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- (Record scratches)
- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... ♪
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RYAN: Every group of
friends has that one song
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that, no matter where you are
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or what you're doing, it
pulls you out of your seat.
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That was me and my
crew, the Flossy Posse.
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♪ 1990, Chubb Rock jumps up
on the scene with a lean ♪
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♪ And a pocket full of green ♪
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I know.
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Trust me, everything you had,
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we had it and did it better.
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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♪ Yo, yo... ♪
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But those were my
girls, thinking we were
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the baddest chicks in the game.
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- (Laughing)
- Definitely the baddest chicks at FAMU.
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- Flossy Posse!
- Ah! - Hey!
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(Cheering)
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There was Sasha, a journalism major
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with intelligence to shine
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on the country's most
respected publications.
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Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.
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It may not be Pulitzer
Prize-winning,
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- but she's making it happen.
- (Goofy yell)
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She's gonna be fine. I don't
even know why... You know.
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We've gone through this before.
I already know, you know?
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- RYAN: Here she comes.
- There was Dina.
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She was a risk-taker.
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It's chlamydia, y'all!
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That's shit you can cure! Hey!
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- RYAN: But that's our girl.
- I knew it!
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Of course, there's Lisa.
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Despite being the sexy party girl,
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she was a natural nurturer.
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She gave love, even
when it didn't love her.
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(Sniffles)
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- (Whimpers) - Aw, come here, baby. Aw.
- Aw, baby.
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Me? I'm Ryan Pierce,
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- successful author...
- I like your dress.
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You write best-selling
books. You cook on talk shows.
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- You make appearances all across the country.
- (Chuckles)
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How do you have time for a life?
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As women, we're told that we have to choose
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between the personal and the professional,
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but I control my own destiny.
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I am strong,
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I am powerful, I am beautiful.
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If I will it,
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I can have it all.
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Married my college sweetheart.
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So, I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
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- Thank you.
- But I do have a question for you.
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How does a former All-Pro
tight end like yourself,
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how do you hook up with
the second coming of Oprah?
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Ryan's strength has always been
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making others their best selves.
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And I knew I needed that in my life.
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I married my best friend.
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- Yeah, you got him, girl!
- (Laughing)
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RYAN: And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.
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We were ride or die.
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But sometimes words go unsaid,
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disagreements go unresolved.
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You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media, but...
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a year goes by where you
don't see each other,
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and that year turns to five,
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and before you know it,
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you're so busy trying
to get what you want,
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that one day you
look up and find out
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that the thing you love
the most, your crew,
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the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,
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they're gone.
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(Women laughing happily)
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- I know!
- ELIZABETH: Yeah, I heard you.
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Well, no, I've got to go. I got...
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Well, I have to ask the question
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to get the answer. Okay. Bye.
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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan.
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Ryan, hey. Earth to Ryan.
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Honey, listen, I know
that you are exhausted.
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I got you running all over this
planet doing this book, but...
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the Essence folks just called, and...
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(Singsongy): and...
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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.
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Yeah. It's VIP, five-star
treatment all the way.
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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,
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shake hands, you have heaps of praise...
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RYAN: And that's when you realize
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that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.
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- Tell them I'd be honored.
- ♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ Well, I ain't got
nothing but a little soul ♪
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- ♪ A little tune to play... ♪
- You can purchase Ryan Pierce's
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latest New York Times Best Seller,
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You Can Have It All
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- in New Orleans at Essence Fest.
- (Chuckling)
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Well, speaking about
You Can Have It All,
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when are you two going to start a family?
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- Oh, my God.
- Because we know you would make
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- beautiful babies. - (Chuckles)
- Oh, wow.
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- Trust me, it is on the agenda.
- (Phone ringing)
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No, I-I need you to bring
me something I can use,
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something good.
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(Phone continues ringing)
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Let-let me call you back.
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Bill, look, I know why you're upset,
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but I can't make people click on your ads.
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Well, you better do something.
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You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site,
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and I'm losing money, Sasha.
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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.
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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will be up
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in all the hot VIP spots.
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Ryan Pierce. Any dirt on her?
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Absolutely not.
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Plus, I can't invent scandal.
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But I guarantee you, nine months from now,
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there's gonna be a lot
of babies named Essence.
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(Chuckles) Cute, Sasha. Not helpful.
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(Sighs) Just-just give me a
few more days to increase views.
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Please.
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(Sighs) Post something
your viewers want to see
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this weekend or we're done.
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Hold, please.
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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!
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You know you need me!
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I'm the bitch in these streets!
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- You put me on FaceTime.
- (Exhales)
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Oh, my God.
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(Beeping)
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- Shit.
- (Clanking)
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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That's my car!
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Dina, it has come to my
attention that you had
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a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.
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No, not really.
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I didn't know it was your lunch!
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- Did you not see the label?!
- No!
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(Overlapping shouting)
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- Stupid motherfucker!
- Dina...
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- (Shouting) Don't you run from me!
- (Screaming)
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The point is, physically
assaulting a coworker
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because he accidentally stole your lunch
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- from the fri...
- Accidentally? Is that what he told you?
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He knew that was my Go-Gurt.
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That motherfucker is crazy for that shit.
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Be that as it may, this
is not the first time
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something like this has happened.
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I'm gonna need to terminate you.
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I'm letting you go.
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Word?
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Word.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Good looking out, Ted.
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Thanks for letting me go, man.
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Appreciate that. Just nothing
but water under the bridge.
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I'm-a go and get back to work.
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No, no. There's no water and no bridge.
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You're fired.
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Why you making me feel like
I'm on The Apprentice
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or something?
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Look, I get it. You're upset.
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I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work."
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Why are you making air quotes?
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This is a place of work.
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Lesson learned.
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Wow, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh.
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By the way, I'm going to Essence Fest
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this weekend with my girls.
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We about to turn up.
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So I'm-a need Friday off.
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Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,
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because you no longer work here.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Totally. See you bright
and early Tuesday morning,
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- plus or minus a few hours,
- All right.
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- Depending on traffic.
- We're not...
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Dina. Dina, we're not done yet.
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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!
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Okay, Ted! (Chuckles)
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(Whispers): Snitches get stitches.
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Oh, shit.
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- Dina, you need to grow up!
- Mm-hmm.
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LISA: Bath time, homework
time, snack time.
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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.
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Bedtime 8:00 p.m. sharp.
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(Chuckling)
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Ma.
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I need you to focus.
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Would you calm down?
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I have raised kids before.
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And some of 'em turned out okay.
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You know what, forget
it. I'm just gonna stay.
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I'm gonna stay! Because I can't have
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these kids deviate from
their schedule in any way.
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It just messes everything up.
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- So forget it.
- What up, bitch?
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(Chuckles) Oh, what's good, Miss Miller?
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Hello, Dina.
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Have you heard of a doorbell?
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Uh, have you heard of locking doors?
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There's crazy people out there.
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- (Chuckles)
- Mm.
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- You ready to get turnt?
- No, I'm not going,
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- because I-I don't want to leave the kids alone!
- No!
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- It's not gonna work!
- No, no.
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- Uh-uh. No.
- For once, I agree with Dina
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and her foul mouth.
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She needs this trip so she
can go off and get some love
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so she can stop being
so grouchy all the time.
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- Ma!
- Your mama know there's cobwebs on that thing.
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- Uh...
- You know what...
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- (Giggling)
- DINA: Sorry.
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Oh. Mm.
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- Bye, Mama.
- Oh, my goodness.
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- I'm gonna miss you. Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- Mama.
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Heifer, you are not going off to war.
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Go. Go. I beg of you, go.
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We'll be fine.
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(Chuckling): You are so silly.
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Scrubs?
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Really? That's what you're doing?
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What's wrong with this?
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Uh-uh. We are not going nowhere
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until we see you with some camel toe, okay?
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No, I don't do camel toe.
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Okay, well, you can't just show forearm.
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- That's not sexy.
- All right, Dina...
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Where are you going, to teach first grade?
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- Okay...
- Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?
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- All right. I organized everything!
- Nobody.
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Girl, we're going to the
Essence... What is this,
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- the "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Collection?
- Okay, I...
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- Is this a Care Bear shirt?
- Don't touch nothing!
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Don't touch nothing!
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(Bell rings)
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- As usual, you guys fucking killed it.
- (Chuckles)
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And, and I'm not the
only one who thought so.
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Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?
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(Sighs) You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!
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Fine.
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Bethany Marshall, the head
of marketing from Best Mart,
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thought so, and...
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- And what else?
- (Groans, chuckles)
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She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan
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and Stewart collection
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and underwrite a Ryan
and Stewart talk show.
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Boom!
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Wait, are you serious?
251
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Yes, I'm serious!
252
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That's... amazing!
253
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I know. She said... and I quote...
254
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"they're both just so real."
255
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She's gonna send her
business affair peeps down
256
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to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.
257
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They want to launch by end of year.
258
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- (Chuckles) - That's amazing.
- (Chuckling)
259
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- Thank you.
- Honey, thank you.
260
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We're gonna be rich, we're
gonna be rich! And thank you.
261
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- (Chuckles)
- (Chuckles) Hey, baby, I got to head out
262
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or I'm gonna miss my flight.
263
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- Oh.
- But I will see you
264
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and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.
265
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- Yes. Mwah.
- All right.
266
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- I love you.
- I love you.
267
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- In love with you.
- I'm in love with you.
268
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I love you. (Laughs) Come here!
269
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- Oh! (Chuckling)
- Mm. Thanks.
270
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- (Whoops)
- (Chuckles)
271
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Mm.
272
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(Sighs)
273
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(Elizabeth moans)
274
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I am so lonely.
275
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Oh!
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- Mm.
- Oh, you smell...
277
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- you smell good.
- Yeah, she...
278
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- she bought it for me.
- Sorry. Go before I spank you!
279
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I just did!
280
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(Chuckles)
281
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- Please go. Bye!
- (Chuckles) Mwah!
282
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Oh, gosh, that man
knows how to exit a room.
283
00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:48,087
- (Chuckles)
- Mm.
284
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(Barks)
285
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Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,
286
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but with so much on the line, are you sure
287
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that you want to get turned
with your girls this weekend?
288
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I promised them a free trip.
289
00:10:58,599 --> 00:10:59,999
And it's "turnt" with a "T."
290
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Okay, got it, got it.
291
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But maybe just wait until the deal closes,
292
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and then, you know, take
'em all to St. Barts,
293
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buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.
294
00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:09,308
Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.
295
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Listen, we're all adults,
296
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and our insane party days are behind us.
297
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- Well, most of us.
- Mm. I don't know.
298
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:15,948
I just know if I was with
my college girlfriends...
299
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(Chuckles) in New Orleans,
300
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there would be pictures of
our tits all over the Internet.
301
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I mean, there's actually
a few of those out there.
302
00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:23,322
I don't know if you saw 'em.
But, anyway, it doesn't matter,
303
00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:25,524
'cause, the point is,
I have civilian titties,
304
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but you have best-selling author titties.
305
00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,459
And-and ten percent of
your titties are my titties.
306
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I just... I just want our
titties to have a future.
307
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- Liz.
- Yeah.
308
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,034
What's the name of my book?
309
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You Can Have It All.
310
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Exactly.
311
00:11:39,473 --> 00:11:42,207
Okay, okay, you're right. I'm
gonna defer to your judgment.
312
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So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in
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before your first appearance.
314
00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:47,645
I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.
315
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You girls are gonna be
kiki-ing all weekend.
316
00:11:52,987 --> 00:11:54,986
- Okay, Liz.
- Yeah.
317
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- And I say this out of love...
- Preach, girl.
318
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Mm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach"
319
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or "go, girl,"
320
00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:04,295
"bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"
321
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or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard
322
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or looked up on Urban Dictionary.
323
00:12:08,401 --> 00:12:10,236
This weekend,
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over half a million black
women of all sizes, shades,
325
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from all different
socioeconomic backgrounds
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are descending on the
Crescent City to celebrate
327
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black womanhood in all its glorious forms.
328
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:24,151
You, my dear friend, are a guest.
329
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Act accordingly.
330
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(Exhales)
331
00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:30,890
Wow.
332
00:12:30,892 --> 00:12:32,524
I'm not even offended.
333
00:12:32,526 --> 00:12:34,360
- You're the best.
- Oh! Mm.
334
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,061
- (Giggles)
- Okay.
335
00:12:36,063 --> 00:12:38,496
(Sighs)
336
00:12:38,498 --> 00:12:43,168
Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.
337
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:44,272
Girl, bye.
338
00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:50,509
- (Humming)
- 4718 to New Orleans will commence boarding shortly.
339
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:53,712
Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.
340
00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:55,780
Got my anti-nausea medication.
341
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,415
Hold on to that. Ooh!
342
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,183
Hi, earplugs.
343
00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:02,087
Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.
344
00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:04,023
You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,
345
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:06,424
if you want to take a hit of
it before you get on the plane.
346
00:13:06,426 --> 00:13:07,592
That shit will have you right.
347
00:13:07,594 --> 00:13:09,260
Where did you hide...
348
00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:11,529
You know what? Never mind.
349
00:13:11,531 --> 00:13:13,064
I'm not even gonna ask.
350
00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:15,402
Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.
351
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,971
Okay, I'm-a tell you.
352
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,972
Where the sun don't shine.
353
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:25,744
You know, a lot of people
think that means the vagina,
354
00:13:25,746 --> 00:13:29,948
but actually it's the butthole.
355
00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:34,285
(Quietly): I got drugs in my booty.
356
00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:37,588
You know what, that can
cause a lot of infection.
357
00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,592
Girl, you can't get no
infection in your booty hole.
358
00:13:40,594 --> 00:13:42,160
It's a booty hole.
359
00:13:42,162 --> 00:13:43,428
Okay.
360
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,663
Enough.
361
00:13:44,665 --> 00:13:46,097
You're grown.
362
00:13:46,099 --> 00:13:49,101
On another note, let me ask you a question.
363
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,303
Do you think this situation
with Ryan and Sasha,
364
00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:55,307
think there's still drama
or has it been long enough?
365
00:13:55,309 --> 00:13:57,643
It better be, 'cause I plan
on getting white girl-wasted
366
00:13:57,645 --> 00:13:59,645
this weekend, and I ain't
letting none of you bitches
367
00:13:59,647 --> 00:14:01,947
kill my vibe, okay?
368
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:04,283
(Coughing)
369
00:14:04,285 --> 00:14:06,018
That's hand sanitizer.
370
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,952
It burns. (Coughing)
371
00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:09,420
Well, considering we don't
know where your mouth has been,
372
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:10,655
it can't hurt.
373
00:14:10,657 --> 00:14:12,491
- Oh, my God.
- You want a cough drop?
374
00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:14,693
- Mm. Yeah. (Coughing)
- Here. Just...
375
00:14:14,695 --> 00:14:16,794
Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me
376
00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:21,433
- in the direction of the Flossy Posse?
- (Gasps) Oh, my God!
377
00:14:21,435 --> 00:14:23,268
Oh, my goodness!
378
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,103
- It's so good to see you.
- Oh, wow. - You look great.
379
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:27,172
I'm so happy to see you two.
380
00:14:27,174 --> 00:14:28,874
- Girl, you're killing it!
- Yeah.
381
00:14:28,876 --> 00:14:30,208
- Turn-up time.
- (Laughing)
382
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,709
Hey, ladies!
383
00:14:31,711 --> 00:14:33,846
- Hey, Sasha!
- (Squealing)
384
00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:37,382
- Oh, I've missed you guys so much!
- (Laughing)
385
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:38,384
So good to see you!
386
00:14:38,386 --> 00:14:40,619
Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse,
387
00:14:40,621 --> 00:14:42,621
- Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse.
- Yeah, I know you are.
388
00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:44,523
- Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
389
00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:45,857
DINA: She baddie!
390
00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:48,162
(Giggling)
391
00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:51,797
Sash! (Chuckles)
392
00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:53,631
Hey, Ry.
393
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,500
Hey.
394
00:14:55,502 --> 00:14:57,669
Well, life is treating
you well. I see that.
395
00:14:57,671 --> 00:15:00,672
Please. I see you and Stew
pop up on my feed once a week
396
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:03,842
going to some fabulous event.
397
00:15:03,844 --> 00:15:05,843
- I love your hair.
- Nice dr...
398
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:07,880
(Both laugh)
399
00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:09,981
It seems like they're getting along.
400
00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:11,983
- Shit. (Chuckles)
- Right?
401
00:15:11,985 --> 00:15:14,086
These bitches is plastic.
402
00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:16,087
- That's a great lipstick, too.
- Thank you, right?
403
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,890
Ladies!
404
00:15:17,892 --> 00:15:20,762
- I made something very special for us this weekend.
- Oh.
405
00:15:22,897 --> 00:15:24,199
Bam!
406
00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:26,999
DINA: What the fuck?
407
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,400
Look like a Bedazzler
threw up on that thing.
408
00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:31,403
What? This is very fashionable.
409
00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:33,871
It's of today and
yesterday. It's very retro.
410
00:15:33,873 --> 00:15:36,842
How about we save it for the last night?
411
00:15:36,844 --> 00:15:38,847
- Of our lives?
- (Laughing)
412
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:44,015
Or donate it to the My
Little Pony Motorcycle Club.
413
00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:48,553
Okay. I put a lot of
man-hours into these jackets.
414
00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:50,521
Now, see, that's not the
kind of man-hours we need you
415
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:51,756
- putting in, Lisa-Lis.
- Mm...
416
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:53,792
Okay. Et tu, Sasha?
417
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,626
DINA: Yes, you need to
be bedazzling some dick.
418
00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:57,929
- That's what you need to do.
- (Laughing)
419
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,630
LISA: Enough.
420
00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:01,433
DINA: Okay, now, here's what I want.
421
00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,702
Let me get three shots of
whiskey with a Coke to chase.
422
00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:06,237
Coke Zero, though. I'm watching my figure.
423
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:09,808
Dina, you know this is only an hour flight.
424
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,776
Oh. Well, then, in that case,
let me go ahead and get those
425
00:16:11,778 --> 00:16:14,313
three shots now and then
bring me a shot of Baileys
426
00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:16,314
- once we get into cruising altitude.
- Oh, she...
427
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:18,483
- she about to turn up.
- Sure.
428
00:16:18,485 --> 00:16:21,086
Oh, and let me get a Cherry Coke.
429
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,553
- Dina.
- Huh?
430
00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:24,255
Can we just bring it down a notch?
431
00:16:24,257 --> 00:16:27,226
Oh, can we get some dick this weekend?
432
00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:28,427
- Leave her alone.
- You know what?
433
00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:29,794
I need you to use your lady mouth.
434
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:32,563
I need you to use your lady mouth.
435
00:16:32,565 --> 00:16:34,665
RYAN: All right, all right.
436
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,269
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.
437
00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:39,505
No, seriously, for real, though...
438
00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:42,607
how long has it been since
you got that back blown out?
439
00:16:42,609 --> 00:16:45,443
I don't know. Two years, maybe.
440
00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:47,111
- What?
- Wait.
441
00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:48,779
Si-Since Terrence?
442
00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:50,582
I don't know.
443
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:52,417
I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,
444
00:16:52,419 --> 00:16:54,785
I read really intense erotica,
445
00:16:54,787 --> 00:16:56,355
and I invested in a very powerful
446
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,789
detachable showerhead,
447
00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,691
which has been very good to me, mind you.
448
00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:01,125
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
449
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:03,128
Okay, that story just
put me into menopause.
450
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:04,428
You getting some this weekend.
451
00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:05,596
DINA: Straight up.
452
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:07,632
You gonna get at least
two dicks inside of you.
453
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,101
For crying out loud, Dina,
454
00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,768
we only gonna be there for three days.
455
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:12,303
Well, three dicks, then.
456
00:17:12,305 --> 00:17:14,038
- (Laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,108
You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.
458
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,110
Daily penetration is medicinal.
459
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,511
Oh, my goodness.
460
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,313
Don't be ashamed, girl.
461
00:17:21,315 --> 00:17:23,047
Every sister up in here
462
00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:26,017
is on a mission to be her very best
463
00:17:26,019 --> 00:17:27,386
- and ratchet self.
- Oh...
464
00:17:27,388 --> 00:17:28,986
You, especially.
465
00:17:28,988 --> 00:17:31,323
Who's ready for Essence Fest?
466
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:33,191
(All cheering)
467
00:17:33,193 --> 00:17:34,659
Yes!
468
00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:36,861
See, Lisa? There is no turning down
469
00:17:36,863 --> 00:17:39,063
up in here, only the turn-up.
470
00:17:39,065 --> 00:17:40,498
(Laughs) I love turn-ups.
471
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,066
- Ma'am, excuse me.
- Oh, oh.
472
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,802
Excuse me, uh, I got this.
473
00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:44,969
Can you go ahead and
make some Patrón shots
474
00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:45,970
for everybody up here?
475
00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:47,406
On me.
476
00:17:47,408 --> 00:17:49,507
- I'm-a take care of everybody in first class.
- I'm sorry.
477
00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:50,641
Because...
478
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:53,711
♪ I'm every woman ♪
479
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:55,913
♪ It's all in me ♪
480
00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:59,184
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
481
00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:01,219
♪ I do it naturally ♪
482
00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:02,987
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
483
00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:05,157
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- Yeah! Everybody say...
484
00:18:05,159 --> 00:18:08,159
ALL: Flossy Posse!
485
00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:10,829
♪ It's all in me... ♪
486
00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:12,430
LISA: Let's see
487
00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:14,498
- if we can find this driver.
- And get me a beignet.
488
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,567
- Oh, wait, wait, I see our sign!
- Ooh, ooh!
489
00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:18,870
Yes!
490
00:18:18,872 --> 00:18:20,605
- Hello.
- Oh, my goodness,
491
00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:22,873
thank you so much.
492
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,009
(Gasps) Ooh!
493
00:18:25,011 --> 00:18:26,678
- Ooh...
- Oh, my God!
494
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,948
- (Squealing)
- Oh, God.
495
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:31,283
Thank you!
496
00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:32,883
(Giggles)
497
00:18:32,885 --> 00:18:34,788
(Playing Bill Withers' "Lovely Day")
498
00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:41,059
♪ ♪
499
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,960
- Hey!
- Here you go.
500
00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:45,799
- ♪ ♪
- (Indistinct conversation)
501
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,715
(Yells)
502
00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:07,084
Hey! Hey!
503
00:19:07,086 --> 00:19:11,089
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
504
00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:12,623
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
505
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,127
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
506
00:19:15,129 --> 00:19:17,094
♪ Lovely day ♪
507
00:19:17,096 --> 00:19:18,929
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day ♪
508
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,931
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
509
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:23,168
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
510
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,105
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- Aah!
511
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,738
Aw...
512
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,841
- (Grunting)
- (Women clamoring)
513
00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:31,976
- Don't touch Elvis. That's Elvis.
- Oh...
514
00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:33,914
(All laughing)
515
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,982
Oh, God.
516
00:19:36,984 --> 00:19:40,651
Oh... (Chuckling)
517
00:19:40,653 --> 00:19:42,086
Oh, shoot!
518
00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:43,688
Oh, shit!
519
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:46,624
- Dina! Dina! Run, Dina!
- Dina! Run, Dina! - Dina!
520
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:47,825
(Whooping)
521
00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:49,763
♪ ♪
522
00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:01,476
♪ ♪
523
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,614
(Whooping)
524
00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:11,783
Fuck yeah! (Whoops)
525
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:15,486
That's some white boy shit right there.
526
00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:18,357
- (Music continuing)
- (Indistinct conversations)
527
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,292
Who's ready for a refill?
528
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:21,659
- Ooh.
- Dina,
529
00:20:21,661 --> 00:20:23,728
I-I haven't even finished this one yet.
530
00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:26,198
Girl, you used to finish
a super size Slurpee
531
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,066
filled with grain alcohol before noon.
532
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:31,069
- Mm-hmm. - True.
- That was before two beautiful
533
00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:33,170
little human beings ripped out of my vagina
534
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,407
and sucked all the life out of my breasts.
535
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,409
I don't coochie-pop no more.
536
00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:38,409
- Especially not...
- Ryan! - What... - (Gasps)
537
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,178
We are your biggest fans.
538
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,545
Will you take a picture with us?
539
00:20:41,547 --> 00:20:43,515
- Yes. Sure. Of course.
- We are your biggest fans.
540
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:45,182
- Oh, my God. My friends are over here.
- Damn.
541
00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:47,017
This shit gonna be happening all weekend?
542
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,652
LISA: You know, I'm so proud of her.
543
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:49,920
Look at her.
544
00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:51,890
It's like traveling with Beyoncé.
545
00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:53,257
Oh, my God.
546
00:20:53,259 --> 00:20:54,926
Are you guys friends with Ryan?
547
00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:56,394
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
548
00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:57,896
I'm a huge fan!
549
00:20:57,898 --> 00:20:59,230
Here. This is for you.
550
00:20:59,232 --> 00:21:01,265
- Here. Here. Yes.
- Oh, okay, thank you.
551
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:02,667
- Okay.
- That's so wonderful.
552
00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:03,834
- Enjoy.
- Yes!
553
00:21:03,836 --> 00:21:06,938
This is like traveling with Beyoncé!
554
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:09,908
- Thank you so much. Aw.
- Girl, you so pretty.
555
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:12,177
Mm-mm, mm-mm. Hey,
hey, sister, sister,
556
00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:14,612
- it's $50 a pop. $50 a pop. - $50?
- Hey,
557
00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:15,880
- uh, Dina? - Okay?
- (Phone dings)
558
00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:17,082
- I wouldn't do that.
- Who else trying
559
00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:19,050
to take a picture with Ryan? It's $50.
560
00:21:19,052 --> 00:21:21,386
We take American Express, EBT...
561
00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:22,687
- You trying to go to jail?
- You want to get a picture?
562
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:24,589
- 'Cause you need a permit for all that.
- Girl...
563
00:21:24,591 --> 00:21:26,024
- I ain't going to nobody's jail, okay?
- What the fuck?
564
00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:29,261
- We good? All right, sister.
- Lisa. Lisa.
565
00:21:29,263 --> 00:21:30,896
LISA: Wait a minute, hold up.
566
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,863
- SASHA: Can you believe this?
- LISA: Oh, my God.
567
00:21:32,865 --> 00:21:35,802
What y'all trippin' off of?
568
00:21:37,371 --> 00:21:39,905
Aw, hell no.
569
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,273
That can't really be...
570
00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:42,908
That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,
571
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:45,110
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.
572
00:21:45,112 --> 00:21:46,878
Where'd you get the picture?
573
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,580
My paparazzi guy sent it to me.
574
00:21:48,582 --> 00:21:50,549
Who is this ratchet-ass bitch?
575
00:21:50,551 --> 00:21:52,817
SASHA: Simone. Some Instagram ho.
576
00:21:52,819 --> 00:21:54,953
- (Simone moaning) - I
heard she sucked off A-Rod
577
00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:56,655
- in the bathroom one time.
- DINA: Wait a minute,
578
00:21:56,657 --> 00:21:58,156
all this NBA dick, and she's
579
00:21:58,158 --> 00:21:59,890
sucking a baseball player?
580
00:21:59,892 --> 00:22:01,293
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.
581
00:22:01,295 --> 00:22:03,227
Oh, my God. I hate her, but you know what,
582
00:22:03,229 --> 00:22:05,130
that ass is really cute.
583
00:22:05,132 --> 00:22:07,399
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?
584
00:22:07,401 --> 00:22:09,301
Oh, shit... she here.
585
00:22:09,303 --> 00:22:11,902
That little dirty bitch Simone is here?
586
00:22:11,904 --> 00:22:13,438
Okay, we got to tell Ryan.
587
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,672
So I had to go inwards and do
588
00:22:14,674 --> 00:22:16,107
- to be able to do that.
- Oh, of course.
589
00:22:16,109 --> 00:22:17,409
Handle that, Sasha.
590
00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:19,177
Why I got to be the one?
591
00:22:19,179 --> 00:22:21,079
- It's your picture, ho.
- Okay,
592
00:22:21,081 --> 00:22:23,148
no matter what, we have
to do it delicately,
593
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:24,850
- because she's having a good time.
- You're welcome.
594
00:22:24,852 --> 00:22:27,151
No, no, fuck that. You got to
do it like a Brazilian wax...
595
00:22:27,153 --> 00:22:28,753
just yank everything out at once.
596
00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:30,655
Now, she gonna feel like
her uterus is on the paper,
597
00:22:30,657 --> 00:22:32,290
and she gonna scream,
598
00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:34,426
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.
599
00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:36,594
Can we at least wait till
we get back to the room?
600
00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:38,263
Can we agree on that?
601
00:22:38,265 --> 00:22:40,130
(Sighs)
602
00:22:40,132 --> 00:22:42,801
So, we have the most amazing suite
603
00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:44,436
at the Monteleone,
604
00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:47,005
VIP passes to all the parties,
605
00:22:47,007 --> 00:22:50,307
and great seats at the
Superdome for New Edition,
606
00:22:50,309 --> 00:22:53,143
Maxwell, and Doug E. Fresh!
607
00:22:53,145 --> 00:22:54,813
And we are going to eat!
608
00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:56,313
Damn the calories.
609
00:22:56,315 --> 00:22:57,615
- Yup!
- Oh, yes, yes!
610
00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:59,284
I'm gonna kill somebody.
