just wanna say on behalf of the band... 107 00:06:44,561 --> 00:06:46,950 ...it's kind of a buzz-kill having you on the tour. 108 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:51,717 Really? If you hadn't been such a jackass, I wouldn't have to be here. 109 00:06:51,881 --> 00:06:54,679 Whatever. I just need you to do a little babysitting... 110 00:06:54,841 --> 00:06:58,675 ...and don't rain on my parade, okay? Because I'm living my dream. 111 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:02,951 Did you always have that knee brace in your dream? 112 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:05,517 What did I say about raining on my parade? 113 00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:08,514 Sorry. You know what? I'm sorry. 114 00:07:08,681 --> 00:07:10,990 You are an adult. I mean, technically. 115 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:15,279 You can do what you want. I just think you might want to start to take it easy. 116 00:07:15,441 --> 00:07:18,035 Take it easy? Thanks, the Eagles. 117 00:07:18,201 --> 00:07:20,351 No. I spent my whole life taking it easy... 118 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,355 ...and now I'm making up for lost time. 119 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:24,715 - Hoo-hoo! - All right. 120 00:07:24,881 --> 00:07:27,156 FISH: I'm gonna do whatever I want. Watch this. 121 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:28,800 I may go moon a trucker. 122 00:07:28,961 --> 00:07:32,670 Or streak up and down the bus, or take a nap. 123 00:07:32,841 --> 00:07:35,480 Not sure which. My choice. Hmm. Make a decision. 124 00:07:35,641 --> 00:07:37,791 I think I'll take a nap. Excuse me. 125 00:07:38,121 --> 00:07:39,236 Okey-dokey. 126 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,033 I have a silly question. Do you have any hand sanitizer? 127 00:07:45,241 --> 00:07:48,119 I do. I've used it for other things, but you're welcome to it. 128 00:07:48,281 --> 00:07:49,316 Jesus Christ. 129 00:07:50,521 --> 00:07:52,318 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 130 00:07:53,361 --> 00:07:56,319 AMELIA: Hello? - Hey, it's D.V. Put me on shout, yo. 131 00:07:58,241 --> 00:08:00,357 - Hey, are you guys sitting down? - One second. 132 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,716 - Yeah, well stand up. I got great news. - Okay. 133 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:04,917 You're gonna shoot a music video. 134 00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:07,151 Whoo! Yes! 135 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,233 I got us the hottest video director in town. 136 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:13,950 Yeah. All right, I gotta go. I'm in a tremendous amount of pain. 137 00:08:14,121 --> 00:08:16,316 ["TOMORROW NEVER COMES" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 138 00:08:16,681 --> 00:08:19,275 ["TOMORROW NEVER COMES" PLAYING BACKWARDS] 139 00:08:25,201 --> 00:08:27,590 [SINGING BACKWARDS] 140 00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:32,274 Cut it, please. Cut... 141 00:08:32,441 --> 00:08:34,716 We're rehearsing now. That means you should move. 142 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,155 Your mouth and your body. 143 00:08:36,321 --> 00:08:39,472 Go backwards in slow motion, then say the words backwards. 144 00:08:39,641 --> 00:08:40,869 Where's the girl? 145 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,440 Say the words backwards. 146 00:08:42,601 --> 00:08:44,353 In post it's all gonna be forward. 147 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:46,955 You have to go backwards for me to make it forward, get it? 148 00:08:47,121 --> 00:08:48,440 [SINGS BACKWARDS] 149 00:08:48,601 --> 00:08:49,795 [SINGS FORWARD] 150 00:08:49,961 --> 00:08:50,950 [SINGS BACKWARDS] 151 00:08:51,121 --> 00:08:52,440 [SINGS FORWARD AND BACKWARDS] 152 00:08:53,121 --> 00:08:55,476 - Where's the girl? - Don't hold your breath. 153 00:08:55,641 --> 00:08:57,711 - What is happening? - Excuse me, Kip? 154 00:08:57,881 --> 00:09:00,714 - Yes? - Listen, can we call this a day? 155 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:02,951 - No. No, this isn't happening. - Listen to me. 156 00:09:03,121 --> 00:09:04,395 - What's going on? - Go ahead. 157 00:09:04,561 --> 00:09:06,836 It's Amelia. She's just having a really tough day. 158 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:09,435 - Not feeling like a rock star. - I'll go talk to her. 159 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:11,398 Okay. Good luck with that. 160 00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:16,073 - Amelia? AMELIA: Just go away. 161 00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:17,993 Come on, it's okay to be nervous. 162 00:09:18,161 --> 00:09:20,550 I either throw up or get the runs before every show. 163 00:09:20,721 --> 00:09:24,236 - Last night it was both. - Gross. Leave me alone. 164 00:09:24,401 --> 00:09:28,758 Come on. Girlfriend, we need you. Come on. 165 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:33,553 - I'm sorry. I just can't. - Hey, what's wrong? 166 00:09:33,721 --> 00:09:38,272 - I told that idiot stylist not to brush it. - Let me see. 167 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:43,198 Holy sh... Oh, wow. Hey. 168 00:09:43,361 --> 00:09:48,640 - See? I look like shit, okay? Go away. - Listen, it's just hair. It's no biggie. 169 00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:53,033 Maybe girls like me just don't belong in music videos. 170 00:09:54,441 --> 00:09:58,354 You know, if that's the look that they want, they should just... 171 00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:01,319 ...grab one of those annoying little girls hanging on Curtis. 172 00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:02,834 Don't say that. 173 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:07,074 Those girls are a dime a dozen. That is why you are in this band... 174 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:10,950 ...and they are not. Because you have looks and personality. 