1 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:10,501 I was living in this duplex. For the first time, I was alone. 2 00:02:10,661 --> 00:02:17,060 No dorm, no roommates, my own place. I was so happy. 3 00:02:18,819 --> 00:02:22,100 I had my own parking space. 4 00:02:37,659 --> 00:02:40,859 Where I come from, they don't keep them in cages. 5 00:02:41,018 --> 00:02:46,499 They keep them in bins, you know, so you can reach in and touch them. 6 00:03:03,579 --> 00:03:05,059 - Hello. - Need some help? 7 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:07,660 No, I... Well, yeah, thanks. 8 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:18,618 I'm from Spain. 9 00:03:18,778 --> 00:03:22,259 - Really? Which part? - Galicia. 10 00:03:22,659 --> 00:03:25,899 I'm taking engineering at U of W. I like Seattle. 11 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:30,138 "U-Dub." That's what people call it here. 12 00:03:30,298 --> 00:03:33,978 Finally, a local tells me some secrets. 13 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:38,818 You don't have to stay. This is gonna take some time. 14 00:03:38,979 --> 00:03:41,139 Where else do I have to go? 15 00:03:41,299 --> 00:03:46,298 In one week, I have to go back to Spain. My visa runs out. 16 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,578 U- Dub. 17 00:04:18,698 --> 00:04:22,497 This is Linda Powell from the Seattle Environmental Council. 18 00:04:22,657 --> 00:04:25,097 Okay, great. Thank you. Bye-bye. 19 00:04:25,258 --> 00:04:29,297 Yes, that's right, there's another spill in Bellingham. 20 00:04:29,457 --> 00:04:32,217 We gotta get somebody out there... 21 00:04:32,377 --> 00:04:35,937 Ruth, how long have I been saying there are no guys? 22 00:04:36,098 --> 00:04:37,418 Forever. 23 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:41,216 I met one. I met one when I was least expecting it. 24 00:04:41,376 --> 00:04:42,817 You held out on me. 25 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:45,497 He's an engineering student from Spain. 26 00:04:45,657 --> 00:04:49,378 His visa runs out in two days. He's... 27 00:04:49,937 --> 00:04:53,377 He's like a comet. What do I do? 28 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:55,658 I wish you could stay. 29 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:59,776 If I overstay my visa, I can't come back for five years. 30 00:05:00,096 --> 00:05:04,137 - Were you ever gonna come back? - Well, now I have a reason. 31 00:05:07,257 --> 00:05:10,216 I want you to have this. 32 00:05:11,737 --> 00:05:15,656 I wish I was better able to tell you what I am thinking. 33 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:20,496 But this is a symbol of our future. 34 00:05:23,176 --> 00:05:28,017 I want to return in two months and see you again. 35 00:05:32,977 --> 00:05:37,375 I don't really have much to give you, but... 36 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:40,856 It's important to me. 37 00:05:43,096 --> 00:05:46,097 Use this when you get back. 38 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:52,176 You'll always have a parking space. 39 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:07,616 Hello. 40 00:06:07,776 --> 00:06:11,816 Don't wake up. I'm getting on the plane. I wanted to say bye. 41 00:06:11,975 --> 00:06:18,376 - I'll see you soon. Goodbye, Linda. - Goodbye, honey. I miss you already. 42 00:06:20,695 --> 00:06:24,256 Did you perform any other acts with him before he left? 43 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:30,294 It's amazing. We can't hide things in language. We speak in basics. 44 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,015 "Basics"? 45 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:37,495 If I married him, he could live here. I'd always have someone to go out with. 46 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:40,936 You're talking about marrying this guy? 47 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:44,255 I'm tired of all the games. 48 00:06:47,094 --> 00:06:51,015 If you were married, would we still go out dancing? 49 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:54,774 - We will always go out dancing. - What?! 50 00:06:54,974 --> 00:06:58,535 We will always go out dancing! 51 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:57,174 This is the Genie. Can't go wrong with this garage-door opener. 52 00:07:57,334 --> 00:08:02,013 Here's the Liftrex and the Liftrex Super. Might be more than you need. 53 00:08:02,173 --> 00:08:05,253 And, of course, the Linear pocket pager, beeper... 54 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:08,853 ...garage-door opener combo. 55 00:08:09,854 --> 00:08:13,734 Give me the best one you have. I'll never lose it again. 56 00:08:26,014 --> 00:08:29,734 I recently broke up with Jennifer, my last girlfriend. 57 00:08:29,893 --> 00:08:33,053 I did it in a crowded restaurant. 58 00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:37,493 She just stared at me with that look: "How can you pass me up?" 59 00:08:37,653 --> 00:08:41,333 I told her we weren't right, all the stuff we both knew. 60 00:08:41,493 --> 00:08:45,853 I realized I was wrong, tried to get back with her. She won't see me. 61 00:08:46,013 --> 00:08:48,533 Now she's with Tony. 62 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:54,452 Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with Tony's other girl, Rita. 63 00:08:54,612 --> 00:08:57,853 Rita, who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. 64 00:08:58,013 --> 00:09:01,652 So do I tell Jennifer I know Tony's going out with Rita... 65 00:09:01,812 --> 00:09:05,052 ...or do I tell Rita I know about Tony and Jennifer? 66 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:08,612 Tony will tell Jennifer I was dating Rita when I was with her. 67 00:09:08,773 --> 00:09:12,211 How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know. 68 00:09:12,892 --> 00:09:18,132 Sometimes I wish it was as simple as this postcard somebody sent me once. 69 00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:23,972 Isn't that great? 70 00:09:28,053 --> 00:09:30,291 I don't know. I think... 71 00:09:30,452 --> 00:09:32,731 Cliff! I'm talking here, man. 72 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:37,732 I'm back to the beginning. 73 00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:40,932 My dad left home when I was 8. He said to me: 74 00:09:41,092 --> 00:09:44,532 "Have fun. Stay single." 75 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,891 I was 8. 76 00:09:47,851 --> 00:09:51,691 My mom's a teacher. She took me to a doctor to learn about sex. 77 00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:52,971 He was from Boston. 78 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:58,211 The father and the mother have finally learned to come together. 79 00:09:58,371 --> 00:10:02,171 The father inserts his penis... 80 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:06,170 You do know what the penis is, don't you, Steve? 81 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:13,530 The father inserts the penis into the mother's vagina. 82 00:10:13,691 --> 00:10:19,252 This is called intercourse, and what comes out is called sperm. 83 00:10:19,611 --> 00:10:24,370 And then, the man keeps moving until something squirts out of his penis. 84 00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:27,330 - What? - Yeah, what comes out? 85 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:30,851 - Spam! - Oh, man! 86 00:10:34,011 --> 00:10:37,531 So maybe it was never simple. I'll tell you this... 87 00:10:37,691 --> 00:10:42,571 ...for the next three years, I'm going to concentrate on work. 88 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:46,490 Work is the only thing I have complete control over. 89 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:48,891 Work. 90 00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:50,850 I gotta go. 91 00:11:17,730 --> 00:11:21,730 I'm 23. Remember how old 23 seemed when you were little? 92 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:26,370 I thought people would be traveling in air locks and I'd have five kids. 93 00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:29,250 Here I am, 23. 94 00:11:29,409 --> 00:11:33,130 Things are... They're basically the same. 95 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:36,770 I think time's running out to do something bizarre. 96 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:41,889 Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. 97 00:11:43,289 --> 00:11:46,889 I get inspiration from my boyfriend. He's a musician. 98 00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:06,049 His band put out an independent album last month. He's a good artist too. 99 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:17,448 He's like a Renaissance man. 100 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:20,129 I'm so glad he moved into my building. 101 00:12:39,048 --> 00:12:42,168 Janet. What's the ordeal? 102 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:47,289 Your machine wasn't on, and I was supposed to see you Saturday but... 103 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:51,007 So I just thought I'd come by and say, hi. 104 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,568 - Hi. - Hey. 105 00:12:53,728 --> 00:12:57,768 - So how about this weekend? - This weekend we're really busy. 106 00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:00,128 - We got that show, right? - Yeah, that show. 107 00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:02,968 - We got these guys coming from L.A. - Great. 108 00:13:03,128 --> 00:13:05,449 - It's gonna be rocking. - Bye, Cliff. 109 00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:08,007 - So come over after. - Deal. 110 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:14,167 Look, Janet, you know I see other people still, right? 