611
00:22:59,286 --> 00:23:00,518
What?
612
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,387
- (Chuckles, mumbles)
- (Chuckles)
613
00:23:02,389 --> 00:23:04,723
Now, I do have some obligations,
614
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:08,226
but the truth is this weekend
is all about the Flossy Posse.
615
00:23:08,228 --> 00:23:09,727
We're gonna be staying up late,
616
00:23:09,729 --> 00:23:11,830
drinking, making memories that we can
617
00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,564
laugh about the rest of our lives,
618
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:16,200
- because that is what a girls trip is for.
- Yeah, word.
619
00:23:16,202 --> 00:23:18,637
- LISA: YOLO.
- Ooh, I got to hide a bitch body.
620
00:23:18,639 --> 00:23:20,304
And gossip.
621
00:23:20,306 --> 00:23:23,341
No secrets. I want all the dirt.
622
00:23:23,343 --> 00:23:25,880
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with a Instagram skank.
623
00:23:28,715 --> 00:23:31,149
You just had to say something, didn't you?
624
00:23:31,151 --> 00:23:33,351
That was an opening.
625
00:23:33,353 --> 00:23:35,256
That's God. Recognize.
626
00:23:37,524 --> 00:23:39,224
Come on, Ryan. I need to...
627
00:23:39,226 --> 00:23:41,191
- I got to show you something.
- (Growls)
628
00:23:41,193 --> 00:23:43,263
Mmm.
629
00:23:48,401 --> 00:23:50,837
Ryan, I don't... I don't
really know what to say.
630
00:23:53,073 --> 00:23:56,344
You know we're here for
you for whatever you need.
631
00:23:58,344 --> 00:23:59,678
Don't worry, boo.
632
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,345
I'm-a put hands on him.
633
00:24:01,347 --> 00:24:03,281
I'm talking hot grits,
634
00:24:03,283 --> 00:24:05,917
extension cords, Timberland boots.
635
00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:08,285
I'm-a fuck up that
bitch's Instagram account,
636
00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:10,854
I'm-a put two Q-tips
in his pee-pee hole
637
00:24:10,856 --> 00:24:12,524
and I'm-a walk 'em
around. I'm-a just wipe...
638
00:24:12,526 --> 00:24:14,592
I'm-a just swipe in that thing
639
00:24:14,594 --> 00:24:15,927
and I'm-a yank 'em out!
640
00:24:15,929 --> 00:24:17,528
And then I'm-a stick
641
00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:19,030
my fingers up in his ass
642
00:24:19,032 --> 00:24:20,564
and tell him I'm checking his prostate,
643
00:24:20,566 --> 00:24:21,967
but really I'm-a yank his balls
644
00:24:21,969 --> 00:24:23,435
out the back of that motherfucker.
645
00:24:23,437 --> 00:24:24,636
And then I'm-a put my fist
646
00:24:24,638 --> 00:24:25,736
so far up his ass,
647
00:24:25,738 --> 00:24:27,138
I'm-a pull his heart out
648
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:28,607
through that motherfucker and I'm-a
649
00:24:28,609 --> 00:24:30,274
"nabi da shakti de" that shit.
650
00:24:30,276 --> 00:24:33,277
Just... (Imitates heartbeat)
651
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:35,913
And then I'm-a stick my
fingers back up in his ass
652
00:24:35,915 --> 00:24:37,415
and then I'm-a twirl 'em around
653
00:24:37,417 --> 00:24:39,383
and see if that make
him giggle a little bit.
654
00:24:39,385 --> 00:24:41,319
You know, 'cause I like to
make a motherfucker laugh
655
00:24:41,321 --> 00:24:43,391
when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?
656
00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:47,492
Well, that's not necessary, Dina.
657
00:24:47,494 --> 00:24:49,127
Really, honestly,
658
00:24:49,129 --> 00:24:52,496
I've known about this
for a few months, so...
659
00:24:52,498 --> 00:24:55,300
The fuck? You into that shit?
660
00:24:55,302 --> 00:24:57,168
No. Dina, come on.
661
00:24:57,170 --> 00:24:59,771
Obviously I was very upset, but...
662
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,171
Stewart and I are in counseling,
663
00:25:01,173 --> 00:25:02,940
and we're working through it.
664
00:25:02,942 --> 00:25:05,843
Well, look at tha... That is fantastic.
665
00:25:05,845 --> 00:25:09,080
I am so glad to hear that. Good for you.
666
00:25:09,082 --> 00:25:10,415
Thank you, Lis. You know,
667
00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:11,649
Stewart and I are a team, you know?
668
00:25:11,651 --> 00:25:12,851
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
669
00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:14,119
but that's in the past.
670
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:17,589
No, it's not.
671
00:25:17,591 --> 00:25:19,493
This picture was taken last night.
672
00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:23,194
Mmm...
673
00:25:23,196 --> 00:25:25,663
Well, I don't believe that, Sasha.
674
00:25:25,665 --> 00:25:27,131
And you know what... I really...
675
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:28,667
I don't want to be judged right now.
676
00:25:28,669 --> 00:25:30,869
I'm the last person to judge you, but...
677
00:25:30,871 --> 00:25:32,970
Guys. Okay, listen.
678
00:25:32,972 --> 00:25:34,872
I really meant what I said earlier.
679
00:25:34,874 --> 00:25:37,441
This weekend is about us.
680
00:25:37,443 --> 00:25:38,877
We haven't hung in five years,
681
00:25:38,879 --> 00:25:42,179
and by the grace of God,
we are here, together.
682
00:25:42,181 --> 00:25:43,782
Come on, let's take advantage of that.
683
00:25:43,784 --> 00:25:45,216
'Cause if we don't... if we waste
684
00:25:45,218 --> 00:25:47,151
this precious time... then shame on us.
685
00:25:47,153 --> 00:25:49,187
Because today is the last day
686
00:25:49,189 --> 00:25:50,988
that we will ever be this young.
687
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:53,224
She fucked me up with that one.
688
00:25:53,226 --> 00:25:55,459
All right. Now, the Flossy Posse
689
00:25:55,461 --> 00:25:57,728
is back in New Orleans, so let's go.
690
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,130
Let's go. Let's go, bitches.
691
00:25:59,132 --> 00:26:00,698
LISA: She's right, let's go.
692
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,700
DINA: But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.
693
00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:04,034
Ryan.
694
00:26:04,036 --> 00:26:05,736
You know it's just a matter of time
695
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:07,072
before the photographer
696
00:26:07,074 --> 00:26:09,043
shops this picture.
697
00:26:10,074 --> 00:26:12,145
Sash, don't worry. I'm-a handle it.
698
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,913
Come on, y'all!
699
00:26:15,915 --> 00:26:18,149
(Indistinct conversations)
700
00:26:18,151 --> 00:26:21,052
I love this place so much.
701
00:26:21,054 --> 00:26:23,588
Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in,
702
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:25,189
get our credentials. You guys should go
703
00:26:25,191 --> 00:26:27,324
check out the Carousel
Bar and have a drink,
704
00:26:27,326 --> 00:26:29,093
and I'll be back in, like, five minutes.
705
00:26:29,095 --> 00:26:31,095
It's really cute.
706
00:26:31,097 --> 00:26:32,596
- All right.
- To the bar.
707
00:26:32,598 --> 00:26:34,064
- I'm ready to rock.
- Looks nice.
708
00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:36,333
Let's see.
709
00:26:36,335 --> 00:26:37,502
LISA: Oh, look at that!
710
00:26:37,504 --> 00:26:39,269
Yeah, your kids would like this.
711
00:26:39,271 --> 00:26:41,939
Man, damn. This is the shit, man.
712
00:26:41,941 --> 00:26:45,409
Oh, it's so cool. It's moving around.
713
00:26:45,411 --> 00:26:47,911
Yeah, it's super cute.
714
00:26:47,913 --> 00:26:50,614
Ooh! There goes Stewart.
715
00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:53,618
Oh. Asshole.
716
00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,053
- Dina, look at me.
- Don't.
717
00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:57,522
Look at me. Okay, come on, now.
718
00:26:57,524 --> 00:26:59,256
You heard what Ryan
said. Just-just be cool.
719
00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:00,758
I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool.
720
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,459
I just want to say hi, that's all.
721
00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:04,228
- Why you taking... - Wait...
- I'm-a just say hello.
722
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:06,531
- No. No, no, don't you say hello.
- No, no, don't...
723
00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:07,799
No, Dina, don't do that. Remember,
724
00:27:07,801 --> 00:27:09,234
- Ryan said this is her life.
- Yes.
725
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,235
- We shouldn't get involved.
- Hold this.
726
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,070
♪ ♪
727
00:27:12,072 --> 00:27:14,072
- (Distorted): Dina!
- Dina, no!
728
00:27:14,074 --> 00:27:15,476
No!
729
00:27:19,912 --> 00:27:21,379
- (Exclaims)
- (Screams)
730
00:27:21,381 --> 00:27:23,380
- Oh!
- Bitch!
731
00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:24,448
What the hell's wrong with you?
732
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:26,316
Don't play me, nigga. I will end you.
733
00:27:26,318 --> 00:27:29,656
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe MILF...
734
00:27:30,723 --> 00:27:32,055
...but not really a MILF.
735
00:27:32,057 --> 00:27:33,557
Nigga, you getting old bitches
736
00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:35,059
from the resting home?
737
00:27:35,061 --> 00:27:36,828
Is that what you're doing to my homegirl?
738
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:39,797
You fuckin' with Gladys Knight, nigga?
739
00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:42,566
Do you got kneepads under
them slacks, Slurpee?
740
00:27:42,568 --> 00:27:45,472
- What?
- Dina, this is my Aunt Marion.
741
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,739
How do you do?
742
00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:51,141
Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?
743
00:27:51,143 --> 00:27:53,076
Your nephew is nasty.
744
00:27:53,078 --> 00:27:54,746
He a nasty nigga.
745
00:27:54,748 --> 00:27:56,313
Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty.
746
00:27:56,315 --> 00:27:58,082
Okay, all right, okay,
all right. I'm sorry.
747
00:27:58,084 --> 00:27:59,684
- She-she off her meds today.
- He do people wrong.
748
00:27:59,686 --> 00:28:01,351
- Forgive her.
- You're going to hell!
749
00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:02,920
You so nasty!
750
00:28:02,922 --> 00:28:06,256
In that ugly, tight-ass suit!
751
00:28:06,258 --> 00:28:08,826
- It's ugly!
- It is so very nice to meet you, Miss Auntie.
752
00:28:08,828 --> 00:28:10,794
- (Chuckles nervously)
- And that is a lovely blouse
753
00:28:10,796 --> 00:28:12,429
- you have on.
- Why, thank you.
754
00:28:12,431 --> 00:28:16,167
And as for you, Stewart...
755
00:28:16,169 --> 00:28:18,937
I am very disappointed in you... very.
756
00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:21,038
You guys have a lovely afternoon.
757
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,540
Thank you for your time.
758
00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,609
Thank you. You have a good day, too.
759
00:28:24,611 --> 00:28:28,446
(Dina continues shouting, growling)
760
00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:29,880
- What the hell happened?
- SASHA: Breathe, just breathe.
761
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,783
- Just calm down.
- I was gone for three minutes.
762
00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:34,052
- This shit took one.
- What? Th-The...
763
00:28:34,054 --> 00:28:35,519
Hockey players don't even fight that fast.
764
00:28:35,521 --> 00:28:36,720
Ma'am, I need you to leave
765
00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:37,721
- the premises immediately.
- Oh!
766
00:28:37,723 --> 00:28:39,457
Hello, sir.
767
00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:42,293
Uh, Ryan Pierce, this year's
Essence keynote speaker,
768
00:28:42,295 --> 00:28:43,828
and author of You Can Have It All.
769
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,129
I am sorry.
770
00:28:45,131 --> 00:28:46,698
I'd like to apologize for my friends,
771
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,699
but I can assure you that
everything is fine now.
772
00:28:48,701 --> 00:28:51,369
Ma'am, she's holding a broken
bottle of Château Mardaux.
773
00:28:51,371 --> 00:28:53,571
Oh, don't be speaking
French to me, motherfucker!
774
00:28:53,573 --> 00:28:55,073
- (All clamoring)
- Dina,
775
00:28:55,075 --> 00:28:56,207
you're lucky my aunt is hard of hearing.
776
00:28:56,209 --> 00:28:57,307
And you lucky TSA took that
777
00:28:57,309 --> 00:28:58,743
straight edge away from me.
778
00:28:58,745 --> 00:29:00,210
- Okay, okay, okay, all right.
- Mr. Pierce,
779
00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:02,045
we're in the process of
removing her right now.
780
00:29:02,047 --> 00:29:03,547
- Thank you. - Dina.
- Oh, wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.
781
00:29:03,549 --> 00:29:05,816
- Wait. Really, that is not necessary.
- Dina, calm down.
782
00:29:05,818 --> 00:29:09,219
I promise you. We are longtime
friends, since college.
783
00:29:09,221 --> 00:29:11,054
I mean, this is just the
way we greet each other.
784
00:29:11,056 --> 00:29:13,424
Ms. Pierce, I'm sorry,
785
00:29:13,426 --> 00:29:16,361
but that's not the way we do things here.
786
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:18,428
Okay. Understood.
787
00:29:18,430 --> 00:29:20,700
But we are not pressing charges, okay?
788
00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,334
Isn't that right, Stew?
789
00:29:24,336 --> 00:29:26,336
Well... no.
790
00:29:26,338 --> 00:29:27,938
But if that's the hotel's policy,
791
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,540
- then I understand.
- No!
792
00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:31,508
- What? You know what, you're ridiculous.
- Eat a dick.
793
00:29:31,510 --> 00:29:33,511
- I mean that as a sister to a brother.
- You know what?
794
00:29:33,513 --> 00:29:35,178
- You need to stop.
- You know what, it's cool. I'm-a leave.
795
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:36,747
- Okay, we're leaving. We're gonna leave.
- I'm-a leave.
796
00:29:36,749 --> 00:29:38,216
- Just give me a second.
- It's all gonna be good.
797
00:29:38,218 --> 00:29:39,950
Oh! Dina! Oh, my...
798
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:41,953
Okay, you know what, Dina, get over here.
799
00:29:41,955 --> 00:29:43,287
DINA: Milk Dud head mother...
800
00:29:43,289 --> 00:29:45,422
You look like a ugly, dirty Mr. Clean!
801
00:29:45,424 --> 00:29:46,690
Your girl needs a leash.
802
00:29:46,692 --> 00:29:48,626
DINA: Swipe-ass bastard!
803
00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:50,428
Your room. Now.
804
00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:52,397
I don't want to go to my room.
805
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:54,064
That place is nasty.
806
00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:55,399
It's haunted.
807
00:29:55,401 --> 00:29:57,368
I was there last year... swear to God,
808
00:29:57,370 --> 00:29:58,636
was up in there last year...
809
00:29:58,638 --> 00:30:00,438
a ghost tried to fuck me.
810
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,306
You ever been fucked by a ghost?
811
00:30:02,308 --> 00:30:04,108
RYAN: Are you kidding me?
812
00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:06,476
You said you ended this shit
and now there's a picture?
813
00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:08,446
Are you not understanding?
814
00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:10,380
And on top of it, the bitch is here.
815
00:30:10,382 --> 00:30:11,983
I didn't invite her.
816
00:30:11,985 --> 00:30:13,484
Well, neither the fuck did I.
817
00:30:13,486 --> 00:30:15,652
You need to call her and you need to send
818
00:30:15,654 --> 00:30:18,389
that genetically enhanced ass home!
819
00:30:18,391 --> 00:30:20,490
Come on, babe. How am
I supposed to do that?
820
00:30:20,492 --> 00:30:22,659
The same way you tell
her to come get some dick.
821
00:30:22,661 --> 00:30:24,294
You tweet, Snapchat, DM,
822
00:30:24,296 --> 00:30:26,563
smoke signals... whatever you do,
823
00:30:26,565 --> 00:30:27,934
I don't give a shit.
824
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:33,905
You know what? (Scoffs) Whatever.
825
00:30:33,907 --> 00:30:35,573
I'm not doing this.
826
00:30:35,575 --> 00:30:38,008
This is stupid.
827
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,509
This isn't a marriage,
828
00:30:39,511 --> 00:30:42,612
but we agreed to at least be a partnership,
829
00:30:42,614 --> 00:30:44,681
and you can't hold up
your end of the bargain,
830
00:30:44,683 --> 00:30:46,016
let alone your pants.
831
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,419
This is against everything
832
00:30:48,421 --> 00:30:50,487
I tell my readers, my followers,
833
00:30:50,489 --> 00:30:51,989
and yet I'm putting up with it?
834
00:30:51,991 --> 00:30:53,457
- No.
- Ry, Ry...
835
00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:55,126
I'm sorry.
836
00:30:55,128 --> 00:30:57,261
- You're always sorry.
- I-I know, but look at...
837
00:30:57,263 --> 00:30:58,830
I won't do it again.
838
00:30:58,832 --> 00:31:00,998
You always ain't gonna do it again.
839
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,265
Baby, I mean it this time.
840
00:31:02,267 --> 00:31:04,034
- (Sighs)
- Okay?
841
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,769
Real talk.
842
00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:07,505
Ryan, baby, listen.
843
00:31:07,507 --> 00:31:09,006
You're right.
844
00:31:09,008 --> 00:31:11,309
You don't deserve this.
845
00:31:11,311 --> 00:31:14,544
But our brand is who we are.
846
00:31:14,546 --> 00:31:17,648
It's... it's who you are.
847
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:19,950
Giving all that up because I was sloppy
848
00:31:19,952 --> 00:31:21,351
isn't worth all that you have worked
849
00:31:21,353 --> 00:31:23,487
very hard to accomplish.
850
00:31:23,489 --> 00:31:26,457
Why would we give it up?
851
00:31:26,459 --> 00:31:28,458
And for what?
852
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,328
Huh?
853
00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:31,728
To watch it all crumble?
854
00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:35,166
To be alone?
855
00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:37,668
Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere.
856
00:31:37,670 --> 00:31:39,236
You know that.
857
00:31:39,238 --> 00:31:41,240
I don't give a damn about her.
858
00:31:43,575 --> 00:31:46,076
Let's just do our dance
859
00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:48,678
and handle our business.
860
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,085
Be that couple who has it all.
861
00:31:55,354 --> 00:31:57,854
No more slipups.
862
00:31:57,856 --> 00:31:59,756
Stick to the plan
863
00:31:59,758 --> 00:32:01,993
and get that ho under control.
864
00:32:01,995 --> 00:32:03,428
And we close this deal.
865
00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:04,896
Done.
866
00:32:04,898 --> 00:32:08,168
Some of us have to find a place to stay.
867
00:32:11,237 --> 00:32:12,703
(Door opens)
868
00:32:12,705 --> 00:32:14,772
- Damn.
- (Door closes)
869
00:32:14,774 --> 00:32:16,407
You okay?
870
00:32:16,409 --> 00:32:17,874
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
871
00:32:17,876 --> 00:32:19,576
So where we at?
872
00:32:19,578 --> 00:32:23,214
I called... all the four or
five-star hotels are booked.
873
00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:26,417
You know what? Whatever.
Who needs a fancy suite?
874
00:32:26,419 --> 00:32:28,252
I mean, come on.
875
00:32:28,254 --> 00:32:30,623
Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.
876
00:32:36,462 --> 00:32:37,961
I get the feeling there's definitely been
877
00:32:37,963 --> 00:32:40,531
a few chalk outlines on this floor.
878
00:32:40,533 --> 00:32:41,899
Oh, yeah, somebody
879
00:32:41,901 --> 00:32:44,101
was definitely murdered in this room.
880
00:32:44,103 --> 00:32:47,438
This smells like the body is still in here.
881
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,776
Ugh.
882
00:32:50,977 --> 00:32:54,245
The fuck? No mini-bar?
883
00:32:54,247 --> 00:32:56,413
I feel like that one
star was hella generous.
884
00:32:56,415 --> 00:32:57,915
Bitch, you the reason we here.
885
00:32:57,917 --> 00:33:00,951
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.
886
00:33:00,953 --> 00:33:03,653
Classic Sasha. Can't never let shit go.
887
00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:05,555
- It just happened. Why would I let it go?
- What do you mean
888
00:33:05,557 --> 00:33:07,291
- it just happened? It's in the past.
- Come on. - We told you...
889
00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:08,825
- Please, that was in the past.
- Hey... - In the past?!
890
00:33:08,827 --> 00:33:10,428
- Yes, it's in the past.
- This is your fault. - Hey, hey,
891
00:33:10,430 --> 00:33:11,963
- stop arguing!
- (Knocking)
892
00:33:11,965 --> 00:33:13,797
- Stop it...
- LISA: Don't argue!
893
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:16,434
- Don't argue. - DINA: Let it go!
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
894
00:33:16,436 --> 00:33:18,169
- I think I got scabies.
- DINA: What?
895
00:33:18,171 --> 00:33:20,170
- I'm itchy.
- Y'all expecting somebody?
896
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,642
- (Knocking
continuing) - Uh-uh.
897
00:33:24,344 --> 00:33:26,279
Fucking foggy peephole.
898
00:33:27,479 --> 00:33:28,748
(Deep voice): Who is it?!
899
00:33:34,953 --> 00:33:36,086
- Oh, oh!
- Rochelle here?
900
00:33:36,088 --> 00:33:37,088
Oh!
901
00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:38,523
Uh, no, sir, I am sorry,
902
00:33:38,525 --> 00:33:39,857
you have the wrong room.
903
00:33:39,859 --> 00:33:41,359
- Please leave.
- This is where
904
00:33:41,361 --> 00:33:42,994
I meet Rochelle every night.
905
00:33:42,996 --> 00:33:44,461
Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy.
906
00:33:44,463 --> 00:33:45,630
You need to get on.
907
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,364
It don't have to be Rochelle.
908
00:33:47,366 --> 00:33:49,467
I'll take one of you.
909
00:33:49,469 --> 00:33:51,802
You mean to tell me we staying at a motel
910
00:33:51,804 --> 00:33:53,970
where five-dollar hos do they business?
911
00:33:53,972 --> 00:33:57,007
Five dollars? Shit, I
get two dollars change.
912
00:33:57,009 --> 00:33:58,476
Ooh!
913
00:33:58,478 --> 00:34:00,277
Lisa, you game?
914
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:03,281
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.
915
00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:04,448
Bust that thing open.
916
00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:05,716
- (Laughs)
- Not if she wearing that.
917
00:34:05,718 --> 00:34:08,051
- What?
- I told you that outfit was
918
00:34:08,053 --> 00:34:10,154
ugly as hell. He don't even want to fuck.
919
00:34:10,156 --> 00:34:12,156
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable
920
00:34:12,158 --> 00:34:14,058
doesn't mean that you have to be rude.
921
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:15,393
- (Kisses)
- Aah!
922
00:34:15,395 --> 00:34:17,127
- Aah! - Oh! Oh!
- Get out of here!
923
00:34:17,129 --> 00:34:18,328
- Aah!
- Get out of here!
924
00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:19,830
Get out!
925
00:34:19,832 --> 00:34:21,565
- SASHA: Shoot.
- What's wrong with him?
926
00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:23,033
Close this.
927
00:34:23,035 --> 00:34:24,301
- You don't want some of this?
- Aah!
928
00:34:24,303 --> 00:34:25,335
(All screaming)
929
00:34:25,337 --> 00:34:26,737
Aah! What is that?
930
00:34:26,739 --> 00:34:28,071
You don't want some of this?
931
00:34:28,073 --> 00:34:30,641
- (Screaming)
- (Laughing)
932
00:34:30,643 --> 00:34:32,676
- Aah!
- MAN: Oh, oh!
933
00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:35,245
- Shit.
- (Screaming continuing)
934
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,580
You are disgusting!
935
00:34:36,582 --> 00:34:38,516
(Laughs)
936
00:34:38,518 --> 00:34:41,384
Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle.
937
00:34:41,386 --> 00:34:43,754
- (Dina laughing)
- Y'all are gonna give me a...
938
00:34:43,756 --> 00:34:44,821
heart attack.
939
00:34:44,823 --> 00:34:46,424
(Laughing)
940
00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:49,759
RYAN: Okay. Okay.
941
00:34:49,761 --> 00:34:51,995
I don't find this funny at all.
942
00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:53,730
(Ryan, Sasha and Dina laugh)
943
00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:56,199
(Laughter, dog barking)
944
00:34:56,201 --> 00:34:57,601
(Music plays quietly)
945
00:34:57,603 --> 00:34:59,569
Yes, girl, you're giving me life!
946
00:34:59,571 --> 00:35:01,071
Oh, hold up, Sash.
947
00:35:01,073 --> 00:35:03,440
Your tag is hanging
out. Let me pull it out.
948
00:35:03,442 --> 00:35:05,042
Oh, no, no, no, don't pull it.
949
00:35:05,044 --> 00:35:06,509
Um, just tuck it in for me.
950
00:35:06,511 --> 00:35:07,877
All right. Okay.
951
00:35:07,879 --> 00:35:09,413
I made a deal with the designer.
952
00:35:09,415 --> 00:35:11,515
I'm gonna, you know,
Instagram it this weekend.
953
00:35:11,517 --> 00:35:13,216
Some tastemaker shit.
954
00:35:13,218 --> 00:35:15,219
Lis, hurry up!
955
00:35:15,221 --> 00:35:18,188
Okay, P. Diddy is not gonna
be waiting for me all night.
956
00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:19,957
He's a busy man.
957
00:35:19,959 --> 00:35:22,225
All right, I'm almost ready.
958
00:35:22,227 --> 00:35:24,094
("Mexican Hat Dance" playing)
959
00:35:24,096 --> 00:35:26,033
What the fuck is that?
960
00:35:27,567 --> 00:35:29,266
(Laughing)
961
00:35:29,268 --> 00:35:31,636
Wait a minute. Hold on. You...
962
00:35:31,638 --> 00:35:34,272
You got to be kidding me!
963
00:35:34,274 --> 00:35:35,705
I really like this outfit.
964
00:35:35,707 --> 00:35:38,808
I mean, this is hand-stitched embroidery
965
00:35:38,810 --> 00:35:40,111
from an indigenous tribe
966
00:35:40,113 --> 00:35:42,312
in Guatemala that's almost extinct.
967
00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:44,748
So they not fucking in Guatemala?
968
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,650
- Mm.
- You know what?
969
00:35:46,652 --> 00:35:49,085
Intelligent men of academia
970
00:35:49,087 --> 00:35:51,788
- are gonna really appreciate this outfit.
- Huh.
971
00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:54,225
All right, listen, you look beautiful.
972
00:35:54,227 --> 00:35:56,997
- Thank you.
- Now take it off and put this on.
973
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,163
What...?
974
00:36:00,165 --> 00:36:03,567
This dress is a mosquito net.
975
00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:06,069
Then maybe you'll catch something in it.
976
00:36:06,071 --> 00:36:08,172
- DINA: Yeah, a man.
- SASHA: Lisa, you look
977
00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:10,674
- like somebody's Puerto Rican grandmother.
- See?
978
00:36:10,676 --> 00:36:12,143
Now, men'll fuck almost anything,
979
00:36:12,145 --> 00:36:13,680
but not you... in that outfit.
980
00:36:16,415 --> 00:36:18,748
Don't even. I already know.
981
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:21,451
Tighten that up.
982
00:36:21,453 --> 00:36:23,453
Don't be taking all day back there, either,
983
00:36:23,455 --> 00:36:25,188
making tamales and shit.
984
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:27,123
♪ Ah, yeah... ♪
985
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:29,592
- (Applause and cheering)
- MAN: New Orleans!
986
00:36:29,594 --> 00:36:36,433
Make some noise for New... Edition!
987
00:36:36,435 --> 00:36:37,467
♪ Ah, yeah ♪
988
00:36:37,469 --> 00:36:39,270
♪ I don't love her ♪
989
00:36:39,272 --> 00:36:42,473
♪ I tried to tell myself ♪
990
00:36:42,475 --> 00:36:46,145
♪ But you can see it in my eyes ♪
991
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,879
♪ So don't deny ♪
992
00:36:48,881 --> 00:36:50,480
♪ I can't fool no one else ♪
993
00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:51,982
Oh, my God!
994
00:36:51,984 --> 00:36:54,051
♪ The truth is in the tears I cry ♪
995
00:36:54,053 --> 00:36:56,386
Sing yourself, y'all.
996
00:36:56,388 --> 00:37:00,024
♪ 'Cause if it isn't love,
why do I feel this way? ♪
997
00:37:00,026 --> 00:37:04,328
♪ Why does she stay on my mind? ♪
998
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,862
- Ooh.
- That's right, y'all.
999
00:37:05,864 --> 00:37:07,531
♪ If it isn't love ♪
1000
00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:09,366
♪ Why does it hurt so bad? ♪
1001
00:37:09,368 --> 00:37:11,167
- (Indistinct chatter)
- Oh, oh.
1002
00:37:11,169 --> 00:37:13,506
- ♪ Make me feel so sad inside? ♪
- Oh, my God.
1003
00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:17,641
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- ♪ If it isn't love ♪
1004
00:37:17,643 --> 00:37:19,009
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
1005
00:37:19,011 --> 00:37:20,544
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- I have four.
