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(UPTOWN FUNK
BY MARK RONSON PLAYING)
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MAN: (OVER RADIO) Incident
Command, this is Redding 5
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approaching a timber fire
off Route 16.
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We've got a high rate
of spread on this one,
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with a line of cars that are
blocking emergency vehicles,
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so we're gonna send in
the jumpers on the left flank.
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Approaching drop zone now.
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MAN: Honey, it's really bad.
I don't know when...
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We're trapped.
We can't get out.
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What do we do now?
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We need a miracle.
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- (HORNS HONKING)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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- Where? Oh!
- Look!
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(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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Where's my Redding Crew at?
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MEN: Everywhere!
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Road's backed up for miles and we
need to get emergency teams in here.
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But right now our job is to keep
that fire from those vehicles.
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Alpha Team, cut a line upslope
and prep for a burn.
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MEN: Yes, sir!
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Beta Team,
stay close to me.
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MAN 2: Love being close
to you, Supe.
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In the words of
Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf,
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"If you can't take the heat,
get out the kitchen!"
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Not even close.
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Let's disagree to agree,
'cause quotes are my thing.
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Oh!
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(SIGHS)
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(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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Fire's gonna do
a 180 off the line!
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Supe! Laser!
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MAN: Alpha Team! Move! Move!
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It's getting real warm
down here. Got me?
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MAN: (OVER RADIO)
Roger that.
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Two... One...
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Paint it pink!
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Whoo! I love the smell
of PHOS-CHEK in the morning!
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Whoa! (GAGS)
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Whoa, whoa, you okay?
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(COUGHING)
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I'm good. I'm good.
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Thank you for...
(GRUNTS)
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(CAR ALARM BLARING)
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You are the bravest man
I've ever seen.
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- And the hottest.
- Thank you, ma'am. But for us,
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it's just another day
at the office.
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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My husband sells insurance!
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Take me with you!
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I'm literally standing
right here.
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(WELCOME TO THE PARTY
BY DIPLO PLAYING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(MEN CHATTERING, CHEERING)
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Hey, hey, hey, guys!
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My dawgs, come on,
come on.
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You crushed it out there,
men. You crushed it!
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- (MEN CHEERING, BARKING)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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Man, I am so sorry, Supe.
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The guys were just blowing off steam.
I apologize.
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There will be time for
steam reallocation later.
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Our main priority
is to get this depot tip-top.
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Gentlemen, you know how
quickly things can go sideways.
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Heck, my dad was the greatest smokejumper
ever to hang boots in this depot.
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(BARKS)
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Oh.
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MAN: Mmm, I don't know.
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MARK: Now I got it.
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Sliver!
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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(GROANING) That is...
That is in there.
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Gentlemen, we must be
at our very best...
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ALL: ...every second
of every day!
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Exactly. Now,
where's my Redding Crew at?
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ALL: Everywhere!
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- REPORTER: Commander Richards.
- COMMANDER RICHARDS: Mmm.
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The way you and your men
put out that fire today,
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it felt like it was really
the work of superheroes.
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"Superheroes"?
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That's the Santa Barbara fire!
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COMMANDER RICHARDS: No.
We're just men with a lot a training,
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very strict exercise regimens,
and first-class genetics.
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Now that I say it out loud,
I guess we are superheroes.
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REPORTER: After a storied
career as Division Commander,
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rumor has it you're
considering retirement.
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- Care to comment?
- The rumors are true.
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You should be the next Division Commander.
You've been training for this
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since you were saving
LEGO people from LEGO fires.
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It's what my dad
and I always dreamed of.
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COMMANDER RICHARDS: ...the
ability to put a fire out.
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REPORTER: Commander Richards,
are you afraid of anything?
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Uh, Supe?
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No, I'm not afraid
of anything.
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Except for mice.
They're a little creepy.
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- Supe.
- What?
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Sorry, Supe. We're gonna
join the Santa Barbara crew.
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We just want to be
in the big leagues.
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What... You are
so in the big leagues!
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Were you not in that fire?
I just singed my eyebrows!
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Smell my beard,
it smells like a luau.
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(SNIFFING)
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That was disturbing.
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Axe, you coming with us?
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(GROWLS)
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RODRIGO: Ha! Ha! Go! Go!
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Go, get out of here!
Get out of here, you backstabbers.
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If you had a fraternity,
I wouldn't even join it!
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Can you even step?
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Huh? We don't need you!
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We... don't... need... you!
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We need them.
We need them, Chief.
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We just lost three of our
best jumpers and our pilot.
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Come on, man.
What's the backup plan?
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We're gonna do
what we always do.
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MARK: Tidy up the depot?
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We stay vigilant.
Rely on our training.
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Although,
that's gonna mean that...
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I'm gonna have to fly.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I don't know if I'm ready
for that, I mean...
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I was much more comfortable
being the backup pilot.
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I'm really not suited
for a leadership role,
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- right at this moment.
- Congratulations.
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- You've been called up.
- (SIREN BLARING)
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But, Supe...
Oh, man.
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Fire down by the lake.
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- (ALARM STOPS)
- Relax, guys. Relax.
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They don't even need us.
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Local team says there's this
massive storm coming here,
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and it's just gonna...
Let it burn out.
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So there's no need
to be nervous, or...
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Just relax, stay cool.
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Lieutenant, there's cabins
down by that lake.
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I'm looking for
the best of the best.
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Someone who knows what a fire's
gonna do before it does it.
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If you're worried about it,
we could just go down there
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and check it out, right?
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Whoever takes over the position is
going to be almost as great as me.
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We need eyes on the ground.
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BOTH: Call Dr. Hicks!
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Didn't you guys go
on a few dates?
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- (SKYPE CALL RINGING)
- Dates? No.
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There were two or three occurrences
where we sat together for chow.
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- Oh, so, dates.
- We're professionals.
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I decided that our spending
time together
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- was taking me away from this.
- Supe...
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- So I chose to press pause.
- In the middle of our date?
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Dr. Hicks! (CLEARS THROAT)
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What's the problem,
Superintendent Carson?
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Why do you assume
there's a problem?
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Unless you're calling three
months later to apologize
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for going to the bathroom
during our dinner
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and never coming back.
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Oh, no, she didn't.
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I am sorry.
I will go over here.
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(TOADS CROAKING)
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Okay, there's a problem.
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I need you to bring up
your cameras.
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There's a fire
down by the lake.
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There. Zoom in
on that cabin. Right there.
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Oh, no. Oh, I see it.
I see that the...
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JAKE: With a storm coming in,
there is no way
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the local depot
is gonna make it.
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Get the chopper ready.
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- Where's my Redding Crew at?
- Everywhere!
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- (GROWLS)
- (VOICE SHAKING) Everywhere.
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Chopper flies in five.
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(FIRE IT UP
BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)
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MARK: Oh, look,
we're off the ground.
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So far, so good.
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All right. Deploying
the Bambi... Now.
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(YELLING)
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(GASPING)
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Carson!
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All right, heads up, guys.
Confirming fire structure.
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Three thousand pounds
of water coming at you.
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Dropping the water... Now!
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Okay, uh, nice try.
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Can you try being
a little more supportive?
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I haven't flown
in a while, okay?
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Supe, you want me
to double back to the lake?
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No, ditch the bucket.
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Give me a line.
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- Good?
- You're good.
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Hold her steady!
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You're ten feet from there.
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Proceeding with room check.
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Clear!
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BUNNY: I love you.
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- GIRL: Bunny!
- GIRL 2: I will get you another one.
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- GIRL: Bunny.
- GIRL 2: Zoey...
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I got three civilians in the
bravo side of the structure.
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- You hurt?
- Are you really a fireman?
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I'm a smokejumper, which is like
a firefighter, but way cooler.
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What does a smokejumper do?
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We jump into fires
to fight them.
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Firemen fight fires.
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Yeah, but there's
over a million firefighters,
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there's only 336 smokejumpers.
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A million's more than 300.
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In this case, less is more.
Listen, stop! I don't have time.
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- Where are your parents?
- They're not here.
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I can't get ahold of them.
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Okay, fine. I'm getting
you out, one by one.
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- You first. Let's go.
- Take Will first.
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No. Take Zoey,
then Brynn, then me.
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No. Zoey, then you, then me.
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No. No, we do what
I say and we do it now!
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Copy that.
We're a go for extraction.
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No. Wait... Wait! (GRUNTS)
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Stop!
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(YELLING)
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- (GRUNTS) Wait!
- The button, it's jammed.
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Release!
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Stop! (GRUNTING)
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Ooh.
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This must be why there are
so few smokejumpers.
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All right. Let's try this again.
Come on, come on, come on.
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- WILL: Oh, no!
- Whoa!
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I'm gonna clip us all together,
and we all go at once. Okay?
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Bunny!
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Go now!
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- "Now," now?
- Yes, he said now!
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RODRIGO: Well, he said
"now" before!
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What if he changes
his mind again?
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- MARK: He's not gonna change his mind!
- Hey, guys, focus! Now!
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It's the Channel Six
news team!
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MALE REPORTER: Folks,
we are witnessing a live aerial rescue.
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Take the children to St.
Stephen's for medical eval.
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- Copy that.
- BRYNN: But why? We're fine.
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Protocol.
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Hey, Supe.
Storm's on top of us.
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Winds are at 20 knots.
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- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- I need to set down, now!
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Fine. Head back to the depot.
We'll evaluate 'em there.
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What the heck are three eight-year-olds
doing alone in the middle of nowhere?
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Eight? I'm not eight.
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Hey! If he says you're
eight, you're eight.
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Where's the pole?
Can I slide down the pole?
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- Depot's one floor. No pole.
- Do you have a hook and ladder?
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Hook and ladder? No.
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What kind of firefighter
are you?
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00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:02,779
JAKE: I told you.
244
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:06,451
I'm a smokejumper,
which, again, is way better.
245
00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:08,685
Where are your parents?
246
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,287
BRYNN: They went up
the coast for a night
247
00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,354
for their 20th anniversary.
248
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,356
And I'm extremely responsible.
249
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,727
I've kept these two out of
trouble their entire lives.
250
00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,463
- Hey!
- Whoo!
251
00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:21,665
Yeah, I can see that.
252
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,302
Put that down.
253
00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:25,502
No shenanigans on my watch!
254
00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:28,638
Yeah, no monkeyshines,
tomfoolery, or hijinks.
255
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,539
You finished?
256
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,741
As long as there's not
a hint of malarkey.
257
00:12:31,743 --> 00:12:32,977
Whoa!
258
00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:34,845
Now, if I didn't know
any better,
259
00:12:34,847 --> 00:12:36,746
I would say that
that was sarcasm.
260
00:12:36,748 --> 00:12:40,017
So why don't we just take it
down a notch, sister, okay?
261
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,987
Maybe a little gratitude
would be helpful.
262
00:12:42,989 --> 00:12:46,289
Sorry, bud, we just don't
speak oldsey-timesy.
263
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:49,326
Oh, my gosh.
But she's not stopping.
264
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:52,696
It's just... That's just sarcasm, right?
I mean, that's not just me, right?
265
00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:54,999
- It's just sarcasm.
- No, it's not just you. I just...
266
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:56,733
- I felt it now, little miss.
- MARK: Wow!
267
00:12:56,735 --> 00:13:00,071
Gentlemen. I got this.
268
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:02,238
My name isn't "bud"
or "man" or "dude."
269
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,107
It is Superintendent
Jake Carson.
270
00:13:04,109 --> 00:13:07,644
But you can call me that.
The whole thing.
271
00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:12,016
This is Captain Mark Rogers.
Lieutenant Rodrigo Torres.
272
00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:14,852
And that is Axe.
273
00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:17,253
- Hi, Axe.
- (GROWLS)
274
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,488
Does he always
carry that axe?
275
00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,590
Yeah, 'cause he's always
ready to roll.
276
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:25,261
All right, all right.
What's your mom's number?
277
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,230
You can't just
cold call my mom.
278
00:13:27,232 --> 00:13:28,431
What do you think
she's gonna do
279
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,001
when she sees the caller ID
from a fire station
280
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:32,270
and finds out her cabin
burned down?
281
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,805
- I'll call her.
- Fine.
282
00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:37,877
Set it up, and you hand it
right over to me.
283
00:13:40,812 --> 00:13:43,480
It's straight to voicemail.
284
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:47,484
Hey, Mom, please don't worry.
We're all totally fine...
285
00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:52,322
But I'm so sorry to tell you
that the cabin burned down.
286
00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:54,859
We were rescued
by these smokejumpers,
287
00:13:54,861 --> 00:13:57,661
which I've heard are actually
way cooler than firemen.
288
00:13:57,663 --> 00:14:00,430
Apparently, there's only 339
of them in the entire country.
289
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:03,633
Three hundred thirty-six.
And this, when you do that...
290
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,237
That's not helpful.
291
00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:09,305
So, we couldn't be
in safer hands.
292
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,775
I guess you can
take your time.
293
00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:13,677
No! No, no. (LAUGHING)
294
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:17,081
Hello, ma'am. Uh...
Hello, ma'am.
295
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,284
- Hello, ma'am?
- It's still a voicemail.
296
00:14:21,087 --> 00:14:24,688
This is Superintendent Jake Carson
of Redding Depot, Region Five.
297
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:25,689
I have your children.
298
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:27,190
They are physically unharmed,
but I must say
299
00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:28,758
they are a bit of a handful.
300
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,562
Please call me back ASAP to make
arrangements to come pick them up.
301
00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:34,197
Thank you.
302
00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:36,766
Have a... Have a great
rest of the day.
303
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,769
(PHONE BEEPS)
304
00:14:39,538 --> 00:14:41,237
That doesn't make
any sense, unless...
305
00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:42,441
Oh, yeah...
306
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:48,511
Lieutenant,
how bad's the storm?
307
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,015
Well, in the words
of Mahatma Gandhi,
308
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:52,850
"It's bad.
Real, real bad."
309
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:56,653
Nope. Not even one thing
about that was right.
310
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,956
Why you got to go and
blow up my spot like that?
311
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:00,024
- I wouldn't...
- (BANGS DESK)
312
00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:01,558
Can we make it
to the police station?
313
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,594
Chief, it's 90 miles.
The roads are all flooded.
314
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:06,563
You don't want to
take the kids out in that.
315
00:15:06,565 --> 00:15:09,133
What about
the Safe Haven Law?
316
00:15:09,135 --> 00:15:13,436
As first responders, we're legally bound
for the health and welfare of the children
317
00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:17,007
until they're relinquished
to a legal guardian.
318
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:18,109
Of course.
319
00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:19,442
I know what
the Safe Haven Law is.
320
00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:21,846
Well, see? See, it's a good
thing the Alpha Team quit
321
00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:25,648
'cause now we got all this spare
room for the kids to sleep in. Huh?
322
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:29,454
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah. Lucky us.
323
00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:30,955
Let's do this.
324
00:15:30,957 --> 00:15:32,789
Hey, guys!
This hose can reach...
325
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:33,792
Attention, everyone...
326
00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:37,027
Man down. I'm coming, Supe!
327
00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:38,030
RODRIGO: Whoa!
328
00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:42,400
This depot is
not a playground!
329
00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:44,536
(EXHALES)
330
00:15:45,337 --> 00:15:46,705
(PHONE CHIMES)
331
00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:51,075
"Got your message.
Thank you.
332
00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:52,575
"There is really
spotty service here.
333
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,344
"We're stuck due to the storm,
334
00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:57,081
"but we will set out
first thing in the morning.
335
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,049
"Thank you again from the
bottom of our hearts."
336
00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:00,920
That was a message
from your mom.
337
00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:03,187
Mama!
338
00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:05,122
No hugs.
339
00:16:05,124 --> 00:16:07,690
I'm legally bound to take care of
you, so that's what I'm gonna do.
340
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:10,861
In turn, you're gonna ditch
the attitude and be obedient,
341
00:16:10,863 --> 00:16:12,196
so we can do our job.
342
00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:13,596
Fighting fires.
343
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,166
Why does it have to be
"fighting" the fires?
344
00:16:15,168 --> 00:16:18,535
Can't it just be "containing"
it or "resolving" it?
345
00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:20,739
Oh, my gosh!
For crying out loud.
346
00:16:23,142 --> 00:16:24,774
I can no longer
hold my tongue.
347
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:29,479
So what needs to happen right
now, like literally, this second,
348
00:16:29,481 --> 00:16:31,481
is you gotta watch your tone,
little sister.
349
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:34,553
(CHUCKLES) Or what?
350
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:44,729
(SLURPING)
351
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,965
"Or what?" "Or what?"
352
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,734
(SCREAMS) Hot!
353
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,470
"Or what?"
