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♪♪ No one understands ♪♪
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♪♪ No one cares ♪♪
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♪♪ This town is a hell ♪♪
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[WELCOME TO HELL]
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♪♪ I'll see you there ♪♪
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Fuck.
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Hey, Amy.
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You got any crystal?
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Fuck off.
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Shit. Who pissed
in your Froot Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go
passionately fuck yourself?
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♪♪ He felt cut out ♪♪
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♪♪ He felt the same... ♪♪
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Yuck. You're all sweaty.
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What you looking for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing,
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I’ll slit my wrists.
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Ooh, now that would be a
great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence
of a stool sample.
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He's okay.
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I think he's got brain damage,
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but he's okay.
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This place is so fucking boring.
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I wish someone would burn
it to the ground.
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Can we just get
the fuck out of here?
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Okay.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put dick in me.
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I’m trying.
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fucking cigarettes?
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I don't know what it is,
but I feel really weird tonight.
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Like something's gonna happen.
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Me too.
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Hey, Amy!
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Do you love me?
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Yeah, totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can mean
a lot of things, like
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you'll do till someone
better comes along, or
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"I can't describe
how I really feel,
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but I know I’m supposed
to say this",
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or "Shut up. I'm watching TV.".
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city
is sucking away at my soul.
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Like, yesterday, I was stuck
in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway,
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and I just couldn't wait
to get to the dead bodies
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lying there
on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared about was
getting out and moving again.
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I know.
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I feel like a gerbil smothering
in Richard Gere’s butthole.
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There just is no place
for us in this world.
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Hey!
Get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
Time to die!
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Aah!
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Yo, bitch, would you just go? Go!
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Get your fuckin' ass off my car!
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Goddamn, motherfucker!
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I swear, if there's
one dent in the door,
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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This car is older than you
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and your jailbait
boyfriend here...
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combined.
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I love this car.
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Oh my God!
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You're bleeding all
over the upholstery.
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Jesus, don't potty
in your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding
all over my upholstery.
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It's okay, Amy.
He's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah, I’m totally into
getting the fuck beat out of me
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and slicing my own leg up.
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You're really fucking rude.
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You know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh, sorry.
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No, it's cool.
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Go ahead.
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Use it.
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway?
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[THE RAPTURE IS COMING]
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What's your name?
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Xavier.
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What?
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It's Xavier.
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That is the stupidest
fuckin' name
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I have ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you X?
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I can't really
pronounce all that.
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Only if I get to call
you Nutlicker.
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If bullshit were music,
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you'd be a big brass band.
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What's with your lady here, Jordo?
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Terminal PMS?
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Fuck you!
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No, fuck you!
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Fuck you, you stinking cooch.
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Fuck you, you big wet
bearded clam.
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Get out of my fucking car!
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Come on, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He was just joking around.
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Right, X? Tell her.
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Yeah, Amy.
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Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, Jism Breath,
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I want you out of my fucking car
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right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, scum fuck.
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Get lost.
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You're, uh...
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giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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Okay, Miss America.
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You win.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, 'gator.
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Hey, what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey, you don't have to
decide immediately.
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Hey, if you think about it,
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you can do anything you want!
Sleep on it, honey!
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I swear, Amy.
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You can be so harsh.
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I don't know.
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He seemed cool.
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Kind of strange, maybe.
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He was an anus face.
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What were we talking
about the other day?
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About trying to be less
judgmental of people?
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Fuck that.
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I'm starving.
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Stop at the next
QuickieMart, okay?
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You sure you don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey!
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No smoking here.
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Jesus.
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Hey, hey, girlie... you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Amy.
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Pick up, girlie.
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I'm so sure.
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We happy?
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$6.66.
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That's weird.
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It must have fallen out
in the car.
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I'll pay you right back.
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Oh, fuck!
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The scum fuck.
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$6.66.
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You fucking kook,
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we left our wallets
in the car, okay?
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Let me just go out and...
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$6.66.
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What are you gonna do, shoot us?
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Is this some kind of joke
like Candid Camera or something?
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Scram!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Saving your fucking life!
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Did I ask you to do us
any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just
get the fuck out of here?
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Jordan, he is getting
us into deep shit.
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Would you just get
the hell out of here?!
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Come on!
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- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Relax, relax, relax, relax...
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Would you just fucking chill?
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His head...
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His head, man.
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It was talking.
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Oh my God!
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I think we're probably cool.
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I mean, the weird old gook
lady with the machete,
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she probably doesn't
even speak English.
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I think everything's
gonna be fine.
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What the fuck do you mean
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everything's gonna be fine?
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off.
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You know, you gotta be
a little pessimist
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all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
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Well, fuck you. You were there.
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You both were there with me,
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and read my lips,
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry.
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Blow it out your crusty
rectum, loser.
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We don't know you.
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We barely just met you.
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We certainly don't like you.
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You're fucking crazy!
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And you're ugly, besides.
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I love you, too, darling.
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His fucking head.
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It was in the relish
and onions, and...
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it was talking.
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I mean, don't you think
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you ought to call
your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and daddy
will be all worried
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about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be
a heroin addict.
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Now she's a scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig
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who was always trying to molest me.
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What about you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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Oh.
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My mom shot my dad
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and then killed herself
when I was 12.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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So, how long have you
and Princess Leia
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been a happy little couple?
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Fuck.
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A long time.
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3 months.
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No way.
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Y'know, most of my relationships,
they last about 3 days,
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or, uh...
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3 hours.
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Yeah.
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Well, relationships bite.
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Wow.
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Righteous tattoo.
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Thanks.
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I been wanting one
forever, but...
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I can't decide on a
design I like enough to...
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you know...
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wear on my body for,
like, the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like yours
a lot, though.
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I gotta take a whiz.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage
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may be too gruesome for
some audience members,
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so viewer discretion is advised.
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Police say that the severed head
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of QuickieMart proprietor,
Nguyen Cok Suk,
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was still talking
when it was discovered
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at approximately 2:39 a.m.
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by a Jerseymaid delivery man.
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And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriff's Department
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is still investigating
the bizarre ritualistic slaying
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of his wife
and children as well.
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It appears that
the shopkeeper's wife
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the lives
of her children,
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disemboweling them.
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Wait just a second there.
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Disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, disemboweling them,
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before taking
the knife to herself
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in some kind of
unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far
have only one clue
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to the identity of Mr. Suk's
murderer or murderers:
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00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,091
this skull earring.
275
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,803
The type sold most frequently
276
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,660
in rock 'n roll
paraphernalia shops.
277
00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:46,249
Often worn by
homosexuals, satanists,
278
00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:48,622
and members of other
dangerous cult groups.
279
00:18:48,647 --> 00:18:51,473
Hold it, Sandy.
Correct me if I’m wrong,
280
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:55,299
but don't a lot of people,
especially trendy teenagers
281
00:18:55,324 --> 00:18:56,747
following the latest fad,
282
00:18:56,772 --> 00:18:59,807
kids who are otherwise
perfectly normal,
283
00:18:59,832 --> 00:19:02,413
don't they wear earrings
similar to the one shown here?
284
00:19:02,889 --> 00:19:06,390
Yes, well, Chet,
that is a problem.
285
00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:08,148
You don't have to be 19
286
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:10,461
to have a body like this...
287
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,914
Ohh!
288
00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,204
Shit. Aah!
289
00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:20,737
Smooth move, ex-lax.
290
00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:22,505
Pinch the bridge of your nose.
291
00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:23,871
Oh, man.
292
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,248
Pinch it there.
293
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,458
I'm so fucking hungry
I could eat my leg.
294
00:20:30,849 --> 00:20:33,354
How about a little
food drill action, huh?
295
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:37,240
Welcome to Carnoburger.
296
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,610
May I have your order please?
