1 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,499 KATE: I did everything that I was supposed to do. 2 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:40,061 I didn't cry in meetings. I didn't wear short skirts. 3 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:43,200 I put up with the weird upper management guys 4 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,767 that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas. 5 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,678 Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company, 6 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,979 I will be the oldest mom at preschool? 7 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,714 Not really, but that's part of the deal. 8 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,756 I made a choice. 9 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:59,723 Some women got pregnant. I got promotions. 10 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,819 And I still aspire to meet someone 11 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,127 and fall in love and get married, 12 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:10,101 but that is a very high-risk scenario. 13 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,603 And I want a baby now. I'm 37. 14 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:21,276 It's too much for a first date, isn't it? I said too much. 15 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,816 I'm just gonna go use the... 16 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,993 (SIGHING LOUDLY) 17 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,957 I'm gonna need this to go. 18 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,430 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 19 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:44,358 (GIGGLING) 20 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,455 (GURGLING) 21 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,166 Good morning. Thank you for being here so early. 22 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,468 Hi. How are you? 23 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,133 Let's get started. 24 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,802 (ALL BABBLING) 25 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,035 That one. 26 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:03,833 Well... 27 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,274 I just don't like your uterus. 28 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,336 Don't get me wrong. 29 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,906 Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus. 30 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,250 That combined with your advanced maternal age, 31 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,084 it's preventing proper implantation. 32 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:20,023 Why do I have this T-shaped uterus? 33 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,993 Well, probably has something to do with medication 34 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:24,757 that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you. 35 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,264 We used lot of drugs back in the '70s 36 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:29,392 which we now know can cause infertility. 37 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,731 Infertility? 38 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:35,035 Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low. 39 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,132 How low? 40 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,234 Well, I don't want to assign a number to it. 41 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:42,304 What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker? 42 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,609 Okay. 43 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,708 One in a million. 44 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,514 I just don't like... 45 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,387 Don't say that again. 46 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,562 ROSE: Come to think of it, 47 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,757 I did take something for liver spots when I was pregnant with you, 48 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:03,859 but I really don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus. 49 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:07,838 It was just a different time. They didn't warn people about side effects. 50 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,340 ROSE: They warned me. 51 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,604 I think I might even have signed something. 52 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:12,702 What? 53 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:17,614 Kate, I was 30 years old. I was starting to get liver spots. Liver spots! 54 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,619 I just hope you put this baby mania to rest. 55 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,017 It's not mania. 56 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,578 How many times have you tried now? 57 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,681 Three? - Nine. 58 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,282 The last two were in vitro. 59 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,725 Have you considered adoption? 60 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,786 I have applied for an adoption, yes. 61 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:34,299 Kate, please don't get a black baby. 62 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:36,962 Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about that, 63 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,936 because for a single woman, 64 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,734 it can take about five years to get an adoption. 65 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,469 I've just had it with all these movie stars showing off. 66 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,978 "Look at me and my black baby." 67 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,514 Kill me. I want you to stab me with something. 68 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,551 You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant 69 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,280 of your alternative lifestyle as we are. 70 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,547 Being single is not an alternative lifestyle. 71 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,524 It is when you're 37. 72 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:02,483 (CHUCKLING) 73 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,626 Oh, out like a light. 74 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,221 Have you thought about using a surrogate? 75 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,891 I saw a thing about it on Dateline. 76 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,832 No, it's weird. It's for weirdoes. 77 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,392 I'm just gonna keep trying by myself. 78 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,929 Kate, building a family is not like opening one of your stores. 79 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:18,738 It's not an executive decision. It's real life. It's messy. 80 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:21,974 These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now. 81 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,174 No hitting. 82 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:24,546 That's right. - You're right. 83 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,551 There you go. - Come on. 84 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:29,348 Well, how much longer are you gonna put your body through this? 85 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,185 Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one, 86 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:33,054 but I just woke up one day, 87 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,857 and I felt like every baby on the street was staring at me. 88 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,330 Katie's coming out of the mommy closet. 89 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,425 Hey, Tyler. 90 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,165 Tyler, what is this all over you? 91 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,264 Is that chocolate or poop? 92 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,367 Is that chocolate or poop? 93 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,771 It's chocolate. 94 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:57,842 What if that had been poop? 95 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,147 I told you, messy, but great. 96 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,057 Not bad. 97 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:18,000 Everybody do a shot of this pea soup. 98 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,174 Let's go with this. Call it "Health Monster." 99 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,102 That's great. 100 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,738 It's what I do. 101 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,745 You know, 102 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,314 I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica, 103 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,380 and I realized something. 104 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,720 I am a great man. 105 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,161 And great men do great things. 106 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,396 I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia. 107 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,733 I want it to be the biggest store we ever built, 108 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,001 I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials, 109 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:59,477 and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it. 110 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,149 Kate, join me up here. 111 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,952 I'm wearing a dress, Barry. 112 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,785 Won't you? 113 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:12,950 Sure. 114 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,391 Okay. 115 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:29,336 Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president. 116 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:34,510 This is me transferring my success to you. 117 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:39,007 (ALL CLAPPING) 118 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,378 Thank you, Barry. 