354
00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:54,573
"Or what?"
355
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:56,976
Por que?
356
00:16:58,077 --> 00:17:00,010
(SHUDDERS) I'm...
357
00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,613
(DOG GROWLING)
358
00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:03,613
Oh, I know what.
359
00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:06,749
(LAUGHING) Oh, Masher!
360
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,087
(MASHER GROWLS)
361
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,226
No! No!
362
00:17:15,228 --> 00:17:16,761
(WHIMPERING)
363
00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:19,698
Sit.
364
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:26,138
Good doggy.
365
00:17:27,073 --> 00:17:28,738
What... What just happened?
366
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,609
I think the baby
broke your dog.
367
00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:33,576
Sparkle Pony.
368
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:34,744
Her name's Masher.
369
00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:37,248
- Sparkle Pony.
- Her name is Masher.
370
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,750
Sparkle Pony!
371
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:41,718
Okay...
372
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,519
- Can you pass me the remote?
- Hey.
373
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,957
That's Supe's chair.
374
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:50,526
Uh-uh, what?
No, no, no, that's mine.
375
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,562
- Good.
- MARK: "Good"?
376
00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:54,100
(CHAIR VIBRATING)
377
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,033
What?
378
00:17:56,035 --> 00:18:01,038
(VOICE SHAKING) This is the
most amazing chair ever!
379
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,907
That is not for children.
380
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,876
- A chair isn't for children?
- Nothing here is for children.
381
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,312
Listen, Jake,
it's been a long day.
382
00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:09,712
Why don't you just
point me to the kitchen?
383
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,315
I'll make 'em some dinner,
and we'll stay out of your hair.
384
00:18:11,317 --> 00:18:14,584
Wait a minute, if there's gonna
be any cooking done around here,
385
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:17,221
it's gonna be done by moi.
386
00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:19,091
That's French for "chef,"
by the way.
387
00:18:19,824 --> 00:18:20,690
No, it's not.
388
00:18:20,692 --> 00:18:22,293
JAKE: No, it's a great idea.
389
00:18:22,295 --> 00:18:23,660
Lieutenant,
show her the kitchen.
390
00:18:23,662 --> 00:18:25,762
Rest of the depot's
off-limits, are we clear?
391
00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:26,798
Crystal.
392
00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:32,102
Don't you touch that button.
Don't you touch the...
393
00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:33,337
Don't you do it.
394
00:18:33,339 --> 00:18:35,205
Don't press it.
395
00:18:35,207 --> 00:18:38,010
(VOICE SHAKING)
I pressed it.
396
00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:41,513
Stupid Safe Haven Law.
397
00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:43,682
(PHONE RINGING)
398
00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:49,019
Redding Depot. Superintendent
Jake Carson speaking.
399
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:52,289
MARK: Hey, Supe, just checking
to make sure you're okay.
400
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,724
You look worse than you did
after we spent nine days
401
00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:56,226
fighting the Gaucho fire.
402
00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:57,328
I'm fine.
403
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,896
Are you sure?
404
00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:01,233
'Cause you always tap your fingers
like that when you're upset.
405
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,207
Hi.
406
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,480
There was just a couple other things
I wanted to say about the fact that...
407
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,482
(PHONE RINGING)
408
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,750
Okay, call me again,
409
00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:22,485
and I promise
I will come out there...
410
00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:24,654
Excuse me?
411
00:19:24,656 --> 00:19:28,125
What kind of way is that to answer
a phone at a federal fire facility?
412
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:31,261
Tell Superintendent Carson I
need to speak to him immediately.
413
00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:34,066
Tell him it's
Commander Bill Richards.
414
00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:38,270
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Please hold.
415
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,476
(CLEARS THROAT) Superintendent
Jake Carson speaking.
416
00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:47,144
How can I help you, Commander?
417
00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:50,914
I was working a Class F
in southern Idaho,
418
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:53,716
and someone forwards me a
video of one of my smokejumpers
419
00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:55,886
being pulled
into a Huey. (GRUNTS)
420
00:19:55,888 --> 00:19:57,855
Sir, about that...
I apologize.
421
00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:01,892
For what? Being in beast mode
on national television?
422
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:04,862
(CHUCKLES) Great optics
for the department, Carson.
423
00:20:04,864 --> 00:20:06,397
All in a day's work, sir.
424
00:20:06,399 --> 00:20:08,767
I understand
you're Dan Carson's boy.
425
00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:11,869
He was a world-class
smokejumper.
426
00:20:11,871 --> 00:20:14,271
Died in that blaze
in Yosemite, as I recall.
427
00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:19,309
No greater honor for a smokejumper
than burning to a crisp.
428
00:20:19,311 --> 00:20:20,878
Would've preferred
he didn't die, sir.
429
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:25,482
(GRUNTING) As you're aware,
I have to pick my successor.
430
00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:28,185
Mandatory retirement.
431
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,855
But after last night's heroics,
you've made my short list
432
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,758
for Division Commander.
(GRUNTS)
433
00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:38,028
That's fantastic, sir! I...
434
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:41,800
It would be my privilege to carry
on your legacy after you're gone.
435
00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:44,070
Say what? "Gone"?
436
00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:47,570
I'm not dying.
I'm never dying.
437
00:20:47,572 --> 00:20:50,908
And if I do die, that's because
everybody else is dead, too.
438
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:53,776
But yes, uh, what I meant
was when you retire.
439
00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:57,381
(CHORTLES)
Slow your roll, cowboy!
440
00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,615
It's not your job yet.
441
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:03,487
I'm sure you wouldn't mind me
coming down there Monday morning
442
00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:05,289
and seeing how
you run your shop.
443
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,622
It'd be my honor, sir.
444
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:09,226
I'll have my office
e-mail the application.
445
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,693
Make it official.
446
00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:12,031
I'll see you Monday.
447
00:21:13,365 --> 00:21:14,431
Yeah!
448
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:15,765
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
449
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,769
(BOOM BY X AMBASSADORS
PLAYING)
450
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,209
(GRUNTING)
451
00:21:31,183 --> 00:21:32,617
(MASHER GROANING)
452
00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:34,518
Yeah!
453
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,322
- Where did you come from?
- Supe...
454
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,654
This is huge!
455
00:21:38,656 --> 00:21:43,861
You are going to have every
single depot under your command.
456
00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:45,297
Nothing's official yet.
457
00:21:46,731 --> 00:21:49,634
Big Dan would be
so proud.
458
00:21:50,136 --> 00:21:51,669
(MARK SNIFFLES)
459
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,407
Oh!
460
00:21:57,476 --> 00:21:59,711
(SIGHS, SNIFFLES)
461
00:22:06,886 --> 00:22:08,020
No.
462
00:22:08,587 --> 00:22:10,120
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
463
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,322
I have to fill out the most
important application of my life.
464
00:22:12,324 --> 00:22:13,359
Yes, sir!
465
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:18,130
(JAKE TYPING)
466
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,798
(PIANO KEYS BANGING)
467
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,766
You kidding me?
468
00:22:23,768 --> 00:22:24,835
(PIANO STOPS)
469
00:22:24,837 --> 00:22:27,803
Hey. What are you guys
doing in here?
470
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,239
BRYNN: Admiring your shelving.
471
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:31,575
Okay, well, anything in here
is outdated and unfit for use.
472
00:22:31,577 --> 00:22:33,913
You mean like
your fanny pack?
473
00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:35,946
This is a FUPA.
474
00:22:35,948 --> 00:22:37,614
(LAUGHING)
Did you just say "FUPA"?
475
00:22:37,616 --> 00:22:40,119
"Fire Utility Pouch
Apparatus." Yes.
476
00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:41,684
I did.
477
00:22:41,686 --> 00:22:43,155
(PIANO KEYS BANGING)
478
00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:48,825
Come on, don't play that.
479
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,397
- Sheez.
- Is this yours?
480
00:22:52,531 --> 00:22:54,865
This was my dad's.
481
00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,099
Used to play this thing
all the time.
482
00:22:56,101 --> 00:22:58,103
- Man, he loved it.
- Play!
483
00:23:00,239 --> 00:23:03,808
Pianos are not for playing.
I got work to do.
484
00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:07,477
(ZOEY SHRIEKING)
485
00:23:07,479 --> 00:23:08,813
MARK: Please stop crying!
486
00:23:09,882 --> 00:23:11,148
Why are you
just standing there?
487
00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:13,283
I've seen you wrestle
a wolverine!
488
00:23:13,285 --> 00:23:15,785
- What is going on out here?
- I don't know!
489
00:23:15,787 --> 00:23:17,955
She's broken!
I tried everything.
490
00:23:17,957 --> 00:23:20,723
I mean, the thing she's doing...
She's doing that!
491
00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:23,026
- (DOOR SHUTS)
- Problem?
492
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:26,498
"Problem"? That. That's my problem.
Make that stop.
493
00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,601
(ZOEY STOPS CRYING)
494
00:23:30,603 --> 00:23:32,171
Zoey, you're okay, huh?
495
00:23:32,737 --> 00:23:34,073
It's okay.
496
00:23:35,908 --> 00:23:38,242
Maybe don't come at her
all aggro next time.
497
00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:41,612
"Me fireman.
Can't turn my neck."
498
00:23:41,614 --> 00:23:42,713
- No.
- (GIGGLES)
499
00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,948
That was a
good impression.
500
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:47,451
Hey, guys! I found
these cool Nerf guns!
501
00:23:47,453 --> 00:23:49,186
Reach for the sky, cowboy.
502
00:23:49,188 --> 00:23:51,855
- Those aren't Nerf guns!
- Put it down!
503
00:23:51,857 --> 00:23:53,993
- (YELLING)
- Put it down!
504
00:23:55,127 --> 00:23:56,195
Whoa!
505
00:23:56,662 --> 00:23:57,863
Ooh!
506
00:23:59,498 --> 00:24:01,465
(GROANS)
507
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,066
Ha! You missed me!
508
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,970
- (LOUD CLATTER)
- (SCREAMS)
509
00:24:08,773 --> 00:24:10,175
Crisis averted.
510
00:24:12,845 --> 00:24:14,213
(RAIN POURING)
511
00:24:17,383 --> 00:24:19,815
I never imagined I'd have
to tell a smokejumper this,
512
00:24:19,817 --> 00:24:21,752
but you know the correct way
to use a fire extinguisher
513
00:24:21,754 --> 00:24:24,056
is you point the action end
away from you, right?
514
00:24:24,822 --> 00:24:26,757
Dr. Hicks.
What's your problem?
515
00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:28,258
Why do you think
there's a problem?
516
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:31,361
You always blink really fast
when you're angry.
517
00:24:31,363 --> 00:24:32,865
I'm not blinking fast.
518
00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:35,632
But there is a problem.
519
00:24:35,634 --> 00:24:38,869
You dive-bombed my lab and
scooped up water from Fisher Lake.
520
00:24:38,871 --> 00:24:40,671
That is a protected
wildlife area.
521
00:24:40,673 --> 00:24:44,274
That kind of activity is devastating to
the habitat of the Western Spadefoot!
522
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:47,277
Forgive me if I'm prioritizing
human life over a frog pond.
523
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:49,012
- They're toads.
- It's the same thing.
524
00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,883
Like firemen
and smokejumpers?
525
00:24:53,152 --> 00:24:54,418
I have an agreement
with Cal Fire
526
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,186
saying that they are not
gonna collect water
527
00:24:56,188 --> 00:24:57,554
from Fisher Lake
for their dumps.
528
00:24:57,556 --> 00:25:00,090
And now it looks like you are
gonna have to sign it, too.
529
00:25:00,092 --> 00:25:02,361
You know what?
You're right.
530
00:25:03,996 --> 00:25:05,931
You're right,
and I'm sorry.
531
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:07,998
You are?
532
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,534
- I admire what you do out there.
- You do?
533
00:25:10,536 --> 00:25:14,106
You're so nurturing
towards those frog... Toads.
534
00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:16,542
It's almost maternal.
535
00:25:17,776 --> 00:25:19,209
Wait, what's happening
right now?
536
00:25:19,211 --> 00:25:22,079
Nothing. I'm just saying that
caring for living creatures
537
00:25:22,081 --> 00:25:24,414
- is no small task.
- Exactly.
538
00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:25,882
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
539
00:25:25,884 --> 00:25:28,218
Dr. Hicks, have you ever
felt a void in your life
540
00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:31,421
that could be filled by one
to three small children?
541
00:25:31,423 --> 00:25:32,622
Wait, what?
542
00:25:32,624 --> 00:25:34,626
I just need your help with
a big problem that I have.
543
00:25:35,361 --> 00:25:36,462
Them.
544
00:25:38,897 --> 00:25:41,098
(CARTOON PLAYING ON TV)
545
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:44,836
(VOICE SHAKING) Why is Pinkie
Pie so mad at Rainbow Dash?
546
00:25:44,838 --> 00:25:49,339
She found out that Rainbow Dash was
secretly throwing away Pinkie's pies.
547
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:52,809
It was so shady and unponyish,
I don't even want to go into it.
548
00:25:52,811 --> 00:25:54,478
MARK: How do you know that?
549
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,080
In San Quentin, they only let
you watch three shows.
550
00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:59,249
Cooking, history, and kids.
551
00:25:59,251 --> 00:26:01,251
So now I'm an expert
in all three.
552
00:26:01,253 --> 00:26:03,286
Well, it all makes
sense now.
553
00:26:03,288 --> 00:26:05,489
- Right?
- What's San Quentin?
554
00:26:05,491 --> 00:26:07,991
It's a liberal arts college
in Vermont.
555
00:26:07,993 --> 00:26:11,461
Wait. This was much
worse a minute ago.
556
00:26:11,463 --> 00:26:13,897
Well, it seems like you've
got it under control now.
557
00:26:13,899 --> 00:26:15,465
So if you could just sign
that contract,
558
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,869
then I can leave
and you can continue watching
559
00:26:17,871 --> 00:26:19,636
My Little Pony
with your friends.
560
00:26:19,638 --> 00:26:20,704
You don't understand.
561
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,006
I am stuck
with these kids overnight.
562
00:26:23,008 --> 00:26:25,411
I was hoping that
maybe you would know how
563
00:26:26,412 --> 00:26:27,646
to take care of them.
564
00:26:28,347 --> 00:26:29,913
Because...
565
00:26:29,915 --> 00:26:32,516
Because I am a woman?
566
00:26:32,518 --> 00:26:34,353
No... No! No.
567
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,188
No!
568
00:26:36,922 --> 00:26:38,388
You're a scientist
569
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,123
who knows how to care
for living creatures.
570
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:43,460
So it's my scientific opinion
you're looking for.
571
00:26:43,462 --> 00:26:46,062
- Yes!
- Well, in my scientific opinion,
572
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,033
you're a terrible liar.
573
00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:51,937
Pants on fire.
574
00:26:53,539 --> 00:26:54,606
(GASPS)
575
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:56,506
Come on!
576
00:26:56,508 --> 00:26:58,742
I have devoted half of
my life to my career.
577
00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:01,178
I am a well-respected
field scientist!
578
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:04,681
I am not some pushover that
you can get to babysit for you!
579
00:27:04,683 --> 00:27:08,318
If you can survive in the epicenter
of a raging wildfire for days on end,
580
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,722
you can handle a few kids
for one night.
581
00:27:12,926 --> 00:27:14,293
(TRUCK STARTS)
582
00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:20,432
It's pouring rain out.
Get inside!
583
00:27:22,634 --> 00:27:24,234
Hey.
584
00:27:24,236 --> 00:27:25,604
What were you doing
out there?
585
00:27:26,638 --> 00:27:27,771
I saw the door open.
586
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,609
- I just was wondering where you were.
- (CLOTHES RUSTLING)
587
00:27:33,645 --> 00:27:35,045
I appreciate the concern.
588
00:27:35,047 --> 00:27:36,982
The outside, off-limits.
589
00:27:39,853 --> 00:27:41,218
- That your girlfriend?
- No.
590
00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,253
She's an angry scientist I
thought I could unload you on.
591
00:27:43,255 --> 00:27:45,322
- But you like her.
- No, I don't.
592
00:27:45,324 --> 00:27:47,959
- She definitely likes you.
- No, she doesn't.
593
00:27:47,961 --> 00:27:50,160
- Wait... She does?
- (GASPS)
594
00:27:50,162 --> 00:27:51,495
Who cares? What?
595
00:27:51,497 --> 00:27:53,163
See? You do like her.
596
00:27:53,165 --> 00:27:55,632
- Do you love her?
- Kisses!
597
00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:57,002
(LAUGHS)
598
00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,670
- Ooh!
- Not funny!
599
00:28:00,672 --> 00:28:02,138
- I'm sorry.