297
00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:42,289
Give me the Slop-o-Rama Belly Buster,
298
00:20:42,313 --> 00:20:43,667
no onions,
299
00:20:43,692 --> 00:20:46,492
a passion fruit Slurpster
300
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,895
and a side of Curly Q Fries.
301
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,590
I'll have some
barbecued beef chunks,
302
00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:55,459
some fried cheeseballs
303
00:20:55,617 --> 00:20:57,417
and an Evian.
304
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,601
Diet Coke, extra-large.
305
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,136
She never eats
when she does crystal.
306
00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:05,010
Shut up.
307
00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:06,266
That'll be all?
308
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:07,415
Yup.
309
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,109
Hey.
310
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,292
I lost my earring.
311
00:21:11,317 --> 00:21:13,390
That'll be $6.66.
312
00:21:13,418 --> 00:21:14,900
Please pull forward
to the window.
313
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:17,794
Jordan, I'm sure. We are
in, like, total predicament,
314
00:21:17,864 --> 00:21:21,248
and you're worried about losing
a fucking earring?
315
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,476
It's got sentimental value.
316
00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:25,285
My mom gave it to me
317
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,285
when I finally
passed algebra trig.
318
00:21:29,861 --> 00:21:32,952
You can relax your royal
sphincter muscle,
319
00:21:32,977 --> 00:21:33,872
your highness.
320
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,459
The crazy machete lady
offed herself and her kids,
321
00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,319
so there's no witnesses left.
322
00:21:38,488 --> 00:21:39,704
- What?
- What?
323
00:21:39,728 --> 00:21:42,581
They're all dead.
It was on the news.
324
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,191
You are so full
of sheep excrement,
325
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,660
it's not even funny.
326
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:50,992
I saw it on TV, so it's
gotta be true, right?
327
00:21:51,282 --> 00:21:56,360
Yeah, but what if that guy's
head is still talking,
328
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,813
and he tells the
cops everything?
329
00:22:02,432 --> 00:22:05,246
Eww, grossify me.
330
00:22:05,405 --> 00:22:07,480
$6.66.
331
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,006
Sunshine?
332
00:22:11,032 --> 00:22:12,476
Give me some money.
333
00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:14,175
Sunshine, is that you?
334
00:22:14,201 --> 00:22:16,949
I think you have me mixed
up with someone else.
335
00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:19,523
Gonad face, give me some money.
336
00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:21,229
Don't lie to me now.
337
00:22:23,038 --> 00:22:24,268
I know it's you.
338
00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:25,857
Look, you fucking
chunky pumpkin head,
339
00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,275
I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.
340
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,991
Would you just give me
some fucking money?
341
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,204
You said you love me.
342
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,771
You said you'd never leave me.
343
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,732
What is this, night of
the living braindead?
344
00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:42,506
Wake up and smell
the cappuccino, geek.
345
00:22:42,532 --> 00:22:43,488
I don't know you.
346
00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:45,307
I've never fucking
seen you before.
347
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,561
I don't know who the
fuck this Sunshine is.
348
00:22:47,942 --> 00:22:50,025
You little whore.
349
00:22:50,908 --> 00:22:52,669
You broke my fucking heart.
350
00:22:52,911 --> 00:22:54,499
Come on, Sunshine.
351
00:22:55,032 --> 00:22:56,895
Give the poor guy a break.
352
00:22:56,963 --> 00:22:58,887
Shut the fuck up
353
00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:01,920
and give me some
motherfucking money!
354
00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:05,495
Ain't it nice?
355
00:23:06,172 --> 00:23:08,051
I figure if I can't have you,
356
00:23:08,838 --> 00:23:10,010
no one will.
357
00:23:17,316 --> 00:23:20,057
Hey, Bartholomew,
what's going on?
358
00:23:24,672 --> 00:23:26,270
The bitch.
359
00:23:27,779 --> 00:23:29,540
I'm gonna find her...
360
00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:31,910
and I’m gonna kill her.
361
00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:33,928
Is it a fucking
full moon or what?
362
00:23:33,952 --> 00:23:36,199
I mean, what the fuck is going on?
363
00:23:36,224 --> 00:23:37,607
You shouldn't have broke his little
364
00:23:37,631 --> 00:23:39,592
achy heart like that, Sunshine.
365
00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:40,762
Calm it, ass crack.
366
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,272
Wouldn't be in this mess
if it wasn't for you.
367
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,104
Mellowize thyself, fishwich.
368
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,997
You ever consider cutting
down on your crystal intake a bit?
369
00:23:50,252 --> 00:23:51,429
Christ.
370
00:23:52,575 --> 00:23:54,463
I've had it with you!
371
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,143
Don't worry, Amy.
372
00:23:56,630 --> 00:23:58,827
We're here. We're safe.
373
00:23:58,853 --> 00:24:00,477
Everything is cool.
374
00:24:02,714 --> 00:24:03,999
Jordan, I just wanna go home
375
00:24:04,023 --> 00:24:06,379
and forget this whole
entire nightmare.
376
00:24:06,921 --> 00:24:09,247
It's all right, Amy, really.
377
00:24:09,976 --> 00:24:14,049
In the morning,
we'll figure it all out.
378
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,016
Okay?
379
00:24:17,105 --> 00:24:18,902
Yeah, sure.
380
00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:25,418
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
381
00:24:26,136 --> 00:24:26,752
Okay.
382
00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:29,597
Brush your teeth
before you turn in.
383
00:24:29,622 --> 00:24:31,652
Otherwise you'll have
cheese breath.
384
00:24:40,683 --> 00:24:43,532
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much.
385
00:24:44,562 --> 00:24:46,727
Don't take it personal, X.
386
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,092
She's just a little...
387
00:24:50,064 --> 00:24:52,786
aloof till you get to know her.
388
00:26:12,548 --> 00:26:15,680
I've never seen a tattoo
there before.
389
00:26:20,048 --> 00:26:21,446
Touch it.
390
00:26:23,471 --> 00:26:24,861
Go ahead.
391
00:26:25,603 --> 00:26:27,181
Indulge.
392
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,970
What is it a picture of?
393
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,547
Can't you tell?
394
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:46,967
It's Jesus.
395
00:26:47,294 --> 00:26:49,891
Nuh-uh.
396
00:26:50,701 --> 00:26:55,066
Why the hell do you have Jesus
tattooed on your dick?
397
00:26:56,978 --> 00:26:59,478
So people, when I’m boning 'em,
398
00:26:59,503 --> 00:27:00,682
can say
399
00:27:01,034 --> 00:27:04,472
"I got Jesus inside me.".
400
00:27:15,264 --> 00:27:18,150
I’m gonna vacuum your tongue
right out of your face.
401
00:27:32,482 --> 00:27:33,545
Wait.
402
00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:40,836
I'm gonna cum.
403
00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:42,203
Already?
404
00:27:42,701 --> 00:27:45,622
Don't worry. I'm good
for about 6 times a night.
405
00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:46,993
Nuh-uh.
406
00:27:48,307 --> 00:27:49,606
Four, at least.
407
00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:52,242
What about you?
You anywhere close?
408
00:27:52,502 --> 00:27:55,012
Well, sorta.
409
00:27:56,489 --> 00:27:57,398
I...
410
00:27:57,921 --> 00:28:00,252
I can't hold it much longer.
411
00:28:42,675 --> 00:28:44,950
Where is she?
412
00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:47,642
Where is my little
dandelion flower?
413
00:28:48,911 --> 00:28:50,599
Tell me where she is
414
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:52,890
or you're gonna have
a mangled stump
415
00:28:52,915 --> 00:28:54,985
in place of that
fairy face of yours.
416
00:28:59,111 --> 00:29:00,689
Tell me where she is,
417
00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:03,545
you fucking slimy
piece of queer bait!