175 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:12,918 You've got attitude, you've got edge... 176 00:10:13,081 --> 00:10:18,155 ...you've got pure, unfiltered badass-ed-ness. Yeah. 177 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:20,357 Now, as far as the 'do goes... 178 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:23,240 ...take it from someone that's been at war with their hair. 179 00:10:23,881 --> 00:10:29,319 It just needs a little bit of love and a lot of product. 180 00:10:38,441 --> 00:10:39,920 KIP: Welcome back. 181 00:10:43,721 --> 00:10:46,872 Smile? No smile? 182 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,000 Thanks, Fish. 183 00:10:57,561 --> 00:11:00,155 - Good job. - This part's gonna blow people's minds. 184 00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:04,155 I'm gonna shoot you with this old Bolex, stop-motion, you're gonna be animated. 185 00:11:04,321 --> 00:11:08,314 So pick your spot, take your breath, and move a tiny bit. 186 00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:11,230 Move a tiny bit. 187 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:12,516 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 188 00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:14,353 Move a tiny bit. 189 00:11:14,521 --> 00:11:17,194 Move a tiny bit. Wait a minute. 190 00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:19,511 - You have a tattoo. KIM: What? Where? 191 00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,751 Oh, my God. I'm gonna get that checked out. 192 00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:23,832 Funny. Good. I'm just saying it's weird... 193 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:26,799 ...because you have a tattoo, but you're a mom. 194 00:11:26,961 --> 00:11:31,034 Gee, nothing gets by you, does it? Yes, I have a tattoo, and I am a mom. 195 00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:32,839 A few too many flirtinis? 196 00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:35,390 Close. It was an old band. 197 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,313 - You were in a band? - Mm-hm. 198 00:11:37,481 --> 00:11:39,870 I was in an all-girl punk band. 199 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,190 No way. That's awesome. 200 00:11:41,361 --> 00:11:45,673 Yeah. Put a safety pin in my T-shirt and I'm a badass. Good times. 201 00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:50,710 So what happened to the old "S.W." band? Why'd you give it up? 202 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,553 Well, I'm not exactly sure... 203 00:11:52,721 --> 00:11:55,440 ...but I think it had something to do with the fact that... 204 00:11:55,601 --> 00:11:57,796 ...a pregnant 17-year-old lead singer... 205 00:11:57,961 --> 00:12:00,429 ...wasn't exactly what MTV was looking for. 206 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:04,158 - They so lack vision. - Cut! You moved too much. Okay? 207 00:12:04,321 --> 00:12:08,075 "Tiny bit" means tiny bit, not big bit or regular bit. Tiny bit. Move a tiny bit. 208 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,960 I don't know why you're blinking more than a normal person... 209 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,794 ...but blink like a normal person or don't blink. 210 00:12:13,961 --> 00:12:14,950 So your choice. 211 00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:18,998 [MATT SNORING] 212 00:12:25,601 --> 00:12:27,193 Matt. 213 00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:31,950 - Matt. - Yeah, you okay? 214 00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:35,796 - Do you sleep with your eyes open? - No, I'm fine. 215 00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:37,553 Good night. 216 00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:40,190 [SNORING] 217 00:12:47,761 --> 00:12:49,752 [CAR HORNS HONKING] 218 00:12:57,601 --> 00:12:59,239 [INAUDIBLE] 219 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,552 [CROWD CHEERING] 220 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:07,515 [WHISTLES] 221 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,594 Hey, can you sign my shirt? 222 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,556 You're... You're very well-proportioned. 223 00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:29,151 - Hey. Good night. - Good night. 224 00:13:41,641 --> 00:13:45,395 You Tube sensation A.D.D. have gone from total unknowns... 225 00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:47,677 ... to a top- 10 album, a number one single... 226 00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:51,117 ... and a sold-out tour in just three short months. 227 00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:55,111 Thank you very much. You have a great night. 228 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:57,158 [CROWD CHEERING] 229 00:13:57,321 --> 00:13:58,754 GIRL: I love you, Matt. 230 00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:03,239 Somebody threw this at me, and it's got a telephone number... 231 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,790 ...an e-mail address, and it's big. 232 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,519 Rock 'n' roll. 233 00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:13,720 - Let me see that. - Hey, hey. A.D.D., you were amazing. 234 00:14:13,881 --> 00:14:17,237 Oh, wow. Mattie, oh, it was so incredible. 235 00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:20,279 Everybody loved it and they were singing along with the words. 236 00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:24,036 They were mouthing your words. You were good, Fish. 237 00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:28,433 Oh, my goodness. That was great, guys. Unh! Give it up. 238 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,638 Okay, I understand. Nice. Nicely done. Here's the plan, okay? 239 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:35,953 We gotta go down, give some face time to the fans, then get out of here, okay? 240 00:14:36,121 --> 00:14:39,670 MySpace is throwing you guys a party, and I don't wanna be late. 241 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,550 Wanna get there before all the good T-A-l-L is taken, know what I'm saying? 