1 00:00:24,398 --> 00:00:26,108 Yeow-hoo-hooeee! 2 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,713 Maa-ax! 3 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:55,096 Maa-ax! 4 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:03,521 Maa-ax! 5 00:01:07,441 --> 00:01:09,193 Roxanne? 6 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,242 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 7 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,084 - Ahh. - Oh! 8 00:01:38,347 --> 00:01:39,473 What's wrong? 9 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:42,727 Argh! 10 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:46,981 Argh! Ooo-ooo. 11 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,026 Aah! Oh! 12 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:56,157 - Argh! No! - Look! 13 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:02,872 - Ayuk! O-O-Oh! 14 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,218 Uh... Ahh! Hello? Ahem. Hello. 15 00:02:16,385 --> 00:02:18,054 Max, where the heck are you, man? 16 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,264 - P.J.? - You should've been here an hour ago. 17 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,725 What? What are... Hold on. 18 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,018 Oh, no! 19 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,771 Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. 20 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:27,937 No way, man. 21 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,191 It's now or never. Oooh! 22 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,194 You better get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker. 23 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:37,031 Ayuk! Mornin', son! 24 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,657 Dad! 25 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:40,910 Oops! I forgot. 26 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,580 Ayuk! Mornin', son! 27 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:47,583 Came to see if you had any... dirty clothes. 28 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,585 Well, there they are. Help yourself. 29 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,254 Max, I thought we talked about this. 30 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:55,424 Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I-I'll take care of it later. Ow! 31 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,843 - What's the big rush? - I'm running late. 32 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:59,804 I could drive ya on my way to work. 33 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,389 Uh, no. No, thanks. 34 00:03:01,555 --> 00:03:05,351 - I, uh, need the exercise. - Aw, come on, Max. Huh?? 35 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,813 Dad! No, don't do it! 36 00:03:08,979 --> 00:03:11,232 Don't... No! 37 00:03:12,316 --> 00:03:15,152 Oh, Dad, you ruined it. 38 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:16,737 Sorry 'bout that. 39 00:03:17,279 --> 00:03:18,447 Who was he, anyway? 40 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:22,076 It's only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet. 41 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:26,455 Ooh, not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King. 42 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:30,292 Everybody mambo! Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom 43 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:33,462 Dad, there's no time for this. What if the neighbors see us? 44 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,005 Boom-boom-boom 45 00:03:37,299 --> 00:03:38,384 Maxie, wait up! 46 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,803 You forgot your lunch. 47 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,723 - Have a good day! - Duh... Ah! 48 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:45,850 Huh. 49 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:48,894 They've been laughin' Since I can remember 50 00:03:49,061 --> 00:03:52,356 But they're not gonna laugh any more 51 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,233 No more "Maxie the Geek" 52 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,901 No more "Goof of the Week" 53 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:59,029 Like before 54 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,575 No more algebra tests 'til September 55 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,578 No more lookin' at losers like him 56 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:09,248 - No more havin' to cheat - No more mystery meat 57 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,250 - No more gym - No more gym 58 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,169 - No more gym - No more gym 59 00:04:13,335 --> 00:04:15,921 - Gonna move to the mall - Gonna live in the pool 60 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:18,090 - Oh! - Gonna talk to Roxanne 61 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,217 And not feel like a fool 62 00:04:20,384 --> 00:04:23,220 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin' 63 00:04:23,387 --> 00:04:26,724 After today, she'll be mine 64 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:30,478 After today, my brains'll be snoozin' 65 00:04:30,644 --> 00:04:33,272 If I don't faint, I'll be fine 66 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:37,067 I've got 40 more minutes Of home economics 67 00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:40,446 - Then down with the textbooks - And up with the comics 68 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,741 Just think of all The time I've been losin' 69 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:47,244 Finding the right thing to say 70 00:04:47,411 --> 00:04:50,873 But things'll be goin' my way After today 71 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,918 She looked right through me 72 00:04:54,084 --> 00:05:00,132 And who could blame her I need a new me 73 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:03,552 Plus some positive proof That I'm not just a goof 74 00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:07,264 And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin' 75 00:05:07,431 --> 00:05:10,518 No more pep rallies to cut Yuck! 76 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:13,938 After today, our brains'll be snoozin' 77 00:05:14,104 --> 00:05:17,149 I'm gonna sit on my butt 78 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,151 I've got less than an hour 79 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:20,736 And when this is ended 80 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,281 - I'll either be famous - Or you'll be suspended 81 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:27,701 Just think of all the time I've been losin' 82 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:30,663 Waiting until I could say 83 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,791 Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye 84 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:37,795 Gonna party from now 'til the end of July 85 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:43,676 Things'll be going my way After today 86 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:48,764 I wish that this was the day... 87 00:05:49,139 --> 00:05:51,350 After today 88 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,311 Whoa! Dah! Argh! 89 00:05:58,774 --> 00:06:00,693 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 90 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,654 I just, uh... Dah... 91 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:09,243 Ayuk! 92 00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:14,497 Oh. 93 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,292 Argh! 94 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:21,881 I can't believe I did that! 95 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:25,301 Urgh! She finally says "Hi" to me, and what do I do? 96 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:27,720 Choke! Urgh! 97 00:06:27,928 --> 00:06:28,971 Ayuk! 98 00:06:29,513 --> 00:06:32,516 - Like a big spaz! - Where have you been, buddy? 99 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:35,728 Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera? 100 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,064 Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me! 101 00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:40,733 Are you sure we gotta do this? 102 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,735 I's my only chance, Peej. 103 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,821 To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody. 104 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,907 But after today... 105 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:50,408 Bobby! 106 00:06:52,661 --> 00:06:54,747 Wow, look! All this is for us? 107 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:59,251 Mmm, slurpage! 108 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,337 Oh, this is gonna be so great, man! 109 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:04,214 Dude. Need fund-age, bro. 110 00:07:04,381 --> 00:07:06,550 Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here. 111 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,802 Ahhh! 112 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:12,056 Cheddar! Aah-ooh! 113 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,725 Cheddar whizzy! 114 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,189 Mmm. Mmm. 115 00:07:22,149 --> 00:07:24,276 Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious. 116 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:27,988 Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies! 117 00:07:30,532 --> 00:07:33,786 As student body president, I just wanna say like "yea"... 118 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,622 - to all of us for a really neat year. - Yo, Stacey! 119 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:40,084 Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby! 120 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,877 And also that I hope you can all attend 121 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,588 my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday 122 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,132 to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view. 123 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,928 Thank you, thank you very much. 124 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,973 And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur. 125 00:07:58,018 --> 00:07:59,895 Thank you, Stacey. 126 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,314 And good morning, boys and girls. 127 00:08:02,856 --> 00:08:05,275 You know, every year on the last day of school 128 00:08:05,609 --> 00:08:08,988 I have several youngsters approach me and say, 129 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:13,951 "Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?" 130 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,578 "We don't want to waste our free time 131 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,956 "sleeping or visiting friends.” 132 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:22,334 Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party. 133 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:30,467 How you, uh... How you doin' down there, Bobby? 134 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:34,513 Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doin' it all for you. 135 00:08:37,641 --> 00:08:38,684 This is nuts. 136 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:41,562 I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this. 137 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:45,315 If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence... Ah! 138 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:47,151 Of the element, or... 139 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:49,069 Heh-heh-heh. 140 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,196 I hope this works. 