119 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,251 Hold on. 120 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,188 (ALL CLAPPING) 121 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:52,820 Thanks. 122 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,792 Congratulations. - Yeah. 123 00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,798 Thank you. - Congratulations, Kate. 124 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,542 Hello. I'm Chaffee Bicknell. 125 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,814 There's just one of you. 126 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:51,448 I thought Chaffee and Bicknell were two different people. 127 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,390 Come in. - Certainly. 128 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:05,226 I started this business because I saw a growth market. 129 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,295 We don't do our own taxes anymore. 130 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,102 We don't program our computers. 131 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,506 We outsource. 132 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:13,545 And what is surrogacy if not outsourcing? 133 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,581 Wait. You're not saying my baby would be carried 134 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:19,015 by some poor, underpaid woman in the third world. 135 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,143 No. 136 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,188 We're also expensive. 137 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,524 Our fee is $100,000. 138 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:35,128 It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed. 139 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,793 It takes longer. 140 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:40,838 All of our surrogates undergo extensive background checks. 141 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,670 Criminal records, credit reports, medical histories 142 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,608 and psychological testing. 143 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,738 But why do these women do it? Is it just for the money? 144 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:53,751 You do your job for the money, but I bet you love it and you're good at it. 145 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,287 Let me ask you a question. 146 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,118 Do you plan on hiring a nanny? 147 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,454 Of course. I have to go back to work. 148 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,153 How is this any different? 149 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:06,562 A nanny is someone you trust to take care of your baby after it's born. 150 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:11,763 A surrogate mother is someone you trust to take care of your baby before it's born. 151 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,169 Either way it's your baby. 152 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,404 And here's my baby. 153 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:21,813 Hello, my sweetheart. Hello, little one. 154 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:26,045 Oh, yes. What a good girl. Yes. 155 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,048 Everyone deserves this. 156 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:32,454 That's why I wanna remove the stigma from surrogacy. 157 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,584 There's no wrong way to make a family. 158 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,424 And you're proof of that. 159 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,088 How do you mean? 160 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,100 Just that you have this beautiful baby using surrogacy. 161 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,192 Oh, no. 162 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,898 My husband and I conceived Sabrina the old-fashioned way. 163 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,599 But you're so... - Old? 164 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,473 You wouldn't think so if you saw my uterus. 165 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,981 But you know what really made this little angel possible? 166 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,675 A time machine? 167 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,445 A positive attitude. 168 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,486 You may not have my fertile body, 169 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,546 but with my help you can still be a mother. 170 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,855 (SINGING) Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop 171 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,122 Make the booty go wah, wah, wah 172 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,595 Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop 173 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,165 Make the booty go wah, wah, wah 174 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,291 Nice. 175 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,732 Yo, who you waiting on again? 176 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:20,966 Her name's Angie. Well, she might be my surrogate mother. 177 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,133 That's right. You got your baby mama coming. 178 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,801 You know I got two baby mamas, right? 179 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,368 No, this is different. You had relationships with those women. 180 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,879 No, I had no relationships with those women. 181 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,973 I had relations with those women. 182 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,382 No. I'm paying her. This was set up by an agency. 183 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:37,820 There are contracts involved. It's strictly business. 184 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,859 You pay the bills, she have the baby. That's called a baby mama. 185 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,588 You ask any black man in Philadelphia. 186 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,859 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 187 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,832 Yo, what if that's your baby mama? 188 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:49,925 I don't think that's her. 189 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,300 (SINGING) Here come your baby mama 190 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,430 Riding a Suzuki 191 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,071 I wanna spend about 15 minutes here, 192 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,512 then I wanna get my picture taken punching the Rocky statue. 193 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,912 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to sketch it, 194 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,177 'cause I didn't bring a camera. 195 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,277 Okay, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to sabotage my art. 196 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,582 This might be them. CARL: All right, I'm an artist. 197 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,145 Oscar, this might be them. - I want it to look artistic. 198 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,747 You told me to tell you when you were sounding ignorant. 199 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:13,849 You're sounding ignorant. 200 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,723 Angie? - What? 201 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,921 I'm Kate. 202 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,361 Hi. 203 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,030 Nice to meet you. This is Carl, my husband. 204 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,227 Common-law. 205 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,293 He always says that. 206 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,362 Well, please, come on in. 207 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,440 Thank you. 208 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,380 Listen, shut her down in drive and slam it into park 209 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,709 or it'll start smoking, okay? 210 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,943 And I'll be back with this. 211 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,293 KATE: So, how long have you two been together? 212 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,624 We met the summer after I discontinued high school. 213 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,823 And we've been together ever since. 214 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,490 He never officially asked me to be his wife, 215 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,159 but he never asked me to not be his wife either, 216 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,499 so things are going pretty good. 217 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,703 Wow. The place is amazing. 218 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:05,901 Let me... 219 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,036 Beautiful. 220 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:12,049 Kind of looks like Kate Hudson's New York pied-�-terre. 221 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,179 She read that somewhere. I don't think she's saying it right. 222 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,314 No, she's saying it right. 223 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,150 Out of all the places that we've interviewed at, 224 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,024 this is by far the nicest. 225 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,084 What does your husband do? 226 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,461 Well, I don't have a husband. 227 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,729 Got this place all by yourself? Must have a really fancy job. 228 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,102 Well, I am the vice president of development for Round Earth Foods. 229 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,869 So you take over if the president is shot? 230 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:37,931 (STAMMERING) Well... 231 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,103 I like your shirt. - Thanks. 