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<i>Attention, all you trick-or-treaters,</i>

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it's time to get your ghoul on,

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for tonight is All Hallow's Eve,

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my favorite time of the year.

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<i>Our little town really comes alive
on October 31st,</i>

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<i>when witches and devils, imps
and monsters roam our town.</i>

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<i>As the holiday activities begin,</i>

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<i>the streets are filled with all kinds
of creatures of the night.</i>

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<i>Some wear masks to disguise
their dark intentions,</i>

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<i>while others choose
to hide in plain sight.</i>

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<i>So warning to those of you collecting
your treats and filling your bellies.</i>

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<i>Keep your wits about you
and don't forget to check your candy.</i>

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Hey, Mikey, slow down.
You're gonna make yourself sick.

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What'd I miss?

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Just Mikey being
a human garbage disposal.

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I see.

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Seriously, Mikey, you better
save some for Sweet Tooth.

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Who's Sweet Tooth?

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About 50 years ago, Timothy Blake
lived on this very street.

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<i>Timmy loved Halloween.</i>

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<i>He loved to dress up. Most of all...
he loved trick-or-treating.</i>

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<i>But he was always sad
when he had to go home.</i>

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But that's the best part. That's when
you get to eat all the candy.

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Not for Timmy.

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<i>See, Timmy's parents were really strict.</i>

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<i>They would let him go out
trick-or-treating, but...</i>

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<i>they never let him eat any of the candy.</i>

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<i>They said eating candy would make him fat
and lazy and rot his teeth.</i>

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Go to your room, son.

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<i>Why let him go trick-or-treating then
if he couldn't have any candy?</i>

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What do they do with it all?

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That's exactly what Timmy
wanted to know.

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<i>So one Halloween,
Timmy snuck downstairs to find out.</i>

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Where'd he get all this?
Did you find it?

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Suck on this!

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There's my candy bar!

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What did he do?

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No!

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No, no, no!

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After he killed his parents,

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Timmy finally had
his first piece of candy.

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<i>He was hooked.</i>

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<i>He ate every last piece
his parents hadn't.</i>

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- But...
- What?

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He wanted more.

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But there wasn't any left.

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Yes, there was.

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No way.

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<i>Timmy ate all the candy he could find
inside his parents, but...</i>

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- What?
- He wanted more.

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<i>Now every Halloween,
every single Halloween since,</i>

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<i>his evil spirit comes back
trick-or-treating.</i>

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If you don't share your candy with him,
he will come and take it, all of it,

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even the candy you've already eaten.

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Anything to satisfy his sweet tooth.

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Lizzy, is it true what Kyle said?

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It was just a story, Mikey.
He was just trying to scare you.

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He's a douchebag.

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Get some sleep.

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<i>As long as they have you...</i>

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- What are you doing?
- Celebrating.

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I think Mikey almost shit his pants.
Thanks for the assist.

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We'll be lucky if he gets
any sleep tonight.

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I think we might have taken it too far.

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Come on, Liz. The Sweet Tooth story's
a Halloween tradition.

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Every kid in town falls for it.
It's like a rite of passage.

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I know, but you didn't have
to be such a...

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- An awesome guy?
- A douchebag.

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His words, not mine.

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Peace offering?

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<i>Trick or treat.</i>

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<i>Get out in that field.
It could be a barn fire.</i>

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Oh, my God.
I can't believe we ate it all.

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I feel sick.

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Wh... where you going?

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I'm going to get some Pepto
before we both get sick.

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Better hurry.

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You know we are going
to have to get more candy.

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Don't say the C-word.

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<i>Hit him in the head,
right between the eyes.</i>

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<i>Good shot.</i>

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<i>Okay, he's dead. Let's go get him.
That's another one for the fire.</i>

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Trick or treat.

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Mikey?

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I'm coming! I'm coming!
Don't puke! Don't puke!

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You gonna live?

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You better get going.
Mikey's parents will be home soon.

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Kyle.

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Kyle!

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Trick or treat.

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- Lizzy!
- Mikey!

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I'm too tired.
I don't wanna drive her home.

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I don't eith...

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- Jesus, Mikey.
- Don't yell at him tonight. It's Halloween.

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- I'm too drunk to yell at him.
- Trick or treat, by the way. Trick or treat.

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- Do you want a treat?
- Yes.

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- Do you want a treat from me?
- I want a trick first.

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- What about the babysitter?
- Okay, okay.

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I'm gonna keep this thing on.
I promise you that, okay?

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Absolutely you can tuck me in.

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They ate all of my candy.

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I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.

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It's 3 p.m., and we're dressed
like assholes.

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I can talk you into anything I want
dressed like this.

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- Gross! I'm right here.
- You mad that your sister took your costume?

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How can you even breathe in that thing?
It's 100 fucking degrees outside.

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- You get used to it.
- Leave him alone. He likes his dorky outfit.

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Oh, my God, Billy! I am an idiot.
I totally forgot to ask.

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- Did your mother dress up this year?
- What?

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Is your mother in a slutty costume
like your sister?

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- Hey!
- What?

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You remember your mom brought you to school
in that Catwoman outfit one year?

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- We still talk about it.
- You're such a pig.

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- Can't we just go trick-or-treating?
- Is he special? It's not even dark yet.

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Plus, I think it's time you do Halloween
like the big kids.

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Todd, don't.
Do we have to do this every year?

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- Do what?
- Pranks. Do the tricks and get the treats.

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With us, tonight.
Billy, you love candy, right?

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- Yeah.
- And you also love Halloween.

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'Cause you're dressed like a retarded
6-year-old from <i>Leave it to Beaver</i>.

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No offense.

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But you know who doesn't love Halloween?

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Your next-door neighbor.
He has to watch you spaz out every year.

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And does he even put up any decorations
or leave the lights on

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or leave out a bowl of candy?

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No way. Why would we egg anyone?

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Why do you think kids tag
his house every year?

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It's been going on for as long as I can
remember. It's a Halloween tradition.