1006
00:37:20,546 --> 00:37:24,214
- ♪ Ah, yeah, ah, y-yeah... ♪
- Come on. - Yeah!
1007
00:37:24,216 --> 00:37:25,251
- DINA: Party in the VIP!
- (Laughing)
1008
00:37:26,419 --> 00:37:28,853
ALL: Hey!
1009
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,922
That's for Ryan for getting
us up in the hot VIP spot!
1010
00:37:32,924 --> 00:37:34,357
Oh, come on, y'all.
1011
00:37:34,359 --> 00:37:37,161
Wait, wait. Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.
1012
00:37:37,163 --> 00:37:38,895
Where is the water? Excuse me, miss?
1013
00:37:38,897 --> 00:37:41,265
- Lisa? Lisa?!
- Yes.
1014
00:37:41,267 --> 00:37:44,368
Okay, this weekend, we gonna
need a little less Mom Lisa,
1015
00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:46,404
and a little more Freaknik Lisa.
1016
00:37:46,406 --> 00:37:48,839
- Mm.
- Mm.
1017
00:37:48,841 --> 00:37:50,841
Like Howard Homecoming Lisa.
1018
00:37:50,843 --> 00:37:52,442
DINA: Ooh!
1019
00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:55,279
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, Bayou Classic Lisa.
1020
00:37:55,281 --> 00:37:58,047
- Aah! - SASHA: Ooh!
- DINA: That Lisa.
1021
00:37:58,049 --> 00:38:00,183
Like NBA All-Star Weekend Lisa.
1022
00:38:00,185 --> 00:38:02,386
- DINA: Ooh.
- SASHA: That shut it down. Come on now.
1023
00:38:02,388 --> 00:38:04,187
You're a fierce sexual goddess.
1024
00:38:04,189 --> 00:38:06,223
I'm a bad bitch goddess.
1025
00:38:06,225 --> 00:38:07,625
Oh, yes!
1026
00:38:07,627 --> 00:38:09,426
Now go out there and slay.
1027
00:38:09,428 --> 00:38:11,094
- RYAN: That's it.
- Let's do this.
1028
00:38:11,096 --> 00:38:12,696
She ready.
1029
00:38:12,698 --> 00:38:15,565
So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,
1030
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:18,067
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had?
1031
00:38:18,069 --> 00:38:19,469
(Man coughs)
1032
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,272
LISA: Are you gay? Straight?
1033
00:38:21,274 --> 00:38:22,973
'Cause with the pocket squares and...
1034
00:38:22,975 --> 00:38:25,542
I'm not feeling confident about this.
1035
00:38:25,544 --> 00:38:26,944
So you're not lactose intolerant?
1036
00:38:26,946 --> 00:38:28,946
You give me the smallest bit
1037
00:38:28,948 --> 00:38:31,281
of ice cream, and I'm
taking off like a rocket.
1038
00:38:31,283 --> 00:38:32,817
It's just a... (Blows raspberry)
1039
00:38:32,819 --> 00:38:34,551
Damn, she rusty.
1040
00:38:34,553 --> 00:38:36,053
I have both my kids, right?
1041
00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:38,054
And I kept their placenta.
1042
00:38:38,056 --> 00:38:39,723
And you know what I do every morning
1043
00:38:39,725 --> 00:38:41,458
when I make my morning shake?
1044
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:44,395
I take a little bit of that
placenta, plop it right inside.
1045
00:38:44,397 --> 00:38:46,996
- Ugh!
- Grind it up, throw it back.
1046
00:38:46,998 --> 00:38:50,500
I'm telling you, I'm gonna
live till I'm a hundred.
1047
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,502
- I can't watch it.
- She gonna have to Uber.
1048
00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:54,404
- I tried, but I can't.
- She ain't riding with us.
1049
00:38:54,406 --> 00:38:57,408
- Okay.
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1050
00:38:57,410 --> 00:38:59,143
Everybody.
1051
00:38:59,145 --> 00:39:01,679
♪ It happened the moment ♪
1052
00:39:01,681 --> 00:39:03,614
(Cheering)
1053
00:39:03,616 --> 00:39:07,350
♪ When you were revealed... ♪
1054
00:39:07,352 --> 00:39:09,118
Oh, Lisa, Lisa.
1055
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,422
- Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
- Sasha Franklin.
1056
00:39:12,424 --> 00:39:14,658
Of Sasha's Secrets.
1057
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:20,431
Miss Vanzant, it is such an honor to even
1058
00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:23,167
- be in the same...
- So, so, come,
1059
00:39:23,169 --> 00:39:26,837
missy, and let me holler
at you for a minute.
1060
00:39:26,839 --> 00:39:29,440
Okay.
1061
00:39:29,442 --> 00:39:31,975
Do you know who I am?
1062
00:39:31,977 --> 00:39:34,178
Yeah. I just said...
1063
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,714
- I just said...
- 'Cause either you don't know,
1064
00:39:36,716 --> 00:39:39,183
or some strange affliction has altered
1065
00:39:39,185 --> 00:39:42,018
the molecular structure of your brain.
1066
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,855
If you think that you can trash
1067
00:39:44,857 --> 00:39:46,723
- my name and reputation just to make...
- (Phone chimes)
1068
00:39:46,725 --> 00:39:48,192
...a name for yourself, missy,
1069
00:39:48,194 --> 00:39:50,560
that is not gonna turn out well for you.
1070
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,129
N-No. Look, I'm just the messenger.
1071
00:39:52,131 --> 00:39:54,031
I thought you looked great in that thong.
1072
00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:56,500
Liar!
1073
00:39:56,502 --> 00:39:58,301
Try me again,
1074
00:39:58,303 --> 00:40:01,672
and I promise you
1075
00:40:01,674 --> 00:40:05,576
that you and I are gonna have
a Middle Passage experience,
1076
00:40:05,578 --> 00:40:09,045
a fight for survival, and I will win.
1077
00:40:09,047 --> 00:40:12,850
Have I made myself clear?
1078
00:40:12,852 --> 00:40:14,250
Clear?!
1079
00:40:14,252 --> 00:40:16,487
Clear.
1080
00:40:16,489 --> 00:40:18,688
Oh. Okay, thank you, beloved. (Laughs)
1081
00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:22,225
Blessings to you, and you
enjoy the rest of your evening.
1082
00:40:22,227 --> 00:40:23,893
(Vanzant laughs)
1083
00:40:23,895 --> 00:40:26,163
Shoot. Yes, tell me it recorded.
1084
00:40:26,165 --> 00:40:28,232
Please tell me I've got that on video.
1085
00:40:28,234 --> 00:40:30,167
Come on, please.
1086
00:40:30,169 --> 00:40:32,036
Damn it!
1087
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,437
Damn it, Sasha.
1088
00:40:33,439 --> 00:40:35,071
That was your car and your mortgage.
1089
00:40:35,073 --> 00:40:39,042
- Hey, uh, Sasha?
- Yeah.
1090
00:40:39,044 --> 00:40:41,545
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now?
1091
00:40:41,547 --> 00:40:45,348
Well, what do you call what you're doing?
1092
00:40:45,350 --> 00:40:47,884
No. I'm just saying
that I don't want anyone
1093
00:40:47,886 --> 00:40:50,087
to feel uncomfortable thinking
that you're spying on them.
1094
00:40:50,089 --> 00:40:51,688
- That's all.
- Ryan, I don't spy on people.
1095
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:53,290
Okay. I'm sorry.
1096
00:40:53,292 --> 00:40:56,225
I'm just saying that I'm
their guest, you're my guest.
1097
00:40:56,227 --> 00:40:59,462
Are you telling me to behave?
1098
00:40:59,464 --> 00:41:00,897
Is that what you telling me right now?
1099
00:41:00,899 --> 00:41:02,299
No. I'm just saying that
1100
00:41:02,301 --> 00:41:04,033
it would be more
appropriate and effective...
1101
00:41:04,035 --> 00:41:05,603
- Um, Sasha? Sasha?
- What is appropriate and effective?
1102
00:41:05,605 --> 00:41:07,203
These words you're using on me feel real...
1103
00:41:07,205 --> 00:41:09,640
I think you should come with
me to the bathroom, please.
1104
00:41:09,642 --> 00:41:11,641
- Real quick. I got snaps and zippers and...
- (Ryan sighs)
1105
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,444
- But she's...
- ...all kinds of things that I need help with.
1106
00:41:13,446 --> 00:41:15,045
Lisa, I know... Lisa,
I know what you're doing.
1107
00:41:15,047 --> 00:41:16,413
DINA (With English accent):
What part of England
1108
00:41:16,415 --> 00:41:18,114
are you from... Compton, England?
1109
00:41:18,116 --> 00:41:20,551
- Come on, Estelle. Darling, yes, look at us.
- No. No.
1110
00:41:20,553 --> 00:41:22,886
Two conquerors taking over the world.
1111
00:41:22,888 --> 00:41:25,489
Don't be a bugger! Pip, pip, cheerio.
1112
00:41:25,491 --> 00:41:26,957
- No.
- I'll tag you.
1113
00:41:26,959 --> 00:41:28,324
- Please don't.
- I'll be tagging you in this.
1114
00:41:28,326 --> 00:41:29,926
- Oh, please don't.
- What are you doing?
1115
00:41:29,928 --> 00:41:31,395
What? I'm taking fun
pictures with celebrities.
1116
00:41:31,397 --> 00:41:33,096
I'm talking to celebrities and everything.
1117
00:41:33,098 --> 00:41:34,665
(Man clears throat)
1118
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,799
- Glad to see some things ain't changed.
- RYAN: Julian!
1119
00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:39,169
- Oh, my God!
- Look at you. You got muscles now.
1120
00:41:39,171 --> 00:41:41,105
Ah. What up, D?
1121
00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,906
DINA: What's up, boy?
1122
00:41:42,908 --> 00:41:45,109
- Look at you.
- Look, man, you got fine.
1123
00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:46,409
- (Laughter)
- Ryan.
1124
00:41:46,411 --> 00:41:47,645
- It's good to see you.
- Wow.
1125
00:41:47,647 --> 00:41:48,846
I thought that was you.
1126
00:41:48,848 --> 00:41:51,315
I cannot believe I'm looking at half
1127
00:41:51,317 --> 00:41:52,850
of the Flossy Posse.
1128
00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:55,518
- Mm-hmm.
- And the other half is here, too.
1129
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,254
- No shit.
- (Laughing): Yes.
1130
00:41:57,256 --> 00:42:00,123
- The whole entire FP crew is in the building?
- Mm-hmm.
1131
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,158
- Okay, it's official now.
- (Laughter)
1132
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,661
Wow, so you playing this weekend?
1133
00:42:03,663 --> 00:42:06,129
Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with Ne-Yo
1134
00:42:06,131 --> 00:42:07,330
at the House of Blues on Saturday.
1135
00:42:07,332 --> 00:42:08,699
Ne-Yo? I
love Ne-Yo.
1136
00:42:08,701 --> 00:42:11,034
Well, y'all should come through. Swing by.
1137
00:42:11,036 --> 00:42:12,301
I will put you on a list.
1138
00:42:12,303 --> 00:42:14,138
- It's nothing.
- Okay, we're there.
1139
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,471
- Good.
- DINA: Yeah, we there.
1140
00:42:15,473 --> 00:42:16,507
Mm.
1141
00:42:16,509 --> 00:42:18,344
Okay. (Chuckles)
1142
00:42:19,879 --> 00:42:22,279
Uh, so what you drinking?
1143
00:42:22,281 --> 00:42:24,681
Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,
1144
00:42:24,683 --> 00:42:27,518
so that you can have a
little compassion for Ryan
1145
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,386
and everything that she's going through.
1146
00:42:29,388 --> 00:42:32,355
So, I'm asking you to please be nice.
1147
00:42:32,357 --> 00:42:33,723
I'm trying.
1148
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,158
I mean, she is the one
1149
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,627
giving me grief about doing my job.
1150
00:42:37,629 --> 00:42:39,629
You know, we can't all
just smile for the cameras
1151
00:42:39,631 --> 00:42:41,130
and sit next to a football player
1152
00:42:41,132 --> 00:42:42,165
and make money off of him.
1153
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,134
Ooh, now, Sasha,
1154
00:42:44,136 --> 00:42:45,736
that's not fair and you know it.
1155
00:42:45,738 --> 00:42:48,071
- You know you always do this.
- I always do what?
1156
00:42:48,073 --> 00:42:51,375
- Ryan can do no wrong in your eyes.
- (Scoffs)
1157
00:42:51,377 --> 00:42:53,176
Even when she bailed on all of our plans
1158
00:42:53,178 --> 00:42:55,545
to start the first black
Huffington Post.
1159
00:42:55,547 --> 00:42:57,313
That was five years ago.
1160
00:42:57,315 --> 00:42:58,649
All right?
1161
00:42:58,651 --> 00:43:00,551
Can you just let it go?
1162
00:43:00,553 --> 00:43:02,819
Okay.
1163
00:43:02,821 --> 00:43:04,323
Sash.
1164
00:43:06,424 --> 00:43:07,893
Don't look at me with them eyes.
1165
00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:11,995
Okay.
1166
00:43:11,997 --> 00:43:13,897
All right.
1167
00:43:13,899 --> 00:43:15,833
- Thank you. I love you.
- Don't hug on me.
1168
00:43:15,835 --> 00:43:18,502
Hug on some of that man meat out there.
1169
00:43:18,504 --> 00:43:21,605
♪ I never knew a luh,
luh-luh, a love like this ♪
1170
00:43:21,607 --> 00:43:24,040
♪ Gotta be somethin'
for me to write this ♪
1171
00:43:24,042 --> 00:43:26,210
♪ Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute ♪
1172
00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:28,946
♪ Wrote this letter and
finally decide to send it ♪
1173
00:43:28,948 --> 00:43:30,413
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
for us to grow together... ♪
1174
00:43:30,415 --> 00:43:31,448
LISA: Mom?
1175
00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:33,716
Can you hear me?
1176
00:43:33,718 --> 00:43:35,953
(Groans) Dang it.
1177
00:43:35,955 --> 00:43:38,922
Reception is just awful.
1178
00:43:38,924 --> 00:43:41,357
Keep moving, come on.
1179
00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:42,926
Come on.
1180
00:43:42,928 --> 00:43:44,361
Hey.
1181
00:43:44,363 --> 00:43:47,130
- Pretty lady from Bourbon Street.
- Hey.
1182
00:43:47,132 --> 00:43:49,433
- Yeah, how...
- You know that doesn't work, right?
1183
00:43:49,435 --> 00:43:52,736
Oh, well, I mean... you
got to try, you know?
1184
00:43:52,738 --> 00:43:54,203
Just in case you get lucky.
1185
00:43:54,205 --> 00:43:55,739
I mean, not lucky.
1186
00:43:55,741 --> 00:43:58,074
You want to stand on my shoulders and try?
1187
00:43:58,076 --> 00:43:59,643
COMMON: Sing us out.
1188
00:43:59,645 --> 00:44:02,078
You know, for height.
1189
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,448
So, um, how many baby mamas you got?
1190
00:44:04,450 --> 00:44:05,649
Zero.
1191
00:44:05,651 --> 00:44:07,551
DINA: You got a wifey?
1192
00:44:07,553 --> 00:44:08,986
Nope.
1193
00:44:08,988 --> 00:44:10,286
You got a husband?
1194
00:44:10,288 --> 00:44:11,288
(Laughs)
1195
00:44:11,290 --> 00:44:12,723
Don't even try to play.
1196
00:44:12,725 --> 00:44:14,324
- (Laughter)
- Don't play me, all right?
1197
00:44:14,326 --> 00:44:15,792
Dina, Dina, come on, come on.
1198
00:44:15,794 --> 00:44:16,926
Now, Julian is a musician.
1199
00:44:16,928 --> 00:44:18,562
He play the bass.
1200
00:44:18,564 --> 00:44:20,429
What he gonna do with one
piece of pussy-coochie-twat?
1201
00:44:20,431 --> 00:44:23,132
(Laughter)
1202
00:44:23,134 --> 00:44:25,768
There's a lot you can do with just one.
1203
00:44:25,770 --> 00:44:29,005
(Dina and Sasha howl)
1204
00:44:29,007 --> 00:44:30,274
Talk to me. Yes.
1205
00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:32,009
I got one you can do a lot with.
1206
00:44:32,011 --> 00:44:33,777
(Laughs) Stop.
1207
00:44:33,779 --> 00:44:35,112
Dangerous. She's dangerous.
1208
00:44:35,114 --> 00:44:36,245
Close them... (Laughs)
1209
00:44:36,247 --> 00:44:39,082
JULIAN: Man, you ain't joking.
1210
00:44:39,084 --> 00:44:40,417
Look.
1211
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:41,784
Smash alert, two o'clock.
1212
00:44:41,786 --> 00:44:43,319
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
1213
00:44:43,321 --> 00:44:44,587
You got it? I got you.
1214
00:44:44,589 --> 00:44:45,955
- Oh, my God.
- Ooh.
1215
00:44:45,957 --> 00:44:47,324
Is that Lisa?
1216
00:44:47,326 --> 00:44:48,958
You got to keep twisting like this, right?
1217
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,993
- Because that-that helps with the reception.
- All right.
1218
00:44:50,995 --> 00:44:53,263
But just a minute ago
she was chasing him off.
1219
00:44:53,265 --> 00:44:55,299
Now she got her whole
taco in the dude's face.
1220
00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:58,301
Ma, can you hear me yet?
1221
00:44:58,303 --> 00:45:00,971
No, she still can't hear me, though.
1222
00:45:00,973 --> 00:45:02,172
And it's raw taco.
1223
00:45:02,174 --> 00:45:03,973
- She ain't got no panties on.
- (Dina laughs)
1224
00:45:03,975 --> 00:45:05,375
- DINA: Oh, it's a good thing we made her shave.
- Hell no, man.
1225
00:45:05,377 --> 00:45:06,877
Y'all still wild.
1226
00:45:06,879 --> 00:45:09,179
- Yes, we are.
- Yeah, Lisa.
1227
00:45:09,181 --> 00:45:11,047
Oh, my God, that's Diddy, baby.
1228
00:45:11,049 --> 00:45:12,482
- Oh.
- (Whoops)
1229
00:45:12,484 --> 00:45:14,217
How y'all feeling over here tonight?
1230
00:45:14,219 --> 00:45:16,719
Y'all ready to have a good
time in this motherfucker?
1231
00:45:16,721 --> 00:45:18,323
JULIAN: Ladies, look what your man's got.
1232
00:45:20,359 --> 00:45:22,391
Hell nah, I'm about to
get pregnant tonight. Move.
1233
00:45:22,393 --> 00:45:23,527
DIDDY: Party people...
1234
00:45:23,529 --> 00:45:25,062
You have created a monster.
1235
00:45:25,064 --> 00:45:26,797
It's a really good vibe. Come on.
1236
00:45:26,799 --> 00:45:28,699
Oh!
1237
00:45:28,701 --> 00:45:30,667
♪ Yo, what you know about goin' out? ♪
1238
00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:31,801
♪ Head west, red Lex ♪
1239
00:45:31,803 --> 00:45:32,969
♪ TV's all up in the headrest ♪
1240
00:45:32,971 --> 00:45:34,538
♪ Try and live it up ♪
1241
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:36,373
- ♪ Ride true, a bigger truck ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1242
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,475
♪ Piece all glittered up,
stick-up kid, nigga, what? ♪
1243
00:45:38,477 --> 00:45:40,509
♪ To every state, come
on, bury the hate ♪
1244
00:45:40,511 --> 00:45:42,913
♪ Millions the only thing
we in a hurry to make ♪
1245
00:45:42,915 --> 00:45:44,348
♪ Whether friend or
ex-friend in a Lex or a Benz ♪
1246
00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:46,350
♪ Let's begin, bring
this BS to an end... ♪
1247
00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:47,917
Sing the song. Come on, come on.
1248
00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:49,853
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ Bad,
bad, bad, bad boy... ♪
1249
00:45:49,855 --> 00:45:51,087
Chorus, sing the song.
1250
00:45:51,089 --> 00:45:52,723
CHORUS: ♪ You make me feel so good ♪
1251
00:45:52,725 --> 00:45:54,257
♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪
1252
00:45:54,259 --> 00:45:56,525
- ♪ You know you make me feel so good. ♪
- Come on.
1253
00:45:56,527 --> 00:46:00,096
Hey, hey, sing the song with me, y'all!
1254
00:46:00,098 --> 00:46:01,899
♪ I never knew ♪
1255
00:46:01,901 --> 00:46:05,768
- ♪ There was a love like this before ♪
- (Screaming)
1256
00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:08,906
♪ A love like this before ♪
1257
00:46:08,908 --> 00:46:11,107
- ♪ Love, love ♪
- ♪ Never had someone ♪
1258
00:46:11,109 --> 00:46:13,009
- ♪ To show me a love ♪
- No. - (Screaming)
1259
00:46:13,011 --> 00:46:15,511
LISA: Dina, put your shirt on!
1260
00:46:15,513 --> 00:46:18,415
♪ A love like this before ♪
1261
00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:23,353
♪ Now that we have come to be... ♪
1262
00:46:23,355 --> 00:46:25,355
- Ooh!
- (Shouts)
1263
00:46:25,357 --> 00:46:28,792
Girl, your booty's showing. Wait, hold on.
1264
00:46:28,794 --> 00:46:31,094
♪ Never thought you'd
be a special part of me ♪
1265
00:46:31,096 --> 00:46:33,696
- SASHA: Get up there.
- (Squealing)
1266
00:46:33,698 --> 00:46:35,531
♪ My baby ♪
1267
00:46:35,533 --> 00:46:38,067
SASHA: Hell yeah, Dina!
1268
00:46:38,069 --> 00:46:40,404
You go and get that ass!
1269
00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:41,605
- That shit works!
- Yes, do it!
1270
00:46:41,607 --> 00:46:44,141
♪ I can go on ♪
1271
00:46:44,143 --> 00:46:45,408
I see you, baby.
1272
00:46:45,410 --> 00:46:48,145
DIDDY: Make some noise.
1273
00:46:48,147 --> 00:46:52,248
- (Cheering)
- ♪ I can't even take my mind off loving you ♪
1274
00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:55,085
♪ I never knew there was... ♪
1275
00:46:55,087 --> 00:46:57,087
Oh, my God!
1276
00:46:57,089 --> 00:46:58,721
♪ A love like this before. ♪
1277
00:46:58,723 --> 00:46:59,922
FAITH EVANS: I love y'all.
1278
00:46:59,924 --> 00:47:01,290
Thank you, New Orleans.
1279
00:47:01,292 --> 00:47:04,127
Turn up, turn up, turn up.
1280
00:47:04,129 --> 00:47:06,295
- Oh.
- What we doing after this, y'all?
1281
00:47:06,297 --> 00:47:08,598
My frat's having a party
at Xavier, up the road.
1282
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up
here. How-how old are you?
1283
00:47:11,636 --> 00:47:13,437
- 21.
- We are not going to any college frat party.
1284
00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:14,737
- 21?!
- What?
1285
00:47:14,739 --> 00:47:16,172
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, wait.
1286
00:47:16,174 --> 00:47:17,908
Maybe I should wait here
for Diddy to come out
1287
00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:20,444
'cause you know once a man lays his eyes
1288
00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:23,946
on these Biggie Smalls up on my
chest, it burns in their brain.
1289
00:47:23,948 --> 00:47:25,348
It burns right in their brain.
1290
00:47:25,350 --> 00:47:26,650
- Come on, for real.
- It burned in mine.
1291
00:47:26,652 --> 00:47:28,284
What y'all getting into? I
know y'all doing something.
1292
00:47:28,286 --> 00:47:30,152
Uh, wait, wait. Come on, y'all.
1293
00:47:30,154 --> 00:47:32,755
I still have to work tomorrow.
I really should get to bed.
1294
00:47:32,757 --> 00:47:34,757
- Oh, it ain't even midnight yet.
- Come on. - Boo.
1295
00:47:34,759 --> 00:47:36,460
Come on, guys, listen.
1296
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:39,328
I just watched my best
friend grind on Diddy.
1297
00:47:39,330 --> 00:47:41,163
What could possibly top that?
1298
00:47:41,165 --> 00:47:42,466
(Grunts)
1299
00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:45,502
Let's do this shit, bitches!
1300
00:47:45,504 --> 00:47:47,471
Flossy Posse is in effect!
1301
00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:48,672
- (Laughs)
- MAN: Yeah!
1302
00:47:48,674 --> 00:47:50,306
RYAN: Here I go!
1303
00:47:50,308 --> 00:47:52,277
Oh, shit! (Screaming)
1304
00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:59,882
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1305
00:47:59,884 --> 00:48:01,951
That was amazing!
1306
00:48:01,953 --> 00:48:03,819
Guess she caught her second wind.
1307
00:48:03,821 --> 00:48:05,288
RYAN: Sasha!
1308
00:48:05,290 --> 00:48:08,458
Come on! You have to try it! It's amazing!
1309
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:10,493
Fuck it.
1310
00:48:10,495 --> 00:48:12,495
I'm white-boy wasted anyway.
1311
00:48:12,497 --> 00:48:14,063
- Come on!
- (Julian laughs)
1312
00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:17,333
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
1313
00:48:17,335 --> 00:48:18,502
Oh, shit!
1314
00:48:18,504 --> 00:48:19,636
Oh, my God!
1315
00:48:19,638 --> 00:48:21,337
Oh, shit! Catch me.
1316
00:48:21,339 --> 00:48:24,574
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, don't let me go.
1317
00:48:24,576 --> 00:48:26,143
- (Laughing): Don't let me go.
- Oh!
1318
00:48:26,145 --> 00:48:28,511
- Don't let me go!
- RYAN: You did it!
1319
00:48:28,513 --> 00:48:29,846
Sasha!
1320
00:48:29,848 --> 00:48:31,982
- That was crazy.
- (Ryan whoops)
1321
00:48:31,984 --> 00:48:33,917
- Come on, Lis. Come on, Lis.
- Come on, it's time. Let's go.
1322
00:48:33,919 --> 00:48:35,317
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not a good idea.
1323
00:48:35,319 --> 00:48:36,652
I have to pee.
1324
00:48:36,654 --> 00:48:38,087
Look, the line is shorter over there.
1325
00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:39,890
There's a long line in the bathroom here.
1326
00:48:39,892 --> 00:48:41,058
Just go for it.
1327
00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:42,359
- You can do it!
- It's fun!
1328
00:48:42,361 --> 00:48:44,094
All right. All right, all right.
1329
00:48:44,096 --> 00:48:45,594
All right.
1330
00:48:45,596 --> 00:48:47,531
ALL (Chanting): Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
1331
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:48,765
Peter Pan that shit!
1332
00:48:48,767 --> 00:48:50,833
Lisa! Lisa!
1333
00:48:50,835 --> 00:48:53,402
(Screaming)
1334
00:48:53,404 --> 00:48:54,870
Lisa! Lisa!
1335
00:48:54,872 --> 00:48:57,040
(Screaming)
1336
00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:58,542
(Crowd murmuring)
1337
00:48:58,544 --> 00:49:00,544
Oh, shit.
1338
00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:02,612
LISA: What?
1339
00:49:02,614 --> 00:49:03,746
- What?
- What happened?
1340
00:49:03,748 --> 00:49:05,348
Why did I stop?!
1341
00:49:05,350 --> 00:49:07,116
What? Why isn't it moving?
1342
00:49:07,118 --> 00:49:09,018
- Wait, what's going on?
- LISA: Why did it stop?
1343
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:10,053
Hello!
1344
00:49:10,055 --> 00:49:11,420
What's wrong?
1345
00:49:11,422 --> 00:49:13,422
(Cries)
1346
00:49:13,424 --> 00:49:14,958
- Don't worry about it.
- They gon', they gon' fix it.
1347
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,292
- Just-just hold tight. Hold on, Lisa.
- Yeah, I see it.
1348
00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:18,527
This is not the time, I'm telling you!
1349
00:49:18,529 --> 00:49:20,029
RYAN: You got it!
1350
00:49:20,031 --> 00:49:21,531
Squeeze that!
1351
00:49:21,533 --> 00:49:23,199
- Oh, God.
- MAN: It hit a snag.
1352
00:49:23,201 --> 00:49:24,567
- It's right there. Got it?
- Baby Jesus. Oh, Je-Jesus.
1353
00:49:24,569 --> 00:49:26,603
Please, don't make me pee on anybody.
1354
00:49:26,605 --> 00:49:29,573
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!
1355
00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:32,141
Please don't do it! (Screams)
1356
00:49:32,143 --> 00:49:33,643
(Crowd screaming)
1357
00:49:33,645 --> 00:49:34,947
Oh!
1358
00:49:36,915 --> 00:49:38,217
(Crying)
1359
00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:42,284
- Damn.
- How much did she drink?
1360
00:49:42,286 --> 00:49:45,754
Why have you forsaken me, Baby Jesus?
1361
00:49:45,756 --> 00:49:48,792
Your BFF is on her way.
1362
00:49:48,794 --> 00:49:50,594
LISA: So sorry. I really tried to hold it.
1363
00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:53,230
(Shouting)
1364
00:49:53,232 --> 00:49:54,830
(Lisa screaming)
1365
00:49:54,832 --> 00:49:56,266
Don't worry, girl. I got you.