111 00:13:14,368 --> 00:13:17,207 You do know that, don't you? 112 00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:20,848 You don't fool me. 113 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,047 Janet, I could not be fooling you less. 114 00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:27,488 Cliff, you gotta move your truck, man. 115 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:30,527 I know what you're thinking. We connected. 116 00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:35,008 And when you make the connection, chemistry takes care of itself. 117 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:39,807 So sit back and enjoy it because you know when it's real. This is real. 118 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:43,006 We just don't even have to discuss it. 119 00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:46,887 Janet, you're spazzing off on me. 120 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,567 Hey, Cliff, while we're young. 121 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:08,447 So I'll see you Saturday, and then I'll help you with your speakers. 122 00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:15,687 What can I say, man? She's crazy about me. 123 00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:21,446 Check it out, my new Gortec watch. 124 00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:25,006 I can store 20 numbers. Tonight, I'll fill it. 125 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:28,327 All or nothing. Tonight, I'll be the super me. 126 00:14:28,686 --> 00:14:33,126 What if the super you meets the super her, and the super her rejects you? 127 00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:35,687 - Then it's no problem. - Why? 128 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:39,286 Because it was never you. It was just an act. 129 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,526 - I live my life like a French movie. - What? 130 00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:48,646 Webster and 24th, it should be here. 131 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,927 Let's ask this clown where the club is. 132 00:14:54,525 --> 00:14:55,926 Hey, man... 133 00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:58,245 ...where's De Soto? 134 00:15:00,645 --> 00:15:03,966 I get it, you're a mime. Mime the address. 135 00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:07,845 Well, give me a ride, and I'll show you. 136 00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,366 Where's De Soto? Our car broke down. 137 00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:18,405 I'll tell you about love. Love disappears, baby. 138 00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:22,645 When I've been broke, babe has been off like a prom dress. 139 00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:25,166 Maybe it's the girls you choose. 140 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,966 Maybe I've been hurt, or I've been dogged! 141 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,885 - Know where this place is? - Do I look like a Thomas Guide? 142 00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:34,244 - You really shouldn't speak. - Yes. 143 00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:36,645 - Where do you work? - I'm a ma�tre d'. 144 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:40,005 - Department of Transportation. - Solving the gridlock. 145 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,365 I build airplanes. 146 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,723 - Hey. - Hello. 147 00:17:19,362 --> 00:17:23,242 My friend and I have this argument, and here it is. 148 00:17:23,403 --> 00:17:25,963 He says when you're at a place like this... 149 00:17:26,123 --> 00:17:29,243 ...you can't just be yourself, you need an act. 150 00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:31,924 So anyway, I saw you standing there... 151 00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:35,523 ...so I thought, A: I could just leave you alone. 152 00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:41,682 B: I could come up with an act, or C: I could just be myself. 153 00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:44,122 I chose C. 154 00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:46,683 What do you think? 155 00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:50,962 I think that A: You have an act... 156 00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:55,842 ...and that B: Not having an act is your act. 157 00:17:58,522 --> 00:18:00,163 Thank you. 158 00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:11,083 Cliff, any comments on the Seattle sound and Citizen Dick's place in it? 159 00:18:11,243 --> 00:18:14,881 I don't like to reduce us just to being part of Seattle. 160 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,321 I think of us expanding more. 161 00:18:17,481 --> 00:18:20,162 We're huge in Europe right now. 162 00:18:20,322 --> 00:18:24,162 We've got records... A big record just broke in Belgium. 163 00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:33,481 A song like "Touch Me, I'm Dick" is about what? 164 00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:37,602 I think "Touch Me, I'm Dick," in essence, speaks for itself. 165 00:18:37,762 --> 00:18:42,242 I think, you know, that's basically what the song is about. 166 00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:44,001 It's about, you know... 167 00:18:44,162 --> 00:18:47,682 A lot of people might think it's actually about... 168 00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:50,481 ...my name is Dick, and you can touch me... 169 00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:54,081 ...but I think, you know, it can be seen either way. 170 00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:58,401 - Hey, excuse me! Hello. - Hi. 171 00:18:58,562 --> 00:19:01,081 - Want to meet up later? - Where you going? 172 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,241 - Anywhere you're going. - Anywhere you're going. 173 00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:06,242 - We're going home. - Going home. 174 00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:09,402 - Do you have a...? - See you. 175 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,481 "Anywhere you're going." 176 00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:15,402 Always get their numbers. I got 20 numbers. 177 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,881 Twenty numbers. 178 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:21,281 Bailey, you got 20 numbers of 20 girls that you will never call... 179 00:19:21,441 --> 00:19:24,320 ...never go out with, never see in the daylight. 180 00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:29,400 Twenty numbers that exist only to make you feel like you can get 20 numbers. 181 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,761 - Watch the volume. - Sorry. Tinnitus. 182 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,801 - Club disease. - You kids are all going to be deaf. 183 00:19:35,961 --> 00:19:37,121 Bailey. 184 00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:39,721 This is my night. 185 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:42,001 - What? - Look. 186 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,919 Linda, don't look over. 187 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:33,160 Cliff, I need another double latte, no cream, skim milk, decaf. 188 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,359 I'm going to use that video date you got me last Christmas. 189 00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:40,039 - It was a joke. - I know. I know. 190 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:44,278 You think it's something desperate people do. You are wrong! 191 00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:48,679 Expect the Best is the best video-dating in the country. Hi! 192 00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:51,479 Debbie Hunt. Call me before I go to Cabo. 193 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,680 - Your medication, Miss Hunt. - Thank you. 194 00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:59,079 You make the greatest coffee. Doesn't he make...? You... 195 00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:03,120 My roommate has no domestic... Guys just don't know... 196 00:21:06,239 --> 00:21:09,559 - Did you get the tunnel stuff? - I'll call you back. 197 00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:13,838 The I-90 construction is behind. No green time from the exits. 198 00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:17,159 The Times asked why there's gridlock on the I-5. 199 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:20,398 It's God's way of saying, "Listen to the radio." 200 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:23,079 Did you read my proposal? What'd you think? 201 00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:25,878 I liked it. You have to move it past Stu. 202 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,200 - Stu? - After lunch. 203 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,839 After lunch, okay. After lunch, Stu. 204 00:21:29,999 --> 00:21:33,159 - Ted, what's up? - Making music with my fingers. 205 00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:36,518 And what a beautiful sound it is. 206 00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:48,718 Linda Powell, Steve Dunne. Hey. 207 00:21:48,879 --> 00:21:53,078 Yeah, I met you 61 hours ago. Yeah, that was me. 208 00:21:53,238 --> 00:21:56,118 Listen, you want to get some dinner or...? 209 00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:59,438 Busy. How about some lunch? Have a lunch. 210 00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,078 Coffee? 211 00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:04,397 Water? How about some water? 212 00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:08,997 I'll meet you where you're having lunch, and we'll have some water. 213 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:13,078 I think that this whole decade will be about cleaning up. 214 00:22:13,238 --> 00:22:17,278 Our project spent last year studying the Alaskan Exxon spill. 