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It kind of is. I actually started
when I was about your age too.

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Plus, if you don't, I will tell everyone
that you pissed your pants.

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- But I don't pee...
- No one else will know, Captain Pisspants.

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<i>Billy Captain Pisspants</i>

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<i>Billy Captain Pisspants...</i>

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But I don't pee in my pants.
Really? Fine.

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Go. Up there.

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh, shoot!
- Holy shit, run.

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Oh, shit!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Nice costume.

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I didn't... I mean, I had no idea.

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No idea that what?

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That you terrible children have been
destroying my home for years?

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He said... They told me it was
a Halloween tradition to prank.

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Quiet!

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Young man...

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tonight... you are going to learn...

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what a real Halloween...

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prank... is.

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By the way, Billy, is your mother
dressing up again this year?

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Yeah!

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Ladies, Happy Halloween.

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Boo! Boo!

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Come on.

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Happy Hallo... ween.

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Candy rots your teeth.
Can't have that, can we?

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- Don't forget to floss!
- What an asshole.

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Happy Halloween!

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- What the hell?
- Hey!

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- Billy, what the hell, man?
- Billy, you little shit!

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What are you doing? Is that gasoline?
Are you joking me?

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What are you doing out here by yourself?

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It's not funny! It is not funny!

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Give me the candy!

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- Hold that.
- He's got a gun!

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That's it! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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Go, go, go! Get the trick-or-treater!

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It's tight! Tight in the shirt!

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- It's a heart attack.
- Oh, my God.

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Are you okay?

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- Aren't you Adrianne Curry?
- Yes.

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Might I have your autograph?
Big fan, big fan!

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Adrianne Curry!

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- How many Twitter followers do you have?
- 500 thousand?

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500 thousand and one.

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Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em! I want candy!

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I guess we'll come back again.

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Good going, little buddy!

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Excellent work back there, Mordecai.

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Now if you'd be so kind
as to untie our guest.

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What? I thought you were gonna show me
what a real Halloween prank was.

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Oh, I believe I did.

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And I believe you'll find
some visitors at your home.

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00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:08,133
Why don't you just
run along now, little boy?

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You know, your mother's going to have
a lot more free time on her hands now.

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I just want you to know
that I plan to be here for her.

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Freeze! Let me see your hands!

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- Get on the ground!
- Hands behind your head!

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- Don't you move.
- Did you just pee yourself?

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00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:38,597
He totally just peed himself!
What the hell's wrong with you?

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00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,666
<i>I wonder what happened
to the ones from last year.</i>

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<i>Each year we spend good money
on these things,</i>

195
00:22:49,249 --> 00:22:52,232
<i>come out here, and the ones
from last year's gone.</i>

196
00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:56,696
<i>Flowers die. The caretaker
or somebody takes them away.</i>

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<i>Yeah, a little spit and polish
will clean this up.</i>

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Hey, hey...

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00:23:01,593 --> 00:23:03,762
check this one out. Awesome?

200
00:23:04,932 --> 00:23:06,572
You're disgusting!

201
00:23:07,402 --> 00:23:09,313
There's a movie on.

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- Trick or treat!
- Here you go.

203
00:23:23,165 --> 00:23:25,620
- Thank you!
- You look great.

204
00:23:28,897 --> 00:23:33,165
Why are there so many pirates this year?
It's like every other kid's got an eyepatch.

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- Maybe they're all missing eyes.
- You're so bad.

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00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:40,566
Bunch of gimpy kids
with peg legs and patches.

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00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:42,679
Give me some candy, matey!

208
00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:45,364
You're stupid.

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- Your turn.
- Man!

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- Go.
- Fine, fine, fine.

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00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:55,833
- <i>You're acting like a child!</i>
- <i>They're coming for you!</i>

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00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:58,854
<i>Look! There comes one of them now.</i>

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- <i>He'll hear you.
- <i>Here he comes. I'm getting out.</i></i>

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00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:08,083
- Can you say trick-or-treat?
- Hey, there, princess.

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00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:11,000
What do you say?

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00:24:11,239 --> 00:24:13,570
That-a-girl.

217
00:24:14,331 --> 00:24:16,666
Hey, you want some rum and cider?

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00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:20,263
- No thanks.
- Cheers!

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Bye.

220
00:24:30,165 --> 00:24:32,532
Change your mind already?

221
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:35,163
It's a witch. Awesome.

222
00:24:36,064 --> 00:24:37,499
Trick or treat?

223
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:40,592
Nelson, you're drunk.
She's supposed to say that.

224
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Dummy.

225
00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:48,130
Trick or treat?

226
00:24:56,731 --> 00:24:58,497
Trick.

227
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,032
Nelson.

228
00:25:08,732 --> 00:25:11,466
Nelson? Nelson!

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00:25:12,061 --> 00:25:14,365
- What's wrong? What happened?
- Oh, my God.

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00:25:14,465 --> 00:25:15,649
What's wrong?

231
00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:18,766
Baby, baby! What? Oh, my...

232
00:25:18,866 --> 00:25:20,737
What the fuck?

233
00:25:21,698 --> 00:25:22,931
It was the girl!

234
00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:25,614
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

235
00:25:29,848 --> 00:25:32,392
- What the hell?
- What's wrong? I'll call 911!

236
00:25:32,492 --> 00:25:34,776
- We've gotta get to a hospital!
- What are you guys, fucking idiots?

237
00:25:34,876 --> 00:25:37,269
Give me my purse, and I'll get the car.

238
00:25:37,565 --> 00:25:40,630
Nelson, stay with me, baby!

239
00:25:58,631 --> 00:26:00,263
Fuck!

240
00:26:01,164 --> 00:26:03,263
Goddamn it!

241
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:06,697
Fuck!

242
00:26:11,898 --> 00:26:13,497
No.

243
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,799
Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!

244
00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:36,015
Where's the car?

245
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:42,749
- What the fuck happened?
- The little kid!

246
00:26:46,264 --> 00:26:48,566
What? What is it?