- It is not funny.
600
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,675
All right, bedtime!
601
00:28:07,546 --> 00:28:08,645
Pick a bed.
602
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:09,947
I forgot my jammers.
603
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,515
WILL: Is that Dr. Hicks?
604
00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:14,384
Oh, sorry. That's mine.
(TEARS PHOTO DOWN)
605
00:28:14,386 --> 00:28:16,722
- Cool.
- Oh, yeah, that's mine, too.
606
00:28:18,257 --> 00:28:20,023
- What's that?
- Um...
607
00:28:20,025 --> 00:28:21,893
Oh, that's not mine.
608
00:28:21,895 --> 00:28:24,196
It's not mine.
But I'll take it.
609
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:29,299
We've recently
had a few vacancies,
610
00:28:29,301 --> 00:28:31,234
so you can quietly stay here
until the morning.
611
00:28:31,236 --> 00:28:33,303
Your concern for us
is really touching, Jake.
612
00:28:33,305 --> 00:28:36,172
Superintendent Jake Carson.
613
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,343
Alexa, play BTS.
614
00:28:39,913 --> 00:28:42,147
Alexa, play BTS.
615
00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:46,182
- What are you doing?
- Your Alexa's broken.
616
00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:47,452
That's a clock.
617
00:28:48,922 --> 00:28:50,086
Go to bed.
618
00:28:50,088 --> 00:28:52,255
I don't want to see
any of you until 0600.
619
00:28:52,257 --> 00:28:53,991
We're not
in the military.
620
00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:55,358
Don't you remember
what it's like to be a kid?
621
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,028
Of course I do.
That corner over there
622
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,461
is where I did my first
one-handed pushup.
623
00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:00,764
Learned to fold my dad's parachute
in that bunk right there.
624
00:29:00,766 --> 00:29:03,433
Christmas intermittent fasting.
Sprints till exhaustion.
625
00:29:03,435 --> 00:29:04,869
Speculating on
banana futures.
626
00:29:04,871 --> 00:29:06,770
I've been training here
since I was four years old.
627
00:29:06,772 --> 00:29:08,307
(WAILING)
628
00:29:17,316 --> 00:29:20,517
- Why does she keep doing that?
- I don't know. Babies cry.
629
00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:22,352
I didn't cry.
I never cried.
630
00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:24,621
- You've never cried?
- No.
631
00:29:24,623 --> 00:29:25,789
And you're proud of it?
632
00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,392
(ZOEY CONTINUES CRYING)
633
00:29:28,193 --> 00:29:29,461
I get sad...
634
00:29:30,128 --> 00:29:31,761
I just don't
show my emotions
635
00:29:31,763 --> 00:29:34,564
with water dripping out
of my eyes and making...
636
00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:36,666
Somebody quiet her down,
for Pete's sake!
637
00:29:36,668 --> 00:29:38,268
Lullaby! Lullaby!
638
00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:41,605
It's weird. She usually only
likes lullabies from our dad.
639
00:29:41,607 --> 00:29:42,539
Lullaby! Lullaby!
640
00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,140
It'll work a lot better
if you do it.
641
00:29:44,142 --> 00:29:45,777
- ZOEY: Lullaby! Lullaby!
- Okay!
642
00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:53,585
Uh, this...
643
00:29:54,921 --> 00:29:56,188
Lullaby, uh...
644
00:29:58,190 --> 00:30:01,159
I'm trying to think
of one... Nope. No.
645
00:30:03,195 --> 00:30:06,131
There once was a man
from Nantucket. He...
646
00:30:07,132 --> 00:30:09,900
That's a limerick.
That's not a lullaby.
647
00:30:09,902 --> 00:30:11,334
I'm not gonna use that.
648
00:30:11,336 --> 00:30:13,805
There's got to be
one up there.
649
00:30:28,054 --> 00:30:29,421
I got nothing.
650
00:30:31,223 --> 00:30:32,857
Yep. (SIGHS)
651
00:30:32,859 --> 00:30:34,159
Mission accomplished.
652
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:35,862
Good night.
653
00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,464
(TYPING)
654
00:30:45,504 --> 00:30:46,736
(SNORTS)
655
00:30:46,738 --> 00:30:47,806
Who cares?
656
00:30:49,142 --> 00:30:50,740
We went on a couple of dates,
and honestly,
657
00:30:50,742 --> 00:30:53,209
all he did was talk about
fire, fire, fire,
658
00:30:53,211 --> 00:30:56,246
and smoke and jumping
and blah, blah, blah.
659
00:30:56,248 --> 00:30:58,517
- I mean, whatever. I'm over it.
- (TOADS CROAKING)
660
00:30:59,351 --> 00:31:00,684
JAKE: Why do I, Jake Carson,
661
00:31:00,686 --> 00:31:02,887
deserve to be
Division Commander?
662
00:31:02,889 --> 00:31:04,256
(CHUCKLES)
663
00:31:09,162 --> 00:31:12,163
AMY: He's gross.
Unless you're into sort of a tall, like,
664
00:31:12,165 --> 00:31:16,366
really fit, muscly,
like, sculptured face
665
00:31:16,368 --> 00:31:19,269
and clean-cut, kind of
somehow-always-has-a-tan,
666
00:31:19,271 --> 00:31:22,405
guy-in-uniform kind of thing,
which...
667
00:31:22,407 --> 00:31:24,607
I don't know, I'm not
into that kind of thing.
668
00:31:24,609 --> 00:31:26,378
I'm just not.
I never have been.
669
00:31:31,216 --> 00:31:32,718
Come on, Dad, what do you got?
670
00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:39,890
(TYPING)
671
00:31:39,892 --> 00:31:43,830
"Thankfully, that's an easy answer.
(CLEARS THROAT)
672
00:31:45,031 --> 00:31:46,396
"It was my dad's dream
673
00:31:46,398 --> 00:31:49,100
"for me to become
Division Commander,
674
00:31:49,102 --> 00:31:54,406
"and I have prepared for that
opportunity my entire life."
675
00:31:55,108 --> 00:31:56,308
(CHUCKLES)
676
00:31:59,912 --> 00:32:01,379
Masher?
677
00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:07,686
AMY: The worst part
is that he hasn't even asked
678
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,922
to meet you two yet.
679
00:32:11,356 --> 00:32:13,258
Give each other a kiss.
680
00:32:18,663 --> 00:32:19,832
(MASHER GROANS)
681
00:32:20,565 --> 00:32:21,633
Traitor.
682
00:32:56,735 --> 00:32:58,336
Uh-oh.
683
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:19,355
(WHINES)
684
00:33:19,357 --> 00:33:21,426
(GRUNTING)
685
00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:25,965
Whoa!
686
00:33:28,134 --> 00:33:29,401
(WHIMPERS)
687
00:33:33,239 --> 00:33:34,773
(HINGES CREAKING)
688
00:33:45,184 --> 00:33:46,382
(YELLS)
689
00:33:46,384 --> 00:33:49,053
- I made you tea.
- Tea? How did you make...
690
00:33:49,055 --> 00:33:51,590
(GAGS, SPITS)
Lighter fluid!
691
00:33:53,692 --> 00:33:54,892
Again! Again!
692
00:33:54,894 --> 00:33:56,062
(JAKE GROANS)
693
00:33:56,428 --> 00:33:57,762
(LAUGHING)
694
00:33:58,931 --> 00:34:00,530
Mmm!
695
00:34:00,532 --> 00:34:03,968
Come on, are you kidding me?
That's so good.
696
00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:05,071
(LAUGHS)
697
00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:09,974
Hey, Supe.
You have got to try
698
00:34:09,976 --> 00:34:11,708
some of these pancakes
Brynn made for us.
699
00:34:11,710 --> 00:34:14,777
Or you could try my SPAM cakes
that nobody seems to want to touch.
700
00:34:14,779 --> 00:34:18,148
I don't care about the pancakes!
Why'd you let me sleep in?
701
00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:19,415
We thought you wanted
to sleep in.
702
00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:20,851
I never slept in
a day of my life!
703
00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:22,987
(STAMMERS) Well,
that's what we thought.
704
00:34:22,989 --> 00:34:25,890
But Brynn was... (GASPS)
705
00:34:25,892 --> 00:34:27,324
These aren't flapjacks.
706
00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:29,525
Those are distract-jacks.
707
00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:30,928
- Hold this.
- Whoa... Um...
708
00:34:30,930 --> 00:34:33,696
- Here. Hold this.
- No. No, I can't. I can't.
709
00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:35,632
- I have a condition. I...
- Thank you so much.
710
00:34:35,634 --> 00:34:39,105
I would like to, but if I see
somebody cry, I cry.
711
00:34:40,672 --> 00:34:41,908
Mark!
712
00:34:43,808 --> 00:34:45,575
(WHIMPERING)
Please don't cry.
713
00:34:45,577 --> 00:34:48,979
(SNIFFLES) I beg of you,
please, please don't cry.
714
00:34:48,981 --> 00:34:50,480
Don't cry.
715
00:34:50,482 --> 00:34:51,714
Wait, wait. I know.
716
00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:54,550
How about a little, um...
SPAM brulee?
717
00:34:54,552 --> 00:34:57,722
How about a giant
spoonful of happiness?
718
00:34:58,423 --> 00:35:00,157
I can do this.
719
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:01,760
How hard can this be?
720
00:35:04,063 --> 00:35:05,430
(WHIMPERS)
721
00:35:08,067 --> 00:35:11,070
Whoa! Hard! Very hard!
722
00:35:12,537 --> 00:35:14,941
- (BARKS)
- What is going on in here?
723
00:35:16,242 --> 00:35:18,409
I thought I said
no monkey... (YELLS)
724
00:35:18,411 --> 00:35:20,612
- (YELLING)
- (SPLUTTERING)
725
00:35:21,414 --> 00:35:23,280
You got to let go!
726
00:35:23,282 --> 00:35:24,982
JAKE:
I can't get to the hose!
727
00:35:24,984 --> 00:35:26,549
RODRIGO: She's so sad!
728
00:35:26,551 --> 00:35:28,785
- MARK: You gave her what?
- I gave her my SPAM brulee.
729
00:35:28,787 --> 00:35:31,121
- I'm going in!
- I'm right behind you!
730
00:35:31,123 --> 00:35:32,657
(WILL SHRIEKING)
731
00:35:33,725 --> 00:35:34,759
Bubbles!
732
00:35:35,727 --> 00:35:37,895
- (ZOEY GIGGLING)
- Where'd you go?
733
00:35:37,897 --> 00:35:39,065
(YELLING)
734
00:35:40,866 --> 00:35:42,765
Come back!
735
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:46,471
- (WILL YELLING)
- (ZOEY LAUGHING)
736
00:35:46,939 --> 00:35:48,740
WILL: Help! Help!
737
00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:52,544
Where's the kid?
738
00:35:53,913 --> 00:35:56,413
- (WILL GROANS)
- (HOSE CLATTERS)
739
00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:58,650
(LAUGHING)
What a rush.
740
00:36:00,353 --> 00:36:01,686
My depot.
741
00:36:02,188 --> 00:36:04,121
BOTH: Oh...
742
00:36:04,123 --> 00:36:06,190
- My truck!
- BOTH: Ooh!
743
00:36:06,192 --> 00:36:09,726
Look, I'm gonna take
full responsibility for this.
744
00:36:09,728 --> 00:36:11,328
Own up to my mistakes.
745
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:13,964
I feel like I've learned a lot
from this experience.
746
00:36:13,966 --> 00:36:16,967
- Where's your sister?
- Supe, she's on your leg.
747
00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:18,037
Bubbles!
748
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:19,939
Not that one.
749
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:22,973
JAKE: Can I help you
find something?
750
00:36:22,975 --> 00:36:24,475
Uh...
751
00:36:24,477 --> 00:36:27,011
I was just, uh...
Looking for a pen.
752
00:36:27,013 --> 00:36:30,016
It's been a while since I've
written in my journal. Got it.
753
00:36:32,084 --> 00:36:33,783
Did I miss something?
754
00:36:33,785 --> 00:36:36,420
Oh, yeah. The second I
reached the end of my rope.
755
00:36:36,422 --> 00:36:37,957
(PHONE CHIMES)
756
00:36:42,761 --> 00:36:45,195
Great. Your parents
are on their way.
757
00:36:45,197 --> 00:36:47,931
Oh, good.
758
00:36:47,933 --> 00:36:50,535
I see you're applying
for a big promotion.
759
00:36:51,237 --> 00:36:52,836
- Yeah.
- Congrats.
760
00:36:52,838 --> 00:36:54,670
Seems like your dream job.
761
00:36:54,672 --> 00:36:56,240
Whatever it is,
the answer's no.
762
00:36:56,242 --> 00:36:57,508
Boom-boom.
763
00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:58,976
"Boom-boom"?
What's boom-boom?
764
00:36:58,978 --> 00:37:00,946
- (GRUNTS)
- (POOPING LOUDLY)
765
00:37:02,647 --> 00:37:04,649
(JAKE GROANS)
766
00:37:07,386 --> 00:37:09,752
No more boom-boom.
767
00:37:09,754 --> 00:37:11,823
Looks like your sister
needs an oil change.
768
00:37:14,927 --> 00:37:16,095
Great.
769
00:37:16,462 --> 00:37:17,796
Lieutenant!
770
00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:22,199
- Lieutenant!
- He's not here. What's going on?
771
00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,568
(GASPS) Oh!
772
00:37:25,703 --> 00:37:28,338
Ho! That's a spicy meatball!
773
00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:29,607
(EXHALES)
774
00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:37,014
(SHUDDERS)
775
00:37:37,016 --> 00:37:37,981
Captain.
776
00:37:37,983 --> 00:37:40,017
- Perfect timing as always.
- Oh!
777
00:37:40,019 --> 00:37:41,818
- Come with me.
- Oh, I'd rather...
778
00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:43,921
If it's all right with you,
I'd rather not.
779
00:37:43,923 --> 00:37:45,091
(YELLING)
780
00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:48,961
Yeah, yeah,
that's not good.
781
00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:50,930
Okay, here.
782
00:37:52,098 --> 00:37:53,864
(GIGGLES)
783
00:37:53,866 --> 00:37:55,731
You think I'm gonna
let this rattle me?
784
00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,035
I put out an entire canyon
fire with my bare hands.
785
00:37:58,037 --> 00:37:58,936
That's right.
786
00:37:58,938 --> 00:38:00,838
Nobody handles poop
better than Supe.
787
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,640
That sounded a lot better
in my head.
788
00:38:03,275 --> 00:38:04,977
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
789
00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,680
Oh, Rodrigo's SPAM brulee!
790
00:38:10,382 --> 00:38:12,251
That is... (GAGS)
791
00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:14,120
(HEAVES)
792
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:19,992
- (GROANING)
- (HEAVES)
793
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,095
Don't look at me.
794
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,231
- Don't do it, or I'm gonna...
- (ZOEY POOPS)
795
00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,766
(BOTH GAGGING)
796
00:38:30,735 --> 00:38:32,603
- (ZOEY GIGGLES)
- I'm good.
797
00:38:32,605 --> 00:38:34,071
JAKE: It's not funny.
798
00:38:34,073 --> 00:38:36,874
- Hold down the fort.
- Wait! No, no...
799
00:38:36,876 --> 00:38:38,609
No, put that...
Put that down.
800
00:38:38,611 --> 00:38:41,078
You don't need that.
You don't need that.
801
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,547
Oh! Okay,
baby with a nail gun!
802
00:38:43,549 --> 00:38:45,317
(NAILS WHIZZING)
803
00:38:50,688 --> 00:38:52,456
(NAIL GUN CLICKING)
804
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,059
Nails hurt.
805
00:38:59,098 --> 00:39:00,266
(GRUNTS)
806
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,169
Oh. Oh!
807
00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,102
(SIGHS)
808
00:39:05,104 --> 00:39:07,337
(JAKE BREATHING
THROUGH RESPIRATOR)
809
00:39:07,339 --> 00:39:09,606
- I'm going in.
- Oh, it's all yours, Supe.
810
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:11,175
I know you were asking
for a little space lately,
811
00:39:11,177 --> 00:39:13,577
and I think now's the time
I gave it to you.
812
00:39:13,579 --> 00:39:15,579
Sweet misery.
813
00:39:15,581 --> 00:39:17,747
How is that smell getting
through an SCBA?
814
00:39:17,749 --> 00:39:20,052
This thing's designed
to keep out nuclear particles!
815
00:39:22,221 --> 00:39:23,954
I need a towel.
816
00:39:23,956 --> 00:39:25,856
Masher, bring me that shirt.
817
00:39:25,858 --> 00:39:28,127
MARK: No, no, no. Whoa, whoa.