215 00:22:17,438 --> 00:22:23,397 And now... And now with all the Exxon kickbacks, it's... 216 00:22:23,557 --> 00:22:26,758 - God, yes. The worst. - Yes. 217 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:31,558 I'm trying to put together a group to go study the whole coast. 218 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,957 I'm having a little trouble trying to get a boat. 219 00:22:35,118 --> 00:22:36,998 I think it will work out. 220 00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:45,037 - What? - There's just no privacy anymore. 221 00:22:47,237 --> 00:22:49,717 I thought he was literally gonna swallow her. 222 00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:52,037 - Me too. - My God. 223 00:22:52,197 --> 00:22:54,197 Do you know what time it is? 224 00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:56,278 - Yeah, 3:30. - Oh, I'm so late. 225 00:22:56,437 --> 00:22:59,478 - I'm glad your lunch date didn't show. - Me too. 226 00:22:59,637 --> 00:23:03,157 - Did you really have a lunch date? - No. 227 00:23:04,156 --> 00:23:06,316 - Maybe... - I'm getting over somebody. 228 00:23:06,477 --> 00:23:09,997 - Nothing big. - I think it's a bad time to get... 229 00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:11,837 - Okay. - Okay. 230 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,877 Here's my car. Let me give you a ride back to work. 231 00:23:16,037 --> 00:23:19,356 Okay. Thanks. 232 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:26,676 Thanks. 233 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,596 I really like your take on the supertrain. 234 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:49,436 It's ambitious. If it were up to me... 235 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:53,916 She opened my car-door button. Unmistakable sign. 236 00:23:54,076 --> 00:23:56,195 I like this girl. 237 00:23:56,396 --> 00:23:58,796 Gotta handle this one really well. 238 00:23:58,955 --> 00:24:02,955 The thing I like about you the best is that you listen to me. 239 00:24:03,116 --> 00:24:07,916 - You're a realist-slash-dreamer. - Thanks. 240 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:13,236 I get so pissed off when I think about it. 241 00:24:13,396 --> 00:24:19,795 That some jerk could trash the Mona Lisa or an ocean or someone's life. 242 00:24:20,075 --> 00:24:24,356 So who are your neighbors? 243 00:24:25,475 --> 00:24:28,876 That's Bailey, right there. He's a ma�tre d'. 244 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,595 He keeps us all on free meals. 245 00:24:31,955 --> 00:24:35,755 And on the corner there, that's Debbie Hunt. 246 00:24:37,155 --> 00:24:40,475 She actually consumes men instead of food. 247 00:24:42,395 --> 00:24:47,275 And that is Cliff. He delivers flowers, has four jobs... 248 00:24:47,435 --> 00:24:50,394 ...works in the coffee shop around the corner. 249 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:52,754 Upstairs is Janet Livermore. 250 00:24:52,915 --> 00:24:56,675 She works there too. She's saving for architecture school. 251 00:24:56,835 --> 00:24:59,035 Cliff and Janet. 252 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:03,674 That's it. 253 00:25:05,235 --> 00:25:08,594 You sound like me talking about my family. 254 00:25:09,594 --> 00:25:12,914 Wanna go upstairs while your stuff is still drying? 255 00:25:29,274 --> 00:25:31,913 That's a good picture of you. 256 00:25:32,794 --> 00:25:36,114 Let me ask you a question. You think about traffic? 257 00:25:36,314 --> 00:25:41,754 Because I do, constantly. Traffic is caused by the single car driver. 258 00:25:41,914 --> 00:25:45,434 900,000 single people get in their cars every morning. 259 00:25:45,593 --> 00:25:48,514 They drive and wonder why there's gridlock. 260 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:52,594 This is what I've been working on. If you had a supertrain... 261 00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:58,034 ...you give people a reason to get out of their cars. Coffee, great music... 262 00:25:58,194 --> 00:26:00,913 ...they will park and ride. I know they will. 263 00:26:01,074 --> 00:26:03,633 But I still love my car, though. 264 00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,873 Well... Oh. 265 00:26:06,954 --> 00:26:10,353 The Sonics. They've got a good team this year. 266 00:26:10,513 --> 00:26:13,034 Good thing they traded Xavier McDaniel. 267 00:26:13,194 --> 00:26:17,473 - Is he a boxer or a basketball player? - You dare to rip the X-Man. 268 00:26:19,353 --> 00:26:23,473 "Kiss at the Hotel de Ville." You have this too. I have this. 269 00:26:23,632 --> 00:26:27,673 And albums. Oh, I miss albums. 270 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:33,633 - I was a deejay in college. - Really? 271 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,633 That's why I still have records. 272 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,233 So any boyfriends? 273 00:26:53,393 --> 00:26:56,671 You don't want to know. I've had bad luck. 274 00:26:57,192 --> 00:27:02,673 But there was this one guy, Rich. All my girlfriends loved him. 275 00:27:03,392 --> 00:27:06,633 That stuff I told you about the money I inherited? 276 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,672 I made that up. Plus, I got back together with Lynn last night. 277 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,873 So you probably want to go ahead and freak out. 278 00:27:16,832 --> 00:27:21,312 Oh, man. That was like a professional hit. 279 00:27:21,472 --> 00:27:24,832 I didn't wanna get close to anybody for a long time. 280 00:27:24,992 --> 00:27:26,032 And then I... 281 00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,592 - I'm talking too much. - No, go ahead. 282 00:27:28,752 --> 00:27:32,432 Well, I thought for sure I would meet someone in college. 283 00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:37,431 A perfect combination of Mel Gibson and Holden Caulfield... 284 00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:42,072 ...and the sexual revolution would just sweep us both away. 285 00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:44,513 I was a semester too late. 286 00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:06,472 Hi. 287 00:28:16,631 --> 00:28:19,311 Condoms. They're free. 288 00:28:29,151 --> 00:28:32,711 You know, it's okay to loathe these people. 289 00:28:32,871 --> 00:28:34,671 Really? 290 00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:39,470 There is so much life in you. 291 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:44,470 And so much emotional larceny in these others. 292 00:28:46,869 --> 00:28:49,950 - I'm Andy. - I'm Linda. 293 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:52,031 Emotional larceny? 294 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:57,110 We talked about how passion didn't matter as much as comfort, stability. 295 00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:59,231 - That's bullshit. - No kidding. 296 00:28:59,391 --> 00:29:01,591 - Sorry. - It's cool. 297 00:29:03,549 --> 00:29:07,830 We lived together for two years. We're still friends, but... 298 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,590 I did the same thing. 299 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:13,631 One day, one of you goes for groceries and never comes back. 300 00:29:13,790 --> 00:29:16,830 Everyone I know wants everything to be easy. 301 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:21,229 - Why did I have to meet you in a club? - I don't know. 302 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:26,709 Oh, I love this song. 303 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:45,908 My clothes. 304 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:50,709 This is you? 305 00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:53,989 This gas-guzzling monster? The environmentalist? 306 00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:57,229 - I inherited it. - Not sure how I feel about that. 307 00:29:59,829 --> 00:30:02,990 So let's maybe do something this weekend or... 308 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,909 - Okay. I'll call you. - Okay. Don't forget. 309 00:30:06,069 --> 00:30:07,309 I won't. 310 00:30:13,949 --> 00:30:15,428 Good night. 311 00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:28,349 Good night. 312 00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:30,590 Good night. 313 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:38,148 Listen, next time, why don't you... 314 00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:41,748 ...park underground? 315 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,149 I should go. 316 00:31:17,908 --> 00:31:20,908 Grab whatever you can. Keep whatever you want. 317 00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:24,667 It's all yours free, only at Shop for Less. 318 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:46,387 I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. 319 00:32:02,946 --> 00:32:08,506 Burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar. 320 00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:31,147 Neighbors. 321 00:32:32,227 --> 00:32:35,506 It's Andy. Just calling to make sure you're okay. 322 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:38,306 I was thinking about the conversation. 323 00:32:38,466 --> 00:32:41,226 Trust him, although he's putting on moves. 324 00:32:41,386 --> 00:32:44,226 Passive-aggressively speaking. I'm a guy. 325 00:32:44,386 --> 00:32:47,186 I don't like that I know them, but I know. 326 00:32:47,346 --> 00:32:51,186 I think that you can trust him, but you certainly want to... 327 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:54,746 If he doesn't treat you right, I'll kick his ass. 328 00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:58,985 Starring Fred MacMurray. 329 00:33:01,586 --> 00:33:06,026 Can you wait? Just a little longer. Okay? 330 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:10,186 - Whenever, whenever. - You're amazing. 