141 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:55,492 How about... science slumber parties? 142 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,286 Huh? 143 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,501 Wha... 144 00:09:05,502 --> 00:09:06,502 Hey! 145 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,465 I'm not gonna just... Aaah! 146 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,010 Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 147 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:16,972 Some people settle For the typical things 148 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:20,225 Livin' all their lives Waitin' in the wings 149 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:24,021 It ain't a question of "if" It's just a matter of time 150 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:27,399 Before I move to the front of the line 151 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,652 Once you're watchin' Every move that I make 152 00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:33,155 You gotta believe That I got what it takes 153 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,240 Whaaa! 154 00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:38,869 To stand out above the crowd 155 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,413 Even if I've gotta shout out loud 156 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,917 "Til mine is the only face you'll see 157 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:49,379 Gonna stand out "Til you notice me, yeah 158 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:55,052 A little smoke-age! 159 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,847 If I can make you stop and Take a look at me instead of just 160 00:09:58,972 --> 00:10:01,600 Walkin' by 161 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:05,687 There's nothin' that I wouldn't do If it was gettin' you to notice 162 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,398 I'm alive 163 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:12,277 All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance 164 00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:15,989 To prove I've got whatever it takes 165 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,324 It's a piece of cake. 166 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,619 To stand out above the crowd 167 00:10:20,744 --> 00:10:23,622 Wow! Who's that guy? 168 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,750 "Til mine is the only face you'll see 169 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,920 Gonna stand out... 170 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,930 Hey, it's the Goof boy! 171 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,182 We're busted! 172 00:10:43,016 --> 00:10:44,434 Hmph. 173 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,148 Gaga-booja-boo boo-boo-boo. 174 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:52,192 Ayuk! Come on, smile! 175 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,194 Smiley-Wiley! 176 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,947 Blaa-aa-aa. Ayuk! 177 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,741 Oh, come on, Kimmie. Gimme a big... 178 00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:03,954 Ahh! 179 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,289 Wheel! 180 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:07,583 Ahh! Whee! 181 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,170 Ahh. 182 00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:13,463 Ahh! 183 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,507 Ahh! 184 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,135 Stop goofin' around! 185 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,012 We got work to do! 186 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,514 Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now. 187 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:25,475 - Ayuk! Blaa-aa-aa. - Ahh. 188 00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:28,020 You're such a cute little girlie. 189 00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:31,773 - Mmm. - Oh, come back and see me. 190 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:35,235 Oh, you have such a way with children. 191 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,447 "You have such a way with children." 192 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,572 Pah! 193 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:42,326 Okay, now. Who's next over here? 194 00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:45,829 Step aside, Goof. Let a pro show you how it's done. 195 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:49,499 Okay. Who's next over here? Ha-ha-ha-ha. 196 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:54,838 Ooh, hello, precious... Oooh! Oooh! 197 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,840 You lucky woman. Heh. 198 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,967 Now, now, you come on here, honey. 199 00:11:59,134 --> 00:12:01,303 - It's picture time. Come on. - Peekaboo! 200 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,972 - She's so cute. - Peekaboo! 201 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:07,643 Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids. 202 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,729 - Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. - Argh! 203 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:15,567 Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me to take him on vacation this summer. 204 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,527 Really? Where ya goin'? 205 00:12:17,694 --> 00:12:18,695 Campin'! 206 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,656 Nothing like the great outdoors 207 00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:24,409 to strengthen the bond between a father and a son. 208 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,537 - Argh! - Max'd never go for anything like that. 209 00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:29,373 - I don't know, Goof. - Ooh! Gimme, gimme. 210 00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:33,085 Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. 211 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,213 Well, for all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang, 212 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,007 and stealin' stuff, and causin' riots and... 213 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:40,884 Waaa! Gimme! 214 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,719 Oh, Max is a good kid. 215 00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:45,097 He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that. 216 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,815 I'm a failure. 217 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,858 Complete loser. 218 00:12:57,025 --> 00:13:00,404 My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it. 219 00:13:00,737 --> 00:13:01,737 Uh-huh! 220 00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:03,699 Max, look. 221 00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:07,411 It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh. 222 00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:11,957 Oh, man. 223 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,918 My dad is gonna smash me like a bug. 224 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,422 Hey, P.J., detention! 225 00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:20,632 Robert Zimuruski. 226 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,428 Okay. I'm comin'. 227 00:13:24,594 --> 00:13:25,637 Max, here. 228 00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:28,390 Guard this with your life, dude. 229 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:37,274 Hey, Maz-u-Ur! 230 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,276 What's up, bro? All right. 231 00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:41,838 Then my parents' air conditioner went on the fritz. 232 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,173 I figured with all those kids in my house, the place'd be like a sauna. 233 00:13:44,197 --> 00:13:46,342 So I'm all freaked out, but then I thought, like, use it. 234 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:49,619 So my theme's gonna be, "Powerline Goes Rain Forest." 235 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,870 Too much? 236 00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:53,206 Roxanne, are you listening? 237 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,794 Oh! 238 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,381 - Stacey, no! I don't wanna... - Talk to him. 239 00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,425 Ahem! 240 00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:06,178 A-A-Ahem! Hmm. 241 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:07,846 Tap him. 242 00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,986 - Gosh, I'm sorry. - It's okay... really. 243 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,825 Um, I liked your dance. 244 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,494 Yeah. 245 00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,577 Yeah? 246 00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,538 Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video. 247 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:35,832 I know. H-He's totally a genius. 248 00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,126 Yeah. He's doing a concert next week in L.A. 249 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:40,504 Oh, yeah. Stacey's showing it at her party. 250 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,547 - Yeah! - Yeah. 251 00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:47,135 Um, uh, Roxanne... 252 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:51,640 I was, uh, sorta, kinda thinkin' that maybe I'd, um, 253 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:56,061 ask you to, uh, go with me, that is to the... party. 254 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,772 Of course if you don't want to, I'd completely understand. 255 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:03,777 Well, I was sorta, kind of thinkin' that... I'd love to. 256 00:15:04,027 --> 00:15:05,404 - Yeah? - Yeah. 257 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,863 - Good. - Great. 258 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,073 - Terrific. - Wonderful. 259 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,908 - All right. - Okay. 260 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,161 C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we? 261 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,122 Well, I'd better be going. 262 00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:17,249 I'll, uh, call you later. 263 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,416 Okay. 264 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,918 Bye. Oh. 265 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,921 Bye. 266 00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:27,676 See, that wasn't so bad. I told you men are easy to deal with. 267 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,053 Yes! She said yes! 268 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,264 Ya-ha-ha-hoo! 269 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,518 Everybody mambo! Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 270 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,187 - Oooh! - Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 271 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,731 It's not my break yet! Ooh! 272 00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:44,401 - Oooh! - Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 273 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,904 Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her. 274 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,781 Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 275 00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:51,700 - Miss Maple! - Yes, sir? 276 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,244 Get that boy's father on the phone at once! 277 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,413 Right away, sir! Whoo! 278 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,998 Hello. 279 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,208 Ah, yes. Mr. Goof. 280 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,294 This is Principal Mazur. 281 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,255 I'm calling in regard to your son Maximilian. 282 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,966 Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt? 283 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,593 No, Mr. Goof. 284 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,927 He's in trouble! 285 00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:13,096 Trouble? What kind of trouble? 286 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,432 - Dressed like a gang member... - Gang member? 287 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,435 Your son caused the entire student body 288 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,896 to break into a riotous frenzy! 289 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:24,441 - Riot? Couldn't be my... - If I were you, Mr. Goof, 290 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:28,153 I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child 291 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,072 before he ends up in the electric chair! 292 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:33,950 The electric chair? 293 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,745 Oh! 294 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,664 What am I gonna do? 295 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,293 Blue light special on aisle three. 296 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,630 Blue light special on aisle three. 297 00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:06,691 Lake Destiny. 298 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:10,612 Okay, kiddo. Now, smile! 299 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,531 Lake Destiny, Idaho! 300 00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:15,116 - Lake who-did-ho? - You were right, Pete. 301 00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:17,035 Nothin' like the great outdoors 302 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,538 to strengthen the bond between father and son. 303 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:22,123 - You said so yourself. - Well, yeah, but... 304 00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:24,000 I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk! 305 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,086 I'm goin' fishin' with my boy! 306 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,920 Yeah. 307 00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:31,258 Okay, precious, gimme a big smi... 308 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,888 Fishing! Fishing! 309 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,935 Cool concert, lad. 310 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,063 - What? - You wailed, bud! 311 00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:49,150 - Hey, Max, wicked dance. - Thanks. 312 00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:51,570 Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's. 313 00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:53,071 Way to go, man! 314 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,323 I just heard about you and Roxanne. 315 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,867 Oh, Pete! Ow! 316 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:01,037 See, see? I told you our plan would work! 317 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:04,291 - Max! Max! Max! - Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh. 318 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:08,211 - Maximum! Maxi-mu-um! - Max! Max! 319 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:12,048 Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! 320 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,843 Max! Max! Max! Yeah! 321 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,846 All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance 322 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,224 To prove I've got whatever it takes 323 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,351 It's a piece of cake. 324 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:26,855 To stand out above the crowd 325 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,983 Even if I gotta shout out loud 326 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,402 "Til mine is the only face you'll see 327 00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:38,491 Gonna stand out Stand out, heh Stand out 328 00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:42,037 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Stand out 329 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,458 "Til mine is the only face you'll see 330 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,253 Gonna stand out "Til you notice me 331 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:53,632 Goin' somewhere, Pop? 332 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:57,427 - Sure are, pal-a-roony. - Cool. Have a good time, Dad. 333 00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:00,013 If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line. 334 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,766 But, Max, this isn't just my vacation. 335 00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:05,894 It's a vacation with me and my best buddy. 336 00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:09,147 - Oh, Donald Duck? - No, silly. With you! 337 00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,904 Are you okay, Maxie? 338 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,114 Wh-What did you say? 339 00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:19,449 That's right! 340 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,284 A vacation, son! 341 00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:24,788 We'll spend some real quality time together! 342 00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:26,164 I think I'm gonna be sick. 343 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,041 Hey, got a present for ya! 344 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,502 Dad, stop that! What are you doing? 345 00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,924 You look just like I did at your age. 346 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,634 Please don't say that, Dad. 347 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,054 Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk! 348 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,975 It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof. 349 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,311 And now, it's yours, son. 350 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,689 - A stick? - No, silly. 351 00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:52,148 A fishin' pole! 352 00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:55,193 Fishing? We're going fishing? 353 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,071 Yep. Just like my dad and me did. 354 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,032 Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny. 355 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,034 Away from it all! 356 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,954 I don't wanna be "away" from it all, Dad. 357 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,789 I like "it all"! 358 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,668 Look, Maxie, we're using the same map me and my dad used. 359 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,754 We'll take the same route, and make the same stops... 360 00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,756 - and see the same sights. - Ahh! 361 00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:20,301 - But that trip would take weeks, Dad! - Exactly! 362 00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,303 Gettin' there is half the fun. 363 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:23,680 Put the map away, Dad. 364 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,909 - I's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya. - Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past. 365 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:29,185 Ayuk! And our future. 366 00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:33,398 What the map says, Max, we will follow. 367 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,984 That's very mystical and everything, Dad, 368 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,446 but, uh, seriously, there's this party I have to go to. And there's this girl... 369 00:20:39,612 --> 00:20:41,852 There'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older. 370 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,702 Why, when I was your age I'd never even been invited to a party. 371 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,621 - Look at me now! - Great, Dad. 372 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:50,999 - Hop in, Maxie. - No. 373 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,045 All right, then. 374 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,173 Guess I'll just have to go... 375 00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,841 all alone. 376 00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,426 That's all. 377 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,889 Just sit in the boat all alone... 378 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,891 and talk to myself. 379 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,352 - All alone. - I guess so. 380 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:13,688 - Oh, come on! Hop in! - No, Dad. 381 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,149 - Just hop right in there. - No. 382 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,277 - Come on, Maxie. Go for it! - Argh! No. 383 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,780 Let's buckle you up! 384 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,115 And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk. 385 00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:28,703 Set for adventure, Maxie? 386 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,039 Why are you doing this to me, Dad? 387 00:21:31,247 --> 00:21:34,709 'Cause I don't want ya to end up in the electric chair. 388 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:36,896 Electric chair? What are you... 389 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,713 I'm not givin' up on ya, son. 390 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,591 Together, we're gonna work this out. 391 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,884 Work this out? But, Dad! 392 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,011 No buts about it, Maxie boy. 393 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,222 - Your ol' pop knows best. - But... 394 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,687 Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox. 395 00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:58,441 Goodbye, pile of broken wood. 396 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,445 Goodbye, hopes. 397 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,905 Goodbye, dreams. 398 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,406 Goodbye, Roxanne. 