1 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,760 (BAND PLAYING) 2 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,520 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 3 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:09,730 And now let's welcome our hometown hero, 4 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:13,940 the next Governor of Washington, Al Donnelly. 5 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,570 (LOUD CHEERING) 6 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,860 MlKE ON PA: Attention, Buckley residents, 7 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,870 voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly. 8 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:27,160 He's the best man for the job. You can count on Al, that's for sure. 9 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,420 Hey, folks, if you're wondering who to vote for, 10 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,420 Al Donnelly's the man for the job. 11 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,710 (DOGS BARKING) 12 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:39,640 Time to go home now, little doggies. Nothing for you in this truck. No food. 13 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:45,930 Dogs, I want you to go home. Get off my bumper. 14 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:49,310 Come on. Jesus. 15 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,520 (SCREAMING) 16 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,400 Oh, God. 17 00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:00,240 Oh, my God. 18 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:05,620 What is it with you dogs? 19 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,460 You think this truck is in heat or something? 20 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:10,120 Get out of here. 21 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:15,300 You know, if I got the same welcome everywhere I went 22 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:20,380 that I get right here in my hometown, my candidacy would be a look. 23 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:27,600 (MlMlCKlNG DOG BARKING) 24 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:36,730 With your help, we will make it all the way to the Capitol! 25 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:44,490 - Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! - ALL: Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! 26 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:45,830 (BARKING) 27 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,080 (LAUGHING) 28 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:54,710 - Did you do this? - No, no, no, did you? 29 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,460 (GROWLING) 30 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,310 (EXCLAIMING) 31 00:03:11,810 --> 00:03:13,020 Oh, my God. 32 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:19,940 (EXCLAIMS) 33 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,360 Oh, my God. 34 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:26,120 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 35 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,870 (EXCLAIMING) 36 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,130 (GASPS) 37 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,470 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 38 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,180 Oh, there is a God. 39 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:51,890 Tell me that is not your brother. 40 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,350 What the hell is a marquee doing here? It's crazy. 41 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:03,510 Al, I'm so sorry, man. I don't know what happened. 42 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:04,580 Mike, forget about it. 43 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,370 What'd you think, it was a drive-in movie? 44 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,710 (BOTH LAUGHING) 45 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,160 (HONKING) 46 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,370 I could get some time off from the Rec Center. 47 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,580 They said it was no problem when I said I was gonna help with the campaign. 48 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:19,920 So I was thinking maybe I could go on the road with you and help out, or... 49 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,550 Look, Mike, Mike, I know you're behind me in this 1 00%, 50 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,430 but I kind of need some different help from you. 51 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:28,150 Oh, man, whatever you want, you know that. 52 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:29,810 The fighting Donnellys stick together. 53 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,840 That's right. All right. Listen, I've got a lot of good people in my corner. 54 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,010 They're smart people, and they want what we want. 55 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:38,860 And we're gonna get there, it's just gonna take some finesse. 56 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:42,330 I'll do anything. You just name it and I'll get started. 57 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:44,400 All right. And there's a lot to be done right here. 58 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,210 - I mean, like phone canvassing. - Right. 59 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:49,750 Stuff like this. Just stay put and I'll get you the details, all right? 60 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,660 - We're gonna do it, little brother? - Yeah. 61 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,080 All right. 62 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,620 - Come on. Let's go. - All the way, Governor. 63 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:09,470 Dock workers union. Come on. 64 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:12,850 Let me make myself clear. My brother is a priority. 65 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:16,060 Now let's just find someone in the organization. 66 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:20,810 Just as long as he or she is reliable and helps Mike make a contribution. 67 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:25,400 So just find someone and give them the assignment now. 68 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,090 - Fine. - STEVE: (ON lNTERCOM) Excuse me, 69 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:29,200 Mr. About to be Governor-Elect Donnelly. 70 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,030 This assignment you were just describing. 71 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,620 If someone were to volunteer for this gig and did the job well, 72 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:38,500 would he or she possibly earn a staff position in your new administration? 73 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:40,670 Steve, not now. 74 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:45,460 Hey. Yes, he or she most certainly would. 75 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,390 Then I am your man. 76 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,890 (PHONE RINGING) 77 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,310 Hi, there. This is Mike Donnelly, I work over here at the Recreational Center. 78 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,190 (CHUCKLING) To be honest with you, I pretty much run the place. 79 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:06,280 Is this Pat Giles? Good, good. 80 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:11,320 Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of Avery... Atwood. 81 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:15,450 Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit 82 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:19,710 about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly is a guy with a dream. 83 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:22,670 His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. 84 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,920 Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? 85 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,670 Between you, me and the wall, I had a doozy myself last night. 86 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,050 (CHUCKLING) 87 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:32,800 Get this, a corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, 88 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:37,060 a Flemish peasant woman whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, 89 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:38,180 a circus midget, 90 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:42,520 my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck. 91 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:45,110 I don't know... Are you crying? 92 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,490 Oh, my lord. I am sorry. Honey, please don't... 93 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:54,570 Could you get your daddy on the phone? No, don't hang up. Please. 94 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:56,080 (DIAL TONE DRONING) 95 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:00,540 Whoa! 96 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:04,420 All right, I want a 32 belly option on two, on two. 97 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,170 Ready? Break. 98 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:14,340 Hut one. Hut two. Let's do it. 99 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:15,890 (YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 100 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,060 (WHOOPING) Yes! 101 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:27,520 Yeah. Hey, little girls. I'm gonna buy my mamma a new house. 102 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:29,190 (WHOOPING) 103 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,120 - This sucks. These teams aren't fair. - What's the matter, Sullivan? 104 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,200 You mad 'cause you found out the new kid got an arm? 105 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:43,670 - Suckers take the walk. - Screw this. I quit. 106 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,750 Fine then. Here's to the winners. 107 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,720 Yeah. Kemp, fake head butt. DeSalvo, fake head butt. 108 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,130 New kid, fake head butt. 109 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,430 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) You broke my nose! 110 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,310 There's so much blood. 111 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:01,850 Mr. Donnelly, I swear, I did not mean to do it. Please. 112 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,270 Ketchup packet. 113 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,440 (BOYS CHUCKLING) 114 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,520 Come on, guys, this is weird. Let's go play some kickball. 115 00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:09,360 Yeah, come on, man. 116 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,610 Forget those guys. 117 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,860 What's your name? 118 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,990 - Scott Colleary. - Colleary? 119 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,620 - You got a hell of an arm, Colleary. - Thanks. 120 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:22,870 Yeah. 121 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:26,330 - Don't worry about those guys. - Yeah, they don't like me too much. 122 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:29,710 - Is your mom picking you up? - My mom and dad got a divorce. 123 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,300 I have to live with my grandma now. 124 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:42,140 Oh, come on. Label your streets like the rest of the country. 125 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,900 Oh. Buddy, are you okay? 126 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:53,820 I'm not that far from dragging you out of the car and beating you into dust. 127 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,700 You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go. 128 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:02,660 I can go to your mama's and start a small fire in her panties. 129 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,460 Now, are you ready to get out of the car? 130 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,500 - Oh, no, sir. - Get off, sir, come on. 131 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,500 You know what? That was my fault, and I'm really sorry. 132 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:14,710 Here, I got something for you. It's kind of a souvenir. Oh, here it is. 133 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,180 Goodbye. 