1366
00:49:56,268 --> 00:49:57,303
(Screaming)
1367
00:49:58,603 --> 00:49:59,636
Yeah!
1368
00:49:59,638 --> 00:50:01,937
I didn't know you was into golden showers.
1369
00:50:01,939 --> 00:50:03,440
Girl, that's my jam.
1370
00:50:03,442 --> 00:50:04,641
Watch this.
1371
00:50:04,643 --> 00:50:06,810
- (Whoops)
- (Crowd screaming)
1372
00:50:06,812 --> 00:50:08,848
What the fuck?
1373
00:50:11,315 --> 00:50:12,582
- Oh, come on!
- Oh!
1374
00:50:12,584 --> 00:50:13,984
(Groaning)
1375
00:50:13,986 --> 00:50:15,688
- Oh, man.
- (Laughs)
1376
00:50:17,422 --> 00:50:19,489
What are you doing?
1377
00:50:19,491 --> 00:50:22,458
Y'all didn't even have
to take me to Red Lobster.
1378
00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:23,759
- (Groans)
- (Laughs)
1379
00:50:23,761 --> 00:50:27,129
(Whoops)
1380
00:50:27,131 --> 00:50:29,533
(Laughs)
1381
00:50:29,535 --> 00:50:34,170
Hey, when I said let loose,
I didn't mean it literally.
1382
00:50:34,172 --> 00:50:35,839
(Laughing): Ry, what?
1383
00:50:35,841 --> 00:50:37,306
- Did you see that?!
- Yeah.
1384
00:50:37,308 --> 00:50:39,141
- Everybody saw it.
- (Laughs)
1385
00:50:39,143 --> 00:50:41,944
- Damn!
- Oh, I am so happy we ran into you.
1386
00:50:41,946 --> 00:50:45,281
I swear, I've not had
this much fun in so long.
1387
00:50:45,283 --> 00:50:47,683
You never had a problem with that before.
1388
00:50:47,685 --> 00:50:49,118
I miss that girl.
1389
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,654
You definitely brought her back tonight.
1390
00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,489
(Both laugh)
1391
00:50:52,491 --> 00:50:55,357
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.
1392
00:50:55,359 --> 00:50:57,296
(Laughs)
1393
00:51:01,299 --> 00:51:03,065
Uh...
1394
00:51:03,067 --> 00:51:05,868
maybe I should get you home.
1395
00:51:05,870 --> 00:51:08,538
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?
1396
00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:10,574
Tomorrow?
1397
00:51:10,576 --> 00:51:13,076
With your husband?
1398
00:51:13,078 --> 00:51:14,810
Yeah, that nigga.
1399
00:51:14,812 --> 00:51:17,413
(Laughs) What?
1400
00:51:17,415 --> 00:51:20,250
What? No.
1401
00:51:20,252 --> 00:51:22,051
- You just...
- Yeah, no, no, right.
1402
00:51:22,053 --> 00:51:24,687
I should, um...
1403
00:51:24,689 --> 00:51:26,089
I should probably go.
1404
00:51:26,091 --> 00:51:28,757
Yeah. Uh, but where y'all staying?
1405
00:51:28,759 --> 00:51:30,527
I'll take you to your hotel.
1406
00:51:30,529 --> 00:51:31,995
Where you... at the W?
1407
00:51:31,997 --> 00:51:34,263
- Uh...
- The Roosevelt?
1408
00:51:34,265 --> 00:51:35,765
- (Laughs)
- I got you.
1409
00:51:35,767 --> 00:51:37,766
Come on.
1410
00:51:37,768 --> 00:51:40,569
(Groans) All right. It's all yours.
1411
00:51:40,571 --> 00:51:42,339
Are you sure?
1412
00:51:42,341 --> 00:51:44,708
There's no way in hell I'll let y'all
1413
00:51:44,710 --> 00:51:46,076
stay in that filthy dump.
1414
00:51:46,078 --> 00:51:48,210
I'm-a crash with the guys in the band.
1415
00:51:48,212 --> 00:51:49,946
Y'all get some sleep.
1416
00:51:49,948 --> 00:51:52,716
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.
1417
00:51:52,718 --> 00:51:54,116
For everything.
1418
00:51:54,118 --> 00:51:55,421
No sweat.
1419
00:51:58,357 --> 00:52:00,290
You sure everything is good with you?
1420
00:52:00,292 --> 00:52:02,460
Yes. Absolutely.
1421
00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:06,895
All right, then. (Laughs)
1422
00:52:06,897 --> 00:52:09,031
- Okay.
- Night.
1423
00:52:09,033 --> 00:52:11,268
(Door opens and closes)
1424
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:13,605
- ♪ ♪
- (Lisa moans softly)
1425
00:52:20,312 --> 00:52:22,045
LISA: Can I just touch it?
1426
00:52:22,047 --> 00:52:24,047
(Whispers): You can touch it.
1427
00:52:24,049 --> 00:52:25,484
LISA (Laughs): Ah...
1428
00:52:27,585 --> 00:52:29,419
Oh. (Giggles)
1429
00:52:29,421 --> 00:52:31,221
You're shy.
1430
00:52:31,223 --> 00:52:34,391
You should move your arm.
1431
00:52:34,393 --> 00:52:36,091
(Moans)
1432
00:52:36,093 --> 00:52:38,597
That's not my arm.
1433
00:52:42,567 --> 00:52:44,500
Uh...
1434
00:52:44,502 --> 00:52:46,169
(Shudders)
1435
00:52:46,171 --> 00:52:49,172
I just... I couldn't do it.
1436
00:52:49,174 --> 00:52:51,808
It was unbelievable. I'm telling you guys,
1437
00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,310
you had to see this thing.
1438
00:52:53,312 --> 00:52:55,277
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?
1439
00:52:55,279 --> 00:52:58,248
Were you gonna help me carry it out here?
1440
00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,250
I'd have slung it over my shoulder.
1441
00:53:00,252 --> 00:53:02,351
- (Others laughing)
- I... listen,
1442
00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:04,687
- I ain't never seen nothing like that.
- Wait. The good Lord
1443
00:53:04,689 --> 00:53:07,257
gives you all that meat,
and you just hand it back?
1444
00:53:07,259 --> 00:53:08,424
(Sighs)
1445
00:53:08,426 --> 00:53:10,159
Is that because you a vegan?
1446
00:53:10,161 --> 00:53:12,094
No, Dina.
1447
00:53:12,096 --> 00:53:14,464
It's because I want to
keep my uterus intact.
1448
00:53:14,466 --> 00:53:17,167
- (Groans)
- Girl, I'm gonna give you a lecture tomorrow.
1449
00:53:17,169 --> 00:53:18,634
But tonight I'm too tired.
1450
00:53:18,636 --> 00:53:22,172
I think my liver is broken.
1451
00:53:22,174 --> 00:53:24,274
Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep.
1452
00:53:24,276 --> 00:53:26,775
Come on. Come on, bring it.
1453
00:53:26,777 --> 00:53:28,178
Come on!
1454
00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:29,545
- (Groans)
- Get up!
1455
00:53:29,547 --> 00:53:31,614
- Mm-mm.
- RYAN: Oh, God.
1456
00:53:31,616 --> 00:53:33,518
(Lisa and Ryan chatting indistinctly)
1457
00:53:34,652 --> 00:53:36,288
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
1458
00:53:39,658 --> 00:53:41,324
What?
1459
00:53:41,326 --> 00:53:43,393
I'm not going to hell.
1460
00:53:43,395 --> 00:53:45,527
Jesus loves me, too.
1461
00:53:45,529 --> 00:53:47,866
Better recognize your blessings.
1462
00:53:49,533 --> 00:53:52,067
- She got a point.
- Yeah.
1463
00:53:52,069 --> 00:53:53,737
Okay.
1464
00:53:53,739 --> 00:53:56,205
Here we go.
1465
00:53:56,207 --> 00:53:59,241
Heavenly Father, we want to
thank you for this day of life,
1466
00:53:59,243 --> 00:54:02,145
and thank you for bringing
the Flossy Posse back together.
1467
00:54:02,147 --> 00:54:04,413
It's like you always listen to my prayers,
1468
00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:06,415
'cause I missed my girls so much.
1469
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,484
- Aw...
- And I can't wait
1470
00:54:08,486 --> 00:54:11,187
for us to have all the
most fun in the world!
1471
00:54:11,189 --> 00:54:14,357
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,
1472
00:54:14,359 --> 00:54:16,493
just thinking about all the
good things we're gonna do...
1473
00:54:16,495 --> 00:54:18,596
- ♪ ♪
- (Dina's voice fading)
1474
00:54:30,341 --> 00:54:31,708
(Groans)
1475
00:54:31,710 --> 00:54:33,612
Thank you.
1476
00:54:35,846 --> 00:54:38,580
Hey, are-are you even up for this?
1477
00:54:38,582 --> 00:54:40,616
Don't worry, I have been
pretending to be okay
1478
00:54:40,618 --> 00:54:43,252
for two years... I can do
it for a few more minutes.
1479
00:54:43,254 --> 00:54:44,888
Honey, honey... whoa!
1480
00:54:44,890 --> 00:54:47,056
Somebody got turnt. (Chuckles)
1481
00:54:47,058 --> 00:54:48,958
It's okay. It's okay.
1482
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,094
Uh, yeah, yeah, so we'll, uh...
1483
00:54:51,096 --> 00:54:54,029
- Gonna get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?
- Okay.
1484
00:54:54,031 --> 00:54:56,031
- Some water?
- Yeah, water, too.
1485
00:54:56,033 --> 00:54:57,699
- Yeah.
- LISA: Listen,
1486
00:54:57,701 --> 00:54:59,868
I've been out the game for a minute,
1487
00:54:59,870 --> 00:55:02,806
and I don't know what these
young girls are doing out here
1488
00:55:02,808 --> 00:55:04,406
to handle all that,
1489
00:55:04,408 --> 00:55:07,377
- but I'm not on that train.
- Come on, now, Lisa,
1490
00:55:07,379 --> 00:55:09,978
I ain't never known you to
back down from a challenge.
1491
00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:11,448
I know.
1492
00:55:11,450 --> 00:55:12,815
Just grapefruit him.
1493
00:55:12,817 --> 00:55:13,982
What?
1494
00:55:13,984 --> 00:55:16,254
Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?
1495
00:55:17,388 --> 00:55:19,321
No.
1496
00:55:19,323 --> 00:55:21,123
But I'm listening.
1497
00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:22,891
What you want to do is,
1498
00:55:22,893 --> 00:55:24,828
- you get a grapefruit, right?
- Okay.
1499
00:55:24,830 --> 00:55:28,598
- And you cut both ends off, as so.
- Mm-hmm.
1500
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,433
Then you cut... (Clears throat)
1501
00:55:30,435 --> 00:55:32,768
a hole in the middle, like this.
1502
00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:34,571
Like a nice little tunnel.
1503
00:55:34,573 --> 00:55:38,007
And then you place that on his penis,
1504
00:55:38,009 --> 00:55:39,442
like this.
1505
00:55:39,444 --> 00:55:41,478
- Oh.
- Okay?
1506
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,911
- Like that? Right?
- Oh.
1507
00:55:42,913 --> 00:55:46,683
Now, you want to squeeze
and twist and suck,
1508
00:55:46,685 --> 00:55:49,085
so then it feels like he's
getting fucked and sucked
1509
00:55:49,087 --> 00:55:50,456
all at the same time.
1510
00:55:52,122 --> 00:55:54,257
It's like this.
1511
00:55:54,259 --> 00:55:56,429
(Grunting)
1512
00:55:57,495 --> 00:55:59,529
(Gagging)
1513
00:55:59,531 --> 00:56:01,364
(Coughs)
1514
00:56:01,366 --> 00:56:03,533
You want to... choke just a little bit,
1515
00:56:03,535 --> 00:56:05,601
'cause that make him feel like a man,
1516
00:56:05,603 --> 00:56:08,136
like he killing your shit, just...
1517
00:56:08,138 --> 00:56:09,938
(Grunting)
1518
00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:12,141
Dude, this is tickling my throat.
1519
00:56:12,143 --> 00:56:14,377
I got it. Oh.
1520
00:56:14,379 --> 00:56:15,944
(Babbling)
1521
00:56:15,946 --> 00:56:17,279
(Laughs)
1522
00:56:17,281 --> 00:56:18,882
(Sighs): Mmm.
1523
00:56:18,884 --> 00:56:21,317
(Smacks lips) Now, you
never, ever want to do this
1524
00:56:21,319 --> 00:56:22,719
with a pineapple.
1525
00:56:22,721 --> 00:56:24,386
I almost died.
1526
00:56:24,388 --> 00:56:26,890
("Worship" by Lizzo playing)
1527
00:56:26,892 --> 00:56:28,294
♪ Oh, here it go... ♪
1528
00:56:30,629 --> 00:56:32,531
(Indistinct chatter)
1529
00:56:33,631 --> 00:56:35,498
Sasha, tell me the truth,
1530
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,567
do you think this color's too much?
1531
00:56:37,569 --> 00:56:39,301
- It's barely enough.
- (Speaks indistinctly)
1532
00:56:39,303 --> 00:56:40,636
It's beautiful.
1533
00:56:40,638 --> 00:56:42,471
WOMAN (Over speakers):
...Ryan and Stewart Pierce.
1534
00:56:42,473 --> 00:56:44,674
- What's your name?
- SUNNY HOSTIN: Give it up for Ne-Yo!
1535
00:56:44,676 --> 00:56:46,141
It's always a-a beautiful
and energetic crowd
1536
00:56:46,143 --> 00:56:47,576
when you come to the Essence Festival...
1537
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:49,178
MAN: Miss Terry McMillan.
1538
00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:50,812
NE-YO: Beautiful black people...
I mean, people, period...
1539
00:56:50,814 --> 00:56:52,382
but beautiful black people,
you know what I mean?
1540
00:56:52,384 --> 00:56:54,183
That's what you come
for... you come to celebrate
1541
00:56:54,185 --> 00:56:55,350
your blackness.
1542
00:56:55,352 --> 00:56:56,585
WOMAN (Over speakers): Morris Chestnut!
1543
00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,420
(Screaming, shouting)
1544
00:56:58,422 --> 00:57:00,556
(Cheering, whooping)
1545
00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:04,159
Yes! Whoo! Yes!
1546
00:57:04,161 --> 00:57:06,161
(Dina whooping)
1547
00:57:06,163 --> 00:57:07,696
♪ On your knees... ♪
1548
00:57:07,698 --> 00:57:09,899
WOMAN (Over speakers): Ava DuVernay!
1549
00:57:09,901 --> 00:57:11,533
What is "black girl magic"?
1550
00:57:11,535 --> 00:57:13,236
It feels like a reminder, it
feels like a rallying call,
1551
00:57:13,238 --> 00:57:14,703
it feels like a...
1552
00:57:14,705 --> 00:57:16,105
- a term of endearment.
- MAN: My man, D-Nice!
1553
00:57:16,107 --> 00:57:17,674
Make sure to keep stirring,
1554
00:57:17,676 --> 00:57:19,676
so this crawfish doesn't overcook.
1555
00:57:19,678 --> 00:57:22,779
Oh, yeah, 'cause we cannot
have that, y'all. (Chuckles)
1556
00:57:22,781 --> 00:57:25,181
(Women screaming, cheering)
1557
00:57:25,183 --> 00:57:28,254
♪ ♪
1558
00:57:30,288 --> 00:57:32,087
- Hi!
- Hi!
1559
00:57:32,089 --> 00:57:33,855
I love you! I...
1560
00:57:33,857 --> 00:57:36,692
- I'm so sorry. Dina!
- You're kissing the air, girl.
1561
00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:39,429
You know, I guess that
chapter in your book is right.
1562
00:57:39,431 --> 00:57:42,198
"The couple who cooks
together stays together."
1563
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,034
- WOMAN: Yeah! - MAN: Yeah!
- So cute. They're so cute.
1564
00:57:46,036 --> 00:57:49,375
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
- That's true. (Laughs)
1565
00:57:50,475 --> 00:57:52,641
She on some Academy Award shit
1566
00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:54,743
- with this performance.
- Oh, Sasha,
1567
00:57:54,745 --> 00:57:57,614
you know, marriage is tricky...
she-she still loves Stewart.
1568
00:57:57,616 --> 00:58:00,449
They're just going through a rough patch.
1569
00:58:00,451 --> 00:58:02,551
RYAN: And you can see, there
are a lot of different peppers
1570
00:58:02,553 --> 00:58:03,920
- and colors...
- Oh, no, this bitch didn't.
1571
00:58:03,922 --> 00:58:05,754
- What?
- Aw, this heifer.
1572
00:58:05,756 --> 00:58:07,422
Oh, what... Dina, don't.
1573
00:58:07,424 --> 00:58:09,158
- I'm just gonna whup her ass.
- Don't, don't, don't.
1574
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,926
Why don't we invite
someone from our audience
1575
00:58:10,928 --> 00:58:12,562
to come up and have a taste.
1576
00:58:12,564 --> 00:58:16,132
- SIMONE: Ooh. I'll do it.
- Yeah! Me! - Oh. You in the red.
1577
00:58:16,134 --> 00:58:18,567
- I saw you first.
- Mm, mm, mm.
1578
00:58:18,569 --> 00:58:20,837
- Aw, hell, no. - Let's go.
- Oh! No. Wait, wait, wait.
1579
00:58:20,839 --> 00:58:24,007
Right here.
1580
00:58:24,009 --> 00:58:26,509
- Oh, wow.
- DINA: This bitch thinks she can just come up
1581
00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:28,777
in here and do what
the fuck she want to do.
1582
00:58:28,779 --> 00:58:32,582
All right, looks like we
have a few eager volunteers.
1583
00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:34,252
- DINA: Uh-huh.
- Come on up, girls.
1584
00:58:36,488 --> 00:58:37,687
The more the merrier. (Chuckles)
1585
00:58:37,689 --> 00:58:39,955
- Are y...
- I got it, Ry.
1586
00:58:39,957 --> 00:58:43,458
Mmm, this looks so delicious.
1587
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:46,161
But I could use some extra sausage.
1588
00:58:46,163 --> 00:58:48,531
(Stewart chuckles awkwardly)
1589
00:58:48,533 --> 00:58:50,833
Oh, really? You want to
be careful with that...
1590
00:58:50,835 --> 00:58:53,603
you don't want to choke
on too much sausage.
1591
00:58:53,605 --> 00:58:54,703
I'm good.
1592
00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:56,605
I don't have a gag reflex.
1593
00:58:56,607 --> 00:58:59,676
- (Crowd gasps)
- DINA: Ooh! This bitch want to get hurt.
1594
00:58:59,678 --> 00:59:02,779
Are they still talking about jambalaya?
1595
00:59:02,781 --> 00:59:04,781
Um, uh, yeah.
1596
00:59:04,783 --> 00:59:07,116
It's colloquial. Um, "Put your foot in it."
1597
00:59:07,118 --> 00:59:09,185
"So good it makes you
want to slap your mama."
1598
00:59:09,187 --> 00:59:10,853
"Bitch gonna get hurt."
1599
00:59:10,855 --> 00:59:12,554
- (Chuckles)
- Got it.
1600
00:59:12,556 --> 00:59:14,022
(Elizabeth clears throat)
1601
00:59:14,024 --> 00:59:15,725
(Stewart chuckles awkwardly)
1602
00:59:15,727 --> 00:59:20,129
You know what, since we've
got a true sausage connoisseur,
1603
00:59:20,131 --> 00:59:22,531
why don't we show her, and you guys,
1604
00:59:22,533 --> 00:59:24,734
everything you can do with a sausage.
1605
00:59:24,736 --> 00:59:26,169
(Laughter)
1606
00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:27,837
RYAN: Ah.
1607
00:59:27,839 --> 00:59:29,971
- Well, what do we have here?
- Cleaver.
1608
00:59:29,973 --> 00:59:32,074
Ah. So, let's take this cleaver...
1609
00:59:32,076 --> 00:59:34,576
It's a big cleaver, baby...
you should be careful with that.
1610
00:59:34,578 --> 00:59:36,045
- (Nervous chuckle)
- Well, you know what, baby?
1611
00:59:36,047 --> 00:59:38,647
- I'm always careful. (Laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
1612
00:59:38,649 --> 00:59:40,348
CARLA: Show him who's boss, girl!
1613
00:59:40,350 --> 00:59:42,150
(Grunting loudly)
1614
00:59:42,152 --> 00:59:44,721
- Ooh! Ooh!
- (Grunting continues)
1615
00:59:44,723 --> 00:59:46,855
You don't want any part of this sausage...
1616
00:59:46,857 --> 00:59:48,924
- (Grunts)
- not being cut!
1617
00:59:48,926 --> 00:59:50,928
Isn't that right, Stew?
1618
00:59:52,397 --> 00:59:53,995
Well, what is this?
1619
00:59:53,997 --> 00:59:55,397
There's nothing better
1620
00:59:55,399 --> 00:59:59,167
than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!
1621
00:59:59,169 --> 01:00:01,571
- Right, baby?
- She's the boss.
1622
01:00:01,573 --> 01:00:04,005
- CARLA: Yes, girl! Whoo!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1623
01:00:04,007 --> 01:00:05,741
Ooh, girl!
1624
01:00:05,743 --> 01:00:07,210
- Mash that meat.
- Girl, put your back into it!
1625
01:00:07,212 --> 01:00:08,611
WOMAN: Beat it!
1626
01:00:08,613 --> 01:00:12,547
If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cookin'.
1627
01:00:12,549 --> 01:00:14,216
- (Laughter)
- Who knew?
1628
01:00:14,218 --> 01:00:17,185
Kitchen shears... this is
an underutilized utensil
1629
01:00:17,187 --> 01:00:19,121
- in the kitchen.
- Well, I am gonna take
1630
01:00:19,123 --> 01:00:20,890
this underutilized tool,
1631
01:00:20,892 --> 01:00:23,391
and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.
1632
01:00:23,393 --> 01:00:25,460
(Laughter)
1633
01:00:25,462 --> 01:00:26,962
Ooh!
1634
01:00:26,964 --> 01:00:29,531
What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?
1635
01:00:29,533 --> 01:00:30,766
I don't know,
1636
01:00:30,768 --> 01:00:33,136
but we gonna cut it off today.
1637
01:00:33,138 --> 01:00:34,870
- (Laughter)
- Oh, my God.
1638
01:00:34,872 --> 01:00:36,705
Ryan's a hoot.
1639
01:00:36,707 --> 01:00:38,708
- She's a hoot.
- Yes.
1640
01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:40,542
She's a hoot.
1641
01:00:40,544 --> 01:00:43,578
(Under breath): What the fuck is going on?
1642
01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:46,281
I'm still waiting on my sausage.
1643
01:00:46,283 --> 01:00:48,216
Oh. Well, here, have some of mine.
1644
01:00:48,218 --> 01:00:49,320
(Laughter, shouting)
1645
01:00:50,788 --> 01:00:52,888
- (Coughing)
- Gaggin'. You gaggin'?
1646
01:00:52,890 --> 01:00:57,092
CARLA: Now, that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.
1647
01:00:57,094 --> 01:01:00,062
That was fucking amazing.
1648
01:01:00,064 --> 01:01:02,832
The crowd loved it. Bethany loved it.
1649
01:01:02,834 --> 01:01:05,100
Were those your girls? I
thought there was only three.
1650
01:01:05,102 --> 01:01:07,335
Who-who was the hottie
with the badunkadunk?
1651
01:01:07,337 --> 01:01:09,004
The junk in the trunk. That can had
1652
01:01:09,006 --> 01:01:11,774
its own soundtrack, am I
right? (Hums dance beat)
1653
01:01:11,776 --> 01:01:14,109
- She's nobody.
- I've never seen her before.
1654
01:01:14,111 --> 01:01:16,812
Oh, crap. I got to go get her
number, 'cause she was amazing.
1655
01:01:16,814 --> 01:01:18,948
- She's worth it.
- BOTH: No!
1656
01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:20,650
Okay, okay. Okay.
1657
01:01:20,652 --> 01:01:23,585
You know what, it's better
if it's improvised, anyway.
1658
01:01:23,587 --> 01:01:26,288
Stewart, there is a reporter out there
1659
01:01:26,290 --> 01:01:28,324
who is a big football fan.
1660
01:01:28,326 --> 01:01:30,525
Can I just borrow you for a minute?
1661
01:01:30,527 --> 01:01:32,761
Ooh. So tense.
1662
01:01:32,763 --> 01:01:34,163
Little tight.
1663
01:01:34,165 --> 01:01:36,031
Come on, buddy, loosen it up.
1664
01:01:36,033 --> 01:01:37,635
(Exhales)
1665
01:01:38,837 --> 01:01:41,337
(Takes deep breath)
1666
01:01:41,339 --> 01:01:43,004
(Quietly): I am...
1667
01:01:43,006 --> 01:01:44,339
strong.
1668
01:01:44,341 --> 01:01:45,975
I am... powerful.
1669
01:01:45,977 --> 01:01:47,210
I am beautiful.
1670
01:01:47,212 --> 01:01:49,011
I am... strong.
1671
01:01:49,013 --> 01:01:51,013
(Crying): I am...
1672
01:01:51,015 --> 01:01:52,614
powerful.
1673
01:01:52,616 --> 01:01:54,616
(Applause, whistling, whooping in distance)
1674
01:01:54,618 --> 01:01:56,451
I am beautiful. I am...
1675
01:01:56,453 --> 01:01:58,286
(Panting): I am...
1676
01:01:58,288 --> 01:02:00,455
strong.
1677
01:02:00,457 --> 01:02:02,958
I am powerful.
1678
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,527
I am beautiful.
1679
01:02:04,529 --> 01:02:06,295
I am strong.
1680
01:02:06,297 --> 01:02:08,630
I am... powerful. I am beautiful.
1681
01:02:08,632 --> 01:02:09,632
I am strong.
1682
01:02:09,634 --> 01:02:11,333
You good, Ry?
1683
01:02:11,335 --> 01:02:13,569
Yeah, I'm good.
1684
01:02:13,571 --> 01:02:16,404
All in a day's work, right? (Chuckles)
1685
01:02:16,406 --> 01:02:18,040
Thanks for having my back up there.
1686
01:02:18,042 --> 01:02:19,875
(Scoffs) Of course.
1687
01:02:19,877 --> 01:02:21,042
Yeah.
1688
01:02:21,044 --> 01:02:24,145
(Women conversing indistinctly)
1689
01:02:24,147 --> 01:02:25,882
- Ry.
- Hmm?
1690
01:02:25,884 --> 01:02:28,850
You can't keep pretending
that this photo doesn't exist.
1691
01:02:28,852 --> 01:02:30,185
It's gonna get out there.
1692
01:02:30,187 --> 01:02:32,154
It's all fair game in journalism.
1693
01:02:32,156 --> 01:02:33,355
Journalism?
1694
01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:34,826
Is that what this is?
1695
01:02:36,861 --> 01:02:39,094
Fine, you just keep handling your business.
1696
01:02:39,096 --> 01:02:42,864
You've been doing such
a great job thus far.
1697
01:02:42,866 --> 01:02:44,766
All right.
1698
01:02:44,768 --> 01:02:46,705
Fine.
1699
01:02:49,006 --> 01:02:51,406
What do you think I should do?
1700
01:02:51,408 --> 01:02:53,275
Well...
1701
01:02:53,277 --> 01:02:55,411
first of all, let me find out
1702
01:02:55,413 --> 01:02:57,413
if anyone else has the photo.
1703
01:02:57,415 --> 01:02:59,915
And if not, let me leak it.
1704
01:02:59,917 --> 01:03:01,083
Are you crazy?
1705
01:03:01,085 --> 01:03:02,851
No. I am in the middle of a deal.
1706
01:03:02,853 --> 01:03:04,353
I cannot have pictures of him
1707
01:03:04,355 --> 01:03:06,554
kissing another woman on your site. No!
1708
01:03:06,556 --> 01:03:07,924
Hear me out.
1709
01:03:07,926 --> 01:03:10,692
If I leak it... you can get in front of it,
1710
01:03:10,694 --> 01:03:12,929
steer the conversation,
instead of letting TMZ
1711
01:03:12,931 --> 01:03:15,464
write their own bullshit spin on it.
1712
01:03:15,466 --> 01:03:18,904
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.
1713
01:03:21,939 --> 01:03:24,473
Okay, just let me think
about it, all right?
1714
01:03:24,475 --> 01:03:26,942
And-and let me talk to a few people first.
1715
01:03:26,944 --> 01:03:28,944
Let me... let me just run it by 'em.
1716
01:03:28,946 --> 01:03:31,614
And can-can you stall them
for a little bit longer?
1717
01:03:31,616 --> 01:03:33,248
I got you.
1718
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:35,250
(Sighs)
1719
01:03:35,252 --> 01:03:37,085
Thank you, Sasha.
1720
01:03:37,087 --> 01:03:39,587
Of course.
1721
01:03:39,589 --> 01:03:42,424
I got Muslim oils, Christian
oils, I got Buddha oils.
1722
01:03:42,426 --> 01:03:43,725
I got ball spray.
1723
01:03:43,727 --> 01:03:44,926
Everybody got a drink.
1724
01:03:44,928 --> 01:03:46,629
- I need a drink.