242 00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:45,040 We can spell. 243 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,669 Yeah. Yeah, no, I get that. That makes sense. 244 00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:50,913 Hello. Hello there. Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. 245 00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:54,232 - David Marshall, Matchbook Records. - Hey. Kim Powell. I'm Curtis' mom. 246 00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:55,959 Oh! 247 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,637 The wellspring, huh? 248 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,360 Excuse me? 249 00:15:00,641 --> 00:15:03,394 I would love to spend nine months inside you. 250 00:15:06,561 --> 00:15:08,472 Why's everybody being quiet? 251 00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:10,598 DAVID: Ha-ha-ha! FISH: Hoo-hoo! 252 00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:13,912 DAVID: There it is. It's like a school bus for assholes. 253 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,879 - I'm not gonna get in that thing. - That is a nice ride. 254 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,636 - Yeah. Go have fun. CURTIS: Come on, let's go. 255 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:23,309 - Oh, wow. Yellow. - Yeah. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 256 00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:25,800 KIM: Okay, let's go. 257 00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:28,919 I'm gonna cut to the chase, because that's how I do, but... 258 00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:31,549 You're familiar with the term "MILF"? 259 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,839 Because I would never use that to describe you, ever. 260 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,037 I hate that term. It disgusts me. 261 00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:41,672 No, no, no. you are more of a "MILMSLT." 262 00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:45,916 That's a mother I'd like to make sweet love to. 263 00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:50,111 Oh, thank you. I'm really flattered, actually. 264 00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:54,556 Um, so are you familiar with the term "PILS"? 265 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,679 No, no, no. What's a PILS? 266 00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:00,071 It's a person I'd like to stab. 267 00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:02,636 [KIM GIGGLES] 268 00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:07,435 - I know. - Oh, that's good. Watch out here. 269 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,512 Cougar's got claws. 270 00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:11,637 - I'm gonna hop in the Hummer. - Good idea. 271 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,519 - I'll see you guys in the Hummer. - Go. 272 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,080 Hit the omelet bar. 273 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,471 - Well played, my lady. - Shall we? 274 00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,836 FISH: You know, I'm gonna take a rain check. 275 00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:22,390 Really? You? A rain check, huh? 276 00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:24,791 - Okay. - Well, you know, I got... 277 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:28,397 ...a date back at the club with a couple of shorties, so... 278 00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:32,349 - Oh, all right. See you later. - Okay. All right. 279 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,275 Don't wait up for me, okay, because I'm gonna be: 280 00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:38,160 - Whoop, whoop! Whoop. KIM: See you. 281 00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:40,152 [HUMMER DRIVES AWAY] 282 00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:47,510 [ALL CHATTERING] 283 00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:03,080 AMELIA: Mattie? MATT: Hi. 284 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:07,029 - Hi. Are you okay? - Oh, super duper. I am just doing... 285 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:08,520 - This is some... - Who is she? 286 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,430 I don't know her name. I've seen her at our shows... 287 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:15,310 ...and I've wanted to engage her, but I just get so nervous. 288 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,553 - Which one is she? - She's sitting at the bar, in the blue. 289 00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,712 - No. Don't stare. - I'm not staring. 290 00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,759 You're embarrassing me in front of her. Just be respectful. 291 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,231 She's the one sitting over there in the blue T-shirt. 292 00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:32,040 Uh, okay. The shirt that reads "I heart Matt" in rhinestones? 293 00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,475 That could be a coincidence. 294 00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:36,474 Maybe it's "I heart Matt" LeBlanc from TV's the Friends. 295 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:39,758 Look at me, Amelia. 296 00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:43,880 Look at me. I am not the world's most handsome guy here. 297 00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:45,915 And... 298 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:49,592 ...I don't know how to speak to a girl, other than you. 299 00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,558 I've never kissed a girl. 300 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:56,033 I've never asked one to go to a movie or maybe go to dinner, or... 301 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:03,041 There, okay? Now you've had the experience. 