134 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,810 Oh, shit. I don't believe this. 135 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,270 Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy. 136 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:42,950 Hey! 137 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:49,000 - That's my grandma, Mrs. Oneacre. - Hi, ma'am. 138 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:52,920 Bet you made some nice friends today, huh? 139 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,460 SCOTT: See you. 140 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,340 Scott. 141 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,970 God gave you a hell of a throwing arm, 142 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:04,020 and I'll be damned if I'll let that go to waste. 143 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:06,590 I want you out on the football field, you and me, every day, 144 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,290 - working on your game. How's that? - Sure. 145 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:11,270 Nice to meet you, ma'am. 146 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,710 - Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Robbie. 147 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:34,710 I spoke to Anderson at the theater, he wants me to lock you up. 148 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,670 I bet your brother's righteously pissed, huh? 149 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,240 No, he was pretty cool as usual. 150 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,440 I wanna show you something. Come here, check this out. 151 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:45,990 In fact, I'm gonna be working with one of his top guys. 152 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:54,230 Whoa! Nitrous Oxide boosters. This thing must haul major ass. 153 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:56,400 You could say that. 154 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,700 Oh, great. 155 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,240 Damn it. 156 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,020 Get out of my way, buddy. 157 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:12,090 You know what, lady? I got something for you. 158 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,180 - A souvenir for you here. - Yes? 159 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:17,880 (SIGHING) Never mind. Forget it. 160 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,550 Well, what are you doing? Playing pocket pool there, son? 161 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:25,550 - Excuse me. - Hey, you got a little chubby going there. 162 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:27,970 Dream on, you little fart. 163 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,780 Please don't be Mike Donnelly. 164 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,740 - Hi. - Hey. 165 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,700 I'm Steve Dodds, one of your brother's advisors. 166 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:54,370 - His top advisor, actually. - Wow. It's great to meet you. 167 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,210 Nice to... Nice to see you. 168 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,590 Al, your brother, told me to drop everything, come down here, 169 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:04,880 kind of get you organized for the final push for the big election. 170 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:08,680 Well, let's get to it. Team Donnelly gonna kick a little Tracy butt. 171 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,810 (EXCLAIMING) 172 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:13,600 What I thought is, we'd start with the supermarket down here 173 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,810 and canvass that area first. 174 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,520 - I... - Yeah, no, no, no, trust me on this one, 175 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,800 - it's a good idea. - But... 176 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,170 Listen, I'm running this show. 177 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,340 You've gotta take my advice. I know what I'm doing. 178 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,070 (GROANING) 179 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,620 - Do you have to go to the bathroom? - Please pop the hood. 180 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,160 - Please. - Oh, your thumbs! The hood. 181 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,830 Okay. What latch? Where do you want me to... 182 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,170 Just pop the hood! Please! 183 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,010 Popping the hood. 184 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,510 Good afternoon, sir. We'd like you to vote for Al Donnelly for governor. 185 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,020 - We appreciate it. - Yeah, thanks. 186 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,190 Hi, ma'am. 187 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,690 Vote for Donnelly. 188 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,650 Sorry. 189 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,110 Listen, I think it's better if we bring the energy down a tad. 190 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,700 Are you kidding me? These are potential voters. It's showmanship. 191 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,160 You gotta go out and get them. Watch and learn. 192 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:16,620 - Hi, folks! Vote for Donnelly! - Good God, man! 193 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,630 - Here, let me get that for you, sir. - Look, I drove down here, 194 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,710 I think I can put the groceries in the trunk. 195 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,880 A little help from the Donnelly campaign. 196 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,590 Back off, buster. 197 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,760 - Come on, Mother. - Let me help you, sir. 198 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,560 - Get in the car, dear. - All right, Mother. 199 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,980 Folks, I'm having a little trouble here. 200 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,490 Help! Help, please! 201 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,990 He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine. 202 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,740 Floor it, Harold. 203 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,830 (SCREAMING) 204 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:58,670 I can't, I can't... Help! 205 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:05,840 - Good, I think I've lost him. - MIKE: Stop! Please! 206 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,440 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 207 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,610 Okay. 208 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,150 - Good first day. - Yeah. 209 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,580 TRACY: Washington State. Isn't it a great place to raise a family? 210 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:40,540 That's because, for the last eight years, I've worked very hard as your governor, 211 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:45,380 to make sure our state is clean, safe and fiscally sound. 212 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:49,050 If reelected to a third term, I'll do my best as your governor 213 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:53,470 to make sure that all the hopes and dreams of Washingtonians come true. 214 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:55,930 - MAN: Cut. - I need a break. 215 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,770 I'll be right back. 216 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,560 Did you get the latest polls? 217 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,480 Donnelly's brother took a campaign van on a rampage. 218 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,590 He can't get a break, even in his hometown. 219 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:08,050 He doesn't need a break. They just gained another two points. 220 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,850 We're all right. A lot can be done in a week. 221 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,910 (SIGHING) If we don't do something soon, he'll be living here. 222 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,080 Who left this crap in here? 223 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,920 - Promise me you'll stay in the car. - I promise. 224 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,650 What do we got here? A tall, cool one. 225 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,400 Yeah. 226 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,690 Go for it. 227 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,940 I wanna get wrecked! 228 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,530 (ALL LAUGHING) 229 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,070 Check it out. 230 00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:58,870 Yeah, man. 231 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:08,710 Smoking, snorting, shooting, sucking, toking, popping, dropping. 232 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,210 Let's do a little dance. 233 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:15,800 I'll party with you! 234 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:20,100 - The kid's a star. - No, he's a gold mine. 235 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,060 MIKE: (EXCLAIMING) Horseshit. 236 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,690 ROGER: Front page. 237 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,270 - Jesus, Mike. - It's not as bad as it looks. 238 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:33,400 It turns out that he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs. 239 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,390 Well, can you get the paper to print a retraction? 240 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:38,890 Yeah, sure, and they'll run it on page 36 in about two weeks. 241 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,580 Al, you can take this election. 242 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,870 But your brother is creating his own media feeding frenzy 243 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,960 and all of it is negative! We've got to put a lid on him. 244 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,300 You're right, you're right, but he doesn't deserve to be exiled. 245 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,630 You just tell Steve to watch him like a hawk 246 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,850 and to keep the reporters at bay. 247 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,180 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 248 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:06,020 Welcome, Washington Teacher's Association. 249 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,440 Welcome. 250 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:14,030 TRACY: Washington has the most beautiful forests in America, 251 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:18,700 and I am proud to be an honorary Clark County lumberjack. 252 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,030 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 253 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,130 - The tree's not falling. - Yeah, I know. 254 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,460 Don't let anyone ever tell you your job is easy. 255 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,640 Oh, my God! 256 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,300 You make the call. The rest is for damage control. You stay put. 257 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,420 That's just great. Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. 258 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,780 Excuse us for just a moment. 259 00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:58,500 What the hell happened? That tree was supposed to go down on the first whack. 260 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,220 Well, I thought you covered really well. 261 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,870 (SIGHING) You're just lucky some kid didn't get his head cracked wide open. 262 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,370 - Yes, ma'am. - Did you get the numbers in? 263 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,040 Hot off the wire. 264 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,090 Donnelly's leveled off. 265 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,630 Mmm-hmm, we're dead even. Look at this. 266 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,260 Front page. 267 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:20,300 (GASPING) Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton, 268 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,600 Billy Carter and Ronald Reagan's entire family rolled into one. 269 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,930 (CHUCKLING) 270 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,640 Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment 271 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:30,810 into the realm of serious effect. 