- MAN: Authentic hurricanes!
1725
01:03:46,631 --> 01:03:49,732
- Two for $25!
- Oh, shoot, there we go, there we go.
1726
01:03:49,734 --> 01:03:52,935
I got something for the kids. I... Ooh.
1727
01:03:52,937 --> 01:03:54,636
- Two for $25?
- $25.
1728
01:03:54,638 --> 01:03:56,237
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, beautiful.
1729
01:03:56,239 --> 01:03:57,440
Right here. Come on.
1730
01:03:57,442 --> 01:03:59,442
- Me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
1731
01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:01,277
(Laughs) Sorry. He called me beautiful.
1732
01:04:01,279 --> 01:04:03,011
I'm beautiful now, huh?
1733
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:04,513
Ooh, Lord, Lord!
1734
01:04:04,515 --> 01:04:06,082
- Hi.
- Whee!
1735
01:04:06,084 --> 01:04:08,083
Got to be careful. Listen, I got... look,
1736
01:04:08,085 --> 01:04:09,652
I see you over there
chasing that hurricane.
1737
01:04:09,654 --> 01:04:11,187
I got the best thing
1738
01:04:11,189 --> 01:04:13,121
- in New Orleans right here.
- What's that?
1739
01:04:13,123 --> 01:04:14,290
Uh...
1740
01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:16,495
Look at that right there.
1741
01:04:18,663 --> 01:04:20,161
What the fuck is that?
1742
01:04:20,163 --> 01:04:21,297
Whoo!
1743
01:04:21,299 --> 01:04:24,533
This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.
1744
01:04:24,535 --> 01:04:25,701
Green Fairy.
1745
01:04:25,703 --> 01:04:27,303
- I want it. Give it to me.
- Hey, hey, hey,
1746
01:04:27,305 --> 01:04:29,270
calm down, now... you don't
know what you're getting into.
1747
01:04:29,272 --> 01:04:32,107
This stuff right here come
with instructions, okay?
1748
01:04:32,109 --> 01:04:34,676
Boy, I don't give a fuck...
that shit is green, shiny,
1749
01:04:34,678 --> 01:04:36,879
and looks like it'll have
me hella bent. I want it.
1750
01:04:36,881 --> 01:04:38,647
Yes, but you're only supposed
to take a splash of this,
1751
01:04:38,649 --> 01:04:40,382
- Okay.
- Young lady, because if you drink too much of it,
1752
01:04:40,384 --> 01:04:42,350
it's gonna have you hallucinating.
1753
01:04:42,352 --> 01:04:43,652
- Ooh!
- All right, that's cool with me.
1754
01:04:43,654 --> 01:04:45,187
Now, look, that whole bottle will last you
1755
01:04:45,189 --> 01:04:47,355
- for five years, all right?
- Okay, five months. Got it.
1756
01:04:47,357 --> 01:04:50,558
No, no. Did you hear what
I just said? Five years.
1757
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,993
- You're not listening to what I'm...
- Okay.
1758
01:04:51,995 --> 01:04:54,864
- I...
- Five days. This will be used very irresponsibly.
1759
01:04:54,866 --> 01:04:56,899
- Thank you. Sasha!
- Young lady,
1760
01:04:56,901 --> 01:04:59,868
you about to be a mental
health patient with a fat ass.
1761
01:04:59,870 --> 01:05:01,670
Oils! Incense!
1762
01:05:01,672 --> 01:05:03,406
I got coochie spray!
1763
01:05:03,408 --> 01:05:04,672
♪ Get a homie, lover, friend ♪
1764
01:05:04,674 --> 01:05:07,143
♪ A homie, lover, friend
to make you climax... ♪
1765
01:05:07,145 --> 01:05:08,511
Ooh! Damn.
1766
01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,980
♪ Over again and again, I
intend to have you goin'... ♪
1767
01:05:10,982 --> 01:05:13,815
Ah, that's a good one. (Laughs)
1768
01:05:13,817 --> 01:05:15,250
♪ With the fever, you got the fever ♪
1769
01:05:15,252 --> 01:05:17,585
- ♪ You need a believer ♪
- (Child laughs over phone)
1770
01:05:17,587 --> 01:05:18,987
LISA: You know what, you guys shouldn't be
1771
01:05:18,989 --> 01:05:21,489
in the grass... you know
you're allergic to grass.
1772
01:05:21,491 --> 01:05:23,591
MISS MILLER (Over phone): Left hand red.
1773
01:05:23,593 --> 01:05:26,027
- Okay, I'm about to go see a man sing.
- Oh, have fun.
1774
01:05:26,029 --> 01:05:28,431
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry.
1775
01:05:28,433 --> 01:05:30,766
- Bye, guys!
- I love you.
1776
01:05:30,768 --> 01:05:32,201
- BOTH: Bye, Mama.
- Mwah!
1777
01:05:32,203 --> 01:05:33,536
Aw, they're so cute.
1778
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:36,071
- I miss them.
- Mm-hmm.
1779
01:05:36,073 --> 01:05:37,705
You know what?
1780
01:05:37,707 --> 01:05:40,341
Have you and Stewart thought
about having a family?
1781
01:05:40,343 --> 01:05:41,911
I mean...
1782
01:05:41,913 --> 01:05:45,681
kids have a way of bringing
people closer together,
1783
01:05:45,683 --> 01:05:49,051
and definitely have a way of changing men.
1784
01:05:49,053 --> 01:05:51,286
Mm. Yeah, it made your husband
1785
01:05:51,288 --> 01:05:53,589
change his address!
1786
01:05:53,591 --> 01:05:54,790
(Laughing quietly)
1787
01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:55,958
(Sighs)
1788
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,759
We've talked about it, yeah.
1789
01:05:57,761 --> 01:06:01,096
I'm just so focused on my career right now.
1790
01:06:01,098 --> 01:06:03,299
I get it... but don't wait too long.
1791
01:06:03,301 --> 01:06:06,201
'Cause nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.
1792
01:06:06,203 --> 01:06:08,136
ELIZABETH (Calls): Hey...!
1793
01:06:08,138 --> 01:06:11,440
- (Door closes)
- Is this the Flossy Posse suite?
1794
01:06:11,442 --> 01:06:12,775
Yes, it is.
1795
01:06:12,777 --> 01:06:14,476
Did you guys get my succulent?
1796
01:06:14,478 --> 01:06:16,911
Who is you?
1797
01:06:16,913 --> 01:06:19,547
Oh, hi. Liz Davelli... I'm Ryan's agent.
1798
01:06:19,549 --> 01:06:22,118
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey! - Hey! - Hi!
1799
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:25,254
- Welcome. You made it.
- Ah, I did, I did. Oh, my lady.
1800
01:06:25,256 --> 01:06:27,223
- My queen. Real quick.
- (Laughs)
1801
01:06:27,225 --> 01:06:30,125
Bethany wants to spend a little
one-on-one with you and Stewart
1802
01:06:30,127 --> 01:06:32,127
- at the Cîroc party.
- Okay.
1803
01:06:32,129 --> 01:06:34,330
I know you're with the "F" to the "P,"
1804
01:06:34,332 --> 01:06:38,134
but just give her 15 minutes,
inspire her to add a zero
1805
01:06:38,136 --> 01:06:40,236
- to the deal.
- Of course. Yes.
1806
01:06:40,238 --> 01:06:42,138
Hey, how about we have a toast?
1807
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:44,339
- Ooh, are these hurricanes?
- Okay. - Mm.
1808
01:06:44,341 --> 01:06:46,741
Fuck a hurricane, girl...
these are tsunamis.
1809
01:06:46,743 --> 01:06:48,409
- Ooh!
- I'm scared.
1810
01:06:48,411 --> 01:06:50,745
To Friday night, Flossy Posse style!
1811
01:06:50,747 --> 01:06:52,848
OTHERS: Yeah!
1812
01:06:52,850 --> 01:06:56,819
For real, though! Mmm!
1813
01:06:56,821 --> 01:06:59,020
♪ What's a little
liquor to a cold heart ♪
1814
01:06:59,022 --> 01:07:01,623
♪ What's a little pill but
a little number feeling now ♪
1815
01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:03,958
♪ It can never end if it don't start ♪
1816
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,795
♪ You can never do it all if
you ain't ever willin', ah ♪
1817
01:07:06,797 --> 01:07:09,198
♪ Hold up, I think my phone vibratin' ♪
1818
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,600
♪ Slow up, I think the
whole world hatin' ♪
1819
01:07:11,602 --> 01:07:13,868
♪ Came up, and now the
whole view changin' ♪
1820
01:07:13,870 --> 01:07:16,304
♪ I've been up on game,
I've just been wait... ♪
1821
01:07:16,306 --> 01:07:20,442
- (Song slows, distorting)
- (Deep rumbling) - Whoa.
1822
01:07:20,444 --> 01:07:22,277
(Distorted laugh)
1823
01:07:22,279 --> 01:07:23,545
(Deep, distorted): I feel funny.
1824
01:07:23,547 --> 01:07:24,612
Do y'all feel funny?
1825
01:07:24,614 --> 01:07:26,781
You feel funny? I-I feel...
1826
01:07:26,783 --> 01:07:28,616
(Deep, distorted): I feel fine.
1827
01:07:28,618 --> 01:07:29,984
- (Distorted laughing)
- I feel so fine.
1828
01:07:29,986 --> 01:07:31,554
Feel me. Y'all feel me.
1829
01:07:31,556 --> 01:07:33,821
- You want me to feel you?
- Feel me, yeah, sista.
1830
01:07:33,823 --> 01:07:35,558
Ooh, yeah. (Deep chuckle)
1831
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,659
- (Distorted laughing)
- Yeah.
1832
01:07:37,661 --> 01:07:40,198
(High-pitched, goofy voice):
Ooh, you feel squishy.
1833
01:07:43,234 --> 01:07:45,170
(Two voices at once): Oh, shit.
1834
01:07:46,736 --> 01:07:48,571
(Normal voice): We trippin'.
1835
01:07:48,573 --> 01:07:50,573
- We trippin'.
- We trippin'.
1836
01:07:50,575 --> 01:07:52,674
(Distorted): We trippin'.
1837
01:07:52,676 --> 01:07:53,908
Wait a minute, hold it. Stop!
1838
01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:55,678
♪ Do it all for the
nights like this... ♪
1839
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,179
(Deep, distorted): You.
1840
01:07:58,181 --> 01:08:00,216
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?
1841
01:08:00,218 --> 01:08:02,083
(Distorted laugh): Yeah.
1842
01:08:02,085 --> 01:08:03,484
(Distorted): We gonna be fucked up.
1843
01:08:03,486 --> 01:08:05,587
LISA: Y'all, it's not funny.
1844
01:08:05,589 --> 01:08:08,089
If we trippin', Ryan's trippin',
1845
01:08:08,091 --> 01:08:09,558
and she's with Bethany.
1846
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,393
(Deep, echoing): Oh, shit... shit...
1847
01:08:11,395 --> 01:08:13,362
(Chuckling)
1848
01:08:13,364 --> 01:08:15,763
- Yeah.
- Ooh...
1849
01:08:15,765 --> 01:08:19,334
(Moaning)
1850
01:08:19,336 --> 01:08:21,003
You know, I have to tell you
1851
01:08:21,005 --> 01:08:23,905
that I loved your cooking demo today.
1852
01:08:23,907 --> 01:08:26,674
Yeah, the way that you
two play off each other,
1853
01:08:26,676 --> 01:08:27,942
it's... it's just...
1854
01:08:27,944 --> 01:08:29,378
it's-it's so much fun.
1855
01:08:29,380 --> 01:08:30,878
- So much fun.
- Yeah.
1856
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,879
(Laughs)
1857
01:08:31,881 --> 01:08:33,682
(Slurring): Listen, how about this?
1858
01:08:33,684 --> 01:08:36,017
Cheers to fun!
1859
01:08:36,019 --> 01:08:38,520
(Laughter)
1860
01:08:38,522 --> 01:08:40,556
She's so funny. (Forced chuckling)
1861
01:08:40,558 --> 01:08:41,690
ELIZABETH: Yeah!
1862
01:08:41,692 --> 01:08:43,525
Cheers! Whoo!
1863
01:08:43,527 --> 01:08:45,460
♪ Wonder if you've got
someone at home... ♪
1864
01:08:45,462 --> 01:08:47,396
Mmm.
1865
01:08:47,398 --> 01:08:48,630
Oh.
1866
01:08:48,632 --> 01:08:50,732
That's a terrible drink.
1867
01:08:50,734 --> 01:08:52,200
(Laughs)
1868
01:08:52,202 --> 01:08:54,270
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.
1869
01:08:54,272 --> 01:08:56,605
Did you taste that? The Verbena?
1870
01:08:56,607 --> 01:08:59,374
It's hot.
1871
01:08:59,376 --> 01:09:00,409
It burns.
1872
01:09:00,411 --> 01:09:01,610
(Sizzles)
1873
01:09:01,612 --> 01:09:03,648
Okay, look, we got to go save Ryan.
1874
01:09:05,116 --> 01:09:06,548
- (Whoosh)
- (Gasps)
1875
01:09:06,550 --> 01:09:08,616
DISTORTED VOICES: Mommy?
1876
01:09:08,618 --> 01:09:09,920
Did y'all hear that?
1877
01:09:11,822 --> 01:09:13,091
(Whooshing)
1878
01:09:15,326 --> 01:09:16,792
Oh, shit.
1879
01:09:16,794 --> 01:09:17,959
Austin?
1880
01:09:17,961 --> 01:09:19,128
(Gasps) Riley?
1881
01:09:19,130 --> 01:09:21,297
Your damn kids is here?
1882
01:09:21,299 --> 01:09:24,098
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1883
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,133
Oh, shit.
1884
01:09:25,135 --> 01:09:26,901
You coming to get me, God?
1885
01:09:26,903 --> 01:09:28,337
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1886
01:09:28,339 --> 01:09:30,306
Those bitches left me.
1887
01:09:30,308 --> 01:09:31,810
♪ Build a whole empire ♪
1888
01:09:33,743 --> 01:09:35,110
BOTH: Hey, Mommy.
1889
01:09:35,112 --> 01:09:37,015
(Echoing): Hey, Mommy. Hey, Mommy...
1890
01:09:38,616 --> 01:09:42,351
Are you having fun...?
1891
01:09:42,353 --> 01:09:44,253
I am having fun.
1892
01:09:44,255 --> 01:09:46,454
But you have to go to bed.
1893
01:09:46,456 --> 01:09:47,658
(Both laughing)
1894
01:09:48,792 --> 01:09:50,325
(Gasps)
1895
01:09:50,327 --> 01:09:52,427
I'm ready for bed.
1896
01:09:52,429 --> 01:09:53,795
Hmm.
1897
01:09:53,797 --> 01:09:55,330
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1898
01:09:55,332 --> 01:09:56,964
Sasha Franklin.
1899
01:09:56,966 --> 01:09:59,168
Sasha's Secrets.
1900
01:09:59,170 --> 01:10:00,802
I really...
1901
01:10:00,804 --> 01:10:04,005
really love your blog.
1902
01:10:04,007 --> 01:10:04,943
Mmm.
1903
01:10:05,975 --> 01:10:07,142
Mmm.
1904
01:10:07,144 --> 01:10:08,142
♪ Don't play around, baby... ♪
1905
01:10:08,144 --> 01:10:10,111
(Gasping, laughing)
1906
01:10:10,113 --> 01:10:11,480
Why won't it come off?
1907
01:10:11,482 --> 01:10:14,653
SIMONE: How may I help you?
1908
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,556
What is she doing here?
1909
01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:23,491
She's here to take your order.
1910
01:10:23,493 --> 01:10:25,727
Oh, yeah?
1911
01:10:25,729 --> 01:10:27,228
Oh.
1912
01:10:27,230 --> 01:10:28,463
What can I get you?
1913
01:10:28,465 --> 01:10:30,298
You can get your mouth
1914
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,200
off my husband's dick.
1915
01:10:32,202 --> 01:10:33,370
(Stewart laughing)
1916
01:10:34,871 --> 01:10:36,170
Please.
1917
01:10:36,172 --> 01:10:38,005
ELIZABETH: Oh, oh, hey, hey.
1918
01:10:38,007 --> 01:10:39,807
Is that a drink? I want one.
1919
01:10:39,809 --> 01:10:43,011
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table.
1920
01:10:43,013 --> 01:10:45,079
And, uh...
1921
01:10:45,081 --> 01:10:47,384
put it on my card.
1922
01:10:49,019 --> 01:10:50,151
Go!
1923
01:10:50,153 --> 01:10:53,054
- You got it!
- Coming right up. (Chuckles)
1924
01:10:53,056 --> 01:10:54,589
Oh, you want to smirk?
1925
01:10:54,591 --> 01:10:57,325
- Oh, so you want to get fucked up!
- Uh...
1926
01:10:57,327 --> 01:10:58,994
And don't think I don't see that
1927
01:10:58,996 --> 01:11:02,330
"Suck Cock" written on your shirt!
1928
01:11:02,332 --> 01:11:04,432
Did her shirt say "Suck Cock"?
1929
01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:06,935
(Slurping, moaning)
1930
01:11:06,937 --> 01:11:09,504
♪ Boss lady, she's a ♪
1931
01:11:09,506 --> 01:11:11,874
- Oh, buddy.
- ♪ Go-getter, baby ♪
1932
01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,909
♪ Go-getter ♪
1933
01:11:13,911 --> 01:11:17,044
(Sasha grunting, moaning)
1934
01:11:17,046 --> 01:11:18,679
Ooh, shit, don't choke her too hard.
1935
01:11:18,681 --> 01:11:21,784
(Laughing): There we go. Yeah!
1936
01:11:21,786 --> 01:11:24,052
Get in those, get in those. Yeah!
1937
01:11:24,054 --> 01:11:25,753
(Laughing)
1938
01:11:25,755 --> 01:11:27,054
Yeah! Yes!
1939
01:11:27,056 --> 01:11:29,057
Please, I want to be rough with him.
1940
01:11:29,059 --> 01:11:31,526
I want to be rough with him
'cause he's been a bad boy.
1941
01:11:31,528 --> 01:11:34,029
- (Lamp crashes)
- Yeah! Yeah!
1942
01:11:34,031 --> 01:11:36,198
Bite it! Bite it! Bite it!
1943
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,366
What the hell are you doing?!
1944
01:11:38,368 --> 01:11:40,035
- Oh, shit!
- What?
1945
01:11:40,037 --> 01:11:41,369
Hey.
1946
01:11:41,371 --> 01:11:43,638
We got to save Ryan.
1947
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,774
(Distorted chatter)
1948
01:11:45,776 --> 01:11:47,409
Yeah, but she's so far away.
1949
01:11:47,411 --> 01:11:49,314
- What are we gonna do?
- Yeah.
1950
01:11:52,550 --> 01:11:54,383
We need plan B.
1951
01:11:54,385 --> 01:11:56,118
What-What's plan B?
1952
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,656
DISTORTED, ECHOING MALE VOICE:
Yeah, what's plan B... B...?
1953
01:12:01,392 --> 01:12:02,924
Huh?
1954
01:12:02,926 --> 01:12:05,060
What are you guys doing here?
1955
01:12:05,062 --> 01:12:07,128
I-I'm not really sure
what's going on here.
1956
01:12:07,130 --> 01:12:09,731
(Chuckles) Uh, m-my apologies, Bethany.
1957
01:12:09,733 --> 01:12:11,767
Uh, Ryan has been taking some new...
1958
01:12:11,769 --> 01:12:14,770
- (Yells)
- uh, allergy medicine,
1959
01:12:14,772 --> 01:12:17,175
and it's having some
side effects. (Chuckles)
1960
01:12:18,576 --> 01:12:19,576
- Oh.
- Psst.
1961
01:12:22,645 --> 01:12:26,080
Quiet as kept. Ryan,
we got to go right now.
1962
01:12:26,082 --> 01:12:28,083
The tsunami has hit.
1963
01:12:28,085 --> 01:12:30,855
I repeat: the tsunami has hit.
1964
01:12:32,489 --> 01:12:34,255
Please excuse us.
1965
01:12:34,257 --> 01:12:35,990
RYAN: Couch on my head.
1966
01:12:35,992 --> 01:12:38,093
- Where's...?
- My date will pay the check.
1967
01:12:38,095 --> 01:12:39,328
RYAN: Walking.
1968
01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:41,933
SASHA: You may settle up with him.
1969
01:12:43,032 --> 01:12:45,500
- Oh. Ooh.
- Oh.
1970
01:12:45,502 --> 01:12:47,268
RYAN: That is a beautiful dress.
1971
01:12:47,270 --> 01:12:48,837
Is that a dress?
1972
01:12:48,839 --> 01:12:51,843
- Bye...!
- Come on, baby.
1973
01:12:53,510 --> 01:12:55,511
Please...
1974
01:12:55,513 --> 01:12:56,945
join us.
1975
01:12:56,947 --> 01:12:59,448
Liz Davelli.
1976
01:12:59,450 --> 01:13:01,783
Pretty hair.
1977
01:13:01,785 --> 01:13:03,852
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.
1978
01:13:03,854 --> 01:13:06,187
(Exhales) We need to hide.
1979
01:13:06,189 --> 01:13:09,391
- (Music thumping)
- You know she won't find you in there.
1980
01:13:09,393 --> 01:13:11,192
(Whooping)
1981
01:13:11,194 --> 01:13:13,395
Oh, yeah. Let's dance this shit off.
1982
01:13:13,397 --> 01:13:16,198
'Cause I got to keep a low profile.
1983
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,700
♪ Nigga, I got these
hoes iced up enough ♪
1984
01:13:18,702 --> 01:13:20,334
♪ While my li'l B.G.'s on the bus ♪
1985
01:13:20,336 --> 01:13:22,236
♪ Puttin' out cigarette butts ♪
1986
01:13:22,238 --> 01:13:24,239
♪ But me personally,
playboy, I don't give a fuck ♪
1987
01:13:24,241 --> 01:13:28,576
Mmm! It smell like Hennessy
and booty sweat up in here!
1988
01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:30,411
We done found our tribe.
1989
01:13:30,413 --> 01:13:32,047
Come on, bitches,
1990
01:13:32,049 --> 01:13:33,714
let's set it off!
1991
01:13:33,716 --> 01:13:36,051
♪ Whoadie, I'm tattooed and barred up ♪
1992
01:13:36,053 --> 01:13:39,487
♪ Medallion iced up, Rolex bezel'd up ♪
1993
01:13:39,489 --> 01:13:41,155
♪ And my pinky ring is platinum plus ♪
1994
01:13:41,157 --> 01:13:42,758
♪ Earrings be trillion cut ♪
1995
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:44,258
♪ And my grill be slugged up ♪
1996
01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:45,927
♪ My heart filled with anger ♪
1997
01:13:45,929 --> 01:13:47,596
♪ 'Cause, nigga, I don't give a fuck ♪
1998
01:13:47,598 --> 01:13:49,231
♪ Stack my cheese up, 'cause one day ♪
1999
01:13:49,233 --> 01:13:50,499
♪ I'm-a give this street life up ♪
2000
01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:52,567
♪ Beef, I don't discuss ♪
2001
01:13:52,569 --> 01:13:55,503
♪ A nigga out of line gonna get
his motherfuckin' head bust ♪
2002
01:13:55,505 --> 01:13:57,539
♪ Cash Money Millionaires plus ♪
2003
01:13:57,541 --> 01:13:59,408
Do that shit, Dina! What?
2004
01:13:59,410 --> 01:14:01,410
♪ 20 inches TV is a must ♪
2005
01:14:01,412 --> 01:14:05,079
- Girl, look at these old bitches.
- (Laughs)
2006
01:14:05,081 --> 01:14:08,450
♪ I never weep for a bitch,
never weep for a bitch, nigga ♪
2007
01:14:08,452 --> 01:14:10,619
Hey! Oh, hold up! Hold up!
2008
01:14:10,621 --> 01:14:13,554
- (Shouting)
- ♪ Pinky ring worth about 50, bling bling ♪
2009
01:14:13,556 --> 01:14:15,257
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling ♪
2010
01:14:15,259 --> 01:14:18,293
♪ Lorenzos on Yokohama
tires, bling bling ♪
2011
01:14:18,295 --> 01:14:21,029
♪ Every time I come around
yo' city, bling bling ♪
2012
01:14:21,031 --> 01:14:22,731
♪ Pinky ring worth
about 50, bling bling ♪
2013
01:14:22,733 --> 01:14:25,267
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling. ♪
2014
01:14:25,269 --> 01:14:27,035
(Cheering)
2015
01:14:27,037 --> 01:14:29,471
♪ Bad bitches over there,
get ready to wall off ♪
2016
01:14:29,473 --> 01:14:32,540
- (Shouting)
- ♪ Get ready to wall off, bad bitches ♪
2017
01:14:32,542 --> 01:14:35,110
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪
2018
01:14:35,112 --> 01:14:37,745
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Where the bad bitches at? ♪
2019
01:14:37,747 --> 01:14:39,615
- ♪ Spread out and turn around ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪
2020
01:14:39,617 --> 01:14:41,283
- Y'all, come on!
- ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad bitches ♪
2021
01:14:41,285 --> 01:14:43,254
♪ ♪
2022
01:14:46,657 --> 01:14:49,458
♪ Bad bitches, so hot, so hot ♪
2023
01:14:49,460 --> 01:14:51,763
- ♪ ♪
- (Cheering)
2024
01:14:55,264 --> 01:14:57,231
- RYAN: All right!
- (Whooping)
2025
01:14:57,233 --> 01:14:58,232
(Shouting)
2026
01:14:58,234 --> 01:15:02,103
♪ ♪
2027
01:15:02,105 --> 01:15:03,938
("She's a Bitch" by Missy Elliott playing)
2028
01:15:03,940 --> 01:15:07,142
(Cheering)
2029
01:15:07,144 --> 01:15:08,776
Come on!
2030
01:15:08,778 --> 01:15:10,277
♪ ♪
2031
01:15:10,279 --> 01:15:12,313
♪ She's a bitch, when you say my name ♪
2032
01:15:12,315 --> 01:15:15,316
♪ Talk mo' junk but won't
look my way, she's a bitch ♪
2033
01:15:15,318 --> 01:15:17,585
Come on! What you sayin'?! What?!
2034
01:15:17,587 --> 01:15:19,420
♪ While I roll up my sleeves, she's a ♪
2035
01:15:19,422 --> 01:15:22,958
♪ What? What? What? ♪
2036
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,259
- (Cheering)
- ♪ What you know about Timothy? Let me know ♪
2037
01:15:25,261 --> 01:15:27,762
♪ Eat an MC like Cease, let me know ♪
2038
01:15:27,764 --> 01:15:29,630
♪ If he get drunk, lean
on me, let me know ♪
2039
01:15:29,632 --> 01:15:31,866
♪ I'm about to bust
like pee, feel me now ♪
2040
01:15:31,868 --> 01:15:34,201
♪ Anybody know my
skills, what the deal? ♪
2041
01:15:34,203 --> 01:15:37,472
♪ Anybody got to get the ho
by they pill, she's a bitch ♪
2042
01:15:37,474 --> 01:15:39,641
- (Shrieks)
- ♪ When they say my name, talk mo' junk ♪
2043
01:15:39,643 --> 01:15:41,308
♪ But won't look my
way, she's a bitch ♪
2044
01:15:41,310 --> 01:15:43,544
♪ When I do my thing,
got the place on fire ♪
2045
01:15:43,546 --> 01:15:46,313
- ♪ Burn it down to flame ♪
- (Laughter, cheering)
2046
01:15:46,315 --> 01:15:48,620
♪ ♪
2047
01:15:51,822 --> 01:15:54,158
(Whooping)
2048
01:15:56,693 --> 01:15:58,526
(Cheering)
2049
01:15:58,528 --> 01:16:01,963
That's real ass!
2050
01:16:01,965 --> 01:16:05,566
ALL: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2051
01:16:05,568 --> 01:16:08,035
- Bye!
- Hey! Hey!
2052
01:16:08,037 --> 01:16:09,870
- You let 'em have it!
- Yes!
2053
01:16:09,872 --> 01:16:11,338
- DINA: I slipped.
- You did?
2054
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:12,807
DINA: I think I pulled a big toe, though.
2055
01:16:12,809 --> 01:16:14,575
- (Laughter)
- That's all right.
2056
01:16:14,577 --> 01:16:16,911
SASHA: Man, you owned that ho.
2057
01:16:16,913 --> 01:16:18,813
You owned that ho.
2058
01:16:18,815 --> 01:16:21,182
(Laughing)
2059
01:16:21,184 --> 01:16:22,249
Whew!
2060
01:16:22,251 --> 01:16:25,020
- Come here.
- Lady, what?
2061
01:16:25,022 --> 01:16:26,821
♪ I'm a bad chick ♪
2062
01:16:26,823 --> 01:16:29,557
- Not this.
- You know what?
2063
01:16:29,559 --> 01:16:32,393
I'm sure everyone's
expecting me to beat yo' ass.
2064
01:16:32,395 --> 01:16:33,762
RYAN: Please beat her ass.
2065
01:16:33,764 --> 01:16:36,263
But I'm coming from a
place of love tonight.
