1 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,818 ( moaning ) 2 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,047 HEY, YOU WANT TO HEAR MY SHORT STORY NOW? 3 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,182 HUH? 4 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,157 I COULD READ IT TO YOU. 5 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:12,560 YOU MEAN, AGAIN? 6 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,497 I CHANGED THE ENDING A LITTLE. 7 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:25,172 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S THE SAME 8 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,207 BUT LONGER. 9 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:31,479 I THINK IT'S BETTER. MORE... RAW. 10 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:35,182 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST READ THE ENDING. 11 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,618 BUT IT WON'T MAKE SENSE 12 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:40,220 IF YOU HEAR IT OUT OF CONTEXT. 13 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:47,561 I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS. IT WAS GOOD. 14 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:54,702 SO YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY NEW ENDING? 15 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,773 YOU'LL READ IT IN CLASS TOMORROW. 16 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,476 SURPRISE ME. 17 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,545 ANYWAY, I HAVE TO GO. 18 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,281 I PROMISED MELINDA I'D HELP HER WITH HER ORAL. 19 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:22,296 YOU'RE TIRED OF ME, I CAN TELL. 20 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:25,333 MARCUS, I'M TIRED, THAT'S ALL. 21 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,703 YOU'VE LOST INTEREST. 22 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:33,641 YOU HARDLY EVEN SWEAT ANYMORE WHEN WE HAVE SEX. 23 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,310 I WAS NEVER MUCH OF A SWEATER, YOU KNOW THAT. 24 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,746 LOOK, VI, 25 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,848 I DON'T BLAME YOU. YOU FEEL PITY NOW. 26 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:44,385 PLEASURE ISN'T THERE ANYMORE. 27 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,588 THE KINKINESS IS GONE. 28 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,727 YOU'VE BECOME KIND. 29 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:13,146 "WHEN HE SAW HER, 30 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:17,317 IT WAS AS IF HE COULD WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 31 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,187 HIS LEGS DIDN'T SWING, 32 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:23,657 HIS ARMS DIDN'T SPAZ AWAY. 33 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,994 HE WASN'T A FREAK ANYMORE, 34 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,698 FOR SHE MADE HIM FORGET HIS AFFLICTION. 35 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:35,068 NO MORE CEREBRAL PALSY. 36 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:40,007 FROM NOW ON, CP STOOD FOR... 37 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,476 'CEREBRAL PERSON.' 38 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,348 HE WAS A CEREBRAL PERSON." 39 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,473 I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, MARCUS. 40 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,174 REALLY... 41 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,910 MOVING AND EMOTIONAL. 42 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,814 I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL, TOO. 43 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,283 Student #1: AND, I MEAN, 44 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:26,987 REALLY GOOD WORD CHOICES. 45 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:30,323 IT KIND OF REMINDED ME A LITTLE OF FAULKNER, 46 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:33,293 BUT EAST COAST AND DISABLED. 47 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:38,398 OR FLANNERY O'CONNOR. SHE HAD MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS. 48 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,502 AND BORGES-- HE WAS BLIND. 49 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,506 UPDIKE HAS PSORIASIS. 50 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,044 MAYBE I'M WRONG, 51 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,813 BUT... 52 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,282 I'M AFRAID I FOUND THE WHOLE THING 53 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,618 TO BE A LITTLE TRITE. 54 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:00,788 ITS EARNESTNESS IS... 55 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:04,992 WELL... IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 56 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:09,763 THOSE ADJECTIVES ARE FLATFOOTED AND REDUNDANT. 57 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,865 I'M SORRY, I MEAN... 58 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,635 ANYWAY, DON'T-- WHAT DO I KNOW? 59 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,904 DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY. 60 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,906 I MEAN... 61 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,210 ANYONE ELSE? 62 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,383 CATHERINE IS RIGHT. 63 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,887 YOUR STORY IS A PIECE OF SHIT. 64 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:37,090 YOU EXPRESS NOTHING BUT BANALITIES, 65 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,393 AND, FORMALLY SPEAKING, ARE UNABLE TO CONSTRUCT 66 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,295 A SINGLE COMPELLING SENTENCE. 67 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,766 YOU RIDE ON A WAVE OF CLICHES SO WORN, IN FACT, 68 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,068 IT ACTUALLY APPROACHES A LEVEL OF GROTESQUERIE. 69 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:52,706 AND YOUR SUBTITLE-- "THE RAWNESS OF TRUTH"-- 70 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,111 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE OF SOME SORT? 71 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:02,550 OR ARE YOU JUST BEING PRETENTIOUS? 72 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,527 OKAY. 73 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,667 WHO'S NEXT? 74 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,277 Vi: MARCUS, WAIT UP! 75 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,079 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 76 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,047 DON'T BE SO UPSET, IT'S OKAY. 77 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,283 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WHAT'S OKAY? 78 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:39,753 - HE HATED MY STORY ALSO. - YOU STORY WAS TERRIBLE. 79 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,723 MARCUS, YOU'LL WRITE SOMETHING BETTER NEXT TIME. 80 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:46,293 PATRONIZING FUCK! IF YOU HAD BEEN HONEST WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, 81 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:49,362 I WOULDN'T HAVE READ IT. I KNEW IT WAS SHIT, 82 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,364 BUT LIKE AN IDIOT, I BELIEVED YOU. 83 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,166 THAT'S NOT FAIR, I WAS HONEST. 84 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,903 JUST BECAUSE I WASN'T SUCKING UP LIKE THAT BITCH, CATHERINE-- 85 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,839 I SURE DIDN'T HEAR YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION WHEN IT MATTERED. 86 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:02,042 I ADMIT IT, I WAS SCARED. 87 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,178 I WAS SHOCKED, IN FACT, BY WHAT HE SAID. 88 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,147 HE'S SO CONVINCING. 89 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,884 I'M SORRY IF I LET YOU DOWN, BUT REALLY... 90 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,786 I STILL SAY HE'S JUST ONE OPINION. 91 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,689 I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIS BOOKS THAT MUCH. THEY'RE ALL SO... 92 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,758 AGGRESSIVELY CONFRONTATIONAL. 93 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,794 I DON'T CARE IF HE'S WON THE PULITZER PRIZE. 94 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:29,002 YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK HIM, LIKE CATHERINE 95 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,205 AND EVERY OTHER WHITE CUNT ON CAMPUS. 96 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,681 MARCUS, YOU CAN'T JUST UNILATERALLY DECIDE TO END THINGS. 97 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:44,618 THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, A FRIENDSHIP. 98 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,620 YOU DON'T JUST-- 99 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,156 FUCK YOU! 100 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:52,325 FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! 101 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,261 ( sobbing ) 102 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,030 VI, ARE YOU OKAY? 103 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,333 YES, I'M OKAY. I'M TOTALLY OKAY. 104 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,080 ( sobbing continues ) 105 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,816 YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 106 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,551 I KNOW THAT. 107 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,655 FUCKING CRIPPLE. 108 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,324 WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME WITH UNDERGRADS? 109 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,326 THEY'RE ALL SO... 110 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,562 JUVENILE! 111 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,232 I JUST THOUGHT MARCUS WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 112 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,835 I MEAN, HE'S GOT CP. 113 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,210 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? 114 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,980 I DON'T KNOW. GO TO A BAR, 115 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,949 GET LAID, WHATEVER. 116 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,786 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I'LL BE JUST FINE. 117 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,339 Bartender: WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 118 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,274 I'LL JUST HAVE A BEER. 119 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,782 HERE YOU GO. 120 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,359 HI. 121 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,834 HELLO, VI. 122 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,405 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 123 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,943 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 124 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,147 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN... 125 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,084 I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE, THAT'S ALL. 126 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,989 WELL... 127 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,861 NOW YOU HAVE. 128 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,897 YEAH. 129 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,401 THEN, ARE YOU ALONE? 130 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,038 UM-HMM. 131 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,875 CAN I JOIN YOU? 132 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,291 THANKS. 133 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,332 WELL... 134 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:23,203 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH THE CLASS. 135 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,407 I KNOW YOU MUST HEAR THIS ALL THE TIME, 136 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,742 BUT I'M ALSO A GREAT ADMIRER OF YOUR WORK. 137 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,612 "A SUNDAY LYNCHING" ESPECIALLY... 138 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,848 REALLY... 139 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,317 SPOKE TO ME. 140 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,354 GOD, I HOPE I'M NOT EMBARRASSING YOU. 141 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,361 YOU'RE NOT. 142 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,965 GOOD. 143 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,534 BECAUSE... 144 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,204 I REALLY AGREED WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAD TO SAY LAST WEEK 145 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,406 ABOUT HOW BAD MY STORY WAS. 146 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,408 THAT'S GOOD. 147 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,912 I ALSO AGREED WITH WHAT YOU SAID TODAY 148 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,846 ABOUT MARCUS' STORY. 149 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,149 IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT. 150 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,789 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN. 151 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,927 THANK YOU. 152 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:30,603 CATHERINE SEEMS LIKE SHE MIGHT BECOME A REALLY GOOD WRITER. 