247
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:50,749
Maria, she...

248
00:26:51,424 --> 00:26:53,833
- What?
- Oh, shit. Holy shit!

249
00:30:10,797 --> 00:30:12,483
No.

250
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,702
Please don't. Please.

251
00:30:21,184 --> 00:30:25,269
- Happy Halloween, you fucking sicko.
- No!

252
00:30:41,017 --> 00:30:44,851
<i>Now here's a tale for all you hood rats
over there across town</i>

253
00:30:44,951 --> 00:30:47,519
<i>on the wrong side of the tracks.</i>

254
00:30:47,619 --> 00:30:50,452
<i>Keep your heads up and your butts down</i>

255
00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:53,469
<i>'cause the weak need
all the help they can get</i>

256
00:30:53,569 --> 00:30:58,269
<i>when the wicked come out to ride
on All Hallow's Eve.</i>

257
00:31:12,351 --> 00:31:15,519
No, no. Wait, wait, guys.

258
00:31:15,619 --> 00:31:19,103
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second. Wait.

259
00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:26,378
Ain't you a little old
for Halloween candy, Sheriff?

260
00:31:51,218 --> 00:31:52,785
Show me piggy's trotters.

261
00:31:52,885 --> 00:31:57,485
Please, Alice, please, please,
please, please. Alice, please.

262
00:31:57,585 --> 00:32:00,735
Alice, guys, hang on, hang on.

263
00:32:01,451 --> 00:32:04,402
No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait.

264
00:33:11,451 --> 00:33:13,756
I know you, stranger?

265
00:33:55,817 --> 00:33:59,819
It spills the blood of the wicked
where the wicked have harmed the weak.

266
00:34:00,818 --> 00:34:04,502
Think you turned yourself
into a monster with that suit, boy?

267
00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:32,801
Mount up.

268
00:36:22,284 --> 00:36:24,185
Mom?

269
00:36:24,285 --> 00:36:25,969
Dad?

270
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,067
You'd be little Jimmy Henson.

271
00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:08,635
They didn't do nothing to you.

272
00:37:11,017 --> 00:37:13,102
Hold him down.

273
00:37:36,218 --> 00:37:40,158
When the word is carved in flesh,
the call is sent.

274
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,583
Return them to the location
of their offense.

275
00:37:42,683 --> 00:37:44,368
Punch him!

276
00:38:06,383 --> 00:38:08,451
You know...

277
00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:11,681
it's kinda poetic, really.

278
00:38:14,283 --> 00:38:16,002
You...

279
00:38:18,951 --> 00:38:20,836
us...

280
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,619
together...

281
00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:32,702
on All Hallow's Eve!

282
00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,635
There are no monsters here.

283
00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:47,935
Just me.

284
00:39:37,484 --> 00:39:41,033
Spirits roam the earth tonight.

285
00:39:41,918 --> 00:39:44,168
Do you know why wear costumes
on Halloween?

286
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:49,776
It's so the dead won't know who's alive.

287
00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:54,952
Their night. And while some of them
like mingling with the living,

288
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:59,466
there are others who don't like
to be seen at all.

289
00:40:00,885 --> 00:40:02,951
There's one ghost...

290
00:40:03,051 --> 00:40:06,927
who hates it
more than any of the others.

291
00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:12,352
Mary Bailey was
laughed at her whole life.

292
00:40:13,151 --> 00:40:17,451
She died being bullied and unloved.

293
00:40:18,184 --> 00:40:23,268
All because she had a disfigured face.

294
00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:27,952
But now it's her turn
to have the last laugh.

295
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,978
She comes back every Halloween

296
00:40:32,078 --> 00:40:36,235
to taunt the living and to laugh
at them behind their backs.

297
00:40:38,051 --> 00:40:39,581
So...

298
00:40:39,681 --> 00:40:42,670
just a word of warning tonight. If...

299
00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:46,318
you find yourself alone on the way back,

300
00:40:46,818 --> 00:40:49,718
and you hear an evil cackle

301
00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:52,718
and footsteps behind you,

302
00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,985
I wouldn't turn around...

303
00:40:55,284 --> 00:40:59,351
because if she finds you looking,

304
00:40:59,551 --> 00:41:02,406
when you least expect it,

305
00:41:03,281 --> 00:41:04,989
she's gonna take your eyes.

306
00:41:09,618 --> 00:41:11,818
Very funny. Good one, you guys.

307
00:41:11,918 --> 00:41:13,984
We never miss a chance to make you jump.

308
00:41:14,084 --> 00:41:16,568
- God bless 'em.
- You're all in on it?

309
00:41:16,918 --> 00:41:20,851
Well, we couldn't resist.
You scare so easily!

310
00:41:20,951 --> 00:41:23,468
You're lucky it's Halloween.

311
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,779
Cheers, my baby.

312
00:41:26,879 --> 00:41:29,735
- Mom.
- Let's have a drink!

313
00:41:33,884 --> 00:41:35,201
Are you good to drive?

314
00:41:35,301 --> 00:41:38,586
Oh, yeah. I'm not that far,
and I'm not that drunk.

315
00:41:39,785 --> 00:41:41,451
What are you...

316
00:41:41,551 --> 00:41:44,618
- Are you still driving that piece of crap?
- I love that piece of crap.

317
00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,618
- Oh, bye, guys.
- Lovely party.

318
00:41:46,718 --> 00:41:48,819
- Thank you.
- Bye.

319
00:41:50,017 --> 00:41:52,518
All right, well, thank you for coming
to the Halloween party.

320
00:41:52,618 --> 00:41:55,652
Come on, I know how much
this means to you.

321
00:41:56,651 --> 00:41:58,870
Well, all right.

322
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,118
- Good night, Mom.
- Drive safe.

323
00:42:02,218 --> 00:42:03,751
I will.

324
00:42:03,851 --> 00:42:07,902
- See you before next year.
- Yeah! Duh!