418
00:29:03,570 --> 00:29:05,410
I'm right here, love bucket.
419
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:12,210
My pearly dewdrops drops.
420
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,097
I've missed you so much,
my darling.
421
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:25,248
You know I can never live
without you, my bumpkins.
422
00:29:25,273 --> 00:29:27,763
I've dreamed of this
moment for months.
423
00:29:34,969 --> 00:29:36,491
Come on!
424
00:29:36,635 --> 00:29:37,919
But my pants.
425
00:29:39,306 --> 00:29:41,890
C'mon, get in the car!
426
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,084
My babycakes! Cuddle muffin!
427
00:29:44,109 --> 00:29:46,284
Please, please, don't leave me again!
428
00:29:46,308 --> 00:29:46,996
Please!
429
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:49,297
Get a fucking life, dogbreath.
430
00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:52,092
Nooooooo!
431
00:29:52,117 --> 00:29:53,629
Come back!
432
00:29:53,654 --> 00:29:55,192
Babycakes!
433
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,644
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
434
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:13,914
Aah!
435
00:30:14,194 --> 00:30:15,262
Not again.
436
00:30:20,605 --> 00:30:22,670
My fucking arm!
437
00:30:22,873 --> 00:30:25,035
I want it back!
438
00:30:25,719 --> 00:30:26,915
Son of a bitch!
439
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,339
What do I do?! Run!
440
00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:31,750
Get that fucking thing
out of my car!
441
00:30:31,977 --> 00:30:33,526
I'm trying! What do you think?!
442
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,869
Oh, god-fucking-damn it, Amy!
443
00:30:44,681 --> 00:30:47,334
Fucking stomp on
the fucking gas pedals!
444
00:30:47,591 --> 00:30:49,220
Oh, God!
445
00:30:56,665 --> 00:30:58,767
♪♪ Sunshine ♪♪
446
00:30:58,951 --> 00:31:02,347
♪♪ You are my one true love ♪♪
447
00:31:03,048 --> 00:31:05,707
♪♪ You are my one true love ♪♪
448
00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:08,872
♪♪ You are my one true love! ♪♪
449
00:31:08,897 --> 00:31:10,713
What is with you? Do
you have to kill someone
450
00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:13,201
every fucking time
we stop the car?
451
00:31:13,225 --> 00:31:15,706
Well, pardon me for
rescuing your ingrate ass
452
00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:18,028
twice in the same night,
453
00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:20,894
you fucking furry tuna taco.
454
00:31:20,918 --> 00:31:22,794
You don't care about
anything, do you?
455
00:31:22,818 --> 00:31:25,504
You have no guilt, no remorse.
456
00:31:25,529 --> 00:31:27,160
You murdered two people tonight.
457
00:31:27,184 --> 00:31:29,148
Doesn't that faze you at all?
458
00:31:29,172 --> 00:31:31,860
Yeah. I'm bummed.
459
00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:34,142
To the max.
460
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,471
It's not like
I never done it before.
461
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:38,541
Excuse me?
462
00:31:40,509 --> 00:31:42,564
How many people have you...?
463
00:31:42,773 --> 00:31:43,970
Just a few.
464
00:31:44,817 --> 00:31:46,611
And all of them deserved it.
465
00:31:46,788 --> 00:31:48,453
Or they wore a uniform.
466
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,290
Like my first...
467
00:31:51,597 --> 00:31:54,245
This ugly sow of a parking cop.
468
00:31:54,598 --> 00:31:56,124
Y'know they're all
full of themselves,
469
00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:57,405
and they got this fuckin' badge,
470
00:31:57,430 --> 00:31:58,913
and they think they're all bad?
471
00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:01,724
Well, this one lard-ass
cunt tickets me
472
00:32:01,749 --> 00:32:05,052
for being in the red
zone for, like, 10 seconds.
473
00:32:05,618 --> 00:32:07,430
So I’m in the street
arguing with her,
474
00:32:07,454 --> 00:32:09,997
and she's just smiling away,
writin' me up.
475
00:32:10,241 --> 00:32:11,874
I grabbed the bitch
by her kinky 'fro
476
00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:13,989
and I started pounding
her head on the hood
477
00:32:14,013 --> 00:32:16,669
of her nice, white
parking pig-mobile,
478
00:32:16,957 --> 00:32:20,438
and then I slammed the door
on her skull a bunch of times
479
00:32:20,462 --> 00:32:22,172
until she was dead.
480
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,730
La morte. History.
481
00:32:25,118 --> 00:32:27,408
God, will you take
a reality pill?
482
00:32:27,525 --> 00:32:29,061
I still got a scar.
483
00:32:32,593 --> 00:32:35,636
Teeth marks from where
the bitch bit me.
484
00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:41,067
I tell you, those cops...
485
00:32:41,137 --> 00:32:43,569
They're like
goddamn savage animals.
486
00:33:15,831 --> 00:33:17,416
Some nachos?
487
00:33:29,788 --> 00:33:33,168
That'll be $6.66.
488
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:40,076
All hail the coffee
and cigarette god.
489
00:33:41,303 --> 00:33:42,713
Where's my change?
490
00:33:42,737 --> 00:33:44,345
Drop dead, dunghead.
491
00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:47,009
No Zagnut Bars.
492
00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:50,268
Life is a chewy shit sandwich.
493
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:52,451
Well...
494
00:33:52,476 --> 00:33:53,826
What now?
495
00:33:54,149 --> 00:33:56,304
Go fetch me some
Zagnut Bars, wench.
496
00:33:56,329 --> 00:33:57,642
Fuck you.
497
00:33:58,054 --> 00:33:59,016
You already have.
498
00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,689
What?
499
00:34:00,594 --> 00:34:01,710
Fucked me.
500
00:34:02,658 --> 00:34:05,324
You are such a prick.
501
00:34:06,482 --> 00:34:08,618
That's not exactly how you
phrased it last night.
502
00:34:08,643 --> 00:34:09,728
You think you're funny?
503
00:34:09,752 --> 00:34:12,030
Cause you're not.
You're pathetic.
504
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,086
Sniff my finger.
505
00:34:18,111 --> 00:34:19,753
Go ahead.
Sniff my finger and tell me
506
00:34:19,778 --> 00:34:21,260
it doesn't smell
like your girlfriend's
507
00:34:21,285 --> 00:34:23,063
sweet... juicy...
508
00:34:23,088 --> 00:34:23,996
snatch.
509
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,873
I'm gonna strangle you!
510
00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:28,715
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
511
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:43,465
Hi.
512
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:50,568
He's a liar.
513
00:34:50,593 --> 00:34:52,069
You know that, don't you?
514
00:34:52,984 --> 00:34:54,102
Doesn't matter.
515
00:34:54,504 --> 00:34:55,926
Even if I did get
together with him,
516
00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,780
and this isn't saying
I did or anything,
517
00:34:57,805 --> 00:34:59,610
but if I did...
518
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,248
you know that it wouldn't
actually mean anything.
519
00:35:02,273 --> 00:35:06,025
I mean, you know that
I really only love you.
520
00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,190
Right?
521
00:35:09,464 --> 00:35:10,829
Whatever, baby.
522
00:35:20,605 --> 00:35:23,064
I wish we could just
ditch him someplace, Jordan.
523
00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:26,115
Just get rid of him.
Forget he ever existed.
524
00:35:28,069 --> 00:35:29,755
He's not so bad.
525
00:35:29,826 --> 00:35:31,540
I mean...
526
00:35:31,565 --> 00:35:33,445
he's sorta like us.
527
00:35:34,348 --> 00:35:36,749
Lost...
528
00:35:36,774 --> 00:35:38,631
Like he doesn't fit in.
529
00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:42,952
He scares me, Jordan.
530
00:35:43,022 --> 00:35:46,065
Like, I don't know what it is,
531
00:35:46,136 --> 00:35:48,343
there's something
evil about him.