153 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,241 MAYBE. 154 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,578 SHE'S OKAY. 155 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,085 AREN'T YOU GOING OUT WITH CATHERINE? 156 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,688 I'M SORRY, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 157 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,490 I DIDN'T MEAN... 158 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,426 I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH CATHERINE. 159 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,165 OH. 160 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,574 DO YOU THINK I HAVE POTENTIAL AS A WRITER? 161 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,447 NO. 162 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,054 THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST. 163 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,702 I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU. 164 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,353 CAN I JUST FRESHEN UP FOR A SECOND? 165 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,591 IT'S OVER THERE. 166 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,493 THANKS. 167 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,793 ( whispering ) DON'T BE A RACIST. 168 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,763 ( repeating ) DON'T BE A RACIST. DON'T BE A RACIST... 169 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,582 IT'S REALLY A NICE PLACE YOU HAVE. 170 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,553 ( nervous chuckle ) IS THE RENT HIGH? 171 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,225 TAKE OFF YOUR TOP. 172 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,744 NOW... 173 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,548 TAKE OFF THE REST. 174 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,876 TURN AROUND. 175 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,390 ( buckle rattles ) 176 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,561 BEND OVER. 177 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,353 ( heavy breathing ) 178 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,458 Professor: SAY... 179 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,295 "NIGGER, FUCK ME." 180 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:06,198 Vi: BUT I CAN'T SAY THAT. 181 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,336 SAY... 182 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,504 - NI... - NI... 183 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,309 - ...GGER. - ...GGER. 184 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,812 - SAY, "NIGGER." - NIGGER. 185 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,081 "FUCK ME HARD." 186 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,351 FUCK-- ME-- HARD. 187 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,586 SAY, "NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD." 188 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:30,957 NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD. 189 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,759 AGAIN. 190 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,395 NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD. 191 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,364 - AGAIN. - NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD. 192 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,766 - AGAIN. - NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD. 193 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,969 - ( grunts ) AGAIN. - NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD. 194 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,438 - AGAIN! - NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD. 195 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,875 - AGAIN! - NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD! 196 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,596 FREAK. 197 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,834 ( knock on door ) 198 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,356 CAN I COME IN? 199 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,310 YOU'RE ALL... 200 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,913 SWEATY. 201 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,822 Vi: "SO JOHN FLIPPED HER AROUND, 202 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:13,392 AND SLAMMED HER AGAINST THE WALL. 203 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:17,430 JANE BRACED HERSELF. 204 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,432 SHE THOUGHT ABOUT HER MOTHER. 205 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,634 SHE THOUGHT ABOUT PETER. 206 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,370 SHE THOUGHT ABOUT GOD... 207 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,639 AND RAPE. 208 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,108 SAY, 'FUCK ME, NIGGER, 209 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,010 FUCK ME HARD.' 210 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,413 JOHN'S FLESH ABRADED HER SOFT SKIN. 211 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,083 THERE WOULD BE MARKS. 212 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,751 SHE ACQUIESCED 213 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,654 AND SAID WHAT HE ASKED HER TO SAY, 214 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,724 AND DID WHAT HE ASKED HER TO DO. 215 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,661 SHE HAD ENTERED COLLEGE WITH HOPE, 216 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,230 WITH DIGNITY, 217 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,702 BUT SHE WOULD GRADUATE AS A WHORE." 218 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:08,214 WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO UGLY, 219 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:12,418 WRITE ABOUT SUCH UGLY CHARACTERS? IT'S PERVERTED. 220 00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:15,655 I KNOW YOU ALL THINK I'M BEING PRISSY, 221 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:19,125 BUT I DON'T CARE. I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A CERTAIN WAY, 222 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,127 AND THIS IS... 223 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,263 MEAN-SPIRITED. 224 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:27,534 YEAH. WELL... 225 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:30,136 IT DID SEEM A LITTLE... 226 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,971 AFFECTED. 227 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:36,308 LIKE BY USING TABOO LANGUAGE, YOU WERE TRYING 228 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,879 TO SHOCK US ABOUT THE HOLLOWNESS OF YOUR CHARACTERS. 229 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,050 I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE BIT RACIST. 230 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,153 IT WAS COMPLETELY RACIST. 231 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,823 BEYOND THAT, I FELT DEEPLY OFFENDED AS A WOMAN. 232 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,859 AS IF WOMEN COULD ONLY OPERATE 233 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,194 FROM EXPERIENCES OF OBJECTIFICATION. 234 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:59,165 - TOTALLY PHALLOCENTRIC. - SO WEIRDLY MISOGYNISTIC. 235 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,601 WHY DOES JANE GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 236 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:04,537 IS SHE STUPID? 237 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,306 HEY, BUT WASN'T THIS A RAPE? 238 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:10,176 OR DID I MISS SOMETHING? 239 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,580 I'M CONFUSED, BECAUSE IF THIS WAS A RAPE, 240 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:16,783 THEN WHY WOULD SHE BE A WHORE? 241 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:22,889 IT WAS CONFESSIONAL, YET DISHONEST. 242 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:26,358 JANE PRETENDS TO BE HORRIFIED BY THE SEXUALITY 243 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,895 THAT SHE IN FACT FETISHIZES. 244 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,030 SHE SUBSUMES HERSELF TO THE MYTH 245 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,065 OF BLACK MALE SEXUAL POTENCY, 246 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,034 BUT THEN DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH. 247 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,705 SHE THINKS SHE RESPECTS AFRO-AMERICANS, 248 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,907 AND THINKS THEY'RE COOL AND EXOTIC-- 249 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:43,576 WHAT A NOTCH HE'D MAKE IN HER BELT-- 250 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,913 BUT OF COURSE, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO A MANDINGO CLICHE, 251 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,916 AND HE CALLS HER ON IT. 252 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,685 IN CLASSIC RACIST TRADITION, 253 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,553 SHE DEMONIZES, THEN RUNS FOR COVER. 254 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:58,290 BUT THEN, HOW COULD SHE BEHAVE OTHERWISE? 255 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,493 SHE'S JUST A SPOILED SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL 256 00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:04,296 WITH A BENETTON RAINBOW COMPLEX. 257 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:07,900 IT'S JUST MY OPINION, AND WHAT DO I KNOW, 258 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,904 BUT I THINK IT'S A CALLOW PIECE OF WRITING. 259 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:17,944 CALLOW... AND COY. 260 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:22,014 JANE WANTS MORE, BUT ISN'T HONEST ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT. 261 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:25,084 IN THE END SHE RETURNS TO THE SAFETY OF HER CRIPPLED-- 262 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:29,889 TRANSLATION, SEXUALLY IMPOTENT-- BOYFRIEND. 263 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:33,192 THIS IS BULLSHIT! HER STORY WAS THE TRUTH! 264 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:36,162 - RIGHT. - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE! 265 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,297 - IT'S CLICHED. - IT'S DISGUSTING. 266 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,867 BUT IT HAPPENED! 267 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:49,075 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, VI, 268 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,443 BECAUSE ONCE YOU START WRITING, 269 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,412 IT ALL BECOMES FICTION. 270 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,347 STILL... 271 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:59,585 IT CERTAINLY IS AN IMPROVEMENT OVER YOUR LAST STORY. 272 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,487 THERE IS NOW AT LEAST 273 00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:04,323 A BEGINNING, A MIDDLE, 274 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:07,026 AND AN END. 275 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:28,748 Woman: "TOBY, I JUST KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A MOVIE STAR. 276 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,283 PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME WHEN YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP. 277 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:35,387 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. PAM." 278 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:45,664 ( touch tones ) 279 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,276 - Woman: Hello? - HELLO. 280 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,978 IS THIS PAM? 281 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,848 - Who is this? - TOBY OXMAN. 282 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:05,617 Toby? Oh, hi. How are you? 283 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,554 I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU? 284 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,791 - Great. - GREAT! 285 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:16,062 - So what's going on? - THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK YOU. 286 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:18,697 But you called. 287 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,333 OH, YEAH. 288 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,002 WELL... 289 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:26,172 I WAS JUST CALLING 290 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,240 BECAUSE, WELL... 291 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,442 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU STILL REMEMBERED ME, 292 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,511 WHICH I GUESS YOU DO. 293 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:34,947 Yeah. 294 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,086 SO, LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE. THE YEAR 2000! 295 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,088 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 296 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,791 DID YOU EVER THINK WE WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE IT? 297 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,994 Well, yeah. 298 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:51,030 So are you still acting? 299 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:56,402 NO. NOT ANYMORE. 300 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,370 NO, 301 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:00,739 I KIND OF CAME TO TERMS WITH MYSELF. 302 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,843 I REALIZED I HAD DONE WHAT I HAD TO DO, 303 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,012 AND IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON. 304 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:10,149 - ( toilet flushes ) - What did you do after you gave up on acting? 