272 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,160 Are you ready to play the game? 273 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,740 - I've got some pretty nasty ideas. - Good. Act on them. 274 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,660 - I've been fired. - What? Why? 275 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:45,700 He said the Rec Center's state-funded. 276 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:49,710 He can't afford to be associated with any kind of a scandal, 277 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,540 especially one involving kids and drugs. 278 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,540 He said that he stood up for me, 279 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,880 but word came from the top for me to clear out my locker and get out. 280 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,640 It's crazy, man. I don't know what to say. 281 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,220 I love this job. I've been here since the place opened. 282 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,850 And then they just... 283 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:16,480 Dude, can I get a couple of minutes just to, you know, 284 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:19,320 - clear some of the gear out? - Yeah, sure. 285 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,450 Hey, I'm sorry, man. Take your time. 286 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,850 (DISTANT WHISPERING) 287 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:42,320 Hey, fellas, how's it going? Can I help you? 288 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,780 (LAUGHING) 289 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,780 Hey, Mike, how's things? 290 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,910 Kind of pissed off about losing your job, huh? 291 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,540 All right, pal, what's going on here? 292 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:55,790 You know, you really shouldn't play with matches. 293 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:59,130 Hey! What the hell are you doing? 294 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,170 (EXCLAIMING) 295 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,670 Oh, God! 296 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,590 (GRUNTING) 297 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,060 Shit! 298 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,270 Oh, my God! 299 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:27,360 - Why in the hell... No! - Mike, how the hell did this happen? 300 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,860 (SIREN WAILING) 301 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,790 Robbie, you know I didn't do this! 302 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,130 Jesus, Mike, give me some credit, will you? Did you see who did it? 303 00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,960 Two guys. I don't know who they were. 304 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,260 Yeah, well, they didn't count on me getting here first. 305 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:49,050 Look, you guys get out of here, and when the troopers arrive, 306 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:52,220 I'll just tell them I didn't find anybody here, all right? 307 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,850 - Go ahead, take off! - Thanks, Robbie. 308 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,560 - I owe you one, man. - Call me later. 309 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,690 Fish, this is Mieghem. I'm down here at the Pierce County Rec Center. 310 00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:06,690 Send fire units and a backup. Look, I'm the only one down here! 311 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,950 Well, did he do it or not? 312 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,990 Kovary, on that subject, I would have to lean toward the negative. 313 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,080 I know what you're saying. 314 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,370 Give me the phone, Roger. Steve, it's Al. What is going on? 315 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,870 Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion, 316 00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:23,130 - when I got to the... - Let me talk to my brother. 317 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:26,840 Al, I know how this must look, but I had nothing to do with that fire. 318 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:30,530 I loved that place! It was my life! You got to believe me! 319 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,910 Of course I believe you, man. You had to have been set up, 320 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,130 and we're gonna get to the bottom of this right now! 321 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,800 We have a game plan, don't we, Roger? 322 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,650 Just tell me what to do and I'll do it. 323 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,410 Roger and Steve are gonna work this out. 324 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:46,190 Mike, don't worry. Everything is gonna be okay, I promise. 325 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,110 Thanks, Al. Thanks. 326 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:53,070 - Steve here. - Meet me downstairs in the lobby. 327 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:58,580 Dodds? Listen to me very carefully. 328 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:05,630 We have got to keep this bozo under wraps until the election is over. 329 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,170 Now, I want you to do exactly as I tell you. 330 00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:10,760 Yeah. Okay, keep talking. 331 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,590 I know a place way outside of town. 332 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:47,420 - All right! Bunk beds! I got dibs on top. - Okay. 333 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,510 STEVE: First class, right? 334 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,930 - What's that black thing? - What? 335 00:23:58,390 --> 00:23:59,850 I don't know. 336 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:03,850 - Touch it. - What? You touch it. 337 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,110 - You afraid? - No, I'll touch it. 338 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:11,240 - You totally didn't touch it. - Well, then you touch it. 339 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,700 - I will if you will. - All right. 340 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:15,740 (SCREECHING) 341 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,870 - Whoa! - Whoa! 342 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:19,290 Man! Oh, my God! 343 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,790 - What is that? - It's Ozzy Osborne! 344 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,870 Oh, my God! 345 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,880 - Whoa. - I think it's gone. 346 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,590 I hate those damn things. 347 00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:32,970 Oh, man! 348 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,680 (SCREAMING) 349 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:40,310 It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies! I'm stuck! I'm stuck! 350 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,730 Come on! 351 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,450 I got an idea, okay? 352 00:24:54,530 --> 00:24:58,450 I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights. Bats are attracted to light. 353 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:02,040 He'll fly in the fridge, I close the door, end of story. 354 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,160 That's moths, you dumb-ass, not bats. 355 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,250 Yeah, moths. 356 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:07,830 (EXCLAIMS) 357 00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:11,000 Watch this. 358 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:24,310 That's it. 359 00:25:30,190 --> 00:25:33,530 - I think I got it! - No way. 360 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,360 - I think it's in there. - Well, then look! 361 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,030 You look. 362 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:42,330 All right, we'll both look together. 363 00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:47,500 One, two, three! 364 00:25:49,210 --> 00:25:50,540 You idiot! 365 00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:54,670 You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron! 366 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,010 You take a mop, a broom... 367 00:25:58,130 --> 00:25:59,390 Oh, God! 368 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,590 (SCREAMING) 369 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,970 Oh, God! 370 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,250 - Get this thing off of me! - Wait, wait, wait. 371 00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:12,370 What the hell are you... 372 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:13,610 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) 373 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:17,740 Why are you hitting me? It's gnawing at my skull! 374 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,410 For God's sakes! 375 00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:25,660 - Die! Die! - Please! You're aggravating it! 376 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:30,500 (CRYING) Why are you kicking me? 377 00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:33,420 I can't see a damn thing! 378 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,110 STEVE: Die! MIKE: Jesus! 379 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,300 STEVE: I think I nailed it. 380 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,460 (BAT SCREECHING) 381 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,680 God, I don't believe it! I missed it! He's still alive! 382 00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:41,730 MIKE: Can we please try my idea? 383 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,640 Come on, boy! Pull the thing tight so it gets in there! 384 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:50,690 - I'm trying! - Well, try harder! Stay over there! 385 00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:51,800 You moron! 386 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,220 - Okay, it's flying in there! - Get in! 387 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,420 - It's flying in there! - Get in! 388 00:26:54,430 --> 00:26:57,130 Okay, it's flying right in the middle! Oh, my God, it touched my hand. 389 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:58,940 If this doesn't work, I'm sleeping in the car. 390 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:02,780 Stay there! Okay, okay, it's right in the middle! Okay, we got it? 391 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:06,240 We got it? We got it? It's out of there! 392 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:09,710 (SIGHS) 393 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:13,080 Good night, Steve. 394 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,460 Good night, Mike. 395 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,590 The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's. 396 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,340 He let him leave and never even reported seeing him in there, 397 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:26,060 so Mike was never linked to the fire. 398 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:30,180 Neuschwander, are you finished stirring that drink, 399 00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:33,560 or is this some kind of fucking science experiment? 400 00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:36,440 Now, I realize that you must stick close together 401 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,780 because you share a common goddamn backbone, 402 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,070 but I wanna see some movement! 403 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:44,070 Now! 404 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:50,330 This is great. There's 1,502 registered voters in Garfield County. 