532
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,873
Don't be a corn nut.
533
00:35:53,898 --> 00:35:57,621
Come on. Finish your breakfast.
534
00:35:57,645 --> 00:35:59,864
Then let's get me some clothes.
535
00:35:59,933 --> 00:36:03,046
I feel like a fucking
frat boy in this toga.
536
00:36:21,944 --> 00:36:23,191
Be right back.
537
00:36:31,198 --> 00:36:32,242
What's with you?
538
00:36:32,268 --> 00:36:35,049
You act like somebody
ate your pet hamster.
539
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:36,715
Well, duh?
540
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:39,757
I'm so pissed at you,
I could rip your testicles off
541
00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:41,914
and staple them to your ankles.
542
00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:45,571
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
543
00:36:45,858 --> 00:36:48,020
Tell him what?
544
00:36:48,046 --> 00:36:50,296
What do you think, doorknob?
That we got together.
545
00:36:51,038 --> 00:36:52,465
Didn't you utterly dig it?
546
00:36:52,490 --> 00:36:54,275
That is not the point!
547
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:57,187
Well, what is
the point then, get it?
548
00:36:57,212 --> 00:37:01,268
Guilt is for married old people.
549
00:37:01,293 --> 00:37:02,973
You're incredible.
550
00:37:02,998 --> 00:37:05,910
You aren't even human, are you?
551
00:37:05,935 --> 00:37:08,633
You're like a life support
system for a cock.
552
00:37:10,214 --> 00:37:12,268
This is so fucking Cher.
553
00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:15,099
Look at this thing.
I mean, check it out.
554
00:37:15,124 --> 00:37:16,306
Let me see.
555
00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:24,384
Wow. Can I?
556
00:37:25,855 --> 00:37:27,286
Be my guest.
557
00:37:43,491 --> 00:37:45,127
Jesus, it's a fucking belt.
558
00:37:45,152 --> 00:37:46,937
Don't turn out over it.
559
00:37:47,353 --> 00:37:51,434
Hi. Hmm, mom? Dad?
560
00:37:51,459 --> 00:37:52,524
It's me.
561
00:37:54,298 --> 00:37:58,800
I'm sorta takin' a little
vacation with Amy right now,
562
00:37:58,825 --> 00:38:00,563
and, uh...
563
00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:05,997
fuckin' machine hung up on me.
564
00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:15,019
I'm thirsty.
565
00:38:22,457 --> 00:38:25,750
[OBEY]
566
00:38:44,341 --> 00:38:45,462
So what'll it be?
567
00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:48,693
Shit!
568
00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:51,728
Jordan!
569
00:38:51,753 --> 00:38:53,179
Would you just listen
to me for a second
570
00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:54,839
and forget about
that dweeby game?
571
00:38:56,405 --> 00:38:57,208
Hey!
572
00:38:57,232 --> 00:38:58,300
Jordan.
573
00:39:00,286 --> 00:39:02,264
Sheesh, Amy.
574
00:39:02,334 --> 00:39:05,162
What's the national emergency?
575
00:39:05,741 --> 00:39:08,990
Jordan, would you kindly pull
your head out of your rectal region?
576
00:39:11,844 --> 00:39:14,519
We're accessories
to 2 homicides.
577
00:39:15,235 --> 00:39:17,507
Doesn't that concern you
in the fucking least?
578
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:20,147
Well...
579
00:39:20,172 --> 00:39:22,660
Kitten? Kitten, is that you?
580
00:39:22,684 --> 00:39:23,888
Oh, God!
581
00:39:27,383 --> 00:39:30,001
Don't you recognize me?
582
00:39:30,026 --> 00:39:31,338
It's me.
583
00:39:31,408 --> 00:39:32,354
Ugh.
584
00:39:32,424 --> 00:39:33,653
Brandi...
585
00:39:33,722 --> 00:39:36,511
your eternal love slave.
586
00:39:36,535 --> 00:39:38,059
Your slave.
587
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:39,428
Look, lady, I don't
know who you are...
588
00:39:39,452 --> 00:39:41,084
Has this guy shot
you full of dope
589
00:39:41,108 --> 00:39:42,628
and brainwashed you
like all the others?
590
00:39:42,652 --> 00:39:44,371
You're high, aren't you?
591
00:39:44,395 --> 00:39:45,695
Are you okay? It's me!
592
00:39:45,906 --> 00:39:47,361
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go.
593
00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:48,839
It's me!
594
00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:52,238
I know it's you.
I can, I can smell your perfume.
595
00:39:54,512 --> 00:39:57,793
Get your fucking clammy
hands off me, you crazy bitch!
596
00:39:57,835 --> 00:39:59,289
No!
597
00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,728
He's kidnapped you, right?
598
00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:03,161
And told you he'd kill you
if you acted like you knew me.
599
00:40:03,197 --> 00:40:06,590
Oh, my God! Don't fret!
Don't fret! Brandi's here.
600
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:08,299
I'll save you from this heathen.
601
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:17,268
I'm gonna lop his dick off
602
00:40:17,568 --> 00:40:19,264
like a chicken head.
603
00:40:21,182 --> 00:40:23,593
I can't leave you guys alone
for a minute, can I?
604
00:40:24,544 --> 00:40:25,907
Uhh!
605
00:40:43,299 --> 00:40:46,104
Ahhhh!
606
00:40:47,368 --> 00:40:50,349
Oh, God, I’m sorry.
607
00:40:50,914 --> 00:40:53,187
I'm so sorry!
608
00:40:54,093 --> 00:40:57,003
But it was her. It was Kitten.
609
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,301
I know it was her.
610
00:41:06,957 --> 00:41:08,121
The bitch.
611
00:41:12,357 --> 00:41:14,543
I'm gonna find her...
612
00:41:15,968 --> 00:41:17,783
and then I’m gonna kill her.
613
00:41:19,258 --> 00:41:21,322
This is so nice.
614
00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:26,030
Lying here like 2 spoons
stacked in a drawer.
615
00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:29,556
I hope we die simultaneously.
616
00:41:30,251 --> 00:41:33,278
Like in a fiery car wreck or...
617
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,004
nuclear bomb blast or something.
618
00:41:40,028 --> 00:41:41,560
You're so romantic.
619
00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:46,677
No, for reals.
620
00:41:47,373 --> 00:41:49,970
I don't ever wanna
have to miss you.
621
00:41:52,688 --> 00:41:53,853
Deal.
622
00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,162
♪♪ Row ♪♪
623
00:41:56,187 --> 00:41:57,776
♪♪ Row ♪♪
624
00:41:57,801 --> 00:42:00,606
♪♪ Row your boat ♪♪
625
00:42:00,631 --> 00:42:03,482
♪♪ Gently down the stream ♪♪
626
00:42:03,507 --> 00:42:06,335
♪♪ The stream ♪♪
627
00:42:10,984 --> 00:42:15,531
♪♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪♪
628
00:42:19,634 --> 00:42:23,424
♪♪ Life is but a dream ♪♪
629
00:42:35,071 --> 00:42:36,857
Take it out.
630
00:42:44,691 --> 00:42:46,110
Stroke it.
631
00:42:49,959 --> 00:42:51,960
Squeeze it.
632
00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:55,739
Harder.
633
00:42:59,928 --> 00:43:01,426
Look at it.
634
00:43:04,512 --> 00:43:05,926
Ohh.
635
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,441
Put it in.
636
00:43:14,745 --> 00:43:16,276
When I say okay.
637
00:43:18,751 --> 00:43:23,523
O...
638
00:43:23,592 --> 00:43:24,659
K.
639
00:43:43,297 --> 00:43:45,787
Oh... Amy.
640
00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:50,273
Don't you think sex
is totally strange?
641
00:43:50,342 --> 00:43:54,063
Just the whole idea of it?