232 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,708 It's a shirt-vest kind of... I don't know. 233 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,878 I just like making styles and stuff. It's something I like to do. 234 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,085 What, you don't get down with rap? 235 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:56,719 Boy, somewhere in there I have an old Salt-n-Pepa CD. 236 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:57,951 Hmm... 237 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,261 What do you do, Carl? 238 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,029 Carl is an inventor/entrepreneur. 239 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,127 Yeah. 240 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,468 I'm still looking for that home run, you know. 241 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:12,374 I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was like... 242 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,002 I mean, I could've kicked myself. 243 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,671 That was so hard on him. 244 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,807 Now we're pretty tight on cash. 245 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,874 So that led you to surrogacy? 246 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,214 Hey, I gotta say, 247 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,586 when I first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby, 248 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,648 I felt weird about it. 249 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,215 Then I thought, "Oh, my God, 250 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,286 "if my wife's gotta have sex with someone else's husband to do this..." 251 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,990 Out of the question. - "...that's gonna cost extra." 252 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,555 It's out of the question. 253 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,527 ANGIE: Wow. This is a nice view. 254 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,604 So, have you done this before? 255 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,800 No. But I know I'm good at getting pregnant. 256 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,502 (STAMMERING) That's not what I'm asking about. 257 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:45,941 You know, we've all had our scares. 258 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,138 No, not really. - Me neither. 259 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,044 Pardon my asking this, but how many couples, women, 260 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,714 how many people are you interviewing before you make your decision? 261 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,852 I guess you're like our sixth or seventh. 262 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,657 And how's it going? 263 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,561 Good. 264 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,360 You know how in science they say that 265 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:12,063 everybody's aura gives off a different color? 266 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,002 I can read those auras. 267 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,439 I'm very sensitive to people's energies. 268 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,442 So, I meet new people and I get exhausted. 269 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,772 Oh, yeah. 270 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,741 What color is my aura? 271 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,975 Let me see. 272 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,718 Sunsetty. It's like a sunset. 273 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,584 I'm really digging it. - Good. 274 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,248 Congratulations. - Good, good. 275 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,347 Really good color. 276 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,585 Well, good. 277 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,288 Because I really hope that you like me, Angie, 278 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:41,732 because I'm asking you for a very big favor, you know. 279 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,634 You have a God-given ability that I just don't have. 280 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,171 I know I could be good at this. 281 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:48,433 I think you could, too. 282 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,236 And, you know, it's nice to feel... 283 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,867 Needed? - Yeah. Needed. 284 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,241 Important, useful? 285 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,506 I like all those words. 286 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,344 Yeah, well, I can't do this without you. I've tried. 287 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,111 I need you, Angie. 288 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,754 I'm gonna make a decision. 289 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,815 I made my decision. 290 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,450 Decision made. 291 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,294 Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me. 292 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,732 Angie, I'm gonna put my baby inside you. 293 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,601 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 294 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,883 This stuff is good. What's the street name for this? 295 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,568 So as you can see, 296 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:34,703 we've transferred three of Kate's fertilized eggs to your womb, Angie. 297 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,610 Now with the hormones you've been taking, 298 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:40,174 the probability of success is about 60%. 299 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:43,449 You should continue taking the hormones and get as much rest as possible. 300 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:47,185 And in about two weeks, you can take a home pregnancy test. 301 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,291 ANGIE: I live right here. 302 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,007 Thanks for driving me all the way home. 303 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,549 Carl couldn't leave the house 'cause he's trying to win a radio contest. 304 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,414 Well, I would've offered to do it anyway. 305 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,544 Here, let me give you some money for gas. 306 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,486 No, no, please. It's my treat. 307 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,580 Really? 308 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,284 Of course. Angie, you don't understand. 309 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,589 I want to be there for you every step of the way. 310 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,021 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 311 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,225 I hope you don't mind. I bought you some groceries. 312 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,133 I thought you might want to start eating organic. 313 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,036 (SCOFFS) That crap is for rich people who hate themselves. 314 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,971 Sorry, this place is such a mess. 315 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,906 I haven't had time to clean up. 316 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,434 No, it has a nice old-timey smell. 317 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,674 Is that an alligator? 318 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,685 Hellboy? No, that's Carl's iguana. 319 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:51,655 Great. Well, I'm gonna put this fruit in your refrigerator. 320 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,653 CARL: That's the song! 321 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,991 When they play Red Red Wine, you gotta be the 103.7th caller. 322 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,898 What up, baby lady? - Hello. 323 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,266 Shut the door, Carl! 324 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,804 How am I gonna talk through a door? 325 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,169 How can you be the 103.7th caller? 326 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,108 Angie, I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you. 327 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,235 That don't make no sense. 328 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,075 I will see you in two weeks. Please try to get some... 329 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,081 Would you grab my smokes? 330 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,878 You know you're not supposed to smoke in front of me. I'm trying to quit. 331 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,216 ...rest. Try to get some rest. Yeah, that's your situation, all right? 332 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,450 I'm in here trying to win us Arena Football tickets. 333 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,923 Close the door, Carl. 334 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,824 KATE: So, what we're looking for 335 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,887 is at least 15,000 square feet in the next cool neighborhood. 336 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,523 It can be open lots. 337 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,795 It can be buildings that we buy and tear down, 338 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,130 although no historic buildings. 339 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,671 We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood, 340 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,502 not destroying its character. 341 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:48,513 Also, Barry would like to use mostly found and recycled materials. 342 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,639 So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise. 343 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,580 I don't care what we spend, but we have to get it right. 344 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,772 Shannon! Dante! Anybody? 