405 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:52,040 Go get them, Al. 406 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:56,090 Hey, pretty good day. No screw-ups. Keep up the good work. 407 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,090 I'm gonna go take a squeege. 408 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:06,510 (SCREAMING) 409 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,770 God! 410 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,320 (Beeping) 411 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,120 (SIGHS) 412 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:39,340 (GRUNTS) 413 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:45,340 (CHITTERING) 414 00:28:57,730 --> 00:28:59,230 What is wrong? 415 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,950 Something tells me I want this car to just keep driving. 416 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,530 Hey, gang. 417 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:15,160 Is there an Opie convention in town? 418 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420 (CHUCKLES) 419 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:20,790 - I'm kidding. - You're not from around here, huh? 420 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:25,550 - You know what? I am. Born and raised. - Nope. Can't be true. 421 00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:34,180 BOY: Fire! 422 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:39,980 (LAUGHING) 423 00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:52,200 Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first! 424 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,490 (TIRES SCREECHING) 425 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,460 Vote for Donnelly! 426 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:03,550 (ECHOING) 427 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:08,050 Every vote counts. 428 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,470 (SCREAMING) 429 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,610 (GRUNTING) 430 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:26,900 (PANTING) 431 00:30:29,990 --> 00:30:31,660 (LAUGHING) 432 00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:34,830 (SCREAMING) 433 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:36,450 No, no, no, no! 434 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,510 Thank you, little roots. Please stay strong. 435 00:31:14,450 --> 00:31:17,290 What in the hell was that all about? 436 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,390 Yeah, well, you little freaks better be careful, 437 00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:36,310 'cause next time, I don't go down so easy. 438 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:39,470 Next time I'm gonna be like, "You wanna spray me? How about this?" 439 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:45,440 Arm grab! Snap kick! Side kick! Rabbit punch! 440 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:51,280 Rabbit punch into pile-driver! That's right, my friend, it's a pile-driver! 441 00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:55,990 Who else? Who else wants some? You? Sleeper hold! Yeah. Yeah. 442 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,290 Hey, that's my car. 443 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,340 It's that same asshole. 444 00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,500 (EXCLAIMS) 445 00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,050 (PHONE RINGING) 446 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,680 (IMITATES BIRD CALLING) 447 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,760 What the hell was that? 448 00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:30,980 Whoa, what happened to you? You fall into some mud or something? 449 00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:32,490 Yeah, I did. 450 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:35,570 And I'm gonna be rich, because I'm the only person on Earth 451 00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:38,120 who knows where you can find white mud. 452 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,620 I didn't say "mud," I said "crud." You fall into some crud or something? 453 00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:44,890 I can get some water, wipe off that crud. 454 00:32:44,890 --> 00:32:46,910 Come on, Mike. I'm not one of your eight-year-olds 455 00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:48,040 that's gonna believe that. 456 00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:50,860 - Shut up, Steve. Where'd you go? - Make a phone call. 457 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:53,300 Hey, remember I told you about that guy that stole my car? 458 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,020 - Yeah. - He lives about a mile from here, 459 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:58,710 - he's driving it. - Well, let's go get it back. 460 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,310 Uh-uh. You don't want that kind of trouble. This guy is unstable at best. 461 00:33:02,390 --> 00:33:05,390 You can't keep running away from things. You got to be tough. 462 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,730 (SCREAMING) 463 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:14,070 Snakes! No! One looked at me! 464 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,070 Check your underpants! I hate those things! 465 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,620 - Shit! It gets worse every second. - I hate snakes! 466 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,920 (SCREAMING) 467 00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:35,630 Whoa! Check it out. 468 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,260 Jump in, wash that crap off. 469 00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:41,470 There's probably piranha in there. This place is a nightmare. 470 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,770 Get tough, Nancy boy. Jump in. 471 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,100 I don't see you going in. 472 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,070 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 473 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,530 - Where'd you go? - MIKE: Hello, Washington! 474 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:02,700 (EXCLAIMING) 475 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,040 (ROARS) 476 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,460 (BIRDS SHRIEKING) 477 00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:40,660 (STEVE HUMMING) 478 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:42,030 (CHUCKLING) 479 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,450 This is great. 480 00:34:43,530 --> 00:34:47,290 I've never won three games in a row. I hardly ever play checkers. 481 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:51,080 Yeah, yeah, well, you know, it's kind of easy to win 482 00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:57,010 when you never move your back row, ever! 483 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,840 God! Come on! 484 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:03,930 Okay, well, where would you want me to move this one? 485 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,850 There. 486 00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:12,600 King me! 487 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:14,150 (CHUCKLING) 488 00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:18,940 Okay, move this one here. It's safe, I swear. It's safe. 489 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,990 That wasn't safe at all. What an idiot. 490 00:35:24,410 --> 00:35:26,830 - Oh, this is fun. - Yeah, yeah, it was. 491 00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:32,210 (RUMBLING) 492 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:41,220 What's going on? 493 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,510 That's not normal. 494 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:51,060 MIKE: God! 495 00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:56,730 (STEVE GROANING) 496 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,710 How the hell did that happen? 497 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,010 (GROANING) 498 00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,260 Oh, man. 499 00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:35,850 - This place is trashed. - Check this out. 500 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:39,230 This whole fridge is held up here just by this plug. 501 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:41,610 (SCREAMING) 502 00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:46,620 (MIKE GROANING) 503 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,580 You okay? 504 00:36:57,630 --> 00:36:59,170 I'm just dandy! 505 00:36:59,710 --> 00:37:02,960 I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! 506 00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:06,840 We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy. 507 00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:14,350 MIKE: This sucks. I can't believe I forgot to call Scott Colleary. 508 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,900 Good luck getting out. It's never gonna work. 509 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:19,520 Yes, it will. All you need to do is get a signal. 510 00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:20,770 (DIALING) 511 00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:26,910 (Beeping) 512 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:33,870 (PHONE RINGING) 513 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,410 - WOMAN: Hello? - Hello? 514 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,170 - Hello? - Hello! 515 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:38,750 - Hello? - Miss Oneacre? 516 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:40,500 - Yes. - Hello, Miss Oneacre... 517 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:43,000 Yes. Miss Oneacre. 518 00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:48,510 Hello? Are you there? Hello, this is Mrs. Oneacre. Are you there? 519 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:53,600 Miss Oneacre, this is Mike Donnelly. Is Scott there? 520 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,400 - No, he's not here. - Oh, jeez. I had to leave town. 521 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,700 Could you tell him I'm sorry and I'll make it up to him? 522 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,790 - Yes, I'll give him the message. - Okay, don't forget to tell him now. 523 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,460 - Bye-bye. - Hello? 524 00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:31,640 Good night, Steve. 525 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,760 Good night, Mike. 526 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,560 (WIND HOWLING) 527 00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,520 (CREAKING) 528 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,490 (SNORING) 529 00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:48,780 (RATTLING) 530 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:54,580 (EXCLAIMS) 531 00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,580 (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN) 532 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,120 Oh, man! 533 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:06,250 - Oh, God! - I don't like this, Mike. Mike? 534 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,800 (MIKE EXCLAIMING) 535 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,800 (BOTH SCREAMING) 536 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,520 This sucks! 537 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:25,110 - Good night, Steve. - Good night, Mike. 538 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,490 (PATTERING) 539 00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:54,010 Hey, Mike, "I got dibs on top bunk." 540 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,300 Shut up! 541 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,390 (CHUCKLING) 542 00:39:57,970 --> 00:40:00,430 - Oh, I love it. - Why don't you shut up? 543 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,730 Hello, Washington! How's the weather up there, buddy? 544 00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:06,060 Shut up! 545 00:40:06,150 --> 00:40:07,480 (STEVE CHUCKLING) 546 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,530 Oh, no. 547 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:12,860 (MIKE SCREAMS) 548 00:40:12,950 --> 00:40:13,950 (STEVE GRUNTS) 549 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,830 (PHONE RINGING) 550 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:21,410 - ROGER: Hello. - Hey, Roger? How you doing? 551 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,160 It's Mike Donnelly. Is Al there? 552 00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,130 Gee, Mike, Al's kind of busy right now. 553 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:30,630 Yeah, I know. I just wanted to, you know, tell him, 554 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,090 I'm working my tail off for him up here, 555 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:36,340 and there's no way AI's gonna lose Garfield County. 