642
00:43:54,133 --> 00:43:57,567
It's too fleshy and stiff and
643
00:43:57,636 --> 00:44:02,738
inserted in these warm squishy places.
644
00:44:05,023 --> 00:44:08,642
I think maybe it's more powerful
than we'd like it to be.
645
00:44:11,848 --> 00:44:14,859
It's fuckin' trippy.
646
00:44:15,617 --> 00:44:17,416
That's for sure.
647
00:44:19,555 --> 00:44:21,938
Hmm... kinda like
eating spaghetti.
648
00:44:25,812 --> 00:44:27,478
Why?
649
00:44:34,745 --> 00:44:37,279
You are so great.
650
00:44:41,739 --> 00:44:45,191
Hey, that reminds me.
651
00:44:46,094 --> 00:44:47,841
I'm hungry.
652
00:44:47,911 --> 00:44:50,009
You're always hungry.
653
00:44:51,581 --> 00:44:53,655
It's 'cause I’m a growing boy.
654
00:44:56,818 --> 00:44:58,483
I think I’m gonna walk
down to the AM-PM
655
00:44:58,553 --> 00:45:01,868
and get some shrimp nuggets
or something.
656
00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,121
Want anything?
657
00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:06,567
Mmm, more cigarettes.
658
00:45:07,633 --> 00:45:08,897
Yes, dear.
659
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:17,693
Hey.
660
00:45:29,645 --> 00:45:31,144
I love you, fucker.
661
00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:34,552
Me too, fucker.
662
00:46:00,557 --> 00:46:02,390
[WHAT MADE GARY LEE
CALL HAIR CLUB FOR MEN?]
663
00:46:11,497 --> 00:46:12,394
Pig.
664
00:46:14,326 --> 00:46:16,191
What you watching?
665
00:46:23,669 --> 00:46:26,431
Hey. Come here.
666
00:46:32,779 --> 00:46:34,343
I wanna play a game.
667
00:46:36,359 --> 00:46:38,190
I'm gonna start counting.
668
00:46:38,318 --> 00:46:41,756
If you crack a smile
before I get to 8,
669
00:46:41,781 --> 00:46:43,487
I get to strangle you.
670
00:46:43,558 --> 00:46:45,283
If you don't...
671
00:46:46,614 --> 00:46:49,480
I have to do anything you say.
672
00:46:52,116 --> 00:46:53,348
All right.
673
00:47:01,566 --> 00:47:02,921
1...
674
00:47:03,601 --> 00:47:04,956
2...
675
00:47:06,108 --> 00:47:07,463
3...
676
00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:09,883
4...
677
00:47:10,298 --> 00:47:11,654
5...
678
00:47:13,219 --> 00:47:14,574
6...
679
00:47:16,219 --> 00:47:17,575
7...
680
00:47:18,806 --> 00:47:20,504
7 and a half...
681
00:47:22,098 --> 00:47:23,174
You win.
682
00:47:27,663 --> 00:47:28,705
Go ahead.
683
00:47:59,286 --> 00:48:02,119
I'll take... this, too.
684
00:48:06,474 --> 00:48:08,640
$6.66.
685
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,552
What's Jordan’s like?
686
00:48:22,697 --> 00:48:23,769
What?
687
00:48:23,794 --> 00:48:26,157
You know, his engorged member.
688
00:48:26,227 --> 00:48:28,659
His tumescent love missile.
689
00:48:28,729 --> 00:48:32,362
His throbbing purple
meat scepter.
690
00:48:34,383 --> 00:48:36,511
Why do you wanna know?
691
00:48:36,536 --> 00:48:38,619
I don't know.
692
00:48:38,644 --> 00:48:39,703
I'm curious.
693
00:48:42,340 --> 00:48:45,096
It's all right. It's fine.
694
00:48:47,855 --> 00:48:51,842
What do you mean... it's fine?
695
00:48:51,867 --> 00:48:54,566
Is it the size of a Vienna sausage
696
00:48:54,591 --> 00:48:56,935
or like a baby's arm?
697
00:48:57,054 --> 00:49:00,091
Is it cut? Is it uncut?
698
00:49:00,116 --> 00:49:03,683
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
699
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:06,129
Does it go in a
south-easterly direction?
700
00:49:08,064 --> 00:49:10,395
Does it curve? Is it straight?
701
00:49:12,172 --> 00:49:15,093
Is it shaped like a
fucking corkscrew or what?
702
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:18,718
What difference
does it make to you?
703
00:49:18,743 --> 00:49:21,694
Does he plunge it
into you long...
704
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,663
slow...
705
00:49:23,688 --> 00:49:25,197
and deep...
706
00:49:25,278 --> 00:49:26,824
like this?
707
00:49:26,849 --> 00:49:29,949
Or is he quick,
short, and shallow
708
00:49:29,974 --> 00:49:32,105
like a jackrabbit?
709
00:49:33,869 --> 00:49:37,604
Does he make
noises like... this?
710
00:49:40,275 --> 00:49:41,207
No.
711
00:49:42,285 --> 00:49:44,082
Or does he make 'em like...
712
00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:49,818
I know, he's probably a whimperer, huh?
713
00:49:49,843 --> 00:49:51,231
Oooooh!
714
00:49:51,301 --> 00:49:52,231
Ooh! Ooh!
715
00:49:52,301 --> 00:49:54,938
Oh! Oh! Oh!
716
00:49:54,963 --> 00:49:58,668
Would you kindly stop
babbling and fuck me already?
717
00:50:07,915 --> 00:50:09,630
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
718
00:50:09,656 --> 00:50:11,877
Oh, my God! Oh!
719
00:50:38,192 --> 00:50:39,235
Yee-haw!
720
00:51:59,589 --> 00:52:00,906
Where you been?
721
00:52:02,922 --> 00:52:04,612
Nowhere.
722
00:52:09,571 --> 00:52:12,415
I was worried about you, doofus.
723
00:52:12,484 --> 00:52:14,183
Sorry.
724
00:52:15,554 --> 00:52:16,596
Come over here.
725
00:52:29,792 --> 00:52:32,258
You know, just 'cause he and I...
726
00:52:34,229 --> 00:52:38,824
It doesn't mean
I’m really like all that.
727
00:52:39,636 --> 00:52:40,934
Whatever.
728
00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:44,363
I know.
729
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:24,195
This is the currency we've linked
730
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:28,596
to the December 17 QuickieMart
robbery and homicide in Tarzana.
731
00:53:28,621 --> 00:53:33,040
The suspects, a paramilitary
brigade of 3 youths,
732
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:36,954
appear to be on a free-wheeling
crime spree heading north.
733
00:53:37,024 --> 00:53:40,924
We've run a fingerprint check
through the mother computer in D.C.
734
00:53:40,949 --> 00:53:43,587
And thus far have ID'ed
one of the suspects...
735
00:53:43,613 --> 00:53:47,132
Amy Blue, age 18.
736
00:53:47,264 --> 00:53:49,968
Height: 5'1", weight: 92 lbs.
737
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:52,089
Eyes: hazel, hair: brown.
738
00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:57,222
Cumulative SAT score: 666.
739
00:54:02,202 --> 00:54:05,378
Should be considered
armed and dangerous.
740
00:54:06,367 --> 00:54:08,219
Amy Blue.
741
00:54:08,926 --> 00:54:12,088
Gentlemen,
I want you to find her,
742
00:54:12,461 --> 00:54:14,192
and if necessary...
743
00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:16,321
kill her.
744
00:54:22,645 --> 00:54:23,943
Good morning.
745
00:54:26,257 --> 00:54:28,056
Mmm.
746
00:54:28,081 --> 00:54:32,305
Don't kiss me.
My breath is totally skanky.
747
00:54:34,907 --> 00:54:36,601
Wait till I brush my teeth.