345 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:24,239 Sorry about that. Welcome to Super Fruity. What can I get you? 346 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:27,342 Does the Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana? 347 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,979 in fact contain banana? 348 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,023 Yeah. Yeah, but it's a good question. 349 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,321 I think the name's a little more clever than it is informative. 350 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,089 Well, I will try it. 351 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:38,184 Okay. 352 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,658 Hey, I'm looking for a new apartment. 353 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,428 What is your read on this neighborhood? 354 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:47,836 The neighborhood's good. It's good. It's changing a lot. 355 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,033 A lot of condos going up. 356 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,372 The real estate people are trying to give it one of those 357 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,873 clever names, they call it WeBeSoCa, 358 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:59,849 which is Webster, south of Catherine, I guess. 359 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,449 How's business? 360 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,681 It's a little slow. 361 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:11,559 But kind of tough, you know, going up against the man. 362 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,688 The cops? 363 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:13,788 Jamba Juice. 364 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,093 Jamba Juice is the man? 365 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,191 Yeah. 366 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,428 Corporate juice pimps. 367 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,697 Thought you should know, and you'll feel free to tell your friends. 368 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,705 Okay. I will tell them. 369 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:27,240 Okay, now. You have a super fruity day. 370 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,309 I want you to start finding out 371 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:38,448 what's available between the 1500 block and 1800 block of West Catherine Street. 372 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,854 (CALL WAITING CHIMES) 373 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,189 Ron, I gotta call you back. 374 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,784 Angie? - Hi, it's Angie. 375 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,092 I know. I know. So, any news? 376 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,031 Well, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said yes. 377 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:50,290 (SQUEALS) 378 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,162 Angie, that is just the greatest news! 379 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,761 That's just unbelievably great. 380 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:54,828 Yeah, yeah. 381 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:56,735 Thank you so much, Angie. 382 00:22:56,808 --> 00:23:00,266 If you need anything, anything at all, you let me know, okay? 383 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:01,573 Yeah, okay. I will. 384 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:04,906 I'm having a baby! 385 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:09,175 (WHOOPS) 386 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,211 (WHOOPS MEEKLY) 387 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,456 (YELLING) 388 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,304 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 389 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:34,667 Hello. 390 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,737 What if the baby's a hermaphrodite? 391 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:37,804 What? 392 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,475 A chick with a dick. 393 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,883 I heard it happens to about 2% of babies. 394 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,250 Well, that's crazy. 395 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,789 That would mean that 10 people from our high school were hermaphrodites. 396 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:46,949 Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. 397 00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:48,549 No, that sounds about right, actually. 398 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,323 You can't solve problems by worrying about them. 399 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,728 Is that Alex? What does she want for her birthday? 400 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:57,200 Karaoke Revolution or a cell phone. 401 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,600 She's four. 402 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,732 Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to call me every day? 403 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,673 She just seems so chaotic. 404 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:05,903 I don't know if she's eating right. 405 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,239 Is she getting enough exercise? 406 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:08,939 Is she moving around too much? 407 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,242 You're only six weeks in. 408 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,045 You can't put her in a cage and force-feed her. 409 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,278 I know. I know. 410 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,649 Expecting a baby? 411 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,184 Did I tell you? I found a location for the new store. 412 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,348 Yeah, I have to pitch it tomorrow. 413 00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:22,985 It's gonna be a girl. That's what's making your hair so dry. 414 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:24,493 Cash or credit? 415 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:25,587 Cash. 416 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:32,734 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 417 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:46,343 Oscar? 418 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,385 You got baby mama drama. 419 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,050 Hey, I left Carl. 420 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:57,561 I found out he was effing around on me, so we got into a huge fight. 421 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,290 Things got really physical. 422 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:00,456 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 423 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,261 Yeah. I didn't hit him too hard. 424 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,734 Hey, I brought you a picture of the baby. 425 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:07,169 You know, an ultrasound picture. 426 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,706 Oh, my gosh. 427 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:13,068 Looks like a squirrel. 428 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:16,339 A cute, cute squirrel. 429 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,712 Anyway, it's kind of early, so you can't really see anything, 430 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:21,616 but they took a picture of it just to make sure it's growing right. 431 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,948 They said all the parts are good. 432 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,148 Why didn't you tell me? I would've been there. 433 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,657 (SIGHS) I didn't want to bother you. 434 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:30,917 (SOBBING) 435 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,836 Don't worry. This couch is more comfortable than it looks. 436 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:44,205 I also put a stack of clean towels for you in the bathroom. 437 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,540 Do you need a toothbrush? 438 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:49,739 Because I have some extras that I keep for houseguests. 439 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,852 Good night, squirrel. 440 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:09,362 What we have here is our Boo Boo Buster No-Slam Door, okay? 441 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:10,423 Watch how this works. 442 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,630 You can just slam it. It bounces right back. 443 00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,832 So you can put your fingers right on in there, and it wouldn't... 444 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,966 Not you, it'll only work for baby fingers. 445 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,305 Okay. - Okay? 446 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,080 Also included in your premium package, 447 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,616 we have child protection everywhere. 448 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:30,082 The doors, the door handles, you have the cabinets, 449 00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:34,215 caps all over the outlets, cabinets, everything. 450 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,886 It's just baby-proof all over the place. 451 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:40,398 Shouldn't be a problem for anybody over the age of seven. 452 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:47,299 You sure have done a great job 453 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,169 getting an early jump on your baby-proofing. 454 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,434 Well, you guys are the best in the city, 455 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:51,998 and I didn't want to risk being on a waiting list. 456 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:56,104 True. But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant. 457 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,422 There's something wrong with your toilet. 458 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:11,759 I'm sorry I broke one of your rules. 459 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,355 You peed in the sink. Isn't that against everyone's rules? 460 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,798 Only a crazy person locks their toilet. 