That's my favorite shirt.
818
00:39:29,028 --> 00:39:30,494
Supe, please.
819
00:39:30,496 --> 00:39:31,830
No gloves?
820
00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:34,200
(BREATH RASPING)
821
00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:38,535
- (ZOEY POOPS EXPLOSIVELY)
- Oh!
822
00:39:38,537 --> 00:39:40,339
Right up the armhole!
823
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:43,775
You know what?
Keep the shirt.
824
00:39:46,278 --> 00:39:47,211
(SPITS)
825
00:39:47,213 --> 00:39:50,282
- Captain!
- You need more soap. Got it.
826
00:39:53,919 --> 00:39:57,888
Wow. Jake sure has you
at his beck and call.
827
00:39:57,890 --> 00:40:01,358
Well, it is my job,
and he is my boss, so...
828
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,095
Yeah, but do you ever want
to do anything just for you?
829
00:40:05,097 --> 00:40:08,899
(SIGHS) Okay, uh,
let me explain something.
830
00:40:08,901 --> 00:40:12,336
Six years ago, I was
working as an accountant,
831
00:40:12,338 --> 00:40:14,438
and I had to meet up with
a client in Big Bear Lake.
832
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,807
And we got trapped on the wrong
side of a Category G wildfire.
833
00:40:17,809 --> 00:40:19,509
I thought I was a goner.
834
00:40:19,511 --> 00:40:23,447
And then, out of nowhere,
comes Supe, a smokejumper.
835
00:40:23,449 --> 00:40:26,316
I didn't even know
that was a job you could have.
836
00:40:26,318 --> 00:40:27,884
I was an accountant.
837
00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:31,655
My dad was an accountant,
his father,
838
00:40:31,657 --> 00:40:33,991
my uncle...
Oh, my gosh, my aunt...
839
00:40:33,993 --> 00:40:37,027
I think I have
three second cousins...
840
00:40:37,029 --> 00:40:39,696
You get the point.
And they're all heroes.
841
00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:41,465
To me. In their own way.
842
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:44,668
But that day, I realized that my calling
was not with the family business,
843
00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:46,005
and I started training.
844
00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:49,306
- What about you?
- What?
845
00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:52,609
Do you have anything you love?
That you do just for yourself.
846
00:40:52,611 --> 00:40:54,311
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
847
00:40:54,313 --> 00:40:57,049
Art. I used to paint.
848
00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:59,316
That's really cool.
849
00:40:59,318 --> 00:41:01,385
You definitely should
get back into that.
850
00:41:01,387 --> 00:41:05,924
And then, maybe you will find someone
to inspire you the way Supe did me.
851
00:41:06,425 --> 00:41:07,691
I hope not.
852
00:41:07,693 --> 00:41:09,226
(CHUCKLES)
853
00:41:09,228 --> 00:41:12,795
Look, I know you don't
see it, but...
854
00:41:12,797 --> 00:41:15,899
Supe, he has a sweet side.
855
00:41:15,901 --> 00:41:17,734
JAKE: Captain,
get in here, stat!
856
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:21,907
Or I swear you'll be on latrine
duty for the next six months!
857
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:24,443
(KEYS JINGLING)
858
00:41:28,714 --> 00:41:30,115
Good talk.
859
00:41:32,985 --> 00:41:35,919
All right, little man,
this is your mess,
860
00:41:35,921 --> 00:41:39,089
- but I ain't mad at you, okay?
- Okay.
861
00:41:39,091 --> 00:41:41,958
As long as we leave this
spotless, all right? The Five P's.
862
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,761
"Proper Presentation
Prevents Poor Performance."
863
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:46,163
Okay.
864
00:41:46,165 --> 00:41:48,065
Let's clean this up real good,
now. Come on.
865
00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:51,601
Whoa! That's awesome.
866
00:41:51,603 --> 00:41:53,804
- What's in there?
- (CHUCKLES)
867
00:41:53,806 --> 00:41:55,607
That's our
fire training simulator.
868
00:41:59,678 --> 00:42:01,013
Tea?
869
00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:07,150
Whoa.
870
00:42:07,152 --> 00:42:09,121
RODRIGO: So what do you think
of the fire simulator?
871
00:42:09,755 --> 00:42:11,090
That's so cool.
872
00:42:11,423 --> 00:42:12,591
Tea for you.
873
00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:14,426
Tea for you.
874
00:42:15,394 --> 00:42:16,460
(SNIFFING)
875
00:42:16,462 --> 00:42:17,996
(WHIMPERS)
876
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:20,032
Cheers.
877
00:42:21,133 --> 00:42:23,135
Brynn, you want some tea?
878
00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:26,136
Sure, Z.
879
00:42:26,138 --> 00:42:28,171
Right now I need
to show you something, okay?
880
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,075
We'll be right back, Mr. Axe.
881
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,248
JAKE: (SIGHING) Finally.
882
00:42:38,117 --> 00:42:40,150
All right, let's get
to work. (SNIFFS)
883
00:42:40,152 --> 00:42:41,653
(SNIFFING)
884
00:42:42,856 --> 00:42:44,454
(MASHER WHIMPERS)
885
00:42:44,456 --> 00:42:46,258
- Smoke?
- (BARKS)
886
00:42:49,728 --> 00:42:51,628
What are you doing?
887
00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:54,032
Don't drink that. Trust me.
888
00:43:06,779 --> 00:43:08,046
(SLURPS)
889
00:43:09,948 --> 00:43:11,483
(BELCHES)
890
00:43:12,284 --> 00:43:14,151
Confirmed Class D forest fire.
891
00:43:14,153 --> 00:43:16,653
Reporting structures
in its path.
892
00:43:16,655 --> 00:43:18,021
Requesting a fire line
893
00:43:18,023 --> 00:43:19,523
and suppression foam
at my location.
894
00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:22,993
Copy that, little captain.
Requesting a fire line...
895
00:43:22,995 --> 00:43:25,429
Wait a minute.
Come on, how did you know that?
896
00:43:25,431 --> 00:43:27,330
My dad and I used to
watch fire shows together.
897
00:43:27,332 --> 00:43:29,065
- Oh, yeah?
- Okay, we've got two victims
898
00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:30,200
just half a klick away.
899
00:43:30,202 --> 00:43:32,569
Okay, two victims
at half a klick.
900
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,604
We got two victims
at half a...
901
00:43:34,606 --> 00:43:38,642
Two victims? That's...
That's a lot of victims here.
902
00:43:38,644 --> 00:43:41,213
Half a klick is pretty far,
I don't know...
903
00:43:41,747 --> 00:43:43,213
I don't know. I...
904
00:43:43,215 --> 00:43:45,615
I got to call for backup.
I need backup!
905
00:43:45,617 --> 00:43:47,284
No. No time for backup,
Torres.
906
00:43:47,286 --> 00:43:49,052
It's up to us to rescue
those people.
907
00:43:49,054 --> 00:43:50,253
Kid, we got to bail.
We got to get out of here.
908
00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:51,623
We gotta go, I can't do this.
909
00:43:52,191 --> 00:43:53,123
Oh!
910
00:43:53,125 --> 00:43:54,591
Now, buck up, Lieutenant.
911
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:57,929
I know you've never believed
in yourself, but I do!
912
00:43:57,931 --> 00:43:59,931
And your team
believes in you.
913
00:43:59,933 --> 00:44:03,235
And now I need you
to believe in yourself!
914
00:44:03,802 --> 00:44:05,368
You got this.
915
00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:08,873
Yeah. Yeah,
I got this. I got this.
916
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:11,041
As Lance Armstrong once said,
917
00:44:11,043 --> 00:44:13,109
"That's one small step
for man,
918
00:44:13,111 --> 00:44:15,412
"but you better watch out
for the next one."
919
00:44:15,414 --> 00:44:19,017
It's Neil Armstrong.
And that's not what he said.
920
00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:22,619
I'm gonna save those people,
921
00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:28,627
or my name ain't Rodrigo Alejandro
Garcia Rosenstein Torres.
922
00:44:30,262 --> 00:44:32,195
- (BUZZER)
- Oh, hi, Supe.
923
00:44:32,197 --> 00:44:35,833
I was just showing Will here
how to use the, um...
924
00:44:35,835 --> 00:44:37,669
Yo, yo, where'd he go?
925
00:44:40,806 --> 00:44:42,241
You got to be kidding me.
926
00:44:44,911 --> 00:44:46,645
Hey! What are you doing?
927
00:44:47,412 --> 00:44:48,545
She tricked us!
928
00:44:48,547 --> 00:44:50,714
- Whoa!
- (ALL YELLING)
929
00:44:50,716 --> 00:44:51,916
MARK:
She took my keys!
930
00:44:51,918 --> 00:44:53,683
- (JAKE YELLING)
- What are you doing?
931
00:44:53,685 --> 00:44:56,655
Yo! She oiled the driveway!
932
00:44:57,422 --> 00:44:59,324
Whoa!
933
00:45:05,965 --> 00:45:08,198
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
934
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,600
- MARK: Hold on.
- JAKE: There's oil everywhere!
935
00:45:10,602 --> 00:45:12,402
(GROWLING)
936
00:45:12,404 --> 00:45:14,170
(GROANING)
937
00:45:14,172 --> 00:45:16,306
MARK: Oh, nice split, Supe.
938
00:45:16,308 --> 00:45:18,475
RODRIGO: It's too slippery!
939
00:45:18,477 --> 00:45:20,078
- If you go, I go.
- (YELLS)
940
00:45:24,716 --> 00:45:25,717
(GRUNTS)
941
00:45:28,654 --> 00:45:31,523
- MARK: Supe! You need a helmet!
- (BIKE BELL DINGS)
942
00:45:33,692 --> 00:45:34,760
(CHAIN SQUEAKING)
943
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,277
(BELL DINGS)
944
00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:54,546
(YELLING)
945
00:45:55,014 --> 00:45:57,080
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
946
00:45:57,082 --> 00:45:58,684
(BIRDS FLUTTERING)
947
00:45:59,852 --> 00:46:02,185
Supe? Did we kill you?
948
00:46:02,187 --> 00:46:03,722
Are you dead, Supe?
949
00:46:04,456 --> 00:46:05,524
(GROANS)
950
00:46:25,912 --> 00:46:27,112
(GROWLS)
951
00:46:28,848 --> 00:46:30,948
Guess I forgot
the parking brake.
952
00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:32,950
What are you doing?
953
00:46:32,952 --> 00:46:34,551
Why would you run away?
954
00:46:34,553 --> 00:46:36,586
Your parents are gonna be
at the depot any minute.
955
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:39,689
I was worried they'd freak out
on me. They left me in charge,
956
00:46:39,691 --> 00:46:42,125
and the cabin burned down.
I panicked.
957
00:46:42,127 --> 00:46:43,828
You did it this time, okay?
958
00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:47,098
My men can't even take the
chopper to come look for us
959
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,465
because they need
proper authorization,
960
00:46:48,467 --> 00:46:50,669
and I'm the proper
authorizer. We...
961
00:46:51,938 --> 00:46:54,804
At least a five-mile walk.
Uphill!
962
00:46:54,806 --> 00:46:57,440
Guess your parents are gonna have
to wait for their family reunion.
963
00:46:57,442 --> 00:46:58,808
Mama.
964
00:46:58,810 --> 00:47:00,145
Just tell him, Brynn.
965
00:47:02,147 --> 00:47:03,613
Look...
966
00:47:03,615 --> 00:47:06,984
Our parents are in Africa,
getting an experimental procedure.
967
00:47:06,986 --> 00:47:08,585
Brynn.
968
00:47:08,587 --> 00:47:09,486
BRYNN: Okay...
969
00:47:09,488 --> 00:47:12,756
You can't tell anybody this,
970
00:47:12,758 --> 00:47:16,127
but our parents work for a
secret government organization.
971
00:47:16,129 --> 00:47:17,529
Brynn!
972
00:47:19,765 --> 00:47:20,933
Spit it out!
973
00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:22,935
BRYNN: Our parents,
974
00:47:24,003 --> 00:47:25,437
they're not coming.
975
00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:27,706
Why?
976
00:47:28,507 --> 00:47:30,342
They died,
977
00:47:31,044 --> 00:47:32,377
two years ago.
978
00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:35,848
Who have I been texting with?
979
00:47:46,425 --> 00:47:48,861
I had no idea.
I'm sorry.
980
00:47:51,898 --> 00:47:53,398
Why didn't you tell me?
981
00:47:54,299 --> 00:47:57,734
Because we ran away
from foster care,
982
00:47:57,736 --> 00:48:00,637
and I knew you'd call
Child Protective Services.
983
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:02,674
A month ago,
we found out that they're
984
00:48:03,142 --> 00:48:04,676
gonna separate us.
985
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:10,181
Okay, look, it's...
986
00:48:10,183 --> 00:48:12,850
It's too dangerous
to hike at night,
987
00:48:12,852 --> 00:48:15,819
so I'm gonna go find a place
for us to hunker down, and...
988
00:48:15,821 --> 00:48:18,655
We'll get out of here
at first light, okay?
989
00:48:18,657 --> 00:48:21,660
And trust me, you guys
are in good hands.
990
00:48:22,195 --> 00:48:24,262
(EAGLE CALLING)
991
00:48:36,008 --> 00:48:37,009
(GRUNTS)
992
00:48:40,012 --> 00:48:41,511
(ANIMAL CHITTERING)
993
00:48:41,513 --> 00:48:42,581
Gotcha.
994
00:48:43,448 --> 00:48:45,617
(PANTING)
Who wants chipmunk?
995
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,086
Nobody.
996
00:48:49,088 --> 00:48:50,620
Nobody in the whole world.
997
00:48:50,622 --> 00:48:53,023
Where'd, uh...
Where'd all this come from?
998
00:48:53,025 --> 00:48:55,059
My backpack.
999
00:48:55,061 --> 00:48:57,395
And a little
from your supply closet.
1000
00:48:59,832 --> 00:49:01,033
Hot cocoa?
1001
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:02,768
(SIGHS)
1002
00:49:03,702 --> 00:49:04,837
Yes.
1003
00:49:07,572 --> 00:49:09,341
Hey, Supe, where you going?
1004
00:49:10,943 --> 00:49:12,811
Nature calls. Back in a few.
1005
00:49:15,214 --> 00:49:16,412
Thanks.
1006
00:49:16,414 --> 00:49:18,450
(ZOEY CRYING)
1007
00:49:20,086 --> 00:49:21,417
What is it?
1008
00:49:21,419 --> 00:49:23,220
She's scared out here.
She doesn't want you to leave.
1009
00:49:23,222 --> 00:49:25,657
There's no reason to be scared.
Bear sightings are pretty rare.
1010
00:49:26,058 --> 00:49:27,158
Bears?
1011
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,527
(WAILING)
1012
00:49:29,195 --> 00:49:31,061
Smooth.
1013
00:49:31,063 --> 00:49:33,465
Trust me, Zoey, this is not
a trip you want to join me on.
1014
00:49:34,399 --> 00:49:36,535
(ZOEY CRYING LOUDER)
1015
00:49:41,506 --> 00:49:44,008
I can't go with you
looking at me.
1016
00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:46,243
- Could you look away?
- No.
1017
00:49:46,245 --> 00:49:48,014
Fine. I'll look away.
1018
00:49:50,615 --> 00:49:52,084
(GROANING)
1019
00:49:54,753 --> 00:49:55,920
Okay, stop.
1020
00:49:55,922 --> 00:49:57,056
Boom-boom?
1021
00:49:58,257 --> 00:50:00,423
Nope. Not happening.
No boom-boom.
1022
00:50:00,425 --> 00:50:02,325
- (ANIMAL GROWLING)
- Bears!
1023
00:50:02,327 --> 00:50:03,863
(LOUD RUSTLING)
1024
00:50:06,364 --> 00:50:08,331
(GROWLING INTENSIFIES)
1025
00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:09,701
Stay behind me.
1026
00:50:11,971 --> 00:50:14,841
(GROWLING, ANIMAL RUNNING)
1027
00:50:16,008 --> 00:50:17,141
(YELLS)
1028
00:50:17,143 --> 00:50:18,641
Sparkle Pony!
1029
00:50:18,643 --> 00:50:20,777
- Masher.
- Sparkle Pony!
1030
00:50:20,779 --> 00:50:21,981
(MASHER BARKING)
1031
00:50:26,185 --> 00:50:27,318
(GROANS)
1032
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,654
ZOEY: Good night,
Sparkle Pony.
1033
00:50:33,692 --> 00:50:36,426
I got to say,
your camping skills,
1034
00:50:36,428 --> 00:50:38,663
(CHUCKLES)
they're on point.