399 00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:07,033 Roxanne! 400 00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:09,828 Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first. I have to talk to someone. 401 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,454 - Well... - Turn here! 402 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,084 D-Dad, watch out! Aaah! 403 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,169 Stop here. Here! Pull over! 404 00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:21,673 Now, make it quick, Maxie boy. 405 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,591 We gotta put some road behind us. 406 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,263 You get and cancel your first date in less than an hour. 407 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,724 Must be some kind of lame-o record. 408 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:38,731 Hi. Is Roxanne home? 409 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,611 M-M-My name's Max. 410 00:22:43,778 --> 00:22:46,447 Does Roxanne live here? 411 00:22:46,614 --> 00:22:49,492 - Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha. - Wait! 412 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,911 It's okay, Daddy. Max is a friend from school. 413 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,205 Oh. 414 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:57,125 Go on. Go on. Good Daddy. 415 00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:00,295 - Hey, Max. - Hi, there. 416 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,590 You wanna... uh, have a seat? 417 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,342 Hey. Uh... oh. 418 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,388 Daddy! 419 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:14,267 I promise, he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party. 420 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:17,478 Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by. 421 00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:19,564 I'm really looking forward to it, Max. 422 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:23,401 - Yeah. I was too. - Was? 423 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,362 You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and... 424 00:23:26,529 --> 00:23:29,282 Don't worry about it, Max. It's just a dumb party. 425 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:32,201 No, it's not. Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you. 426 00:23:32,368 --> 00:23:34,968 - Max, I understand. Really, it's okay. - But my dad surprised me. 427 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:36,831 I don't wanna go, but I have no choice. 428 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,460 - I'm sure I can find someone else. - Someone else? 429 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:44,380 - I'll just talk to you later. - Uh, uh, Roxanne! 430 00:23:44,547 --> 00:23:46,507 Uh, my dad is, uh... 431 00:23:46,674 --> 00:23:49,677 My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A. 432 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:53,890 Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert? 433 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,101 Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad... 434 00:23:57,393 --> 00:24:00,021 uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline. 435 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:02,023 They used to play together, in a band! 436 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,318 - Yeah! - Come on, son! 437 00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:07,070 Let's get this show on the road! 438 00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:09,072 Uh... Just a minute! 439 00:24:09,238 --> 00:24:12,450 You... party animal, you. 440 00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:18,581 - You're really serious. - Absolutely. 441 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:20,959 So, uh... 442 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,170 you aren't still thinkin' of goin' with someone else, are you? 443 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:27,340 - Well, I guess... - Because I was hopin'... 444 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,926 I could, uh, wave to you onstage 445 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:32,720 when we join Powerline for the final number. 446 00:24:33,012 --> 00:24:34,639 This is incredible. 447 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,575 Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything 448 00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:38,059 that wasn't incredible, Roxanne. 449 00:24:39,268 --> 00:24:40,268 Mwa. 450 00:24:42,897 --> 00:24:44,649 Have a great time at the concert, Max. 451 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,360 I'll see you on TV! 452 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,946 Ah. I'm in deep sludge. 453 00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:00,832 Day one. 454 00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:02,750 Well, here we are, 455 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:06,462 out on the open road, retracin' the steps of my boyhood. 456 00:25:06,629 --> 00:25:09,966 And here's Maxie! Ayuk! 457 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,843 Say hi, Max. 458 00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:16,014 - Well, how 'bout a wave? - Not now, Dad. 459 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,391 Ayuk! What a kidder! 460 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:23,730 Hmm. 461 00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:29,736 Fun games I used to play with my dad. 462 00:25:30,194 --> 00:25:33,823 Road bingo. Twenty ques... Hey, Maxie. 463 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,158 Let's play a game. 464 00:25:35,324 --> 00:25:37,827 You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is. 465 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,496 - Uh, man or woman? - Oh, man. 466 00:25:40,663 --> 00:25:41,914 A man, huh? 467 00:25:42,081 --> 00:25:44,167 Hmm, that's a toughie. 468 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,169 Uh, let's see. 469 00:25:46,961 --> 00:25:48,671 - Walt Disney! - Right. 470 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,381 I'm good at this. 471 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,091 Now, uh, I'll think of one. 472 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,552 Hmm. 473 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,140 Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh? 474 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,144 Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time. 475 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:08,941 High hopes He's got high hopes 476 00:26:09,108 --> 00:26:15,031 He's got high apple pie In the sky hopes 477 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,788 Oops, there goes another... 478 00:26:25,374 --> 00:26:29,879 Oops, there goes... Oops, there goes... 479 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,882 Oops... 480 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:41,307 Oh, g-great, Dad. Now we don't have any music! 481 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,185 Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad. 482 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,187 We'll just have to entertain ourselves! 483 00:27:00,409 --> 00:27:02,370 Putt-putt-poof! 484 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,664 Putt-putt-poof! 485 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,874 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof! 486 00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:11,212 Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping. 487 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,214 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof. 488 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,551 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof. 489 00:27:20,429 --> 00:27:24,892 Do ya need a break from modern livin'? 490 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,980 Do you long to shed your weary load? 491 00:27:29,605 --> 00:27:31,816 If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried 492 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,069 Just grab a friend And take a ride together 493 00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:40,116 On the open road Come on, Maxie! Ayuk! 494 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:44,203 All in all, I'd rather have detention 495 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:47,748 All in all, I'd rather eat a toad 496 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,458 Yuck! 497 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:51,961 Old man drives like such a klutz 498 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:54,630 That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly... 499 00:27:54,797 --> 00:27:57,884 Upon the open road 500 00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:00,261 There's nothin' can upset me 501 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,305 'Cause now we're on our way 502 00:28:02,471 --> 00:28:06,267 Our trusty map will guide us Straight and true 503 00:28:06,934 --> 00:28:08,769 Roxanne, please don't forget me 504 00:28:08,936 --> 00:28:10,313 I will return someday 505 00:28:10,479 --> 00:28:14,901 Though I may be in traction when I do 506 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,779 - Me and Max relaxin' like the old days - This is worse... 507 00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:22,283 - Than dragon breath and acne - In a buddy-buddy kind of way 508 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,827 I'm so mad I think I may explode 509 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,623 - When I see that highway I could cry - That's funny, so could I 510 00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:32,251 Just bein' out on the open road 511 00:28:39,508 --> 00:28:43,137 Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville? 512 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,139 Watch it, Mac! 513 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:48,476 Or you'll be gettin' towed 514 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,686 I'm in no hurry to arrive 515 00:28:50,853 --> 00:28:53,064 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five 516 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,567 The next time I sees the open road 517 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,699 - Just a week of rest and relaxation - Yeah! 518 00:29:03,824 --> 00:29:08,496 And the odd romantic episode Very odd! 519 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,581 And it's Califor-Ni-a or bust 520 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:12,959 Look out, you dirt-bags, eat my dust 521 00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:17,088 From now on, I own the open road 522 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,340 It's me and little Maxie 523 00:29:19,548 --> 00:29:21,550 My pip-squeak pioneer 524 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,345 They're partners forever, westward ho 525 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,930 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 526 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:30,309 Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here? 527 00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:33,896 To Beverly Hills 90210 528 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:38,067 Oh, every day, another new adventure 529 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:43,072 Every mile, another new ZIP Code 530 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,075 And the cares we had are gone for good 531 00:29:46,158 --> 00:29:47,952 And I'd go with them if I could 532 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,246 I got no strings on me 533 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,206 I'm feelin' fancy free 534 00:29:52,581 --> 00:30:00,548 How wonderful to be On the open ro-oad 535 00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:04,135 Ro-oad 536 00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:20,401 You'll all do-do-do-do 537 00:30:20,901 --> 00:30:24,530 Do-do-do bum-bum-bum Grandpa! Grandpa! 