461 00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,995 It's for the baby. It's safe. 462 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,401 Please don't touch anything else. 463 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,461 (DOOR SLAMS) 464 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,250 I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. 465 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,877 45 minutes late. This isn't like you. 466 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:38,684 I'm sorry, Barry. I'm just a little out of whack today. 467 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:41,225 Want me to get Dr. Gary down here? Give you a shot of bee pollen? 468 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,351 No, thank you. I'm good. Let's do this. 469 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,259 Thank you for waiting, everyone. 470 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:48,230 This may look like a dilapidated warehouse... 471 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:51,595 (SINGING) Lady Luck gets on my side 472 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,264 We're gonna rock this town alive 473 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,099 I'll let her rough me up 474 00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:57,196 Thanks, Oscar. 475 00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,264 She knocks me out 476 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,835 She walks like she talks like she talks like she walks 477 00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:03,141 She bangs, she bangs 478 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,341 Hey. - What are you doing? 479 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,509 What is this mess? 480 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:07,642 Oh, baby, she moves, she moves 481 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,914 This game is awesome. Where did you get this? 482 00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:12,047 That's supposed to be my niece's birthday present. 483 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,147 Sorry. 484 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,782 Angie, what kind of food is this for a pregnant woman? 485 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:18,488 Dr. Pepper, Pringles, Tastykakes? 486 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,589 Red Bull? 487 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,134 Angie, Red Bull? 488 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:27,638 You have to remember that you are carrying something very precious. 489 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,230 Like a little puppy. - Yeah. 490 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,500 Yeah. Or a baby. 491 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:35,205 What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to. 492 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,339 If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out going... 493 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,712 (GROWLING) 494 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:42,181 Are those cigarettes? 495 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:43,413 What? No. Where? 496 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:46,116 Do you know how stupid it is to smoke at all, 497 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:47,624 let alone when you are pregnant? 498 00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:49,284 I'm not smoking. I swear, I'm not... 499 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,622 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 500 00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:55,424 Why would you answer my phone? 501 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,092 Hello. BARRY: Kate, we're moving forward. 502 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,693 I think that that is a great decision, Barry. 503 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:03,969 Yes, let's get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine. 504 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,100 We should close in a couple of weeks. 505 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:07,144 I want you to put together a press conference. 506 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,975 How about we start with a little community outreach 507 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:11,811 and get the people in the neighborhood on our side, 508 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,783 and then let the press find us? 509 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:17,117 That's why I'm a genius for hiring people like you. 510 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,515 All right, you. 511 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,925 My job gives me access to the most nutritious, 512 00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:25,189 chemical-free food in the world. 513 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,562 I don't want my kid born addicted to high-fructose corn syrup. 514 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:33,434 There is a thing called being too healthy. That's what killed Bruce Lee. 515 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,564 Really? Where did you read that? The Weekly World Dum-Dum? 516 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:41,271 All right. This is your folic acid and this is your pre-natal vitamin. 517 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,643 You're serious about this? 518 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:45,444 I don't want my baby to have a pinhead. 519 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,348 I can't do it. 520 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:49,818 I got it. It's going... 521 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,651 I can't swallow it. 522 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,719 What is this? 523 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,819 Water. 524 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,659 It's horrible! 525 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,165 I need a... - No, I can't put it in your butt. 526 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:06,533 Angie, cats can do this. Come on. 527 00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:08,401 It's in there. - Just try. 528 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,770 Just relax. 529 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:12,537 Close your eyes, open your mouth, 530 00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,978 and do it! Swallow it. 531 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,173 Take it. There you go! You did it. 532 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,686 Hey, I'm just like a lot of you. 533 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:27,487 I grew up at 52nd and Walnut. I attended West Philly High. 534 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:31,222 I smoked a joint with Hall & Oates during the bicentennial, all of that. 535 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,127 But unlike a lot of you, 536 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,792 I have since traveled the world. 537 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:39,394 I've had papaya on the beach at Virgin Gorda. 538 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:43,463 I've toasted pine nuts at the mouth of an active volcano. 539 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:47,602 I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing salmon. 540 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,338 And I'm here to share my experiences with you. 541 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,941 You know, I was talking to Jimmy Buffett this morning about trans fats... 542 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,883 Barry, the time. 543 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,615 Well, I'm sorry I can't stay longer, 544 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,885 but I have to swing by my son's graduation. 545 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,187 So I will turn you over 546 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:05,855 to our vice president of development, Ms. Kate Holbrook. 547 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:11,157 Good morning and thank you... 548 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,464 Will there be pedestrian access during construction? 549 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,368 How can you charge $4 for one mango? 550 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:15,838 MAN: What's your carbon footprint? 551 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,808 Okay, how about we line up down front here at the microphone? 552 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,606 And I can take your questions... 553 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,613 And I can take your questions one at a time. 554 00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:25,874 Hi. 555 00:31:26,684 --> 00:31:30,848 Rob Ackerman, WeBeSoCa Small Business Owners' Association, 556 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:34,358 and I also own Super Fruity Smoothies. 557 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,120 It's like Jamba Juice. 558 00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:39,254 No, it's not. It's not like Jamba Juice at all. 559 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,097 I think you've been to my store. 560 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,929 Yes, I have. I remember. 561 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:46,562 Did you ever find that apartment you were looking for? 562 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,195 Not yet. No. 563 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,868 Here's my question. Exactly what portion of your profits 564 00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:53,103 are gonna go towards rebuilding 565 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:55,975 and the revitalization of our community? 566 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,275 ALL: Yes! 567 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,015 Thank you for that question. 568 00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:09,554 Those are free, by the way. You don't have to sneak them. 569 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:12,460 All of this stuff is our gift to you. 570 00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:13,758 Hey, Kate. 571 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:15,458 Hi. 572 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:16,693 What a spread. 573 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:17,792 Thanks. 