1035
00:50:40,299 --> 00:50:42,565
That's what
the kids say, right?
1036
00:50:42,567 --> 00:50:44,436
(LAUGHING)
Something like that.
1037
00:50:49,876 --> 00:50:52,544
You know, I lost my parents
at a young age, too.
1038
00:50:54,746 --> 00:50:57,614
I was too young
to remember my mom.
1039
00:50:57,616 --> 00:50:59,852
My dad died on the job
when I was a kid.
1040
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,787
Sorry.
1041
00:51:04,323 --> 00:51:06,123
Brynn,
1042
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:08,192
you gotta stop running.
1043
00:51:08,194 --> 00:51:11,461
You should be in school.
You should be making friends.
1044
00:51:11,463 --> 00:51:13,531
Causing a different type
of trouble.
1045
00:51:15,902 --> 00:51:17,500
Trust me,
1046
00:51:17,502 --> 00:51:19,036
you don't want to
look back on all this
1047
00:51:19,038 --> 00:51:21,539
and realize you never
had a chance to be a kid.
1048
00:51:25,344 --> 00:51:27,479
Sorry for all
the monkey business.
1049
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:28,846
(LAUGHS)
1050
00:51:28,848 --> 00:51:30,881
That's what the old guys
call it, right?
1051
00:51:30,883 --> 00:51:32,283
Apparently, we do.
1052
00:51:32,285 --> 00:51:33,652
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1053
00:51:39,258 --> 00:51:42,725
I know you don't
owe us any favors,
1054
00:51:42,727 --> 00:51:45,461
but it's Zoey's birthday
in two days.
1055
00:51:45,463 --> 00:51:48,935
I'd hate for that to be the day
she remembers them splitting us up.
1056
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:54,874
I'll call CPS tomorrow,
1057
00:51:55,674 --> 00:51:57,209
tell them to come Monday.
1058
00:51:59,111 --> 00:52:00,478
Thanks.
1059
00:52:05,084 --> 00:52:06,582
Good night.
1060
00:52:06,584 --> 00:52:08,087
Good night, Brynn.
1061
00:52:22,101 --> 00:52:23,635
No, no, I, uh...
1062
00:52:24,803 --> 00:52:27,404
Yes, I completely understand.
1063
00:52:27,406 --> 00:52:29,541
- RODRIGO: What's he saying?
- (WHISPERS) I can't understand.
1064
00:52:36,148 --> 00:52:38,115
Just got off the phone
with CPS.
1065
00:52:38,117 --> 00:52:40,717
Looks like you're stuck here
until Monday!
1066
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,187
- What? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes!
- Yeah!
1067
00:52:43,189 --> 00:52:44,520
ZOEY: Yay!
1068
00:52:44,522 --> 00:52:46,789
JAKE: Now, I have
an application to fill out.
1069
00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:49,559
And I'll need all hands on deck
to get this place shipshape
1070
00:52:49,561 --> 00:52:51,627
before Commander Richards
arrives.
1071
00:52:51,629 --> 00:52:54,200
- Where's my Redding Crew at?
- BOTH: Everywhere!
1072
00:52:58,603 --> 00:53:00,672
- (ZOEY LAUGHS)
- (MASHER GROWLS PLAYFULLY)
1073
00:53:09,482 --> 00:53:11,581
My abuelita used to make
the most delicious
1074
00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:14,151
jalapeno chocolate cake
you ever had.
1075
00:53:14,153 --> 00:53:15,518
It's the secret ingredient.
1076
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,786
Jalapeno chocolate?
1077
00:53:16,788 --> 00:53:19,156
Sounds weird,
but when you taste it,
1078
00:53:19,158 --> 00:53:20,860
(KISSES) it's so...
1079
00:53:21,327 --> 00:53:23,027
It's so...
1080
00:53:23,029 --> 00:53:25,896
(SLURRING) I touched my mouth.
My mouth is on fire.
1081
00:53:25,898 --> 00:53:28,798
My mouth, it's burning!
(LAUGHS PAINFULLY)
1082
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,537
My grandma always said,
never touch your face with...
1083
00:53:35,607 --> 00:53:37,107
Now my eye's burning.
1084
00:53:37,109 --> 00:53:39,845
My eye's burning
and my lips are on fire!
1085
00:53:40,812 --> 00:53:42,913
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
1086
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,250
(BLOWING)
1087
00:53:45,617 --> 00:53:47,552
(RODRIGO SINGING)
1088
00:53:49,355 --> 00:53:50,890
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1089
00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:53,723
(SNIFFS) Oh!
1090
00:53:53,725 --> 00:53:55,828
Who wants SPAM-a-kopita?
1091
00:53:56,328 --> 00:53:58,529
Nope.
1092
00:53:58,531 --> 00:53:59,997
RODRIGO: Come on,
I made it with extra gluten.
1093
00:53:59,999 --> 00:54:01,999
It's got spinach in it
and everything.
1094
00:54:02,001 --> 00:54:03,002
(COUGHS)
1095
00:54:03,969 --> 00:54:05,069
Hey, Supe. Supe.
1096
00:54:05,071 --> 00:54:06,872
Is it supposed to
smoke like that?
1097
00:54:07,806 --> 00:54:10,042
Maybe the coals
aren't hot enough, huh?
1098
00:54:12,311 --> 00:54:13,377
Smells good!
1099
00:54:13,379 --> 00:54:14,545
Dr. Hicks!
1100
00:54:14,547 --> 00:54:16,614
(ALL SHOUTING)
1101
00:54:20,186 --> 00:54:21,719
(GRILL SIZZLING)
1102
00:54:23,122 --> 00:54:25,923
"Teach a man to light a fire,
and he's warm for a day.
1103
00:54:25,925 --> 00:54:28,624
"Light a man on fire,
he's warm for life."
1104
00:54:28,626 --> 00:54:30,329
- Ben Franklin.
- Oh, come...
1105
00:54:31,530 --> 00:54:34,164
AMY: (LAUGHING)
I hope this isn't my fault.
1106
00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:38,335
I was just dropping off some
puzzles for the kids, and...
1107
00:54:38,337 --> 00:54:43,407
I was just very surprised to
see you doing something so fun.
1108
00:54:43,409 --> 00:54:44,975
- Me?
- Yeah.
1109
00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,910
- I'm Mr. Fun, okay?
- Oh.
1110
00:54:46,912 --> 00:54:48,778
- Yeah.
- I feel like Mr. Fun
1111
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:51,814
would go by his first name
and not "Mister."
1112
00:54:51,816 --> 00:54:53,751
But I don't know, you know.
I don't know.
1113
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,620
- Yeah.
- (LAUGHS)
1114
00:54:56,754 --> 00:54:58,355
AMY: I knew
you could handle it.
1115
00:54:58,357 --> 00:55:01,691
I mean, kids are like fires.
You know, you can't...
1116
00:55:01,693 --> 00:55:05,695
You can't control them,
you just have to...
1117
00:55:05,697 --> 00:55:08,334
Contain them
till they burn themselves out.
1118
00:55:10,035 --> 00:55:12,069
- That's actually right.
- I know.
1119
00:55:12,071 --> 00:55:13,803
I didn't know
you knew anything about fire.
1120
00:55:13,805 --> 00:55:16,607
Well, someone
I went on 2.5 dates with
1121
00:55:16,609 --> 00:55:17,807
talks about them a lot.
1122
00:55:17,809 --> 00:55:20,010
Maybe I listened
a little more than I let on.
1123
00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:21,245
And here I thought
all you cared about
1124
00:55:21,247 --> 00:55:23,380
was the Western Spadefoot
because their secretions
1125
00:55:23,382 --> 00:55:25,715
smell like peanut butter
and can cause sneezing.
1126
00:55:25,717 --> 00:55:27,783
Somebody I went
on 2.5 dates with
1127
00:55:27,785 --> 00:55:29,853
talks a whole lot
about toads.
1128
00:55:29,855 --> 00:55:32,024
And I listen a little bit
more than I let on.
1129
00:55:33,758 --> 00:55:35,861
Maybe we don't
hate each other.
1130
00:55:36,862 --> 00:55:38,364
There's no way
that can be true.
1131
00:55:39,298 --> 00:55:40,564
- Mmm-mmm.
- MARK: (WHISPERING) Be quiet.
1132
00:55:40,566 --> 00:55:42,332
RODRIGO: (WHISPERING)
You be quiet.
1133
00:55:42,334 --> 00:55:44,069
MARK: (WHISPERING) Don't say "act
casual" when you're trying to act casual!
1134
00:55:53,345 --> 00:55:54,545
- Well...
- Yeah.
1135
00:55:54,547 --> 00:55:57,481
Why don't you kids shower up,
and I'll take another stab
1136
00:55:57,483 --> 00:55:58,982
at getting that grill
going, safely.
1137
00:55:58,984 --> 00:56:02,419
(NERVOUS LAUGH) All right,
I'm gonna go, then,
1138
00:56:02,421 --> 00:56:03,786
back to my trailer.
1139
00:56:03,788 --> 00:56:07,024
My dinner's not gonna
microwave itself. (CHUCKLES)
1140
00:56:07,026 --> 00:56:09,962
I'm gonna go. All right, bye.
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
1141
00:56:11,497 --> 00:56:13,933
So organized.
(GIGGLES)
1142
00:56:15,267 --> 00:56:16,402
(MASHER WHIMPERS)
1143
00:56:18,404 --> 00:56:19,704
(GIGGLING) Bye.
1144
00:56:24,143 --> 00:56:25,743
(DOOR CLOSES)
1145
00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:28,247
JAKE: What?
1146
00:56:29,048 --> 00:56:30,847
You're just gonna let her go?
1147
00:56:30,849 --> 00:56:32,649
- What a whiff.
- (BARKS)
1148
00:56:32,651 --> 00:56:34,985
"Whiff"?
How'd I whiff?
1149
00:56:34,987 --> 00:56:37,087
Well, you were talking to
her, and then she left,
1150
00:56:37,089 --> 00:56:38,821
and it was a bit
of a whiff.
1151
00:56:38,823 --> 00:56:40,891
BRYNN: Open your eyes, dude!
1152
00:56:40,893 --> 00:56:42,559
She's spending
the weekend alone.
1153
00:56:42,561 --> 00:56:43,759
In an eco lab.
1154
00:56:43,761 --> 00:56:45,996
No kids. No crying.
1155
00:56:45,998 --> 00:56:47,331
It sounds like
a dream come true.
1156
00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:49,833
J-Dawg, come on, man.
That's mad absurd.
1157
00:56:49,835 --> 00:56:52,035
People like being
around people!
1158
00:56:52,037 --> 00:56:56,139
"People who need people are the
luckiest people in the world."
1159
00:56:56,141 --> 00:56:57,474
Barbara Bush.
1160
00:56:57,476 --> 00:56:58,774
So close.
1161
00:56:58,776 --> 00:57:00,410
You should invite her back.
1162
00:57:00,412 --> 00:57:01,811
Huh? What, here?
1163
00:57:01,813 --> 00:57:06,784
No, "in the Kingdom of Equestria,
where everything is 20% cooler."
1164
00:57:07,319 --> 00:57:08,420
Rainbow Dash.
1165
00:57:09,888 --> 00:57:11,255
That might be right.
1166
00:57:11,257 --> 00:57:12,556
No. Nope.
1167
00:57:12,558 --> 00:57:14,757
I told you, attachments,
distractions in this line of work?
1168
00:57:14,759 --> 00:57:15,993
No, it doesn't go good.
1169
00:57:15,995 --> 00:57:19,098
Jake, you need to practice
letting your guard down.
1170
00:57:21,634 --> 00:57:23,834
I'm not good
with any of that stuff.
1171
00:57:23,836 --> 00:57:25,871
Well, this is
my area of expertise.
1172
00:57:28,874 --> 00:57:30,242
(PHONE CHIMES)
1173
00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:41,287
(TYPING)
I don't know, Superintendent.
1174
00:57:42,388 --> 00:57:46,525
What's up with you?
1175
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,326
That was quick.
1176
00:57:49,328 --> 00:57:51,662
Okay, now we're gonna reply
with something clever.
1177
00:57:51,664 --> 00:57:53,297
I can take it from here.
1178
00:57:53,299 --> 00:57:54,366
(CLEARS THROAT)
1179
00:57:57,336 --> 00:58:00,203
- What do I say?
- It's easy. You just say,
1180
00:58:00,205 --> 00:58:05,144
"Hey, baby. You, me,
dinner. No presh."
1181
00:58:05,744 --> 00:58:06,809
"No presh"?
1182
00:58:06,811 --> 00:58:08,512
Yeah, no presh. He's right.
1183
00:58:08,514 --> 00:58:11,248
'Cause it's flirtatious,
and yet not threatening, you know?
1184
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:14,353
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm just gonna keep it simple.
1185
00:58:15,387 --> 00:58:16,253
Dear Dr. Hicks,
1186
00:58:16,255 --> 00:58:18,088
I am sending you
this text alert...
1187
00:58:18,090 --> 00:58:21,158
- "Alert"? Text alert?
- ...to see if you are available
1188
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,060
- to convene for a...
- Jake.
1189
00:58:23,062 --> 00:58:25,962
It sounds like you're filling
out your dull application.
1190
00:58:25,964 --> 00:58:28,932
You don't say what you're
feeling. You show it.
1191
00:58:28,934 --> 00:58:31,170
(PHONE CHIMING)
1192
00:58:32,338 --> 00:58:33,439
"No presh"?
1193
00:58:33,939 --> 00:58:35,841
(CONTINUES CHIMING)
1194
00:58:36,175 --> 00:58:37,376
Poop.
1195
00:58:39,611 --> 00:58:41,345
Poop, poop, poop.
1196
00:58:41,347 --> 00:58:42,915
(ZOEY BABBLING)
1197
00:58:43,415 --> 00:58:44,348
(LAUGHS) Zoey, no.
1198
00:58:44,350 --> 00:58:47,384
Wait. What is this?
What are these...
1199
00:58:47,386 --> 00:58:49,553
Chocolate-dessert-looking
things... Ice cream, right?
1200
00:58:49,555 --> 00:58:53,357
Yeah, that's what it is!
It's chocolate ice cream!
1201
00:58:53,359 --> 00:58:55,359
Great. Who doesn't love
ice cream, right?
1202
00:58:55,361 --> 00:58:57,527
Uh, yeah, don't do that.
That's wrong, little man.
1203
00:58:57,529 --> 00:58:58,929
- MARK: No, no...
- RODRIGO: Don't lie to him.
1204
00:58:58,931 --> 00:59:00,030
(WILL LAUGHING)
1205
00:59:00,032 --> 00:59:02,132
I think you're good
on the ice cream.
1206
00:59:02,134 --> 00:59:04,002
- MARK: Supe, did you just send that?
- Yeah.
1207
00:59:05,371 --> 00:59:07,072
Mmm... (SIGHS)
1208
00:59:07,606 --> 00:59:09,306
"Dot, dot, dot."
1209
00:59:09,308 --> 00:59:11,908
- What is dot, dot, dot?
- BRYNN: That means she's answering.
1210
00:59:11,910 --> 00:59:13,278
JAKE: In Morse Code?
1211
00:59:14,747 --> 00:59:16,246
The dots are gone.
1212
00:59:16,248 --> 00:59:18,749
She hung up. Disappeared.
That means she changed her mind.
1213
00:59:18,751 --> 00:59:20,050
Supe, relax.
1214
00:59:20,052 --> 00:59:22,119
All right, all right.
Bit anxious, okay?
1215
00:59:22,121 --> 00:59:25,088
I got a full audience watching
me go down in flames here.
1216
00:59:25,090 --> 00:59:26,656
Not good.
Not good for morale,
1217
00:59:26,658 --> 00:59:28,091
- not good for me.
- Okay.
1218
00:59:28,093 --> 00:59:30,427
She's taking her time 'cause
she wants to get it right.
1219
00:59:30,429 --> 00:59:32,095
- Breathe.
- Right.
1220
00:59:32,097 --> 00:59:34,199
- (RODRIGO BREATHES)
- (PHONE CHIMES)
1221
00:59:36,435 --> 00:59:37,501
Smiley-face icon?
1222
00:59:37,503 --> 00:59:39,069
- No, uh, "emoji."
- (CHIMES)
1223
00:59:39,071 --> 00:59:40,804
- Frog icon?
- Emoji.
1224
00:59:40,806 --> 00:59:43,308
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Wine-bottle emoji?
1225
00:59:45,711 --> 00:59:47,043
What does that mean?
1226
00:59:47,045 --> 00:59:49,146
Means you got yourself
a date, stud.
1227
00:59:49,148 --> 00:59:51,214
Yay, Jake, you got a date.