305 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:14,253 I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT. 306 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:17,389 - I believe it. - WELL, IT WAS REALLY... 307 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:21,327 ALL KIND OF A JOKE AND A RIP-OFF, THE WHOLE THING, 308 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,730 - SO I DROPPED OUT. - That's too bad. 309 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,765 WELL, BUT THEN IT GOT ME WRITING, 310 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,767 SO THAT WAS A GOOD THING. 311 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,769 Anything I might know about? 312 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,604 WELL... 313 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,407 I KIND OF LET THINGS GO ON THIS NOVEL I'D BEEN REALLY INTO. 314 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:39,145 THE WHOLE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY IS TOTALLY CORRUPT. 315 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:41,513 REALLY, IT'S FINISHED. 316 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,349 That's too bad. 317 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:46,252 I WORKED OVER AT A HOMELESS SHELTER FOR A WHILE, 318 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,587 DROVE A CAB TO PAY THE RENT, 319 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:50,823 BUT THAT WAS... 320 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:52,691 I MEAN, I HAVE SOME DIGNITY. 321 00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:55,828 That's good. So then what do you do now? 322 00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,830 I'M A DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER. 323 00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:59,631 Oh? Anything I might have seen? 324 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,768 NOT YET. I'M HOPING TO GET A GRANT 325 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:05,905 FOR THIS ONE PROJECT ON TEENAGERS. 326 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:09,308 REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS? 327 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:12,244 Yeah, you didn't want to take me to the prom. 328 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,348 I-- I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 329 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:19,118 I do. 330 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:22,821 WELL-- BUT IT WAS SO LONG AGO. 331 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,224 WE WERE SO DIFFERENT BACK THEN. 332 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,529 WELL, ANYWAY... 333 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,332 I'M LOOKING FOR SUBJECTS FOR THIS DOCUMENTARY 334 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,135 ON TEENAGE LIFE IN SUBURBIA. 335 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:39,405 IT'S KIND OF AN EXPLORATION OF THE PSYCHE, 336 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,040 OF ITS MYTHOLOGY. 337 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,543 I WROTE TO DERRIDA TO SEE IF HE'D LIKE TO DO THE NARRATION, 338 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:48,280 BUT EVERYTHING'S STILL KIND OF IN DEVELOPMENT AT THIS POINT. 339 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,949 Huh. 340 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:52,985 I WORK IN A SHOE STORE RIGHT NOW. 341 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:56,188 BUT IT'S COOL, I'M NOT ASHAMED. 342 00:30:56,188 --> 00:31:01,093 I HAVE A MUCH STRONGER SENSE OF SELF NOW. 343 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,695 AND ANYWAY, IT'S REALLY VERY TEMPORARY. 344 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,032 - That's good. - YEAH. 345 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:09,868 SO ANYWAY, TELL ME, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 346 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,105 I'D HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT YOU WERE PRODUCING MOVIES. 347 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:15,107 Yeah, but not anymore. 348 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:19,311 OH. TIRED OF LIFE IN THE FAST LANE? 349 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,182 YEAH. 350 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:27,386 SO, YOU'RE... 351 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,655 MARRIED? 352 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,390 - Yeah. - HUH. 353 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,226 - KIDS? - Yeah. 354 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,363 - HOW MANY? - Three. 355 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:41,367 GREAT. HOW OLD ARE THEY? 356 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,970 EIGHT, SIX, AND FOUR. 357 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:47,473 WOW, THAT REALLY IS GREAT. 358 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,409 IN A FEW YEARS, WHO KNOWS? 359 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,644 MAYBE THEY'LL WANT TO BE IN MY DOCUMENTARY. 360 00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:56,148 Listen, Toby, I can't really talk right now. 361 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,150 Do you mind if I call you back? 362 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,019 - YEAH, SURE. - Okay. Bye. 363 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,221 - ( phone clicks ) - OKAY, BYE. 364 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:11,097 MAYBE SHE HAS CALLER ID. 365 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:17,636 Man: DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES? 366 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,273 NO, NOT REALLY. 367 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,010 ANY BOOKS YOU LIKE TO READ FOR FUN? 368 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:26,979 NO. 369 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,418 ( sighs ) 370 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,953 HOW 'BOUT THOSE UNDERGROUND COMICS? 371 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,590 I HATE READING. 372 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,264 ALL RIGHT, SCOOBY, LET'S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. 373 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:48,534 WITH YOUR ATTITUDE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IN ANYWHERE. 374 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,104 OKAY. 375 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,173 "OKAY." 376 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:57,743 SO YOU JUST DON'T CARE? 377 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:05,551 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, NOT AS YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, 378 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,386 BUT AS A FRIEND. 379 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,755 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? 380 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,091 WHAT KIND OF LONG-TERM GOALS 381 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,793 CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE? 382 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:17,196 I DON'T KNOW. 383 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,998 COME ON, YOU CAN TALK TO ME. 384 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,434 TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 385 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,272 I MEAN, 386 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:29,007 I WANT TO BE ON TV. 387 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:33,479 MAYBE HAVE A TALK SHOW OR SOMETHING, 388 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:36,648 LIKE CONAN OR EARLY LETTERMAN. 389 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:40,452 UH-HUH. HOW IS IT YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE THIS GOAL? 390 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:46,358 I DON'T KNOW. SEE IF I HAVE ANY CONNECTIONS? 391 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,829 ( loud music playing ) * Island girl * 392 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,699 * What you wanting with the white man's world? * 393 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,734 ( music muffled ) 394 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,883 DID YOU KNOCK ON HIS DOOR? 395 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,520 YES, BUT HE JUST SHOUTED AT ME 396 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,788 AND USED THE "F" WORD. 397 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,890 SCOOBY, DINNER! 398 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:24,130 WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN BEING HYPNOTIZED AFTER DINNER? 399 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,265 All: NO. 400 00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:36,775 LET'S JUST START. 401 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:39,611 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT KID. 402 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,614 - MAYBE HE'S GAY. - DON'T EVER SAY THAT. 403 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,083 - WHAT IF HE IS? - HE ISN'T. 404 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,618 MARTY, IGNORE HIM. 405 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:50,689 HE'S VEGETARIAN, DOESN'T DO SPORTS-- 406 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:51,857 BRADY! 407 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:54,693 AND EVEN IF HE IS... 408 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:56,628 GAY PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE TOO, YOU KNOW. 409 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,097 YOU'RE JUST BEING PREJUDICED. 410 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,799 I DON'T CARE IF HE'S GAY. 411 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:03,101 I'M COOL. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE TO SHARE HIS ROOM. 412 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,003 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DOES IN HIS ROOM 413 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:07,573 THAT'S SO INTERESTING HE DOESN'T COME DOWN FOR DINNER. 414 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:10,075 MAYBE HE'S BUILDING A BOMB, JUST LIKE-- 415 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:11,877 DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. 416 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:15,881 I'M SERIOUS. WHAT HAPPENS IF HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL? 417 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:18,417 - ( loud crash ) - THAT'S IT, I'M GOING IN THERE. 418 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,719 Scooby: FUCK! WAS ANYONE IN MY ROOM TODAY? 419 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,521 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 420 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,756 ( footsteps approach ) 421 00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,862 MY CD CASE LIKE TOTALLY COLLAPSED. 422 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:34,666 I HAVE TO RE-CATALOG ALL WEEKEND. 423 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,572 HEY, CAN YOU PASS THE SALAD OVER? 424 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:43,542 STEAK'S REALLY GOOD TONIGHT. 425 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:45,811 GOOD. 426 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,079 - YOU HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK? - I DON'T KNOW. 427 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:51,217 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU EITHER GOT A LOT OR YOU DON'T. 428 00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:53,051 - WHAT'S NOT TO KNOW? - MARTY. 429 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:56,222 YOU STARTED FILLING OUT YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATIONS YET? 430 00:35:57,256 --> 00:36:00,226 I'M NOT GOING TO COLLEGE. 431 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:05,130 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 432 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,233 I DON'T KNOW. 433 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,438 DAD, I'M TRYING 434 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:15,441 TO FIGURE THINGS OUT RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 435 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:19,345 IT'S LIKE, REALLY HARD... 436 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:22,180 AND I'M JUST LISTENING TO SOME OLD ELTON JOHN-- 437 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,182 - GAY. - OUT. 438 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,984 LEAVE THE TABLE. 439 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,521 - WHAT? - YOU HEARD ME. LEAVE THE TABLE! 440 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,592 MAN, I'M OUT OF HERE. THIS FAMILY IS SO FUCKED! 441 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,366 MOM, IT'S NOT FAIR 442 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:42,634 IF BRADY CAN SAY THE "F" WORD AND I CAN'T. 443 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:46,104 MIKEY, LISTEN UP, 'CAUSE HERE'S A LESSON. 444 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:49,241 LIFE'S NOT FAIR. 445 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,481 * Gonna have fun, fun, fun * 446 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:02,654 * 'Cause you're the one, one, one * 447 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:05,891 * We're going to have fun... * 448 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,461 - I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 449 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,863 - LATER. - THANKS, ESPOSITO. 450 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:23,275 ( grunting ) 451 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,946 CONSUELO? 