574 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,427 So, I had one last question for you. 575 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,732 Okay. 576 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:23,501 You never told me how you liked the smoothie. 577 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,509 Well, a little too much banana for me. 578 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:27,874 Wow. 579 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:29,835 You know, Mr. Ackerman... 580 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:30,972 No, no, no. 581 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,279 Mr. Ackerman's my dog. You gotta call me Rob. 582 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:36,013 Okay, Rob. I really don't want any tension 583 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,816 with the Small Business Owners' Association. 584 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,084 So I would be happy to sit down with you some time and... 585 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:41,523 You asking me out on a date? 586 00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:42,616 No. 587 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:45,094 You sure? 'Cause you lied to me once already. 588 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,996 Yes, I'm sure. 589 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,897 See you around. 590 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:54,931 And then he asked me if I was asking him out, and I was like, "What?" 591 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:56,166 CAROLINE ON PHONE: Is he cute? 592 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,605 Yes, but you're missing the point. 593 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,336 (CALL WAITING CHIMES) 594 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,742 Hold on, Caroline. 595 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:02,837 Angie? 596 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,041 ANGIE: I'm starving! 597 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,140 Well, look in the refrigerator, 598 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:09,414 there's a big container of Monster Health Pea Soup. 599 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,547 This looks really weird and healthy. I don't like it. 600 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:13,954 It's good for you. 601 00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,083 I'm not trying to be dramatic, 602 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,787 but I would rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food. 603 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,760 Angie, just eat it, okay? Bye. 604 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:25,292 Caroline? She's crazy. It is like living with a child. 605 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:27,367 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) Well, you know, you will literally be 606 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:28,928 living with a child soon. 607 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,702 (CHILD SCREAMING) Maybe you need to just get used to it. 608 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:32,140 Alex! Alex! 609 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:35,439 Wait. I'm an adult. She's an adult. We will work this out. 610 00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:37,738 (MAN CHATTERING ON CD) 611 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:41,649 You know, studies show that babies can learn a second language in the womb. 612 00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:44,381 You know, you should play an English tape, so it can come out talking, 613 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,821 and it can be in commercials, and you'll make a lot of money. 614 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:50,725 MAN: Next. The elephant has big ears. 615 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,020 (MAN CONTINUES CHATTERING IN SPANISH) 616 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:56,624 Your CD's skipping. I'm gonna watch TV instead. 617 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:03,404 Oh, man. This show's awesome. In this next clip is a dad playing baseball 618 00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:04,463 with his son. 619 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:06,508 That kid's gonna hit his dad in the nuts. 620 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,874 Beautiful day! What could possibly go wrong? 621 00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:10,140 Hey, have you seen this one before? 622 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:13,012 You have a kid with a Wiffleball bat and a dad with a crotch. 623 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:15,211 Proudest moment in any father-son relationship. 624 00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:18,619 You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending! 625 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:21,089 Here comes the pitch! 626 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:26,024 It is! It's still funny! 627 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,996 Oh, man. 628 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,299 Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? 629 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,202 I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 630 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,797 Do you think you're at an Arby's right now? 631 00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:38,671 You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's. 632 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,712 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there. 633 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:42,939 (GASPS) 634 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:45,039 Did you stick all this gum under here? 635 00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,845 I don't know! 636 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,749 Maybe you stuck some of it under there. 637 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,687 Yeah, actually you might be right, 638 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,621 because sometimes when I work a really long day, 639 00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:56,785 I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum 640 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:59,386 and stick it under my reclaimed BarnWood coffee table! 641 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:01,022 Bitch, I don't know your life! 642 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,861 All right, ladies, there's no need to yell. 643 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,768 Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there. 644 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:07,896 No, it doesn't. 645 00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:11,066 Kate, you're used to being the boss, 646 00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:15,511 and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive. 647 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:18,378 I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now. 648 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,076 Are you saying... 649 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:23,143 That's right. I'm expecting again. 650 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:27,050 Expecting what, a social security check? 651 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,956 It's weird, isn't it? - Yeah. 652 00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:30,926 These conflicts are normal. 653 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:36,956 This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for. 654 00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:38,763 Jonathan would like to share again. 655 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,599 I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me 656 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:44,437 of something I was journaling, just the other day. 657 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:47,603 I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot, 658 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:51,774 because I think she's becoming morbidly obese. 659 00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:54,909 And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant. 660 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:58,251 And then I realized that I am... 661 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,820 I'm... No. I am... Okay. 662 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:09,356 I'm anorexic, and it's really hard, because she's so fat. 663 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,459 And I... I love Christopher so much, 664 00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:15,734 and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat. 665 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:19,139 And it's just me and two fatties. 666 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:22,611 I'm proud of you, Jonathan. Thank you for sharing that. 667 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,113 Yeah, that's a... 668 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,649 CHAFFEE: Thank you. 669 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,886 Anyone else? 670 00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,080 I can go. - Dave? 671 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:35,956 The wife and I are Methodists. Ashley here is a Wiccan. 672 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:41,922 It's kind of like a witch. They have stores, I think. 673 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:48,097 But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child, 674 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:52,370 but I came around to the idea, or she put a spell on me. 675 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,101 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 676 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,271 Did you do that, Ashley? 677 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,205 I'm sorry. 678 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:01,217 I'd like to share something. CHAFFEE: Please. 679 00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:03,253 Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms... 680 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:05,789 Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either. I don't go to therapy. 681 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:08,950 Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my business. 682 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:11,756 Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair, 683 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:15,162 it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their business. 