331 00:33:10,346 --> 00:33:14,106 I feel like I'm being pulled inside you. 332 00:33:14,266 --> 00:33:17,185 We're being too loud. 333 00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:24,066 What are you thinking right now? 334 00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:28,786 I play good, hard-nosed basketball. 335 00:33:28,946 --> 00:33:31,826 Things happen in the game. Nothing you can do. 336 00:33:31,986 --> 00:33:35,184 I don't go and say, "I'm gonna beat this guy up." 337 00:33:35,345 --> 00:33:39,065 - Anything else, X? - Yes. Steve, don't come yet. 338 00:33:55,024 --> 00:34:00,586 God, I'm in love with my neighbor. Why don't you call me, Cliff? 339 00:34:03,586 --> 00:34:07,665 What can I eat? I'm tired of starving myself for this guy. 340 00:34:07,985 --> 00:34:10,664 Salad. I'll have a salad. 341 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:17,984 If I call him, that's being desperate. 342 00:34:18,145 --> 00:34:23,424 He's late or he forgot. I refuse to call him to remind him he forgot. 343 00:34:23,584 --> 00:34:27,105 If he shows up, I'll listen. No way do I call him. 344 00:34:28,464 --> 00:34:31,865 Of course, men do like to be called. 345 00:34:32,264 --> 00:34:37,224 I'll call him in 10 minutes. That will be one hour, and that is very late. 346 00:34:40,864 --> 00:34:43,263 He is offiicially very late. 347 00:34:46,743 --> 00:34:50,664 If I make this basket, that's fate telling me to call him. 348 00:34:51,703 --> 00:34:53,664 Two out of three. 349 00:34:58,984 --> 00:35:02,824 Wait. Did no basket mean call him or don't call him? 350 00:35:07,303 --> 00:35:10,623 Busy. That's a sign. That's fate saying don't call. 351 00:35:10,783 --> 00:35:15,264 Forget it. I am not desperate. I have many people to spend time with. 352 00:35:16,424 --> 00:35:20,104 - Quit getting involved with neighbors. - That broke us up? 353 00:35:20,264 --> 00:35:22,503 - We're better as friends. - Absolutely. 354 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,582 The thing about Cliff is, he has all this fierce integrity. 355 00:35:26,743 --> 00:35:28,983 - I know. - Except when it comes to women. 356 00:35:29,143 --> 00:35:32,023 He likes these club-type women... 357 00:35:32,184 --> 00:35:35,063 ...these huge, hourglass, Amazon women. 358 00:35:35,824 --> 00:35:40,342 It's great you're together, but you've got to protect yourself. 359 00:35:41,262 --> 00:35:44,183 So I'm not an Amazon woman? 360 00:35:45,903 --> 00:35:48,543 You're from the high plains, Janet. 361 00:35:54,103 --> 00:35:56,383 I'm so glad I live here. 362 00:36:15,623 --> 00:36:19,302 - Are my breasts too small for you? - No. 363 00:36:20,702 --> 00:36:22,662 God. 364 00:36:30,302 --> 00:36:34,341 Because, I mean, I look around, and all I see are these... 365 00:36:34,501 --> 00:36:39,542 ...posters and billboards and magazines and TV shows... 366 00:36:39,702 --> 00:36:42,462 ...all with these women with huge breasts. 367 00:36:42,622 --> 00:36:45,662 I guess I just... I guess I just wanted to ask. 368 00:36:45,822 --> 00:36:49,262 Is that what men really want? Is that what you want? 369 00:36:49,422 --> 00:36:50,582 You know? 370 00:36:50,821 --> 00:36:55,741 Don't lie because when you do, your eye twitches, and I know it anyway. 371 00:37:00,661 --> 00:37:03,222 Okay, ask me. 372 00:37:04,862 --> 00:37:07,661 Are my breasts too small for you? 373 00:37:15,061 --> 00:37:16,221 Sometimes. 374 00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:37,101 Have you had implants before? 375 00:37:37,861 --> 00:37:40,060 What do you think? 376 00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:42,421 No. 377 00:37:42,901 --> 00:37:47,780 Yes. Well, you take a couple of days and make up your mind. 378 00:37:47,939 --> 00:37:51,220 We skew the size specifically to what you want... 379 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:53,860 ...by graph. Right. 380 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,101 Well, what's painful? 381 00:37:56,460 --> 00:38:00,701 It can be mildly painful, and certainly safety is on everybody's mind... 382 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,860 ...mine in particular. 383 00:38:03,102 --> 00:38:08,499 Right. Okay, you take a couple of days and think about it. 384 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,700 All right. Bye-bye. 385 00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,701 - Hi. - Hi. 386 00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:19,020 Heard you on the phone. I'm in. I don't need a couple of days. 387 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:24,020 How about that? 388 00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:37,500 Maybe for your frame, something a little less hourglass. 389 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:42,899 If you're going to have the operation, you know, have the operation. 390 00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:50,900 - Whoa. Do you jog? - A little. 391 00:38:51,139 --> 00:38:54,819 See, maybe, here. 392 00:38:56,380 --> 00:39:00,499 - Split the difference? - Split the difference. 393 00:39:23,459 --> 00:39:27,419 Hi, it's me. I'm tired of doing the right thing. 394 00:39:27,579 --> 00:39:30,738 I'm tired of waiting for you to call me. 395 00:39:31,779 --> 00:39:36,698 I'm on the bed right now, wearing something really outrageous. 396 00:39:36,897 --> 00:39:40,299 I've got no underwear on. 397 00:39:40,498 --> 00:39:44,859 I need to be touched. I'm burning for you, Cliff. 398 00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:50,098 I think you've got the wrong number, lady, but I'll be right over. 399 00:39:58,298 --> 00:40:01,098 - This guy plays no games. - That's great. 400 00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:02,498 Yeah. 401 00:40:02,698 --> 00:40:05,939 - I've got to play this one perfectly. - Go with it. 402 00:40:06,098 --> 00:40:09,458 - What do your instincts say? - Not to listen to you guys. 403 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:12,737 - There you go. - Don't tug at her bra strap. 404 00:40:12,897 --> 00:40:17,497 She wants mystery, drama, excitement. I know women. 405 00:40:17,697 --> 00:40:21,698 I don't want drama or excitement. I just want to trust him. 406 00:40:21,858 --> 00:40:25,738 - Should I trust him? - Yeah. 407 00:40:25,978 --> 00:40:30,097 - Not all guys are like Luiz. - You're right. 408 00:40:30,417 --> 00:40:33,337 You're right. Steve is different. 409 00:40:33,537 --> 00:40:37,736 Just follow your instincts. Don't treat this like casual sex. 410 00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:42,297 Casual sex doesn't even exist anymore. It's lethal. It's over. 411 00:40:47,576 --> 00:40:49,577 What are you thinking? 412 00:40:49,776 --> 00:40:54,977 If I had a conversation with God, I would ask him to create this girl. 413 00:40:55,177 --> 00:40:57,618 My chest hurts. 414 00:40:57,818 --> 00:41:01,777 - You didn't, like, leave a note? - No, I left my blue T-shirt. 415 00:41:01,977 --> 00:41:04,936 - There are no mistakes. - What? 416 00:41:05,136 --> 00:41:08,577 What is that? What's that mean? Give me the phone. 417 00:41:08,776 --> 00:41:13,417 I'm going to call my new semigirlfriend. 418 00:41:13,617 --> 00:41:16,016 You're gonna scare her off. 419 00:41:16,216 --> 00:41:19,016 She's beautiful. Anyone would call her. 420 00:41:19,257 --> 00:41:22,816 - Distinguish yourself by not calling. - Yep. 421 00:41:23,016 --> 00:41:27,337 - P.S., that's how you get her. - No, Bailey, you don't understand. 422 00:41:28,017 --> 00:41:32,097 Am I the only one that remembers your last three girlfriends? 423 00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:36,696 You're right. 424 00:41:38,257 --> 00:41:41,656 I gotta let this one breathe. 425 00:41:42,135 --> 00:41:47,736 Yes. You're concerned about dioxins. Let me give you Greenpeace's number. 426 00:41:52,096 --> 00:41:54,856 - So how'd it go? - I got the boat. 427 00:41:55,056 --> 00:41:58,136 - The trip to Alaska's set. - Oh, great, Linda. 428 00:41:58,376 --> 00:42:01,015 - That is great. - Yeah. 429 00:42:02,176 --> 00:42:08,296 - Oh, Steve on two. - Four days he waits to call me. 430 00:42:08,496 --> 00:42:11,096 So, what do I tell him? 431 00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:15,095 - Tell him I went out for groceries. - Okay. 432 00:42:15,736 --> 00:42:17,895 She went out for groceries. 433 00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,936 Bye-bye. 434 00:42:21,135 --> 00:42:23,655 He's coming right over. 435 00:42:23,855 --> 00:42:26,376 - What do you mean, nothing? - Nothing is wrong. 436 00:42:26,575 --> 00:42:29,376 Really. Thanks. 437 00:42:29,575 --> 00:42:32,336 - We connected. - This is a small office. 438 00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:35,535 - Is this because I didn't call? - Did you call? 439 00:42:35,695 --> 00:42:39,095 I don't know why you're being like this. I like you. 440 00:42:39,335 --> 00:42:42,495 I'll call you, or you call me. 441 00:42:49,255 --> 00:42:55,015 - I'm sorry if I blew it by not calling. - You don't owe me anything. 442 00:42:55,175 --> 00:42:58,574 - Is this about your ex who calls? - Andy doesn't. 443 00:42:58,735 --> 00:43:00,054 - Ponytail, right? - No. 444 00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:04,495 - Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. - He is not Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. 445 00:43:09,055 --> 00:43:13,695 - You're scared of getting close to me. - You don't know me. 446 00:43:13,934 --> 00:43:16,894 - I think I do. - No, you don't. 447 00:43:18,974 --> 00:43:21,215 Look, let's not play games. 448 00:43:21,414 --> 00:43:25,975 Games? If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call. 449 00:43:27,974 --> 00:43:31,094 - What I mean is... - I've gotta work, Steve. 450 00:43:31,294 --> 00:43:35,094 - Linda? I left my blue T-shirt at... - Bye, Steve. 451 00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:49,533 Why? Why do you talk such a good game? 452 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:56,054 You talk about things that matter, that get me excited, that get me hot. 453 00:43:57,694 --> 00:44:03,574 But it's like you're lobotomized. Why can't I just protect myself? 