1228
00:59:51,216 --> 00:59:53,885
- (MEN CHEERING)
- Yeah, Supe!
1229
00:59:53,887 --> 00:59:55,154
Whoo-hoo!
1230
00:59:58,023 --> 01:00:00,690
General Tso's chicken
isn't made by a general.
1231
01:00:00,692 --> 01:00:03,059
Coq au vin is not a vehicle.
1232
01:00:03,061 --> 01:00:06,163
RODRIGO: But it's...
It's not chocolate covered?
1233
01:00:06,165 --> 01:00:09,232
- Wag!
- Look at you! Whoo-hoo!
1234
01:00:09,234 --> 01:00:10,235
Surprise!
1235
01:00:12,237 --> 01:00:15,407
We cleaned it up for you.
To thank you for saving us.
1236
01:00:16,375 --> 01:00:18,076
That's just where
he had it, too.
1237
01:00:18,677 --> 01:00:19,678
It's beautiful.
1238
01:00:21,013 --> 01:00:22,813
- Thank you.
- AMY: Knock, knock!
1239
01:00:22,815 --> 01:00:24,214
- Oh.
- Hey!
1240
01:00:24,216 --> 01:00:26,583
- What a pleasant surprise.
- So good to see you. Welcome.
1241
01:00:26,585 --> 01:00:28,985
- Thank you for having me.
- Yes, absolutely.
1242
01:00:28,987 --> 01:00:31,123
- I brought cookies!
- ZOEY: Yay, cookies!
1243
01:00:32,124 --> 01:00:34,159
Maybe just one before dinner.
1244
01:00:35,127 --> 01:00:36,393
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1245
01:00:36,395 --> 01:00:38,628
- RODRIGO: Can I partake?
- Sure.
1246
01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:41,998
Ooh! Oh! Toad cookies.
1247
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,134
MARK: These look
toad-ally delicious.
1248
01:00:44,136 --> 01:00:46,236
Do I detect a hint
of nutmeggery?
1249
01:00:46,238 --> 01:00:48,338
- No.
- No? Really?
1250
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:49,406
Cimmanom?
1251
01:00:49,408 --> 01:00:51,007
- Hmm?
- Huh?
1252
01:00:51,009 --> 01:00:53,210
- Comin' in hot.
- Hi!
1253
01:00:53,212 --> 01:00:55,212
Oh, wait. I have this all...
1254
01:00:55,214 --> 01:00:57,747
- There you go.
- Oh, presentation.
1255
01:00:57,749 --> 01:00:58,982
(LAUGHTER)
1256
01:00:58,984 --> 01:01:00,383
- May I take your coat?
- Yes.
1257
01:01:00,385 --> 01:01:02,118
RODRIGO:
What a gentleman!
1258
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,020
- AMY: Thank you.
- No.
1259
01:01:04,022 --> 01:01:05,555
- Shall I put these in water?
- Oh.
1260
01:01:05,557 --> 01:01:06,423
- Yes.
- Good idea.
1261
01:01:06,425 --> 01:01:08,058
- Thank you.
- Make yourself useful.
1262
01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:09,827
- Right? (LAUGHS)
- MARK: Rodrigo!
1263
01:01:09,829 --> 01:01:12,095
Oh. I got to go.
1264
01:01:12,097 --> 01:01:13,732
I think it's going well.
1265
01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:18,270
- Thanks for coming, Dr. Hicks.
- You can call me Amy.
1266
01:01:18,804 --> 01:01:20,003
You can call me Supe.
1267
01:01:20,005 --> 01:01:21,206
(LAUGHS)
1268
01:01:22,007 --> 01:01:23,707
- Or Jake.
- Yeah.
1269
01:01:23,709 --> 01:01:25,609
- Jake's more casual.
- "Jake."
1270
01:01:25,611 --> 01:01:27,777
I'm gonna go put these
on a dessert platter.
1271
01:01:27,779 --> 01:01:28,846
Okay.
1272
01:01:28,848 --> 01:01:30,948
Don't think we have
a dessert platter.
1273
01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,150
Okay.
1274
01:01:33,953 --> 01:01:36,152
Truth is, I'm really glad
he invited me.
1275
01:01:36,154 --> 01:01:37,955
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1276
01:01:37,957 --> 01:01:41,691
I mean, it's not just because I'm the
only woman in a 100-mile radius, right?
1277
01:01:41,693 --> 01:01:44,229
No. I think
he really likes you.
1278
01:01:46,164 --> 01:01:48,565
- Thank you, sir.
- You're welcome, sir.
1279
01:01:48,567 --> 01:01:50,133
(GASPS) Thank you!
1280
01:01:50,135 --> 01:01:52,269
You're welcome.
Bon appetit.
1281
01:01:52,271 --> 01:01:55,274
- (LAUGHING) Okay.
- Let's go.
1282
01:01:56,675 --> 01:01:58,742
Thanks, guys.
1283
01:01:58,744 --> 01:02:01,079
- JAKE: This is pretty amazing.
- AMY: What an exciting meal.
1284
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,948
Wow. I love a barbecue.
1285
01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:05,215
Look at them.
1286
01:02:05,217 --> 01:02:07,450
Oh, I sure hope they have
a beautiful romance
1287
01:02:07,452 --> 01:02:10,855
and live happily ever after
like Romeo and Juliet.
1288
01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:12,157
AMY: This is fun.
1289
01:02:12,558 --> 01:02:14,524
(SIGHING)
1290
01:02:14,526 --> 01:02:17,262
(MY LITTLE PONY
THEME SONG PLAYING)
1291
01:02:19,966 --> 01:02:22,198
Friendship is magic.
1292
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,367
These cookies are now
open for business.
1293
01:02:24,369 --> 01:02:25,802
- Oh, hello!
- Yum, yum.
1294
01:02:25,804 --> 01:02:26,938
MARK: Yummy,
yummy to my tummy.
1295
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:29,239
Hey, Supe, why don't you
play us a song?
1296
01:02:29,241 --> 01:02:31,274
- You play the piano?
- Not really.
1297
01:02:31,276 --> 01:02:34,411
Plus, I know for a fact that
thing hasn't been tuned in years.
1298
01:02:34,413 --> 01:02:36,613
- (PLAYING "F" NOTE)
- (STRIKES TUNING FORK)
1299
01:02:36,615 --> 01:02:37,848
We're all set, Supe.
1300
01:02:37,850 --> 01:02:40,317
- Thank you, Captain.
- (LAUGHS)
1301
01:02:40,319 --> 01:02:42,387
(MY LITTLE PONY
PLAYING ON TV)
1302
01:02:43,022 --> 01:02:44,356
WILL: Come on, Axe.
1303
01:02:46,926 --> 01:02:48,393
Let's go.
1304
01:02:50,429 --> 01:02:51,528
Play!
1305
01:02:51,530 --> 01:02:53,530
Okay, I'm a little rusty,
so we got to keep it simple,
1306
01:02:53,532 --> 01:02:55,165
but the request lines
are open!
1307
01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:56,700
- Ariana Grande.
- BTS.
1308
01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:58,802
Chance the Rapper. Drake.
1309
01:02:58,804 --> 01:03:01,338
Post Malone. Kendrick Lamar.
1310
01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:03,640
Wu-Tang Clan. Lil Pump.
1311
01:03:03,642 --> 01:03:05,208
Okay, I'll be doing
the choosing.
1312
01:03:05,210 --> 01:03:06,543
But I hope
your shoes are tied,
1313
01:03:06,545 --> 01:03:08,511
'cause your socks
are about to get rocked off!
1314
01:03:08,513 --> 01:03:10,480
- (AMY LAUGHS)
- (PLAYING UPBEAT MELODY)
1315
01:03:10,482 --> 01:03:14,186
♪ I fell into
a burnin' ring of fire ♪
1316
01:03:15,554 --> 01:03:16,686
(STOPS PLAYING)
1317
01:03:16,688 --> 01:03:17,654
- Johnny Cash?
- Yeah.
1318
01:03:17,656 --> 01:03:19,458
- Ring of Fire?
- I know what it is.
1319
01:03:20,392 --> 01:03:22,392
Okay, not the vibe
of the room. That's fine.
1320
01:03:22,394 --> 01:03:24,794
I'm about to take it
from zero to a hundred.
1321
01:03:24,796 --> 01:03:26,630
♪ The heat is on
1322
01:03:26,632 --> 01:03:28,032
(LAUGHTER)
1323
01:03:28,034 --> 01:03:29,801
♪ On the street
1324
01:03:31,169 --> 01:03:33,372
♪ Inside your head
1325
01:03:34,206 --> 01:03:36,208
♪ And every beat
1326
01:03:37,442 --> 01:03:39,175
♪ The heat is on! ♪
1327
01:03:39,177 --> 01:03:41,211
(STOPS PLAYING)
1328
01:03:41,213 --> 01:03:43,647
Glenn Frey!
Heat Is On! Nobody?
1329
01:03:43,649 --> 01:03:45,615
Really got your finger
on the pulse.
1330
01:03:45,617 --> 01:03:47,084
(MARK SNORTS)
1331
01:03:47,086 --> 01:03:50,222
Don't tell me you only know how to
play songs that are fire-related.
1332
01:03:50,822 --> 01:03:52,324
No.
1333
01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:55,727
Yes.
1334
01:03:56,762 --> 01:03:58,795
I grew up in a fire depot.
1335
01:03:58,797 --> 01:04:00,365
- Uh...
- (ZOEY YAWNING)
1336
01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:02,799
JAKE: Okay, it's late.
1337
01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,267
You got to go to bed.
You don't want to be tired
1338
01:04:04,269 --> 01:04:05,936
- for your birthday, right?
- Yeah! Yeah.
1339
01:04:05,938 --> 01:04:08,039
Let's get you to bed.
Let's go.
1340
01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:09,140
AMY: Here's some water.
1341
01:04:09,142 --> 01:04:10,740
Good night.
1342
01:04:10,742 --> 01:04:13,178
- JAKE: See you in the morning.
- WILL: Um, Supe?
1343
01:04:14,479 --> 01:04:16,212
No more songs,
I'm all tapped out.
1344
01:04:16,214 --> 01:04:17,850
Then how about a story?
1345
01:04:20,519 --> 01:04:22,686
- JAKE: Zoey's already asleep.
- Fine.
1346
01:04:22,688 --> 01:04:24,222
I want a story.
1347
01:04:26,893 --> 01:04:28,291
I don't know any.
1348
01:04:28,293 --> 01:04:30,529
That's okay, you can
make one up.
1349
01:04:32,131 --> 01:04:35,198
That's not really how I'm wired, bud.
I just... I don't have...
1350
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,700
- An imagination?
- (GASPS)
1351
01:04:36,702 --> 01:04:38,568
Are you kidding me?
1352
01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:41,571
You are the most
creative guy I know.
1353
01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:44,141
We would've never contained
the West Fork Valley fire
1354
01:04:44,143 --> 01:04:47,210
if you hadn't thought
to trigger an avalanche.
1355
01:04:47,212 --> 01:04:49,379
- Show us what you got.
- Yeah, come on, come on.
1356
01:04:49,381 --> 01:04:51,349
Show us, Supe, come on.
1357
01:04:51,851 --> 01:04:54,018
Okay. Okay.
1358
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,387
All right...
(CLEARS THROAT)
1359
01:04:59,058 --> 01:05:02,594
Once upon a time, uh,
there was
1360
01:05:03,495 --> 01:05:04,629
a Yeti.
1361
01:05:05,664 --> 01:05:07,530
A brave Yeti.
1362
01:05:07,532 --> 01:05:10,533
He protected
all the other Yetis,
1363
01:05:10,535 --> 01:05:14,539
and he had the most shipshape
cave on Yeti Mountain.
1364
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,708
And one day the Yeti
had a kid named Jake.
1365
01:05:18,710 --> 01:05:21,212
And the Yeti had to take care
of the kid all by himself.
1366
01:05:21,214 --> 01:05:25,515
Now, the Yeti did the best he
could to make that cave a home,
1367
01:05:25,517 --> 01:05:27,419
but sometimes it was
hard for the Yeti.
1368
01:05:28,221 --> 01:05:30,589
But the kid loved it.
1369
01:05:32,324 --> 01:05:34,091
(CHUCKLES)
1370
01:05:34,093 --> 01:05:36,793
One day, there was
a fire on the mountain.
1371
01:05:36,795 --> 01:05:39,999
And the Yeti went
to go fight the fire.
1372
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,035
And he got distracted.
1373
01:05:44,436 --> 01:05:47,370
Never made it back.
1374
01:05:47,372 --> 01:05:52,109
Maybe the Yeti was thinking of the
kid when he took his eye off the ball.
1375
01:05:52,111 --> 01:05:56,446
The kid felt so guilty that he swore
he'd never let anything get in the way
1376
01:05:56,448 --> 01:06:00,350
of achieving everything
the Yeti sacrificed for him.
1377
01:06:00,352 --> 01:06:05,222
To this day, every time that kid sees
fire he can hear the Yeti's voice.
1378
01:06:05,224 --> 01:06:09,061
When you saved us from that
fire, could you hear the Yeti?
1379
01:06:13,966 --> 01:06:15,667
You know what, I could.
1380
01:06:18,537 --> 01:06:20,703
Now get to sleep,
or I'm gonna give Axe direct orders
1381
01:06:20,705 --> 01:06:22,875
to eat that cake
all by himself.
1382
01:06:27,246 --> 01:06:29,015
- Um, Supe?
- Yeah.
1383
01:06:29,949 --> 01:06:31,182
Thanks.
1384
01:06:31,184 --> 01:06:33,752
I haven't seen Brynn
this happy in...
1385
01:06:34,586 --> 01:06:37,556
Well, it's like
she's the old Brynn.
1386
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:44,962
- BRYNN: Hey, Jake?
- Yeah?
1387
01:06:44,964 --> 01:06:49,101
I forgot. I found these outside
the depot on the ground.
1388
01:06:50,069 --> 01:06:51,838
Figured you might
want 'em back.
1389
01:06:57,043 --> 01:07:00,277
Yeah. Thanks, Brynn.
1390
01:07:00,279 --> 01:07:03,348
Also, you should
ask Amy to stay the night.
1391
01:07:04,050 --> 01:07:05,415
That's inappropriate.
1392
01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:06,649
(CHUCKLES)
Calm down, Romeo.
1393
01:07:06,651 --> 01:07:09,452
There's like seven
extra bunks in here.
1394
01:07:09,454 --> 01:07:12,890
And you can't just let her drive
home in the middle of the night.
1395
01:07:12,892 --> 01:07:15,326
Besides, it's Zoey's
birthday tomorrow.
1396
01:07:15,328 --> 01:07:17,529
We want her to be here.
1397
01:07:18,763 --> 01:07:20,331
Ah...
1398
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,401
Hey, Jake? Guard down.
1399
01:07:31,143 --> 01:07:32,477
Is that your dad?
1400
01:07:33,312 --> 01:07:35,045
JAKE: Yeah. That's him.
1401
01:07:35,047 --> 01:07:39,618
Carving the depot turkey at Thanksgiving
and decorating the depot tree.
1402
01:07:48,094 --> 01:07:52,363
You're really lucky to have
so many memories in one place.
1403
01:07:52,365 --> 01:07:54,832
When I was a kid,
we moved around a lot,
1404
01:07:54,834 --> 01:07:59,837
so I would have to find
whatever lake or pond or stream
1405
01:07:59,839 --> 01:08:02,942
was closest, and make
all those critters my friends.
1406
01:08:04,210 --> 01:08:06,012
Pretty lucky critters,
I'd say.
1407
01:08:08,047 --> 01:08:10,515
Whatever.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1408
01:08:13,185 --> 01:08:15,219
- Hey, Supe?
- What?
1409
01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:16,753
I mean,
what do they want now?
1410
01:08:16,755 --> 01:08:19,123
It's just that those kids,
those ninos,
1411
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:21,258
they're so amazing, you know?
1412
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,860
Yeah, they are pretty cute.
1413
01:08:22,862 --> 01:08:25,762
We'll probably never see them
again after Zoey's birthday.
1414
01:08:25,764 --> 01:08:28,531
And we didn't even
get any presents for her.
1415
01:08:28,533 --> 01:08:30,500
- Not even a card.
- Well, what do we do?
1416
01:08:30,502 --> 01:08:31,902
MARK: The roads have dried up
and the stores
1417
01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:34,104
at the bottom of the mountain
are open for another hour.
1418
01:08:34,106 --> 01:08:36,173
I could copter us there
if you needed me to.
1419
01:08:36,175 --> 01:08:37,607
- Not gonna happen.
- No, that's okay. No, no, no.