325
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,818
<i>A song to get you to the other side
of the witching hour.</i>

326
00:42:44,316 --> 00:42:46,134
Oh, God.

327
00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:50,101
Oh, shit.

328
00:42:50,417 --> 00:42:52,235
Okay.

329
00:43:00,784 --> 00:43:02,151
Oh, come on.

330
00:43:03,509 --> 00:43:05,501
Shit!

331
00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:09,218
Oh, God.

332
00:43:09,318 --> 00:43:10,917
Shit.

333
00:43:11,017 --> 00:43:13,170
Oh, shit.

334
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,284
Let's see.

335
00:43:16,384 --> 00:43:18,502
Oh, shit!

336
00:43:31,550 --> 00:43:33,168
Oh, shit.

337
00:44:23,151 --> 00:44:25,959
Mary Bailey bullshit!

338
00:45:06,183 --> 00:45:09,511
Don't look, don't look, don't look.

339
00:46:37,984 --> 00:46:41,865
Baby, you scared Mommy!
What are you doing?

340
00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:04,390
What is it, Baby?
What are you looking at?

341
00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:11,602
Baby? Where you going?

342
00:47:41,328 --> 00:47:43,934
Trick or treat!

343
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:57,585
Look at all those children out there.

344
00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,817
It's not fair.

345
00:48:01,507 --> 00:48:03,574
I know, honey.

346
00:48:05,118 --> 00:48:07,068
But look.

347
00:48:09,149 --> 00:48:11,202
Trick or treat.

348
00:48:14,716 --> 00:48:17,418
- What are you doing, Jack?
- I don't know. I thought...

349
00:48:17,518 --> 00:48:20,318
Dressing our dog up like Rapunzel

350
00:48:20,418 --> 00:48:22,950
would make me forget
that we don't have a child?

351
00:48:23,050 --> 00:48:25,118
- Gretel.
- What?

352
00:48:25,218 --> 00:48:28,617
She's supposed to be Gretel, you know?

353
00:48:28,717 --> 00:48:30,834
Like Hansel and Gretel?

354
00:48:58,951 --> 00:49:01,668
Where is my child?

355
00:49:24,050 --> 00:49:26,299
<i>I couldn't give her what she wanted.</i>

356
00:49:27,850 --> 00:49:31,134
<i>Where is my child?</i>

357
00:49:32,616 --> 00:49:34,951
Tonight we embrace the situation, Jack.

358
00:49:35,051 --> 00:49:38,084
No hiding in the dark.
We're gonna have fun.

359
00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:40,285
We need to have fun.

360
00:49:41,284 --> 00:49:44,118
This isn't gonna upset you,
is it, honey?

361
00:49:44,218 --> 00:49:46,935
Why would adorable children
coming to our door upset me, Jack?

362
00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:55,384
Trick or treat!

363
00:49:55,484 --> 00:49:57,848
Well, hello, my little pretties.

364
00:49:57,948 --> 00:50:00,610
- And what are we supposed to be?
- Witch!

365
00:50:00,710 --> 00:50:02,726
- I'm the devil.
- Alien.

366
00:50:02,926 --> 00:50:06,951
Oh, you are, are you? Pleasantries aside,
I assume you're here for candy.

367
00:50:07,051 --> 00:50:08,956
- Yeah.
- Good!

368
00:50:09,056 --> 00:50:13,917
Hansel here has lots of candy.
But we've been using it to fatten him up,

369
00:50:14,017 --> 00:50:17,788
so I can eat him, just like I ate
his little sister Gretel.

370
00:50:28,050 --> 00:50:31,978
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear herself be eaten.

371
00:50:35,351 --> 00:50:37,168
Hansel?

372
00:50:39,514 --> 00:50:42,533
Would you like some of mein candies?

373
00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:53,314
Don't forget your line.

374
00:50:55,915 --> 00:50:57,584
Trick or treat!

375
00:50:57,784 --> 00:51:01,101
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear me chew.

376
00:51:56,516 --> 00:51:58,317
Maybe we should call it a night.

377
00:51:58,417 --> 00:52:01,433
You know, go to bed early,
forget about all this.

378
00:52:10,382 --> 00:52:14,268
- Why do you make me do it?
- I don't mean to.

379
00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:21,767
Aren't they just so darn cute?

380
00:52:21,867 --> 00:52:24,950
I could just eat them up.

381
00:52:25,616 --> 00:52:28,035
I'm gonna make cookies!

382
00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:47,169
Maybe we just have bad luck, Jack.

383
00:52:48,483 --> 00:52:52,272
Or maybe I'm pregnant right now,
and we just don't even know it.

384
00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:09,634
Happy Halloween!

385
00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:28,400
There, there. Are you lost, little one?

386
00:53:31,016 --> 00:53:34,350
I can take you back to the sidewalk
to help you look for your mother.

387
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,411
It's okay. You wanna come inside?
It's safe in there.

388
00:53:43,816 --> 00:53:46,300
Is this one yours?

389
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:49,267
Toby?

390
00:53:51,050 --> 00:53:54,020
I told you not to run away like that.

391
00:53:57,616 --> 00:53:59,434
Thank you.

392
00:54:26,049 --> 00:54:30,068
- What's wrong with me, Jack?
- Maybe people like us shouldn't have kids.

393
00:54:33,016 --> 00:54:35,409
The things you do to me,

394
00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:37,907
the way you hurt me,

395
00:54:38,007 --> 00:54:40,300
I couldn't let you do that to a child.

396
00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:44,734
I saw a doctor, and he made it
so that I couldn't give you one.

397
00:54:49,899 --> 00:54:51,215
I'm sorry.

398
00:55:00,232 --> 00:55:01,984
You...

399
00:55:22,316 --> 00:55:24,521
Please! No!

400
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:42,301
I'm melting!

401
00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:29,900
<i>Who dares disturb the sleep of the dead?</i>

402
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,884
<i>I'm guessing you guys.</i>

403
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:36,401
<i>What the hell?</i>

404
00:57:51,716 --> 00:57:54,001
- That's enough.
- <i>That's enough.</i>

405
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:06,250
We need a little bit more
black over on this.