454 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:08,293 Why can't I just be a buddy? 455 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:13,133 Glad I caught this one in time. I can't leave myself open. 456 00:44:13,373 --> 00:44:15,494 It's better to be the dumper. 457 00:44:15,813 --> 00:44:18,694 Mom... Mom! Yeah. 458 00:44:18,894 --> 00:44:23,693 Listen, Mom, if he invited you to Hawaii, yes, he wants something. 459 00:44:23,933 --> 00:44:29,093 And who cares? Dad's been gone for two years. 460 00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:32,332 Listen. Listen, Mom! 461 00:44:32,574 --> 00:44:36,934 I'm having a bad sugar crash. Do you think you could hold it down? 462 00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:41,932 Wait, Mom. Rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher. 463 00:44:42,133 --> 00:44:43,732 I rinsed them, Debbie. 464 00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:47,333 You have to rinse off the food or it gets all over. 465 00:44:47,533 --> 00:44:52,012 I found this big, little chunky thing on my glass. No biggie. 466 00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:57,092 So. Yeah, wish me luck on my video for Expect the Best. 467 00:45:05,653 --> 00:45:06,893 Hi. 468 00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:10,573 - This is for Expect the Best, right? - I brought clippings. 469 00:45:10,732 --> 00:45:12,732 Possible looks for my video. 470 00:45:12,973 --> 00:45:17,053 Here we have the Edie Sedgwick. You know? 471 00:45:18,892 --> 00:45:21,531 Pseudo-Brigitte Bardot. 472 00:45:22,092 --> 00:45:27,691 Or we jet on over to Spain for the depressed millionairess. 473 00:45:29,372 --> 00:45:34,053 And I love these earrings that nobody loves but me. 474 00:45:34,892 --> 00:45:36,491 Truth? 475 00:45:37,092 --> 00:45:38,891 Truth. 476 00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:47,052 I will create your new look. I will have men dying at your feet. 477 00:45:47,692 --> 00:45:50,972 Ten bucks extra, and Brian will shoot your video. 478 00:45:54,731 --> 00:45:56,491 Twenty. 479 00:45:57,771 --> 00:46:00,571 He doesn't even know me. 480 00:46:00,771 --> 00:46:02,691 Debbie... 481 00:46:02,971 --> 00:46:06,931 ...he is only like the next Martin Scor-ceese. 482 00:46:07,092 --> 00:46:11,651 Okay. Okay, I'm in your hands. 483 00:46:22,052 --> 00:46:23,770 I am Debbie Hunt. 484 00:46:24,371 --> 00:46:27,851 If you want to see how I look, rewind and freeze-frame. 485 00:46:28,531 --> 00:46:31,850 But I am not about looks. 486 00:46:37,771 --> 00:46:39,171 Hi. 487 00:46:39,370 --> 00:46:43,010 I crave responsibility, respectability and love. 488 00:46:43,251 --> 00:46:48,610 My goals are serenity and knowledge and men who can understand me. 489 00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,611 Oh, no druggies, please. 490 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:56,010 I'm fairly intense, and I'm an advertising exec... 491 00:46:56,170 --> 00:47:01,490 ...at KRWE-TV. That's me. 492 00:47:01,690 --> 00:47:07,290 Come to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie country. 493 00:47:16,690 --> 00:47:18,290 Yeah. 494 00:47:20,329 --> 00:47:22,930 "Debbie country." It's funny. 495 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,809 - "Doghouse" as an encore? - Six songs. 496 00:47:32,969 --> 00:47:35,890 - They want me. - They are just our friends. 497 00:47:36,090 --> 00:47:39,970 - "Doghouse" as an encore. - You can't start out with that. 498 00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:42,608 Why make them clap so we come out again? 499 00:47:42,769 --> 00:47:45,289 - You don't get it. - I agree with Cliff. 500 00:47:45,449 --> 00:47:49,209 - Hey, a review of our record. - Whoa, read it out loud. 501 00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:52,010 "When the shirtless Cliff starts to sing..." 502 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:57,130 Wait a minute, man. I don't want to hear anything negative. 503 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,449 Go on. 504 00:48:20,488 --> 00:48:23,528 Other than that, "He was ably backed by Stone and Jeff... 505 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:27,689 ...and drummer Eddie Vedder." That's good. That's a good review. 506 00:48:27,969 --> 00:48:32,568 - A compliment for us is one for you. - No, man. 507 00:48:32,729 --> 00:48:36,168 This negative energy just makes me stronger. 508 00:48:36,329 --> 00:48:39,728 We will not retreat. This band is unstoppable. 509 00:48:39,968 --> 00:48:43,288 This weekend, we rock Portland. 510 00:48:44,448 --> 00:48:46,288 Yeah! 511 00:48:50,488 --> 00:48:53,729 Okay, are you sure you want to do this? 512 00:48:53,967 --> 00:48:57,288 Yep. My mind is made up. 513 00:48:57,728 --> 00:48:59,928 Want to read a magazine? 514 00:49:00,167 --> 00:49:03,288 Thanks for doing this with me, Steve. 515 00:49:03,568 --> 00:49:06,208 I didn't want you to go alone. 516 00:49:16,248 --> 00:49:20,768 Tell me, from a girl's point of view, what do you want from a guy? 517 00:49:20,928 --> 00:49:25,128 Well, when I first moved out here from Tucson... 518 00:49:25,368 --> 00:49:28,287 ...I wanted a guy with... 519 00:49:28,528 --> 00:49:32,807 ...looks, security, caring. 520 00:49:33,047 --> 00:49:35,567 Someone with their own place. 521 00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:40,288 Someone who said "bless you" or "gesundheit" when I sneezed. 522 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:44,328 Someone who liked the same things as me, but not exactly. 523 00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:47,087 And someone who loves me. 524 00:49:48,126 --> 00:49:51,527 - Tall order. - Yeah, I scaled it down a little. 525 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:54,087 What is it now? 526 00:49:54,447 --> 00:49:58,728 Someone who says "gesundheit," although I prefer "bless you." 527 00:49:58,967 --> 00:50:00,567 It's nicer. 528 00:50:00,807 --> 00:50:04,407 - Janet, sorry you had to wait. - Dr. Jamison. 529 00:50:04,847 --> 00:50:06,687 This is my friend, Steve. 530 00:50:06,926 --> 00:50:09,967 - Doctor. - Hi, Steve. Come on in. 531 00:50:10,167 --> 00:50:13,167 Hey, last chance. 532 00:50:17,487 --> 00:50:19,767 Here we go. 533 00:50:19,967 --> 00:50:23,407 I'm going to say something that I haven't said... 534 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,206 ...in three years of being an HMO. 535 00:50:27,966 --> 00:50:32,527 I will perform the operation, but I don't think you need it. 536 00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,567 I think you're perfect. 537 00:50:34,767 --> 00:50:40,207 If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate you the way you are, then ask: 538 00:50:40,447 --> 00:50:45,286 "Are you his Miss Right, or are you his Miss Maybe?" 539 00:50:45,965 --> 00:50:47,885 Wow. 540 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:50,567 What's that mean, "wow"? 541 00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:54,366 - Did my check bounce? - No. 542 00:50:54,526 --> 00:50:56,126 Janet... 543 00:50:57,087 --> 00:51:00,286 ...I really have a feeling about you. 544 00:51:02,285 --> 00:51:06,005 Thanks, but I love my boyfriend. 545 00:51:06,206 --> 00:51:08,085 Okay. 546 00:51:09,086 --> 00:51:13,565 - I still feel good about what I said. - Oh, no, you should. It's good. 547 00:51:16,966 --> 00:51:19,966 - Can I say something to you? - Sure. 548 00:51:20,165 --> 00:51:23,525 Your face wants a different part, your hair. 549 00:51:23,766 --> 00:51:27,565 - My hair? - Yeah. 550 00:51:30,525 --> 00:51:31,926 Yeah, there you go. 551 00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:34,205 Now you look vaguely rocking. 552 00:51:34,406 --> 00:51:37,084 You are a happening guy, you know? 553 00:51:37,284 --> 00:51:39,925 You're Dr. Jamison. 554 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:46,085 You've got nice eyes, and you've got those great trustworthy eyebrows... 555 00:51:46,285 --> 00:51:50,445 ...and you're a surgeon, man. Many, many babes are into that. 556 00:51:50,645 --> 00:51:52,405 Yeah. 557 00:51:52,645 --> 00:51:54,844 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 558 00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:59,885 No, really. Listen, I have friends who would love you. 559 00:52:00,124 --> 00:52:02,485 See, I don't know how to have fun. 560 00:52:02,725 --> 00:52:06,925 I'm 33 years old, and I don't know how to have fun. 561 00:52:12,644 --> 00:52:16,485 There. Now was that fun or what? 562 00:52:17,124 --> 00:52:19,204 Yeah, that was fun. 563 00:52:32,164 --> 00:52:36,884 - Doc. - Yeah, I know, the operation. 564 00:52:41,764 --> 00:52:45,283 I want Cliff to like me the way I am. 565 00:52:48,283 --> 00:52:49,884 Thanks. 566 00:52:53,363 --> 00:52:57,964 A few days later, she leaves the hive. Now she's ready to mate. 567 00:52:59,364 --> 00:53:03,323 High in the sky, the only male bees, the drones... 568 00:53:03,564 --> 00:53:06,923 So Portland, maybe it wasn't our city. 569 00:53:07,163 --> 00:53:10,443 Man, where are the anthems of our youth? 570 00:53:11,163 --> 00:53:14,003 What happened to music that meant something? 571 00:53:14,163 --> 00:53:17,683 The Who at the Kingdome or Kiss at the Coliseum. 572 00:53:17,844 --> 00:53:24,204 Where is the "Misty Mountain Hop"? Where is the "Iron Man" of today? 573 00:53:24,962 --> 00:53:28,683 - We're not going out tonight, are we? - Look at this. 574 00:53:28,843 --> 00:53:35,243 These bands are bottles of bleach. It's beer and lifestyle music. 575 00:53:35,643 --> 00:53:39,723 It's like the next world war's gonna be sponsored by... 576 00:53:39,963 --> 00:53:42,684 ...I don't know, I mean, what? 577 00:53:43,962 --> 00:53:45,922 We could just take a bath. 578 00:53:46,082 --> 00:53:51,283 Just remember one thing, we are loved in Belgium and in Italy. 579 00:53:51,482 --> 00:53:54,803 The yellow jacket wasp has come looking for food. 580 00:53:55,363 --> 00:53:57,763 The alarm is sounded. 581 00:54:06,362 --> 00:54:11,483 Hey, babe, don't get me sick. I'm playing this weekend... 582 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,723 Wait a minute. What am I doing? 