302 00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:05,431 Now go talk to her and quit pussing out. 303 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:19,000 Hi. Nice to meet you. 304 00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:35,395 - Could you sign this, please? - Oh, yeah. 305 00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:37,711 Yeah, that would be great. 306 00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:46,241 [FOREIGNER'S " FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME" PLAYING NEARBY] 307 00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:50,834 Huh. 308 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:56,670 FISH: Hello? 309 00:18:58,881 --> 00:18:59,996 [MUSIC STOPS] 310 00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:02,072 - Hey. Can I? - Sure, come on in. 311 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:06,349 You're back already, huh? How were the smallies? 312 00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:10,590 Shorties, and I decided to call it an early night tonight. 313 00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:13,514 Those were some great moves, by the way. 314 00:19:14,201 --> 00:19:15,190 Yeah, great. 315 00:19:16,641 --> 00:19:19,553 So this is supposed to be a guitar. 316 00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:22,873 Yeah, it's a guitar. It's really fun. Do you wanna play? 317 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,271 - Come on. Come on. - All right. 318 00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:27,875 - All right, just put it on. Okay. - Okay. 319 00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,477 KIM: See? It goes red, blue. FISH: I'm lost. 320 00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:31,835 - Blue. - Blue. 321 00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:36,279 - And hit this so you can get extra points. - I love this song. This song is awesome. 322 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,590 You're doing it. 323 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,434 - I'm kicking your ass is what I'm doing. - You're not even. 324 00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:44,230 - Yeah. - Now we're a rock band. 325 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:45,914 Double head. 326 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:53,270 DAVID: May I introduce A.D.D.'s first video. Pow! 327 00:19:53,481 --> 00:19:56,279 ["TOMORROW NEVER COMES" PLAYING ON TV] 328 00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:18,952 You know, verse, chorus, verse, chorus. You've heard the song. 329 00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:20,713 So, what do you think, huh? 330 00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:24,476 I'm not even embarrassed by it, and I'm embarrassed by, like, everything. 331 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,074 Well, your body's changing. 332 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:29,517 Don't you hate how the camera itself adds 10 pounds? 333 00:20:29,681 --> 00:20:33,674 Yeah. The camera and food, right? If you like that, you're gonna love this. 334 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:34,876 This little puppy... 335 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,875 ...is going to debut next Monday as the number nine video in the country. 336 00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:41,756 Yeah. All right. 337 00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:44,640 And you're gonna crap your khakis when you hear this. 338 00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:47,599 Y'all just got asked to open for Vesuvius... 339 00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:51,037 ...in honor of their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Huh? 340 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,159 That's pretty great, right? 341 00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:56,836 Like a " Cleveland up-and-comers open for Cleveland legends" thizz-ang. 342 00:20:57,001 --> 00:21:00,880 Not to mention, it keeps it all in the Matchbook family, which is good. 343 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,599 FISH: No. No. 344 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,876 No, no, no. 345 00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:07,956 Fish, Fish? Breathe, breathe. You have to breathe. 346 00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:09,918 All right. Okay. 347 00:21:10,721 --> 00:21:12,791 What if I said yes already? Where does that leave us? 348 00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:15,154 Oh, God. Okay, all right, Fish? 349 00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:17,277 [FISH YELLING] 350 00:21:17,921 --> 00:21:21,596 - Drama. FISH: No! 351 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,596 - I'll go talk to him. - No, no. Just sit. I'll do it. 352 00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:27,752 DAVID: You guys realize if you open for Vesuvius... 353 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:31,152 ...you'll get to play in front of 20,000 people. 354 00:21:31,881 --> 00:21:34,190 Fish has a history with them. We can't do that. 355 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:39,037 Look, I love Fish. I do. I love that guy. And I never say love... 356 00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:42,159 ...but the guy's practically in a full-body cast. 357 00:21:42,321 --> 00:21:45,757 You know what I mean? I think it's time we put him out of his misery. 358 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,559 Know what I'm saying? We need to freshen the look of the band. 359 00:21:50,721 --> 00:21:52,518 - What do you say? - A band's a family. 360 00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:54,478 You don't turn your back on family. 361 00:21:57,481 --> 00:21:59,597 What is this, Full House? Are you kidding? 