406
00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:07,985
What?

407
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:12,117
Hey, Dr. Cadaverino! How you doin'?

408
00:58:12,517 --> 00:58:15,983
- Would you turn the music down?
- What? I'm sorry. It's a little loud out here.

409
00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:19,917
I would like you to turn the music down.

410
00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:24,784
I'd like to help you out, but it's fucking
Halloween, you know! My favorite holiday.

411
00:58:24,884 --> 00:58:29,150
- It's a sacred holiday.
- Exactly! You get it, right?

412
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:33,484
Look at you, with that whole undead
Dr. Nosferatu thing you got going on.

413
00:58:33,584 --> 00:58:37,918
- You really threw down with that, man.
- Look, you knew...

414
00:58:38,717 --> 00:58:43,537
I have been doing
this display exactly as-is

415
00:58:43,637 --> 00:58:46,235
for the past 20 years.

416
00:58:47,617 --> 00:58:52,787
- Yeah, we can tell.
- Would you please turn the music down?

417
00:58:52,887 --> 00:58:55,580
And you, it's after dark.
Close the dairy.

418
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,817
Fuck off, old man.

419
00:58:57,917 --> 00:59:01,417
Dude, monster up!
Don't be such a party pooper.

420
00:59:01,517 --> 00:59:03,483
This is what's beautiful.

421
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:07,592
This is what's been lost
because of you...

422
00:59:07,692 --> 00:59:09,708
and this.

423
00:59:11,549 --> 00:59:13,797
I like what you did over there, man.

424
00:59:13,897 --> 00:59:16,668
You're like a cute little kiddie show.

425
00:59:16,868 --> 00:59:19,027
Like a spooky daycare.

426
00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:24,567
Yeah! That's the spirit!

427
00:59:40,283 --> 00:59:41,916
Hey, asshole!

428
00:59:42,016 --> 00:59:46,291
Of course you realize this means war.

429
00:59:47,482 --> 00:59:50,682
No! Don't do it!

430
01:00:00,049 --> 01:00:01,816
Fight, everybody!

431
01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:05,150
Do you know what would perk up
this candy-ass display?

432
01:00:05,550 --> 01:00:08,552
- Some motherfucking blood.
- No!

433
01:00:13,816 --> 01:00:17,067
You got him! Kick his ass, man!

434
01:00:33,647 --> 01:00:38,101
Hey, hey, I got 20 bucks
on the scientist! 20 bucks! 20 bucks!

435
01:01:07,819 --> 01:01:09,964
Yeah, baby!

436
01:01:12,049 --> 01:01:13,768
Go, fucker, go!

437
01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:28,600
Yeah! Get him, baby!

438
01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:38,233
Come on! Come on!

439
01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:41,438
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight...

440
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,734
Oh, shit.

441
01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:33,582
<i>In olden days, on this night,
it was believed</i>

442
01:02:33,682 --> 01:02:38,283
<i>that the veil between our world
and the spirit world was at its thinnest.</i>

443
01:02:38,383 --> 01:02:40,250
<i>So be careful.</i>

444
01:02:40,350 --> 01:02:43,283
<i>However terrifying
you might think you look,</i>

445
01:02:43,383 --> 01:02:47,183
<i>there's always something worse
lurking out there.</i>

446
01:02:47,283 --> 01:02:49,293
<i>And on Halloween,</i>

447
01:02:49,393 --> 01:02:52,077
<i>nothing is what it seems.</i>

448
01:03:07,249 --> 01:03:09,828
Please! No!

449
01:03:16,866 --> 01:03:18,451
Help me!

450
01:04:05,082 --> 01:04:07,555
Casey!

451
01:04:21,516 --> 01:04:23,501
Please, no!

452
01:04:28,382 --> 01:04:32,283
You don't have to do this! No! No!

453
01:04:32,383 --> 01:04:34,467
No more.

454
01:05:52,248 --> 01:05:54,034
Hi!

455
01:05:55,715 --> 01:05:57,536
Hello.

456
01:05:57,636 --> 01:05:59,167
Trick or treat.

457
01:06:06,848 --> 01:06:09,883
- Trick or treat.
- I don't know.

458
01:06:09,983 --> 01:06:11,334
Trick or treat.

459
01:06:13,116 --> 01:06:15,667
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.

460
01:06:17,749 --> 01:06:19,832
Trick or treat.

461
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,550
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.

462
01:06:27,116 --> 01:06:30,666
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

463
01:09:18,149 --> 01:09:20,200
Trick or treat.

464
01:09:29,548 --> 01:09:33,616
<i>Are you kids still up,
or are you tucked away in bed?</i>

465
01:09:33,716 --> 01:09:37,203
<i>The night isn't over,
and you're far from safe.</i>

466
01:09:37,582 --> 01:09:41,121
<i>So here's a little something
to keep you company.</i>

467
01:09:44,016 --> 01:09:45,666
Mask.

468
01:09:47,515 --> 01:09:49,249
Why do I gotta be the princess?

469
01:09:49,349 --> 01:09:53,483
'Cause we only have two masks, and I sure
as shit ain't going as a princess.

470
01:09:54,283 --> 01:09:56,667
Here he comes. Get ready.

471
01:10:03,515 --> 01:10:05,008
Oh, boy...

472
01:10:05,108 --> 01:10:08,250
can you imagine what it's like
to have your daddy as a millionaire?

473
01:10:08,549 --> 01:10:12,101
Just dad... look
at the spoiled little brat.

474
01:10:15,548 --> 01:10:19,100
Robbing banks is one thing.
I don't know about kidnapping.

475
01:10:22,082 --> 01:10:23,245
Oh, my God. Seriously, Dutch.

476
01:10:23,345 --> 01:10:26,369
Please don't give me that moral bullshit.
We're not gonna hurt him.