583 00:54:18,961 --> 00:54:25,081 I don't have to be here. I could just break up with him. 584 00:54:30,962 --> 00:54:36,362 I've always been able to do this. Break up and never look back. 585 00:54:39,321 --> 00:54:45,081 Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it. 586 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,961 Hi! 587 00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:24,882 Hi, did I overreact? 588 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,362 Do you know who this is? 589 00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,481 We spent a couple of great weeks together. 590 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:06,961 But whenever things are at their best, I start waiting for them to fall apart. 591 00:56:07,121 --> 00:56:12,920 I can't fiigure out if I do it to myself or if life does it for me. 592 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:18,680 - I'm a bit late this month, that's all. - Well, how...? How late? 593 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,361 Late. 594 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,400 - Steve Dunne. - Yeah. 595 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,880 Doug Hughley. Mr. Deegan's class. 596 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:49,159 - What is up? How you doing, man? - Okay, man. 597 00:56:49,359 --> 00:56:52,280 You know how much homework I missed because of you? 598 00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:56,640 I loved your radio show. That was the best. Thanks, man. 599 00:56:56,839 --> 00:57:01,160 We're throwing down tonight on Aloha Street. It's gonna be insane. 600 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,999 - Would you do some wheels of steel? - Oh, no. 601 00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:05,718 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 602 00:57:05,918 --> 00:57:10,880 You're the only man I know who can mix Elvis Costello and Public Enemy. 603 00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:23,358 You're the best, man! You are the king. 604 00:57:24,039 --> 00:57:27,279 You gotta be there, man. You must be there! 605 00:57:28,359 --> 00:57:31,079 Of course, you may be busy. 606 00:57:33,919 --> 00:57:37,279 Ten minutes and we pour X into B. If it's blue... 607 00:57:37,479 --> 00:57:41,079 - Then we have a big talk. - Yeah. 608 00:57:46,158 --> 00:57:50,318 - I have some time right now. - Then let's talk right now. 609 00:57:50,558 --> 00:57:54,159 - My body knows it's going to be blue. - It's not gonna be blue. 610 00:57:54,359 --> 00:57:56,477 - It won't be blue. - You're right. 611 00:57:56,638 --> 00:58:00,758 I'm probably sterile. It runs in my family. 612 00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:08,078 - Do you know where my other shoes are? - No, maybe they're by the door. 613 00:58:08,758 --> 00:58:10,558 - That would be wild. - What? 614 00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:13,158 Having a kid. 615 00:58:14,517 --> 00:58:18,077 - If you were pregnant. - If I were pregnant, but I'm not. 616 00:58:18,278 --> 00:58:22,277 And I would not expect you to deal with it anyway. 617 00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:25,837 Well, I'd be with you. We'd deal with it. 618 00:58:29,438 --> 00:58:31,877 To friendship. 619 00:58:38,957 --> 00:58:42,077 - That's bluish, right? - It's fairly blue. 620 00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:44,798 - Well... - Put it against something blue. 621 00:58:45,037 --> 00:58:47,878 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 622 00:58:48,078 --> 00:58:52,277 Well, wait. Let's try and put it against something white. 623 00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:01,517 - What are you gonna do today? - Meet the deputy mayor. 624 00:59:01,677 --> 00:59:07,198 - Sets up the thing with the real mayor. - I have stuff to do. Do, or call you... 625 00:59:07,437 --> 00:59:08,717 - Okay. - Bye. 626 00:59:08,957 --> 00:59:11,277 - Bye. - Bye. 627 00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:16,197 - Finally... - Interesting. 628 00:59:16,436 --> 00:59:22,397 ...if we get the single car driver on the supertrain, we can change the city. 629 00:59:22,637 --> 00:59:25,276 It's all in the proposal. 630 00:59:30,636 --> 00:59:34,677 Well, flirts with brilliance. Wish it were up to me. 631 00:59:34,876 --> 00:59:38,477 Let me get you 15 minutes with the mayor. 632 00:59:39,156 --> 00:59:40,396 Thank you. 633 00:59:41,556 --> 00:59:46,515 Basically, that's kind of what we're all about, give or take a little. 634 00:59:46,756 --> 00:59:51,955 I'd kind of like to leave it up to you. Figure out what you'd like to do. 635 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:56,957 I think that will be great. Yeah. You've explained it really well. 636 00:59:59,556 --> 01:00:02,316 All right, these are the men who want me. 637 01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:06,875 But I'm more than just a good body. Feelings, man. 638 01:00:07,076 --> 01:00:11,316 I have a lot of tender feelings waiting for the right woman. 639 01:00:11,556 --> 01:00:15,557 It's hard to get it across when you look like this. 640 01:00:15,756 --> 01:00:20,675 My name is Spiro. I'm an artist. My painting is displayed behind me. 641 01:00:20,915 --> 01:00:25,915 I'm a very meticulous person in appearance and also very precise. 642 01:00:26,115 --> 01:00:29,075 If two people really believe in each other... 643 01:00:29,235 --> 01:00:32,875 ...love can go around the world and through their souls. 644 01:00:33,076 --> 01:00:35,076 But love is very delicate. 645 01:00:35,275 --> 01:00:39,434 In fact, if you're both not very nurturing, that love can: 646 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,715 I'm looking for a woman who is unpredictable. 647 01:00:42,954 --> 01:00:47,314 Someone who is complex. Someone who is willing to experiment. 648 01:00:47,515 --> 01:00:50,475 I like the way the world looks from a bicycle. 649 01:00:50,635 --> 01:00:55,435 I'm looking for someone who feels the same way I do about a bicycle. 650 01:00:55,636 --> 01:00:59,155 Am I too intense? I can be intensely laid-back too. 651 01:00:59,354 --> 01:01:04,475 I am very, very, very lonely. 652 01:01:10,515 --> 01:01:14,874 - Who? - Definitely the bicycle guy. 653 01:01:15,155 --> 01:01:16,915 The bicycle guy. 654 01:01:17,154 --> 01:01:20,075 He's like your soul mate. 655 01:01:20,314 --> 01:01:21,835 Guy with the bicycle. 656 01:01:39,834 --> 01:01:42,274 Nice outfit. 657 01:01:42,634 --> 01:01:45,274 - Is he late? - Yeah. 658 01:01:45,514 --> 01:01:49,674 - Yeah, but I expect the best. - Yeah. 659 01:01:49,913 --> 01:01:54,394 Why did you pick this Sea Merchant? The First Avenue one is happening. 660 01:01:54,554 --> 01:01:57,835 - There's another Sea Merchant? - Yeah, the new one. 661 01:01:58,034 --> 01:01:59,594 Oh, no. 662 01:02:00,713 --> 01:02:03,394 - On your right! - On your right! 663 01:02:03,634 --> 01:02:07,874 - On your right! - On your right! 664 01:02:21,474 --> 01:02:24,594 Was there a Jamie looking for a Debbie Hunt? 665 01:02:24,793 --> 01:02:27,473 Yes, and he left you a message: 666 01:02:27,672 --> 01:02:31,912 "I got your address from Expect the Best. I'll be at your house." 667 01:02:32,114 --> 01:02:34,873 He was hot. 668 01:02:45,993 --> 01:02:49,952 Desperation, it's the world's worst cologne. 669 01:02:52,313 --> 01:02:54,352 - Lot of salt. - You are good at that. 670 01:02:54,513 --> 01:02:56,713 - This is the key to popcorn. - Is it? 671 01:02:56,873 --> 01:02:59,713 - Swirl with the bowl. - Good, put the bowl down. 672 01:02:59,874 --> 01:03:02,393 - Let's make some more. - You want more? 673 01:03:02,552 --> 01:03:04,752 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 674 01:03:15,952 --> 01:03:18,673 - More popcorn. - Stop, stop, stop. 675 01:03:18,832 --> 01:03:20,952 - What, what, what? - Stop, stop, stop. 676 01:03:21,111 --> 01:03:23,112 - Want more? - How does this work? 677 01:03:23,872 --> 01:03:26,512 - Do you want butter? - Do I want butter? 678 01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:27,872 - Hi. - Hi. 679 01:03:28,032 --> 01:03:29,832 - Debbie. - Jamie. 680 01:03:30,032 --> 01:03:34,713 - Wow, you represent well in real life. - Thanks a lot. So do you. 681 01:03:34,912 --> 01:03:36,113 Thank you. 682 01:03:36,272 --> 01:03:39,511 When I missed you, I just buzzed down. 683 01:03:39,751 --> 01:03:42,672 Look who I ran into, Pammy from U-Dub. 684 01:03:42,871 --> 01:03:45,471 - Pamela. I'm Pamela. - Oh, you're Pamela. 685 01:03:45,672 --> 01:03:49,992 Pam-ela, did you see that package out on the porch for you? 686 01:03:50,192 --> 01:03:55,272 - No, Jamie and I, we're making popcorn. - Yeah, popcorn with Kermit. 687 01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:59,271 I would love to show you this package on the porch. 688 01:03:59,472 --> 01:04:02,671 - Just for a second. - Okay. All right. 689 01:04:02,911 --> 01:04:04,111 - Okay. - See you. 690 01:04:04,272 --> 01:04:05,512 Sure. 691 01:04:08,072 --> 01:04:12,272 - We always said, separate lives, Pam. - It's no biggie, all right? 692 01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:15,632 - It's a major biggie! - Look, I knew him first. 693 01:04:15,831 --> 01:04:19,391 I guess that gives you the right to bone him in my kitchen. 694 01:04:20,111 --> 01:04:23,751 If I wanted that guy, I wouldn't need a video date. 695 01:04:23,951 --> 01:04:27,112 You'd wait for me to meet him and then make popcorn! 696 01:04:27,550 --> 01:04:32,351 - I make popcorn with whomever I want. - You've done it with half the city! 697 01:04:32,512 --> 01:04:35,311 At least I don't have to chase the popcorn. 698 01:04:37,631 --> 01:04:41,031 I don't think we should take this vacation together. 699 01:04:41,191 --> 01:04:45,070 Remember how you told me to tell you when you're being plastic? 700 01:04:45,311 --> 01:04:47,311 This is so unfair. 701 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:50,072 - How much do you want for him? - $200. 702 01:04:50,711 --> 01:04:52,870 - Outrageous. - That's what I paid. 703 01:04:53,071 --> 01:04:54,430 - Seventy-five. -150. 