362 00:21:59,761 --> 00:22:02,673 He stays. That's that. 363 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:07,071 You know what? You're right. Yeah. No, he stays. Good call. 364 00:22:08,481 --> 00:22:13,157 - Hey. Fish! - No, no! I can't do it. I won't do it. 365 00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:15,710 "Promised Land" is my song. I came up with the title. 366 00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,633 And they are in the promised land... 367 00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:20,873 ...and I'm walking around in the desert for 40 years. I'm Moses. 368 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:24,238 I led them to the land of milk and honey and three-ways and orgies... 369 00:22:24,961 --> 00:22:27,111 - Fish. Listen to me. - And I'm eating manna... 370 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,632 I can't... I can't hear you... 371 00:22:32,841 --> 00:22:33,990 Ooh. 372 00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:36,360 Hello, Yoko. 373 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,197 - What was that for? - To shut you up. 374 00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:47,359 - Okay. - Now listen to me. 375 00:22:47,521 --> 00:22:49,989 You have already made it to the promised land, okay? 376 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,391 Not the way you thought, but you've made it. 377 00:22:52,561 --> 00:22:55,917 Are you gonna blow this because of some stupid grudge? 378 00:22:56,161 --> 00:23:00,473 Come on. Just let it go. Play the gig. Please. 379 00:23:03,401 --> 00:23:05,790 Your witchy, witchy ways won't work on me. 380 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:11,751 I am never opening for Vesuvius. 381 00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:27,716 Oh, oh, oh. Hey, buddy. Hey, man. What a coincidence, huh? 382 00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:30,793 - I didn't know you were staying here. - Yeah, I love this place. 383 00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:32,679 Same floor and everything. 384 00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:37,878 I wanna say I think it's super awesome... 385 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,997 ...that you're cool with Fish banging your mom. 386 00:23:40,161 --> 00:23:42,550 - What are you talking about? - I'm just saying... 387 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,077 ...it's mature that you approve of him hitting that sweet stuff. 388 00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:48,801 Cool as a fan, man. You're a cool, cool kid. 389 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:53,193 You're like Vin Diesel wrapped in a Jeremy Piven pie. 390 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,912 All right. Here we are. 391 00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,633 You know what? I just realized I'm not in this hotel. 392 00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:06,119 Take care, kiddo. You're a rock star. Whoo! 393 00:24:06,481 --> 00:24:08,437 [CROWD CHEERING] 394 00:24:08,641 --> 00:24:11,633 [PLAYING "BITTER"] 395 00:24:39,321 --> 00:24:42,199 If you guys have been dying to spend some time in Cleveland... 396 00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:46,400 ...come out next month when A.D.D.'s gonna be doing a free arena show. 397 00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:48,597 [CROWD CHEERING] 398 00:24:53,881 --> 00:24:57,430 We're gonna be opening up for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees... 399 00:24:57,601 --> 00:24:59,512 ...the mighty Vesuvius. 400 00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:03,954 Hey, hey. I thought you said we weren't gonna do that. 401 00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,919 - I decided we were. - Guys, we should discuss this later. 402 00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:08,673 There's no need. It's a done deal. 403 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,958 I am not doing that, okay? I am not opening for them. 404 00:25:13,481 --> 00:25:15,199 You think we should open for Vesuvius? 405 00:25:15,361 --> 00:25:16,919 [CROWD CHEERING] 406 00:25:17,081 --> 00:25:18,753 Then you better find a new drummer. 407 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,392 Know why you're in this band? You're a joke. 408 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,597 I'm not letting my mom go out with a joke. 409 00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:26,639 And I'm not missing the show of my life because of you. 410 00:25:31,841 --> 00:25:34,401 Ow! Ow! 411 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,190 [SCREAMS] 412 00:25:38,361 --> 00:25:40,113 [CROWD GASPS] 413 00:25:43,801 --> 00:25:46,759 What? You've never seen anyone kick over their drums in anger... 414 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,912 ...jump off the stage and twist both ankles? 415 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:53,438 WOMAN: No. - Well, now you have. Ow. 416 00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:55,075 Make a path. 417 00:25:55,601 --> 00:25:57,592 [FISH GRUNTING] 418 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,158 Oh, no. 419 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:07,990 [ANKLE CRACKS] 420 00:26:08,161 --> 00:26:10,117 [GRUNTING] 421 00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:13,753 Fish. It's okay. Are you okay? 422 00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:15,470 Yeah. Yeah. 423 00:26:15,961 --> 00:26:17,792 - You all right? - Yeah, top of the world. 424 00:26:17,961 --> 00:26:20,475 Thanks. My left ankle is making a pretty serious clicking noise. 425 00:26:20,641 --> 00:26:21,630 [ANKLE CLICKING] 426 00:26:21,801 --> 00:26:23,996 - Yeah, I hear that. - Yeah. 427 00:26:24,161 --> 00:26:26,595 Listen. We need to talk to Curtis. 428 00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:29,833 Fish, we kissed. Once. On tour. 429 00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:34,836 You know what this is. This isn't real. In real life, I am Curtis's mom... 430 00:26:35,001 --> 00:26:39,119 ...and you are... Oh, you are just a guy who won't grow up. 431 00:26:39,281 --> 00:26:42,956 I tried growing up, okay? For 20 years. 