556 00:40:36,430 --> 00:40:39,430 Yeah, that's great. I'll be sure to tell him. Thanks for ringing up. 557 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:43,140 Come on, Roger, let me talk to Al. It's only gonna take a minute. 558 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,350 Al doesn't wanna speak to you. 559 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:49,860 What do you mean, Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why? 560 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,440 Listen very carefully to me, Mike. 561 00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:55,410 You know what Al calls you when you're not around here? 562 00:40:55,950 --> 00:40:59,530 The idiot, okay? All right? Is that blunt enough for you? 563 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,830 You are not going to speak to him now. 564 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,120 And as far as I'm concerned, if I had my way, 565 00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:06,580 you wouldn't speak to him after he's elected Governor! 566 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,890 Kovary. Man, that guy's a dick. 567 00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:23,600 Who is he to say I can't talk to my own brother? 568 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:25,310 You know? 569 00:41:26,190 --> 00:41:29,520 I'm gonna go down there and straighten this thing out. 570 00:41:29,610 --> 00:41:31,820 What do you think about that, Steve? 571 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:35,360 Al's speaking at that Rock the Vote concert in Seattle. 572 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:37,610 Steve? 573 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,240 What do you think if I went down there... 574 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,510 (WHIMPERING) 575 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,760 Oh, that's sad. 576 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,320 (BACKSLIDER PLAYING) 577 00:42:28,790 --> 00:42:30,290 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 578 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:46,770 Hey, buddy, I was already in. Hey, it's cool. I was in. 579 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,810 Where's the fire? 580 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:53,570 Dude, we pay these bands' salaries by buying a ticket to this shit! 581 00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:55,020 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 582 00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:57,860 Okey dokey, come on. 583 00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:00,950 Son, I'd like you to step away from this vector 584 00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:03,410 and get into a different coordinate, pronto. 585 00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:06,140 There's no access for you in this quadrant. 586 00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:10,010 Man, why don't you goosestep on down to the women and children over there 587 00:43:10,010 --> 00:43:12,030 and give them your little power trip? All right? 588 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,950 'Cause they might be impressed by it, asshole! 589 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,250 - Yeah! - Young fella, 590 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:17,670 I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it 591 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,800 onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! 592 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,300 I will dance with you inside of the six-sided ring of fire 593 00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:27,560 unless you move from this area far and fast! 594 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,930 Now! 595 00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:32,150 Wow. 596 00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,530 Man, I liked that move. 597 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,200 Yeah, I learned it in the '84 Bounce-Off over at Laguna Beach. 598 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,200 The one Mr. T hosted. 599 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,410 Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. The same one. 600 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,200 (INAUDIBLE) 601 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,010 Wow! 602 00:44:00,050 --> 00:44:01,550 Whoops-a-daisy. 603 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:05,720 I was looking for my brother, Al Donnelly. 604 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,890 He's around here somewhere. 605 00:44:08,350 --> 00:44:12,060 So you fellas are performers or... 606 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:18,400 No, thanks. I never touch the stuff. 607 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:23,030 There's enough in the air here to get everybody high. 608 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,280 Besides, it gives you the munchies. 609 00:44:25,370 --> 00:44:27,620 (BUBBLING) God knows I don't need that. 610 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:28,740 (CHUCKLING) 611 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,160 But... 612 00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:35,710 ANNOUNCER: Rock The Vote presents Mudhoney! 613 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,230 Rodge, I don't think these kids wanna hear me talk about bond issues, man. 614 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,360 Al, we are lucky to be a part of this. Just go out, tell the kids to vote, 615 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,320 do an interview with some MTV person, and we're out of here. 616 00:45:07,410 --> 00:45:08,620 All right. 617 00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:11,830 (POISONED WATER POISONS MlND PLAYING) 618 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,500 So, he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" 619 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,210 (ALL LAUGHING) 620 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:09,050 I love you guys. This is fun. 621 00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:14,020 So, anyway, what you're saying, 622 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,900 I'm the Man, Whitey, 623 00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:21,860 - and you guys are the victims... - Yeah. 624 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:26,900 ...of a tyrannical, racist, oppressive society! 625 00:46:26,990 --> 00:46:29,070 - That's right, man. - Yes, that's right. 626 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,030 Man, that sucks! 627 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,870 I'm gonna talk to some people and straighten this out, man! 628 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,460 'Cause this is a bunch of bullshit! 629 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,500 - All right? - All right! 630 00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:44,460 Yeah! I'm gonna go get them! 631 00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:47,010 - Kick ass, Whitey! - Yeah! 632 00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,640 - So when do I go on? - I don't know, six, seven minutes. 633 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,270 - Just relax. - All right. All right. 634 00:46:58,350 --> 00:47:01,270 - Straighten your tie. - Should I lose the tie? 635 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,650 - Loosen the tie. - Just take it down. 636 00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:05,070 - Chill. - Take it down. 637 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,700 (CHEERING) 638 00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:19,410 MIKE: All right! 639 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:22,000 (WHOOPING) 640 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,500 Yeah, man! I love you guys! 641 00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:28,460 - Whoa, whoa, hang on. All right. - Excellent! 642 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,510 - What's your name? - Mike Donnelly. 643 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,140 Governor Donnelly? Nice threads. 644 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,720 No, you jag, he ain't the governor. 645 00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:40,690 - He's running for governor. - Well, hey, get on out there! 646 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:45,520 No! You got the wrong guy! Just a second, fellas! Come on. 647 00:47:45,610 --> 00:47:46,820 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 648 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,460 I'm not supposed to be here. 649 00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:14,720 God, what is this? 650 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,270 I guess I could sure use some cupcakes or some Peanut Butter Cups about now! 651 00:48:24,730 --> 00:48:27,980 Yeah! You know what that's about! 652 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,360 So I guess you guys should vote, you know, 653 00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:37,160 because voting kicks ass, right? Yeah! 654 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:44,120 And let me tell you, if you're gonna vote, why not vote for AI Donnelly, right? 655 00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:50,500 (DRUMS BEATING) 656 00:48:54,010 --> 00:48:56,590 'Cause if voting kicks ass... 657 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,510 What in the hell... 658 00:49:00,110 --> 00:49:02,170 Oh, please, God, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. 659 00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:04,600 You've got some kickass shit! 660 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,900 Oh, God, I'm a dead man. I'm hyperventilating. 661 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,910 (GASPING) 662 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,490 'Cause I’m born in the USA! 663 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,710 You gotta fight for your right to vote! 664 00:49:42,850 --> 00:49:46,850 That's one small step for man, one giant... 665 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:50,650 I have a dream! 666 00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:56,490 (EXCLAIMING) 667 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,280 Power to the people! 668 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:08,750 - Burn, baby, burn! - Oh, Mike! 669 00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:13,420 Hey, fellas! Yeah! 670 00:50:14,170 --> 00:50:16,260 Kill Whitey! 671 00:50:19,430 --> 00:50:21,720 No, no, no! 672 00:50:25,930 --> 00:50:28,890 - AL: What in the hell were you thinking? - I'm sorry. 673 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:31,610 - I just wanted to talk to you. - Yeah, sorry. 674 00:50:33,110 --> 00:50:35,690 And I got... I dunno how it happened, I just got thrown on stage. 675 00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:37,400 Why couldn't you just stay put, huh? 676 00:50:37,490 --> 00:50:39,320 I told you I would take care of everything! 677 00:50:39,410 --> 00:50:42,530 You could trust me. But no, we get "Kill Whitey"? 678 00:50:44,330 --> 00:50:46,080 I can't believe I have to ask you this, 679 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,460 but are you trying to screw things up for me? 680 00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:51,460 I mean, what is this? Do you want me to lose? 681 00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:54,380 If I really thought you believed that, 682 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,130 I just... I'd wanna die. 683 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:06,470 Just stay out of the way. Okay? 684 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:26,660 Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? 685 00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:29,330 Without question. 686 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:33,420 Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more. 687 00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:37,670 It's over. It's finished. 688 00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:42,760 You talking about your brother's election hopes or just my career? 689 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,350 The person I care about most in my life hates me. 690 00:51:49,230 --> 00:51:51,940 I'm not a brother, I'm an embarrassment. 691 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,420 - So what do you wanna do today? - I don't care. Whatever you want. 692 00:52:15,170 --> 00:52:17,960 Man, I wish we could watch your brother's debate on TV. 693 00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:20,380 That's today? We gotta watch it! 694 00:52:21,090 --> 00:52:24,050 What're we gonna do, hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head? 695 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,140 I know a place with a TV. 696 00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:28,140 I saw it when we were putting up posters. 