2066
01:16:36,265 --> 01:16:38,365
- (Scoffs)
- And you have
2067
01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:40,502
a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.
2068
01:16:40,504 --> 01:16:42,436
- (Grunts)
- (Gasps)
2069
01:16:42,438 --> 01:16:44,205
But mine wore off. So what's up?
2070
01:16:44,207 --> 01:16:47,008
(Screaming)
2071
01:16:47,010 --> 01:16:50,177
- (Grunts)
- Yes, sir! You see that shit?!
2072
01:16:50,179 --> 01:16:53,414
Ow! Oh! But I got kids!
2073
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,516
You get off of her!
2074
01:16:54,518 --> 01:16:56,418
(Shrieks, grunting)
2075
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,786
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪
2076
01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:00,922
♪ All the way down, let me get down ♪
2077
01:17:00,924 --> 01:17:03,191
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪
2078
01:17:03,193 --> 01:17:04,392
I said I got kids!
2079
01:17:04,394 --> 01:17:06,695
♪ Down, down, down, down, can I get ♪
2080
01:17:06,697 --> 01:17:10,198
♪ Down, down, down? Let's go ♪
2081
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,601
- (Grunts)
- Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!
2082
01:17:12,603 --> 01:17:14,136
- (Shouts)
- (Grunts)
2083
01:17:14,138 --> 01:17:15,536
- (Shrieking)
- ♪ Let me get down, down, down ♪
2084
01:17:15,538 --> 01:17:17,972
♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
2085
01:17:17,974 --> 01:17:19,975
Here I come!
2086
01:17:19,977 --> 01:17:22,043
- (Shouting)
- ♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
2087
01:17:22,045 --> 01:17:24,445
- (Sirens wailing)
- ♪ All the way down, down, down, down ♪
2088
01:17:24,447 --> 01:17:25,579
- ♪ Me, I get down, down, down, down ♪
- Cops!
2089
01:17:25,581 --> 01:17:27,548
Come on, it's the cops! Come on.
2090
01:17:27,550 --> 01:17:29,985
- ♪ Dotty get down, down, down, down ♪
- Sorry.
2091
01:17:29,987 --> 01:17:31,919
♪ Can I get down,
down, down? Let's go ♪
2092
01:17:31,921 --> 01:17:36,423
♪ What I plan to be in
my fantasy is a boss... ♪
2093
01:17:36,425 --> 01:17:38,160
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
2094
01:17:38,162 --> 01:17:40,762
Officer, it was four
women in multicolored wigs
2095
01:17:40,764 --> 01:17:42,830
who started the whole thing,
but they're still in there.
2096
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:46,468
- So, please, hurry!
- (Shouting indistinctly)
2097
01:17:46,470 --> 01:17:49,471
OFFICER: Nobody leave! No,
you can't go anywhere yet!
2098
01:17:49,473 --> 01:17:50,739
JULIAN: Ryan!
2099
01:17:50,741 --> 01:17:52,641
RYAN: Julian!
2100
01:17:52,643 --> 01:17:55,110
Flossy Posse strikes again, huh?
2101
01:17:55,112 --> 01:17:58,015
- Julian!
- JULIAN: Good Lord.
2102
01:17:59,148 --> 01:18:01,316
(Ryan sighs)
2103
01:18:01,318 --> 01:18:03,421
How did you find us?
2104
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,353
I have superpowers.
2105
01:18:06,355 --> 01:18:08,190
You must.
2106
01:18:08,192 --> 01:18:10,292
(Chuckles) Yeah.
2107
01:18:10,294 --> 01:18:13,195
Or maybe, uh...
2108
01:18:13,197 --> 01:18:16,865
maybe it was this text you sent me.
2109
01:18:16,867 --> 01:18:19,467
RYAN: Julian! We're lost in space!
2110
01:18:19,469 --> 01:18:21,869
I'm not lost.
2111
01:18:21,871 --> 01:18:24,338
(Laughing)
2112
01:18:24,340 --> 01:18:26,607
DINA: Do not be showing
my titties to Julian!
2113
01:18:26,609 --> 01:18:28,442
He don't need to see these Biggie Smalls!
2114
01:18:28,444 --> 01:18:29,844
- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
2115
01:18:29,846 --> 01:18:32,681
I definitely do not remember making that.
2116
01:18:32,683 --> 01:18:36,517
- (Whooping)
- I think Dina was right about her Biggie Smalls.
2117
01:18:36,519 --> 01:18:37,819
- (Starts engine)
- Burned in the brain.
2118
01:18:37,821 --> 01:18:39,221
- (Chuckles)
- DINA: Thanks, Julian.
2119
01:18:39,223 --> 01:18:41,056
That's what all the boys say.
2120
01:18:41,058 --> 01:18:43,290
(Laughter)
2121
01:18:43,292 --> 01:18:45,727
- LISA: Julian!
- SASHA: Julian, have you heard of that record
2122
01:18:45,729 --> 01:18:47,462
that go "Bitch, bitch, motherfucker,
2123
01:18:47,464 --> 01:18:49,698
- motherfucker, bitch, bitch, bitch, motherfucker"?
- Hi!
2124
01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:51,700
That's my shit. That's my new shit!
2125
01:18:51,702 --> 01:18:54,569
- That's misogynistic! We don't like it!
- (Laughing)
2126
01:18:54,571 --> 01:18:57,239
All right, ladies, you
have a great evening.
2127
01:18:57,241 --> 01:18:59,341
Ju-Ju, thank you, baby.
2128
01:18:59,343 --> 01:19:01,575
Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.
2129
01:19:01,577 --> 01:19:03,744
- (Groans)
- Take it easy, Lis.
2130
01:19:03,746 --> 01:19:05,379
- Yeah.
- Take it easy.
2131
01:19:05,381 --> 01:19:07,649
- Thank you, Julian.
- You're welcome.
2132
01:19:07,651 --> 01:19:09,817
- Thanks, brah. Thank you.
- My girl.
2133
01:19:09,819 --> 01:19:12,219
- My boy! All right.
- (Chuckles)
2134
01:19:12,221 --> 01:19:14,556
- Ry, you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
2135
01:19:14,558 --> 01:19:17,057
Uh, I'll just be pouring my own drinks
2136
01:19:17,059 --> 01:19:18,893
for the rest of the weekend... that's all.
2137
01:19:18,895 --> 01:19:21,329
- That sounds like a good plan.
- Yeah, I think so. (Chuckles)
2138
01:19:21,331 --> 01:19:23,664
- Thanks for everything, though.
- Any time.
2139
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,066
(Chuckles) You know that.
2140
01:19:25,068 --> 01:19:26,904
Oh. (Chuckles)
2141
01:19:31,675 --> 01:19:33,845
(Exhales)
2142
01:19:52,929 --> 01:19:54,762
(Clears throat)
2143
01:19:54,764 --> 01:19:56,530
Um...
2144
01:19:56,532 --> 01:19:58,133
All right, so...
2145
01:19:58,135 --> 01:19:59,767
(Inhales)
2146
01:19:59,769 --> 01:20:02,536
Um...
2147
01:20:02,538 --> 01:20:04,709
good night.
2148
01:20:05,776 --> 01:20:07,942
Good night.
2149
01:20:07,944 --> 01:20:10,145
(Exhales) Good night.
2150
01:20:10,147 --> 01:20:11,646
(Both chuckle)
2151
01:20:11,648 --> 01:20:13,815
(Doors slide open)
2152
01:20:13,817 --> 01:20:16,153
(Chuckles)
2153
01:20:20,157 --> 01:20:21,155
Hmm?
2154
01:20:21,157 --> 01:20:22,257
Good night.
2155
01:20:22,259 --> 01:20:24,159
- Oh, yes.
- Yep.
2156
01:20:24,161 --> 01:20:25,893
Morning-like, you know?
2157
01:20:25,895 --> 01:20:28,232
(Chuckles) Yeah.
2158
01:20:35,938 --> 01:20:38,772
- (Laughing) - Pop!
- Hey, look, she had it coming.
2159
01:20:38,774 --> 01:20:40,508
- She was trippin'.
- No, she was.
2160
01:20:40,510 --> 01:20:43,277
Yeah. I'm just happy Freaknik Lisa is back.
2161
01:20:43,279 --> 01:20:45,347
- Hey...
- Mmm, right?
2162
01:20:45,349 --> 01:20:47,848
Too bad all that pent-up
energy is going to waste.
2163
01:20:47,850 --> 01:20:49,683
Mmm. Mmm.
2164
01:20:49,685 --> 01:20:51,953
Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
2165
01:20:51,955 --> 01:20:53,355
DINA: What?
2166
01:20:53,357 --> 01:20:55,292
- (Man speaks indistinctly)
- WOMAN: Yeah.
2167
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,360
What was that, Sasha?
2168
01:20:59,362 --> 01:21:03,365
What was that you were
saying about pent-up energy?
2169
01:21:03,367 --> 01:21:06,200
- You texted him?
- I did.
2170
01:21:06,202 --> 01:21:08,203
- Never doubt.
- Girl.
2171
01:21:08,205 --> 01:21:10,371
- LISA: Never doubt a boss. Yes.
- You gonna get you some, girl.
2172
01:21:10,373 --> 01:21:13,141
- ♪ 'Cause I slay, I slay ♪
- Ooh, ooh.
2173
01:21:13,143 --> 01:21:14,709
- ♪ I slay all day ♪
- Ooh, ooh.
2174
01:21:14,711 --> 01:21:17,212
♪ All day, all day, all day I slay. ♪
2175
01:21:17,214 --> 01:21:19,547
- (Chuckles)
- Have a good evening, ladies.
2176
01:21:19,549 --> 01:21:21,216
You, too.
2177
01:21:21,218 --> 01:21:23,852
Yes, hunty, yes.
2178
01:21:23,854 --> 01:21:27,288
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up!
2179
01:21:27,290 --> 01:21:29,656
- (Laughing)
- Yeah, he gonna knock the cobwebs
2180
01:21:29,658 --> 01:21:31,325
off that thing, you understand me?
2181
01:21:31,327 --> 01:21:34,228
- Oh.
- Oh. You remember when life was that simple?
2182
01:21:34,230 --> 01:21:36,897
All you wanted was just
to like a guy enough
2183
01:21:36,899 --> 01:21:38,333
to want to give him some.
2184
01:21:38,335 --> 01:21:39,901
Mm-hmm. That's all we worried about.
2185
01:21:39,903 --> 01:21:41,569
- That and being broke.
- Mm.
2186
01:21:41,571 --> 01:21:44,004
- Those problems are behind us, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.
2187
01:21:44,006 --> 01:21:46,508
For real. (Chuckles)
2188
01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:48,008
(Exhales)
2189
01:21:48,010 --> 01:21:49,744
I miss you, Sasha.
2190
01:21:49,746 --> 01:21:51,178
- (Chuckles)
- I really do.
2191
01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:53,248
I miss you, too.
2192
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,717
We were gonna take over the world together.
2193
01:21:55,719 --> 01:21:59,353
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?
2194
01:21:59,355 --> 01:22:03,024
I just hate seeing you chasing
that celebrity bullshit.
2195
01:22:03,026 --> 01:22:06,761
You are so much better than that.
2196
01:22:06,763 --> 01:22:08,029
I'm good.
2197
01:22:08,031 --> 01:22:10,397
I'm handling mine.
2198
01:22:10,399 --> 01:22:12,066
Yeah.
2199
01:22:12,068 --> 01:22:13,334
Okay. Yeah.
2200
01:22:13,336 --> 01:22:14,538
No, I know. I know.
2201
01:22:18,942 --> 01:22:21,375
You know, Ryan, you don't have
2202
01:22:21,377 --> 01:22:23,410
to keep pretending like you have it all.
2203
01:22:23,412 --> 01:22:26,347
I mean, I know you want to
help people. You always have.
2204
01:22:26,349 --> 01:22:29,584
But maybe you would help
them more if you just...
2205
01:22:29,586 --> 01:22:31,585
tell 'em the truth,
2206
01:22:31,587 --> 01:22:33,855
that this shit is hard.
2207
01:22:33,857 --> 01:22:35,690
(Sighs)
2208
01:22:35,692 --> 01:22:37,292
If I had your strength, Sash,
2209
01:22:37,294 --> 01:22:39,196
maybe I would, but...
2210
01:22:40,397 --> 01:22:43,231
...I'm not that girl anymore.
2211
01:22:43,233 --> 01:22:47,267
DINA: Y'all heifers
about to kiss now or what?
2212
01:22:47,269 --> 01:22:49,303
Jesus, get a room.
2213
01:22:49,305 --> 01:22:52,240
(Laughing)
2214
01:22:52,242 --> 01:22:55,245
(Lisa and Malik moaning)
2215
01:22:58,314 --> 01:23:01,281
The beaver has cut down the tree!
2216
01:23:01,283 --> 01:23:03,218
- RYAN: Wow.
- Yes.
2217
01:23:03,220 --> 01:23:04,953
- About time. Mm.
- Mm.
2218
01:23:04,955 --> 01:23:06,756
- She needed some.
- Mm-hmm.
2219
01:23:11,894 --> 01:23:13,460
DINA: All right!
2220
01:23:13,462 --> 01:23:15,129
Girl, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
2221
01:23:15,131 --> 01:23:16,664
What's she gonna do with a grapefruit?
2222
01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:18,432
She about to grapefruit him.
2223
01:23:18,434 --> 01:23:20,067
- What is that?
- You've never grapefruited?
2224
01:23:20,069 --> 01:23:22,739
- No, Dina.
- Girl... - Dina...
2225
01:23:28,511 --> 01:23:30,844
Oh, Lord have mercy.
2226
01:23:30,846 --> 01:23:32,614
(Chuckles) Oh, my God.
2227
01:23:32,616 --> 01:23:34,582
He is a monster with it.
2228
01:23:34,584 --> 01:23:36,918
I ain't never used two
grapefruits. But wait.
2229
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:38,652
Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.
2230
01:23:38,654 --> 01:23:40,120
Five,
2231
01:23:40,122 --> 01:23:41,188
four,
2232
01:23:41,190 --> 01:23:42,789
three,
2233
01:23:42,791 --> 01:23:44,691
two, one.
2234
01:23:44,693 --> 01:23:45,959
(Malik screaming)
2235
01:23:45,961 --> 01:23:49,164
- LISA: Oh!
- MALIK: Lisa!
2236
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:50,999
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I'm gonna get some water.
- Fix it!
2237
01:23:51,001 --> 01:23:52,534
I'm gonna get some water.
The water will wash it out
2238
01:23:52,536 --> 01:23:54,035
- real quick!
- What'd she do, bite it off?
2239
01:23:54,037 --> 01:23:55,536
(Malik screaming)
2240
01:23:55,538 --> 01:23:57,838
I got grapefruit juice
in the pee-pee hole,
2241
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,473
and I need a first aid kit.
2242
01:23:59,475 --> 01:24:02,709
- Lisa! It burns!
- Oh! Oh, my God.
2243
01:24:02,711 --> 01:24:04,111
- I think I left it in my bag.
- My dick is on fire!
2244
01:24:04,113 --> 01:24:05,946
- All I have is eyewash.
- (Screaming)
2245
01:24:05,948 --> 01:24:07,382
- Oh, my God!
- It's in my eye, Lisa!
2246
01:24:07,384 --> 01:24:10,185
Okay, just calm down! I
got some cooling cream!
2247
01:24:10,187 --> 01:24:11,886
- I got some aloe. (Gasps) Oh, my gosh!
- (Shrieks)
2248
01:24:11,888 --> 01:24:13,154
- I'm so sorry!
- You got to do something!
2249
01:24:13,156 --> 01:24:15,557
- It was my first time!
- You said you were a nurse!
2250
01:24:15,559 --> 01:24:17,558
- You said you were a nurse!
- It was an experiment!
2251
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:19,660
- I wanted to try something new!
- Oh, my God! - (Moaning)
2252
01:24:19,662 --> 01:24:23,030
What happened to a normal
blow job?! (Shrieks)
2253
01:24:23,032 --> 01:24:24,832
Ooh, that's that Shaka Zulu right there.
2254
01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:26,200
LISA: I got some aloe!
2255
01:24:26,202 --> 01:24:28,835
Girl...
2256
01:24:28,837 --> 01:24:31,838
MALIK: What kind of freaky
old-school shit is this?!
2257
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,473
(Shrieks)
2258
01:24:33,475 --> 01:24:35,209
(Bell clanging)
2259
01:24:35,211 --> 01:24:36,811
SASHA: I'm working on it.
2260
01:24:36,813 --> 01:24:39,880
I will have it to you by
the end of the weekend.
2261
01:24:39,882 --> 01:24:41,716
And it's good. It's good.
2262
01:24:41,718 --> 01:24:43,218
I'm talking 'bout...
2263
01:24:43,220 --> 01:24:46,053
Caitlyn Jenner pregnant by Tyga good.
2264
01:24:46,055 --> 01:24:48,489
Photos to come.
2265
01:24:48,491 --> 01:24:50,225
(Dina speaks indistinctly)
2266
01:24:50,227 --> 01:24:51,859
LISA: Well, guess what, you're
gonna have to do what I say.
2267
01:24:51,861 --> 01:24:55,096
- 'Cause I-I didn't.
- DINA: I'm too cute. I'm too cute to be...
2268
01:24:55,098 --> 01:24:58,368
(Dina speaking indistinctly)
2269
01:24:59,702 --> 01:25:01,268
(Lisa speaks indistinctly)
2270
01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:02,704
Sasha!
2271
01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:04,539
Let's go!
2272
01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:07,909
You don't need no man right now anyway.
2273
01:25:07,911 --> 01:25:10,677
You two have built an incredible brand.
2274
01:25:10,679 --> 01:25:14,615
We think that Ryan and
Stewart can be to Best Mart
2275
01:25:14,617 --> 01:25:18,085
what Martha Stewart is to Kmart but bigger.
2276
01:25:18,087 --> 01:25:19,286
Really?
2277
01:25:19,288 --> 01:25:20,788
Bottom line is that
2278
01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:22,856
you two give people hope
2279
01:25:22,858 --> 01:25:25,426
that you can have it all.
2280
01:25:25,428 --> 01:25:26,927
And we want in.
2281
01:25:26,929 --> 01:25:29,364
(Chuckles) That's...
2282
01:25:29,366 --> 01:25:30,932
that's fantastic.
2283
01:25:30,934 --> 01:25:32,600
ELIZABETH: It is.
2284
01:25:32,602 --> 01:25:34,435
It is, but let's be honest,
2285
01:25:34,437 --> 01:25:37,974
it's, uh, all about the offer.
2286
01:25:55,959 --> 01:25:56,958
(Clears throat)
2287
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,095
Holy shit.
2288
01:25:59,461 --> 01:26:01,396
I...
2289
01:26:01,398 --> 01:26:02,730
(Clears throat) I mean,
2290
01:26:02,732 --> 01:26:04,798
it's a very good start.
2291
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:07,602
I'll convene with, uh, my team,
2292
01:26:07,604 --> 01:26:09,306
and we'll-we'll get back to you.
2293
01:26:13,777 --> 01:26:16,177
BETHANY: Sounds good. (Clears throat)
2294
01:26:16,179 --> 01:26:18,679
Gentlemen. Ryan.
2295
01:26:18,681 --> 01:26:20,914
- Yes, thank you, Bethany.
- Mm-hmm.
2296
01:26:20,916 --> 01:26:22,917
- Stewart.
- Thank you.
2297
01:26:22,919 --> 01:26:24,584
- (Indistinct chatter)
- (Cork pops)
2298
01:26:24,586 --> 01:26:26,853
RYAN: Thank you, Best Mart!
2299
01:26:26,855 --> 01:26:28,489
Uh-oh. Get it, get it, get it.
2300
01:26:28,491 --> 01:26:29,824
Ooh!
2301
01:26:29,826 --> 01:26:31,592
- Yes! - Cheers!
- Congrats!
2302
01:26:31,594 --> 01:26:33,593
- Yes!
- Hey, uh, Sasha,
2303
01:26:33,595 --> 01:26:36,196
you think your paparazzi guy
would sell the photo to me?
2304
01:26:36,198 --> 01:26:38,966
We could bury that shit
and just move forward.
2305
01:26:38,968 --> 01:26:41,602
Yeah, um, I mean, um,
2306
01:26:41,604 --> 01:26:42,969
I can find out.
2307
01:26:42,971 --> 01:26:44,172
Why? What's-what's going on?
2308
01:26:44,174 --> 01:26:46,307
Well, ladies,
2309
01:26:46,309 --> 01:26:48,942
Stew and I talked today, and I really think
2310
01:26:48,944 --> 01:26:51,512
our marriage is gonna get back on track.
2311
01:26:51,514 --> 01:26:53,681
Oh.
2312
01:26:53,683 --> 01:26:56,217
So you're gonna take
that community penis back.
2313
01:26:56,219 --> 01:26:59,119
(Chuckles) Look, y'all, men have egos.
2314
01:26:59,121 --> 01:27:00,120
His was deflated.
2315
01:27:00,122 --> 01:27:01,489
Retiring, it screwed him up.
2316
01:27:01,491 --> 01:27:03,524
And you know how men are, rudderless,
2317
01:27:03,526 --> 01:27:05,125
needing a purpose.
2318
01:27:05,127 --> 01:27:06,526
All right.
2319
01:27:06,528 --> 01:27:09,629
Used but not broken. (Chuckles)
2320
01:27:09,631 --> 01:27:11,199
Well, cheers to that.
2321
01:27:11,201 --> 01:27:13,234
DINA: Cheers, that part, yes.
2322
01:27:13,236 --> 01:27:16,904
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- (Cheering and applause)
2323
01:27:16,906 --> 01:27:18,172
DINA: Ooh!
2324
01:27:18,174 --> 01:27:20,077
Oh, look. There goes Julian.
2325
01:27:22,245 --> 01:27:23,647
(Playing "Because of You")
2326
01:27:25,215 --> 01:27:27,315
(Whooping)
2327
01:27:27,317 --> 01:27:28,850
♪ Ooh... ♪
2328
01:27:28,852 --> 01:27:30,151
I see you, Julian!
2329
01:27:30,153 --> 01:27:31,485
I see you, boy!
2330
01:27:31,487 --> 01:27:32,887
(Cheering)
2331
01:27:32,889 --> 01:27:34,655
♪ Want to but I can't help it ♪
2332
01:27:34,657 --> 01:27:37,325
♪ I love the way it feels ♪
2333
01:27:37,327 --> 01:27:39,093
♪ It's got me stuck ♪
2334
01:27:39,095 --> 01:27:41,361
♪ Every day knowing that I won't ♪
2335
01:27:41,363 --> 01:27:43,364
♪ All because of you ♪
2336
01:27:43,366 --> 01:27:46,734
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- ♪ All ♪
2337
01:27:46,736 --> 01:27:48,201
- ♪ Because of you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
2338
01:27:48,203 --> 01:27:50,103
♪ It's all because of you ♪
2339
01:27:50,105 --> 01:27:51,772
He is so great.
2340
01:27:51,774 --> 01:27:54,374
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- ♪ Because, because ♪
2341
01:27:54,376 --> 01:27:56,944
♪ Never get enough ♪
2342
01:27:56,946 --> 01:27:59,914
- ♪ Never get enough ♪
- ♪ She's the ♪
2343
01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:02,383
♪ Sweetest drug ♪
2344
01:28:02,385 --> 01:28:03,718
(Cheering)
2345
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:06,286
♪ ♪
2346
01:28:06,288 --> 01:28:10,091
♪ Do, do, do, do, do. ♪
2347
01:28:10,093 --> 01:28:12,793
(Laughs)
2348
01:28:12,795 --> 01:28:15,128
- (Laughs)
- I'm serious. You were so good.
2349
01:28:15,130 --> 01:28:16,963
- Well, thank you.
- Like, I can't...
2350
01:28:16,965 --> 01:28:18,566
- I can't even...
- Stop it,
2351
01:28:18,568 --> 01:28:20,234
- stop it, stop it.
- No, I can't believe it.
2352
01:28:20,236 --> 01:28:21,902
You know how far you've
come from when you used
2353
01:28:21,904 --> 01:28:24,237
to make the slow jam
mixtapes back in the day?
2354
01:28:24,239 --> 01:28:26,441
"The J's Slow Jam Mixtape."
2355
01:28:26,443 --> 01:28:28,241
"J's Slow Jams."
2356
01:28:28,243 --> 01:28:31,411
- Those were legendary!
- They were. I'm not gonna front.
2357
01:28:31,413 --> 01:28:33,414
- They were.
- Yes. I'm just,
2358
01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:35,749
- you know, working on my craft.
- Wow. I can tell.
2359
01:28:35,751 --> 01:28:37,084
Did you see those ladies?
2360
01:28:37,086 --> 01:28:38,418
They were going crazy for you.
2361
01:28:38,420 --> 01:28:39,419
(Chuckles)
2362
01:28:39,421 --> 01:28:41,321
I can see why you're not married.
2363
01:28:41,323 --> 01:28:45,593
Oh. Oh, so now you want
to analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
2364
01:28:45,595 --> 01:28:48,262
- Think that's what we doin'?
- No, I am serious, though.
2365
01:28:48,264 --> 01:28:49,996
Though, be honest, come
on, come on, what is it,
2366
01:28:49,998 --> 01:28:52,232
what is it? You got... commitment issues?
2367
01:28:52,234 --> 01:28:54,401
- (Groans) Come on.
- Restless soul?
2368
01:28:54,403 --> 01:28:56,070
A little tortured artist...
2369
01:28:56,072 --> 01:28:58,239
- Why I got to be tortured? No.
- ...who only has time
2370
01:28:58,241 --> 01:28:59,606
For his music?
2371
01:28:59,608 --> 01:29:03,076
Or is it just too much ass to pass up?
2372
01:29:03,078 --> 01:29:04,611
Truthfully?
2373
01:29:04,613 --> 01:29:06,112
Don't lie.
2374
01:29:06,114 --> 01:29:07,615
There's a whole lot of ass out there.
2375
01:29:07,617 --> 01:29:09,616
- (Laughing)
- (Chuckles) No, no, I'm...
2376
01:29:09,618 --> 01:29:11,352
No, listen, just be honest, be honest.
2377
01:29:11,354 --> 01:29:12,289
What is it?
2378
01:29:13,489 --> 01:29:16,292
I haven't found my equal yet.
2379
01:29:18,661 --> 01:29:21,596
If the right woman came along,
2380
01:29:21,598 --> 01:29:24,001
I'm 100% in.
2381
01:29:25,868 --> 01:29:27,301
DINA: I mean...
2382
01:29:27,303 --> 01:29:28,302
Oh, come on.
2383
01:29:28,304 --> 01:29:29,469
(Dina speaks indistinctly)
2384
01:29:29,471 --> 01:29:30,771
That's true, though.
2385
01:29:30,773 --> 01:29:32,839
- That's not true.
- (Laughter)
2386
01:29:32,841 --> 01:29:35,645
You know what I'm sayin'? (Chuckles)
2387
01:29:37,679 --> 01:29:39,112
Where you think you're going,
2388
01:29:39,114 --> 01:29:40,515
to get your ass kicked again?
2389
01:29:40,517 --> 01:29:41,949
I need to talk to Ryan.
2390
01:29:41,951 --> 01:29:43,150
That's not gonna happen.
2391
01:29:43,152 --> 01:29:44,788
Let's go.
2392
01:29:50,393 --> 01:29:52,392
How'd you know she was here, anyway?
2393
01:29:52,394 --> 01:29:53,964
(Phone beeps)
2394
01:29:56,064 --> 01:29:57,330
Fuck.
2395
01:29:57,332 --> 01:29:59,400
I got to get a new line of work.
2396
01:29:59,402 --> 01:30:02,402
All right, I'll deliver
your message. What's up?
2397
01:30:02,404 --> 01:30:05,405
I just found out I'm pregnant.
2398
01:30:05,407 --> 01:30:09,142
And before you even insult
me, yes, it's Stewart's.
2399
01:30:09,144 --> 01:30:10,710
Does he know?
2400
01:30:10,712 --> 01:30:12,646
I told him, and now this
motherfucker won't return
2401
01:30:12,648 --> 01:30:14,181
any of my calls or texts.
2402
01:30:14,183 --> 01:30:16,851
Aw, let me go find a tear to shed for you.
2403
01:30:16,853 --> 01:30:18,985
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.
2404
01:30:18,987 --> 01:30:20,387
Well, why did you come here?
2405
01:30:20,389 --> 01:30:22,557
Because I didn't make this baby by myself.
2406
01:30:22,559 --> 01:30:25,058
Bottom line, I need Stewart
2407
01:30:25,060 --> 01:30:28,663
to call me back within the next
24 hours or I will go public.
2408
01:30:28,665 --> 01:30:32,900
And I might be willing to spill
this tea on your little site,
2409
01:30:32,902 --> 01:30:35,570
give the exclusive to Sasha's Secrets.
2410
01:30:35,572 --> 01:30:37,103
And I have pictures.
2411
01:30:37,105 --> 01:30:39,606
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.
2412
01:30:39,608 --> 01:30:42,178
Think it over.
2413
01:30:47,082 --> 01:30:48,583
(Sighs)
2414
01:30:48,585 --> 01:30:50,687
What was that about?
2415
01:30:52,956 --> 01:30:54,254
- JULIAN: You know, you...