477
01:10:26,469 --> 01:10:30,500
And Rex Enterprise is gonna handle
a measly ransom, believe me.

478
01:10:32,715 --> 01:10:35,416
You know, if we're gonna do this,
our window is right now.

479
01:10:35,516 --> 01:10:39,584
- We're never getting a better opportunity.
- Shut up. Just shut up! Let's just do this.

480
01:10:40,363 --> 01:10:42,800
- Let's just do this.
- All right.

481
01:10:55,682 --> 01:10:59,516
Oh, you're such a cutie.
I love your costume.

482
01:10:59,616 --> 01:11:02,967
There you go. Have fun. Happy Halloween!

483
01:11:07,848 --> 01:11:10,533
- Trick or treat.
- Aren't you a little old for trick-or-treating?

484
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:14,008
- You're never too old for sugar, mama.
- Get lost!

485
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,449
Hello, kid.

486
01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:29,867
Don't scream, don't run.
We won't hurt ya.

487
01:11:32,381 --> 01:11:35,566
I'm not here to steal
your fucking candy, kid.

488
01:11:44,781 --> 01:11:47,783
Well, I must say, that was...
that's pretty easy.

489
01:11:47,883 --> 01:11:52,151
Well, why wouldn't it be?
It's a solid plan. Now for the fun part.

490
01:11:53,050 --> 01:11:56,416
Hey, kid, you've done
really good so far,

491
01:11:56,816 --> 01:11:59,682
so what we're gonna do right now
is we're gonna call your daddy.

492
01:11:59,782 --> 01:12:04,848
And if he asks to talk to you,
I need you to say, "Hi, Daddy.

493
01:12:06,731 --> 01:12:09,633
"I'm fine." Okay? Got it?

494
01:12:12,381 --> 01:12:13,998
Hey!

495
01:12:14,098 --> 01:12:18,117
Give me... Hey, behave. Behave.

496
01:12:21,848 --> 01:12:23,833
Make the call.

497
01:12:35,549 --> 01:12:36,649
<i>Hello.</i>

498
01:12:36,749 --> 01:12:39,349
- Jebediah Rex?
- <i>Speaking.</i>

499
01:12:39,449 --> 01:12:41,983
Listen to me very carefully, Mr. Rex.
We have your son.

500
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:46,683
If you ever want to see him alive again,
you're gonna do exactly as I say.

501
01:12:46,783 --> 01:12:48,116
<i>You have Rusty?</i>

502
01:12:48,216 --> 01:12:51,850
That's right. For five million Benjamins,
you get your precious Rusty back.

503
01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:54,916
<i>You've made a terrible mistake.</i>

504
01:12:55,016 --> 01:12:57,816
You're in no position
to make threats, Mr. Rex.

505
01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:01,149
<i>You poor bastard,
you have no idea what you've done.</i>

506
01:13:01,249 --> 01:13:04,017
No, I think I... Hello?

507
01:13:05,161 --> 01:13:07,600
What the fuck?
Did he just hang up on me?

508
01:13:08,782 --> 01:13:10,400
Call him back.

509
01:13:11,881 --> 01:13:13,532
Okay.

510
01:13:20,816 --> 01:13:23,482
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hello.

511
01:13:23,728 --> 01:13:25,649
Why did you hang up on me?

512
01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:29,082
Because we're negotiating
the release of your son, Mr. Rex.

513
01:13:29,182 --> 01:13:31,949
<i>Not interested.
Do not call this number again.</i>

514
01:13:32,049 --> 01:13:36,166
Okay, listen to me. I'm not playing
around with you. What the fuck?

515
01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,699
Oh, shit.

516
01:13:41,548 --> 01:13:44,033
Lock the door! Lock the door!

517
01:13:49,515 --> 01:13:51,733
Come on out, kid.

518
01:13:54,048 --> 01:13:56,632
I'm gonna count to five.

519
01:13:57,548 --> 01:14:00,318
If your little punk ass
doesn't come out,

520
01:14:02,116 --> 01:14:04,666
you're gonna be all kinds of sorry.

521
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:15,299
One.

522
01:14:17,481 --> 01:14:19,132
Two.

523
01:14:21,048 --> 01:14:22,700
Three.

524
01:14:24,748 --> 01:14:26,432
Four.

525
01:14:27,381 --> 01:14:29,400
All right, here we go.

526
01:14:33,516 --> 01:14:34,883
Okay!

527
01:14:34,983 --> 01:14:37,867
Get him off me! Get him off me! Fuck!

528
01:14:42,749 --> 01:14:44,933
Oh, what the...

529
01:14:53,082 --> 01:14:55,441
It's not a fucking kid!

530
01:15:04,415 --> 01:15:06,283
Oh, shit.

531
01:15:07,082 --> 01:15:10,265
No, no, no.

532
01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:14,800
No!

533
01:15:16,614 --> 01:15:19,533
- No! No, no!
- Shit.

534
01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:22,141
Fuck! Come on!

535
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:24,933
Hey, come on, kid, come on, kid.

536
01:15:25,316 --> 01:15:26,933
Fuck!

537
01:15:32,249 --> 01:15:35,031
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you little shit!

538
01:15:55,615 --> 01:15:59,333
- What are we gonna do with this thing?
- Oh, I've got an idea.

539
01:16:19,748 --> 01:16:23,066
Wait, I... Fuck, I can't...

540
01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:25,382
I can't... I can't do this.

541
01:16:25,482 --> 01:16:29,249
You can't do what? Are you kidding me?

542
01:16:29,349 --> 01:16:32,982
My nuts were viciously assaulted
by a monster, dude.

543
01:16:33,082 --> 01:16:35,901
What kind of... what kind
of a monster cries like that?

544
01:16:36,001 --> 01:16:39,100
I'm just gonna check on him.
I'm gonna check on him.

545
01:16:44,230 --> 01:16:45,266
Fuck!

546
01:16:53,547 --> 01:16:55,565
Problem solved.