538 00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:30,953 Dad, you're gonna get us killed! 539 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,206 - Why don't you just give me the map? - Oh, no thanks, son. 540 00:30:34,373 --> 00:30:36,625 Navigating's a big responsibility. 541 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:40,379 Besides, you wouldn't wanna spoil the big surprise! 542 00:30:40,546 --> 00:30:43,549 I'm takin' you some place pretty special. 543 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,809 Gosh! It's even better than I remembered. 544 00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:57,480 No, Mommy! I don't wanna go! 545 00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,607 Yeah, fun. Tell you what... 546 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,984 - I'm just gonna wait here in the car. - Ayuk! 547 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:04,362 You party pooper! Come on. 548 00:31:04,528 --> 00:31:06,030 This is gonna be fun! 549 00:31:06,697 --> 00:31:08,783 Oh, howdy there, folks. 550 00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:12,203 Lester's is proud to present... 551 00:31:12,286 --> 00:31:16,123 the Possum Posse Jamboree. 552 00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:17,874 Here it is. 553 00:31:20,127 --> 00:31:22,588 Oh, boy! Just in time. 554 00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:29,553 Howdy, folks. 555 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,431 Who's your favorite possum? 556 00:31:32,723 --> 00:31:34,016 Lester! 557 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,604 Got us a seat right up front. 558 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,856 Let me introduce you to the posse. 559 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:44,735 Here's Beuford, Beulah, and Mordachai. 560 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,949 Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'? Ha-ha-ha. 561 00:31:50,282 --> 00:31:51,700 Sure am, Beuford! 562 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,869 Now gather 'round my possum pals 563 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:55,121 Join the jamboree 564 00:31:55,329 --> 00:31:57,790 Come hoot and howl! And holler from the heart... 565 00:31:58,707 --> 00:32:00,376 This is pathetic. 566 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:06,090 - Here in Lester's Possum Park - LESTER: Join in, folks. 567 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,551 This is yodelin' time! 568 00:32:08,717 --> 00:32:11,887 Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-oo 569 00:32:12,054 --> 00:32:13,889 Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-ooo 570 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,600 Lester's Possum Park 571 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,729 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah 572 00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:22,898 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 573 00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:26,193 Ayuk! Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-ooo 574 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,028 - Don't you wanna be - ALL: Mm-hmm. 575 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:29,474 - A-hangin' from a tree? - Uh-huh. 576 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:34,368 We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always free 577 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:37,997 Here at Lester's Po-Po 578 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,459 Po-Possum Park 579 00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:43,627 Doodle-do, diddle-do 580 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:49,842 Hey, that's the ticket! 581 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:52,761 I'll be right back, my little possum pal. 582 00:32:52,928 --> 00:32:57,224 My life's a living... Hello, little buddy! 583 00:32:59,226 --> 00:33:01,937 Who's your favorite possum? 584 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,981 Don't touch me. 585 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:07,610 Aww. Why such a long face? 586 00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:10,404 You're so sad. 587 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:13,657 I know! You need a big hug from Lester. 588 00:33:13,824 --> 00:33:16,118 - Don't even think about it! No! - See? 589 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:19,580 Now you feel all good inside. 590 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,665 Beat it, doofus! 591 00:33:26,545 --> 00:33:30,174 - Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please. - Here you go, sport. 592 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,259 What say we get our picture taken? 593 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:38,474 - You have got to be kidding. - Oh, all right. 594 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:40,100 But you're missin' out. 595 00:33:41,268 --> 00:33:43,896 Urgh. Huh? 596 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,981 Hiya, son! 597 00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:50,569 Hey, everyone! Check out the dork! 598 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,029 Say "sassafras." 599 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,448 Sassy-frass! 600 00:33:54,698 --> 00:33:58,118 Argh! 601 00:33:58,285 --> 00:34:00,329 Ahh! Get it! Get it! 602 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,835 That's the spirit, Maxie! 603 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,172 Whoa! No! 604 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,883 Dad, stop! Please! No! 605 00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,219 Dad, look, this is embarrassing. 606 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,555 No, no, no! 607 00:34:17,721 --> 00:34:19,765 Let go! Dad! 608 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,767 Ta-da! Ayuk. 609 00:34:23,894 --> 00:34:27,731 It's Dork and Dork Junior! Hah-hah-hah! 610 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,297 - Argh! - Max! 611 00:34:52,506 --> 00:34:54,842 Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do? 612 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,845 - Trying to get away from you! - Me? 613 00:34:58,470 --> 00:35:00,806 - What'd I do? - Forget it! 614 00:35:01,223 --> 00:35:04,184 I thought we was having fun. What's the matter? 615 00:35:04,476 --> 00:35:06,061 Nothin'. Let's just go. 616 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,063 Well, come on! 617 00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:21,452 Hey, you dropped your hat. 618 00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:24,413 Ah! This is the stupidest vacation! 619 00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,124 You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car, 620 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:31,086 then drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! 621 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,422 Call me when the trip's over. 622 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,596 Hey, Max. 623 00:36:23,138 --> 00:36:25,683 You wanna get in some fishin' practice? 624 00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:29,353 Just a couple of days 'til we get to Lake Destiny. 625 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:31,814 Maybe later. 626 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:08,434 Whoa! 627 00:37:08,767 --> 00:37:10,686 Now that's camping. 628 00:37:10,936 --> 00:37:13,522 Did you say somethin', Max? Ow! 629 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,321 - Pete? - Goofy? 630 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:25,367 Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah! 631 00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:27,703 Who'd've thunk it, huh? 632 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,706 - Is P.J. here? - Who? Oh, yeah. 633 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,292 I'm sure he's loafin' around here somewhere. 634 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,335 It ain't a question of how 635 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,504 Just a matter of when 636 00:37:37,671 --> 00:37:40,549 You get the message That I'm trying to sing 637 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,761 I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head 638 00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:47,222 And you know I'm goin' All of the way to the end 639 00:37:47,389 --> 00:37:48,390 What a goob! 640 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:52,227 To stand out above the crowd 641 00:37:52,394 --> 00:37:55,063 Even if you got to shout out loud 642 00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:57,649 No matter what the look is It's Max, I get... 643 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,984 - Max! 'H-H-Hey! 644 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:01,403 Whoa! Small wilderness, dude. 645 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:04,156 - Didn't expect to run into you. - Apparently not. 646 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:07,951 You're just jealous, man, 'cause you ain't got the moves! 647 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,703 Yeah, you can keep the moves. 648 00:38:10,412 --> 00:38:13,373 But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh! 649 00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:18,086 - You are so lucky, man. - Me? Oh, come on. You're the star. 650 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:20,923 - Wh-What do you... - Going to the Powerline concert. 651 00:38:21,256 --> 00:38:24,885 - Ah! It's unbelievable, man. - Who told you about that? 652 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,888 Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max. 653 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,390 You are gonna be famous, buddy. 654 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,893 Especially with Roxanne. 655 00:38:34,102 --> 00:38:37,773 There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Pee;. 656 00:38:38,106 --> 00:38:40,317 - Who? - My dad. 657 00:38:41,109 --> 00:38:42,569 So tell me, Goof. 658 00:38:42,736 --> 00:38:44,947 Is that kid of yours still givin' you guff? 659 00:38:45,113 --> 00:38:46,573 Oh, I don't know what's wrong. 660 00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:50,744 Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away. 661 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,580 Maybe I oughta just back off, I don't know. 662 00:38:53,747 --> 00:38:55,624 Wrong, Goof. 663 00:38:55,874 --> 00:38:58,710 Look, if you keep 'em under your thumb, 664 00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,755 they'll never end up in the gutter. 665 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,888 Too bad, Pete. Almost. 666 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:11,807 Almost? Hah! 667 00:39:12,015 --> 00:39:13,183 Watch this. 668 00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:15,018 P.J.! 669 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:17,646 Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir. 670 00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:24,903 Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola! 671 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:27,197 Yee-haw! Thank you. Thank you. Yes! 672 00:39:27,447 --> 00:39:29,783 And the crowd goes wild! Ahh-ha-ha-ha! 673 00:39:30,033 --> 00:39:31,118 High five, son! 674 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:32,327 Psych! 