684 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,996 That happened two times! 685 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:21,232 Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby, 686 00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:24,138 and you do wanna get paid, right? 687 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,402 Yeah. 688 00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:28,445 That means that Kate does deserve some input. 689 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:32,243 But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee, 690 00:37:32,316 --> 00:37:33,408 but your partner. 691 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:37,079 Yeah, Kate, we're partners, like Tom and Jerry. 692 00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:38,587 Tom and Jerry hate each other. 693 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:40,749 What? They love each other! What show are you watching? 694 00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:41,883 They're a cat and a mouse. 695 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,256 They have so much fun together! 696 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:44,726 Children in Japan can understand that. 697 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,057 You are dead wrong. 698 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,566 I want you two to spend more time together. 699 00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:50,658 (SCOFFING) 700 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,635 That's impossible. We're always together. - I don't... Yeah. 701 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,830 Let Angie help you get ready for the baby. 702 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:57,305 Decorate the nursery together, pick out a crib. 703 00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,469 Do all the things you would do if you were pregnant, 704 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,273 just do them with Angie. 705 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,711 Wake up, partner. It's time for birthing class. 706 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,308 Yay. 707 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,678 Welcome to The Birthing Center. 708 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:11,881 In this birthing class, 709 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,720 we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, 710 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,955 and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers... 711 00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:19,053 No. - No. 712 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,258 ...prepare for that marathon of labor. 713 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,766 Quick question before we start. 714 00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:28,032 How many of you are planning on doing natural childbirth? 715 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:31,541 That's a good show of hands. That's so great, you're all so great. 716 00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:37,241 And how many of you are planning on using toxic Western medications 717 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,512 to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort? Anyone? 718 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:42,449 (WHOOPING) 719 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:51,886 Now this, this is the Lexus of strollers. 720 00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:54,829 Got an iPod adapter, leather trim. Check that out, feel that. 721 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:56,833 Back of your hand, back of your hand. 722 00:38:56,901 --> 00:38:59,927 Now, what's the first word you think of when you think of stroller? 723 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,301 Baby. 724 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:03,033 Okay, what's the second word you think of? 725 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,075 Infant. - No. 726 00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:08,771 It's "top of the line safety features." Check this out. 727 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:12,005 I'll take it. 728 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,575 (SINGING) I'm never gonna dance again 729 00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:19,089 Guilty feet have got no rhythm 730 00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:21,647 Though it's easy to pretend 731 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,923 I know you're not a fool 732 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:26,394 What is the point of that game? 733 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,865 It gives you points depending on how good you sing. 734 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:30,923 I'm the highest scorer. 735 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,492 You're the only one that's ever played it. 736 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,129 What is that smell? 737 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,571 I'm dying my roots. 738 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,574 I was just trying to get some highlights. 739 00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:40,041 So many chemicals! 740 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,045 You're a brunette, you don't understand! 741 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:43,478 You're a brunette! 742 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,640 I was blond when I was a kid! 743 00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:50,850 I'm clean. I'm clean! 744 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,922 (MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON CD) 745 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,656 Hi. 746 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:05,202 I'm sorry, I think I may have overreacted back there. 747 00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:06,702 You think? 748 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:11,000 It's just this whole thing is very important to me. 749 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,633 And frankly, it makes me a little bit crazy 750 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,678 that you get to feel it and experience it, 751 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,576 while I just watch. 752 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,278 And I might be a little bit jealous. 753 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:27,654 Jealous? How could you be jealous of me? 754 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,792 I'm sorry I called you stupid. 755 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,793 I'm sorry I farted into your purse. 756 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:38,232 What? 757 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,871 I found this shell while running barefoot through the Toronto airport. 758 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:53,782 I want you to make our flagship store like this shell. 759 00:40:57,354 --> 00:41:00,118 You want it to look like the shell? 760 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,826 You know, Rick, when you talk to me in that tone of voice, 761 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,724 I get incredibly angry. 762 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:05,819 I couldn't have been more specific... 763 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,659 You want it to have the essence of the shell. 764 00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:12,725 Yes, that's it, exactly. Thank you, Kate. I'm sorry I flipped, Rick. 765 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,271 Give me the essence of this shell. 766 00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,673 As your pregnancy progresses, 767 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:23,508 your partner can help you prep your perineum 768 00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:26,175 for the great stretch of delivery. 769 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:31,985 Massage the area daily with a little EVOO 770 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:35,719 to help you stretch and prevent tearing. 771 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:37,158 What is she talking about? 772 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,755 I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint. 773 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,999 Is it cool if maybe I just spray a little PAM down in that area, 774 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,732 right before the baby comes out? 775 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:51,331 You have to admit it's a valid suggestion. 776 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,635 ANGIE: So, are you pissed that no one ever married you? 777 00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:57,738 Well, I almost got married once to a guy named Scott. 778 00:41:57,815 --> 00:42:00,340 We were together for six and a half years. 779 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:02,317 Damn, just shy of common-law. 780 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:05,549 Yeah, actually. He was the only guy I ever lived with. 781 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:09,423 So now he has three kids, beautiful kids, with another woman, 782 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:11,757 an old co-worker of mine, actually. 783 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,729 That sucks. 784 00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:14,855 You know what? Don't worry about it, 785 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:18,026 'cause you're super-successful, and you have sweet-ass legs. 786 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,297 Thank you, I think. 787 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,271 I had one good boyfriend before Carl. 788 00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:23,397 Really? 789 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,964 Donny Landis. 790 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,977 We used to work at Blimpie together when we were 16, 791 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,104 and sit and eat pickles in the back. 792 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,877 He waited a whole month before he touched my boobs. 793 00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,646 Then he went to the University of Scranton, 794 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,119 and I never heard from him again. 795 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:40,213 He was my Justin Timberlake. 796 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,259 Angie, you can still have a totally different life. 797 00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:44,260 You're a very smart person. 