697 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,640 It's not far from here. Let's go. 698 00:52:37,230 --> 00:52:38,570 MIKE: Here it is. 699 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:41,490 Of course, this had to be the place you knew. 700 00:52:41,570 --> 00:52:45,570 How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long? 701 00:52:46,070 --> 00:52:50,200 - Looks like nobody's home. - Yeah, I met this guy. Nobody is home. 702 00:52:51,790 --> 00:52:53,330 (GRUNTS) 703 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,210 (SCREAMING) 704 00:52:55,290 --> 00:52:56,880 Run! 705 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,670 MIKE: Come on! Move it! Move it or lose it! 706 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,590 This guy's got a hell of a security system! 707 00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:10,140 Ready to start filming, Mr. Stone. 708 00:53:11,770 --> 00:53:12,980 Really. 709 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,850 My God, this guy is like Leatherface, 710 00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:18,650 Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one. 711 00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:28,370 "Honorable Discharge, Drake Sabitch." This must be his dad, Norris Sabitch. 712 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,620 And Grandpappy Winston. 713 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,750 If only he had bought a smaller TV, 714 00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:40,540 maybe he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it. 715 00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:41,710 Yeah. 716 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,010 I wanna see a Washington 717 00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:49,260 where children can walk down the street safely, 718 00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:52,060 where people can leave their doors unlocked 719 00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:54,600 and their minds are free from fear. 720 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,570 Well, this is one area where I’m in total agreement with Governor Tracy. 721 00:53:58,660 --> 00:54:00,890 As a matter of fact, I agreed with that statement 722 00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:04,740 when she made it at her first campaign for governor over eight years ago. 723 00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:08,320 Man, my bro is knocking the snot out of her. 724 00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:11,950 - I'm gonna go take a squeege. - Watch your step. 725 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:32,550 If you really want to understand Mr. Donnelly's view on family values, 726 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,060 take a look at his brother, and ask yourself this question. 727 00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:39,310 How far does the acorn fall from the tree? 728 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,360 Or should I say nut? 729 00:54:41,690 --> 00:54:43,190 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 730 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:49,410 Yes, my brother has some problems, but who doesn't? 731 00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:53,950 And I just wanna say... I love my brother, Mike, 732 00:54:54,910 --> 00:54:57,040 and I am very proud of him. 733 00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:01,290 And I believe that Mike's problems are rather modest 734 00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:04,710 when compared to the problems facing our great state. 735 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:08,670 And those are the problems that I am interested in! 736 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,140 Get her, Al. 737 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,180 (GASPS) 738 00:55:17,770 --> 00:55:20,190 You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy. 739 00:55:20,270 --> 00:55:23,190 What the hell are you doing in my perimeter? 740 00:55:23,770 --> 00:55:25,690 Sir, I'm not a soldier. 741 00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:28,070 And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, 742 00:55:28,150 --> 00:55:30,990 but the war is over. You can punch out now. 743 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:33,490 Move on, let it go. 744 00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:36,450 Who told you that? 745 00:55:37,830 --> 00:55:39,080 Charlie. 746 00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:42,920 I just talked to Charlie and he's not mad at you anymore. 747 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,500 So let's call off "Operation One of Us is Crazy" 748 00:55:45,590 --> 00:55:48,920 - and go our separate ways. - Don't get smart with me! 749 00:55:49,590 --> 00:55:51,930 If you don't tell me who sent you on this mission, 750 00:55:52,010 --> 00:55:56,430 I'm easily within my legal rights to dispatch you with extreme prejudice. 751 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,680 (URINATES) 752 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,770 Sir, honestly, I just came back to get my rental car and an apology. 753 00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:07,900 And if I could get that, I will gladly leave your coordinates here. 754 00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:13,030 Oh. 755 00:56:13,110 --> 00:56:14,370 The car? 756 00:56:16,370 --> 00:56:18,370 - Is that all? - That's all! 757 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:21,080 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 758 00:56:26,630 --> 00:56:28,550 Why didn't you tell me? 759 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:33,430 - God! Here's the keys. - Oh, thank you. 760 00:56:34,470 --> 00:56:35,470 (PANTING) Ooh! 761 00:56:35,550 --> 00:56:37,390 And here's my apology. 762 00:56:37,470 --> 00:56:38,470 (URINATES) 763 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,560 I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart. 764 00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,230 Which sounds quicker to you? 765 00:56:46,310 --> 00:56:48,150 (INHALING) That's a toughie. 766 00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:56,200 (BOTH GRUNTING) 767 00:57:02,910 --> 00:57:03,910 (MARTIAL CRY) 768 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,250 Come on! 769 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,300 Nice moves. 770 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,260 I'm seriously impressed. 771 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:16,390 Sergeant Drake Sabitch. 772 00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:18,930 How you doing? Mike Donnelly. Nice to meet you. 773 00:57:19,010 --> 00:57:21,430 Nice to meet you. Come here, I wanna show you something. 774 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,810 Drake, you ever watch any Bruce Lee movies? 775 00:57:23,890 --> 00:57:27,730 I got every one of them on laser-disc. Well, come in, come in. 776 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,030 (LADY MARMALADE PLAYING) 777 00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:42,520 (SIGHING) That damn debate should have never happened in the first place! 778 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,980 That son of a bitch Donnelly had a smart-ass comment to make 779 00:57:44,990 --> 00:57:46,680 - after everything I said! - Yes, ma'am. 780 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,850 It doesn't matter. 781 00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:50,710 I can't wait to see the look on his face when he goes down. 782 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,340 With all deference, Governor, but if he goes down. 783 00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:59,640 It's all up to the voter turnout, which our people think will be very high. 784 00:57:59,890 --> 00:58:03,810 Well, it better be, or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk. 785 00:58:03,890 --> 00:58:05,140 (CHUCKLES) 786 00:58:05,230 --> 00:58:06,890 A very small jar. 787 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,250 Are you getting sleepy? 788 00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:29,080 Good night. 789 00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:34,210 Take home, put in bed. 790 00:58:35,090 --> 00:58:36,760 Good night, dear. 791 00:58:37,010 --> 00:58:38,510 She's totally legal. 792 00:58:38,590 --> 00:58:41,680 I've got all her papers and I pay all the taxes. 793 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,060 Very good help, but "no speaka." 794 00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:45,390 (LAUGHING) 795 00:58:45,930 --> 00:58:47,560 Who? What does he want? 796 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,940 I'm not sure, but he says he thinks you'll like it. 797 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,360 Pardon me. 798 00:58:54,610 --> 00:58:56,990 Governor Tracy, this is Mr... 799 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,820 Mr.'s fine. 800 00:59:03,330 --> 00:59:05,370 So here's what went through my little head. 801 00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:07,790 I got some pictures of your boys 802 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,870 setting the Pierce County Rec Hall ablaze. 803 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,340 Or pictures that look like Mike Donnelly set the fire. 804 00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:18,470 I wait for election day to near. 805 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,510 Whoever's trailing 806 00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:23,930 gives good money for whichever picture does them best. 807 00:59:24,010 --> 00:59:26,640 My gut says I'm glad you're trailing. 808 00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,480 Well, I'll have to see the pictures first. 809 00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:45,910 TRACY: Here's the rub. Now you'll have to tell me your name 810 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:47,950 so I'll know who to make out the check to. 811 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,250 My best friends call me Cash. 812 01:00:09,730 --> 01:00:12,350 - Promise me you'll... - Shut up, Steve. 813 01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:15,440 What could go wrong? I vote, I go home. 814 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,110 - Over there. - Did I make it? 815 01:00:19,190 --> 01:00:23,780 - Yes. Name and address. - Mike Donnelly, 61 2 Caswell Street. 816 01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:40,010 What's he doing? 817 01:00:40,090 --> 01:00:42,050 (GRUNTING) I'm stuck in this thing! 818 01:00:45,550 --> 01:00:48,180 - Stop that! - I'm claustrophobic! 819 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:49,970 - Oh, my God! - Help! 820 01:00:50,060 --> 01:00:52,980 - Stop that! Are you crazy? - I can't breathe. 821 01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:55,310 Get this thing off of me! 822 01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:08,780 It's okay. It's okay, ma'am. I... 823 01:01:13,710 --> 01:01:18,170 Here you go. I'm sorry. Here you go, ma'am. That is my fault. 824 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,050 I'm... Here you go. 825 01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:28,720 There you go, ma'am. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. 826 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,850 You... You stupid jerk! What are you doing? 827 01:01:33,980 --> 01:01:35,440 Look at this. 828 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:38,230 (WOMAN GROANING) 829 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,620 Who'd you vote for? 830 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,870 MAN ON TV: We now continue with our election night coverage. 831 01:01:59,870 --> 01:02:02,560 I bet the exit polls already have us by 10 points. 832 01:02:02,570 --> 01:02:04,430 WOMAN ON TV: So after the events of last night, 833 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,770 a slight shift in voter sentiment was expected, 834 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,890 but no one anticipated this. 835 01:02:08,970 --> 01:02:12,220 MAN: Early this morning, this photo was released Inking Mike Donnelly 836 01:02:12,310 --> 01:02:15,390 to the scene of the Pierce County Recreation Center fire. 837 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,600 The arson accusations against the disgruntled former employee 838 01:02:18,690 --> 01:02:20,360 came at the worst possible time 839 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,530 for his brother AI Donnelly's drive to the governor's mansion. 840 01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:26,400 Governor Tracy is about to claim victory. 841 01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:28,160 It's all my fault. 842 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,950 My brother lost his election because of me. 843 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:35,580 - Cowlitz County, Tracy wins by 280. - Oh. 844 01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:40,040 Garfield County, Tracy 1,048, Donnelly 834. 