452 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,361 CONSUELO? 453 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,031 YES, MIKEY? 454 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:50,669 DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS? 455 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:54,272 - YES. - REALLY? 456 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,942 HOW MANY? 457 00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:00,111 FOUR BROTHERS... 458 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,681 AND FIVE SISTERS. 459 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:03,982 WOW. 460 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:07,653 WHY DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE SO MANY CHILDREN? 461 00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:09,921 I MEAN, IF THEY WERE POOR, 462 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:13,058 WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO JUST HAVE ONE OR TWO? 463 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,396 IT WAS GOD'S WILL. 464 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:20,899 BUT DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD? 465 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,701 HEAVEN, HELL, 466 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,837 AND ANGELS AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF? 467 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:30,642 NO. 468 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,941 SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? 469 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:06,578 - THE SAME. - THE SAME. 470 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:09,280 THE SAME AS WHAT? 471 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,917 JUST THE SAME. 472 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:23,529 - WE'RE STUDYING THE HOLOCAUST IN SOCIAL STUDIES. - OH, YEAH? 473 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:26,465 WE DID THE SAME THING LAST YEAR ALSO. 474 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,601 HOW IS THE CLASS? 475 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,903 I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH "SCHINDLER'S LIST" FOR HOMEWORK. 476 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,572 THE MOVIE'S ALMOST FOUR HOURS. 477 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:35,641 THEN I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE A REPORT ON SURVIVORS. 478 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:37,342 YOU KNOW ANY SURVIVORS, DAD? 479 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,578 HMM. 480 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,116 DO I KNOW ANY? PERSONALLY? 481 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:49,755 TECHNICALLY, YOUR ZEDA IS A SURVIVOR. 482 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:53,559 HE WAS IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP? 483 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:56,361 NO, BUT HE HAD TO ESCAPE THE NAZIS. 484 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,999 BUT I THOUGHT HE CAME OVER TO AMERICA BEFORE THE WAR. 485 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,503 HE DID, WITH HIS FAMILY. BUT HIS COUSINS, 486 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,639 THEY HAD TO STAY AND THEY WERE ALL KILLED. 487 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,642 IF HE'D STAYED, HE WOULD'VE BEEN KILLED. 488 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:13,812 SO IN MY BOOK, HE'S A SURVIVOR. 489 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:16,548 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ONLY HIS COUSINS THAT WERE KILLED? 490 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,885 THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO HIM, OR TO ME, 491 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,488 IF I'D BEEN ALIVE. OR YOU. 492 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:24,723 OR ME? 493 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:29,427 YOU MEAN, THEN WE'RE ALL SURVIVORS? 494 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,597 WELL, YES. 495 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:34,099 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HITLER, 496 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,435 HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO LEAVE EUROPE. 497 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,138 WE WOULD'VE BEEN EUROPEAN. 498 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:45,577 BUT THEN, IN A SENSE, 499 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,979 SINCE YOU WOULD'VE NEVER MET DAD 500 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,915 IF YOUR FAMILY HAD STAYED IN EUROPE, 501 00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:53,719 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HITLER NONE OF US WOULD'VE BEEN BORN. 502 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,958 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 503 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,827 MAN--! 504 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:05,764 IT'S JUST, LIKE, CONVERSATION. 505 00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:10,502 TELL ME... 506 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,638 YOU MAKE A LIVING AT THIS? 507 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,974 WELL, SIR, 508 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,778 I'M ACTUALLY NOT DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY. 509 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,780 WHEN YOU MAKE A DOCUMENTARY, 510 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,782 YOU DO IT FOR MANY REASONS. 511 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:26,785 BUT MONEY IS CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF THEM. 512 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:30,055 I DON'T GET IT. 513 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:34,960 WELL, SIR... 514 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,264 A LOT HAS HAPPENED TO THE LANDSCAPE 515 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:43,001 OF THE SUBURBAN HIGH SCHOOL SINCE I WAS A STUDENT. 516 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,470 I FEEL IT WOULD BE A VALUABLE, 517 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:48,640 PERHAPS EVEN ENLIGHTENING ENDEAVOR, 518 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,476 TO CHRONICLE THE CHANGES. 519 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:54,746 TO GET INTIMATE WITH THE REALITIES 520 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:59,117 KIDS AND PARENTS FACE IN AMERICAN SCHOOLS TODAY. 521 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:02,988 YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER. 522 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:06,091 I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF THERE'S INTEREST. 523 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:15,000 EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 524 00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:28,179 ( sighs ) 525 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,398 YOU A PERVERT? 526 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,668 Toby: NO. 527 00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,942 ( urinal flushes ) 528 00:42:56,942 --> 00:43:00,345 ACTUALLY, I'M A DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER. 529 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:02,814 OH. 530 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:05,016 YOU MEAN LIKE "BLAIR WITCH PROJECT"? 531 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,989 WELL, NO. UM... 532 00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:16,261 I'M DOING ONE ON HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, IN FACT. 533 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:18,296 WHAT FOR? 534 00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:22,233 WELL, IT'S KIND OF... 535 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:27,038 IT'S KIND OF A SOCIOLOGICAL STUDY 536 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:29,841 ON THE AFTERMATH OF COLUMBINE. 537 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:33,311 IS THIS, LIKE, TO GET INTO SUNDANCE? 538 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:36,782 YEAH, IT'S POSSIBLE THEY WOULD BE INTERESTED IN IT. 539 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,285 DOUBT IT. 540 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:45,356 ACTUALLY, THERE IS SOME INTEREST FROM THE SUNDANCE CHANNEL. 541 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:49,695 WHOOPEE. 542 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:54,766 HBO AND MTV HAVE ALSO SHOWN SOME INTEREST. 543 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,674 SO YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS? 544 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:08,513 Toby: WE'RE TRYING TO DO A FILM 545 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,281 ON SUBURBAN LIFESTYLES. 546 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:13,318 KIND OF AN "AMERICAN FAMILY" FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM. 547 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:16,387 I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT KIDS GETTING INTO COLLEGE. 548 00:44:16,387 --> 00:44:19,457 - OH, IT IS. - Marty: WHICH IS IT? 549 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:22,694 - YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR FOCUS STRAIGHT. - ( nervous laugh ) 550 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:26,131 YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 551 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:30,435 THE FOCUS IS ON THE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS PROCESS TODAY. 552 00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:33,071 AND YOU WANT SCOOBY TO BE THE FOCUS OF ALL THIS? 553 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:35,206 SCOOBY AND A FEW OTHER STUDENTS OF DIFFERENT 554 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,275 SOCIOECONOMIC BACKGROUNDS. 555 00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:39,544 YOU DIDN'T MENTION ANY OTHER STUDENTS BEFORE. 556 00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:43,081 - I DON'T HAVE ANY YET, BUT-- - EITHER SCOOBY IS THE FOCUS OR FORGET IT. 557 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:46,217 YEAH, I THOUGHT I WAS THE FOCUS. 558 00:44:47,753 --> 00:44:49,955 I WANT TO BE THE FOCUS. 559 00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:51,957 - AH--! - TOBY, 560 00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:54,926 WE NEED THIS TO BE A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE. 561 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,430 I SUPPOSE I COULD RECONCEIVE. 562 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:00,966 RECONCEIVE. 563 00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:03,168 SCOOBY DOES HAVE A QUALITY... 564 00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:05,570 THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 565 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:08,106 A QUALITY THAT IS EMBLEMATIC OF AMERICA TODAY. 566 00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:11,642 IT'S PART DISILLUSIONMENT, PART HOPE. 567 00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:13,678 TWINKIES! 568 00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,814 Fern: BOYS, TAKE NAPKINS. 569 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:18,016 NAPKINS. 570 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,353 NOT TO BE CRASS, 571 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:25,290 BUT WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF THIS? 572 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:28,026 DON'T WORRY, HE DOESN'T MEAN MONEY. 573 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:30,195 I KNOW. ( laughs ) 574 00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:32,630 I KNOW THAT. 575 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:34,665 WELL... 576 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:36,401 SHARING YOUR STORY, 577 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,970 YOUR UPS AND DOWNS AND SO FORTH, 578 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:42,207 CAN, I HOPE, BE AN ILLUMINATING EXPERIENCE. 579 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,175 YEAH. 580 00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:47,212 HOW DO WE KNOW WE WON'T BE EXPLOITED? 581 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:51,216 NO, IT'S TRUE. 582 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:53,218 MR. LIVINGSTON, I FULLY UNDERSTAND 583 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,887 AND I SHARE YOUR CONCERNS. 584 00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:59,490 YOU FEEL VULNERABLE. 585 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,027 I KNOW THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT QUESTION 586 00:46:02,027 --> 00:46:05,563 BUT WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO... 587 00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:08,333 IS CAN YOU MAKE THE LEAP OF FAITH IN ME, 588 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:11,536 THE SAME WAY THAT I HAVE TO MAKE 589 00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:13,939 THE LEAP OF FAITH IN YOU? 590 00:46:15,673 --> 00:46:18,009 This is a great school, 591 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,011 I don't care what anybody says. 592 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:22,013 It's not perfect, 593 00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:24,149 but the people are really cool-- 594 00:46:24,149 --> 00:46:26,151 like the teachers and kids-- 595 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,153 they really care and all. 596 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:30,388 I know they make fun of New Jersey all the time, 597 00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:33,458 but I don't care, 'cause they're just snobs. 