1420
01:08:37,609 --> 01:08:40,144
We can make it,
if we go full out.
1421
01:08:40,146 --> 01:08:42,812
(SIGHS) Listen,
the kids wanted you to spend the night
1422
01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:45,082
to go to their birthday party
tomorrow anyway.
1423
01:08:45,084 --> 01:08:46,816
Would you mind watching them
for a little bit?
1424
01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:48,285
And not because
you're a woman.
1425
01:08:48,287 --> 01:08:49,987
Okay.
1426
01:08:49,989 --> 01:08:52,323
Thank you. Now...
1427
01:08:52,325 --> 01:08:55,059
- Where's my Redding Crew at?
- (LOUD WHISPER) Everywhere!
1428
01:08:55,061 --> 01:08:56,594
(SIREN WAILING)
1429
01:09:13,846 --> 01:09:14,912
You know what?
1430
01:09:14,914 --> 01:09:16,447
Let's get Brynn
and Will some stuff, too.
1431
01:09:16,449 --> 01:09:18,349
If we're gonna make it a party,
we should make it a good one.
1432
01:09:18,351 --> 01:09:20,250
We'll cover more ground
if we spread out.
1433
01:09:20,252 --> 01:09:21,753
- Move out!
- BOTH: Yes, sir!
1434
01:09:22,455 --> 01:09:24,656
(RUN WILD BY THUTMOSE PLAYING)
1435
01:09:33,199 --> 01:09:34,266
Hmm...
1436
01:09:36,235 --> 01:09:38,235
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1437
01:09:38,237 --> 01:09:40,170
(METAL DRAGGING)
1438
01:09:40,172 --> 01:09:42,008
(GROWLS)
1439
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:49,246
Whew. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
1440
01:09:49,248 --> 01:09:50,713
A drone.
1441
01:09:50,715 --> 01:09:52,648
Do you know if this is a good
toy for a three-year-old girl?
1442
01:09:52,650 --> 01:09:54,550
Are you sure she doesn't
want a drone?
1443
01:09:54,552 --> 01:09:56,652
Is there any world at all
1444
01:09:56,654 --> 01:09:59,423
where a three-year-old girl
would want a drone?
1445
01:09:59,425 --> 01:10:00,826
Okay. All right.
1446
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,296
Oh, gosh, yes, the bike!
1447
01:10:12,704 --> 01:10:14,572
- Excuse me, I need that.
- Hey!
1448
01:10:21,546 --> 01:10:23,082
(RINGING BELL)
1449
01:10:27,953 --> 01:10:28,954
(BELL RINGS)
1450
01:10:39,631 --> 01:10:41,699
(ALARM SIREN WAILS)
1451
01:10:46,305 --> 01:10:47,705
(ZOEY LAUGHING)
1452
01:10:49,275 --> 01:10:50,541
Equestria!
1453
01:10:50,543 --> 01:10:51,942
RODRIGO:
Oh, you know it, girl.
1454
01:10:51,944 --> 01:10:54,178
MARK: There she is,
the birthday girl.
1455
01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:56,781
- AMY: Happy birthday, Zoey.
- (ZOEY GIGGLING)
1456
01:11:00,052 --> 01:11:02,354
- RODRIGO: She's quick.
- MARK: Are you bigger today?
1457
01:11:09,661 --> 01:11:11,864
MARK: This is
beautiful, Brynn!
1458
01:11:14,433 --> 01:11:15,800
Wow.
1459
01:11:24,844 --> 01:11:26,611
BUNNY: I love you.
1460
01:11:28,514 --> 01:11:30,182
- Yay.
- (LAUGHING)
1461
01:11:31,283 --> 01:11:32,815
Cheers.
1462
01:11:32,817 --> 01:11:34,384
WILL: Look at
all these presents!
1463
01:11:34,386 --> 01:11:37,321
You know, maybe one or two in there
are for you and Brynn as well.
1464
01:11:37,323 --> 01:11:38,989
Really?
(LAUGHS) Why?
1465
01:11:38,991 --> 01:11:43,494
Well, we didn't know if we were gonna be
invited to your birthdays, so we figured,
1466
01:11:43,496 --> 01:11:45,364
let's celebrate now. Go!
1467
01:11:46,532 --> 01:11:47,799
Wow.
1468
01:11:51,470 --> 01:11:52,872
I love it.
1469
01:11:54,607 --> 01:11:56,842
RODRIGO: Will,
open this one next.
1470
01:11:58,144 --> 01:12:00,678
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHS)
1471
01:12:03,082 --> 01:12:04,448
Welcome to the team.
1472
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:06,383
- Thank you!
- Oh!
1473
01:12:06,385 --> 01:12:10,389
Hey, you ever need us,
this will help us find you.
1474
01:12:12,892 --> 01:12:15,058
- Is this a laser?
- It is.
1475
01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:17,062
Thank you,
that's so cool!
1476
01:12:24,669 --> 01:12:26,136
(CRYING SOFTLY)
1477
01:12:26,138 --> 01:12:27,705
Oh, no. Oh, no.
1478
01:12:28,641 --> 01:12:30,910
No, don't...
Don't do that.
1479
01:12:31,844 --> 01:12:33,179
No, don't do that.
1480
01:12:35,314 --> 01:12:36,746
I got you something, too.
1481
01:12:36,748 --> 01:12:38,482
I didn't want you
to feel left out.
1482
01:12:38,484 --> 01:12:40,150
- Ta-da!
- (GASPS)
1483
01:12:40,152 --> 01:12:41,451
- Whoa!
- Ow!
1484
01:12:41,453 --> 01:12:42,718
Ow!
1485
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,157
- I didn't even...
- I'm just kidding.
1486
01:12:49,061 --> 01:12:52,231
It smells a little like carbon
dioxide, but it's legit.
1487
01:12:53,465 --> 01:12:54,730
This means a lot to me.
1488
01:12:54,732 --> 01:12:57,034
Well, I did it
for the Western Spadefoot.
1489
01:12:57,036 --> 01:12:58,602
I'll be sure
to let them know.
1490
01:12:58,604 --> 01:13:00,537
Hey, Supe,
we got this for you.
1491
01:13:00,539 --> 01:13:02,074
Um, it's from everyone.
1492
01:13:05,177 --> 01:13:07,878
(CHUCKLES) It's a...
It's a T-shirt.
1493
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,914
That's Princess Celestia,
the leader of the ponies.
1494
01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:12,516
Come on. Try it on.
1495
01:13:12,518 --> 01:13:13,919
MARK: Yeah,
put it on, put it on!
1496
01:13:15,454 --> 01:13:17,087
(AWKWARD LAUGH)
1497
01:13:17,089 --> 01:13:19,656
Something like this I should
probably save for a special occasion.
1498
01:13:19,658 --> 01:13:21,757
What could be more
special than right now?
1499
01:13:21,759 --> 01:13:24,296
- Mmm-hmm.
- Fine. I'll try it on.
1500
01:13:25,097 --> 01:13:26,966
(LAUGHTER)
1501
01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:29,235
It... It's...
1502
01:13:31,103 --> 01:13:32,236
MARK: A shirt.
1503
01:13:32,238 --> 01:13:34,273
RODRIGO: See?
It fits perfectly.
1504
01:13:35,307 --> 01:13:36,540
- Oh, hey.
- MARK: Hey, guys.
1505
01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:38,774
Look at that. Look at these
stickers on these helmets.
1506
01:13:38,776 --> 01:13:41,744
Oh, look, you got...
You got Rainbow Dash.
1507
01:13:41,746 --> 01:13:45,215
- Known for her loyalty.
- Oh, thanks, guys!
1508
01:13:45,217 --> 01:13:46,917
Oh, no, you didn't.
1509
01:13:46,919 --> 01:13:49,720
No, you didn't! Shut up!
Get out of here!
1510
01:13:49,722 --> 01:13:51,221
I got Fluttershy.
1511
01:13:51,223 --> 01:13:53,523
- Known for her kindness.
- Aww.
1512
01:13:53,525 --> 01:13:55,859
Thank you, Zoey.
Oh, wait, wait.
1513
01:13:55,861 --> 01:13:58,962
Axe, you got...
Pinkie Pie?
1514
01:13:58,964 --> 01:14:00,430
MARK: What's wrong
with Pinkie Pie?
1515
01:14:00,432 --> 01:14:02,666
Nothing wrong with it.
Just that Pinkie Pie's known
1516
01:14:02,668 --> 01:14:05,803
all over the Kingdom of Equestria
for her mad-infectious laughter.
1517
01:14:06,538 --> 01:14:08,138
(CHUCKLES)
1518
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:10,009
(LAUGHING)
1519
01:14:12,911 --> 01:14:16,048
- (LAUGHING)
- Oh, my gosh. What's going on?
1520
01:14:17,349 --> 01:14:19,485
- Have you ever seen that before?
- Never seen it before!
1521
01:14:20,552 --> 01:14:22,087
(STOPS LAUGHING)
1522
01:14:25,257 --> 01:14:29,226
♪ My Little Pony
My Little Pony
1523
01:14:29,228 --> 01:14:33,263
♪ What is friendship
all about?
1524
01:14:33,265 --> 01:14:37,567
♪ My Little Pony
My Little Pony
1525
01:14:37,569 --> 01:14:42,508
♪ Friendship is magic! ♪
1526
01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:46,378
You can make sound.
1527
01:14:46,712 --> 01:14:48,111
He can sing!
1528
01:14:48,113 --> 01:14:50,480
What's everybody
doing standing around?
1529
01:14:50,482 --> 01:14:52,215
Who wants to party? Whoo!
1530
01:14:52,217 --> 01:14:53,450
Me!
1531
01:14:53,452 --> 01:14:55,454
(SHAKE SHAKE BY NESSI PLAYING)
1532
01:15:05,798 --> 01:15:08,000
- (RODRIGO GROWLS)
- (ALL YELLING)
1533
01:15:08,734 --> 01:15:10,135
JAKE: Watch it.
1534
01:15:11,437 --> 01:15:12,502
(LAUGHTER)
1535
01:15:12,504 --> 01:15:14,106
Oh! Oh! Oh...
1536
01:15:16,608 --> 01:15:18,210
JAKE: Bring it! Come on!
1537
01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:22,179
- (EXCLAIMS)
- MARK: Ow!
1538
01:15:22,181 --> 01:15:24,781
RODRIGO: Hey, hey, hold it!
You missed!
1539
01:15:24,783 --> 01:15:26,883
You missed! Sucker!
1540
01:15:26,885 --> 01:15:29,521
- JAKE: Throw! Come on, throw!
- AMY: I got it!
1541
01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:33,359
Hey, Zoey. Zoey!
1542
01:15:36,729 --> 01:15:38,028
(GROWLS)
1543
01:15:38,030 --> 01:15:40,099
WILL: I got you.
Come on, hurry.
1544
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:42,032
(YELLS)
1545
01:15:42,034 --> 01:15:44,470
- MARK: Whoa!
- (RODRIGO GROANING)
1546
01:15:47,172 --> 01:15:49,908
No, I'm fine.
I'm great. Let's go.
1547
01:16:10,729 --> 01:16:12,295
(LAUGHING)
1548
01:16:12,297 --> 01:16:15,298
Here we go now! Don't drop it,
don't drop it, don't drop it...
1549
01:16:15,300 --> 01:16:17,467
- JAKE: Don't make it fall.
- Shh!
1550
01:16:17,469 --> 01:16:19,069
- Shh!
- JAKE: Look out!
1551
01:16:19,071 --> 01:16:21,538
- Easy!
- RODRIGO: Come on, man.
1552
01:16:21,540 --> 01:16:24,608
- JAKE: Don't mess up!
- Okay, well, now it's over.
1553
01:16:24,610 --> 01:16:27,110
...the Jaws of Life.
1554
01:16:27,112 --> 01:16:28,912
AMY: Wait, is that why it's
called "the Jaws of Life"?
1555
01:16:28,914 --> 01:16:31,214
They're gonna fall in love.
1556
01:16:31,216 --> 01:16:33,950
Then they're gonna
move in together.
1557
01:16:33,952 --> 01:16:36,221
They're gonna rely
on each other for everything.
1558
01:16:37,423 --> 01:16:40,023
- Who's gonna need me now?
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1559
01:16:40,025 --> 01:16:43,295
- (WOOD PIECE DROPS)
- (WILL LAUGHS)
1560
01:16:47,232 --> 01:16:49,435
WILL: Don't drop it.
Don't drop it.
1561
01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:52,104
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1562
01:17:02,916 --> 01:17:06,351
ALL: (CHEERING)
Supe! Supe! Supe!
1563
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:09,786
MARK: Hey!
1564
01:17:09,788 --> 01:17:12,324
(ALL LAUGHING, CHATTERING)
1565
01:17:15,427 --> 01:17:17,629
This is supposed to be
a fire depot!
1566
01:17:18,597 --> 01:17:20,199
(SHRIEKS)
1567
01:17:22,936 --> 01:17:24,470
WILL: Jenga!
1568
01:17:28,507 --> 01:17:30,006
Commander Richards!
1569
01:17:30,008 --> 01:17:31,675
You said you weren't gonna
show up until tomorrow.
1570
01:17:31,677 --> 01:17:34,311
Kinda takes the surprise
out of "surprise inspection"
1571
01:17:34,313 --> 01:17:36,446
to show up
on the day I said.
1572
01:17:36,448 --> 01:17:40,250
Besides, look what
I would have missed.
1573
01:17:40,252 --> 01:17:43,689
I can see seven code
violations from where I stand.
1574
01:17:45,190 --> 01:17:46,423
You heard the Commander!
1575
01:17:46,425 --> 01:17:48,425
Who authorized
putting this stuff up anyway?
1576
01:17:48,427 --> 01:17:50,594
Um... Somebody?
1577
01:17:50,596 --> 01:17:53,098
You tell that man
to pack his bags and go!
1578
01:17:53,699 --> 01:17:55,565
Um... Okay.
1579
01:17:55,567 --> 01:17:58,903
Carson, who do these
children belong to?
1580
01:17:58,905 --> 01:18:00,639
WOMAN: Hello! Hello!
1581
01:18:03,910 --> 01:18:06,276
Oh, great.
Another party guest.
1582
01:18:06,278 --> 01:18:08,278
Patty Welch,
Child Protective Services.
1583
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:11,715
I take it these are
the children we talked about.
1584
01:18:11,717 --> 01:18:15,020
I thought you were gonna give us
the day to celebrate together.
1585
01:18:17,389 --> 01:18:20,190
I was. I told her
not to come until tomorrow.
1586
01:18:20,192 --> 01:18:21,491
I told you that!
1587
01:18:21,493 --> 01:18:23,693
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1588
01:18:23,695 --> 01:18:26,162
You see, CPS is not
a fast-food restaurant.
1589
01:18:26,164 --> 01:18:27,832
- You don't get to "have it your way."
- Tea?
1590
01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:30,233
We've been looking for these
children for the past month.
1591
01:18:30,235 --> 01:18:33,136
AXE:
♪ Happy birthday to you
1592
01:18:33,138 --> 01:18:36,007
♪ Happy birthday to you
1593
01:18:36,009 --> 01:18:40,343
♪ Happy birthday, dear Zoey
1594
01:18:40,345 --> 01:18:45,282
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
1595
01:18:45,284 --> 01:18:46,318
No!
1596
01:18:47,786 --> 01:18:49,286
(OVERLAPPING SHOUTS)
1597
01:18:49,288 --> 01:18:51,423
- (YELLING)
- MARK: I got it!
1598
01:19:02,067 --> 01:19:03,433
COMMANDER RICHARDS:
Aw, Come on!
1599
01:19:03,435 --> 01:19:05,535
I can't believe that
you are Dan Carson's boy.
1600
01:19:05,537 --> 01:19:08,271
Hey! You can't talk
to Supe like that.
1601
01:19:08,273 --> 01:19:09,573
JAKE: He's right.
1602
01:19:09,575 --> 01:19:12,309
This is what happens
when you let your guard down.
1603
01:19:12,311 --> 01:19:14,644
- Jake...
- You don't understand.
1604
01:19:14,646 --> 01:19:17,147
If I get distracted,
I can't do this job effectively.
1605
01:19:17,149 --> 01:19:18,483
Without this job...
1606
01:19:19,418 --> 01:19:20,885
What am I?
1607
01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:22,621
Now I think
I've heard enough.
1608
01:19:25,257 --> 01:19:27,225
Where are the kids?
1609
01:19:28,694 --> 01:19:29,862
RODRIGO: We had...
1610
01:19:34,266 --> 01:19:36,099
Where's my Humvee?
1611
01:19:36,101 --> 01:19:38,035
Do you have your keys?