704 01:04:54,630 --> 01:04:56,550 80 and I'll do the dishes all month. 705 01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:57,710 - Deal. - Deal. 706 01:04:57,871 --> 01:04:58,910 - Fine. - Fine. 707 01:05:05,870 --> 01:05:07,910 - We need to talk. - I think we do. 708 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:09,990 There's something I need to say. 709 01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:12,430 - Let's get married... - You want out. 710 01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:16,150 Everyone's together for the wrong reasons... 711 01:05:16,310 --> 01:05:20,430 ...or they bail out. This is life telling us something. 712 01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:22,030 - Oh, God. - What? 713 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:24,871 Don't make me remember this chilidog. 714 01:05:25,110 --> 01:05:29,430 Remember it. Make that a historic chilidog. 715 01:05:29,790 --> 01:05:32,749 Take your time. Think about it. 716 01:05:32,990 --> 01:05:39,030 You don't even have to use words, just take a bite if the answer is yes. 717 01:05:42,910 --> 01:05:44,950 - I want to be logical. - Okay. 718 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:47,668 Say we're married, we have the kid... 719 01:05:47,910 --> 01:05:52,670 ...will we be anything like we are now? It's like the great unknown. 720 01:05:52,830 --> 01:05:57,109 I've got that coastal trip to Alaska, and you've got your thing. 721 01:05:57,269 --> 01:06:02,310 I want to be logical. I think I can love you and still be logical. 722 01:06:02,470 --> 01:06:06,029 What? What is that look? 723 01:06:06,709 --> 01:06:11,430 Someone who really cares about you must scare you to death. 724 01:06:12,709 --> 01:06:15,629 Forget logic. 725 01:06:16,909 --> 01:06:18,670 What's in your heart? 726 01:06:21,509 --> 01:06:24,228 I want to do it. 727 01:06:24,828 --> 01:06:28,108 - This is life telling us something. - So that's a yes? 728 01:06:28,268 --> 01:06:30,868 Yes. 729 01:06:32,628 --> 01:06:35,949 - You're gonna feel good about this. - Oh, really? 730 01:06:36,269 --> 01:06:42,508 Mom, I wanna get out! Mom, can't we get out? 731 01:06:42,908 --> 01:06:46,269 - Did we make the right decision? - I don't know. 732 01:06:46,428 --> 01:06:48,908 Please, Mom! 733 01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:50,109 - Yes. - Yes. 734 01:06:50,309 --> 01:06:51,308 - Yes. - Yes. 735 01:06:53,309 --> 01:06:55,668 Xavier McDaniel made the All-Star team. 736 01:06:55,868 --> 01:06:58,507 - Why does he pick fights with players? - Like? 737 01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:00,748 Like Charles Barkley. 738 01:07:00,988 --> 01:07:03,508 - That's a Bobby Van. - Who's Bobby Van? 739 01:07:03,908 --> 01:07:06,828 He was the host of Make Me Laugh. 740 01:07:10,309 --> 01:07:13,588 I never got to finish that chilidog, you know? 741 01:07:13,748 --> 01:07:16,947 That light's on yellow way too long. 742 01:07:26,387 --> 01:07:28,628 You, okay? 743 01:07:29,907 --> 01:07:31,628 - You all right? - I'm okay. 744 01:07:31,868 --> 01:07:33,747 Are you all right? 745 01:07:33,987 --> 01:07:37,027 Are you all right? Let's get out. 746 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,827 Come on, let's get out. 747 01:07:40,627 --> 01:07:42,626 James. 748 01:07:43,787 --> 01:07:45,308 James. 749 01:07:47,908 --> 01:07:52,027 - Who's James? - I don't know. 750 01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,627 Honey? 751 01:07:54,947 --> 01:08:00,307 James Worthy is a star. X is just a player. 752 01:08:00,867 --> 01:08:05,668 - This a conversation you had earlier? - Yes. 753 01:08:05,827 --> 01:08:07,267 It's a good sign. 754 01:08:07,547 --> 01:08:10,947 - What? - Hey. 755 01:08:11,186 --> 01:08:13,186 - Hey. - Hi. 756 01:08:13,347 --> 01:08:16,987 We had an accident, baby. You're in the hospital. 757 01:08:22,787 --> 01:08:26,227 I lost it, right? It's all over. 758 01:08:29,587 --> 01:08:35,146 If we can't make it through this, if you do not know you're not alone... 759 01:08:35,306 --> 01:08:39,347 - Linda? - I lost the baby. 760 01:08:40,946 --> 01:08:42,666 Will you look at me? 761 01:08:47,025 --> 01:08:50,985 I was flunking high school, overweight, had a dead-end job. 762 01:08:51,226 --> 01:08:55,905 I didn't feel good about myself. My future did not look very bright... 763 01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:57,066 - Hey. - Hi. 764 01:08:57,226 --> 01:09:02,026 - How are you doing today? - I'm better. I'm better. 765 01:09:02,186 --> 01:09:06,306 I think I've read every single magazine in the world. 766 01:09:07,385 --> 01:09:11,105 - Did you go to work today? - No. It's been two weeks. 767 01:09:11,266 --> 01:09:14,146 I think they're going to fire me. 768 01:09:17,505 --> 01:09:21,386 - I need some time alone. - Alone? 769 01:09:21,546 --> 01:09:23,545 Yeah. 770 01:09:24,145 --> 01:09:28,545 I have a new emotion every five seconds. 771 01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:38,185 I think I should take that research trip. 772 01:09:38,705 --> 01:09:44,744 I should just be out somewhere in the middle of the ocean, alone. 773 01:09:45,104 --> 01:09:47,865 I know I'm right about this. 774 01:09:48,105 --> 01:09:51,745 It's just a month. It's just work. 775 01:09:54,225 --> 01:09:55,746 See you in a month! 776 01:09:57,266 --> 01:09:59,744 I'll miss you! 777 01:10:06,304 --> 01:10:09,585 Hey, Janet. Come here. I got a present for you. 778 01:10:10,345 --> 01:10:15,464 Give me another chance. One, two minutes. Come on. 779 01:10:17,144 --> 01:10:20,584 - Hey. This'll be great. - Oh. 780 01:10:20,744 --> 01:10:23,584 You're gonna love me for this. 781 01:10:28,945 --> 01:10:31,265 I installed your new stereo. 782 01:10:31,425 --> 01:10:35,703 Oh. Great. 783 01:10:51,665 --> 01:10:54,143 Yeah. 784 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,544 Yeah. 785 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:27,424 - I'll replace the windows. - Thanks. 786 01:11:49,702 --> 01:11:54,824 Work. Work has never been better. 787 01:11:58,863 --> 01:12:01,183 I miss her. 788 01:12:05,262 --> 01:12:09,022 What are we going to say to each other when she gets back? 789 01:12:24,022 --> 01:12:25,901 - Hi. - Hi. Welcome back. 790 01:12:26,061 --> 01:12:27,661 - You look great. - You too. 791 01:12:27,902 --> 01:12:30,062 How are you? How was it? 792 01:12:30,222 --> 01:12:31,822 - It was really good. - Yeah? 793 01:12:31,982 --> 01:12:33,182 Yeah, really good. 794 01:12:33,343 --> 01:12:36,503 - You want to go home? Out someplace? - Whatever. 795 01:12:36,663 --> 01:12:42,221 - Let me think of the place... - There's Costas, I guess, or whatever. 796 01:12:42,382 --> 01:12:47,022 - The 3-2-1? We could go... Or Costas... - Whatever. I don't really care. 797 01:12:51,782 --> 01:12:57,861 Jesus. We both could sink from all the pressure in the air. 798 01:12:58,103 --> 01:12:59,421 I know. 799 01:12:59,581 --> 01:13:03,821 - I really got into my job again. - Me too. I was working my ass off. 800 01:13:04,062 --> 01:13:08,221 I had the Coast Guard working for us. It was real exciting. 801 01:13:08,462 --> 01:13:10,541 That's great. 802 01:13:13,702 --> 01:13:16,460 We don't have to try and be what we were. 803 01:13:17,901 --> 01:13:20,621 Thanks. I've been thinking the same thing. 804 01:13:25,061 --> 01:13:27,261 Great. 805 01:13:28,461 --> 01:13:30,622 Friends. 806 01:13:32,741 --> 01:13:37,060 Let's be the first people in history to say it and really mean it. 807 01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,741 How do you always say the perfect thing? 808 01:13:54,620 --> 01:14:01,020 That obnoxious mime? Was right. Love disappears. 809 01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:54,058 - Come on, man! - Let's go! 810 01:14:54,219 --> 01:14:55,699 We got people out here! 811 01:14:55,939 --> 01:14:59,459 - Hello. - I gotta go piss, man! Let's go! 812 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:05,699 Linda. It's me. I had to call you. 813 01:15:05,859 --> 01:15:09,299 It's about midnight. I was just having many beers and... 814 01:15:09,459 --> 01:15:11,859 ...I wanted to say... 815 01:15:12,779 --> 01:15:15,299 What I should have said at the dock. 816 01:15:15,459 --> 01:15:21,340 I fucking chickened out. I lied when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual... 817 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:24,018 ...and I should have said it. 818 01:15:24,539 --> 01:15:30,939 You belong with me! 819 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:34,339 We belong together and... 820 01:15:34,579 --> 01:15:37,899 ...and what really pissed me off is that you thought... 821 01:15:38,139 --> 01:15:41,058 ...I proposed only because you were pregnant. 822 01:15:41,298 --> 01:15:43,178 I've got to go piss! 823 01:15:43,338 --> 01:15:46,938 - I've got to go... - Hey, this is not the bathroom! 824 01:15:47,098 --> 01:15:51,898 And maybe if I'd said this at the dock, it would make a difference because... 825 01:15:52,058 --> 01:15:56,978 I think we made a big mistake because we had good times and bad times... 826 01:15:57,138 --> 01:15:58,897 ...but we had times. 827 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:02,538 And I would like to start over. 828 01:16:02,697 --> 01:16:05,338 I would like to be new to you. 829 01:16:05,498 --> 01:16:09,379 I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New... 830 01:16:09,538 --> 01:16:14,299 ...so call me back if you want to, but this is the last time I'll call. 831 01:16:17,978 --> 01:16:23,898 And if you really needed to know how I really feel, that's it. I love you. 832 01:16:24,058 --> 01:16:27,618 And... That's something you should know, so... 833 01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:39,178 I won't bother you again, so good night and goodbye and... 834 01:16:39,336 --> 01:16:43,778 ...I love you. Call me back. Goodbye. 835 01:17:02,097 --> 01:17:05,577 This thing just eats tapes. 836 01:17:15,496 --> 01:17:21,897 We're talking about 900,000 to a million people by the time it's done. 837 01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:27,177 Provide an environment safer and better than their cars. Why not, Mr. Mayor? 