748
00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:41,590
Hey...
749
00:54:42,858 --> 00:54:44,286
Y'know what?
750
00:54:46,603 --> 00:54:47,655
What?
751
00:54:48,423 --> 00:54:51,356
This is the first we've
ever slept together
752
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:53,989
and woken up together.
753
00:54:54,684 --> 00:54:56,457
In a real bed, I mean.
754
00:54:58,543 --> 00:55:01,762
You're the bright red cherry
on top of my sundae.
755
00:55:06,476 --> 00:55:08,328
Goofball.
756
00:55:11,802 --> 00:55:14,467
Rise and shine, monkeybutt.
757
00:55:14,537 --> 00:55:16,024
Oh.
758
00:55:22,785 --> 00:55:23,716
Mmm.
759
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:34,100
♪♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪♪
760
00:55:34,171 --> 00:55:37,107
♪♪ Went up the water spout ♪♪
761
00:55:37,177 --> 00:55:39,543
♪♪ Down came the rain ♪♪
762
00:55:39,601 --> 00:55:42,128
♪♪ And washed the spider out ♪♪
763
00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:44,786
I have died and gone
to hell for my sins.
764
00:55:48,033 --> 00:55:49,816
Come on, man.
765
00:55:50,173 --> 00:55:52,425
It's the dawning
of a brand new day.
766
00:55:54,530 --> 00:55:57,232
Suck my stump-toed laddy lump.
767
00:55:58,868 --> 00:56:00,793
So, what happened last night?
768
00:56:02,065 --> 00:56:04,116
A mayonnaise on twat?
769
00:56:05,025 --> 00:56:06,092
Huh?
770
00:56:06,826 --> 00:56:10,229
A mayo on twat. A threeway.
771
00:56:11,302 --> 00:56:15,240
A double-stuff E.T. finger touch.
772
00:56:15,508 --> 00:56:16,775
What?
773
00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:20,115
Mmm.
774
00:56:21,687 --> 00:56:24,222
You know, in E.T.,
where the kid and E.T.,
775
00:56:24,292 --> 00:56:26,225
they touch fingers,
and then they go...
776
00:56:28,564 --> 00:56:30,325
Ouch.
777
00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:32,704
Shit.
778
00:56:33,110 --> 00:56:35,577
You must have been wasted.
779
00:56:40,546 --> 00:56:42,612
So, have you ever done that?
780
00:56:45,471 --> 00:56:51,177
You mean, like, have sex
with two people at the same time?
781
00:56:51,621 --> 00:56:52,803
Mm-hmm.
782
00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:55,424
No.
783
00:56:56,649 --> 00:56:58,649
It's the best.
784
00:57:00,294 --> 00:57:02,347
You start building up
this momentum,
785
00:57:02,707 --> 00:57:04,503
this rhythm...
786
00:57:04,528 --> 00:57:06,793
you know, like a piston engine.
787
00:57:06,818 --> 00:57:09,091
And you're all pounding away...
788
00:57:10,830 --> 00:57:14,713
and your balls are slappin'
against the other guy's...
789
00:57:15,581 --> 00:57:19,418
and you can actually
feel his cock
790
00:57:19,630 --> 00:57:21,415
through the girl's insides.
791
00:57:23,698 --> 00:57:26,295
What are you 2 homos
gabbing about now?
792
00:57:28,319 --> 00:57:30,465
Have either of you ever
done it with an animal?
793
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:31,919
What?
794
00:57:32,484 --> 00:57:35,024
Have either of you ever
had sex with an animal?
795
00:57:35,048 --> 00:57:36,160
Just you.
796
00:57:36,874 --> 00:57:38,803
Har har har.
797
00:57:38,827 --> 00:57:40,891
No, really.
798
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,838
Have you?
799
00:57:44,122 --> 00:57:46,330
When I was a kid, we had a
golden retriever named Honey.
800
00:57:46,354 --> 00:57:49,553
I do not want to hear
any more of this story.
801
00:57:49,578 --> 00:57:51,474
It was a consenting adult.
802
00:57:54,612 --> 00:57:56,707
I fucked a cantaloupe once.
803
00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:00,412
This song always
reminds me of Scooter.
804
00:58:00,437 --> 00:58:01,870
Who's Scooter?
805
00:58:02,789 --> 00:58:05,975
He was, like, my best friend
all through high school.
806
00:58:07,314 --> 00:58:09,102
One day, he brought
a gun to physics class,
807
00:58:09,127 --> 00:58:10,669
and told everyone he was
going to shoot himself
808
00:58:10,694 --> 00:58:13,355
in the bathroom, and he did.
809
00:58:13,752 --> 00:58:15,156
He was always depressed.
810
00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:17,102
Always pulling shit like that,
811
00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:18,829
so nobody believed him.
812
00:58:20,939 --> 00:58:22,355
That's funny.
813
00:58:24,118 --> 00:58:25,673
Like, at first, it's all weird,
814
00:58:25,697 --> 00:58:27,518
and you're all bummed and shit,
815
00:58:28,553 --> 00:58:30,362
like, this person you
used to hang out with
816
00:58:30,386 --> 00:58:33,835
all of a sudden doesn't,
like, exist anymore.
817
00:58:34,485 --> 00:58:37,322
Then you just get over it
and move on.
818
00:58:38,398 --> 00:58:39,665
It was almost for the best.
819
00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:42,773
I mean, Scooter was
so sad all the time.
820
00:58:43,813 --> 00:58:46,119
Me and him used to sit in
my room, getting stoned,
821
00:58:46,144 --> 00:58:48,061
listening to The Smiths.
822
00:58:49,322 --> 00:58:52,112
Like, he was over the night
before he killed himself.
823
00:58:52,813 --> 00:58:53,874
Right in the middle
of Unloveable,
824
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:57,142
he just started
crying like crazy.
825
00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:59,523
He was really into The Smiths.
826
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:06,235
Hey, Amy, remember the
time we lost my mom's car?
827
00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:08,071
After the Thrill Kill Kult
concert?
828
00:59:09,815 --> 00:59:11,435
We were so trashed,
829
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,897
we couldn't remember
where we left the car.
830
00:59:14,354 --> 00:59:16,524
And we looked and looked,
831
00:59:16,593 --> 00:59:19,791
and we walked around and around,
832
00:59:20,093 --> 00:59:21,762
but we could not find
the fucking thing
833
00:59:21,787 --> 00:59:23,474
to save our life.
834
00:59:24,015 --> 00:59:26,760
We finally ended up
taking a cab home.
835
00:59:26,784 --> 00:59:28,314
Which you puked in.
836
00:59:28,339 --> 00:59:30,268
Which you puked in.
837
00:59:31,579 --> 00:59:33,354
Wait. Wait.
838
00:59:37,203 --> 00:59:40,031
How revolting.
839
00:59:40,832 --> 00:59:41,875
Shit.
840
00:59:48,131 --> 00:59:50,091
Amy, what?
841
00:59:52,253 --> 00:59:53,614
Oh, fuck.
842
01:00:34,504 --> 01:00:35,943
Oh, my God.
843
01:00:36,244 --> 01:00:37,580
Do something.
844
01:00:38,127 --> 01:00:39,410
Like what?
845
01:00:39,966 --> 01:00:41,741
I don't know. Something.
846
01:00:42,637 --> 01:00:44,164
What do I look like,
847
01:00:44,189 --> 01:00:46,017
a fucking veterinarian?
848
01:00:47,734 --> 01:00:49,096
Oh, God.
849
01:00:55,289 --> 01:00:57,001
What are you doing?
850
01:01:05,318 --> 01:01:07,447
Jesus fucking Christ.
851
01:01:26,112 --> 01:01:27,674
The world sucks.
852
01:01:32,806 --> 01:01:34,524
Bro, snag the imports.