1612
01:19:38,037 --> 01:19:40,403
- No.
- Yup, that's what she does.
1613
01:19:40,405 --> 01:19:41,738
- We should...
- Take your truck, right.
1614
01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:43,573
- MARK AND JAKE: My tires are flat.
- Mine, too!
1615
01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:44,576
I got this.
1616
01:19:46,913 --> 01:19:49,679
Brynn, what are we doing?
1617
01:19:49,681 --> 01:19:51,048
I'll figure something out.
1618
01:19:51,050 --> 01:19:53,216
- Bunny.
- I'll get you another one, Zoey.
1619
01:19:53,218 --> 01:19:54,852
- Bunny.
- We can't!
1620
01:19:54,854 --> 01:19:55,953
- Bunny!
- (GASPS)
1621
01:19:55,955 --> 01:19:57,320
(SQUEAKS)
1622
01:19:57,322 --> 01:19:59,391
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (ALL YELLING)
1623
01:20:04,831 --> 01:20:05,832
(GASPS)
1624
01:20:07,332 --> 01:20:08,700
(HUMVEE CRUNCHES)
1625
01:20:09,936 --> 01:20:11,470
(METAL CREAKING)
1626
01:20:19,811 --> 01:20:21,179
(LOUD THUD)
1627
01:20:30,056 --> 01:20:31,256
(GASPS)
1628
01:20:32,724 --> 01:20:35,394
I'm stuck. I'm stuck!
1629
01:20:36,395 --> 01:20:38,330
It's gonna be okay, Zoey.
1630
01:20:39,731 --> 01:20:41,466
Wait. I have an idea.
1631
01:20:44,569 --> 01:20:46,670
You're breaking every protocol
in the book, Superintendent.
1632
01:20:46,672 --> 01:20:48,204
With all due respect,
Commander,
1633
01:20:48,206 --> 01:20:51,042
we will look for these kids
until I know they're okay.
1634
01:20:51,044 --> 01:20:53,376
I'm ordering you
to turn this chopper around.
1635
01:20:53,378 --> 01:20:54,879
Those kids are
our responsibility.
1636
01:20:54,881 --> 01:20:57,982
- If you want out, grab a chute.
- What did you just say to me?
1637
01:20:57,984 --> 01:21:00,953
I got contact on Will,
ten o'clock!
1638
01:21:02,055 --> 01:21:03,520
On second thought,
1639
01:21:03,522 --> 01:21:05,590
- I'll grab it.
- Wait, what are you doing?
1640
01:21:12,798 --> 01:21:15,634
- BRYNN: Take Zoey and get out of here.
- The door's stuck.
1641
01:21:16,836 --> 01:21:18,336
BRYNN: Careful, Will.
1642
01:21:26,445 --> 01:21:28,780
WILL: It worked!
Jake's here.
1643
01:21:31,717 --> 01:21:33,750
Brynn's stuck in there
and she can't get out.
1644
01:21:33,752 --> 01:21:36,586
JAKE: Brynn! I'm gonna
get a line to you!
1645
01:21:36,588 --> 01:21:38,155
I can't secure the line
and hold it.
1646
01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:39,656
- Think you can get it to her?
- Yeah.
1647
01:21:39,658 --> 01:21:42,193
Zoey, sweetie, I just need you to
go sit on that rock over there.
1648
01:21:42,195 --> 01:21:45,795
Will, pass your sister this knife
and line through the window.
1649
01:21:45,797 --> 01:21:48,467
She needs to tie it
around her waist, okay?
1650
01:21:49,102 --> 01:21:51,436
You're good to go. Go.
1651
01:21:52,237 --> 01:21:54,105
Hang in there, Brynn!
1652
01:21:54,107 --> 01:21:55,307
Grab it!
1653
01:21:58,477 --> 01:22:00,746
Will, what are you doing?
Don't climb in here.
1654
01:22:02,215 --> 01:22:03,747
Will! (GRUNTS)
1655
01:22:03,749 --> 01:22:06,618
- JAKE: Get out of the car!
- Everything's gonna be okay.
1656
01:22:08,888 --> 01:22:10,455
(GRUNTING)
1657
01:22:17,796 --> 01:22:18,931
BRYNN: Jake!
1658
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:30,275
(PANTING)
1659
01:22:39,852 --> 01:22:41,518
Come on.
1660
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:43,686
Good, good, good.
Come on.
1661
01:22:43,688 --> 01:22:47,492
That's it, I got you.
Okay. I got you.
1662
01:22:50,029 --> 01:22:51,763
You're okay.
1663
01:22:52,597 --> 01:22:54,397
And you...
1664
01:22:54,399 --> 01:22:56,967
Are my hero.
You did great!
1665
01:22:56,969 --> 01:22:58,135
My hero.
1666
01:22:58,137 --> 01:23:00,703
Oh, man. Oh!
1667
01:23:00,705 --> 01:23:02,707
- WILL: I love you.
- BRYNN: I love you.
1668
01:23:04,110 --> 01:23:05,978
(ALL CRYING)
1669
01:23:08,313 --> 01:23:09,882
I thought you never cried.
1670
01:23:10,649 --> 01:23:12,116
Please don't tell anybody.
1671
01:23:12,118 --> 01:23:13,349
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1672
01:23:13,351 --> 01:23:15,353
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1673
01:23:43,149 --> 01:23:45,615
- RODRIGO: Here, take this one.
- MARK: Okay, got it.
1674
01:23:45,617 --> 01:23:47,750
- RODRIGO: And this one.
- MARK: Mmm-hmm.
1675
01:23:47,752 --> 01:23:49,989
- Nice.
- And this one.
1676
01:23:51,656 --> 01:23:54,791
...'cause the sun
is really great. Yeah.
1677
01:23:54,793 --> 01:23:56,961
I'm really impressed
with how you took care
1678
01:23:56,963 --> 01:23:58,461
of your brother and sister.
1679
01:23:58,463 --> 01:24:01,298
Most people would not
do that. You're...
1680
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,834
- You're awesome.
- Thanks.
1681
01:24:03,836 --> 01:24:05,370
(SIGHS)
1682
01:24:06,605 --> 01:24:08,373
All right, come here.
1683
01:24:13,312 --> 01:24:16,813
One day, I'm gonna be
a hero, just like you.
1684
01:24:16,815 --> 01:24:18,414
You already are,
little brotherman.
1685
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:20,150
You already are.
Come on, put it right there.
1686
01:24:20,152 --> 01:24:22,485
Ah... Yeah!
1687
01:24:22,487 --> 01:24:23,923
BOTH: Smokejumpers!
1688
01:24:25,324 --> 01:24:26,791
(SIGHS)
1689
01:24:33,099 --> 01:24:35,332
- I don't think so.
- (GROWLS)
1690
01:24:35,334 --> 01:24:36,903
Okay, she can
hold it for a bit.
1691
01:24:41,473 --> 01:24:43,606
- Thank you.
- BUNNY: I love you.
1692
01:24:43,608 --> 01:24:45,810
(EVERYTHING'S CHANGING
BY PLASTIC HOTELS PLAYING)
1693
01:24:54,954 --> 01:24:56,055
That's for you.
1694
01:24:56,688 --> 01:24:57,888
Can you draw me something?
1695
01:24:57,890 --> 01:25:00,059
Sure. I'll draw you
with hair.
1696
01:25:03,129 --> 01:25:04,663
Where's Supe?
1697
01:25:09,969 --> 01:25:11,203
(SOFT KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1698
01:25:12,470 --> 01:25:15,141
- Sir.
- No. As you were.
1699
01:25:17,877 --> 01:25:19,542
Look, Carson...
1700
01:25:19,544 --> 01:25:22,781
You said earlier,
if you had any distractions,
1701
01:25:23,448 --> 01:25:24,681
you couldn't do this job.
1702
01:25:24,683 --> 01:25:26,185
I don't think
that's true.
1703
01:25:27,519 --> 01:25:31,021
The people you care about
and that care about you
1704
01:25:31,023 --> 01:25:32,522
aren't distractions.
1705
01:25:32,524 --> 01:25:35,061
They're the thing
that keeps you going.
1706
01:25:36,594 --> 01:25:39,595
I know we got off
to a rocky start.
1707
01:25:39,597 --> 01:25:43,133
But after seeing
what you did back there,
1708
01:25:43,135 --> 01:25:47,171
there's no doubt in my mind
that you're the man for the job.
1709
01:25:47,173 --> 01:25:48,506
Thank you, sir.
1710
01:25:50,809 --> 01:25:52,011
Let me know.
1711
01:25:54,413 --> 01:25:55,780
(DOOR OPENS)
1712
01:25:58,284 --> 01:25:59,651
(DOOR SHUTS)
1713
01:26:13,933 --> 01:26:16,632
Oh, here he is!
Let's wrap this up.
1714
01:26:16,634 --> 01:26:19,003
Come on, guys,
get out. It's all right.
1715
01:26:19,005 --> 01:26:20,904
Okay, come on. Get out.
Everybody out.
1716
01:26:20,906 --> 01:26:23,040
Patty, are you familiar
with the Safe Haven Law?
1717
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:26,045
That is a stupid question.
Yes, of course I am.
1718
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:31,315
Children cannot be relinquished until
the proper authorities are involved.
1719
01:26:31,317 --> 01:26:34,118
Yeah. I am
the proper authority.
1720
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:37,321
Don't leave. Stay. With me.
1721
01:26:37,323 --> 01:26:39,822
You mean here?
In the depot?
1722
01:26:39,824 --> 01:26:42,359
I don't live here full-time.
I have a house.
1723
01:26:42,361 --> 01:26:43,863
ALL: You do?
1724
01:26:44,562 --> 01:26:46,030
You do?
1725
01:26:46,032 --> 01:26:49,266
Yeah... Hello. This is not
how adoption works.
1726
01:26:49,268 --> 01:26:53,003
Okay? First of all, there's paperwork,
interviews, background checks.
1727
01:26:53,005 --> 01:26:56,539
Yeah. Get it all started.
I'm not going anywhere.
1728
01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:58,909
And I have three children
I am not relinquishing.
1729
01:26:58,911 --> 01:27:02,012
What about
your big dream job?
1730
01:27:02,014 --> 01:27:04,781
Somebody told me once that
kids are kind of like fire.
1731
01:27:04,783 --> 01:27:09,086
You can't control them, you just got to
contain 'em till they burn themselves out.
1732
01:27:09,088 --> 01:27:11,190
That sounds like
a dream job to me.
1733
01:27:12,058 --> 01:27:13,159
Right?
1734
01:27:17,063 --> 01:27:19,231
(ALL TEASING, CHEERING)
1735
01:27:21,467 --> 01:27:22,667
AMY: Oh!
1736
01:27:25,737 --> 01:27:27,504
- (CROAKING)
- Come on, everybody,
1737
01:27:27,506 --> 01:27:29,106
we don't have
a second to lose.
1738
01:27:29,108 --> 01:27:30,276
Let's do this.
1739
01:27:36,148 --> 01:27:39,085
Okay, everybody, we gotta be
at the courthouse by 1400...
1740
01:27:39,351 --> 01:27:40,785
2:00.
1741
01:27:44,756 --> 01:27:47,226
- (SIREN WAILS)
- (HORN HONKS)
1742
01:27:49,428 --> 01:27:52,231
Hey! What's up?
Come on, man!
1743
01:27:53,032 --> 01:27:54,100
Here we go!
1744
01:27:54,632 --> 01:27:55,968
(LAUGHS)
1745
01:27:56,836 --> 01:27:58,003
Ta-da!
1746
01:28:00,539 --> 01:28:02,007
Here comes the bride.
1747
01:28:02,508 --> 01:28:03,773
Alexa, play BTS.
1748
01:28:03,775 --> 01:28:05,675
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Burning Up Fire by BTS.
1749
01:28:05,677 --> 01:28:07,880
(FIRE BY BTS PLAYING)
1750
01:28:29,101 --> 01:28:30,336
Sparkle Pony!
1751
01:28:30,903 --> 01:28:33,137
Sparkle Pony, hurray!
1752
01:28:33,139 --> 01:28:34,238
All right...
1753
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:37,640
- Where's my Wedding Crew at?
- ALL: Everywhere!
1754
01:28:37,642 --> 01:28:39,011
Move out!
1755
01:28:41,679 --> 01:28:43,213
You ready to be Mrs. Fun?
1756
01:28:43,215 --> 01:28:45,217
That's Doctor Fun, Mister.
1757
01:28:48,587 --> 01:28:50,356
Yeah, hit it,
hit it. Hit it.
1758
01:28:57,496 --> 01:28:59,563
- Whoo! Look at that!
- (WOLF WHISTLE)
1759
01:28:59,565 --> 01:29:02,332
- Look at that!
- Oh, my God!
1760
01:29:02,334 --> 01:29:03,768
Killin' it,
killin' it!
1761
01:29:19,985 --> 01:29:22,286
(AS DARTH VADER)
Don't underestimate the powers
1762
01:29:22,288 --> 01:29:24,754
- of the dark side of the Force.
- (LAUGHTER)
1763
01:29:24,756 --> 01:29:26,358
(GROANING)
1764
01:29:27,593 --> 01:29:28,861
(INHALES)
1765
01:29:30,396 --> 01:29:31,761
There's too much.
1766
01:29:31,763 --> 01:29:33,332
That's not a real child.
1767
01:29:38,736 --> 01:29:41,939
Look at me. Look at me.
Stay with me.
1768
01:29:41,941 --> 01:29:44,141
(GAGS)
No, that's a...
1769
01:29:44,143 --> 01:29:45,808
...to collect water
for the dumps...
1770
01:29:45,810 --> 01:29:47,044
- For their dumps.
- WOMAN: Yeah.
1771
01:29:47,046 --> 01:29:49,079
(GIGGLING) I'm not gonna
be able to say that line.
1772
01:29:49,081 --> 01:29:52,282
You will not use Fisher Lake to
collect water for their dumps.
1773
01:29:52,284 --> 01:29:55,986
And now it looks like you're
gonna have to sign it, too.
1774
01:29:55,988 --> 01:29:57,421
...to collect water
for their dumps.
1775
01:29:57,423 --> 01:30:00,392
And now it looks like I'm
gonna have to... (LAUGHING)
1776
01:30:01,793 --> 01:30:03,162
(GIGGLING)
1777
01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:09,168
Does he always
carry that axe?
1778
01:30:12,972 --> 01:30:15,005
- Why y'all looking at me?
- (CRACKING UP)
1779
01:30:15,007 --> 01:30:17,409
Because you're supposed
to give an answer.
1780
01:30:18,644 --> 01:30:21,178
MAN: Keep rolling,
the same spot for John.
1781
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:23,849
And action.
1782
01:30:29,455 --> 01:30:32,057
You were given a chance.
You were given an opportunity...
1783
01:30:35,294 --> 01:30:36,994
(LAUGHTER)
1784
01:30:36,996 --> 01:30:38,829
Did I get out of frame?
1785
01:30:38,831 --> 01:30:40,897
I can do it better!
Don't... I know I can.
1786
01:30:40,899 --> 01:30:43,300
- I can't do it better.
- I know he cannot.
1787
01:30:43,302 --> 01:30:44,303
(LAUGHTER)
1788
01:30:45,537 --> 01:30:47,537
(EXHALING) Millennials!
1789
01:30:47,539 --> 01:30:48,739
(CRACKING UP)
1790
01:30:48,741 --> 01:30:50,340
Superintendent Jake Carson.
1791
01:30:50,342 --> 01:30:52,542
And you can call me that,
the whole thing.
1792
01:30:52,544 --> 01:30:54,011
This is...
1793
01:30:54,013 --> 01:30:55,879
- Uh...
- This is Keegan. He left.
1794
01:30:55,881 --> 01:30:57,383
Captain, did you...
1795
01:30:58,550 --> 01:31:00,617
Excuse me... Sir.
1796
01:31:00,619 --> 01:31:02,488
(LAUGHING)
1797
01:31:03,055 --> 01:31:04,154
(GRUNTS)
1798
01:31:04,156 --> 01:31:06,425
Hey, we made it.
Let's go eat.
1799
01:31:07,826 --> 01:31:09,428
- (BALLOON POPS)
- (SCREAMS)
1800
01:31:11,263 --> 01:31:14,665
(CRYING) Oh, my God,
he would be so...
1801
01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:16,935
Big Dan would be
so proud.
1802
01:31:18,137 --> 01:31:19,471
(SOBBING)
1803
01:31:26,712 --> 01:31:28,247
(WAILING)
1804
01:31:41,794 --> 01:31:43,329
(SCREAMING)
1805
01:31:50,446 --> 01:31:55,446
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