598 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,693 'Cause Jersey is where America's at! 599 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:38,063 ( cheering, grunting ) 600 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,902 Toby: Walking down these hallways-- 601 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,304 hallways just like the ones 602 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,573 I once walked down as a teenager, 603 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:52,043 I couldn't help thinking back to a time 604 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:55,480 when every day I woke up depressed, 605 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,315 suicidal, 606 00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,951 consumed by despair. 607 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,920 Had things changed? 608 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,721 Was the competition 609 00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:06,257 to get into the most prestigious schools 610 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:09,394 still a requisite rite of passage? 611 00:47:10,361 --> 00:47:13,464 Beneath these masks of courtesy and friendliness, 612 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:17,368 I knew that there were darker forces at work. 613 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:20,605 And I knew that Scooby 614 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:24,409 was the key to revealing the truth. 615 00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:28,646 Scooby, Scooby, Scooby. 616 00:47:28,646 --> 00:47:31,716 What are you thinking? 617 00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:34,852 College, SATs, 618 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,522 your parents, your brothers, 619 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,657 your friends. 620 00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:43,461 How is it you deal with all this stress? 621 00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:46,965 The pressure to get into the college of your choice 622 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,067 is incredible. 623 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:52,203 They did a study recently 624 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,173 of the youth in Bosnia during the bombing. 625 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:57,042 They found that the stress 626 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,977 the young people experience there 627 00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:02,647 was less than what American high school students go through 628 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,749 when applying to college. 629 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:07,252 Toby: Is that right? 630 00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:09,454 - Yeah. - My God. 631 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,664 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 632 00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:23,401 WELL... 633 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,171 I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. 634 00:48:26,171 --> 00:48:28,406 IT'S FUNNY, I SUPPOSE. 635 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:30,708 BUT IT SEEMS GLIB AND FACILE 636 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,978 TO MAKE FUN OF HOW IDIOTIC THESE PEOPLE ARE. 637 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:35,046 I'M NOT MAKING FUN. 638 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:38,283 I'M SHOWING IT AS IT REALLY IS. 639 00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,152 YOU'RE SHOWING HOW SUPERIOR YOU ARE TO YOUR SUBJECT. 640 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:44,422 BUT I LIKE MY SUBJECT. I LIKE THESE PEOPLE. 641 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:46,757 - NO, YOU DON'T. - YES, I DO! 642 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,960 I LOVE THEM. 643 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:58,869 - THE CAMERAWORK'S NICE. - THANKS. 644 00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:01,006 I'LL TELL MIKE. 645 00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:06,177 WELL... 646 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,913 IT'S STILL JUST A BEGINNING. 647 00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:11,516 I KNOW I CAN... 648 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:13,651 DIG DEEPER. 649 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:21,059 Fern: BUT, MARJ-- 650 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:22,727 MAY I CALL YOU MARJ? 651 00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:25,096 WHAT IT REALLY BOILS DOWN TO IS, 652 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:27,865 WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A JEW? EXACTLY. 653 00:49:27,865 --> 00:49:32,003 TZEDAKAH-- CHARITY. AND THE NEW WING AT BETH ISRAEL IS-- 654 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,441 ACTUALLY, LAST YEAR YOU GAVE $500. 655 00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:39,110 BUT THIS YEAR, $1000 WOULD NOT ONLY BE A MITZVAH, 656 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:41,179 IT WOULD BRING YOU TO A NEW LEVEL-- 657 00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:44,182 YES, OF COURSE. YOUR GIFT WOULD ALSO 658 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:45,850 GIVE YOU A CHAGALL MENORAH 659 00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:48,653 AND TWO TICKETS TO THE DINNER DANCE THIS SPRING. 660 00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:53,391 BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. ISRAEL NEEDS US NOW. 661 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:56,227 - ( panting ) - Fern: IF NOT NOW, WHEN? 662 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,067 THAT'S WONDERFUL. I'LL SPEAK TO YOU NEXT WEEK. 663 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:04,702 YOU TOO. TAKE CARE. 664 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:07,672 ( door slams ) 665 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,674 HI, SCOOBY. 666 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:12,009 SCOOBY... SCOOBY? 667 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,011 HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? 668 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,346 FINE. 669 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,448 READY FOR TOMORROW? 670 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:21,386 - WHAT'S TOMORROW? - THE SATs, KNUCKLEHEAD. 671 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,721 I'M NOT TAKING THEM. 672 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,273 Just-- back-- 673 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:53,818 - Mikey: Mom? - Yes, Mikey? 674 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,954 I was looking through one of Scooby's SAT practice books 675 00:50:56,954 --> 00:51:00,091 this afternoon and I took one of the practice tests. 676 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,992 Guess what score I got. 677 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:03,728 What? 678 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:06,197 550 verbal, 520 math, 679 00:51:06,197 --> 00:51:09,234 and I'm only in fifth grade. 680 00:51:13,638 --> 00:51:16,574 - ( knocking ) - Marty: SCOOBY? 681 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,576 YEAH? 682 00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:23,514 WE HAVE TO TALK. 683 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:25,416 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 684 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:28,353 DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 685 00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,455 YOU'RE TAKING THOSE SATs. 686 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:33,458 YOU'RE TAKING THOSE SATs OR YOUR CD COLLECTION'S HISTORY. 687 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:36,261 YOU'RE TAKING THOSE SATs AND YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE. 688 00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:39,697 YOU'RE TAKING THOSE SATs IF I HAVE TO STRAP YOUR ASS TO A CHAIR, 689 00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:42,099 BUT, BUDDY, YOU'RE TAKING THEM! 690 00:51:43,168 --> 00:51:45,102 OKAY. 691 00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:48,906 I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. 692 00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:50,808 ( door slams ) 693 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:28,346 Toby: WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT SCOOBY TOOK THE SATs AFTER ALL? 694 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:31,749 Brady: NOT REALLY. HE'S KIND OF A WUSS. 695 00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:35,253 OKAY. HOW ABOUT YOU, CHERYL? 696 00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:37,188 WERE YOU SURPRISED? 697 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:39,824 I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER. 698 00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:41,892 ( Toby laughs ) 699 00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:45,230 - Brady: HOW COME YOU DRIVE SUCH A SHITTY CAR? - Cheryl: YEAH. 700 00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:47,732 ( Toby laughs ) I DON'T KNOW. 701 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,067 THAT'S INTERESTING. A COOL CAR. 702 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:52,670 IS THAT SOMETHING THAT'S REAL IMPORTANT TO YOU... 703 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:55,206 - BRADY? A COOL CAR? - YEAH. DUH. 704 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,277 Scooby: THAT'S PRETTY COOL, STANLEY. 705 00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,145 THANKS. 706 00:53:01,145 --> 00:53:03,681 HOW DID YOU GET IT? 707 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,550 IT'S MY DAD'S. 708 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:08,419 HE HIDES IT UNDER SOME OLD TV GUIDES IN HIS CLOSET. 709 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,691 I KNOW. 710 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:16,026 IS IT LOADED? 711 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,563 NO... I DON'T THINK SO. 712 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:22,800 SCOOBY, DON'T! BE CAREFUL. 713 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,936 I'M NOT AN IDIOT, MAN. I WATCH TV. 714 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,608 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST-- 715 00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:33,010 A LITTLE NERVOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 716 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,846 YOU SHOULD BE. 717 00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:43,721 HERE. YOU CAN KEEP IT. 718 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:11,181 SCOOBY? 719 00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:12,717 YEAH? 720 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,287 YOU KNOW... 721 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,491 - I LIKE YOU. - YEAH. 722 00:54:20,491 --> 00:54:22,827 - I KNOW. - I MEAN... 723 00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:25,162 I KNOW. 724 00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:28,566 EVERYONE KNOWS. 725 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:31,436 OH. 726 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,506 UM... 727 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:37,508 DO YOU THINK... 728 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:40,945 DO YOU THINK THAT... YOU'D LET ME... 729 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,617 OKAY. 730 00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,554 IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT. 731 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:52,289 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 732 00:54:57,895 --> 00:55:00,731 - YOU WANT SOME? - NO, THANKS. 733 00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:20,951 Recording: * I was surprised * 734 00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:24,589 * I was happy for a day * 735 00:55:24,589 --> 00:55:27,392 * In 1975 * 736 00:55:27,392 --> 00:55:32,329 * I was puzzled by a dream * 737 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:35,966 - * It stayed with me all day... * - ( zipper slides ) 738 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:41,005 * In 1995 * 739 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:43,841 * My brother had confessed * 740 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:49,113 * He was gay, it took the heat off me for a while * 741 00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:53,183 * He stood up with a sailor friend * 742 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:57,121 * Made it known upon my sister's * 743 00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:59,289 * Wedding day. * 744 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,991 ( screaming ) 745 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:03,494 I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE YOU TAKE THE SATs. 746 00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:05,630 ( screaming ) 747 00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:07,598 OH GOD! I'M BURNING TO DEATH! 748 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,601 - I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! - Conan: HEY, SCOOBY. 749 00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:13,237 HOW'S IT GOING? 750 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,606 CONAN O'BRIEN? 751 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,675 WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 752 00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:20,344 I'M LOOKING FOR A LAST-MINUTE GUEST FOR MY SHOW. 753 00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:22,012 ANY SUGGESTIONS? 754 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:24,148 - I'LL BE YOUR GUEST. - REALLY? 