798 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:45,386 Thanks. 799 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,862 (MUSIC PLAYING ON KARAOKE MACHINE) 800 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:51,128 KATE: I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way. 801 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:52,691 Yeah, that's what it's about. 802 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:54,829 There's a lot of techniques that you can use. 803 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,635 (SINGING OFF-KEY) I come home in the morning light 804 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:02,202 My mother says When you gonna live your life right? 805 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:03,610 You gotta hold the note till the end. 806 00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:06,206 We're not the fortunate ones 807 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:09,650 And girls just want to have fun 808 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:14,680 Oh, girls just want to have fun 809 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,783 Come on, get up here. 810 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:18,384 Just wanna, they just wanna 811 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:20,657 Just wanna, they just wanna 812 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:22,323 They just wanna, they just wanna 813 00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:24,333 They just wanna, they just wanna 814 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,301 Girls! - Girls! 815 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:28,304 Girls just wanna have fun 816 00:43:28,372 --> 00:43:33,036 Girls just wanna have fun 817 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,470 I think that was harmony. 818 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,912 That was harmony! 819 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,718 Look at her. She's got good jugs. 820 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,616 My avatar is dressed like a whore. 821 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:45,721 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 822 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:07,569 So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl? 823 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:11,843 I want you to come home. Baby, I miss you. 824 00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:13,610 I haven't had sex in two weeks. 825 00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:15,709 I've been gone a month. 826 00:44:15,786 --> 00:44:16,775 Whatever. 827 00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,913 Carl, after spending time with Kate, 828 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:21,787 I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going, 829 00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:25,659 and I feel like that direction does not include you. Carl! 830 00:44:25,729 --> 00:44:28,197 You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news. 831 00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:30,358 She's using you to have a baby. 832 00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:32,402 You think you guys would be friends in real life? 833 00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:35,927 She's a business lady. It's just business. 834 00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:39,208 You don't even know her, Carl. 835 00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:41,642 All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal. 836 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:42,736 Who's the one who said you should go 837 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:45,509 into the baby-making business in the first place? Me. 838 00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:48,676 When the pee-stick said no, who's the one who figured out how to keep things going? 839 00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:50,219 Me. 840 00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:52,778 You should... - Here you go. 841 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:56,189 You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl. 842 00:44:57,227 --> 00:45:00,492 Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant like you were supposed to. 843 00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:03,624 You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady. Real dumb. 844 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,293 We were supposed to forge the test, 845 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,132 send her the ultrasound picture in the mail, 846 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,536 and then cash the checks. One, two, three. 847 00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:12,006 The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way. 848 00:45:12,076 --> 00:45:15,102 'Cause it was a squirrel. That's all I could find on the Internet. 849 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:18,876 Look, Katie's gonna notice. You're not getting bigger. 850 00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:20,143 When you go to the doctor's office, 851 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,617 and you take the test, she's gonna know. 852 00:45:22,686 --> 00:45:25,985 Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off. 853 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:33,630 Excuse me. These are mine, right? 854 00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:35,892 How far along are you? 855 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,792 I'm pretty pregnant. 856 00:45:37,868 --> 00:45:39,460 She's 14 weeks. 857 00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:43,666 Me, too! You're so lucky. You're not showing at all. 858 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,572 Nice talking to you. 859 00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,341 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 860 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:11,957 (RETCHING) 861 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,032 Angie? 862 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:17,432 I'm going to work. Feel better, okay? 863 00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:20,136 I'm done. No. I'm not done! 864 00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:23,238 Morning sickness. 865 00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:24,337 Sounds like she's dying. 866 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,473 Just so pregnant. 867 00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:34,214 Right there. 868 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,315 What? 869 00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:36,984 On your hand. - Where? 870 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,687 Right... Yup... See. Right. - Where? 871 00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:42,129 Girl, that's vomit! 872 00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:44,292 Do something about them vomit chunks, girl! 873 00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:45,835 Okay. God! 874 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:02,281 I love it, Kate. 875 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:06,015 I wanna reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact. 876 00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:07,078 Yay. 877 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:17,889 (CLEARING THROAT) 878 00:47:30,714 --> 00:47:33,410 You can stay, Rick, if you... Okay. 879 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:39,818 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 880 00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:46,427 (RINGING CONTINUES) 881 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:51,567 In the last 24 hours, I got clearances on the titles and the permits, 882 00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:54,934 tax-incentive grants from the city and the states, 883 00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:58,736 and Barry on the plane to surf camp. 884 00:47:58,809 --> 00:47:59,833 I'm at the top of my game. 885 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:01,468 That's great! 886 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,740 Let's do something. Let's celebrate! 887 00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:07,648 I thought we could order food and watch this DVD that I got. 888 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:10,186 It's a British documentary about a woman 889 00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:14,156 who gives birth to a 15-pound baby, vaginally. 890 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:17,159 Can't wait to not watch this. You and I need to go out. 891 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:19,092 Let's go clubbing. - Clubbing? 892 00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:22,689 You need to get out of your comfort zone. Go meet some dudes. 893 00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:25,428 Although, I do have a new ginger body splash that I've been dying to try. 894 00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:26,662 Wow! - Yes. 895 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,364 That's really frisky. Let's do it. 896 00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:30,798 WOMAN ON CD: Congratulations! 897 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,211 (PUMPING AIR) 898 00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:57,622 You're wearing that? 899 00:48:57,701 --> 00:49:00,169 Well, we are going to a nightclub. 900 00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:04,673 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 901 00:49:12,716 --> 00:49:15,310 Ain't no good gonna come of this. 902 00:49:20,924 --> 00:49:23,222 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 903 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:24,760 ANGIE: This place is awesome. 904 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:29,026 I haven't been to a place like this since ever. 905 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:34,503 Okay. She'll have a double margarita, no ice, and two of those. 906 00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:38,439 And I'll have a bottle of water. 907 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:42,139 Hey, let's dance! - Okay! 908 00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:44,377 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 909 00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:58,485 Stop framing your face. 910 00:49:58,562 --> 00:49:59,790 Okay. 911 00:49:59,863 --> 00:50:01,228 I think it's good! 912 00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:02,492 It's not. 913 00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:15,374 Here, drink this!