675 00:39:32,619 --> 00:39:34,621 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 676 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,499 Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner? 677 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:40,002 - Cool! - Oh, no thanks, Pete. 678 00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:43,338 - Max and I have some fish to catch. - Dad, we can do that tomorrow. 679 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,132 So, uh, what're we havin'? 680 00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:49,261 - But, Max, I thought... - Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof. 681 00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:53,181 - Maximilian! - What? 682 00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:54,892 Get your gear, little man. 683 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,852 We're goin' fishin'! 684 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:00,272 And I mean now! 685 00:40:09,531 --> 00:40:11,491 Dad, I don't even know how to fish. 686 00:40:11,658 --> 00:40:13,911 Oh, now come on. That never stopped me! 687 00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:15,704 Let me show you a little family secret, 688 00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:19,499 handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations. 689 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,169 The perfect cast! 690 00:40:22,502 --> 00:40:23,879 The perfect what? 691 00:40:24,129 --> 00:40:25,422 The perfect cast. 692 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,133 My dad taught it to me when I was about your age. 693 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,178 Okay now, watch carefully. 694 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,680 You gotta be I-ll-loose. 695 00:40:33,972 --> 00:40:36,725 Relaxed, with your feet apart. 696 00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:40,646 And... ten o'clock, two o'clock... 697 00:40:40,812 --> 00:40:43,148 Quarter to three, tour jete. 698 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,484 Twist, over, pas de deux. 699 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,320 I'm a little teapot And the windup! 700 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:51,656 Huh? 701 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,284 And let her fly! 702 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,495 The perfect cast. 703 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,676 Huh? 704 00:41:11,009 --> 00:41:13,512 And now we reel her in. 705 00:41:16,181 --> 00:41:18,850 Grrr. Ah! Ooh! 706 00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,603 Oof! Grrr! 707 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,610 - Whoa! - Grrr! 708 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,154 Quick, get the camera! 709 00:41:36,284 --> 00:41:38,245 Must be over three pounds. 710 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,122 I don't wanna miss this! 711 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,376 Look, Max! 712 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,420 A... duh, D-Dad? 713 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,797 It's Bigfoot! 714 00:41:49,214 --> 00:41:52,509 Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus. 715 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:56,972 What's the idea? 716 00:41:59,182 --> 00:42:00,517 Bigfoot! 717 00:42:05,313 --> 00:42:07,733 Behold the legendary Bigfoot! 718 00:42:07,899 --> 00:42:10,902 Fabled, but seldom... Yeow-hoo-hoo! 719 00:42:11,069 --> 00:42:14,322 - It's locked! - Quick! The sunroof! 720 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,034 Hurry up! 721 00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:22,330 Hurry up! 722 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:26,543 Huh? 723 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,169 Whoa! 724 00:42:30,255 --> 00:42:31,798 I can't believe it! 725 00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:33,800 Bigfoot! 726 00:42:33,967 --> 00:42:36,178 And I got the only video! 727 00:42:36,511 --> 00:42:38,388 We're gonna be famous! 728 00:42:41,099 --> 00:42:43,643 Huh? Grrr. 729 00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:45,771 Let's just get outta here. 730 00:42:52,861 --> 00:42:54,321 Ha-ha! 731 00:42:57,741 --> 00:43:00,285 Ooh. 732 00:43:10,128 --> 00:43:11,505 Is he gone yet? 733 00:43:12,714 --> 00:43:14,424 Mm-mm-mm-mm? 734 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:17,427 - Nnn. Bb-fftt. - Bb-bbb-bbb. 735 00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:21,389 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 736 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,893 Nope. He's still here. 737 00:43:25,143 --> 00:43:27,062 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 738 00:43:31,691 --> 00:43:34,778 Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach? 739 00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:36,696 Man, I'm starving. 740 00:43:38,406 --> 00:43:41,618 Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up. 741 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:45,664 Huh? 742 00:43:46,873 --> 00:43:48,166 Uh, Dad? 743 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:51,837 Dad! 744 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:54,798 Stop playing around! He's coming! 745 00:44:05,058 --> 00:44:08,687 You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man 746 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,313 No time to talk 747 00:44:12,607 --> 00:44:14,693 I've been kicked around Since I was born 748 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,778 But then it's all right, it's okay 749 00:44:18,613 --> 00:44:21,658 Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'. 750 00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:30,000 Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 751 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:33,086 Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive... 752 00:44:41,511 --> 00:44:42,888 What's so funny? 753 00:44:44,097 --> 00:44:45,223 "Hi, Dad" Soup. 754 00:44:45,473 --> 00:44:46,600 Huh? 755 00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:49,352 Don't tell me you don't remember "Hi, Dad" Soup! 756 00:44:50,645 --> 00:44:52,939 Oh, come on. Sure you do. 757 00:44:53,231 --> 00:44:56,985 You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad," 758 00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:58,945 - Or Maxie, or... - Ambidextrous? 759 00:44:59,112 --> 00:45:00,614 Yeah! That's... Huh? 760 00:45:00,822 --> 00:45:03,074 No! Little words like... 761 00:45:03,241 --> 00:45:05,493 - Hasta la vista? - Like "Bye-bye." 762 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:09,247 - Or "I pledge allegiance"... - Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you." 763 00:45:14,419 --> 00:45:16,796 Is, uh... is it soup yet? 764 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:18,548 Oh, oh. I almost forgot. 765 00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:21,927 Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that? 766 00:45:22,510 --> 00:45:25,639 Your grandad taught me that when we went to Yosemite. 767 00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:27,974 You two did a lot together, huh? 768 00:45:28,433 --> 00:45:29,434 Yep. 769 00:45:31,436 --> 00:45:33,772 - Max, you and ll... - Dad, I'm sorry... 770 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:37,192 Um, um... how's the soup? 771 00:45:38,443 --> 00:45:40,528 Not bad. Um, not... Ahem. 772 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,325 - What? - N-nothin'. 773 00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:56,127 Well, we might as well get some shuteye. 774 00:45:56,294 --> 00:45:58,380 I don't think we're goin' anywhere tonight. 775 00:46:19,567 --> 00:46:21,111 Hi, Maxie. 776 00:46:58,523 --> 00:47:00,025 "Dear Roxanne, 777 00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:02,235 "I couldn't sleep... 778 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:05,488 "so I thought I'd drop you a line. 779 00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:08,950 "Dad and I are having a great time! We're only days away from L.A. 780 00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:12,203 "and I can hardly wait for the big concert.” 781 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,043 More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please. 782 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:28,678 "Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, 783 00:47:28,845 --> 00:47:31,431 "but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. 784 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:34,934 "You may never want to see me again... ” 785 00:47:35,101 --> 00:47:36,561 Oh, man. 786 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,980 I'm dead no matter what I do! 787 00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:40,291 How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 788 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:43,878 Ah... three and a half? 789 00:49:17,745 --> 00:49:20,373 - Pickup! - Hold your horses. 790 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,046 - Short stack? - Right here. 791 00:49:27,213 --> 00:49:28,756 Here you go, hun. Eggs? 792 00:49:29,799 --> 00:49:30,967 Eggs? 793 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,303 - Eggs! - Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry. 794 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,346 Here you go, cutie. 795 00:49:53,072 --> 00:49:56,868 - Max, I think we need to talk about this. - Huh? 796 00:49:57,035 --> 00:50:00,788 Seems to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here. 797 00:50:01,956 --> 00:50:04,876 Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please? 798 00:50:06,544 --> 00:50:10,715 I, Goofy, hereby dub my son Maximilian... 799 00:50:10,965 --> 00:50:16,012 Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer" of this here road trip. 800 00:50:16,554 --> 00:50:18,765 - Isn't that nice? - Hee-haw! 801 00:50:19,098 --> 00:50:20,391 Seriously? 802 00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:23,311 I'm not even lookin' at the map any more. 803 00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:27,106 As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny. 804 00:50:28,149 --> 00:50:29,776 I trust you wholeheartedly, son. 805 00:50:31,152 --> 00:50:32,862 To the open road! 806 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,115 To the... open road! 807 00:50:43,414 --> 00:50:47,043 Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo! 808 00:50:54,467 --> 00:50:55,969 - Ooh! - Ow! 809 00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:00,848 - Ya-hoo! - Woo-hoo! 810 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,412 Oh boy! 811 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,685 Whoa! 812 00:51:58,197 --> 00:52:01,159 Oo-oo-waah! 813 00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:07,332 - Wah-ha-hoo! - Oof! 814 00:52:24,098 --> 00:52:25,308 Gosh! 815 00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:28,311 Whoa-ho-ho! 816 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,814 Check out the bed! 817 00:52:32,231 --> 00:52:33,608 Check out the dresser! 818 00:52:33,775 --> 00:52:34,775 Coral! 819 00:52:35,568 --> 00:52:36,736 Nice lamp. 820 00:52:37,987 --> 00:52:40,365 Classy choice there, Navigator. 821 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:41,991 - This is the police! - Huh? 822 00:52:42,158 --> 00:52:46,037 We've got the place surrounded, see? You Goofs come out with your hands up. 823 00:52:49,874 --> 00:52:52,168 You should've seen the look on your face! 824 00:52:53,419 --> 00:52:56,339 - Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete! - Me? 825 00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:58,299 You jumped outta your skin! 826 00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:01,219 - I was just pretendin' for your sake. - All right, sure! 827 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,638 - Did too! - Did not! 828 00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,264 Oh, ain't this sweet? 