755 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:27,217 WELL, ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE TELEVISION, 756 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,353 AND SEE HOW WE LOOK. 757 00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:32,623 COOL. 758 00:56:32,623 --> 00:56:35,225 Welcome to the show, Scooby. Nice to have you here. 759 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,028 - Great to be here. - Thank you for dressing up. 760 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:40,130 This is very classy. 761 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,900 TELL US, WHAT KIND OF PROFESSIONAL PLANS DO YOU HAVE? 762 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,102 WHAT'S IN YOUR FUTURE? 763 00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:46,504 WELL... 764 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:48,506 I WAS THINKING 765 00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:50,641 I MIGHT WORK FOR YOU. 766 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,643 TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR ME? 767 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:55,713 - WHAT'S YOUR IDEA? - BE YOUR SIDEKICK. 768 00:56:55,713 --> 00:57:00,317 - ( audience chuckles ) - AND MAYBE, EVENTUALLY, 769 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,219 BECOME A TV TALK SHOW HOST. 770 00:57:02,219 --> 00:57:04,021 TV TALK SHOW HOST? OKAY. 771 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:06,223 YOU WERE AT SIDEKICK EIGHT SECONDS AGO, 772 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:08,025 THEN TV TALK SHOW HOST. 773 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:10,227 YOU'LL BE A LATIN DICTATOR IN ABOUT A MINUTE. 774 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:12,530 LET'S SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF THE FIRST IDEA. 775 00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:14,231 I'M CURIOUS WHAT THE AUDIENCE THINKS. 776 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:17,101 WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHOULD SCOOBY BE MY NEW SIDEKICK? 777 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,136 ( audience cheers ) 778 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,471 WOW. 779 00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:23,073 SCOOBY, NEW SIDEKICK, EVERYBODY. 780 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:25,175 OH, MAN. 781 00:57:26,477 --> 00:57:28,479 ( knocking ) 782 00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:30,681 YEAH? 783 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,255 - HEY. - HEY. 784 00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:40,491 WHAT'S UP? 785 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:46,130 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK ABOUT WITH YOU. 786 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,766 WHAT? 787 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:56,073 THERE'S SOME RUMORS... 788 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:58,175 LIKE WHAT? 789 00:58:01,646 --> 00:58:03,581 YOU KNOW... 790 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:06,216 STANLEY. 791 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:10,521 WHAT? 792 00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:15,626 LIKE, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. 793 00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:19,964 I MEAN, I'M COOL. 794 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:24,268 BUT... YOU KNOW... 795 00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:28,138 HOW I'VE GOT A GOOD REPUTATION AT SCHOOL. 796 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,375 WELL... 797 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:34,011 I REALLY DON'T WANT IT RUINED. 798 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:37,514 NO PROBLEM. 799 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,784 I'M COOL. 800 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,154 THANKS, SCOOB. 801 00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:51,629 ( pads clatter ) 802 00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:58,969 - ( grunting ) - ( whistle blows ) 803 00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:01,438 ESPOSITO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 804 00:59:01,438 --> 00:59:04,274 YOU'RE TACKLING LIKE A BITCH ON MY FOOTBALL TEAM, SON. 805 00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:07,277 YOU GOTTA BEND YOUR ASS OVER AND HIT SOMEBODY, UNDERSTAND ME? 806 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,479 - YES, SIR. YES, SIR. - UNDERSTAND ME? 807 00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:11,281 THEN DO IT! LIVINGSTON! 808 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,784 THAT'S THE WAY TO HIT THAT HOLE, SON. 809 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:17,622 WE'RE GOING TO BECOME A FOOTBALL TEAM TODAY. LET'S MOVE THE BALL! 810 00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:19,556 MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 811 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,859 - BREAK! - I WANT TO SEE YOU HIT THOSE HOLES. 812 00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:23,861 DEFENSE, FILL THOSE GODDAMN GAPS. 813 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:26,330 LET'S GO, GUYS. LET'S DO IT. 814 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,704 SET LEFT, SET LEFT. 815 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:35,906 RED, 17... 816 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:39,977 RED, 17... 817 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:43,113 HUT--! HUT! HUT! 818 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,261 Mikey: WHEN I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL, 819 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,263 I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY ANY FOOTBALL. 820 01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:36,066 I'M JUST GOING TO CONCENTRATE ON CLASS RANK. 821 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,972 WHAT DID YOU DO IN HIGH SCHOOL? 822 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,408 I DID NOT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. 823 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,913 WEREN'T THERE HIGH SCHOOLS IN EL SALVADOR? 824 01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:54,919 WE HAD TO WORK. MY FAMILY WAS POOR. 825 01:00:54,919 --> 01:00:57,688 IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD BEING POOR. 826 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:01,325 I AM STILL POOR. 827 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,728 HMMM. 828 01:01:03,728 --> 01:01:05,896 BUT, CONSUELO, 829 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,432 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE POOR, DON'T YOU HAVE 830 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:12,236 ANY HOBBIES OR INTERESTS OR ANYTHING? 831 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:14,805 NO, MIKEY. 832 01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:16,540 BUT, LIKE... 833 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:19,376 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING? 834 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:23,881 I AM ALWAYS WORKING. 835 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:27,484 BUT WHEN YOU'RE NOT, LIKE NOW, 836 01:01:27,484 --> 01:01:29,486 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 837 01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:32,056 THIS IS WORK. 838 01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:34,959 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE... REAL WORK. 839 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,762 THIS IS JUST BABYSITTING. 840 01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:44,401 YOU KNOW, YOUR JOB'S REALLY NOT SO BAD, 841 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,370 IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 842 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,839 YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE. 843 01:01:51,608 --> 01:01:55,079 Toby: When the sky is clear and the sun is warm, 844 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:58,916 you're reminded of how beautiful things can be. 845 01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:02,219 A lamppost... 846 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,521 a sign... 847 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:08,158 a straw wrapper, blowing in the wind. 848 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,695 But when that dark cloud appears, 849 01:02:11,695 --> 01:02:13,730 you realize how fragile 850 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,133 the balance of life is. 851 01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:18,969 When Brady first arrived to the hospital, 852 01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:21,438 He was unresponsive to verbal stimuli. 853 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:25,575 We performed a CT scan which demonstrated a large 854 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,545 subdural hematoma with mass effect. 855 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:31,448 Since the removal of the subdural, 856 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,818 he's been in a coma. 857 01:02:33,818 --> 01:02:37,587 When I first met the Livingstons it was in the first 24 hours 858 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,590 of Brady coming in after his tragic football accident, 859 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:43,527 and they were acting in a fairly typical way. 860 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:46,496 We're not the ones that need the help. My son needs help. 861 01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:49,033 My son's in there. He can't even feed himself. 862 01:02:49,033 --> 01:02:50,935 I don't even know if he's going to be 863 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:53,137 a vegetable or not, for Christ's sake! 864 01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:55,339 Toby: But what about Scooby? 865 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:57,541 How would this affect him? 866 01:02:57,541 --> 01:03:01,245 What meaning is to be found in this? 867 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,556 THIS IS DEFINITELY BETTER. 868 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:14,358 YOU THINK SO? YOU DON'T THINK 869 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,360 THAT THIS MIGHT NOT BE A LITTLE DRY? 870 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,562 THIS IS NOT AN ENTERTAINMENT YOU'RE MAKING, TOBY. 871 01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:20,564 THIS STORY ABOUT A KID IN THE SUBURBS, 872 01:03:20,564 --> 01:03:22,900 AND THE STATE OF THE COLLEGE ADMISSION PROCESS, 873 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,601 HAS, WITH THIS BRADY CRISIS, 874 01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:27,371 EVOLVED INTO SOMETHING MUCH RICHER AND MORE PROVOCATIVE. 875 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:30,074 YES, I KNOW. STILL, IT SHOULD BE SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING. 876 01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:33,410 WITHOUT THIS FOOTAGE, WITHOUT THIS RIGOROUS DOCUMENTATION, 877 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:35,479 IT WOULD FEEL LIKE EXPLOITATION. 878 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:38,482 NO, NO, NO. NO EXPLOITATION, THIS IS SERIOUS. 879 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:42,786 BUT DON'T YOU FIND IT A LITTLE FUNNY, TOO, 880 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:45,322 AT THE SAME TIME? 881 01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,491 YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY TRAGEDY ON YOUR HANDS. 882 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:50,660 WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THAT? ABOUT A KID IN A COMA? 883 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,563 - NOTHING, I GUESS. - WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS DOCUMENTARY 884 01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:56,800 IF YOU CAN'T TREAT YOUR SUBJECT WITH APPROPRIATE GRAVITY? 885 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,203 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 886 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:03,807 WE NEED TO SCREEN WHAT WE'VE GOT. 887 01:04:03,807 --> 01:04:06,143 INVITE SOME REGULAR PEOPLE, 888 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,478 JUST SOME RANDOM OFF-THE-STREET TYPES, 889 01:04:08,478 --> 01:04:10,614 AND SEE WHAT REAL PEOPLE THINK OF THIS. 890 01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:13,350 I DON'T KNOW, TOBY. WE REALLY HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO. 891 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,685 YOU STILL NEED TO GET A LOT MORE FOOTAGE. 892 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,354 IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE PREMATURE-- 893 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,057 THEN WE CAN INVITE SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL TYPES. 894 01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:22,326 - WE'RE NOT READY. - HIP ALTERNATIVE TYPES... 895 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:25,062 - WHO UNDERSTAND THE PROCESS. - TOBY, WE'RE NOT READY! 896 01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:27,097 I NEED TO SEE THIS WITH AN AUDIENCE. 897 01:04:27,097 --> 01:04:29,900 WHAT'S AN AUDIENCE GONNA TELL YOU? 898 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:33,237 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THEY'LL LIKE IT. 899 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:15,312 CONSUELO! 900 01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:18,515 I SPILLED SOME GRAPE JUICE ON THE FLOOR. 901 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,953 CONSUELO? 902 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:45,342 CONSUELO? 903 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,988 - CONSUELO... - ( sniffs ) 904 01:05:57,988 --> 01:06:00,290 ARE YOU CRYING? 905 01:06:01,358 --> 01:06:03,327 NO. 906 01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,795 YES, YOU ARE. I CAN TELL. 907 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:08,632 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 908 01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:12,802 Mi Jesus. 