432 00:26:43,121 --> 00:26:47,160 I tried it. I hated every moment of it, and I'm not going back to that. 433 00:26:47,321 --> 00:26:51,360 You never even moved forward. You didn't give being an adult a chance. 434 00:26:51,521 --> 00:26:54,718 You're just living in some moment that happened 20 years ago. 435 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:58,190 You said you didn't have it figured it out either. 436 00:26:58,361 --> 00:27:01,637 I don't, but at least I'm living in the present. 437 00:27:17,561 --> 00:27:19,517 Hello, rat. 438 00:27:26,721 --> 00:27:30,191 Here we are. Check it out, guys, huh? Not bad. 439 00:27:30,361 --> 00:27:32,716 CURTIS: Yeah, yeah. DAVID: Uh-oh. 440 00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:35,759 Who could that be? Guys, this is your new drummer, Paul. 441 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:39,152 Go ahead and get to know him better. Give him a nickname. Any animal. 442 00:27:39,321 --> 00:27:42,233 Except Fish. Obviously, that would be a little awkward. 443 00:27:42,401 --> 00:27:44,915 Cool. Great. Well, come on. Let's go. Let's rehearse. 444 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:46,870 Set up. Come on. 445 00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:49,675 Yeah, there we go. All right. 446 00:28:09,281 --> 00:28:10,999 Any last requests? 447 00:28:11,161 --> 00:28:12,674 Be gentle. 448 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:24,275 WOMAN: Robert, I like your r�sum�. 449 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:29,356 I certainly love your objectives, and Stan speaks very highly of you. 450 00:28:30,201 --> 00:28:33,716 I do notice that your last job was a few months ago. 451 00:28:34,961 --> 00:28:36,553 What have you been doing since then? 452 00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:45,509 He's been taking some time to recharge the old batteries. 453 00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:48,195 And now I'm ready to work here until I die. 454 00:28:49,641 --> 00:28:51,199 [CHUCKLES] 455 00:28:55,241 --> 00:28:59,996 I don't even wanna talk to him about it. It's so frustrating and it's so unfair. 456 00:29:00,161 --> 00:29:01,594 Hey. 457 00:29:02,401 --> 00:29:05,359 Hey. We were supposed to start two hours ago. 458 00:29:05,521 --> 00:29:08,160 Relax. I figured you guys could just practice with Paul. 459 00:29:08,321 --> 00:29:10,755 Ever since you forced Fish out... 460 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:12,479 ...this went from being a band... 461 00:29:12,641 --> 00:29:14,632 ...to being you and some people behind you. 462 00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:17,395 I didn't force him out of the band. He quit. 463 00:29:17,561 --> 00:29:21,634 You were mean and manipulative, and you completely forced him out. 464 00:29:23,481 --> 00:29:25,995 - This Paul thing is good for us. - Are you kidding me? 465 00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:29,551 Look at him. It's like Abercrombie's making people now. 466 00:29:29,721 --> 00:29:30,836 We need Fish. 467 00:29:31,721 --> 00:29:35,270 You know? He's sloppy and stupid, and he's full of life. 468 00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:37,517 We're not the same without him. You know it. 469 00:29:37,681 --> 00:29:40,514 Okay, yeah. He said he won't open for Vesuvius. 470 00:29:40,681 --> 00:29:44,674 Curtis, had you gone up to him and just said it from your heart... 471 00:29:44,841 --> 00:29:48,959 ...how important it was for you and the band, he would have done it. 472 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,511 - Mattie's right. I mean, he would have. MATT: He would've done it in a second. 473 00:29:52,681 --> 00:29:55,559 Because he loves you. 474 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,560 Know what, guys? I'm really not in the mood to practice. 475 00:30:04,281 --> 00:30:07,717 I hope you know that I'm getting paid whether we practice or not. 476 00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:09,879 Shut up, Paul. 477 00:30:48,521 --> 00:30:50,159 Hey. 478 00:30:50,521 --> 00:30:52,079 Hey. 479 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,953 Listen, I had no idea real life was so boring. 480 00:30:57,521 --> 00:31:00,354 And soul crushing. Don't forget soul crushing. 481 00:31:00,521 --> 00:31:02,239 That's a nice suit. 482 00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:04,998 I'm gonna kill you. 483 00:31:05,521 --> 00:31:07,637 You mind if I sit? 484 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,680 So... 485 00:31:10,841 --> 00:31:14,720 ...Matt says that if I'd asked you in a nicer way to open for Vesuvius... 486 00:31:14,881 --> 00:31:16,633 ...you'd have said yes. 487 00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:19,440 Well, even though he's a genius, he's an idiot. 488 00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:21,956 I am not opening for no Vesuvius. 489 00:31:22,121 --> 00:31:25,909 - You're being a baby. - No, I'm not. I'm being realistic. 490 00:31:26,081 --> 00:31:28,276 You're telling me Robert Fishman, a.k.a. Fish... 491 00:31:28,441 --> 00:31:32,992 ...has a chance to play Q Arena in front of 20,000 screaming fans... 492 00:31:33,161 --> 00:31:35,231 ...and he's not gonna take it? 493 00:31:35,601 --> 00:31:38,434 I saw Ozzy bite the head off a bat on that stage. 494 00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:41,911 You could see A.D.D. there with a really good seat between the guitar... 495 00:31:42,081 --> 00:31:44,515 ...and bass. - And the bass. Best seat in the house. 496 00:31:46,481 --> 00:31:48,437 No. No way. 497 00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:52,389 I am not opening for Vesuvius. They can open for me. 498 00:31:53,241 --> 00:31:54,435 It's not fair. 499 00:31:54,601 --> 00:31:56,478 Of course not. Who said life was fair? 500 00:31:56,641 --> 00:31:59,280 - Don't be so mature. - You want my advice? 501 00:31:59,441 --> 00:32:01,511 You got a good thing going. 