838 01:17:27,337 --> 01:17:31,536 - So it's a train. - A supertrain. 839 01:17:31,695 --> 01:17:34,736 I've been burned by this train business before. 840 01:17:34,897 --> 01:17:38,497 - You people all seem to forget. - We can change this city. 841 01:17:38,656 --> 01:17:40,857 People love their cars. 842 01:17:42,817 --> 01:17:45,496 Yes. But... 843 01:17:45,656 --> 01:17:48,136 - But if you give them great... - Coffee. 844 01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:51,416 Coffee... And great music. If you... 845 01:17:51,655 --> 01:17:56,816 I'll put it to you like this, and then I'll thank you for your time. 846 01:17:57,056 --> 01:17:58,656 My answer is... 847 01:18:00,016 --> 01:18:01,977 ...no. 848 01:18:42,494 --> 01:18:43,855 Hi. May I help you? 849 01:18:44,175 --> 01:18:49,495 Ticket to Cabo San Lucas through Los Angeles, first class, please. And... 850 01:18:52,535 --> 01:18:55,895 Could you seat me next to a single guy? 851 01:18:58,896 --> 01:19:01,854 I think I'll put you in seat 3C. 852 01:19:02,415 --> 01:19:04,615 Thank you. 853 01:19:08,375 --> 01:19:12,054 Tell me everything there is to know about you. 854 01:19:12,615 --> 01:19:15,095 I've got a special feeling about you. 855 01:19:15,976 --> 01:19:19,534 Don't feel bad about her. I'll tell you what happened. 856 01:19:19,694 --> 01:19:23,694 Kid talks her ear off the whole flight. Dad picks him up. 857 01:19:23,855 --> 01:19:27,174 He's divorced. He meets Debbie. His first words are: 858 01:19:27,494 --> 01:19:30,094 Look at those fantastic earrings. 859 01:19:31,734 --> 01:19:36,973 And that's all it took. Debbie was in love. 860 01:19:40,174 --> 01:19:41,654 Got back two weeks ago. 861 01:19:41,815 --> 01:19:45,253 He sends her the big basket every day. Every third one... 862 01:19:45,413 --> 01:19:49,454 ...she sends back, just to be mysterious. I don't know, games. 863 01:19:49,614 --> 01:19:51,655 He wants her to move to Mexico... 864 01:19:51,814 --> 01:19:56,133 ...and if she gets a job at the TV station down there, she's going. 865 01:20:02,813 --> 01:20:05,894 Oh, thanks. 866 01:20:09,015 --> 01:20:15,093 Tomorrow, I gotta spell her name in rose petals. Do you believe this job? 867 01:20:43,933 --> 01:20:46,894 It's so easy to fall back into old patterns. 868 01:20:47,053 --> 01:20:50,133 Back with Andy. One week and we're already like... 869 01:20:50,292 --> 01:20:55,933 ...one of those old couples, who sit around in Denny's and don't speak. 870 01:20:56,092 --> 01:20:57,733 What am I doing? 871 01:20:57,893 --> 01:21:00,572 Why did I chicken out? 872 01:21:03,173 --> 01:21:04,533 Do you have the...? 873 01:21:10,572 --> 01:21:16,452 No, this is good. Being with Andy is like being alone. Together. 874 01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:20,573 At least I'm not out there dating. 875 01:21:20,733 --> 01:21:25,251 - Love you. - Love you too. 876 01:22:29,531 --> 01:22:31,971 - What? - Hi. 877 01:22:32,211 --> 01:22:33,211 Hey. 878 01:22:41,530 --> 01:22:44,771 Hey. I was worried about you. 879 01:22:45,691 --> 01:22:50,251 I'm fine. I am great! Been working. I read half of Exodus. 880 01:22:50,490 --> 01:22:53,491 Steve, I think you're going through a phase. 881 01:22:53,650 --> 01:22:56,570 Do you realize, Janet, that in modern society... 882 01:22:56,730 --> 01:23:01,771 ...there is almost no need to leave the house? 883 01:23:01,931 --> 01:23:04,251 - At all. - Steve, you're wigging. 884 01:23:05,530 --> 01:23:08,770 I'm not wigging. What, you think I'm wigging? 885 01:23:12,051 --> 01:23:17,330 This is hang time. I'm just... I'm just regrouping. 886 01:23:17,490 --> 01:23:20,931 I'm spending some time with myself, getting stronger. 887 01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:24,890 Thinking about... Regrouping. I'm thinking about... 888 01:23:25,050 --> 01:23:30,689 ...how I listened to my instincts, and they were wrong. The opposite of right. 889 01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:35,450 Well, I just wanted to bring you your mail. 890 01:23:37,330 --> 01:23:41,809 And maybe this isn't the right time to share this with you, but... 891 01:23:41,970 --> 01:23:44,530 ...things do turn around, Steve. 892 01:23:44,690 --> 01:23:48,369 I mean, I don't even think about Cliff anymore. 893 01:23:48,609 --> 01:23:51,170 I'm having the best time, on my terms. 894 01:23:51,329 --> 01:23:54,289 You know what else? I'm going back to school. 895 01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:56,169 - Really? - Yeah. 896 01:23:56,569 --> 01:23:59,929 Got all my architecture classes. My first project is... 897 01:24:00,089 --> 01:24:03,409 ...redesigning the fountain so we can sit in it. 898 01:24:03,650 --> 01:24:06,528 - That's good news. - It is. 899 01:24:09,889 --> 01:24:14,848 People need people, Steve. It's got nothing to do with sex. 900 01:24:15,289 --> 01:24:19,889 Maybe 40 percent. Sixty percent. Forget it. 901 01:24:20,129 --> 01:24:21,889 Forget it. 902 01:24:22,129 --> 01:24:24,568 Tell you what. 903 01:24:24,729 --> 01:24:27,288 If I have any kind of news of any kind... 904 01:24:27,448 --> 01:24:33,009 ...something good and nice that I want to share with you or something... 905 01:24:33,169 --> 01:24:35,928 I will knock four times, okay? 906 01:24:36,088 --> 01:24:40,808 It's gonna be our secret code. 907 01:24:40,969 --> 01:24:43,608 - How? - Okay? What? 908 01:24:43,768 --> 01:24:44,848 - How? - How what? 909 01:24:45,008 --> 01:24:46,968 How will you knock? 910 01:24:47,128 --> 01:24:48,969 Oh. 911 01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:54,449 Like that. 912 01:24:54,609 --> 01:24:56,689 Okay. 913 01:24:58,208 --> 01:25:02,567 Take care of yourself, Steve. Please. 914 01:25:18,727 --> 01:25:22,247 In a parallel universe, we're probably a great couple. 915 01:25:24,328 --> 01:25:26,208 But in this one... 916 01:25:26,367 --> 01:25:27,607 Neighbors. 917 01:25:58,127 --> 01:25:59,967 - Hi. - Hi. 918 01:26:00,127 --> 01:26:03,207 You get my message last night? Because I called. 919 01:26:03,368 --> 01:26:04,367 I know. 920 01:26:05,287 --> 01:26:10,447 You know, I didn't appreciate you, even though I thought I did. 921 01:26:14,766 --> 01:26:20,287 I used to live out by the airport, underneath the flight patterns. 922 01:26:20,447 --> 01:26:24,447 It was really noisy with the planes going by all day. 923 01:26:24,607 --> 01:26:28,967 I used to have cookouts, and no one would come because of the noise. 924 01:26:29,367 --> 01:26:33,206 I got used to it. And then, when I moved... 925 01:26:33,366 --> 01:26:36,286 ...I missed the noise. I missed those planes. 926 01:26:39,406 --> 01:26:43,326 - Cliff, what are you talking about? - I don't know. 927 01:26:45,047 --> 01:26:49,886 I miss you. The way you used to look at me... 928 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:54,087 - Don't. I'm finally over you. - Really? 929 01:26:54,326 --> 01:26:59,967 Yeah. I mean, you know, I still really do like you, you know? 930 01:27:00,366 --> 01:27:03,047 I think you're very... 931 01:27:03,806 --> 01:27:05,286 What? 932 01:27:05,967 --> 01:27:06,965 Entertaining. 933 01:27:10,645 --> 01:27:13,286 That's me. I gotta go. My break's over. 934 01:27:14,686 --> 01:27:17,085 Janet, you rock my world. 935 01:28:09,925 --> 01:28:14,925 I'm walking down the avenue 936 01:28:19,005 --> 01:28:23,484 And I'm looking at the garbage cans 937 01:28:26,484 --> 01:28:31,285 I'm laughing at the people I see 938 01:28:31,764 --> 01:28:37,644 Something like that. I'm playing with the lyrics. It's not set in stone. 939 01:28:37,804 --> 01:28:41,484 Give me a call. I don't know what you're doing tonight... 940 01:28:41,645 --> 01:28:44,044 ...but give me a call, huh? 941 01:28:47,085 --> 01:28:50,965 Talk to me, talk to me. 40 r�sum�s, bring me back something. 942 01:28:51,204 --> 01:28:53,364 Here we go. 943 01:29:14,363 --> 01:29:16,443 Hi. 944 01:29:16,603 --> 01:29:19,963 I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. 945 01:29:23,923 --> 01:29:28,244 I don't need to be your girlfriend. I just want to know you again. 946 01:29:31,044 --> 01:29:32,603 What took you so long? 947 01:29:34,723 --> 01:29:36,403 I was stuck in traffic. 948 01:30:26,562 --> 01:30:30,642 Well, that's the way it happens. Steve's moving out tomorrow. 949 01:30:30,802 --> 01:30:32,961 They're finding a place, and I'm happy for them. 950 01:30:33,122 --> 01:30:36,882 - Coming down. Look out. - No problem. 951 01:30:37,042 --> 01:30:42,603 I may live here forever. That's fine. Not everybody needs to be with someone. 952 01:30:42,763 --> 01:30:46,121 For a lot of people, living alone is a nasty hang. 953 01:30:46,282 --> 01:30:51,042 Not for me. My music is all the juice I'll need. 954 01:30:51,202 --> 01:30:56,162 I'm a self-contained unit. I'm a solo artist. 955 01:30:56,322 --> 01:30:59,722 Well, I better get going. I'm going out tonight. 956 01:31:07,441 --> 01:31:10,481 - Hey. - Hey. Going out? 957 01:31:10,641 --> 01:31:14,642 - Yep. You? - Yeah. 958 01:31:14,801 --> 01:31:20,440 That's a very nice hat, and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way. 959 01:31:20,601 --> 01:31:22,921 Thanks. 960 01:31:26,721 --> 01:31:29,881 - Bless you. - Thank you. 961 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,401 Does everybody go through this? 962 01:31:51,561 --> 01:31:54,601 No, I think, just us. 963 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,721 I'm going to be celibate forever. 964 01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:59,600 I could spend my life with that person. 965 01:31:59,761 --> 01:32:02,681 - All you see is her head, Tommy. - I know my type. 966 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:06,281 - Met someone new today. - She's more my type than yours. 967 01:32:06,441 --> 01:32:10,481 - You always say they're your type. - Tell me I'm not like Shelly. 968 01:32:10,641 --> 01:32:13,521 - She should try living alone... - It took two dates... 969 01:32:13,681 --> 01:32:16,240 Hi, it's me. I just thought I'd call... 970 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:21,400 - You said that I said... - I don't play games. 971 01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:25,160 I can't believe I feel this way!