909 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,804 Mi Jesus. 910 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,806 SPEAK ENGLISH. 911 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:20,844 iMi Jesus está muerto! 912 01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:23,513 CONSUELO, 913 01:06:23,513 --> 01:06:26,950 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH 914 01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:29,286 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 915 01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:34,891 MY JESUS. 916 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:37,094 WHO IS JESUS? 917 01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:40,030 MY BABY. 918 01:06:40,030 --> 01:06:42,032 YOU HAVE A BABY? 919 01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:45,569 MY GRANDCHILD BABY. 920 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,571 GEE. 921 01:06:47,571 --> 01:06:50,640 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD ANY CHILDREN. 922 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,078 BUT WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT JESUS? 923 01:06:54,078 --> 01:06:57,081 HE IS DEAD. 924 01:06:58,382 --> 01:06:59,849 OH. 925 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,219 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 926 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:07,957 HE WAS EXECUTED. 927 01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:10,660 HE WAS ON DEATH ROW... 928 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:14,764 AND THEN HE WAS EXECUTED. 929 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:17,434 HOW DID THEY EXECUTE HIM? 930 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,873 POISON GAS. 931 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,110 MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST. 932 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:27,977 I MEAN, IF HE WAS GUILTY 933 01:07:27,977 --> 01:07:30,147 OF DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 934 01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:33,117 PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD SHOULD BE KILLED. 935 01:07:33,117 --> 01:07:35,185 DON'T YOU THINK SO? 936 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:37,621 JESUS WAS NOT BAD. 937 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:41,558 MAYBE HE WAS AND YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT. 938 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:46,396 HE WASN'T. 939 01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:49,733 BUT STILL, YOU CAN'T BE SURE. 940 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,535 I AM SURE. 941 01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:53,837 BUT REALLY, YOU NEVER KNOW. 942 01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:56,173 I KNOW! 943 01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:04,581 WHY WAS HE ON DEATH ROW? 944 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:13,723 FOR RAPE AND MURDER. 945 01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:20,664 CONSUELO, WHAT IS RAPE, EXACTLY? 946 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:29,506 IT IS WHEN YOU... LOVE SOMEONE... 947 01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:32,509 AND THEY DON'T LOVE YOU, 948 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:36,646 AND YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 949 01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:42,886 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE MY PARENTS DON'T LOVE ME. 950 01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:48,158 WELL, THEN, WHEN YOU GET OLDER, 951 01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:51,295 YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 952 01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:01,871 ( sobs ) 953 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,673 CONSUELO? 954 01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:06,776 I SPILLED SOME GRAPE JUICE UPSTAIRS. 955 01:09:06,776 --> 01:09:10,647 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CLEAN UP THE FLOOR NOW? 956 01:09:13,517 --> 01:09:15,519 ( tape playing ) * We're gonna have fun * 957 01:09:15,519 --> 01:09:18,655 * We are gonna have fun, fun, fun * 958 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:22,426 * In the sun, sun, sun... * 959 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:28,164 DAD? 960 01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:33,203 DO YOU THINK THAT BRADY WILL EVER GET BETTER? 961 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,343 ONE IN A MILLION RECOVER. 962 01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:44,381 MAYBE HE'S THAT ONE IN A MILLION. 963 01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:48,017 MIKEY, THERE'S OPTIMISM, 964 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,687 AND THEN THERE'S STUPIDITY. 965 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:52,989 IT'S A VERY FINE LINE. 966 01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:56,125 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY HOPE EITHER. 967 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:59,629 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 968 01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:02,599 - THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 969 01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:05,869 DAD? 970 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:10,574 WOULD YOU LET ME TRY HYPNOTIZING YOU NOW? 971 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:15,345 YEAH, SURE. GO AHEAD. 972 01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:17,314 HYPNOTIZE ME. 973 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:19,683 OKAY. STAY THERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 974 01:10:26,089 --> 01:10:28,492 Mikey: JUST A SEC! 975 01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:31,795 BE RIGHT THERE. 976 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,968 COULD YOU TURN AROUND TO ME? 977 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,471 JUST TURN. THANKS. 978 01:10:42,306 --> 01:10:44,341 ALL RIGHT. 979 01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:48,412 YOU MUST LOOK AT THIS SHINY OBJECT... 980 01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:50,880 AND CONCENTRATE. 981 01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:54,951 RELAX YOUR LEGS. 982 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:59,823 RELAX YOUR ARMS. 983 01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:03,393 RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS. 984 01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:06,930 NOW KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SHINY OBJECT. 985 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,935 YOUR EYELIDS ARE GETTING HEAVY. 986 01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:14,371 HEAVIER. 987 01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:17,707 YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY. 988 01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:20,644 SLEEPIER. 989 01:11:20,644 --> 01:11:23,847 NOW LET YOUR EYES CLOSE SHUT... 990 01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:28,585 AND YOU ARE SOUND ASLEEP. 991 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,500 NOW... 992 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:46,970 YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNDER MY POWER. 993 01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:51,140 I AM THE ONLY VOICE YOU CAN HEAR, 994 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,811 THE ONLY VOICE YOU WILL LISTEN TO. 995 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,513 NOW... 996 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:58,648 WHEN YOU WAKE UP, 997 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:01,385 YOU WILL BE IN A GOOD MOOD. 998 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:04,521 YOU WON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT BRADY. 999 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:07,991 AND I WILL BE YOUR FAVORITE FROM NOW ON. 1000 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:09,959 IF BRADY DIES, 1001 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:12,429 YOU CAN BE SAD FOR A LITTLE BIT, 1002 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,263 BUT I WILL STILL BE 1003 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:16,933 THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE. 1004 01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:19,302 YOU WILL NEVER BE MEAN TO ME, 1005 01:12:19,302 --> 01:12:22,739 AND ALWAYS GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT. 1006 01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:26,309 ALSO, YOU SHOULD FIRE CONSUELO. 1007 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:28,311 SHE'S LAZY. 1008 01:12:28,311 --> 01:12:30,814 NOW, WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, 1009 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:33,082 YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING, 1010 01:12:33,082 --> 01:12:36,720 BUT YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING I HAVE ASKED. 1011 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,455 ONE... 1012 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:41,024 TWO... 1013 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:44,728 THREE. ( snaps ) 1014 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,097 ( sighs ) 1015 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,702 HEY, MIKEY, 1016 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,904 WANT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM? 1017 01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,806 OKAY! 1018 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,614 It's like, yeah... 1019 01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:06,883 I caved in. 1020 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:09,486 I mean, I had to. 1021 01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:11,755 My parents, they're like... 1022 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:15,492 still really depressed about Brady. 1023 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,795 So I wrote the bullshit essay, 1024 01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:22,031 filled out the applications, did the interviews. 1025 01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:25,569 I figure I can always drop out. 1026 01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:27,604 Toby: Where did you get in? 1027 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,906 Princeton. 1028 01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:33,810 What did you get on your SATs? 1029 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:38,748 200 verbal, 710 math. 1030 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,585 Kinda weird, I know, 1031 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:44,788 but I think they thought it was, like... 1032 01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,259 good weird. 1033 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,795 We used pull. 1034 01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,997 You have to. Sometimes you just have to, Toby. 1035 01:13:53,997 --> 01:13:56,466 What kind of pull did you have? 1036 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:59,536 I have a cousin. Very big giver to the alumni fund. 1037 01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:01,471 It's all about who you know. 1038 01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,139 Look, we're not suckers. 1039 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,475 Everyone else is out there doing the same thing. 1040 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:07,577 He's right. 1041 01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:09,378 - DAMN, TOBY. - IT'S TOO HARD. 1042 01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:12,582 - THIS THING WON'T OPEN AGAIN. - DON'T. LET ME TRY IT. 1043 01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:15,852 IT'S-- YES, THE BUTTON IS JUST STUCK. 1044 01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:18,187 - HEY, TOBY? - HEY, MAN. 1045 01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:19,889 I WAS WONDERING... 1046 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:22,458 IS THE DOCUMENTARY ALMOST FINISHED? 1047 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,494 YEAH, WE'RE GETTING THERE. 1048 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:27,296 CAN I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE SO FAR? 1049 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,298 SURE... 1050 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:31,234 YEAH, AS SOON AS I HAVE 1051 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,436 A SCREENING, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 1052 01:14:33,436 --> 01:14:35,404 - THANKS, MAN. - OKAY, MAN. 1053 01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:37,674 OKAY. 1054 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,578 GIN, I WIN. 1055 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:43,813 LET'S PLAY AGAIN. 1056 01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:47,050 - Marty: HEY, MIKEY! - HEY, DAD. 1057 01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:48,918 COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG. 1058 01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:50,820 - GEE, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. - YEAH. 1059 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,789 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS 1060 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:55,124 AND KEEP YOUR MOM AND BRADY COMPANY FOR A BIT? 1061 01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:57,661 I NEED TO SPEAK ALONE WITH CONSUELO FOR A MOMENT. 1062 01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:59,929 - SURE, DAD. - TAKE OFF. 1063 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,131 AHEM-- CONSUELO... 1064 01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:14,177 MRS. LIVINGSTON AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS, 1065 01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:16,980 AND WE'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION 1066 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:19,883 THAT WE ARE NOT VERY HAPPY WITH YOUR WORK LATELY. 