- RYAN: Oh, you can tell
2416
01:30:54,256 --> 01:30:55,957
- you got an eye for...
- I...
2417
01:30:55,959 --> 01:30:57,557
- You can tell which ones, which ones.
- Listen, I got a...
2418
01:30:57,559 --> 01:30:59,526
- I got a eye for it all. Tru-Trust me.
- All right.
2419
01:30:59,528 --> 01:31:01,764
- You do.
- Hey, what up, y'all?
2420
01:31:04,367 --> 01:31:06,703
What's wrong?
2421
01:31:09,772 --> 01:31:11,771
I tried everything.
2422
01:31:11,773 --> 01:31:13,774
I...
2423
01:31:13,776 --> 01:31:16,543
I went to all the top specialists.
2424
01:31:16,545 --> 01:31:18,545
I...
2425
01:31:18,547 --> 01:31:23,551
I tried every fertility
treatment on the market and...
2426
01:31:23,553 --> 01:31:24,921
nothing.
2427
01:31:29,058 --> 01:31:31,728
She gave him what I couldn't.
2428
01:31:34,764 --> 01:31:36,931
Why didn't you...
2429
01:31:36,933 --> 01:31:40,567
tell us that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?
2430
01:31:40,569 --> 01:31:43,471
Because I was embarrassed.
2431
01:31:43,473 --> 01:31:45,975
I didn't want anyone to know.
2432
01:31:50,513 --> 01:31:52,746
Look what I did.
2433
01:31:52,748 --> 01:31:54,515
That's their baby.
2434
01:31:54,517 --> 01:31:57,017
I took a pug and I put that with Stewart
2435
01:31:57,019 --> 01:31:59,853
and made this bitch baby.
2436
01:31:59,855 --> 01:32:01,254
And they can have that
little bitch-ass baby.
2437
01:32:01,256 --> 01:32:03,089
It's gonna have a big ol' booty
2438
01:32:03,091 --> 01:32:05,926
- and a ugly-ass face, just like his mama.
- Mm.
2439
01:32:05,928 --> 01:32:07,628
And then I made a variety of babies,
2440
01:32:07,630 --> 01:32:10,830
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.
2441
01:32:10,832 --> 01:32:12,365
- Little pound puppies.
- (Chuckling)
2442
01:32:12,367 --> 01:32:15,535
- (Knocking) - And they gonna
make a ugly-ass bitch baby.
2443
01:32:15,537 --> 01:32:17,471
You understand me?
2444
01:32:17,473 --> 01:32:19,306
I love you.
2445
01:32:19,308 --> 01:32:20,473
Look at that baby.
2446
01:32:20,475 --> 01:32:22,209
Look like it licks its own ass.
2447
01:32:22,211 --> 01:32:24,445
- (Ryan chuckles)
- That's how ugly that baby is.
2448
01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:26,179
- That one.
- (Ryan and Dina chuckle)
2449
01:32:26,181 --> 01:32:28,015
- DINA: That's a ugly-ass baby, ain't it?
- (Ryan chuckling)
2450
01:32:28,017 --> 01:32:29,683
It's Stewart.
2451
01:32:29,685 --> 01:32:31,185
The hell?
2452
01:32:31,187 --> 01:32:32,619
STEWART: Ryan,
2453
01:32:32,621 --> 01:32:34,187
please let me in.
2454
01:32:34,189 --> 01:32:35,655
DINA: The hell he want?
2455
01:32:35,657 --> 01:32:37,627
Let him in.
2456
01:32:42,297 --> 01:32:43,800
(Sighs)
2457
01:32:47,002 --> 01:32:49,005
You a piece of shit.
2458
01:32:51,674 --> 01:32:53,910
(Door closes)
2459
01:32:56,879 --> 01:32:59,149
We need to talk.
2460
01:33:02,818 --> 01:33:05,085
Alone.
2461
01:33:05,087 --> 01:33:07,353
There ain't nothing you need to say to her
2462
01:33:07,355 --> 01:33:08,923
that you can't say in front of us.
2463
01:33:08,925 --> 01:33:10,327
Mm-hmm.
2464
01:33:14,863 --> 01:33:16,864
Uh, it's okay.
2465
01:33:16,866 --> 01:33:18,769
It's okay.
2466
01:33:20,670 --> 01:33:22,339
We'll wait for you downstairs.
2467
01:33:23,672 --> 01:33:25,573
Here, take my stun gun.
2468
01:33:25,575 --> 01:33:28,042
Now, this button right here...
it raises the voltage of it.
2469
01:33:28,044 --> 01:33:29,877
As a matter of fact,
you know what? Fuck it.
2470
01:33:29,879 --> 01:33:31,445
I'm gonna just leave it on high.
2471
01:33:31,447 --> 01:33:32,879
All right? And just tag him
2472
01:33:32,881 --> 01:33:34,718
right in the balls if he do something.
2473
01:33:36,051 --> 01:33:38,185
Both balls.
2474
01:33:38,187 --> 01:33:40,290
Dick, too.
2475
01:33:49,197 --> 01:33:51,300
I spoke with Simone.
2476
01:33:53,202 --> 01:33:56,603
She agreed to sign an NDA
2477
01:33:56,605 --> 01:33:58,705
in exchange for a monthly payment
2478
01:33:58,707 --> 01:34:00,307
for her and the baby.
2479
01:34:00,309 --> 01:34:03,377
I could... kill you.
2480
01:34:03,379 --> 01:34:05,948
I am so furious right now.
2481
01:34:07,282 --> 01:34:10,450
And you have every right to be.
2482
01:34:10,452 --> 01:34:12,786
Do you even...
2483
01:34:12,788 --> 01:34:15,157
love me anymore?
2484
01:34:16,492 --> 01:34:18,758
Of course I do.
2485
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:21,462
I made a terrible mistake.
2486
01:34:21,464 --> 01:34:23,297
(Sighs)
2487
01:34:23,299 --> 01:34:27,334
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore,
2488
01:34:27,336 --> 01:34:31,070
but you can trust me as your partner.
2489
01:34:31,072 --> 01:34:36,442
This deal will set us up for life.
2490
01:34:36,444 --> 01:34:38,978
But we can't do it apart.
2491
01:34:38,980 --> 01:34:43,083
Ryan without Stewart...
2492
01:34:43,085 --> 01:34:45,322
doesn't have it all.
2493
01:34:50,193 --> 01:34:53,526
(Sighs heavily)
2494
01:34:53,528 --> 01:34:56,429
I just hope she kicked his cheatin' ass out
2495
01:34:56,431 --> 01:34:59,333
and tagged his dick skin
till it fried like bacon.
2496
01:34:59,335 --> 01:35:01,101
- Mm-hmm.
- Damn, Lis.
2497
01:35:01,103 --> 01:35:03,204
I thought you wanted them to work it out.
2498
01:35:03,206 --> 01:35:04,637
Yeah, well, I changed my mind
2499
01:35:04,639 --> 01:35:06,507
as soon as I saw his arrogant face,
2500
01:35:06,509 --> 01:35:10,343
so fuck him and that disaster
of a woman he impregnated.
2501
01:35:10,345 --> 01:35:12,279
- SASHA: Amen.
- DINA: Mm-hmm.
2502
01:35:12,281 --> 01:35:13,681
LISA: Unbelievable.
2503
01:35:13,683 --> 01:35:15,950
And she's been up there too long.
2504
01:35:15,952 --> 01:35:18,288
Oh, what the hell's going on?
2505
01:35:23,559 --> 01:35:25,159
What in the...?
2506
01:35:25,161 --> 01:35:26,793
- Fuck?
- Damn.
2507
01:35:26,795 --> 01:35:28,294
The fuck?
2508
01:35:28,296 --> 01:35:30,164
LISA: Why is she doing that?
2509
01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:32,700
- Mm.
- Really, though?
2510
01:35:32,702 --> 01:35:35,668
(Sasha sighs)
2511
01:35:35,670 --> 01:35:36,669
(Lisa sighs)
2512
01:35:36,671 --> 01:35:38,575
- The fuck?
- Damn.
2513
01:35:39,908 --> 01:35:42,179
(Sighs)
2514
01:35:46,248 --> 01:35:47,882
Are you staying with him?
2515
01:35:47,884 --> 01:35:50,584
Stew figured out a way to
handle the Simone situation,
2516
01:35:50,586 --> 01:35:52,352
so it's gonna be fine.
2517
01:35:52,354 --> 01:35:53,987
Oh, wait. No, hold up. Stop. Wait.
2518
01:35:53,989 --> 01:35:57,091
So, he dickmatized you that quick?
2519
01:35:57,093 --> 01:35:59,093
Dina, he's my husband.
2520
01:35:59,095 --> 01:36:00,727
He's not some guy in a bathroom stall.
2521
01:36:00,729 --> 01:36:03,163
- Mm?
- I'm not just gonna throw everything away.
2522
01:36:03,165 --> 01:36:05,766
You know what? Ry, I get it.
2523
01:36:05,768 --> 01:36:07,567
'Cause when I was leaving
Terrence, I was terrified.
2524
01:36:07,569 --> 01:36:09,003
- (Ringtone plays)
- I didn't think
2525
01:36:09,005 --> 01:36:10,337
I was gonna be able to do it on my own,
2526
01:36:10,339 --> 01:36:11,771
but I've been figuring it out.
2527
01:36:11,773 --> 01:36:13,240
- You will, too.
- Mm-hmm.
2528
01:36:13,242 --> 01:36:14,408
I'll help you.
2529
01:36:14,410 --> 01:36:17,244
Lisa, that's sweet, but I'm not like you.
2530
01:36:17,246 --> 01:36:19,282
You don't understand. I
can't live with my mother.
2531
01:36:20,616 --> 01:36:23,616
Well... well, what is wrong
2532
01:36:23,618 --> 01:36:26,552
with living with your
mother? I... I love my mother.
2533
01:36:26,554 --> 01:36:28,422
You don't get it. You all can't get it.
2534
01:36:28,424 --> 01:36:29,890
You're not in my world.
2535
01:36:29,892 --> 01:36:31,892
You don't live my life.
2536
01:36:31,894 --> 01:36:33,627
I can't just walk away from that.
2537
01:36:33,629 --> 01:36:34,895
I give people hope.
2538
01:36:34,897 --> 01:36:36,195
- I don't have a choice.
- (Ringtone plays)
2539
01:36:36,197 --> 01:36:38,399
Where is your hope? This is you choosing,
2540
01:36:38,401 --> 01:36:40,401
and this choice is diminishing you.
2541
01:36:40,403 --> 01:36:42,302
Diminishing me?
2542
01:36:42,304 --> 01:36:44,304
Says the woman who chooses
2543
01:36:44,306 --> 01:36:48,275
to talk shit about people for a living?
2544
01:36:48,277 --> 01:36:50,410
Way to use that journalism degree, Sash.
2545
01:36:50,412 --> 01:36:52,279
- (Ringtone playing)
- Look, I got to pay bills.
2546
01:36:52,281 --> 01:36:55,214
And for the record, I
have multiple degrees.
2547
01:36:55,216 --> 01:36:56,450
- Hey, hey.
- Then use one of 'em.
2548
01:36:56,452 --> 01:36:58,118
How you gonna tell me to use 'em?
2549
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:00,587
All right. Let's have a time
- out. Just a little breather.
2550
01:37:00,589 --> 01:37:03,824
- And just take a moment.
- Yes! Hello. - (Phone dings)
2551
01:37:03,826 --> 01:37:05,793
- ELIZABETH: Ryan, have you seen it?
- Oh, they trippin'.
2552
01:37:05,795 --> 01:37:07,628
- RYAN: What? - Oh, shit.
- ELIZABETH: Fuckin' Simone.
2553
01:37:07,630 --> 01:37:09,929
- Is that that bitch from the demo?
- Wait.
2554
01:37:09,931 --> 01:37:11,731
ELIZABETH: Have you been on
the Internet? It's a disaster.
2555
01:37:11,733 --> 01:37:13,834
- It's just a shit show. All right, I'm gonna fix it.
- Oh.
2556
01:37:13,836 --> 01:37:15,069
- Hell, no.
- ELIZABETH: All right, I got to fix this.
2557
01:37:15,071 --> 01:37:16,070
All right, bye. Bye. Bye.
2558
01:37:16,072 --> 01:37:17,838
RYAN: You conniving...
2559
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:19,306
You are sneaky.
2560
01:37:19,308 --> 01:37:21,075
All right, all right,
everybody, let's just...
2561
01:37:21,077 --> 01:37:22,810
- How could you do that?
- You think I did this?
2562
01:37:22,812 --> 01:37:24,911
I didn't do this. Simone must have.
2563
01:37:24,913 --> 01:37:28,515
Simone, who you were huddled
up, talking to in the corner?
2564
01:37:28,517 --> 01:37:30,918
Huh? That Simone?
2565
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:32,785
Wait. What did you do? Did you...
2566
01:37:32,787 --> 01:37:35,455
Did you sell it to another
site to cover your tracks?
2567
01:37:35,457 --> 01:37:36,957
- Are you serious?
- Because you know what?
2568
01:37:36,959 --> 01:37:38,359
I know you're broke.
2569
01:37:38,361 --> 01:37:40,093
I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.
2570
01:37:40,095 --> 01:37:43,297
We all see it. I'm not stupid.
2571
01:37:43,299 --> 01:37:44,365
- OTHERS: Yeah.
- LISA: It happens.
2572
01:37:44,367 --> 01:37:45,766
- You know, I mean...
- Yeah, I mean, we know
2573
01:37:45,768 --> 01:37:47,334
- them ain't no real Red Bottoms.
- I shop at Goodwill.
2574
01:37:47,336 --> 01:37:48,668
You know, Nordstrom's do take stuff back.
2575
01:37:48,670 --> 01:37:50,771
That's what's so cool
about Nordstrom's, you know,
2576
01:37:50,773 --> 01:37:52,839
- Nordstrom's takes every...
- Congratulations, Sash.
2577
01:37:52,841 --> 01:37:56,442
You know what? I really
hope it was worth it!
2578
01:37:56,444 --> 01:37:58,978
You know what? Hey.
2579
01:37:58,980 --> 01:38:01,448
Hey! The fucking thought did cross my mind,
2580
01:38:01,450 --> 01:38:04,651
but I would never play you
out like that for some money.
2581
01:38:04,653 --> 01:38:07,221
The problem is, you never
valued our friendship
2582
01:38:07,223 --> 01:38:08,554
as much as I did.
2583
01:38:08,556 --> 01:38:10,156
How could you say that?
2584
01:38:10,158 --> 01:38:12,392
You are like a sister
to me. I have always...
2585
01:38:12,394 --> 01:38:15,396
This how you treat a sister? I
quit my job at The Times
2586
01:38:15,398 --> 01:38:17,063
to get our website off the ground.
2587
01:38:17,065 --> 01:38:18,499
I hired a designer.
2588
01:38:18,501 --> 01:38:20,667
And what did you do? What'd you do, sis?
2589
01:38:20,669 --> 01:38:22,035
- You left me high and dry.
- (Ryan scoffs)
2590
01:38:22,037 --> 01:38:23,503
Because you thought
2591
01:38:23,505 --> 01:38:25,571
that you could get more
success with Stewart.
2592
01:38:25,573 --> 01:38:28,674
Why you think I'm doing this
bullshit gossip blog anyway?
2593
01:38:28,676 --> 01:38:30,576
And not-not once did you apologize.
2594
01:38:30,578 --> 01:38:32,846
If you would have told me
no, I wouldn't have done it.
2595
01:38:32,848 --> 01:38:34,380
You should have spoken up!
2596
01:38:34,382 --> 01:38:36,816
How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?
2597
01:38:36,818 --> 01:38:39,652
Dickmatized, just like she said.
2598
01:38:39,654 --> 01:38:41,588
And, well, you could
have said no, though...
2599
01:38:41,590 --> 01:38:43,757
- Dina, nobody asked you!
- Sasha, just listen to Ryan
2600
01:38:43,759 --> 01:38:45,191
for a second. She's trying to explain!
2601
01:38:45,193 --> 01:38:46,893
You know what? Stop
it. Stop it. I should...
2602
01:38:46,895 --> 01:38:48,695
I should know better
than to expect y'all two
2603
01:38:48,697 --> 01:38:50,030
to have my back anyway.
2604
01:38:50,032 --> 01:38:52,332
See, I know how it works in this circle.
2605
01:38:52,334 --> 01:38:53,767
We got the queen bee,
2606
01:38:53,769 --> 01:38:55,701
and we got her two little worker bees.
2607
01:38:55,703 --> 01:38:57,771
- LISA: What?!
- Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about
2608
01:38:57,773 --> 01:39:00,240
a worker bee? I'm my own bee.
No, you take that shit back.
2609
01:39:00,242 --> 01:39:02,209
- Take that shit back.
- I'm not taking it back.
2610
01:39:02,211 --> 01:39:03,776
All right, all right, stop!
Just everybody take a time-out.
2611
01:39:03,778 --> 01:39:05,212
So what? Whether I need
'em or not, I like 'em.
2612
01:39:05,214 --> 01:39:06,612
Pull it back. Time-out.
2613
01:39:06,614 --> 01:39:08,248
Why don't you shut the fuck up
2614
01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:10,350
and stop talking to us
like we're one of your kids?
2615
01:39:10,352 --> 01:39:12,085
Wait a minute. You'd better pause
2616
01:39:12,087 --> 01:39:13,920
and stop acting like one of my kids.
2617
01:39:13,922 --> 01:39:15,955
How about that? Put some clothes on.
2618
01:39:15,957 --> 01:39:17,391
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to tell you...
2619
01:39:17,393 --> 01:39:18,792
LISA: Stop getting trashed every night
2620
01:39:18,794 --> 01:39:21,462
and fucking random dick every week.
2621
01:39:21,464 --> 01:39:24,097
You just got some random dick
and your ass got real loose.
2622
01:39:24,099 --> 01:39:26,232
And let me tell you something, bitch.
2623
01:39:26,234 --> 01:39:28,102
Just because he got a big dick
2624
01:39:28,104 --> 01:39:31,204
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass.
2625
01:39:31,206 --> 01:39:33,240
You know what? Have it. I don't even know
2626
01:39:33,242 --> 01:39:34,941
why I'm here with your ass.
2627
01:39:34,943 --> 01:39:37,977
You need to change that
stank-ass attitude of yours
2628
01:39:37,979 --> 01:39:40,481
- or your ass is gonna end up with the clap.
- Bitch, please.
2629
01:39:40,483 --> 01:39:42,048
Clap? Been there, done that,
2630
01:39:42,050 --> 01:39:44,485
- had that, and I'm immune to the shit, bitch.
- Excuse me.
2631
01:39:44,487 --> 01:39:46,954
I'll clap your ass up out of here.
2632
01:39:46,956 --> 01:39:48,722
Fuck you, Lisa!
2633
01:39:48,724 --> 01:39:50,324
And fuck both of y'all, too,
2634
01:39:50,326 --> 01:39:51,892
with y'all raggedy, fake asses.
2635
01:39:51,894 --> 01:39:53,627
Both of y'all bitches is fake.
2636
01:39:53,629 --> 01:39:55,896
You don't even know a real
friend when you see one.
2637
01:39:55,898 --> 01:39:57,830
You know what? You know what? Here.
2638
01:39:57,832 --> 01:40:00,269
Give Lisa back her raggedy-ass phone.
2639
01:40:01,636 --> 01:40:03,803
Oh, wait, hold up. Hold up.
2640
01:40:03,805 --> 01:40:05,571
Here, 'cause I don't need
you calling the police on me.
2641
01:40:05,573 --> 01:40:07,908
Take your card. Oh, and yes,
2642
01:40:07,910 --> 01:40:10,747
I maxed that motherfucker
out with your low-ass balance.
2643
01:40:12,313 --> 01:40:13,914
Stupid ass... oh, oh, oh.
2644
01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:16,283
And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.
2645
01:40:16,285 --> 01:40:18,317
Here. Take your driver's
license so you can get
2646
01:40:18,319 --> 01:40:20,087
on the plane with your nasty-ass,
2647
01:40:20,089 --> 01:40:24,924
dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband
that fuck Instagram bitches!
2648
01:40:24,926 --> 01:40:26,959
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch.
2649
01:40:26,961 --> 01:40:29,195
I can't believe you motherfuckers!
2650
01:40:29,197 --> 01:40:31,464
That's why I'm-a fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity,
2651
01:40:31,466 --> 01:40:33,767
stupid-ass bitches. I hate y'all!
2652
01:40:33,769 --> 01:40:35,538
And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!
2653
01:40:42,044 --> 01:40:44,043
You happy, Sash?
2654
01:40:44,045 --> 01:40:45,514
Hmm?
2655
01:40:47,349 --> 01:40:51,051
You have ruined my life
2656
01:40:51,053 --> 01:40:53,656
and 20 years of friendship.
2657
01:40:55,791 --> 01:40:57,156
You know what?
2658
01:40:57,158 --> 01:40:58,393
Fuck all y'all.
2659
01:41:01,063 --> 01:41:03,362
I know I've done a few
foul things in my life,
2660
01:41:03,364 --> 01:41:05,332
but I would never do that.
2661
01:41:05,334 --> 01:41:07,034
I did not do this.
2662
01:41:07,036 --> 01:41:10,038
My friends would know that.
2663
01:41:12,474 --> 01:41:15,342
Fucking real friend.
2664
01:41:15,344 --> 01:41:17,578
♪ ♪
2665
01:41:17,580 --> 01:41:19,882
(Sighs)
2666
01:41:27,422 --> 01:41:30,656
(TV theme music playing)
2667
01:41:30,658 --> 01:41:32,993
Bombshell, folks. It looks
like America's favorite couple
2668
01:41:32,995 --> 01:41:34,895
has got a third party wedging her way
2669
01:41:34,897 --> 01:41:36,262
into their house of love.
2670
01:41:36,264 --> 01:41:37,931
This recent picture has emerged
2671
01:41:37,933 --> 01:41:40,366
of Ryan Pierce's husband, Stewart,
2672
01:41:40,368 --> 01:41:42,869
getting cozy with an Instagram model
2673
01:41:42,871 --> 01:41:44,338
by the name of Simone.
2674
01:41:44,340 --> 01:41:46,173
No last name given.
2675
01:41:46,175 --> 01:41:47,673
You know, this is a tough situation,
2676
01:41:47,675 --> 01:41:50,343
even for renowned relationship expert Ryan.
2677
01:41:50,345 --> 01:41:53,347
If I will it, I can have it all.
2678
01:41:53,349 --> 01:41:54,914
Let's hope for the best
2679
01:41:54,916 --> 01:41:56,415
for this stunning couple.
2680
01:41:56,417 --> 01:41:57,851
(Exhales)
2681
01:41:57,853 --> 01:42:00,422
(TV theme music plays)
2682
01:42:05,126 --> 01:42:07,429
(Sighs)
2683
01:42:18,607 --> 01:42:20,910
DINA: Can I get a refill, please?
2684
01:42:28,117 --> 01:42:30,053
(Bartender speaks indistinctly)
2685
01:42:39,060 --> 01:42:41,630
- Hey.
- Hey.
2686
01:42:43,765 --> 01:42:46,333
Look, I'm really...
2687
01:42:46,335 --> 01:42:48,602
sorry for what I said.
2688
01:42:48,604 --> 01:42:50,803
I-I did not mean any of it.
2689
01:42:50,805 --> 01:42:52,271
(Exhales)
2690
01:42:52,273 --> 01:42:55,676
I know y'all keep me around for laughs.
2691
01:42:55,678 --> 01:42:57,910
But I love you heifers.
2692
01:42:57,912 --> 01:43:01,481
I would die for every last one of you.
2693
01:43:01,483 --> 01:43:03,616
I know you would.
2694
01:43:03,618 --> 01:43:05,285
And you know what?
2695
01:43:05,287 --> 01:43:08,254
You are one of the most loyal,
2696
01:43:08,256 --> 01:43:10,691
fiercest, most honest friend we have.
2697
01:43:10,693 --> 01:43:12,793
We are so lucky to have you.
2698
01:43:12,795 --> 01:43:14,593
You right.
2699
01:43:14,595 --> 01:43:16,530
Y'all very lucky.
2700
01:43:16,532 --> 01:43:18,534
Very, very lucky.
2701
01:43:19,934 --> 01:43:21,703
Very lucky.
2702
01:43:25,174 --> 01:43:26,972
- I love you.
- (Laughs): I love you, too.
2703
01:43:26,974 --> 01:43:29,144
- Oh.
- Oh.
2704
01:43:31,779 --> 01:43:34,684
(Intro to Aretha Franklin's
"Ain't No Way" playing)
2705
01:43:40,188 --> 01:43:42,188
SASHA: For years now
2706
01:43:42,190 --> 01:43:44,324
I've been posting unflattering photos
2707
01:43:44,326 --> 01:43:48,962
and headlines about anyone who
would get more hits to my site.
2708
01:43:48,964 --> 01:43:53,333
I did this without
regard for their privacy,
2709
01:43:53,335 --> 01:43:55,535
their dignity...
2710
01:43:55,537 --> 01:43:57,803
or their humanity.
2711
01:43:57,805 --> 01:44:00,574
(Cheering)
2712
01:44:00,576 --> 01:44:02,209
REPORTER: Ryan! Any comments?
2713
01:44:02,211 --> 01:44:04,543
SASHA: But when someone
close to you gets hurt,
2714
01:44:04,545 --> 01:44:07,547
it forces you to realize that
these are not just photos,
2715
01:44:07,549 --> 01:44:09,383
they're not just words...
2716
01:44:09,385 --> 01:44:13,253
they affect real people
with real feelings
2717
01:44:13,255 --> 01:44:15,054
who feel real pain, just
like everybody else.
2718
01:44:15,056 --> 01:44:16,823
REPORTER: Ryan.
2719
01:44:16,825 --> 01:44:18,158
REPORTER 2: When are you gonna
talk about the baby, Ryan?
2720
01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:19,726
Ryan, Stewart, just a comment, please!
2721
01:44:19,728 --> 01:44:22,928
And the fact that those closest to me
2722
01:44:22,930 --> 01:44:24,931
would question my character
2723
01:44:24,933 --> 01:44:26,932
has led me to the decision
2724
01:44:26,934 --> 01:44:29,835
that I no longer want
to be part of a process
2725
01:44:29,837 --> 01:44:31,771
that tears people down for profit.
2726
01:44:31,773 --> 01:44:33,774
ELIZABETH: The photo is doctored.
2727
01:44:33,776 --> 01:44:35,776
You refused to give an interview,
2728
01:44:35,778 --> 01:44:38,043
they became vindictive...
2729
01:44:38,045 --> 01:44:40,112
SASHA: So from this moment on,
2730
01:44:40,114 --> 01:44:43,350
- (Phone dinging)
- Sasha's Secrets is no more.
2731
01:44:43,352 --> 01:44:45,886
♪ Is to help and love a man... ♪
2732
01:44:45,888 --> 01:44:47,387
I am strong.
2733
01:44:47,389 --> 01:44:49,054
I am... powerful.
2734
01:44:49,056 --> 01:44:50,624
I am beautiful. I am...
2735
01:44:50,626 --> 01:44:52,025
SASHA: This will be my final post.
2736
01:44:52,027 --> 01:44:53,427
- ...strong, I am powerful.
- (Phone dinging)
2737
01:44:53,429 --> 01:44:56,429
I am... beautiful, I...
2738
01:44:56,431 --> 01:44:59,098
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
2739
01:44:59,100 --> 01:45:02,102
SASHA: And to anyone
out there who I've hurt,
2740
01:45:02,104 --> 01:45:04,538
I truly am sorry.
2741
01:45:04,540 --> 01:45:07,877
♪ Give you all the things I can ♪
2742
01:45:10,077 --> 01:45:12,812
♪ If you're tying both ♪
2743
01:45:12,814 --> 01:45:16,482
♪ Of my hands... ♪
2744
01:45:16,484 --> 01:45:19,052
So you're just gonna
drop the mic on the blog
2745
01:45:19,054 --> 01:45:20,486
and bounce like that?
2746
01:45:20,488 --> 01:45:23,088
Thought it'd be best that way.
2747
01:45:23,090 --> 01:45:25,124
Sasha, how could you ever think that?
2748
01:45:25,126 --> 01:45:28,061
Look, I know it may be hard
to believe, but I didn't do it.
2749
01:45:28,063 --> 01:45:29,463
Simone hired her own photographer
2750
01:45:29,465 --> 01:45:31,464
to take them pictures and sell them to TMZ.
2751
01:45:31,466 --> 01:45:33,600
And you don't think we don't know that?
2752
01:45:33,602 --> 01:45:34,801
Come on.
2753
01:45:34,803 --> 01:45:37,803
- Well, you wasn't acting like it.
- Mm.
2754
01:45:37,805 --> 01:45:40,973
Look, I just want things
to be the way they were.
2755
01:45:40,975 --> 01:45:43,109
Shit, bitch, we all do.
2756
01:45:43,111 --> 01:45:44,844
- Yep.
- Find me a time machine
2757
01:45:44,846 --> 01:45:47,780
where we can go back to
living in a dorm together,
2758
01:45:47,782 --> 01:45:50,517
eating Top Ramen, drinking Mad Dog 20/20,
2759
01:45:50,519 --> 01:45:51,750
and I am there.