845 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,500 Tracy won Garfield County? 846 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:46,050 A lot of good our grass roots campaign did up there, right? 847 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:48,680 1,048 to 834? 848 01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:54,560 That's 1,882 votes. 849 01:02:55,850 --> 01:02:59,440 There's only 1,502 voters up in Garfield County. 850 01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:03,340 Something isn't right. 851 01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:06,090 WOMAN ON TV: The Governor is now on her way to campaign headquarters, 852 01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:08,940 where she's expected to make her victory speech. 853 01:03:08,940 --> 01:03:11,920 - Those are the guys that started the fire. - Those troopers? 854 01:03:11,990 --> 01:03:15,240 They were wearing street clothes, but that is them! 855 01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:18,830 Steve, we gotta call Al now. 856 01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,540 Wait a minute. I gotta do something first. 857 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:45,570 Here it is! Voter registration for Garfield County. 858 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:52,570 I knew it! Lookie here. Any of these names look familiar? 859 01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:54,120 You were right. 860 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,930 Yeah, Al didn't lose, he got cheated. And we got proof right here. 861 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,080 So we get on the phone and alert the press. 862 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:05,090 Screw that. She embarrassed me in front of the whole state. 863 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:07,420 She messed up things between me and my brother. 864 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,420 Now it's gonna be payback time. Where can I find her? 865 01:04:10,510 --> 01:04:14,090 There's a post-election ceremony at the Governor's Mansion at 1 0:00 a.m. 866 01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:20,480 Nothing's gonna stop us now. 867 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,190 (ENGINE STALLING) 868 01:04:30,610 --> 01:04:33,110 Okay, maybe we could use some help. 869 01:04:35,410 --> 01:04:38,660 We'll meet you there. There's no way we can do this without you. 870 01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:42,540 You're a true American, Sergeant Sabitch. I thank you. Okay. 871 01:04:48,590 --> 01:04:51,130 Robbie, this is the biggest thing I've ever asked of you. 872 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:53,340 Are you sure it's cool? 873 01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:56,220 No, it's not cool. And if you get pulled over, 874 01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:59,720 I'm gonna say the car was stolen so that I can keep my job. 875 01:04:59,810 --> 01:05:01,810 Oh, and one more thing. 876 01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:07,520 Do not use the tape deck, 'cause it's been shorting out on me. 877 01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:10,440 Don't forget. 878 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,990 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) 879 01:05:29,420 --> 01:05:30,420 (MUSIC STOPS) 880 01:05:32,590 --> 01:05:36,930 (MUSIC STARTS) 881 01:05:37,010 --> 01:05:38,010 (MUSIC STOPS) 882 01:05:39,510 --> 01:05:43,560 (MUSIC PLAYING) 883 01:05:50,650 --> 01:05:53,190 MIKE: Oh, what is this all about? 884 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,530 We got to be there at 1 0:00. 885 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:07,080 Okay, people. Coming through. Official police business. 886 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:12,050 I want you to step lively. Do not make me abuse my power. 887 01:06:15,010 --> 01:06:16,970 STEVE ON PA: These guys think we're real cops. 888 01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:18,260 (BOTH LAUGHING) 889 01:06:25,890 --> 01:06:29,020 - What the hell was that? - A chunk of the road or something. 890 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:31,230 I just chunked in my pants. 891 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,750 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 892 01:06:58,050 --> 01:06:59,930 Oh, whoa! 893 01:07:00,010 --> 01:07:01,850 You see that bug? It smacked the windshield. 894 01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:04,680 Oh, man, I'll get it. Here. 895 01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:06,140 (SIREN WAILS) 896 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:12,440 Where is the fricking thing? We got like levers galore in this thing. 897 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:15,400 Here it is. 898 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,390 Man, that was weird. That bug was coming at me, 899 01:07:17,470 --> 01:07:19,060 I totally connected eyes with him. 900 01:07:19,150 --> 01:07:23,480 He was, like, slow motion going, "I can't stop! Don't wanna!" 901 01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:27,910 Oh, man, that was wild. It was so weird. 902 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,290 He was coming, just going, "My life's good. I'm alive, alive, alive, dead!" 903 01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:36,340 But this map is heavy. 904 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:39,550 It's got all those robes on it. 905 01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:41,840 Rogues? 906 01:07:43,510 --> 01:07:44,890 Roods? 907 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,770 - I can't... I can't say that word. - Roads! 908 01:07:48,850 --> 01:07:50,100 (LAUGHING) 909 01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,110 Roads! 910 01:07:55,190 --> 01:07:59,570 Row-woods! That's sort of a weird word, isn't it? 911 01:08:00,650 --> 01:08:02,740 That is a freaky word, man. 912 01:08:04,490 --> 01:08:06,160 Very, very freaky. 913 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,500 (LAUGHING) 914 01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:16,500 I'm stoned. So are you! 915 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,170 STEVE: Row-woods. 916 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,880 Damn it, the nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! 917 01:08:22,970 --> 01:08:27,220 Oh, man! We got to... We got to maintain. 918 01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:30,850 I think you just drive the speed limit. We're gonna be cool. 919 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,100 All right, everything's cool. I'll just go the speed limit. 920 01:08:34,190 --> 01:08:36,050 - Limit. Limit. - Limit. 921 01:08:36,130 --> 01:08:37,920 That's another one of those freaky words. 922 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:38,940 Limit. 923 01:08:39,030 --> 01:08:40,030 (SIREN WAILING) 924 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:41,780 Did you turn the siren on? 925 01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:45,620 Dude, I can't even find the glove compartment in this thing. 926 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,410 Oh, my God! 927 01:08:58,050 --> 01:09:01,460 Man, we're screwed. Get in the back! 928 01:09:03,130 --> 01:09:04,590 Get in there! 929 01:09:12,770 --> 01:09:14,640 (MUSIC BLARING) 930 01:09:14,730 --> 01:09:15,730 (MUSIC STOPS) 931 01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:18,730 How you doing, buddy? 932 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:23,190 Transporting a prisoner. Twelfth Precinct up in Buckley town. 933 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,570 My sarge didn't give me any overtime, so I'm trying to do it lickety-split. 934 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:30,580 Tell me, Officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? 935 01:09:31,830 --> 01:09:38,290 Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, Nitro Boosters. 936 01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:41,000 I can get her up to as good as 1 55. 937 01:09:41,090 --> 01:09:44,760 Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari. 938 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,180 (LAUGHING) 939 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,770 I'd guess I was going about 65 tops. 940 01:09:53,350 --> 01:09:55,850 Seven. Seven miles an hour. 941 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:59,940 And normally when I stop people, they pull onto the shoulder. 942 01:10:02,860 --> 01:10:05,030 Now, I don't know how you do things up in Buckley town, 943 01:10:05,110 --> 01:10:09,160 but down here we are protective of the other drivers on the roads. 944 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:13,330 - Row-ads. Roods. - Quiet back there! 945 01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:16,580 I've taken enough guff from you for one day. Raving psycho. 946 01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:19,580 Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. 947 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,880 Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses. 948 01:10:26,630 --> 01:10:28,300 Good God! 949 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:30,390 Then you get him through this state a little faster 950 01:10:30,470 --> 01:10:33,350 than seven miles an hour, Officer... 951 01:10:35,810 --> 01:10:37,350 Meoff. Jack. 952 01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:43,020 Go. 953 01:10:52,700 --> 01:10:54,990 - Oh, man! - What a goon! 954 01:10:55,830 --> 01:10:58,580 You were great though, man. That was genius. 955 01:10:58,670 --> 01:11:01,290 I never would've thought of that. That was hot. 956 01:11:01,380 --> 01:11:02,380 (BOTH WHOOPING) 957 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,420 (SIREN WAILING) 958 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:04,630 Oh, shit! 959 01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:12,100 Oh, man, I hope there's enough juice left in these boosters. 960 01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,930 (BOTH SCREAMING) 961 01:11:20,690 --> 01:11:23,650 See ya! Oh, man! 962 01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:25,610 (WHOOPING) 963 01:11:53,260 --> 01:11:57,060 We're live at the Governor's Mansion. Today's event is a celebration 964 01:11:57,140 --> 01:11:59,980 of Governor Tracy's election to a third term. 965 01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:02,810 With all the campaign staff, as well as their families, 966 01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:05,900 gathering for what appears to be quite a festive affair. 967 01:12:06,610 --> 01:12:10,450 Governor Tracy, having just pulled out a squeaker, must be all smiles today. 968 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,780 We're just receiving word that Mike Donnelly, 969 01:12:14,870 --> 01:12:18,580 the brother of AI Donnelly, is involved in a high-speed police pursuit. 970 01:12:18,660 --> 01:12:21,330 Mike Donnelly, wanted for questioning in an arson fire, 971 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,420 is driving down Capitol Boulevard in a stolen police car. 972 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:27,670 I don't believe this. Driver, head back to the Capitol! 973 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,550 - What are you, crazy? You can't do this. - Do what? 974 01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:34,180 Commit career suicide! I beg you, don't do this. 975 01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:36,390 Give me some time. I can make you a senator! 976 01:12:36,470 --> 01:12:38,850 Jesus, Roger, did it ever occur to you there is a time 977 01:12:38,930 --> 01:12:41,390 when family might be more important than career? 978 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:44,600 Ever occur to you that at some point you're gonna have to make a choice 979 01:12:44,690 --> 01:12:47,320 between me and that loser brother of yours? 980 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:16,010 Go on up there and scope it out. Nobody's gonna recognize you. 981 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,810 Okay. Promise me you'll stay right here. 982 01:13:25,060 --> 01:13:27,360 Thank you. Thank you very much. 983 01:13:28,860 --> 01:13:33,110 This election was about the majesty of democracy, 984 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:37,030 where the gathered masses heId their vote high. 985 01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:43,020 MAN: Guys, coming in right now. 986 01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:46,580 TRACY: My re-election could not have been possible without all the fine people 987 01:13:46,670 --> 01:13:50,040 throughout this state who supported me in this victory. 988 01:13:50,130 --> 01:13:53,170 I must also thank my wonderful husband, Dennis, 989 01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:56,680 and my two beautiful, intelligent children. 990 01:13:56,970 --> 01:14:00,180 Psst! Steve! I'm in! 991 01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:04,850 Where the hell's Drake, man? He's supposed to be here. 992 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,440 I'm surprised we can't count on a guy 993 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,270 that lives in a school bus surrounded by land mines. 