547
01:17:02,348 --> 01:17:05,916
Promise we'll never speak of this again.
One, it's fucking humiliating.

548
01:17:06,016 --> 01:17:08,182
And two, I don't believe
that I was fucking there.

549
01:17:08,282 --> 01:17:12,133
I agree. Let's just pretend
like it never hap... What the hell?

550
01:17:13,448 --> 01:17:15,166
What?

551
01:17:21,215 --> 01:17:23,099
What is it?

552
01:17:38,081 --> 01:17:39,932
What is it?

553
01:17:46,281 --> 01:17:47,902
No.

554
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,599
Oh, no!

555
01:17:52,290 --> 01:17:56,328
- Hello.
- Hey, hello, it's me again.

556
01:17:56,428 --> 01:17:58,732
- Please take him back.
- <i>I don't think so.</i>

557
01:17:58,832 --> 01:18:02,516
- I'm begging you, please, take him back.
- <i>He's your problem now.</i>

558
01:18:02,815 --> 01:18:05,483
Come on, man! Just name your price!
Anything you want! Please!

559
01:18:05,683 --> 01:18:08,862
<i>Don't you get it?
I'm finally free. It...</i>

560
01:18:08,962 --> 01:18:11,199
showed up five years ago
on Halloween night

561
01:18:11,299 --> 01:18:13,733
<i>trick-or-treating and would not leave.</i>

562
01:18:14,482 --> 01:18:18,276
Let me ask you a question. Why the hell
did you pretend like it was your son?

563
01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:20,616
- What were you thinking?
- He's not your son!

564
01:18:20,716 --> 01:18:24,149
- He's not your son!
- We've been held hostage this whole time.

565
01:18:24,249 --> 01:18:28,039
- What the fuck?
- He'll never let you go, ever.

566
01:18:28,438 --> 01:18:32,049
By the way, make sure
you feed him, or he will eat.

567
01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:38,133
Oh, he's gonna eat! Oh, that's great!
Thanks! You're an asshole!

568
01:18:58,148 --> 01:19:00,460
Trick or treat, asshole.

569
01:19:10,014 --> 01:19:12,516
Okay, all right.

570
01:19:12,616 --> 01:19:17,049
I say we drive till the sun comes up,
and then we just drive a lot more.

571
01:19:17,149 --> 01:19:19,915
Fuck this town. Fuck everybody in it.

572
01:19:20,015 --> 01:19:24,332
- Fuck kidnapping, bro, right?
- Amen to that, man.

573
01:19:40,698 --> 01:19:44,416
Here you go, Dutch, you lazy bastard.

574
01:19:44,516 --> 01:19:46,832
Sorry, princess, no strawberry shakes.

575
01:20:33,381 --> 01:20:36,698
Ta-da! I give you my masterpiece.

576
01:20:36,798 --> 01:20:39,396
Yeah, it's not bad.

577
01:20:39,496 --> 01:20:42,382
- We have to get ready for the party.
- I just gotta clean up in here.

578
01:20:42,482 --> 01:20:44,832
- Hurry up.
- Okay.

579
01:21:03,448 --> 01:21:05,349
Honey, you ready?

580
01:21:10,148 --> 01:21:11,616
Ray!

581
01:21:12,115 --> 01:21:14,116
What the fuck?

582
01:21:14,715 --> 01:21:16,349
Ray!

583
01:21:16,748 --> 01:21:19,732
Stop it! No!

584
01:21:19,832 --> 01:21:21,715
No!

585
01:21:22,181 --> 01:21:24,065
Ray!

586
01:21:30,168 --> 01:21:31,932
No!

587
01:21:49,281 --> 01:21:52,808
- Detective McNally, am I glad you're here.
- So what have we got?

588
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:57,449
It's a nasty one. Apparently the husband
got his head bitten clean off.

589
01:21:57,549 --> 01:22:00,782
- Bitten? By what?
- I don't know. An animal maybe?

590
01:22:00,882 --> 01:22:04,599
The wife's pretty shook up,
but she's inside with the sketch artist.

591
01:22:13,515 --> 01:22:15,276
Oh, jeez.

592
01:22:15,376 --> 01:22:18,515
Reminds me of the case of the man
who stuck his head in a blender.

593
01:22:18,615 --> 01:22:20,782
Talk about making a meal of it.

594
01:22:20,882 --> 01:22:23,516
- Has Forensic Bob seen this?
- He's all over it.

595
01:22:23,815 --> 01:22:26,999
- Where's the wife?
- She's through here.

596
01:22:34,247 --> 01:22:36,895
Ma'am, my name's Detective McNally,

597
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:39,432
and I want to assure you I will do
everything within my power

598
01:22:39,532 --> 01:22:41,865
to bring this killer to justice.

599
01:22:42,714 --> 01:22:46,137
Detective, you don't have the slightest
idea of what you're dealing with.

600
01:22:46,382 --> 01:22:50,468
This has to be a nightmare
because what I saw in there is...

601
01:22:52,349 --> 01:22:54,200
It's not possible.

602
01:22:58,914 --> 01:23:01,149
All right, what have we got?

603
01:23:01,249 --> 01:23:04,866
- You're not going to believe this.
- Try me.

604
01:23:08,014 --> 01:23:10,149
Nice work, Rembrandt.

605
01:23:10,249 --> 01:23:13,200
How am I supposed to put out
an APB on a pumpkin?

606
01:23:14,065 --> 01:23:16,366
- Detective?
- Yeah.

607
01:23:16,615 --> 01:23:18,585
Captain wants to see you
down at the station.

608
01:23:18,685 --> 01:23:20,150
Shit.

609
01:23:24,914 --> 01:23:26,748
Wait for me, Kevin.

610
01:23:26,848 --> 01:23:31,085
Hey, do not go knocking on strangers' doors
until I'm there. Do you hear me?

611
01:23:31,185 --> 01:23:32,866
Yes, Mom!

612
01:24:17,014 --> 01:24:19,066
Mom!

613
01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:21,465
Kevin?