2760
01:45:51,752 --> 01:45:54,454
- (Laughs) - But we
some grown-ass women now,
2761
01:45:54,456 --> 01:45:55,955
and we got shit to do.
2762
01:45:55,957 --> 01:45:58,959
So buckle up, bitch, 'cause
we ain't letting you go.
2763
01:45:58,961 --> 01:46:00,930
You comin' with us,
you ain't goin' nowhere.
2764
01:46:03,599 --> 01:46:05,001
LISA: Come on.
2765
01:46:06,635 --> 01:46:08,971
(Car horns honking)
2766
01:46:10,706 --> 01:46:12,806
SASHA: Yo, Ryan's speech
is supposed to start
2767
01:46:12,808 --> 01:46:14,307
in 20 minutes.
2768
01:46:14,309 --> 01:46:16,008
We're not gonna make it.
2769
01:46:16,010 --> 01:46:17,444
Oh, yes, we are.
2770
01:46:17,446 --> 01:46:19,111
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
2771
01:46:19,113 --> 01:46:20,847
Let's go. We're gonna hoof this one.
2772
01:46:20,849 --> 01:46:22,781
- (Whining): Why?
- Let's do this.
2773
01:46:22,783 --> 01:46:24,284
Dina, come on.
2774
01:46:24,286 --> 01:46:25,552
- Come on!
- Come on!
2775
01:46:25,554 --> 01:46:27,987
- I don't want to be running in this heat.
- Dina!
2776
01:46:27,989 --> 01:46:29,455
- Come on!
- Come on!
2777
01:46:29,457 --> 01:46:31,024
- (Dina whines)
- We're running out of time!
2778
01:46:31,026 --> 01:46:33,125
- Come on, we got to make it.
- Quit whining. Come on.
2779
01:46:33,127 --> 01:46:34,660
DINA: This ain't no Woman's March.
2780
01:46:34,662 --> 01:46:36,732
I don't want to be walking.
2781
01:46:41,636 --> 01:46:43,503
WOMAN (Over speakers):
Ladies and gentlemen,
2782
01:46:43,505 --> 01:46:46,039
Hall of Fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.
2783
01:46:46,041 --> 01:46:48,040
(Cheering)
2784
01:46:48,042 --> 01:46:49,875
STEWART: Thank you!
2785
01:46:49,877 --> 01:46:51,177
Thank you!
2786
01:46:51,179 --> 01:46:54,013
Hello, Essence!
2787
01:46:54,015 --> 01:46:55,981
All right!
2788
01:46:55,983 --> 01:46:59,585
♪ ♪
2789
01:46:59,587 --> 01:47:01,221
How much further? Shit!
2790
01:47:01,223 --> 01:47:02,755
My bunion is killing me.
2791
01:47:02,757 --> 01:47:04,524
- We old as fuck.
- Oh, I ain't old,
2792
01:47:04,526 --> 01:47:05,859
I'm just tired as hell.
2793
01:47:05,861 --> 01:47:08,594
- Oh, look! Man bun! Man bun!
- Oh! Wait! Wait!
2794
01:47:08,596 --> 01:47:11,231
It is my honor and privilege
2795
01:47:11,233 --> 01:47:15,267
to introduce this year's
Essence keynote speaker.
2796
01:47:15,269 --> 01:47:17,436
Please welcome my rock...
2797
01:47:17,438 --> 01:47:18,938
You got this, right?
2798
01:47:18,940 --> 01:47:21,240
...the woman I am proud to call my wife,
2799
01:47:21,242 --> 01:47:23,109
Ryan Pierce.
2800
01:47:23,111 --> 01:47:24,714
(Cheering)
2801
01:47:28,951 --> 01:47:31,450
(Cheering, whooping)
2802
01:47:31,452 --> 01:47:33,089
(Laughs)
2803
01:47:35,122 --> 01:47:37,460
Okay, baby. Knock 'em dead.
2804
01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:40,593
(Cheering, whistling)
2805
01:47:40,595 --> 01:47:43,429
Oh, wow. (Laughs)
2806
01:47:43,431 --> 01:47:45,632
Thank you. Thank you.
2807
01:47:45,634 --> 01:47:46,700
LISA: Make a right right here.
2808
01:47:46,702 --> 01:47:48,067
Oh, no, n-no. Actually, make a left.
2809
01:47:48,069 --> 01:47:49,268
- (Tires screech)
- Oh, my goodness!
2810
01:47:49,270 --> 01:47:50,936
- (Horns honk)
- Please watch out for that car.
2811
01:47:50,938 --> 01:47:52,972
Jesus! That bump!
2812
01:47:52,974 --> 01:47:54,641
Sir, faster, faster, faster.
2813
01:47:54,643 --> 01:47:55,976
We need to get there.
2814
01:47:55,978 --> 01:47:58,445
Ooh! Yes! Yes!
2815
01:47:58,447 --> 01:48:01,548
Ooh, slow down, baby. Ooh, slow down, baby.
2816
01:48:01,550 --> 01:48:04,618
- Oh, man. You know what?!
- Come on, girl.
2817
01:48:04,620 --> 01:48:07,152
DINA: Ooh, yeah! You must be a butcher!
2818
01:48:07,154 --> 01:48:08,821
You got the meat!
2819
01:48:08,823 --> 01:48:11,156
Whew! Thank you, boo. Thank you.
2820
01:48:11,158 --> 01:48:12,659
Now, you call me, okay?
2821
01:48:12,661 --> 01:48:14,160
- You call.
- Let's go, let's go.
2822
01:48:14,162 --> 01:48:16,933
- I might be pregnant right now.
- Okay, let's get Ryan.
2823
01:48:18,065 --> 01:48:19,499
RYAN: Uh...
2824
01:48:19,501 --> 01:48:22,435
as most of you know, there
have been many questions
2825
01:48:22,437 --> 01:48:24,670
about the status of my marriage.
2826
01:48:24,672 --> 01:48:28,141
And I would like to put
those rumors to rest.
2827
01:48:28,143 --> 01:48:32,445
The picture that surfaced
this morning isn't real.
2828
01:48:32,447 --> 01:48:36,783
All allegations of infidelity are false.
2829
01:48:36,785 --> 01:48:38,951
My husband and I remain
2830
01:48:38,953 --> 01:48:41,855
in a loving, faithful marriage.
2831
01:48:41,857 --> 01:48:43,823
- WOMAN: Yeah!
- In fact...
2832
01:48:43,825 --> 01:48:45,691
- (Cheering, applause)
- RYAN: Yes! Thank you!
2833
01:48:45,693 --> 01:48:46,995
(Laughs)
2834
01:48:49,965 --> 01:48:51,597
DINA: Step back, fool!
2835
01:48:51,599 --> 01:48:55,203
SASHA: You... Dina, I don't... What?
2836
01:48:56,971 --> 01:49:00,039
LISA: Ooh. Oh, God. Oh.
2837
01:49:00,041 --> 01:49:02,709
Um... go ahead, Ryan.
2838
01:49:02,711 --> 01:49:05,512
Don't... don't mind us.
2839
01:49:05,514 --> 01:49:06,646
(Audience murmuring)
2840
01:49:06,648 --> 01:49:09,816
Um, in fact...
2841
01:49:09,818 --> 01:49:12,985
our marriage is...
2842
01:49:12,987 --> 01:49:15,054
stronger than ever.
2843
01:49:15,056 --> 01:49:17,193
- (Applause)
- (Quietly): Come on, Ry.
2844
01:49:19,694 --> 01:49:22,831
The foun... the foundation...
2845
01:49:24,532 --> 01:49:26,334
(Quietly): The foundation of...
2846
01:49:33,507 --> 01:49:35,344
I'm sorry, uh...
2847
01:49:37,245 --> 01:49:41,313
My agent wrote a very convincing statement
2848
01:49:41,315 --> 01:49:43,883
- for me to read to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2849
01:49:43,885 --> 01:49:45,218
And I really...
2850
01:49:45,220 --> 01:49:47,553
thought that I could go through with it,
2851
01:49:47,555 --> 01:49:50,089
because I have done such a...
2852
01:49:50,091 --> 01:49:53,595
great job of pretending
so many times before.
2853
01:49:54,996 --> 01:49:57,329
But...
2854
01:49:57,331 --> 01:50:00,033
there are some people...
2855
01:50:00,035 --> 01:50:02,835
when you see them...
2856
01:50:02,837 --> 01:50:05,704
you just can't pretend anymore.
2857
01:50:05,706 --> 01:50:08,074
Because they know...
2858
01:50:08,076 --> 01:50:09,845
you.
2859
01:50:11,345 --> 01:50:13,279
The real you.
2860
01:50:13,281 --> 01:50:17,517
And maybe that's why you
avoided seeing them...
2861
01:50:17,519 --> 01:50:19,221
for so long.
2862
01:50:21,756 --> 01:50:23,024
(Whispering): I'm sorry.
2863
01:50:24,960 --> 01:50:26,793
(Sighs)
2864
01:50:26,795 --> 01:50:28,397
Uh...
2865
01:50:30,732 --> 01:50:32,865
I'm not perfect.
2866
01:50:32,867 --> 01:50:35,401
I do not have it all.
2867
01:50:35,403 --> 01:50:37,137
- WOMAN: Okay.
- WOMAN 2: It's okay, Ryan.
2868
01:50:37,139 --> 01:50:40,205
In fact, my life is all kind of screwed up.
2869
01:50:40,207 --> 01:50:41,708
(People speaking indistinctly)
2870
01:50:41,710 --> 01:50:43,142
All right, maybe we should take...
2871
01:50:43,144 --> 01:50:45,311
Sit your ass down.
2872
01:50:45,313 --> 01:50:46,815
(Gasping, indistinct chatter)
2873
01:50:49,283 --> 01:50:50,784
Now.
2874
01:50:50,786 --> 01:50:53,085
- (Shouts, cheers)
- Yes! That part!
2875
01:50:53,087 --> 01:50:55,554
Finally! Finally!
2876
01:50:55,556 --> 01:50:57,126
DINA: Mm-hmm!
2877
01:51:00,828 --> 01:51:02,896
The picture is real.
2878
01:51:02,898 --> 01:51:04,429
(Low gasps, groans)
2879
01:51:04,431 --> 01:51:06,900
My husband is having an affair.
2880
01:51:06,902 --> 01:51:09,502
(Low chatter, people aw'ing)
2881
01:51:09,504 --> 01:51:13,438
When I first found out, I...
2882
01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:15,443
well, I felt a lot of things.
2883
01:51:16,778 --> 01:51:18,343
Betrayal, anger,
2884
01:51:18,345 --> 01:51:20,079
heartache.
2885
01:51:20,081 --> 01:51:22,582
But mostly fear.
2886
01:51:22,584 --> 01:51:24,784
Fear that my marriage was ending
2887
01:51:24,786 --> 01:51:26,654
and that I would be alone.
2888
01:51:27,788 --> 01:51:30,693
And I was... terrified of that.
2889
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:35,527
So terrified that...
2890
01:51:35,529 --> 01:51:39,665
I was willing to stay with
someone who betrayed my trust.
2891
01:51:39,667 --> 01:51:42,936
So terrified that I...
2892
01:51:42,938 --> 01:51:45,838
was willing to accept
2893
01:51:45,840 --> 01:51:48,842
being treated as less than I am.
2894
01:51:48,844 --> 01:51:50,810
And I know I'm not alone in this.
2895
01:51:50,812 --> 01:51:53,346
I know that there are a lot of us who stay
2896
01:51:53,348 --> 01:51:56,115
in bad relationships because
we have convinced ourselves
2897
01:51:56,117 --> 01:51:58,817
that being disrespected
is better than being alone.
2898
01:51:58,819 --> 01:52:02,554
But we shouldn't fear being alone,
2899
01:52:02,556 --> 01:52:05,191
because there is power in rediscovering
2900
01:52:05,193 --> 01:52:07,192
your own voice.
2901
01:52:07,194 --> 01:52:10,362
- WOMAN: Yes!
- And I had forgotten that.
2902
01:52:10,364 --> 01:52:14,400
I forgot that years before
I was... Stewart's wife,
2903
01:52:14,402 --> 01:52:16,071
I was Ryan.
2904
01:52:17,404 --> 01:52:19,838
A girl with her own ambitions
2905
01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:21,843
and her own dreams.
2906
01:52:23,912 --> 01:52:25,848
But luckily...
2907
01:52:28,183 --> 01:52:30,516
...my girls...
2908
01:52:30,518 --> 01:52:34,721
my girls... reminded me of that.
2909
01:52:34,723 --> 01:52:36,422
(Quietly): Flossy Posse.
2910
01:52:36,424 --> 01:52:40,826
They reminded me of my own worth...
2911
01:52:40,828 --> 01:52:42,395
- Damn right.
- Mm-hmm. - Yep.
2912
01:52:42,397 --> 01:52:46,769
...and that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.
2913
01:52:49,737 --> 01:52:53,239
No one has the power to shatter your dreams
2914
01:52:53,241 --> 01:52:55,775
unless you give it to them.
2915
01:52:55,777 --> 01:52:58,011
WOMAN: Ryan, speak.
2916
01:52:58,013 --> 01:53:01,847
And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.
2917
01:53:01,849 --> 01:53:04,284
(Audience assenting)
2918
01:53:04,286 --> 01:53:06,552
If anything,
2919
01:53:06,554 --> 01:53:09,254
I hope...
2920
01:53:09,256 --> 01:53:12,091
that me revealing my truth
2921
01:53:12,093 --> 01:53:15,430
inspires you to realize your own.
2922
01:53:19,434 --> 01:53:22,200
Thank you... for listening.
2923
01:53:22,202 --> 01:53:23,302
We love you, Ry!
2924
01:53:23,304 --> 01:53:24,637
- We love you, Ryan!
- We love you, Ryan!
2925
01:53:24,639 --> 01:53:25,871
We love you!
2926
01:53:25,873 --> 01:53:28,941
- ♪ ♪
- (Cheering)
2927
01:53:28,943 --> 01:53:30,144
WOMAN:
That-a-girl!
2928
01:53:32,913 --> 01:53:34,817
(Cheering continues)
2929
01:53:38,385 --> 01:53:41,620
- (Indistinct shouts)
- Flossy Posse!
2930
01:53:41,622 --> 01:53:43,925
(Cheering, whistling)
2931
01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:47,062
Whew!
2932
01:53:49,163 --> 01:53:52,231
WOMAN: We love you, girl!
2933
01:53:52,233 --> 01:53:53,769
(Crying): Okay...
2934
01:53:55,670 --> 01:53:57,439
(Clears throat, sniffles)
2935
01:54:01,943 --> 01:54:03,676
(Crowd chatter)
2936
01:54:03,678 --> 01:54:05,578
♪ ♪
2937
01:54:05,580 --> 01:54:06,849
(Sniffles)
2938
01:54:14,656 --> 01:54:17,255
I'm so sorry.
2939
01:54:17,257 --> 01:54:19,659
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.
2940
01:54:19,661 --> 01:54:21,960
I was... I was just so...
2941
01:54:21,962 --> 01:54:24,262
It's okay. It's okay.
2942
01:54:24,264 --> 01:54:27,165
You were so wonderful up there, so brave.
2943
01:54:27,167 --> 01:54:29,435
That was amazing.
2944
01:54:29,437 --> 01:54:32,704
We love you. None of that matters.
2945
01:54:32,706 --> 01:54:35,641
I love you, too, Lis.
2946
01:54:35,643 --> 01:54:37,379
- You my bitch for life!
- (Laughing)
2947
01:54:39,214 --> 01:54:41,617
(Laughs) I'm proud of you, boo.
2948
01:54:44,818 --> 01:54:47,387
Ryan...
2949
01:54:47,389 --> 01:54:49,989
I would never hurt you.
2950
01:54:49,991 --> 01:54:51,457
You have to believe me.
2951
01:54:51,459 --> 01:54:52,827
I know.
2952
01:54:54,129 --> 01:54:56,128
(Softly): I know.
2953
01:54:56,130 --> 01:54:57,295
Hug it out!
2954
01:54:57,297 --> 01:54:58,463
(Laughs): Yeah!
2955
01:54:58,465 --> 01:54:59,832
- Hug it out!
- Yeah...!
2956
01:54:59,834 --> 01:55:01,299
LISA AND DINA (Chanting): Flossy Posse!
2957
01:55:01,301 --> 01:55:03,869
- Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
- So good. So good up there.
2958
01:55:03,871 --> 01:55:07,140
♪ And look what I brought you. ♪
2959
01:55:07,142 --> 01:55:08,708
- Oh!
- (Laughter)
2960
01:55:08,710 --> 01:55:11,244
- Flossy Posse.
- Yeah. Come on, come on. - Oh! Yeah!
2961
01:55:11,246 --> 01:55:13,245
Nothing like this ugly-ass
vest to pick up your spirits.
2962
01:55:13,247 --> 01:55:15,248
- LISA: Look at that.
- (Laughter)
2963
01:55:15,250 --> 01:55:17,883
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2964
01:55:17,885 --> 01:55:20,253
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2965
01:55:20,255 --> 01:55:22,687
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2966
01:55:22,689 --> 01:55:25,223
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2967
01:55:25,225 --> 01:55:30,165
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house... ♪
2968
01:55:35,170 --> 01:55:37,035
Liz...
2969
01:55:37,037 --> 01:55:38,204
Wait.
2970
01:55:38,206 --> 01:55:39,871
(Exhales)
2971
01:55:39,873 --> 01:55:42,508
There's something I need to tell you.
2972
01:55:42,510 --> 01:55:45,511
It's Bethany... she...
2973
01:55:45,513 --> 01:55:47,112
Mm.
2974
01:55:47,114 --> 01:55:49,347
Oh, God, not this shit again.
2975
01:55:49,349 --> 01:55:50,682
Speak, woman.
2976
01:55:50,684 --> 01:55:53,386
She still wants to do the deal.
2977
01:55:53,388 --> 01:55:54,387
Yes!
2978
01:55:54,389 --> 01:55:55,454
What?
2979
01:55:55,456 --> 01:55:57,789
But... with just you.
2980
01:55:57,791 --> 01:56:01,593
- Oh! Even better. Even better.
- Yes! Yes!
2981
01:56:01,595 --> 01:56:04,463
It turns out single women
are an even bigger market.
2982
01:56:04,465 --> 01:56:06,265
- Hello? - Damn right!
- It's all about women!
2983
01:56:06,267 --> 01:56:07,600
Yeah!
2984
01:56:07,602 --> 01:56:09,869
(Excited chatter, laughter)
2985
01:56:09,871 --> 01:56:11,404
I-I'll do it!
2986
01:56:11,406 --> 01:56:14,807
- (Whoops) - I-I just
have one condition.
2987
01:56:14,809 --> 01:56:16,374
Hmm, yeah, what?
2988
01:56:16,376 --> 01:56:17,446
Hmm?
2989
01:56:19,746 --> 01:56:22,483
- Sasha, I want you to be my partner.
- (Gasps)
2990
01:56:23,617 --> 01:56:25,317
Are you serious?
2991
01:56:25,319 --> 01:56:26,718
I'm so serious.
2992
01:56:26,720 --> 01:56:28,154
Don't play with me.
2993
01:56:28,156 --> 01:56:30,455
I'm serious as a heart attack.
2994
01:56:30,457 --> 01:56:32,658
Yes! I'll be your partner!
2995
01:56:32,660 --> 01:56:34,496
- Yes!
- I'm gonna be the assistant!
2996
01:56:36,831 --> 01:56:41,066
Bring it in!
2997
01:56:41,068 --> 01:56:42,901
We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!
2998
01:56:42,903 --> 01:56:44,003
We're already rich!
2999
01:56:44,005 --> 01:56:45,737
Let's go!
3000
01:56:45,739 --> 01:56:47,740
MARIAH CAREY: Come on, ladies!
3001
01:56:47,742 --> 01:56:49,508
♪ Purple taking me higher ♪
3002
01:56:49,510 --> 01:56:52,445
♪ Boy, you've got me inspired ♪
3003
01:56:52,447 --> 01:56:55,580
♪ Baby, come and get it if
you're really feeling me ♪ Why?
3004
01:56:55,582 --> 01:56:58,817
- ♪ 'Cause it's my night ♪
- ♪ It's my night ♪
3005
01:56:58,819 --> 01:57:01,486
♪ No stress, no fights ♪
3006
01:57:01,488 --> 01:57:04,524
♪ I'm leaving it all behind... ♪
3007
01:57:04,526 --> 01:57:06,959
RYAN: Every group of friends
3008
01:57:06,961 --> 01:57:09,494
has that one experience that,
no matter where you are,
3009
01:57:09,496 --> 01:57:12,798
you carry it with you for life.
3010
01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:15,668
- We're a little older, a little wiser...
- (Whooping)
3011
01:57:15,670 --> 01:57:19,204
and we're still the
baddest chicks in the game.
3012
01:57:19,206 --> 01:57:20,705
(Beatboxing)
3013
01:57:20,707 --> 01:57:22,874
I don't know what the
future will bring...
3014
01:57:22,876 --> 01:57:24,509
Is hip-hop in the building or what?
3015
01:57:24,511 --> 01:57:26,678
...love or heartbreak,
3016
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:28,647
joy or pain,
3017
01:57:28,649 --> 01:57:30,348
but right now it's bright.
3018
01:57:30,350 --> 01:57:32,185
And the one thing
3019
01:57:32,187 --> 01:57:35,655
I know for sure is, my
girls will be there.
3020
01:57:35,657 --> 01:57:38,356
No matter who else
steps in the picture,
3021
01:57:38,358 --> 01:57:41,026
my girls are my constant.
3022
01:57:41,028 --> 01:57:44,163
They give me the
permission to be who I am,
3023
01:57:44,165 --> 01:57:46,164
and I am going to be me.
3024
01:57:46,166 --> 01:57:48,234
We're going to be us...
3025
01:57:48,236 --> 01:57:50,035
loving...
3026
01:57:50,037 --> 01:57:52,471
laughing...
3027
01:57:52,473 --> 01:57:54,539
worthy...
3028
01:57:54,541 --> 01:57:56,241
magical...
3029
01:57:56,243 --> 01:57:57,977
us.
3030
01:57:57,979 --> 01:58:00,213
(Camera clicks)
3031
01:58:00,215 --> 01:58:03,018
(Laughing): The
Flossy Posse is back.
3032
01:58:07,522 --> 01:58:09,521
DINA: You took a picture of it?
3033
01:58:09,523 --> 01:58:11,425
Girl, let us see it.
3034
01:58:14,394 --> 01:58:18,563
That is a beautiful penis.
3035
01:58:18,565 --> 01:58:21,100
- Wow.
- I smashed all over that thing.
3036
01:58:21,102 --> 01:58:23,168
(Laughing)
3037
01:58:23,170 --> 01:58:26,038
I just want to make that my wallpaper.
3038
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:28,039
And not on my phone.
3039
01:58:28,041 --> 01:58:29,508
(Laughing)
3040
01:58:29,510 --> 01:58:32,277
I want to be a fly on that wallpaper.
3041
01:58:32,279 --> 01:58:34,713
(All laughing, Dina coughing)
3042
01:58:34,715 --> 01:58:37,516
(Band playing upbeat jazz)
3043
01:58:37,518 --> 01:58:40,022
♪ ♪
3044
01:58:55,202 --> 01:58:58,271
WOMAN: Yay...!
3045
01:58:58,273 --> 01:59:00,742
♪ ♪
3046
01:59:03,278 --> 01:59:05,710
(Woman whoops)
3047
01:59:05,712 --> 01:59:08,550
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
3048
01:59:11,786 --> 01:59:13,221
(Whooping)
3049
01:59:26,166 --> 01:59:28,133
(Woman whoops)
3050
01:59:28,135 --> 01:59:30,569
♪ Do whatcha wanna ♪
3051
01:59:30,571 --> 01:59:33,138
♪ Hang on the corner. ♪
3052
01:59:33,140 --> 01:59:34,940
(Intro to Kehlani's "Thank You" playing)
3053
01:59:34,942 --> 01:59:38,343
♪ I never said that I
had it all figured out ♪
3054
01:59:38,345 --> 01:59:39,779
♪ I never said ♪
3055
01:59:39,781 --> 01:59:43,149
♪ I never said that I live
my days without doubt ♪
3056
01:59:43,151 --> 01:59:44,517
♪ I swear ♪
3057
01:59:44,519 --> 01:59:48,186
♪ All I've ever done was be honest ♪
3058
01:59:48,188 --> 01:59:50,356
♪ And stay modest ♪
3059
01:59:50,358 --> 01:59:52,490
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
3060
01:59:52,492 --> 01:59:55,628
♪ So this is a sincere, unscripted ♪
3061
01:59:55,630 --> 01:59:59,130
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
3062
01:59:59,132 --> 02:00:01,767
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
3063
02:00:01,769 --> 02:00:03,102
♪ I wanna be ♪
3064
02:00:03,104 --> 02:00:05,338
♪ Better than I was ♪
3065
02:00:05,340 --> 02:00:07,039
♪ Better than I am ♪
3066
02:00:07,041 --> 02:00:10,308
♪ So I say ♪
3067
02:00:10,310 --> 02:00:13,779
♪ All I'm trying to
say is I thank you ♪
3068
02:00:13,781 --> 02:00:15,280
♪ You, you, you, you ♪
3069
02:00:15,282 --> 02:00:16,949
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
3070
02:00:16,951 --> 02:00:18,683
♪ I thank you ♪
3071
02:00:18,685 --> 02:00:21,520
- ♪ You, you, you ♪
- ♪ All I'm trying to say is ♪
3072
02:00:21,522 --> 02:00:22,821
♪ I thank you ♪
3073
02:00:22,823 --> 02:00:24,222
♪ I never said ♪
3074
02:00:24,224 --> 02:00:26,392
♪ That I was done with my growth ♪
3075
02:00:26,394 --> 02:00:28,727
♪ I never said, I never said ♪
3076
02:00:28,729 --> 02:00:30,963
♪ That I was done doing the most ♪
3077
02:00:30,965 --> 02:00:32,464
♪ And I swear ♪
3078
02:00:32,466 --> 02:00:33,865
♪ All I've ever done ♪
3079
02:00:33,867 --> 02:00:36,168
♪ Was stay honest ♪
3080
02:00:36,170 --> 02:00:38,737
♪ Keep my promise ♪
3081
02:00:38,739 --> 02:00:40,673
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
3082
02:00:40,675 --> 02:00:43,508
♪ So here goes my
real life, unscripted ♪
3083
02:00:43,510 --> 02:00:47,178
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
3084
02:00:47,180 --> 02:00:49,749
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
3085
02:00:49,751 --> 02:00:51,049
♪ I wanna be ♪
3086
02:00:51,051 --> 02:00:53,319
♪ Better than I was ♪
3087
02:00:53,321 --> 02:00:55,053
♪ Greater than I am ♪
3088
02:00:55,055 --> 02:00:58,223
♪ So I say ♪
3089
02:00:58,225 --> 02:01:00,025
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
3090
02:01:00,027 --> 02:01:01,893
♪ I thank you ♪
3091
02:01:01,895 --> 02:01:04,562
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
3092
02:01:04,564 --> 02:01:06,565
♪ I thank you, oh, oh ♪
3093
02:01:06,567 --> 02:01:07,732
♪ You, you ♪
3094
02:01:07,734 --> 02:01:09,502
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
3095
02:01:09,504 --> 02:01:11,203
♪ I thank you ♪
3096
02:01:11,205 --> 02:01:13,204
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
3097
02:01:13,206 --> 02:01:14,240
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
3098
02:01:14,242 --> 02:01:15,341
♪ I thank you ♪
3099
02:01:15,343 --> 02:01:18,576
- ♪ Boy... ♪
- ♪ You, you ♪
3100
02:01:18,578 --> 02:01:22,515
♪ Hey, thank you for watching
me walk across the stage ♪
3101
02:01:22,517 --> 02:01:24,517
♪ For walking me
through my heartbreaks ♪
3102
02:01:24,519 --> 02:01:27,085
♪ Thanks for the love
every step of the way ♪
3103
02:01:27,087 --> 02:01:29,422
♪ With no support, this
wouldn't be as great ♪
3104
02:01:29,424 --> 02:01:32,223
♪ Thank you for making
me stronger than most ♪
3105
02:01:32,225 --> 02:01:34,226
♪ For taking it beyond my coast ♪
3106
02:01:34,228 --> 02:01:36,695
♪ Thank you for raising
your glass when I toast ♪
3107
02:01:36,697 --> 02:01:38,263
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
3108
02:01:38,265 --> 02:01:40,699
♪ I thank you ♪
3109
02:01:40,701 --> 02:01:43,201
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
3110
02:01:43,203 --> 02:01:45,771
♪ Thank you, whoa, oh ♪
3111
02:01:45,773 --> 02:01:47,807
♪ All I got to say is ♪
3112
02:01:47,809 --> 02:01:51,410
♪ I thank you... ♪
3113
02:01:51,412 --> 02:01:52,878
Thank you.
3114
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:55,647
(Laughs) Really.
3115
02:01:55,649 --> 02:01:57,450
♪ All I got to say is ♪
3116
02:01:57,452 --> 02:02:00,989
♪ I thank you. ♪