994 01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,520 All right. Here's what we do. 995 01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:16,110 We dress as caterers, right? 996 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:20,280 Nobody looks at a caterer's face, it's always, "What have you got in the tray?" 997 01:14:20,370 --> 01:14:23,580 Then we sneak around back. When Tracy starts to... 998 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:28,460 Something's happening here. Steve, help. Steve! 999 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:30,380 Steve, get back here. 1000 01:14:30,630 --> 01:14:37,050 Oh, my God, the damn thing's caught on my belt! God! Help! Please! 1001 01:14:38,890 --> 01:14:40,220 MIKE: I can't... 1002 01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:44,140 I can't... God! 1003 01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:47,600 - You in the van, help! Help! - Hello. 1004 01:14:49,230 --> 01:14:50,310 God! 1005 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,320 - Stay. - MIKE: Steve! 1006 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:54,730 - Help! - How are you? 1007 01:14:54,820 --> 01:15:00,700 Steve? Please! Somebody! Somebody help me! Somebody help me! 1008 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,240 God! Help! 1009 01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,410 The voters have spoken. 1010 01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:11,580 And I have heard their message loud and clear. 1011 01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:14,210 And that message is... 1012 01:15:15,090 --> 01:15:16,420 Holy shit! 1013 01:15:16,510 --> 01:15:17,880 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1014 01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:21,510 (MIKE LAUGHING) 1015 01:15:24,010 --> 01:15:26,020 Hi there. Hi. 1016 01:15:26,770 --> 01:15:29,440 Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot. 1017 01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:37,150 I... Oh, no! For the love of God! 1018 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:39,610 (SCREAMING) 1019 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,290 (GRUNTING) 1020 01:15:53,380 --> 01:15:58,050 I'm all right. I'm okay. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. 1021 01:15:58,130 --> 01:16:00,010 I'll be fine. 1022 01:16:00,090 --> 01:16:03,550 Nobody moves or Steve Dodds gets it! 1023 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,100 - Who? - Steve Dodds! 1024 01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:06,640 - Who's this guy? - Come on! 1025 01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,020 I'm with the Donnelly campaign! What does it matter? 1026 01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:15,150 - He's got a gun! You're a cop! - Get over here! I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 1027 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:19,150 - I want that asshole taken out. - I'll get a sharpshooter on it right away. 1028 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,820 Get your ass up there! I'll stick this... 1029 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:27,450 Everybody back up or I blow the pipsqueak's head off! 1030 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,160 I've got something to say! 1031 01:16:30,370 --> 01:16:34,380 Please listen to him! Do what he says! I have children, Tommy and Sally! 1032 01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,090 - Shut up! - All right. 1033 01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:38,170 You keep your mouth shut! 1034 01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,510 As soon as you get a clear shot, take it. 1035 01:16:41,590 --> 01:16:43,180 MlKE: Okay, listen up! 1036 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:46,300 This is serious business! 1037 01:16:47,510 --> 01:16:52,020 Now, we've all been screwed by Governor Tracy! 1038 01:16:52,730 --> 01:16:54,940 And now I'm gonna screw her! 1039 01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:56,230 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 1040 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,190 I mean, I have evidence here 1041 01:16:59,570 --> 01:17:02,610 that you need to know about now before it's too late! 1042 01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:04,610 Mike. Mike, what the hell are you doing here? 1043 01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:05,780 Oh, man. 1044 01:17:06,450 --> 01:17:09,240 - Isn't that Steve Dodds? - Yes, sir. 1045 01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:13,910 AI, man, I know what I'm doing. I'm gonna prove you won the election. 1046 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,250 Mike, put the gun down. There's other ways to handle this. 1047 01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:19,750 No, man! AI, there's no other way! 1048 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:22,130 You got to believe me! 1049 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:25,970 I believe you. I believe you. I just... I don't want you to get hurt. 1050 01:17:26,050 --> 01:17:28,220 Look, I know this looks bad. 1051 01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:33,850 AI, man, I'm not a screw-up on this one. I've got proof this time. Real proof! 1052 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,690 AL: Yeah, but, look... The election's over, it's history, 1053 01:17:37,770 --> 01:17:40,480 just like you're gonna be if you don't put that gun down, I mean it. 1054 01:17:40,570 --> 01:17:42,230 AI, please! 1055 01:17:43,900 --> 01:17:47,700 If you love me like a brother, you got to back me up on this. 1056 01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:51,620 All right, Mike, I'll back you up. What do you want me to do? 1057 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,870 Just let me explain to these people what happened. 1058 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,540 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 1059 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,040 That's it! Game over! 1060 01:18:00,130 --> 01:18:03,710 I'm not even getting paid for this! This is not worth it! 1061 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:06,590 Look out! Get out! Look out! Okay! 1062 01:18:11,260 --> 01:18:13,970 Mr. Thunder-maker here is gonna start barking fire 1063 01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:18,310 if you don't stop moving and listen to what this young man has to say. 1064 01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:22,440 - Go ahead, Mike, you're clear. - Thank you, sir. 1065 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:26,240 You just met Drake Sabitch, a great American soldier. 1066 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:29,820 I'd like to tell you a little bit about some other great American soldiers. 1067 01:18:29,910 --> 01:18:32,410 Drake Sabitch's grandfather, Winston Sabitch, 1068 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:35,540 whose name you’ll find at the top of this list. 1069 01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:39,500 It says that he registered and voted for Governor Tracy. 1070 01:18:40,790 --> 01:18:42,420 And we're proud to have him as a voter. 1071 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,050 Hold your tongue, wench. 1072 01:18:44,130 --> 01:18:48,510 The fact is Winston Sabitch was killed in the Argonne forest in 1 91 8. 1073 01:18:48,590 --> 01:18:52,760 A zeppelin landed on his head, smashing his head clean out of his ass. 1074 01:18:52,850 --> 01:18:55,730 That's my granddad. Rest in pieces, sir. 1075 01:18:57,310 --> 01:19:01,060 Norris Sabitch met his maker in lwo Jima, 1944. 1076 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:05,480 Nelson Sabitch was killed near the 38th Parallel in Korea. 1077 01:19:06,190 --> 01:19:09,740 However, yesterday, these men managed to cast their vote 1078 01:19:09,820 --> 01:19:11,240 for Evelyn Tracy. 1079 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:12,490 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 1080 01:19:13,660 --> 01:19:16,370 You heard it here, folks. Voter fraud. 1081 01:19:20,670 --> 01:19:24,670 Now, half these people are buried in the Garfield Cemetery. That's one county. 1082 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,670 It's probably the same all over the state. 1083 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,470 Now hold on just a minute, young fellow. 1084 01:19:29,550 --> 01:19:33,680 There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this. Neuschwander! 1085 01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:40,270 Actually, there is a perfectly good explanation for this. 1086 01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:43,810 - She put us up to it. - Would you shut up! 1087 01:19:44,110 --> 01:19:45,980 - It's all her. - Shut up! 1088 01:19:46,070 --> 01:19:47,860 (LAUGHING) 1089 01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:49,240 NEUSCHWANDER: I don't care. 1090 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:52,780 Ladies and gentlemen, this young man is a fine patriot. 1091 01:19:52,950 --> 01:19:55,530 He deserves to be hoisted up on our shoulders. Come here. 1092 01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,410 - Sergeant, please, this isn't necessary! - Come on. Come on. 1093 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,710 Boy, you're a large American. 1094 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,710 Get off of me! Off of me! 1095 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:10,130 My foot's caught a little bit. I'm sorry. I beg your pardon. 1096 01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:15,550 Governor, I should say Ex-Governor, I'm just trying to get it out! 1097 01:20:17,390 --> 01:20:19,180 (SCREAMING) 1098 01:20:19,850 --> 01:20:21,020 Oh, man! 1099 01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:23,230 No, no, no! 1100 01:20:23,770 --> 01:20:25,400 Somebody help me! 1101 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:26,570 (MIKE GRUNTING) 1102 01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:28,480 (TRACY CLAMORING) 1103 01:20:31,070 --> 01:20:32,490 How are ya? 1104 01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:40,040 Shut up! 1105 01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:46,710 Help, please. 1106 01:20:47,430 --> 01:20:48,670 AL: Thanks for everything, bro. 1107 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,620 Listen, there were times during the campaign 1108 01:20:50,710 --> 01:20:52,760 when I kind of lost sight of what really mattered. 1109 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:56,510 - I never should have doubted you. - Thanks, man. That's cool. 1110 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,310 Are you sure you don't want a job on my staff? 1111 01:20:59,390 --> 01:21:02,940 (SIGHING) You know what, Al? I don't think I'm really cut out for politics. 1112 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,140 (CHUCKLES) 1113 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:07,190 Besides I got a lot of work to do rebuilding that Rec Center, you know? 1114 01:21:07,270 --> 01:21:10,110 - Kids really love the place, so... - Yeah, I know. 1115 01:21:10,190 --> 01:21:14,610 Hey, I got somebody you got to meet. Hey, Scott, come here for a second. 1116 01:21:16,230 --> 01:21:18,480 MIKE: You got to check this kid out. He's unbelievable. 1117 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,970 He's got an arm on him like you used to have. Hey, Scott. 1118 01:21:20,970 --> 01:21:23,820 Hey, Mr. Governor, can I please have your autograph? 1119 01:21:23,870 --> 01:21:25,830 Why not? Governor-elect. 1120 01:21:26,790 --> 01:21:28,590 Get it right, moron. 1121 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,840 - There you go. - Wow! 1122 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,840 Check this out. Give me a toss, Scott. Hey, buddy! 1123 01:21:34,930 --> 01:21:35,930 (EXCLAIMS) 1124 01:21:37,050 --> 01:21:40,470 Nice toss, Scott. Man, the kid's got a cannon. 1125 01:21:40,930 --> 01:21:42,470 - Go long. - SCOTT: Okay. 1126 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:44,980 (SCREAMS) 1127 01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:48,480 - I'm sorry, ma'am! - Are you okay? 1128 01:21:54,740 --> 01:21:57,660 - So long, little brother. - Okay, see you, Al. 1129 01:22:00,790 --> 01:22:02,830 So this is it, huh, Steve? 1130 01:22:03,410 --> 01:22:04,830 I guess I'm gonna miss you. 1131 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:08,670 I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head, but... What were you thinking? 1132 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,210 I don't know. 1133 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:18,510 All right, you guys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1134 01:22:24,060 --> 01:22:30,520 Oh, my God! No! No! Please don't take off! Please! 1135 01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:34,070 Al! Al! No, no! 1136 01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:35,360 (SCREAMING) 1137 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,000 SubRip, spell-checked & time-lines improved by: HighCode 1138 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,590 (GETA JOB PLAYING)