1067 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:22,952 SO WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU GO. 1068 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,989 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1069 01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:28,191 WE'VE BEEN HAPPY WITH YOU IN THE PAST, 1070 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,493 BUT NOW WE THINK, MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 1071 01:15:30,493 --> 01:15:32,261 I KNOW YOU'VE HAD TROUBLE AT HOME. 1072 01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:35,264 MAYBE SOME OF THAT IS REFLECTING ON YOUR WORK. 1073 01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:37,366 Consuelo: BUT, MR. LIVINGSTON-- 1074 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:40,970 ( sobbing ) I WORK VERY HARD FOR YOU... AND YOUR FAMILY. 1075 01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,972 Marty: I UNDERSTAND. 1076 01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:45,642 I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS WAY. 1077 01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:34,958 ( ringing ) 1078 01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:37,861 FLORSHEIM, CAN I HELP YOU? 1079 01:16:37,861 --> 01:16:39,963 Hi, I'm trying to reach Toby Oxman. 1080 01:16:39,963 --> 01:16:41,564 SORRY, HE'S OFF TODAY. 1081 01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:43,599 OKAY. 1082 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:47,503 UM... THANKS. 1083 01:16:47,503 --> 01:16:49,505 ( phone clicks ) 1084 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,376 * I'M COMING OVER IN THE WRONG DIRECTION * 1085 01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:56,646 * I ONLY WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF YOUR ATTENTION * 1086 01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:59,683 * FOR LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW YOU I'M WORTH THE TROUBLE * 1087 01:16:59,683 --> 01:17:01,918 * THAT YOU TAKE * 1088 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:05,054 * I WANT TO SEE THE WAY THAT YOU PORTRAY * 1089 01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,291 * A BOY WHO'S GONNA TRY TO CHANGE HIS LIFE TODAY... * 1090 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,259 HEY, MIKE. 1091 01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:12,261 IS TOBY HERE? 1092 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:14,363 NO, HE'S NOT. 1093 01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,132 OH. 1094 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,802 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE MIGHT BE? 1095 01:17:18,802 --> 01:17:21,270 I THINK HE'S AT A TEST SCREENING. 1096 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:24,073 * I WANT TO SEE THE WAY THAT YOU PORTRAY * 1097 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:27,343 * A BOY WHO MAYBE DOESN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY * 1098 01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:30,179 * AND YOU CAN DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS * 1099 01:17:30,179 --> 01:17:32,481 * BUT YOU'LL FIND I'M NOT A FAKE * 1100 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,884 * YOU CAN TURN AWAY FROM ME * 1101 01:17:34,884 --> 01:17:37,921 * BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT'LL KEEP ME HERE, YOU KNOW * 1102 01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:40,323 * AND YOU'LL NEVER BE THE CITY GUY * 1103 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:44,460 * ANY MORE THAN I'LL BE HOSTING THE SCOOBY SHOW. * 1104 01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:46,429 ( crowd laughing ) 1105 01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:49,733 Marty: I think Scooby's like a lot of kids. 1106 01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,500 He just hit a speedbump. 1107 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:54,037 Now he's going to find his way, his path's going to be clear, 1108 01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:57,306 and I think he's going to continue his education at a good college. 1109 01:17:57,306 --> 01:18:00,276 And everybody else is going to be happy. 1110 01:18:02,578 --> 01:18:04,380 Toby: Mr. Livingston, 1111 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:07,784 aren't you a bit fearful that Scooby will be confronted with 1112 01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:09,886 hollow values and systemic conformism? 1113 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:12,121 ( scattered chuckles throughout ) 1114 01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:15,391 I don't know why this is so hard for you to comprehend. 1115 01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:17,360 I had a terrific time in college. 1116 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,863 I've got a terrific job, a comfortable salary, 1117 01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:21,998 terrific wife, three terrific kids, 1118 01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:24,533 and every year I give to the alumni fund. 1119 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:28,104 Now, why are you trying to make college out to be a bad thing? 1120 01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,006 A negative experience? 1121 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:32,275 You had a bad time? Well, too bad! 1122 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:35,879 Get over it! Stop trying to impose 1123 01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:38,014 your misery on others by going around saying, 1124 01:18:38,014 --> 01:18:40,383 "Life is bad. Life is horrible." 1125 01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:42,952 Life is tough on you? Well, boo-hoo! 1126 01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:44,788 ( laughter ) 1127 01:18:44,788 --> 01:18:46,990 Scooby: Well, yeah. 1128 01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,358 My dad is kind of a goofball. 1129 01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:51,360 You just have to... 1130 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,030 pretend to go along with his ideas, 1131 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:57,233 'cause he really doesn't get it. 1132 01:18:57,233 --> 01:19:00,770 Like, I could be the next Oprah... 1133 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,738 - for all he knows, - ( laughter ) 1134 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,774 but he's never even seen the show. 1135 01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:09,779 Toby: What is most important to you? 1136 01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:11,915 I don't know. 1137 01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:14,851 I'd like to be good at something. 1138 01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:19,655 It doesn't have to be TV. I mean... 1139 01:19:19,655 --> 01:19:21,724 it could be movies... 1140 01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:23,893 anything. 1141 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:26,062 I'd be willing to direct. 1142 01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:28,397 ( raucous laughter ) 1143 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,501 I'd like to be... 1144 01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,537 you know... 1145 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:37,073 famous. 1146 01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:41,878 Not necessarily a superstar. 1147 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,549 Just famous. 1148 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:51,320 Be recognized. 1149 01:19:52,688 --> 01:19:55,691 Get fan mail-- 1150 01:19:55,691 --> 01:19:57,293 things. 1151 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,328 Scooby, now I understand how you want 1152 01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:01,564 to be like a TV talk show host and all, 1153 01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:03,232 like Conan O'Brien, 1154 01:20:03,232 --> 01:20:05,902 but did you know that even he went to college? 1155 01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:09,605 - He did? - Yeah. 1156 01:20:09,605 --> 01:20:12,175 - He went to Harvard. - ( audience guffaws ) 1157 01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:13,442 Oh. 1158 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:15,444 ( laughter rises ) 1159 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,049 ( audience applauds ) 1160 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:27,823 Newscaster: ...one police officer, eight others were wounded... 1161 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,027 MOM? DAD? 1162 01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:35,865 - I'M SCARED. - SURE, BUDDY. 1163 01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:37,800 - COME ON. - COME IN BED WITH US. 1164 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,936 COME ON. 1165 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:42,872 SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG, 1166 01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:46,342 YEAH, THERE YOU GO, PALLY. 1167 01:20:50,413 --> 01:20:53,216 Marty: YOU'RE MONSTER-PROOFED. 1168 01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:34,657 ( gas hissing ) 1169 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:41,457 ( crowd chattering ) 1170 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:44,193 ( police radios chattering ) 1171 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:09,018 SCOOBY... 1172 01:23:09,018 --> 01:23:11,154 OH MY GOD, SCOOBY. 1173 01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:13,156 I'M SO SORRY. 1174 01:23:13,156 --> 01:23:15,624 I'M SO, SO SORRY. 1175 01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:18,027 DON'T BE. 1176 01:23:19,728 --> 01:23:22,331 The movie's a hit. 1177 01:23:29,372 --> 01:23:32,708 ( jazzy piano music ) 1178 01:23:35,278 --> 01:23:37,713 * PICTURE A SCENE IN YOUR MIND * 1179 01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:40,916 * LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE AND TAKE NOTE * 1180 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:42,918 * OF THE SETTING BEHIND * 1181 01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:45,388 * LISTEN, WATCH AND WAIT * 1182 01:23:45,388 --> 01:23:48,191 * A PLOT BEGINS TO TAKE SHAPE * 1183 01:23:48,191 --> 01:23:49,858 * THERE'S A STORY, AND THEN * 1184 01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:51,960 * CHARACTERS WILL COME TO YOU * 1185 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,897 * RELATING EVENTS AS THEY CHOOSE TO * 1186 01:23:54,897 --> 01:23:57,633 * BUT ALL THEIR WORDS AND ACTIONS * 1187 01:23:57,633 --> 01:24:01,237 * COME ENTIRELY FROM YOU * 1188 01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:08,344 * IF YOU'RE A STORYTELLER, YOU MIGHT THINK * 1189 01:24:08,344 --> 01:24:10,146 * YOU'RE WITHOUT-- * 1190 01:24:10,146 --> 01:24:13,916 * RESPONSIBILITY, AND YOU CAN LEAD YOUR CHARACTERS * 1191 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:15,618 * ANYWHERE YOU WANT * 1192 01:24:15,618 --> 01:24:18,554 * YOU HAVE IMMUNITY * 1193 01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:26,462 * HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE WAY * 1194 01:24:26,462 --> 01:24:29,465 * PEOPLE MIGHT REACT TO ALL THE THINGS * 1195 01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:31,467 * THAT YOUR CHARACTERS SAY? * 1196 01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:33,836 * AND ARE THEIR ACTIONS HAND IN HAND * 1197 01:24:33,836 --> 01:24:36,572 * WITH WHAT YOU WANTED TO PORTRAY? * 1198 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,841 * ARE YOU SICK? ARE YOU CRIPPLED, INSANE? * 1199 01:24:38,841 --> 01:24:43,912 * EXPRESSING THE DESIRES THAT DAREN'T SPEAK THEIR NAME * 1200 01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:48,517 * ARE YOU THE ONE TO BE BLAMED? * 1201 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:52,388 * NOW YOU'RE A STORYTELLER, YOU MIGHT THINK * 1202 01:24:52,388 --> 01:24:54,257 * YOU'RE WITHOUT-- * 1203 01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:58,461 * RESPONSIBILITY, BUT IN DIRECTIONS, ACTIONS AND WORDS * 1204 01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:00,463 * CAUSE AND EFFECT * 1205 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:03,199 * YOU NEED CONSISTENCY * 1206 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,812 * HOW CAN YOU FINISH THE TALE? * 1207 01:25:16,812 --> 01:25:18,947 * LIVES WHICH HAVE PLAYED A PART * 1208 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:22,151 * ARE SUMMARIZED FROM THE VERY START * 1209 01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:24,487 * AND EPISODES LEFT OUT * 1210 01:25:24,487 --> 01:25:27,356 * TO MAKE IT ALL GO YOUR WAY * 1211 01:25:27,356 --> 01:25:29,425 * IT'S A MIGHTY BIG WORLD * 1212 01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:32,428 * SOME OF IT I'VE SEEN * 1213 01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:34,363 * BUT MOSTLY I'VE ONLY HEARD * 1214 01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:40,336 * AND STORIES ARE ALL FICTION FROM THEIR MOMENT OF BIRTH * 1215 01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:48,711 * YOU'RE JUST A STORYTELLER, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO ESCAPE * 1216 01:25:48,711 --> 01:25:53,716 * RESPONSIBILITY, IF WE BELIEVE YOU THEN YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL * 1217 01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:56,985 * BUT YOU DON'T MAKE CLAIMS OF VERITY * 1218 01:25:56,985 --> 01:26:00,789 * YOU'RE JUST A STORYTELLER, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO ESCAPE * 1219 01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:05,761 * RESPONSIBILITY, IF WE BELIEVE YOU THEN YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL * 1220 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:09,332 * BUT YOU DON'T MAKE CLAIMS OF VERITY. * 1221 01:26:09,332 --> 01:26:12,201 ( music continues ) 1222 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:28,484 Closed Captioned by: Visual Sound, Inc. 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