502 00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:05,479 You shouldn't be chasing something you're never gonna get back. 503 00:32:05,641 --> 00:32:08,109 Keep stealing my lines, I'll punch you in the eye. 504 00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:12,639 Let me tell you how it's gonna be. You're gonna suck it up... 505 00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:15,918 ...because A.D.D. needs a sloppy-ass Robert Fishman-type drummer. 506 00:32:16,081 --> 00:32:21,030 It's just one more night, one more show. Just finish what you started. 507 00:32:23,521 --> 00:32:25,034 What do you say? 508 00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:29,435 I say... 509 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:34,751 ...I am the best sloppy-ass Robert Fishman-type drummer there is. 510 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,957 - Ow. - Ooh, I'm sorry. 511 00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:41,476 Excuse me, everyone? May I have your attention? 512 00:32:41,641 --> 00:32:43,791 I want you all to know that me and my band... 513 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,794 ...are gonna play the Q Arena. 514 00:32:46,961 --> 00:32:49,156 And I want you to know it is never too late. 515 00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:51,073 - Yeah. - Yeah! 516 00:32:51,241 --> 00:32:52,799 Yeah. All right. 517 00:32:52,961 --> 00:32:54,792 It is never too late to rock. 518 00:32:54,961 --> 00:32:57,475 Come on, guys. Let's go. Stage dive. Stage dive. 519 00:32:57,641 --> 00:32:59,199 Stage dive. 520 00:32:59,361 --> 00:33:02,159 We're gonna bodysurf you on out of here. Come on. Let's go. 521 00:33:02,841 --> 00:33:06,117 All right. Here we go. Rock 'n' roll! 522 00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:07,920 [FISH YELLS] 523 00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:11,153 Ow, ow, ow. My carpal tunnel. Okay, put me down. 524 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,110 Yes. 525 00:33:19,161 --> 00:33:22,358 All right. Can you feel the excitement? 526 00:33:22,521 --> 00:33:25,399 I sat right there for Metallica... 527 00:33:25,561 --> 00:33:28,678 ...way up there for M�tley Cr�e, behind the stage for Van Halen... 528 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,674 ...but I never thought I would be standing here. 529 00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:33,513 I'm so nervous. I'm gonna be sick. 530 00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:35,273 Act like we're back in the garage. 531 00:33:35,441 --> 00:33:39,354 Yeah, with 20,000 Vesuvius fans just chilling on the driveway. 532 00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:42,479 - You think they'll like us? - We're gonna make them like us. 533 00:33:42,641 --> 00:33:46,793 There they are. Woo-hoo! A.D.D. Ha-ha! 534 00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:51,830 Fish, dude, so glad to have you back, bro. For real, for real. 535 00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:55,596 Everybody at Matchbook is happy you worked out your thing. 536 00:33:56,321 --> 00:33:58,232 Well? You ready? 537 00:33:58,481 --> 00:34:00,517 Let's get ready to do this show. Come on. 538 00:34:00,681 --> 00:34:04,151 CURTIS: All right. Come on, let's go. 539 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,519 Okay, guys, follow me. 540 00:34:25,681 --> 00:34:29,356 I got A.D.D. right here with me. This way. 541 00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:36,277 P. A: Clear the hall. Vesuvius coming through. Vesuvius coming through. 542 00:34:57,321 --> 00:34:58,470 [BOTTLE SHATTERS] 543 00:35:04,881 --> 00:35:06,439 Ha-ha! Uh-oh! 544 00:35:06,601 --> 00:35:09,559 A.D.D., let me introduce you to the mighty Vesuvius. 545 00:35:10,561 --> 00:35:12,517 David Marshall. We've met a couple times. 546 00:35:12,681 --> 00:35:13,670 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] No. 547 00:35:13,841 --> 00:35:15,115 Sorry. 548 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:20,199 Hello, kiddies. You're the band we're supposed to launch. 549 00:35:20,841 --> 00:35:22,433 TRASH [IN ENGLISH ACCENT]: Gobsmacked, eh? 550 00:35:22,601 --> 00:35:27,152 It's all right, mates. It's difficult to meet your heroes for the first time. 551 00:35:28,761 --> 00:35:31,070 Why do you guys have British accents? 552 00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:34,278 Who's this geezer? "Why do you have British accents?" 553 00:35:34,441 --> 00:35:36,671 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] Hang on. Hang on. We know him, mates. 554 00:35:36,841 --> 00:35:40,197 Back from when we were American. Look, it's Fish. 555 00:35:40,361 --> 00:35:41,430 TRASH: Who? 556 00:35:41,601 --> 00:35:45,992 Oh, Trash, Trash, it's Fish. Fishy. Fish and chips. 557 00:35:46,161 --> 00:35:47,435 Oh, right. 558 00:35:47,681 --> 00:35:50,149 Yeah, Fish, having a laugh. 559 00:35:50,321 --> 00:35:53,757 All right, mate? Sticks, this is the bloke what you replaced. 560 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:56,116 - Hey, that's right. - Fishy. 561 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,393 I just wanted to point out that I'm actually from England. 562 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:03,995 He's just taking the piss. You know, one of me mates. 563 00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:05,879 So, Fish. 564 00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:08,190 Been busy? 565 00:36:09,881 --> 00:36:11,872 You know, I've thought about this moment... 566 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:14,430 ...every day for the last 20 years... 567 00:36:14,681 --> 00:36:18,151 - Oh... ...wondering what I would say to you... 568 00:36:18,321 --> 00:36:19,754 ...what I would do to you. 569 00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:23,990 And if this was a week ago... 570 00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:28,439 ...I would have attacked you all like a fierce wolverine. 571 00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:31,035 I'm glad it wasn't last week, then. 572 00:36:31,201 --> 00:36:32,953 Pulled the skin from your faces... 