614
01:24:25,547 --> 01:24:27,632
Watch it, lady!

615
01:24:37,148 --> 01:24:38,899
Kevin!

616
01:24:47,947 --> 01:24:49,599
Hey!

617
01:24:57,547 --> 01:25:01,342
McNally! McNally, get the fuck in here!

618
01:25:08,547 --> 01:25:10,316
Shut the door, shut the door.

619
01:25:10,715 --> 01:25:13,100
Sit in the fucking chair.

620
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:19,481
- Rough day?
- I don't know. What do you think?

621
01:25:19,581 --> 01:25:22,316
What's wrong with this fucking picture?

622
01:25:23,315 --> 01:25:25,082
It's Halloween, sir.

623
01:25:25,182 --> 01:25:26,982
Bullshit. Bullshit!

624
01:25:27,082 --> 01:25:32,381
Every year on Halloween,
this town goes batshit crazy.

625
01:25:32,481 --> 01:25:35,116
I mean, check these reports out.

626
01:25:35,216 --> 01:25:37,482
We've got hysterical blindness,

627
01:25:37,582 --> 01:25:39,982
we got neighbors attacking neighbors,

628
01:25:40,082 --> 01:25:42,698
kids looting convenience stores.

629
01:25:42,798 --> 01:25:45,319
There's even a fucking report of a UFO.

630
01:25:46,048 --> 01:25:48,915
I mean, this is bullshit, McNally.

631
01:25:49,015 --> 01:25:51,102
You're just the man to fix this.

632
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:56,338
Just... get your butt out there
and do the work

633
01:25:56,438 --> 01:25:59,715
'cause if you don't, I'm going
to boot you back to vice so fast,

634
01:25:59,815 --> 01:26:03,248
- your head's gonna spin.
- Understood, Captain. I'm on it.

635
01:26:03,348 --> 01:26:07,566
Good, good! Go bag me
some of those horror freaks.

636
01:26:09,781 --> 01:26:11,248
What the hell happened to you guys?

637
01:26:11,348 --> 01:26:14,415
Some crazy kid ate
a shitload of chocolate.

638
01:26:14,515 --> 01:26:17,702
Yeah, and then he ate his babysitter.

639
01:26:17,802 --> 01:26:20,082
- Oh, the night.
- Oh, the mess.

640
01:26:20,182 --> 01:26:22,156
McNally, check this out.

641
01:26:22,256 --> 01:26:24,937
So... I measure the bite marks
on the victim's body,

642
01:26:25,037 --> 01:26:27,244
and this is the thing,
whatever bit that guy's head off

643
01:26:27,344 --> 01:26:30,099
- had a mouth about this wide.
- Yeah. I can think of a few suspects.

644
01:26:30,199 --> 01:26:34,225
Yeah, but then I ran the data through
the computer to make a 3D model and this...

645
01:26:34,325 --> 01:26:37,882
is what it came up with. Look familiar?

646
01:26:37,982 --> 01:26:40,318
Nice work, Bob. I owe you one.

647
01:26:40,418 --> 01:26:44,432
- Buy me a drink later?
- I'll think about it. I gotta go.

648
01:26:49,980 --> 01:26:51,545
<i>Greetings, ghouls.</i>

649
01:26:51,645 --> 01:26:54,915
<i>Twelve bells means
the witching hour is upon us.</i>

650
01:26:55,015 --> 01:26:59,215
<i>That's when the weird,
crazy, scary scale</i>

651
01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,315
<i>goes totally off the charts.</i>

652
01:27:01,415 --> 01:27:04,915
<i>So lock your doors
and hold onto your candy</i>

653
01:27:05,015 --> 01:27:09,826
<i>because Halloween is about to get real.</i>

654
01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:11,410
<i>Dispatch to McNally.</i>

655
01:27:11,510 --> 01:27:14,656
<i>Got a 10-34 on Union and Baker.
Fire and medical are en route.</i>

656
01:27:14,756 --> 01:27:17,551
<i>I don't know what's going on,
but it sounds like a total clusterfuck.</i>

657
01:27:17,651 --> 01:27:19,462
<i>Do you copy?</i>

658
01:27:19,562 --> 01:27:21,629
<i>I'm on my way.</i>

659
01:27:44,647 --> 01:27:46,009
Holy shit!

660
01:28:14,014 --> 01:28:15,765
Shit.

661
01:29:01,747 --> 01:29:03,468
McNally!

662
01:29:12,914 --> 01:29:15,399
- Nice timing.
- I thought you might need a hand.

663
01:29:19,380 --> 01:29:21,868
Guess I owe you that drink now.

664
01:29:38,014 --> 01:29:39,199
Let's go.

665
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:53,147
We have a warrant
to search your premises.

666
01:29:53,714 --> 01:29:56,197
Look, I'm in the middle
of some important work here.

667
01:29:56,297 --> 01:29:57,948
- You can't just barge...
- Yes, I can.

668
01:29:58,048 --> 01:30:00,895
I wouldn't argue with her.
She's not in the mood.

669
01:30:00,995 --> 01:30:03,511
I... guess you should come in.

670
01:30:04,481 --> 01:30:07,548
So... Milo,

671
01:30:08,147 --> 01:30:10,882
show me where you grow
these super pumpkins.

672
01:30:10,982 --> 01:30:16,216
I can't just give away company secrets
to anybody who walks through the...

673
01:30:16,915 --> 01:30:18,666
door.

674
01:30:23,214 --> 01:30:26,768
- I'll get some lights on.
- Quit stalling, Milo.

675
01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:31,081
Oh, boy.

676
01:30:31,181 --> 01:30:33,765
Holy shit.

677
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,298
What's the big deal?

678
01:30:37,398 --> 01:30:39,278
Just a bunch of pumpkins.

679
01:30:53,914 --> 01:30:57,615
<i>The witching hour is over.
Thanks for listening.</i>

680
01:30:57,715 --> 01:31:01,632
<i>And until next year, Happy Halloween!</i>