829 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,977 Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now. 830 00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:12,188 Under your thumb! 831 00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:16,567 So... since we're all bein' palsy-walsy here, 832 00:53:16,734 --> 00:53:18,945 - how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV? - Well... 833 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:22,281 Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord. You'll hardly even notice it. 834 00:53:22,448 --> 00:53:24,617 - Okay. - Great! P.J.! 835 00:53:30,164 --> 00:53:33,751 Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This might take a while. 836 00:53:37,463 --> 00:53:39,632 - No, I mean it... Ahh! - Here you go, kids. 837 00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:41,509 I'm gonna check out the hot tub. 838 00:53:41,676 --> 00:53:43,344 - Okay, sir. - All right. 839 00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,555 I can't believe you, man. 840 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:48,683 Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that? 841 00:53:49,016 --> 00:53:51,519 - It wasn't stupid! - Come on! It was really stupid. 842 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,563 Changing the map? 843 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:57,442 I didn't know what I was doin', all right? I-I was panicked. 844 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,072 Oof-oof-oof. 845 00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,783 Oh-oh-ah-ah! 846 00:54:06,075 --> 00:54:08,536 Ah! 847 00:54:15,334 --> 00:54:18,838 Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh? 848 00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:20,631 Can't say I blame ya. 849 00:54:22,508 --> 00:54:25,303 People are always puttin' too much water in these things. 850 00:54:25,970 --> 00:54:27,013 So, um... 851 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:30,808 you and your son seem to be, uh, gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh? 852 00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:33,144 Yeah, it's been great! 853 00:54:33,352 --> 00:54:36,481 You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. 854 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,858 The harder I tried, the worse it got. 855 00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:42,779 - Once I eased up, things just clicked! - Oh, that's swell. 856 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,199 So, there's no problems then, huh? 857 00:54:46,574 --> 00:54:48,201 Not a one! 858 00:54:50,536 --> 00:54:51,996 That's, uh... 859 00:54:52,830 --> 00:54:55,958 I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but uh... 860 00:54:56,667 --> 00:54:57,668 What is it, Pete? 861 00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:02,006 - Your kid's dupin' ya. - What do you mean? 862 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:05,343 Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' P.J. that he changed the map, 863 00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:08,095 so you're headin' straight to L.A., pal. 864 00:55:08,971 --> 00:55:11,641 - What? - Oh, you tried, Goof. 865 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,435 He's just a bad kid, that's all. 866 00:55:15,019 --> 00:55:16,604 I don't believe you. 867 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:19,315 - What? - I don't believe ya, Pete! 868 00:55:19,607 --> 00:55:22,693 Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map. 869 00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:24,946 I don't need to check the map. 870 00:55:25,112 --> 00:55:26,656 I trust my son. 871 00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:31,661 You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be. 872 00:55:31,869 --> 00:55:34,038 But... he loves me. 873 00:55:34,288 --> 00:55:36,541 Hey, my son respects me! 874 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:39,043 Yeah. 875 00:55:40,878 --> 00:55:43,089 Check the map, Goof! 876 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:19,876 Hi, Dad. 877 00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:24,505 Sorry about the mess. I'll clean it up. 878 00:56:36,225 --> 00:56:38,853 - Me think I better go. - See ya, Peej. 879 00:56:39,395 --> 00:56:41,981 - Don't forget... Powerline! - Shh! 880 00:57:19,518 --> 00:57:21,187 Well, here you go, Navigator. 881 00:57:22,688 --> 00:57:25,316 Just follow my route on the map, son. 882 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,527 Okay. 883 00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,197 Um, huh... 884 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,617 Here comes our junction. 885 00:57:38,162 --> 00:57:40,706 Okay, Max, now this is it. Left or right? 886 00:57:40,998 --> 00:57:42,416 Uh... 887 00:57:45,002 --> 00:57:46,462 Come on, Max! 888 00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:48,673 Uh, left! 889 00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,271 Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad? 890 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:07,775 Uh... a game? 891 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,860 A game. Yeah! Yeah, a game. Okay. 892 00:58:10,027 --> 00:58:11,696 Uh... a man or woman? 893 00:58:13,531 --> 00:58:15,783 A man? Man, okay. Uh... Walt Disney! 894 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:45,104 Dad... Listen, about my directions... 895 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:48,274 Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you somethin', Dad. 896 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:52,236 Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway. 897 00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,529 Right? 898 00:58:54,196 --> 00:58:56,115 Ah, forget it. 899 00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:12,882 H-H-Hey, the car! 900 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:15,509 - What? Now you want to drive, too? - No, Dad. 901 00:59:15,801 --> 00:59:17,303 The car! Look! 902 00:59:17,553 --> 00:59:19,180 The car! 903 00:59:23,267 --> 00:59:24,643 What'd you do now, Max? 904 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:26,604 I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it. 905 00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:31,192 W-W-Whoa! 906 00:59:36,781 --> 00:59:37,907 You locked it! 907 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:41,077 I locked it? It's your door. You locked it. 908 00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:42,536 Well, you distracted me. 909 00:59:42,703 --> 00:59:43,871 Whoa! 910 00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:46,791 You should've put the brake on. 911 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,584 Why don't you just put it on yourself? 912 00:59:49,710 --> 00:59:52,004 See? You ruin everything. 913 00:59:54,131 --> 00:59:57,301 W-well, y-you r-ruined the vacation. 914 00:59:57,676 --> 01:00:00,179 I ruined it? 915 01:00:00,346 --> 01:00:02,807 I never... wanted to go... 916 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:07,103 on this stupid... vacation! 917 01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:18,572 Ah! Ah! 918 01:00:18,739 --> 01:00:21,784 - Now look where you've got us, Dad! - Where I got us? 919 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:24,120 - You should've let me stay at home. - Why? 920 01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,372 So you'd end up in prison? 921 01:00:26,622 --> 01:00:29,500 Prison? What are you talkin' about? 922 01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:32,837 - Your principal called me. - It's not what you think. 923 01:00:33,003 --> 01:00:34,922 You even lied to me! 924 01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:37,216 I had to! You were ruining my life. 925 01:00:37,466 --> 01:00:40,761 I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay? 926 01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:43,639 I'm not your little boy any more, Dad! 927 01:00:43,722 --> 01:00:45,224 I've grown up. 928 01:00:45,391 --> 01:00:46,851 I've got my own life now. 929 01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:48,394 I know that! 930 01:00:48,894 --> 01:00:50,896 I just wanted to be part of it. 931 01:00:54,191 --> 01:00:55,860 You're my son, Max. 932 01:00:56,068 --> 01:00:57,987 No matter how big you get, 933 01:00:58,195 --> 01:01:00,489 you'll always be my son. 934 01:01:50,122 --> 01:01:53,959 There are times you drive me Shall we say, bananas 935 01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:58,464 And your mind is missin' No offense, a screw 936 01:01:58,631 --> 01:01:59,548 None taken. 937 01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:02,092 Still, whatever mess I land in 938 01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:04,970 Who is always understandin'? 939 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,474 Nobody else but you 940 01:02:09,516 --> 01:02:14,563 Oh, your moodiness is Now and then bewilderin' 941 01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:17,775 And your values may be So to speak, askew 942 01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,109 - Gesundheit. - Thanks. 943 01:02:19,401 --> 01:02:22,154 Who deserves a hero's trophy 944 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:24,365 As we face each catastro-phee? 945 01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:28,786 Nobody else but you 946 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:34,124 Nobody else but you 947 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,126 It's just our luck 948 01:02:36,835 --> 01:02:43,550 We're stuck together Nobody else but you 949 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:49,098 It's crazy enough to believe We'll come through 950 01:02:50,975 --> 01:02:55,020 So your jokes are all Let's face it, prehistoric 951 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:59,441 And your music sounds Like monkeys in a zoo 952 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:03,445 But when life becomes distressin' 953 01:03:03,779 --> 01:03:05,823 Who will I be SOS-in'? 954 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,200 If you're havin' trouble guessing 955 01:03:08,325 --> 01:03:10,035 Here's a clue 956 01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:12,997 Though he seems intoxicated 957 01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:15,749 He's just highly animated 958 01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:18,585 And he's nobody else but 959 01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:22,631 Nobody else but you 960 01:03:23,424 --> 01:03:25,509 We've turned into 961 01:03:25,884 --> 01:03:32,641 A true-blue duo Hard times, we've had a few 962 01:03:32,891 --> 01:03:34,893 Like we're thrown in the drink 963 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,271 Like we're tossed out of town 964 01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:39,773 But when I start to sink 965 01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:42,818 Hey, I'd rather go down 966 01:03:43,068 --> 01:03:44,903 With nobody else 967 01:03:45,195 --> 01:03:52,411 But Y-O-U Aw, Dad! 968 01:03:56,248 --> 01:03:59,752 Anyway, I figure she's never gonna want to talk to me again, 969 01:03:59,877 --> 01:04:01,879 much less go out with me. 970 01:04:02,254 --> 01:04:04,923 - What a dumb lie, huh? - What do you know? 971 01:04:05,090 --> 01:04:07,801 My Maxie... in love. 972 01:04:08,552 --> 01:04:10,346 Gosh, you're really growin' up. 973 01:04:10,679 --> 01:04:14,850 It happened so fast... I guess I sort of missed it. 974 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,271 Well, I think the only thing for us to do now 975 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,940 is to get you up onstage with this Powerline feller. 