573 00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:39,074 ...and treated myself to some human carpaccio or face jerky. 574 00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:42,195 But that is just not me anymore. 575 00:36:42,361 --> 00:36:44,556 So I wanna say to you right now... 576 00:36:45,361 --> 00:36:47,431 ...have a great show. 577 00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:48,829 Oh... 578 00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:52,550 Cheers, man. Come on, for old times' sake. 579 00:36:52,721 --> 00:36:54,439 [ALL CHATTERING] 580 00:36:56,921 --> 00:37:01,392 DAVID: Not bad, huh? D.V. coming through for you. Meeting your heroes. 581 00:37:01,561 --> 00:37:03,279 FISH: Let's do this. Woo-hoo! 582 00:37:03,641 --> 00:37:05,632 [CROWD CHEERING] 583 00:37:06,161 --> 00:37:09,153 [PLAYING " LIVING FOR THE FIRST TIME"] 584 00:37:11,721 --> 00:37:13,712 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 585 00:37:54,081 --> 00:37:55,878 [PLAYING "GREAT ESCAPE"] 586 00:38:23,121 --> 00:38:25,396 [CROWD CHEERING] 587 00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:27,434 Yeah! 588 00:38:27,921 --> 00:38:29,912 I know that guy. 589 00:38:34,201 --> 00:38:35,475 I love you, Matt. 590 00:38:40,561 --> 00:38:42,313 Yeah! Whoo! 591 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,599 FISH: Yes. Yes! 592 00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:54,319 You rocked it. 593 00:38:54,481 --> 00:38:56,756 [ALL LAUGHING AND WHOOPING] 594 00:38:57,601 --> 00:38:58,590 - Hey. - Hey. 595 00:38:59,001 --> 00:39:00,559 MATT: So good. FISH: Yes. 596 00:39:00,721 --> 00:39:02,279 - Great show. CURTIS: Yeah, you too. 597 00:39:03,961 --> 00:39:08,989 So I was wondering maybe if later you'd wanna get a bite to eat. 598 00:39:09,161 --> 00:39:11,356 Sure. Yeah. I'll tell Mattie. 599 00:39:12,721 --> 00:39:17,715 I was thinking maybe, you know, just me and you could go together. 600 00:39:17,881 --> 00:39:19,314 Oh. 601 00:39:21,321 --> 00:39:22,515 Yeah. 602 00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:24,273 I mean, you know, that'd be cool. 603 00:39:24,881 --> 00:39:26,553 All right. 604 00:39:30,121 --> 00:39:31,520 FISH: Hey. 605 00:39:32,321 --> 00:39:33,674 There it is. 606 00:39:34,681 --> 00:39:36,911 MATT: So good, man. You were so good. 607 00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:39,800 KIM: Sweetie, you were wonderful. Fish, that was awesome. 608 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:40,950 FISH: Thanks. 609 00:39:41,121 --> 00:39:42,952 - Nice haircut, by the way. - Thank you. 610 00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:47,592 I heard women like a more mature look, so... 611 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,672 I liked your look. 612 00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:51,230 - Come here. - Ah, ah. 613 00:39:51,401 --> 00:39:54,552 - I'm kind of... You know? You sure? - I don't care. 614 00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:03,918 ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKERS]: All hail the mighty... 615 00:40:04,081 --> 00:40:07,835 ... Vesuvius. 616 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,555 [PLAYING "PROMISED LAND"] 617 00:40:48,441 --> 00:40:49,954 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 618 00:41:07,921 --> 00:41:10,116 Oh, my God. They're lip-synching. 619 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:19,235 It's a live mike. 620 00:41:19,401 --> 00:41:21,551 - They're lip-synching. - They're lip-synching. 621 00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,712 Get out there and do something. 622 00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:27,275 Keep going. 623 00:41:28,881 --> 00:41:30,394 [MUSIC STOPS] 624 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:32,793 Oh, no. 625 00:41:32,961 --> 00:41:35,191 We got an Ashlee Simpson situation here. 626 00:41:35,361 --> 00:41:37,556 [CROWD BOOING] 627 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,992 WOMAN 1: You suck. 628 00:41:47,121 --> 00:41:50,158 Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland. 629 00:41:54,641 --> 00:41:56,233 MAN 1: Go away. 630 00:41:57,841 --> 00:42:00,719 MAN 2: You guys suck. WOMAN 2: Losers. 631 00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:08,111 CROWD [CHANTING]: A.D.D. A.D.D. 632 00:42:08,281 --> 00:42:13,071 A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. 633 00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:15,436 FISH: It's insane. - What do you think? 634 00:42:15,761 --> 00:42:17,353 I think... 635 00:42:17,681 --> 00:42:21,151 ...they're calling our names. Come on. Let's roll. 636 00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:24,836 Whoa, whoa, whoa! It is not a good idea to go out there. 637 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,561 It's Vesuvius' show. Don't wanna make them look bad. 638 00:42:27,721 --> 00:42:31,350 And you'll piss off the record company, which I do not suggest you do. 639 00:42:31,521 --> 00:42:33,716 These people came here for live music. 640 00:42:33,881 --> 00:42:37,840 Screw these people. It's a free show, dumbass. You don't have a choice. 641 00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:40,037 - David's right. - Thank you. 642 00:42:40,201 --> 00:42:43,034 We don't have a choice. We gotta go up there. 643 00:42:43,201 --> 00:42:45,317 By the way, you better not be here when we get back. 644 00:42:45,481 --> 00:42:47,199 We're gonna look for new management. 645 00:42:47,361 --> 00:42:50,319 I love this kid. Love him. You speak your mind. 646 00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:54,793 You have integrity. You inspire me. You're like 6, and you inspire me. 647 00:42:54,961 --> 00:42:58,033 Hey. Read my lips, asshole. You're fired. 648 00:43:00,401 --> 00:43:04,553 - Let's go. Come on. - You're a bad man. 649 00:43:05,801 --> 00:43:06,790 MATT: Come on, guys. 650 00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:09,953 [PLAYING "TOMORROW NEVER COMES"] 651 00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:02,192 Subtitles by LeapinLar