853
01:01:35,163 --> 01:01:36,821
They got extra tracks.
854
01:01:36,846 --> 01:01:38,823
Oh, right.
855
01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,672
♪♪ Is there any dream ♪♪
856
01:01:41,697 --> 01:01:43,622
♪♪ That plays the fool ♪♪
857
01:01:43,647 --> 01:01:45,770
♪♪ Like me? ♪♪
858
01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:51,294
Hey.
859
01:01:52,132 --> 01:01:54,917
Just wish I could crawl in
here and disappear forever.
860
01:01:57,853 --> 01:02:00,216
Don't you have that
at home already?
861
01:02:04,672 --> 01:02:06,535
I miss my records.
862
01:02:10,181 --> 01:02:12,253
Well, well, well,
men, lookie here.
863
01:02:12,278 --> 01:02:14,912
Yeah, check out that
tight bubble-butt, George.
864
01:02:14,937 --> 01:02:16,358
Oh, stop, Dan.
865
01:02:16,383 --> 01:02:17,752
I'm gonna pop a boner.
866
01:02:17,822 --> 01:02:19,018
Hey, sailor,
867
01:02:19,254 --> 01:02:20,720
like your pretty earrings.
868
01:02:20,998 --> 01:02:22,509
Leave him alone, Pat.
869
01:02:22,534 --> 01:02:25,676
Can't you see he's
a shy, sensitive flower?
870
01:02:25,801 --> 01:02:27,066
Hey, X...
871
01:02:27,955 --> 01:02:29,505
What's going on here, man?
872
01:02:29,742 --> 01:02:30,819
No way.
873
01:02:31,476 --> 01:02:32,855
Can't be.
874
01:02:34,612 --> 01:02:35,836
Bambi?
875
01:02:36,593 --> 01:02:38,000
Is that really you?
876
01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:39,856
Fuck.
877
01:02:41,527 --> 01:02:43,284
It's me, George.
878
01:02:43,407 --> 01:02:44,802
Your poopsie.
879
01:02:45,018 --> 01:02:46,637
Your snuggly bear.
880
01:02:46,757 --> 01:02:47,777
Look, smegma breath,
881
01:02:47,802 --> 01:02:49,345
I don't know who the
fuck you think I am.
882
01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:52,132
Will you just do me a
favor and evacuate?
883
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,731
Bambi. Bubbeleh.
884
01:02:54,964 --> 01:02:56,130
Don't do this.
885
01:02:56,338 --> 01:02:57,663
Fuck this shit.
886
01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:00,440
Bambi.
887
01:03:00,623 --> 01:03:02,249
Bambi!
888
01:03:02,408 --> 01:03:03,704
Please.
889
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:31,930
Dig it.
890
01:03:31,954 --> 01:03:33,641
Someone made the bed.
891
01:03:38,695 --> 01:03:41,374
I just hope we don't
catch crabs or something.
892
01:03:53,919 --> 01:03:56,844
Life is lonely,
boring, and dumb.
893
01:04:01,697 --> 01:04:03,908
Jordan, you want heads or tails?
894
01:04:05,025 --> 01:04:06,350
Huh?
895
01:04:07,613 --> 01:04:09,280
Heads or tails?
896
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:12,736
Whatever.
897
01:04:15,127 --> 01:04:16,470
Heads...
898
01:04:17,310 --> 01:04:18,581
tails.
899
01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:25,888
Heads.
900
01:04:31,052 --> 01:04:32,121
Oh, well.
901
01:04:42,483 --> 01:04:44,022
Is there any more beer?
902
01:04:45,718 --> 01:04:47,491
In the trunk.
903
01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:54,871
Have fun.
904
01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:02,794
Huh?
905
01:05:02,818 --> 01:05:04,454
Give me your finger.
906
01:05:06,674 --> 01:05:07,707
Mmm.
907
01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:10,747
Stick it up my asshole.
908
01:05:10,772 --> 01:05:11,605
What?
909
01:05:11,727 --> 01:05:13,314
Stick your finger up my asshole.
910
01:05:13,338 --> 01:05:15,402
Repulse me. No way.
911
01:05:15,426 --> 01:05:16,426
Come on.
912
01:05:16,472 --> 01:05:18,969
That is the sickest,
most grotesque thing...
913
01:05:18,993 --> 01:05:19,993
Do it.
914
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:31,197
Ow!
915
01:05:32,573 --> 01:05:34,813
Wait. Nice and easy.
916
01:05:55,688 --> 01:05:56,788
♪♪ Shnoobish ♪♪
917
01:05:56,813 --> 01:05:58,374
♪♪ Shnoobie ♪♪
918
01:05:58,873 --> 01:06:01,215
♪♪ Schmoke a doobie ♪♪
919
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,175
♪♪ Shnoobie ♪♪
920
01:06:18,163 --> 01:06:19,942
You're up to bat.
921
01:06:19,967 --> 01:06:23,068
Don't tell me you hogged
all the brewskis.
922
01:06:31,043 --> 01:06:33,058
Nothing makes me thirstier than a...
923
01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:34,222
wicked...
924
01:06:34,247 --> 01:06:35,386
excellent...
925
01:06:36,084 --> 01:06:37,470
fuck.
926
01:06:43,609 --> 01:06:44,960
Go for it, boy-o.
927
01:06:49,595 --> 01:06:50,971
Hey, X...
928
01:06:54,027 --> 01:06:55,582
do you like slam dancing?
929
01:06:56,327 --> 01:06:57,796
It's all right,
930
01:06:57,822 --> 01:07:01,209
except you get someone's
elbow in your eye or...
931
01:07:01,234 --> 01:07:03,953
a steel-toe boot in your crotch.
932
01:07:05,896 --> 01:07:06,767
Why?
933
01:07:10,445 --> 01:07:12,427
Have you ever...
934
01:07:12,452 --> 01:07:13,828
I mean...
935
01:07:17,588 --> 01:07:19,265
does it, like...
936
01:07:19,290 --> 01:07:21,742
All those bodies,
937
01:07:21,767 --> 01:07:24,419
all that sweating and...
938
01:07:25,026 --> 01:07:27,336
pushing and shoving...
939
01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:31,576
Does it give me a hard-on?
940
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:37,392
Yeah, always.
941
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,617
I, uh...
942
01:07:51,641 --> 01:07:52,641
better...
943
01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:57,100
Yeah.
944
01:08:08,038 --> 01:08:09,412
Hey, X...
945
01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:16,964
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
946
01:08:19,314 --> 01:08:20,857
Huh?
947
01:08:22,716 --> 01:08:26,042
You ever wonder why we exist?
948
01:08:26,313 --> 01:08:27,452
No.
949
01:08:29,521 --> 01:08:30,896
What for?
950
01:08:34,898 --> 01:08:36,262
No reason.
951
01:09:16,288 --> 01:09:17,152
Hey.
952
01:09:20,018 --> 01:09:21,360
Hey, Amy.
953
01:09:21,944 --> 01:09:23,637
What?
954
01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:26,790
You...
955
01:09:27,034 --> 01:09:31,220
You ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
956
01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:34,410
You gotta be kidding.
957
01:09:34,467 --> 01:09:35,627
No.
958
01:09:35,701 --> 01:09:37,193
Really.
959
01:09:37,263 --> 01:09:39,554
Don't you think about it?
960
01:09:39,671 --> 01:09:41,334
Christ, Jordan,
I’m just about to come.
961
01:09:41,358 --> 01:09:43,637
Can we talk about this later?
962
01:09:44,878 --> 01:09:46,239
I guess.
963
01:10:01,638 --> 01:10:03,765
Ow!
964
01:10:03,791 --> 01:10:06,548
What the fuck are you doing?
965
01:10:06,701 --> 01:10:09,824
Relax. You'll like it.