976 01:04:22,149 --> 01:04:25,194 Uh, how are we gonna do that? 977 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:28,489 - Well, you just leave that up to me. - No, Dad, really, 978 01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:30,908 I-I think we should just, you know, forget it. 979 01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:34,828 Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity? 980 01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:36,455 Uh, uh, Dad? Dad? 981 01:04:36,705 --> 01:04:39,124 - What's wrong now? - Look! 982 01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:43,754 Ayuk! A waterfall. 983 01:04:44,463 --> 01:04:45,672 Waterfall! 984 01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:57,684 Dad! 985 01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,186 Max! 986 01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:16,453 Grab a hold, Max! 987 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,585 No! 988 01:05:23,836 --> 01:05:25,587 No! Ah! 989 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,593 Whoa! 990 01:05:38,642 --> 01:05:41,228 Aaaaaaaaaah! 991 01:05:44,982 --> 01:05:45,983 Dad! 992 01:05:58,245 --> 01:05:59,455 Aaaaaaah! 993 01:05:59,663 --> 01:06:03,208 Ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three. Tour jeté. 994 01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:06,043 Twist. I'm a little teapot Let her fly! 995 01:06:14,094 --> 01:06:15,262 Huh? 996 01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:17,473 Aaah! Aah! Aah! 997 01:06:35,782 --> 01:06:37,451 The perfect cast. 998 01:06:54,676 --> 01:06:57,471 Boy, this has been one crazy vacation. 999 01:06:57,846 --> 01:06:59,473 And it's not over yet! 1000 01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:20,076 - Dad. 1001 01:07:20,118 --> 01:07:22,913 Oof. We made it! 1002 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,207 Come on, Max. Let's get you onstage. 1003 01:07:25,332 --> 01:07:26,959 Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea. 1004 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:31,547 Yeah, yeah Oh, then again... 1005 01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:34,174 Dad? Dad! 1006 01:07:34,466 --> 01:07:37,469 Hey yeah 1007 01:07:42,474 --> 01:07:44,560 I got myself a notion 1008 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:49,273 One I know that you'll understand 1009 01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:52,317 We set the world in motion 1010 01:07:53,318 --> 01:07:56,863 By reaching out for each other's hand 1011 01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,824 - Dad? - Maybe we'll discover 1012 01:07:58,907 --> 01:08:01,493 What we should have known all along 1013 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,288 - What are you doin' here? Hey! - Yeah 1014 01:08:04,621 --> 01:08:06,999 - One way or another - Max? Max? 1015 01:08:07,165 --> 01:08:09,334 Together's where we both belong 1016 01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:13,630 If we listen to each other's heart 1017 01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:16,550 We'll find we're never too far apart 1018 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:20,387 And maybe love is the reason why 1019 01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,639 For the first time ever 1020 01:08:22,806 --> 01:08:25,142 We're seein' it I-2-I 1021 01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:27,102 That Goof kid ain't there. 1022 01:08:28,103 --> 01:08:30,063 Don't worry, he'll be there. 1023 01:08:30,522 --> 01:08:36,194 - Seein' it I-2-I Seein' it I-2-I 1024 01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:40,949 Excuse me. Uh... Seein' it I-2-I 1025 01:08:41,241 --> 01:08:43,368 - I think we're seein' it - Max? 1026 01:08:43,535 --> 01:08:45,537 Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee! 1027 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:52,044 Hey, Dad. Dad! 1028 01:08:52,252 --> 01:08:53,754 Do the perfect cast! 1029 01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,846 If you're ever lonely 1030 01:09:03,096 --> 01:09:06,058 Stop, you don't have to be 1031 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,019 Whoa! Whoaaa! 1032 01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:11,688 After all, it's only a beat away 1033 01:09:11,938 --> 01:09:14,399 From you to me 1034 01:09:14,566 --> 01:09:17,611 - Take a look inside to see - Yeah 1035 01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:21,865 If we listen to each other's heart 1036 01:09:22,157 --> 01:09:26,411 Yeah! Max is on the tube! That's Max. I know him... 1037 01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,872 And maybe love is the reason why 1038 01:09:28,955 --> 01:09:32,000 For the first time ever We're seein' it I-2-I 1039 01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:34,336 He did it! 1040 01:09:35,003 --> 01:09:39,466 Seein' it I-2-I Seein' it I-2-I, baby 1041 01:09:39,716 --> 01:09:45,806 - For the first time - For the first time 1042 01:09:47,891 --> 01:09:50,936 - Seein' it, seein' it, baby - Yeah! 1043 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:53,772 Yeah, yeah 1044 01:09:54,022 --> 01:09:56,817 For the first time ever Yeah, yeah, yeah 1045 01:09:56,983 --> 01:09:58,276 Come on, baby 1046 01:09:58,610 --> 01:10:01,905 - I-2-I - I-2-I 1047 01:10:02,155 --> 01:10:09,538 I-2-I Yeah, I-2-I 1048 01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,094 You're doin' the right thing, son. 1049 01:10:24,344 --> 01:10:25,637 Yeah, I know. 1050 01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:28,557 But she'll probably never talk to me again. 1051 01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:30,559 Well, if she doesn't... 1052 01:10:31,017 --> 01:10:33,437 maybe she's just not the one for you. 1053 01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,357 That's what I'm afraid of. 1054 01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:00,797 Ah, hi! Remember me? 1055 01:11:00,964 --> 01:11:03,175 Daddy! 1056 01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:06,219 Max, I saw you on TV. 1057 01:11:06,511 --> 01:11:07,511 You were great! 1058 01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:10,557 Yeah? I mean, no, no. 1059 01:11:10,807 --> 01:11:12,309 I mean, uh... 1060 01:11:13,518 --> 01:11:16,521 Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline. 1061 01:11:16,688 --> 01:11:19,775 What are you talking about? A billion people saw you dance with him. 1062 01:11:20,233 --> 01:11:21,443 Yeah, well... 1063 01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:25,489 I never met him before... the concert, that is. 1064 01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:29,493 You mean that story about Powerline and your dad... 1065 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:33,705 Why would you make up something like that? 1066 01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:34,915 I don't know. 1067 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:38,043 I guess I just... wanted you to like me. 1068 01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:41,171 I already liked you, Max. 1069 01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,926 From the very first time I heard you laugh. 1070 01:11:46,218 --> 01:11:47,511 "Ayuk." 1071 01:11:48,845 --> 01:11:51,389 So, you wanna do something tonight? 1072 01:11:51,556 --> 01:11:54,184 Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't. 1073 01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:55,435 What? 1074 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,355 Well, I'm kinda doin' somethin' with my dad. 1075 01:11:59,189 --> 01:12:00,189 Honest! 1076 01:12:00,565 --> 01:12:02,901 - How 'bout tomorrow? - Deal. 1077 01:12:07,113 --> 01:12:09,324 Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk! 1078 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,843 Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee! 1079 01:12:37,477 --> 01:12:40,647 Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad. 1080 01:12:41,314 --> 01:12:43,441 Enchanté, mademoiselle. 1081 01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:11,344 Yeah, yeah 1082 01:13:16,391 --> 01:13:18,685 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1083 01:13:24,357 --> 01:13:27,861 I got myself a notion 1084 01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:31,448 And one I know that you'll understand 1085 01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:35,118 We'll set the world in motion 1086 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:38,955 By reaching out for each other's hand 1087 01:13:39,122 --> 01:13:40,916 Maybe we'll discover 1088 01:13:41,082 --> 01:13:46,296 What we should have known all along Yeah 1089 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:51,259 One way or another Together's where we both belong 1090 01:13:51,426 --> 01:13:55,513 If we listen to each other's heart 1091 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,642 We'll find we're never too far apart 1092 01:13:58,808 --> 01:14:02,646 And maybe love is the reason why 1093 01:14:02,812 --> 01:14:07,943 For the first time ever We're seein' it I-2-I 1094 01:14:21,247 --> 01:14:25,001 If a wall should come between us 1095 01:14:25,168 --> 01:14:28,630 Too high to climb Too hard to break through 1096 01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,342 I know that love will lead us 1097 01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:36,179 And find a way to bring me to you 1098 01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:38,223 So don't be in a hurry 1099 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:41,518 Think before you count us out 1100 01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:45,522 Oh, you don't have to worry 1101 01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:50,360 - I will never let you down - Nothin's gonna stop us now 1102 01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:54,489 If we listen to each other's heart 1103 01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:57,701 We'll find we're never too far apart 1104 01:14:57,867 --> 01:15:01,788 And maybe love is the reason why 1105 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:06,042 For the first time ever We're seein' it I-2-I 1106 01:15:06,209 --> 01:15:11,464 Yes, we're seein' it I-2-I Yes, we are 1107 01:15:11,631 --> 01:15:18,805 Seein' it I-2-I Seein' it I-2-I 1108 01:15:18,972 --> 01:15:22,058 Seein' it I-2-I 1109 01:15:22,225 --> 01:15:27,439 I guess we're seein' it I-2-I, yeah I-2-I 1110 01:15:41,953 --> 01:15:45,248 If you're ever lonely, stop 1111 01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:47,542 You don't have to be 1112 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:54,215 After all it's only A beat away from you to me 1113 01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:58,636 Take a look inside to see, yeah 1114 01:15:58,803 --> 01:16:02,766 If we listen to each other's heart 1115 01:16:02,932 --> 01:16:06,019 We'll find we're never too far apart 1116 01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:09,981 And maybe love is the reason why 1117 01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:15,987 For the first time ever We're seein' it I-2-I 1118 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:32,295 If we listen to each other's heart 1119 01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:35,465 We'll find we're never too far apart 1120 01:16:35,632 --> 01:16:39,469 And maybe love is the reason why 1121 01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:45,391 For the first time ever We're seein' it I-2-I 1122 01:16:45,558 --> 01:16:50,522 Seein' it I-2-I Seein' it I-2-I, baby 1123 01:16:50,730 --> 01:16:56,611 For the first time For the first time 1124 01:16:58,321 --> 01:17:00,532 Seein' it, seein' it, baby 1125 01:17:00,698 --> 01:17:03,827 Seein' it I-2-I, yeah 1126 01:17:03,993 --> 01:17:07,413 For the first time ever Yeah, yeah, yeah 1127 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:11,292 Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it I-2-I 1128 01:17:11,459 --> 01:17:19,459 I-2-I, yeah Come on, baby, I-2-I, I-2-I 1129 01:17:22,428 --> 01:17:30,428 Yeah, I-2-I Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!