966
01:10:10,269 --> 01:10:13,858
I'm not gonna like your finger
shoved up my shit chute.
967
01:10:13,884 --> 01:10:15,909
That's grodified!
968
01:10:15,933 --> 01:10:17,531
Jordan, will you
stop being so uptight
969
01:10:17,555 --> 01:10:18,575
and live a little?
970
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,325
Jesus.
971
01:10:21,192 --> 01:10:23,384
I don't know, Amy.
972
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:27,276
Take a walk on the wild side.
973
01:10:28,769 --> 01:10:29,186
Oh.
974
01:10:29,211 --> 01:10:30,371
Trust me.
975
01:10:38,819 --> 01:10:41,098
Oh... Amy...
976
01:10:41,408 --> 01:10:45,450
Just... re... lax.
977
01:10:45,765 --> 01:10:47,301
Oh, Amy.
978
01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:49,159
Ohh!
979
01:10:49,184 --> 01:10:50,045
Unh!
980
01:11:18,961 --> 01:11:20,288
Ohh!
981
01:11:46,675 --> 01:11:49,303
Unh! Unh!
982
01:12:00,887 --> 01:12:02,039
Shit.
983
01:12:02,064 --> 01:12:03,857
What?
984
01:12:04,317 --> 01:12:07,007
What is it?
985
01:12:07,032 --> 01:12:08,964
I gotta pee.
986
01:12:09,404 --> 01:12:11,463
Right now?
987
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:13,639
It's not like I wanna get up
988
01:12:13,665 --> 01:12:15,985
and go out in the fucking
freezing cold, you know?
989
01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:19,363
When nature calls,
it fucking hollers.
990
01:12:20,154 --> 01:12:23,410
Hey... just go ahead
and let it rip
991
01:12:23,514 --> 01:12:25,075
while we're all cumming.
992
01:12:25,110 --> 01:12:26,669
-Eww.
-Yuck!
993
01:12:27,086 --> 01:12:29,212
That is so vile and beastly.
994
01:12:29,238 --> 01:12:31,295
I can't believe any human being
995
01:12:31,321 --> 01:12:32,605
could even conceive of it.
996
01:12:32,631 --> 01:12:36,615
Jeez. Little Miss
Polly Pureheart.
997
01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:40,731
You are a demon from hell.
998
01:12:48,397 --> 01:12:50,558
Girls have no sense
of adventure.
999
01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:56,436
I guess.
1000
01:13:02,999 --> 01:13:04,628
She better hurry.
1001
01:13:04,778 --> 01:13:07,475
My woody's starting to droop.
1002
01:13:08,638 --> 01:13:10,001
Mine's not.
1003
01:13:17,243 --> 01:13:19,872
What the fuck?
1004
01:13:19,898 --> 01:13:22,624
♪♪ Two little faggots ♪♪
1005
01:13:22,716 --> 01:13:25,544
♪♪ Sittin' in a bed ♪♪
1006
01:13:25,730 --> 01:13:28,259
♪♪ One eatin' ass ♪♪
1007
01:13:28,285 --> 01:13:30,613
♪♪ And the other givin' head ♪♪
1008
01:13:30,748 --> 01:13:33,377
♪♪ Dirty perverted scum ♪♪
1009
01:13:33,632 --> 01:13:36,689
♪♪ Make me see red ♪♪
1010
01:13:36,715 --> 01:13:39,609
♪♪ The world will be a purer place ♪♪
1011
01:13:39,757 --> 01:13:42,232
♪♪ When they're both dead ♪♪
1012
01:13:42,621 --> 01:13:45,269
X, is this your idea?
1013
01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:46,458
Shut up.
1014
01:13:53,348 --> 01:13:54,704
X?
1015
01:13:54,730 --> 01:13:56,359
Where are you, man?
1016
01:13:57,111 --> 01:13:58,155
Guys?
1017
01:13:59,113 --> 01:14:02,275
The other one's back over there.
1018
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:04,801
Amy?
1019
01:14:06,464 --> 01:14:07,562
X?
1020
01:14:09,690 --> 01:14:12,219
No! Aah!
1021
01:14:23,046 --> 01:14:25,876
Leave her alone! Aah!
1022
01:14:25,902 --> 01:14:27,432
Dan...
1023
01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:29,969
Please fire up
our favorite song.
1024
01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:35,337
Aah!
1025
01:14:36,834 --> 01:14:39,529
I pledge allegiance...
1026
01:14:39,711 --> 01:14:41,470
to the flag...
1027
01:14:41,496 --> 01:14:43,624
of the United States...
1028
01:14:44,187 --> 01:14:46,052
of America...
1029
01:14:46,078 --> 01:14:48,740
and to the republic...
1030
01:14:48,766 --> 01:14:50,961
for which it stands...
1031
01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:52,684
one nation...
1032
01:14:52,710 --> 01:14:54,007
under God...
1033
01:14:54,033 --> 01:14:55,363
indivisible...
1034
01:14:55,389 --> 01:14:56,951
Leave her the fuck alone!
1035
01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:58,324
Aah!
1036
01:14:58,349 --> 01:15:00,031
With liberty...
1037
01:15:00,056 --> 01:15:02,361
and justice...
1038
01:15:05,176 --> 01:15:07,703
You fucking bitch.
1039
01:15:08,643 --> 01:15:10,872
Leave her alone!
1040
01:15:11,561 --> 01:15:11,979
Oh!
1041
01:15:12,004 --> 01:15:14,887
You are gonna pay for that...
1042
01:15:14,913 --> 01:15:16,282
baby.
1043
01:15:19,492 --> 01:15:22,503
Part them succulent
meat curtains, darlin',
1044
01:15:22,529 --> 01:15:26,330
and get ready for the
religious experience of your life.
1045
01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:28,637
You fucking asshole!
1046
01:15:28,831 --> 01:15:31,172
Stop it! Stop it!
1047
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:32,553
Stop it!
1048
01:15:32,577 --> 01:15:35,675
Just be patient, honey.
You'll get yours.
1049
01:15:36,064 --> 01:15:37,764
That's what your mom said!
1050
01:15:37,789 --> 01:15:40,044
Only I couldn't
hear her as well!
1051
01:15:40,069 --> 01:15:43,020
She had my sperm
gurgling in her mouth!
1052
01:15:47,933 --> 01:15:51,310
Don't... you... ever...
1053
01:15:51,335 --> 01:15:54,151
talk about my mother like that!
1054
01:15:56,995 --> 01:15:59,696
You! You! You!
1055
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:03,436
You, dude, are gonna die!
1056
01:16:03,461 --> 01:16:06,005
And you, Bambi,
1057
01:16:06,030 --> 01:16:10,546
you lying, filthy, fucking slut,
1058
01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:12,645
you're gonna watch me
1059
01:16:12,670 --> 01:16:16,013
help your little fairy boy toy
1060
01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:19,607
shuffle off this mortal coil!
1061
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:29,997
Kiss your puny...
1062
01:16:30,022 --> 01:16:31,669
worthless...
1063
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:35,005
cock... goodbye.
1064
01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:45,903
Aah!
1065
01:16:49,656 --> 01:16:52,841
Any last words, queer?
1066
01:16:54,417 --> 01:16:55,867
Amy...
1067
01:16:58,310 --> 01:16:59,358
I...
1068
01:16:59,602 --> 01:17:01,314
I love...
1069
01:17:12,476 --> 01:17:16,575
Isn't love a many-
splendored thing?
1070
01:17:20,552 --> 01:17:23,696
Wake up, loverboy!
1071
01:17:24,195 --> 01:17:28,601
Open wide and say yummy-yum-yum!
1072
01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:31,574
Ha ha ha!
1073
01:17:34,114 --> 01:17:36,458
Aah!
1074
01:19:21,302 --> 01:19:23,030
You want a Dorito?